1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,160 Speaker 1: Char Mayne say the gang don't get out of shape. Man. 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:12,239 Speaker 1: You are donkey today. Do not discriminate. I might not 3 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 1: have the song of today, but I got to donkey that. 4 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: So if you ever feel I need to be a 5 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 1: donkey man, hit it with the he the practice club bitches, 6 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:24,160 Speaker 1: they just don't keep today today. Wow, mister ed Sharon 7 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,880 Speaker 1: Donkey Today for Thursday, May twenty third goes to a 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: twenty nine year old fugitive named Jose Sims. All right, 9 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna give a little donkey a little he 10 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: to Lieutenant Brett Johnson in the Torrenttin Police Department. Now, 11 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: Jose may be listening to me because authorities believe he's 12 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 1: somewhere in New York right now, Okay, Jose has four 13 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,600 Speaker 1: warrants for failure to appear in court first degree and 14 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 1: three warrants for failure to appear in court second degree. 15 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 1: So that's seven warrants total for Jose Sims. Now, we 16 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:52,599 Speaker 1: live in a different world people, well at least those 17 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: of us who are a certain age. It's actually a 18 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,040 Speaker 1: great thing to see, you know, how life, how different 19 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: life is now, and it's great to see how people 20 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 1: are so different from how we grew up. But when 21 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: I grew up and you had warrants, you just you 22 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: duck the police, okay. And when I say duck the police, 23 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: I mean duc the police. You hit out. It's best 24 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 1: you can, and you try to avoid the jail at 25 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 1: all costs because you know, once you went in, especially 26 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,400 Speaker 1: if you didn't have any money, you just gonna have 27 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 1: to sit for a while, especially if it was for 28 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: child support. Lord have mercy. If you had a warrant, 29 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: you know, you simply went and turned yourself in because 30 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 1: you didn't want the police come into your parents houge, 31 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 1: your grandma's house, baby mama house. So whatever your last 32 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: place the residency was, well, those days are over because 33 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: now when people have seven warrants, they called police to negotiate, 34 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 1: and apparently police in Connecticut are willing to meet the 35 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: demands of these fugitives. Now. I have watched a lot 36 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: of movies and I've seen criminals make crazy demands, especially 37 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: when it's a hostage situation. But it's usually something that 38 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: makes sense, like money, okay, money in a plane or 39 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: a helicopter to get the hell out of there, okay, 40 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 1: tangible things that you can use and you know, go 41 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: and live a great life if you escape the police. 42 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,559 Speaker 1: But keep in mind those days A new breed. Okay, 43 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: when I'm not on the radio, I'll call him new nigress, 44 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: new end words. All right. So his request is something 45 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: I've never heard before, but I guess something we've got 46 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: to get used to in this era. Let's go to 47 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 1: wti C Fox sixty one for the report. Police one 48 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: local police department is taking quite the unique approach trying 49 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 1: to get a wanton man, and they need your help 50 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 1: to do it. Now'll take a look here. This is 51 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 1: twenty nine year old Jose Simms. Torrington Police say he 52 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 1: has wanted on seven arrest warrants after he repeatedly did 53 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 1: not show up for a court appearance. But, and this 54 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: is bizarre, Sim's apparently told police he will turn himself 55 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 1: in if enough people respond to his wanted poster on 56 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:38,639 Speaker 1: Torrington Police's Facebook page. And then they negotiated this. Police said, hey, 57 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 1: ten thousand likes maybe, sim said now I want twenty thousand. 58 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,239 Speaker 1: So they met in the middle, apparently settled on fifteen 59 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: thousand lines. Right now the post has about eleven thousand 60 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: likes a four thousand more. The guy will turned himself 61 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 1: in I think he said seventeen thousand. Now, oh so 62 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: he got to terms seven, but he hasn't yet. Seriously, 63 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: why white as old they want this police in Connecticut 64 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: and complying with this. Okay, man cannot survive on lights alone. 