Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here, Nicky, Hello, here I am.
Speaker 1: It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. Welcome, It's Thursday. Well it's Thursday
Speaker 1: to you, but it's Wednesday here. I'm always honest with you.
Speaker 1: We're taping this episode, um, Wednesday night. This is Sneaky
Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast at Night and it's a special show. Andrew
Speaker 1: Colin is here wearing the um blonde hairpiece that we
Speaker 1: described the other day. Oh, you gotta go on our
Speaker 1: YouTube to see that. And it's gonna be a couple
Speaker 1: of days. Um, he's in St. Louis here with me.
Speaker 1: Noah is in Arizona. And then we have a special
Speaker 1: guest that you know was just a last minute add on,
Speaker 1: but man, have I been waiting for this guest to
Speaker 1: come on for all It's such a treat for me.
Speaker 1: I've had so many podcasts since this person has been
Speaker 1: in my life, and I've always been like, you wanted
Speaker 1: to do what happend but been like you don't have to,
Speaker 1: but like I would love free to, and it was
Speaker 1: it never really happened. And then I have been on
Speaker 1: this person's radio show and podcast, The Courtney Show many times.
Speaker 1: You've seen him. You can see you can listen to
Speaker 1: him every day on The Courtney Show podcast where you
Speaker 1: can find anywhere you get podcasts and uh. You can
Speaker 1: also see him on Welcome to Niki Lazer, question Mark
Speaker 1: this Sunday at E on E which is this season finale.
Speaker 1: You're like it's almost over and saying that to him
Speaker 1: and please welcome to the show. My love, my boyfriend,
Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend. To um, we are many things to
Speaker 1: each other. We've been so much to each other, Chris
Speaker 1: convey everyone, Welcome to show. I was waiting for some Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's usually there's no music and we just didn't have
Speaker 1: it ready for you. Here here oh sound effects, like
Speaker 1: oh my god. So Chris can I ask Um, you've
Speaker 1: never done a pod with Nikki? Do you feel like
Speaker 1: if the invite was stronger that you would have been
Speaker 1: need to do it? Or do you think because it
Speaker 1: was a half invite like you could come on if
Speaker 1: you want, or what was the it was? It's probably
Speaker 1: a little bit a bit of probably a little bit
Speaker 1: of like everything. It's like, yeah, how are we doing,
Speaker 1: like you know at that at that moment, like how
Speaker 1: am I feeling that day? How much does Nikki really
Speaker 1: want it? And how much of it is her just
Speaker 1: being like, be nice to me about it. She she's she.
Speaker 1: I would never do it to just be nice to you,
Speaker 1: because I know that most of the time you wouldn't
Speaker 1: really want it, but you would do it to be
Speaker 1: a good friend. You would do it to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: she needs a guess, like, I'll do it, or at
Speaker 1: least that's what I would think. Yeah, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm doing this now because like I want to do
Speaker 1: something fun with you, but because if it felt like
Speaker 1: you genuinely wanted me to do it, yes, and that
Speaker 1: felt really nice. Yes, and I do genuinely well. When
Speaker 1: we did radio the other day to promote the show,
Speaker 1: you know, this isn't someone that. It's not Kirsten or
Speaker 1: Taylor or my sister who, or my mom even who
Speaker 1: in the grab a mic, like I'm used to looking
Speaker 1: over here and seeing the person with me old the
Speaker 1: mike like this. It's been good doing this show, you know,
Speaker 1: like having to be cursed if you gotta put it up.
Speaker 1: And that's not nothing against them. There you have to
Speaker 1: learn in some way. I'm on a mic all the time.
Speaker 1: But it's nice that you would have been that way
Speaker 1: before because you wouldn't. Well maybe I'm a I'm I've
Speaker 1: also been a television producer for a while. So like
Speaker 1: when people when people that aren't like you know, you
Speaker 1: and Andrew season veterans, you know, those are the things
Speaker 1: that I had to look out for for people. Yes,
Speaker 1: but you. But I also wanted to be here because
Speaker 1: this you and you and Andrew have such a special relationship,
Speaker 1: and this podcast and like the besties and all of
Speaker 1: this is an important part of your life and it's
Speaker 1: a big part of your life and you love it,
Speaker 1: and so it is. I'm I'm very happy that you
Speaker 1: wanted me to be a part of it, so I wanted.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to share what I like hearing now too.
Speaker 1: It's very period. Just wipe it with your bank. That
Speaker 1: means a lot. Better give me another pizza cutter. By
Speaker 1: the way, offended that every time I come over to
Speaker 1: Nikki's pizza cutter and pizza tree, still I have a
Speaker 1: cutter at my house. That's why. So I left the
Speaker 1: cutter here. And she's a cutter, so yeah, well I
Speaker 1: need something, I need a tool to do it with.
Speaker 1: But she's the worst. She's the worst kind of cutter.
Speaker 1: She cuts in line, it's like the worst, that's the worst.
Speaker 1: Can ask you a question if someone you like, dad
Speaker 1: joked a cutting joke, if you got it back to clean, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you took it away from me cutting myself with a
Speaker 1: razor and you made it like, oh it whole food.
Speaker 1: It's like cuts. I like what you did there. It's
Speaker 1: six flags. She wants to get on the rides faster.
Speaker 1: Can I ask a question if someone you walk into
Speaker 1: a place and it's one of those places where you
Speaker 1: can put your bag down and claim a seat, but
Speaker 1: you're behind let's say four people, but you claim to
Speaker 1: see first. What do you do? How do you handle
Speaker 1: those people? Are you one of those people? I'm not
Speaker 1: one of I'm not a Chris God. So this is whatever.
Speaker 1: So you go to let's say you go to the Chipsy.
Speaker 1: What can I just follow you when you just tell
Speaker 1: me where sick? Because I don't know understand you're just
Speaker 1: a baby girl, nothing about scared. I know the exact
Speaker 1: scenario you're talking about. So you get to you get
Speaker 1: to Chipotle, let's say, and it's it's fairly busy and
Speaker 1: will be hard to find a seat, and then you
Speaker 1: you set down bag, So you reserve that like four
Speaker 1: seats for you and your friends. Then you get in line.
Speaker 1: But in the meantime, other people are finishing, and there's
Speaker 1: a there's a system. I mean, it works out. There's
Speaker 1: a system pretty well that like people will be finished
Speaker 1: by the time you get there usually. But I think
Speaker 1: those people are scumbacks. What do you think claiming the seat?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it, and if
Speaker 1: I did do it, it would be and I saw
Speaker 1: someone like I would do it because it was we
Speaker 1: were a four seater, and I thought everyone in front
Speaker 1: of us was not a four seater. But then it
Speaker 1: turned out somehow that they needed those seats, would give
Speaker 1: them to them. Yeah, if if there's a way, if
Speaker 1: if you're being thoughtful and there's you figured out the
Speaker 1: math or something, then yeah, or in that you know
Speaker 1: when I'll tell you what I am. If I'm pulling
Speaker 1: up to a Chipotle and I can tell that there's
Speaker 1: another car that's parking at the same time as me
Speaker 1: pulling up to Chipotle, and I want, I will run
Speaker 1: into the store. I will run to beat them into
Speaker 1: it in front of them. That's acceptable. I think I'm
Speaker 1: already a fastball. That's acceptable. Okay, okay, that's accept What
Speaker 1: about a movie you shove them out of the way.
Speaker 1: Would you not hold the door? You're not. What are
Speaker 1: you gonna hold the door for someone's I'll make it.
Speaker 1: I'll make it look like it was where you go,
Speaker 1: you know where you go in first, but then you
Speaker 1: let them come in. But you're ahead of that, the
Speaker 1: double push while you're walking in. How dare you hold
Speaker 1: the door for someone and they walk in and then
Speaker 1: they get and you go in behind that? You should
Speaker 1: be public executions. I just saw some Trump Raley say that,
Speaker 1: So that's why it's on my money. What about a
Speaker 1: movie theater? I think movie theater rules are different. Like
Speaker 1: if you've got three people who are going to the
Speaker 1: movie with and you've got you know to you and
Speaker 1: three other people and two of you were there, you
Speaker 1: can save two seats? I think, yes, I agree, I'm
Speaker 1: with you on that. Here's my thing. I would if
Speaker 1: it was a really packed theater and they're pretty late, Sorry,
Speaker 1: your friends are gonna have to sit alone two and two.
Speaker 1: If you were a one person saving for two more people,
Speaker 1: I am, I'm probably gonna say, okay, wait for your friends.
Speaker 1: Because you need a friend, sir, But I've you already
Speaker 1: got someone with you, and you're trying to say for
Speaker 1: two more people, You guys have got to split up.
Speaker 1: Sorry they're late. I don't. I don't agree with that
Speaker 1: to I think two people saving for two I shouldn't
Speaker 1: go to theater loves for together no more. First of all,
Speaker 1: I got to see that. I mean, I got the station.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. You're ready for that, right. I
Speaker 1: can't stop thinking about if they're late, if they're late,
Speaker 1: wait on, no, no, no, I was. I talked the
Speaker 1: next day about it, and I was like that hangman
Speaker 1: guy was pretty cute, like the new guy, the asshole guy.
Speaker 1: I don't remember you saying that to me. I didn't
Speaker 1: say it to you, but I was gonna say it
Speaker 1: to you. At some point, he's I could see his beauty.
Speaker 1: I could, I could see his appeal, but he sensed it.
Speaker 1: At some point you kind of went like this with
Speaker 1: your hand and covered up his tour. So you I
Speaker 1: do this thing when guys that are better looking than
Speaker 1: me come on screen and no, no one is, and
Speaker 1: then I'll put my hand to her Nicky's eyes. She's
Speaker 1: seeing something porn. I just did it to like fast
Speaker 1: fast jets in the movie, like when they would go
Speaker 1: too fast. That's what he was like. There is something
Speaker 1: about those things that I'm like, yeah, they're f one
Speaker 1: cars with with wings exactly, yeah exactly. But yeah, this guy,
Speaker 1: by the way, oh yeah, that's that's I kind of
Speaker 1: like that sort of I was chasing. We were chasing
Speaker 1: each other in the gym. So we went to the
Speaker 1: same gym and the same we were chasing the same body,
Speaker 1: is what I told Nicky, and he beat He beat
Speaker 1: me by a mile. So there's this Jim in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: It's it's amazing. Oh okay, so the guy that was
Speaker 1: in the movie, was that your gym and now training
Speaker 1: for that movie when Chris was still living there. And
Speaker 1: so at one point I was like, you know, I
Speaker 1: had a I was you know, had a good consistent
Speaker 1: job in Los Angeles, and I was like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to see if I could like get this kind of
Speaker 1: trainer that that could transform me into like a fighter
Speaker 1: pilot fighter pilot essentially. And this there's Jim in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles where they literally they teach you how to eat,
Speaker 1: they do all of these things. What's wildly expensive. But
Speaker 1: they had like a bunch of famous clients that were
Speaker 1: training for movies and one of them was this guy.
