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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi, my name is Pete Eakins. I'm the assistant to

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Speaker 1: the president of the homeowners association here at and am

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Speaker 1: I speaking with Victor?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? This is him. What can I do for you?

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Speaker 1: Well, I was driving through the neighborhood the other day

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Speaker 1: doing my rounds, and I noticed quite the infraction on you.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have to be issuing a fine, just

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Speaker 1: so you know. At the end of this phone call,

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Speaker 1: I will let you know how much that's for. But

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Speaker 1: I saw you doing something in the neighborhood the other

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Speaker 1: day completely inappropriate, and I think you should be ashamed

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Speaker 1: of yourself. Either way. We do not allow that here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what was I doing?

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Speaker 1: Well, you were out there too little round on your skateboard,

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Speaker 1: weren't you.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I skateboard work out.

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Speaker 1: You know, when you're out there on your skateboard just

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Speaker 1: skating around the neighborhood like an eight year old? How

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Speaker 1: old are you? I'm so sorry about that. I guess

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Speaker 1: I didn't know you are. I mean, you do live

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Speaker 1: in our neighborhood, so I'm almost skateboard I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: not just facing any property.

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Speaker 2: I'm just doing kickflips.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, oh well great, okay, so we have

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Speaker 1: a helmet rule around here. And I did not see

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Speaker 1: anything on your head when you're at there skateboarding around.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm almost forty. I don't look for the beginner,

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Speaker 2: so I can doing this. Yeah, I do for fun. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately here at our community requires that

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Speaker 1: if you are on a skateboard or a bicycle, you

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Speaker 1: have an adornment on your head. And you did not

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Speaker 1: have on your head. You were not wearing a safety helmet.

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Speaker 1: I also noticed you were not wearing elbow pads or

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Speaker 1: knee pads.

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Speaker 2: And we have a skate park. It's just it's just

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Speaker 2: a place where I bought a house and I and

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Speaker 2: I crez from.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if you're cruising down to you know,

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Speaker 1: there's a couple, I know, there's a couple of ten

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Speaker 1: year olds that live down the street from you. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you're cruising down to their house. So

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Speaker 1: you could go on down to the convenience store and

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Speaker 1: get some high seas or whatever you guys drink. But

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna skateboard around here, you need to have

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Speaker 1: a helmet on and all of the necessary safety equipment.

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Speaker 2: So all right, man, did like knock it off? And

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Speaker 2: it's not hanging out with like ten year old kids.

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Speaker 2: I'm just skateboarding.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's the problem. Maybe that's it. Maybe you're not

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Speaker 1: understanding quite what I'm getting at because I'm not speaking

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Speaker 1: your language. So let me try that again. Hey, dude,

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Speaker 1: I know it's totally not radical to wear a helmet,

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Speaker 1: but if you're skateboarding in our community, you need to

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Speaker 1: have one of those totally lame helmets on. Deed, has

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Speaker 1: that been a little bit better for you?

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Speaker 2: What's your problem? Why are you talking to me disrespectful?

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Speaker 2: I'm not talking to you any well, I'm just your

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Speaker 2: disrespect I mean that's like insulting.

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Speaker 1: Well, insulting. Imagine how insulted I was as the assistant

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Speaker 1: to the Homoossessation president when I was doing my rounds

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Speaker 1: and I see you just skateboarding around without any safety

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Speaker 1: equipment on. So I'm gonna be issuing a four hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars. Fine, you should get that in your

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Speaker 1: mailbox in the next few days, and I will. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how you're gonna do.

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Speaker 2: You need to get something. You need to get something

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Speaker 2: better to do with your lives, man, and rather than

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Speaker 2: focus on my my little exercise or whatever. I don't

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Speaker 2: even know why you're haracting.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I don't know where you're gonna get the money.

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Speaker 1: If you have to go, maybe get a paper out

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Speaker 1: or whatever you guys do.

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Speaker 2: But you are going to have to pay. You're fine, dude,

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Speaker 2: I'm not paying. Man. You can you can take that

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Speaker 2: fine and shove weirdestive voice that you have that's projecting

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Speaker 2: all this negative onto me. And you know what. So what, dude,

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Speaker 2: I'm an old guy. I skateboard for fun, but you

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Speaker 2: know what, I paid off my mouse and you're the

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Speaker 2: assistant to the president of the homeowner association. Handah, I'm

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Speaker 2: wasting my time. This is crazy. You're not even the

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Speaker 2: president of the homeowner association. I'm not dope, not at all.

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Speaker 1: I don't even went the homeowner association. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on

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Speaker 1: you and your wife, Tish set you up.

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Speaker 2: You're telling me that Tiff set me up. She's always

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Speaker 2: talking trash about me skateboarding in my age that's Will.

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Speaker 2: That's I knew something was up. I knew it was

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Speaker 2: I never get bothered like this ever.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties