Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
Speaker 1: crucially important today.
Speaker 2: On This Is.
Speaker 3: Important, everything is loaded with fucking scene and now what
Speaker 3: are they teaching them? We were out in the ocean
Speaker 3: just grabbing tiger shirts.
Speaker 4: I have to maintain this friendship.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just watching. Ready to clap here, I guess
Speaker 4: we're clapping. Let me just fucking flex god there go me.
Speaker 2: I'm just clapping god, Dad.
Speaker 5: And if you're not one of our one thousand and
Speaker 5: one hundred subscribers, you're missing on today because these boys
Speaker 5: are flopping in the wind.
Speaker 2: Adam's got his gun. You're not even flopping, dude. They're
Speaker 2: they're kind of taught, Yeah they are. You're looking skinny,
Speaker 2: many bro. Yeah, my tits are taught. My tits have
Speaker 2: stayed taught though. Whoo whoo, everybody's looking good.
Speaker 4: And Blake, you haven't taken the plaque out of the box.
Speaker 2: No, not yet, not yet.
Speaker 3: I just really want to make sure we're talking about
Speaker 3: our YouTube plaques. I just want to I wanted to
Speaker 3: stay shining, just hanging on your way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Malona style, got it well, I would take a nail.
Speaker 2: I don't have a nail. Oh yeah, you just get one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you for sure can get those. A lot of places.
Speaker 5: You take the nail off of that artwork that's been
Speaker 5: hanging there since the second you moved in, and you
Speaker 5: replace it with are one of our many accolades.
Speaker 3: Okay, idiot, I'm sorry, I knew it.
Speaker 2: Well, we just did promo.
Speaker 5: And the reason we're all hyped up wearing these sick
Speaker 5: and dare I say a lot of people might think
Speaker 5: they're I think they're sick.
Speaker 2: I think they're totally sick Captain's hats. Yeah, the reason
Speaker 2: we're wearing them.
Speaker 5: Is because we just made a huge announcement that the
Speaker 5: cruise is going to be cruising a twenty second through
Speaker 5: the twenty sixth of next year, twenty twenty six out
Speaker 5: of Tampa all the way down to Kazumel, Mexico.
Speaker 2: Dude, Mexi co baby.
Speaker 3: I love that, baby, I'm very very excited about Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, I can't wait to get on that open water.
Speaker 4: And wait, you don't like these hats. You don't like
Speaker 4: these hats? I thought we were just I was just
Speaker 4: remarking about how this is such a young, go hard group,
Speaker 4: dude group at a bar.
Speaker 2: Hat. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: If you see a group of dudes wearing these, they're
Speaker 3: they're taking shots, they're trouble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're having a good time. I would say they're
Speaker 2: date raping. You think it's a good possibility.
Speaker 5: I would say eight out of ten times there is
Speaker 5: one person in the cruise date raping if they're if
Speaker 5: they're wearing this hats and Troy, you know what.
Speaker 2: I told her. I said, I'm the captain. Now, I mean,
Speaker 2: that's exactly that's exactly right. Then I threw in a dumpster,
Speaker 2: got my wrangler.
Speaker 5: So I don't know why it was my pitch to
Speaker 5: wear these hats, but I just got it.
Speaker 3: Thought, yeah, because you definitely sent these two our doorstack,
Speaker 3: and you said please keep them even beyond the promo because.
Speaker 2: I'd love to go out. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I said this well that I said, this one fits
Speaker 5: your personality, Blake, and then I underlie.
Speaker 4: The Amazon guy. He handed me the box, knowing for
Speaker 4: the for the joke. He knew what was inside of it,
Speaker 4: and he kind of held it while I took it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you want to let me like, are you the guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And then he says quietly. I have a daughter, and
Speaker 5: you're like, what was that anything to do with anything?
Speaker 5: But I'm just not a captain.
Speaker 4: Had I know?
