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Speaker 3: Come over, smack the ship out of your face. The closest.

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Speaker 2: And welcome to season four oh one, Episode five of

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Speaker 2: the Dailies. Guys, it's a production up. I heart Radios

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Speaker 2: the podcast we.

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Speaker 3: Taking deep in the American sure consciousness.

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Speaker 2: It's Friday.

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Speaker 5: That's what one of the dj used to do on

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Speaker 2: Curry is They would always be like, it's Friday.

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Speaker 5: We're working in rap rady on LA anyway, Friday, August fifteenth,

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Speaker 5: shout out the Homi deal and it's your birthday.

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Speaker 3: Bro, you're forty now you're washed, homie. Okay, see you

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Speaker 3: at the old folks soccer game where you're still giving it. Bro.

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Speaker 2: My friend is absolutely serving the elderly in this like

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Speaker 1: I remember we went to your fortieth and you were

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Speaker 3: I had I have portos, potato balls, Dunkin Donuts and yeah.

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Speaker 1: They were all just together to make sure all of

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Speaker 5: We were just talking about hobbies that make the ladies

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Speaker 2: And if blacksmithing was up, there is leather crafting up there.

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Speaker 3: Okay, is it? I don't know. It's also National lemon

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Speaker 3: meringue pie Day and National Relaxation Day. Please relax if

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Speaker 5: Yeah exactly. Hey, let you give your limbic system a break,

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Speaker 3: Anyway. My name is Miles Gray, aka why the fuck

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Speaker 6: And black folks just try and to do their job.

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Speaker 3: Aquamane is rising. Please move your steel boat or get

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Speaker 5: Okay, shout out Randall Dixon Art. We brought up chair

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Speaker 5: teenth the other day with Fabricio Capano on the show.

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Speaker 1: No, it's tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Is it Friday?

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Speaker 2: It's tonight tonight. Come through for facial recognition comedy at

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna stack up a bunch of penguins and I'm kidding.

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Speaker 3: put that. Let's talk about our guests. Okay, one of

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Speaker 3: know them as Alex Schmidt. I know them as Alex Schmith. Hey,

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Speaker 3: it's great to be here. Great. Yeah, I love a

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Speaker 2: She said, we could let's keep this going. We might

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna argue. The checks can't stop coming in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that that is a good twist. If like Paula

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just like burn this plays down, and also

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, exactly, go to We're gonna do some light

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Speaker 5: We're work shopping this for our weird made up gang

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Speaker 2: thanks for being here. Polay, Let's give the listeners just

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Speaker 3: First, we're going to talk about obviously, with every illegal

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Speaker 2: Reveals how unwell they are. But that's one of their

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Speaker 2: You know, Abe Lincoln is that big? Right, he's just

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Speaker 5: Can we force it to happen again? The answer will

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Speaker 5: But first, Alex Schmid.

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Speaker 2: No, not in this house, No, no Jesus, Alex.

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Speaker 1: In this house, laboo boos are haunted dolls.

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Speaker 5: The boos are they are they are nodes for a

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Speaker 5: this home. Okay, we are not compromising our salvation in

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Speaker 5: But first, Alex, what's something from your search history that's

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Speaker 5: Why is my landlord who inherited this building from his aunt? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: if you know anything, great, job you're underparted, tell me also.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like part of that is everything is hell.

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Speaker 2: Like, but we I mean, no people know who kind

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Speaker 1: But I feel like people are angry at everybody.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. I mean, yeah, how many people are

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was even happening when they were saying that

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Speaker 2: I wish Obama. I wish it was that elegantly solvable.

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Speaker 3: George Washington? Okay, just yeah, where's the teeth from?

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Speaker 1: Bitch? I know they're not wooden.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, that's woke. Making me admit that they were

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Speaker 3: slave teeth is woke. So we're gonna keep saying these

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Speaker 1: Dude, that's that's also groas.

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Speaker 3: You's just bullying, George Washington.

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Speaker 2: Go to Turkey.

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Speaker 3: Go to Turkey full get.

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Speaker 1: How embarrassing we left Britain. And then to solve the

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Speaker 2: What's under his hat? Oh that's a wig?

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Speaker 1: When I move your hair, it's dusting up in here?

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Speaker 3: You have some ash has hair it's Dan Drift my lady,

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Speaker 1: I would probably be a slave.

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Speaker 3: Back the day, we'd be freaking them out because we'd

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Speaker 1: I would be like, bu, I feel like, is that

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Speaker 2: just a good way to default eat Ship Chappelle.

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Speaker 1: Everything's a key and peel sketch.

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Speaker 3: Everything is key and peel or in living color? Who knows?

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Speaker 3: Ale Schmidt? What is something you think is overrated? They

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Speaker 1: It looks like it literally like they're trying to do texture.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, but it looks dirty. It looks like they

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it looks like it kind of looks like

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry that's a deep cut b et fucking description.

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Speaker 1: There's an artist I know who paints like very realistic

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Speaker 5: I mean yeah, because Alex, I know you're getting You're

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Speaker 3: Now. Are you a City fan? No, I'm a Manchester

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Speaker 5: What the fuck is a kit Manchester United was one

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Speaker 3: They've had a bit of a falling off and now that.

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Speaker 1: Kid kid is a club.

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Speaker 3: Kid is a jersey? Is a jersey? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Wait, what's the good what's the one that you you

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Speaker 3: Oh me, Arsenal Football Club might God.

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Speaker 1: Those are the only two I've like heard of.

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Speaker 3: Like so they're they're you know, we have these nations states, who.

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Speaker 1: Are you I wanted brown people to own white people.

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Speaker 1: I was singing reverse slavery.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but like no, they're doing it subtly.

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Speaker 3: They're like, if we can get people to go yippie

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Speaker 3: and then subtenly have that vibe associated with our country,

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Speaker 3: maybe they'll look past the slavery. Yeah, that's also the

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Speaker 3: same thing with like Dubai chocolate and people are like,

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Speaker 1: What is Dubai chocolate?

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Speaker 1: I saw it at the store. It was like a

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Speaker 2: D buy chocolate.

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Speaker 1: It's a felony to steal.

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Speaker 3: And then I saw that.

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Speaker 1: Trader Joe's was like Trader our Joses Dubui chocolate. It's

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Speaker 1: our own version of Dubi.

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Speaker 3: I was like, get the fuck out of here.

