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Speaker 1: S so looking for words.

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Speaker 2: Why do we talk so much? This is so stupid.

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Speaker 1: Because we're talkers.

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Speaker 2: What's up? Everybody? Welcome to ADULTA. I'm a Shelby Tote.

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Speaker 2: This is Jordan Carlos.

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Speaker 1: You know what it is.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So my friend Jordan over here, he goes to

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Speaker 2: Maine every summer, every summer for the whole month, and

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Speaker 2: it is giving like Chevy Chase, like eighties family movie.

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Speaker 2: I think it's really nice to like start traditions with

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Speaker 2: your family because they like always have that memory growing up,

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Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like, that's very sweet.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what them traditions. The tradition for me

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Speaker 2: is like this is how you feel a dishwasher after dinner.

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Speaker 2: So I'm just trying to figure it out. But like

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Speaker 2: for people who don't know because this is an international podcast, lol,

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Speaker 2: don't know if you know how podcasting works. But for

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Speaker 2: people who don't know anything about Maine, what no, truly

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Speaker 2: truly yes, A day in the life of someone in

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Speaker 2: Maine in the summer.

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Speaker 3: A day in the life day life.

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Speaker 2: Where would we go? Why would we do it? Why

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Speaker 2: would we do it?

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Speaker 3: Good question?

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Speaker 1: Great question. You wake up whenever you feel and then

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Speaker 1: you make it a break a break, ye, and then

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Speaker 1: you exercise. It feels so good. Maybe you go for

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Speaker 1: a nice bike ride. You go along the beach, right,

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Speaker 1: and what are.

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Speaker 2: The beaches like? What is the air like? Is it cold?

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Speaker 2: Is it warm? With like a cold wind?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 2: Who is she?

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Speaker 1: It's like somebody left the window open on a sixty

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Speaker 1: degree night.

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Speaker 2: Cool.

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Speaker 1: It's cool, yes, wonderful cool. Ocean breeze is coming up.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's gonna hit about maybe like eighty to

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Speaker 1: eighty five tops in the day, and it's never gonna

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Speaker 1: be mean to you.

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Speaker 2: It's not gonna be too hot, got it.

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Speaker 1: It's not gonna be too hot. And that's the beauty

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Speaker 1: of summer in Maine, right. And the beaches are pristine.

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Speaker 1: The place that we rent is right down the road

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Speaker 1: from one of the nicest beaches in Maine. The beaches

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Speaker 1: in Maine are usually very rocky. This actually has a

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Speaker 1: powdery sand beach, which is fantastic. You're there, You're seeing

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Speaker 1: the sailboats in the distance in the harbor, You're looking

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Speaker 1: at the ocean. You love in life, You love in life.

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Speaker 2: Does it feel like you're in America? Because I do

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Speaker 2: feel like you know, people are like, this is like Canada,

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Speaker 2: like looking for places to go in America that make

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Speaker 2: you feel like I've never seen this isn't like anything

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Speaker 2: else I've seen here. I think is special and important.

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Speaker 2: So I'm just like, what is it giving?

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Speaker 1: What it's giving is it is unique. It is of

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Speaker 1: a by gone time. It's a different look because a

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Speaker 1: lot of what we're kind of socialized to do is

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Speaker 1: take our family, ultimately to Disney World and to spend

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Speaker 1: all of our money at amusement parks and things like that. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is different. This is make your own fun. This

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Speaker 1: is something that has been lost. I think it's like,

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Speaker 1: here's a couple of you know, there's a bat and

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Speaker 3: Kids.

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Speaker 1: Here's some bikes. Go for it kids.

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Speaker 2: That is very powerful because there's nothing better than mother

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Speaker 2: nature and your imagination. And not just for like kids,

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Speaker 2: but also for adults, for your piets.

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Speaker 3: You know, yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: You can feel burnt out in your city, but like,

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Speaker 2: why can you take a train there? What's happening?

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Speaker 1: You can take the train up to Portland and then

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Speaker 1: that is really what keeps people away, which is really

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you like to get away, but also would

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Speaker 1: want to take your dog's, your beautiful dogs. A place

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Speaker 1: to just kind of like roam. Yeah, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you will see like how much they they got it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they change. Yeah. I like to hike. And then

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Speaker 2: but like how the water looks and sounds and smells

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's really special, and so I feel

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Speaker 2: like the beaches in New York are beautiful. But like, also,

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Speaker 2: I mean like going to a place for the whole month. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I better be beautiful and serve all the things that

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Speaker 2: you could ever possibly want. Speaking of serving the things

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Speaker 2: you ready? I'm ready?

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, please give it up for the one to know.

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Speaker 3: It's Sam Jay love so much?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, nobody, Yeah, this is Bob.

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: If you're too old to be at the club, are

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Speaker 2: you too old to be dancing and publicly like, hey,

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Speaker 1: There are other clubs that once you get older, that

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Speaker 2: There's like, you know what makes me really happy right now?