Speaker 1: And so me and this dude are literally doing the
Speaker 1: exact same exercises, chasing the same body at the same time,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking over at him and I'm like, it
Speaker 1: gave me some motivation to be like I'm and then
Speaker 1: they would be like he's going to be in that
Speaker 1: new top Gun movie and this is like this isn't Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like, I like when you chase a body like
Speaker 1: you you're getting in shape right now because you're going
Speaker 1: on a bike tour, but you have you chased. I've
Speaker 1: chased bodies like I've chased I've typed in so many
Speaker 1: different actors workouts. They're like clothing there, the drinks they
Speaker 1: drink that, the sponsorships that. Yeah. Yeah, like I definitely
Speaker 1: like I've typed in Daniel Craig uh coming out of
Speaker 1: the Ocean and seven. I mean, it's at the hottest
Speaker 1: photo and the little gray pants you resonant to me
Speaker 1: as it is with you guys. I mean, that's the
Speaker 1: perfect body because he's muscular, but he's not but he
Speaker 1: is interesting. If you ever if you ever moved back
Speaker 1: to Los Angeles. I'm ready you. Let's chase that body.
Speaker 1: You can go to this place ultimate performance. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: these guys they're the They're the solution for people that
Speaker 1: are looking he moved back to St. Louis Louis and
Speaker 1: easing you. You get into these like shapes that I
Speaker 1: really I do. Oh, I see you transform all the time,
Speaker 1: and it's guys can transform. We were talking about it
Speaker 1: on the podcast this week because he just shaved his mustache.
Speaker 1: I love a new guy that shows up in my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, you shave your facial hair, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, who's this guy? This guy who's this brings
Speaker 1: you a beard for a little while. I don't come
Speaker 1: off as a beard man. Now it's a it's a
Speaker 1: hot five. Me and Chris are just flirting weight. More
Speaker 1: about the mustache situation. Yeah, I just trimmed it for
Speaker 1: Brianna as a joke and she likes it, and so
Speaker 1: he kept it. He did as a joke and then
Speaker 1: and her dad was in town the last two days,
Speaker 1: so kind of I think he was. He's in. He
Speaker 1: actually flew because you and his dad flew at the
Speaker 1: same age. No, I'm older, Okay, yeah he's he flew
Speaker 1: behind me. Yeah he was. I taught him. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he it's cool, Like you know, I know, is your
Speaker 1: guy ever chase in the body? He does? He's an
Speaker 1: Israeli machine. He's an Israeli. So when you told the
Speaker 1: story of like men changing their facial hair, I remember
Speaker 1: something at the pandemic where usually I would agree with that,
Speaker 1: but so av like he's bald. So at the start
Speaker 1: of the pandemic, he had a beard and a bald head,
Speaker 1: and he like one day he comes out of the shower,
Speaker 1: his hair was kind of like grown out on the side,
Speaker 1: and he shipped his beard and he just looked like
Speaker 1: this Polish man that walked off the street into the apartment,
Speaker 1: and I was like, who are you? Didn't turn you out?
Speaker 1: And I want to be married to me? You were,
Speaker 1: You were like you thought there was a home invasion.
Speaker 1: You were like, this is like a sexy new guy
Speaker 1: showing up. It's in green Point, you know, it's highly
Speaker 1: so very Oh my god, that's so funny green But
Speaker 1: I lived in green I mean, I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: if there's ever a time where I've looked like that
Speaker 1: drastically different to you. I know a time. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: I know a time. Oh my god, I can't believe
Speaker 1: I just sent me. That's insane. She looked way better
Speaker 1: after she got hit by a car. What did I
Speaker 1: call it? Either called you. There's two women who like
Speaker 1: have been like who have helped apes out. One's Jane Goodall.
Speaker 1: Can I call you Goodall? Or did I know? I know?
Speaker 1: I know you have a relationship. I know when it
Speaker 1: was yeah, you know, yeah, I was. I did. Wasn't
Speaker 1: expecting to see him and he would surprise me. And
Speaker 1: I didn't know that he was going to be at
Speaker 1: the airport. And I thought I had I thought I
Speaker 1: had like at least eighteen hours to get like gussied
Speaker 1: up and to look presentable to this person I had
Speaker 1: just started dating. And I flew on China Eastern Air.
Speaker 1: It was the worst booking airline of my life. I land,
Speaker 1: it's my birthday. I'm tired, I am bedraggled. I and
Speaker 1: then yeah, and then I felt like I had so
Speaker 1: much time. I get to go get picked up at
Speaker 1: the airport, Chris, so that there's going to be a
Speaker 1: person there to pick me up, bring us to the resort,
Speaker 1: he'll be there tomorrow. And of course there's three Thai
Speaker 1: women that worked for the airline holding a cake and
Speaker 1: they come up to me and they started quietly singing
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday cake with candles. So so Nicky got off
Speaker 1: the plane and I I could see them and I
Speaker 1: wanted these these are these women who worked at the
Speaker 1: airlines That were amazing. These Thai women were just so
Speaker 1: nice and friendly. I was like, Hey, when my girlfriend
Speaker 1: gets off the plane, can we sing her Happy Birthday
Speaker 1: and give her this cake and make her feel really
Speaker 1: special when she gets off the plane. And they're like, yeah, great,
Speaker 1: show me a picture. We'll like see if we could
Speaker 1: find her, show me a picture. And like Nikki was
Speaker 1: on like a you know, a big MTV show at
Speaker 1: that point called Nicki and Sarah, and so I just
Speaker 1: pulled up one of it was the quickest thing I had,
Speaker 1: Like Nikki on the show, just like this is prime Nicki. Yes,
Speaker 1: and my body in a in a you know, a
Speaker 1: ravine would have been more recognizable than what I showed
Speaker 1: up as. So so they somebody was like I think
Speaker 1: I see her, and I'm like, no, that's not her.
Speaker 1: They were asking for my dental records to confirm that
Speaker 1: this was me. And so then they're they're they're looking
Speaker 1: for her, and then let me see the picture and
Speaker 1: they're looking and I'm like, that's her, that's her, and
Speaker 1: they're like, no, it's not. And I'm like that that's
Speaker 1: that's her, that's nicky and and she's like they're like
Speaker 1: that what did they say? Yeah, they were like I
Speaker 1: don't think that's her, and I'm like, that's her. And
Speaker 1: Nikki looked like she she was she'd been on a
Speaker 1: plane for twenty six hours or whatever it was, layovers
Speaker 1: and all these things, and she looked like she had
Speaker 1: either been at like a Dave Matthews concert or maybe
Speaker 1: like in the woods helping apes for six months and
Speaker 1: like super comfortable movements, living amongst them, eating with them.
Speaker 1: So knowing how you, I dropped to the floor and
Speaker 1: I went into a tiny ball to hide my face
Speaker 1: so that he couldn't see, and I just said no, no, no.
Speaker 1: And then I had the same thing that happens every
Speaker 1: birthday where I feel bad that I'm not being appreciative
Speaker 1: enough and like I'm rejecting this nice thing. So then
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it's a good surprise, and I have
Speaker 1: to be happy about this, and I do want to
Speaker 1: see him, but I like, you can't see me like this,
Speaker 1: like you won't marry me. It's like seeing a wedding
Speaker 1: dress before him, but except you won't want to marry me,
Speaker 1: and not of bad luck, but because this is how
Speaker 1: I look. Maybe it's like a frog turned into a
Speaker 1: princess situation. So I just I just talk to you
Speaker 1: like this. I was like hi, and I was just
Speaker 1: like I'm so embarrassed, and you were so sweet. And
Speaker 1: then later on, when I like returned to my normal self,
Speaker 1: you we were able to joke about like, yeah it
Speaker 1: was rough, Oh that it was rough for you know
Speaker 1: that I looked rough, Like you were so sweet about it,
Speaker 1: and like you weren't like, oh you weren't like mean
Speaker 1: about like, well you look weird. You were so sweet.
Speaker 1: But then later on in retrospect you could be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was shocking. I don't know if I said that exactly.
Speaker 1: It was an acknowledgment that we could all not look
Speaker 1: our best sometimes, and maybe that was not Nikki's best look.
Speaker 1: It was a good message because we can all not
Speaker 1: look our best. And I remember one time in particular
Speaker 1: in our relationship where I felt so great because I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened. I still don't to this day.
Speaker 1: I had about of the worst acne like cystic like
Speaker 1: acne like that I've never had my life everywhere and
Speaker 1: just these big and they and they wouldn't heal. They
Speaker 1: were almost like staph infection wounds on my face on
Speaker 1: my cheeks where I don't like, really bizarre. And this
Speaker 1: came in like the middle of nowhere, like I don't
Speaker 1: know where why it was caused, but it was there
Speaker 1: and it wouldn't go away, and they were kept erupting
Speaker 1: and erupting, and I would like pick them because I
Speaker 1: was trying to like heal them. It was just awful.
Speaker 1: And I remember just like being in the dark and
Speaker 1: crying and being like you can't look at me, you
Speaker 1: can't look like I can't function, and just like crying.
Speaker 1: I would go to the gym and just like I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know what to do. I can't
Speaker 1: be on You're there to go make not safe the
Speaker 1: pilot it was, and you were really sweet to me
Speaker 1: at one point because I was crying in the dark
Speaker 1: and I was like, I want you to which is
Speaker 1: by choice. Yeah, I mean you would ask me to
Speaker 1: do that and I was in a mask, but even
Speaker 1: so you wanted it dark in there, and you said
Speaker 1: you were just like you made me like look at
Speaker 1: you and you were like, I don't care what Like, yes,
Speaker 1: I can, I remember you what I liked about. It
Speaker 1: was like, I acknowledge, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say you look fine. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm bad as she thought. Though, no, it's never does
Speaker 1: any of us think like when you feel insecure, you know,
Speaker 1: which you know I've seen happen before, not very often
Speaker 1: because you're a stud. Everybody knows to stop it. I'd
Speaker 1: throw twenty eight touchdowns and you think I'm great. Man.
Speaker 1: That was one of the most inspiring moments in my life.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about we gotta go to break and we're
Speaker 1: gonna hear exactly what Chris is going to say about
Speaker 1: my base, and we're gonna what he thinks about Andrew's
Speaker 1: football playing skills. Right after this, Andrew every time of
Speaker 1: the kin to you arise, I've seen nothing but a surprise.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're my eyes too, Okay, and we're back so
Speaker 1: much the magic of podcast You don't know what anything.
