Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
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Speaker 1: This Rose? My name is Art Marine, coming to you
Speaker 1: back in my boogie garage. I didn't have time to
Speaker 1: get all dressed up, but I did put on lipstick
Speaker 1: for the occasion, and that's the best I could you today.
Speaker 1: Because it's early, I didn't get my face on. Okay,
Speaker 1: speaking of putting a face on a face, I have
Speaker 1: questions about Joe. Joe, I have questions about face on
Speaker 1: the face. But before that, I want to just first
Speaker 1: of all, think my birthdays next week. I asked for
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Speaker 1: All right, that's enough of my heavy peddling. Let's get
Speaker 1: to heavy petting. Well, see, I'm going to start in
Speaker 1: an order because I feel like there's a man that's
Speaker 1: not quite awake yet, and there's a man. He put
Speaker 1: on a Rockers cap and he's wearing a cowl neck cardigan,
Speaker 1: and I know he's happy to be here because he
Speaker 1: actually woke up to do this this early. But I
Speaker 1: know that like his caffeine hasn't kicked in yet. And
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure will you accept this, Rose listeners, He's
Speaker 1: gonna guard and protect your heart. Ladies and gentlemen. You
Speaker 1: know him from I Carley, you know him from Drake
Speaker 1: and Josh. You definitely do not know him from our
Speaker 1: CMT show, still the King. You know him as Okay,
Speaker 1: don't tell Debbie Ryan and don't tell Beverly Gangelo. But
Speaker 1: I'm going to say the rookie of the Year that
Speaker 1: has taken the most seriously of any rookie that has
Speaker 1: ever been a rookie Rookie of the Year, Jerry Trainer.
Speaker 1: What is mom? Give me some banana breadmother? Is it
Speaker 1: too early for you? Jerry? Yes, Jerry, we were talking
Speaker 1: before the podcast and I just casually said that I
Speaker 1: had ruined you and you were starting to say and
Speaker 1: I told you to save it for the pod that
Speaker 1: two people asked you yesterday, when did they tell the listeners, Well,
Speaker 1: so I'm on a zoom hang out that watches The
Speaker 1: Bachelorette and listen to your heart and all of this stuff.
Speaker 1: And they asked, They're like, are you so you just
Speaker 1: doing this because arn't ascue on the podcast? And I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I genuinely look forward. It's one of the best parts
Speaker 1: of my week. That's how I felt. I Lorie tried
Speaker 1: to get me to watch it for years and I
Speaker 1: what did I say? Well, by the way, speaking of
Speaker 1: so this is technically Laurie's fault because it's Lorie through
Speaker 1: you to me. Yes, so here the thing are you
Speaker 1: going to guard to protect her heart? Because, um, this
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say your sister from
Speaker 1: another mr. Like you guys are soulmates, maybe separated at birth.
Speaker 1: Like there's a real kinship friendship. There's a real solid
Speaker 1: friendship that's happened. Um during the one Pablo they rob
Speaker 1: they both watched the entire one Pobulo season with us
Speaker 1: during the pandemic. Ladies and gentlemen, you know her as
Speaker 1: our the ken Burns of the Bachelor, the Bachelor historian.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna say, um, uh, Jerry's friendly love and
Speaker 1: rival our friend Lorie. Hi, Oh my god, Now do
Speaker 1: you blame yourself forgetting Jerry involved in this? Um? Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm solely responsible for everyone here. I will I will
Speaker 1: take that on um you know, I'll take it on
Speaker 1: my shoulders or Ed's dislocated olders. But Lori, my friend
Speaker 1: is Navy. We're both with charleneking you who so much
Speaker 1: she your baby? Um also with us is can I
Speaker 1: just say? Will he ever fin love? He was that
Speaker 1: Short of the Year, Bachelor of the Year, Bachelor of
Speaker 1: the Year twenty nineteen. Is he going to close out
Speaker 1: with with the proposal with the corpse of Neil Lane
Speaker 1: coming to his you? Uh, you know him from Supernatural?
Speaker 1: Excuse me, you know him from Bosh. You're gonna know
Speaker 1: him from some cool upcoming Netflix show. Excuse me with
Speaker 1: Lisa Coudreau. Excuse me, we love him, you love him?
Speaker 1: Mr Rob better Deck, thank you so much. You know
Speaker 1: I have I have to just a teenage children. Um, Hi,
Speaker 1: Rob Benedicta, once divorced, two grown children, stroke survivor, And
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm happy to be here. And uh and
Speaker 1: and and they they give me the same thing. They
Speaker 1: don't understand why I watched this. They're like, is it
Speaker 1: because you have to do this podcast? What is it
Speaker 1: you have to do this podcast? Right? And it's actually
Speaker 1: because your father wants to do this. This is what
Speaker 1: he wants in his life. How old are your children?
Speaker 1: H sixteen and thirteen? And they don't get it. I
Speaker 1: want you to. I want Rob to be up to date. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you don't remember every episode in the Bachelor canon.
Speaker 1: Also with us of course, Dr Tanna Banana and Katie
Speaker 1: Levine excuse me and Dr Banana actually was my doctor
Speaker 1: at three in the morning the other night and sent
Speaker 1: me to web md and I got to talk to
Speaker 1: a doctor right online. Guys, you don't need to leave
Speaker 1: your house. It was good r X. This is not
Speaker 1: an ad but good r X does email in. You're like,
Speaker 1: I don't feel well. I had a prescription in my
Speaker 1: hand within forty minutes. Are you kidding me? Okay, so
Speaker 1: I knew that we're talking about that after I did
Speaker 1: know that. I did know that doctor Banana. I knew
Speaker 1: that Anna was both my financial advisor, my spiritual advisor,
Speaker 1: and I call her my doctor. And it turned out
Speaker 1: my instinct was right that she is my doctor Banana.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that, Tanna? Dr Banana? Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I have mixed feelings. I don't want anyone
Speaker 1: to actually think I'm a doctor. Please don't ask you
Speaker 1: for any medical advice. So, well, it's too late, it's
Speaker 1: too late. Yeah. Well, you know I have a degree
Speaker 1: in um being Arden's doctor, and that's it. You have
Speaker 1: a degree in being awesome. Well, here's what not Rob.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say you probably don't have cataloged in your brain.
Speaker 1: Every single episode that ever aired of the Bachelor. This
Speaker 1: was an episode that we watched of Juan Pablo season
Speaker 1: and there was a there was a contestant named I
Speaker 1: don't remember, but he wanted to guard and he he
Speaker 1: got it to a garden. Protect your heart, I would
Speaker 1: God to protect your heart. And then he he did
Speaker 1: an acapella song and this is it and to believe me,
Speaker 1: chose me forever bait. That was That was the goat
Speaker 1: episode of Alley's season, because wasn't he didn't he get
Speaker 1: that tattoo? And then he got left on a two
Speaker 1: on one day. He got left as a hellicopter flew off.
Speaker 1: That's write no captain mountain, which god, I really as
Speaker 1: somebody tweeted at us, why do I missed a real
Speaker 1: two on one where you are literally a ba undined
Speaker 1: and like a crag, like you're a left defense for
Speaker 1: yourselves like vultures and waltz um. So at some point,
Speaker 1: what's I don't I don't remember what I had for
Speaker 1: breakfast this morning, and that episode I remember burned into
Speaker 1: my brain. Well, Mr Robbie, better than you of your
Speaker 1: priorities in order your kids think that you're crazy, but
Speaker 1: I know you're not a hoarder and if you think
Speaker 1: it's lame and weird that you want to watch the
Speaker 1: Bachelor head, I just want to say, say, ain't nothing yet,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Get ready. Everybody's gonna be singing
Speaker 1: at some point, and you know what, if you need to,
Speaker 1: but I'll let it be self determined when you need
Speaker 1: to give your opinion in song. Okay, that's the tune
Speaker 1: and just take it all right, here we go, we're
Speaker 1: up top. Tasha isn't a sexy dress and she's putting
Speaker 1: out pastries and she needs advice. She comes to her
Speaker 1: best friend, Jojo, who she's probably never met. Um who
Speaker 1: shows up first of all. Joso's JoJo's adorable. Jojo is
Speaker 1: a beautiful woman. I love Jojo. I loved Jojo as
Speaker 1: a bachelorette. I'm not saying she has a face on
Speaker 1: a face. I'm not saying there's a slightly new face.
Speaker 1: I'm here to open the discussion for the possibility of
Speaker 1: a face on the face. Aaron fully texted me at
Speaker 1: five in the morning saying, that's a face on a face?
Speaker 1: What do we think? I'm gonna start with Tanna because
Speaker 1: she had thoughts about this last night. Tanna doctor, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's a doctor. Is that a face on the face.
Speaker 1: There's definitely lips. I feel like there might be a
Speaker 1: chin implant situation. What's happening? Face on a face? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: so we all know we've seen Joe Joe's mom who
Speaker 1: is a Persian, so JoJo's half Persian. Having facial work
Speaker 1: done is very common in Persian families. There's nothing. They
Speaker 1: don't see it as anything like weird. It's you know,
Speaker 1: I was offered a nose job very young. My dad
Speaker 1: was like, just let me know when you on it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't know about that. And
Speaker 1: my dad literally talks about getting a facelift almost every
Speaker 1: single day. He should just go get one. Well, we're
Speaker 1: trying to convince him not to right now. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: It's very normal to have just a little bit of
Speaker 1: work done, maybe a little lift there. Or I'm not
Speaker 1: mad at it, by the way, here you know, so
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at it. I will I'm fully intend
Speaker 1: to put a whole new face on my face next
Speaker 1: week on my birthday. I'm gonna put your face on
Speaker 1: my face. You dare, Jerry, I'm putting Tanni's face on
Speaker 1: my face. Jerry, Now, were you aware of when Jojo
Speaker 1: looked before and looked like before? And did you think
Speaker 1: she had a face on a face? Nope, I was
Speaker 1: I was not even aware that Jojo had walked into
Speaker 1: the liquinta sweet because of Tassia's dress. My god, tell
Speaker 1: me how she has breakfast with the gold rivets like
Speaker 1: holding the boobs up. I was just like, man, she
Speaker 1: is I'm sorry, rock him does steal from Wolverine. She
Speaker 1: is a small she's such a croissans and bagels in
Speaker 1: this like gorgeous skin tight dress. I'm like, I can't. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell this to Laurie. Laurie and Jerry, you're
Speaker 1: I know your number one was Charlene. Charlene or Taisha Laurie. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a tough one. That is tough or can I
Speaker 1: ask yes? Please let me just put it to you
Speaker 1: this way. Personality Charlene or Taisha? Oh Charlene. Interesting? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well you know, I mean what was interesting is well,
Speaker 1: first of all, Taisha woke up in Dale and Claire's
Speaker 1: room with their stained sheets and brought out a plate
Speaker 1: of gluten, which you know she's not going to eat.
Speaker 1: But what was interesting to me about Jojo is she
Speaker 1: actually looked. I know nothing about whether it's a face
Speaker 1: on a face. As the owner of a Michael Stipe
Speaker 1: crease myself, Um, I actually would be looking like Jojo
Speaker 1: as she walked into that sweet because she was so
Speaker 1: hot and red and sweaty. That's how I would be.