Speaker 5: I go, I said, bummer. I mean the captain. They're fine,
Speaker 5: They're cool, you know. I thought it was fun. We
Speaker 5: just did an announcement of video announce spent for the cruise.
Speaker 5: That's why we're rocking them. But and then I was like,
Speaker 5: we should have a background of like a yacht or
Speaker 5: of the ocean, or maybe dolphins in the background or something.
Speaker 5: I didn't know what the Zoom map was capable of.
Speaker 5: Theirs worked just fine, and we're able to get cool backgrounds.
Speaker 5: He has a pirate hat. Me and Blake, Yeah, Blake
Speaker 5: and Jersey and I. Mine just didn't work. The tech
Speaker 5: ghost is still haunting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really bizarre. Stays haunting. I don't know why.
Speaker 4: And I'm still having fun. I got a little pirate
Speaker 4: hat with an eye patch on right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really cool. I love that. Yeah, I love
Speaker 3: that we're exploring Zoom.
Speaker 5: Remember when we had to do a pirate we I
Speaker 5: mean had to, we chose to. You had to wear
Speaker 5: a eye patch for something we were doing. It was
Speaker 5: like a sketch.
Speaker 4: It was a karate It was a karate sketch right, yes,
Speaker 4: where I was like a dojo master.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a sketch we did way back in
Speaker 5: the day. And then yeah, he would know the lines
Speaker 5: front and back before he put the eye patch on.
Speaker 2: He put the eye patch on, and he could.
Speaker 4: Never warn the eye patch in like our rehearsals at
Speaker 4: the house or even beforehand. And then put the eye
Speaker 4: patch on, and we ran lines just before we were
Speaker 4: going on, just before, couldn't could not cognitivelye Then I would.
Speaker 4: I would lift it up, say the line, say the line,
Speaker 4: put it down, lose the line, lift it back up,
Speaker 4: find the line.
Speaker 2: I remember that being so weird. I wonder if that
Speaker 2: has anything also human brain. I think it's your brain.
Speaker 3: I think it's like, yeah, beautiful mind.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like is that also like why you can't tell
Speaker 5: time or like there has to be.
Speaker 3: Some connective tissue there some something I.
Speaker 4: Can tell time. I just can't read it.
Speaker 2: Well, don't backpedal.
Speaker 4: Now, I can tell people what it is. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: I can tell people what it is.
Speaker 2: I can't read it. I'm so idiot. Yeah, maybe maybe you.
Speaker 4: Know, like I can tell you it's three right now,
Speaker 4: But I don't know. Man. Definitely weird. Definitely the human.
Speaker 3: Brain of my human brain.
Speaker 4: Do you guys have anything weird about that you know
Speaker 4: about your brain?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's just that's a really good question.
Speaker 5: I mean no, no, Blake, you're really dumb. I'll say
Speaker 5: that about you.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, didn't play me in jeopardy, bro, let's go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go. Bro.
Speaker 4: I'm ready, and Blake, are you in hell right now?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 4: If you're if you're one of the one hundred and
Speaker 4: one thousand followers on YouTube, you know, amandas in hell.
Speaker 3: So you're just you're just saying that the thing with
Speaker 3: my brain is that it doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Is that it's Yeah, it doesn't work. That's what you're saying. Okay,
Speaker 2: yeah enough.
Speaker 4: I would say that's almost more normal than what's wrong
Speaker 4: with mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not very kind. But no, you're smart guys
Speaker 2: in some aspects.
Speaker 3: And I can tell you don't mean this is the
Speaker 3: most unsincere sincere you've ever been here.
Speaker 4: When it's insincere, it's.
Speaker 5: No that I would say that we're in the same boat.
Speaker 5: I was about to add that we're in the same boat.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: That doesn't make it better. You can't just shit on
Speaker 3: me and then say I also suck.
Speaker 2: You're so dumb, just I don't suck. I fucking rock dude.
Speaker 5: But uh, but I'm so dumb, dude, and so are you,
Speaker 5: and so's drors just in a different way.
