WEBVTT - Donkey of the Day-Jose Simms

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<v Speaker 1>Char Mayne say the gang don't get out of shape. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You are donkey today. Do not discriminate. I might not

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<v Speaker 1>have the song of today, but I got to donkey that.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you ever feel I need to be a

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<v Speaker 1>donkey man, hit it with the he the practice club bitches,

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<v Speaker 1>they just don't keep today today. Wow, mister ed Sharon

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<v Speaker 1>Donkey Today for Thursday, May twenty third goes to a

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<v Speaker 1>twenty nine year old fugitive named Jose Sims. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna give a little donkey a little he

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<v Speaker 1>to Lieutenant Brett Johnson in the Torrenttin Police Department. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>Jose may be listening to me because authorities believe he's

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere in New York right now, Okay, Jose has four

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<v Speaker 1>warrants for failure to appear in court first degree and

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<v Speaker 1>three warrants for failure to appear in court second degree.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's seven warrants total for Jose Sims. Now, we

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<v Speaker 1>live in a different world people, well at least those

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<v Speaker 1>of us who are a certain age. It's actually a

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<v Speaker 1>great thing to see, you know, how life, how different

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<v Speaker 1>life is now, and it's great to see how people

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<v Speaker 1>are so different from how we grew up. But when

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up and you had warrants, you just you

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<v Speaker 1>duck the police, okay. And when I say duck the police,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean duc the police. You hit out. It's best

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<v Speaker 1>you can, and you try to avoid the jail at

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<v Speaker 1>all costs because you know, once you went in, especially

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<v Speaker 1>if you didn't have any money, you just gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to sit for a while, especially if it was for

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<v Speaker 1>child support. Lord have mercy. If you had a warrant,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you simply went and turned yourself in because

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't want the police come into your parents houge,

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<v Speaker 1>your grandma's house, baby mama house. So whatever your last

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<v Speaker 1>place the residency was, well, those days are over because

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<v Speaker 1>now when people have seven warrants, they called police to negotiate,

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<v Speaker 1>and apparently police in Connecticut are willing to meet the

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<v Speaker 1>demands of these fugitives. Now. I have watched a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of movies and I've seen criminals make crazy demands, especially

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<v Speaker 1>when it's a hostage situation. But it's usually something that

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense, like money, okay, money in a plane or

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<v Speaker 1>a helicopter to get the hell out of there, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>tangible things that you can use and you know, go

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<v Speaker 1>and live a great life if you escape the police.

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<v Speaker 1>But keep in mind those days A new breed. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm not on the radio, I'll call him new nigress,

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<v Speaker 1>new end words. All right. So his request is something

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard before, but I guess something we've got

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<v Speaker 1>to get used to in this era. Let's go to

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<v Speaker 1>wti C Fox sixty one for the report. Police one

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<v Speaker 1>local police department is taking quite the unique approach trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get a wanton man, and they need your help

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. Now'll take a look here. This is

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<v Speaker 1>twenty nine year old Jose Simms. Torrington Police say he

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<v Speaker 1>has wanted on seven arrest warrants after he repeatedly did

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<v Speaker 1>not show up for a court appearance. But, and this

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<v Speaker 1>is bizarre, Sim's apparently told police he will turn himself

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<v Speaker 1>in if enough people respond to his wanted poster on

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<v Speaker 1>Torrington Police's Facebook page. And then they negotiated this. Police said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>ten thousand likes maybe, sim said now I want twenty thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>So they met in the middle, apparently settled on fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>thousand lines. Right now the post has about eleven thousand

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<v Speaker 1>likes a four thousand more. The guy will turned himself

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<v Speaker 1>in I think he said seventeen thousand. Now, oh so

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<v Speaker 1>he got to terms seven, but he hasn't yet. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>why white as old they want this police in Connecticut

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<v Speaker 1>and complying with this. Okay, man cannot survive on lights alone.