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Speaker 2: Just when like the electric slide will break out in

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm good for the year.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's the best. I love that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't have to be the song Electric Slade,

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Speaker 3: You, Okay, thank you, thank you for I want to

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Speaker 2: During the day, but I also like want to go

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Speaker 2: or dogs and shit something to take care of that

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Speaker 2: shits all over the place. Yeah, and it's fucking wild

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Speaker 2: But I can't do that if people don't clean up

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Speaker 2: And then I'm pussing at the bitch that left everything

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Speaker 1: Yeah, public bathrooms in New York definitely look like John

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Speaker 2: So that's the thing, Like I am that mom. Now,

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Speaker 3: Do you tually use a bathroom in New York?

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Speaker 1: Like you go to a coffee shop, It's like you've

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Speaker 2: Everyone got to sit down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you walk into a teenager's room and

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Speaker 3: Big old deuce.

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Speaker 1: No the day the dude public, yes, like by a tree,

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Speaker 1: official official that Joe Biden got elected and people like

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Speaker 3: And no yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then he's like, Daddy, this is great, but I

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Speaker 3: And I was like, oh no, oh no.

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Speaker 2: Right, and you're in that is that is liberty and freedom.

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Speaker 1: So what we did was, there's there's these hedges watching you. No,

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Speaker 2: If you see something, say something, you know and what

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Speaker 2: New York make sure you knew something was coming out.

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Speaker 1: New Yorkers can't not say the most obvious ship. They

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Speaker 3: Oh shit, how big could it be?

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Speaker 2: I'm gon rose for this. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I get it and then I wrap it

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Speaker 1: then he did it again, and then that one was left,

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Speaker 3: I'm like, why are you doing this to me? You

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Speaker 3: know what I mean? What are you feeding him? Just

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Speaker 3: really like brown rice? You know. So anyway, that's my story.

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Speaker 2: And oh my god, that is a journey.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what he did though? That really pissed

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Speaker 3: me off. Today.

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Speaker 1: I run his bathwater today four minutes right trying to

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Speaker 1: hear the water.

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Speaker 3: In this planet.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you, Michael.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he gets in the tub. I see him get

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Speaker 1: in the tub and then he peas in the tub. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said, are you peeing in the tub? That's what

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Speaker 1: That's what the tub will make you do. I understand that.

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Speaker 2: But our role in the house is you got a

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Speaker 2: peep before you get.

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Speaker 3: In the tub. Exactly, or get out the tub.

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Speaker 2: I tell my husband all the time, just my man.

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Speaker 1: So he's like a little cherub, like a little you know,

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy to be here with you. Guys are

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Speaker 2: Final Yeah, let's do it and I'm ready. That was wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Our final guest, of course, was a writer on Essen

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Speaker 3: Please give it up for the one and only Sam Jails.

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Speaker 2: What's up, Lab?

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Speaker 4: What's going on?

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Speaker 2: It's been for fucking ever?

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Speaker 4: Did see each other on zoom. We were doing a thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, that's fucking fun. T ship with someone. That's fine.

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Speaker 4: That's you always want someone around it. You can you

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Speaker 4: No, just be able to say people suck when they suck. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I have to ask about why there's so many keys?

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Speaker 1: Can you can you just show them like that you have?

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Speaker 4: I'm going to a party later and the theme was

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Speaker 3: I just thought this was your fit.

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Speaker 2: It's a podcast. We got to walk everybody through the outfit.

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Speaker 2: It's giving Florida Dad from the knee down right. So

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, this is black person at the beach sandals.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we got it toast covered. Y. You don't need

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, because.

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Speaker 2: You're always suposed to wear sock. Still got you, got you?

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Speaker 2: it come with a blazer? I love a short blazer.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's giving Tommy Bahama, I'm gonna buy everybody around of.

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Speaker 3: I think we're forgetting the most important part of your

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Speaker 2: Top Tango ahead. What a fucking fun theme.

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Speaker 4: I love themes. As soon as I heard it, I

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Speaker 4: wait wait, the most important element.

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Speaker 2: You got reist?

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Speaker 4: What's the bluetooth?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I don't know where to go from I don't know

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Speaker 1: You're about to go to City Island to get seafood.

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Speaker 2: She's going all the way to Sammy's fish fry.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, where in the nineteen ninety eight did

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Speaker 4: I sent my assistant over the city.

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Speaker 2: You could have just went to the bottom of my

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I do love a theme party too.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: I did a family themed Halloween party.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's fun.

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Speaker 2: And like all like everybody in your family, even your dog.

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Speaker 4: I love I love ship like that. Well, Halloween, men

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Speaker 2: Oh you went all out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we had fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good time.

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Speaker 3: That's very specific.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, because it was Halloween, so we're like, oh,

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Speaker 4: The head on went on Orangewiss had he had the

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Speaker 2: Yea ray ho.

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Speaker 3: Oh. What a beautiful Halloween.

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Speaker 4: It's an iconic it's an iconic black movie, and that's

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Speaker 2: It is. I thought you were gonna have the cake

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Speaker 2: My husband really didn't understand Halloween because he's from Hollom.

