Speaker 1: We have important things to talk about. Old clips of
Speaker 1: Joe Biden surfacing that I actually think are going to
Speaker 1: help them help him. Um, it's not the Crocker Crocker one,
Speaker 1: isn't that one? And uh and uh and some tucker
Speaker 1: we want to play for you. But I just wanted
Speaker 1: to lay this out here. This is a this is more,
Speaker 1: This is a this is a me trying to create
Speaker 1: public shaming that helps me be a better person. I
Speaker 1: see yesterday, I ate. This is all I ate yesterday.
Speaker 1: This is a sum total of what I ate yesterday.
Speaker 1: Is this kind of your high I'm Jack and I'm
Speaker 1: a hog. Yeah, it really is from one hog to another.
Speaker 1: Only things I ate yesterday because I do the intermittent fastings.
Speaker 1: I only eat between like noon and six. Usually I
Speaker 1: retract the word hog. It was hurtful, it was unjustified,
Speaker 1: it was judgmental. But what I eat during those periods
Speaker 1: when I eat, it's just so. I ate almost an
Speaker 1: entire Papa John's pizza, four donuts, and a bowl of
Speaker 1: frosted flakes. That was my only eating yesterday. Shane Body,
Speaker 1: at this point, you couldn't have a half a banana
Speaker 1: at some point or a grape. The protein pizza. Huh's
Speaker 1: good lean protein in cereal. There's some there's some protein there,
Speaker 1: a little bit. I shouldn't do that when I'm twenty five,
Speaker 1: I certainly shouldn't do it now. I'm just how are
Speaker 1: you feeling? I feel great? Oh? Yeah, I do. I
Speaker 1: felt great at the end of the day. I feel
Speaker 1: great now, and I'd like to do it again today.
Speaker 1: See that's the problem. That's kind of the elevator pitch
Speaker 1: of the restricted window, like you eat much more. It
Speaker 1: is a little disturbing stuff. It is a little disturbing
Speaker 1: that I'm I'm proving with experiment after experiment that if
Speaker 1: I limit my window of eating till about six hours,
Speaker 1: I can eat whatever I want and not gain weight.
Speaker 1: Did you eat that pizza in one sitting? Almost? Yeah? Um?
Speaker 1: Just pepperonies. I've had large pizza large. Um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: if you at least for me the intermittent, I meet
Speaker 1: practically whatever I want. So it's tough to get till noon.
Speaker 1: But once I get to noon, it's just what all
Speaker 1: you got? What you got me. I'm gonna watch this
Speaker 1: pizza with chocolate milk now from donuts? Yes, anyway, So
Speaker 1: hopefully by publicly shaming myself, I have helped myself. What's
Speaker 1: what are you supposed to start with? With the intermittent fasting.
Speaker 1: I did it for a while. I remember it was
Speaker 1: super hard for me to like, not eat till eight
Speaker 1: when I first started. Now I go till noon. I
Speaker 1: take a handful of pills in the morning and my
Speaker 1: stuff and then drink coffee, and my stomach was just
Speaker 1: on fire. That was no good I've thought about. I mean,
Speaker 1: because if if I could go, say, if I ate
Speaker 1: like a big old breakfast, well then I'd be sluggish
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the show. But if I had
Speaker 1: taken some pretty good calories before the show and then
Speaker 1: not eat again until six o'clock at night, I could
Speaker 1: do like the opposite of what most people do, right,
Speaker 1: and then have some cocktails, set your alarm for one am,
Speaker 1: and have a ham while you're eating. Like no late
Speaker 1: night handling. No, I would just late night. I'd have
Speaker 1: a nice dinner, I'd have some some wine or whatever
Speaker 1: I was in the mood for, and then get up
Speaker 1: in the morning they hit hit some nice protein before
Speaker 1: the show and then just not eat till again until six.
Speaker 1: I even did while we were on our long road trip,
Speaker 1: and uh I came back lighter than when I left,
Speaker 1: and I just crap, that is the first time in
Speaker 1: history that's happened. Anybody's lost weight on vacation. Unless you know,
Speaker 1: you get Ghanaiha or or Montezuma's revenge in Mexico or
Speaker 1: those are completely different things. Well you can get them both.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't vacation. I wouldn't immediately start with the six
Speaker 1: hour window. Start between our ten hour and then you know,
Speaker 1: work your way down to a shorter time window, but
Speaker 1: starting just with the twelve hour thing, just to kind
Speaker 1: of get used to it perfectly. But there are a
Speaker 1: few people outside the homeless my age who have had
Speaker 1: a bad end eating day nutritiously as I did yesterday.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You see some big old boys running
Speaker 1: around you to ask him what I'm gonna start asking
Speaker 1: giant guys, what do you eat today? Yeah? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me. I know there's a weird question,
Speaker 1: but like, what will you eat today? List everything you're
Speaker 1: gonna eat today. I think that's a great idea. Won't
Speaker 1: result in any beating live stream those interactions, please, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely put them on what if I said, here's what
Speaker 1: I ate yesterday to kind of put us on the
Speaker 1: same footing so that they know I'm not judging them
Speaker 1: in any way. To Papa John's pizza, four donuts and
Speaker 1: a bowl of frost, what do you get today? You
Speaker 1: can bet that. I think that's the if you, if
Speaker 1: you are intent on doing this, I would take that approach.
