Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
Speaker 1: crucially important today.
Speaker 2: On This Is Important, penises are getting smaller by and large.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? What are you doing here? Get a
Speaker 2: cooler fucking dog, bro, let's.
Speaker 3: Go yeah, tell yeah, yeah, Oh my gosh, yeah, what's up, fellows?
Speaker 4: Dude? I feel great? Uh, poor Osos. They gave you
Speaker 4: a bunch of merchant. Did they give you any vodka?
Speaker 2: No? No? I so okay, guy, the.
Speaker 4: Same thing happened to me. I posted about it. Did
Speaker 4: you see that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the full transparency because they sent it to me
Speaker 2: the same time, and I just it's just been in
Speaker 2: a box right behind me, and uh, I wanted to
Speaker 2: change shirts so it seemed like a new week and
Speaker 2: the box behind me.
Speaker 4: That's what I did to Blake. Blake decided Enosos.
Speaker 3: I changed my shirt and I flipped my hat around,
Speaker 3: So technically it is, but sorry, hare is.
Speaker 2: Still you guys? Have the sausages made?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is We're playing a little inside baseball right here.
Speaker 4: But we actually sometimes we have to record, you know,
Speaker 4: because our schedules, we have to record two episodes in
Speaker 4: a day.
Speaker 3: M Yeah, some of us try to get here and do.
Speaker 4: It, and we we make it a point to be here,
Speaker 4: unlike other people who may or may not be off
Speaker 4: eating baby baby and.
Speaker 2: Who don't care about the audience.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and who actually kind of hates our fans, which
Speaker 4: is weird. You'd think you would care about them like
Speaker 4: we do.
Speaker 2: But we're here for you.
Speaker 4: Evidently the guy that we're not naming maybe doesn't care
Speaker 4: about the fans and also eats babies, the Aruga Lord
Speaker 4: and maybe possibly one of the best nicknames, yeah, which
Speaker 4: is on the podcast. I feel like none of us
Speaker 4: have dopte nicknames. And the guy that never shows up,
Speaker 4: he has a cool nickname, that one.
Speaker 2: I see a lot of people in the comments call
Speaker 2: me bitch.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't love it. Yeah, that one, you see.
Speaker 4: I do see that a lot for you.
Speaker 2: It's got a ring to it. I don't love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's weird. Yeah you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think we're on record saying you're not
Speaker 3: a bitch, You're just a fucking straight up an asshole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're not a bit.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I feel like an asshole, so thank you.
Speaker 2: You got it.
Speaker 4: I'm not a bit.
Speaker 3: Sli what is the poor osos by the way, let's
Speaker 3: give it. Let's give it a plug. What is that
Speaker 3: for people? If you want to step it out a
Speaker 3: little bit, Let me find the card.
Speaker 4: It's Tom Sigara and Bert Kreischer's vodka company. And I
Speaker 4: think poor os means like two bears, but in.
Speaker 3: Spanish or something, and that's something that can be done.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 3: You can make vodkas and sell it to people and
Speaker 3: like just comedian friends.
Speaker 2: We have a big podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've tried. But then Isaac couldn't figure it out.
Speaker 4: I say, there's no.
Speaker 2: Ran out of plants.
Speaker 4: What the hell, there's no way to make vodka.
Speaker 2: There's a cactus shortage.
Speaker 3: Cactus would be what's the one that the dudes from
Speaker 3: breaking bad?
Speaker 2: Do? I go past theirs all the time. Isn't it
Speaker 2: called like blue glass or whatever?
Speaker 3: No, or I thought it was called like best buddy
Speaker 3: or like, yeah, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 4: It's romanos something. They kind of did the same thing
Speaker 4: with the porosis they're doing. They're yeah, they're like, we
Speaker 4: don't just want to call it two bears.
Speaker 3: Their's is a tequila, right, And I'm like, dude, ombre.
Speaker 4: Ombres yeah, okay, damn it. It just goes to show
Speaker 4: that none of us know any amount of Spanish at all.
Speaker 4: Ombres and we're like, it's two fres.
Speaker 2: That means those those hats, those hats.
Speaker 4: That makes no.
Speaker 3: Those hats really homebraids homes. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: I mean, they don't know my size is unfortunately, but
Speaker 2: they did send a fucking truckload of stuff. So shout
Speaker 2: out to uh Burton company.
Speaker 4: Oh they send so much stuff, and thank you for
Speaker 4: sending all this stuff. But no vodka. So I am
Speaker 4: a little offended just sending a bottle.
Speaker 2: Is it vodka?
Speaker 3: It's vodka. I swear to god, it's didn't get any No,
Speaker 3: no vodka. Damn that sucks. Is that what we would do?
Speaker 2: And like golf towel and the recovery, the whole thing
Speaker 2: is about wellness and recovery.
Speaker 4: See that's where they kind of lose me because I
Speaker 4: know that's Bert's new thing because he was so uh
Speaker 4: he was you know, he was he was getting maybe
Speaker 4: morbidly obese, where you like the doctors are calling your
Speaker 4: wife and going like we have to make him work out.
Speaker 2: Here's the deal, here's the deal.
Speaker 4: A lot of when your doctor says, here's the deal.
Speaker 4: That's when you know you're in trouble. And I think
Speaker 4: for Bert, the doctor might have been saying here's the.
Speaker 2: Deal a lot of deep breath stop.
Speaker 4: So I still think he wants to party. But now
Speaker 4: as a way to like appease you know, the doctor,
Speaker 4: maybe his wife, I don't know, maybe he has to
Speaker 4: say like also recovery.
Speaker 2: Right, like, babe, I'm fine, I made a towel. I'm
Speaker 2: good now.
Speaker 4: But he is looking good. He's lost a bunch of weight,
Speaker 4: he's gotten like good. He actually's kind of jacked now.
Speaker 4: When he's he like listening, he always flex flexus.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: You know, there for a while he did not look
Speaker 4: jacked right, and now he really does.
Speaker 3: So would we if we went down the road, would
Speaker 3: we do a vodka tequila? Or could we just do
Speaker 3: like a Buzzball flavor? Could be pretty cool?
Speaker 4: Dude, did you read that article about Buzzball.
Speaker 2: That didn't seem lucrative enough?
Speaker 4: But go ahead, Well, Buzzball's paid you like pennies, Blake.
Speaker 4: When you told me how much.
Speaker 3: They paid you, I was embarrassed for you that you
Speaker 3: were promoting them that hard.
Speaker 4: I was embarrassed for Isaac for broker in a deal
Speaker 4: that shitty broker. Broker's right, And then they just sold
Speaker 4: the company for eight hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2: Yes, they did a congratulation eight hundred million, eight hundred million.
Speaker 2: Would they get bought by?
Speaker 3: Like, oh, you're saying congratulations, Blake, but you they axed
Speaker 3: you out of that deal and gave you nothing literally due.
Speaker 3: And now they don't send me buzzballs anymore because I
Speaker 3: think you motherfuckers talk so much shit about it.
Speaker 2: That are they bought by Inbez? Oh, here we go,
Speaker 2: Scissor Scissor.
Speaker 4: No, that's Iras Iraq. That is a New Orleans. Uh, well,
Speaker 4: that's a New Orleans drink. I'm pretty sure that's a
Speaker 4: New Orleans company as well.
Speaker 3: States now cool ship man. Good for them. I wish
Speaker 3: i'd got a little slice of that pie.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I also saw that they released a new flavor that
Speaker 3: I really want to try. It's like blueberry lemonade or something.
Speaker 3: I would love it if they would.
Speaker 4: Well, you know what you could do is you could
Speaker 4: find the scariest gas Yeah. Sure, and one where like
Speaker 4: someone's getting stabbed right out front, like just where there's
Speaker 4: like a pool of blood that you kind of step
Speaker 4: over and there's like some tape.
Speaker 2: Something just when you need to borrow the key to
Speaker 2: the bathroom. It's attached to a chainsaw. Oh damn, yeah.
Speaker 4: Just a whole Yeah, a plunger that the plunger is
Speaker 4: covered in ship. And then you maybe go down one
Speaker 4: aisle and there's you rent to like a big cob
Speaker 4: web where you're like, oh shit, no one's had been
Speaker 4: in this part of this gas station for a few years.