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Speaker 2: giving Puerto Rican Dolly Parton and he was Kenny Rogers

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Speaker 2: a word. Yeah, it was fun, like Kenny Rogers rest

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Speaker 2: in Power, but before all the classic surgery. Anyways, I

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Speaker 2: had to ask you about your show pause. Okay, I

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Speaker 2: love it. It's fun, it's unique, it's different, it's smart,

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Speaker 2: it's casual, it's elevated. How the fuck did you get

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Speaker 4: I think it just was like a series of luck really,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Prentice Penny is a showrunner and he also show

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and he was like trying to do a late

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Speaker 4: party and we're just like drinking. And then ABO was

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Speaker 1: All right, what's something that ended up on the cutting

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Speaker 4: Damn? What's crazy? Is they really let us do whatever

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Speaker 4: I mean, if you watch it, it's like how why

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Speaker 4: how could they do any of this? But they really

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Speaker 4: they do, that's how they feel. This is it's very

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Speaker 4: Lamar Johnson in the skies screaming this is very important.

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Speaker 4: You don't get it, but it's important.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh guy, you had this sketch about

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Speaker 2: First of all, as a former editor, I was like,

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Speaker 2: this shit, Like how I mean, just there's so much

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Speaker 4: This was like how do you even ship? I mean,

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Speaker 4: for I just wan. I hired like all my friends

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Speaker 4: was anybody pushing back and being like we can't put

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Speaker 4: people in dicks and having fun watermelons.

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Speaker 2: We were all kind of We're all kind of like

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Speaker 2: that sounds fun, you know, So if you haven't seen it,

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Speaker 2: you should. All you should know is trap on watermelons,

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sketch.

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Speaker 4: And then I would just tell HBO, like this is

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Speaker 3: I'm just thinking that, like the the execs of the

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Speaker 4: This is the bard of the community that the watermelons.

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Speaker 4: It is important.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 2: What's like the I'm trying to figure out a way

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Speaker 2: to make this nice. The illest ship you've heard from

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Speaker 2: an executive where you're just like, I can't believe that

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Speaker 4: The ill is shit I heard from the executive. Yes, Sam,

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Speaker 4: we're gonna give you a late night show and we're

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Speaker 4: gonna pay you money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Whoa Yeah. To be a woman is one thing, to

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Speaker 2: be a black woman is another thing, and then to

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Speaker 2: And you're just out here fucking doing it. I mean,

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Speaker 2: do you even like?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 2: This is the two parter because it starts with the arts. Right,

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Speaker 2: And so if someone is having feelings they don't know

445
00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,600
Speaker 2: how to describe it, they can say, look at this host.

446
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,560
Speaker 2: This is how I feel like I want to look

447
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,680
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, I don't know who

448
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,520
Speaker 2: you looked up to when you were young, but like, wow,

449
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,880
Speaker 2: is it fucking powerful now?

450
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,920
Speaker 4: Like what regard looks up to them?

451
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,040
Speaker 2: Who inspired you? Who was on TV?

452
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 4: Oh? Man? I liked all types of shit. I was

453
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,960
Speaker 4: a weirdo, so I watched everything. I liked the old shit,

454
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 4: like you know, Kids in the Hall and the State,

455
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,680
Speaker 4: Mister Show. I like a little color and of comedy

456
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 4: damn and are Still Hall Show?

457
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,960
Speaker 2: And yeah, I love Carol Burnet when she would go

458
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,720
Speaker 2: like I love you too, Elephant.

459
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 4: J Yeah, old sitcoms, Ernie Shirley, Yeah, like the older girls.

460
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 4: So I don't know, I'm just like really a product

461
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,359
Speaker 4: of the eighties and the TV kind of raised me.

462
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of ways.

463
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 4: I spent a lot of time in front of the

464
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,560
Speaker 4: fucking television, and I just always loved the power of TV.

465
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,480
Speaker 4: You know. I always felt like it was this thing

466
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 4: that could actually shift things or just how you thought

467
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,679
Speaker 4: or felt about something.

468
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

469
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 4: So I just always thought it was just a cool device,

470
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,679
Speaker 4: and especially comedic television.

471
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you're so good at it, and I feel

472
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:42,679
Speaker 1: like you were.

473
00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:47,120
Speaker 2: Do you know what it means it? Because it's glasses.

474
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 2: We're fucking up.

475
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 1: Sorry, just slightly you're so good at it. And I

476
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 1: remember having conversation and I'll always bring this up and

477
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but like we were at the seller and

478
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 1: you're like, you just started to write it as tone

479
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 1: and you were like, man, man, I don't know, dog,

480
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,679
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna stick around at SNL.

481
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,199
Speaker 1: And I was like, nah, Sam, there's something you know,

482
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 1: essential different about you that I think you're gonna be

483
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,159
Speaker 1: fine because you always have that air of confidence.

484
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:12,000
Speaker 3: And you did.

485
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 1: You thrived at SNL, you know what I'm saying. I

486
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember that.

