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Eight seven seven three 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:52.600 d P Show email address DP at dan Patrick dot com, 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:56.400 Twitter handle at dp's show. Seaton will do the honors 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:59.000 with the poll question coming up in a little bit, 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:02.440 and we'll talk to Mike Arko Michael be on the 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:06.160 call for tonight's game on NBC and Peacock. On Peacock 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:09.040 our streaming partner, download the app. You can watch this 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:12.280 program and you know the weight is finally over. We 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:14.600 get Buffalo and we get the Rams to kick off 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:17.480 this season tonight. Now, what I've liked to have had 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:20.880 Buffalo play Kansas City. Yes, but that's not the way 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:24.280 it work works. The defending Super Bowl champs get to 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:27.520 host Opening Night Thursday night. That's why you have the 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:31.239 Rams hosting the Buffalo Bills. Now, let me mention this. 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:35.360 I know everybody loves the Buffalo Bills, which scares me 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:40.800 because we're never right the consensus. Like. But then I had, 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:44.360 you know, NFL scouts saying, why are you overthinking this? 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:49.040 And he posed the question to me. The friend of 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.880 mine says, what if the Rams didn't win the Super 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:57.160 Bowl last year, would you pick them? I said probably. 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.880 He said, sometimes it's right in front of you and 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.840 you don't want to acknowledge that the Rams are still 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:07.400 the team to beat in the NFC. But because teams 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:10.880 don't repeat his Super Bowl chams, people won't pick the 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:14.160 Rams this year. He said, That to me is flawed logic. 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:16.840 I said, but I have history on my side. They 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:20.200 don't repeat, so do I take the Rams? And the 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:23.920 Rams may have gotten better in the offseason. Keep in 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:26.880 mind super Bowl odds last year the Rams were fourth, 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.320 so they were there. It's not a big surprise that 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:32.440 they did go to the super Bowl and win the 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.240 Super Bowl but if the Rams didn't win the Super 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.600 Bowl last year, how many people would look at them 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:40.960 to go back or just to go to the Super Bowl. 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:45.120 I'd say a majority, not the consensus we have with 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:48.280 the Buffalo Bills. And you also look at the division 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.840 that you're in. Are you going to survive? Are you 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:54.640 going to get beat up? This used to happen in 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:58.720 the NFC West with Seattle and the Niners and the Rams. 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.920 You just beat each other up all season long. You're 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.360 going to have that in the AFC West. I think 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:08.520 probably in the AFC North with the Ravens and the Browns, 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:14.520 Bengals in the Steelers. How tough is your division? Buffalo's 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:17.520 got the Patriots, they feel like an average team, Miami 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:20.679 a little above average. The Jets will be a little 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:24.360 bit better, at least they should be, but they don't 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:27.960 have anybody that's really threatening them. How many divisions can 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:31.760 you say that about the Niners talent wise or right 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:35.560 on par with the Rams. Seattle may knock off somebody 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:38.200 just because they still have a couple of playmakers there, 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:42.599 and I don't know about Arizona. There is the potential there. 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:45.320 But that's a great first half of the season team, 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:48.040 it's the second half that we have some problems there. 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:52.719 I look at Tampa Bay. They still have Tom Brady, 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.320 but even though they have a lot of talent, it 0:04:56.160 --> 0:05:00.000 feels like this could go wrong for Tom Brady this year. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:03.680 And it's rare when I say that, but just everything 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:07.039 that happened, what's happening to him in his personal life. 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:10.679 And then you have an offensive line where your best 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:14.760 offensive lineman is injured, your second best offensive lineman retired 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:18.920 Julio Jones is there, but he's the artist formerly known 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:23.640 as Godwin coming back from an injury. We love Mike Evans. 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.880 Can you get something big out of Leonard Fournette when 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.760 you need to? There's no grounk there. Todd Bowle's new 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:33.040 head coach, even though he's coached before there, it just 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:36.840 feels like there's a lot going on there. The Saints, 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:40.159 it comes down to Jameis Winston because I do think 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:44.839 they have the talent. I think they're going to be 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:48.760 one of those teams where you go, Wow, didn't see 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.400 that coming, or man, I should have seen that coming. 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:56.280 It's a good team, and I think Chris Olave is 0:05:56.320 --> 0:06:00.719 a great wide receiver. Can Michael Thomas be a great 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:03.560 wide receiver again. Can he reclaim what he did in 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:06.400 twenty eighteen? Like, those are some of the concerns that 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:09.480 I have, But those are good concerns. Now you do 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:13.120 have a rookie head coach. But it still comes back 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:16.240 to Jameis Winston and here he is giving us an 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:20.719 anatomy lesson yesterday. You got certain things that we're all like. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.599 It's body is so symmetrical, right you got you got 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:25.680 your wrists, you know? And what are your wrists on 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.680 the bottom half? The ankles? You know? And you got 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:30.000 your shoulders up top? What are your shoulder your hips? 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:31.800 You know what I'm saying. You got your elbows? What 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:35.800 are you elbows? Your knees? Right? Like? So well, it's 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:40.320 symmetrical and you just gotta work different parts. Huh oh no, 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:45.520 I just changed my super fo I know. Uh. Yes, 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:49.160 see is it weird that I completely understand what he's saying. Yes, 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:53.440 it makes perfect sense to me. I totally get it. Yes, Todd, 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:56.359 I couldn't help with think while I was hearing that head, shoulders, knees, 0:06:56.400 --> 0:07:00.920 and toes little children. Yes, act he had him all right, 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:07.160 the order, the placement. Technically he is right. He's not crazy, 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:11.400 but he's unique. Unique. Unique is a positive version of cracks. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.640 I mean, your risks are basically, you know, like the 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.400 ankles of your hands. I totally get that. Okay, why 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:20.800 are we talking about because our body's just so symmetrical, 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:24.480 but we don't need to I don't know what your 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:28.040 h your hip and your shoulder or schlacken or basically 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:31.960 the exact same thing. Totally get that. Yes, okay, so 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:34.520 why are we discussing that all do? I think he 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:37.480 just brought it up on his own. But yeah, that now, 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.480 if he brought it up on his own, then I'd say, 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:41.120 all right, you're crazy. By the way, I was just 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:45.600 thinking to something, Yeah, yeah, like our knees are sort 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:49.280 of like the elbows of our legs. You understood, the 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:55.160 ankles are the knees that our elbows are to our shoulders. Huh. Yes, 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.760 that was like a Bill Walton or old school like 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:00.080 a Dennis Hopper answer to a question. But they are 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:05.360 you smoking pots? When they did it blue? It's illegal. 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:11.760 By the way, I am calling for under reaction Friday. 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:18.360 We always have overreaction. Monday, I'm calling for underreaction. Let's 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:23.520 say the Rams win by four, anybody going to overreact? 