WEBVTT - Best Of Dear Chelsea: Facetiming on Myspace 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:04.760 Hi, Catherine, Oh Hi Chelsea, Oh hello, what's up? Greetings 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:06.000 from a whistler. 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:13.680 It's very white there, because a white white winter wonderland. 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:16.680 Actually it's not really a winter wonderland. We've had kind 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:20.040 of a low snow season. Although I am heading out today, 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:23.400 leaving for a week, and now they're expecting about a 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:26.279 foot of snow. So hopefully when I return will be 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:28.160 in better shape. Because you know, I have to film 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:31.680 my ski video. Oh right, your birthday a ski video. 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:33.480 So we were going to do it last week because 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:35.479 I had my social media team come up for a 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:38.920 little sabbatical. They came up here and where I was like, 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.080 oh great, I said to Ricardo and Mina, who run 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:45.159 the company. It's called Crispy Chicken. That's what attracted me too. 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:47.319 I'm still trying to get them to change the name 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:49.800 to Krispy Chicken Nuggets, but they're not really biting on 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:52.519 that one. Anyway, I had them come up. The three 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.880 of them came up and we were going to shoot 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:56.800 my video and I was like, how proficient are you 0:00:56.840 --> 0:01:00.400 guys on snowboards? Because I will need your help. I mean, 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:01.800 we've got to step it up this year. We need 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:04.960 a drone. I need a different backdrop. I want to 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.120 ski through the trees. So we're trying to like coordinate 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:08.959 all this, and I said, how proficient are you and 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:11.080 they're like, well, you know, we're not advanced or anything, 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:13.520 but we can both, you know, film you on snowboards. 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:16.399 And I would like to say that, No they could not. 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.480 I took them out skiing. Thank god, I did not 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.360 try to film this with them. They I mean, Mina 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:24.480 is a little bit better. But I was like, Ricardo, 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:26.440 how often do you snowboard? He's like once a year. 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:29.600 I'm like, do you understand what we're dealing with here? 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:34.760 Someone's skiing backwards and filming me or snowboarding through the 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:37.560 tree treat Well, I mean, I don't know how realistic 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:39.760 that's going to be. So we'll see if I even 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.560 conquer that, because we're going to need a few camera men. 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:44.840 But I'm in Whistler, so there's tons of people here 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.720 that can film skiing for years obviously, you know, so 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:49.440 I just have to find the right people. 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:53.520 Yeah. I, by the way, love Ricardo and Mina. They're fantastic. 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:56.840 Yeah, they're really really awesome, And we had a great time. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:02:00.720 We went to Zip lining we went to the bah. Well, 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:02.559 I dropped them off. I was like their mama bear. 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:05.040 I felt like I was shuttling my kids around from carpool, 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:06.920 you know. I would drop them off at school and 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:08.800 they picked them up three hours later. I'm like, bye, guys. 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:10.400 Then I dropped them off at the grocery store so 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:12.760 they could get all the Canadian snacks to bring back, 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.080 and then I'd pick them up and then they'd get 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:17.320 in the car and it just would reek of weed. 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:21.320 I'm like, what is that smell? Anyway? So that's been 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.280 happening up here. Just I love having people shuttle in 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:26.800 and out of my little my ski Shelle, It's so 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:28.840 fun that I know, Chelsea. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:31.519 Can you settle a marital argument for me? Really good? 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:32.640 Oh yeah, I would love to. 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:37.200 So our bedroom we're having some work done on the 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:38.800 garage was just right near our bedroom. 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:40.680 And are you turning it into what are you turning 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:42.040 into Brad's man cave? 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:45.040 Well, in addition to podcasting where it happens to be 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:47.480 a drummer and musicians, so we're turning it into his 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:48.639 music studio. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:52.239 Oh music studio. Okay, that's bad than a man cave, Brad. 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:55.040 Yeah, indeed, he can be a lot louder in there. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:56.800 Meanwhile, I just want to go out and say that 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.280 my whole life is a man cave. For I want 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:02.520 to do is being my bed, smoking weed and watching TV. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.640 So I may as well have a man cave as well. 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:05.880 I love it. 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:08.240 You just need a lazy boy, that's all you need 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:12.200 in there. But so, it smelled weirdly like pine in 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:14.280 our bedroom for the last couple of weeks, and we 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:17.800 can't figure out why. But I think it kind of 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:22.280 smells like weed. And in my opinion, weed smells a 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:26.480 little bit like pine needles. But my loving husband thinks 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:29.320 that that is absolutely ridiculous. 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.080 It's skunky. Weed is skunky. That's why they call it 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:32.919 skunky weed. 