Speaker 4: Is there something you do know about what, Adam? Is
Speaker 4: there something you know about that would like shock anyone?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, like the Civil War or some shit. No,
Speaker 2: the Silver War? You know about Nam?
Speaker 5: Nah?
Speaker 2: You know about now? You don't know about nam bro. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
Speaker 5: You're right, If anyone knew anything about it, that would
Speaker 5: be more than what I know about it.
Speaker 3: I will say, you know what, I like you admitting
Speaker 3: that you're dumb. I'm willing to admit I'm dumb. I'm
Speaker 3: much more a fan of people who can admit they're
Speaker 3: dumb than cannot admit they're dumb. I don't like people
Speaker 3: who think they're fucking smart and they're obviously not.
Speaker 4: I feel like Blake's talking about smart people though.
Speaker 3: Well, you're you're dumb too, though, right, aren't you? Who's
Speaker 3: the smartest person you know personally?
Speaker 2: Well, they're not in our friend group. For sure, like.
Speaker 4: And and and what is smart like knowing things or
Speaker 4: being like very capable people exactly?
Speaker 3: Okay, what is smart? I think I'm very emotionally intelligent.
Speaker 3: I'm very in touch, I can very in tune.
Speaker 4: I mean that's what dumb people say.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what No, that's what bitch said. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like, if you don't know anything, you're like, but I
Speaker 4: know emotions because you're crying.
Speaker 5: Every day, you know, crying, Dude, I do no emotions
Speaker 5: because I'm crying because I don't understand things.
Speaker 2: That's whurth a lot.
Speaker 3: You just wait because when the ship hits the fan,
Speaker 3: you're gonna you're gonna need.
Speaker 5: People like me emotionally intelligent because I cry a lot
Speaker 5: because I don't understand things, and it really frightens and
Speaker 5: scares me.
Speaker 3: See us, That is not what emotional intelligence means. It
Speaker 3: doesn't mean intativity and crying.
Speaker 2: Well that this is what you know. And the horoscopes,
Speaker 2: I bet also in crystals.
Speaker 3: It has some things to do with crystals, yes, okay,
Speaker 3: crystal burder as well. Hell yeah, you know, it's just
Speaker 3: being able to identify when people are going through shit,
Speaker 3: being you know, being kind to them and really not
Speaker 3: just like laying in on them when they're very vulnerable
Speaker 3: and need a friend.
Speaker 4: I don't understand what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm breaking your guys brains. Yes, let's package it
Speaker 2: in the bitch.
Speaker 4: Wait, so you're telling me you can understand when people
Speaker 4: are like going through something. Yeah, okay, I'll take.
Speaker 2: Your word for it. Yeah, sure, doubt it.
Speaker 4: Huh oh yeah the bitch.
Speaker 3: Well okay, so you don't have anybody in your life
Speaker 3: who's smart. You don't have a subject that you think
Speaker 3: you excellent, that you're really smart about.
Speaker 2: Maybe we are just really dumb people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, it's established.
Speaker 2: We've logged hours to prove it. Well, come on, come
Speaker 2: on the cruise. Yeah, that's we're fun. I'll say that.
Speaker 4: That's a great idea. Jeopardy verse people or whatever. We
Speaker 4: should do that game show night where we do oh
Speaker 4: versus the norms? Okay, and by norms I mean people
Speaker 4: out there whose emotions I can't read.
Speaker 2: Are you smarter than a podcaster? Okay? I like this,
Speaker 2: that's pretty good. Well, absolutely, oh, we should do a
Speaker 2: Jeopardy a Jeopardy night. That'd be fun.
Speaker 3: I do think people now like tee off on us
Speaker 3: saying how dumb and stupid we are. We should definitely
Speaker 3: challenge them to a battle of wits and intelligence on
Speaker 3: the ship.
Speaker 2: Who tease off?
