Speaker 1: Char Mayne say the gang don't get out of shape. Man.
Speaker 1: You are donkey today. Do not discriminate. I might not
Speaker 1: have the song of today, but I got to donkey that.
Speaker 1: So if you ever feel I need to be a
Speaker 1: donkey man, hit it with the he the practice club bitches,
Speaker 1: they just don't keep today today. Wow, mister ed Sharon
Speaker 1: Donkey Today for Thursday, May twenty third goes to a
Speaker 1: twenty nine year old fugitive named Jose Sims. All right,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna give a little donkey a little he
Speaker 1: to Lieutenant Brett Johnson in the Torrenttin Police Department. Now,
Speaker 1: Jose may be listening to me because authorities believe he's
Speaker 1: somewhere in New York right now, Okay, Jose has four
Speaker 1: warrants for failure to appear in court first degree and
Speaker 1: three warrants for failure to appear in court second degree.
Speaker 1: So that's seven warrants total for Jose Sims. Now, we
Speaker 1: live in a different world people, well at least those
Speaker 1: of us who are a certain age. It's actually a
Speaker 1: great thing to see, you know, how life, how different
Speaker 1: life is now, and it's great to see how people
Speaker 1: are so different from how we grew up. But when
Speaker 1: I grew up and you had warrants, you just you
Speaker 1: duck the police, okay. And when I say duck the police,
Speaker 1: I mean duc the police. You hit out. It's best
Speaker 1: you can, and you try to avoid the jail at
Speaker 1: all costs because you know, once you went in, especially
Speaker 1: if you didn't have any money, you just gonna have
Speaker 1: to sit for a while, especially if it was for
Speaker 1: child support. Lord have mercy. If you had a warrant,
Speaker 1: you know, you simply went and turned yourself in because
Speaker 1: you didn't want the police come into your parents houge,
Speaker 1: your grandma's house, baby mama house. So whatever your last
Speaker 1: place the residency was, well, those days are over because
Speaker 1: now when people have seven warrants, they called police to negotiate,
Speaker 1: and apparently police in Connecticut are willing to meet the
Speaker 1: demands of these fugitives. Now. I have watched a lot
Speaker 1: of movies and I've seen criminals make crazy demands, especially
Speaker 1: when it's a hostage situation. But it's usually something that
Speaker 1: makes sense, like money, okay, money in a plane or
Speaker 1: a helicopter to get the hell out of there, okay,
Speaker 1: tangible things that you can use and you know, go
Speaker 1: and live a great life if you escape the police.
Speaker 1: But keep in mind those days A new breed. Okay,
Speaker 1: when I'm not on the radio, I'll call him new nigress,
Speaker 1: new end words. All right. So his request is something
Speaker 1: I've never heard before, but I guess something we've got
Speaker 1: to get used to in this era. Let's go to
Speaker 1: wti C Fox sixty one for the report. Police one
Speaker 1: local police department is taking quite the unique approach trying
Speaker 1: to get a wanton man, and they need your help
Speaker 1: to do it. Now'll take a look here. This is
Speaker 1: twenty nine year old Jose Simms. Torrington Police say he
Speaker 1: has wanted on seven arrest warrants after he repeatedly did
Speaker 1: not show up for a court appearance. But, and this
Speaker 1: is bizarre, Sim's apparently told police he will turn himself
Speaker 1: in if enough people respond to his wanted poster on
Speaker 1: Torrington Police's Facebook page. And then they negotiated this. Police said, hey,
Speaker 1: ten thousand likes maybe, sim said now I want twenty thousand.
Speaker 1: So they met in the middle, apparently settled on fifteen
Speaker 1: thousand lines. Right now the post has about eleven thousand
Speaker 1: likes a four thousand more. The guy will turned himself
Speaker 1: in I think he said seventeen thousand. Now, oh so
Speaker 1: he got to terms seven, but he hasn't yet. Seriously,
Speaker 1: why white as old they want this police in Connecticut
Speaker 1: and complying with this. Okay, man cannot survive on lights alone.