Speaker 1: We don't know why he sings little songs that then there,
Speaker 1: But it's just a tradition and it's happened. Was that
Speaker 1: made up on the spot? Oh? Yeah, they're always I mean,
Speaker 1: isn't it that he can do that? You know what
Speaker 1: I used at the sins? Whoa, you have two brains?
Speaker 1: You know that joke? I think it's from Wedding Crashers.
Speaker 1: I think it's one of the best jokes I've ever
Speaker 1: seen any movie. Ever seen it. Oh, it's really even
Speaker 1: though this mice on the roast joke, you've good fellows?
Speaker 1: Oh did they say that in writing Crashes with Vince
Speaker 1: Vaughn saying that I was open Wilson and everyone laughed
Speaker 1: very hard, confirming that it's kind of you know what,
Speaker 1: he's an attractive man, you have longer hair, love him
Speaker 1: with it. That's a really good point. You're welcome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I honestly look more like him right now. It's a
Speaker 1: good pay. But the joke is it's when it's really
Speaker 1: I love it. I think it's it's either Vince Vaughan
Speaker 1: or Owen Wilson talking to a woman and he says,
Speaker 1: you know how they say we only use ten percent
Speaker 1: of our brains, and he goes, I think we only
Speaker 1: use ten percent of our hearts. That's good. It's like
Speaker 1: as a montage of them hitting on That montage is
Speaker 1: one of the best. Just tits, it's so many tips.
Speaker 1: Just remember them flopping on the bed. Tits, tits, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? What like girls laying back? And it's
Speaker 1: them sucking at every wedding. You could watch just the
Speaker 1: first ten minutes that movie and you would be like,
Speaker 1: this is great. Yeah, I know it's a movie that
Speaker 1: I would and I've seen clips from it and been
Speaker 1: very impressed. But that is a weird one I haven't seen.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I'm not going to be a
Speaker 1: movie guy and shame you for not seeing him. No,
Speaker 1: but that is the one I've missed somehow and seen
Speaker 1: some pretty big ones. Good Fellows. You've never seen who's
Speaker 1: Chris person? And how can you even consider yourself an artist? Chris?
Speaker 1: I'm being serious though, Leo. But you know what I've
Speaker 1: seen is the scene from Good Fellows that is essential
Speaker 1: for real though it is always three hours long when
Speaker 1: people are like, you've never seen goonies? Oh man, and
Speaker 1: then there's nothing else to be had because they haven't
Speaker 1: seen it, so they can't even understand anything that you would.
Speaker 1: They're almost frustrated. And the scene with it, and they don't.
Speaker 1: You don't even know that. Yeah, and that he was
Speaker 1: doing he was doing a character that was a character.
Speaker 1: He was really that. No, no, I'm saying he did
Speaker 1: it with wedding crash. You never saw this scene. I
Speaker 1: am anti movie shaming when that becomes a thing name
Speaker 1: but the black and white I love that you remember
Speaker 1: though that in black and white? Good point like who cares?
Speaker 1: No one wants it? Um it's it means it's old,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure it's amazing, but I don't. That's that's
Speaker 1: what you do your phone. You put your phone in
Speaker 1: gray scale if you want to spend less time on
Speaker 1: it because it's less fun to look at. So stop
Speaker 1: telling me black and white movies are easy to watch.
Speaker 1: They're not. You guys just aren't artists. Man, what's your
Speaker 1: black and white? Guys can't appreciate things like the way
Speaker 1: you keaton, Mr. Yeah. I only like movies where they
Speaker 1: hit one of those like big wooden circles with a stick,
Speaker 1: that's how the kids are playing. Well, those are my
Speaker 1: favorite toys. Wait a second, Wait, we've worked off on
Speaker 1: someone I do. I do a yearly Schindler's List. Cry
Speaker 1: you do? Yeah? Yeah, yeah we can, we can watch it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I always get I don't have I don't have what
Speaker 1: it takes to make to make that that joke. Joy, Oh,
Speaker 1: I get it all the time. People think people think
Speaker 1: that regularly. That's probably why even likes me. I like
Speaker 1: a Jewish looking man. I'm not Here's a story that
Speaker 1: we could do real quick. Nikki played a joke. We
Speaker 1: just started dating. I think you know the story, but
Speaker 1: I the best He's know it before you to the
Speaker 1: best sees. But by the way to the best sis.
Speaker 1: Nikki and Andrew really love you, guys. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: when you're not around, I hear about the best He's.
Speaker 1: I just want you, guys to you appreciated. They appreciate
Speaker 1: when you show up to the shows. Yeah, they're great.
Speaker 1: They love you. So I just want to say that
Speaker 1: that's so nice. That means a lot to them. I
Speaker 1: know because we do. I do talk about you a lot.
Speaker 1: I hear about the best He's regularly. And it's such
Speaker 1: a silly name that it feels silly sometimes, but I'm
Speaker 1: glad that you can say it with no irony and
Speaker 1: just it's just And they show up for you guys. Yea.
Speaker 1: They have a whole segment that's dedicated to them that
Speaker 1: we're going to do later in Oh, so you guys
Speaker 1: appreciate them regularly every time. I guess they didn't need
Speaker 1: to hear that. I definitely do because we tell them.
Speaker 1: But you know, you you've always searing it from someone
Speaker 1: else that's around. Some people that could go, hey, I
Speaker 1: always like to tell people what someone says about them.
Speaker 1: We've literally never had a best need come up to
Speaker 1: a meet and greet and go this person like they
Speaker 1: walk away like they were fucking you know, there's some
Speaker 1: people where I'm really weird because really have never had
Speaker 1: any group of fans that as a whole are just
Speaker 1: cool people. And every single time Andrew and I go
Speaker 1: to the green room afterwards, we always go the best,
Speaker 1: these are the best. They were all you can just
Speaker 1: tell them right away. They don't cross a line, don't
Speaker 1: give you a weird gift that you're like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is nice becomes smells weird. Set of an old backpack
Speaker 1: with like that was carrying like some kind of tuna
Speaker 1: sandwich and a tinfoil before like their gifts make sense.
Speaker 1: It's all in the name of shirt. I know. I
Speaker 1: heard a old radio story because I work in radio now.
Speaker 1: There's an old radio story where the person that I'm
Speaker 1: on the show with Courtney was on another show called
Speaker 1: I think I don't know ifh's Stephen DC's Days, but
Speaker 1: I think it was called Phillips and Company. And they
Speaker 1: did this guy. I might get in trouble for this
Speaker 1: in some way with them, but it's really funny. They
Speaker 1: did this contest where they they had listeners who were
Speaker 1: crazy about the show. I mean there's listeners to this
Speaker 1: day they still love the show. They had their own
Speaker 1: version of Besties. But they're like, hey, we let's see
Speaker 1: who makes the best It was it was an eggs
Speaker 1: I was deviled eggs. Who can make the best deviled eggs?
Speaker 1: So they were like this is this will be great,
Speaker 1: We'll see who makes the best devil eggs. Where they
Speaker 1: do a contest on the radio. They make this whole thing.
Speaker 1: Then they had the listeners bring in the deviled eggs,
Speaker 1: and all the listeners were great except one brought in
Speaker 1: the deviled eggs and did not look like the kind
Speaker 1: of person that you wanted to and they had to
Speaker 1: eat those deviled eggs in front of all of those
Speaker 1: deviled eggs. Are I don't even I barely want, like
Speaker 1: I barely trust my mom to make them right. And
Speaker 1: he's brilliant and yes, yes that's a delicate thing. It's
Speaker 1: a very gross So they had deviled egg in front
Speaker 1: of the person and that person did not look clean.
Speaker 1: They got to see this person's fingernails like and they
Speaker 1: were very excited. It was not do a fingernail like
Speaker 1: an egg. You don't want to see something. Now you
Speaker 1: have a face for outside radio, but that is a
Speaker 1: big for outside radio radio that's done outside and get
Speaker 1: stadium under a palm tree. No, but you have a
Speaker 1: good looking face for radio. There is a common miscons
Speaker 1: or maybe it's not a misconception that our radio disc
Speaker 1: jockey point seven, they were disgusted and I like it
Speaker 1: on some of the d days just from their voice
Speaker 1: of being like, he's probably famous and hot, and then
Speaker 1: you saw your like, oh it's like he has crop clothes.
Speaker 1: Somehow he is a crocodile somehow Florida. I mean, they're
Speaker 1: very alligator friendly know Chris is Chris and his brother
Speaker 1: Tim are both now on the show. And then Brando
Speaker 1: is not a bad looking guy either. In Courty is
Speaker 1: obviously so fucking cute and always has been. But like,
Speaker 1: you are exceptionally good looking as a scene on my show.
Speaker 1: And I'm always telling it because he's always doing the
Speaker 1: filming in the studio and always like, turn that came around,
Speaker 1: get the women what they want. Oh you don't, You're not.
Speaker 1: There's the thing, this show this, I've never been on record,
Speaker 1: I've never been on television. I've never done anything like this.
Speaker 1: So when we did the Nikki's you know, welcome Home
Speaker 1: Nicki lazer Um, I had no idea. I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, you're self conscious about things. And then I
Speaker 1: saw the first episode and was like, I look significantly
Speaker 1: better on camera than I do. I feel like I
Speaker 1: look worse than I do in person. You do feel
Speaker 1: like that, but you've been on You've been on TV
Speaker 1: and cameras, You've been on the stuff about I also
Speaker 1: put on like thirty pounds before the tab. I made
Speaker 1: sure to look at his disgust, so you had an excuse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. I wasn't my best for it. But never seen.
Speaker 1: I've never seen because like in pictures, it doesn't come through.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're on FaceTime, it doesn't come through.
Speaker 1: But like somehow on this television show Telegenic, something happened telogenic,
Speaker 1: which is the first time I ever heard that was
Speaker 1: Gary Goldman told me I was telegenic, which is you
Speaker 1: look good on a moving picture. I am not. I'm
Speaker 1: photogenic to a degree, but when it's this, you know,
Speaker 1: the sphere of someone being photogenic, I'm probably a six
Speaker 1: if you if you're talking about like people who are
Speaker 1: just you know, like models are naturally no, I look good,
Speaker 1: But I'm talking about if you're talking about someone that
Speaker 1: just photographs a nice every time, models their tense, I'm
Speaker 1: a six. Six there I have to say, six is high.