Speaker 2: Oh there's a hole in the floor that doesn't have
Speaker 2: a bottom, and you're saying that's where they'll have the
Speaker 2: new flavor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's where. That's where the buzzballs are.
Speaker 3: And I wonder why they don't send me free buzzballs anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that partnership, it has run dry, drier than my hair.
Speaker 2: Wait, that's the ad camp.
Speaker 3: Well, Blake, you made the deal way before we started
Speaker 3: to talk at the ship on the buzzballs. So well,
Speaker 3: my thing was, is I drank a buzzball at your
Speaker 3: bachelor party and I said, you know what, I think
Speaker 3: this is gonna be my freaking new party starter.
Speaker 4: And is that where it's It started? In the Ozarks,
Speaker 4: by the way, Yes, the Ozarks I bet the thing
Speaker 4: that they pull out of the ozarks most often when
Speaker 4: they're cleaning cleaning up the arts are buzzballs.
Speaker 2: Obviously it's science.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're just huge nets nets full of snakes
Speaker 3: and buzzballs.
Speaker 2: Absolute, there's no snakes. That's the thing that's an ozark barbecue,
Speaker 2: Just buzzballs and snakes.
Speaker 3: Brother, grab you a cold one, take a hot snake
Speaker 3: off the grill.
Speaker 2: Baby isn't. But what would buzzballs aside? You're saying what
Speaker 2: or not aside? Whatever? What would we want to do
Speaker 2: as a crew? Never a side? Brother? Yeah? Like what
Speaker 2: kind of dream?
Speaker 4: Well? I mean I would a flavored drink like a
Speaker 4: buzzball that you could pound that is like a boat
Speaker 4: liquor or something. That's a good idea, a party starter.
Speaker 4: But ours wouldn't taste like garbage, or ours wouldn't taste
Speaker 4: like it doesn't didn't taste like garbage because some of
Speaker 4: the flavors you're like, oh, that's not that, that's not bad.
Speaker 2: Sometimes garbage is just someone's leftovers. It's kind of good.
Speaker 4: It tasted like like you are poisoning your pocket in
Speaker 4: a bad way, not in a good way.
Speaker 2: Where the last the last two ounces of a buzzball.
Speaker 2: The last two ounces of a buzzball don't feel right.
Speaker 2: I don't agree.
Speaker 3: This is coming from a man who took a buzzball
Speaker 3: in thirty different states on the TII Tour and each
Speaker 3: one went.
Speaker 2: Down just fine.
Speaker 3: Right that maybe in Indianapolis that one got away.
Speaker 4: Maybe in a handful of these states. Actually, actually I
Speaker 4: think there's a handful of states that maybe the buzzballs
Speaker 4: didn't go down.
Speaker 2: I feel like the millort in Chicago did you better?
Speaker 2: But what do I know?
Speaker 3: Mallord is a special special beverage. What if we made
Speaker 3: our own kind of malort, Like if we were like, well,
Speaker 3: we're not Chicago DearS, could we call it our Lord,
Speaker 3: our Lort and Savior Our Lord?
Speaker 2: Hey, that's pretty good on.
Speaker 4: The third day, our Lord rose again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just actually something gross on purpose. Yes, that
Speaker 2: is the wait, that is a buzzball. Yeah, what the hell,
Speaker 2: you guys? Buzzballs are delicious?
Speaker 3: Okay, well all right, but yes, I do think that
Speaker 3: maybe a drink like that could actually, you know, crush
Speaker 3: for us.
Speaker 4: I think that would be kind of fun for me.
Speaker 2: I'm like a light beer.
Speaker 3: Beers are hard to nail, are hard to nail there.
Speaker 3: It's a real delicate science. What if we went Have
Speaker 3: you seen the buzz boxes. I'm kind of got pissed
Speaker 3: when I saw that at first.
Speaker 4: They're like, so they're they're wait, so it's a different
Speaker 4: company and they saw a buzzball and they're like, we're
Speaker 4: gonna put it in a different container.
Speaker 2: Oh, different company in a box. That's a shots fired,
Speaker 2: that's a shots fired. Oh yeah, I'm fucking.
Speaker 4: Well, let's let's do it. Buzz pyramid and it's just
Speaker 4: a little pyramid that you slurp out of the top.
Speaker 3: Oh, and it's very it's alien themed because a lot
Speaker 3: of people think that aliens created the pyramids.
Speaker 2: You know, yes, what about like a buzz bump is
Speaker 2: just a flatsheet of paper just going sort of like
Speaker 2: bump and you like popp it like a sun drink
Speaker 2: it right out of the bombo.
Speaker 4: I mean it's like a zip I thought you were
Speaker 4: saying it's like a buzz I think people call cocaine
Speaker 4: that a little buzz bump.
Speaker 3: Yeah, may or like maybe when you unscrew the top,
Speaker 3: there's a little baggy of cocaine under it and.
Speaker 2: You can the packaging is a mirror with like a
Speaker 2: white mountain.
Speaker 4: Dude, I bet that would sell great.
Speaker 2: And you don't even drink it. No, and it's not legal. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not legal.
Speaker 4: You have.
Speaker 3: Isaac sounds like a money maker. Hear me out, it's
Speaker 3: legal cocaine. No, let's do this, keep it illegal. That
Speaker 3: would be pretty good.
Speaker 4: I will say the thing about Circle. So I was
Speaker 4: talking about Circle last I.
Speaker 2: Don't even remember what. I don't remember last week, but
Speaker 2: I did change jackets.
Speaker 4: They sent me this container.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Do they call it a container or a cup or
Speaker 3: a fucking torpedo?
Speaker 2: I don't know what they exactly they call it. It's
Speaker 2: fucking huge coutainer. Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 4: It's light light, pink like very I don't know if
Speaker 4: you can tell or not.
Speaker 2: Asshole.
Speaker 3: Yeah it looks like asshole.
Speaker 4: This actually looks exactly like Dy's asshole. Weirdly, let's go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like a little baby.
Speaker 4: Rat because you, you know, you kind of want a
Speaker 4: tougher drink at least I do. I want it to
Speaker 4: be a little not pink.
Speaker 2: You want an American flag bald eagle situation.
Speaker 4: I would love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that thing looks pretty psychotic. It looks like a weapon, Almo,
Speaker 3: Like you hit somebody with that ship if he held
Speaker 3: it like this and swung.
Speaker 4: It Orange County. It's a weapon in Orange County, California.
Speaker 4: It's just like a bunch of soccer moms to be like,
Speaker 4: fuck you bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was gonna say it looks like a weapon
Speaker 2: at like a volleyball tournament for twelve year olds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, No, Drake,
Speaker 4: do you remember that when I forget where we were?
Speaker 4: But in the hotel lobby, we just came down and
Speaker 4: we were all hung over and we were trying to leave,
Speaker 4: and we're waiting on I believe.
Speaker 2: I believe to hang on. Let's narrow this down.
Speaker 4: I believe. Uh, we're waiting on Todd.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Uh there was there was a full on cheerleader cheerleading
Speaker 4: competition and there were this is no exaggeration, three hundred
Speaker 4: girls and their parents. Yeah, it was like just in
Speaker 4: the lobby of this hotel. It was madness.
Speaker 2: That's it. I feel like that's when you forget. No,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: I was gonna stay you.
Speaker 2: Guys, remember I wake up every morning and go Man.
Speaker 2: That was.
Speaker 4: Perfect these with all of these girls just on puffy face.
Speaker 4: But I feel like that's where where there would be
Speaker 4: if there was a fight and it were to break out,
Speaker 4: someone's going to get clubbed with with one of these,
Speaker 4: or standing or something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, it's funny you say that. I
Speaker 2: feel like circle. I feel like circle fits in anywhere.
Speaker 2: It's the kind of place. It's the kind of thing
Speaker 2: you can bring on a fishing boat or a cheerleader convention.
Speaker 2: It's that good. You lose.
Speaker 4: Just went fishing. My HOMIEO visited last week. Oh hell yeah,
Speaker 4: and we went fishing. We went offshore. We went like
Speaker 4: twenty miles off shore.
Speaker 2: This is like ocean fishing, yeah, ocean.
Speaker 4: And we went on this today, like twenty foot boat.
Speaker 4: It was kind of wild. It took us like an
Speaker 4: hour and some change to get out there. And then
Speaker 4: we get out there, it was like calm a shit.