Speaker 1: All I know is this golf course that I play at.
Speaker 1: They introduced the short rib grilled cheese sandwich. I'll take two.
Speaker 1: It's a grilled cheese sandwich, you know, with beef short
Speaker 1: rib chopped up in. It's like that with some sort
Speaker 1: of ali on there the ah and I ate it
Speaker 1: on Sunday as Judy and I were celebrating our anniverse.
Speaker 1: Did you tell it? You loved it? Then I went
Speaker 1: right and right in front of her, which was a
Speaker 1: little word. And then I went back Monday and ate
Speaker 1: it again. And then Tuesday I ate the half of sandwich.
Speaker 1: My wife didn't eat on Sunday. You had a half
Speaker 1: a sandwich from Sunday already on ice. Shall we say
Speaker 1: you forego that one, travel to the destination again and
Speaker 1: get an entire whole new one that is only two
Speaker 1: double back and eat the half sandwich the following day.
Speaker 1: Do you understand perfectly what happened? You know, it's only Wednesday.
Speaker 1: It's you should get Thursday and Friday and the whole
Speaker 1: week exactly. You know I would do that willingly. I
Speaker 1: will be there actually Friday so I may have it again.
Speaker 1: Um uh yeah, see, Sean. The problem was I was
Speaker 1: very hungry on Monday and there was only half a
Speaker 1: sandwich in the fridge, which would be like barely half enough.
Speaker 1: So it's big news last week when some sponsors did
Speaker 1: they pulled from Tucker Carlson show or claim they were
Speaker 1: going to or threatened to or yeah, it was another
Speaker 1: one of those brokered situations. Ad brokers distribute your ads
Speaker 1: across a bunch of different cable TV shows so you
Speaker 1: can get males fifty four years old and women blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. They were not per se sponsors of Tucker,
Speaker 1: like the Disney thing was just a mass by from
Speaker 1: what I understand. But but they did say don't put
Speaker 1: our ads on his show anymore. I watch at least
Speaker 1: part of his show every night, but I didn't see
Speaker 1: this stuff he talked about with the ratings he had
Speaker 1: got good ratings. Now, oh yeah, and I'm glad you
Speaker 1: brought that up. So he said, listen, I'm saying this
Speaker 1: not because I'm bragging about the ratings. And and then
Speaker 1: I was very gratified by this. He said something we've
Speaker 1: said many times to y'all that we want you to understand.
Speaker 1: Cut Forty millions and millions of Americans agree with you.
Speaker 1: You are not crazy, Your views are not evil. What
Speaker 1: is happening to this country right now is completely and
Speaker 1: totally wrong, and that will be obvious to everyone someday
Speaker 1: when our French revolution has ended. How good are his ratings?
Speaker 1: Most watched host in cable news for last week? Is
Speaker 1: what I? Um. I know there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: that that I like Tucker's show, and uh, I don't
Speaker 1: like all of Tucker's show, but I like a lot
Speaker 1: of Tucker's show. Um, And I don't agree with all
Speaker 1: his viewpoints, but I do agree with a lot of
Speaker 1: his viewpoints. So there you go. Well, unlike a lot
Speaker 1: of the social justice warrior types, I don't require a
Speaker 1: dent agreement with my friends or my commentators. Are the
Speaker 1: people whose columns are that's weird, because like, I'll watch
Speaker 1: his show or any other radio show listening or whatever,
Speaker 1: and think, but he's right on there, and then he'll
Speaker 1: do another segment. I think you're completely wrong there, um
Speaker 1: or you're over the top. Some of you don't agree
Speaker 1: with that though you won't allow that it's odd, but anyway, UM,
Speaker 1: I had a point. Oh, just as a broadcasters somebody
Speaker 1: who's been in this business and what Joe and I
Speaker 1: have done everything like that. I really admire the fact
Speaker 1: that he took over the number one show and Cable
Speaker 1: and all his bosses. I guarantee you wanted him to
Speaker 1: just try to keep that going, replicate that show, do
Speaker 1: what o'reiley was doing. And I'm sure in his mind
Speaker 1: he was kind of thinking, maybe I should just do
Speaker 1: what O'Riley was doing. I'm taking over a slot, it's
Speaker 1: already got a built in audience for the number one show.
Speaker 1: How do I just not lose those people? Talking points?
Speaker 1: Believes you should make you should ape me. And if
Speaker 1: I ever see Tucker, I want to congratulate him and
Speaker 1: just say you're You're my hero for the fact that
Speaker 1: you just decided I'm going to do exactly what I want.
Speaker 1: He did something completely different O'Riley in many cases the
Speaker 1: polar opposite. You know, it's gonna piss off o'riley's viewers.