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:37.280 Right, Well, not all weed is skunk. I mean there's 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:40.400 a weed that's not skunky. So I think that you're right, Catherine, 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:44.600 as usual that there can be a pine smell. For sure, 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:47.160 when I walk into my house, it is an overwhelming 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:49.600 smell of cannabis. My friend's daughter came over the other 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.080 day and she goes, she's seven, She goes, what's that smell? 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:53.280 I go, don't worry about it. 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:54.600 You'll know when you're older. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:58.280 Yeah, you're about to find out. But yeah, I think 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.920 some we can definitely smell like pine. Are you trying 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:02.160 to get rid of the smell or do you like 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:02.600 the smell? 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:05.320 No, I mean it's it's a pleasant smell. But we're 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:08.480 just like, why suddenly does this smell like pine? We 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:11.080 can't figure it out. So and neither of us are 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:14.400 stashing weed in the bedroom. But I think it smells 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:15.080 like weed. 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:17.600 And well, why don't you start stashing weed? And then 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:19.960 that will overwhelm the pine smell, and then that will 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:24.680 create more symbiosis in your own perfect more symbiosis and synergy. 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:29.240 Well, thank you for settling that argument, and I am 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:30.039 so glad that I won. 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.200 Brad, how do you feel about that outcome? 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.839 I'm crushed? Okay, my life is a lie. 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.200 Yeah, this is, by the way, something we've been discussing 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:40.600 for like a decade. He's like, weed doesn't smell like pine. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:44.360 Well, it doesn't always smell like skunks, but in this instance, 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:47.440 I think it smells like weed, and it smells like 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:48.159 skunky weed. 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:52.400 Oh you don't smell pine? Oh oh I see, I see. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:54.560 Well it's interesting to me that you're arguing about this, 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:56.680 But yet the hard boiled eggs weren't an issue for 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:57.240 you at all. 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.800 Brad Well, I guess I got to turn a blind eye. 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:02.080 To some Yeah, it's interesting where you pick your battles. 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.400 Well, I mean that's marriage right there. You got to 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.159 pick your battles where you can exactly. 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:11.640 So, Chelsea, I wanted to ask you some thoughts about 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:16.360 making friends as an adult. I find when I meet 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.920 somebody that I really like and I want to hang 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:21.280 out with them more, I'm not one hundred percent sure 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:24.560 how to go about that, how to feel out if 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:27.919 they're as into me as I am into them. What 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:29.440 are your thoughts? How do you do it? 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:32.240 Oh? That's so funny. I mean I'm always making friends 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:33.400 as an adult. 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:35.320 And you're also constantly meeting new people. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.800 Yeah, I guess I'm lucky that way because I'm always 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:39.920 bouncing around to different places, so I get to meet 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:42.880 new people. I feel like it's a mutual connection. When 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.720 you have chemistry, it's kind of undeniable. So likely if 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:48.920 you're feeling something or like an attraction towards a person 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:50.440 that you want to just like, spend more time with 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.400 or hang out with in a non sexual way, it's 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:57.200 pretty easy. It's usually reciprocated. I find yeah, you know, 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.080 like if someone's texting me going when are we going 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.000 to hang out? And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, I 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.680 feel the same way. So I just don't feel like 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:06.000 who cares about rules as an adult, you know what 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.320 I mean. It's not like you're a kid and you're 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:11.000 so self conscious and thinking about what other people think 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.840 of you. Or maybe you are self conscious, but even so, 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:17.640 it's good to extend invitations and broaden your horizons always, 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:20.320 like that's always a good idea to make sure you're 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:24.360 keeping everything fresh and making new acquaintances as well as friends. 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:26.479 You never know what anyone's going to bring to the table, 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:28.800 So I always like to hang out with new people 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.760 all the time. I'm always interested in a different perspective, 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:34.920 you know. And I think a good thing to remember is, 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:38.080 like we've talked about this a lot, that all relationships 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:40.760 don't last forever. You know, a lot of relationships and 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:43.680 a lot of new people come into your life for 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:45.960 a reason as well, So you should be open to 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:48.640 that aspect of things of like, oh, this might be 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:50.960 somebody that I'm supposed to know, are supposed to be 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.560 friends with, and could be somebody that you're supposed to 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:55.279 be friends with for the rest of your life. So 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:57.479 I don't think there's any shame in reaching out and 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:59.320 being like, hey, you want to hang out, I'm into 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:02.279 you or whatever you know, sat into you. But you 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:05.599 can say I like to be misconstrued in it, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:07.320 You don't want people to think they're walking into a 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:08.279 threuttle situation. 