Speaker 4: There was no waves, there was nothing. It was wild
Speaker 4: like glass out there. And Walsh was he caught this kobe.
Speaker 4: We were catching kobe, which are these like beautiful black
Speaker 4: and gray striped fish and then uh, kobe Kobe, and
Speaker 4: then he was reeling it in and it looked like
Speaker 4: he was handling it right, because we've been catching these.
Speaker 4: This is probably his third or fourth one that he's caught.
Speaker 4: And he was handling it and all of a sudden
Speaker 4: he couldn't do it, and he's like, I can't, I can't, And.
Speaker 2: What do you mean is like he locked up his
Speaker 2: he lactate.
Speaker 4: Yeah. We just thought he was like like kind of
Speaker 4: bitching out or something were and we were like, you
Speaker 4: got this dude, like trying to encourage him. He's like, no, no,
Speaker 4: I can't, I can't. I'm sorry, and we're like okay, uh,
Speaker 4: and so I grabbed it from him. It was like
Speaker 4: moving a bus and I'm railing, railing, and then it
Speaker 4: would like yank out and then the it started to
Speaker 4: tow the boat. It told us one mile from where
Speaker 4: we were.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're gonna need a bigger boat.
Speaker 4: The captain was like holy shit. Uh he was like,
Speaker 4: this is between a two hundred and four hundred pound
Speaker 4: fish submarine.
Speaker 2: It's a Russian so yeah, it's a coxa and uh
Speaker 2: so wait, sorry, what what type of fish is this?
Speaker 4: So? A kobia is like this beautiful. They're not even
Speaker 4: that big. They're like thirty five thirty six. They can
Speaker 4: get like a one hundred and fifty pounds, but this
Speaker 4: was like much larger than that.
Speaker 2: So this was a super jack. And you're calling it
Speaker 2: a kobia or a kobea, Yeah, Kobia, kobiaea cocoby Yeah.
Speaker 3: And so the captain was like, that's not a kobea.
Speaker 3: A shark saw that the kobea was floundering fighting ate
Speaker 3: the kobe eat it. So now we're fighting this big
Speaker 3: ass shark, right, and it was towing us around the ocean.
Speaker 3: It was absolent, and we're so far out there you
Speaker 3: can't see land. We're just in the middle of this
Speaker 3: ocean on this little ass boat.
Speaker 4: I don't like it. Wild. Yeah, we saw, dude. We
Speaker 4: kept passing the real to my buddy Jason, back to me,
Speaker 4: back to Walsh, back to me, and we kept fighting
Speaker 4: him and then for like forty five minutes, and right
Speaker 4: as we were about to get into where we could
Speaker 4: actually see what the fuck it was, the line snapped
Speaker 4: and we lost a tip.
Speaker 3: Son of a bitch, O don of a bitch. But
Speaker 3: I gotta get me and my boy and ignited something
Speaker 3: within me that I'm like, I love this to be
Speaker 3: out in the middle of the ocean with your homies battling,
Speaker 3: battling this big ass fish. I totally got it. I
Speaker 3: never really got ocean fishing before, oh this, because it's
Speaker 3: always It was a couple of times. I've never been
Speaker 3: offshore like that. I've been pretty damn close to shore. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've never been like fucking out there out there. It
Speaker 3: was rad I did it in Key West once and
Speaker 3: it was legit one of the best times ever. We
Speaker 3: like started by like throwing out the bait nets, starting
Speaker 3: with like really little fish, and just every fish, it
Speaker 3: just keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger until you're
Speaker 3: like pulling in sharks.
Speaker 2: It was so fun.
Speaker 4: Dude, I caught a barracuda. I didn't get it in
Speaker 4: the boat once again, but uh, this barracuda came and
Speaker 4: was just chilling and I was like, is this guy
Speaker 4: gonna eat our bait? And he goes, no, he can
Speaker 4: see the hook in the in it. They have great eyes.
Speaker 4: So you put it in and they just weren't hitting it,
Speaker 4: and then he would flick in just a fish.
Speaker 3: He's like, watch this, and he snatched it immediately. This
Speaker 3: big ass like seven foot long barracuda.
Speaker 2: This thing was huge. Did they just snap?
Speaker 3: And yeah, it was just like lightning like, and he
Speaker 3: grabbed it. And then I, for whatever reason, I threw
Speaker 3: my line in and he attacked mine and now I'm
Speaker 3: fighting this big ass barracuda and he came on the
Speaker 3: top of the water and was doing the fishtail thing
Speaker 3: like it's like it's like like I'm fucking Jimmy Houston
Speaker 3: or some shit.
Speaker 4: Is that a real a real fisherman. Yeah, Jimmy Houston. Great, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he'll build dance. Those are my dad's to to boys.
Speaker 2: These can't be real names.
Speaker 3: Dude, those sound like fisherman names for sure. You'll dance
Speaker 3: old dance.
Speaker 4: Bill dance and uh yeah. There it's just on the water.
Speaker 4: And this thing's huge. It's probably like six feet long
Speaker 4: or some ship. It was wild.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, those things get big. They're kind of scary too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then and then that line snaps once again.
Speaker 2: But what the hell? Is there a way to do
Speaker 2: where you don't have to ride on a boat for
Speaker 2: an hour just driving to get out there?
Speaker 4: No, No, there's kind of no way.
Speaker 2: Helicopter.
Speaker 4: I guess you could helicopter in durs.
Speaker 2: That's what I would do. Yeah, yeah, is there a
Speaker 2: way you can like helicopter over the water with just
Speaker 2: an assault rifle and instead of.
Speaker 3: Okay, pivot, wait, I like this. I like so now
Speaker 3: you don't want to blow here? Okay, No, to bring
Speaker 3: up something like a month ago, you don't want to
Speaker 3: shoot rocket launchers at drone planes that are being driven
Speaker 3: and explode planes, but you do want to kill fish
Speaker 3: by helicoptering over the ocean with the assault rifle.
Speaker 2: That was a joke. But I would definitely take a
Speaker 2: helicopter to the boat if it chopped the time down
Speaker 2: to like fifteen twenty minutes. Yeah, I would take a
Speaker 2: helicopter to the boat. I'm I'm the least big fan
Speaker 2: of getting somewhere on a boat.
Speaker 4: If it's choppy, if it's but if it's nice, it's
Speaker 4: kind of fun.
Speaker 2: You get really seasick even if it's not choppy. But
Speaker 2: it's just like and over here, you're just everyone has
Speaker 2: to like yell talk and you're like, it's kind of
Speaker 2: tucked back that way, but it's beautiful. I hate it.
Speaker 4: Well, dude, we didn't even talk. He just pumped up
Speaker 4: the nineties hip hop our captain.
Speaker 2: I hate the wind.
Speaker 4: This is the footfall. F It's a part of the experience.
Speaker 2: You hate wind. I'm too sensitive, dres You're never.
Speaker 3: Gonna be able to avoid wind like you hate it
Speaker 3: in other aspects of the life.
Speaker 2: I think I've done pretty good so far. You've actual
Speaker 2: you never seen me in the one.
Speaker 4: So this is actually kind of wild because I always
Speaker 4: thought that Durst was an asshole, but I think he's
Speaker 4: now finally proving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're tiptoeing. Come to me, darre I join.
Speaker 4: Into in the bitch territory right here. I like that.
Speaker 2: There's no doubt in my mind. I've got bitch tendencies,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so sure, so if you can get around
Speaker 4: going out on a boat. By the way, this boat
Speaker 4: was very small and it was pretty choppy going out.
Speaker 4: I think you would have had a hard time with this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do get seasick. I do have to drop
Speaker 2: a dramamine or.
Speaker 4: Whatever drama mean. Sure, yeah, take it. If you got
Speaker 4: on a bigger boat, it's a little easier. So, you know,
Speaker 4: I think maybe we would get a bigger boat.
Speaker 2: That's why the Shark Week was a ship. When we
Speaker 2: were on the big boat that had like the equalizers
Speaker 2: and was just like you're kicking out kick that if
Speaker 2: you took me out to like an oil rigs or whatever.
Speaker 2: This oil rig, yeah, oil and we're fishing off of
Speaker 2: that and just kicking it listening to the nineties hip
Speaker 2: hop all about it.
Speaker 3: I love that wore Diary.
Speaker 4: You'd have to take a boat out to the oil rig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I would take a helicopter a fishing maaster
Speaker 2: party on an oil rig out there.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's that sounds like a pretty good time.
