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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here, Nicky, Hello, here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. Welcome, It's Thursday. Well it's Thursday

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Speaker 1: to you, but it's Wednesday here. I'm always honest with you.

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Speaker 1: We're taping this episode, um, Wednesday night. This is Sneaky

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Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast at Night and it's a special show. Andrew

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Speaker 1: Colin is here wearing the um blonde hairpiece that we

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Speaker 1: described the other day. Oh, you gotta go on our

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Speaker 1: YouTube to see that. And it's gonna be a couple

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Speaker 1: of days. Um, he's in St. Louis here with me.

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Speaker 1: Noah is in Arizona. And then we have a special

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Speaker 1: guest that you know was just a last minute add on,

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Speaker 1: but man, have I been waiting for this guest to

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Speaker 1: come on for all It's such a treat for me.

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Speaker 1: I've had so many podcasts since this person has been

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Speaker 1: in my life, and I've always been like, you wanted

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Speaker 1: to do what happend but been like you don't have to,

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Speaker 1: but like I would love free to, and it was

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Speaker 1: it never really happened. And then I have been on

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Speaker 1: this person's radio show and podcast, The Courtney Show many times.

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Speaker 1: You've seen him. You can see you can listen to

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Speaker 1: him every day on The Courtney Show podcast where you

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Speaker 1: can find anywhere you get podcasts and uh. You can

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Speaker 1: also see him on Welcome to Niki Lazer, question Mark

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Speaker 1: this Sunday at E on E which is this season finale.

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Speaker 1: You're like it's almost over and saying that to him

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Speaker 1: and please welcome to the show. My love, my boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend. To um, we are many things to

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Speaker 1: each other. We've been so much to each other, Chris

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Speaker 1: convey everyone, Welcome to show. I was waiting for some Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's usually there's no music and we just didn't have

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Speaker 1: it ready for you. Here here oh sound effects, like

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Speaker 1: oh my god. So Chris can I ask Um, you've

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Speaker 1: never done a pod with Nikki? Do you feel like

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Speaker 1: if the invite was stronger that you would have been

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Speaker 1: need to do it? Or do you think because it

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Speaker 1: was a half invite like you could come on if

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Speaker 1: you want, or what was the it was? It's probably

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Speaker 1: a little bit a bit of probably a little bit

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Speaker 1: of like everything. It's like, yeah, how are we doing,

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Speaker 1: like you know at that at that moment, like how

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Speaker 1: am I feeling that day? How much does Nikki really

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Speaker 1: want it? And how much of it is her just

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Speaker 1: being like, be nice to me about it. She she's she.

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Speaker 1: I would never do it to just be nice to you,

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Speaker 1: because I know that most of the time you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: really want it, but you would do it to be

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Speaker 1: a good friend. You would do it to be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: she needs a guess, like, I'll do it, or at

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Speaker 1: least that's what I would think. Yeah, I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm doing this now because like I want to do

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Speaker 1: something fun with you, but because if it felt like

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Speaker 1: you genuinely wanted me to do it, yes, and that

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Speaker 1: felt really nice. Yes, and I do genuinely well. When

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Speaker 1: we did radio the other day to promote the show,

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Speaker 1: you know, this isn't someone that. It's not Kirsten or

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Speaker 1: Taylor or my sister who, or my mom even who

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Speaker 1: over here and seeing the person with me old the

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Speaker 1: mike like this. It's been good doing this show, you know,

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Speaker 1: like having to be cursed if you gotta put it up.

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Speaker 1: And that's not nothing against them. There you have to

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Speaker 1: learn in some way. I'm on a mic all the time.

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Speaker 1: But it's nice that you would have been that way

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Speaker 1: before because you wouldn't. Well maybe I'm a I'm I've

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Speaker 1: also been a television producer for a while. So like

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Speaker 1: when people when people that aren't like you know, you

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Speaker 1: that I had to look out for for people. Yes,

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Speaker 1: but you. But I also wanted to be here because

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Speaker 1: this you and you and Andrew have such a special relationship,

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Speaker 1: and this podcast and like the besties and all of

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Speaker 1: this is an important part of your life and it's

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Speaker 1: a big part of your life and you love it,

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Speaker 1: and so it is. I'm I'm very happy that you

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Speaker 1: wanted me to be a part of it, so I wanted.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad to share what I like hearing now too.

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Speaker 1: It's very period. Just wipe it with your bank. That

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Speaker 1: means a lot. Better give me another pizza cutter. By

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Speaker 1: the way, offended that every time I come over to

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Speaker 1: Nikki's pizza cutter and pizza tree, still I have a

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Speaker 1: But she's the worst. She's the worst kind of cutter.

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Speaker 1: She cuts in line, it's like the worst, that's the worst.

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Speaker 1: six flags. She wants to get on the rides faster.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask a question if someone you walk into

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Speaker 1: a place and it's one of those places where you

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Speaker 1: you're behind let's say four people, but you claim to

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Speaker 1: see first. What do you do? How do you handle

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Speaker 1: those people? Are you one of those people? I'm not

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Speaker 1: one of I'm not a Chris God. So this is whatever.

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Speaker 1: So you go to let's say you go to the Chipsy.

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Speaker 1: What can I just follow you when you just tell

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Speaker 1: me where sick? Because I don't know understand you're just

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Speaker 1: a baby girl, nothing about scared. I know the exact

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Speaker 1: scenario you're talking about. So you get to you get

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Speaker 1: to Chipotle, let's say, and it's it's fairly busy and

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Speaker 1: But in the meantime, other people are finishing, and there's

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Speaker 1: those people are scumbacks. What do you think claiming the seat?

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Speaker 1: when I'll tell you what I am. If I'm pulling

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Speaker 1: Would you not hold the door? You're not. What are

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Speaker 1: I'll make it look like it was where you go,

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Speaker 1: you know where you go in first, but then you

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Speaker 1: let them come in. But you're ahead of that, the

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Speaker 1: double push while you're walking in. How dare you hold

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Speaker 1: be public executions. I just saw some Trump Raley say that,

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Speaker 1: So that's why it's on my money. What about a

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Speaker 1: movie theater? I think movie theater rules are different. Like

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Speaker 1: Because you need a friend, sir, But I've you already

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Speaker 1: I don't remember you saying that to me. I didn't

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Speaker 1: to you. At some point, he's I could see his beauty.

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Speaker 1: And so me and this dude are literally doing the

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Speaker 1: new top Gun movie and this is like this isn't Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like, I like when you chase a body like

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Speaker 1: you you're getting in shape right now because you're going

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Speaker 1: different actors workouts. They're like clothing there, the drinks they

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Speaker 1: like I've typed in Daniel Craig uh coming out of

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Speaker 1: He was really that. No, no, I'm saying he did

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Speaker 1: it with wedding crash. You never saw this scene. I

426
00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:00,400
Speaker 1: am anti movie shaming when that becomes a thing name

427
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:05,960
Speaker 1: but the black and white I love that you remember

428
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,600
Speaker 1: though that in black and white? Good point like who cares?

429
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,000
Speaker 1: No one wants it? Um it's it means it's old,

430
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,200
Speaker 1: and I'm sure it's amazing, but I don't. That's that's

431
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,440
Speaker 1: what you do your phone. You put your phone in

432
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,879
Speaker 1: gray scale if you want to spend less time on

433
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,280
Speaker 1: it because it's less fun to look at. So stop

434
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,200
Speaker 1: telling me black and white movies are easy to watch.

435
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,399
Speaker 1: They're not. You guys just aren't artists. Man, what's your

436
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,280
Speaker 1: black and white? Guys can't appreciate things like the way

437
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:34,560
Speaker 1: you keaton, Mr. Yeah. I only like movies where they

438
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,080
Speaker 1: hit one of those like big wooden circles with a stick,

439
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,119
Speaker 1: that's how the kids are playing. Well, those are my

440
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,399
Speaker 1: favorite toys. Wait a second, Wait, we've worked off on

441
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 1: someone I do. I do a yearly Schindler's List. Cry

442
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 1: you do? Yeah? Yeah, yeah we can, we can watch it. Yeah.

443
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,919
Speaker 1: I always get I don't have I don't have what

444
00:21:54,960 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 1: it takes to make to make that that joke. Joy, Oh,

445
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 1: I get it all the time. People think people think

446
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,719
Speaker 1: that regularly. That's probably why even likes me. I like

447
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,159
Speaker 1: a Jewish looking man. I'm not Here's a story that

448
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 1: we could do real quick. Nikki played a joke. We

449
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 1: just started dating. I think you know the story, but

450
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 1: I the best He's know it before you to the

451
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 1: best sees. But by the way to the best sis.

452
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,399
Speaker 1: Nikki and Andrew really love you, guys. I'm just saying, like,

453
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 1: when you're not around, I hear about the best He's.