Speaker 1: And it's so hot there, Robbie b Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: looking up Charlene. Okay, Charlene was the opera singer. Yeah
Speaker 1: she was. Charlie Charlotte. Okay, Okay, we're gonna throw you
Speaker 1: in the fan club Jerry and Laurie. Charlene is their
Speaker 1: number one made Rob. Just send me your sizes, okay,
Speaker 1: only if it's Guildine extra extra large. That's what you're
Speaker 1: getting that that T shirt isn't that's Heather Gray with
Speaker 1: the orange fun That's what it's gonna be. Charlene or Tasia,
Speaker 1: Uh Charlotte. I love Charlene and she was the opera singer. Um,
Speaker 1: yeah she was. But you know, look, I love Tasia
Speaker 1: like she's she's she's been the brightest thing so far.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, between this and below deck my Monday
Speaker 1: and Tuesday. But it's a great way to start every
Speaker 1: week right now, like it is a solid. I don't
Speaker 1: know what I would do if they hadn't figured out
Speaker 1: how to pandemic quarantine hairless people looking for love because
Speaker 1: I needed this Canna, Katie, do you dress like that
Speaker 1: for breakfast every morning? I know, Katie, does I have
Speaker 1: need all the time, Like I never am not wearing
Speaker 1: a sparkly dress. You're wearing that same dress right now.
Speaker 1: I am, yes, that's wearing not pajamas. This is it's
Speaker 1: not there you go. Yes, I do like that. She
Speaker 1: had fresh pastries as if she's my god, I literally
Speaker 1: my friend. I was like, she doesn't need bread. It
Speaker 1: was it was like giant play of bacon and then
Speaker 1: pastry and then like some sort of weird fruit. I
Speaker 1: couldn't or locks. I couldn't been out what I was
Speaker 1: eating anything. I want to say the really quick. I
Speaker 1: don't feel like Jojo has that much work done. Maybe
Speaker 1: just lips. Maybe the lips were a little especially like
Speaker 1: I watched them of Dancing with the Stars, and especially
Speaker 1: compared to Caitlin. Oh my gosh, Caitlin had a ton
Speaker 1: or yeah that's a shame too, because she was so weird.
Speaker 1: But said Jojo looked good, and I thought she looked
Speaker 1: like maybe like a little bit her cheek. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like the area. But I looked at just I
Speaker 1: sent a picture of her from when she was the bachelorette,
Speaker 1: and I need she didn't side by friend. I need
Speaker 1: to see last night. I need to see it side
Speaker 1: by side, trying to find Okay, So then we have
Speaker 1: so so tatious having a hard time. She has to
Speaker 1: figure out how to juggle all these guys. And then
Speaker 1: she's she's like, I have fear. And then JoJo's like,
Speaker 1: I've done it before, I got it, and then and
Speaker 1: then Chris Harrison announces she's one of the biggest success
Speaker 1: stories in the history of the Bachelorette. Here's what you
Speaker 1: need to know, Jerry. She's still not married to the guy,
Speaker 1: so like they like it's it's it was very strange, Okay, Laurie,
Speaker 1: I see your finger up. Talk to me. Well, you
Speaker 1: know they were supposed to get married this year during
Speaker 1: the pandemic, but I think they they had to postpone it. Um.
Speaker 1: But you know, she feels so new. But I guess
Speaker 1: she is one of the success stories. And who would
Speaker 1: have thought that she would find her lasting romance with
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers brother that wonkers to me. But just something
Speaker 1: I want to add really quickly that I thought was funny,
Speaker 1: you know, shout out to my my queer family, is
Speaker 1: when Joe Joe came in and she asked, Stacia, so,
Speaker 1: who are your tops right now? Really I really appreciated that.
Speaker 1: The same thing, who are the tops right now? I
Speaker 1: need to know what the tops are. I'm gonna ask Jerry,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask everybody right now, just who is your
Speaker 1: number one favorite right now? Everybody? What you mean contestants? Yea,
Speaker 1: who do you like the most contestant? Wise? Who do
Speaker 1: you hope she ends up with. I'm still rooting for
Speaker 1: Brendan the Roofer. And by the way, I thought his
Speaker 1: name is Brandon and somebody tweeted at me is not Brandon,
Speaker 1: It's Brendan, And now I know, so I feel like
Speaker 1: you're crazy Aunt that got it wrong. I like Brendan
Speaker 1: the Roofer. That's who I'm rooting for. Who are you
Speaker 1: rooting for, Laurie? I think it's a time between Brendan,
Speaker 1: who apparently goes by Brendo. Uh Ivan, I love Ivan too, Okay, Rob,
Speaker 1: who are you rooting for I think I'm rooting for Brendan, Okay,
Speaker 1: but for some reason, I feel like, well, we'll see
Speaker 1: what happens next week. But I feel like, uh, that Zach.
Speaker 1: I feel Zach's gonna go far. But I don't know
Speaker 1: about him there. He is kind of a Even after
Speaker 1: you saw the teaser for for next week, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: like a past there. That's something going on. Okay, that
Speaker 1: lie detector test teaser made me go, oh, there's a
Speaker 1: lie detector test teaser. Yeah, for next week? He fail it.
Speaker 1: He said he cheated. Yeah, the insinuation is that he
Speaker 1: says he cheats. But I mean, if he tells the
Speaker 1: truth that he cheats, but Tatio says, that's not okay,
Speaker 1: that you've cheated. I mean, I would imagine he was
Speaker 1: like rolling on pills when he did it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: had a theory of that that he he was. I
Speaker 1: think this is what happens. Obviously. I don't know that
Speaker 1: he says he cheated. Remember, he says his wife left
Speaker 1: him because he was on a bunch of drugs and yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was hanging out with sketchy people and he got arrested, right,
Speaker 1: So I think maybe he kind of didn't include the
Speaker 1: part that he cheated on her as well, probably selective. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so he definitely said and it was not her fault. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: And and Tatia has been cheated on. She said that
Speaker 1: earlier that her ex husband there was unfaithful her husband.
Speaker 1: It was okay, we'll get to that, because here we go.
Speaker 1: Joe does one of the biggest success stories in history.
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison's leaving to bring his son to Baylor on
Speaker 1: just real quick on that, Like, so Chris Harrison just
Speaker 1: bailing on his job, which isn't much anyway. Yeah. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: we were all actors. We've had to miss weddings, We've
Speaker 1: had to miss family things like yes, to bring up
Speaker 1: to college, you say goodbye before you leave, and we're
Speaker 1: in COVID. No one's going to college. I know. I
Speaker 1: just think that I just think that maybe maybe this
Speaker 1: is maybe him kind of stepping away. He clearly took
Speaker 1: his kids the college. He posted about it on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I was really confused because he posted photos of his
Speaker 1: kid there with his fucking roommate in the dorms, and
Speaker 1: I was like, how are they there in person? It's Taylor.
Speaker 1: No it was Texas Christian University. Yeah that okay, okay, okay, Texas. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it just felt a little bit like, you know, she
Speaker 1: did Jojo did great. I just felt like maybe she
Speaker 1: breathed new life into the host. There's a whole situation
Speaker 1: going on. I feel like I think Chris Harrison loves
Speaker 1: his paycheck. I mean, who wouldn't. Yeah, I have the
Speaker 1: best gig ever, I'm your face on my face to
Speaker 1: host that I like speaking in public. I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: Jerry's face on Rob's face, on Lori's face, and then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it on my face and then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go I'm gonna I would now look like a
Speaker 1: weird Mount Rushmore walking around, Like it'll be like Dan
Speaker 1: of TV hosting. I'll put Jojo on top so people
Speaker 1: think it's Jojo, but it'll be a full tur duck
Speaker 1: in situation of like just sort of like globs moving
Speaker 1: on turkey. So so the first one on one is
Speaker 1: with Zach and and he's like, oh, I'm nervous to
Speaker 1: tell her I've not lived a straight, narrow life. And
Speaker 1: then we saw by the way, there was an ad.
Speaker 1: There was a crazy ad for the Bachelor with the
Speaker 1: most insane seventies theme music. Did you guys notice that
Speaker 1: I recorded it? I was like, listen to this. This
Speaker 1: is so bonkers this music. He say, we go back,
Speaker 1: go back to the beginning. We didn't hear. The best
Speaker 1: part is that drum intro. Okay, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: I'll excuse you, hold please. It sounds like Rick Astley,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold please. Yeah, it was really like I
Speaker 1: thought they were doing a bit music. It's so crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like it goes from re astly to like love
Speaker 1: boat disco dating game. It was on the ad was
Speaker 1: like do you need somebody who wants to date the
Speaker 1: next Bachelor bachelorette? But it literally felt like they were
Speaker 1: doing a bit Tanna. I just want to say. My
Speaker 1: dad was like, your brother can do this show. He's
Speaker 1: very buff too, And I was like, that's not how
Speaker 1: it works. But my dad's well, I guess yes, he
Speaker 1: works out, but like my dad has no sense of
Speaker 1: the batchy just he's a bunch of buff dudes and
Speaker 1: goes like your brother would fit in perfectly. Oh my god, brother,
Speaker 1: my brother would never do. By the way, Jerry, don't
Speaker 1: you wish we submitted you now? For Claire, because then
Speaker 1: you could be for Tasia. We offered to submit you.
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna stick with No. I'm being being stuck
Speaker 1: at the look because it looks like it's no fun.
Speaker 1: The dates aren't good. This is a sad okay, you
Speaker 1: know what. So I'm just gonna say this, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to be Debbie Downer. But you asked everybody
Speaker 1: who they think, who are you rooting for? I don't
Speaker 1: know who I'm rooting for because I don't love this
Speaker 1: batchy guys. I don't think any of these dudes are
Speaker 1: are our husband material, and especially in not fro Tasia.
Speaker 1: I have more to say about that later on easy Date.
Speaker 1: But that's where I'm at. So you didn't want to
Speaker 1: hang out with these guys. It's basically what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It looks. It looks so even on Zach's date, he's
Speaker 1: in a tuxedo and he is sweating buckets so hot.
Speaker 1: It's so hot, they're not going anywhere. The every date
Speaker 1: seems kind of weird and cringe e and just I
Speaker 1: don't know, and there it's not your jam uh, I
Speaker 1: mean that's the thing would not be jam Okay, So
Speaker 1: Zack there's a crazy ad. So Zach gets there. He
Speaker 1: gets a one on Mota shot which is a full
Speaker 1: day and they are shooting wedding photos and uh with
Speaker 1: the most amazing, insane, fantastic wedding photographer who I would
Speaker 1: much rather hang out with than any of the people
Speaker 1: out like Kinta. He and Anna dr Banana. Tanna figured
Speaker 1: out that he was the exact same wedding photographer that
Speaker 1: shot with nick Ville. When he did that pool shooting
Speaker 1: Karin was like having her boobies held in the pool
Speaker 1: and it was the same thing, was like a bridal shoot.
Speaker 1: And um, his name is Franco LaCosta and she starts
Speaker 1: spinning out. She like freezes up fully is triggered. She
Speaker 1: has to put on a wedding dress. She's been married before. Uh.
Speaker 1: He put on a white tux. She came out, she
Speaker 1: looked beautiful. He she was really freaking out. Frankle DaCosta
Speaker 1: wanted to put a veil on her and she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to aail. I don't want avail. It's
Speaker 1: too bridal. I don't want to fail. And then he's like,
Speaker 1: he was like, well you're getting a veil and jammed
Speaker 1: in on her head and then um, they did all
Speaker 1: these photo shoots. Let's talk about the actual photo shoot portion.
Speaker 1: Who wants to go first, Rob Benedict? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: he was. This photographer was amazing, uh like just straight
Speaker 1: out of Project Runway and he but he was. But
Speaker 1: there's also something a little bit um, just like Quinta
Speaker 1: about the whole thing, Like I don't know if I
Speaker 1: put a Brian and groom on a trampoline, right, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? That was just recipe for disaster.
Speaker 1: It just was not There was nothing what about what
Speaker 1: came out of this photo shoot? And she had to
Speaker 1: wear all of the dresses. It wasn't like a one
Speaker 1: and done. It's like we're gonna get every iteration of
Speaker 1: this LORI. So you know, well, first of all, I
Speaker 1: don't know if your listeners care about this, but Zack
Speaker 1: looks so much like my dead dog Horatio, her Pekinese
Speaker 1: Chihuahua mix. It's actually quite distracting for me. I have
Speaker 1: to say, jawline Horatio. Actually I can vouch for that.
