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Speaker 1: If your teenager looks constipated and weirdly happy about it

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Speaker 1: in every single photo. Here's why it's broken, Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning. It's because gen Z's new favorite selfie pose

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Speaker 1: is scrunch face.

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Speaker 2: Let me take a.

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Speaker 3: Selfie like you're trying too hard on the toilet, because

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Speaker 3: you know, duck face dominating for the long time is

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Speaker 3: the go to pose.

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Speaker 1: Then we had fish gape and sparrow jaw to animal

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Speaker 1: faces you're supposed to make to look cute. But now

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Speaker 1: it's all about the scrunch face. And it's mostly something

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Speaker 1: teenage girls are doing in their pictures. But to pull

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Speaker 1: off scrunch face, you have to scrunch up your nose,

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Speaker 1: squint your eyes. You're supposed to tilt your head a

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Speaker 1: little and flash like a tiny ground and you.

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Speaker 2: Do when you do a point five selfie with your

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Speaker 2: phone backwards.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's how you take selfies now, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I still flip.

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Speaker 1: I have a Nokia Flip phone, so you don't have to, Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's dumb it down from the back

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Speaker 1: to the scrunch face. It's supposed to be like the

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Speaker 1: face you make if you've just been into a lemon,

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Speaker 1: but a little bit more smiley. And if you do

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Speaker 1: it right, it's supposed to look real cute.

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Speaker 2: Girls do this with the tongue out and it's like cute.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If you do it wrong, it's supposed to look like

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Speaker 1: you ate too much cheese and haven't seen your bathroom

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Speaker 1: in days.

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Speaker 4: It's interesting the yeah, the one you sent around looks

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Speaker 4: like she smells something, Yeah, smells something icky, like she's cute.

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Speaker 4: I think she's just cute, so it just.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the best for her.

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Speaker 1: People have been doing this on social media for a while,

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Speaker 1: but apparently now it's hitting a point where kids do

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Speaker 1: it compulsively as their natural reflex pose without even thinking.

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Speaker 2: So it's everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Cheese like say, scrunch yeah, real quick, right before we

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Speaker 1: move on, I want everybody to get together with me.

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Speaker 1: Right now, We're gonna do a quick scrunch face photo

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Speaker 1: for digital Jake and he'll post it on the Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey instuff. All right, we're gonna scrunch scrunch on

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Speaker 1: three scratch were cute, Jake?

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Speaker 2: Was it cute?

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Speaker 1: You were all there checking out on our Instagram at

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, topically cool. Mass It's.

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Speaker 1: How we got that out of the way, and we're

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Speaker 1: totally cool. Let's move on to the shack collar question

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Speaker 1: of the day with Digital Jake.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, Jake, It's time to play the game show

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Speaker 2: that moves faster than a tree squirrel on a caffeine bing.

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Speaker 2: Our golden haired mensa student, Alexis, is ready to tackle

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Speaker 2: questions so painfully easy even a mentally impaired goldfish to

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Speaker 2: get them right. Part, will you put your trust into

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Speaker 2: her childlike discount manicured hands? He just saying that hand

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Speaker 2: is child like nails. It's another heart pounding edition of

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Speaker 2: three Seconds with Alexis. The theme of today's game is

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Speaker 2: simple science. And even though Brook adamantly does not believe

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Speaker 2: in science, let's go to the board and see which

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Speaker 2: specific scientific category Alexis will be tackling. First, Brook, your

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Speaker 2: category is ancient Greek theory and philosophy, right up her, alley, Brook,

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Speaker 2: Is she getting the question right or wrong?

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Speaker 4: First of all, I don't think that's science.

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Speaker 3: But.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, science, Once again, You're not the philosophy department inside

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Speaker 4: the science building anywhere. Okay, Greek philosophy.

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Speaker 2: You know what is.

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Speaker 4: Interesting about that is, I think that she may get

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Speaker 4: this right, because sometimes her thinking is so out of

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Speaker 4: the box that it actually ends up making sense and

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Speaker 4: being I'm a philosophy pretty yeah, I believe in her,

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Speaker 4: even though this isn't science.

