WEBVTT - EPISODE 2 - Becky’s Party

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<v Speaker 1>Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock. Tampon Rock, don't we

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to anyway. Previously on Tampon Rock, Gina met Deja,

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<v Speaker 1>Deja lost her job and Chloe didn't either. Oh Chloe,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh look it's Desha and Gina in bed. Huh uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we can we go checking on that? M I

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<v Speaker 1>love being the little huh. And I love it when

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<v Speaker 1>you're my little spoon. I'm so happy you chose me

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<v Speaker 1>over Chloe. And I'm glad that random guy you showed

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<v Speaker 1>up with the other day was just your weird cousin

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<v Speaker 1>and not your boyfriend. Yes, silly, come on, you know

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<v Speaker 1>you're the only one for me. Is it okay? We

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<v Speaker 1>kiss again? Yes? Of course, turned around and kiss me. Wait, Jean,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, turn around and kiss me, baby. It's prom night.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, you promised tonight we'd finally seal the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>But where's Gina? She was just you? You? You were her?

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<v Speaker 1>Well you've really been hitting, not from just hard having you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't drink John, You know that about me? Who

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<v Speaker 1>I was just you? And I'm not sleeping with you? Okay? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but we need about knife. What knife? Oh? Right, then knife,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to stab you with? Sorry, Johnny boy? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>what have I done? Wake up? Deja? No, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a dream. But I was covering in so much blood.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not covered in any blood? Oh no, wait, actually

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<v Speaker 1>you are. No, she got a period. She woke up

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<v Speaker 1>like this. This is your lawyer calling those fiance lyrics

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, we can't uh you know so, Deja? Who's John? John? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the one you were screaming about this morning? Oh that John.

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<v Speaker 1>How much did you hear of that dream? Oh? Not

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<v Speaker 1>too much? Just you know the murder part? Cool? Google Google?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, John from high school. I've never told you

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<v Speaker 1>by him? No, I don't recall receiving that information. No,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely not. It was just the first person I ever

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<v Speaker 1>slept with. Wait, sorry, what what do you say? You

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<v Speaker 1>were like mumbling he was the first person I read

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<v Speaker 1>a sex with no big deal? Wait? What chill? It's

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<v Speaker 1>not a big deal. Okay, so you're telling me that

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<v Speaker 1>you are not a gold star lesbian. How did I

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<v Speaker 1>not know that? God? I feel so loud to wait. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me get this straight. The sex was so bad

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<v Speaker 1>that you dreamt about murdering him five years later. Dreams

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<v Speaker 1>work in mysterious ways. No, I think that was God.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to convert me? Yes? Peace be with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Church of Chloe Stevens of Latter Day Saints.

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<v Speaker 1>Please be seated. Oh fuck? What it's Becky ship? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think she found the vibrator I left at her house?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did you write your name on it? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Who do you think I am? But what do I do?

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<v Speaker 1>I do? I don't know? Answer it? Okay, okay, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>hey Becky? How you? I mean, how's it going? M

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<v Speaker 1>my sea? What's going on? Uh? Yeah okay, sure, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, so many songs? Got it? Time? Perfect? Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you then. But by now, well, Um, Becky

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<v Speaker 1>just called to tell me she's also shocked you're not

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<v Speaker 1>a gold star lesbian. I hate you so much. Well

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<v Speaker 1>was she talking about? Um? Well, huh, spit it out, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>We just got our first paid gig. Yeah, we're finding money, money, money, money,

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<v Speaker 1>money every time. They just got the first big gig. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they got to go shopping for a s new clothes,

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<v Speaker 1>better old clothes so they can look like sty o typical.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get some the nineties. Look at you? Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>like it. Give me a spin. Come on, turn around,

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<v Speaker 1>turn okay. So the last Oh yeah, dude, work it.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's gonna cut down some trees? Chloe? Are outfit makes

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<v Speaker 1>me feel like I should be on the cover of

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<v Speaker 1>Plaid today except tim our issue. Dude. I know this

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<v Speaker 1>is our first gig. Come on, we have to look

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<v Speaker 1>the part. How is the second hand flannel going to

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<v Speaker 1>do that for us? Chloe? This makes no sense. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>The venue is called gold Star, dude. Okay, Oh right,

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<v Speaker 1>and keep forgetting I guess you wouldn't know anything about

