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Speaker 1: Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock. Tampon Rock, don't we

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Speaker 1: don't want to anyway. Previously on Tampon Rock, Gina met Deja,

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Speaker 1: Deja lost her job and Chloe didn't either. Oh Chloe,

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Speaker 1: Oh look it's Desha and Gina in bed. Huh uh?

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Speaker 1: Can we can we go checking on that? M I

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Speaker 1: love being the little huh. And I love it when

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Speaker 1: you're my little spoon. I'm so happy you chose me

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Speaker 1: over Chloe. And I'm glad that random guy you showed

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Speaker 1: up with the other day was just your weird cousin

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Speaker 1: and not your boyfriend. Yes, silly, come on, you know

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Speaker 1: you're the only one for me. Is it okay? We

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Speaker 1: kiss again? Yes? Of course, turned around and kiss me. Wait, Jean,

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Speaker 1: I said, turn around and kiss me, baby. It's prom night.

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Speaker 1: Come on, you promised tonight we'd finally seal the deal.

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Speaker 1: But where's Gina? She was just you? You? You were her?

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Speaker 1: Well you've really been hitting, not from just hard having you.

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Speaker 1: I don't drink John, You know that about me? Who

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Speaker 1: I was just you? And I'm not sleeping with you? Okay? Okay,

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Speaker 1: but we need about knife. What knife? Oh? Right, then knife,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to stab you with? Sorry, Johnny boy? Oh

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Speaker 1: what have I done? Wake up? Deja? No, it's just

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Speaker 1: a dream. But I was covering in so much blood.

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Speaker 1: You're not covered in any blood? Oh no, wait, actually

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Speaker 1: you are. No, she got a period. She woke up

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Speaker 1: like this. This is your lawyer calling those fiance lyrics

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Speaker 1: like yeah, we can't uh you know so, Deja? Who's John? John? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the one you were screaming about this morning? Oh that John.

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Speaker 1: How much did you hear of that dream? Oh? Not

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Speaker 1: too much? Just you know the murder part? Cool? Google Google?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, John from high school. I've never told you

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Speaker 1: by him? No, I don't recall receiving that information. No,

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Speaker 1: definitely not. It was just the first person I ever

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Speaker 1: slept with. Wait, sorry, what what do you say? You

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Speaker 1: were like mumbling he was the first person I read

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Speaker 1: a sex with no big deal? Wait? What chill? It's

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Speaker 1: not a big deal. Okay, so you're telling me that

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Speaker 1: you are not a gold star lesbian. How did I

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Speaker 1: not know that? God? I feel so loud to wait. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let me get this straight. The sex was so bad

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Speaker 1: that you dreamt about murdering him five years later. Dreams

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Speaker 1: work in mysterious ways. No, I think that was God.

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to convert me? Yes? Peace be with you.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Church of Chloe Stevens of Latter Day Saints.

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Speaker 1: Please be seated. Oh fuck? What it's Becky ship? Do

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Speaker 1: you think she found the vibrator I left at her house?

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Speaker 1: I mean, did you write your name on it? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Who do you think I am? But what do I do?

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Speaker 1: I do? I don't know? Answer it? Okay, okay, Oh

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Speaker 1: hey Becky? How you? I mean, how's it going? M

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Speaker 1: my sea? What's going on? Uh? Yeah okay, sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, so many songs? Got it? Time? Perfect? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll see you then. But by now, well, Um, Becky

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Speaker 1: just called to tell me she's also shocked you're not

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Speaker 1: a gold star lesbian. I hate you so much. Well

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Speaker 1: was she talking about? Um? Well, huh, spit it out, dude.

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Speaker 1: We just got our first paid gig. Yeah, we're finding money, money, money, money,

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Speaker 1: money every time. They just got the first big gig. No,

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Speaker 1: they got to go shopping for a s new clothes,

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Speaker 1: better old clothes so they can look like sty o typical.

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Speaker 1: Let's get some the nineties. Look at you? Okay, I

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Speaker 1: like it. Give me a spin. Come on, turn around,

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Speaker 1: turn okay. So the last Oh yeah, dude, work it.

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Speaker 1: Who's gonna cut down some trees? Chloe? Are outfit makes

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Speaker 1: me feel like I should be on the cover of

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Speaker 1: Plaid today except tim our issue. Dude. I know this

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Speaker 1: is our first gig. Come on, we have to look

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Speaker 1: the part. How is the second hand flannel going to

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Speaker 1: do that for us? Chloe? This makes no sense. Um.