65 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: You got kids, Jose, because if you do, your shortage 66 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 1: had ain't no life. Dog. Now I need to know 67 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 1: why Connecticut police think this is okay. Clearly this guy 68 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: didn't skip a court date for anything of any importance. Okay. 69 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 1: I would hate to think he had to be in 70 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: caught for something serious and CT police playing friendly with 71 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: this guy, you know, getting his Facebook lit all right? Listen, Jose, 72 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: I know you somewhere out there right now, I think 73 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,799 Speaker 1: in your life is popping because you're getting all these likes, 74 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: the most likes you ever got in your life for 75 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 1: a picture. But those lights are not gonna pay your 76 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: lawyer fees, all right, Those lights are not gonna pay 77 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: your bail. Okay, those lights aren't gonna do a damn 78 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: thing to you. But give you a false and cucumfidence. 79 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: You think you're popping, but you're not. All right, Nobody 80 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 1: in jails donna care how many lights you got sir, 81 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: not to mention you're wanted. You're a fugitive. Fugitives are 82 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 1: not supposed to bring attention to themselves, right, Do you 83 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 1: think I pay attention to wanted posters? Seriously? Do you'll 84 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 1: pay attention to wanting posters, wanted billboard and stuff like that. 85 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,839 Speaker 1: I look at him, I know, and you just see 86 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 1: the big warning thing. But I'm driving. I ain't got 87 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 1: time to look and see who that really is. But 88 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: guess what, Jose, I paid attention to yours. I know 89 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: exactly what you look like because you have brought all 90 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: this attention to your muck shot. All right. I hope 91 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: they give you a day in jail for every like 92 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,039 Speaker 1: you get. I mean likes he got so far, twenty 93 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: thousand days in jail, all right, he should have shot higher. 94 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,119 Speaker 1: I want your bill to be based off your likes, 95 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: all right. However many likes you get, that should be 96 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,840 Speaker 1: your bill and multiplied times ten, all right. And if 97 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: there's a reward for your arrest, I want in all right, 98 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: everybody reach out and touch one eight hundred no one 99 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: eight six zero four eight nine two thousand. If you 100 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: know the whereabouts of Jose Sims, I know you know 101 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,840 Speaker 1: what he looked like because everybody went to this page 102 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,600 Speaker 1: to go like the picture, and I know everybody knows 103 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 1: what he looks like. Okay, he looks like Rodams from Juice. 104 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,159 Speaker 1: All right, that's what he looks like. Some dunkey of 105 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 1: the days just sell themselves. Please give jose Sims to 106 00:04:56,160 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: Sweet Sounds of the Hamletones. You dog. Oh, you should 107 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 1: have said like it'll get that donkey. He should have 108 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 1: said follows and follow me, not just like this update 109 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,599 Speaker 1: from the City of Turnington Police Department. This is Lieutenant Johnson. 110 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: We are getting a lot of inquiries as to if 111 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: mister Simpsons turned himself in yet as him now he 112 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: has not. We will update the post again when he 113 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,600 Speaker 1: does turn himself in. Thank you to everyone who liked 114 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: the post and messages with infol It's all appreciated. Let 115 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,840 Speaker 1: me like it like okay, So that's twenty two thous 116 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: These police might be smarter than I'm giving him credit for. 117 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 1: He might have did this on purpose, just because they 118 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,919 Speaker 1: know everybody will go look at his wanted picture and 119 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,040 Speaker 1: everybody will see him. So they're making him famous for 120 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 1: being that. They're making him famous. He really has no 121 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 1: where to go not famous, infamous. I don't want to 122 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 1: say the word. He's not. He's infamous, so they're making 123 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,600 Speaker 1: him infamous, so he really has no where to go. Well, 124 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,040 Speaker 1: I'm hoping that they also stream everything when he turns 125 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,839 Speaker 1: himself in on Facebook. Why not give him what he wants? 126 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,360 Speaker 1: My goodness? All right, well that was Donkey today. I'm 127 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 1: crying when he can't make Bill a Charlemagne. Thank you 128 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 1: for that Donkey today. Thank you you, Baige, Bully, Bully. 129 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 1: All right, when we come back, it's the breakfast club 130 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 1: Bage Baye Baige Bottom