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Speaker 1: But what why is it so fancy? What's the deal

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Speaker 2: It has like a pistachio filling, Yeah, which is what.

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Speaker 1: People is that what makes it expensive? I mean our

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Speaker 3: It must be the importing of it. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Now it's thirty five dollars because it's made.

441
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 1: One hundred dollars. You can tish grape, but we live

442
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,159
Speaker 1: in we live in a fancy ass country.

443
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 3: You can taste the fucking sorrow in this chocolate bar.

444
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 3: It's fucking viby.

445
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 1: I can taste my child's college fun dwindling away as

446
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 1: I buy this Arawon and strawberry.

447
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh you remember that shit, the twenty

448
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 3: dollars strawberry. Yeah.

449
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,080
Speaker 1: I have friends who work at Arawan and I was like,

450
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 1: did you eat the strawberry?

451
00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,439
Speaker 3: And they were like, yeah, no, friends who work Arawon.

452
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 5: Shout out the shout out the home avahomie works at Arawon,

453
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:08,119
Speaker 5: the people watching, the frustrated text, the stream of consciousness

454
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 5: text I get from my one friend who works at

455
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,119
Speaker 5: Arawon constants like oh my gosh, Like if I have

456
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,399
Speaker 5: to see another motherfucker come in here asking for this

457
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 5: reusable Like there's always some shit going on, having to

458
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,880
Speaker 5: deal with the Arawan customer.

459
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 1: Very put me in that group chat. I love shit talking,

460
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,119
Speaker 1: even if I don't know the people.

461
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, you got a shit talk. You got yeah.

462
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 3: And it's like a hotline of like mental people watching,

463
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 3: you know, yeah. I just get the text them and

464
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 3: I put it together. I'm the absolutely, you know, absolutely,

465
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 3: it's always he's always texting some form of what do

466
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 3: these people fucking do for a living?

467
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,359
Speaker 2: He's like, it's always some shit like that. He's like,

468
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 2: who the fuck are you?

469
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 3: Like basically, he's like, you're pulling up at eleven forty

470
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:57,440
Speaker 3: five am looking like casual shit and you're buying seven

471
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 3: hundred dollars in like fucking produce casually and it's all

472
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 3: it's fitting in two bags.

473
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 1: I love.

474
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 3: I love.

475
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:07,400
Speaker 1: The Arawan employees are the opposite of Trader Joe's employees,

476
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: where like the Trader Joe's people be like how is

477
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: your day, like overly friendly, and like what the fuck

478
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:13,159
Speaker 1: are you?

479
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 3: What are you? What are you doing? I don't know

480
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 3: you want you deposit back for the I don't even

481
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 3: know why we give this ship out in glass containers, bro,

482
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 3: just give it back? Man?

483
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: Are you saying being in the Hailey Bieber's shake? Is

484
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 1: that what you're doing the smoothie? Are you filling a

485
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 1: bathtub with it? Why he needs so much?

486
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 3: It's wild. I have like relatives like cousins in Japan

487
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 3: who'll be like, oh, can you bring me like an

488
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 3: Arawon shopping bag? I'm like, oh my god, fuck smack.

489
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: The ship things are like trendy, like I remember bringing

490
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 1: stuff back Trader.

491
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 2: Joe's bags are huge. Reusable Trader joe bags are fucking

492
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 2: huge in Europe and Asia.

493
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 1: People are like the wasn't there like a Trader Joe's

494
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 1: like mini bag that they have or something like that,

495
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 1: And then everybody was like obsessed with them. Everybody, I

496
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 1: don't know, like people onto like consumerist weird trends or whatever,

497
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,679
Speaker 1: and then like need to have them because American culture

498
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,639
Speaker 1: is like so exported. They're like, this is incredible, we.

499
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 3: Have to have this. Just write a manifesto and learn

500
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 3: how to make your own home. You know what I mean.

501
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 1: That's American God fucking get it together loaded in public

502
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 1: when you're buying fucking Dubai chocolate.

503
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm downloading the Anarchist Cookbook in PDF form.

504
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 2: All Right, we will see y'all in a little bit.

505
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 2: We're gonna take a quick break. Word from our spo.

506
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 2: Oh we have no sponsors anywhere. Okay, we'll ride back.

507
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 3: And we're back. Like I was saying up top, we

508
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 3: saw this in LA when Los Angeles was deemed a

509
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,239
Speaker 3: war zone with roving gangs and we had fucking there

510
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 3: was remember that raid that happened to MacArthur Park where

511
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 3: the are like you can't drop a boat into the

512
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 3: fucking fake ass pond a MacArthur Park. No boats and

513
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 3: cactical assault teams must keep it toill limited. No more

514
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 3: like show boats. Thank you, But like we have this thing,

515
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 3: that's my time, folks, honestly, Jesus Christ. I just start

516
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 3: like sliding my hands across the soundboard, just every possible noise. Yeah, oh,

517
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 3: just all of my once like this here we go. Okay,

518
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 3: there's no one hold on, I said. I really enjoyed that.

519
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 3: Yeah that was And if you were curious, that was

520
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 3: Joby Jo Bob by the Gypsy Kings. Okay, that's a

521
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 3: go toed track. Oh shout out to the k Ones.

522
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 3: Also wasn't a day.

523
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,959
Speaker 2: So anyway, right now, the playbook of we must make

524
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 2: this peaceful city, I guess, appear to be some kind

525
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 2: of hellhole in order to justify, you know, light martial

526
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 2: law across the land that's happening now in Washington, d C. Fortunately, unfortunately,

527
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 2: like with LA, it was like it's a war zone

528
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 2: and we are here is the two pictures of the

529
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 2: way moo cars on fire to prove it, and then

530
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 2: you have people to do it again, right, and you

531
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 2: have people. You have pundits going on TV to make

532
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 2: up stories about how they saw a fucking MS thirteen

533
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 2: fentanyl baptism take place at Universal Studios.

534
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 3: So I can't go there.

535
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 2: It was inside dominion, it was crazy. We can't go

536
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 2: Nintendo World. They just got fiends bent over like folded the.

537
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 1: Child Luigi and Nintendo World.

538
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 3: I saw Luigi MANZIONI was radicalized in the Nintendo World.

539
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 3: We saw it. We see, we know, we know.

540
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 2: That's why we must federalize Universal stud Hollywood. That's fentanyl.

541
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 2: Let me try it, Okay, cinnamon and sugar.