454
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 1: I just want you, guys to you appreciated. They appreciate

455
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 1: when you show up to the shows. Yeah, they're great.

456
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,159
Speaker 1: They love you. So I just want to say that

457
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: that's so nice. That means a lot to them. I

458
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 1: know because we do. I do talk about you a lot.

459
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: I hear about the best He's regularly. And it's such

460
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 1: a silly name that it feels silly sometimes, but I'm

461
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 1: glad that you can say it with no irony and

462
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 1: just it's just And they show up for you guys. Yea.

463
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 1: They have a whole segment that's dedicated to them that

464
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 1: we're going to do later in Oh, so you guys

465
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,199
Speaker 1: appreciate them regularly every time. I guess they didn't need

466
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 1: to hear that. I definitely do because we tell them.

467
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,440
Speaker 1: But you know, you you've always searing it from someone

468
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,479
Speaker 1: else that's around. Some people that could go, hey, I

469
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: always like to tell people what someone says about them.

470
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: We've literally never had a best need come up to

471
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 1: a meet and greet and go this person like they

472
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 1: walk away like they were fucking you know, there's some

473
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 1: people where I'm really weird because really have never had

474
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 1: any group of fans that as a whole are just

475
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: cool people. And every single time Andrew and I go

476
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 1: to the green room afterwards, we always go the best,

477
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 1: these are the best. They were all you can just

478
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: tell them right away. They don't cross a line, don't

479
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 1: give you a weird gift that you're like, oh, this

480
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 1: is nice becomes smells weird. Set of an old backpack

481
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 1: with like that was carrying like some kind of tuna

482
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: sandwich and a tinfoil before like their gifts make sense.

483
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 1: It's all in the name of shirt. I know. I

484
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: heard a old radio story because I work in radio now.

485
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: There's an old radio story where the person that I'm

486
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: on the show with Courtney was on another show called

487
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: I think I don't know ifh's Stephen DC's Days, but

488
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: I think it was called Phillips and Company. And they

489
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 1: did this guy. I might get in trouble for this

490
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: in some way with them, but it's really funny. They

491
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: did this contest where they they had listeners who were

492
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: crazy about the show. I mean there's listeners to this

493
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: day they still love the show. They had their own

494
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 1: version of Besties. But they're like, hey, we let's see

495
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: who makes the best It was it was an eggs

496
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 1: I was deviled eggs. Who can make the best deviled eggs?

497
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 1: So they were like this is this will be great,

498
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 1: We'll see who makes the best devil eggs. Where they

499
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 1: do a contest on the radio. They make this whole thing.

500
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 1: Then they had the listeners bring in the deviled eggs,

501
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 1: and all the listeners were great except one brought in

502
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 1: the deviled eggs and did not look like the kind

503
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: of person that you wanted to and they had to

504
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: eat those deviled eggs in front of all of those

505
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,959
Speaker 1: deviled eggs. Are I don't even I barely want, like

506
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: I barely trust my mom to make them right. And

507
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 1: he's brilliant and yes, yes that's a delicate thing. It's

508
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 1: a very gross So they had deviled egg in front

509
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: of the person and that person did not look clean.

510
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 1: They got to see this person's fingernails like and they

511
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: were very excited. It was not do a fingernail like

512
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: an egg. You don't want to see something. Now you

513
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: have a face for outside radio, but that is a

514
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:30,719
Speaker 1: big for outside radio radio that's done outside and get

515
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: stadium under a palm tree. No, but you have a

516
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: good looking face for radio. There is a common miscons

517
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: or maybe it's not a misconception that our radio disc

518
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: jockey point seven, they were disgusted and I like it

519
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 1: on some of the d days just from their voice

520
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 1: of being like, he's probably famous and hot, and then

521
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: you saw your like, oh it's like he has crop clothes.

522
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,880
Speaker 1: Somehow he is a crocodile somehow Florida. I mean, they're

523
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 1: very alligator friendly know Chris is Chris and his brother

524
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: Tim are both now on the show. And then Brando

525
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: is not a bad looking guy either. In Courty is

526
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 1: obviously so fucking cute and always has been. But like,

527
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: you are exceptionally good looking as a scene on my show.

528
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: And I'm always telling it because he's always doing the

529
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 1: filming in the studio and always like, turn that came around,

530
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: get the women what they want. Oh you don't, You're not.

531
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: There's the thing, this show this, I've never been on record,

532
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: I've never been on television. I've never done anything like this.

533
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,239
Speaker 1: So when we did the Nikki's you know, welcome Home

534
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: Nicki lazer Um, I had no idea. I was like,

535
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: you know, you're self conscious about things. And then I

536
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: saw the first episode and was like, I look significantly

537
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: better on camera than I do. I feel like I

538
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: look worse than I do in person. You do feel

539
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 1: like that, but you've been on You've been on TV

540
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: and cameras, You've been on the stuff about I also

541
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: put on like thirty pounds before the tab. I made

542
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 1: sure to look at his disgust, so you had an excuse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

543
00:26:55,840 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. I wasn't my best for it. But never seen.

544
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: I've never seen because like in pictures, it doesn't come through.

545
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: You know, when you're on FaceTime, it doesn't come through.

546
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: But like somehow on this television show Telegenic, something happened telogenic,

547
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: which is the first time I ever heard that was

548
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: Gary Goldman told me I was telegenic, which is you

549
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: look good on a moving picture. I am not. I'm

550
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: photogenic to a degree, but when it's this, you know,

551
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: the sphere of someone being photogenic, I'm probably a six

552
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 1: if you if you're talking about like people who are

553
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: just you know, like models are naturally no, I look good,

554
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: But I'm talking about if you're talking about someone that

555
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: just photographs a nice every time, models their tense, I'm

556
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 1: a six. Six there I have to say, six is high.

557
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm not selling myself short. But when it comes to telegenacy,

558
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,199
Speaker 1: whatever that word is, I'm a ten. I look so

559
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: much better and more comfortable. I'm dynamic. There's something interesting.

560
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 1: Even I can watch myself, but I can't listen to

561
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: myself a lot of times. And you you you go

562
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:57,239
Speaker 1: to like total different, your otherworldly on. Likewise, when you

563
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 1: when you even get gussied up in person and television,

564
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: you just take it to it totally. It's an insane

565
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 1: level that you got to. I think close camera, I'm solid,

566
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: like I have nice eyes, like close straight face, almost

567
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: crossing it. It's a blur. Yeah, like I'm looking at

568
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 1: a penis right in front of me. Yeah, it's always

569
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: said Ryan Reynolds. His eyes are close together. He was

570
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 1: just looking. He's like, I don't know why. I guess

571
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: because I said his voice sounds like he's kind of gay.

572
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: Is that a rude thing to say? I think that's

573
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: what got the conversation. I was like, his voice is

574
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: a very it's it's it's not super masculine, even though

575
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: I think he's so hot and well that's why Daredevil.

576
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: I think it's such a I think Daredevil is because

577
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: he doesn't come off as like a That's why it's

578
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: it's Canadian. It's not that's a that's a there's a

579
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 1: thing about that, like, yes, I went up to Montreal,

580
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, okay, I remember this story. Went

581
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: to Montreal and you went to the strip clubs. I

582
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: don't remember that. I remember that you did. It was

583
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: right before we started dating, and I was very intrigued

584
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: by it. I don't remember doing that. Remember you went

585
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: up to Montreal as a single man with Andy and

586
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: you were just up there just talking to the ladies.

587
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: And I'm like into with a guy who's like, you know,

588
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: next level every everybody's interested in and everybody like is

589
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: just crazy about this is His name is a you know,

590
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: famous person Australia, very famous person. But he's magnetic and

591
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: he's all these wonderful things and he is he's warm,

592
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: he's tall, he's tan, he has great hair, unbelievably, he

593
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: laughs at your jokes, like he is just he's like

594
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: you bet Hamish, didn't you meet any but um, they're

595
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: just they're just the nicest guys. But anyway, you would

596
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: go out hob not been around town with that guy.

597
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: And I mean he's what at six four, what are

598
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: we talking about compared but next to me he looks

599
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: like it was six nine. Yeah, but yeah, he I mean,

600
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: he's he's magnetic and so people are like wild about him.

601
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: So you know, at some points in these nights we're

602
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: talking to people that are just you know, extremely beautiful,

603
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 1: and multiple groups of like ladies talk to us, and

604
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: he and I mean, you know me, like, I'm a guy,

605
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: but I'm not like wildly mask I'm not like some

606
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: tough guy. You know, I'm not even I'm not a

607
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: very big fella. And and he's not like some brute. Like, yes,

608
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: he's not like Jason. Things changed for you. That's a

609
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: different life. They kept telling us he looks famous. They

610
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: kept telling us, they're like, you guys are the most

611
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: masculine men we've met in years. They're like, they're like

612
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: because because we're just we're just like a little bit

613
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,959
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say even aggressive, it's just we we weren't

614
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 1: as like deferential as Canadian menoir So I think Ryan

615
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: Reynolds has this. I've always felt that way about I've

616
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: said that when I go in no offense to Canadian men.