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<v Speaker 1>that one. Wow. You know what. I didn't realize me

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<v Speaker 1>not being a gold Star lesbian affected you this much.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you should have realized. It's literally all I can

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<v Speaker 1>think about now. All right, let me let me put

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<v Speaker 1>it this way. We're lesbians. Yeah, we're playing guitars, not

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<v Speaker 1>a place called gold Star, Okay. I mean people are

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be expecting craving, hoping for an acoustic set obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know, Flannel, Wait, an acoustic is that what

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<v Speaker 1>Becky wants? Who cares? It's what the people want? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but some of our songs don't even have an acoustic

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<v Speaker 1>version yet. Oh no, no, no no, I know we're not.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not playing those. We're not playing those. So what

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<v Speaker 1>are we going to play that? I'll send you a

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<v Speaker 1>little later. I wrote like four new songs last night. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty exciting. I can tell you that it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be like a lot like Tracy Chapman and the

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<v Speaker 1>Indigo Girls, like mixed up in a blunder. Don't worry,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll pick them up fast. It's gonna be perfect. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you wrote four songs? What were you doing crushing at

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<v Speaker 1>her all all night? And who are the Diego Girls?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I can't believe you know Indigo girls? Okay, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>who are the Indego Girls? Okay? Oh wow, you really aren't,

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle Sir Lesbian Chloe, I swear if you keep bringing

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<v Speaker 1>up y'all doing all right over here? Oh yeah? Curiosity? Um.

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<v Speaker 1>Too many shirts that say we've been dating for a

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<v Speaker 1>week and now want to take it to the next

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<v Speaker 1>level by going a couple of therapy or like something

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<v Speaker 1>in that vein. You know now we don't, but we

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<v Speaker 1>know we do. We have some shirts that's say little

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<v Speaker 1>up and on with kalvankalving only you so you sell

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<v Speaker 1>used underwear here? Yeah, we call it lightly you No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. We are all set on underwear. We

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<v Speaker 1>just got some the other day. Um. But thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for your for the offer. You don't know problem, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Holly, if you need me hm rata from sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly I don't need it. Oh then good sir. I

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<v Speaker 1>tip the hat to you. Okay. So um, I was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking maybe we could play one of my songs, the

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<v Speaker 1>one that I showed you the other day. Oh um.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm not sure it would really fit the

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<v Speaker 1>whole acoustic theme, you know, Like I don't think it'll

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<v Speaker 1>vibe with the crowd, but um, you know, next time

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<v Speaker 1>probably yeah cool? Oh my god. Okay, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to get that flannel and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>get this one because with like you and the red

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<v Speaker 1>and knee and the gaream unstoppable. Hi. We'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>interrupt the program to talk about something extremely serious, and

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<v Speaker 1>that is producing a comedy podcast during the COVID pandemic

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<v Speaker 1>due to these unprecedented times. You may hear in the

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<v Speaker 1>upcoming scenes myself voicing both Becky and the host of

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<v Speaker 1>tonight's show at gold Star. Once again, Becky and the

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<v Speaker 1>host are two different characters played by me narrator one.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure in retrospect this is confusing, and yes, this type

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<v Speaker 1>of thing might happen many more times throughout the season.

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<v Speaker 1>Please take a moment to suspend your disbelief and remember,

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<v Speaker 1>as they say in high school musical, We're all in

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<v Speaker 1>this together. Now back to the show. Yo, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you said this was an acoustic show. Yeah, dude, it is. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh look there's Becky Becky. Hey, wait, does she mad

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<v Speaker 1>to you or is she like not kind of giving me? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it just looks like she's blinking. Okay, pay

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<v Speaker 1>Chloe from the goal and sorry, what's your name? Deja?

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<v Speaker 1>Also from the goal? Right, Actually, it's okay. Here are

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<v Speaker 1>your drink tickets if you have any sound needs. Franciscoes

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<v Speaker 1>in the back. I have to go check in with

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<v Speaker 1>the m C. But let me know if you guys

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<v Speaker 1>do anything. Okay, cool, Thanks, welcome to gold Star Cafe.

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<v Speaker 1>Without further ado, please give it up for your hosts.