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Speaker 2: Jake, all right, Brooks betting on Alexis to get this right. Alexis,

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Speaker 2: you can answer as soon as I stop asking the question. Alexis,

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Speaker 2: the ancient Greeks believed there were four elements that made

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Speaker 2: up everything in our universe, Earth, water, air, and what else?

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Speaker 3: Easy?

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Speaker 2: Ar It's water, Aaron light. You didn't even answer, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: We were looking for fire.

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Speaker 4: There's even a seventies band named after this.

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Speaker 2: They skipped an element that they did. But yeah, the

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Speaker 2: theory was suggested around four p fifty BC and was

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Speaker 2: later supported by Brooks high school boyfriend Aristotle. I had

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Speaker 2: to qualify that because Alexis may assume that Aristotle was

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Speaker 2: a rapper, a little Aristyle future. We have one person

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Speaker 2: getting shocked already. Let's move over to the next category.

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Speaker 2: It's four, Jeff, Jeff, Let's go to the board again.

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Speaker 2: Ancient Chinese cosmology. Jeff, is she getting this right or wrong?

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Speaker 1: It's almost cosmetology. Yeah, if it was cosmetology, she'd be

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Speaker 1: all over. That's true with that discount, man, I want

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Speaker 1: to believe in you. Hear Alexis and do it?

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Speaker 2: Is that a Dare you know what?

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Speaker 1: In your face?

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Speaker 2: I believe in you. You're gonna get this one right,

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Speaker 2: All right, jeff here's your question. In the ancient Chinese

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Speaker 2: religion of Taoism, they believe there are five basic elements

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Speaker 2: that make up our universe or cosmos akaa cosmology another one.

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Speaker 2: Those elements are earth, would metal, water, and what else?

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Speaker 2: It's fire, Jake. That is it fire, Jeffrey, And it

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Speaker 2: paid off and you're safe so far. We're about to

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Speaker 2: go back to the board for Jose. But before we do,

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Speaker 2: you should know we've already removed ancient Buddhism from the subcategories.

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Speaker 2: They believe in six elements, and yes, Jose, one of

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Speaker 2: them is fire. But your scientific category is the Disney

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Speaker 2: Pixar movie Elemental Jose, Will she get this right or wrong?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if she's seen it, but no, you know,

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Speaker 1: she's seen every animated movie in the history of time,

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Speaker 1: and she loves them and she actually pays attention to them.

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Speaker 2: So I have a lot of faith. She's gonna get

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Speaker 2: this right. Jake, isn'tything else concerned.

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Speaker 4: We're considering a Disney movie science.

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Speaker 2: I know better than the question the board. Jose's betting

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Speaker 2: on Alexis. Here's your question, Alexis. This family film takes

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Speaker 2: us into the world of Element City, where the residents

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Speaker 2: are all made up of the four basic elements. The

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Speaker 2: story follows an unlikely duo, Ember and Wade. Which two

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Speaker 2: elements do they represent? It's so cute. It's a flame

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Speaker 2: and water. That's correct.

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Speaker 1: Is technically not an element, but that's She's a little

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Speaker 1: like cute fireflame.

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Speaker 2: Fire, wade, ripple is water. So Brooke is getting shots.

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Speaker 2: Jeff and Jose are safe. That was three seconds with

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Speaker 2: alexis the only game show that can kill your brain

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Speaker 2: cells faster than drinking chlorox or your money back money.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a brain cells guy.

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Speaker 4: All three answers were fired, and she somehow got mine wrong.

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Speaker 2: Was fire and water.

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Speaker 1: Karma comes back to bite Brook for not believe in science,

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Speaker 1: and she's gonna get shocked while doing scrunch face singing

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Speaker 1: its raining men by weather girls.

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Speaker 2: It's rain in Benjulia, rain in bed.

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Speaker 1: That was actually really good scrunch face.

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Speaker 2: I can't to see our pictures. Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 1: Don't check it out at Brook and Jeffrey. That's your

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Speaker 1: shot collar question of the day. Phone taps coming up

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Speaker 1: in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,