Speaker 3: I don't see anyone off on us are just people.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, Man, that's that's tough. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: think people give us ship, but like, I don't really
Speaker 4: get that we're done well.
Speaker 2: I think Blake also reads the Internet a little too.
Speaker 3: You're you're like, yeah, I probably am a little too
Speaker 3: tuned into the the comment section on the Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're digging in the crates a little bit.
Speaker 4: You never just hit delete all and go like I
Speaker 4: see like the beginning of one that's like my cousin
Speaker 4: has and it's like half of can like cans And
Speaker 4: I'm like, and I go.
Speaker 2: Can energy that went bad?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't look. And by the way, everyone who
Speaker 4: sends me messages about dying friends or birthday parties that
Speaker 4: they want me to like send a video.
Speaker 3: For kay oh yeah, specific Okay, Hey.
Speaker 4: It's a great idea. I'm just not that guy. Pal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Durs is not that guy.
Speaker 5: I've done a few, but you know who sends me
Speaker 5: messages every year, and I wonder if he does it,
Speaker 5: and and he just the reason I'm remembering this that
Speaker 5: I might have said it on the podcast. He sent
Speaker 5: me a message the other day because The Righteous Gemstones
Speaker 5: is airing the the and he just hit me up
Speaker 5: about how he liked the episode the other day. And
Speaker 5: I've only met him like one or maybe twice. Joe
Speaker 5: Biden tell us it's Joe Judge Justice.
Speaker 2: Sonia so to my or sure, no he does No,
Speaker 2: it was it was Rick Flair. Dude, what okay? N
Speaker 2: you have Rick Flair in your d MS.
Speaker 4: He's a Gemstones fan.
Speaker 2: No, I have his text. We text each other. Dude,
Speaker 2: you have Rick Flair's phone number? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Man, oh my god.
Speaker 5: And the two people that hit me up every year
Speaker 5: for my birthday without fail, Rick Flair and weird Out.
Speaker 2: What the what?
Speaker 3: That is one of the most extreme flexes to me specifically,
Speaker 3: Like those are.
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, I like I also hit you up whatever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys, you guys do and and but I
Speaker 5: say I say every well, I say every year. Sometimes
Speaker 5: you guys miss here every once in a while. It
Speaker 5: might be a day later I think I have missed one. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there's is more spot on. I'll give him that.
Speaker 2: I would say, yeah, I do believe you. You nail it. Well,
Speaker 2: he has to.
Speaker 4: I have to maintain this friendship.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, if you if you don't wish him happy birthday,
Speaker 3: then it's it's fun.
Speaker 2: Then it's over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know, holding
Speaker 4: on by a.
Speaker 5: Thread to You know, when I did the thing at
Speaker 5: the ae W the other week, I was thinking, like,
Speaker 5: I thought it was very fun and like it was
Speaker 5: awesome for sure. Yeah, and then and then I got
Speaker 5: off stage and people were like, that had to have
Speaker 5: been a bucket list thing for you, sure of course,
Speaker 5: And it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't.
Speaker 5: It didn't even it's still even now, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 5: it was a cool thing, like not bucket list. I
Speaker 5: wouldn't put it up there, oh even close to the
Speaker 5: top ten things that I want to do before I die, right,
Speaker 5: But I was thinking, Blake and Kyle, that is their
Speaker 5: bucket list to go in the ring twenty thousand screaming fans,
Speaker 5: choke slam someone, you know, I wisher it's probably more
Speaker 5: to it, but.
Speaker 4: You know what they say, one one man's bucket list
Speaker 4: is another man's. Sure, fine, I'll do that list. Yeah,
Speaker 4: is a fucking polar fine for promotion. I'll do it list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what what do you think?
Speaker 5: Because I was like, that's probably yours, right, a bucket
Speaker 5: list thing for you.
Speaker 3: Are you saying I'm going so or I'm going in
Speaker 3: with Kyle into the ring and chokes lamb.
Speaker 2: I mean I don't know. Yeah, well, I'm just saying.