487
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 4: I remember that. I don't know if i'd say thrive,

488
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 4: I survived. I didn't.

489
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 3: Well, they will tell you that surviving is thriving.

490
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.

491
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 4: I made it through, I guess, but yeah, I do

492
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 4: remember like it was very nerve wracking at first because

493
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,639
Speaker 4: I had never written sketch either, so I really was

494
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,639
Speaker 4: just like fish out of water for a while in

495
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 4: that space, and I comedically wasn't used to that, so

496
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 4: it was fucking rocking my confidence to be cried honest. Yeah, yeah,

497
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 4: it was fucking with me the time.

498
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 1: So where do you find, like where you most comfortable?

499
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,240
Speaker 1: Do you feel most comfortable just like doing stand up,

500
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 1: like on stage or do you feel like because it

501
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 1: was amazing to watch him bust down as well, thank you, like.

502
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,680
Speaker 3: You seem so fucking comfortable on bust down.

503
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 4: I was with my friends, you know, I have to

504
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 4: attribute to bust out shit to like I was with

505
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 4: my best friends, you know. I was hanging with Langston,

506
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:11,120
Speaker 4: Chris and Jack rest in peace every day and just

507
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 4: making silly shit and being our silly selves. And so

508
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 4: he didn't feel like a stretch or a reach at all,

509
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 4: just like, oh, the cameras happened to be here now,

510
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 4: but anyone who's ever been around us as pretty much

511
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 4: like that's how they behave. Yeah, which I don't know

512
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 4: if that's a good things, probably.

513
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 2: But I would say like when people are like, I

514
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 2: don't know if I should start this sing or whatever,

515
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 2: I'm like, if you have someone that you love and

516
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 2: y'all vibe with, you have talented people in your life

517
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,639
Speaker 2: for a reason, it's okay to work with somebody. I

518
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 2: love working with him. I love collaboration, you know what

519
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,360
Speaker 2: I mean, Like, I know I could do it by myself,

520
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 2: but like.

521
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she said the truth thing.

522
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 2: Okay, I always wanted to ask you this, and now

523
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 2: we're just in a bunch of like in front of

524
00:23:55,000 --> 00:24:00,160
Speaker 2: a bunch of people with microphones boom. Sometimes comedians, sometimes

525
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 2: men misbehave. Sometimes there are friends. This was a carefully

526
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 2: curiated question around got you.

527
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 4: Whoa yeah, all right, let's go there.

528
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 2: Have you without mentioning names, had to have any conversations

529
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 2: about or with someone and their behavior, I've.

530
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 4: Never really had to, like, hey, bro, you got to

531
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 4: like chill the funk out, you're being crazy.

532
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 3: Nah.

533
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 4: I hang around pretty reasonable dudes that you know, have

534
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 4: a sense of themselves and what's appropriate and what's inappropriate.

535
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 4: Uh have I ever Have I ever like experienced some

536
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 4: ship for sure?

537
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 2: Uh?

538
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 4: What do you mean experience Like I've never had to

539
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 4: be like, what the fuck are you doing? It's not

540
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 4: I've never had to do that, right, But yeah, I

541
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 4: mean you know I've experienced with you.

542
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 2: What do you mean by that?

543
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 4: Like, Well, the fuckers could be weird, and I think

544
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:08,679
Speaker 4: sometimes especially men in uh positions of what they assume

545
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 4: as power. Yeah, uh, just take liberties that they shouldn't take,

546
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 4: or behave in ways that they shouldn't be laved because

547
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 4: they feel like they could get away with it, and

548
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,679
Speaker 4: I've definitely had to check a person before and be like, yeah,

549
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 4: you're being inappropriate.

550
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's really hard to I think it's getting

551
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 2: better for everybody now because now we have the vocabulary

552
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 2: behind it. Yeah, and now we all have like this

553
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 2: understanding of like, oh, that is bad behavior. But like

554
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:41,199
Speaker 2: I used to open up for a comedian who I

555
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 2: would have to leave the green room so he could

556
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 2: jerk off in front of people, and then but like yeah.

557
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 4: Just like like people that wanted him to jerk off

558
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 4: in front of.

559
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 2: Them, I thought it was consensual, and then I found

560
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:54,919
Speaker 2: out later it.

561
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 4: Was not correct Ah, fucked up.

562
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, So sucks because I know a lot of men

563
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 2: in this business like you, and I'm friends with them

564
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 2: like you. I'm I'm oh. Now it's easier for me

565
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 2: to say, especially in a loving relationship, mainly with myself

566
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 2: and taking care of two kids, it's easier for me

567
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 2: to say that's not okay. Right, I have a daughter,

568
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 2: now would I want her to I have a son?

569
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 2: Now what I want him to know? So now I'm

570
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: just like, that's a fucking no. But before I was

571
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 2: like it would be I would frame it in a joke.

572
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like you would try to make it like ah, yes,

573
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 4: that's weird dude some shit, instead of being like, Yo,

574
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 4: that's fucking weird, bro, and that's wrong, and like off, Yeah,

575
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 4: I don't I've ever had any experience like that. But

576
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 4: I also I wasn't really I didn't get taken on

577
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 4: the road a lot by like older dudes or like

578
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 4: like I just didn't. I just didn't have that experience.