Speaker 1: I'm not selling myself short. But when it comes to telegenacy,
Speaker 1: whatever that word is, I'm a ten. I look so
Speaker 1: much better and more comfortable. I'm dynamic. There's something interesting.
Speaker 1: Even I can watch myself, but I can't listen to
Speaker 1: myself a lot of times. And you you you go
Speaker 1: to like total different, your otherworldly on. Likewise, when you
Speaker 1: when you even get gussied up in person and television,
Speaker 1: you just take it to it totally. It's an insane
Speaker 1: level that you got to. I think close camera, I'm solid,
Speaker 1: like I have nice eyes, like close straight face, almost
Speaker 1: crossing it. It's a blur. Yeah, like I'm looking at
Speaker 1: a penis right in front of me. Yeah, it's always
Speaker 1: said Ryan Reynolds. His eyes are close together. He was
Speaker 1: just looking. He's like, I don't know why. I guess
Speaker 1: because I said his voice sounds like he's kind of gay.
Speaker 1: Is that a rude thing to say? I think that's
Speaker 1: what got the conversation. I was like, his voice is
Speaker 1: a very it's it's it's not super masculine, even though
Speaker 1: I think he's so hot and well that's why Daredevil.
Speaker 1: I think it's such a I think Daredevil is because
Speaker 1: he doesn't come off as like a That's why it's
Speaker 1: it's Canadian. It's not that's a that's a there's a
Speaker 1: thing about that, like, yes, I went up to Montreal,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, okay, I remember this story. Went
Speaker 1: to Montreal and you went to the strip clubs. I
Speaker 1: don't remember that. I remember that you did. It was
Speaker 1: right before we started dating, and I was very intrigued
Speaker 1: by it. I don't remember doing that. Remember you went
Speaker 1: up to Montreal as a single man with Andy and
Speaker 1: you were just up there just talking to the ladies.
Speaker 1: And I'm like into with a guy who's like, you know,
Speaker 1: next level every everybody's interested in and everybody like is
Speaker 1: just crazy about this is His name is a you know,
Speaker 1: famous person Australia, very famous person. But he's magnetic and
Speaker 1: he's all these wonderful things and he is he's warm,
Speaker 1: he's tall, he's tan, he has great hair, unbelievably, he
Speaker 1: laughs at your jokes, like he is just he's like
Speaker 1: you bet Hamish, didn't you meet any but um, they're
Speaker 1: just they're just the nicest guys. But anyway, you would
Speaker 1: go out hob not been around town with that guy.
Speaker 1: And I mean he's what at six four, what are
Speaker 1: we talking about compared but next to me he looks
Speaker 1: like it was six nine. Yeah, but yeah, he I mean,
Speaker 1: he's he's magnetic and so people are like wild about him.
Speaker 1: So you know, at some points in these nights we're
Speaker 1: talking to people that are just you know, extremely beautiful,
Speaker 1: and multiple groups of like ladies talk to us, and
Speaker 1: he and I mean, you know me, like, I'm a guy,
Speaker 1: but I'm not like wildly mask I'm not like some
Speaker 1: tough guy. You know, I'm not even I'm not a
Speaker 1: very big fella. And and he's not like some brute. Like, yes,
Speaker 1: he's not like Jason. Things changed for you. That's a
Speaker 1: different life. They kept telling us he looks famous. They
Speaker 1: kept telling us, they're like, you guys are the most
Speaker 1: masculine men we've met in years. They're like, they're like
Speaker 1: because because we're just we're just like a little bit
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say even aggressive, it's just we we weren't
Speaker 1: as like deferential as Canadian menoir So I think Ryan
Speaker 1: Reynolds has this. I've always felt that way about I've
Speaker 1: said that when I go in no offense to Canadian men.
Speaker 1: I know we have many Canadian men who listen to
Speaker 1: our show. I've always been up there. When I remember
Speaker 1: back with like in my early twenties, I used to say,
Speaker 1: when I was a single girl and being like, what
Speaker 1: could happen? How does anyone have suck in this town
Speaker 1: or these towns? Because men do not make any kind
Speaker 1: of move. They're also respectful. Yeah the fifteen Sorry you start,
Speaker 1: but we were each other, Like I like the idea
Speaker 1: of like if you apologize enough, yes, then you're there.
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't Yeah, well I don't understand because we
Speaker 1: were just talking. Chris like someone to make a move,
Speaker 1: they have to take a risk. You got to take
Speaker 1: a risk, and maybe you don't there, That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like maybe it's so like in like in their personality
Speaker 1: where that it's like just understood that we're going to
Speaker 1: be pleasant out on the ice, curling long hours like
Speaker 1: that putine to see like what we could what what
Speaker 1: sort of you know, we we were looking to fall
Speaker 1: in love. You were what you were looking to fall
Speaker 1: in love before you Yeah, you were looking to fall
Speaker 1: in love. We were looking uh Lisa Australia, Oh yes, Montreal, Um, okay,
Speaker 1: there are respectful And I think that Ryan Reynolds because
Speaker 1: he's so nice that that seems like it's not masculine
Speaker 1: and I just unfair at times. It's unfair, And you
Speaker 1: know what, I used to feel that way because he's
Speaker 1: not alpha. Then if he's nice, yeah, and he's just
Speaker 1: like he's just like comfortable being himself and maybe he's
Speaker 1: talking more softly than most men or whatever most, he
Speaker 1: smiles a lot, He's enthusiastic. It just comes across I don't.
Speaker 1: I hate to say gay, but I like that men
Speaker 1: that are that comfortable and that like easy and fun
Speaker 1: are usually more I don't. That reminded me of my
Speaker 1: mom when I just said that. There was just there's
Speaker 1: a tinge of like he just doesn't come across as
Speaker 1: like like when women are like, oh my god, sexuals.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like term. But I'm crazy about Brian.
Speaker 1: I love where I always have. But what I do
Speaker 1: want to say is, well, there's something hot about a
Speaker 1: guy dressing rugged and then like that also being nice,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, and we do have It's like seeing a guy.
Speaker 1: You ever see a guy with a bunch of face
Speaker 1: tattoos and a piercing through his nose and you're like,
Speaker 1: this guy's gonna talk like this and he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: how are you get this? Sometimes too, because you're so
Speaker 1: friendly and nice, that people might assume that that you
Speaker 1: that you're gay, And it's like not fair because you
Speaker 1: don't have to be gruff and like weird and rude
Speaker 1: to people to be I also have a look, I
Speaker 1: have a hairy like I could be have a stern
Speaker 1: looking kind of face at times. But I'm I feel
Speaker 1: a lot like Howard. I just feel like a very
Speaker 1: assistant thought you were gay. Oh really remember when we
Speaker 1: when you came to meet us for dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And she goes, I thought he was gay, and I
Speaker 1: was like, no one's ever said that to me about him.
Speaker 1: But it's just because you're nice, I think as a compliment,
Speaker 1: Oh totally. What I really like on the flip side
Speaker 1: of this is that I do think it's incredibly sexy
Speaker 1: when someone that is generally like very nice and personal
Speaker 1: and like fun can have that other side to them.
Speaker 1: Is that, like the sexual side like you. No one
Speaker 1: knows that side of you except me, like and several
Speaker 1: women and buy several I mean Andrew's definition of several
Speaker 1: um many women know that definition or know that side
Speaker 1: of you. But I like that it's not just you're
Speaker 1: not it's not there, it comes, it's it's when when
Speaker 1: it comes out of you. It's like very special occasions,
Speaker 1: and it's not like just part of who you are.
Speaker 1: It's like but it is, it's essential part of who
Speaker 1: you are. But I just it's a it's a it's
Speaker 1: just exciting when I say it come out and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this guy is just like a guy
Speaker 1: that just like he's a sexual man. And I sometimes forget, like, oh,
Speaker 1: this guy just likes he's like a dude, like and
Speaker 1: nothing can that's always sexual? Can you imagine how secking
Speaker 1: exhausting that would be? But I just like you're at
Speaker 1: the bottom of the span of steps and he's like,
Speaker 1: before you you think that what I just said was
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm a I didn't think that was Spanish.
Speaker 1: But I just love you know that. I love when
Speaker 1: men get like stupid, when they're horny. It just turns
Speaker 1: me on. And that's what I mean, Like, you are
Speaker 1: just a guy that's just sometimes you're just like susceptible
Speaker 1: to the to feminine wiles, and there's something so hot
Speaker 1: about that when a guy just becomes like just kind
Speaker 1: of starts like looking at your body while you're talking
Speaker 1: to them, and you're like, oh, are you not you
Speaker 1: know listen? Can you not hear my? What's what's going
Speaker 1: on in your body right now? You can't fight it.
Speaker 1: It's just like cute because you don't have any control,
Speaker 1: That's what it is. It's like, but you do having
Speaker 1: a control because that's the dynamic I like in a
Speaker 1: sexual relationship. But it's funny because you suddenly see this
Speaker 1: person losing their faculties around you because they want you
Speaker 1: so bad, and there's something so nice. It's nice about that.
Speaker 1: Like right now, I just sense this urge from me.
Speaker 1: Should I leave? Should we do the news? Bang uglies?
Speaker 1: Is that a word? Bang uglies? I think I don't want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's weird phrase. First you're talking about, OK, let's do
Speaker 1: the news. Thank you everybody. Apparently it's been a great day.
Speaker 1: It's Thursday. You're having all the swells. You know what
Speaker 1: that means? It is Thursday. I really messed this up.
Speaker 1: I think Chris made me nervous for doing the news
Speaker 1: because I had to get very serious. You know what's
Speaker 1: going on with the Andrew right now? A stroke's sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm getting too serious for you over there. Anyways, back
Speaker 1: to you, Noah, Okay, did I started reading the news
Speaker 1: and then they took it away from me? Chris? You
Speaker 1: gave because no it's probably great at it, But now
Speaker 1: I'm that bad not just kidding because Noah. I've heard
Speaker 1: that Noah is very smart and very sharp and I've
Speaker 1: always said that no Noah is smart, and she just
Speaker 1: you know, she she talks clearly. People don't hear enough
Speaker 1: from her. It felt good to just give her that role.
Speaker 1: And sometimes Andrew would present information and I would need
Speaker 1: more context, or he would just look just down on
Speaker 1: his phone and he would just be like this, it's camera.
Speaker 1: It's not Andrew's vibe like this that you did the
Speaker 1: right thing. It's not you could do it. And I've
Speaker 1: always said thank you when you wear that wig. That
Speaker 1: really makes me feel like I'm talking to someone who
Speaker 1: I would say that too. You can do anything you want.