Speaker 3: I've never been on an oil rig. I don't know
Speaker 3: what happened really on oil rigs.
Speaker 2: Have you seen Armageddon? It's awesome.
Speaker 3: I have seen seen Armageddon and those Yeah, that was
Speaker 3: a cool crew. But I imagine not everybody's that cool
Speaker 3: on oil rigs, right they are?
Speaker 2: Are you joking?
Speaker 4: They have to be.
Speaker 2: What do you think the movie is based on? They
Speaker 2: were like, these are the the the coolest people ever?
Speaker 2: Right right? Yeah, okay, I can see. Yeah it's like brutal. Well,
Speaker 2: so okay, so Maruce Willis and like the guy from
Speaker 2: Being Rained, I think it was it. As you like
Speaker 2: to say, clunkin Michael Dark.
Speaker 3: Oh, Michael clunking Dark. All right, one of.
Speaker 4: Our ground Yeah he did, Michael, he would be hosting
Speaker 4: Shark Week if he was so alive.
Speaker 2: For sure, there was no doubt my mind. From an
Speaker 2: oil rig, that would be That's my vibe, would like
Speaker 2: barbecue going, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you could steal barbecue on a boat, you know.
Speaker 2: I know that. Yeah, I know that. But I want
Speaker 2: to be able to kind of walk over, take a sniff,
Speaker 2: say what's up to the guy.
Speaker 3: What are the things that the military they launched jets
Speaker 3: off of, and to be obsessed with them? Remember how
Speaker 3: fucking much you loved him when you were a kid.
Speaker 3: I thought the coolest shit on earth was an aircraft carrier.
Speaker 2: Whoever had the g I Joe.
Speaker 4: You know I've been on one, you know, I landed
Speaker 4: on one in the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's insane. That's like my childhood dream. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: it was crazy because you have to I was a
Speaker 3: USO tour. We had to land. It was the SS Roosevelt,
Speaker 3: I believe, and we uh hooked you. You have to
Speaker 3: hit this hook right, yeah, the like rubber bands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then it it'll like stop you, right, and
Speaker 4: it stops you on a fucking dime, dude, Like you
Speaker 4: have to be prepared or else you're gonna like break
Speaker 4: your neck right uh. And then when you take off,
Speaker 4: it hooks you again, and it's the runways too short
Speaker 4: to get up to speed, so it has to slingshot
Speaker 4: you off. So for a second it feels like you're
Speaker 4: falling to your death for like a few seconds where
Speaker 4: you're like oh shit.
Speaker 2: After you go off and then it raises up.
Speaker 4: After you go off, it sling shots you, and then
Speaker 4: you're not up to speed yet, so you kind of
Speaker 4: fall and then it takes off.
Speaker 2: This is something that is something I would want to do. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: Well, you can't feel it's just I mean you're on
Speaker 4: a like floating building. There's no you're not feeling a way.
Speaker 2: Sorry. I mean even like the landing and the takeoff
Speaker 2: situation there, like that seems like cool and fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a sick experience. It also was so cool.
Speaker 4: We did this huge show in front of like, I
Speaker 4: want to say, twenty five hundred people and it was
Speaker 4: huge and there's a huge American flag behind us, and
Speaker 4: we go and we do this whole thing, and we
Speaker 4: do this big meet and greet and I'm meeting thousands
Speaker 4: of our military, you know.
Speaker 3: And then I go, I need to use the restroom,
Speaker 3: but I'll Isa Schlessinger, it's using the captain's quartered restroom.
Speaker 3: And they're like, the closest one is four stories down,
Speaker 3: like down the stairwell. And I'm like, okay, I guess
Speaker 3: so yeah, and I'm like, I got it.
Speaker 2: I got this.
Speaker 4: So I walk four stories down and I'm like looking
Speaker 4: for the restroom and I peek into these guys. They're
Speaker 4: like barracks. It's like there's like three people sleeping on
Speaker 4: the little cops. And I'm like, hey, do you guys
Speaker 4: know where the restroom is? And they're like, yeah, it's
Speaker 4: right there. And these guys look at me and they go,
Speaker 4: Adam Devine. They probably fucked up my name. They're like Adam,
Speaker 4: and I'm like yeah, and they're like, what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck what are you doing here? They didn't even know.
Speaker 4: They had no idea that there was this giant USO
Speaker 4: show happening four stories above them. They had no clue.
Speaker 3: Those guys were the dudes that nobody tells about the party.
Speaker 4: No one told me these guys.
Speaker 2: Dude, you want to shoot a torpedo? At a Russian boat.
Speaker 4: I felt bad for these guys. I'm like, this is
Speaker 4: it's probably just kind of boring on these warships in
Speaker 4: the middle of nowhere, right in the middle of the
Speaker 4: other were we were.
Speaker 3: Just playing magic down here. Whether there's a party, What
Speaker 3: the heck?
Speaker 4: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: That sounds fun?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure it was an absolute insane experience for them.
Speaker 2: You know, someone's gotta guard the house, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's it's very cool they had they have
Speaker 4: I mean, they've got everything on there. It was pretty rad.
Speaker 2: Do they still do? Like do you still have to?
Speaker 3: I remember I had a pair of pajamas that had
Speaker 3: it like where the dude like peels potatoes?
Speaker 2: Is that something you have to do? What's that? What
Speaker 2: the fuck was that? When you say that one more time? Adam,
Speaker 2: did you follow this?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I didn't. I don't think anyone did.
Speaker 2: Like was that a punishment? You had a pair of
Speaker 2: pajamas and then you went into it was.
Speaker 3: A cartoon of a dude in the army like peeling potatoes,
Speaker 3: and I remember it said like this fucking stuffed or something.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what it said.
Speaker 4: Well, I think like if you if you work in
Speaker 4: the kitchen. I think if you work in the kitchen,
Speaker 4: you might have to peel some potatoes sometimes. As pretty sure.
Speaker 3: This was like a like a punished that they gave you.
Speaker 4: If you're like, well, yeah, because that's not the best
Speaker 4: job to have is peeling potatoes.
Speaker 2: Went upstairs shooting cannons.
Speaker 3: So when you walked in on these two when you
Speaker 3: walked in on these two bros, were they peeling potatoes?
Speaker 2: Like, oh, okay, good question, good question.
Speaker 4: No, it was just they were just they were just
Speaker 4: chilling like in their little.
Speaker 2: This is crazy, I know.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: How do you even make pajamas of the situation that
Speaker 2: you're talking about?
Speaker 3: That's not how I know the military. I know that
Speaker 3: through these pajamas I had when I was three.
Speaker 2: Blake knows everything about the world based on pajamas he
Speaker 2: had as a kid or I don't know a kid,
Speaker 2: or last year I had.
Speaker 3: A really sick pair of Ninja pajamas with like like
Speaker 3: red kind of like silk bottoms.
Speaker 2: Those were off the chain.
Speaker 3: Right, you don't remember your pjs? Do you remember you
Speaker 3: your most favorite pjs when you were a kid. I
Speaker 3: don't know, I know, I don't I think I got
Speaker 3: out of pj's had a fairly How long were you
Speaker 3: wearing pjs?
Speaker 2: You were sleeping butt naked very early.
Speaker 4: Now, how long were you wearing pjs for?
Speaker 3: I think I was wearing pjs so I was like
Speaker 3: seven or eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, is that old?
Speaker 4: Is that old?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think for back then. I feel like kids wear
Speaker 2: pajamas longer now because there's like a pajama industry, you.
Speaker 4: Know, yeah, and pushing pajamas on.
Speaker 3: People wear your pj's the school day.
Speaker 4: I feel like I wore like basketball shorts. I wear
Speaker 4: exactly what I currently wear, basketball shorts and T shirts
Speaker 4: from the time I was like five, probably.
Speaker 2: As soon as you start wearing boxers. As soon as
Speaker 2: I segued to boxers from briefs, so I guess that's
Speaker 2: like sixth grade or fifth grade.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think I did that kind of late though.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, as soon as some dude next to me
Speaker 2: was like, where's your dick during gym? I was like,
Speaker 2: I think we're wearing boxers. Yeah, okay, that's cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true because you wear the tidy waddies and
Speaker 4: like there's not even a dick in there. There's a
Speaker 4: lot of because that is embarrassing if you have a
Speaker 4: lot of extra room in your tidy whities.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, I just didn't have my dick yet,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: Like I'm thinking, wasn't fully formed.
