Speaker 1: Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock. Tampon Rock, don't we
Speaker 1: don't want to anyway. Previously on Tampon Rock, Gina met Deja,
Speaker 1: Deja lost her job and Chloe didn't either. Oh Chloe,
Speaker 1: Oh look it's Desha and Gina in bed. Huh uh?
Speaker 1: Can we can we go checking on that? M I
Speaker 1: love being the little huh. And I love it when
Speaker 1: you're my little spoon. I'm so happy you chose me
Speaker 1: over Chloe. And I'm glad that random guy you showed
Speaker 1: up with the other day was just your weird cousin
Speaker 1: and not your boyfriend. Yes, silly, come on, you know
Speaker 1: you're the only one for me. Is it okay? We
Speaker 1: kiss again? Yes? Of course, turned around and kiss me. Wait, Jean,
Speaker 1: I said, turn around and kiss me, baby. It's prom night.
Speaker 1: Come on, you promised tonight we'd finally seal the deal.
Speaker 1: But where's Gina? She was just you? You? You were her?
Speaker 1: Well you've really been hitting, not from just hard having you.
Speaker 1: I don't drink John, You know that about me? Who
Speaker 1: I was just you? And I'm not sleeping with you? Okay? Okay,
Speaker 1: but we need about knife. What knife? Oh? Right, then knife,
Speaker 1: I'm going to stab you with? Sorry, Johnny boy? Oh
Speaker 1: what have I done? Wake up? Deja? No, it's just
Speaker 1: a dream. But I was covering in so much blood.
Speaker 1: You're not covered in any blood? Oh no, wait, actually
Speaker 1: you are. No, she got a period. She woke up
Speaker 1: like this. This is your lawyer calling those fiance lyrics
Speaker 1: like yeah, we can't uh you know so, Deja? Who's John? John? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the one you were screaming about this morning? Oh that John.
Speaker 1: How much did you hear of that dream? Oh? Not
Speaker 1: too much? Just you know the murder part? Cool? Google Google?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, John from high school. I've never told you
Speaker 1: by him? No, I don't recall receiving that information. No,
Speaker 1: definitely not. It was just the first person I ever
Speaker 1: slept with. Wait, sorry, what what do you say? You
Speaker 1: were like mumbling he was the first person I read
Speaker 1: a sex with no big deal? Wait? What chill? It's
Speaker 1: not a big deal. Okay, so you're telling me that
Speaker 1: you are not a gold star lesbian. How did I
Speaker 1: not know that? God? I feel so loud to wait. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let me get this straight. The sex was so bad
Speaker 1: that you dreamt about murdering him five years later. Dreams
Speaker 1: work in mysterious ways. No, I think that was God.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to convert me? Yes? Peace be with you.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Church of Chloe Stevens of Latter Day Saints.
Speaker 1: Please be seated. Oh fuck? What it's Becky ship? Do
Speaker 1: you think she found the vibrator I left at her house?
Speaker 1: I mean, did you write your name on it? Uh?
Speaker 1: Who do you think I am? But what do I do?
Speaker 1: I do? I don't know? Answer it? Okay, okay, Oh
Speaker 1: hey Becky? How you? I mean, how's it going? M
Speaker 1: my sea? What's going on? Uh? Yeah okay, sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, so many songs? Got it? Time? Perfect? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll see you then. But by now, well, Um, Becky
Speaker 1: just called to tell me she's also shocked you're not
Speaker 1: a gold star lesbian. I hate you so much. Well
Speaker 1: was she talking about? Um? Well, huh, spit it out, dude.
Speaker 1: We just got our first paid gig. Yeah, we're finding money, money, money, money,
Speaker 1: money every time. They just got the first big gig. No,
Speaker 1: they got to go shopping for a s new clothes,
Speaker 1: better old clothes so they can look like sty o typical.
Speaker 1: Let's get some the nineties. Look at you? Okay, I
Speaker 1: like it. Give me a spin. Come on, turn around,
Speaker 1: turn okay. So the last Oh yeah, dude, work it.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna cut down some trees? Chloe? Are outfit makes
Speaker 1: me feel like I should be on the cover of
Speaker 1: Plaid today except tim our issue. Dude. I know this
Speaker 1: is our first gig. Come on, we have to look
Speaker 1: the part. How is the second hand flannel going to
Speaker 1: do that for us? Chloe? This makes no sense. Um.
Speaker 1: The venue is called gold Star, dude. Okay, Oh right,
Speaker 1: and keep forgetting I guess you wouldn't know anything about
Speaker 1: that one. Wow. You know what. I didn't realize me
Speaker 1: not being a gold Star lesbian affected you this much.