Speaker 1: Kidney there in the solar plexus of my kidney right here,
Speaker 1: callback care earlier without the show, all right, no camel,
Speaker 1: did you know? But there is a neurological condition that
Speaker 1: makes people who have it tell inappropriate jokes. Andrew should
Speaker 1: be doing the news, right guys. I mean after that,
Speaker 1: I feel like it was it just feels like an Andrew.
Speaker 1: This should go back right back to Andrew. Well, he
Speaker 1: won't be pronounce this. You won't be able to put
Speaker 1: the pronunciation was a hard. Patients with Wittl sucked syndrome
Speaker 1: tend to make jokes compulsively, sometimes without realizing that what
Speaker 1: they said was inappropriate or even funny. And another bizarre
Speaker 1: aspect of the disorder is that patients can sometimes have
Speaker 1: difficulty reading sarcasm. Oh, I sometimes have that too, Nikki
Speaker 1: has kind of ye Ni, yeah, sorry, sorry, you go No,
Speaker 1: you go sill, No, it's you, this is your show.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fun there's no hierarchy. I will
Speaker 1: see the patriarchy. You shut the funk up. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we should both shut up. You go, NICKI I would
Speaker 1: said name, and I was like, what's good say? Nick
Speaker 1: does this thing, which is it's maddening at the time,
Speaker 1: but it's respectable always in hindsight, which is will be
Speaker 1: in a legitimate we have This hasn't happen a long
Speaker 1: time because we haven't gotten in like real serious, legitimate
Speaker 1: fight discussions where it's like we might we might be
Speaker 1: going our separate ways, but I'll I don't have a
Speaker 1: great example, and I wish it, and I wish we
Speaker 1: did it, but I'll say something and we'll be in
Speaker 1: a real fight where we're like really serious, and she'll
Speaker 1: make a joke, like a really hilarious joke, and you
Speaker 1: kind of have to acknowledge it and be like, that's
Speaker 1: really funny and you're charming, but can we keep it?
Speaker 1: We really have to be stuff. But it's inspiring because
Speaker 1: she's her brain is just constantly. She can't turn it off,
Speaker 1: and for me, I do I can turn it off.
Speaker 1: I think I do those. I swallow a lot of
Speaker 1: those when it's really bad between us. Not that I
Speaker 1: did not intend that, but I I spit some of
Speaker 1: that now. I say those sometimes when I really when
Speaker 1: I see when all of a sudden we are in
Speaker 1: a dark dark spot in a fight where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this might be like one that like might fracture us
Speaker 1: in a way, or it could go that way. I
Speaker 1: will wait until that fracture seems to have been stabilized
Speaker 1: glued back together, and the glue is not totally hard yet,
Speaker 1: but I can give it a little wiggle, and that's
Speaker 1: when I will start peppering in jokes that will make
Speaker 1: him just kind of just go like the second the
Speaker 1: second we're able to give each other a little bit
Speaker 1: of like that was good, is when I know we're
Speaker 1: on we're on solid ground. We've been in situations that
Speaker 1: where it's like we are five more words away from
Speaker 1: being done forever and she'll throw a joke and oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you I cannot believe I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: I wish I could remember because it would be funny
Speaker 1: and people would love it. But like in that moment,
Speaker 1: I'm not in a position to be remembering things. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's I mean, that's something that is inspiring. It
Speaker 1: helps me with the radio show too sometimes because to
Speaker 1: find comedy and like, seriously, yeah, when that sort of
Speaker 1: thing is when the things are a little bit tense,
Speaker 1: or when I'm not I'm not doing my best or
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling my best, or I don't you know,
Speaker 1: think I'm doing a great job, is to still be
Speaker 1: thinking about something that's funny, because that's part of what
Speaker 1: you do for a living. Yeah, and just trying to
Speaker 1: get something out of it. But that we were just
Speaker 1: talking about that showing up to work and like, you
Speaker 1: got to do a podcast every day, he's got to
Speaker 1: be on radio four hours day. Some days you're in
Speaker 1: a bad mood and I think you can't even be
Speaker 1: yourself less in here. Well and with you guys, you know,
Speaker 1: like you guys have a guy. It is pretty good
Speaker 1: about them being themselves. As far as morning radio shows,
Speaker 1: I think we're as authentic as you got. Yeah for sure. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I would probably drop like some bad
Speaker 1: words and stuff naturally, but I would say that none
Speaker 1: of us when we're not like, hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1: This is a thing. Oh, I can't believe we're talking
Speaker 1: to the good you know, we don't. Just like Andrew
Speaker 1: could could read this. You guys have a big challenge too,
Speaker 1: because you guys are legitimately friends. You live close to
Speaker 1: each other, you see each other all the time. You're
Speaker 1: also co workers, and so you're on weekends together where
Speaker 1: you're having tons of fun and you clearly love each other.
Speaker 1: But then you have to come in here on days
Speaker 1: where you're like, you do have a relationship that's like
Speaker 1: a little bit like coworkers and siblings and best friends,
Speaker 1: and you're you're almost like a band that loves and
Speaker 1: hates each other. It's a it's a bowler coaster, and
Speaker 1: you have to come in here and do this show.
Speaker 1: And I've never listened to the show. Do you guys
Speaker 1: just do you guys work things out on the show? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean it's gotten a lot better than the first season.
Speaker 1: First year we did this where we would have really
Speaker 1: bad fights where it would be like together that was insane.
Speaker 1: It was living together on tour podcast everything, because I
Speaker 1: would get in the middle of a point that I
Speaker 1: felt like I needed because it would be the one
Speaker 1: place where we could like let it out, and I
Speaker 1: almost didn't want to get off air because then it
Speaker 1: won't be safe anymore to just like have a little
Speaker 1: bit of a referee. Once Noah says goodbye, then you
Speaker 1: guys are just sitting here to people and I yell,
Speaker 1: you know what, Andrew go to fucking therapy, and you go,
Speaker 1: you need to go to Nick and I slam it down.
Speaker 1: But you know I have your back sometimes too, because
Speaker 1: obviously you go upstairs and I don't know downstairs. I
Speaker 1: don't know where you live. But you go and you say, like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe NICKI bummed me out doing this today,
Speaker 1: And sometimes I defend you, Oh yeah, you do. I
Speaker 1: love when you take this because you can. I think
Speaker 1: it's important for partners to obviously hear their partner out
Speaker 1: about why they're upset and acknowledge it. But I think
Speaker 1: I actually really rely on you to add the other
Speaker 1: persons back in a story. Because as much as I
Speaker 1: probably want you to take my side and be like
Speaker 1: fuck that, just having you don't go, you're wrong, you
Speaker 1: just go, I can see maybe I think why he
Speaker 1: would do that, or why he would think that. I
Speaker 1: feel like the best advice that she told me, that
Speaker 1: you told her in confidence, that I'm bringing up to
Speaker 1: you now in front of her face. That's going to
Speaker 1: start a fight. Listen to Friday's podcast. It's gonna be heated. No,
Speaker 1: it's just that your friends, your friends in Australia, they
Speaker 1: have there, they have a very strong bond, great radio show,
Speaker 1: but they have their own lives too. But when they
Speaker 1: come together because they have their own ship going on,
Speaker 1: it makes for a better show. And I think since
Speaker 1: i moved to the third floor, nine floors down, but
Speaker 1: I've I've honestly like I've branched out a little bit
Speaker 1: and having my like I've never had to live with
Speaker 1: a like. I'm like growing up a little bit. I
Speaker 1: don't think before our eyes, but you know, and so
Speaker 1: is she and I think like, no, no, no, just
Speaker 1: just almoally, I mean a little girl. I'm the smallest
Speaker 1: little baby hostess. There's the podcast how You're on that chair.
Speaker 1: I'm a little baby girl, But but I do think
Speaker 1: like that was because we come together, and I really
Speaker 1: do think it just makes I don't know, it's a
Speaker 1: it's a lot for anyone to work together, live together,
Speaker 1: go whatever. All that always want the cast of friends
Speaker 1: to be friends. You always want the band you like
Speaker 1: to get along. Like it doesn't. Luckily, I know that
Speaker 1: our besties don't have this illusion about us that is
Speaker 1: like or a delusion where it's like they're just best
Speaker 1: friends all the time, Like because we're so real in here,
Speaker 1: they've heard our worst fights, literally our worst fights, because
Speaker 1: we'll recap them on their worst than in real life.
Speaker 1: But to me, those relationships like like bands, that they're
Speaker 1: the closest relationships that I know about because it's it's
Speaker 1: it's almost tighter than family because with family, with family,
Speaker 1: you know you can you can go and treat Lauren horribly,
Speaker 1: but you would never treat tonight or your mom. You
Speaker 1: can say something horrible to you, Yeah I cussed my
Speaker 1: mom on it, but like you probably wouldn't do that too.
Speaker 1: Let's just say Noah or never another like or like
Speaker 1: you know, another new friend, but like you and Andrew
Speaker 1: are so close as friends that you've crossed over into
Speaker 1: this family family territory where you can say horrible things
Speaker 1: to each other and get over it and get past it,
Speaker 1: but our selves be your worse selves and still love
Speaker 1: each other. And that is like family. It's like a band.
Speaker 1: That is true. That's a really good point because I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say certain things to like Noah that I would
Speaker 1: probably say to Andrew because I do know that it's
Speaker 1: no it's not annoying, So you wouldn't have to say that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have to. Um, I want to take a
Speaker 1: shot at you. I was just trying to take it.
Speaker 1: I'm dumb to realize. Okay, no, I I think that
Speaker 1: it's true. I do look at Andrews like family for sure.
Speaker 1: For sure, at this point, you guys are like a band.
Speaker 1: You know, family that you know. There's a little bit
Speaker 1: more complications within it because we work together and things
Speaker 1: like that that add to it another element of things.
Speaker 1: But that's why it's almost like a hyper like family.
Speaker 1: Sometimes our friendship if I didn't work for her, even
Speaker 1: though I love working for her, like it could like
Speaker 1: our friendship would be so hilarious. If we were on
Speaker 1: the Saint like I wasn't, there was no like working
Speaker 1: stuff where we'd be so such even better friends, where
Speaker 1: it'd be like, oh, you think it's holding us back. No.
Speaker 1: Listen to Friday's pod What are what are some of
Speaker 1: your favorite things about this podcast? About doing this with Nikki?