617
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: I know we have many Canadian men who listen to

618
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: our show. I've always been up there. When I remember

619
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: back with like in my early twenties, I used to say,

620
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: when I was a single girl and being like, what

621
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: could happen? How does anyone have suck in this town

622
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: or these towns? Because men do not make any kind

623
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 1: of move. They're also respectful. Yeah the fifteen Sorry you start,

624
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: but we were each other, Like I like the idea

625
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: of like if you apologize enough, yes, then you're there.

626
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't Yeah, well I don't understand because we

627
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 1: were just talking. Chris like someone to make a move,

628
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: they have to take a risk. You got to take

629
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: a risk, and maybe you don't there, That's what I'm saying,

630
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: Like maybe it's so like in like in their personality

631
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: where that it's like just understood that we're going to

632
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: be pleasant out on the ice, curling long hours like

633
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: that putine to see like what we could what what

634
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: sort of you know, we we were looking to fall

635
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: in love. You were what you were looking to fall

636
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: in love before you Yeah, you were looking to fall

637
00:31:47,080 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: in love. We were looking uh Lisa Australia, Oh yes, Montreal, Um, okay,

638
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: there are respectful And I think that Ryan Reynolds because

639
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: he's so nice that that seems like it's not masculine

640
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: and I just unfair at times. It's unfair, And you

641
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: know what, I used to feel that way because he's

642
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,959
Speaker 1: not alpha. Then if he's nice, yeah, and he's just

643
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: like he's just like comfortable being himself and maybe he's

644
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: talking more softly than most men or whatever most, he

645
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: smiles a lot, He's enthusiastic. It just comes across I don't.

646
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: I hate to say gay, but I like that men

647
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: that are that comfortable and that like easy and fun

648
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: are usually more I don't. That reminded me of my

649
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: mom when I just said that. There was just there's

650
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: a tinge of like he just doesn't come across as

651
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: like like when women are like, oh my god, sexuals.

652
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: I mean it's like term. But I'm crazy about Brian.

653
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: I love where I always have. But what I do

654
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: want to say is, well, there's something hot about a

655
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: guy dressing rugged and then like that also being nice,

656
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: Like yeah, and we do have It's like seeing a guy.

657
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: You ever see a guy with a bunch of face

658
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: tattoos and a piercing through his nose and you're like,

659
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: this guy's gonna talk like this and he's like, hey,

660
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: how are you get this? Sometimes too, because you're so

661
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: friendly and nice, that people might assume that that you

662
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 1: that you're gay, And it's like not fair because you

663
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: don't have to be gruff and like weird and rude

664
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: to people to be I also have a look, I

665
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: have a hairy like I could be have a stern

666
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: looking kind of face at times. But I'm I feel

667
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: a lot like Howard. I just feel like a very

668
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: assistant thought you were gay. Oh really remember when we

669
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: when you came to meet us for dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

670
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: And she goes, I thought he was gay, and I

671
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: was like, no one's ever said that to me about him.

672
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: But it's just because you're nice, I think as a compliment,

673
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: Oh totally. What I really like on the flip side

674
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: of this is that I do think it's incredibly sexy

675
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: when someone that is generally like very nice and personal

676
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: and like fun can have that other side to them.

677
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: Is that, like the sexual side like you. No one

678
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 1: knows that side of you except me, like and several

679
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: women and buy several I mean Andrew's definition of several

680
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: um many women know that definition or know that side

681
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: of you. But I like that it's not just you're

682
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: not it's not there, it comes, it's it's when when

683
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: it comes out of you. It's like very special occasions,

684
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: and it's not like just part of who you are.

685
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 1: It's like but it is, it's essential part of who

686
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: you are. But I just it's a it's a it's

687
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: just exciting when I say it come out and I'm like,

688
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 1: oh my god, this guy is just like a guy

689
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: that just like he's a sexual man. And I sometimes forget, like, oh,

690
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 1: this guy just likes he's like a dude, like and

691
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: nothing can that's always sexual? Can you imagine how secking

692
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: exhausting that would be? But I just like you're at

693
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: the bottom of the span of steps and he's like,

694
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 1: before you you think that what I just said was

695
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm a I didn't think that was Spanish.

696
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: But I just love you know that. I love when

697
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: men get like stupid, when they're horny. It just turns

698
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: me on. And that's what I mean, Like, you are

699
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: just a guy that's just sometimes you're just like susceptible

700
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: to the to feminine wiles, and there's something so hot

701
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 1: about that when a guy just becomes like just kind

702
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: of starts like looking at your body while you're talking

703
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: to them, and you're like, oh, are you not you

704
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: know listen? Can you not hear my? What's what's going

705
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: on in your body right now? You can't fight it.

706
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: It's just like cute because you don't have any control,

707
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: That's what it is. It's like, but you do having

708
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: a control because that's the dynamic I like in a

709
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: sexual relationship. But it's funny because you suddenly see this

710
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 1: person losing their faculties around you because they want you

711
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: so bad, and there's something so nice. It's nice about that.

712
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: Like right now, I just sense this urge from me.

713
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 1: Should I leave? Should we do the news? Bang uglies?

714
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 1: Is that a word? Bang uglies? I think I don't want. Yeah,

715
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: it's weird phrase. First you're talking about, OK, let's do

716
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 1: the news. Thank you everybody. Apparently it's been a great day.

717
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: It's Thursday. You're having all the swells. You know what

718
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 1: that means? It is Thursday. I really messed this up.

719
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: I think Chris made me nervous for doing the news

720
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 1: because I had to get very serious. You know what's

721
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:22,399
Speaker 1: going on with the Andrew right now? A stroke's sorry,

722
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm getting too serious for you over there. Anyways, back

723
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 1: to you, Noah, Okay, did I started reading the news

724
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: and then they took it away from me? Chris? You

725
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: gave because no it's probably great at it, But now

726
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm that bad not just kidding because Noah. I've heard

727
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: that Noah is very smart and very sharp and I've

728
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: always said that no Noah is smart, and she just

729
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: you know, she she talks clearly. People don't hear enough

730
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: from her. It felt good to just give her that role.

731
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 1: And sometimes Andrew would present information and I would need

732
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: more context, or he would just look just down on

733
00:36:56,040 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 1: his phone and he would just be like this, it's camera.

734
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: It's not Andrew's vibe like this that you did the

735
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: right thing. It's not you could do it. And I've

736
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: always said thank you when you wear that wig. That

737
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: really makes me feel like I'm talking to someone who

738
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: I would say that too. You can do anything you want.

739
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: Kidney there in the solar plexus of my kidney right here,

740
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 1: callback care earlier without the show, all right, no camel,

741
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: did you know? But there is a neurological condition that

742
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: makes people who have it tell inappropriate jokes. Andrew should

743
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: be doing the news, right guys. I mean after that,

744
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,240
Speaker 1: I feel like it was it just feels like an Andrew.

745
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: This should go back right back to Andrew. Well, he

746
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: won't be pronounce this. You won't be able to put

747
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: the pronunciation was a hard. Patients with Wittl sucked syndrome

748
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: tend to make jokes compulsively, sometimes without realizing that what

749
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: they said was inappropriate or even funny. And another bizarre

750
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: aspect of the disorder is that patients can sometimes have

751
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 1: difficulty reading sarcasm. Oh, I sometimes have that too, Nikki

752
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 1: has kind of ye Ni, yeah, sorry, sorry, you go No,

753
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,919
Speaker 1: you go sill, No, it's you, this is your show.

754
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: I don't give a fun there's no hierarchy. I will

755
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: see the patriarchy. You shut the funk up. Oh yeah,

756
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 1: we should both shut up. You go, NICKI I would

757
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: said name, and I was like, what's good say? Nick

758
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: does this thing, which is it's maddening at the time,

759
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: but it's respectable always in hindsight, which is will be

760
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: in a legitimate we have This hasn't happen a long

761
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: time because we haven't gotten in like real serious, legitimate

762
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 1: fight discussions where it's like we might we might be

763
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: going our separate ways, but I'll I don't have a

764
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: great example, and I wish it, and I wish we

765
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: did it, but I'll say something and we'll be in

766
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 1: a real fight where we're like really serious, and she'll

767
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 1: make a joke, like a really hilarious joke, and you

768
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: kind of have to acknowledge it and be like, that's

769
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 1: really funny and you're charming, but can we keep it?

