WEBVTT - "WHAT'S IN THE BOX?" w/ Jerry Trainor, Rob Benedict and Bach Historian Lori 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.000 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:12.319 I Heart Radio. Oh yeah, I want to get all good. 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:17.120 I just got one little bush girl when you reach 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.400 your word. I don't know why this doesn't want to 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:30.480 gram yet. I don't know why this. I'm gonna stay 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:34.879 robed d. It should be the egot and Emmy Grammy 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:41.000 and by Mark Rivers. Comp ladies and gentlemen. Mark Rivers 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:43.840 who wrote that song. Let's give him a shout out, 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:47.839 and uh, welcome to another episode of Will You Accept 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:50.520 This Rose? My name is Art Marine, coming to you 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:54.640 back in my boogie garage. I didn't have time to 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:56.959 get all dressed up, but I did put on lipstick 0:00:57.000 --> 0:01:00.640 for the occasion, and that's the best I could you today. 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:04.920 Because it's early, I didn't get my face on. Okay, 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:08.560 speaking of putting a face on a face, I have 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:11.560 questions about Joe. Joe, I have questions about face on 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:16.000 the face. But before that, I want to just first 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:18.880 of all, think my birthdays next week. I asked for 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:24.400 you guys to like the podcast on iTunes, and you delivered. 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:25.840 We'll get to that at the end, but I just 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:30.560 want to thank you, like legitimately, we got more likes 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:33.440 in the last week, got more stars the last week 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:36.400 you did it. You guys are they're so they were 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:38.640 just like it was like a bucket of stars. So 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:41.240 thank you, keep going, keep going. We want to give 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:44.480 Joe Rogan a run first money, because we're just like 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:48.320 Joe Rogan. Um. Also, if you guys are like, hey, 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:51.320 the holidays are coming up, and uh, I need to 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:55.600 give myself a gift all year, consider becoming a patron 0:01:55.640 --> 0:02:03.920 on our Patreon account, right, Danna Banana. Yeah, sorry, that's right. 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:06.360 That's the kind of timing you get if you become 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:09.680 the patrol on Patreon. That's the kind of like quick 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:13.120 like Laurel and Hardy, Uh, you know, Gracie Allen and 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:17.640 very current references, current references. And I just say I 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:21.320 went back and I listened to the episode Neu and 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:24.120 Kyle did after someone brought it up in a review 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:28.680 or an email where we are pretending to be radio DJ's. Yeah, 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:32.520 I mean that was that was good. That was the 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:35.200 episode when they were doing that weird thing with the 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:37.440 guy with the ghost. Right, it was like the on 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:40.720 stage where you saw like body parts and then it 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:44.040 was like a guy where we saw like a skeleton walking. 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:46.120 But it was like a police officer who leg had 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:49.040 been a right, wasn't that that episode? Yeah? It was. 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:53.280 It was the proposal, That's what that's. Yeah, the proposal 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:56.520 when they had like like like they were amibus anyway, 0:02:56.760 --> 0:02:58.640 you know, for five dollars a month, you get two 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.919 episodes for ten dollars and you have access to every 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:05.040 single season we've done and we if you think we 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:08.799 do a lot here, just become a patron of Patreon. 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:13.880 All right, that's enough of my heavy peddling. Let's get 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:17.880 to heavy petting. Well, see, I'm going to start in 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.079 an order because I feel like there's a man that's 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:23.160 not quite awake yet, and there's a man. He put 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:27.240 on a Rockers cap and he's wearing a cowl neck cardigan, 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:30.880 and I know he's happy to be here because he 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:33.280 actually woke up to do this this early. But I 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:36.640 know that like his caffeine hasn't kicked in yet. And 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:40.520 I'm pretty sure will you accept this, Rose listeners, He's 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:44.800 gonna guard and protect your heart. Ladies and gentlemen. You 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:47.160 know him from I Carley, you know him from Drake 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:50.280 and Josh. You definitely do not know him from our 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:55.000 CMT show, still the King. You know him as Okay, 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:58.120 don't tell Debbie Ryan and don't tell Beverly Gangelo. But 0:03:58.160 --> 0:03:59.600 I'm going to say the rookie of the Year that 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:02.280 has taken the most seriously of any rookie that has 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:07.160 ever been a rookie Rookie of the Year, Jerry Trainer. 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:16.279 What is mom? Give me some banana breadmother? Is it 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:19.719 too early for you? Jerry? Yes, Jerry, we were talking 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:24.120 before the podcast and I just casually said that I 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.719 had ruined you and you were starting to say and 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:28.080 I told you to save it for the pod that 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:31.080 two people asked you yesterday, when did they tell the listeners, Well, 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:34.039 so I'm on a zoom hang out that watches The 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:37.640 Bachelorette and listen to your heart and all of this stuff. 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:40.360 And they asked, They're like, are you so you just 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:43.599 doing this because arn't ascue on the podcast? And I'm like, no, 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:47.640 I genuinely look forward. It's one of the best parts 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:51.120 of my week. That's how I felt. I Lorie tried 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:52.919 to get me to watch it for years and I 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:55.200 what did I say? Well, by the way, speaking of 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:58.159 so this is technically Laurie's fault because it's Lorie through 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:00.960 you to me. Yes, so here the thing are you 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:04.440 going to guard to protect her heart? Because, um, this 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:08.080 is I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say your sister from 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:12.599 another mr. Like you guys are soulmates, maybe separated at birth. 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:16.960 Like there's a real kinship friendship. There's a real solid 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:21.400 friendship that's happened. Um during the one Pablo they rob 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:24.080 they both watched the entire one Pobulo season with us 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:27.640 during the pandemic. Ladies and gentlemen, you know her as 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:31.719 our the ken Burns of the Bachelor, the Bachelor historian. 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:37.480 And I'm gonna say, um, uh, Jerry's friendly love and 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:45.960 rival our friend Lorie. Hi, Oh my god, Now do 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:51.320 you blame yourself forgetting Jerry involved in this? Um? Yes, 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:54.400 I'm solely responsible for everyone here. I will I will 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:57.200 take that on um you know, I'll take it on 0:05:57.240 --> 0:06:03.440 my shoulders or Ed's dislocated olders. But Lori, my friend 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:10.279 is Navy. We're both with charleneking you who so much 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:17.479 she your baby? Um also with us is can I 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:21.359 just say? Will he ever fin love? He was that 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:26.640 Short of the Year, Bachelor of the Year, Bachelor of 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:29.120 the Year twenty nineteen. Is he going to close out 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:34.039 with with the proposal with the corpse of Neil Lane 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:38.440 coming to his you? Uh, you know him from Supernatural? 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:42.279 Excuse me, you know him from Bosh. You're gonna know 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:45.560 him from some cool upcoming Netflix show. Excuse me with 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:50.560 Lisa Coudreau. Excuse me, we love him, you love him? 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:56.400 Mr Rob better Deck, thank you so much. You know 0:06:56.440 --> 0:07:01.120 I have I have to just a teenage children. Um, Hi, 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:05.479 Rob Benedicta, once divorced, two grown children, stroke survivor, And 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:10.640 I'm just I'm happy to be here. And uh and 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:14.240 and and they they give me the same thing. They 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:16.640 don't understand why I watched this. They're like, is it 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:18.840 because you have to do this podcast? What is it 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:22.000 you have to do this podcast? Right? And it's actually 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.600 because your father wants to do this. This is what 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.640 he wants in his life. How old are your children? 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:32.000 H sixteen and thirteen? And they don't get it. I 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:35.520 want you to. I want Rob to be up to date. Um, 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.720 I'm sure you don't remember every episode in the Bachelor canon. 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:42.280 Also with us of course, Dr Tanna Banana and Katie 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:45.800 Levine excuse me and Dr Banana actually was my doctor 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.080 at three in the morning the other night and sent 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:50.440 me to web md and I got to talk to 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:53.320 a doctor right online. Guys, you don't need to leave 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:55.240 your house. It was good r X. This is not 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:57.520 an ad but good r X does email in. You're like, 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:59.400 I don't feel well. I had a prescription in my 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:03.320 hand within forty minutes. Are you kidding me? Okay, so 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:07.280 I knew that we're talking about that after I did 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:10.400 know that. I did know that doctor Banana. I knew 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:13.679 that Anna was both my financial advisor, my spiritual advisor, 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:15.920 and I call her my doctor. And it turned out 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:19.080 my instinct was right that she is my doctor Banana. 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:22.760 How do you feel about that, Tanna? Dr Banana? Um, 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:24.560 you know, I have mixed feelings. I don't want anyone 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:26.400 to actually think I'm a doctor. Please don't ask you 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.400 for any medical advice. So, well, it's too late, it's 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:33.200 too late. Yeah. Well, you know I have a degree 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.880 in um being Arden's doctor, and that's it. You have 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:40.600 a degree in being awesome. Well, here's what not Rob. 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:46.080 I'm gonna say you probably don't have cataloged in your brain. 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:51.040 Every single episode that ever aired of the Bachelor. This 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:54.000 was an episode that we watched of Juan Pablo season 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:57.840 and there was a there was a contestant named I 0:08:57.880 --> 0:09:00.240 don't remember, but he wanted to guard and he he 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:03.160 got it to a garden. Protect your heart, I would 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:05.520 God to protect your heart. And then he he did 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:27.520 an acapella song and this is it and to believe me, 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:38.640 chose me forever bait. That was That was the goat 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:42.160 episode of Alley's season, because wasn't he didn't he get 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:45.760 that tattoo? And then he got left on a two 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.199 on one day. He got left as a hellicopter flew off. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:54.880 That's write no captain mountain, which god, I really as 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:57.760 somebody tweeted at us, why do I missed a real 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:00.439 two on one where you are literally a ba undined 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:03.040 and like a crag, like you're a left defense for 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:06.920 yourselves like vultures and waltz um. So at some point, 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:09.520 what's I don't I don't remember what I had for 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.320 breakfast this morning, and that episode I remember burned into 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:15.600 my brain. Well, Mr Robbie, better than you of your 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:19.440 priorities in order your kids think that you're crazy, but 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:22.200 I know you're not a hoarder and if you think 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.480 it's lame and weird that you want to watch the 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:29.200 Bachelor head, I just want to say, say, ain't nothing yet, 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:34.160 