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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 3: It's actually more like I know someone else's dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So I brought home a friend with me from college

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Speaker 3: a few years ago, like back to my parents' place,

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Speaker 3: and I woke up in the middle of night and

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Speaker 3: I heard my friend like moaning stop it. Yeah, And

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Speaker 3: I was like, who did she bring back to my place?

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Speaker 3: Like how does she meet somebody here already? And so

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Speaker 3: I like sneak out of my room and then I

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Speaker 3: hear another voice and I realized the sounds are coming

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Speaker 3: from my dad's room.

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Speaker 1: Stop it?

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Speaker 2: Oh what? Yes?

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Speaker 3: So I heard my friend my dad ew what I know?

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Speaker 3: I know? And I was like, okay, this is something

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Speaker 3: I'm just never ever, ever, ever, ever gonna mention to

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Speaker 3: either one of them.

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Speaker 1: No kidding? Did you wait?

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Speaker 2: So you never brought it up? Like, Yo, were you

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Speaker 2: my dad last night?

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Speaker 3: Nope? I never did. Maybe one day if we get

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Speaker 3: in a fight, I can be like, yeah, but you

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Speaker 3: boned my dad.

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Speaker 2: But like, now you're still friends with this person? Huh

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Speaker 2: uh huh, yep, interesting, are you still friends with your dad?

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Speaker 3: I mean I'm still daughter to my dad. I don't

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Speaker 3: believe in that whole like my dad my best friend

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Speaker 3: Like that sounds like I was a bad dad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that's interesting. I don't think I could still

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Speaker 2: be friends with somebody if they smashed my dad. Ewhoa,

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Speaker 2: So you've never brought it up to your friend.

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Speaker 3: You know what? No, I mean it's gross, But I'm

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Speaker 3: also like, I'm happy for anyone who finds love in

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Speaker 3: this world, even briefly. So I'm like trying to be like,

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Speaker 3: my dad's a person. It's fine.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for your dirty little secret. Thank you have

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Speaker 2: a good one, budd Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You

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Speaker 2: have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Okay. So it was like a year ago. I'm on

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Speaker 1: Tinder and this woman and she's kind of like kind

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Speaker 1: of intimidating, looking like a little wild and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: well i'll shoot my shot and I do and it

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Speaker 1: works out. She matches with me. I'm like great. So

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Speaker 1: we go out and she shows up and she is

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Speaker 1: like stunning people. Other people's heads were turning in the restaurant,

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Speaker 1: like it looks like she just came out of the

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Speaker 1: salon like it was. It was shocking, Okay, but a

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Speaker 1: good way. Then she suggests, do you want to go

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Speaker 1: out afterwards? You want to go grab a drink. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh great, So things are going really well. And then

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Speaker 1: we end up back at my place and it was wild,

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Speaker 1: just intense, just had this confidence and just she it

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Speaker 1: was like she knew what she wanted and she knew

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Speaker 1: how to get what I want.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like I always say, you know, you don't want

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Speaker 2: someone who's timid or somebody who's fairly new to the game.

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Speaker 2: I wanted Michael Jordan James ate with Lebron James and

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Speaker 2: that's great.

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Speaker 1: And if Ron wants the ball, you get Lebron the ball.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The next morning, right, she leaves, It's all good, and

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Speaker 1: then completely ghosts me. I thought everything was fine. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was all good, but like I could not

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Speaker 1: get her out of my mind. Then, since she's ghosting me,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, Well, a couple of weeks go by,

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Speaker 1: I just move on. I think, you know, too bad.

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Speaker 1: Another month goes by, I meet someone new. She's great,

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Speaker 1: she's awesome, and I'm still dating her. So last week

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Speaker 1: we're out in town my girlfriend and I'm a current girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: and who do I see but that girl from the hookup,

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Speaker 1: oh and still looking stunning. And I am like, now

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Speaker 1: that's all I can think about. And I start to

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Speaker 1: think about the way things are with my current girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: which is good, but it's not where.

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Speaker 2: It was, right. Okay, whatever that one person did that

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Speaker 2: you liked so much, throw it out there and just go.

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Speaker 2: You know what I was thinking about. I was thinking

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Speaker 2: you could do this very specific move on me, just randomly.

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Speaker 2: I thought about it. I want to try it, and

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Speaker 2: then your girlfriend could also be doing the thing that

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Speaker 2: you like. Honestly, I think it's really hot when dudes

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Speaker 2: ask for certain things, and I'm sure guys feel the

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Speaker 2: same way when girls do. It's just when you can

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Speaker 2: communicate in that space, that's.

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Speaker 1: Hot, That's what I'm saying. I just gotta asks, like

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Speaker 1: I've never had it before.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, do we have a whiffle all that? I don't know,

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Speaker 2: but what that ruba?

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Speaker 3: Do?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Man, thank you for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Appreciate it all right, guys, good luck, but I hope

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Speaker 1: it works.

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Text shoebol to four one oh sixty one