Speaker 1: Well you should have realized. It's literally all I can
Speaker 1: think about now. All right, let me let me put
Speaker 1: it this way. We're lesbians. Yeah, we're playing guitars, not
Speaker 1: a place called gold Star, Okay. I mean people are
Speaker 1: gonna be expecting craving, hoping for an acoustic set obviously,
Speaker 1: so you know, Flannel, Wait, an acoustic is that what
Speaker 1: Becky wants? Who cares? It's what the people want? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but some of our songs don't even have an acoustic
Speaker 1: version yet. Oh no, no, no no, I know we're not.
Speaker 1: We're not playing those. We're not playing those. So what
Speaker 1: are we going to play that? I'll send you a
Speaker 1: little later. I wrote like four new songs last night. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's pretty exciting. I can tell you that it's going
Speaker 1: to be like a lot like Tracy Chapman and the
Speaker 1: Indigo Girls, like mixed up in a blunder. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: you'll pick them up fast. It's gonna be perfect. Wait,
Speaker 1: you wrote four songs? What were you doing crushing at
Speaker 1: her all all night? And who are the Diego Girls?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe you know Indigo girls? Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: who are the Indego Girls? Okay? Oh wow, you really aren't,
Speaker 1: Uncle Sir Lesbian Chloe, I swear if you keep bringing
Speaker 1: up y'all doing all right over here? Oh yeah? Curiosity? Um.
Speaker 1: Too many shirts that say we've been dating for a
Speaker 1: week and now want to take it to the next
Speaker 1: level by going a couple of therapy or like something
Speaker 1: in that vein. You know now we don't, but we
Speaker 1: know we do. We have some shirts that's say little
Speaker 1: up and on with kalvankalving only you so you sell
Speaker 1: used underwear here? Yeah, we call it lightly you No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you know what. We are all set on underwear. We
Speaker 1: just got some the other day. Um. But thank you
Speaker 1: for your for the offer. You don't know problem, sir.
Speaker 1: You know, Holly, if you need me hm rata from sir.
Speaker 1: Honestly I don't need it. Oh then good sir. I
Speaker 1: tip the hat to you. Okay. So um, I was
Speaker 1: thinking maybe we could play one of my songs, the
Speaker 1: one that I showed you the other day. Oh um.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not sure it would really fit the
Speaker 1: whole acoustic theme, you know, Like I don't think it'll
Speaker 1: vibe with the crowd, but um, you know, next time
Speaker 1: probably yeah cool? Oh my god. Okay, you know what,
Speaker 1: you have to get that flannel and I'm going to
Speaker 1: get this one because with like you and the red
Speaker 1: and knee and the gaream unstoppable. Hi. We'd like to
Speaker 1: interrupt the program to talk about something extremely serious, and
Speaker 1: that is producing a comedy podcast during the COVID pandemic
Speaker 1: due to these unprecedented times. You may hear in the
Speaker 1: upcoming scenes myself voicing both Becky and the host of
Speaker 1: tonight's show at gold Star. Once again, Becky and the
Speaker 1: host are two different characters played by me narrator one.
Speaker 1: Sure in retrospect this is confusing, and yes, this type
Speaker 1: of thing might happen many more times throughout the season.
Speaker 1: Please take a moment to suspend your disbelief and remember,
Speaker 1: as they say in high school musical, We're all in
Speaker 1: this together. Now back to the show. Yo, I thought
Speaker 1: you said this was an acoustic show. Yeah, dude, it is. Well.
Speaker 1: Oh look there's Becky Becky. Hey, wait, does she mad
Speaker 1: to you or is she like not kind of giving me? Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean it just looks like she's blinking. Okay, pay
Speaker 1: Chloe from the goal and sorry, what's your name? Deja?
Speaker 1: Also from the goal? Right, Actually, it's okay. Here are
Speaker 1: your drink tickets if you have any sound needs. Franciscoes
Speaker 1: in the back. I have to go check in with
Speaker 1: the m C. But let me know if you guys
Speaker 1: do anything. Okay, cool, Thanks, welcome to gold Star Cafe.
Speaker 1: Without further ado, please give it up for your hosts.
Speaker 1: Not free job, free bagel. Hello, thank you for blessing
Speaker 1: us with your presence tonight and cold stark coffee. We
Speaker 1: know mercury is in retrograde, so we appreciate you even
Speaker 1: more for coming out. Thank you. We have such a
Speaker 1: great show. Fire tonight. Let's go ahead and get the
Speaker 1: show started with some spoken word poetry. That's right, introducing
Speaker 1: as once again, hit it, Francisco. The rain is falling, falling, falling.