Speaker 1: Like a regular check in, what are your Well? I
Speaker 1: think that Nikki is brilliant. I think that I learned
Speaker 1: every day from her. I admire her work ethic. I
Speaker 1: think that uh, she I don't know, like she's just
Speaker 1: she is so dynamic and and the fact that how
Speaker 1: much shit she does huh, very little little Well, she's
Speaker 1: small and quaint and like it's kind of weird because
Speaker 1: you think she'd be bigger in person, but she's so
Speaker 1: much small, so tiny, and she does she does does
Speaker 1: so much stuff. Yeah, so much stuff with her little hands,
Speaker 1: which is weird, Like how does she do all this
Speaker 1: with those tiny little and also her Bunians they look
Speaker 1: big because she's so little. Yeah, that's why they look
Speaker 1: That's a good point. But that's very nice, you know.
Speaker 1: And I just and I feel like I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: you too, and like, you know, just her in a swimsuit. No,
Speaker 1: as your boyfriend, I just want to talk to you
Speaker 1: about them, Like her tits are like seriously dope? Right?
Speaker 1: Is that where we are? It's it's I don't really
Speaker 1: want to get into this necessarily, but it's sort of
Speaker 1: a departure for me. No, please, the reins. I don't
Speaker 1: even I don't know how to talk like. It feels sleazy.
Speaker 1: But she's she's very She's special. They're special. You're very special. Dope?
Speaker 1: Is some next level stuff going on? You just saying so,
Speaker 1: but what is one of your favorite things about doing
Speaker 1: the pod? I hear it from you because you do
Speaker 1: talk about how funny Andrew My favorite thing. Well, Andrew
Speaker 1: is just so just he will adapt to whatever circumstance
Speaker 1: there is and make he's always will. You know, I
Speaker 1: picked someone because I'm a moody bitch, that my being
Speaker 1: talented and good is really based on what mood I'm in,
Speaker 1: and if there's someone around to possibly lift me out
Speaker 1: of it, I'm going to hire that person to be
Speaker 1: near me because I want to be consistent. So Andrew
Speaker 1: someone that like I can always rely on as being
Speaker 1: in taking whatever mood I'm in, And you know he's
Speaker 1: the son of an alcoholic. So he's good at like
Speaker 1: reading depressed women and being like, I'm gonna make this
Speaker 1: person laugh and feel better. He's good at that, and
Speaker 1: I that's always selected him or anything, but like he
Speaker 1: has a talent for reading my energy and matching it
Speaker 1: and not making and making it so that I am
Speaker 1: my best self, even when that's probably an unhealthy, codependent
Speaker 1: type of thing for me to need that from him,
Speaker 1: But and he and he just says things that I
Speaker 1: would never think of. Our brains are totally different in
Speaker 1: many ways comedically. That's one thing you've said a lot
Speaker 1: of is that like Andrew cracks you up because he's
Speaker 1: saying things that you doesn't work that way. I can't
Speaker 1: believe how funny they were and how fast, And it's
Speaker 1: like mad because because I want to figure out every
Speaker 1: angle for a joke. And then there's some things you
Speaker 1: say that I'm just like, oh, I would have never
Speaker 1: looked at that equation that way, Like you break, you
Speaker 1: break an equation that I would like spend all day
Speaker 1: on a chalkboard and you're just like eighty two And
Speaker 1: it's just like that's annoying but so handy to have
Speaker 1: around yeah, but you the way you can. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's crazy watching her on f boy and like take
Speaker 1: a script that isn't done by any means, and she
Speaker 1: can work it well in real time, you know, and
Speaker 1: or and organizer thoughts and organize and just destroy and
Speaker 1: make it clear and just TV ready, and no one
Speaker 1: else can fucking do that, dude, man, no one else
Speaker 1: can do I mean you you you have witnessed I
Speaker 1: have witnessed her doing it, but I get reminded of it.
Speaker 1: But she's so small too. When she's weird a camera,
Speaker 1: you think, like her brain, her brain must be she's
Speaker 1: so tiny, her brain. But yeah, I mean, we were
Speaker 1: on our way up to my brother's wedding and we
Speaker 1: were writing roast jokes about Tim and Emma, and you
Speaker 1: know that was really cute. But she wrote these six
Speaker 1: months ago. Honestly it was. It was something I would
Speaker 1: expect that she would. It would take her, it would
Speaker 1: take her three weeks to like just really get the
Speaker 1: stuff out. And we're just on our way up there
Speaker 1: and she's saying some of the funniest things I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: And and it isn't about like, you know, Blake Griffin,
Speaker 1: like famous people this is specific things about my brother
Speaker 1: and sister in law, and they're unbelievably I mean there,
Speaker 1: it was brilliant, It was it was really sweet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The next day he was just like, I can't get
Speaker 1: over yesterday that that stretch of highway that we were
Speaker 1: on where you were just firing. It was just like
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like it. It was really that
Speaker 1: was really Jill take a lot of my dumb ideas
Speaker 1: that are maybe outside the box and like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I like about, and then she narrows and she
Speaker 1: can bring it gets to the center of it where
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I would never write it like that.
Speaker 1: What do you guys like about? Noah, what do I
Speaker 1: like to go to break? You can't wait to tell
Speaker 1: you when we get back, but we will say that
Speaker 1: when we get back, we are back. Um, what I
Speaker 1: love about. We really crush a lot of news stories
Speaker 1: there boom man. We just get in there and we
Speaker 1: get through them all. There was one there was one
Speaker 1: where we didcast where I was like, the podcast is
Speaker 1: now that we're gonna get through new stories and we're
Speaker 1: gonna boom boom boo. Like weekend after season two meeting,
Speaker 1: ye get through the news. We're gonna have things, we're
Speaker 1: going to change stories, and so now it's we never
Speaker 1: even get through one hardly and it's not boom at all,
Speaker 1: and we always mock it. I wouldn't just I have
Speaker 1: got that, you know, like I've I've only been doing
Speaker 1: my radio show, The Courtney Show for a little while,
Speaker 1: and uh, I just recently got that feeling that I've
Speaker 1: been talking, you know, you get that feeling we're like
Speaker 1: I'm talking too much today. You're great, No, You're really good.
Speaker 1: You you. I want to apologize to everybody that's like
Speaker 1: I came to Nick's podcast to talk to Now's nothing
Speaker 1: worse than I hate when my guests just sit here
Speaker 1: and just kind of like are quiet, because I feel
Speaker 1: like they're not having fun and they're not engaged in
Speaker 1: Like this is how much you would talk in a conversation,
Speaker 1: you know, for this is like I would even want
Speaker 1: more from you. What I will say though, what I
Speaker 1: want to do? Um, Well, you know, I love Noah.
Speaker 1: Noah is someone that I can call at the drop
Speaker 1: of a army hat um that she's wearing, and she
Speaker 1: will give me great advice. She's so thoughtful. She will
Speaker 1: send a bunch of different articles. She will be thinking
Speaker 1: about the thing that I'm going through that I call
Speaker 1: her about. She's she's just a tried and true best
Speaker 1: friend that will always be there and like really loves me,
Speaker 1: you know, Like I always said that. When Bob Sagga died,
Speaker 1: I was like, there's just one less person on the
Speaker 1: planet that loves me. Like I know that sound selfish,
Speaker 1: but that's what I just couldn't stop thinking about. Like
Speaker 1: it just made me said, like he really got me,
Speaker 1: you know, and not many people that I am acquainted
Speaker 1: with as little as I was Bob just get it
Speaker 1: right away. But he's one of them. And Noah's one
Speaker 1: of those people too, have like she would do anything.
Speaker 1: She just loves me. And I know that because it's
Speaker 1: it's it's almost said conditional, it's um it's it's mutual.
Speaker 1: And so I know how what she feels about me
Speaker 1: back at me, and she just said time and time again.
Speaker 1: I just know she's always in my corner. It's awesome.
Speaker 1: And she's fucking good at her job right yes, that
Speaker 1: many times her job never complains always deals with me
Speaker 1: being like I did, I forgot to do the ad
Speaker 1: read and She's like, it's okay, So if you find
Speaker 1: time today, it would be great, but tomorrow it's totally fine.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow I'll talk to them and listen, you have had
Speaker 1: a rough week, You've had a long week. You were
Speaker 1: in Idaho for Christ's Sake on Thursday. So no one
Speaker 1: is going to expect you to do these ad reads
Speaker 1: when you said you were going to do them. And
Speaker 1: even though I'm going to get in trouble, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to make you feel that I am. And it
Speaker 1: is going to be fine. Everything's gonna be great. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see them, and yeah, I'll set
Speaker 1: a remindering your calendar. Cool, all right, okay, great, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the jusit zuo. Okay, great, I
Speaker 1: love you too. That's just nothing but positive, even though
Speaker 1: on the other end of that is a ship ton
Speaker 1: of work for her. So but I love it. I
Speaker 1: get to do what I love and I get to
Speaker 1: work with like two of the funniest people that will
Speaker 1: ever know in my life. So before we start to pod,
Speaker 1: I usually upload the for whatever to dis or whatever.
Speaker 1: I do all the hard labor around here, which she
Speaker 1: takes about three minutes. But Nikki's always throwing on like
Speaker 1: some last I can makeup even though she doesn't need to. Good.
Speaker 1: She a little little and you can't even see her
Speaker 1: pores because they're so small. She was doll makeup. I
Speaker 1: don't understand from Polly Pocket get it. See this puts
Speaker 1: on a little blu so but me and Noah, I
Speaker 1: have words too, But no and I have like mini
Speaker 1: podcasts before we start rolling where we just talked to
Speaker 1: like today we talked about the George forming girl and
Speaker 1: then the other day we talked about my nephew doing
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu or no, and we just have this like
Speaker 1: little bond for five minutes right before the show starts.
Speaker 1: That is so sweet and puts me in such a
Speaker 1: good mood. And that's what you do, like fluffed me up,
Speaker 1: fluffed me up. No, So, no matter what mood Nikki
Speaker 1: is in, I'm already are Tornado. Glazer comes in and
Speaker 1: it's just like where's my Starbucks? Wait? So Andrew, do
Speaker 1: do we even record the thing? Okay? Cool? Oh god,
Speaker 1: this room is such a mess. Hold on it once again.
Speaker 1: I forgot where's my Starbucks? Just like running around like literally,
Speaker 1: Kirsten was doing an The other day, we were doing
Speaker 1: an impression of um love on the Spectrum one. There's
Speaker 1: a guy on there blond curls like I mean, I
Speaker 1: really do hope that she likes me, and if everything
Speaker 1: goes as planned, I mean, god willing, she will be mine.
Speaker 1: I am very nervous for tonight. I do want to
Speaker 1: get a haircut. I like my I like my hair.
Speaker 1: I hope she gets an appetizer. What if she I
Speaker 1: hope she doesn't find sh Yes. Anya was doing thank you.