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<v Speaker 1>You got kids, Jose, because if you do, your shortage

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<v Speaker 1>had ain't no life. Dog. Now I need to know

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<v Speaker 1>why Connecticut police think this is okay. Clearly this guy

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<v Speaker 1>didn't skip a court date for anything of any importance. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I would hate to think he had to be in

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<v Speaker 1>caught for something serious and CT police playing friendly with

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<v Speaker 1>this guy, you know, getting his Facebook lit all right? Listen, Jose,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you somewhere out there right now, I think

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<v Speaker 1>in your life is popping because you're getting all these likes,

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<v Speaker 1>the most likes you ever got in your life for

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<v Speaker 1>a picture. But those lights are not gonna pay your

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<v Speaker 1>lawyer fees, all right, Those lights are not gonna pay

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<v Speaker 1>your bail. Okay, those lights aren't gonna do a damn

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<v Speaker 1>thing to you. But give you a false and cucumfidence.

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<v Speaker 1>You think you're popping, but you're not. All right, Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>in jails donna care how many lights you got sir,

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<v Speaker 1>not to mention you're wanted. You're a fugitive. Fugitives are

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<v Speaker 1>not supposed to bring attention to themselves, right, Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think I pay attention to wanted posters? Seriously? Do you'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay attention to wanting posters, wanted billboard and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I look at him, I know, and you just see

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<v Speaker 1>the big warning thing. But I'm driving. I ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>time to look and see who that really is. But

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<v Speaker 1>guess what, Jose, I paid attention to yours. I know

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what you look like because you have brought all

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<v Speaker 1>this attention to your muck shot. All right. I hope

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<v Speaker 1>they give you a day in jail for every like

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<v Speaker 1>you get. I mean likes he got so far, twenty

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<v Speaker 1>thousand days in jail, all right, he should have shot higher.

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<v Speaker 1>I want your bill to be based off your likes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. However many likes you get, that should be

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<v Speaker 1>your bill and multiplied times ten, all right. And if

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<v Speaker 1>there's a reward for your arrest, I want in all right,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody reach out and touch one eight hundred no one

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<v Speaker 1>eight six zero four eight nine two thousand. If you

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<v Speaker 1>know the whereabouts of Jose Sims, I know you know

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<v Speaker 1>what he looked like because everybody went to this page

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<v Speaker 1>to go like the picture, and I know everybody knows

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<v Speaker 1>what he looks like. Okay, he looks like Rodams from Juice.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that's what he looks like. Some dunkey of

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<v Speaker 1>the days just sell themselves. Please give jose Sims to

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet Sounds of the Hamletones. You dog. Oh, you should

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<v Speaker 1>have said like it'll get that donkey. He should have

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<v Speaker 1>said follows and follow me, not just like this update

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<v Speaker 1>from the City of Turnington Police Department. This is Lieutenant Johnson.

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<v Speaker 1>We are getting a lot of inquiries as to if

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<v Speaker 1>mister Simpsons turned himself in yet as him now he

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<v Speaker 1>has not. We will update the post again when he

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<v Speaker 1>does turn himself in. Thank you to everyone who liked

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<v Speaker 1>the post and messages with infol It's all appreciated. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me like it like okay, So that's twenty two thous

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<v Speaker 1>These police might be smarter than I'm giving him credit for.

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<v Speaker 1>He might have did this on purpose, just because they

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<v Speaker 1>know everybody will go look at his wanted picture and

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<v Speaker 1>everybody will see him. So they're making him famous for

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<v Speaker 1>being that. They're making him famous. He really has no

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<v Speaker 1>where to go not famous, infamous. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>say the word. He's not. He's infamous, so they're making

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<v Speaker 1>him infamous, so he really has no where to go. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hoping that they also stream everything when he turns

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<v Speaker 1>himself in on Facebook. Why not give him what he wants?

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<v Speaker 1>My goodness? All right, well that was Donkey today. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>crying when he can't make Bill a Charlemagne. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for that Donkey today. Thank you you, Baige, Bully, Bully.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, when we come back, it's the breakfast club

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<v Speaker 1>Bage Baye Baige Bottom