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Speaker 1: The venue is called gold Star, dude. Okay, Oh right,

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Speaker 1: and keep forgetting I guess you wouldn't know anything about

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Speaker 1: that one. Wow. You know what. I didn't realize me

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Speaker 1: Well you should have realized. It's literally all I can

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Speaker 1: it this way. We're lesbians. Yeah, we're playing guitars, not

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Speaker 1: a place called gold Star, Okay. I mean people are

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Speaker 1: gonna be expecting craving, hoping for an acoustic set obviously,

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Speaker 1: Becky wants? Who cares? It's what the people want? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: little later. I wrote like four new songs last night. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Indigo Girls, like mixed up in a blunder. Don't worry,

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Speaker 1: her all all night? And who are the Diego Girls?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe you know Indigo girls? Okay, sorry,

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Speaker 1: who are the Indego Girls? Okay? Oh wow, you really aren't,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Sir Lesbian Chloe, I swear if you keep bringing

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Speaker 1: up y'all doing all right over here? Oh yeah? Curiosity? Um.

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Speaker 1: Too many shirts that say we've been dating for a

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Speaker 1: know we do. We have some shirts that's say little

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Speaker 1: up and on with kalvankalving only you so you sell

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Speaker 1: used underwear here? Yeah, we call it lightly you No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you know what. We are all set on underwear. We

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Speaker 1: just got some the other day. Um. But thank you

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Speaker 1: for your for the offer. You don't know problem, sir.

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Speaker 1: You know, Holly, if you need me hm rata from sir.

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Speaker 1: Honestly I don't need it. Oh then good sir. I

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Speaker 1: tip the hat to you. Okay. So um, I was

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Speaker 1: that is producing a comedy podcast during the COVID pandemic

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Speaker 1: due to these unprecedented times. You may hear in the

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Speaker 1: upcoming scenes myself voicing both Becky and the host of

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Speaker 1: tonight's show at gold Star. Once again, Becky and the

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Speaker 1: host are two different characters played by me narrator one.

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Speaker 1: Sure in retrospect this is confusing, and yes, this type

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Speaker 1: Please take a moment to suspend your disbelief and remember,

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Speaker 1: as they say in high school musical, We're all in

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Speaker 1: this together. Now back to the show. Yo, I thought

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Speaker 1: you said this was an acoustic show. Yeah, dude, it is. Well.

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Speaker 1: Oh look there's Becky Becky. Hey, wait, does she mad

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Speaker 1: I mean it just looks like she's blinking. Okay, pay

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Speaker 1: Chloe from the goal and sorry, what's your name? Deja?

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Speaker 1: Also from the goal? Right, Actually, it's okay. Here are

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Speaker 1: your drink tickets if you have any sound needs. Franciscoes

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Speaker 1: do anything. Okay, cool, Thanks, welcome to gold Star Cafe.

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Speaker 1: Without further ado, please give it up for your hosts.

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Speaker 1: Not free job, free bagel. Hello, thank you for blessing

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Speaker 1: us with your presence tonight and cold stark coffee. We

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Speaker 1: know mercury is in retrograde, so we appreciate you even

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Speaker 1: more for coming out. Thank you. We have such a

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Speaker 1: great show. Fire tonight. Let's go ahead and get the

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Speaker 1: show started with some spoken word poetry. That's right, introducing

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Speaker 1: as once again, hit it, Francisco. The rain is falling, falling, falling.

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Speaker 1: Your tears are calling, calling, calling. My wound is an

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Speaker 1: empty basket. Best cat, best cat, waiting for your hand.

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Speaker 1: they seem so nice. Let's give it a particle. Oh

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Speaker 1: did they? Did they just bow at us? Do we

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Speaker 1: bow back up? Yep, we're bowing. Okay, bout hello gold star,

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Speaker 1: we're the goal. Shout out to Becky, Hey Becky, thanks

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Speaker 1: What song do you want to do? First? Dude? Just

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Speaker 1: follow my lead? One, two, three, four. You have green hair,

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Speaker 1: another one I wrote last night. It's called Happy Mother's Day, Dad.

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Speaker 1: we got it? One more? What are you doing? You're

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Speaker 1: that fairy tale ship that don't make you blue. But

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Speaker 1: You chose me. How could things be if I chose me? Ya? Wow?

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Speaker 1: another poem for you guys. Yes, it's by us Francisco.

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Speaker 1: You know what to do talk Oh my clock time.