Speaker 1: And he did it anyway just to see if it
Speaker 1: would work, and it has worked very well for him.
Speaker 1: It's very hard to succeed creatively doing someone else's things,
Speaker 1: it is, but everybody wants you to do it, and
Speaker 1: people try to do it all the time. And um,
Speaker 1: but I would rather fail on my terms than fail
Speaker 1: on somebody else's terms, And wonder what would have happened
Speaker 1: if I had tried it my way. That would be
Speaker 1: a miserable regret to carry with you the rest of
Speaker 1: your life. Try not to do that, my friends. Yeah. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I want to jam this in because I think this
Speaker 1: is interesting. Here's there are several clips that came out
Speaker 1: yesterday like this. This is Joe Biden in two thousand seven.
Speaker 1: Fewer police on the street preventing crime and protecting community
Speaker 1: means more crime. And it's as simple as that. It's
Speaker 1: not rocket science. A bunch of clips came out yesterday
Speaker 1: of Joe Biden various times saying things like that. He said,
Speaker 1: if you have a police on corner one, two and three,
Speaker 1: you know where the crime is going to be on corner. Force.
Speaker 1: We need to get a policeman on that corner. I
Speaker 1: mean just and and I think in and this was
Speaker 1: being played I think by people that think it was
Speaker 1: gonna damage Joe Biden. And it might among the super woke,
Speaker 1: defund the police left. It might hurt him on Twitter,
Speaker 1: which amounts to fifteen percent of the population. But since
Speaker 1: to get elected president, he's gonna get all the Hillary's votes,
Speaker 1: He's gonna get even more than that because Hillary's was
Speaker 1: more dislikable. That chunk of America that voted for Trump
Speaker 1: or could vote for Trump. They hear this stuff where
Speaker 1: Joe Biden is actually one of us. He's a law
Speaker 1: and order guy. He's not a crazy, woke weirdo. He's
Speaker 1: not the he's not a defund the police. He's not
Speaker 1: the squad. He that stuff is gonna help him. Right.
Speaker 1: If I were him, I'd want that stuff out there,
Speaker 1: certainly in certain parts of the country. It's funny how
Speaker 1: this is circled back to Tucker's assertion that you're not crazy,
Speaker 1: him saying, yeah, we want to cop on that fourth corner.
Speaker 1: Most of Black America most is gonna hear that and
Speaker 1: say good, good, because you saw those poll numbers on
Speaker 1: defunding the police and everything like that, Huge numbers of
Speaker 1: Black Americans are like, no, no, no no, no, we need
Speaker 1: better policing. We don't want anybody's neck Nelton. But my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: we need the police who are on here more than
Speaker 1: we got. So yeah, if that's an effort to discredit
Speaker 1: him by the woke woke left for anybody, it's not
Speaker 1: gonna worr for anybody. He loses on the campus left.
Speaker 1: I like that term. And they might not vote anyway
Speaker 1: because they often don't vote for everyone. He loses on
Speaker 1: the campus left, he picks up one and a half
Speaker 1: or two. He may swimmer in the middle. He may
Speaker 1: win Blue States by less, but this is a gap
Speaker 1: closer in this very good point. Yeah, and uh, he
Speaker 1: was legitimately a hardass on crime back in the day.
Speaker 1: That helps him, It doesn't hurt him. Oh yeah, guaranteed
Speaker 1: guaranteed our text line four one five two nine five
Speaker 1: k f tc Y The Armstrong and Getty Show. According
Speaker 1: to a new study from the c d C, most
Speaker 1: people are not using hand sanitizer correctly. They say you're
Speaker 1: supposed to rub your hands with sanitizer for thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: which is even longer than when you watch your hands
Speaker 1: it's twenty seconds. The study was published in the Journal
Speaker 1: of Information. It would have been nice to have three
Speaker 1: months ago. How do you catch COVID nineteen from the
Speaker 1: Wall Street Journal. There's a growing consensus fleeting encounters are
Speaker 1: less of a worry than close up person to person interactions.
Speaker 1: That is important for the reopening and for businesses to
Speaker 1: stay open if there is a second wave to recognize
Speaker 1: how you spread this thing. Now that we know, no
Speaker 1: reason to close the businesses back down. You just gotta
Speaker 1: keep people far away from each other inclosed places. Right. Clearly,
Speaker 1: we're learning more and more. Is that possible to do
Speaker 1: at schools? I don't know the you know some of
Speaker 1: the more picky and ridiculous aspects of this. You can't,
Speaker 1: you know, rake a sand trap on a golf course
Speaker 1: and all. It's just nobody's going to get the coronavirus
Speaker 1: that way. We need to get more buttoned up. How
Speaker 1: about for the NBA, for the league to come back,
Speaker 1: one of the requirements is if if that they play cards,
Speaker 1: they have to start with a new deck right after
Speaker 1: every game of cards that throw away the disease the
Speaker 1: deck at the end. That's the dumbest one I've heard yet. Right,
Speaker 1: Plus no doubles ping pong in their off time, even
Speaker 1: though the very nature of their sport is grinding and
Speaker 1: sweating and banging into each other wearing shorts and a
Speaker 1: tank top. That right, Dad, Right, Some good news from
Speaker 1: Scott Gottlieb. He used to run the CDC. Is that right?