thank you so much. Get ready. Everybody's gonna be singing 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.440 at some point, and you know what, if you need to, 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:40.480 but I'll let it be self determined when you need 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:44.000 to give your opinion in song. Okay, that's the tune 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:47.959 and just take it all right, here we go, we're 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:52.040 up top. Tasha isn't a sexy dress and she's putting 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:55.760 out pastries and she needs advice. She comes to her 0:10:56.000 --> 0:11:00.560 best friend, Jojo, who she's probably never met. Um who 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:05.120 shows up first of all. Joso's JoJo's adorable. Jojo is 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:09.040 a beautiful woman. I love Jojo. I loved Jojo as 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:12.840 a bachelorette. I'm not saying she has a face on 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:15.720 a face. I'm not saying there's a slightly new face. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:20.920 I'm here to open the discussion for the possibility of 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.720 a face on the face. Aaron fully texted me at 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:26.880 five in the morning saying, that's a face on a face? 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:30.600 What do we think? I'm gonna start with Tanna because 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:33.600 she had thoughts about this last night. Tanna doctor, Yeah, 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:35.319 and she's a doctor. Is that a face on the face. 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:37.120 There's definitely lips. I feel like there might be a 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:42.120 chin implant situation. What's happening? Face on a face? Um? Okay, 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:45.959 so we all know we've seen Joe Joe's mom who 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:50.360 is a Persian, so JoJo's half Persian. Having facial work 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:54.000 done is very common in Persian families. There's nothing. They 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.720 don't see it as anything like weird. It's you know, 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:58.959 I was offered a nose job very young. My dad 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:00.320 was like, just let me know when you on it, 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.320 and I was like, I don't know about that. And 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:06.520 my dad literally talks about getting a facelift almost every 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:09.839 single day. He should just go get one. Well, we're 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:13.120 trying to convince him not to right now. Okay, sorry, 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:15.560 It's very normal to have just a little bit of 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:18.440 work done, maybe a little lift there. Or I'm not 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:21.440 mad at it, by the way, here you know, so 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:23.600 I'm not mad at it. I will I'm fully intend 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:25.480 to put a whole new face on my face next 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.720 week on my birthday. I'm gonna put your face on 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:32.680 my face. You dare, Jerry, I'm putting Tanni's face on 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.400 my face. Jerry, Now, were you aware of when Jojo 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:37.840 looked before and looked like before? And did you think 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.480 she had a face on a face? Nope, I was 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:43.720 I was not even aware that Jojo had walked into 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:52.079 the liquinta sweet because of Tassia's dress. My god, tell 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:57.040 me how she has breakfast with the gold rivets like 0:12:57.200 --> 0:13:00.400 holding the boobs up. I was just like, man, she 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:05.240 is I'm sorry, rock him does steal from Wolverine. She 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:10.760 is a small she's such a croissans and bagels in 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:16.600 this like gorgeous skin tight dress. I'm like, I can't. Okay, 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:19.560 I'm gonna tell this to Laurie. Laurie and Jerry, you're 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:25.240 I know your number one was Charlene. Charlene or Taisha Laurie. Oh, 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:31.560 that's a tough one. That is tough or can I 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:34.600 ask yes? Please let me just put it to you 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:41.640 this way. Personality Charlene or Taisha? Oh Charlene. Interesting? Yeah? 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:44.200 Well you know, I mean what was interesting is well, 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:47.400 first of all, Taisha woke up in Dale and Claire's 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:50.240 room with their stained sheets and brought out a plate 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.160 of gluten, which you know she's not going to eat. 