770
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,280
Speaker 1: We really have to be stuff. But it's inspiring because

771
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: she's her brain is just constantly. She can't turn it off,

772
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 1: and for me, I do I can turn it off.

773
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: I think I do those. I swallow a lot of

774
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: those when it's really bad between us. Not that I

775
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: did not intend that, but I I spit some of

776
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: that now. I say those sometimes when I really when

777
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: I see when all of a sudden we are in

778
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 1: a dark dark spot in a fight where it's like, oh,

779
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 1: this might be like one that like might fracture us

780
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: in a way, or it could go that way. I

781
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 1: will wait until that fracture seems to have been stabilized

782
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: glued back together, and the glue is not totally hard yet,

783
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: but I can give it a little wiggle, and that's

784
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: when I will start peppering in jokes that will make

785
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 1: him just kind of just go like the second the

786
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: second we're able to give each other a little bit

787
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 1: of like that was good, is when I know we're

788
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: on we're on solid ground. We've been in situations that

789
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: where it's like we are five more words away from

790
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 1: being done forever and she'll throw a joke and oh, yeah,

791
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 1: you I cannot believe I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

792
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: I wish I could remember because it would be funny

793
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: and people would love it. But like in that moment,

794
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: I'm not in a position to be remembering things. But yeah,

795
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: it's it's I mean, that's something that is inspiring. It

796
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: helps me with the radio show too sometimes because to

797
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: find comedy and like, seriously, yeah, when that sort of

798
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: thing is when the things are a little bit tense,

799
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 1: or when I'm not I'm not doing my best or

800
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling my best, or I don't you know,

801
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 1: think I'm doing a great job, is to still be

802
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: thinking about something that's funny, because that's part of what

803
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: you do for a living. Yeah, and just trying to

804
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: get something out of it. But that we were just

805
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: talking about that showing up to work and like, you

806
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: got to do a podcast every day, he's got to

807
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 1: be on radio four hours day. Some days you're in

808
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: a bad mood and I think you can't even be

809
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: yourself less in here. Well and with you guys, you know,

810
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: like you guys have a guy. It is pretty good

811
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: about them being themselves. As far as morning radio shows,

812
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: I think we're as authentic as you got. Yeah for sure. Yeah, well,

813
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I would probably drop like some bad

814
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: words and stuff naturally, but I would say that none

815
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:17,919
Speaker 1: of us when we're not like, hey, how's it going?

816
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,919
Speaker 1: This is a thing. Oh, I can't believe we're talking

817
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: to the good you know, we don't. Just like Andrew

818
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 1: could could read this. You guys have a big challenge too,

819
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: because you guys are legitimately friends. You live close to

820
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: each other, you see each other all the time. You're

821
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: also co workers, and so you're on weekends together where

822
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 1: you're having tons of fun and you clearly love each other.

823
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 1: But then you have to come in here on days

824
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: where you're like, you do have a relationship that's like

825
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:45,280
Speaker 1: a little bit like coworkers and siblings and best friends,

826
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 1: and you're you're almost like a band that loves and

827
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: hates each other. It's a it's a bowler coaster, and

828
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: you have to come in here and do this show.

829
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: And I've never listened to the show. Do you guys

830
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: just do you guys work things out on the show? Yeah?

831
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: I mean it's gotten a lot better than the first season.

832
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,959
Speaker 1: First year we did this where we would have really

833
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,720
Speaker 1: bad fights where it would be like together that was insane.

834
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: It was living together on tour podcast everything, because I

835
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: would get in the middle of a point that I

836
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: felt like I needed because it would be the one

837
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 1: place where we could like let it out, and I

838
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: almost didn't want to get off air because then it

839
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 1: won't be safe anymore to just like have a little

840
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: bit of a referee. Once Noah says goodbye, then you

841
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 1: guys are just sitting here to people and I yell,

842
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 1: you know what, Andrew go to fucking therapy, and you go,

843
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 1: you need to go to Nick and I slam it down.

844
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: But you know I have your back sometimes too, because

845
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 1: obviously you go upstairs and I don't know downstairs. I

846
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 1: don't know where you live. But you go and you say, like, oh,

847
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: you know, maybe NICKI bummed me out doing this today,

848
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: And sometimes I defend you, Oh yeah, you do. I

849
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: love when you take this because you can. I think

850
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: it's important for partners to obviously hear their partner out

851
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,399
Speaker 1: about why they're upset and acknowledge it. But I think

852
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: I actually really rely on you to add the other

853
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: persons back in a story. Because as much as I

854
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: probably want you to take my side and be like

855
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: fuck that, just having you don't go, you're wrong, you

856
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: just go, I can see maybe I think why he

857
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: would do that, or why he would think that. I

858
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: feel like the best advice that she told me, that

859
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: you told her in confidence, that I'm bringing up to

860
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: you now in front of her face. That's going to

861
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: start a fight. Listen to Friday's podcast. It's gonna be heated. No,

862
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 1: it's just that your friends, your friends in Australia, they

863
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 1: have there, they have a very strong bond, great radio show,

864
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: but they have their own lives too. But when they

865
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 1: come together because they have their own ship going on,

866
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: it makes for a better show. And I think since

867
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: i moved to the third floor, nine floors down, but

868
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 1: I've I've honestly like I've branched out a little bit

869
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: and having my like I've never had to live with

870
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,320
Speaker 1: a like. I'm like growing up a little bit. I

871
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: don't think before our eyes, but you know, and so

872
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: is she and I think like, no, no, no, just

873
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: just almoally, I mean a little girl. I'm the smallest

874
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: little baby hostess. There's the podcast how You're on that chair.

875
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: I'm a little baby girl, But but I do think

876
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 1: like that was because we come together, and I really

877
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: do think it just makes I don't know, it's a

878
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: it's a lot for anyone to work together, live together,

879
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: go whatever. All that always want the cast of friends

880
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: to be friends. You always want the band you like

881
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: to get along. Like it doesn't. Luckily, I know that

882
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: our besties don't have this illusion about us that is

883
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: like or a delusion where it's like they're just best

884
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: friends all the time, Like because we're so real in here,

885
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: they've heard our worst fights, literally our worst fights, because

886
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: we'll recap them on their worst than in real life.

887
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: But to me, those relationships like like bands, that they're

888
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,399
Speaker 1: the closest relationships that I know about because it's it's

889
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: it's almost tighter than family because with family, with family,

890
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: you know you can you can go and treat Lauren horribly,

891
00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: but you would never treat tonight or your mom. You

892
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: can say something horrible to you, Yeah I cussed my

893
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: mom on it, but like you probably wouldn't do that too.

894
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: Let's just say Noah or never another like or like

895
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: you know, another new friend, but like you and Andrew

896
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: are so close as friends that you've crossed over into

897
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 1: this family family territory where you can say horrible things

898
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: to each other and get over it and get past it,

899
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: but our selves be your worse selves and still love

900
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 1: each other. And that is like family. It's like a band.

901
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 1: That is true. That's a really good point because I

902
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 1: wouldn't say certain things to like Noah that I would

903
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: probably say to Andrew because I do know that it's

904
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: no it's not annoying, So you wouldn't have to say that. Yeah,

905
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have to. Um, I want to take a

906
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,919
Speaker 1: shot at you. I was just trying to take it.

907
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: I'm dumb to realize. Okay, no, I I think that

908
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: it's true. I do look at Andrews like family for sure.

909
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,479
Speaker 1: For sure, at this point, you guys are like a band.

910
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,359
Speaker 1: You know, family that you know. There's a little bit

911
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 1: more complications within it because we work together and things

912
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: like that that add to it another element of things.

913
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 1: But that's why it's almost like a hyper like family.

914
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes our friendship if I didn't work for her, even

915
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 1: though I love working for her, like it could like

916
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 1: our friendship would be so hilarious. If we were on

917
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: the Saint like I wasn't, there was no like working

918
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: stuff where we'd be so such even better friends, where

919
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: it'd be like, oh, you think it's holding us back. No.

920
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: Listen to Friday's pod What are what are some of

921
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: your favorite things about this podcast? About doing this with Nikki?

922
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: Like a regular check in, what are your Well? I

923
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 1: think that Nikki is brilliant. I think that I learned

924
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: every day from her. I admire her work ethic. I

925
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: think that uh, she I don't know, like she's just

926
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: she is so dynamic and and the fact that how

927
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: much shit she does huh, very little little Well, she's

928
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: small and quaint and like it's kind of weird because

929
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: you think she'd be bigger in person, but she's so

930
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: much small, so tiny, and she does she does does

931
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: so much stuff. Yeah, so much stuff with her little hands,

932
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: which is weird, Like how does she do all this

933
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: with those tiny little and also her Bunians they look

934
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 1: big because she's so little. Yeah, that's why they look

935
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: That's a good point. But that's very nice, you know.

