WEBVTT - Ep 210: Walk Me Home Brother 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.920 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:09.640 the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:12.720 crucially important today. 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:17.440 On This Is Important, penises are getting smaller by and large. 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:21.239 What the fuck? What are you doing here? Get a 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:26.560 cooler fucking dog, bro, let's. 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:40.000 Go yeah, tell yeah, yeah, Oh my gosh, yeah, what's up, fellows? 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:46.559 Dude? I feel great? Uh, poor Osos. They gave you 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:48.919 a bunch of merchant. Did they give you any vodka? 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:51.479 No? No? I so okay, guy, the. 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.279 Same thing happened to me. I posted about it. Did 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:53.720 you see that? 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:56.880 Yeah, the full transparency because they sent it to me 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:59.080 the same time, and I just it's just been in 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:02.360 a box right behind me, and uh, I wanted to 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:04.760 change shirts so it seemed like a new week and 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:07.480 the box behind me. 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:12.039 That's what I did to Blake. Blake decided Enosos. 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.199 I changed my shirt and I flipped my hat around, 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.240 So technically it is, but sorry, hare is. 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:18.600 Still you guys? Have the sausages made? 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:21.759 Yeah, this is We're playing a little inside baseball right here. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:25.800 But we actually sometimes we have to record, you know, 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:29.080 because our schedules, we have to record two episodes in 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:29.520 a day. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:33.160 M Yeah, some of us try to get here and do. 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.959 It, and we we make it a point to be here, 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:38.440 unlike other people who may or may not be off 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:42.840 eating baby baby and. 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:43.880 Who don't care about the audience. 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.360 Yeah, and who actually kind of hates our fans, which 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:48.520 is weird. You'd think you would care about them like 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:49.000 we do. 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:50.240 But we're here for you. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:54.280 Evidently the guy that we're not naming maybe doesn't care 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:58.360 about the fans and also eats babies, the Aruga Lord 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:03.080 and maybe possibly one of the best nicknames, yeah, which 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:05.400 is on the podcast. I feel like none of us 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:07.760 have dopte nicknames. And the guy that never shows up, 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:09.320 he has a cool nickname, that one. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.000 I see a lot of people in the comments call 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:12.480 me bitch. 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:13.000 Yeah. 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:16.240 I don't love it. Yeah, that one, you see. 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:17.560 I do see that a lot for you. 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:19.720 It's got a ring to it. I don't love it. 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:21.880 Yeah, that's weird. Yeah you know. 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:24.520 Yeah, And I think we're on record saying you're not 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:27.280 a bitch, You're just a fucking straight up an asshole. 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:28.600 Yeah, yeah, you're not a bit. 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:32.080 Thank you. I feel like an asshole, so thank you. 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:32.560 You got it. 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:33.200 I'm not a bit. 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.800 Sli what is the poor osos by the way, let's 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:39.840 give it. Let's give it a plug. What is that 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:41.560 for people? If you want to step it out a 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.160 little bit, Let me find the card. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:46.800 It's Tom Sigara and Bert Kreischer's vodka company. And I 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.120 think poor os means like two bears, but in. 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:52.119 Spanish or something, and that's something that can be done. 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:52.440 Huh. 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:55.000 You can make vodkas and sell it to people and 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:57.680 like just comedian friends. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:58.359 We have a big podcast. 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:01.840 Yeah, we've tried. But then Isaac couldn't figure it out. 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:03.080 I say, there's no. 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:03.920 Ran out of plants. 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:07.119 What the hell, there's no way to make vodka. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:08.640 There's a cactus shortage. 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:12.280 Cactus would be what's the one that the dudes from 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:13.519 breaking bad? 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:15.840 Do? I go past theirs all the time. Isn't it 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:17.200 called like blue glass or whatever? 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.320 No, or I thought it was called like best buddy 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.400 or like, yeah, I know what you're saying. 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:25.200 It's romanos something. They kind of did the same thing 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:28.120 with the porosis they're doing. They're yeah, they're like, we 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:29.880 don't just want to call it two bears. 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:34.880 Their's is a tequila, right, And I'm like, dude, ombre. 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:38.520 Ombres yeah, okay, damn it. It just goes to show 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:41.320 that none of us know any amount of Spanish at all. 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:46.960 Ombres and we're like, it's two fres. 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:50.720 That means those those hats, those hats. 