Speaker 3: That would be like cause if it was like me
Speaker 3: and Kyle going in like we we have like spray paint,
Speaker 3: we choke slam a guy with spray paint nWo on
Speaker 3: his back, that would be like that would be like
Speaker 3: I could die after that. That would be incredible.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I see I wouldn't want to die after that, Okay, Right,
Speaker 5: I would just go.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep living. That's a cool thing I did,
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna there's like a lot of stuff that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, being in the center of the ring after chokes
Speaker 3: like you should have thrown a freaking sucket, Dude, you
Speaker 3: should have.
Speaker 2: Been But that's not a e W man, it's not
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: But you can still throw a sucket and the fans
Speaker 3: will go wild.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just putting my sunglasses on, like like
Speaker 5: I was told to do I was told like, put
Speaker 5: on some sunglasses.
Speaker 2: Oh, they told they told you to do that. Yeah.
Speaker 5: They're like, hey, if if and when this guy wins,
Speaker 5: put on some sunglasses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like, okay, yeah, I guess did you pick?
Speaker 3: It's like, yo, could I do a stone cold? Could
Speaker 3: somebody throw me two beers? I chugged the beers. Maybe
Speaker 3: I stunner somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah. There wasn't a lot of pitching. Okay. I didn't
Speaker 2: even know I was going to do it. I think
Speaker 2: we talked about this last time. I didn't know I
Speaker 2: was going to do it. I walk in. They were like,
Speaker 2: how physical you willing to get? And I'm like, what's it?
Speaker 2: What's that right?
Speaker 5: And they're like, maybe you choke slam someone. I'm like maybe,
Speaker 5: and they're like, get the end of the match. Uh,
Speaker 5: I'll come and grab you and you climb in the
Speaker 5: ring and you choke slam this guy. And I'm like right, okay,
Speaker 5: And then he sold it so well. Dude, I wasn't
Speaker 5: doing shit. I'm like, these wrestlers are, they're sick.
Speaker 2: It was a very cool.
Speaker 5: I'm downplaying it like it was. It was very cool experience.
Speaker 5: But it wasn't like like I didn't feel like now
Speaker 5: I can die afterward.
Speaker 4: Well, well, after you described it, I was like, I
Speaker 4: was not anxiety, but I was just going through my
Speaker 4: mind about going to something like that and pretending like
Speaker 4: I wanted to be there. I was like, how do
Speaker 4: would I do this?
Speaker 2: What I'm saying, yeah, you less so than me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I feel Yeah, you guys, I mean obviously I was.
Speaker 3: I was a wrestle head for a large portion portion
Speaker 3: of my life.
Speaker 4: Like, is that what they call fans of wrestling a
Speaker 4: wrestle head?
Speaker 3: No, I just said that.
Speaker 4: I'm just asking because said go ahead.
Speaker 3: I just said that. But I was super I was
Speaker 3: an nw O I. I was totally call those Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was. I was degeneration X, I was all these things. Man,
Speaker 3: I was so into it. I fucking loved that ship
Speaker 3: in freaking high school.
Speaker 4: So that that's a bucket listing, Adam. If it's not
Speaker 4: a bucket listing for you, what would be a bucket
Speaker 4: list thing?
Speaker 2: What do you got?
Speaker 5: I don't know, I think what do you? What do
Speaker 5: you guys think would be a bucket list thing for me?
Speaker 5: Because I thought immediately upon getting off of this the
Speaker 5: stage or the ring.
Speaker 2: I was like that, it's I wish this were blake.
Speaker 2: I wish thought that that was the first thought you had.
Speaker 2: I wish I felt something. But your emotional intelligence, wait
Speaker 2: is zero. Wait your first thought that is so you
Speaker 2: got out of the ring and you.
Speaker 5: Thought, no, the first thought is Tony. Tony was like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, my heart is racing. That was incredible,
Speaker 5: and my heart wasn't beating maybe at all.