936
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: And I just and I feel like I'm gonna ask

937
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: you too, and like, you know, just her in a swimsuit. No,

938
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 1: as your boyfriend, I just want to talk to you

939
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 1: about them, Like her tits are like seriously dope? Right?

940
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: Is that where we are? It's it's I don't really

941
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: want to get into this necessarily, but it's sort of

942
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 1: a departure for me. No, please, the reins. I don't

943
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,720
Speaker 1: even I don't know how to talk like. It feels sleazy.

944
00:47:52,760 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: But she's she's very She's special. They're special. You're very special. Dope?

945
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: Is some next level stuff going on? You just saying so,

946
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: but what is one of your favorite things about doing

947
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: the pod? I hear it from you because you do

948
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,760
Speaker 1: talk about how funny Andrew My favorite thing. Well, Andrew

949
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: is just so just he will adapt to whatever circumstance

950
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: there is and make he's always will. You know, I

951
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,919
Speaker 1: picked someone because I'm a moody bitch, that my being

952
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: talented and good is really based on what mood I'm in,

953
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: and if there's someone around to possibly lift me out

954
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: of it, I'm going to hire that person to be

955
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: near me because I want to be consistent. So Andrew

956
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,399
Speaker 1: someone that like I can always rely on as being

957
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: in taking whatever mood I'm in, And you know he's

958
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: the son of an alcoholic. So he's good at like

959
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: reading depressed women and being like, I'm gonna make this

960
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: person laugh and feel better. He's good at that, and

961
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: I that's always selected him or anything, but like he

962
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: has a talent for reading my energy and matching it

963
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: and not making and making it so that I am

964
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: my best self, even when that's probably an unhealthy, codependent

965
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: type of thing for me to need that from him,

966
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: But and he and he just says things that I

967
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: would never think of. Our brains are totally different in

968
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,879
Speaker 1: many ways comedically. That's one thing you've said a lot

969
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,439
Speaker 1: of is that like Andrew cracks you up because he's

970
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: saying things that you doesn't work that way. I can't

971
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: believe how funny they were and how fast, And it's

972
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 1: like mad because because I want to figure out every

973
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 1: angle for a joke. And then there's some things you

974
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 1: say that I'm just like, oh, I would have never

975
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: looked at that equation that way, Like you break, you

976
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: break an equation that I would like spend all day

977
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: on a chalkboard and you're just like eighty two And

978
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: it's just like that's annoying but so handy to have

979
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: around yeah, but you the way you can. I mean,

980
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 1: it's crazy watching her on f boy and like take

981
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: a script that isn't done by any means, and she

982
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: can work it well in real time, you know, and

983
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: or and organizer thoughts and organize and just destroy and

984
00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: make it clear and just TV ready, and no one

985
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: else can fucking do that, dude, man, no one else

986
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: can do I mean you you you have witnessed I

987
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: have witnessed her doing it, but I get reminded of it.

988
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: But she's so small too. When she's weird a camera,

989
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: you think, like her brain, her brain must be she's

990
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: so tiny, her brain. But yeah, I mean, we were

991
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 1: on our way up to my brother's wedding and we

992
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: were writing roast jokes about Tim and Emma, and you

993
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 1: know that was really cute. But she wrote these six

994
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: months ago. Honestly it was. It was something I would

995
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 1: expect that she would. It would take her, it would

996
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 1: take her three weeks to like just really get the

997
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: stuff out. And we're just on our way up there

998
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 1: and she's saying some of the funniest things I've ever heard.

999
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 1: And and it isn't about like, you know, Blake Griffin,

1000
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: like famous people this is specific things about my brother

1001
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:54,479
Speaker 1: and sister in law, and they're unbelievably I mean there,

1002
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,399
Speaker 1: it was brilliant, It was it was really sweet. Yeah.

1003
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,919
Speaker 1: The next day he was just like, I can't get

1004
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: over yesterday that that stretch of highway that we were

1005
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 1: on where you were just firing. It was just like

1006
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like it. It was really that

1007
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 1: was really Jill take a lot of my dumb ideas

1008
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 1: that are maybe outside the box and like, yeah, that's

1009
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: what I like about, and then she narrows and she

1010
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 1: can bring it gets to the center of it where

1011
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I would never write it like that.

1012
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: What do you guys like about? Noah, what do I

1013
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: like to go to break? You can't wait to tell

1014
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: you when we get back, but we will say that

1015
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: when we get back, we are back. Um, what I

1016
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: love about. We really crush a lot of news stories

1017
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: there boom man. We just get in there and we

1018
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:39,959
Speaker 1: get through them all. There was one there was one

1019
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: where we didcast where I was like, the podcast is

1020
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: now that we're gonna get through new stories and we're

1021
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: gonna boom boom boo. Like weekend after season two meeting,

1022
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: ye get through the news. We're gonna have things, we're

1023
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: going to change stories, and so now it's we never

1024
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 1: even get through one hardly and it's not boom at all,

1025
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: and we always mock it. I wouldn't just I have

1026
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: got that, you know, like I've I've only been doing

1027
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: my radio show, The Courtney Show for a little while,

1028
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: and uh, I just recently got that feeling that I've

1029
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 1: been talking, you know, you get that feeling we're like

1030
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: I'm talking too much today. You're great, No, You're really good.

1031
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: You you. I want to apologize to everybody that's like

1032
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 1: I came to Nick's podcast to talk to Now's nothing

1033
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:21,399
Speaker 1: worse than I hate when my guests just sit here

1034
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,399
Speaker 1: and just kind of like are quiet, because I feel

1035
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 1: like they're not having fun and they're not engaged in

1036
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: Like this is how much you would talk in a conversation,

1037
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 1: you know, for this is like I would even want

1038
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: more from you. What I will say though, what I

1039
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 1: want to do? Um, Well, you know, I love Noah.

1040
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: Noah is someone that I can call at the drop

1041
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 1: of a army hat um that she's wearing, and she

1042
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,919
Speaker 1: will give me great advice. She's so thoughtful. She will

1043
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: send a bunch of different articles. She will be thinking

1044
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: about the thing that I'm going through that I call

1045
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,919
Speaker 1: her about. She's she's just a tried and true best

1046
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 1: friend that will always be there and like really loves me,

1047
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: you know, Like I always said that. When Bob Sagga died,

1048
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 1: I was like, there's just one less person on the

1049
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: planet that loves me. Like I know that sound selfish,

1050
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: but that's what I just couldn't stop thinking about. Like

1051
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 1: it just made me said, like he really got me,

1052
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: you know, and not many people that I am acquainted

1053
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: with as little as I was Bob just get it

1054
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 1: right away. But he's one of them. And Noah's one

1055
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,760
Speaker 1: of those people too, have like she would do anything.

1056
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: She just loves me. And I know that because it's

1057
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:25,280
Speaker 1: it's it's almost said conditional, it's um it's it's mutual.

1058
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: And so I know how what she feels about me

1059
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,479
Speaker 1: back at me, and she just said time and time again.

1060
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: I just know she's always in my corner. It's awesome.

1061
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: And she's fucking good at her job right yes, that

1062
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: many times her job never complains always deals with me

1063
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 1: being like I did, I forgot to do the ad

1064
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: read and She's like, it's okay, So if you find

1065
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: time today, it would be great, but tomorrow it's totally fine.

1066
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: Tomorrow I'll talk to them and listen, you have had

1067
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: a rough week, You've had a long week. You were

1068
00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 1: in Idaho for Christ's Sake on Thursday. So no one

1069
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: is going to expect you to do these ad reads

1070
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: when you said you were going to do them. And

1071
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 1: even though I'm going to get in trouble, I'm not

1072
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: going to make you feel that I am. And it

1073
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,919
Speaker 1: is going to be fine. Everything's gonna be great. And yeah,

1074
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see them, and yeah, I'll set

1075
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: a remindering your calendar. Cool, all right, okay, great, all right,

1076
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the jusit zuo. Okay, great, I

1077
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: love you too. That's just nothing but positive, even though

1078
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,399
Speaker 1: on the other end of that is a ship ton

1079
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: of work for her. So but I love it. I

1080
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: get to do what I love and I get to

1081
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: work with like two of the funniest people that will

1082
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: ever know in my life. So before we start to pod,

1083
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 1: I usually upload the for whatever to dis or whatever.

1084
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 1: I do all the hard labor around here, which she

1085
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: takes about three minutes. But Nikki's always throwing on like

1086
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: some last I can makeup even though she doesn't need to. Good.

1087
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 1: She a little little and you can't even see her

1088
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 1: pores because they're so small. She was doll makeup. I

1089
00:54:55,719 --> 00:55:01,879
Speaker 1: don't understand from Polly Pocket get it. See this puts

1090
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: on a little blu so but me and Noah, I

1091
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: have words too, But no and I have like mini

1092
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,800
Speaker 1: podcasts before we start rolling where we just talked to

1093
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: like today we talked about the George forming girl and

1094
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,359
Speaker 1: then the other day we talked about my nephew doing

1095
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu or no, and we just have this like

1096
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 1: little bond for five minutes right before the show starts.