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:52.400 That makes no. 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:59.520 Those hats really homebraids homes. That's interesting. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:01.920 I mean, they don't know my size is unfortunately, but 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.800 they did send a fucking truckload of stuff. So shout 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:06.440 out to uh Burton company. 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:09.120 Oh they send so much stuff, and thank you for 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:11.640 sending all this stuff. But no vodka. So I am 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:13.680 a little offended just sending a bottle. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:14.400 Is it vodka? 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:18.840 It's vodka. I swear to god, it's didn't get any No, 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.440 no vodka. Damn that sucks. Is that what we would do? 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:25.320 And like golf towel and the recovery, the whole thing 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:27.039 is about wellness and recovery. 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.400 See that's where they kind of lose me because I 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:34.440 know that's Bert's new thing because he was so uh 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:37.360 he was you know, he was he was getting maybe 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:41.760 morbidly obese, where you like the doctors are calling your 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.440 wife and going like we have to make him work out. 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:45.960 Here's the deal, here's the deal. 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:48.040 A lot of when your doctor says, here's the deal. 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:49.719 That's when you know you're in trouble. And I think 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:52.480 for Bert, the doctor might have been saying here's the. 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:54.640 Deal a lot of deep breath stop. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.360 So I still think he wants to party. But now 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:02.760 as a way to like appease you know, the doctor, 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:04.960 maybe his wife, I don't know, maybe he has to 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:07.040 say like also recovery. 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.440 Right, like, babe, I'm fine, I made a towel. I'm 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:10.040 good now. 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:12.560 But he is looking good. He's lost a bunch of weight, 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:15.000 he's gotten like good. He actually's kind of jacked now. 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:18.080 When he's he like listening, he always flex flexus. 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:18.960 Uh. 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:21.640 You know, there for a while he did not look 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.280 jacked right, and now he really does. 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:25.760 So would we if we went down the road, would 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:28.040 we do a vodka tequila? Or could we just do 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:30.400 like a Buzzball flavor? Could be pretty cool? 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:34.080 Dude, did you read that article about Buzzball. 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:35.640 That didn't seem lucrative enough? 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:39.600 But go ahead, Well, Buzzball's paid you like pennies, Blake. 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:40.960 When you told me how much. 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:43.560 They paid you, I was embarrassed for you that you 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:44.920 were promoting them that hard. 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:47.680 I was embarrassed for Isaac for broker in a deal 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:52.440 that shitty broker. Broker's right, And then they just sold 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:55.480 the company for eight hundred million dollars. 0:05:55.640 --> 0:06:00.320 Yes, they did a congratulation eight hundred million, eight hundred million. 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:01.840 Would they get bought by? 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:06.599 Like, oh, you're saying congratulations, Blake, but you they axed 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:10.120 you out of that deal and gave you nothing literally due. 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.720 And now they don't send me buzzballs anymore because I 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:15.320 think you motherfuckers talk so much shit about it. 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:18.400 That are they bought by Inbez? Oh, here we go, 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:20.320 Scissor Scissor. 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:28.680 No, that's Iras Iraq. That is a New Orleans. Uh, well, 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:31.080 that's a New Orleans drink. I'm pretty sure that's a 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:32.880 New Orleans company as well. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:37.040 States now cool ship man. Good for them. I wish 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:38.839 i'd got a little slice of that pie. 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:39.560 Yeah. 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:42.760 I also saw that they released a new flavor that 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:46.480 I really want to try. It's like blueberry lemonade or something. 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:47.680 I would love it if they would. 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:49.360 Well, you know what you could do is you could 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:53.719 find the scariest gas Yeah. Sure, and one where like 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:57.719 someone's getting stabbed right out front, like just where there's 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:59.760 like a pool of blood that you kind of step 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:01.400 over and there's like some tape. 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:04.560 Something just when you need to borrow the key to 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:09.960 the bathroom. It's attached to a chainsaw. Oh damn, yeah. 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:12.280 Just a whole Yeah, a plunger that the plunger is 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:15.080 covered in ship. And then you maybe go down one 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:18.040 aisle and there's you rent to like a big cob 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.800 web where you're like, oh shit, no one's had been 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:23.040 in this part of this gas station for a few years. 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:25.280 Oh there's a hole in the floor that doesn't have 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:28.280 a bottom, and you're saying that's where they'll have the 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:28.960 new flavor. 