Speaker 1: Your tears are calling, calling, calling. My wound is an
Speaker 1: empty basket. Best cat, best cat, waiting for your hand.
Speaker 1: Let's touch touch, touch me me me, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what is what kind of show have you brought you to? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: oh god, I hope we're not next, right, don't let
Speaker 1: us be next? Very special, normous by the goal. No,
Speaker 1: they seem so nice. Let's give it a particle. Oh
Speaker 1: did they? Did they just bow at us? Do we
Speaker 1: bow back up? Yep, we're bowing. Okay, bout hello gold star,
Speaker 1: we're the goal. Shout out to Becky, Hey Becky, thanks
Speaker 1: for having us. All right, how about we just get started?
Speaker 1: What song do you want to do? First? Dude? Just
Speaker 1: follow my lead? One, two, three, four. You have green hair,
Speaker 1: I have pink. You had green hair. I have th
Speaker 1: da swimming. My sweat pours past fear to do you then,
Speaker 1: mont Drew, is your name as Sunday? My ant name
Speaker 1: is Dedi, by the way, and not by the way,
Speaker 1: isn't her last name of desire? Whose desire? Yeah? You
Speaker 1: are green Hair. I think on pitch Day that song
Speaker 1: was called Pools of Desire. Um. This next song is
Speaker 1: another one I wrote last night. It's called Happy Mother's Day, Dad.
Speaker 1: This one goes out to you, Dad, wherever you are.
Speaker 1: I want to three dat you Dad? What do you
Speaker 1: think me? Da? Appreciate me? So? Happy mothers? Do? Happy
Speaker 1: mother shit? Damn it? Buck, I mean sorry, sorry, everyone,
Speaker 1: Just let me start over that that wasn't right. Just
Speaker 1: give me a second. Hold on to Chloe, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? All right? Well? Thanks? Wait wait no, no,
Speaker 1: please please wait, just let us do one more? Please,
Speaker 1: we got it? One more? What are you doing? You're
Speaker 1: fucking on the show. Just follow my lead. And I
Speaker 1: keep waiting for something new, but only something that will
Speaker 1: change my mind, Like I keep waiting for something true,
Speaker 1: that fairy tale ship that don't make you blue. But
Speaker 1: I'm caught up losing afraid of what you were choosing
Speaker 1: in me. What could we be if you chosese me?
Speaker 1: You chose me. How could things be if I chose me? Ya? Wow?
Speaker 1: Wow that last song was you know, made a little
Speaker 1: hot and heavy, right, just and t because we have
Speaker 1: another poem for you guys. Yes, it's by us Francisco.
Speaker 1: You know what to do talk Oh my clock time.
Speaker 1: This audience was cord. I don't know why they didn't
Speaker 1: like our set. I don't know what's wrong with them.
Speaker 1: They're just all yeah, I don't know, weird, they're they're weird.
Speaker 1: But I mean they did seem to like our last song,
Speaker 1: so oh really you think so? Yeah? I mean it
Speaker 1: seems heyds right. That last song was killer. The crowd
Speaker 1: loved you, you think, Thanks dude? You know I actually
Speaker 1: got you a drink. Hope you like to quill due?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Hey, Becky, I guess I'll just get my
Speaker 1: own drink then be right back. Yeah you really dope?
Speaker 1: Did you produce that track too? Yeah? I did incredible. Listen.
Speaker 1: I hope book KEPOC events all over Oakland. Let me
Speaker 1: get your email. I'll keep an eye off for any
Speaker 1: potential gigs for you yo. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks so much, like for real? Thank you? That? Actually,
Speaker 1: what are you doing tonight? Nothing? Really why I was
Speaker 1: up because I'm hosting get together. You should stop on by.
Speaker 1: The beer here is so expensive. Actually that sounds really cool.
Speaker 1: Can Chloe come with me? Oh? Most deaf? Most deaf? Wait,
Speaker 1: what's happening now? Welcome to London Town. We just got
Speaker 1: what this is actually Oakland. Let's go on a party tonight.
Speaker 1: Sounds so tight. Turn that round upside down, Chloe, she said, Dude,
Speaker 1: ring the doorbell. I did do it again, I did twice.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should just text her here. Hold this, I'll knock.
Speaker 1: I should believe you brought this. I thought fruitcake was
Speaker 1: only available during the holidays. Well I didn't want to
Speaker 1: show up empty handed, and it was half off at
Speaker 1: the corner store. So oh oh gross. Oh yeah, hopefully
Speaker 1: it doesn't care anyone. Hey, guys, come on in. Welcome
Speaker 1: to Chateau Beckat Hey nice place. Oh, I brought something.
