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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from twenty

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Speaker 1: four mary Lynn Redgs cub August fourteenth through the sixteenth.

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Speaker 1: Tickets are available at Parlor Live dot com or called

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Speaker 1: four two five two eight nine seven thousand. It's another

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Speaker 1: on the twenty I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Colby Sazerak. I'm calling from wireless. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Sharon. This is she. Hi, Sharon, how are you.

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Speaker 1: I'm a supervisor in the customer care division and I

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Speaker 1: received I received a message that you had a complaint

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Speaker 1: regarding a conversation with one of our reps. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: you want to tell me what happened? Please? Sure? So

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Speaker 1: last week I called. I was having some trouble with

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Speaker 1: my data plan on my phone, and um, I have

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Speaker 1: a family plan with my mom and my family. And

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Speaker 1: as soon as the guy found this out, he assumed

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Speaker 1: that I was much younger than I am. It was

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Speaker 1: extremely condescending, called these sweethearts, which you know, I work

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Speaker 1: in customer service and I never ever want customers no

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Speaker 1: no a right, So it's okay, Uh yeah, so that's

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Speaker 1: your problem. Well, yeah, I didn't finish my story though. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's all right. I don't need to hear the rest

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Speaker 1: of it. Hey, listen, regarding that family plan issue you're having,

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Speaker 1: we hear it. You feel like when you reach your twenties,

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Speaker 1: you should probably have mommy and Daddy stop paying for you. Um,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, but you have no idea who pays for

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Speaker 1: what in my family plan? And that's yeah, well you

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Speaker 1: probably yours probably might want to be a big girl

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Speaker 1: and get on your own plan, then, is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me. It soulds to me like you all need

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Speaker 1: to have a talk with everyone, including supervisors, about how

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Speaker 1: to speak to your customers. I'm hey, do your parents

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Speaker 1: also give you an allowance and take you out on dates?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's just funny to you. Yeah, it kind is.

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Speaker 1: Actually this is absurd. I am a paying customer, and

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Speaker 1: if you have a problem, I can take my patron

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Speaker 1: into elseware have fun. See if mommy and d will

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Speaker 1: sign up with another cell phone company. I don't really care.

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Speaker 1: I'm out of here soon. Is just something above you

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Speaker 1: that I could speak to. I don't know, probably who cares? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I am taking down your information and I will be

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Speaker 1: contacting about this. I am livid. Hey, does Mommy and

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Speaker 1: daddy know you've been on the phone this long, because

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Speaker 1: that could really ring up their bill quite a bit,

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Speaker 1: and you wouldn't want to get on a time out

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Speaker 1: or something. Do you know what, sir? Do you know what?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be polite to you and talk to

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Speaker 1: you the way that I would like to be treated.

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Speaker 1: You keep be implied. I'm gonna tell you to grow

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Speaker 1: the up. Okay, thank you very much. I have got

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Speaker 1: to be kidding me. I demand that you put me

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Speaker 1: on the lineman a supervisor before I let you go.

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Speaker 1: I want to let you know I've been able to

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Speaker 1: see all those pictures you've been sending lately. Good work.

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Speaker 1: What you know, all the pictures that you've been texting

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Speaker 1: to your boyfriend, I've seen all of them. Good job, yeah,

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Speaker 1: color being. I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Come on, the pictures you've sent to your boyfriend what's

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Speaker 1: his name, Tanner? You have been putting in work? Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Nope? Why would

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Speaker 1: I be joking. You are a sick creep and you're

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Speaker 1: going to jail. I've written down your information and I

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Speaker 1: will be contacting your supervisor and contacting my lawyer and

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Speaker 1: put you in jail. I just want to make sure

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Speaker 1: the spelling on my name is correct. It's j U

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Speaker 1: b A l Okay Jebil. That is not the name

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Speaker 1: that you told me. Oh you know what, that's right.

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Speaker 1: I told you a different name, didn't I? Yes, you did.

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Speaker 1: What is happening? This is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. What it's a joke?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No? Your boyfriend tan Or set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god. He told us about all

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Speaker 1: the customer service issues you had. And he also told

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Speaker 1: me about the pictures that you sent him. So that's cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I hope he didn't show you and it those for real.

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Speaker 1: I tried. I tried to get him to send me.

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Speaker 1: Somebody wouldn't. What a jerk, huh? I am going to

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Speaker 1: kill him? Weak up every morning with Jubel phone tab

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenty call out four hundred bocks

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Speaker 1: six six moving ninety two five