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Speaker 1: This audience was cord. I don't know why they didn't

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Speaker 1: like our set. I don't know what's wrong with them.

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Speaker 1: They're just all yeah, I don't know, weird, they're they're weird.

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Speaker 1: But I mean they did seem to like our last song,

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Speaker 1: so oh really you think so? Yeah? I mean it

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Speaker 1: seems heyds right. That last song was killer. The crowd

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Speaker 1: got you a drink. Hope you like to quill due?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Hey, Becky, I guess I'll just get my

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Speaker 1: own drink then be right back. Yeah you really dope?

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Speaker 1: Did you produce that track too? Yeah? I did incredible. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I hope book KEPOC events all over Oakland. Let me

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Speaker 1: get your email. I'll keep an eye off for any

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Speaker 1: up because I'm hosting get together. You should stop on by.

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Speaker 1: The beer here is so expensive. Actually that sounds really cool.

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Speaker 1: what's happening now? Welcome to London Town. We just got

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Speaker 1: what this is actually Oakland. Let's go on a party tonight.

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Speaker 1: Sounds so tight. Turn that round upside down, Chloe, she said, Dude,

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Speaker 1: I should believe you brought this. I thought fruitcake was

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Speaker 1: I think it's a fruitcake. Oh dope, you know my

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Speaker 1: Grandmoma's fruitcake. Thank you? Is she here? No, she's dead, um,

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Speaker 1: And you guys, Hey, Marie baby, come over here. Okay, Desa,

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Speaker 1: this is my girlfriend Marie. Marie. This is Desia and

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Speaker 1: Pleasure as always. Hey Marie, Desia, did you know that

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Speaker 1: Chloe here is just posible for starting our beautiful open relationship? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I was not aware? Were you away of this? Chloe?

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Speaker 1: I decided. Yet, good to know everything is okay between

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Speaker 1: went away. Oh ship is that Gina? Hey? Let's go

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Speaker 1: say hi Gina. Oh actually I think I think I

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Speaker 1: gay girl coming through? Excuse me. Oh, Gina, Chloe, my girl, Hey,

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Speaker 1: long time, no see have you been. How's the studio life? Oh?

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Speaker 1: You know, the usual drawing from Vegina's and I can't complain.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Dave, that is good. You should really

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Speaker 1: trademark that. I can see it now. Gina's Vegina's. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's like, Chloe, have you that night? Partner? Tina? Partner?

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Speaker 1: BA like you need to binge watch season five immediately.

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Speaker 1: let me tell you what happens next. Desia duchess Tina

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Speaker 1: to Oh jeez, okay, calm down, Dasha, breathe, okay, deep breaths.

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Speaker 1: Be cool, You're cool. Everything is cool, right, busy occupied

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Speaker 1: to I said, busy one second, I've seen one moment.

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Speaker 1: Can I come in? Oh, I'm I mean, I'm kind

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? Yeah? I'm fine? What is with you

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Speaker 1: crazy if you think that I've really been really I'm crazy. Yeah, crazy, Danja.

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Speaker 1: because nothing is up? What is it? Tina? Look, I

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Speaker 1: like you're dating all kinds of great people. Whoa whoa,

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Speaker 1: I'm just happily dating people. That's what polly people do. Well,

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Speaker 1: so much to learn. All right, let's go. Are you coming? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: Low young love? Where everybody go? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: Three words for you? Lesbian oil wrestling party? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's far words. Okay, that sounds like something I'm definitely

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Speaker 1: not interested in. You baby, have fun? Okay? Oh wait,

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Speaker 1: and you're you're okay? Yeah? Yeah, I'm all good. I'm

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Speaker 1: That sounds great. I'll see you at home probably sometimes

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Speaker 1: I'm sure the future. Where are you were next? Gosh,

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Speaker 1: she's gonna eat in your lives? Okay, I gotta go bye?

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Speaker 1: Oh are you ready? Yes, ma'am? Okay, Wow, Desha, you

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. Pussy has had variety. You know, my

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Speaker 1: pussy variety. Alright, Tune in next time to Tampon Rock.

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Speaker 1: This episode was created and written by Alicia Brown, Sarah

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Speaker 1: Almond and Sophie Didn't Call, Directed and composed by Sarah Almond.

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Speaker 1: Music supervised by Alicia Brown and Sophie Didn't Call. Executive

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Speaker 1: produced by Brian Wallon for Anthem Entertainment. Produced by Selena

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Speaker 1: Razick with audio by Take Gregor and David Gulick. Starring

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