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:29.800 If Buffalo wins by four, they're favored by two or 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:33.320 two and a half. Is anybody going to overreact? Now 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:37.920 here's your overreaction. If Buffalo blows out the Rams, then 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:42.280 everybody's going to be on Buffalo's bandwagon. If the Rams 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:48.240 blow out Buffalo, the following will be said, man shouldn't 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:52.240 have doubted the Rams. There's no hangover here. It's such 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:54.760 a long season, and we should look at the NFL 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:58.000 season the way we do college football, because we start 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:00.120 out and we fall in love with the team or 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.760 a player or both, and then all of a sudden 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:06.079 it gets to December and you go, weren't you big 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:11.599 on Iowa State brock Purty. Yeah, but that was in September. 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:16.080 Leonard Fournette won the Heisman in September a few years 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.800 ago when he was at LSU. That's what happens. We 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:21.400 fall in love with the team early, or we bury 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:24.360 a team early, and that's what's going to happen in 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:30.199 the NFL Seaton Poll question today is what Pauly sent 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:33.160 in a banger here career? I AT want going forward? 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:39.360 Alan mahomes Lamar Burrow, you know that Lamar Jackson situation. 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:42.480 I don't know if it's delicate or not, and maybe 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.720 I've been overreacting to it. I think it's a big 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:50.920 deal that does he have to prove himself again this year? 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:55.959 And it feels like that because the deadline is tomorrow 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:59.440 if he doesn't have a new contract, and if you 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:03.120 have your mom representing you, and I'm going to guess 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:07.760 you hire a lawyer, you pay an hourly wage to him. 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:11.560 I don't know if his mom has legal background, but 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.679 his mom is representing him. Plus, I'd love to have 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:19.280 a camera on the conversation between the Ravens and Lamar 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:24.080 Jackson's mom, because are you going to say to her 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.160 what you would normally say? Maybe to his agent that 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.520 doesn't get back to your client. Because this happened to me, 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:35.000 My agent famously went in to negotiate a contract with 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:38.840 Mark Shapiro, who was running ESPN, and Shapiro said to 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:43.040 my agent, he's over the hill and nobody will hire him. 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:46.559 And that was sixteen years ago, and he might have 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.480 been right, but then he did want to resign me. 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.640 But the things that are said in those moments, and 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:53.840 then my agent said after the fact, when I, of 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:58.160 course went crawling back to ESPN, like, will you jake me, 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:03.280 please take whatever you have, give me your scraps, give 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.560 me what you're not giving Burman. And then my agent said, yeah, 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:08.439 you know, Shapiro said that you're over the hill and 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:11.640 you won't get another job. Thank god. You know, I 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.880 was so naive. And then you had to go work 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:17.200 for yourself. Dan started your own show because nobody would 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:22.640 hire you. So he was right. Yeah, yess Mark was 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.520 right Dan. Yeah, that's my point. Yeah, maybe he was. 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:30.200 But can you imagine uh, Steve Biscotti when he's in 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:34.319 there or Bishotti? Uh isn't Biscotti? Is that the cookie 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:37.360 that's the stuff you're putting your coffee? Yeah, which is lovely, Yeah, 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:41.760 lovely treat? Are those cookies? His name is Steve Biscotti, Bisotti, 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:46.280 Biscottie those on the airplane. Yeah, they do, lovely treat. No, 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:49.320 they're not, they're not. They're lame when they're little chocolate 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:52.679 you No, No, it's it's like a they're not chocolate, man. 