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:57.719 But what was interesting to me about Jojo is she 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:00.720 actually looked. I know nothing about whether it's a face 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:02.720 on a face. As the owner of a Michael Stipe 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:09.880 crease myself, Um, I actually would be looking like Jojo 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:14.280 as she walked into that sweet because she was so 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:18.320 hot and red and sweaty. That's how I would be. 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:21.840 And it's so hot there, Robbie b Yeah, I'm just 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:26.280 looking up Charlene. Okay, Charlene was the opera singer. Yeah 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:32.720 she was. Charlie Charlotte. Okay, Okay, we're gonna throw you 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:36.040 in the fan club Jerry and Laurie. Charlene is their 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:39.800 number one made Rob. Just send me your sizes, okay, 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:44.280 only if it's Guildine extra extra large. That's what you're 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:47.440 getting that that T shirt isn't that's Heather Gray with 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:52.120 the orange fun That's what it's gonna be. Charlene or Tasia, 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:57.040 Uh Charlotte. I love Charlene and she was the opera singer. Um, 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:01.720 yeah she was. But you know, look, I love Tasia 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:05.320 like she's she's she's been the brightest thing so far. 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:09.680 Oh my god, between this and below deck my Monday 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:11.480 and Tuesday. But it's a great way to start every 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:14.080 week right now, like it is a solid. I don't 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.360 know what I would do if they hadn't figured out 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:20.480 how to pandemic quarantine hairless people looking for love because 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:25.200 I needed this Canna, Katie, do you dress like that 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:30.240 for breakfast every morning? I know, Katie, does I have 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:33.560 need all the time, Like I never am not wearing 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:36.240 a sparkly dress. You're wearing that same dress right now. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:39.800 I am, yes, that's wearing not pajamas. This is it's 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:41.880 not there you go. Yes, I do like that. She 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:45.800 had fresh pastries as if she's my god, I literally 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.640 my friend. I was like, she doesn't need bread. It 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:52.240 was it was like giant play of bacon and then 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:54.920 pastry and then like some sort of weird fruit. I 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.720 couldn't or locks. I couldn't been out what I was 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:01.200 eating anything. I want to say the really quick. I 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:04.080 don't feel like Jojo has that much work done. Maybe 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.880 just lips. Maybe the lips were a little especially like 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:10.320 I watched them of Dancing with the Stars, and especially 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:13.480 compared to Caitlin. Oh my gosh, Caitlin had a ton 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:18.280 or yeah that's a shame too, because she was so weird. 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:21.280 But said Jojo looked good, and I thought she looked 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:24.800 like maybe like a little bit her cheek. Yeah, I 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.200 feel like the area. But I looked at just I 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:30.000 sent a picture of her from when she was the bachelorette, 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:32.200 and I need she didn't side by friend. I need 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:33.840 to see last night. I need to see it side 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:36.360 by side, trying to find Okay, So then we have 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:38.520 so so tatious having a hard time. She has to 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:41.760 figure out how to juggle all these guys. And then 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.760 she's she's like, I have fear. And then JoJo's like, 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:47.920 I've done it before, I got it, and then and 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:51.920 then Chris Harrison announces she's one of the biggest success 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:54.480 stories in the history of the Bachelorette. Here's what you 0:16:54.520 --> 0:16:57.800 need to know, Jerry. She's still not married to the guy, 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:04.320 so like they like it's it's it was very strange, Okay, Laurie, 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:07.119 I see your finger up. Talk to me. Well, you 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:09.680 know they were supposed to get married this year during 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:13.760 the pandemic, but I think they they had to postpone it. Um. 