Speaker 1: Horatio has slept on my neck and Zach has the
Speaker 1: same under byte and faith his face. His Horatio spaces
Speaker 1: on Zack's face. I actually think maybe Zack might have
Speaker 1: to be my favorite because it could be Horatio reincarnated.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I digress Um, well, you know, I you know,
Speaker 1: I know you all like to talk about the dresses.
Speaker 1: I didn't really I mean, of course, is gorgeous. I
Speaker 1: can't speak to that, but what I will say is
Speaker 1: that Zach needs a tailor, yes, like either a Matre
Speaker 1: d or David Byrne in um something you think, or
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks in the scene Tom han younger version in
Speaker 1: Big Big. I know that's my take. I have to say,
Speaker 1: like in my mind because it's also I think it's
Speaker 1: probably for a tux rental company. And so I'm looking
Speaker 1: at it and I'm thinking, you're there, you're doing product placement,
Speaker 1: you're trying to sell your taxes. You you've already picked
Speaker 1: out who who's getting this date you. They should look
Speaker 1: like a million bucks. Because the actual jackets were really
Speaker 1: good looking like they were. It was a nice like
Speaker 1: they should have had the perfect fit for him. What
Speaker 1: did you think about this, Franko LaCosta talk to us
Speaker 1: and what did you think about the fit? Very dumpy,
Speaker 1: very ill fitting. You're absolutely right that they should if
Speaker 1: they know who is going to wear it, tailor it
Speaker 1: to that person. It's kills. But also I'm going with
Speaker 1: rob it feels very liquent. If everything feels very Laquinta.
Speaker 1: It feels like they're just dragging out whatever in the
Speaker 1: recreational equipment warehouse, and it's just like you, just this
Speaker 1: will make a good date. Just put it in these outfits, dude.
Speaker 1: But it's also like July, it's a hundred and ninety
Speaker 1: degrees wedding buckets. Yeah. I also don't understand the freaking
Speaker 1: out about the wedding dress, Like I it's not like
Speaker 1: he left her on the altar, like I mean, I
Speaker 1: got married, I was divorced. Like if you if you
Speaker 1: had me put on a tuxedo, I wouldn't be like God,
Speaker 1: the wedding and that they have to write they have
Speaker 1: to add some sort of emotional player on top of
Speaker 1: this boring date slim pick right. I was watching it
Speaker 1: and I felt like, again, you're trapped. I mean, the
Speaker 1: the conceit of the show is it's an around the
Speaker 1: world and it's like Cinderella and there's helicopters and fireworks
Speaker 1: and like concerts, and I feel I was. I didn't
Speaker 1: mind it because I felt like they are doing the
Speaker 1: best that they care. I might also have my bar
Speaker 1: is so low for like current entertainment. It's so exciting
Speaker 1: to me that it's new and that I can watch
Speaker 1: it that but no, it's not, it's not well. I
Speaker 1: just keep thinking of the writer's room with the producer's room,
Speaker 1: where they're going, Okay, this is what we got. We
Speaker 1: got one hotel. What are we gonna do? Can we
Speaker 1: bring in the Ferris wheel? Yeah, we can bring in
Speaker 1: Ferris wheel. We can do that. How about hunting for ghosts?
Speaker 1: There might have been let's say, there are you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Dude, that was a fun one. I
Speaker 1: did like that one. Okay, So then she's freaking out.
Speaker 1: He's in his big boy suit, fully in his big
Speaker 1: boy suit. They're freaking out and she who holds him
Speaker 1: And then we find out apparently everybody on the show
Speaker 1: has been married before Zach but he was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I was merry before. She was like, oh wait, what,
Speaker 1: like everybody's been married before? And he said he I
Speaker 1: don't find him. He does look like Laurie's the underbright
Speaker 1: To me, She's like, I love saying that smile, and
Speaker 1: he's like Jerry. Our group thinks he looks like Giovanni
Speaker 1: Rabisi mixed with Ryan Gosling, mix with her Ratio. I
Speaker 1: don't see Ryan Gosling. It is very rabis It is
Speaker 1: very Rabisi. Who's your group? We call him Giovanni Gosling. Wow.
Speaker 1: I feel that you're upgrading him. I feel like you're
Speaker 1: leveling up on that one. I feel see him through
Speaker 1: Tastia's eyes. Arden, who's your group? Who's in your group? Oh, Blaze,
Speaker 1: Marcus uh Tahiti, her boyfriend, Brent uh May and Jeff.
Speaker 1: He was really, you're really cool. Name friends, Blaze, all
Speaker 1: your friends. We've got the Captain Blaze. Wait, what were
Speaker 1: the first three names? Terence Malick of him, Francis Ford Coppola,
Speaker 1: you know, just the usual gang. I love that. Okay, great? Um.
Speaker 1: So then she goes, um, she goes, you're getting all weird.
Speaker 1: You're getting sort of like Sean. And he goes and
Speaker 1: he leans in and he goes, let me, let me
Speaker 1: let you in on a secret. There's a breathtaking thing
Speaker 1: going on with you. And I thought, like, put it away,
Speaker 1: Dr Banana. How would you feel if Jerry lendin and
Speaker 1: whispered that hot on your neck. It you're ready there,
Speaker 1: let me. I'm gonna let you in on a secret.
Speaker 1: There's a breathtaking thing going on with you. Do it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. There's
Speaker 1: a breath taking thing going on with you. How do
Speaker 1: you feel? How do you feel? Dr like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: jam actually with Turbo my best friend. And she goes, look,
Speaker 1: I don't know much about Zach. He's like, well, I
Speaker 1: grew up in an amazing home. I graduated college. This
Speaker 1: is a hard story. I actually know somebody that something
Speaker 1: like this happened to um Uh. I wasn't feeling well.
Speaker 1: I went to the hospital. I had a giant brain tumor.
Speaker 1: I had to have surgery the next day, and then
Speaker 1: I got hooked on pain medication. I know, I don't
Speaker 1: know somebody that had the tumor, but I know somebody
Speaker 1: that had, like um, a debilitating pain situation and they
Speaker 1: got hooked on I mean, and it really started a
Speaker 1: whole and it was yeah, it started a whole spiral. Laurie,
Speaker 1: you know this story was really touching, I'd say, with Zack,
Speaker 1: not surprising at all. I know, ardon you and I
Speaker 1: were talking about how you know he's such he's such
Speaker 1: an addict. He has such addict energy. An interesting tidbit
Speaker 1: about Zack that you may not know is then he
Speaker 1: didn't mention is he also uh pursued elective gallblad surgery
Speaker 1: in order to get the opioids afterwards. Oh boy, he
Speaker 1: was that severe. So he was like, I'm willing to
Speaker 1: have parts of my body removed, just like, Oh, that's
Speaker 1: a poor guy. I mean, it breaks your heart when
Speaker 1: it's like this guy was doing his thing. He didn't
Speaker 1: ask for a brain tumor. I'm sure if somebody cuts
Speaker 1: the skull off of your head, you're in pain. So like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna want somebody. I mean, people would give me
Speaker 1: vikadins for getting wisdom teeth removed. I'm not good on pills,
Speaker 1: but like you can see how if he was something
Speaker 1: that severe, of course you want to take it. And
Speaker 1: then the poor guy got hooked on it. It's terrible.
Speaker 1: So then he started doing a lot of drugs and
Speaker 1: it turns out it sounds like a lot. And then uh,
Speaker 1: he got married and then she did nothing wrong, and
Speaker 1: then he was drinking and doing tons of drugs. He
Speaker 1: was saying it was sketchy people. He got arrested, He
Speaker 1: had a d u I and his wife left. It
Speaker 1: was gnarly. He was in a bad way. It was
Speaker 1: touch and go um. He wasn't sure he was going
Speaker 1: to make it until tomorrow, and he stole his dad's checks.
Speaker 1: He went down to the bank teller who called his
Speaker 1: dad and she was his angel, and she said, your
Speaker 1: son's here and it's not good, and he had a
Speaker 1: spiritual moment of clarity. He was in rehab for four
Speaker 1: and a half months. She said it's a wild ride.
Speaker 1: He said, it's the best ride and then he um.
Speaker 1: And then he has been on that board now fifteen
Speaker 1: years later. And she said, boy Zach really ticks all
Speaker 1: the boxes. And I thought, does he? Uh, Jerry, what
Speaker 1: did you think when you heard that story? It's an
Speaker 1: awful story. It's it was weird. The reactions reaction was weird.
Speaker 1: It was the best time. I'd like. It was like, wait,
Speaker 1: are you make Are you joking? He's like, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: have you done drugs? They're great. He did seem psyched
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, He's like, oh no, it was awesome,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm better now. But it was freaking rad
Speaker 1: didn't have a glint of it was the best rout
Speaker 1: six months of my life. That's unders unsustainable, but a blast.
Speaker 1: My question is he seems to be Is he drinking
Speaker 1: they were sharing chimpain? I bet he was. I bet
Speaker 1: he was having like Martin Ellie's or something. So he's sober, right,
Speaker 1: I think he's got to be. He's got to be.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure he just holds the glass and
Speaker 1: has like exactly, you don't tell that story and then
Speaker 1: crack open a white clown shutgun of the shower. Um.
Speaker 1: So then she goes, Zack, you're taking all the boxes.
Speaker 1: He's ambitious, he's established, he's mature, he's got that smile
Speaker 1: or um. So then they go, I know he was like,
Speaker 1: She's like, I like to keep seeing that smile or
Speaker 1: collective to get it used to be lined up. So
Speaker 1: then they go, they go. I thought this was cool.
Speaker 1: They spent the money on the Ferris Wheel. I have
Speaker 1: to say I liked it. I liked the Ferris Wheel. Um.
Speaker 1: And then and then he said, who is going to
Speaker 1: tell me that I can't go on a TV show
Speaker 1: in the middle of a pandemic and find someone like
Speaker 1: Tasia ride a Ferris wheel with a smoke show. My
Speaker 1: heart is racing a shortness of breath and then they
Speaker 1: made out on that Ferris way. They have chemistry. Dr Banana.
Speaker 1: I just want to point out he said a national
Speaker 1: pandemic and I was like, honey international he did the
Speaker 1: thing you're Giovanni for BC's uh and Giovanni Gosling And
Speaker 1: in one upset stay Stain Black. Sorry, Blaze, she called
Speaker 1: you Stain and that's sticking. Hey, listen, Blaze, I didn't
Speaker 1: get your name right. I mightna called you Stain and
Speaker 1: it's gonna stick with you tonight. And if you want
Speaker 1: a party, you come to my bougie garage. And if
Speaker 1: you think I'm not going to cry, then it is
Speaker 1: a mirrage. Taking Jerry side note about Blaze. Early in
Speaker 1: the pandemic, he got a pocket knife because he thought
Speaker 1: he was going to be like a survivalist, because he
Speaker 1: thought everything was going to go to ship and we
Speaker 1: were on zooms late, and this is when everyone was
Speaker 1: getting drunk on zooms real late. He would start like
Speaker 1: playing with the knife and like flipping it open and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's very Blaze. People just started all in the blade Miller. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he's a blade blade blade all right. You don't
Speaker 1: want to mess you don't want Blade Miller to come
Speaker 1: out later, Blade Miller coming anywhere. What did you guys
Speaker 1: think of the Ferrest Mill chemistry ending up? Any final
Speaker 1: thoughts on Zach. That's the end of the date, Robbie
Speaker 1: b Yeah. I just again, I keep thinking of the
Speaker 1: production crew just going like, hey, can we get one? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can get one, and then then putting it together quick.