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:32.440 Yeah, that's where. That's where the buzzballs are. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:36.920 And I wonder why they don't send me free buzzballs anymore. Yeah, 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:41.920 that partnership, it has run dry, drier than my hair. 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:43.560 Wait, that's the ad camp. 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:46.760 Well, Blake, you made the deal way before we started 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:50.360 to talk at the ship on the buzzballs. So well, 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:53.600 my thing was, is I drank a buzzball at your 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:56.080 bachelor party and I said, you know what, I think 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.239 this is gonna be my freaking new party starter. 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:01.760 And is that where it's It started? In the Ozarks, 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:04.920 by the way, Yes, the Ozarks I bet the thing 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:09.320 that they pull out of the ozarks most often when 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:12.440 they're cleaning cleaning up the arts are buzzballs. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:13.720 Obviously it's science. 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:17.000 Oh yeah, they're just huge nets nets full of snakes 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:17.760 and buzzballs. 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:22.640 Absolute, there's no snakes. That's the thing that's an ozark barbecue, 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:25.040 Just buzzballs and snakes. 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:28.200 Brother, grab you a cold one, take a hot snake 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:28.840 off the grill. 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:33.360 Baby isn't. But what would buzzballs aside? You're saying what 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:36.280 or not aside? Whatever? What would we want to do 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:40.040 as a crew? Never a side? Brother? Yeah? Like what 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:40.720 kind of dream? 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:44.560 Well? I mean I would a flavored drink like a 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:46.680 buzzball that you could pound that is like a boat 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:50.800 liquor or something. That's a good idea, a party starter. 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:55.440 But ours wouldn't taste like garbage, or ours wouldn't taste 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:57.960 like it doesn't didn't taste like garbage because some of 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:01.000 the flavors you're like, oh, that's not that, that's not bad. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:04.120 Sometimes garbage is just someone's leftovers. It's kind of good. 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:08.640 It tasted like like you are poisoning your pocket in 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:10.120 a bad way, not in a good way. 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:13.640 Where the last the last two ounces of a buzzball. 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:17.160 The last two ounces of a buzzball don't feel right. 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:18.160 I don't agree. 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:21.040 This is coming from a man who took a buzzball 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:24.440 in thirty different states on the TII Tour and each 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:25.199 one went. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:26.360 Down just fine. 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:29.960 Right that maybe in Indianapolis that one got away. 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:33.800 Maybe in a handful of these states. Actually, actually I 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.680 think there's a handful of states that maybe the buzzballs 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:37.360 didn't go down. 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.400 I feel like the millort in Chicago did you better? 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:41.400 But what do I know? 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:45.280 Mallord is a special special beverage. What if we made 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:48.640 our own kind of malort, Like if we were like, well, 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:51.560 we're not Chicago DearS, could we call it our Lord, 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:54.040 our Lort and Savior Our Lord? 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:55.439 Hey, that's pretty good on. 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:57.439 The third day, our Lord rose again. 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:00.640 Yeah, it's just actually something gross on purpose. Yes, that 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:04.079 is the wait, that is a buzzball. Yeah, what the hell, 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.600 you guys? Buzzballs are delicious? 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.120 Okay, well all right, but yes, I do think that 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:12.760 maybe a drink like that could actually, you know, crush 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:13.120 for us. 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:15.000 I think that would be kind of fun for me. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:16.200 I'm like a light beer. 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:19.880 Beers are hard to nail, are hard to nail there. 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:23.520 It's a real delicate science. What if we went Have 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:26.720 you seen the buzz boxes. I'm kind of got pissed 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:27.839 when I saw that at first. 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:30.960 They're like, so they're they're wait, so it's a different 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:34.040 company and they saw a buzzball and they're like, we're 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:35.920 gonna put it in a different container. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:40.240 Oh, different company in a box. That's a shots fired, 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.679 that's a shots fired. Oh yeah, I'm fucking. 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.320 Well, let's let's do it. Buzz pyramid and it's just 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:47.280 a little pyramid that you slurp out of the top. 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:50.920 Oh, and it's very it's alien themed because a lot 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:53.520 of people think that aliens created the pyramids. 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:56.400 You know, yes, what about like a buzz bump is 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:59.040 just a flatsheet of paper just going sort of like 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.960 bump and you like popp it like a sun drink 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:02.960 it right out of the bombo. 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:04.920 I mean it's like a zip I thought you were 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.720 saying it's like a buzz I think people call cocaine 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:08.560 that a little buzz bump. 