Speaker 1: I think it's a fruitcake. Oh dope, you know my
Speaker 1: Grandmoma's fruitcake. Thank you? Is she here? No, she's dead, um,
Speaker 1: but she were here, I'm sure she'd eat it up.
Speaker 1: And you guys, Hey, Marie baby, come over here. Okay, Desa,
Speaker 1: this is my girlfriend Marie. Marie. This is Desia and
Speaker 1: obviously you know Chloe. Hi, Desia, it's nice to meet you, Chloe.
Speaker 1: Pleasure as always. Hey Marie, Desia, did you know that
Speaker 1: Chloe here is just posible for starting our beautiful open relationship? Oh?
Speaker 1: I was not aware? Were you away of this? Chloe?
Speaker 1: I was not, but Gruey, you're welcome. Yeah you know.
Speaker 1: I was like a little bit hesitant at first, I
Speaker 1: will admit, but now I see it's made us so
Speaker 1: much more closer. M all right, Um, so we're gonna
Speaker 1: go and grab some drinks. I love you so much.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Becky is staring at me while they're
Speaker 1: making out right in the eyes, so creepy or hot?
Speaker 1: I decided. Yet, good to know everything is okay between
Speaker 1: you guys. Yeah. Hopefully she'll book us for more shows,
Speaker 1: but not at gold Star. I'm going to stay it again.
Speaker 1: But that crowds on it for a week and it
Speaker 1: went away. Oh ship is that Gina? Hey? Let's go
Speaker 1: say hi Gina. Oh actually I think I think I
Speaker 1: know this person. Terry. Is that you? Terry? What's up? Actually?
Speaker 1: It's gay? They just please don't wow? Okay bye, excuse me,
Speaker 1: gay girl coming through? Excuse me. Oh, Gina, Chloe, my girl, Hey,
Speaker 1: long time, no see have you been. How's the studio life? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, the usual drawing from Vegina's and I can't complain.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Dave, that is good. You should really
Speaker 1: trademark that. I can see it now. Gina's Vegina's. Okay,
Speaker 1: I am like buying this domain right this minute. Just
Speaker 1: it's like, Chloe, have you that night? Partner? Tina? Partner?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't think so. Oh hi, Gina
Speaker 1: and I have been partners since I started my famous
Speaker 1: online quilting business. I started it four months ago, and
Speaker 1: you know, it's just been popping off ever since. It's
Speaker 1: a real whirlwind. Oh you know Chrissy Teagan, she is
Speaker 1: a huge fan. I always thought that was like for
Speaker 1: old people, you know, wow, age just much. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: I was just kidding. I just didn't realize that people
Speaker 1: actually still quilt it. You know. The only quote I
Speaker 1: know is like quilted Northern. Did you get it? No,
Speaker 1: that's weird. Um hey let me see your phone. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: this is my handle, so amazing spelled s e w C.
Speaker 1: I'm going to click follow and okay, great, yeah, new friends. Great,
Speaker 1: I'll look for your follow back then. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: really like to keep my feed clear. Yeah. My therapist
Speaker 1: thinks it's like healthier for me, so I only follow
Speaker 1: blue checks doctor's orders. Sorry, yeah she doesn't. She doesn't
Speaker 1: even follow me, so don't it's not personal. Yeah, Chloe,
Speaker 1: did I see you walk in with Desia like and
Speaker 1: a loaf of bread? Ah? Yes, Desia and a very
Speaker 1: old fruit cake. And I'm not talking about myself funny. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go say hi to her. Tina tell
Speaker 1: Chloe about the tumor. Oh my god, Okay, you better
Speaker 1: sit down. You will never believe this better than the
Speaker 1: BA like you need to binge watch season five immediately.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry to interrupt. You know what I think?
Speaker 1: My phone is ringing ring ring. Oh yeah, it looks
Speaker 1: like my cousin. I'm cousin. Hey, cousin, aren't Prudence? So
Speaker 1: let me tell you what happens next. Desia duchess Tina
Speaker 1: like a cold heart accent, Asa meets Tina Tinas with
Speaker 1: Gina beckets look up with Chloe gave us actually dry
Speaker 1: or starry she gave But it doesn't matter because everybody's
Speaker 1: game beyond to the Dad. They'll take you the dad,
Speaker 1: and then they'll take you the day they'll take you
Speaker 1: the dad. Breads on Gina wind this tru Betina hope
Speaker 1: teach a big truth. Of course she makes true now
Speaker 1: they just feeling makes that she's gotta take a leak.