Speaker 2: I just didn't have it. Yes, and this dude had
Speaker 2: like chest hair.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm thinking I want to go back to tidy whitey.
Speaker 3: I was thinking that the other day.
Speaker 4: I see that for you. I'm surprised you already aren't there.
Speaker 3: I'm I've I've got it in the Amazon cart. I
Speaker 3: just need to pull the trademard.
Speaker 4: Now are you going to go whities? Or I could
Speaker 4: see you wearing like some lavender.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to go white because
Speaker 3: there will be.
Speaker 2: The like European bikini cut no no, no, no, no, just
Speaker 2: standard issue like full bottockeys Haynes jockeys. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know if I want to go white.
Speaker 3: I want to go white because of the you know,
Speaker 3: the sting. Yeah, but you just re up real quick sometimes.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not changing my underwear that often in
Speaker 3: a day, So I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, wait, little wait, what do you mean you don't
Speaker 4: change your underwear? That often.
Speaker 3: No, like every day, well yeah, every day, but like
Speaker 3: the dudo stayings come like way more.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you the confidence there's hour stains. There's
Speaker 2: fewer stains than you think. I remember mid two thousands,
Speaker 2: they were like out of black underwear, and I was like,
Speaker 2: why don't I get some white underwear?
Speaker 4: There's a national shortage of black underwear yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you know, dude, going to buy underwear like
Speaker 2: a department store it is the most raggedy experience ever.
Speaker 2: You're like pulling their raw out. They're all open from
Speaker 2: people like fingering the fabrics or whatever. You're like, okay,
Speaker 2: oh I found a medium. Oh these are like long
Speaker 2: or too short or whatever.
Speaker 3: The kids nowadays don't even know our struggles, dude. They
Speaker 3: just they just hit a button and underwear shows up
Speaker 3: at their doorsteps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you don't know what you're dealing with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had to go to the Beverly Center and
Speaker 3: finger a bunch of underwears.
Speaker 2: I don't like doing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, Target, the Target underwear zone is still buck Wild, dude.
Speaker 2: It is a war zone in there. It is raggedy.
Speaker 2: That's a place. It's just too it's way too information that's.
Speaker 3: A wind that's a wind tunnel in there.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I bought white underwear, and I was nervous.
Speaker 2: I was nervous. Yeah, and I'm happy to report, which
Speaker 2: is the thing I'm gonna start saying now.
Speaker 4: I wish you would.
Speaker 2: I'm happy, please report, please report. Yeah, I love the
Speaker 2: people say that.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to report that. There weren't stays for quite
Speaker 2: a while until I'm not so happy to report there
Speaker 2: definitely were. But then you pitch them and you got
Speaker 2: new ones, right, so like right, or you just wash
Speaker 2: them right, like just what you don't got to throw away.
Speaker 2: Now it becomes like a faint there's a little faint
Speaker 2: something in the front, and sometimes there's a little faint
Speaker 2: something in the back. Nobody's perfect.
Speaker 4: What do you mean in the front your dick is shitty?
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: It's like piss like yellow, the last drop always lands
Speaker 2: in your pants situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's over time, it's erosion.
Speaker 4: I feel like I drink it. I feel like I
Speaker 4: drink enough circle water that my piss doesn't come out yellow. Really,
Speaker 4: I have a very clear stream.
Speaker 3: Huh, it's not even the color of the piss. It's
Speaker 3: the acidity. It's the microplastics.
Speaker 2: It's the microplastics. We forgot to get into this last week.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now, I'm convinced. I am stuffed. Well,
Speaker 3: the microplastics in my test.
Speaker 2: Almost all by the way, the fact that they're like,
Speaker 2: there's microplastics in your dick, ain't nothing micro down now, let.
Speaker 4: Me tell you, yeah, bro, that's for damn sure what
Speaker 4: I guess I miss this. There's microplastics.
Speaker 2: The big study that's come out in the last couple
Speaker 2: of weeks is that they like cut into the nuts
Speaker 2: of a bunch of cadavers, like fifteen cadavers. It's science.
Speaker 3: They were just fucking around, just fucking around, dude.
Speaker 4: I'm sure. I'm sure, don't they cut into the nuts
Speaker 4: of cadavers. I feel like that should be happening every day,
Speaker 4: Like every day when there's a new cadaver, you're cutting
Speaker 4: into nuts.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree, Adam. We can we can debate that later. Sorry,
Speaker 2: but I'm not so happy.
Speaker 4: I'm happy to report that we're gonna.
Speaker 2: They found they found microplastic in the testicles of like
Speaker 2: nine out of ten of these nuts that they cut
Speaker 2: open and also like dog nuts. Oh, they found plastic
Speaker 2: in the dog.
Speaker 4: Nut and we're cutting those open.
Speaker 2: And then they're like, there's plastic in your dicks, and
Speaker 2: that's why they think dicks are shrinking and erections are
Speaker 2: not as whatever. So we have we.
Speaker 4: Were kind of hoot something when we were saying dad
Speaker 4: dicks in the nineties, they were just bigger. They were bigger,
Speaker 4: they were scared, they were more manly.
Speaker 2: Yes, penises are getting smaller, by and large. I knew it.
Speaker 4: And that's I knew. That's a fact. I knew.
Speaker 2: That's a fact. I knew it.
Speaker 3: I noticed it, Adam, It's a fact I can proof
Speaker 3: I knew.
Speaker 2: I know. I tell you I noticed it really quickly.
Speaker 4: And cut to our sponsor him.
Speaker 2: Higger better boners him bigger better boners crazy.
Speaker 3: But ever since I read that report, I feel it
Speaker 3: in there now, like I can feel it.
Speaker 2: I know it's in there right. What color do you
Speaker 2: think the plastics are? Florastic? Maybe buzzball colored?
Speaker 3: I feel like, is it like what's inside of like
Speaker 3: a beanie baby? You have ever seen a beanie baby
Speaker 3: split open?
Speaker 4: Or like a hackey sack where you know a hacky
Speaker 4: sack where it would get ground down and then the
Speaker 4: beads would start to come out. You'd have to like
Speaker 4: ask your mom to sew up the side.
Speaker 2: But aren't those just like literal beans like from a
Speaker 2: like a dried beans.
Speaker 4: Like another the tiny little pieces of plastic, Yeah, pieces.
Speaker 3: Of plastic that's what I imagine is floating around in there.
Speaker 2: I can. I think it's fun. It's like because if
Speaker 2: when you cook food and you like scrape the teflon off, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's like the forever chemical that does not go on.
Speaker 2: It just goes into your bloodstreams.
Speaker 4: And you know how much microwaving I do in plastic?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but.
Speaker 4: Yes, how much microwaving I do with plastic plates and plasticware?
Speaker 2: You do?
Speaker 4: That's bad? Yeah? I do?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: I want to say I do that two three times
Speaker 3: a day, every day, every day of my life.
Speaker 2: Are you really every day of my life? Why?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Why?
Speaker 2: I know? You know? Did you know that's naughty? That's
Speaker 2: like a comedy. Bet, it's very naughty.
Speaker 4: Chloe did tell me how naughty that was. She And
Speaker 4: and it's just so easy, be much easier to just
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 2: And do you like to stand next to it and
Speaker 2: kind of look into it while it's going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then my mom would also do that growing
Speaker 4: up too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, so this was taught, this has learned.
Speaker 4: I thought this was the way of the world, and
Speaker 4: now this is how I do things. So I have
Speaker 4: so much I feel like it went the opposite way.
Speaker 4: Like my dick and balls look like to hang a
Speaker 4: little heavier from all the microplastics, all the microplastics.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you've kind of you would embraced it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you embraced it, so the micro became a little macro macro. Yah,
Speaker 3: you're hanging big plastic adam, you know me.
Speaker 2: Fucking rotisserie chicken strings are in your fucking testicles.
Speaker 3: It might be all we're gonna have to unfurdle your ship, dude.
Speaker 3: I watch The Bear like the first couple episodes of
Speaker 3: the new season last night, and they were talking about
Speaker 3: the same thing, the rot strings, and Chloe goes, all
Speaker 3: the food looks so good here, and then I go,
Speaker 3: I ship out one of those about it.
