WEBVTT - DONKEY: Florida Woman Smacks Elderly Lady After Asking A Cop What The Bond Would Be For Doing It

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<v Speaker 1>Some donkey.

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<v Speaker 2>Today's just sell themselte Man ready today to day.

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<v Speaker 1>I never heard them donkey other day?

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<v Speaker 3>Said it again, Charlamncy, you are.

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<v Speaker 4>Charlotte Dane's true yes donkey.

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<v Speaker 2>Today for Wednesday, September twenty fourth, goes to a sixty

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<v Speaker 2>three year old Florida woman named Marina go Naga. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>what does your uncle Shalla always tell you about the

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<v Speaker 2>great state of Florida?

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<v Speaker 4>Say it with me.

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<v Speaker 2>The crazy at people in America come from the Bronx

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<v Speaker 2>and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Even

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<v Speaker 2>though I'm not gonna lie. Okay, Marina did something that

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<v Speaker 2>I always tell y'all to do. I always tell y'all

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<v Speaker 2>to do your prison math. Okay, do your jail math.

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<v Speaker 2>Before you do something, before you jump out the window

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<v Speaker 2>and commit a crime, always ask yourself, how.

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<v Speaker 4>Much is this going to cost you?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Everything from bond to lawyer and especially the time if

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<v Speaker 2>you're sinners, can you afford to do what it is you're.

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<v Speaker 4>About to do? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Some people just move off of motion and they just

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<v Speaker 2>act okay, they just go. But some people move off strategy.

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<v Speaker 2>They ask questions, they plan things out. Those are the

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<v Speaker 2>people that I respect. Those are the people that are

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<v Speaker 2>truly dangerous. You're now in the comic book world, we

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<v Speaker 2>say Batman can beat anyone with prep time. That's how

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<v Speaker 2>I feel about people who prep before they do a

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<v Speaker 2>crime and calculate the prison math in their head. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>they calculate the jail math in their heads. See, there

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<v Speaker 2>is a part of me who respects what Marina did,

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<v Speaker 2>even though she's dead. Wrong. Okay, well, damn it, uncle Charlotte,

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<v Speaker 2>the suspensions killing me. Will you tell me what she

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<v Speaker 2>did already? Well? According to an arrest of affidavit obtained

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<v Speaker 2>by Law and Crime, an officer was dispatched to an

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<v Speaker 2>undisclosed location to respond to an argument between two people

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<v Speaker 2>regarding stolen property.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>When the cops got there, Marina told them she came

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<v Speaker 2>to the location to retrieve stolen shoes from a seventy

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<v Speaker 2>two year old I identified woman, and at some point

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<v Speaker 2>during the encounter, Marina allegedly turned to an officer and

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<v Speaker 2>asked them in Spanish, how much would the bond be

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<v Speaker 2>if I smacked her? See this is Batman prepping once again.

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<v Speaker 2>She turned to the officer and asked the officer how

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<v Speaker 2>much would the bond be if I smacked her. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't say what the officer responded, but Marina must

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<v Speaker 2>have thought she could afford it because she walked up

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<v Speaker 2>to the seventy three year old and proceeded to smack

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<v Speaker 2>him in the face. Okay, see one thing about me.

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<v Speaker 2>I respect everybody's choices. I may not agree with the

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<v Speaker 2>choice you make, but I respect when someone makes a

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<v Speaker 2>calculated choice, because when you choose to do something, then

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<v Speaker 2>to me, you have also chosen the consequences of what

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<v Speaker 2>comes with that choice.

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<v Speaker 4>Marina did her dirt in front of the police.

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<v Speaker 2>She even asked the officer how much would the bond

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<v Speaker 2>be if I smacked her?

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<v Speaker 4>And then she went and handled her business.

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<v Speaker 2>So that means she got to handle these consequences, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the same way. Now, what I don't respect is that

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<v Speaker 2>the person she smacked was seventy two. Now seventy two

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<v Speaker 2>not the same seventy two. It used to be a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of these seventy two year olds got that elder script.

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<v Speaker 2>They will put you on your ass, but that is

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<v Speaker 2>still considered elderly. And Marina, you sixty three, okay, even

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<v Speaker 2>though you can get you know, discounted meals that. I

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<v Speaker 2>hop there's absolutely no reason for you to be smacking

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<v Speaker 2>a seventy two year old person in the face over

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<v Speaker 2>no damn stolen shoes. See. I respect you being cold

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<v Speaker 2>and calculated and making a choice, but over some damn shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know what kind of shoes they were. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the person was seventy two, so I know they ain't

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<v Speaker 2>no heat. Okay, if they weren't Michael Jordan's nineteen ninety

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<v Speaker 2>eight NBA Finals, the Ed Jordan thirteen's, or the Nike

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<v Speaker 2>Air Yeezy one prototypes, I don't see the point of

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<v Speaker 2>the smack.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, they did a Nike Back to.

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<v Speaker 2>The Future joints, the Flu Game, Jordan's, and I'm talking

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<v Speaker 2>about the ones Michael actually wore in the game. If not,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't see what shoes could be worth it between

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<v Speaker 2>the sixty three year old and the seventy two year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it wasn't the shoes, maybe it was the principal.

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<v Speaker 2>All I'm saying is when you make decisions like this,

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<v Speaker 2>at least let it be worth especially when you're already

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<v Speaker 2>out on bond for resisting arrests and battery on a

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<v Speaker 2>law enforcement officer.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I didn't tell y'all that part.