1097
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: That is so sweet and puts me in such a

1098
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 1: good mood. And that's what you do, like fluffed me up,

1099
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 1: fluffed me up. No, So, no matter what mood Nikki

1100
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: is in, I'm already are Tornado. Glazer comes in and

1101
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: it's just like where's my Starbucks? Wait? So Andrew, do

1102
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: do we even record the thing? Okay? Cool? Oh god,

1103
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,879
Speaker 1: this room is such a mess. Hold on it once again.

1104
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: I forgot where's my Starbucks? Just like running around like literally,

1105
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 1: Kirsten was doing an The other day, we were doing

1106
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 1: an impression of um love on the Spectrum one. There's

1107
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: a guy on there blond curls like I mean, I

1108
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: really do hope that she likes me, and if everything

1109
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,839
Speaker 1: goes as planned, I mean, god willing, she will be mine.

1110
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: I am very nervous for tonight. I do want to

1111
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: get a haircut. I like my I like my hair.

1112
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 1: I hope she gets an appetizer. What if she I

1113
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 1: hope she doesn't find sh Yes. Anya was doing thank you.

1114
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: Do you know why it's good? Because he is me

1115
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 1: I am him person or on you wrote to me

1116
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: and didn't impression because he was doing impresions of all

1117
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 1: of them. She can nail it, and we're not doing

1118
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 1: me in impressions, by the way. It's just these people

1119
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: are so beautifully complex, and they're the way they talk

1120
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: is so interesting. And she sent me him because I go, oh,

1121
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: do the blonde guy because I love him, and I

1122
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: thought I listened back to it and I thought she

1123
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 1: sent me me. I thought it was me. She was going,

1124
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: I gosh, I don't know one of my favorite impressions

1125
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: of you and don't know who did it. Maybe it's cursing.

1126
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 1: It was on you the impression that's just like, yeah,

1127
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: you walking in with all the bags, throwing bags on

1128
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:10,359
Speaker 1: the point Kursten does that. This is that's the sound,

1129
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: the same one of just so drop a coffee. You know,

1130
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: I think she's going to have a stroke, like like

1131
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: an aneurysm, a cool one, like a small little Liz Lemon,

1132
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 1: so tiny Liz Lemon was like having a moment where

1133
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: she did that where she was like exerting. She was,

1134
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: you know with Jackie, and she was like, my doctor says,

1135
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 1: I can't make those voices because I lose my voice.

1136
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: And I was like, I related so much because I

1137
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: will make a sound sometimes when I dropped something where

1138
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: I lose something and my voice is fucked for a week.

1139
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 1: You ever yell into a pillow? No, it feels good.

1140
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: It's like in the it's like going into the forest

1141
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,439
Speaker 1: to yell. I've never done that. I've never punched a wall.

1142
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: Have you ever cried into a pillow? Have you cried

1143
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: in a shower against your hand? Against I? Do I

1144
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 1: do this slow down the slow slide down the shower

1145
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 1: wall cry? And I've done that before. But do you

1146
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: remember the joke you're a camera right now? What's going on?

1147
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 1: Do I remember the joke? What the joke from thirty Rock?

1148
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: It's so good. I feel like it's one of those

1149
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: ones that you would remember when he If you don't remember,

1150
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: then I'm not going to get it. We have to,

1151
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: we have to, we have to go. You're a shower cry.

1152
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: You've said it, You've said it to me before. Yeah,

1153
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: you never a punch of wall soft punch, And then

1154
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: I like, stop my because I know I'll break me. Oh,

1155
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,440
Speaker 1: it's a double edged sword, Liz, just like the one

1156
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: Mickey war just like the one Mickey Rourke used on

1157
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: me sexually. You know what mark It's called Fidelity, And

1158
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: that's not just the name of a bank that's suing me.

1159
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: Like lines like that are just the best three rock lines. Um.

1160
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 1: What I was going to say about I was trying

1161
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 1: to reference when we broke up and I heard that

1162
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 1: you you told me that one night, you like would

1163
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 1: you were when we went up after we broke up

1164
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 1: the first time, I thought you were just like fine

1165
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 1: with it and getting on with your life. But then

1166
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 1: once we went to the park and met up, he

1167
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: looked like he it looked like the end scene of Philadelphia,

1168
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 1: Like he looked like he had lost a lot of

1169
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 1: weight and was not doing well. Which how long was

1170
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 1: it from the break up? Three weeks? Three or four weeks?

1171
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: And he looked not well and he I know, yeah,

1172
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: he was chasing that body the Philadelphia but me and

1173
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 1: what was the guy's name in the tom Hay hang

1174
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: man hang you knew that too quickly anyways. Yeah, so

1175
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 1: he looks He told me though that and I'll never

1176
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 1: forget it, and it made me Sometimes you just don't,

1177
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: especially back then, I just didn't know that he was

1178
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: complex emotionally. I really didn't. We just didn't show that

1179
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: those sides of ourselves until we were breaking up and

1180
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 1: had to get real about it. And I remember him

1181
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: telling me that he was in the shower one and

1182
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 1: he would just he was so sad. Sometimes he co

1183
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 1: just couldn't stand up and he would just lean his

1184
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 1: head against the shower and just lean and like him

1185
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 1: putting his arm against the wall and then brusting his

1186
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: head against his arm. The one I remember is just

1187
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 1: a long sigh that you just don't. You just never

1188
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: really expected. It just wasn't a part of your personality

1189
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: to do like a long. I've been holding an in

1190
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 1: for months, and you're just like, I really liked that.

1191
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 1: And then you told me the songs you were listening to,

1192
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, this guy is emotionally very complex.

1193
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 1: This guy, this guy contains multitudes, and I want to

1194
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: get back in there and get him. I might have

1195
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: found this thing. Enjoy your weepy slide down the shower wall.

1196
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: It's over the Robert for Along quote. He's saying it

1197
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: to Amy. Oh yeah, oh yeah, that makes that makes sense.

1198
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 1: The only time I've ever done that. It wasn't a heartbreak.

1199
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 1: It was senior year in high school. I was playing

1200
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: two days in football, so you do two days in Florida,

1201
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: and I took ecstasy the night before. I've never taken ecstasy.

1202
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 1: This cool kid came up, this guy Dale Bishof. He

1203
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: came up from Miami. He like transferred and he was

1204
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 1: like cool and he's like, no, everyone takes ecstasy down

1205
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: in Miami. They take it when you play the actual game.

1206
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, Dale, And I went to

1207
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: a rave and I fucking took actacy and then I

1208
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 1: did two days and I just remember falling down the

1209
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 1: shower wall because I thought I was gonna die, like

1210
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,439
Speaker 1: after two days and a hundred degree floor to heat.

1211
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: I just remember sliding down and just being on the

1212
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: ground like I'm not the next to shoot me. That

1213
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 1: that kind I did that same thing in Cleveland. My

1214
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: worst hang question drinking. I curled up in the ball

1215
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 1: in the shower the other night. I was curled up

1216
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 1: on the bathroom floor when you were sleeping because I

1217
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 1: didn't want to wake you because you went to radio.

1218
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 1: I cramped so bad the other night. I didn't even

1219
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 1: tell you, and I was I was in the morning.

1220
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 1: I was on the ground, but I didn't want to

1221
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 1: disturb him because it just was there was nothing he

1222
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 1: could do, and so I was literally on the ground.

1223
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: Just like there's something about just being on the cold

1224
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 1: bathroom floor that makes you go I deserve this, or

1225
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like this is what I need,

1226
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 1: this is what like like I wanted you to punch

1227
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 1: me in the stomach the other night because I wanted

1228
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 1: something to make it hurt more than or match. I

1229
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 1: don't know what it was. I just don't know why

1230
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: the bathroom floor feels good when you're sick, but it

1231
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 1: does because it's cold, plant like I like it, get

1232
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 1: rid of this stuff. When's the last time you been

1233
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 1: on the floor crying on the floor crying or now

1234
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 1: like when we're on the floor. Andrew was very interested

1235
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: and if you people can get on the floor. Oh

1236
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 1: my god. I saw the Backstreet Backstreet Boys. Obviously they're

1237
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: still on tour somehow, and they haven't changed their name,

1238
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:30,080
Speaker 1: which is creepy to what Backstreet men. Sure, front Street,

1239
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 1: Front Street. They were always grow up. They were always men,

1240
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 1: even when they got together. That's even creepier up. Yeah,

1241
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 1: well I had a countdown. But the guy like when

1242
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 1: they became they were like one guy was singing down

1243
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 1: to the front, like the front, and the other guy

1244
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:49,560
Speaker 1: goes to get down and he's like and like, and

1245
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 1: then he sings to them like he takes so long

1246
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 1: to get it, and then he puts the microphone on

1247
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: his knee to pull up and you hear, you're creep

1248
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 1: The first time I realized I was old, I was

1249
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:06,920
Speaker 1: at a Rancid concert. Were you into Ruby? Rancid concert

1250
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: in New York at a place called Terminal five, and

1251
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 1: we were up. It was awesome. I don't know if

1252
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 1: it's still if it's still gone, terminal five. You knew

1253
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 1: I had that balcony that surrounded the entire course, right

1254
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 1: and killed themselves were died recently. Okay, sorry, terminal disease.

