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Speaker 2: Scottie Bet, I don't even know what to say.

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Speaker 3: This is a bonusode, first bonasade. This is the first bonisode.

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Speaker 3: This is gonna be banana bonusade. So we are gonna

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Speaker 3: Thanks to the great people at exactly Right saying you

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Speaker 3: And because of that, we thought that the minisodes, which

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Speaker 3: which is one extra episode every month. It's sort of

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Speaker 3: a yard sale where we take your confessions. We take

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Speaker 2: We take we yeah, we go to other places other

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Speaker 3: We're going We're gonna be dipping a lot more into Craigslist,

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Speaker 3: to next door, to citizen. I mean the stuff that's

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Speaker 2: That's right, this is our time to have a good time.

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Speaker 2: These are bonusodes. You can expect twelve a year and

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Speaker 2: you know it's just a little treat. We hope this

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Speaker 3: Again, because I think people get into a habit of

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Speaker 2: But this is a new thing. You're gonna have to

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Speaker 2: your stories. If you need mediocre advice from two best friends,

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Speaker 2: Label it bonus sode. Hit us up. And also, this

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Speaker 3: Is if you would like our advice and you do

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Speaker 2: Is what is in beta mode? That is Banana's beta mode.

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Speaker 2: currently on strike. So for example, let me just read

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Speaker 2: this one that we got from ray Lady. Okay, please,

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Speaker 2: are you kidding me? Ray Lady, Scotty, Ray Lady, we

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Speaker 2: love you on Instagram The Bananas Podcast, y'all already know that. Hey,

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Speaker 2: curtain Scotty, I need to tell you about the best

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Speaker 2: He had long blonde hair and a very thick little

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Speaker 3: Eh, that's a great it's a great tagline. It's fun,

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Speaker 2: It's the funniest because you did it again. This was

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you have to let us know. It's a

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Speaker 2: You do in life, private life, you do life, social

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Speaker 3: It's a fine secret to have, and nobody gets hurt.

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Speaker 2: Ye that, Yeah, just keep those secrets. They're they're they're

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00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 2: they're dear to you. Yeah, but you're good about it.

431
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 2: I mean, you're a very honest comedian and you and

432
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 2: even on bananas, you say a lot of things. You

433
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 2: know they're gonna it's gonna be out there forever and ever.

434
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 2: But I pass the you know, I don't know, tipping

435
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 2: point or whatever, where all of us have been living

436
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 2: online and ye out in the out for so long

437
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 2: that it's almost like secrets don't matter. Like it's a

438
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 2: like there was a time where if somebody was nude

439
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 2: in a movie for the first time they went topless

440
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 2: in a movie, they would get paid like five million

441
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,239
Speaker 2: dollars more ye than if they had it. Now if

442
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 2: somebody's new in the you're just like, oh yeah, Like

443
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 2: you don't think twice about it, like where you were.

444
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 2: We've been conditioned. At some point, we're gonna have a

445
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 2: president who definitely has a sex tape that is going

446
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 2: to be passed around online. Like we've just crossed the

447
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 2: point where we've all mistakenly volunteered so much information. At

448
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 2: least you get paid to do it. At least you

449
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 2: go on stage and make people laugh and you get

450
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,399
Speaker 2: paid to do it. I have a secret, and I

451
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 2: told you this one. And so when I moved into

452
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 2: the cabin, which I've recently moved out of. The then

453
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 2: owner was like, do you have a gun? And I

454
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 2: was like I don't, and he's like, okay, well here

455
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 2: and he had in in the bathroom in the hut

456
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 2: or whatever, like where you put the towels. He had

457
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 2: built a custom thing that had a secret gap that

458
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 2: you could keep a gun or money or drugs or

459
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 2: something all.

460
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 3: Did it like slide out or was it like it okay,

461
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 3: something slid out, So it was like it wasn't just

462
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 3: like a fuck up and it's like, oh, there's an

463
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 3: extra No.

464
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 2: It was definitely a compartment that was like the top

465
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 2: of you. Like the easy example would be if you

466
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 2: can imagine your your kitchen counter that you could pull

467
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 2: out to you and behind it there was like two

468
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 2: inches of space, okay, so you could tuck in a

469
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 2: thick book at most. So I don't have a gun.