Speaker 1: And then at the end one that you saw that
Speaker 1: she was actually worried about screw's falling off. I coinly
Speaker 1: was too two. It sounded like a chunk like yeah,
Speaker 1: this probably wasn't even real, carn he's putting it together. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't blame her for being afraid of like the
Speaker 1: zipper that is you know. Yeah, yeah, Laurie, what did
Speaker 1: you think? Well, you know, the one thing that I
Speaker 1: took away from from Mr Zach and Tasia is you know,
Speaker 1: of course she was like, I like the way he
Speaker 1: looks at me. It's so dense when no wonder He's like,
Speaker 1: he's drinking you in. You're his drug, right now, that's
Speaker 1: the thing he really Yeah exactly, so he really. You know,
Speaker 1: I thought his his story was um compelling. You know,
Speaker 1: I think that I really liked what he said about
Speaker 1: you know, who's to say that? I? You know, I'm
Speaker 1: a miracle and this can happen. I actually kind of
Speaker 1: like that at all, like that too. But I I
Speaker 1: wonder whether he actually asked her a question about herself. Wow, out,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. That's such a good question.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like that's a running thing in this
Speaker 1: episode especially, and maybe I have to I should save
Speaker 1: this for later, but this this episode felt very much
Speaker 1: like we don't have much time left. I've got to
Speaker 1: take my moment and tell her what's traumatic about my life?
Speaker 1: Trama bond. It was all trauma bonding. We had. There
Speaker 1: was a trauma race, uh, Tanna, and I if your
Speaker 1: if your patron, we would recognize that one of the
Speaker 1: bachelorette New Zealand. She just grills people, right, Tanna, Like
Speaker 1: she just grill. It's like she's like feels like a lawyer.
Speaker 1: She lawyer, she's the take that back, she's the doctor.
Speaker 1: She just grills people. Yeah, it's awkward. And and then
Speaker 1: you immediately you meet her mom and her mom is
Speaker 1: the exact same way, except ten times worse. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh that tracks um okay. So that next
Speaker 1: up we have a group date and the guys think
Speaker 1: again it's nude modeling. Blake is not excited because it's
Speaker 1: his third time that he's naked. This is not a
Speaker 1: journey that he wants that he is down for today.
Speaker 1: But we find out this episode he's super horny, super horny.
Speaker 1: Didn't know that, Like, he just seems like the nice
Speaker 1: Canadian and now we find out he is like boner
Speaker 1: fever that he talks about weens all day long, like
Speaker 1: and they edited it in like yeah, you know, like
Speaker 1: dick happy Blake, Like that's just Blake. He just loves
Speaker 1: talking about the day. Um. So then Bennett steals Noah's seat.
Speaker 1: Bennett is a clearly like vying for screen time. He's
Speaker 1: decided to be the villain. I feel sorry for Noah.
Speaker 1: Actually he was like kind of not doing anything, but
Speaker 1: he actually gives up the seat like an idiot, and
Speaker 1: he lets Bennett take it. And then they're blindfolded and
Speaker 1: Bennett went in for a kiss, which I found so
Speaker 1: grody Robby. Robby be not okay with that. It's just
Speaker 1: not okay with that. It just didn't feel right, didn't
Speaker 1: feel uh consenting. He took the opportunity to like to
Speaker 1: cop a field because she couldn't see him coming, Like
Speaker 1: it was so Laurie, what did you think? Then? It
Speaker 1: is super gross? I thought that was really creepy. If
Speaker 1: if I had a Bandanna ha or blindfold on and
Speaker 1: then freaking Khaki Shorts comes around to stick one on me,
Speaker 1: I would not be not be excited. I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: to tell you I got you the wrong holiday present.
Speaker 1: That just saying watch your back with your sleep mask.
Speaker 1: You know, then it is. I think I liked him
Speaker 1: at some point I did too. I liked him. I
Speaker 1: liked him like the first two episodes. Yeah, but then
Speaker 1: there's been a transition where I've realized he's actually fifty
Speaker 1: five and stars in his local production of you know, Greenwich,
Speaker 1: Connecticut's Great Gatsby or something. Yeah, I'm not into him.
Speaker 1: He's he's really um, he's super concending. So he's awful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's an arrogant sociopath. You know, he's like he's he's
Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg. He has no ability to judge um human behavior.
Speaker 1: It's just like the whole, the whole four Well, we
Speaker 1: can save that for later. But he's just like a robot,
Speaker 1: like you, oh, human made joke, proper responses. It's just
Speaker 1: like he doesn't understand doesn't understand how humans are. And
Speaker 1: that's the second that kiss was the second time he's
Speaker 1: planted one on her. But earlier it was kind of
Speaker 1: whimsical and now it's disgusting. And he goes fifty shades
Speaker 1: of clay. Yeah, you couldn't. It's such a dated joke,
Speaker 1: Like I just it was so gross, fifty shades of clay.
Speaker 1: All so that they get the clay out and Blake
Speaker 1: immediately makes a dick. It just makes a giant dick.
Speaker 1: Didn't you would immediately make a dickaments I say, of course,
Speaker 1: I would immediately make a dick. But the shear fact
Speaker 1: that Blake is so horny and he can't stop talking
Speaker 1: about dick's, did we know that? I mean, you know
Speaker 1: what I was thinking is what if they actually re
Speaker 1: edited the episode and actually Ben took his clothes off first?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like made a big dick. Dude. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we'll get to Ben, which was incredible. So we
Speaker 1: started out with Bennett it's like, well this is gonna
Speaker 1: be Uh. They had to also do their self portrait,
Speaker 1: and it's like our New York home, Haptens home, our
Speaker 1: l A home. There might be a mountain of at
Speaker 1: an ocean home in a Paris home, but we'll start
Speaker 1: I with three homes from now. And then somebody says,
Speaker 1: how do you spell privileged? And then later he was like,
Speaker 1: I have not been privileged. And if somebody tweeted at us,
Speaker 1: it's like, how do you spell privileged? You're right, you're
Speaker 1: a man. You went to Harvard. You can't spell Harvard,
Speaker 1: but you graduated from Harvard. You're talking about your three
Speaker 1: homes like like you're what do you mean you don't
Speaker 1: have any privilege? Wasn't either one that pulled up in
Speaker 1: a really nice car with a yes yes um. And
Speaker 1: even if he's not, even if he grew up in
Speaker 1: an in poverty, his behavior is so arrogant and so disgustingly,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the word. He's just condescending.
Speaker 1: There's no good work. Who goes this is my Hampton.
Speaker 1: I'm showing you our future, like this is our Hampton's home,
Speaker 1: York home, l A home. I didn't have time to
Speaker 1: get to the island home or whatever. He says, it's
Speaker 1: if I were hurt, I'd be like, you can go
Speaker 1: home now, yeah, yeah, pick one of those homes and
Speaker 1: you can go to that now. Yeah. He's awful. So
Speaker 1: then she says, so then Brendan for this portrait, he
Speaker 1: had a frame and he was like, you know, and
Speaker 1: then he turned it sideways and he said, I want
Speaker 1: I wanted to make room for the love of my life.
Speaker 1: And I thought it was really sweet. And then Ben
Speaker 1: is freaking out. He's watching everybody go. He wants to
Speaker 1: say the right thing. Blake talks about a turtle dove
Speaker 1: how he's, uh, he grew up in a failed household
Speaker 1: and the turtle Dugs are monogamous and he's gonna search
Speaker 1: far and wide for his mate um and the original
Speaker 1: family that he never had. Riley, his mom says, what
Speaker 1: keeps you going? He's like, it's my daughter. I want
Speaker 1: to sit down and enjoy quality time. And she said,
Speaker 1: what kid says that? He said, it's a kid who
Speaker 1: hasn't had it before. And then Ben walks up with
Speaker 1: a big picture and colorful flowers all around his face,
Speaker 1: and then he panics he's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I forgot something. And then he comes out in a
Speaker 1: robe and then he strips down buck naked, holding his
Speaker 1: deck and he's like, I'm gonna let my guard down
Speaker 1: and I'm offering and this is this is all for you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you some everything physically and everything inside,
Speaker 1: and he's spiritually, I'm giving it to you. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give this physical body but also who I am inside.
Speaker 1: And she was like, that takes so much courage to
Speaker 1: be vulnerable, and she bursts into tears, runs into the
Speaker 1: other room. The lady that taught the like like self.
Speaker 1: You know, they did do drawings of the of the
Speaker 1: nude model so that the lady ran the art class
Speaker 1: runs after her and uh, and she's like, it's just
Speaker 1: kind of a lot. It's just overwhelming. It's so raw
Speaker 1: and vulnerable. I feel like the luckiest girl in the world.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, I just can't choose. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: hang out with all of you. Ben's move Before we
Speaker 1: found out what was going on, it was so crazy,
Speaker 1: and the fact that I think she loved it, I
Speaker 1: think she loved it was so confusing to me. Robbie
Speaker 1: b It was weird. He he weirds me out. I did,
Speaker 1: like it's scared me when he left. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what's he gonna come back? But he
Speaker 1: talks about PTSD and he's you know, he's serving the military,
Speaker 1: and uh, which God love him, you know, I respect,
Speaker 1: but I just I don't like worry sometimes that what
Speaker 1: what's gonna be. He desperately wants her to notice him,
Speaker 1: and that was a that was a desperate move and
Speaker 1: I didn't for in my book, like, I don't know
Speaker 1: that didn't I'm sure you know, you just got a
Speaker 1: hot body whatever, but it just that was too easy.
Speaker 1: That wasn't the thing. It scared me so much. And
Speaker 1: she seemed that she responded to it. Laurie, Um, you know,
Speaker 1: I it seems like she was that she was really
Speaker 1: confused by it as well, because I was really confused
Speaker 1: by it and I didn't quite know what was going on.
Speaker 1: And she's got to be crying because she just didn't
Speaker 1: sleep a lot the night before. It's something else zero
Speaker 1: sense to me, and um, so you know, as I
Speaker 1: go to sleep, I listened to bachelor podcasts. It's the
Speaker 1: only thing that makes me fall asleep except for this one.
Speaker 1: This one, thank you asleep, thank you. And I heard
Speaker 1: an interview with him and he said he was actually
Speaker 1: quite jealous, uh that he didn't get to go on
Speaker 1: the naked previous dates. The he wanted her to shore
Speaker 1: and wanted her to see him basketball in the pool. So, um,
Speaker 1: I just I frankly didn't get it. I didn't get
Speaker 1: this this whole thing. I mean, I thought it was
Speaker 1: nice that people shared. I was very confused. I was like,
Speaker 1: does Riley have a daughter? Does he not? Um? But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's Uh. I was just left confused as well.
Speaker 1: It was an entire room of trauma bonding and like,
Speaker 1: let me share my wounds with you. Uh. Moment that
Speaker 1: that was the moment. I think her tears were honestly
Speaker 1: for most for the other guys, because if he came
Speaker 1: this like onslaught of here's how awful my childhood was.
Speaker 1: And then and Ben is weird. Intensity is so weird,
Speaker 1: like Rob is saying, but like earlier on he was like,
Speaker 1: I really want the one on one and it's like
Speaker 1: He's like, but dude, you just had that late night,
Speaker 1: you went over to her place, you had strawberries, just
Speaker 1: had a one on one like and nobody even it
Speaker 1: was about that moment. Yes, yes, out in him for
Speaker 1: that moment and I and the whole like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I can't come up with a good way to express myself,
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna strip. And it's vulnerable, I guess,
Speaker 1: but really I'm just showing off my rock hard body. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: But the bone zone. Let's get in the bone zone, guys,
Speaker 1: and we're back. We're talking about Ben showing off his
Speaker 1: rock hard body. When he came back in the room.
Speaker 1: I and when I realized what was happening, I started
Speaker 1: screaming and hiding my face and maybe a psanic. I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't handle it. I was like, oh good, oh good.