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<v Speaker 1>Not free job, free bagel. Hello, thank you for blessing

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<v Speaker 1>us with your presence tonight and cold stark coffee. We

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<v Speaker 1>know mercury is in retrograde, so we appreciate you even

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<v Speaker 1>more for coming out. Thank you. We have such a

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<v Speaker 1>great show. Fire tonight. Let's go ahead and get the

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<v Speaker 1>show started with some spoken word poetry. That's right, introducing

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<v Speaker 1>as once again, hit it, Francisco. The rain is falling, falling, falling.

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<v Speaker 1>Your tears are calling, calling, calling. My wound is an

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<v Speaker 1>empty basket. Best cat, best cat, waiting for your hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's touch touch, touch me me me, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>what is what kind of show have you brought you to? Oh? No,

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<v Speaker 1>oh god, I hope we're not next, right, don't let

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<v Speaker 1>us be next? Very special, normous by the goal. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they seem so nice. Let's give it a particle. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>did they? Did they just bow at us? Do we

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<v Speaker 1>bow back up? Yep, we're bowing. Okay, bout hello gold star,

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<v Speaker 1>we're the goal. Shout out to Becky, Hey Becky, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for having us. All right, how about we just get started?

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<v Speaker 1>What song do you want to do? First? Dude? Just

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<v Speaker 1>follow my lead? One, two, three, four. You have green hair,

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<v Speaker 1>I have pink. You had green hair. I have th

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<v Speaker 1>da swimming. My sweat pours past fear to do you then,

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<v Speaker 1>mont Drew, is your name as Sunday? My ant name

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<v Speaker 1>is Dedi, by the way, and not by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't her last name of desire? Whose desire? Yeah? You

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<v Speaker 1>are green Hair. I think on pitch Day that song

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<v Speaker 1>was called Pools of Desire. Um. This next song is

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<v Speaker 1>another one I wrote last night. It's called Happy Mother's Day, Dad.

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<v Speaker 1>This one goes out to you, Dad, wherever you are.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to three dat you Dad? What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think me? Da? Appreciate me? So? Happy mothers? Do? Happy

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<v Speaker 1>mother shit? Damn it? Buck, I mean sorry, sorry, everyone,

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<v Speaker 1>Just let me start over that that wasn't right. Just

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<v Speaker 1>give me a second. Hold on to Chloe, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? All right? Well? Thanks? Wait wait no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>please please wait, just let us do one more? Please,

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<v Speaker 1>we got it? One more? What are you doing? You're

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<v Speaker 1>fucking on the show. Just follow my lead. And I

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<v Speaker 1>keep waiting for something new, but only something that will

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<v Speaker 1>change my mind, Like I keep waiting for something true,

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<v Speaker 1>that fairy tale ship that don't make you blue. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm caught up losing afraid of what you were choosing

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<v Speaker 1>in me. What could we be if you chosese me?

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<v Speaker 1>You chose me. How could things be if I chose me? Ya? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow that last song was you know, made a little

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<v Speaker 1>hot and heavy, right, just and t because we have

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<v Speaker 1>another poem for you guys. Yes, it's by us Francisco.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what to do talk Oh my clock time.

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<v Speaker 1>This audience was cord. I don't know why they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like our set. I don't know what's wrong with them.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just all yeah, I don't know, weird, they're they're weird.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean they did seem to like our last song,

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<v Speaker 1>so oh really you think so? Yeah? I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>seems heyds right. That last song was killer. The crowd

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<v Speaker 1>loved you, you think, Thanks dude? You know I actually

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<v Speaker 1>got you a drink. Hope you like to quill due?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? Hey, Becky, I guess I'll just get my

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<v Speaker 1>own drink then be right back. Yeah you really dope?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you produce that track too? Yeah? I did incredible. Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope book KEPOC events all over Oakland. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>get your email. I'll keep an eye off for any

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<v Speaker 1>potential gigs for you yo. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks so much, like for real? Thank you? That? Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing tonight? Nothing? Really why I was

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<v Speaker 1>up because I'm hosting get together. You should stop on by.

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<v Speaker 1>The beer here is so expensive. Actually that sounds really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Can Chloe come with me? Oh? Most deaf? Most deaf? Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening now? Welcome to London Town. We just got

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<v Speaker 1>what this is actually Oakland. Let's go on a party tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds so tight. Turn that round upside down, Chloe, she said, Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>ring the doorbell. I did do it again, I did twice.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you should just text her here. Hold this, I'll knock.