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:15.880 But you know, she feels so new. But I guess 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:18.200 she is one of the success stories. And who would 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:22.280 have thought that she would find her lasting romance with 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:27.520 Aaron Rodgers brother that wonkers to me. But just something 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.200 I want to add really quickly that I thought was funny, 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:32.960 you know, shout out to my my queer family, is 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:36.359 when Joe Joe came in and she asked, Stacia, so, 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:42.760 who are your tops right now? Really I really appreciated that. 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:46.520 The same thing, who are the tops right now? I 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:50.560 need to know what the tops are. I'm gonna ask Jerry, 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:53.560 I'm gonna ask everybody right now, just who is your 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:59.240 number one favorite right now? Everybody? What you mean contestants? Yea, 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:02.320 who do you like the most contestant? Wise? Who do 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.080 you hope she ends up with. I'm still rooting for 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:05.760 Brendan the Roofer. And by the way, I thought his 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:08.480 name is Brandon and somebody tweeted at me is not Brandon, 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:11.679 It's Brendan, And now I know, so I feel like 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:14.320 you're crazy Aunt that got it wrong. I like Brendan 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:15.920 the Roofer. That's who I'm rooting for. Who are you 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:21.240 rooting for, Laurie? I think it's a time between Brendan, 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:30.480 who apparently goes by Brendo. Uh Ivan, I love Ivan too, Okay, Rob, 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:34.639 who are you rooting for I think I'm rooting for Brendan, Okay, 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:37.640 but for some reason, I feel like, well, we'll see 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:40.920 what happens next week. But I feel like, uh, that Zach. 0:18:41.040 --> 0:18:44.560 I feel Zach's gonna go far. But I don't know 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:47.000 about him there. He is kind of a Even after 0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:49.480 you saw the teaser for for next week, yeah, there's 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:52.320 like a past there. That's something going on. Okay, that 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:56.879 lie detector test teaser made me go, oh, there's a 0:18:56.920 --> 0:19:00.639 lie detector test teaser. Yeah, for next week? He fail it. 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:04.000 He said he cheated. Yeah, the insinuation is that he 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:07.199 says he cheats. But I mean, if he tells the 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:09.840 truth that he cheats, but Tatio says, that's not okay, 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:12.159 that you've cheated. I mean, I would imagine he was 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:14.879 like rolling on pills when he did it. Yeah, I 0:19:14.960 --> 0:19:17.800 had a theory of that that he he was. I 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:20.080 think this is what happens. Obviously. I don't know that 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:23.280 he says he cheated. Remember, he says his wife left 0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:26.080 him because he was on a bunch of drugs and yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:29.040 I was hanging out with sketchy people and he got arrested, right, 0:19:29.080 --> 0:19:32.000 So I think maybe he kind of didn't include the 0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:36.119 part that he cheated on her as well, probably selective. Yeah, 0:19:36.160 --> 0:19:41.200 and so he definitely said and it was not her fault. Yeah, okay, 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:44.439 And and Tatia has been cheated on. She said that 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:47.800 earlier that her ex husband there was unfaithful her husband. 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:49.720 It was okay, we'll get to that, because here we go. 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:53.120 Joe does one of the biggest success stories in history. 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:58.000 Chris Harrison's leaving to bring his son to Baylor on 0:19:58.119 --> 0:20:00.760 just real quick on that, Like, so Chris Harrison just 0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:04.640 bailing on his job, which isn't much anyway. Yeah. I mean, look, 0:20:04.680 --> 0:20:07.200 we were all actors. We've had to miss weddings, We've 0:20:07.240 --> 0:20:10.320 had to miss family things like yes, to bring up 0:20:10.359 --> 0:20:13.040 to college, you say goodbye before you leave, and we're 0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:15.960 in COVID. No one's going to college. I know. I 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:18.879 just think that I just think that maybe maybe this 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:21.800 is maybe him kind of stepping away. He clearly took 0:20:21.840 --> 0:20:23.800 his kids the college. He posted about it on Instagram. 