Speaker 1: I didn't like it, Like I didn't want it to
Speaker 1: be happening. I didn't. I didn't like it. Did you
Speaker 1: in that moment, because I was doing the same thing.
Speaker 1: I was cringing and freaking out, like I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: It could have gone either way. Which way did you
Speaker 1: think she was going to react? I mean, I thought
Speaker 1: she would be a lady about it, because she's kind,
Speaker 1: but like I thought she would internally be like, oh,
Speaker 1: this dude's fucked up, like that's what I thought, which
Speaker 1: she didn't see. She seemed to legitimately be so touched
Speaker 1: by it, which was just the fact that he was
Speaker 1: disappointed that he hadn't gotten to show her everything before.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, you're in La Quinta, it's a hundred
Speaker 1: and ninety degrees, there's pools everywhere. At some point she'll
Speaker 1: see at least in a swimming suit. Tanna. It's also
Speaker 1: weird at that day, cool whatever, art, that's wonderful. I
Speaker 1: love that they got to express themselves. Um, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I felt like you the
Speaker 1: whole time. I was like, I don't understand. Okay, also
Speaker 1: being like, my whole body is yours. I can't give
Speaker 1: this to you physically, but my penis, which I'm very
Speaker 1: sculpting right now. I kept wondering. I was like, why
Speaker 1: did he have to tell her that was so scared,
Speaker 1: Like like there was a thing that he needed he
Speaker 1: was hiding his penis. But wait before we get to that.
Speaker 1: Furiously adding play to his somebody tweeted at us between
Speaker 1: the between last week's music date and this week's art class.
Speaker 1: Somebody tweeted at us it is clear there's not an
Speaker 1: ounce of talent on the grounds of La Guita. Nobody
Speaker 1: could draw, and nobody could play an instrument, nobody could sing.
Speaker 1: Like there's no extra town. We've got Ivan, who's clearly
Speaker 1: really smart. We lost Joe the and enthusiologists, but this
Speaker 1: is not like a like an artistically gifted group of dudes,
Speaker 1: Robbie bab No, not at all. And can we talk
Speaker 1: second for about the odd naked couple that they drew
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the end, like the woman who
Speaker 1: seemed kind of attractive and young guy who seemed like
Speaker 1: they pulled them off the freeway, just long gray hair.
Speaker 1: And by the way, that couple had to have quarantine
Speaker 1: for two weeks, Like you hope there are a couple
Speaker 1: because I bet they were like some cheer. They found
Speaker 1: them in a wigwam like across from the lookinta and
Speaker 1: they're like, well they haven't been seeing anybody, just get them.
Speaker 1: What's the add Like, we're just looking for nudists, so
Speaker 1: we're looking for like you found them in the wigwam,
Speaker 1: you know, and they were protesting five g across to them.
Speaker 1: It feels Laurie, that feels real, that feels real, that
Speaker 1: feels real real, that feels real, Lauri, not real for you.
Speaker 1: So then she comes in. Do you know a nudist
Speaker 1: couple like this? I cannot tell you how aware I
Speaker 1: am of nudist couple since then we have so, then
Speaker 1: we have UM. So she has it, so nobody's getting
Speaker 1: alone time, so Riley steals her immediately, doesn't really say
Speaker 1: that much. Brandon. She really Brent, Sorry, sorry, Nana is
Speaker 1: gonna say Brendan, Brendan. She really likes Brendan. They were
Speaker 1: really cute together. She loved his pig. Jerry was like,
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask who to come up here, but
Speaker 1: then like it would be too much for you, click
Speaker 1: me up in here, so that we have UM Bennett,
Speaker 1: he feels robbed. He's piste off because the last Rose ceremony,
Speaker 1: Noah fucked it up and he didn't get enough time
Speaker 1: and um, and Ben pulls her aside and says, the
Speaker 1: life I've lived is different than you might assume. I
Speaker 1: had an eating disorder for fifteen years. I was believing
Speaker 1: for ten years, and then um and then he when
Speaker 1: he was twenty two, he or something like, I wrote
Speaker 1: my handwritings terrible. But basically he's been I think, in
Speaker 1: recovery for that for like thirteen years. And if you recall,
Speaker 1: Peter Peter from Rachel's season also talked, I say good
Speaker 1: for him for like, for talking about it on the air.
Speaker 1: It cannot be easy to be a straight guy like
Speaker 1: in the world at all, but much less in this
Speaker 1: environment around television, like acknowledging that, I say good for Ben, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, guys have body body issues too, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure that he probably. I mean, that's an incredibly vulnerable
Speaker 1: thing to admit to a woman and then in front
Speaker 1: of national television. Um, yes, both things can be true. Though, Yes,
Speaker 1: that is vulnerable and and powerful, and maybe that's those
Speaker 1: maybe that's the most important thing. But also it feels
Speaker 1: forced and it feels like rushed, like she can find
Speaker 1: that out. It doesn't. Here's our second date. I immediately
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you every traumatic thing about my life,
Speaker 1: like that feels weird. But they don't get much time together,
Speaker 1: and he panicked, she doesn't do it. She was wearing
Speaker 1: such a sexy keyhole dress. He didn't know what to do,
Speaker 1: and so he panicked any trauma bonded Robbie b How
Speaker 1: old is she? I think she turns thirty during the filming.
Speaker 1: She's twenty nine? Is that right? He's twenty nine? And
Speaker 1: how old is underbyte Zack six? Is she like one
Speaker 1: of the older ones? Yeah? Yeah, that's what she likes.
Speaker 1: She likes his maturity, she likes that he's older. He
Speaker 1: feels lived in then he sure does. So. Then she
Speaker 1: gives him the rose and he was like, I hate
Speaker 1: when people say stuff like this, and he said, he
Speaker 1: says that rose. This is the rose that meant more
Speaker 1: to me than anybody else at that table. It's like,
Speaker 1: you don't know how anybody else feels. You don't know
Speaker 1: what anybody else's story is. Like, Okay, you're excited about it,
Speaker 1: and you can say he's the most to me of
Speaker 1: any of the roses I've received so far, Like, how
Speaker 1: do I know that? My just it's because it's your experience.
Speaker 1: Like I hate when people. Laurie knows we went to
Speaker 1: college together, and my college roommate like three days in
Speaker 1: said to me Artem, I'm not like you. I have
Speaker 1: a lot of love to give. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when people are like, what that sounds actually like you're
Speaker 1: really insulting me to my feet, like I'm right here,
Speaker 1: right here, I'm not like it was then you know what.
Speaker 1: But he was very tidy and he had a house
Speaker 1: in Hamptons, so we got to go there on the weekend. Um,
Speaker 1: so then Noah and Bennett there and and so this
Speaker 1: is so forced because I think they realized running out
Speaker 1: of episodes because four episodes got eaten up by Claire.
Speaker 1: So there and there, everybody. They know the structure. You
Speaker 1: gotta have a two on one. So they're jamming it
Speaker 1: in and they go, something's up between you two no
Speaker 1: and Bennett and I've got a figure. I'm getting to
Speaker 1: the bottom of it. It's like, okay, we're not going
Speaker 1: to get a proper two on one. Like they're jamming
Speaker 1: it in before a rose ceremony. Yeah, it wasn't even
Speaker 1: a date. It was just they just sat in a
Speaker 1: room and argued. Yet No, she wasn't even there. She
Speaker 1: wasn't even there. So then so then he says, um,
Speaker 1: this behavior that I've seen out of you is juvenile.
Speaker 1: I'm not on the babysitter, I'm on the bachelorette. He
Speaker 1: was so proud of that line, like he could not
Speaker 1: handle how good he thought that line was. Um. And
Speaker 1: then and he says, no one is upset Tasia other
Speaker 1: than Noah. So that's a little preview of what's to come.
Speaker 1: So Blake is super horny. We find out every like
Speaker 1: we find out in the morning. He just turns out.
Speaker 1: All the guys know he's horning, and Easy is so excited.
Speaker 1: Easy gets the one on one he's working out. He's
Speaker 1: marching and like high kicking by the pool. Laurie, did
Speaker 1: you notice that? You know, I did notice that, and
Speaker 1: and I was thinking, God, damn, he's thirsty for those cameras.
Speaker 1: He was making the you know, he was really emoting.
Speaker 1: And then he did this weird like Nixon peace sign thing.
Speaker 1: When when did he do that to by himself? You
Speaker 1: know he he actually has Roger Stone's face tattooed. And
Speaker 1: that's exactly right, That's exactly right. Um, And so you
Speaker 1: know I like him, Uh, but I just thought that
Speaker 1: he was really working it and I'm being good for him.
Speaker 1: So they go and she's like, are you scared to
Speaker 1: fall in love? I hope you're not scared, I will say.
Speaker 1: So they set up a whole thing where they're like,
Speaker 1: it's it's like Blair Witch camera style, and they say
Speaker 1: that like Quinta is haunted. And I was actually shocked
Speaker 1: that this five star resort was willing to kind of
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe you get ghost hunter tourists, maybe
Speaker 1: it's a good thing to have a ghost, but I
Speaker 1: was like, do you really want to put it out
Speaker 1: there that there's like people died in your rooms and
Speaker 1: like buried under your tennis courts. I was shocked by that,
Speaker 1: but I did find it kind of cute when she's
Speaker 1: scared him, Like the screaming and the squeals, like felt
Speaker 1: very authentic, and I actually found it entertaining to watch
Speaker 1: how scared he was, and then she goes, what the hell,
Speaker 1: So it's haunting of William Morgan. He was a rich
Speaker 1: oil baron and a woman carried his baby that he
Speaker 1: fell in love with it. But in nineteen seventies, nineteen seventeen,
Speaker 1: Carol and the baby died and Mr Morgan went mad
Speaker 1: and the body was discovered in room one twenty, And
Speaker 1: I kept thinking, like, does like Quinta want that? Do
Speaker 1: they want that? So then they go and they're like
Speaker 1: prepare yourself, Prepare yourself. And there was a doll and
Speaker 1: they had audio effects and a right but like really
Speaker 1: shitty props were kind of like rag like really they
Speaker 1: were like it was when all of the retail was
Speaker 1: closed down and they couldn't get their hands on like
Speaker 1: the prop houses where they could normally stage it well,
Speaker 1: so they just threw a couple of blankets on the
Speaker 1: crumpled up old newspaper. Yeah, and then like and then
Speaker 1: then there was the body of Carol and Grace were
Speaker 1: under the tennis court and they had like crying sounds
Speaker 1: and stuff. What don't you think of the actual spooky date?
Speaker 1: Jerry Frankola Costa. It was fun. It was a fun date.
Speaker 1: It was dare I say easy. It was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this will be fun. Turn off all the lights and
Speaker 1: it'll be like a slumber party. I get it. I
Speaker 1: get it. It's better than low low low cost, better
Speaker 1: than the floor is lava from last week, the diet Sunday,
Speaker 1: then with the Giant Sunday. It's way better than the
Speaker 1: forest off I forgot the remote. Whoa, hey, Laurie, what
Speaker 1: did you think of this haunted date? I completely disagree.
Speaker 1: I thought this this date was so clearly production driven.
Speaker 1: They were completely full of ship there. Of course, there's
Speaker 1: no ghosts. They made the whole thing up. They got
Speaker 1: a piece of paper that said it was from Morgan
Speaker 1: and like spilled some coffee on it and then and
Speaker 1: then I didn't think their reactions were genuine at all.
Speaker 1: They you know, they had pretended the entire time, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know with the sounds, you know, you know, there's
Speaker 1: like a I don't know, an audio person they're putting
Speaker 1: up the sound, and then they have to pretend that
Speaker 1: they're scared. I thought it was. It was so ridiculous, Katie.