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<v Speaker 1>I should believe you brought this. I thought fruitcake was

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<v Speaker 1>only available during the holidays. Well I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>show up empty handed, and it was half off at

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<v Speaker 1>the corner store. So oh oh gross. Oh yeah, hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't care anyone. Hey, guys, come on in. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to Chateau Beckat Hey nice place. Oh, I brought something.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a fruitcake. Oh dope, you know my

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<v Speaker 1>Grandmoma's fruitcake. Thank you? Is she here? No, she's dead, um,

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<v Speaker 1>but she were here, I'm sure she'd eat it up.

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<v Speaker 1>And you guys, Hey, Marie baby, come over here. Okay, Desa,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my girlfriend Marie. Marie. This is Desia and

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<v Speaker 1>obviously you know Chloe. Hi, Desia, it's nice to meet you, Chloe.

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<v Speaker 1>Pleasure as always. Hey Marie, Desia, did you know that

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<v Speaker 1>Chloe here is just posible for starting our beautiful open relationship? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I was not aware? Were you away of this? Chloe?

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<v Speaker 1>I was not, but Gruey, you're welcome. Yeah you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like a little bit hesitant at first, I

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<v Speaker 1>will admit, but now I see it's made us so

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<v Speaker 1>much more closer. M all right, Um, so we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go and grab some drinks. I love you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Becky is staring at me while they're

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<v Speaker 1>making out right in the eyes, so creepy or hot?

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<v Speaker 1>I decided. Yet, good to know everything is okay between

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<v Speaker 1>you guys. Yeah. Hopefully she'll book us for more shows,

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<v Speaker 1>but not at gold Star. I'm going to stay it again.

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<v Speaker 1>But that crowds on it for a week and it

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<v Speaker 1>went away. Oh ship is that Gina? Hey? Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>say hi Gina. Oh actually I think I think I

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<v Speaker 1>know this person. Terry. Is that you? Terry? What's up? Actually?

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<v Speaker 1>It's gay? They just please don't wow? Okay bye, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 1>gay girl coming through? Excuse me. Oh, Gina, Chloe, my girl, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>long time, no see have you been. How's the studio life? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the usual drawing from Vegina's and I can't complain.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, Dave, that is good. You should really

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<v Speaker 1>trademark that. I can see it now. Gina's Vegina's. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I am like buying this domain right this minute. Just

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, Chloe, have you that night? Partner? Tina? Partner?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't think so. Oh hi, Gina

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<v Speaker 1>and I have been partners since I started my famous

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<v Speaker 1>online quilting business. I started it four months ago, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's just been popping off ever since. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a real whirlwind. Oh you know Chrissy Teagan, she is

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<v Speaker 1>a huge fan. I always thought that was like for

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<v Speaker 1>old people, you know, wow, age just much. Oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I was just kidding. I just didn't realize that people

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<v Speaker 1>actually still quilt it. You know. The only quote I

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<v Speaker 1>know is like quilted Northern. Did you get it? No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's weird. Um hey let me see your phone. Um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my handle, so amazing spelled s e w C.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to click follow and okay, great, yeah, new friends. Great,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll look for your follow back then. Oh no, I

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<v Speaker 1>really like to keep my feed clear. Yeah. My therapist

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<v Speaker 1>thinks it's like healthier for me, so I only follow

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<v Speaker 1>blue checks doctor's orders. Sorry, yeah she doesn't. She doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>even follow me, so don't it's not personal. Yeah, Chloe,

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<v Speaker 1>did I see you walk in with Desia like and

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<v Speaker 1>a loaf of bread? Ah? Yes, Desia and a very

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<v Speaker 1>old fruit cake. And I'm not talking about myself funny. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go say hi to her. Tina tell

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<v Speaker 1>Chloe about the tumor. Oh my god, Okay, you better

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<v Speaker 1>sit down. You will never believe this better than the

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<v Speaker 1>BA like you need to binge watch season five immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm sorry to interrupt. You know what I think?