542
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 3: I was wrong. I was wrong about that.

543
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 1: I will try every single other one, but let me.

544
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 2: Get a taste of that one. Such a weird scam.

545
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 3: That's like such a weird me as a cop. That's

546
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 3: someone's dad.

547
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 2: Who's a DEA agent who goes. Let me just test

548
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 2: that really quick. Let me see if this is these

549
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 2: what are these drugs?

550
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 3: Okay, that diabetes you have to cop Yeah. So anyway,

551
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 3: d C is now in the same in the midst

552
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,919
Speaker 3: of their smear campaign. Just before I start, we've all

553
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 3: been to d C. I fucking love Washington, d C.

554
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 3: D C.

555
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 1: That taught me about the pigeon that saved two hundred

556
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 1: people during World War Two and also keeps getting misgendered.

557
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: She's a queen.

558
00:27:55,080 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, queen, we love pigeons. Shout out to forty

559
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 5: Thieves the rap group where that's no pigeons as a

560
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 5: misogynist reply to TLC's no scrubs, WHOA, Yeah, yeah I was.

561
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 4: I was.

562
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 3: I was on the wrong side of history on that.

563
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 3: When I did have my.

564
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 1: Holes, I was thinking, no scrub scrubs on the playground.

565
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: I was on those like you know those metal bars

566
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 1: where you could just they just had them in the

567
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: playground and you yeah, yeah, you went around them. I

568
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: was just like, no know, just spinning on top.

569
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 2: The way it starts off is a pigeon is a

570
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 2: girl who'd be walking by my rim dark blue brand

571
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 2: who sparked to five hurt.

572
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 3: Her feet hurt, so she knows she won't to ry,

573
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 3: but she fronted like she can't say a what uh oh,

574
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 3: look that's not wait.

575
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: That actually does sound fun though, that's what it was.

576
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 3: Oh, y'all, chicks ain't getting not a uh oh. And

577
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 3: then it starts getting really problematic after that part. Yeah yeah, I.

578
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: Want I want the kids Bob version, so I can

579
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: still enjoy it.

580
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 2: Oh you're downstairs, ain't worth a ramatta?

581
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 3: Uh oh, I think that would be the kids Bob.

582
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 2: Look again, it was nineteen ninety nine.

583
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 3: I didn't know. I was fourteen years old, and I

584
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 3: was I was. I hated women.

585
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: I was fourteen years old. I thought ohen were bad.

586
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 3: I still do.

587
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 5: First of all, exactly because you know these females, what

588
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 5: they do out here? No, these fore males. So anyway,

589
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 5: DC now has to be the focus of a total

590
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 5: smear campaign.

591
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 2: Pundits are doing shit like the weed smell. There's so

592
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 2: much weeds. We talked about this yesterday's fucking weed smell,

593
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 2: which is like there's people of color.

594
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: Around and they're sad that I feel safer when I

595
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: smell weed.

596
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh oh yeah, I'm like yeah, I'm like,

597
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 3: these people aren't calling the cops for nothing over here.

598
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 3: They're not calling them at all because they don't trust me.

599
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 3: We don't trust them. That's why. Yeah, I think it

600
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 3: feels more like home more than so.

601
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: I hate cops.

602
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 3: There you go. That's the only reason though. They're like

603
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 3: trying to catch me.

604
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: Everything else they're doing.

605
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they just focus on something other than like

606
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 2: serial arsonists.

607
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 3: As Usher said, what a bird? You know us right Friday?

608
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 2: All it's Friday and we've lost our minds. But again,

609
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 2: this is just like they're they're trying to act like

610
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 2: this is a city that no one in their right

611
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 2: mind would visit.

612
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: Uh.

613
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,479
Speaker 5: And you know, to be fair, sure all crimes, All

614
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 5: cities have crime, but like the way the most effective

615
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 5: ways to address crime that you know, experts talk about

616
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 5: all the time, which is like you know, maybe less

617
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 5: police presence, more investment in social services, wages, affordable yeah,

618
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 5: free child anyway, that's always ignored in favor of we

619
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 5: need more goon squad on the street.

620
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 3: What's their record with crime? Bad? But let's keep doing it.

621
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I think it's pretty good because because they do

622
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: create a lot of it. So that's like pretty quick

623
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: they have like a high crime.

624
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 3: Can we stop with the humble brags about your felonious record,

625
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 3: like thank you I clipped yesterday of some of the

626
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 3: guys walking through Georgetown, like the militarized the town Yeah,

627
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 3: which is like townhouses that are made brick, cop shops.

628
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 3: Let's about it, Like they're so fucking bored and you know,

629
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 3: and I'm sure even those racists they want to be

630
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 3: hassling like people of color, not people in Patagonia fleece

631
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 3: vests with boat shoes on. That's all you're going to

632
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 3: get people of color.

633
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: We need to start dressing like white people. Okay, we

634
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: need to start.

635
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 3: I thought about that the other start for them by them. Okay,

636
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 3: fit Bit, we need cameo. I mean, if you were

637
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 3: a fit Bit, they'd be like, yeah, that person's there.

638
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 3: They're white.

639
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: You try to count your steps and you're not running.

640
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 3: That's how I feel safe.

641
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I put a Fitbit on with Apple Watch yep, and.

642
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 3: I smile real big for him.

643
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 5: Uh So, Anyway, some of the worst offenders this week

644
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 5: for in terms of like making stuff up about how

645
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 5: unsafe DC is. First up is Benny Johnson, just one

646
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 5: of these fucking clowns on the right. No need to

647
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 5: really get into his You can assume all the worst

648
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 5: about this guy. Here's him just making shit up about

649
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 5: a crime I've never even fucking hurt.

650
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 2: Just try and follow this. This is where he's talking about,

651
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 2: like he goes on this sort of like monologue about

652
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 2: ranting about how like they're like DC is a hell

653
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 2: hole and this is why because of just like the

654
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 2: Western civilization is at stake, and He's like, and don't

655
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 2: believe the bullshit you hear from people saying that, Oh,

656
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 2: like it's actually not that bad. This is This is

657
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 2: how he quantitily justifies this by giving you an anecdote

658
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 2: about how his own family.

659
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Speaker 3: Was at risk in Washington, DC.

660
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Speaker 7: Don't believe the bullshit that you hear online from some reporters.