Speaker 1: I see Katie leading forward. I thought they were scared, Katie,
Speaker 1: What did you think? I mean, I think they were
Speaker 1: like a little scared. But my favorite thing is that
Speaker 1: they made them use these like nighttime cameras put in
Speaker 1: the back. It was just like washed out because of
Speaker 1: the bright lights of the hotel that we're clearly on.
Speaker 1: That was my favorite part. But I actually kind of
Speaker 1: like these dates in a way because I feel like
Speaker 1: they're fun and they're silly and they get to know
Speaker 1: each other. Like I actually liked the floor's lava. I
Speaker 1: thought that was fun, which one, which one Flores Lava
Speaker 1: one like I thought that was oh yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I liked Ivan. Yeah, Flora's Lava bum me out.
Speaker 1: The Flora's Lava felt forest of like I made a
Speaker 1: little kid. But I did like the ice cream. I
Speaker 1: thought their twister was cute. I was not into Flora's Lava.
Speaker 1: The most ice cream in the world ever, most never acknowledged,
Speaker 1: never acknowledged. Dr Banana. Yeah, I I liked. I kind
Speaker 1: of like the was it the haunted date or whatever
Speaker 1: they came up with. I for a while, I couldn't
Speaker 1: figure out if it was real, And then I was
Speaker 1: like they had to have made all this up, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, can you google it? Can you google?
Speaker 1: Is La keen to haunt? Let's find that out. You
Speaker 1: find that out. I thought it was that part of
Speaker 1: it was put on, But I thought it felt like
Speaker 1: they were genuinely not like scared for their life, but
Speaker 1: like going through a haunted house scared. That was the
Speaker 1: kind of giggling the thing I didn't understand. And she
Speaker 1: was like, I want to see if there's romance romance here.
Speaker 1: There's no romance here with easy, and she took him
Speaker 1: on a date that was very not romantic. She did
Speaker 1: not want to be alone with him. She did not
Speaker 1: she didn't want romance, she wasn't attracted to him, and
Speaker 1: so so then afterwards he goes, that was a cute
Speaker 1: ass date, and I thought that was really cute. I
Speaker 1: liked that. Um and then all right, I just found
Speaker 1: a review for Lukin on Triple and it says a
Speaker 1: great place, four stars, but my room was haunted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: looking at that too, Okay, so attracted four stars, I
Speaker 1: was tortured by a ghost stars look. I like high
Speaker 1: end hotela. I like having my own fireplace. I did
Speaker 1: get tea bagged by the ghost. It was to William
Speaker 1: Morgan before Nights for a long weekend. Fully Tea backed
Speaker 1: for a long weekend. But I we this is a
Speaker 1: different Laquita. This is in Windom Twin Falls. I also
Speaker 1: want also Tea backed. Also Tea backed. You know what
Speaker 1: he makes the round Yeah I don't think. I mean
Speaker 1: he went mad and he's Tea backing people and ever
Speaker 1: Laquita Coast to coast, he's teeth backing only minus one
Speaker 1: star overall great star. Next her to be team backed
Speaker 1: from the undead all night. But I had a great
Speaker 1: view from the undead glad to be fountain. Room service
Speaker 1: was delicious. Trouble sleeping with all that, so much access
Speaker 1: to the taint. Um So then uh so then they
Speaker 1: go back in. There's one more thing and she like
Speaker 1: breaks a picture in a room and then they just
Speaker 1: leave it there. There's like a thing that falls off
Speaker 1: like a mantle and just smashes and they're like, let's
Speaker 1: get out of here. And I thought, was that like
Speaker 1: in the room anyway? Um? And he goes, oh, I
Speaker 1: act like I didn't like it, but I loved it.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, grab me, touched my muscles. Um.
Speaker 1: And he says, we're a couple. That means you're the same.
Speaker 1: If you're scared, I'm scared. I had to match your energy.
Speaker 1: I thought that was cute. Um. He says. Uh. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're different now like in the beginning, we really had
Speaker 1: that connection. I really felt like it. And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: this has been this process from the moment I first
Speaker 1: saw you. I felt a very strong feeling and when
Speaker 1: you know, you know, and I have to say this
Speaker 1: is real for me and Tasia, And I'm thinking, don't
Speaker 1: say it, don't say it. Say it like I felt
Speaker 1: like I felt like I wanted to cover my face,
Speaker 1: like when Ben walked and holding his dog. He said,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm falling in love with you. I
Speaker 1: can't lie. And the look on her face was like
Speaker 1: late what? And then and then she says, um, you know,
Speaker 1: I just everything is so perfect and uh and it's
Speaker 1: so real and so honest, and she was like, and
Speaker 1: she goes and I have to say, you are a good,
Speaker 1: solid man and you deserve so much, but I cannot
Speaker 1: give you this rose. Um, I'm not there and I
Speaker 1: don't know that I will get there. And then he
Speaker 1: goes away. So the first person we've seen in a
Speaker 1: while riding away in the escalade and uh, and he
Speaker 1: was like, what just happened? I just thought this isn't
Speaker 1: my love of my life? And now I've never been
Speaker 1: more disappointed. That was hard to watch. We're gonna take
Speaker 1: break and come back and talk about it. I don't
Speaker 1: know about you, but things are getting so hotten you
Speaker 1: I think I gotta take I'll break and we're back.
Speaker 1: So easy has just been whisked away. He said, I
Speaker 1: love you, and now he's in an escalade going wait
Speaker 1: what who wants to talk first take it, Robbie B.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say that I felt like she didn't,
Speaker 1: or at least it was edited this way. It didn't
Speaker 1: feel like she she let him down real quick, like
Speaker 1: I feel like she he deserved a little bit more
Speaker 1: in terms like look, I think you're great. I'm not
Speaker 1: there yet. I this pains me because I think you're
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I just felt like she
Speaker 1: let him down. She was like yeah, and he's like, wait,
Speaker 1: is this a job? As they're walking out and she's
Speaker 1: like no. She's like, are you sure about this? She's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I let him yeah, just to let him down and
Speaker 1: that cute green dress. H franco I got so aret
Speaker 1: and you and I had a conversation on a previous
Speaker 1: episode about being a good date and dating people that
Speaker 1: are into it and you can see that they're into
Speaker 1: it and you're just trying to be a good date
Speaker 1: to get through the date, but you know you're not
Speaker 1: into it. Yes, she's a master at this. She's the
Speaker 1: best bachelorette because she is. She makes everybody feel seen
Speaker 1: and loved and they're like, she's giving. She she extracts
Speaker 1: the best from people. She makes everybody happy, and and
Speaker 1: the date was part of it, like we're having fun,
Speaker 1: aren't We were having a great time. And I think
Speaker 1: that's why it feels a brough rob is because she's
Speaker 1: just trying to have a good time, knowing that this
Speaker 1: isn't gonna go anywhere. And then when he goes I'm
Speaker 1: in love with you than he called it. He called
Speaker 1: it too early, Lorie, he called the game way too
Speaker 1: He did it himself, really, LORI, yeah, you know I
Speaker 1: have I haven't I have a theory about this. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, I've think on on the Bachelor Bachelorette,
Speaker 1: you have two types of people. You have the person
Speaker 1: who convinces themselves or the producers convinced them that they're
Speaker 1: actually in love, and then you have the other person
Speaker 1: who says that they love you because they want to
Speaker 1: continue on this adventure and get more exposure. Now I'm
Speaker 1: convinced that Easy was the latter one. Well, that's what
Speaker 1: That's what, um. When we first did our draft picks.
Speaker 1: If I am not mistaken, I feel like we all
Speaker 1: thought that he might be there, right. Isn't that who
Speaker 1: we thought? Anna? Isn't that Lacey thought that he was
Speaker 1: there for Instagram followers. I don't recall at this stage,
Speaker 1: but it seems I mean, it seems to me that
Speaker 1: he was on another reality TV show like Hard Knocks
Speaker 1: or something anyway, So it seems like opposed to it
Speaker 1: wouldn't be opposed to it. Um. But what was interesting
Speaker 1: to me as I actually think that he was going
Speaker 1: to get a rose. And when he told her that
Speaker 1: he loved her, Yes, he was not cringing. She looked
Speaker 1: fucking pissed. She looks so mad. She just look angry.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, this guy, I've literally talked to him,
Speaker 1: maybe for a total of fifteen minutes. Yes, he's telling
Speaker 1: me he loves me. Yes, I was going to give
Speaker 1: him a rose. I'm not going to give him a
Speaker 1: rose now. But she held it together because that's the
Speaker 1: kind of bachelorrette she is. You're right, she I think
Speaker 1: she was like, you're so full of ship, you couldn't
Speaker 1: like you think you're playing the game so hard. You
Speaker 1: think this is what I want to hear is clearly fake?
Speaker 1: Do you think so? Do you think if he had said,
Speaker 1: I'm just this was such a fun night and I'm
Speaker 1: so excited to see where this goes. Because I finally
Speaker 1: feel like we're getting somewhere and I'm just really excited
Speaker 1: to continue this journey. Like he had said that kind
Speaker 1: of platitude, you think he would have gotten the rose
Speaker 1: or do you think he was on the chopping block
Speaker 1: from the get go. I bet he would have gotten
Speaker 1: a rose. He's a fun hang. You know, she probably
Speaker 1: isn't romantically interested in him, but he seems like charismatic
Speaker 1: and kind of fun. It looked like they had a
Speaker 1: good time. But the moment he did that, she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can go. Because here's my question. We have what
Speaker 1: four episodes left? We can't figure it out. We have
Speaker 1: no there's no Bachelor starts on January four. I know
Speaker 1: we can't figure out. We can't figure out the schedule.
Speaker 1: If anybody can figure it out and email it, they're
Speaker 1: going to continue at the same time, or do we
Speaker 1: have they're gonna double up. I think they're going to
Speaker 1: double up like they do in Paradise, or it'll be
Speaker 1: like a Monday and Tuesday a couple of weeks. Maybe
Speaker 1: because now that Dancing with the Stars is done, it'll
Speaker 1: be like maybe they'll do some like double I feel
Speaker 1: like we would have heard them say that they're going
Speaker 1: to do that. I can't figure it out week. I
Speaker 1: mean they would have them currently if there's only four
Speaker 1: episodes left, they got to start cutting people and maybe
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't see them doing it during
Speaker 1: Christmas week though, are like are they gonna do it
Speaker 1: on the twenties second or the twenty nine? Like that
Speaker 1: feels I don't know. More will be revealed. Who knows?
Speaker 1: It's confusing? Um, I do I agree with you that.
Speaker 1: I do think that easy would have gotten a rose
Speaker 1: if he You're right, she did look pissed. She did
Speaker 1: look pissed and I and I hear what you're saying,
Speaker 1: Jerry also and I see you Tianna on a second. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like when Jerry and I in a previous episode talked
Speaker 1: about when you're fun and like you go on a
Speaker 1: date and you know how to make put people at ease,
Speaker 1: but they don't necessarily ask you any questions, but they've
Speaker 1: had a great time because you're fun. But then they
Speaker 1: like try to capture you and you're like, I, you know,
Speaker 1: you didn't even ask me a question, Like this is
Speaker 1: all manufactured in your brain, like that you just fell
Speaker 1: in love with yourself because you just talked about yourself
Speaker 1: the whole time, Tanna Um I was actually, now this
Speaker 1: is kind of bringing in some more outside information about
Speaker 1: easy Be have some potential accusations against him. Um I
Speaker 1: don't know all a lot of the details right now,
Speaker 1: but a part of me is curious if they potentially
Speaker 1: cut out a lot of Easies interactions with Tasia once
Speaker 1: they heard about these allegations, and so we didn't see
Speaker 1: them interacting. So for us it felt very out of
Speaker 1: left field, But maybe there was more behind it that
Speaker 1: just that was edited out for, you know, just to
Speaker 1: get rid of him. That's what had some people online.