Speaker 1: He's on the cable news. He's as he knows something here,
Speaker 1: here's what he knows. This is a very positive finding. Uh.
Speaker 1: And it's a robust finding. It's a well done study,
Speaker 1: so I think it needs to be validated. But it's
Speaker 1: certainly suggested this beneficial in this setting. I think this
Speaker 1: is an important finding. He's talking about the steroid treatment
Speaker 1: that has been making the rounds in the recent days
Speaker 1: of it looks like a very promising treatment for something
Speaker 1: or for somebody who already has the disease, which we
Speaker 1: hadn't really had up until now. I hope to god
Speaker 1: he was the f D A note, not that it
Speaker 1: makes any difference, um, but so I hope that happens.
Speaker 1: UM seven eleven has canceled. It's Free Slurpy Day this
Speaker 1: year over social distancing concerns. I've forgotten once a year
Speaker 1: they have flee free Slurpees. Now that my son has
Speaker 1: been introduced to the original Slurpie at seven eleven, not
Speaker 1: the pale imitators that so many other places come up with,
Speaker 1: He's really a fan of the seventies slurpy, although sugar
Speaker 1: water slush Puppy please. I was seventy other day. A
Speaker 1: lot of seventies are are are beyond sketchy, and I
Speaker 1: was one of the other day, and I swore off
Speaker 1: seventies for the rest of my life. Maybe you got
Speaker 1: one in a good neighborhood, but man, the one I
Speaker 1: was at h just yeah, just scary all the way around.
Speaker 1: Um And apparently we all got uh trolled on this
Speaker 1: whole Paw Patrol thing. That's the kid's cartoon that features
Speaker 1: uh one of the dogs in a copy uniform. We
Speaker 1: got paw put trolled. Wow? What that was very good?
Speaker 1: You mean what child? So you have a little of
Speaker 1: a montage of people concerned about this thing that happened.
Speaker 1: I certainly do. When you start seeing cancelations of such
Speaker 1: things like Paul Patrol, they believe there should not be
Speaker 1: police peace or even Paul Patrol. Paw Patrol has also
Speaker 1: been canceled Patrol. If that goes, I'm moving into the
Speaker 1: New Zealand. Chase, I guess is the lead character German
Speaker 1: shepherd police dog. My daughter loves Chase, fire and prosecute Chase.
Speaker 1: I have a dog named Chase. Defund a Paw Patrol,
Speaker 1: Patrol Patrol, Paw Patrol. We should point out that there
Speaker 1: actually doesn't appear to be any genuine effort to cancel
Speaker 1: Paw Patrol. So um. But the reason, the reason it's
Speaker 1: not crazy that people bought it is that was the
Speaker 1: same day that Live b D and Cops were announced
Speaker 1: they're going off the air, and they and they yanked
Speaker 1: Gone with the Wind, the most famous movie of all time,
Speaker 1: the most successful movie of all time, got yanked off HBO.
Speaker 1: So is that crazy that Paw Patrol would have been well?
Speaker 1: And I saw known activists saying why Paw Patrol was problematic,
Speaker 1: that any portrayal of the police in a positive way
Speaker 1: leads to blah blah blah blah blah blah institutional racism.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't a completely fake story. But the guys saying,
Speaker 1: now Paw Patrol was canceled. Well it wasn't. I don't
Speaker 1: think man, as soon as your kids age out of something, though,
Speaker 1: they have no interest in it. And so we've got
Speaker 1: so many paw patrols, blankets, pillows, lampshades, stuffies and the clothes.
Speaker 1: What's the stuffy stuffed animal? Stuffed animals. They call them
Speaker 1: stuffies for some reason. I grew up with stuffed animals.
Speaker 1: But um, it's very conversed. But as soon as they
Speaker 1: age out of it, they have no interest in whatsoever.
Speaker 1: You got all this stuff? I guess you had donated
Speaker 1: to good Will and let other small children what you do.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea. Kids without much cash on hand
Speaker 1: might get a little paw patrol gear make them happy
Speaker 1: for a little while. That's nice. I remember when you
Speaker 1: used to go to thrift stores and buy the clothes
Speaker 1: and toys so the poor children couldn't just because just
Speaker 1: on the street. Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't recall
Speaker 1: those times. Armstrong and Jetty the Armstrong and Jetty Show.
Speaker 1: For two reasons. All fewer Americans have a negative view
Speaker 1: of Vice President Joe Biden then they did of Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 1: Said Clinton, stop asking people leave me out of your polls.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. I love the cadence on the end.