661
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 7: Oh crimes down in DC. Well, my infant nearly died

662
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Speaker 7: in a drug fire after mass shootings. So no, DC

663
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Speaker 7: is not safe. And I can tell you this as

664
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Speaker 7: a matter of fact. It is one of the worst

665
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 7: most racist narco states and welfare states imaginable, in that

666
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Speaker 7: that neighborhood that I would walk every single day, racial

667
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 7: epithets were screamed at us, rocks were thrown at us

668
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Speaker 7: because we were white people.

669
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Speaker 6: This is a this city.

670
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Speaker 3: Up.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear If I heard somebody going get these

672
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Speaker 1: crackers out of here, I'd be like, this is like

673
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Speaker 1: a nice place to settle down. But also I did

674
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: I just want to say I didn't start the infant fire.

675
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: But also like, why these Republicans keep admitting their bad

676
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: Why did you say my infant almost did.

677
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 3: You leave it alone?

678
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 1: You leave the alone?

679
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 3: Let me let me just run this back again from

680
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Speaker 3: some reporters.

681
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: Oh, crimes down, Okay, this is crime down.

682
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is again. I'm I'm not a sociologist or

683
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 3: legal scholar, so I don't know what exactly he's saying here,

684
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 3: but what I just have to run this backs.

685
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 6: Down in DC.

686
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 7: Well, my infant nearly died in a drug fire after

687
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Speaker 7: mass shootings.

688
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 3: It's just be associating problems.

689
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 2: Hold on a drug fire after mass shootings.

690
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: TiSER so saying American problems, just looking around the room,

691
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:43,240
Speaker 1: drug fire, mass shooting, infant, grands student, litter boxed.

692
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Speaker 3: To death, letter box, letterbox, shout out, mia on, letterboxed, blackbuster,

693
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Speaker 3: late fee Okay, Lillard ruptured, Achilles a depressed wife. Uh.

694
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,720
Speaker 1: Drake Kendrick ban I'm sorry, I didn't mean I laughed

695
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: every time he said he says drug fire, and I

696
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: didn't mean t because I know drug fires are real,

697
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 1: but the way he said it, it's like.

698
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:21,760
Speaker 3: I its ship my intant.

699
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This is gonna be my favorite piece of

700
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: the media.

701
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 2: Nearly died in a drug fire after mass shooting.

702
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: Did somebody like shoot at what were they shooting at?

703
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: Cocaine or something?

704
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 3: He lives?

705
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 2: Does he live in a trap house with a meth

706
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 2: lab in it? So someone came to to to rob

707
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 2: the trap house and then the mass shooting caused a

708
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 2: fire in the drug lab somewhere.

709
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 3: But that's where you live?

710
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 4: Or what?

711
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: What is the area code of DC or the the

712
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: zip code? But two, I was trying to do a

713
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Speaker 1: seventeen thirty eight.

714
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:17,720
Speaker 3: Whatever. Yeah, so anyway you heard it with the Coco,

715
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 3: I'm in love with the Coco. My child, my infant

716
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 3: nearly died in a drug fire after mass shooting. Spent

717
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 3: andole it does laughing way the way he describes it,

718
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 3: it sounds like he threw his infant over his shoulder

719
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 3: as he fled taking care of the kid. Like why

720
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 3: didn't he almost die too?

721
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,399
Speaker 1: I don't know, Oh my god, on your kid doing

722
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: the Droygier kid cutting the drugs in the trap house,

723
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: I don't know. Was it a drug prodigest?

724
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 2: Well, that's why we were button naked, because when we're

725
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 2: bagging up, they don't trust us. That's why I have

726
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 2: to be button naked. When we're bagging up so that

727
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 2: way we can't steal anything, okay, and.

728
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 3: Change his dip.

729
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why he's not potty.

730
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 3: Try what's that powder in your butt?

731
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 1: Huh?

732
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Well? Me and my child are

733
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 3: constantly bagging up cocaine, Like what are you anyway? So

734
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 3: you almost died in a fucking drug fire mass shootings? Again,

735
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 3: this is so stupid, But this audiences nothing. It's because

736
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 3: it's nonsensible.

737
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 2: It sounds like some ship, like even a comedic writer

738
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 2: would have trouble coming up with something so absurd that it.

739
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 3: Rises to this.

740
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: Definitely, Yeah, that phrase definitely sounds like something on Twitter

741
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: that would go viral, like yeah, yeah, like I don't know,

742
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: nothing is coming to mind, but you know how like

743
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: the therapist was like I'm doing or the lady was

744
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: like I'm doing emotional labor for my son, or like

745
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: the disabled to jobby woman or whatever like that thing

746
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: that went by, like all of those random things put together.

747
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 3: Yeah like that, But it caught me.

748
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: So off guard to hear him say it so seriously.

749
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 5: Well, you know, you guys on the left are so heartless.

750
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 5: You just I can't believe you're laughing after hearing that

751
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 5: Benny Johnson's infant almost died in a drug fire after

752
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,240
Speaker 5: mass shootings.

753
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 3: Okay, so let's.

754
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: Move on, because on my birthday, can you just text

755
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,760
Speaker 1: me that instead of Happy Birthday?

756
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 3: I feel like I just need to make that like

757
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 3: a draft on the fucking keyboard. Oh my god. Yeah yeah,

758
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 3: Wait one more time.

759
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Speaker 6: In a drug fire after mass shootings, you have to

760
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Speaker 6: add the.

761
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Speaker 2: Infant in the It is it almost like it almost

762
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 2: sounds like he's at like a tap us restaurant of

763
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 2: like urban crime, and it's like we're gonna start off

764
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Speaker 2: your infant.

765
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Speaker 3: Your infant will almost take from a drug fire, but

766
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Speaker 3: we'll do that after the mass shootings. That works? Is that?

767
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Speaker 2: Or do you want that to come at the same

768
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 2: time as the drug fire or we'll have it after

769
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Speaker 2: the masso.

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Speaker 6: My infant nearly does uh huh in a drug file

771
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 6: after mass shooting uh huh uh huh.

772
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Speaker 3: Because because of because of the W N B A.

773
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Speaker 6: D.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I haven't laughed like this really long.

775
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: It feels good.

776
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 3: It feels good. I get When I saw it too,

777
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 3: I was like, this is going in the show because

778
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 3: this is so I feel and this it's grim make

779
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 3: it my ringer. We can only laugh because on the

780
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 3: other side of it being so fucked up that this

781
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 3: is being used as a justification for militarized police and

782
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 3: just steralized police in DC.