Speaker 2: I suddenly can't watch this anymore.
Speaker 3: It's truly incredible that that that that that happened. Then
Speaker 3: I actually, yeah, it's something that a dog would do.
Speaker 2: It's very cool. Every morning I go, I can't believe
Speaker 2: he should out that string before we saw those three
Speaker 2: hundred cheerleaders. Think about that all the time, those cheerleaders.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, every morning I wake up a stretch, always stretch,
Speaker 2: and then I think string three.
Speaker 3: Hundred, Kansas City, Kansas City, Here I come. Those girls
Speaker 3: look crazy. You forget how crazy like cheerleader of fashion
Speaker 3: is until you see three, not many hundred of them.
Speaker 4: Not not Jersey always thinks about it.
Speaker 2: So it's madness. The pulled back, hard hair. Oh and
Speaker 2: the makeup game is crazy bro scary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's actually a little scary. Like I I mean,
Speaker 4: Blake has daughters. Are you that wants to cheer? Are
Speaker 4: you going to be like hell, yeah, I get you
Speaker 4: some right rock Yeah, I mean cheer.
Speaker 2: But the question for me is are you gonna let
Speaker 2: them wear makeup? And look, I don't know what this
Speaker 2: means or what I'm saying. That is not I never do.
Speaker 4: That's that should be our slogan.
Speaker 2: That is, don't don't say it. You don't have to
Speaker 2: say it. That is not of their age like John
Speaker 2: Benet Ramsey style, like.
Speaker 4: I'm in as Blake would say, agreeans.
Speaker 2: These girls are designed for weirdos to kidnap.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, you're you're making your daughter more desirable
Speaker 4: to weirdos to kidnap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, you guys think that. I'm not excusing the
Speaker 2: weirdos or blaming the girls, but you're just designing them
Speaker 2: for weird Yeah, you're designing them. You're making them look
Speaker 2: like Megan the state of the Art weirdo bit.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it's it is weird.
Speaker 3: I thought it was more like it's like it's like
Speaker 3: stage makeup. It's like makes the features pop. It's not
Speaker 3: for life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know who's looking up from the stage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're but they're like that in the lobby
Speaker 3: of the Kansas City uh whatever Lowe's Hotel that we're staying.
Speaker 2: At, right right, right.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I feel like that's it's it's almost
Speaker 3: like part of the uniform.
Speaker 2: So I don't I don't know if you made it that.
Speaker 4: I guess you kind of have to, because yeah, your daughter,
Speaker 4: if she's in the cheer program and she's part of
Speaker 4: the team, and you know, they all, uh they all
Speaker 4: go to what what is it they call it? The worlds?
Speaker 4: What do they call it?
Speaker 2: Every morning? I wake up and I know you tell us, brother,
Speaker 2: they all are going to like the Big Championship, World Series,
Speaker 2: World Series.
Speaker 4: Every cheerleader ever is like the big the Big Championship
Speaker 4: of cheerleading. They're all going to Okay, like every cheerleading
Speaker 4: cheer from every school goes to the Championship. I know,
Speaker 4: I know what event your speaking.
Speaker 2: The National cheer Off the just finish your thoughts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of forgot my thought. I was thinking
Speaker 4: of the National cheer Off.
Speaker 2: What about it? You're like the makeup, the makeup, the makeup.
Speaker 3: Are you saying it's weird if like one girl shows
Speaker 3: up just all natural, no filter, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what, Yes, what's up with the grody girl.
Speaker 4: And you have to put the makeup on her?
Speaker 2: Cheerlead here's my question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're going to nationals there every girl goes toals
Speaker 3: ever happen if you.
Speaker 2: So, here's my question. Would they're gonna get kidnapped?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Is it? That was not? That was not? Uh? Like
Speaker 2: is it worth it? And by the way, I kind
Speaker 2: of understand what Blake's saying about like stage makeup, because
Speaker 2: you're performing in front of thousands of people, these giant places.
Speaker 2: Now you want to pop to the back row, right,
Speaker 2: guess who's it? But guess who's in the back row.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe you put on a little less makeup and
Speaker 2: you just hit the people up front who are proud
Speaker 2: to be there, happy to be there.
Speaker 3: Not family, that's friends and family and family.
Speaker 2: The judges are right there the back row.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't need the back row. That's not This
Speaker 4: isn't for you.
Speaker 2: Guys standing there with his hands in the pocket. This
Speaker 2: isn't for you, brother the Kyle k newa checks in
Speaker 2: the back ye playing bracket. Do people still say.
Speaker 3: That I did see dude, I actually, now that you
Speaker 3: brought that up, I saw a guy there was like
Speaker 3: this cute ass.
Speaker 4: So I'm on this island in Charleston. Outside of It's
Speaker 4: it's beautiful there. They have a very cute, very local
Speaker 4: like fundraiser for the fire department and it's a it's
Speaker 4: a fish fry and there there's you know, fish fry
Speaker 4: and you go there and they do it once a
Speaker 4: year and there was like a bounce house for kids
Speaker 4: and they you know, adults are drinking beers and it
Speaker 4: was hot as fuck. It was awesome, And there's a
Speaker 4: band plane I'm like, this is cool. And there's kids
Speaker 4: running around everywhere, and I'm like with Bow and with
Speaker 4: Chloe and her mom, and I'm like, man, this is incredible.
Speaker 2: You're looking at your future. It's great. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And I'm like and seeing all these kids running around,
Speaker 4: I'm like, this is truly, truly fantastic. And then there's
Speaker 4: this guy who's standing like this with his hands in
Speaker 4: his pocket and he's just swaying.
Speaker 2: If you're listening at home, Adam's making a face of creepy.
Speaker 3: Like kind of looks like he had a lobotomy or
Speaker 3: he's just swaying back and forth.
Speaker 4: I mean, and he was dressed peculiar, uh, and I.
Speaker 3: Was Christopher Lloyd and Dennis the Men.
Speaker 4: He looks like he's ready to kidnap children.
Speaker 2: Like Christopher Lloyd and camp nowhere.
Speaker 4: And I'm looking around. No one's noticing this guy, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, these creeps, they just blend in. I feel
Speaker 4: like no one even sees this fucking guy just eyeing
Speaker 4: their children. I'm like, and that you know who that
Speaker 4: guy was? The cheap fire chain Kyle Knew a check dude.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's so good.
Speaker 4: No one even noticed the guy you know.
Speaker 2: What, man, I hadn't been outside today. Thank you for
Speaker 2: taking me on that walk. That checks out. It's crazy, Damn,
Speaker 2: I kid.
Speaker 4: You didn't even he didn't even like hit me up
Speaker 4: to visit. I'm like, right down the street, the hell
Speaker 4: are you doing here?
Speaker 3: He's a son of a bit, oh make up, he's
Speaker 3: just looking for prey, trying to eat the buffet over there.
Speaker 2: He went to the buffet. Baby God, damn, that's up man.
Speaker 2: I hate that guy. Thank you for that. Thanks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Smet, I'm willing to take you guys on
Speaker 3: under walked walk me home.
Speaker 2: Brother Blake, your hair is still wet from last week?
Speaker 3: Huh at this point, I think it just kind of
Speaker 3: ringed up real nice. I love when my curls popped
Speaker 3: like that. I wish there was a product I could
Speaker 3: get now.
Speaker 4: This is a few weeks out. It happened several weeks
Speaker 4: ago at this point. But how was your Fourth of julys?
Speaker 4: Did you guys do any bangers or have any real
Speaker 4: throwdowns or more of a family affair Now that we
Speaker 4: are getting older, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: La was popping. As far as like fireworks go, they
Speaker 3: were going all the way till like four in the morning.
Speaker 3: It was I was kind of proud of That's what
Speaker 3: I do love about LA because obviously it's super legal
Speaker 3: in California.
Speaker 4: Here in South Carolina, it's pretty damn wet. The fireworks
Speaker 4: aren't going to start anything on fire in southern California.
Speaker 4: You're fucking like, I won't I won't even throw a
Speaker 4: joint onto a hillsign.
Speaker 2: You're always saying that I won't even do that. I
Speaker 2: was like, let's let's get away from this hillside before
Speaker 2: I throw this joint. I go, dude, as always.
Speaker 4: Great call, great call, Yeah, don't even and almost don't
Speaker 4: even do it, almost you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: And then we'll keep driving. I'll be like, fuck another hillside.