Speaker 1: Leave me out of your poles. Seth Meers, who was
Speaker 1: the head writer at Saturday Night Live for years and
Speaker 1: then gave way to Colin Jost. Colin Jose has a
Speaker 1: new book coming out in a couple of weeks called
Speaker 1: A Very Punchable Face. Anyway, it looks like a really
Speaker 1: interesting book about comedy and show bus and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I'll probably give that a read. Dude, he's still my
Speaker 1: mortal enemy because he's engaged to Scarlett Johansson. But he
Speaker 1: went he went to Harvard. He's dating Scarlett Johansson. It's
Speaker 1: just yeah, it's very punchable face. Yeah, what about cool inequity?
Speaker 1: When do I get some of his coolness? My phone
Speaker 1: just gave out on me. That's unfortunate because everything I
Speaker 1: want to do is on my phone. Some of it
Speaker 1: I can remember, luckily. Um oh my phone. Now, if
Speaker 1: my phone is not dead, it's doing that thing where
Speaker 1: the battery is low and it'll be like at and
Speaker 1: just shut off then go to zero. That's when your
Speaker 1: phone's at the end. Lost, it's will to live. That's
Speaker 1: when their phones at the end. Um, have you been
Speaker 1: following the Howard Stern N word controversy? So I saw
Speaker 1: a black face thing, but surface surface. The other day
Speaker 1: he did some black face and then did the routine
Speaker 1: where he dropped a lot of end bombs in black face. Um,
Speaker 1: this was I think in ninety three or something like
Speaker 1: that doesn't really well, it hasn't mattered for some other
Speaker 1: people when they do it, it's the end of your career.
Speaker 1: He seems to be surviving it fine because this surfaced
Speaker 1: like a week and a half ago and it has
Speaker 1: gone nowhere. Donald Trump Junior retweeted it to try to
Speaker 1: help get it going, but it just hasn't caught on,
Speaker 1: And that's fine with me. I don't think you should
Speaker 1: lose your job for having used the N word, even
Speaker 1: either in a satirical way or in an academic way
Speaker 1: to discuss the word. But so far for most people,
Speaker 1: you haven't been able to do that right for white people,
Speaker 1: He's left, so it's okay. As Stewie on Family Guy
Speaker 1: once said, it was okay though because Robin left, Well
Speaker 1: that that's literally what was going on in this. His
Speaker 1: defense was Robin wrote the bit and she was involved
Speaker 1: in it. Robin Quiver his longtime sidekick black Woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but anyway, and I'm not I'm not howling for he
Speaker 1: should be in more trouble. I just would like this
Speaker 1: to always be the case that if it was a satirical,
Speaker 1: you know, view of people who use that word, or
Speaker 1: you're discussing it academically, then you can say it, you know,
Speaker 1: similar vintage impact and pay scale Rush Limbaugh. If he
Speaker 1: had done that in the early nineties, it would be
Speaker 1: over absolutely. Yeah. Um. Another interesting story is this woman,
Speaker 1: young woman. She and her friends had been locked up
Speaker 1: are locked down rather during the whole COVID thing like
Speaker 1: so many of us. And they they're all young, and
Speaker 1: they decided, when things started to lighten up and the
Speaker 1: bars were open, we're going to the bar. And now
Speaker 1: she and fifteen of her friends all had all have
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen WHOA. The first night we go out, she said,
Speaker 1: the only thing we have in common is that one
Speaker 1: night we went to one bar and now we all
Speaker 1: have it. Wow, that's something that's insane. How easily spread
Speaker 1: this thing is. We were not wearing masks. I think
Speaker 1: we all had a whole lot of out of sight,
Speaker 1: out of mind. It's opened back up are okay attitudes,
Speaker 1: But I wonder how many people had the VID in
Speaker 1: that bar if it was just one super spreader. If
Speaker 1: there are two, three folks are positive, you don't know.
Speaker 1: Over the weekend, Florida reported more than two thousand new
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen cases a day as the state continues to
Speaker 1: reopen its beaches, although there's not a lot of science
Speaker 1: to back up that opening the beaches is causing that.
Speaker 1: So oh no, I think that's highly unlikely based on
Speaker 1: everything we know as of now. But the real question
Speaker 1: should be and it does. I don't think it mentions
Speaker 1: it here in the article. Uh, how sick or any
Speaker 1: of them are? They like the vast majority of people
Speaker 1: who get this and are more or less fine. If
Speaker 1: that's the case, then whatever. Actually, if I get a positive, yeah,
Speaker 1: if I get it and I don't, and if it
Speaker 1: doesn't really make me sick, well now I'm immune to it,
Speaker 1: and I know I am in the math being um.