783
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Speaker 1: But holy ship, people throwing rocks at him and college

784
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: because he's.

785
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 3: You're describing what happened to black people. Okay, that's what

786
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 3: you're You're just trying to do a no reverse reversal.

787
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: And how come we've never heard of this happening.

788
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 3: To you before. That's wild because I see so many

789
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,720
Speaker 3: videos on the internet of that happened to people of color,

790
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 3: but yet I can't even know. Yeah, and I love

791
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 3: a white victimhood is such a hot commodity in this country.

792
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 3: I can't ran into.

793
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: Of teams of color and they like he would roasting

794
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: him his outfit. Yeah, they're literally they're literally just like,

795
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: why did you leave your infant.

796
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 3: In that fire?

797
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 4: Bitch?

798
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 3: They're they're like, oh my god, you're such a terrible,

799
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 3: terrible father. Why did you after a mass shooting just

800
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 3: like your baby in that mask that drug fire? I

801
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 3: can't believe they're like they're saying racial slurs to me.

802
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: It's so crazy.

803
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Speaker 3: Anyway, thank you for that. The other person is Victor

804
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,720
Speaker 3: just said he was a guy eating beans during cars

805
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Speaker 3: to the famous Yeah no, but he's like yeah, yeah,

806
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 3: yeah yeah.

807
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 2: So anyway, Mark Wayne Mullen, if we remember, he's the

808
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 2: fake tough guy who will pretend to fight a union

809
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 2: boss but actually not really he's actually a shook.

810
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 3: Man Oklahoma Senator. Yeah, yeah, he says. The weed smell.

811
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 2: Also, the wheat smell is out of control in Washington, DC.

812
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 2: Fun fact, Oklahoma has the most weed stores per capita

813
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 2: in the United States, more than over out here in Weedifornia.

814
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 2: Y'all got more weed stores per one hundred thousand people

815
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 2: in Oklahoma than any fucking place in the country.

816
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 3: So tell me more about the weed smell.

817
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: Well, the children got to work somewhere, you know.

818
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to use kids to have jobs. Someone's

819
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 3: gotta trim this flower and make sure it's cured. Come

820
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Speaker 3: on now.

821
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 1: But anyway, Fenny Johnson's infant again, He's like, fuck, I

822
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,760
Speaker 1: got caught again.

823
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, could you imagine I played the cliff of Mark

824
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 3: Mark Wayne one and goes my infant nearly died, yeah,

825
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 3: in a drug fire after a mass baptist or mask shooting.

826
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 3: After a Sooner's football game where they hot box that

827
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 3: covered wagon that's part of the entry thing and they

828
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 3: almost crashed it into my infant, who I left right there,

829
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 3: right there on the fifty yard line.

830
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: Talking about these mass pactists they need to be, they

831
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: need to be, they need to be terrifying.

832
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 2: So here's how God this clip just pales and fu

833
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 2: comparison the website Benny Johnson was.

834
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 3: So that was So that's on me.

835
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 2: I should have I should have closed with that. But

836
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 2: here's this is Mark Wayne Mullen just lying straight up

837
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: about the state of safety in uh in d C.

838
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 2: And that carjack just again putting out just false information

839
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 2: about carjackings. But then say, and that's why I don't

840
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 2: wear a seat belt, because that's how tough I am.

841
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 2: I'm very scared in DC to wear my seat belt

842
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 2: because of the car jackets.

843
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 4: And by the way, I'm not joking when I say this.

844
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 4: I drive around and Washington, d C. In my jeep,

845
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 4: and yes I do drive myself and I don't buffle up.

846
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 2: And the reason why I don't buckle up, and.

847
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 4: People can say whatever they want to, they can raise

848
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 4: their eyebrows at me again is because of carjacking. I

849
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 4: don't want to be stuck in my vehicle when I

850
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 4: need to exit in a hurry, because I got a

851
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 4: seat belt around me and that, and I wear my

852
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 4: seat belt all the time, But in Washington, d C.

853
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 3: I do not because it is.

854
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 4: So prevalent of carjacking, and and and I don't want

855
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 4: the same thing happened to me, what's happened to a

856
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 4: lot of people that work.

857
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Speaker 2: First of all, I just can we just can we

858
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 2: just sort of this is something my therapist says that

859
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 2: it is to reality test your fears, you know, like

860
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 2: that that seems like something. Can you can we reality

861
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 2: test this? So in this he says he doesn't wear

862
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 2: a seat belt because a carjacking could happen. So in

863
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,799
Speaker 2: this instance, is he just leaving his family the fuck

864
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 2: in the car? The segment he says himself.

865
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Speaker 1: He says he drives himself, not his family. Then he

866
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: is driving his own sugar ruin whatever, you know.

867
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Speaker 5: I think he was juxtaposing that with someone. I think

868
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 5: he was mentioning Chuck Schumer someone how they have drivers.

869
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he's like, I drive my own self.

870
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: I just love the idea of going seventy five on

871
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: a highway and just being like they can get me

872
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: at any moment. I gotta be you know what I think, uh,

873
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,720
Speaker 1: political Republican commentators, I think, you know what, they should

874
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: be safe and not wear their seatbelts. I think it's fine.

875
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 2: I believe that Charles Darwin, do your thing, baby, do

876
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 2: your thing. Okay, Awards, do your thing.

877
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 6: I know.

878
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 3: I'm like, Charles Darwin, do your thing.

879
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: Like do your thing, gurly pop, it's.

880
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 3: A Darwin summer y'all. But again, like, what the fuck

881
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 3: is in this instance he's I don't know, like I

882
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 3: feel like a tough guy. He'd be like, I ain't

883
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 3: letting anybody take my fucking car. But in this instance,

884
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 3: I mean using readily. I need g Jacker is going

885
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 3: to be like, no, bro, I need you out of

886
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 3: the fucking car. They're not going to be like, hurry up, man,

887
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 3: your seatbelt is too too long. They just want the

888
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 3: fucking car. So I don't understand the logic of like

889
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 3: I can't even have my.

890
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: Seat like That's why I also don't wear a booster seat. Okay,

891
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: normally I would, I don't. I don't like the idea

892
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 1: of like whatever Republicans are like, you don't like this country,

893
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 1: get out, and then they're like, we need to take

894
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: DC back.

895
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 3: I'm like, bitch, leave, leave.

896
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: If there's an infant fire, mass car jacking.