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:11.520 Yeah, may or like maybe when you unscrew the top, 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:13.920 there's a little baggy of cocaine under it and. 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:17.439 You can the packaging is a mirror with like a 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:18.640 white mountain. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:20.560 Dude, I bet that would sell great. 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:24.960 And you don't even drink it. No, and it's not legal. Yeah, yeah, 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:26.120 it's not legal. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:27.240 You have. 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:32.880 Isaac sounds like a money maker. Hear me out, it's 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:38.400 legal cocaine. No, let's do this, keep it illegal. That 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:39.280 would be pretty good. 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:41.280 I will say the thing about Circle. So I was 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:42.800 talking about Circle last I. 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:45.840 Don't even remember what. I don't remember last week, but 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:46.960 I did change jackets. 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:48.480 They sent me this container. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:49.760 Yeah, pretty cool. 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:51.760 Do they call it a container or a cup or 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:52.960 a fucking torpedo? 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:55.360 I don't know what they exactly they call it. It's 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:57.320 fucking huge coutainer. Yeah, it's great. 0:11:57.440 --> 0:12:00.760 It's light light, pink like very I don't know if 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:01.920 you can tell or not. 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:02.560 Asshole. 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:04.360 Yeah it looks like asshole. 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:08.680 This actually looks exactly like Dy's asshole. Weirdly, let's go. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:10.920 Yeah, it looks like a little baby. 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:13.200 Rat because you, you know, you kind of want a 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.920 tougher drink at least I do. I want it to 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:17.920 be a little not pink. 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.679 You want an American flag bald eagle situation. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:21.480 I would love that. 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:25.720 Yeah, that thing looks pretty psychotic. It looks like a weapon, Almo, 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:29.040 Like you hit somebody with that ship if he held 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:30.800 it like this and swung. 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:33.360 It Orange County. It's a weapon in Orange County, California. 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:35.400 It's just like a bunch of soccer moms to be like, 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:36.000 fuck you bitch. 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:37.480 Yeah. I was gonna say it looks like a weapon 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:40.080 at like a volleyball tournament for twelve year olds. 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:43.000 Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, No, Drake, 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:45.760 do you remember that when I forget where we were? 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:47.959 But in the hotel lobby, we just came down and 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:49.880 we were all hung over and we were trying to leave, 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:51.880 and we're waiting on I believe. 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:53.880 I believe to hang on. Let's narrow this down. 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:58.160 I believe. Uh, we're waiting on Todd. 0:12:58.240 --> 0:12:59.280 Oh my god. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:05.599 Uh there was there was a full on cheerleader cheerleading 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:10.760 competition and there were this is no exaggeration, three hundred 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:15.040 girls and their parents. Yeah, it was like just in 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:17.480 the lobby of this hotel. It was madness. 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:20.840 That's it. I feel like that's when you forget. No, 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:21.360 I don't. 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:23.120 I was gonna stay you. 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:32.200 Guys, remember I wake up every morning and go Man. 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:29.800 That was. 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.880 Perfect these with all of these girls just on puffy face. 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:39.880 But I feel like that's where where there would be 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:42.080 if there was a fight and it were to break out, 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:44.440 someone's going to get clubbed with with one of these, 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:45.920 or standing or something like that. 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.000 Oh yeah, you know, it's funny you say that. I 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:50.960 feel like circle. I feel like circle fits in anywhere. 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:53.720 It's the kind of place. It's the kind of thing 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:57.320 you can bring on a fishing boat or a cheerleader convention. 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:59.400 It's that good. You lose. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.839 Just went fishing. My HOMIEO visited last week. Oh hell yeah, 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:05.400 and we went fishing. We went offshore. We went like 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:06.600 twenty miles off shore. 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.240 This is like ocean fishing, yeah, ocean. 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:12.160 And we went on this today, like twenty foot boat. 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:14.880 It was kind of wild. It took us like an 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:17.440 hour and some change to get out there. And then 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:19.760 we get out there, it was like calm a shit. 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.680 There was no waves, there was nothing. It was wild 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:27.720 like glass out there. And Walsh was he caught this kobe. 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.480 We were catching kobe, which are these like beautiful black 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:35.640 and gray striped fish and then uh, kobe Kobe, and 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.200 then he was reeling it in and it looked like 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:41.000 he was handling it right, because we've been catching these. 