470
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 2: I didn't have any money then, and I don't really

471
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 2: do drugs, so I was like okay. So I just

472
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 2: forgot about it completely until two weeks ago when I

473
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 2: was packing up for the last time and I'm like

474
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 2: digging out all my towels and doing all that stuff

475
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh my god. So I opened it up.

476
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 2: You know it's empty. So I decided to put something

477
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: in there. So and I didn't tell the current owner

478
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 2: of the house or the next tenants, who I hope

479
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 2: are been animals, but I put in it. I was like,

480
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: I have to put something in this secret space so

481
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,400
Speaker 2: that if any contractor or person acidentally bumps their hip

482
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 2: into it, they'll find it. So I put in a

483
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 2: Stelle Gatty's memoir as Stelle Getty was a Golden Girl

484
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 2: and a TV show Golden Girl. She played the oldest

485
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 2: Golden Girl even though she was the youngest actress. What

486
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 2: I Know, And her book is called If I Knew Then,

487
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 2: What I Know Now? So what shit? Burve America's favorite

488
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 2: Golden Girl is Stelle Gatty. And next to it, I

489
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,120
Speaker 2: put congratulations, you found a hidden treasure. You're doing great,

490
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:34,360
Speaker 2: have a great life four fifteen twenty three. So oh

491
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 2: that's awesome or something exactly like that. So anyways, that's

492
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 2: my little secret. I hope somebody finds it one day.

493
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 2: I didn't put my name on it or anything. I

494
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 2: just want someone to discover this and me, how weird

495
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 2: is this? And then their TikTok goes viral.

496
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 3: I'm also just trying to fully comprehend the title. If

497
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 3: I knew now what I knew then, so what so

498
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 3: what that's it?

499
00:26:59,160 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 2: So it doesn't.

500
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 3: It's just like I don't care if I'd make all

501
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 3: the same mistakes.

502
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 2: Like what, It's just a kind of confusing title, a

503
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 2: very confusing title. It was not a great read. Oh

504
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 2: you read it? I wash. Yeah. I was gifted it

505
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 2: so long ago, and I was like, you know what,

506
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 2: I just need to purge this from my life by

507
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 2: freaking some stranger out one day. It's great. I love

508
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 2: that so much. That makes me very happy. Scanny, I

509
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 2: know you gotta do these little secrets, like are you

510
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 2: kidding me?

511
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: Chose from all the way around.

512
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 2: I got something for you. It's from next door. Howdy neighbor.

513
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 2: Here it is. This is from I found it. I

514
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 2: sound best of next door. Shout out jan. We'll have

515
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 2: her on, yeah we really should. This was from as

516
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 2: we asked her to be old and she was like,

517
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 2: I am so busy, and then now she's like I

518
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 2: am ready, so she's coming on. This was from twenty nineteen,

519
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 2: The Before Times.

520
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 3: This someone posted on next door in Arlington, Virginia, Taco

521
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 3: Bell the Terrible. We went across the street from our

522
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 3: neighborhood to the new Taco Bell on Lee Highway to

523
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 3: buy our family food. We buy a bunch of food

524
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 3: and I grab about fifteen to twenty sauce packets for

525
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 3: our order. Suddenly, a man sitting and eating yells at

526
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 3: me to leave sauces for other customers. And then I've

527
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 3: taken too much. I was literally shocked, so I respond,

528
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 3: who the heck are you? He yells and says he's

529
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 3: the owner, and then I have too many sauces. I

530
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 3: tell them it's not like I'm stealing. I just bought

531
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 3: a bunch of food. We ask for our money back

532
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 3: from this cheap and undeserving of our business owner. I

533
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 3: will never go back. Who treats customers like this? Who

534
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 3: loses business and customers from fifteen to twenty packets of

535
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 3: freaking hot sauce. Neighbors, beware, don't take too many sauces

536
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 3: or you will be yelled at and berated at Taco Bell.

537
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 3: So no, okay, that's the first post. Okay, then come

538
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 3: the comments, because this is this is here, they come in,

539
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 3: this is next door, So no, one is gonna just say,

540
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 3: uh man, that sucks.

541
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 2: No uh uh. People are coming in hot with dumb takes.

542
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 2: The dumbest These are the people that live next door

543
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 2: to you, the dumbest people.