897
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 3: Leave please please.

898
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 1: If you're scared, leave, If you don't like it there.

899
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:31,919
Speaker 3: Leave, That's what I'm saying.

900
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: Go back to your Oklahoma weed shops or whatever.

901
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 5: Get out with your fucking booty weeds. I don't know

902
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 5: where y'all, don't know what y'all are doing to it

903
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 5: over at Oklahom anyway. But again, DC a beautiful city.

904
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 5: We got free museums. Really, it's chocolate city.

905
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 3: It's we got animated. We love it exactly, just waiting

906
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 3: to pop out and show people.

907
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,399
Speaker 2: But again, I think again, if you are a person

908
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 2: who is constantly in a state of fight or flight

909
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,720
Speaker 2: around people of color, then yeah, maybe it is terrifying.

910
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 2: But for me, yeah, because that's always the coded language

911
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 2: when they talk about Democrat run cities.

912
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 3: It's like that there's people of color there. Yeah, because

913
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 3: it sounds like Chicago's next from what Trump's been saying,

914
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 3: and that's just like sitting with black people and a

915
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 3: democratic mayor. But all these right wing leader type guys.

916
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 3: They seem really excited to tell people how afraid they

917
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 3: are of everyone because they can't say they're afraid of

918
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 3: black people, so then they just have to say they're

919
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 3: afraid of everyone in the city. And it almost feels

920
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 3: like a kink thing or something like they need everyone

921
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 3: to know how terrified they are. For I can't understand.

922
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 3: I'm scared of you, Mark Wayne Mullen. I saw those

923
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 3: pictures of you on January sixth, hiding behind the chair

924
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 3: like you're like, ah, okay, not a tough guy. You're

925
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 3: not a tough guy, and that's okay, and that's okay.

926
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 3: That shit's frightening, you know what I mean.

927
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 2: But don't don't do your selective shook boy act just

928
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 2: to malign good cities like DC or Chicago. And yeah,

929
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 2: I think specifically he really has it out for cities

930
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 2: with black mayors.

931
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: No, I say, let's go further.

932
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 3: Let's go further.

933
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: Let's go further. Let's do reverse sundown towns. Yeah, let's

934
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: say white people are not allowed in DC.

935
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

936
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: We got, we got the sundowntowns in the South. Let's

937
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 1: do a reverse. Let's do a reversal everybody's talking about

938
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,720
Speaker 1: race wars, and the race wars are just like white people,

939
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: you know, reverse, and the race wars are just like

940
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: white people being like I'm scared of black people and

941
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna terrorize them. And that's like the extent

942
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: of the Like nobody is picking.

943
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 2: Up arms against you, Like that community in Arkansas where

944
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 2: they're like it's a white's only community and they've got

945
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: they've turned it into their own little like m Night

946
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 2: Shyamalan movie.

947
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: Where they're like and it's just us, Oh my god,

948
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: they're gonna be so inbred.

949
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 3: Already, Like you're also with like white congressmen, especially being

950
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 3: like DC's taro. DC's terrible. It's a cell phone, Like

951
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 3: Congress runs d C right like you are doing a

952
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 3: bad job.

953
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: Did you think you were gonna work hybrid remote? Like

954
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 1: what did you think was gonna happen? You ran for

955
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 1: the fucking position, Like maybe when I get there, they'll

956
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 1: like change it.

957
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 2: It's all bullshit.

958
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 5: It's like I don't know, man. Like the thing that's

959
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 5: most terrifying to me about d C is how how

960
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:26,959
Speaker 5: much people jog there. I can't believe even our people

961
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 5: are so fit, Like who do you think you are

962
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 5: just jogging and ship everywhere?

963
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,919
Speaker 1: Maybe, but like throwing stones like they're trying to get fit,

964
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:42,240
Speaker 1: and it hurts my feelings. Maybe that's why metaphorical stones,

965
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: you know, could be.

966
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 3: Could be? All right, God, just you know, we got

967
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 3: a lot of mileage out of that.

968
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 2: Benny Johnson, play it again.

969
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 3: I made it.

970
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: It's just direct base.

971
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 3: Baby, if you're such a real gold to break machine

972
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 3: of a drug fire from the mass shootings about it.

973
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 2: It's like a fucking Looney Tunes video, a ship like baby,

974
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 2: like a drug fire after the mass shooting.

975
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 3: Here we go one more time for the people in

976
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 3: the back.

977
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 7: My infant nearly died in a drug fire after mass shooting.

978
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:27,720
Speaker 1: Every beat of that, it's perfect.

979
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 3: It's so good.

980
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:35,720
Speaker 1: That's gonna be my wedding vows. That's gonna be my infant.

981
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 1: I believe.

982
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 3: I believe the bride has prepared her vows. Yes, thank you, babe,

983
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 3: hold my hands, hold my hands, look me in. My

984
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 3: infant nearly died.

985
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 2: In a drug fire. Oh my god, after mass shootings.

986
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 3: That was beautiful.

987
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: Babe, kiss me.

988
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 3: Are you gonna say I love you or anything? That's it.

989
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 3: That's it.

990
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: That's it if he doesn't understand why those are gonna

991
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 1: be my vouse, he doesn't deserve me.

992
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 3: He wasn't man enough for me.

993
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be

994
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 2: right back.

995
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 5: And we're back, and just before we go, I want

996
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 5: to check in with just this new thing McDonald's just

997
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 5: trying to pull on their customers. Aside from the terribly

998
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,479
Speaker 5: fucking high prices that are just absurd at this point,

999
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 5: they're trying to get the fucking vibes back from the

1000
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 5: Grimace shake. Okay, the thing that we canonically said was

1001
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 5: Grimace has come that was making people turn into zombies

1002
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 5: and they were losing their minds on TikTok.

1003
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 3: They're like, what if we can get like some kind

1004
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 3: of new viral fun thing going for the kids. And

1005
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 3: they've got a new milkshakeout with an adult happy meal

1006
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 3: around this thing called McDonald Land Fantasy World of Clowns

1007
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 3: and talking burgers and fucking Grimace and whatever the fuck

1008
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 3: he is again. So this was like this was something

1009
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 3: that was part of like the like McDonald's company history,

1010
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 3: but they say it's been gone for twenty years and

1011
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 3: now it's back.

1012
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, though, bring back the fucking playplaces like again,

1013
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, do.

1014
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 3: You imagine in this era of like bacterial infections, like

1015
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 3: what a fucking.