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<v Speaker 1>My phone is ringing ring ring. Oh yeah, it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like my cousin. I'm cousin. Hey, cousin, aren't Prudence? So

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you what happens next. Desia duchess Tina

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<v Speaker 1>like a cold heart accent, Asa meets Tina Tinas with

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<v Speaker 1>Gina beckets look up with Chloe gave us actually dry

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<v Speaker 1>or starry she gave But it doesn't matter because everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>game beyond to the Dad. They'll take you the dad,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they'll take you the day they'll take you

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<v Speaker 1>the dad. Breads on Gina wind this tru Betina hope

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<v Speaker 1>teach a big truth. Of course she makes true now

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<v Speaker 1>they just feeling makes that she's gotta take a leak.

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<v Speaker 1>So she talks to the Brook and doesn't weak. And

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't want to tell the jee and she likes

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<v Speaker 1>Gina does she thinks telling does too. She doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to tell the Juth. How's Jenslan? Tina wants to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Oh jeez, okay, calm down, Dasha, breathe, okay, deep breaths.

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<v Speaker 1>Be cool, You're cool. Everything is cool, right, busy occupied

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<v Speaker 1>to I said, busy one second, I've seen one moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I come in? Oh, I'm I mean, I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of in here, so all right, I'm coming in. Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you okay? Yeah? I'm fine? What is with you

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<v Speaker 1>in bathrooms? You've been avoiding me all night? Me? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I've not been avoiding you. I mean, that's crazy. You're

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<v Speaker 1>crazy if you think that I've really been really I'm crazy. Yeah, crazy, Danja.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not leaving this bathroom until you tell me. What's up? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you're gonna be stuck in here all night then,

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<v Speaker 1>because nothing is up? What is it? Tina? Look, I

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<v Speaker 1>know she comes off as an asshole, but she's like

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<v Speaker 1>a good personally. She seems real great. You picked a

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<v Speaker 1>real winner. What do you mean by that? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you've got great taste, Chloe, Tina, that random guy you

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<v Speaker 1>showed up with the other day in my apartment, seems

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<v Speaker 1>like you're dating all kinds of great people. Whoa whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>whoa whoa whoa slowed down. So this is what it's about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you flirt with me at that party, wanting me to

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<v Speaker 1>text you, and then I find out you slept with

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<v Speaker 1>my roommate. Now you're flaunting all these other people in

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<v Speaker 1>front of me. I don't know. I just I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get it. Wow, Okay, First of all, nothing happened with Chloe.

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<v Speaker 1>She was drunk. I was drunk. I took her home

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<v Speaker 1>and slept on the foot of her bed. That was it.

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<v Speaker 1>Second of all, I'm not flaunting anyone in front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just happily dating people. That's what polly people do. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you flirting with me? Then? If you're happily

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<v Speaker 1>dating other people because I like you. I'm sorry, I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't understand. How how hard is it for you

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<v Speaker 1>to understand? I like you? Do you do? You want

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of here? The bathroom? Where the party? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know? Both? What about Tina? Tina m I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not her primary. She knows I'm not going home with

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<v Speaker 1>her tonight, got it? You know what? I still have

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<v Speaker 1>so much to learn. All right, let's go. Are you coming? Oh? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually do have to use the bathroom, So could

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<v Speaker 1>you like, oh for a second, yeah, of course. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'll get you out there, and I'm closing

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<v Speaker 1>the door. Now, did you get the answers you're looking for?

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<v Speaker 1>Low young love? Where everybody go? I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>think they went outside? Chloe, why don't you wear pants?

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<v Speaker 1>Three words for you? Lesbian oil wrestling party? Oh? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's far words. Okay, that sounds like something I'm definitely

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<v Speaker 1>not interested in. You baby, have fun? Okay? Oh wait,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're you're okay? Yeah? Yeah, I'm all good. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just probably gonna go home and smoke a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds great. I'll see you at home probably sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure the future. Where are you were next? Gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's gonna eat in your lives? Okay, I gotta go bye?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh are you ready? Yes, ma'am? Okay, Wow, Desha, you

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<v Speaker 1>think she's gonna get it in tonight? I think she might,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean hopeful. I don't think she's ever done this before.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so either. Do you think Gina is

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<v Speaker 1>patient enough? I don't know. She's really gotta like guide

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<v Speaker 1>her through because you know, I didn't know. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. Pussy has had variety. You know, my

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<v Speaker 1>first time a word, Well, I'm gonna say it again,

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<v Speaker 1>pussy variety. Alright, Tune in next time to Tampon Rock.

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