544
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 3: When you read next door, you're like, oh my, your

545
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 3: neighbor It doesn't matter what neighborhood it is. No, every

546
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 3: neighborhood is filled with the dumbest people in America, every

547
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 3: single neighborhood agreed first comment, no offense, but twenty sauce

548
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 3: packages is taking more than your fair share? And then boom,

549
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 3: right off the bat. Robin and Jeff come in no offense,

550
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 3: but you're wrong. Come on, first starters, We don't have

551
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 3: the relevant facts. How much food and how much purchase

552
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 3: for seconds, what were they gonna do with the sauces

553
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 3: other than eat them, sell them and make their fortune?

554
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 2: Oh boy? And then and then people are coming in.

555
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 3: Hot after Michael, who said that what's the proper fair

556
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 3: share according to the Taco sauce police, please enlighten us

557
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 3: since the sauce bind doesn't come with directions. And then

558
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, Oh boy, and

559
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 3: then it gets put on. And then and then it

560
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 3: gets covered on the local news channel.

561
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 2: Of course it does, Yes, it does.

562
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 3: Lee Highway Taco bell sauce packet drama achieves the deaths

563
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 3: of next door fame. So it actually became like a

564
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 3: whole thing. I mean, that is insane. That's insane time

565
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 3: anybody take too many sauce packets.

566
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 2: When I went to college, I came back freshman year

567
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: in the summer and a buddy of mine had joined

568
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 2: the police academy or you become a cop in Baltimore,

569
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 2: and his it was one of those great combinations where

570
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 2: the older sibling is like straight as an arrow, like

571
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,959
Speaker 2: straight a was an EMT in high school, and then

572
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 2: his brother was like the exact opposite, like a love drugs, love,

573
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: getting in trouble.

574
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 3: President, president and criminal's first born's a president, second is

575
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 3: a criminal, and.

576
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 2: I'm the second and that's I'm the bad boy of podcasting.

577
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 2: So wait, your sister is like a doctor though, right, lawyer?

578
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 2: Yeah she's a lawyer. Yeah, she's a perfectly straight arrow.

579
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 2: She's great. So we go and my buddies the cops, like, hey,

580
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 2: my brother's you know, he's still a knucklehead. Do you

581
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 2: want to go shoot some pool with us would be

582
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 2: great to ketchup. So oh yeah, So we go this

583
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 2: place where we're just playing billiards shooting some pool and

584
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 2: everything's you know, there's a weird tension between those two,

585
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 2: but it's again it's like ones in high school and

586
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,239
Speaker 2: still kind of a mess up.

587
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 3: And then the other one is like now a cop,

588
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 3: like a twenty three year old cop or something exactly.

589
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 2: Okay. So while when we're leaving, the younger brother grabs

590
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: like a handful of ketchup packets off the bar, and

591
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is here. We go like it just was.

592
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 2: It felt like the smallest little defiance or whatever, and

593
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 2: so but I clocked it. My friend didn't. And so

594
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 2: we walk outside and we're going to cross the street

595
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 2: to go to our cars, and I see the younger

596
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 2: brother twisting the top of the ketch a packet really tight,

597
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: like just twisting a little aluminum packet. And I crossed

598
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 2: the street and then my buddy, is a cop, crosses

599
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 2: the street and his little brother waits for a car

600
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 2: to come by, throws the handful of twisted ketchup packets,

601
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 2: so they all pop and explode on a car, and

602
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 2: then the three of us have a standoff where like

603
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 2: his brother's the car stops and the guy gets out,

604
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 2: and then I'm standing there like is this how it

605
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 2: ends for me? And it was like this weird thing

606
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 2: where it was like, what are you going to do?

607
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 2: Arrest me? And so then I'm just like the judge

608
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 2: being like, why did you do that? But also is

609
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 2: that a crime? But also should say and now whenever

610
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 2: I see a ketchup packet all these years later, I'd

611
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 2: never seen anybody do that before. But he basically tightened

612
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 2: them up so tight that they would break instantly, and

613
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 2: then just gave a nice little side arm toss in

614
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 2: front of his off duty cop brother and a guy

615
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 2: that kind of knew him in high school. It was

616
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 2: so awkward, So.