Speaker 1: You got kids, Jose, because if you do, your shortage
Speaker 1: had ain't no life. Dog. Now I need to know
Speaker 1: why Connecticut police think this is okay. Clearly this guy
Speaker 1: didn't skip a court date for anything of any importance. Okay.
Speaker 1: I would hate to think he had to be in
Speaker 1: caught for something serious and CT police playing friendly with
Speaker 1: this guy, you know, getting his Facebook lit all right? Listen, Jose,
Speaker 1: I know you somewhere out there right now, I think
Speaker 1: in your life is popping because you're getting all these likes,
Speaker 1: the most likes you ever got in your life for
Speaker 1: a picture. But those lights are not gonna pay your
Speaker 1: lawyer fees, all right, Those lights are not gonna pay
Speaker 1: your bail. Okay, those lights aren't gonna do a damn
Speaker 1: thing to you. But give you a false and cucumfidence.
Speaker 1: You think you're popping, but you're not. All right, Nobody
Speaker 1: in jails donna care how many lights you got sir,
Speaker 1: not to mention you're wanted. You're a fugitive. Fugitives are
Speaker 1: not supposed to bring attention to themselves, right, Do you
Speaker 1: think I pay attention to wanted posters? Seriously? Do you'll
Speaker 1: pay attention to wanting posters, wanted billboard and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I look at him, I know, and you just see
Speaker 1: the big warning thing. But I'm driving. I ain't got
Speaker 1: time to look and see who that really is. But
Speaker 1: guess what, Jose, I paid attention to yours. I know
Speaker 1: exactly what you look like because you have brought all
Speaker 1: this attention to your muck shot. All right. I hope
Speaker 1: they give you a day in jail for every like
Speaker 1: you get. I mean likes he got so far, twenty
Speaker 1: thousand days in jail, all right, he should have shot higher.
Speaker 1: I want your bill to be based off your likes,
Speaker 1: all right. However many likes you get, that should be
Speaker 1: your bill and multiplied times ten, all right. And if
Speaker 1: there's a reward for your arrest, I want in all right,
Speaker 1: everybody reach out and touch one eight hundred no one
Speaker 1: eight six zero four eight nine two thousand. If you
Speaker 1: know the whereabouts of Jose Sims, I know you know
Speaker 1: what he looked like because everybody went to this page
Speaker 1: to go like the picture, and I know everybody knows
Speaker 1: what he looks like. Okay, he looks like Rodams from Juice.
Speaker 1: All right, that's what he looks like. Some dunkey of
Speaker 1: the days just sell themselves. Please give jose Sims to
Speaker 1: Sweet Sounds of the Hamletones. You dog. Oh, you should
Speaker 1: have said like it'll get that donkey. He should have
Speaker 1: said follows and follow me, not just like this update
Speaker 1: from the City of Turnington Police Department. This is Lieutenant Johnson.
Speaker 1: We are getting a lot of inquiries as to if
Speaker 1: mister Simpsons turned himself in yet as him now he
Speaker 1: has not. We will update the post again when he
Speaker 1: does turn himself in. Thank you to everyone who liked
Speaker 1: the post and messages with infol It's all appreciated. Let
Speaker 1: me like it like okay, So that's twenty two thous
Speaker 1: These police might be smarter than I'm giving him credit for.
Speaker 1: He might have did this on purpose, just because they
Speaker 1: know everybody will go look at his wanted picture and
Speaker 1: everybody will see him. So they're making him famous for
Speaker 1: being that. They're making him famous. He really has no
Speaker 1: where to go not famous, infamous. I don't want to
Speaker 1: say the word. He's not. He's infamous, so they're making
Speaker 1: him infamous, so he really has no where to go. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm hoping that they also stream everything when he turns
Speaker 1: himself in on Facebook. Why not give him what he wants?
Speaker 1: My goodness? All right, well that was Donkey today. I'm
Speaker 1: crying when he can't make Bill a Charlemagne. Thank you
Speaker 1: for that Donkey today. Thank you you, Baige, Bully, Bully.
Speaker 1: All right, when we come back, it's the breakfast club
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