0:20:23.800 --> 0:20:26.399 I was really confused because he posted photos of his 0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:28.679 kid there with his fucking roommate in the dorms, and 0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:33.400 I was like, how are they there in person? It's Taylor. 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:42.120 No it was Texas Christian University. Yeah that okay, okay, okay, Texas. Anyway, 0:20:42.160 --> 0:20:44.320 it just felt a little bit like, you know, she 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:47.359 did Jojo did great. I just felt like maybe she 0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:50.040 breathed new life into the host. There's a whole situation 0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:55.000 going on. I feel like I think Chris Harrison loves 0:20:55.040 --> 0:21:00.760 his paycheck. I mean, who wouldn't. Yeah, I have the 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:04.480 best gig ever, I'm your face on my face to 0:21:04.600 --> 0:21:07.800 host that I like speaking in public. I'm gonna put 0:21:07.880 --> 0:21:11.320 Jerry's face on Rob's face, on Lori's face, and then 0:21:11.359 --> 0:21:13.280 I'm gonna put it on my face and then I'm 0:21:13.280 --> 0:21:15.919 gonna go I'm gonna I would now look like a 0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:21.080 weird Mount Rushmore walking around, Like it'll be like Dan 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:26.560 of TV hosting. I'll put Jojo on top so people 0:21:26.600 --> 0:21:28.720 think it's Jojo, but it'll be a full tur duck 0:21:28.800 --> 0:21:32.080 in situation of like just sort of like globs moving 0:21:32.119 --> 0:21:34.960 on turkey. So so the first one on one is 0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:38.439 with Zach and and he's like, oh, I'm nervous to 0:21:38.440 --> 0:21:41.000 tell her I've not lived a straight, narrow life. And 0:21:41.000 --> 0:21:43.240 then we saw by the way, there was an ad. 0:21:43.280 --> 0:21:46.080 There was a crazy ad for the Bachelor with the 0:21:46.119 --> 0:21:49.880 most insane seventies theme music. Did you guys notice that 0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:53.560 I recorded it? I was like, listen to this. This 0:21:53.600 --> 0:22:00.880 is so bonkers this music. He say, we go back, 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:03.320 go back to the beginning. We didn't hear. The best 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:05.920 part is that drum intro. Okay, hold on, hold on, 0:22:06.000 --> 0:22:10.320 I'll excuse you, hold please. It sounds like Rick Astley, 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:13.479 hold on, hold please. Yeah, it was really like I 0:22:13.520 --> 0:22:20.840 thought they were doing a bit music. It's so crazy. 0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:23.960 It's like it goes from re astly to like love 0:22:24.080 --> 0:22:27.399 boat disco dating game. It was on the ad was 0:22:27.440 --> 0:22:29.600 like do you need somebody who wants to date the 0:22:29.640 --> 0:22:33.080 next Bachelor bachelorette? But it literally felt like they were 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:35.879 doing a bit Tanna. I just want to say. My 0:22:35.960 --> 0:22:38.280 dad was like, your brother can do this show. He's 0:22:38.440 --> 0:22:42.119 very buff too, And I was like, that's not how 0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:44.760 it works. But my dad's well, I guess yes, he 0:22:44.840 --> 0:22:47.119 works out, but like my dad has no sense of 0:22:47.160 --> 0:22:49.000 the batchy just he's a bunch of buff dudes and 0:22:49.000 --> 0:22:53.240 goes like your brother would fit in perfectly. Oh my god, brother, 0:22:53.760 --> 0:22:56.320 my brother would never do. By the way, Jerry, don't 0:22:56.359 --> 0:22:59.200 you wish we submitted you now? For Claire, because then 0:22:59.280 --> 0:23:02.520 you could be for Tasia. We offered to submit you. 0:23:02.920 --> 0:23:07.440 I'm still gonna stick with No. I'm being being stuck 0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:09.800 at the look because it looks like it's no fun. 0:23:10.200 --> 0:23:17.840 The dates aren't good. This is a sad okay, you 0:23:17.880 --> 0:23:20.520 know what. So I'm just gonna say this, and I 0:23:20.520 --> 0:23:22.960 don't want to be Debbie Downer. But you asked everybody 0:23:23.000 --> 0:23:26.920 who they think, who are you rooting for? I don't 0:23:26.920 --> 0:23:30.000 know who I'm rooting for because I don't love this 0:23:30.080 --> 0:23:33.920 batchy guys. I don't think any of these dudes are 0:23:33.920 --> 0:23:38.960 are our husband material, and especially in not fro Tasia. 0:23:39.119 --> 0:23:42.440 I have more to say about that later on easy Date. 0:23:43.320 --> 0:23:46.760 But that's where I'm at. So you didn't want to 0:23:46.800 --> 0:23:48.840 hang out with these guys. It's basically what you're saying. 0:23:50.080 --> 0:23:53.200 It looks. It looks so even on Zach's date, he's 0:23:53.240 --> 0:23:56.840 in a tuxedo and he is sweating buckets so hot. 0:23:57.160 --> 0:24:02.399 It's so hot, they're not going anywhere. The every date 0:24:02.640 --> 0:24:05.960 seems kind of weird and cringe e and just I 0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:11.960 don't know, and there it's not your jam uh, I 0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:15.200 mean that's the thing would not be jam Okay, So 0:24:15.320 --> 0:24:20.399 Zack there's a crazy ad. So Zach gets there. He 0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:22.200 gets a one on Mota shot which is a full 0:24:22.320 --> 0:24:27.760