Speaker 1: If Jenny will call the main gall in the story
Speaker 1: was telling it, Jenny. If Jenny doesn't get divid at
Speaker 1: that bar three weeks from now, she gets it and
Speaker 1: goes to see Granny, well, then Granny gets it, and
Speaker 1: Granny might die. But if she gets it now she
Speaker 1: knows she has it, she gets immunity to it. Then
Speaker 1: she becomes one of the herd that can't give it
Speaker 1: to Granny. So so at the point we get like
Speaker 1: sent of us who have had it um, then the
Speaker 1: bid just goes away because it can't find enough hosts
Speaker 1: to spread. I'm pretty sure we've talked about this, but
Speaker 1: is there a belief that like if I inhale a
Speaker 1: few droplets, I get a light version of it, but
Speaker 1: if I if I inhale more droplets, I get a
Speaker 1: worse version of it. I That was the belief for
Speaker 1: a long time, and I never heard that restated. That
Speaker 1: never made sense to me because I always thought anything
Speaker 1: you catch either have it or you don't. Right, I
Speaker 1: think it has to do with whether there's enough virus
Speaker 1: to overwhelm your immune system or not. Because they're saying
Speaker 1: it's an extended contact in a closed space with somebody
Speaker 1: who's got it, so extended contact to me suggests that, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's still true as to how we speak moistly on
Speaker 1: each other. This young girl and her fifteen friends that
Speaker 1: all got it from one night at one bar she
Speaker 1: is sick. She's writing a diary. She says, my COVID
Speaker 1: life day five since the onset onset of symptoms. Uh,
Speaker 1: Tuesday evening is when I was hit full force with eggs, chills, fever, vertigo,
Speaker 1: on top of fatigue and an awful cough. I also
Speaker 1: have no sense of smell and my sinuses are swollen.
Speaker 1: You know, that's as bad as it gets. That's uh,
Speaker 1: you know, not great. But they can get a hell
Speaker 1: of a lot worse. I know if I were in
Speaker 1: that situation, I'd be scared to freaking death, because man,
Speaker 1: it goes from that to you're dead in a couple
Speaker 1: of days for some people, including young healthy people. Not
Speaker 1: very many young healthy people, but it does sometimes. Okay,
Speaker 1: now I'm freaked out. I know, I'm still trying to
Speaker 1: avoid the dang thing. Austrian man of fine day, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry take to Austrian police have fine demand five hundred
Speaker 1: euros for breaking wind loudly in front of police an
Speaker 1: aggressive sense I moved that the Austrian ought to be
Speaker 1: the capital's police force was at pains to defend. Tuesday
Speaker 1: he was fine for offending public decency. City Police wrote
Speaker 1: on Twitter that of course, no one has reported for
Speaker 1: accidentally letting one go. They added that the man had
Speaker 1: behaved provocatively and uncooperatively during an encounter with the coppers.
Speaker 1: He got up from a park bench, looked at the
Speaker 1: officers and let go a massive intestinal wind, apparently with
Speaker 1: full intent, said the police report. And our colleagues don't
Speaker 1: like to be farted at so much. With full intent.
Speaker 1: He broke wind at them premeditately, premeditatedly. Exactly. We can't
Speaker 1: allow that, or perhaps we can't. Five hundred euros that's
Speaker 1: about five five bucks, jack, I remember when five euros
Speaker 1: was a thousand bucks or more. It's a good time
Speaker 1: to go to Europe, except you might get the bid.
Speaker 1: I don't find flatulence funny, as you know. Um, that's
Speaker 1: really the wheelhouse of the child, the young child even Um.
Speaker 1: But there was one hilarious story, and I don't remember
Speaker 1: all the details now, when I was reading one of
Speaker 1: those books about nine eleven, Which of the horrifying terrorists
Speaker 1: wasn't they got one of the biggest thing was ks M.
Speaker 1: It was ks M. Yeah, you're right, and they and
Speaker 1: he God, they interrogated him from day for days obviously,
Speaker 1: you know, and they water boarded him whatever. It was
Speaker 1: a hundred sometimes and all that sort of stuff. Um,
Speaker 1: and then they finally asked him about it a dirty bomb,
Speaker 1: a nuclear dirty bomb, and then they he acted like
Speaker 1: they had broken him. This is a true story, folks,
Speaker 1: it really is. Go ahead, well and he said, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. He acts like he can't talk very loud.
Speaker 1: He acts like he's broken whatever. And then the f
Speaker 1: I think it was FBI agent, They getting really getting
Speaker 1: really really close, and then he lets one rip real big,
Speaker 1: and he says, now that's toxic. You gotta let him go.
Speaker 1: At that point, I know, I know you planned to
Speaker 1: nine eleven, but that was a good one. You know,
Speaker 1: we're gonna move you to this bigger cell with nice
Speaker 1: living room and cheer admiration. That was in a serious book,
Speaker 1: like a dead serious book about interrogation. And now that
Speaker 1: stocks my mouth was open. You got me really good,
Speaker 1: You got me really good. Sorry, well done. Wow, that's
Speaker 1: so bad. I wonder if that story should not exist,
Speaker 1: That story should not exist. That's wrong. I wonder if
Speaker 1: that led to the next water boardings that were all
Speaker 1: because of that. We know you don't know anything. We're
Speaker 1: just doing it anyway. Oh my god, I just said
Speaker 1: the word, yeah, busted. That's like just the second time
Speaker 1: I've ever said that word in my entire life. I
Speaker 1: feel dirty. Got you? You know that story is so
Speaker 1: great and so hilarious, But it's like finding out that
Speaker 1: Charles Manson like knock knock jokes or something. I just
Speaker 1: I shouldn't know this and I shouldn't be amused by
Speaker 1: and I'm ashamed, but I'm still laughing. I'll try to
Speaker 1: stop laughing and then we'll come back and finish Strong
Speaker 1: the Armstrong and Getty Show. What's the president of Brazil's name?