579
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 4: So I was used, I don't worry by myself, or

580
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 4: I would just like, you know, be in a different

581
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 4: city with but I didn't really have that like someone

582
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 4: taking me under wing and like taking me on the

583
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 4: road where I was like around somebody to constantly kind

584
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 4: of see what their their behavior was.

585
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 2: Like that's that's fucking fortunate. I remember being on the

586
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,199
Speaker 2: road with you in Upstate New York and I was like,

587
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 2: this place is racist as fuck. Do you want to

588
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 2: get some wings? You know what I mean? Do you

589
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 2: remember that shit?

590
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

591
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 4: Chicken solves all problems.

592
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 2: It really does. We answer questions from the audience and

593
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,679
Speaker 2: it's very excited. You go first, Ham you read that

594
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 2: I am.

595
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 4: Thirty and have never had a real relationship any advice.

596
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 4: Am I just weird? I'd like to experience love but

597
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 4: don't know where to start?

598
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: A fuck?

599
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 4: Who's what.

600
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 3: I mean?

601
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 4: It's hard to really answer. It is because one, I

602
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 4: don't know you. You might just be weird, so I

603
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 4: don't know how to I don't know what to say,

604
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 4: you know, because I don't know you.

605
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like I just said it too,

606
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 2: like when I was like, I'm in a loving relationship,

607
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 2: most importantly with myself, Like you need to love on yourself.

608
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 2: So like it feels like, and this is very crazy

609
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 2: because I half read that question and just handed it

610
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,679
Speaker 2: over to Sam. But it just I'm feeling like, you

611
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 2: need to have more orgasms, you need to experience more joy,

612
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 2: more release, Maybe do some mushrooms and walk down the

613
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 2: West side.

614
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 4: Eye was scratched out some shit. They were starting to route.

615
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 4: How can is this? So they were really struggling and

616
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 4: then they were like, no, that's too deep, that's too deep,

617
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 4: and they were like, is I just weird?

618
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 3: I think I want I want this person to find love.

619
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 3: You know, well, but you guys.

620
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 4: Are so nice.

621
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 3: I guess what I really do.

622
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 2: I are all worthy of love, but sometimes love finds

623
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 2: you you don't find it.

624
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 3: Oh, that's right, it's true, So do that. But I

625
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 3: feel like.

626
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: Whatever you're doing, maybe maybe get off the apps, you know,

627
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: maybe detox.

628
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 3: You know, just detalks from the apps, and.

629
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 4: You're still in there on that apps I got.

630
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 2: Everybody will be you will always feel empty inside. That

631
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 2: ship will never fill you. It will never you will

632
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 2: never feel fulfilled if you are just always scrolling. Real

633
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 2: talk like, you don't have to like close out all

634
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 2: your apps, but put your fucking phone.

635
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 4: Away and go in the world and be people.

636
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: Yes, and take take a book to a wine bar.

637
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 4: Take a muscle shut and open it and to see

638
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 4: who comes up and starts a conversation with you. And

639
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 4: then when it comes you don't say anything fucking weird?

640
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 3: What's a weird What's a weird thing? What's a weird thing?

641
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 2: I have four toes?

642
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right off the bat.

643
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 2: Okay, Jordan, what's the next question?

644
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 1: It says I recently moved in with my mother in

645
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: law and she keep keep asking why I don't cook.

646
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: The truth is she's too messy and I don't know

647
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: how to tell her.

648
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 3: What should I do?

649
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 2: Well, mother in laws are fucking tough. I mean, just

650
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 2: family that's not yours. It's like, oh my god, your

651
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 2: family's already hard enough, and now you got to be

652
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 2: family with someone else. Like I always quote my therapist,

653
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 2: He's like, they're on their own planet and learn how

654
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 2: to speak yourn language and then you go back to

655
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 2: yours and that's it. It's never gonna work. She'll never

656
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 2: appreciate you the way that you should be appreciated, and

657
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 2: you're never gonna be enough for her. So just be like,

658
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 2: if you're happy doing that, you do it. This is

659
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 2: how I do it, you know what I mean. Like,

660
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 2: it's just never gonna work.

661
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 3: Absolutely. I love my mother in law, but she came

662
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 3: over and she was just like, you guys need plants.

663
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 3: And she.

664
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: Turn our house into like a freaking like a garden.

665
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 1: And I go, we're not green thumbs, and put down,

666
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: I give you fifteen years marry. She never heard anything

667
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: like that in her life. My wife's butthole was clamped,

668
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I was just like, we

669
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: ain't green thumbs. They're gonna die. Yeah, And why can't

670
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: your spouse cook? Why have you got to.

671
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 2: Get It's so funny because what they do is they

672
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 2: wrap it in the form of a present, like they're

673
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 2: doing something for you. Then they get mad at you

674
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: when you can't take care of it. I don't do control.