1255
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's okay, never mind, Yeah, that's it was

1256
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 1: a stage five of the terminal disease. Okay. I liked

1257
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 1: all of that. I this podcast is great. It's pretty quick.

1258
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 1: I really have something special going. You're like a band

1259
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: or a family. Family. But the first time I realized

1260
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 1: that I was old, I was at the Rancid concert

1261
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 1: and I'm on the balcony and I'm with my brother

1262
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: and you know, a few guys from MTV because that's

1263
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 1: where I was working at time. And I see people

1264
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 1: like washing down, you know, down in like the pit,

1265
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 1: and they were, um, they were like crowdsurfing, and I'd crowdsurfed,

1266
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: and you know, twenty years at that point, like maybe

1267
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: since I was fifteen, I can't believed once I've never crowds.

1268
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,280
Speaker 1: We use have SKA bands down the street here in St.

1269
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,439
Speaker 1: Louis that would play and me and my brother would

1270
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 1: go and you would stage dive and you'd CrowdSurf. It

1271
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 1: was a lot of them were um. I'm sorry, I

1272
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:10,000
Speaker 1: don't want to interrupt, but anyways, good. Oh well, so

1273
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 1: so I'm like, oh my god, this is awesome. They

1274
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 1: got a guy in a wheelchair up. He was crowdsurfing,

1275
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 1: like they crowded gotten that wheelchair crowdsurfed, but like I

1276
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: was like reliving a youth woman I love for Rancon

1277
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm going down. I'm gonna go CrowdSurf.

1278
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 1: And then I felt I was like, I'm gonna go down.

1279
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:31,080
Speaker 1: I was gonna get my brother my wallet, and I

1280
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 1: was like, how old are you at this one? I

1281
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 1: was thirty five, maybe like thirty three or something, you know,

1282
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:39,280
Speaker 1: I'm guessing, yeah, And I felt something in my pocket

1283
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm not going down there. I

1284
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 1: don't want to break my kindle. You had your kindle

1285
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: at a Rancid concert, and you know, like it's in

1286
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,320
Speaker 1: New York, like read on the subway because there's nothing,

1287
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 1: you know, you didn't have cell phone like coverage down

1288
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 1: there at the time. Sure it was game of throwing

1289
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 1: almost positive, it was okay, final thought, can we get

1290
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:06,960
Speaker 1: to one fan trax? Yes? Okay, let's start off with

1291
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 1: Tom was very fit. A kindle in your pocket? Yes, okay,

1292
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 1: question technology, it would have fell out and someone's like,

1293
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 1: it's a kindle this nerd, what a fucking badass, dude. No,

1294
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:20,160
Speaker 1: but a lot of that was straight edged, like fucking

1295
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: rock and roll right like back in the day, like

1296
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 1: there was some of they were known for that. Sorry

1297
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: each other to Thomas, who was this the Tom? Tom?

1298
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:35,320
Speaker 1: Al right, here's like Tom. He'll tell you, Oh, Nikki, Noah,

1299
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,840
Speaker 1: and Andrew, this is your friend Tom calling from Oregon.

1300
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 1: I'm calling in regards to the term bestie. Now, I

1301
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:45,720
Speaker 1: consider myself a bestie. However, I am also fat and

1302
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 1: bald and middle aged, and I'm a remodeling contractor, and

1303
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:53,320
Speaker 1: it just seems a little weird for someone like me

1304
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: to identify as a bestie. Like if I came to

1305
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 1: a meet and greet and introduce myself as bestie, I'm

1306
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 1: sure outwardly you'd be very lovely and gracious, but in

1307
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: the back of your mind you look at me and think, oh, man,

1308
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 1: I hope Grampy doesn't miss the activity bus back to

1309
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 1: the retirement center. Um So, I guess my question is

1310
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: is there a term that's a synonym for bestie that

1311
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:23,000
Speaker 1: might be more appropriate for those of us listeners in

1312
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:26,440
Speaker 1: our demographic. Um anyway, I just thought it'd be a

1313
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: funny thing to talk about. I hope you guys are

1314
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 1: doing well. I work alone most of the time, and

1315
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 1: you guys kill the company and I really appreciate that.

1316
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 1: Take care of Tom, Thank you so much. And you're right.

1317
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:41,160
Speaker 1: Like when people come up there, I can tell there

1318
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:43,640
Speaker 1: are times that people want to say they're busty, but

1319
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 1: they don't. They just feel so uncomfortable saying it. It's

1320
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 1: like ordering. Like I've got an example at St. Lois

1321
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 1: Bred Company, other people called pan Era. There's something that

1322
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 1: I love there. It's the top of a muffin. Do

1323
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 1: you know what it's called? Top of the muffins? Do

1324
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:00,560
Speaker 1: you know what it's called? Scone? Oh, it's called like

1325
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 1: a muffy. It's a muffy. Every time you go, you

1326
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 1: have to give me a root beer and roast beef

1327
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:11,080
Speaker 1: sandwich extra roast beef. And I don't know what are

1328
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 1: those things with the muffin tops? Oh? Is it a muffy? Whatever? Whatever?

1329
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 1: It's for my daughter? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the

1330
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 1: bottom called? This is what I want? What about DIABEESTI?

1331
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 1: DIABESTI like diabetes? Why would we want to reference diabetes

1332
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:31,200
Speaker 1: because he was involved, and I don't know. I love

1333
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 1: that Andrew looked over during Tom's thing and he goes,

1334
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:41,080
Speaker 1: I go on, I think I Diabestie, you know, get diabetes,

1335
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 1: and Bestie don't run beaties and Bestie don't rhyme, and

1336
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:45,920
Speaker 1: it's still is Bestie in it. And he doesn't want

1337
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: to say bestie. It would be like asking or you know,

1338
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:54,080
Speaker 1: Chris to order up. Yeah, it still has Muffy in it.

1339
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 1: All right, Well I tried. Sorry, Um well it was

1340
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 1: a nice try. And I don't really have a better alternative.

1341
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 1: But I was going to say, you know what's suck

1342
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:01,840
Speaker 1: it up and just be called a bestie and just

1343
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:05,040
Speaker 1: you own it, because I never I don't think it

1344
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,280
Speaker 1: sounds weird to me anymore because I just hear it

1345
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:08,960
Speaker 1: so much. But I understand that people that just live

1346
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 1: in the bubble where they're just a fan of our show,

1347
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:12,200
Speaker 1: they don't say it a lot to people, or if

1348
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,840
Speaker 1: they do, it probably sounds weird. And one thing I

1349
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:17,040
Speaker 1: want to I want an alternative. I I think I

1350
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:18,960
Speaker 1: actually don't think there needs to be an alternative. And

1351
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:20,800
Speaker 1: one of my favorite things about the show that I

1352
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,639
Speaker 1: work on um, you guys call them Great Taste Gang.

1353
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:25,720
Speaker 1: We call them Great Taste Gang. And we have people

1354
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:28,599
Speaker 1: that are from all over the place. My favorite people

1355
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,839
Speaker 1: that call into the show are people that we wouldn't expect,

1356
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:34,400
Speaker 1: like we you know, we've got people that are like,

1357
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 1: you know, fifty five year old mechanics who listened to

1358
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:39,479
Speaker 1: who listened to this? And they're like, this is I

1359
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:41,400
Speaker 1: love your show. This is so great, and we're like, oh,

1360
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:42,880
Speaker 1: I didn't think that was I didn't think that was

1361
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,560
Speaker 1: our audience. So when I hear Tom describing himself and

1362
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,720
Speaker 1: saying who he is, like he doesn't know that there

1363
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,759
Speaker 1: are other Tom's out there, and there are other Tom besties,

1364
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,200
Speaker 1: and there are people that are like him that that

1365
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,639
Speaker 1: he just doesn't know about because there isn't one place

1366
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:56,519
Speaker 1: that's my favorite bestie. Two is one that does not

1367
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 1: look like the other ones. No offense to the ones

1368
01:08:58,200 --> 01:08:59,800
Speaker 1: that look like each other. But like when there is

1369
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:04,439
Speaker 1: an outlier a million percent, I don't think we should come.