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.000 So that's how we caught you. 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:13.520 That's how I feel sometimes when couples are trying to 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.400 hang out with me, I'm like, back it up, back, 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:19.000 it's a duck up, get away from me. I know 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:22.280 what you're up to. I once had two friends come over. 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:24.920 It was so funny. I was leaving Reese Witherspoon's Christmas 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:28.320 party years ago, and my friend and her husband drove 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:30.160 me home and then I was like, do you guys 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:31.960 want to come in for a drink? And they came in. 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:34.440 It was actually my friend Kate and her ex husband, 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:36.800 and they came in and they're sitting at my kitchen 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.559 counter and I made them cocktails and then I said, 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:44.680 just so you guys know, we're not hooking up. And 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:47.320 they both looked at each other like what and I 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:48.840 was like, I don't know what you guys are into, 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:52.000 but I'm not into it. And we've been friends ever since. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.800 Gosh, we had a similar experience with a couple friends 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:57.560 of ours, and Brad had been hanging out with this guy. 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:59.720 They were in a band together. I had met him 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:03.000 a few times because he bartended. We just hit it 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:05.840 off from the very beginning. Absolutely love this guy. We 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:07.720 were in the car together, the three of us, and 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:10.560 we were going to meet his wife, and I think 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.120 i'd met her once or twice, but you know, it 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:17.760 was early stages, and I made some joke about, oh, well, 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.000 you know this is the point where we ask you 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:22.600 guys to hook up with us or whatever, and he 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:25.240 thought I was serious, and just the backseat of the 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:29.960 car went deadly side. That's horrible, like five seconds, and 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:32.680 I was like, Matt, I'm joking. And then he was like, 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.160 oh my god, Thank goodness, because I was really enjoying 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:36.960 hanging out with you guys, and that was about to 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:37.439 be over. 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.560 I know, I hate having to say I'm joking, though, 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:42.960 you know, I know it's an la thing, like a 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:46.360 good barometer or measure of somebody who's worthy of hanging 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:49.400 out with as somebody who also knows that that's a joke. Yeah, 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:53.280 that takes it seriously. No effects to your friend, your new. 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:56.920 Friend, that's okay. We still are very good friends with 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:58.960 them to this day. That was like a decade ago, 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:02.400 so you know, that's great advice. Thank you so much. 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:05.520 Just to close it out, what's your go to friend 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.080 date when you're first meeting someone. Is it let's grab dinner? 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:10.680 Is it come over? What's your go to. 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:12.760 I mean I recently made a new friend because my 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.160 neighbor called me. I think I talked about this. My 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:17.520 neighbor that I'm building a house next to you got 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:19.600 in touch with me and was like, hey, I'm so 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:21.520 excited that you're moving next to me. I want to 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:23.280 be We're going to be best friends. He's a gay 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:26.240 guy obviously, and he's like, I love to party, I 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.199 love everything you represent. I can't wait for us to 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:30.280 be neighbors. We're going to build a finicular behind our 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.960 houses to meet, or a zipline or whatever. And I 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.240 was like, oh, that's so fun. And we were trying 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:37.160 to hang out. We couldn't make it work. And then 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:40.920 I was in Sundance skiing in park City and he 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:43.840 was at Sundance at the festival and then we met. 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:47.840 We met up there and we had a drink together. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.280 I think a drink, A drink is a good or 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:52.319 a coffee, like if you're into coffee. I don't really 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:55.000 drink coffee. So whenever people suggest that, I'm like whatever, 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.840 that's life a meeting, Like I have business meetings over coffee. Yeah, 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:01.320 you know where I pret to drink coffee or I 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:04.200 have hot tea or who knows. I never know what 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:05.440 to get at a coffee place. 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:08.960 Yeah, you know what. Starbucks has those not to plug anything, 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:12.959 but Starbucks has those like refreshers that are like lightly sweet, 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:16.200 they're fruity, and they have a little teeny bit of caffeine. 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:18.040 I like those when I'm not into coffee. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:20.520 Oh, they have caffeine. I like anything with caffeine. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:22.600 Yeah, it's got a little caffeine. I think it's like 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.000 maybe as much as a cup of tea, or maybe 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:26.160 it is a cup of coffee. I don't know. You 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:27.640 can ask them about I love that. 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:30.319 Thank you for that. Thank you for that recommendation, Catherine. 