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Speaker 1: Have no fear Today's Iron Rapp Reports Stereo podcast Walking

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Speaker 1: that morning. Fantastic, hard hitting, fully disruptive Iron Rap Report

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Speaker 1: no fear. The disruptive Warrior is here. The name is

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Speaker 1: Michael Rapperport aka the Gringo man Dango aka the Sultan

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Speaker 1: the world's most disruptive podcast, The Iron Dome of Disruption,

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Speaker 1: The Zygity Zone of Disruption, The I Am Rapaport Stereo podcast. Boom, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am feeling good. My voice is probably feeling a

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Eighty five percent sounds good right now,

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Speaker 1: know concerned. I am RAP Report stereo podcast listeners. I

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Speaker 1: know the ramifications of steroids. I know the ramifications of antibiotics.

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Speaker 1: Trust me. One of the reasons it's a sick six cycle.

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Speaker 1: You take them. This happens, you don't take them. Other

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Speaker 1: things happen. But when the the golden voice, the voice

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Speaker 1: bad as it even got. I have to do something.

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Speaker 1: I have to do something. I monol supplements only this that,

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Speaker 1: The disruption doesn't just go after the world. Disruption doesn't

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Jersey Friday. I'm gonna be on

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Speaker 1: Watch What Happens Live for all you reality TV show

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Speaker 1: Lakers play the Grizzlies and beat the shit out of

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Speaker 1: I have had problems with John Morant all season. I

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Speaker 1: Dominique Wilkins. Listen. He's always getting injured. He's always getting

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Speaker 1: When you're six foot two trying to dunk over everybody

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Speaker 1: six too, You're not dunking on motherfuckers all the time.

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Speaker 1: apparently reported that he broke his wrist, which sucks. You know,

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