617
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,239
Speaker 3: Wait, how did if that was like the brother, did

618
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 3: the brother even know what was going on? Did the

619
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 3: brother the cop brother just being like I could arrest

620
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 3: him right now, I'm a cop.

621
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. The older brother's like what the fuck are you doing?

622
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 2: And he's like showed up, man, He's like, get the truck,

623
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: and then they're just like arguing while they get into

624
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 2: the truck, and I'm like, and.

625
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 3: Then the guy, just the guy whose car got ketchup

626
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 3: tes just like it was just like confused and drove away.

627
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm like sorry man. And also my buddy's

628
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 2: a cop. It's like humongous of course, and he was

629
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 2: like he was like, I got it, I'll take care

630
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 2: of it. Sorry, he's and so totally, it's totally totally.

631
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 2: It's oh, well, oh man, let's do a live. How

632
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 2: do you know? It's like, yes, oh, I would love

633
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 2: to do a live. Howdy neighbor that this one is

634
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 2: from five minutes ago? Oh okay, oh no, it's this

635
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 2: just came in. This is hot off the next door

636
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 2: presses naked man on Magnolia. My kids and I are

637
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 2: were just driving down Magnolia. My three ye old says, Mommy,

638
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,720
Speaker 2: I see a man walking in the shirt, no pants

639
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 2: and no panties. He's naked, Mama. The best part about this?

640
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 2: Oh did anyone else see this? I was driving, so

641
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 2: I didn't see it. Does anyone know where to dress?

642
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 2: Do we have a streakerl Magnolia? For now? I love it.

643
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 2: I love oh Central Burbank, Kurt, be careful out there

644
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 2: in Central Burbank. This was just in Central Burbank five

645
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 2: minutes ago. Today it's so great. Also, she didn't see it,

646
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?

647
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 3: Like she's taking the word of a of a look

648
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 3: of a baby child, which they lie fifty of the time, regardless.

649
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 2: Of who they are. I like the very angry next

650
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:27,919
Speaker 2: doors that don't give context. There's here's one from your neighborhood, Kurt,

651
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 2: Happy Mother's Day. Some motherfucker stole my car last night.

652
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 2: That's it. That's it. That's it.

653
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 3: Like he just wants he just wants to commiserate. Like

654
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 3: it's just there's a certain level of like just people

655
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 3: want to just.

656
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 2: Communicate, are nuts?

657
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 3: And I do want to say I under understand that

658
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 3: the desire to just like send, like tell this is

659
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 3: what just happened to me, Like yesterday, it happened to

660
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 3: me because I just Scotty helped me. Scotty hat I

661
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:07,720
Speaker 3: wanted to take Lauren and her mom to a Dodgers

662
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 3: game for Mother's Day, and Scotty helped me get the

663
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 3: perfect affordable seats at Dodger Stadium.

664
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 2: That's true.

665
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 3: It was literally we were on that side of the field,

666
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 3: we were the only seats in the shade. It was

667
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 3: like he knew it, he knew it. Implicitly exactly where

668
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 3: it would be. We were the only ones and everyone else.

669
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 3: I was just like, how are these people doing it?

670
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 3: They must be dying.

671
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 2: It was so hot, cooking in that heat. Yeah, and

672
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 2: other stadium is the best. It is so beautiful, the

673
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 2: palm trees, the food, everything about it. But if you're

674
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 2: not a San Francisco Giants fan, it's the most peaceful

675
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 2: fans I've ever They hate the Giants and occasionally they

676
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 2: beat the shit out of them, which is not cool.

677
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:57,720
Speaker 2: We are against that. But Dodger Stadium is the most

678
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 2: beautiful place just to sit out. It's the best open

679
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 2: air bar in Los Angeles. It's incredible. I've been seated everywhere,

680
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 2: and so I knew when you were taking the kids

681
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 2: that if you're not in the full shade and you

682
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 2: don't want to drop one hundred dollars a ticket, those

683
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 2: seats in the left field, like Section H or J,

684
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 2: all the way in the back row, you're near bathrooms,

685
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: you're near the food, the playgrounds. You two, is it

686
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 2: good time? Two flights up from an indoor bar that's

687
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 2: air conditioned, where you can and there's no lines if

688
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 2: you want to get a quick drink, and bring it

689
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 2: right back up. It was awesome.