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:54.960 You know what a good though? Those Uh like Pepperidge 0:11:55.000 --> 0:12:01.880 Farm Milano cookies. Let's get some milanos, Lien Milano. Yes, 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:06.200 you can crush I sleep Milano, Yes I could. Yeah, Yeah, 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:09.679 I like that. They you know, they have them in uh, 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:12.880 like there's a separation there, like here's four of them. 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:15.439 That's enough. Yes, you got to go past that. Now 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:17.120 you're just being a pig. But that's enough. Yeah, like 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:20.440 they're telling you, hey, that's enough, all right, walk away 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:24.600 from the bag, put the bag down. But yeah, they 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:27.679 put them where there's like here's here's the first level 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:31.040 and then there's second level. Oh if you go third level, 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:35.160 but you want to save some for someone else. Yes, 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:38.679 Scottie is an Italian I'm in biscuit they called him. 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:42.080 I'm in biscuit sometimes confused for a cookie. Yes, it's 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:45.880 not a cookie, it's a biscuit and it's boring. Well here, 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:48.880 it's dry on purpose because it's basically a cookie sponge. 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:51.600 It's you're encouraged to dip it in your drink, which 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:56.760 is a coffee type of drink. Actual sound from do 0:12:56.840 --> 0:13:00.800 you know that? I did that? My wife's family had 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:03.760 an Italian feast over the weekend and I tried to 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:10.160 do the fake accent where and then they looked at 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:13.480 me and they go, that's not funny. And I go, 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:17.920 I thought it was that's I'm sorry. My wife is 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:20.160 so mad at me now because not I try to 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:21.920 stop doing it, but sometimes I can't help it. But 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:27.160 now our son does it and help it. She's like, Patrick, 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:29.240 you know see that's not funny. It's not funny. That's 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:31.760 my heritage. That is not funny. I know. I caught 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:38.240 some grief because you know, I kind of mood and 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.280 they don't think it's funny. I go, why is it 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:43.920 that everybody laughs at the Irish but we're not allowed 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:47.079 to laugh at anybody else? Tell me that, Todd, I 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.240 don't get it. Why it's why is that offensive? It's 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.600 like unique, it's fun I don't know. That's not meant 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.560 to be mean. I don't think when you do that impersonation. Yeah, 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:59.160 as my wife says, not everybody gets your sense of 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:03.680 human I can't tell you how many times she tells 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:07.360 me that. I go, I know, that's great. Yes, I'm 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:13.079 actually believe we're not going to a Calamari festival. Nothing 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:15.360 surprising about that at all, not at all. Yeah, believe 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.200 it or not? What do you mean? Of course, first 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:19.400 week in the NFL season, I'm at a Calamari festival. 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:24.560 In Rhode Island. Most believable thing you said today? Yeah, 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:28.560 what do you wear it? Get your outfit picked that already? 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:31.240 You know, I'm gonna guess there's valore involved. I'll be 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:38.240 lightly bredded toe shoes, sir, sir, capri pants whatever. No, 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:47.320 you can't. All right, nobody gets you ready for the happy, 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:56.040 happy football, Happy football. Marv's team is the Niners Seaton. 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:59.360 I don't know, are you a Patriots fan or a 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:01.760 buck in your fan because it Tom Brady. Yeah, I'm 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:06.760 kind of both, okay, kind of both. Your New England buccaneer. Yeah. Uh, 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:11.320 Paulie is a Bears fan. Oh you got no hope? No, 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:13.920 but I have no hope. Yeah, it's not like I 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:17.200 have thirty percent hope. It's nuns. So you would rather 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:22.840 be the Bears with no hope than the Dolphins. No, No, 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:24.760 they have a lot of hope. I waddle in those guys. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.840 I know that they could be disappointing. Like you, you 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.680 buy into the hope. I'm trying to think. Okay, like 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:33.640 the Carolina Panthers, they were five and twelve last year. 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:36.640 I think the Bears are six and eleven. The Bears 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:39.800 feel way worse than the Carolina Panthers. To me, you 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:44.000 would rather be a Bears fan. Here's why, I think quickly, 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:45.920 here's why it's awkward to be a Bears fan. If 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:48.320 they have the one of the worst records in league 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:51.880 this year, there's be two or three great quarterbacks to draft. 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:55.840 So after decimating Justin Field's career, they're gonna be the 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:57.440 position where they could draft a quarterback. Wait, do you 0:15:57.480 --> 0:16:00.800 think they're gonna move on from Justin Fields? Other people 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:04.040 have They're not gonna move on. I know. I just say, like, 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:05.800 but they're in a position we'll probably pass on a 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:09.680 Hall of Fame quarterback. They do that a lot. But 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:13.080 when there's no hope, it's relaxing. Let's take a break 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:15.120 when the guy's not a Titanic. Remember those guys playing 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:19.360 the fiddles, Yeah, you guys. So the Bears fans are 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.320 in the band. I'm the guy playing the fiddle in 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:26.040 the violin on the titi I never understood that it's over. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.600 The captain goes down with a ship, not the band. 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:35.840 But they're playing as they're sinking. Is there's something I'm 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:39.120 missing that that there's a like a rule book. They 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:41.200 had a contract to finish the game. They were and 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.320 they wanted honor of a catching in case they got rescued. 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.480 Now they were coming out for an encore, and damn it, 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:50.960 they were gonna play it on. Oh wait, we gotta 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:53.840 that's what happened. The band leader, like the manager of 0:16:53.960 --> 0:17:01.040 the bar area, the bar area, Yeah, nobody want to 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:03.440 ice in their drinks after they could even look at 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:07.760 ice too much ice? I got an iceberg in my bear. Yes, 0:17:07.920 --> 0:17:09.840 I did that really happen. I know there's stories and 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:11.840 things like that, But if I'm playing the cello and 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:13.919 I'm about to sink, I think I'm throwing that instrument 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:15.840 down and running into one of those boats. Ritzie would 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:19.359 have knocking over children and women. Women and children. First, 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:22.280 I'm getting in that boat. Oh, let's take a break. 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:28.160 We are ready to go. Bishatti to Biscotti, Pepperidge Farm, 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:32.240 Milano cookies, a Lissa Milano pronouncing Italian foods. So that 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:34.520 was basically the script that we just followed right there, 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:38.720 Twitter to the Bears, to the band and Titanic. Yes, 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:43.080 we did all of that in eighteen minutes. What more? 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:49.080 I said, and says my wife, she goes to subway. 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:52.760 Can I have moot. It's mozzarella like, no, it's not. 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:57.320 You take a break. We're back after this. We're ready 0:17:57.359 --> 0:18:00.199 for Thursday night football shows. 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Be sure to catch us live every 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:08.200 weekday morning nine until noon eastern six to nine Pacific 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:10.679 on Fox Sports Radio, and you can find us on 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:14.919 the iHeartRadio app at FSR or stream us live on 0:19:14.960 --> 0:19:18.800 the Peacock app Age seven seven three d P. Show 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:24.119 operator Tyler standing by Doug in North Carolina, leads us 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:27.640 off this Thursday morning. Hi Doug, welcome back, Hey Dan. 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:30.280 Two quick things. First off, I would love it if 0:19:30.320 --> 0:19:32.600 on every Thursday, the five of you would do a 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:35.119 weekly survivor pool. I'd love to see who was the 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:40.760 last man standing in that. And secondly, I would just 0:19:40.800 --> 0:19:43.320 like to jump on a soapbox and plead with people 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:44.879 that I really think there ought to be a limit 0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:49.320 of one Fantasy p one fantasy team per per person. 