Speaker 1: And again I don't read spoilers, but there was some
Speaker 1: speculation online that ABC heard some allegations, which I think
Speaker 1: as they there was some speculation that they trimmed him,
Speaker 1: that he might have been more heavily featured than he
Speaker 1: has been, but you can't remove and that maybe they
Speaker 1: found out about it after it started airing, so they
Speaker 1: couldn't completely remove him. And then it's not like it's
Speaker 1: hard to completely edit out a one on one right,
Speaker 1: which also makes me wonder if it had gotten to
Speaker 1: them while they were well no, because then how would
Speaker 1: they know. It would have had to It would have
Speaker 1: had to be my gun phillies would be have to
Speaker 1: be after it started airing, and then they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's let's go easy uneasy, you know, let's uh maybe
Speaker 1: pump the brakes a little on that one over easy okay.
Speaker 1: So then we have so so easy. He's gone and
Speaker 1: here we are and Joe Joe shows up and she
Speaker 1: was like, well, boys, there's no cocktail party, and uh,
Speaker 1: Bennett and Noah, Uh there you're gonna be. So they're
Speaker 1: actually technically is a cocktail party, but it's gonna be
Speaker 1: later because first Bennett and Noah are gonna go one
Speaker 1: on one, two on one like a pre cocktail party.
Speaker 1: And then uh, Noah starts going, I'm not going home
Speaker 1: because some snob dragged my name through the mud and
Speaker 1: ed the dislocated shoulder ed. He goes, this should be
Speaker 1: a battle. Roy ah Um Bennett says, I crushed life
Speaker 1: under pressure. No one will realize that is in fact
Speaker 1: the truth. And as he's flying back to Oklahoma, I
Speaker 1: brought you a gift, Noah go, I'm a human man.
Speaker 1: Here is the gift that I brought you. Like any
Speaker 1: normal thirty five year old human man on The Bachelor.
Speaker 1: It's a polka dot gift that's not even wrapped like
Speaker 1: a normal person wraps it, but they wrap it like
Speaker 1: it's on a soap opera where the lid is separately
Speaker 1: wrapped from the bottom, so that he's like, do you
Speaker 1: want me to open or do you want to open it? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess you should. You should open because that's technically
Speaker 1: what people do when they get that's you know, you
Speaker 1: open it humans humans and gift what humans give gifts?
Speaker 1: Humans like the other person open it, but as just
Speaker 1: my turn, it's my animatronica, so would open the plot
Speaker 1: right protocol, you can't looking first gift, that is the
Speaker 1: proper way to give a gift. Give the number one
Speaker 1: friendship gift. So he lures him in with like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put his guard down. It is a red bandanna.
Speaker 1: We talked about the fact that you're from Oklahoma, and
Speaker 1: I also talked about my time being a cowboy because
Speaker 1: I'm not livilege, but I did outward bound in Jackson
Speaker 1: Hall for three months while I was at Andover. Then
Speaker 1: we have number kill. It is another gift. Both these
Speaker 1: are shocks that were laundered. They were worn, but they
Speaker 1: were laundered and folded by me their mustache shocks to
Speaker 1: prove that man human facial hair should remain on my angles.
Speaker 1: My socks kept you. Number three shift their gift book.
Speaker 1: It's about for a component into emotional intelligence. I think
Speaker 1: you're deficient in through you the four self management you
Speaker 1: because as said, I just think you don't build that
Speaker 1: out of the womb. I did not have emotional your age.
Speaker 1: I did not. I would he should just talk to Taylor,
Speaker 1: who was anyway. I just you know, you have to
Speaker 1: love yourself. Any man in the house is trying to
Speaker 1: love yourself. This is where we start to fully you know,
Speaker 1: by the way I feel frustrated. I just he was like,
Speaker 1: Noah's I'm sorry, Grandpa. Noah is just like feeding him rope,
Speaker 1: just like I was like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, old man.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir. Are we it's your gift? Get what
Speaker 1: you say. I stole this gift from the abandoned, stead
Speaker 1: of the young and the restless. I saw wrapped up
Speaker 1: and I but nobadd because COVID I took even probe. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: who wants to take it? Who wants to start to
Speaker 1: give giving rental. Rob is right there hot at the mike. Uh.
Speaker 1: That was the most insane thing. And the fact that
Speaker 1: he didn't even say, I gave you this book about
Speaker 1: how to act when and influenced people wherever? Then the
Speaker 1: book was he actually named. There are four components. Number
Speaker 1: one is I couldn't even write him down. I couldn't
Speaker 1: even write it down. He's he's definitely you know, I
Speaker 1: don't even know what how to unpack him. I think
Speaker 1: Jerry's right, there's something. He's a little bit on the spectrum.
Speaker 1: Doesn't know how people operate. He doesn't He's doing all
Speaker 1: the things that he thinks. He thinks he's really perfect.
Speaker 1: I am not privileged, Rob, I am not privileged. You
Speaker 1: think it's a privilege? What what what about me? Reads
Speaker 1: privileged Rob? And then when they called him out and
Speaker 1: Noah calls him out for something he said earlier, He's like,
Speaker 1: I stand by that. I'm so crazy. Uh. And then
Speaker 1: Tasha came out, Yes, but Franco Franco, well, he just
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to He tries to play both sides,
Speaker 1: even when when Tashia comes in and he's confronted about
Speaker 1: you know, um, the being being person, the comments, the sniping,
Speaker 1: and he goes, We'll be specific, and it's such a
Speaker 1: it's such like I got you. And then he goes, okay, well,
Speaker 1: if I'm supposed to be specific, you said like there's
Speaker 1: a percent chance that I won't end up with her,
Speaker 1: and he goes, well, no, I said zero post you
Speaker 1: would end up. And it's just like I don't remember
Speaker 1: Bennett bought five thousand, like you do remember. Stop being
Speaker 1: like I'm the juvenile one, You're a child. You're really
Speaker 1: growing on me. It makes Noah look better and better.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's handling it well, Laurie. If you're
Speaker 1: asking me who I would pick, it ain't gonna keeping
Speaker 1: it is absolute words. I'm not going to pick the
Speaker 1: huge fund manager. I'm gonna pick the nerves jars that
Speaker 1: goes to you, Mr Jerry. Yeah, take it. Um. On
Speaker 1: my dating profile currently, it says there are four components
Speaker 1: to emotional intelligence and I am deficient in three of them.
Speaker 1: I have deficient in four of them. I don't want
Speaker 1: to brag with this. Four out or four and I'm
Speaker 1: deficient in four of them. Uh dr B, what did
Speaker 1: you think of the gift giving ceremony. If I was
Speaker 1: no I would have been like, jokes on you. I
Speaker 1: don't even know how to read Bennett Arden as a
Speaker 1: master sort of comedic mind were you were you a
Speaker 1: little like oh, I wouldn't be able to contain myself
Speaker 1: if he were talking, I'd be making fun of this.
Speaker 1: But Noah has a stoic poker face. I letting it go.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, oh, man, I would missiles the thing
Speaker 1: that the thing that is um. I would be so
Speaker 1: bummed that I wouldn't have my cell phone so I
Speaker 1: couldn't call everybody after, like, because I just be thinking,
Speaker 1: who am I going to call first? To read? But
Speaker 1: I would hope that he is. I would hope Noah
Speaker 1: has a buddy in the house that he can go
Speaker 1: recount all of this terr. I don't feel like he
Speaker 1: has a pal. I would just be like dying, by
Speaker 1: the way, why why is everybody angry at Noah? He
Speaker 1: was He was awesome, dude, fucking dislocated shoulder. Guys like
Speaker 1: I can't fight and she goes, well, who will fight
Speaker 1: for me? And he leapt in the ring? Is now
Speaker 1: he's public Enemy number one. Didn't think of it in
Speaker 1: time and Chris Harrison asked, who's going to fight him?
Speaker 1: So he he he was the one who's like, was
Speaker 1: scrappy and was sharp. Yeah, I have no beef with
Speaker 1: Noah Lorie. Yeah, you know, I think they liked him
Speaker 1: except for Bennett and the shoulder shrug. Dude. You know,
Speaker 1: it's sounds like he was just young and uh and
Speaker 1: then generally well liked and maybe just edited to create
Speaker 1: this drama with Bennett. But I mean, seriously, like, what's
Speaker 1: not to like about him? And a nurse? He can
Speaker 1: help you carry the groceries in. Yeah, he's a nurse.
Speaker 1: He's a hot, sweet, young, funck boy nurse. I'm not
Speaker 1: mad at Noah. And apparently he and Joe bonded over there, um,
Speaker 1: you know, working with COVID patients prior to their arrival.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so I got no I got no problem
Speaker 1: with Noah. So then she comes in. She's like, um,
Speaker 1: I was feeling both of you, but now I'm really
Speaker 1: frustrated over at and he's like, I have no real
Speaker 1: wheel towards Noah, and he was like, dude, She's like, um,
Speaker 1: and then and then he but then no is a
Speaker 1: piece of ship. Though then Noah goes well he did
Speaker 1: it again. He essentially questioned her integrity like he is
Speaker 1: kind of a piece of ship when he does. There
Speaker 1: is a side of him that it could master manipulate
Speaker 1: convince her into the fact that she was being disrespected,
Speaker 1: like he Okay, if I'm being very honest, as much
Speaker 1: as I love my little fun weight nurse, there is
Speaker 1: a side of him that sucks a little bit. Jerry,
Speaker 1: I'm going, look, it's it's ride in offense. But his
Speaker 1: perspective is not wrong. Is it a little lawyery? Sure?
Speaker 1: But is it right? Yeah, you can't be sitting there
Speaker 1: going why did you get a rose? Like you're you
Speaker 1: have zero percent chance of ending up with her. That
Speaker 1: is questioning her judgment. You are saying you don't deserve
Speaker 1: the rose. And she's an idiot, that is. And he
Speaker 1: didn't say that, he let her infer it. So is
Speaker 1: that machiavellian? Is that puppet mastery lawyery? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was shrewd and it was right, and it was
Speaker 1: the it was the play. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's not sucking as much as the you know,
Speaker 1: the five thousand. Now the bot sucks, all right, I
Speaker 1: think both of them are gonna go. I think she's
Speaker 1: gonna let both of them go, though, I think I
Speaker 1: think no, sure Bennett, Sure Bennett. But like it if
Speaker 1: we only have four episodes left or whatever. You're right,
Speaker 1: she's got to start making Yeah, all right, I'm going
Speaker 1: to throw this out before we do tweeter the weeks.
Speaker 1: Who do you think is going to be the top three?
Speaker 1: Robbie b Top three? Um, Brendan Zaack Zack? AND's there Ivan?
Speaker 1: Who's Who's the guy that came with the second group
Speaker 1: of guys that he hasn't say He hasn't said anything yet.
Speaker 1: Spencer Maybe Spencer. I don't know. Okay, you don't think Ivan?
Speaker 1: Who's Ivan? Ivan was last week? And they he is?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I cream fla buffler. Okay, Laurie, you're up.
Speaker 1: You know I would also say um uh oh my gosh, Brendan, yes, Ivan,
Speaker 1: because they're just my two favorites to begin Nan, it's
Speaker 1: a toss up between Ben and za. But I feel
Speaker 1: like there's some clown that her dad doesn't like, which
Speaker 1: makes me feel like that's Noah, Well, that's right. Her
Speaker 1: dad is really tough for her dad's super tough. And
Speaker 1: there's some preview where her dad was like, this guy's
Speaker 1: a clown, and I'm like, well, Brendan is not a clown,
Speaker 1: and Ivan's not a clown. It's either Za. Zach could
Speaker 1: be the clown, but I feel like No is more
Speaker 1: of a clown. Okay, there's a couple of sleepers in
Speaker 1: the back. I can't remember his name. Is it Darnell?