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.200 This is probably his third or fourth one that he's caught. 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:45.760 And he was handling it and all of a sudden 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:48.800 he couldn't do it, and he's like, I can't, I can't, And. 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:50.920 What do you mean is like he locked up his 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:51.840 he lactate. 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:54.040 Yeah. We just thought he was like like kind of 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:56.720 bitching out or something were and we were like, you 0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:59.480 got this dude, like trying to encourage him. He's like, no, no, 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.600 I can't, I can't. I'm sorry, and we're like okay, uh, 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:04.920 and so I grabbed it from him. It was like 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:08.400 moving a bus and I'm railing, railing, and then it 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:11.240 would like yank out and then the it started to 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:14.400 tow the boat. It told us one mile from where 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:14.800 we were. 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:17.040 Oh, you're gonna need a bigger boat. 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:20.440 The captain was like holy shit. Uh he was like, 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:23.120 this is between a two hundred and four hundred pound 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:24.640 fish submarine. 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:27.400 It's a Russian so yeah, it's a coxa and uh 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:30.320 so wait, sorry, what what type of fish is this? 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:33.440 So? A kobia is like this beautiful. They're not even 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:35.640 that big. They're like thirty five thirty six. They can 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:37.760 get like a one hundred and fifty pounds, but this 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:39.240 was like much larger than that. 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:41.680 So this was a super jack. And you're calling it 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:46.280 a kobia or a kobea, Yeah, Kobia, kobiaea cocoby Yeah. 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:48.800 And so the captain was like, that's not a kobea. 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:52.960 A shark saw that the kobea was floundering fighting ate 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:56.080 the kobe eat it. So now we're fighting this big 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:58.920 ass shark, right, and it was towing us around the ocean. 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:01.760 It was absolent, and we're so far out there you 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:03.600 can't see land. We're just in the middle of this 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:05.000 ocean on this little ass boat. 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:08.400 I don't like it. Wild. Yeah, we saw, dude. We 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.880 kept passing the real to my buddy Jason, back to me, 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.680 back to Walsh, back to me, and we kept fighting 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.520 him and then for like forty five minutes, and right 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:19.440 as we were about to get into where we could 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.800 actually see what the fuck it was, the line snapped 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:22.800 and we lost a tip. 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.920 Son of a bitch, O don of a bitch. But 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:29.320 I gotta get me and my boy and ignited something 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:32.200 within me that I'm like, I love this to be 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:35.520 out in the middle of the ocean with your homies battling, 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:40.760 battling this big ass fish. I totally got it. I 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:44.160 never really got ocean fishing before, oh this, because it's 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:46.640 always It was a couple of times. I've never been 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:49.920 offshore like that. I've been pretty damn close to shore. Yeah, 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:52.360 I've never been like fucking out there out there. It 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:54.640 was rad I did it in Key West once and 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:57.000 it was legit one of the best times ever. We 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.960 like started by like throwing out the bait nets, starting 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:02.760 with like really little fish, and just every fish, it 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:05.160 just keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger until you're 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:06.200 like pulling in sharks. 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:07.160 It was so fun. 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:09.520 Dude, I caught a barracuda. I didn't get it in 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:12.680 the boat once again, but uh, this barracuda came and 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:15.280 was just chilling and I was like, is this guy 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:17.240 gonna eat our bait? And he goes, no, he can 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:20.879 see the hook in the in it. They have great eyes. 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:23.440 So you put it in and they just weren't hitting it, 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:25.440 and then he would flick in just a fish. 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:27.920 He's like, watch this, and he snatched it immediately. This 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:30.080 big ass like seven foot long barracuda. 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:31.920 This thing was huge. Did they just snap? 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:35.240 And yeah, it was just like lightning like, and he 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:39.360 grabbed it. And then I, for whatever reason, I threw 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:41.840 my line in and he attacked mine and now I'm 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:44.560 fighting this big ass barracuda and he came on the 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:46.680 top of the water and was doing the fishtail thing 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:50.720 like it's like it's like like I'm fucking Jimmy Houston 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:51.320 or some shit. 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:56.840 Is that a real a real fisherman. Yeah, Jimmy Houston. Great, Yeah, 0:17:56.880 --> 0:18:00.720 he'll build dance. Those are my dad's to to boys. 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:02.200 These can't be real names. 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:04.800 Dude, those sound like fisherman names for sure. You'll dance 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:06.000