675
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 2: It's insidious. It's good. It's good that you don't.

676
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 4: I pay all the bills, and I think my girls

677
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 4: parents are just glad that I'm taking care of her, like, yeah,

678
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 4: so she won't come back home.

679
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 2: You know what you expect? Do you expect to win

680
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 2: every fight? Or are you just like whatever? Like I'm

681
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 2: paying the bills, so I have to say whoever pays?

682
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 4: No. No, I live with a black woman, so I

683
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 4: would never think anything as stupid as that. No, ma'am,

684
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 4: I don't think that at all.

685
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 2: I don't.

686
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 4: I don't make any of the rules and win any

687
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 4: of the fights. I just pay for the stuff.

688
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 3: Why are you say it like that? Why you say

689
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 3: it like that?

690
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 4: This is true?

691
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 2: All right, Sam? What's the next question?

692
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 4: How do you fight the urge of slapping a co worker? I?

693
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 2: Wow, I mean.

694
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 4: Really do not? I just do it. But that's the

695
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 4: way I'm living. And you gotta make your own choices.

696
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: Okay, not slap a co worker? Yeah, you got it,

697
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: you got you need to time out. You need to, Like,

698
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: it's so crazy because we spend more time at work

699
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: than we do at home. So really, like a work

700
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: family is our real family.

701
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think I struck a fucking nerve, you know what.

702
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 2: It's such a pet peeve. Like when we do an

703
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 2: interview and everyone's just like, what's it like working with

704
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 2: your work husband? I'm like, don't call him my work

705
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 2: husband because I don't know, because I've been married for

706
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 2: thirteen years and the word husband I've I have fought

707
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 2: to be happy in a loving relationship, and so husband

708
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 2: he gets that title nobody else.

709
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 4: Oh you better check that ship.

710
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, what's the next question? Jordan?

711
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 3: Okay?

712
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 2: When I don't even know if we answer the question,

713
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 2: But I feel good, Okay.

714
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: I honestly think there should be therapists at work, like

715
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: like on that show Billions.

716
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 3: All right, So when this is?

717
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 2: What is that?

718
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 3: Win back glasses? It's when win? And how? Okay? When?

719
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 3: And how do you know it's time to leave New York?

720
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 4: Uh? When you when you show up?

721
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 3: What's that?

722
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 4: When you show up? Like when you get here? You

723
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 4: want when you get here, you know you should go,

724
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 4: but you don't. But as soon as you start walking around, you're.

725
00:33:55,640 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 3: Like, just ain't it okay? What's free? What's free? Free?

726
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: The George Washington is free, is free to leave through

727
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: the George Washington Bridge, That Lincoln Tunnel's free.

728
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 4: You're not gonna leave, You're gonna try to win New York.

729
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,879
Speaker 2: But you know, if you want to leave New York

730
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 2: and you're it's the same thing of like leaving a

731
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 2: relationship or leaving a job or whatever the fuck it is.

732
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 2: If you are not happy every day, if you wake

733
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 2: up like fuck again, like fuck I gotta go through

734
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 2: this shit again, Like everything makes you.

735
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 4: Want to happen, say that like every day in New York.

736
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 5: No, not for me.

737
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 2: Like I find beauty in the architecture and the culture

738
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 2: and the diversity.

739
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 4: I love that stuf. But then there's always a part

740
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 4: of New York where you're like, I should not be here,

741
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 4: Like I just feel like it's always like you know,

742
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 4: it's gonna be like like a ten pound rat or

743
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 4: there's gonna be like a fucking just like some shit,

744
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 4: and you're gonna be like this isn't in habitable.

745
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 2: I don't feel that way about New York.

746
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

747
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I saw a raccoon that was definitely on Royds

748
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: and as a central park and it was just like

749
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: taking a sweet time, like what it was like the

750
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 1: terry crews of raccoons, and.

751
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 2: It is that nice that raccoon probably like type two

752
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 2: chat up garbage and engineered food.

753
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 1: It had pecks and traps. It had been Yes, well

754
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: if it was out during the day, it was it

755
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: was rabbit as fuck. But it was like, you know

756
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 1: what it was like, come get me. And I was

757
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: like it had been wail on its buys, you know

758
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 1: it was.

759
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:25,760
Speaker 2: It was strong.

760
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 3: Lord, it was at least as big as like a mastive.

761
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 1: It climbed a lab mass if I feel offended, gone,

762
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,720
Speaker 1: It climbed up this tree and like ate of snickers

763
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: and was like fuck y'all.

764
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 2: And then and then it turned into Betty White, What

765
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,280
Speaker 2: is this going?

766
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 3: I'm saying I shouldn't see that it's time to go.

767
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm like I could take that as a signal

768
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 3: and get the fuck out.

769
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 2: The sty And people are like, I don't like New York.

770
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, good, fucking leave more space for me. I

771
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 2: fucking love New York. I have performed in forty nine

772
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 2: states of this country. I've seen a lot of America

773
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 2: and I'm like, uh huh okay, uh huh, no, thank you,

774
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 2: And it's a lot of no thank you. But I

775
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 2: love I love the Five Boroughs. I love New York too,

776
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 2: but I yes, not for me.