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:31.240 That is meaningful. 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:35.280 So how is your house going? I was actually wondering 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:35.960 that this morning. 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:39.920 Who knows what the hell's happening with my house? I 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:43.439 can't even This is a perfect example of my impulsivity. 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:46.280 I wanted to get my family out of my house, 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.080 so I had to send them a strong message. I 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:50.559 put the house on the market. And now I have 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:54.680 been homeless for two years. Yeah, and I've been in 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:58.160 a rental. So oh, I have some other sad news 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:02.720 to announce. Actually, I know, okay, I haven't publicly announced 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:05.080 it because I don't feel like it. But Bert is 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:08.920 no longer with us. I know. I'm so sorry to 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:11.920 hear that thank you, thank you, my poor little baby. 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:16.560 He's so sweet. But Bernice is still with us, who 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:18.719 knows for how long, So I'm gonna have to get 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:22.160 her a little companion soon. Anyway, So my baby boy 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:22.840 is gone. 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:25.040 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear. 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:27.840 That thank you. He was such a sweet Oh he 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:30.600 was so robust when I got him, and watching him 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:32.439 kind of fall apart. 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:35.280 Or deteriorate, it was so like, ugh, it's heartbreaking. 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:37.440 But you know what I feel like about dogs. I 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:40.559 just feel like you gotta pivot that love because you 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:43.600 give out so much love to them, and when you 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:46.120 lose a dog. It's such an easy transfer of love 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:48.720 to find another dog and give another dog a home 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:53.280 and then give Bernice another little someone to torture. And 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.559 so I will be doing that. I'll be on the 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.800 hunt for a new chow guys soon. 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.520 Okay, well I will. I'm sure you wor get a 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:02.520 lot of emails about this, so I will send things 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:06.080 along to you, guys. But yeah, I'm so sorry. It's 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.679 never easy. It's just never easy. 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:10.640 I know it's never easy. But you know what you 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:12.439 have to remember about dogs, It's like you gave them 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:15.080 a life. He was a rescue and he was in 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:17.160 bad shape when I got him, and then he was 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:20.600 loved so hard, yes by his birth mother bought Belle, 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:23.120 but also by me and all my friends. And he 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:25.240 was just such a lover. I mean, I've never had 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:27.360 a dog that would lie on me all night long. 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:28.400 I just loved that. 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:33.640 Oh what a good boy. Yeah, well, just snuggle Bernice 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:36.200 a little extra hard next time you see her. And 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:39.120 also I loved what Laurel and Jackson said is that 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:42.640 we're going to see them again one day. Well, Chelsea, 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:46.520 I do have a couple of updates, okay from callers 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:51.000 from previous episodes, so should we launch into those? Yeah, 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:54.760 all right, fantastic. This one is from our dear friend 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:59.120 Bryden Cantelope, who was our sweet Canadian friend. He was 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.640 in his early twenty and he was like, I want 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:05.320 to study fashion, but I'm background friends and family and 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.560 i want to move to London. So Braiden says, Hi, 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.600 Chelsea and Catherine, I hope you're both doing well. I'm 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:14.960 just emailing to say, while it's been a year, I've 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:19.040 finally moved to London. Once my visa was sorted in November, 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:21.800 I booked my flights for January and here I am. 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.680 I've been here nearly a month now, moving into my 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:28.760 beautiful flat tomorrow. Honestly, your advice did help give me 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:30.880 the little kick in the ass I needed to get 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.680 over here, and boy, am I glad I did. Thank 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:37.320 you both for everything, braid and Cantalope. Ps. I've had 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:39.880 a few viewers actually messaged me on my Instagram to 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:43.440 see if I made the move. Most recently, someone messaged 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:45.840 me just the other day and said they're so happy 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.240 to see I made the move. How lovely of people. 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:52.079 Oh that's so sweet. I love our little community who 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:53.600 would have sunk it. You know what I mean. 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:55.360 Seriously, it's just lovely. 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:57.000 I used to just be a bitch on the E 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:59.960 network and now look at the wonder wonderful work we're doing. 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:04.400 Yes, I even had a maybe love connection the other day. 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.080 Someone had listened to you know, someone who was single 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:10.160 and said, hey, can you send her my Instagram? So 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:13.240 I did. We'll see a straight guy apparently, or at 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:14.480 least sometimes straight. 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:16.679 Yeah, we should look into doing some sort of like 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:20.520 matchmaking episode because I really like to set people up 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:23.640 and you know, make people get together, force them. 