690
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 3: It was a really really fun game, and it was

691
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 3: like so much shorter than I had anticipated. Olive us

692
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 3: really into baseball, like it's fun, She's u and I

693
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 3: guess I have to I might have to like learn

694
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 3: about baseball, Scottie.

695
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 2: There are a lot of rules, but the basics are

696
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 2: very fun.

697
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 3: And I think I know all the basics. I just

698
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 3: don't know a damn thing about any of the players.

699
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 3: Like literally we pulled up and she was like, Mookie

700
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 3: bed bet, Mookie bets. She was like so excited about me.

701
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 3: You knew who Mooky was just because of her buddies

702
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 3: at school. I guess he's the best and uh and

703
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 3: so yeah, so she was psyched. And then he hit

704
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 3: a home run like right away.

705
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 2: With your section too, into right to that section. When

706
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 2: after the Great Choar, they opened Dodger Stadium at like

707
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 2: half capacity or third capacity. So I went to a

708
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 2: game with Chailey and Magan Gaily and Michael Vano's my

709
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 2: good buddies Chailey and Gaily and Bonos the classic podcaster.

710
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 2: So those four and I kept joking. I was like,

711
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 2: the four of us again, we do this all the

712
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,439
Speaker 2: time four people have never been together at the same time.

713
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 2: So we sat in bleacher seats and it was so cool.

714
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 2: They had zip ties over every other section so that

715
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 2: you had entire rows to yourself just for sake. It

716
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 2: was the best. It was the best, and like everything

717
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 2: was open and we were all, you know, buddies in

718
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 2: its open air anyway, so it felt safe at a

719
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 2: time where things were just starting to reopen. And because

720
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 2: of it, the stadium was very empty and we were

721
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 2: in the outfield right behind Mookie Bets, and so I

722
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 2: started going, we really like you, mister Bets, and then

723
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 2: we really enjoy your play. Mister Bets. Well you were

724
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 2: that close. Yeah, and there's nobody in the stadium, so

725
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 2: like all the people around us, who were like, you know,

726
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 2: ten feet away, are giggling. Chailey's laughing so hard she

727
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 2: still brings it up all the time. But every time

728
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: you would make a catch, you would like job, you know,

729
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 2: you catch and run towards the wall, and I just

730
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 2: calmly say, we really like you, mister Bets. And eventually

731
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 2: Mookie's just looking over his shoulder and like who was

732
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 2: saying this? And then I wouldn't waiver do anything. I

733
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 2: would just pretend like it wasn't me. We really enjoy you,

734
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 2: mister Bets. I think it's still the number one bit

735
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 2: between old CHAILI Rose and I is a great bet.

736
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 2: It's a fun bit because he could hear us so

737
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 2: clearly and to say something kind and menacing the best.

738
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 3: It is fascinating that when you're down on that field

739
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 3: how much you can hear of the crowd because just

740
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 3: the way that it's structured, like sound travels all into

741
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,439
Speaker 3: that center area. Yes, so that is really interesting because

742
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 3: you have all that kind of like backing metal behind you,

743
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 3: kind of like projecting it towards them, yes, which is

744
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 3: like at least and they probably always get abuse, you know,

745
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 3: at away games and stuff, so it must be nice

746
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:29,800
Speaker 3: to just get a little.

747
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 2: Well, it's the number one. We have the highest attendance

748
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 2: of any team in baseball for the last eight years,

749
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 2: so wow. People. Dodgers fans are also really good. We

750
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 2: make the playoffs and the home series pretty much every year.

751
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 2: But the fans on the crowded night, especially after the

752
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:46,800
Speaker 2: All Star Game, which is the middle of the season

753
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 2: when it's really packed, there are like archetypes. First of all,

754
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 2: nobody likes beach balls in the world more than Dodgers fans.

755
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 2: On any given game, there are just five or six

756
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 2: beach balls just being hit around and cheered for. And

757
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 2: then when they fall from the upper deck to the mezzanines,

758
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 2: people boo. When they fall from mezzanines down in the

759
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 2: box heats, people boo and on like a really rock

760
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 2: a night. You look around, there's like ten beach balls

761
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 2: just being batted around by fans who snuck them in.