Speaker 1: Do you know why it's good? Because he is me
Speaker 1: I am him person or on you wrote to me
Speaker 1: and didn't impression because he was doing impresions of all
Speaker 1: of them. She can nail it, and we're not doing
Speaker 1: me in impressions, by the way. It's just these people
Speaker 1: are so beautifully complex, and they're the way they talk
Speaker 1: is so interesting. And she sent me him because I go, oh,
Speaker 1: do the blonde guy because I love him, and I
Speaker 1: thought I listened back to it and I thought she
Speaker 1: sent me me. I thought it was me. She was going,
Speaker 1: I gosh, I don't know one of my favorite impressions
Speaker 1: of you and don't know who did it. Maybe it's cursing.
Speaker 1: It was on you the impression that's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you walking in with all the bags, throwing bags on
Speaker 1: the point Kursten does that. This is that's the sound,
Speaker 1: the same one of just so drop a coffee. You know,
Speaker 1: I think she's going to have a stroke, like like
Speaker 1: an aneurysm, a cool one, like a small little Liz Lemon,
Speaker 1: so tiny Liz Lemon was like having a moment where
Speaker 1: she did that where she was like exerting. She was,
Speaker 1: you know with Jackie, and she was like, my doctor says,
Speaker 1: I can't make those voices because I lose my voice.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I related so much because I
Speaker 1: will make a sound sometimes when I dropped something where
Speaker 1: I lose something and my voice is fucked for a week.
Speaker 1: You ever yell into a pillow? No, it feels good.
Speaker 1: It's like in the it's like going into the forest
Speaker 1: to yell. I've never done that. I've never punched a wall.
Speaker 1: Have you ever cried into a pillow? Have you cried
Speaker 1: in a shower against your hand? Against I? Do I
Speaker 1: do this slow down the slow slide down the shower
Speaker 1: wall cry? And I've done that before. But do you
Speaker 1: remember the joke you're a camera right now? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Do I remember the joke? What the joke from thirty Rock?
Speaker 1: It's so good. I feel like it's one of those
Speaker 1: ones that you would remember when he If you don't remember,
Speaker 1: then I'm not going to get it. We have to,
Speaker 1: we have to, we have to go. You're a shower cry.
Speaker 1: You've said it, You've said it to me before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you never a punch of wall soft punch, And then
Speaker 1: I like, stop my because I know I'll break me. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a double edged sword, Liz, just like the one
Speaker 1: Mickey war just like the one Mickey Rourke used on
Speaker 1: me sexually. You know what mark It's called Fidelity, And
Speaker 1: that's not just the name of a bank that's suing me.
Speaker 1: Like lines like that are just the best three rock lines. Um.
Speaker 1: What I was going to say about I was trying
Speaker 1: to reference when we broke up and I heard that
Speaker 1: you you told me that one night, you like would
Speaker 1: you were when we went up after we broke up
Speaker 1: the first time, I thought you were just like fine
Speaker 1: with it and getting on with your life. But then
Speaker 1: once we went to the park and met up, he
Speaker 1: looked like he it looked like the end scene of Philadelphia,
Speaker 1: Like he looked like he had lost a lot of
Speaker 1: weight and was not doing well. Which how long was
Speaker 1: it from the break up? Three weeks? Three or four weeks?
Speaker 1: And he looked not well and he I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was chasing that body the Philadelphia but me and
Speaker 1: what was the guy's name in the tom Hay hang
Speaker 1: man hang you knew that too quickly anyways. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he looks He told me though that and I'll never
Speaker 1: forget it, and it made me Sometimes you just don't,
Speaker 1: especially back then, I just didn't know that he was
Speaker 1: complex emotionally. I really didn't. We just didn't show that
Speaker 1: those sides of ourselves until we were breaking up and
Speaker 1: had to get real about it. And I remember him
Speaker 1: telling me that he was in the shower one and
Speaker 1: he would just he was so sad. Sometimes he co
Speaker 1: just couldn't stand up and he would just lean his
Speaker 1: head against the shower and just lean and like him
Speaker 1: putting his arm against the wall and then brusting his
Speaker 1: head against his arm. The one I remember is just
Speaker 1: a long sigh that you just don't. You just never
Speaker 1: really expected. It just wasn't a part of your personality
Speaker 1: to do like a long. I've been holding an in
Speaker 1: for months, and you're just like, I really liked that.
Speaker 1: And then you told me the songs you were listening to,
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, this guy is emotionally very complex.
Speaker 1: This guy, this guy contains multitudes, and I want to
Speaker 1: get back in there and get him. I might have
Speaker 1: found this thing. Enjoy your weepy slide down the shower wall.
Speaker 1: It's over the Robert for Along quote. He's saying it
Speaker 1: to Amy. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that makes that makes sense.
Speaker 1: The only time I've ever done that. It wasn't a heartbreak.
Speaker 1: It was senior year in high school. I was playing
Speaker 1: two days in football, so you do two days in Florida,
Speaker 1: and I took ecstasy the night before. I've never taken ecstasy.
Speaker 1: This cool kid came up, this guy Dale Bishof. He
Speaker 1: came up from Miami. He like transferred and he was
Speaker 1: like cool and he's like, no, everyone takes ecstasy down
Speaker 1: in Miami. They take it when you play the actual game.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, Dale, And I went to
Speaker 1: a rave and I fucking took actacy and then I
Speaker 1: did two days and I just remember falling down the
Speaker 1: shower wall because I thought I was gonna die, like
Speaker 1: after two days and a hundred degree floor to heat.
Speaker 1: I just remember sliding down and just being on the
Speaker 1: ground like I'm not the next to shoot me. That
Speaker 1: that kind I did that same thing in Cleveland. My
Speaker 1: worst hang question drinking. I curled up in the ball
Speaker 1: in the shower the other night. I was curled up
Speaker 1: on the bathroom floor when you were sleeping because I
Speaker 1: didn't want to wake you because you went to radio.
Speaker 1: I cramped so bad the other night. I didn't even
Speaker 1: tell you, and I was I was in the morning.
Speaker 1: I was on the ground, but I didn't want to
Speaker 1: disturb him because it just was there was nothing he
Speaker 1: could do, and so I was literally on the ground.
Speaker 1: Just like there's something about just being on the cold
Speaker 1: bathroom floor that makes you go I deserve this, or
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like this is what I need,
Speaker 1: this is what like like I wanted you to punch
Speaker 1: me in the stomach the other night because I wanted
Speaker 1: something to make it hurt more than or match. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it was. I just don't know why
Speaker 1: the bathroom floor feels good when you're sick, but it
Speaker 1: does because it's cold, plant like I like it, get
Speaker 1: rid of this stuff. When's the last time you been
Speaker 1: on the floor crying on the floor crying or now
Speaker 1: like when we're on the floor. Andrew was very interested
Speaker 1: and if you people can get on the floor. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I saw the Backstreet Backstreet Boys. Obviously they're
Speaker 1: still on tour somehow, and they haven't changed their name,
Speaker 1: which is creepy to what Backstreet men. Sure, front Street,
Speaker 1: Front Street. They were always grow up. They were always men,
Speaker 1: even when they got together. That's even creepier up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I had a countdown. But the guy like when
Speaker 1: they became they were like one guy was singing down
Speaker 1: to the front, like the front, and the other guy
Speaker 1: goes to get down and he's like and like, and
Speaker 1: then he sings to them like he takes so long
Speaker 1: to get it, and then he puts the microphone on
Speaker 1: his knee to pull up and you hear, you're creep
Speaker 1: The first time I realized I was old, I was
Speaker 1: at a Rancid concert. Were you into Ruby? Rancid concert
Speaker 1: in New York at a place called Terminal five, and
Speaker 1: we were up. It was awesome. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's still if it's still gone, terminal five. You knew
Speaker 1: I had that balcony that surrounded the entire course, right
Speaker 1: and killed themselves were died recently. Okay, sorry, terminal disease.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's okay, never mind, Yeah, that's it was
Speaker 1: a stage five of the terminal disease. Okay. I liked
Speaker 1: all of that. I this podcast is great. It's pretty quick.
Speaker 1: I really have something special going. You're like a band
Speaker 1: or a family. Family. But the first time I realized
Speaker 1: that I was old, I was at the Rancid concert
Speaker 1: and I'm on the balcony and I'm with my brother
Speaker 1: and you know, a few guys from MTV because that's
Speaker 1: where I was working at time. And I see people
Speaker 1: like washing down, you know, down in like the pit,
Speaker 1: and they were, um, they were like crowdsurfing, and I'd crowdsurfed,
Speaker 1: and you know, twenty years at that point, like maybe
Speaker 1: since I was fifteen, I can't believed once I've never crowds.
Speaker 1: We use have SKA bands down the street here in St.
Speaker 1: Louis that would play and me and my brother would
Speaker 1: go and you would stage dive and you'd CrowdSurf. It
Speaker 1: was a lot of them were um. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: don't want to interrupt, but anyways, good. Oh well, so
Speaker 1: so I'm like, oh my god, this is awesome. They
Speaker 1: got a guy in a wheelchair up. He was crowdsurfing,
Speaker 1: like they crowded gotten that wheelchair crowdsurfed, but like I
Speaker 1: was like reliving a youth woman I love for Rancon
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm going down. I'm gonna go CrowdSurf.
Speaker 1: And then I felt I was like, I'm gonna go down.
Speaker 1: I was gonna get my brother my wallet, and I
Speaker 1: was like, how old are you at this one? I
Speaker 1: was thirty five, maybe like thirty three or something, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing, yeah, And I felt something in my pocket
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm not going down there. I
Speaker 1: don't want to break my kindle. You had your kindle
Speaker 1: at a Rancid concert, and you know, like it's in
Speaker 1: New York, like read on the subway because there's nothing,
Speaker 1: you know, you didn't have cell phone like coverage down
Speaker 1: there at the time. Sure it was game of throwing
Speaker 1: almost positive, it was okay, final thought, can we get
Speaker 1: to one fan trax? Yes? Okay, let's start off with
Speaker 1: Tom was very fit. A kindle in your pocket? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: question technology, it would have fell out and someone's like,
Speaker 1: it's a kindle this nerd, what a fucking badass, dude. No,
Speaker 1: but a lot of that was straight edged, like fucking
Speaker 1: rock and roll right like back in the day, like
Speaker 1: there was some of they were known for that. Sorry
Speaker 1: each other to Thomas, who was this the Tom? Tom?
Speaker 1: Al right, here's like Tom. He'll tell you, Oh, Nikki, Noah,
Speaker 1: and Andrew, this is your friend Tom calling from Oregon.