Speaker 2: He's like, don't do not I want to.
Speaker 4: I want to throw it. I want to throw this
Speaker 4: lid joint on that hillside.
Speaker 2: Get me to the flats, Get me to this flat
Speaker 2: before I burn my damn fingertips.
Speaker 4: This hillside's gotta go.
Speaker 2: But yeah, zero regard for and then.
Speaker 4: The fourth of July hits and no one gives a fuck.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like everybody's pretty good about not starting fires.
Speaker 4: Three hundred and sixty four days out of the year,
Speaker 4: and then the fourth of July figh.
Speaker 2: Every person cooking outside in the streets.
Speaker 4: And then they go absolutely ship.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they went nuts because I think what was
Speaker 3: the they announced that it was illegal this year, but
Speaker 3: it always has been. I like saw the story. It's
Speaker 3: always but like they like doubled down. And then everybody's like, well,
Speaker 3: fuck you.
Speaker 2: How do we feel about the people who are trying
Speaker 2: to cancel fireworks for dogs and cats.
Speaker 4: For dogs or the dogs?
Speaker 3: I mean, you can't and I feel bad for the dogs.
Speaker 3: It truly does fuck them up. It's like Vietnam for them.
Speaker 3: It's crazy the Vietnam War.
Speaker 2: For a day, it's one night.
Speaker 4: It's one day day.
Speaker 3: These dogs they start shitting in the house. It gives
Speaker 3: them diarrhea.
Speaker 4: Lot like that.
Speaker 2: For one night, I've shatt in the house, I've had diarrhea.
Speaker 2: That's one day. I agree. I I we can't not
Speaker 2: blow up.
Speaker 4: It's just we're blowing up. Goddamn sorry about it.
Speaker 2: Why make doggy ear muffs?
Speaker 3: I'm just kind of like that's a money idea. There's
Speaker 3: got like a box, a soundproof box of sorts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, or how.
Speaker 4: About you just give them drugs? And knock them out right.
Speaker 3: Some people do that, yeah, give them drugs. Some people
Speaker 3: do that. Yeah, I know that's an approach. Like and
Speaker 3: then they're like, I don't want to give my animal drugs.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, I mean, don't you do drugs?
Speaker 4: Drugs? Fucking rock dude.
Speaker 2: And by the way, your dog won't remember this the
Speaker 2: next day. No, you you've personified this dog. It's already
Speaker 2: on antidepressants, which is just bizarre. Okay, okay, go off.
Speaker 2: You're giving it a memory it does not have.
Speaker 4: Do dogs take antidepressants?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. People are giving their dogs all sorts of
Speaker 2: pharmaceuticals now, I don't know, all sorts of meds, and
Speaker 2: they just don't remember that shit.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean there's no way to truly know. Maybe
Speaker 3: they do, I know, maybe they do get PTSD and
Speaker 3: maybe it sticks with them for a long time. I mean,
Speaker 3: you've seen abused animals. Then your dog sucks and get
Speaker 3: a cooler fucking dog.
Speaker 2: Brom Let me ask you what dog in the eighties
Speaker 2: was ever like, can't can't handle.
Speaker 3: Not spuds, Mackenzie, That motherfucker was helping shoot off firearm.
Speaker 3: Just yeah, that's exactly right. Do we need more spuds
Speaker 3: Mackenzies back in society for President.
Speaker 2: I just don't think it is necessary to cease fireworks
Speaker 2: my favorite thing. I agree we're all in agreeance for
Speaker 2: one night of an animal to be like chill in agreeance.
Speaker 3: I mean, I as much as like I feel bad.
Speaker 4: Did either did either of you guys blow up any fireworks?
Speaker 4: Because I didn't. I didn't get my hands on any.
Speaker 4: And I'm actually so disappointed because I always try to
Speaker 4: light something on fire every year every don't have.
Speaker 2: The bug in me to go get them. But if
Speaker 2: someone was on my street and they were like, hey,
Speaker 2: do you want to buy this three hundred dollars worth
Speaker 2: of fireworks? I go yeah, But to like find it
Speaker 2: and go drive because where do you gotta go?
Speaker 3: Well, is that maybe a good like neighborhood side hustle?
Speaker 3: Oh he has a good towards you, just with a
Speaker 3: home made explosive. It's always like yeah, if you Oh,
Speaker 3: that's a different thing.
Speaker 2: I thought she meant like they go buy a thousand
Speaker 2: bucks worth of things and then they just kind of
Speaker 2: call their neighbors and their like, oh no, dude.
Speaker 4: I had a neighbor in Omaha that would he would
Speaker 4: make his own fireworks.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, that's dangerous. In peace gone.
Speaker 4: He didn't sell them, but his actually, his house did
Speaker 4: blow up. He fucked up.
Speaker 2: I'm drunk now.
Speaker 3: He did fuck up. But he would put on the
Speaker 3: big fireworks show every fourth of July. And then one
Speaker 3: year another fuck up, and and then I think his
Speaker 3: house blew up like the year after.
Speaker 4: But we were all there ready to watch the show.
Speaker 4: They all went off at the exact same time. It
Speaker 4: was absolute chaos. It was just like a giant explosion happened.
Speaker 2: It was meant to do. That.
Speaker 4: The coolest thing.
Speaker 3: Because it still lasted like two minutes, but of just
Speaker 3: absolute madness.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: People were running for their lives. They were, man, it
Speaker 3: was so cool.
Speaker 2: Did you seem like the internet dude? I don't know
Speaker 2: what his fucking name is. He's like a gamer streamer guy.
Speaker 2: And like all the fireworks in the room went off,
Speaker 2: and people were like, oh shit, yeah, yeah yeah. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, do people really think that's his real room?
Speaker 2: And then like two weeks later they're like, we got you,
Speaker 2: We built a replica of his room.
Speaker 4: I'm like, these streamer kids have too much money.
Speaker 3: Too obviously, Well sure, of course, and Also the audiences
Speaker 3: are so the bar is so low, like I can't
Speaker 3: tell if he's a blow up his house, Like they
Speaker 3: want it to be real, so they just believe it
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 2: It's just it's so stupid. Yeah, entertainment, I know. And
Speaker 2: by the way, Kevin Hart, aren't you fifty? Why are
Speaker 2: you running around with these kids? Stay relevant?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just stay in your lane.
Speaker 4: I I speed call me up.
Speaker 2: Will go fishing on a oil now it's what's his name?
Speaker 4: Kai? Yeah, come hang out with us, Kevin Hart. We're
Speaker 4: more chill dudes talking about whether or not we want
Speaker 4: to go fishing.
Speaker 3: And he's the one that could afford a helicopter to
Speaker 3: take him out to the boat's so maybe Durors can
Speaker 3: hit a run.
Speaker 2: We can, Yeah, we can race. I know I'm gonna go.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go on the adventure and take and take
Speaker 4: the boat out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be really cool. Kevin Hart was a
Speaker 2: big swimmer.
Speaker 4: Any take backs of the apologies, any epic slams today, Boy.
Speaker 3: I would like to apologize to America for not lighting
Speaker 3: any fireworks this year. I I blew it on that front.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna I'm gonna be stronger. Next year, we
Speaker 3: did a big barbecue. I have families over, so we
Speaker 3: did a big and had kids over.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 3: I did get to do a pie not eating contest,
Speaker 3: but a pie bake baking contest that my neighbors all did,
Speaker 3: and it it was delicious, felt very Americana.
Speaker 4: What kind of pie did you bake a pie?
Speaker 3: It's my first year, so like, I didn't really get
Speaker 3: to enter, but there were some dope pies.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for thanks for telling us.
Speaker 4: Do you think you would make?
Speaker 2: I baked a pie for a contest. I wasn't part
Speaker 2: of fuck cough, dude.
Speaker 3: It was huge for me. I loved it. When's the
Speaker 3: last time you went to it? When's last time you
Speaker 3: went to a pie bake contest? That shit is rare, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it seems pretty Americana.
Speaker 4: I see what you're saying. That's pretty American.
Speaker 2: That's rare. But you're telling me you weren't even in.
Speaker 4: The pies the pies.
Speaker 2: When's the last time you had ten different pies at once?
Speaker 2: You guys, damn you never had so we wait what
Speaker 2: kind of pie did you make? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well the pie that one was a key lime cookie pie,
Speaker 3: which was delicious.