Speaker 1: Ball Toronto and Barlow? There you go. Anyway, he is,
Speaker 1: he's he's attacking governors who want to impose restrictions. They
Speaker 1: have no restrictions in the country of Brazil currently on
Speaker 1: the whole COVID thing. They're about to become the world
Speaker 1: leader in cases and deaths, which is astounding. Give me
Speaker 1: the population of Brazil, but it's obviously not even close
Speaker 1: to that of China, the United States, the current leaders
Speaker 1: and all this stuff, but well China asterisk okay, good
Speaker 1: sized country is a good sized country anyway. So for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, he doesn't believe in any sold a sort
Speaker 1: of restriction on the economy or anything like that. He's
Speaker 1: attacking governors who have imposed restrictions. He threatened to host
Speaker 1: large bar barbecues nationwide in spite of public health advice.
Speaker 1: For some reason, he's doing that, and they are on
Speaker 1: their way. By the end of July. They believe they
Speaker 1: will surpass the United States total death count. That's incredible,
Speaker 1: absolutely incredible. As of yesterday, Brazil had more than almost
Speaker 1: a million cases infections and more than forty five thousand
Speaker 1: deads and it's growing at almost four thousand a day.
Speaker 1: We never hit numbers that high, almost four thousand deaths
Speaker 1: a day, and they might pass us by the end
Speaker 1: of next month. That's what happened. Can happen in the
Speaker 1: country if you don't do anything, no social distancing, no nothing. Boy,
Speaker 1: there's a good test case for you. We're talking earlier
Speaker 1: about the NBA coming back in the hundred and twelve
Speaker 1: page rule book for the short season and playoffs, all
Speaker 1: of which will take play sit Disney's ESPN wide World
Speaker 1: of Sports Complex in Orlando, U There are twenty two
Speaker 1: teams involved. Some of the highlights doubles, ping pong is prohibited.
Speaker 1: UH during off hours, you can play singles, but not doubles,
Speaker 1: even though you grind and sweat on each other all
Speaker 1: the game long. And I assume they practice or they're
Speaker 1: gonna have practices where they sweat and grind on each
Speaker 1: other all day long. No headsets during video gaming, because
Speaker 1: we know if you plug your ears, the covid haads
Speaker 1: nowhere to escape. I have no idea what that's about.
Speaker 1: A card playing is loud, but each deck of cards
Speaker 1: must be thrown away after every use. UH. Players are
Speaker 1: avoid asked to avoid spitting or clearing their nose, snot rockets,
Speaker 1: wiping the ball with their jersey, licking their hands, are
Speaker 1: fiddling with their mouth guard during the games, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 1: Two rows of the bench with the back row in
Speaker 1: masks and all sorts of stuff. And then I saw
Speaker 1: this in the Wall Street Journal that sports around the
Speaker 1: world are kind of creep and back, but they're they're
Speaker 1: wrestling with the whole crowd fake crowd noise or no
Speaker 1: fake crowd noise thing. In Germany, either're calling them where
Speaker 1: is that term? No no geister spiel or ghost games
Speaker 1: played in empty stadiums and robbed of the roar of
Speaker 1: the crowd very strange had to continue. I had a
Speaker 1: continuous urge to look for the un mute button, said
Speaker 1: one guy who's watching it. I my initial thought is
Speaker 1: fake crowd is stupid. But it's possible that I watch
Speaker 1: a half an NBA game in silence and think fake
Speaker 1: crowd noise would be better than this. Yeah, I guess, um,
Speaker 1: And you're saying it starts Tuesday. No, No, the so
Speaker 1: teams start to locate in their markets Tuesday, begin to
Speaker 1: fill out the rosters. You'll have an increased roster size.
Speaker 1: The games won't start for another couple of weeks. There
Speaker 1: you go. I gotta believe that year eight seeds or
Speaker 1: the teams that might not even make the playoffs don't
Speaker 1: really want to go do this. Yeah, but getting back
Speaker 1: to the crowd noise thing, they're they're finding for European
Speaker 1: soccer games and everything. They're using prerecorded cheers and chants
Speaker 1: and and and stuff like that, and people are actually
Speaker 1: liking it better than the silence that just said it
Speaker 1: was too weird. I could believe that if if you
Speaker 1: mike the floor and I get to hear the players,
Speaker 1: I think I would enjoy that but if it's just
Speaker 1: gonna be silence and the announcers like, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: mike the players to avoid all the F bombs. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I can see how fake crowd noise would
Speaker 1: be better. And they say it sounds pretty authentic. They're
Speaker 1: broadcasting those Korean baseball games on ESPN, I guess, um,
Speaker 1: and they're using the fake crowd noise and they say
Speaker 1: it sounds pretty good. Those things also have like random
Speaker 1: kind of big stuffed animals sitting in the seats behind
Speaker 1: home plate. It's some pretty funny screenshots that I've seen
Speaker 1: about the Korean baseball games. Now, a couple of channels
Speaker 1: like ESPEN and UH and Sky Sports will carry games
Speaker 1: on two channels, one with fake fan noise, one without.