1016
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: Everyone's getting COVID at McDonald's.

1017
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 3: That's part of that happy meal. Everyone's gonna get hand

1018
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 3: foot and bitch handfoot in mouth.

1019
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 2: So now they've got this thing, the McDonald Land milkshake,

1020
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 2: which looks like absolute shit. Have you seen, I guess

1021
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 2: looking at this picture here of it, check it out

1022
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 2: right here.

1023
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 5: It's like this fucking unicorn esque thing with like a

1024
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 5: blue thing with pink whipped topping on top. That's in

1025
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 5: the advertising, and then in practice people are bringing home

1026
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 5: this shit that looks like the inside of a zombis asshole.

1027
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: It looks like a la Boo boo took a shit.

1028
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,359
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, that looked like a la boo boo took

1029
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 3: a shit like a boo boo boo boo. You know

1030
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 3: what I mean? Uh huh, Let doo dooo, Let do doo.

1031
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 2: And the other thing is in some places they're charging

1032
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 2: people for like it's like a ten piece McNugget meal

1033
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 2: with a quarter or a quarter pounder kind of meal

1034
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 2: with this fucking shake twenty four dollars.

1035
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: They did have to murder a unicorn to make that shake.

1036
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 2: And around the average because there's people on Reddit they're like,

1037
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 2: they're like reporting what the prices are in their places.

1038
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 3: The highest so far has been twenty four. Others are

1039
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 3: saying it's around nineteen and fifteen dollars for this monstrosity.

1040
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 3: And on top of it, they're promoting it with a

1041
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 3: fucking VR like McDonald land metaverse thing for people to

1042
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 3: just like fuck around it. It looks like shit, and

1043
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 3: I'm like, how the fuck are these people so late

1044
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 3: to the game that they have no idea that the

1045
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 3: metaverse is like beyond fucked garbage nonsense.

1046
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: In ten years, they're gonna be like McDonald's crypto, get

1047
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 1: your crypto, goin, get.

1048
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 3: Your board, a happy meal here, You're gonna fucking love it.

1049
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 3: But it is seas at Mickey D's.

1050
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 5: Here's the fun part though, This whole McDonald land thing,

1051
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 5: as our writer Jam points out and found like this

1052
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 5: really great video on the Food Theorist's YouTube channel, McDonald

1053
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,879
Speaker 5: land is just like this bullshit thing that McDonald's came

1054
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 5: up with in a pretty shady way. So it goes

1055
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 5: back to back when Ray Kroc was trying to get

1056
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 5: a McDonald's into Disneyland when it first opened.

1057
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 3: He's like, we need to get in the motherfucking Disneyland.

1058
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 2: He even wrote a letter to Walt Disney being like,

1059
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 2: hey man, we served in the KKK together.

1060
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

1061
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 2: No, he said, we served in World War One as

1062
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 2: ambulance drivers together. And apparently Walt Disney was just like, sorry,

1063
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 2: fam that, I've got bigger things going on.

1064
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 3: So Croc was.

1065
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 2: Thinking of starting his own theme park out of spite

1066
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 2: called McDonald Land, and realized there was no way he

1067
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 2: could compete with Walt Disney, so started.

1068
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: To take Granmas.

1069
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 3: Wasn't allowed to be around kids. No, that incident exactly.

1070
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 2: Exactly, and then he had to change his name and

1071
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 2: move out of state and do.

1072
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,479
Speaker 3: All that and now and I guess now it's fine.

1073
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, it turned into like a more of

1074
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 5: an effort to just sort of like franchise like little

1075
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 5: tiny parks around the country. So the funny thing too,

1076
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 5: is like the McDonald Lane characters were actually just straight

1077
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 5: up stolen from the hr puffin Stuff universe, the very

1078
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 5: famous puppet oh my god. So like if you look

1079
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 5: at these two pictures of like the McDonald land characters

1080
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 5: and then HR puffin Stuff.

1081
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, on, these motherfuckers look similar. And that's

1082
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 2: because the ad agency that created McDonald land had worked first.

1083
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 2: They sort of like felt out the creators of HR

1084
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 2: puffin Stuff, Sid and Marty Croft and like, hey man,

1085
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 2: we got this thing going on with like McDonald's, think

1086
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 2: would be a really cool campaign and maybe we collaborate.

1087
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 2: And then suddenly the ad agency told the Crofts to like, actually,

1088
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 2: the campaign has been canceled.

1089
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 3: We need no further contact with you. But in actuality,

1090
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 3: the agency had already won the bid from McDonald's for

1091
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 3: McDonald Land, and then they just hired a bunch of

1092
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 3: former Croft employees behind their backs to basically create a

1093
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 3: copy of HR puff and Stuff for McDonald's. Obviously, that

1094
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 3: didn't do well in court, and the Croft sued or

1095
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Speaker 3: the Croft sued McDonald's and they won over a million

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Speaker 3: dollars in nineteen seventy seven, which I feel like, with inflation,

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Speaker 3: is probably like three trillion dollars in today's money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds about right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it has to be. Is the whole history of

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Speaker 3: McDonald's just idea theft? Like Ray cracks stealing McDonald's from

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Speaker 3: the McDonald's and like, I feel like next year McDonald's

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Speaker 3: gonna put out a whopperd like it's a ling, and

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Speaker 3: then they'll put out a frosty like like it's just

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Speaker 3: like we have the meats. Yeah yeah, Ving Raims He's like, sorry,

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Speaker 3: the check cleared for mcdone. They've been had the meats. Oh,

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Speaker 3: they've been had the meats.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So anyway, this is where they are at now,

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Speaker 5: And yeah, I think it really does. It does track

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Speaker 5: that I feel like with every great American company, every

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Speaker 5: great American brand is just a series of intellectual thefts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Shout out that band, Fevery Corporation, great band,

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Speaker 3: great time.

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Speaker 1: I say a word, You're like, shout out to this band. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just you're like, shout out to us they were great, right,

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Speaker 1: shout out shout out the rap jazz fusion group US three.

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Speaker 1: If you remember a Loup that was such a great

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Speaker 1: track from nineteen ninety two. Anyway, that's going to do

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Speaker 1: it for us.

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Speaker 3: Alex Schmid, thank you so much for joining us on

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Speaker 3: this honestly legendarily chaotic event episode where we talked again

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Speaker 3: what happened to your infants, son, Alex, before you go,

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Speaker 3: can you just tell me what happened? So it's hard

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Speaker 3: to explain. First a drug fire, then bullets, then rock throwing.