777
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 3: It's sweet and but I love it.

778
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna see it through. I'm gonna ride the wave.

779
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 2: I appreciate the good and the bad. I'm teaching my

780
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 2: kids how to wait in the line. How do we

781
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: wait in the line and have fun and get through it?

782
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 2: Because you're gonna wait in a lot of lines your

783
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 2: whole life. You're gonna be in traffic. What are we

784
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,879
Speaker 2: gonna do? Look at shit. We gotta talk to people.

785
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 2: We gotta notice it on them, Like what are we

786
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 2: gonna do? Like, I fucking love it. Now look America

787
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 2: as a whole. I'm gonna take a fucking break, but

788
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 2: I'm gonna miss New York. You can walk down the

789
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 2: street and just see ship you could never even dream

790
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

791
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 4: I fucking yeah, things you never wanted to nightmare.

792
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 2: I love it.

793
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: Listen, there's that old saying that your greatest tormentor can

794
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 1: be your greatest teacher.

795
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 2: Right, my God, are we talking wedding valtain.

796
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 3: And New York has taught me patiences when I'm waiting

797
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 3: for a train.

798
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 1: You ever wait for a train late at night, really

799
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: late at night, like two in the morning, and you

800
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: think that train's coming and it's the trash train.

801
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, you know what he means it when he

802
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,399
Speaker 2: starts to talk like Obama, isn't it much?

803
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 3: It's the trash train, and Oscar the Grouch is driving

804
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 3: the trash train.

805
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 2: I can't.

806
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: And the rats are waving you on. They're like, come on, buddy,

807
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 1: it makes every stop. I have considered taking the trash

808
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: train before, and that broke my spirit.

809
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 3: Do you understand?

810
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 2: Okay, last question, Sam, what is it?

811
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 4: Do I want kids?

812
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 3: Uh?

813
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 2: That's the question.

814
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna say that if you've got to write

815
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 4: it on this little square and put it in a bucket. No, no,

816
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 4: you do not.

817
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 3: That's all the question was.

818
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the question. I will say that I love children,

819
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, growing up, I never

820
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 2: thought i'd be a wife, but I always knew i'd

821
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 2: be a mom, right, and so I struggled a long

822
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 2: time to have kids. Those two souls finally came into

823
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 2: the world and I met them, I was like, this

824
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 2: is amazing. With that said, as hard as fuck, don't

825
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 2: do it. It means really hard for someone who is generous,

826
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 2: like Jenda, Like, do you have your kids in New York? Well,

827
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 2: I had a surrogate and so syrogacy was illegal in

828
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 2: New York, so they were born in Pennsylvania.

829
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 4: But you have like, but you had like your babies

830
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 4: in New York.

831
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: How was that?

832
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 4: I always see people with babies in New York and

833
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 4: I'm like, how are they doing it?

834
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 2: I mean, because it's just sokay, you know, New York's

835
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 2: just no matter what, it's gonna be chaotic. You could

836
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 2: have the fucking you can be in Calabastas with the Kardashians. Yeah,

837
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 2: it's gonna be chaotic no matter the fuck what. You're

838
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,439
Speaker 2: never gonna have enough wifes or patients or money. You're

839
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 2: always hungry. They're fine, they got food, they don't want

840
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 2: to eat it. It's fucking confusing. As soon as you

841
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 2: eat the food they want it, What the fuck do

842
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 2: you want for me? And it's insane, and it's you're

843
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 2: never doing it right. You're never doing it wrong. You're

844
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 2: just out here fucking doing it, but then like one

845
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 2: day they're just grown people and you're like, Okay, this

846
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: is my contribution to the world and like myself or something.

847
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 2: I'm just it's beautiful as hard as fuck. So even

848
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 2: if you're on the sidelines being like I don't know

849
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 2: if I should don't. Yeah, it's hard, it's really hard.

850
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah do you want absolutely not? No, thank you good.

851
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 4: I'm good. I'm happy with my life how it is.

852
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 2: And I don't want to Are you a fun hunting.

853
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 4: I'm a fun hunt I like giving gifts, and I

854
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 4: like two nephews and a niece, and you know, I

855
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 4: like that they can depend on me, you know what

856
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 4: I mean, and like really come to me for shit,

857
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 4: and I'm not like I can't give you shit because

858
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 4: I got these two kids sucking my tit, so you know,

859
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 4: get out my face.

860
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 2: But you know what, like you are part of the village, right,

861
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 2: like no one tells you. There's a like a peripheral

862
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 2: circle of family and chosen family. And thank god you

863
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 2: don't have kids, because you guys are like well rested

864
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 2: and happy, That's what I mean. It is like sh yes,

865
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 2: and you're just you come over and you're smiling. You're like,

866
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 2: I don't know about mama, just give her five minutes

867
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 2: in the bathroom with you. So like, I love aunties

868
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 2: with no kids.