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:53.280 I can't understand these people who have multiple leagues. If 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.600 this player scores a touchdown, he hurts me in this league, 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:57.280 but helps me in that league. I would just like 0:19:57.359 --> 0:20:01.000 to publicly say, limit yourself to one Fantasy all right, Doug, 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:04.199 I have said that before in previous years, because whenever 0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:07.680 you're with somebody watching games and then they'll go, he's 0:20:07.720 --> 0:20:13.760 on my fantasy too. He's on my fantasy too. There 0:20:13.760 --> 0:20:15.920 are very few things that are more annoying than he's 0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:19.119 on my fantasy too. And then I always say, how 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:23.120 many fantasy teams do you have? I have five? Tell 0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:26.080 me who you don't have? Yes, time. It's similar to 0:20:26.119 --> 0:20:29.560 the whole March Madness brackets, having one versus several of those. Yeah, 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:32.200 you're eventually canna have like every team picked for an upset. 0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:35.560 And that's why I always say, how many brackets did 0:20:35.560 --> 0:20:40.240 you fill out? I think four? Okay, then that doesn't count. 0:20:40.280 --> 0:20:44.040 You can't brag about that he's on my fantasy too. 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:47.400 And you know what, I used to be that annoying 0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:50.479 guy because I whenever I was at ESPN and they 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:53.879 would have a draft like this week would be It'd 0:20:53.920 --> 0:20:57.440 be crazy for me because I'd walk by a conference 0:20:57.520 --> 0:21:00.440 room and you'd see like twelve guys in there, and 0:21:00.520 --> 0:21:03.520 I go, what are you guys doing? Draft? Did you 0:21:03.560 --> 0:21:07.280 start yet? No? Can I come in. I loved being 0:21:07.320 --> 0:21:09.960 there for the draft. I didn't like managing my team 0:21:10.119 --> 0:21:14.359 the rest of the year. I love drafting, and there 0:21:14.400 --> 0:21:19.000 are different different things that you draft. We did salary 0:21:19.000 --> 0:21:21.959 cap one year, where you'd have one hundred dollars and 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:24.640 then you had to draft your team. So let's say 0:21:24.640 --> 0:21:26.280 you wanted to go all in and you wanted to 0:21:26.280 --> 0:21:36.800 spend twenty five dollars on somebody, Well, salary. If you 0:21:36.880 --> 0:21:40.560 just say salary, then that triggers that I just said 0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:44.560 salary cap. It's a it's a glitch in our system. 0:21:45.040 --> 0:21:48.400 Yes see, somebody sent us on social media, like sometime 0:21:48.480 --> 0:21:52.199 this week, dude's driving and that that song came on 0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:55.280 the radio, the real song, and he's got his phone 0:21:55.359 --> 0:21:59.520 pointed at his significant other and he's just like, yeah, 0:21:59.560 --> 0:22:01.480 saying this sing songs. She's like, what are you doing? 0:22:01.600 --> 0:22:06.760 Stop it? You know, and he's calling salary. Why are 0:22:06.800 --> 0:22:09.360 you seeing a song that way? Would you stop it? Stupid? 0:22:12.160 --> 0:22:15.400 I feel bad for the people who don't know what 0:22:15.440 --> 0:22:20.679 we do and who we are, sar. But you know, 0:22:20.760 --> 0:22:23.760 your girlfriend or wife's going, what are you doing? Like? 0:22:23.880 --> 0:22:26.399 Who who are these guys putting your phone at me? 0:22:27.240 --> 0:22:29.800 Are they are they women? They're known as dan Z? No, 0:22:29.800 --> 0:22:32.240 No they're not, they're guys. Well why are they called 0:22:32.320 --> 0:22:36.200 dan Z? I have either an NFL question or an 0:22:36.280 --> 0:22:39.160 NFL poll. What would you like? First NFL question? Okay, 0:22:40.200 --> 0:22:43.200 why is does everybody think the New England Patriots are 0:22:43.280 --> 0:22:44.560 not going to be good this year? And I'm gonna 0:22:44.560 --> 0:22:46.680 set it up this way. The Bills had eleven wins 0:22:46.760 --> 0:22:50.040 last year. The Patriots had ten. One game difference. You know, 0:22:50.119 --> 0:22:52.760 the Patriots outscored their opponents last year, just a year 0:22:52.760 --> 0:22:54.679 ago by one hundred and fifty nine points. That's the 0:22:54.680 --> 0:22:57.919 second best margin point margin the entire AFC. But if 0:22:57.960 --> 0:23:00.680 you watch TV this week and everyone, I don't think 0:23:00.680 --> 0:23:02.679 it's hot takes. They really believe the Patriots are going 0:23:02.720 --> 0:23:06.800 to drop off? Well, I think everybody got caught up 0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:10.840 in well, who's calling the plays? I'm thinking Bill knows 0:23:10.880 --> 0:23:13.800 what he's doing. It's not like Belichick goes, oh thing, 0:23:14.000 --> 0:23:16.720 you know, the things to do list, and then he 0:23:16.840 --> 0:23:21.200 forgot you know, like item ten is name an offensive coordinator. 0:23:23.359 --> 0:23:26.400 It didn't get around to name an offensive quarter. I'm 0:23:26.400 --> 0:23:29.680 gonna guess he it all funnels through Bill. He sort 0:23:29.680 --> 0:23:32.720 of knows what he's doing here. Can you get the 0:23:32.760 --> 0:23:37.239 same kind of offensive performance? Is mac Jones improved? I 0:23:37.280 --> 0:23:39.920 think they're kind of generic when you look, it's sort 0:23:39.960 --> 0:23:43.160 of a faceless team, and the face is still Bill Belichick. 0:23:43.720 --> 0:23:47.080 But I agree with you. I'm surprised that New England 0:23:47.119 --> 0:23:51.920