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00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 3: I just had kind of a panic attack, probably a

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Speaker 3: brown person's fault. Then smells like.

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Speaker 1: My psychiatrist diagnosed me with generalized POC disorder.

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Speaker 6: It's a.

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Speaker 3: Alex. Where do the people find you?

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Speaker 2: Follow you, listen to you, and what's the work of

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Speaker 2: media that you've been enjoying?

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00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 3: Please check out Secretly incredibly fascinating. It's me and my

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00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 3: co host, the wonderful Katie Golden. Yeah, and check out.

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Speaker 1: My friend.

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Speaker 3: And Yeah, I picked out a TikTok at someone doing

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Speaker 3: an incredibly specific impression of the band Big Thief if

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Speaker 3: they were watching the two thousand and four American League

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Speaker 3: Championship Series in baseball. Wait wait, wait, wait, what is this?

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Speaker 3: I just put it in the email thread, but I

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00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 3: don't know if she or something. Yeah, yeah, let me

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Speaker 3: leave put this in here because it's like ten seconds. Yeah,

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00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 3: it's the band Big Thief. If they're watching Game six

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Speaker 3: of the two thousand and four American League Championship Skies

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00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 3: winning Bloody Shock, pretty there's a stupid sports show. Johnny

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Speaker 3: Gerson on TikTok oid on that or anything but grand great,

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Speaker 3: great great pipes on him. Great, he's very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 3: big thief. Where did people find you?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? It is it?

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Speaker 3: My tie? Oh my wow?

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Speaker 2: You can yourself away from your infant.

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00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 1: It's on fire right now. That meme of the person

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00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 1: sitting asking their child's on the floor, that's Bennie Johnson.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Paula van all In p A L l

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Speaker 1: A B I g U and Hey l A n

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Speaker 1: everywhere except for Blue Sky where I got pullity.

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Speaker 3: So that was cool.

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Speaker 1: And facial recognition. Comedy Tonight, eight pm, Comedy Store. I'm

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00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: gonna tell you it's seven thirty because we are brown

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00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 1: people and people always say we start late.

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Speaker 3: Come through.

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Speaker 1: It's a really fun hang. It's a really great lineup,

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Speaker 1: good vibes, and the piece of media that I have

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00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 1: been enjoying has been let me find it.

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Speaker 2: There was Oh wait, I have here.

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Speaker 6: My infant nearly died in a drug fire.

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Speaker 3: Can music? Okay, I'm sorry I jumped in there. I

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Speaker 3: have two.

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Speaker 1: One is a video of a billionaire's yacht exploding Your Abiza,

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00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 1: which is fun. It's just from at pamphlets y and

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Speaker 1: I'm just watching it and I'm like, this is cool,

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00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I really dig this type of media. And

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Speaker 1: then the other one is pop based posted leon Leonardo

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Speaker 1: DiCaprio reveals he feels emotionally thirty five despite turning fifty

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Speaker 1: last year, and even Evan loves wharfs. Just just Jay

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Speaker 1: says he has a problematic age gap with himself. Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Speaker 1: I was like, so like, I'm like, this must be

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Speaker 1: the most fucked up man like in terms of like

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Speaker 1: how he's been shaped by Hollywood. Fascinated. I'm fascinated with

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Speaker 1: this environmentalist.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, let's see you can work and media. I like, honestly,

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Speaker 5: I need to go see weapons this weekend.

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Speaker 3: That's yeah, you contemptively saying that's what I'm gonna do,

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01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 3: although Her Majesty's not.

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Speaker 2: Going to go with me because she's like, I'm not

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Speaker 2: watching that scary shit. So I'll have to go get

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01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 2: scared by myself and so come by somebody, come meet

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Speaker 2: me at the cinema or regal.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know, I'll let people know. I Also,

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Speaker 3: I think this is probably my working media that I love.

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Speaker 6: My infant nearly does huh rug fine huh after mass

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Speaker 6: shootings Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: Put me in a room with this clip in moodang

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Speaker 1: and I will never release.

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Speaker 3: You.

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Speaker 5: Just lay this audio over the yacht explosion and mood

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Speaker 5: and you're like, this is Elysium ride.

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Speaker 3: I have a ride.

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Speaker 5: Find me at Miles of Gray everywhere also talking ninety

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Speaker 5: four Tony de Fiance. You can find us at the

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Speaker 5: Daily Zeitgeist pretty much everywhere. We're the Daily zeit Guys

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Speaker 5: on Instagram, and you can go to the description of

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01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 5: this episode on whatever app you're listening to.

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Speaker 3: Now scroll down a wee bit and there you will

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Speaker 3: find the footnotes thank you, where you can find all

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Speaker 3: the links of the information we talked about today, as

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Speaker 3: well as a song we are going to ride out on.

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Speaker 3: And also, hey, please, if you haven't left us a review,

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Speaker 3: we'd appreciate that. You know, there's some people learning about

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Speaker 3: the show again, so if you're kind of new to

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Speaker 3: the if you're new to the Gang, go ahead and

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Speaker 3: leave a review and make sure it's really good for

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Speaker 3: long winded or maybe just reference Benny Johnson's quote so

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Speaker 3: I know that you're listening to me, but anyway you

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Speaker 3: can find that there now. The song that we will

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Speaker 3: ride out on this is from Puerto Rican legends La

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Speaker 3: plaix Tet. This track is called Riendo Cochacha and it's

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Speaker 3: just a fucking great, great track. It feels like summer,

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Speaker 3: feels like Friday. Enjoy your weekend or maybe your work

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Speaker 3: week starting, I don't know, whatever it is. Enjoy your day.

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Speaker 5: We'll be back on yeah Monday to tell you what's

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Speaker 5: trending over the weekend, and then we'll have the best

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Speaker 5: of episode also coming out this weekend. So in case

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Speaker 5: you didn't hear every episode, you hear the best bits

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Speaker 5: in one place coming out tomorrow on Saturday.

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Speaker 3: That'll do it for us. We'll talk to you Monday. Bye.

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Speaker 3: The Daily Zeite Guys is executive produced by Catherine Law,

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Speaker 3: co produced by Bae Wag, co produced by Victor Wright,

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Speaker 3: co written by J. M McNabb, edited and engineered by

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Speaker 3: Justin Connor.