Speaker 1: I'm calling in regards to the term bestie. Now, I
Speaker 1: consider myself a bestie. However, I am also fat and
Speaker 1: bald and middle aged, and I'm a remodeling contractor, and
Speaker 1: it just seems a little weird for someone like me
Speaker 1: to identify as a bestie. Like if I came to
Speaker 1: a meet and greet and introduce myself as bestie, I'm
Speaker 1: sure outwardly you'd be very lovely and gracious, but in
Speaker 1: the back of your mind you look at me and think, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I hope Grampy doesn't miss the activity bus back to
Speaker 1: the retirement center. Um So, I guess my question is
Speaker 1: is there a term that's a synonym for bestie that
Speaker 1: might be more appropriate for those of us listeners in
Speaker 1: our demographic. Um anyway, I just thought it'd be a
Speaker 1: funny thing to talk about. I hope you guys are
Speaker 1: doing well. I work alone most of the time, and
Speaker 1: you guys kill the company and I really appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Take care of Tom, Thank you so much. And you're right.
Speaker 1: Like when people come up there, I can tell there
Speaker 1: are times that people want to say they're busty, but
Speaker 1: they don't. They just feel so uncomfortable saying it. It's
Speaker 1: like ordering. Like I've got an example at St. Lois
Speaker 1: Bred Company, other people called pan Era. There's something that
Speaker 1: I love there. It's the top of a muffin. Do
Speaker 1: you know what it's called? Top of the muffins? Do
Speaker 1: you know what it's called? Scone? Oh, it's called like
Speaker 1: a muffy. It's a muffy. Every time you go, you
Speaker 1: have to give me a root beer and roast beef
Speaker 1: sandwich extra roast beef. And I don't know what are
Speaker 1: those things with the muffin tops? Oh? Is it a muffy? Whatever? Whatever?
Speaker 1: It's for my daughter? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the
Speaker 1: bottom called? This is what I want? What about DIABEESTI?
Speaker 1: DIABESTI like diabetes? Why would we want to reference diabetes
Speaker 1: because he was involved, and I don't know. I love
Speaker 1: that Andrew looked over during Tom's thing and he goes,
Speaker 1: I go on, I think I Diabestie, you know, get diabetes,
Speaker 1: and Bestie don't run beaties and Bestie don't rhyme, and
Speaker 1: it's still is Bestie in it. And he doesn't want
Speaker 1: to say bestie. It would be like asking or you know,
Speaker 1: Chris to order up. Yeah, it still has Muffy in it.
Speaker 1: All right, Well I tried. Sorry, Um well it was
Speaker 1: a nice try. And I don't really have a better alternative.
Speaker 1: But I was going to say, you know what's suck
Speaker 1: it up and just be called a bestie and just
Speaker 1: you own it, because I never I don't think it
Speaker 1: sounds weird to me anymore because I just hear it
Speaker 1: so much. But I understand that people that just live
Speaker 1: in the bubble where they're just a fan of our show,
Speaker 1: they don't say it a lot to people, or if
Speaker 1: they do, it probably sounds weird. And one thing I
Speaker 1: want to I want an alternative. I I think I
Speaker 1: actually don't think there needs to be an alternative. And
Speaker 1: one of my favorite things about the show that I
Speaker 1: work on um, you guys call them Great Taste Gang.
Speaker 1: We call them Great Taste Gang. And we have people
Speaker 1: that are from all over the place. My favorite people
Speaker 1: that call into the show are people that we wouldn't expect,
Speaker 1: like we you know, we've got people that are like,
Speaker 1: you know, fifty five year old mechanics who listened to
Speaker 1: who listened to this? And they're like, this is I
Speaker 1: love your show. This is so great, and we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't think that was I didn't think that was
Speaker 1: our audience. So when I hear Tom describing himself and
Speaker 1: saying who he is, like he doesn't know that there
Speaker 1: are other Tom's out there, and there are other Tom besties,
Speaker 1: and there are people that are like him that that
Speaker 1: he just doesn't know about because there isn't one place
Speaker 1: that's my favorite bestie. Two is one that does not
Speaker 1: look like the other ones. No offense to the ones
Speaker 1: that look like each other. But like when there is
Speaker 1: an outlier a million percent, I don't think we should come.
Speaker 1: I'm saying if he really wanted to beat something else,
Speaker 1: but I do. I so appreciate I think now Diane
Speaker 1: Bessie has to be it. And if you want to
Speaker 1: go by diabstite. It's almost like analize. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I didn't name my special anal eyes because I talk
Speaker 1: about anal lot and it's like analize. But it would
Speaker 1: be in then the cover of the thing would be
Speaker 1: me and my eyes would be assholes? Right, was that
Speaker 1: it would be different? And I said, I can't be
Speaker 1: because I don't talk about eyes. If I talked about
Speaker 1: eyes and asks, that would be hilarious called anal eyes
Speaker 1: and ben. But but you see things you see the
Speaker 1: world that doesn't that, but you see them through an
Speaker 1: anal eyes. You see the eyes are always implied because
Speaker 1: you're seeing Yes, thank you, Chris. No, he's saying that
Speaker 1: thank you. No, I think he's saying it very You
Speaker 1: don't get sarcasm, that disease. It is interesting. You are
Speaker 1: sometimes the quickest person I've ever men in my life.
Speaker 1: And then sometimes I'll say, because you'll get in like
Speaker 1: a RANTI I'll turn off out airplane mode, airplane joke brain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like there are times I missed jokes all the time.
Speaker 1: I mean, people, the besties hear it. They probably go,
Speaker 1: you didn't. Someone wrote me saying that the ceiling made
Speaker 1: sense in the astronaut joke. Anyways, I just want to
Speaker 1: talk to Tom again and just let him know that
Speaker 1: there are people like him out there that go to
Speaker 1: your shows, and there are people who just like him,
Speaker 1: and he needs to know that. The whole thing about
Speaker 1: the Bestis situation is you're not alone. Like you guys
Speaker 1: all have these common interests and there are people that
Speaker 1: are just like him out There's the word, it's muffy.
Speaker 1: What about you the muffy? When you why don't you
Speaker 1: start saying muffy? I was just being folksy about that.
Speaker 1: I don't care saying, well, I have a friend who
Speaker 1: doesn't like saying muffy. I have a friend who doesn't
Speaker 1: like saying shrimp nibblers. Oh God, that's bad that he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to say that nibblers isn't fun. I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't even need trim. My dad one time was
Speaker 1: saying succulents a lot, and I said, that word is you.
Speaker 1: We've taken that from you. You're not only go back
Speaker 1: to accolades. You're not allowed to say, oh, she had
Speaker 1: all these great succulence in our house. It's like, so
Speaker 1: you could just change the tone. He could just be
Speaker 1: like I'm a best day. Yeah, sometimes they go and
Speaker 1: it's just you can say it best best. He started
Speaker 1: because it was the most obvious name because we talk
Speaker 1: to the best friends. So we were like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be funny to name the most generic. Yes, but
Speaker 1: as opposed that, like the nicky heads or the beauty
Speaker 1: of the show is that people like Tom, they get that,
Speaker 1: they will they get that, but they also feel like
Speaker 1: they are your friends. Like even though you don't know Tom,
Speaker 1: he knows you guys, like very intimately. He knows everything
Speaker 1: about you guys. And like he says, he's working alone,
Speaker 1: so he's like it's part of him gets to feel
Speaker 1: like he's hanging out with his friends. And that's sort
Speaker 1: of the beauty of what you guys, the club that
Speaker 1: you guys have created, and it's like friendship. Yes, and
Speaker 1: so there are people like Tom out there. Yeah, Tom's
Speaker 1: not alone, You're not alone? Time? Um, do we have time?
Speaker 1: Oh we gotta wrap up? Okay, Well, Chris, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for being I never call you Chris bid.
Speaker 1: Chris Convey, thank you so much for being here. You
Speaker 1: can follow him on Instagram at Chris Convi and v
Speaker 1: Y Gonna be mine some day. Um, I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I changed it, but I do like the name.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a great last name. Chris Convy. Um, I
Speaker 1: hope you'll come back. This was You were so funny
Speaker 1: and good. They're gonna love. Sorry for talking so much.
Speaker 1: Best shout to best. I'm sorry. You have to know that,
Speaker 1: like they need a break from me. And also you
Speaker 1: did not talk too much. I know what I'm doing here.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that, but I
Speaker 1: am just this is like enthusiastic. Yeah, oh yeah, people
Speaker 1: are psyched. People love the show. Thank you for saying that. No,
Speaker 1: it's very nice, but I'm just very enthusiastic about you
Speaker 1: guys and about the besties in the show. So I'm
Speaker 1: sorry if I was too much, but thank you for
Speaker 1: being nice. Not too much. Okay, so we have to wrap.
Speaker 1: I'm really mad that I made up this rule where
Speaker 1: at the end of the show, I'm gonna wrap a
Speaker 1: little bit tonight. I haven't eaten dinner. We just want
Speaker 1: on a run. We ran around Forest Park with my hunt.
Speaker 1: It's not something that we've ever done, but man, we're
Speaker 1: gonna do it again. We loved it so much and
Speaker 1: I love Andrew like a friend. Now listen, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: Andrew's doing a little dance. Things are feeling good right
Speaker 1: here on this On the right, I got romance. On
Speaker 1: the left, I got my friend. He's wearing a blond
Speaker 1: wig and things are cool. And I'm ready to dig
Speaker 1: out of this hole that I've made for myself, but
Speaker 1: I can't get out, so I'm gonna put it on
Speaker 1: the shelf. Andrew yo yo yo yo yo, Chris Convy
Speaker 1: yo yo. Okay, he's the middle brother. They call him
Speaker 1: the middle one. He's got the big cock and he's
Speaker 1: got nice guns. His favorite movie is Top Gun because
Speaker 1: HiT's an F one racer with long wings. He's got
Speaker 1: fucking his own wings coming out his hair and it
Speaker 1: looks so good. So you better be aware. Two thou
Speaker 1: twenty nine. I can't wait. Great stuff, Thank you so great.
Speaker 1: Thanks this week. Oh my god, you just did the
Speaker 1: bless you. Thank you. This is my podcast style. You're
Speaker 1: on my pocket. Take it man me Nick, You're better
Speaker 1: friends with that, all right? Thanks diabetes, and thank you, besties.
Speaker 1: Don't we cut and we'll see you um in Idaho
Speaker 1: tomorrow tonight, um and then tomorrow in Salt Lake City
Speaker 1: and then Sunday or a Saturday in Phoenix and Noah
Speaker 1: will also be there, not on the show, but she's
Speaker 1: gonna be around, So come to those shows if you can.
Speaker 1: Love you so much and g Jack, but I love you,
Speaker 1: Tom