869
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 1: Yeah we do.

870
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 4: We're good gay aunties. We come through, we drop gifts.

871
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 2: It's my favorite. It's my favorite us about their sex stuff.

872
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 1: You know what.

873
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like a when you're like a gay auntie

874
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 4: because you're already out here living gay. So they're like

875
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 4: you're out here living free. They just they'll just come

876
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 4: to you and they'll be like You're like all right,

877
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 4: I'll hold that secret. You know, I got you.

878
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 2: I love that so much. So we ask all our guests,

879
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 2: what's the most adult thing that you want to do

880
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 2: for yourself this year that you haven't had time to

881
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 2: do yet?

882
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 4: Go to the podiatress?

883
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up?

884
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 4: My feet be hurting broke and I'm like, I'm like, damn.

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Speaker 4: And I brought this like massager off Amazon. It's like automatic, yeah,

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Speaker 4: not that they're good. It's like you just stick your

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Speaker 4: feet in it and it's got all these balls and

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Speaker 4: it it's just like rolling around your feet and ship

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Speaker 4: and like that's cool. But I'm like, I need, I need,

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Speaker 4: I need, I need a professional. Look, go look at

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Speaker 4: these things and figure out what's cracking.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I love that for you. You got health insurance,

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Speaker 2: I do. I just have the time to go see

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Speaker 2: your podiatress. Are you in your forties yet?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so look yeah there's no time like now.

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Speaker 4: No, I need to see the foot doctor. I never

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Speaker 4: thought I'd be at that place in life, but it's time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. We've been out here hustling and the patriarchy is

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00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 2: so heavy.

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Speaker 4: It is man, and it's it's doing something to my feets.

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Speaker 3: What hurts? Is it? Your ankle?

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Speaker 1: Is?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: You had a doctor.

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Speaker 4: I don't got to get you. I'm just curious, pull

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Speaker 4: on a doctor muscle. You don't know what the hell

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Speaker 4: that's I tell you?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? I love that so much for you,

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Speaker 2: Sam J.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming, Sam Sam Sam J,

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Speaker 1: I mean SNL bust Down Comedy Specials pause with Sam J.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just saying, if you haven't seen you

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00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 2: people on Netflix, please watch you people. Sam does a

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Speaker 2: fantastic job going with Eddie Mure. I'm sure it's just

917
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Speaker 2: like what the fuck are we doing? But like the

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Speaker 2: cocaine say, I don't want to give too much. I

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Speaker 2: don't want to at the Strip Club in Vegas. I'm

920
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 2: not gonna give too much away. Just see you people

921
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Speaker 2: check out all of Sam's shit. It's just too good.

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00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 2: It's just too good.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, I've always thought that Sam was a

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Speaker 1: little different, right.

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Speaker 2: Oh really? Oh so you saw it?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm so tired.

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Speaker 1: I think I saw it. Like confidence, Yes, Sam's always

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Speaker 1: had the confidence, and I love that about Sam. Like

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Speaker 1: only child, only child.

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Speaker 2: Hey, now, y'all gotta believe in yourself truly. Don't go

932
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Speaker 2: into like any meeting or room just being like I

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Speaker 2: think so I might maybe if you do cool, do

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Speaker 2: it and then don't do it again, like get over it.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Like, if you don't

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Speaker 2: know something, that's okay not to know something. I have

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00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 2: so much respect for people are just like, I don't

938
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 2: know how that works? Can you tell me instead of

939
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Speaker 2: them pretending to know, don't pretend to know.

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Speaker 3: Never do that.

941
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Speaker 1: I've never done that, me googling it of my phone

942
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Speaker 1: under the table.

943
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Speaker 3: While the meetings happened, I remember.

944
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Speaker 2: Running into Sam on the subway just as she was

945
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Speaker 2: writing on SNL, and I'm like, do you ever feel

946
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: overwhelmed in that room, and Sam was like, not really

947
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Speaker 2: because I know much. It's funny. But if I got

948
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Speaker 2: a question, I'll ask. I'm like, good, it's amazing. If

949
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 2: you got a question to ask it nobody smalls. Anyways,

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Speaker 2: this has been fun. I feel like we're all.

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Speaker 1: Like, listen, when you come to an end, you come

952
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: to the end, you feel me. It's all right, Michelle.

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Speaker 2: You guys, thank you so much for listening to this episode.

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Speaker 2: If you have any questions that you want us to answer,

955
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 2: please follow adulting the Pod on Instagram. Yes, the pot

956
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 2: the pod a protein snack and I'm not just talking

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Speaker 2: about the dick. Thank you bye.

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Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is g Howley.

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Speaker 1: Our associate producer is Alex Cheat.

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Speaker 2: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 1: Guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 2: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

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Speaker 1: Theme song and live show DJing is by Don will

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Speaker 1: Our Live.

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Speaker 2: Show producer is Marion Ways.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 2: Photography by Reis vander Most.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Karen kilgera Georgia Hardstar and Daniel Kramer.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com

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Speaker 1: MMM