762
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 3: Hilarious hilarities because also they need to be like snucked

763
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 3: in in your pants, yes, because they check everything. They

764
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 3: check under your hat when you walk in and everything.

765
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 3: You have to have a bag that's clear and see through.

766
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 2: It's very safe. Don't you feel safe when you're in there,

767
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 2: Like it feels like you're in the airporters of it.

768
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 2: You're like, well, I'm clear. Yeah. And then they love

769
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 2: doing the wave at Dodgers games. They will do the wave.

770
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 2: Did they do the wave when you guys were there? No,

771
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,919
Speaker 2: And the kids would have loved that so much.

772
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:39,879
Speaker 1: Yeah.

773
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 2: They do the wave both directions, meaning so it goes

774
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 2: clockwise and counterclockways. They do it when we're pitching. They

775
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,959
Speaker 2: do it when we're hitting. They do it all the time,

776
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,439
Speaker 2: where you're like, guys, you're supposed to do the wave.

777
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 2: Is like the team's doing really good, let's keep the

778
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 2: momentum going. Not Dodgers fans. It's like, we're losing six

779
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 2: to one in the fifth inning, let's do the wave

780
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,919
Speaker 2: in the wrong direction. It's while or while we're hitting,

781
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 2: so it's distracting. It's so fun and wonderful. And there's

782
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 2: always a drunk older guy that yells the funniest thing

783
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 2: at the outfielders. And sometimes a Dodgers fan yells at

784
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 2: a Dodgers outfielder and the whole section cracks up, and

785
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,760
Speaker 2: you just see this man's face, just like for seven innings,

786
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 2: he's been drinking Mitchellatta's and he doesn't know where he

787
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 2: is and he can only remember one player's name, and

788
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,479
Speaker 2: he yells something so silly at them, and the whole

789
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 2: section cracks up, and then he sits down, like my

790
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 2: work here is done. It is interesting how it's a

791
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 2: little community.

792
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 3: There was like so many because there's also Mother's Day

793
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 3: when we went, and so it was like everybody at

794
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 3: you know, all the moms were out and u and

795
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 3: everyone was like giving us little tips and stuff like oh, hey,

796
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 3: you go get an adul whip, and I was like, oh,

797
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 3: I'll get him a doll whip.

798
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: You know, like all that sort of stuff was there

799
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 2: so nice. The Dodgers fans are heavily, heavily Latino and

800
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 2: Hispanic families. They are the nicest, best fans I love.

801
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 2: I mean, I just love Dodgers games. The one thing

802
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 2: I'll really miss about where I live now compared to

803
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 2: my old places. I could walk to that from there,

804
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 2: but I still go, I don't know, fifteen times a year.

805
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 2: I just love the atmosphere and I love sitting outside

806
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 2: with my friends, even like yourself, like you don't care

807
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 2: about baseball year, you don't know every player on the team,

808
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 2: But sitting outside and drinking a beer and then being

809
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,879
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna go pe and get a hot dog,

810
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, this is fun.

811
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 3: Okay, So do you know of this game? This is

812
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 3: a question I have for you because I once went.

813
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 3: When I was in my twenties, I went to a

814
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 3: game at Wrigley Field with Matt Donnelly, who is in

815
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 3: We were in an improv group called Neutrino back in

816
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 3: the day, and Matt knew that I knew not and

817
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 3: at that point in my twenties, I not only didn't

818
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 3: know anything about sports, but also had a chip on

819
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 3: my shoulder that was I was anti sports.

820
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 2: But I had been talked into going to this game.

821
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 3: MMMM, and Wrigley Field is like very it's very like

822
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 3: historic and old and beautiful.

823
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 2: And so I was like impressed by that.

824
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,439
Speaker 3: But he he had this game that we would play

825
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 3: that like kept me engaged the whole time. So I

826
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 3: didn't know what was going on good. And it was

827
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 3: like you would put a like coins. Everyone will put

828
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 3: money into a cup like from a beer and then

829
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 3: while like a pitchers up, someone's sheer shaking it. Do

830
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,760
Speaker 3: you know what I'm talking about. It's like a betting

831
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 3: game that like happens on each pitch or something like that.