Speaker 1: He hasn't said anything right, which makes me wonder if
Speaker 1: they're holding on to him because she has the hots
Speaker 1: for him. Maybe I don't know, Tamar, Yeah, he started
Speaker 1: with um. I don't think so. I think she can't
Speaker 1: hide her hots. Three. I'm hoping for Brendan. I don't
Speaker 1: think Key wins, but I want him to land. I
Speaker 1: think she's really horny for Zach. I hope for Ivan.
Speaker 1: I hope Ivan, but I fear it might be fun
Speaker 1: boy nurse because her dad's gonna hate him. Ben might
Speaker 1: get too intense and like freak her out at a
Speaker 1: certain point. Maybe her dad hates Underby, her dad might
Speaker 1: head underbyte. Tanna, what do you feel? And I'm coming
Speaker 1: to you, Katie. I'm thinking Ivan gets up there. I
Speaker 1: think Ben um uh Zack and then it's between Spencer
Speaker 1: and Noah for the fourth Spencer is not. I mean
Speaker 1: they might be. He would be the one that would
Speaker 1: be saving because he got that first impression. Rose Katie,
Speaker 1: where are you at? Girl? I think Brendan for sure
Speaker 1: love him. I would love it to be Ivan, but
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not sure. I mean this week they
Speaker 1: barely talked and that made me kind of worry about him. Um,
Speaker 1: and then I agree, I think it's going to be
Speaker 1: Benn or Zach, but I do. I did think the
Speaker 1: dad was talking about Noah to when he said clown,
Speaker 1: so that that confuses me as well. So Brendan for
Speaker 1: sure and hopefully Ivan. All right, TANNAHI do you so?
Speaker 1: Last week? I feel like we were at like nine
Speaker 1: oh seven or something. I can't remember how many stars
Speaker 1: we had. I feel like it was like around like nine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we I asked. We are now at nine hundred and
Speaker 1: eighty seven stars? Are you kidding me? Thank you? Right?
Speaker 1: That was like in one week we got like a bump.
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? Thank you to everyone who's been leaving
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Speaker 1: thank you so much. All Right, here's one. Let's see
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Speaker 1: Will you accept this review? I refreshed my podcast page
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Speaker 1: To all of you guys, it is our pleasure. How
Speaker 1: awesome are these reviews? Anna? They're so nice. People are
Speaker 1: really cool. I you know what makes me happy. Here's
Speaker 1: one more five stars, Hannah Bach. I'm gonna have to
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Speaker 1: in the known universe. None of my friends watched the show,
Speaker 1: and when I heard Arden on Lost Cultureristas, I immediately
Speaker 1: started listening to the podcast. Arden and her friends recapt
Speaker 1: the delightful dumpster fire that is the Bachelor, which is
Speaker 1: a million times better than listening to Nick Viele's thoughts
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Speaker 1: on five Stars Natch Love More, Ryan and Rona. Arden
Speaker 1: is a smoke show. Can I tell you I appreciate
Speaker 1: all the smoke show comments. You think I don't idea
Speaker 1: excuse me, it's because you're a smoke show. It's because
Speaker 1: I'm such a smoke show you guys. So we appreciate
Speaker 1: all of these reviews. I mean, it's because I'm such
Speaker 1: a smoke show. I know it's like intimidating, but like,
Speaker 1: I know we're gonna get not only I feel like
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to like I think we can get
Speaker 1: to two thousand by the end of next year, right,
Speaker 1: I hope, So let's do it. Let's do it. I
Speaker 1: feel I want to look and see like two point
Speaker 1: one k you know what I mean, Like when you
Speaker 1: get to that K point, I just I'm like super excited. Um,
Speaker 1: and you know what I love. I want to give
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Speaker 1: us during the pandemic, like, welcome to all of you.
Speaker 1: Thank you for finding us, thank you for diving in.
Speaker 1: We appreciate your support, all of it. Um, Okay, let's
Speaker 1: see here is here's an email we got literally one
Speaker 1: hour ago. This is at Rose podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: So I haven't looked at it, but the subject line
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Speaker 1: Whittier Gas Station? All right, I'm intrigued from Elizabeth Bell,
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Speaker 1: to Will You Accept This Rose Podcast? A full volume
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Speaker 1: once went kayaking with Chris Harrison and coached his son
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Speaker 1: missed the interest songs, especially Rob's first song Bachelor the
Speaker 1: year nineteen, still in my head to this day, Happy
Speaker 1: early birthday Art and Elizabeth. That is incredible. I can't
Speaker 1: can you believe that that happened that, Like, at some
Speaker 1: point recently there was a man standing in a gas
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Speaker 1: that's incredible. I do like that. Where's Wittier It's just
Speaker 1: like outside kind of East l A. I get confused
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Speaker 1: get confused, Like I get confused, like where's Hemmett, Like
Speaker 1: I I can't put my finger on exactly where everything is.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Elizabeth, that is great news. Harrison Harrison
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Speaker 1: Says that. Okay, so I'm gonna read you a bunch
Speaker 1: and we're gonna narrow it down to two. Here we go.
Speaker 1: This is three D underscore Derito at josh All. Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison had one date with Ed and said, I need
Speaker 1: a break from all this. I'd rather be exposed to COVID.
Speaker 1: It's wild, but still there. It is wild that Ed
Speaker 1: is still there. This is from Abbey at Bad Batti
Speaker 1: ble Zach talking about how beautiful isn't even the right
Speaker 1: word to describe Tasha and the wedding dress and he
Speaker 1: needs a new work And all I'm thinking is smoke
Speaker 1: show so true. I mean, I'm sorry, but Chason was right.
Speaker 1: This is from Cassie Ross Miller at Nails, Underscores and Kits.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see Noah and Bennett rip each
Speaker 1: other apart on Quarantine Paradise. There's something much just the
Speaker 1: idea of a show called Quarantine. They're webb sus Paradis
Speaker 1: made me laugh. Harod has about suits but like they're
Speaker 1: like they're in Spido's like from like they're like since
Speaker 1: to the wasate and like they're donged throughout. Okay um.
Speaker 1: This is from I'm Better Than Ben Shapiro at Andrea
Speaker 1: Underscore Shapiro. Tonight, we heard about topical issues such as
Speaker 1: getting hooked on prescription painkillers, men coping with eating disorders,
Speaker 1: and the pain of not being able to present your
Speaker 1: fake French chateau to Tassia. Uh Okay, we have shy
Speaker 1: in Constant at Trixie Firecracker. I want a real two
Speaker 1: on one, not this. I'll talk to both of you
Speaker 1: and send one home. I missed the days of the
Speaker 1: two on one where someone is dumped and stranded in
Speaker 1: like a swamper in the woods. Yes, yeah, alright, Okay,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be two more. This is from Cheyenne Constant
Speaker 1: a Trixie Firecracker. This whole gift presentation, just to take
Speaker 1: it up screen time if this gets dragged into the
Speaker 1: next episode. These two in this situation is such a
Speaker 1: beating that I'm looking forward to seeing the kidnapped women
Speaker 1: on Big Sky. Oh man. This is from to call
Speaker 1: Levi at NJ and J and J and j Um.
Speaker 1: Noah is the pool boy Bennett's wife is cheating on
Speaker 1: him with. There's one more that also makes me a lot.
Speaker 1: This is from Bonnie Revas at Dance. Bonnie, I know
Speaker 1: you are all expecting to be heading to the cocktail party,
Speaker 1: Jojoe says to a room full of men and shorts
Speaker 1: and tank tops. Okay, all right, I'm torn, Okay for sure,
Speaker 1: Big Sky that I'm torn between Bennett's wave of cheating
Speaker 1: on him pool boy or shorts and tank tops. I
Speaker 1: think shorts and tank tops, but I'm not sure I'm
Speaker 1: open for the second one. What do you think, pool
Speaker 1: boy or shorts and tank tops for the second one? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. These are the final two
Speaker 1: Nicole Levia and J and J and J. Noah is
Speaker 1: the pool boy. Bennett's wife is cheating on him with
Speaker 1: and Sheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker. This whole gift presentation
Speaker 1: is just taking up screen time. If this gets dragged
Speaker 1: into the next episode, These two and this situation is
Speaker 1: such a beating that I'm looking forward to seeing the
Speaker 1: kidnapped women on Big Sky. And then this is a
Speaker 1: photo underneath it. Okay, kidnapped women on Big Sky or
Speaker 1: pool Boy, I'll start. I'm gonna say kidnapped women on
Speaker 1: Big Sky. Lorie, I'm saying Big Sky too, Okay, Franco.
Speaker 1: Big Sky is just so well written. It's still the
Speaker 1: feeling of the pandemic. It's just like Robbie be Tanna
Speaker 1: Big Sky, Katie Levine Big Sky. It was unanimous, Shy
Speaker 1: and constant, a full gold medal round. This whole gift
Speaker 1: presentation just keeps taking up screen time. If this gets
Speaker 1: dragged in the next episode. Oh, these two in this
Speaker 1: situation is such a beating that I'm looking forward to
Speaker 1: seeing the kidnapped women on Big Sky. You're curious about
Speaker 1: the kidnapped women on Big Sky? Now, oh my god,
Speaker 1: have seen it? Um you guys, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: What would you like to promote Franco LaCosta? Uh? Promoting nothing? Uh,
Speaker 1: but I'm at Jerry trainer on Instagram and Twitter. You're
Speaker 1: such a delight and I know that you're gonna be
Speaker 1: with us next week in a romper with did you
Speaker 1: order your romper? Yeah, let's see a preview. Paget went
Speaker 1: on a shardonnay, can you open it? Paget, Jerry was
Speaker 1: on a thing with Jerry has been pageted, so she's
Speaker 1: he's gotten a text thread of Paget around five pm
Speaker 1: and uh, he was on one with our rookie of
Speaker 1: the season, Doug Benson, and he who kept sending pictures
Speaker 1: from Lakita of his girlfriend and a romper. So then
Speaker 1: Paget ordered the romper, and then Jerry ordered the romper
Speaker 1: and has demanded Jerry wear it. And she's gonna wear
Speaker 1: the romper and then allegedly Doug Benchon is giving me
Speaker 1: oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. It's
Speaker 1: like a floral movement and someone what's gonna give you?
Speaker 1: There's no it's gonna give me your sn caball this
Speaker 1: scene between your balls is yeah, you might have to
Speaker 1: cut a hole in the taint anyway. Um okay, So
Speaker 1: where can people find you? Robbie be uh Rob Benedict
Speaker 1: on Twitter and Row Benedict on Instagram. And I'm doing
Speaker 1: a stage at solo show this Saturday at noon Pacific,
Speaker 1: and you can find those details on my Twitter page
Speaker 1: where I'm doing. I can at home concert and he
Speaker 1: has a podcast and I have a podcast called Kings
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Speaker 1: And I just did uh Deckheads. I did Anna's below
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Speaker 1: Oh god, such a joy, Katie? You watch? Sorry? Can
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Speaker 1: I love flavors. All right, Well, I'll leave it on that.
Speaker 1: You got day, Harny, stay safe, don't forget to party,
Speaker 1: and uh, I'll watch as many episodes as they put
Speaker 1: up in December because quite honestly, I'm not interested in
Speaker 1: doing much else. My name is I don't want to
Speaker 1: do anything. I keep having all these things I have
Speaker 1: to do, and I'm like, I don't want to do
Speaker 1: We're gonna be locked down anyway. We gotta add on
Speaker 1: another bath. Oh my god. I honestly, I don't want
Speaker 1: to do anything. I'm really I just want to do this.
Speaker 1: This is literally the only thing that like, I like.
Speaker 1: I wake up from my sarcophagus and I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is that put me back? And I don't want to
Speaker 1: do anything but this? All right? You guys, stay harny,
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