Speaker 2: Isn't that generally what a key lime is? The crust
Speaker 2: is like a cookie.
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: This has like cookies mixed in. It was really delicious. No,
Speaker 3: key lime pie is pretty traditional crust.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it's just like a gram cracker crust.
Speaker 2: This one was fire gram cracker is a cookie, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Or is it a cracker? No cracker, You're a cracker.
Speaker 2: I had peanut butter pie.
Speaker 3: I had, Wow, this is great that I actually love this.
Speaker 3: This is this buttermilk pie.
Speaker 2: But when they get to like, like, is that a.
Speaker 4: Pie or is that a Yeah, that's a dessert.
Speaker 3: That was the first time I've ever had peanut butter pie.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say I'm a huge fan, but it does
Speaker 3: feel like you're kind of cheating because you're using peanut butter.
Speaker 2: If that come out and now right, and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: ask this one more time and then we can move on.
Speaker 2: If you don't tell, if you don't want to tell,
Speaker 2: what kind of pie did you make?
Speaker 4: He already said at the very beginning.
Speaker 3: Durst, I didn't make any I wasn't allowed to make it.
Speaker 3: I wasn't allowed to enter.
Speaker 4: He and also Blake doesn't know how to bake anything.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't know how to bake a pie.
Speaker 2: I thought you said you baked a pie. But then
Speaker 2: weren't even allowed to be part of the contest. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: Like I was part of a pie bacon contest and
Speaker 2: I go, oh, what'd you make? And you're like, so
Speaker 2: everyone else made this.
Speaker 3: And miss miss Gloria just smacked it out of my hands.
Speaker 3: It's like, you can't be in this ship. You haven't
Speaker 3: been here a year yet, right.
Speaker 4: Miss Gloria. I like, are you Southern?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: You call people miss? I love that, Miss Gloria.
Speaker 3: No, just you know, it's a respect thing. Yeah, I've
Speaker 3: never heard you say that before the words of miss.
Speaker 3: I've never heard you just call someone miss.
Speaker 2: She's old, dude, Okay, so doesn't that madam?
Speaker 4: Okay, she wouldn't it be a missus?
Speaker 3: Was she married? Or I think she's a widow? Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay, miz. Then it's miss.
Speaker 2: Then you have to call her widow Gloria.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you say, hey, yeah, you go widow Gloria.
Speaker 2: Oh whatever her name was, Gloria, Yeah, widow Gloria.
Speaker 4: Uh. Well, you were on David Chang's like Live Netflix
Speaker 4: cooking show. Yes, dinner Time lie.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, when's that drop?
Speaker 4: It already came out, it was live, It was live.
Speaker 3: It came out live yesterday or well two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: And can you still watch it or is it over?
Speaker 2: You can?
Speaker 4: You may?
Speaker 2: You may? Okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah it was sick. I'm excited to watch. Were you
Speaker 4: funny during it? What would you say your your rating
Speaker 4: of how funny you were?
Speaker 2: Did you crush? What were your bits?
Speaker 4: Yeah? We were your bits?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I had fun. It was funny.
Speaker 3: I got to do it with Sweety and she's she's
Speaker 3: she's a character. So it was a blast. And you
Speaker 3: guys on the board, isn't she yes, soweedy?
Speaker 2: Did you tell her? Does she know?
Speaker 3: I got yeah, Yeah, you're my best friend.
Speaker 2: She knows.
Speaker 3: She's yeah, obviously she wants to be on the pod.
Speaker 3: I didn't have the heart to tell her. Now, we
Speaker 3: don't have it. We don't do guests. But since Kyle's
Speaker 3: not here, what if we sub in Sweety?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think we would have a really good report.
Speaker 4: So what is her? What is Swety? Now? For a
Speaker 4: guy that maybe doesn't know, that isn't totally attuned to
Speaker 4: cool pop culture stuff, who is Sweety, and what does
Speaker 4: she do?
Speaker 3: She's she's a rapper and she's she's actually from the
Speaker 3: Bay Area.
Speaker 2: I think that's a oh shit, Oh that's cool.
Speaker 3: We found each other.
Speaker 4: You guys found each other. You guys like, uh were
Speaker 4: friends before going on this show.
Speaker 3: So I the when I attend forty nine er games,
Speaker 3: we're usually in like a celebrity like Sweet or whatever,
Speaker 3: and she is is always there as well.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 4: So you've already talked to Sweet.
Speaker 2: She was like hair boy and you were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: she calls me hairboy. I call her miss Sweety, Miss Sweety, Ponytail,
Speaker 2: Hey Ponytail? Yeah, yeah, what'd you guys eat? Or I
Speaker 2: gotta watch it or whatever?
Speaker 4: I don't know what is what is the song she sings?
Speaker 2: My best Well, you guys would have been proud of me.
Speaker 3: She's on that, but she said she also has another
Speaker 3: one that's a huge banger. What I'm trying to look it.
Speaker 4: Up, my best friend, you were real bad bitch that one?
Speaker 4: That one right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what Sorry doja Cat. I didn't know that
Speaker 2: was the rest of it.
Speaker 4: I don't know if did it sound exactly like her?
Speaker 4: You were a little scared confused.
Speaker 2: You did really well.
Speaker 3: You guys would have been really proud of me if
Speaker 3: you saw what I ate, because I kind of didn't
Speaker 3: want to like be a bitch because they call you
Speaker 3: before and they're like, yo, what kind of food do
Speaker 3: you like and all that and like what don't you like?
Speaker 3: And I was kind of like I did. I said,
Speaker 3: I eat everything like whatever, like don't wow, I say
Speaker 3: I don't. I said, I don't love seafood, but you know,
Speaker 3: like sweety, like love seafood. She has a meal at
Speaker 3: the Boiling Crab that you could order the sweety meal.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: She also had a McDonald's meal, Like she's kind of
Speaker 3: like a food.
Speaker 2: Iye, geese.
Speaker 3: I didn't know this about sweet tea, So I like,
Speaker 3: I saw what the menu was, and right out the gate,
Speaker 3: it's like seafood, broil, freaking oyster ram in something. Then
Speaker 3: it's like, so her star power just steamrolled your like, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dward much bigger.
Speaker 3: She's got twelve She's got twelve twelve million Instagram.
Speaker 2: Followers come up from what does that mean to you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so much bigger stars. So she she lorded that
Speaker 4: over you and kind of took over the.
Speaker 3: Entire she let me know. She never even looked in
Speaker 3: my eyes. It was freaking cool. Actually I was allowed
Speaker 3: to look into her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's did you do the seafood joke where you're
Speaker 2: like seafood and open eat it. Well, there's that, but
Speaker 2: you don't have seafood and then you open your mouth
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 3: Like, no, I did not, but everything was delicious. I
Speaker 3: had like these baked oyser they were off the chain.
Speaker 4: Yeah. By the way, Blake, I've taken you. I mean
Speaker 4: you've been in Charge town, you've been in New Orleans,
Speaker 4: and I've given you all this food.
Speaker 2: I said that if you think carefully. Did you see
Speaker 2: him chew and swallow? Yeah? They said, do you like
Speaker 2: raw oysters?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, actually, I had the grilled oysters when
Speaker 3: we went to Louisiana and Orleans. I thought those were
Speaker 3: fantastic and these ones he made were unreal.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm sure.
Speaker 4: So, I'm sure he's He's the real deal, isn't he.
Speaker 2: Yeah, David chame Rocks. And then I also tried, do
Speaker 2: you guys talk about StuffYeah? We talk about all the sources,
Speaker 2: and I talk about you.
Speaker 3: Guys, we're gonna have to watch it and what is
Speaker 3: it called to watch it, It's called The Dinner Time Live.
Speaker 4: Uh so, uh I guess we talked about take backs.
Speaker 4: No apologies. We'd like to apologize for our fans for
Speaker 4: Kyle being out there, possibly in the world eating babies.
Speaker 4: Uh he's not here, so we don't know what he's
Speaker 4: up to. Our fans for that.
Speaker 2: Ran pretty smooth today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the last two weeks have been kind of fucking bangers.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no one slowing us down, No one slow.
Speaker 2: Kind of a lean, lean, cut, lean boy.
Speaker 4: And that's another episode of
Speaker 2: The Baby Free since ninety three