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<v Speaker 5>Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Marina was out on bond for resisting arrest and

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<v Speaker 2>battery on a law enforcement officer, But that didn't stop

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<v Speaker 2>her from doing some prison math, doing some jail math

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<v Speaker 2>in her head and calculating that smacking this seventy two

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<v Speaker 2>year old woman was absolutely worth it. Her bond was

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<v Speaker 2>one thousand dollars. But you still have to factor in,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, fighting the case. And something tells me that

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<v Speaker 2>she cannot afford an attorney, but one will be provided

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<v Speaker 2>for her. Please let Marina go Naga, get the sweet

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<v Speaker 2>chut of the Hamiltons.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you are the dog.

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<v Speaker 5>Of the d.

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<v Speaker 1>Doge ah the day.

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<v Speaker 4>Ye always do your jail math, ladies and gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, jail math is probably the easiest math to do nowadays.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that math that my kids be bringing home

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<v Speaker 2>is complicated. But when you're in a situation, all you

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<v Speaker 2>got to do is just think about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it worth it? Can I afford to do what

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<v Speaker 4>it is I'm about to do?

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<v Speaker 6>I like the question. I like that question. How much

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<v Speaker 6>would I get if I you know how much?

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<v Speaker 1>Already? You got to calculate a little different.

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<v Speaker 5>But anyway, She's like, ah, you know, because I'm already up,

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<v Speaker 5>and you know I'm already in the rear. You know

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<v Speaker 5>what I'm saying, what's another couple stacks if I smack her?

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<v Speaker 5>Because you know she needs to be smacked.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, I don't respect her smacking and elderly.

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<v Speaker 3>She's elderly too, but just not on the same elderly

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<v Speaker 3>Let yeah, you know level.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, listen, she made a calculated decision. The calculating choice.

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<v Speaker 4>I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>So all I ever ask of you all is to

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<v Speaker 2>do your jail math if you feel like you can

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<v Speaker 2>afford it.

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<v Speaker 4>Andy, your business in.

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<v Speaker 3>The discount of IP is fifty five and plus. When

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<v Speaker 3>you're fifty five, that's when you get the discount.

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<v Speaker 4>She's sixty three?

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<v Speaker 3>Is he sixty three? So she discuss that checked just

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<v Speaker 3>in case. All right, well that thank you for that

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<v Speaker 3>donkey today. Now let me ask you a guy something

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<v Speaker 3>right eight hundred five eighty five one five one? So,

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<v Speaker 3>uh week ago I flew to Grease for my daughter's engagement.

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<v Speaker 3>Me and my wife was flying out.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, man, where are you talking? It seemed like

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<v Speaker 4>it was your engagement?

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<v Speaker 3>Shut up flying out? We're flying first class. Right, it's

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<v Speaker 3>a ten hour flight. My wife's seat was broken, so

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<v Speaker 3>they couldn't use that first class seat. The flight was packed,

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<v Speaker 3>the only seats available in coach. Okay, what are you

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<v Speaker 3>doing that situation?

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<v Speaker 4>That?

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<v Speaker 1>Mind you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm six foot, I'm tall. My wife's five seven. She's short,

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<v Speaker 3>so she can handle that coach see better than I

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<v Speaker 3>can eight hundred five A five.

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<v Speaker 6>You do, because it ain't no way. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 6>Mine's been six six three.

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<v Speaker 1>So you got your husband sitting in the back with

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<v Speaker 1>his legs open the whole flight for ten hours.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Like, what are you talking about? I don't want

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<v Speaker 6>to be there's wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a matter of what coach is, just the

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<v Speaker 1>matter of your seat.

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<v Speaker 6>Be humble what you paid coache.

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<v Speaker 4>Like majority of working class people of America.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you do, Jess?

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<v Speaker 5>I would be like, Babe, you gotta take that o

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<v Speaker 5>and sit back there. You're gonna got up and stretch

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<v Speaker 5>and stretch your legs. My seat ain't well. He so

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<v Speaker 5>it was her my seat broke. He gotta give me

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<v Speaker 5>a seat. Oh so you're not gonna ride with him

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<v Speaker 5>back there for ten hours?

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<v Speaker 6>No one of the seats broken, not both.

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<v Speaker 4>And when you say seat was broke. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 6>Like, you can't go back?

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<v Speaker 1>Can't go back?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's the pilot discretion to see if you

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<v Speaker 1>can fly on that seat.

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<v Speaker 3>Seat was you can't recline. You can't recline, kid, it's disabled.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's a cover over it and they won't let

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<v Speaker 3>you sit there.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have.

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<v Speaker 4>Traded seats with two people in coach, but you don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>they didn't know.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't even know it's broken until you try to

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<v Speaker 6>recline it.

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<v Speaker 1>So eight hundred five eight five one o five one,

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<v Speaker 1>what would you do? That's the question that was smart.

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<v Speaker 1>But I would have traded with two people in ten hours.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna in the back.

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<v Speaker 4>It's cold, so what you're too good for?

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<v Speaker 6>You let your wife sit in the front. You let

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<v Speaker 6>your wife take your seat and you sit and coach.

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<v Speaker 2>No, my wife would My wife would definitely be like, yo,

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<v Speaker 2>we're both gonna go back to coach.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well when we come back, my wife is like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>take the seat.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>If she just said take the seat and.

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<v Speaker 4>Cockroachy, you want y'all get your dance people, you want.

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<v Speaker 1>You go, you go, you go, you go? All right?

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<v Speaker 6>I'll tell you one of the third time.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all wanted the third time.

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<v Speaker 3>Third time it became eight hundred five eighty five one

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<v Speaker 3>oh five and what would you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast Local morning. Pull out your phone,

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<v Speaker 1>fall in right now, call me.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight hundred five eight five one o five one. The

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