Speaker 1: So she talks to the Brook and doesn't weak. And
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to tell the jee and she likes
Speaker 1: Gina does she thinks telling does too. She doesn't want
Speaker 1: to tell the Juth. How's Jenslan? Tina wants to go
Speaker 1: to Oh jeez, okay, calm down, Dasha, breathe, okay, deep breaths.
Speaker 1: Be cool, You're cool. Everything is cool, right, busy occupied
Speaker 1: to I said, busy one second, I've seen one moment.
Speaker 1: Can I come in? Oh, I'm I mean, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of in here, so all right, I'm coming in. Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Yeah? I'm fine? What is with you
Speaker 1: in bathrooms? You've been avoiding me all night? Me? No,
Speaker 1: I've not been avoiding you. I mean, that's crazy. You're
Speaker 1: crazy if you think that I've really been really I'm crazy. Yeah, crazy, Danja.
Speaker 1: I'm not leaving this bathroom until you tell me. What's up? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess you're gonna be stuck in here all night then,
Speaker 1: because nothing is up? What is it? Tina? Look, I
Speaker 1: know she comes off as an asshole, but she's like
Speaker 1: a good personally. She seems real great. You picked a
Speaker 1: real winner. What do you mean by that? I mean
Speaker 1: you've got great taste, Chloe, Tina, that random guy you
Speaker 1: showed up with the other day in my apartment, seems
Speaker 1: like you're dating all kinds of great people. Whoa whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa slowed down. So this is what it's about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you flirt with me at that party, wanting me to
Speaker 1: text you, and then I find out you slept with
Speaker 1: my roommate. Now you're flaunting all these other people in
Speaker 1: front of me. I don't know. I just I don't
Speaker 1: get it. Wow, Okay, First of all, nothing happened with Chloe.
Speaker 1: She was drunk. I was drunk. I took her home
Speaker 1: and slept on the foot of her bed. That was it.
Speaker 1: Second of all, I'm not flaunting anyone in front of you.
Speaker 1: I'm just happily dating people. That's what polly people do. Well,
Speaker 1: why are you flirting with me? Then? If you're happily
Speaker 1: dating other people because I like you. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: just don't understand. How how hard is it for you
Speaker 1: to understand? I like you? Do you do? You want
Speaker 1: to get out of here? The bathroom? Where the party? Um?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Both? What about Tina? Tina m I'm
Speaker 1: not her primary. She knows I'm not going home with
Speaker 1: her tonight, got it? You know what? I still have
Speaker 1: so much to learn. All right, let's go. Are you coming? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: I actually do have to use the bathroom, So could
Speaker 1: you like, oh for a second, yeah, of course. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'll get you out there, and I'm closing
Speaker 1: the door. Now, did you get the answers you're looking for?
Speaker 1: Low young love? Where everybody go? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think they went outside? Chloe, why don't you wear pants?
Speaker 1: Three words for you? Lesbian oil wrestling party? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's far words. Okay, that sounds like something I'm definitely
Speaker 1: not interested in. You baby, have fun? Okay? Oh wait,
Speaker 1: and you're you're okay? Yeah? Yeah, I'm all good. I'm
Speaker 1: just probably gonna go home and smoke a little bit.
Speaker 1: That sounds great. I'll see you at home probably sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm sure the future. Where are you were next? Gosh,
Speaker 1: she's gonna eat in your lives? Okay, I gotta go bye?
Speaker 1: Oh are you ready? Yes, ma'am? Okay, Wow, Desha, you
Speaker 1: think she's gonna get it in tonight? I think she might,
Speaker 1: I mean hopeful. I don't think she's ever done this before.
Speaker 1: I don't think so either. Do you think Gina is
Speaker 1: patient enough? I don't know. She's really gotta like guide
Speaker 1: her through because you know, I didn't know. I mean
Speaker 1: I didn't know. Pussy has had variety. You know, my
Speaker 1: first time a word, Well, I'm gonna say it again,
Speaker 1: pussy variety. Alright, Tune in next time to Tampon Rock.
Speaker 1: This episode was created and written by Alicia Brown, Sarah
Speaker 1: Almond and Sophie Didn't Call, Directed and composed by Sarah Almond.
Speaker 1: Music supervised by Alicia Brown and Sophie Didn't Call. Executive
Speaker 1: produced by Brian Wallon for Anthem Entertainment. Produced by Selena
Speaker 1: Razick with audio by Take Gregor and David Gulick. Starring
Speaker 1: Nita Lewis, Jules Forsburg, Larry and Leah Cocontis. Narrated by
Speaker 1: Alicia Brown and Sarah Almond. And additional voices by el
Speaker 1: An Horn, David Gulick, take Gregor, and Sophie didn't call
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