Speaker 1: You can watch whichever one you want. Perfect. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm guessing we're not going to hear the court, the court,
Speaker 1: any sounds from the court. Well, if if they offer
Speaker 1: two feets, you'll get the choice, obviously, But if they don't,
Speaker 1: then know you probably won't hear much. I just don't say.
Speaker 1: It's just it's never seemed to doable to me. There's
Speaker 1: no way you're gonna keep a bunch of very competitive
Speaker 1: twenty something millionaires who are used to saying whatever they
Speaker 1: want from using really terrible language, which have an NC
Speaker 1: seventeen on the No Crowd Noise Channel. I want that
Speaker 1: so much. I want to hear what they're saying. Whenever
Speaker 1: they make up a player, well, it's usually pretty bland
Speaker 1: because they get the league gets approval of what gets released. Um.
Speaker 1: But whenever, like they listen in on a caddy and
Speaker 1: a golfer discussing a shot or something's it's super cool.
Speaker 1: And anytime you do have a coach uh instructing a
Speaker 1: player and not the usual play hard defense here, guys,
Speaker 1: defense is what wins championships because it right rebound, right,
Speaker 1: you gut. That's usually what you hear. But whenever you
Speaker 1: hear something authentic, it's really really cool. If you're a fan,
Speaker 1: I would love to hear more, but I just would
Speaker 1: players be worried they could destroy their whole career with
Speaker 1: one especially now, even more now than a month ago.
Speaker 1: Politically correct this or that, just blow up your entire career,
Speaker 1: all your endorsements with one mischosen phrase. It could be
Speaker 1: you Jack Gettin. I don't know what genre of music
Speaker 1: that is. But I'd like to hear more of that bork.
Speaker 1: Here's your host, Joe Getty. Hey, let's get a final
Speaker 1: thought from everybody on the crew. Michaelangelow pressing the buttons
Speaker 1: in the control room keeps us on the Here. What's
Speaker 1: your final thought in my golf? Yeah, the fourth of
Speaker 1: July is the hot Dog Inning contests, and Jack said
Speaker 1: he ate a pizza in one sitting. You've got two
Speaker 1: weeks to train, Jack. You could get into this contest,
Speaker 1: make the family proud. You'd be a real rudy story.
Speaker 1: It would be an unlikely champion. Walk on. Oh, exactly positive.
Speaker 1: Sean's our producer, Sean a final thought. From what I've
Speaker 1: been hearing, most of the pushback against Mike up players
Speaker 1: is not about profanities. It's about they don't want Hey,
Speaker 1: that guy can't shoot, don't guard him. It's it's more
Speaker 1: about the strategies and personally like it's it's less about
Speaker 1: the vulgarity. It's interesting, very good, Jack, Do you have
Speaker 1: a final thought for us. I'm gonna do a little
Speaker 1: research to see if I can prove my theory that
Speaker 1: these clips of Joe Biden from years ago coming out
Speaker 1: where he sounds like a real law and order, pro
Speaker 1: police guy. I think that stuff is gonna help him
Speaker 1: get elected, not hurt him, as it's being portrayed on
Speaker 1: Fox and other channels. Right, yeah, I would agree. My
Speaker 1: final thought back to the NBA thing, the rules that
Speaker 1: players will have the opportunity to wear a proximity alarm
Speaker 1: that will go off if somebody comes within six ft
Speaker 1: of you from more than five second. Where do I
Speaker 1: buy one of those? Where do I get it? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you can't be this close to me for this long.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid for health reasons, you need to move far
Speaker 1: away from every close talker has ever stood on my
Speaker 1: toes at every cocktail party I've been at. What the
Speaker 1: hell is that? I'm sorry? You have to back up?
Speaker 1: Are we had a boss was a close talker once. Man,
Speaker 1: he's like knows to knows when he it's horrible. Oh boy,
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Speaker 1: see tomorrow. God, bless America. You're having a good talk.
Speaker 1: I did not think that I've sat here for over
Speaker 1: a three hour and fifteen minutes that fun. If you
Speaker 1: wish to leave, you may let me just say how
Speaker 1: very very dismaying and disappointing, not good, and just change
Speaker 1: the channel from this mesmerizing horror show. Will be better
Speaker 1: tomorrow than we wanted. And we heard the words it's
Speaker 1: over from me. Okay, so you're we're dismissed. Is that correct?
Speaker 1: You want to rephrase what you're doing? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I just said the word. Yeah, busted, Armstrong and Getty