1370
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:07,400
Speaker 1: I'm saying if he really wanted to beat something else,

1371
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:10,840
Speaker 1: but I do. I so appreciate I think now Diane

1372
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,920
Speaker 1: Bessie has to be it. And if you want to

1373
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 1: go by diabstite. It's almost like analize. That's what I'm saying.

1374
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,400
Speaker 1: I didn't name my special anal eyes because I talk

1375
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:24,479
Speaker 1: about anal lot and it's like analize. But it would

1376
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:26,519
Speaker 1: be in then the cover of the thing would be

1377
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:29,680
Speaker 1: me and my eyes would be assholes? Right, was that

1378
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:32,880
Speaker 1: it would be different? And I said, I can't be

1379
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,760
Speaker 1: because I don't talk about eyes. If I talked about

1380
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:37,559
Speaker 1: eyes and asks, that would be hilarious called anal eyes

1381
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:41,400
Speaker 1: and ben. But but you see things you see the

1382
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:44,720
Speaker 1: world that doesn't that, but you see them through an

1383
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:47,719
Speaker 1: anal eyes. You see the eyes are always implied because

1384
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:51,320
Speaker 1: you're seeing Yes, thank you, Chris. No, he's saying that

1385
01:09:51,439 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: thank you. No, I think he's saying it very You

1386
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:58,280
Speaker 1: don't get sarcasm, that disease. It is interesting. You are

1387
01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 1: sometimes the quickest person I've ever men in my life.

1388
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:04,000
Speaker 1: And then sometimes I'll say, because you'll get in like

1389
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:10,200
Speaker 1: a RANTI I'll turn off out airplane mode, airplane joke brain. Yeah,

1390
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:13,400
Speaker 1: it's like there are times I missed jokes all the time.

1391
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 1: I mean, people, the besties hear it. They probably go,

1392
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:18,519
Speaker 1: you didn't. Someone wrote me saying that the ceiling made

1393
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:23,400
Speaker 1: sense in the astronaut joke. Anyways, I just want to

1394
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:25,320
Speaker 1: talk to Tom again and just let him know that

1395
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:28,560
Speaker 1: there are people like him out there that go to

1396
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: your shows, and there are people who just like him,

1397
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,080
Speaker 1: and he needs to know that. The whole thing about

1398
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:36,760
Speaker 1: the Bestis situation is you're not alone. Like you guys

1399
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,920
Speaker 1: all have these common interests and there are people that

1400
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,280
Speaker 1: are just like him out There's the word, it's muffy.

1401
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:43,120
Speaker 1: What about you the muffy? When you why don't you

1402
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:46,200
Speaker 1: start saying muffy? I was just being folksy about that.

1403
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:49,599
Speaker 1: I don't care saying, well, I have a friend who

1404
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 1: doesn't like saying muffy. I have a friend who doesn't

1405
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:57,400
Speaker 1: like saying shrimp nibblers. Oh God, that's bad that he

1406
01:10:57,439 --> 01:11:00,360
Speaker 1: doesn't want to say that nibblers isn't fun. I mean,

1407
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,479
Speaker 1: you don't even need trim. My dad one time was

1408
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:05,760
Speaker 1: saying succulents a lot, and I said, that word is you.

1409
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,160
Speaker 1: We've taken that from you. You're not only go back

1410
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,760
Speaker 1: to accolades. You're not allowed to say, oh, she had

1411
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:13,600
Speaker 1: all these great succulence in our house. It's like, so

1412
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,000
Speaker 1: you could just change the tone. He could just be

1413
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 1: like I'm a best day. Yeah, sometimes they go and

1414
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 1: it's just you can say it best best. He started

1415
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:26,240
Speaker 1: because it was the most obvious name because we talk

1416
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:28,639
Speaker 1: to the best friends. So we were like, oh, it's

1417
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:31,160
Speaker 1: gonna be funny to name the most generic. Yes, but

1418
01:11:31,439 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 1: as opposed that, like the nicky heads or the beauty

1419
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:37,640
Speaker 1: of the show is that people like Tom, they get that,

1420
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:39,360
Speaker 1: they will they get that, but they also feel like

1421
01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:41,639
Speaker 1: they are your friends. Like even though you don't know Tom,

1422
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:44,080
Speaker 1: he knows you guys, like very intimately. He knows everything

1423
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,559
Speaker 1: about you guys. And like he says, he's working alone,

1424
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,200
Speaker 1: so he's like it's part of him gets to feel

1425
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,240
Speaker 1: like he's hanging out with his friends. And that's sort

1426
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:52,479
Speaker 1: of the beauty of what you guys, the club that

1427
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:56,200
Speaker 1: you guys have created, and it's like friendship. Yes, and

1428
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:58,800
Speaker 1: so there are people like Tom out there. Yeah, Tom's

1429
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:01,360
Speaker 1: not alone, You're not alone? Time? Um, do we have time?

1430
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:04,439
Speaker 1: Oh we gotta wrap up? Okay, Well, Chris, thank you

1431
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:06,840
Speaker 1: so much for being I never call you Chris bid.

1432
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:09,280
Speaker 1: Chris Convey, thank you so much for being here. You

1433
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:11,880
Speaker 1: can follow him on Instagram at Chris Convi and v

1434
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:15,960
Speaker 1: Y Gonna be mine some day. Um, I don't even

1435
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:17,559
Speaker 1: know if I changed it, but I do like the name.

1436
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,920
Speaker 1: Oh it's a great last name. Chris Convy. Um, I

1437
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:23,800
Speaker 1: hope you'll come back. This was You were so funny

1438
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 1: and good. They're gonna love. Sorry for talking so much.

1439
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:29,080
Speaker 1: Best shout to best. I'm sorry. You have to know that,

1440
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:31,600
Speaker 1: like they need a break from me. And also you

1441
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 1: did not talk too much. I know what I'm doing here.

1442
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that, but I

1443
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 1: am just this is like enthusiastic. Yeah, oh yeah, people

1444
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:43,320
Speaker 1: are psyched. People love the show. Thank you for saying that. No,

1445
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,720
Speaker 1: it's very nice, but I'm just very enthusiastic about you

1446
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:48,120
Speaker 1: guys and about the besties in the show. So I'm

1447
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:49,920
Speaker 1: sorry if I was too much, but thank you for

1448
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:53,519
Speaker 1: being nice. Not too much. Okay, so we have to wrap.

1449
01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:55,519
Speaker 1: I'm really mad that I made up this rule where

1450
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 1: at the end of the show, I'm gonna wrap a

1451
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 1: little bit tonight. I haven't eaten dinner. We just want

1452
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,479
Speaker 1: on a run. We ran around Forest Park with my hunt.

1453
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:04,439
Speaker 1: It's not something that we've ever done, but man, we're

1454
01:13:04,439 --> 01:13:06,800
Speaker 1: gonna do it again. We loved it so much and

1455
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:09,280
Speaker 1: I love Andrew like a friend. Now listen, we gotta go.

1456
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:13,160
Speaker 1: Andrew's doing a little dance. Things are feeling good right

1457
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 1: here on this On the right, I got romance. On

1458
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:17,360
Speaker 1: the left, I got my friend. He's wearing a blond

1459
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:20,840
Speaker 1: wig and things are cool. And I'm ready to dig

1460
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 1: out of this hole that I've made for myself, but

1461
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,240
Speaker 1: I can't get out, so I'm gonna put it on

1462
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:29,679
Speaker 1: the shelf. Andrew yo yo yo yo yo, Chris Convy

1463
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 1: yo yo. Okay, he's the middle brother. They call him

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Speaker 1: the middle one. He's got the big cock and he's

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Speaker 1: got nice guns. His favorite movie is Top Gun because

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Speaker 1: HiT's an F one racer with long wings. He's got

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Speaker 1: fucking his own wings coming out his hair and it

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Speaker 1: looks so good. So you better be aware. Two thou

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Speaker 1: twenty nine. I can't wait. Great stuff, Thank you so great.

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Speaker 1: Thanks this week. Oh my god, you just did the

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Speaker 1: bless you. Thank you. This is my podcast style. You're

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Speaker 1: on my pocket. Take it man me Nick, You're better

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Speaker 1: friends with that, all right? Thanks diabetes, and thank you, besties.

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Speaker 1: Don't we cut and we'll see you um in Idaho

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Speaker 1: tomorrow tonight, um and then tomorrow in Salt Lake City

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Speaker 1: and then Sunday or a Saturday in Phoenix and Noah

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Speaker 1: will also be there, not on the show, but she's

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Speaker 1: gonna be around, So come to those shows if you can.

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Speaker 1: Love you so much and g Jack, but I love you,

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Speaker 1: Tom