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:27.400 I love that. I love that cool. And then our 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:33.040 next follow up is from Regina. She was the lesbian 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:36.920 who was having an affair with a married woman and 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:40.240 she has this to say, Dear Chelsea, I had a 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:43.680 fucking fantastic ten day trip to South America. Remember she 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:46.280 was she was about to leave. That started the day 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:49.040 after we chatted. While I was gone, I had close 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:52.920 to zero communication with my lover slash coworker, which is 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:56.160 of course what we both needed. When I returned, we 0:14:56.320 --> 0:15:00.520 amicably talked and agreed that the affair, both emotional and physical, 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:03.400 needed to stop. She has stated a few times that 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:05.800 she is quote going to tell her partner the truth 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:08.160 when she is ready, and who the fuck knows when 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.320 that will be. I could go into more detail for 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:12.200 you about how she's struggling with my new lack of 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:15.800 emotional investment in our relationship and my refusal to be 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:19.000 vulnerable with her anymore. I think that's great, but it 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:22.280 doesn't really matter. What does matter is talking with you 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:25.120 was the turning point in this seemingly endless roundabout that 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:28.280 I couldn't stop circling. So thank you so fucking much 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:30.960 for that. I wanted things to change without having to 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.560 make any changes. The feedback I got from you and 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:36.560 Natasha was the kick in the ass I needed. Anyway, 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:39.320 I'm writing tonight to not only give you that brief update, 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.320 but also to ask one would be a good time 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:42.960 for us to get together so we can start our 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:47.040 own affair as per your proposal. I'm vaccinated in horny, 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:50.080 so let me know when works best for you, Kissy Ritchie. 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:52.960 But now I have to start sleeping with my female callers. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:56.480 He's not such a burden tricky. First of all, vaccinated 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.840 it in Horny tour is over. We are starting a 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:02.320 little big bitch tour. Okay, and we just added red Rocks. 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:03.560 Oh that's amazing. 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:06.560 Yeah, we added red Rocks. We added there's a bunch 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:09.000 of new dates that we added. So check on Chelseahandler 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.360 dot com for tickets for my new tour, which is 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:15.560 going to start in April, little big bitch. It's gonna 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:18.440 be so good. I've been writing all my material while 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:21.160 I'm writing a fucking book. I'm like Jesus, I have 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:23.400 too much to do. Too much writing. 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:26.080 You gotta be out there having more life experiences so 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:27.360 you have something to write. 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:30.440 I know, maybe I should sleepless watch less TV and 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:32.760 sleepless and smoke less pot. I'd probably been a lot 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:33.480 more productive. 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:35.800 But always help help, I use it. 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:37.119 I'm using this as downtime. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:40.000 Yeah, well as your should. It's vacation time. 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:43.480 But back to the matchmaking thing. If anyone is wanting 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:49.800 to be hooked up or matchmaked, match made. Anyone want 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:53.000 to be matchmaked, let us know right in for that 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:55.000 because we will try and facilitate that. And if you 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:57.520 are a straight man and you are listening and you 0:16:57.560 --> 0:17:00.920 are single, we can definitely help you. Because the ratio 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:05.040 of women to men listening to this is very high. 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:08.639 Yes, and right matchmaking in the subject line, So I know, 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:11.320 and we'll see what we can do for you. 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:13.560 That's a good idea. I like that. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:16.680 Yeah, maybe we'll have to have a matchmaker on or 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:18.199 somebody who knows about relationships. 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:20.000 We don't need a matchmaker. I know what to do. 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:23.959 Isn't it a mitzvah? If you set up three couples 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:24.760 who get married? 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:25.400 Is it? 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:26.200 I think? 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:26.359 So? 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:28.760 I just set up a couple. One couple, I a 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:30.480 gay couple. I don't know what's going to happen with 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:33.360 them yet. Or yeah, if you're a gay couple. I mean, 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:35.000 gay people want to be set up and they're all 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:37.280 listening to this. So that's that's a good idea to 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:40.440 write in for that. But also, you know, straight guys 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:42.080 would be nice to have some in the mix. 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:45.800 Unmarried straight guys as we learned lest with your sisters. 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:48.760 Oh yeah, unmarried. 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:53.720 Please, everyone who participates in this must be unmarried. We'll 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:54.520 just put it that way. 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:57.600 Can you imagine? That's that's the next headline, Chelsea Handler 0:17:57.640 --> 0:17:59.840 hooks up married woman with married man. 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:02.280 It's just Ashley Madison, Chelsea. 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:06.600 Madison, Chelsea, Christina Barcelona. 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:10.120