832
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,959
Speaker 2: Okay, so I know one version, which is for people

833
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 2: that don't like sports. You whoever finishes their cup of

834
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 2: beer first, that becomes the cup and that person puts

835
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 2: a dollar in and when when the home team's up,

836
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 2: So if the Dodgers are up, I put the I

837
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 2: put it in. If the Dodgers player gets a hit,

838
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 2: I keep the dollar. If they do anything, but a hit, huh,

839
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 2: if they walk, if they strike out, whatever, you pass

840
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 2: the cup and the next person puts a dollar, and

841
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 2: I passing the cup and loading it with dollars until

842
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 2: you get it. I think that was it. Yeah, yeah,

843
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 2: and it is so fun because then you're just cheering

844
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 2: for hits. A funt is a hit, like, yeah, if

845
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 2: you get hit by a pitch, not a hit, you

846
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,320
Speaker 2: pass it down and sometimes but oh so a foul

847
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 2: is a hit. Two no no fouls. So basically you

848
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: have to have a single double trip or a home run, okay,

849
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 2: and then if you if there's a Grand Slam, you

850
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 2: keep the money, but you have to buy everybody around

851
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 2: a beers okay. So it's a very fun wave to

852
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 2: get people to actually pay it that when the team

853
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 2: is hitting. Yeah, it's great. I remember just like being

854
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 2: engaged whole time.

855
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 3: But also I was pretty engaged this whole time too,

856
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 3: even with the kids, like I'll have did really great,

857
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 3: and Gus was you know, he's three.

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Speaker 2: So he was three eight snacks and goofed off and

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Speaker 2: then was mad about things. But they ran the bases,

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Speaker 2: didn't they Then we got.

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Speaker 3: To run the bases, which was like, so we had

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Speaker 3: to you have to exit the exit the stadium and

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Speaker 3: then get in line. But we went like before the

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Speaker 3: end of the of the ninth and got in line,

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Speaker 3: which was great because then the line stretched on for

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Speaker 3: like it was all families, so every single like fifty

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Speaker 3: thousand people then got in line, you know, and then

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Speaker 3: we like walked onto the field and then they got

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Speaker 3: to run, and I have a video of We have

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Speaker 3: videos of both of them running and little Gusts just

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00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 3: pumping his arms, just pumping his arms trying to run

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Speaker 3: as fast as possible, like he's exhausted, but like the

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Speaker 3: energy of everyone running. And then I'm like I'm running

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Speaker 3: with like I'm running backwards so I can shoot olive

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Speaker 3: with my camera. And then there's just like the like

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Speaker 3: people at third base just being like turn around, turn around, sir, fir,

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Speaker 3: face forward, like scream me keep on the dirt.

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Speaker 2: I was like running out the grass, kal on the

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Speaker 2: dirt that far. It was insane.

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Speaker 3: It was like it was like such a beautiful, wonderful

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Speaker 3: magic experience. Then you pass third and it's just screaming

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Speaker 3: you stay on the dirt. Sure, but it was pretty magical.

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Speaker 2: It was awesome. Yeah, and it feels like Disneyland for adults.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Like that? I love

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00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,839
Speaker 2: what it feels like. If Yeah, and Bananamals, if I'm

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Speaker 2: ever there, I usually wear a Banana's hat when I'm there.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a huge like logo wearing guys. Sometimes I

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Speaker 2: wear Dodgers hat, but overall I'd rather just wear a

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Speaker 2: Banana Boy number two hat. Say hey, I'll buy you

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Speaker 2: a beer. I think it. I'll buy you a blue

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Speaker 2: Dodgers margarite. If you see me there, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: go at least like I said ten more times this

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Speaker 2: year fifteen. Next time you go, let me know. I

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Speaker 2: want to go now. But in the fall, we'll go.

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Speaker 2: We'll take Olive, you and me and Lauren will take

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Speaker 2: Olive because it's like cooler and you like, you know,

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Speaker 2: you wear your jackets and it just feels like, I

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Speaker 2: don't know, it's a different vibe. It feels like fall,

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Speaker 2: which you don't usually get in Los Angeles. I love that. Well,

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Speaker 2: we really like you, Bananamals. Thanks for listening to Ourny

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Speaker 2: bonus oons. Send your questions if you need advice, mediocre

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Speaker 3: real human intern Lisa Maggan, thank you to everyone and

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Speaker 3: Exactly Right, including Karen and Georgia.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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