Speaker 2: I was heart stopped. You're Paul Bearer, dude. I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: mine too. It wasn't.
Speaker 5: I was just totally fine. I was like, it wasn't racing.
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, I feel.
Speaker 2: Like we get it.
Speaker 3: Bro, you've been on big stages, all right, I get it.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't even know if it was the stage or
Speaker 5: maybe it was it was the stage for it.
Speaker 3: Maybe here's the first thing my mind goes to. What
Speaker 3: you're like, bucket list is is like it's like.
Speaker 2: A poker tournament.
Speaker 3: You're fucking playing like a big hand to win it
Speaker 3: all or something?
Speaker 2: Is that? I mean, I don't play poker. You don't
Speaker 2: even play poker? What don't even really play poker? Dude?
Speaker 4: Like, do you even know him? No, wonder you don't
Speaker 4: call him on his birthday?
Speaker 2: You don't know what it is. I don't really play poker.
Speaker 3: That feels like high stakes fucking you know, really pushing
Speaker 3: in the money.
Speaker 2: What is it called? Wow? Wow? Dude, Jesus pushing in
Speaker 2: the money.
Speaker 4: I'm a dude Jeopardy question. What is pushing in the money?
Speaker 2: Pushing in the money.
Speaker 5: So you're not gonna host the casino night on the cruise,
Speaker 5: I take it.
Speaker 2: I take that'll be me calling all betters. We are
Speaker 2: pushing in all the money. Let's go. And I you
Speaker 2: mean like going all in?
Speaker 4: Is that weird?
Speaker 2: That's what I meant. Yeah, that's what I meant.
Speaker 4: By the way, never ever played cards in my life.
Speaker 2: Pushing in the money? Baby, You've never played cards? Not really.
Speaker 4: I can only play this one game called We've talked
Speaker 4: about this. I feel like I played Norwegian poker with
Speaker 4: my grandma.
Speaker 2: Oh, which was like very weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not even poker.
Speaker 2: This is the Oh that's right.
Speaker 5: When we tried to play blackjack in I think Atlantic City,
Speaker 5: we really had to coach you up a little bit.
Speaker 4: Well that I know how to play blackjack is not.
Speaker 2: Oh, then who who we coat?
Speaker 5: Was it Blake that didn't know I know how to
Speaker 5: play twenty one? Well it's called blackjack. Uh you played.
Speaker 2: At twenty one?
Speaker 4: Is it Todd? It was somebody?
Speaker 2: Okay, it was someone someone in our group didn't know,
Speaker 2: but okay, I played twenty one. Yeah, Todd was a
Speaker 2: utah be a lady Todd.
Speaker 4: Says, wasn't me a true degenerate gambler?
Speaker 2: Maybe it was just a rando?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Maybe right? Yeah rando?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel yeah, mine would probably be something where
Speaker 5: I might die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like wrestling. I know I has to buy it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it has to be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your bucket list is to literally maybe be kicking those.
Speaker 5: Almost but not like like uh like squirrel suiting, like
Speaker 5: squirrel suit, Like if I don't dove off a cliff
Speaker 5: in a squirrel suit.
Speaker 4: But you don't want to do you don't want to
Speaker 4: like train up for squirrel suits.
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that yet.
Speaker 4: But if you could do something similar to that, that's
Speaker 4: a bucket list thing for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well it was like scuba diving with sharks, Like shark diving.
Speaker 5: I think was a bucket list thing for me because
Speaker 5: I thought that was fucking incredible.
Speaker 2: You know what's so weird.
Speaker 4: I would never ever like look for that, But when
Speaker 4: the opportunity presents itself, I go, yeah, all right, cameras
Speaker 4: are rolling, sure, yeah, yeah, But I would never ever
Speaker 4: do that on my own. If my friends are like,
Speaker 4: we're all gonna go shark diving, I don't know if
Speaker 4: I would do it. I mean maybe I would if
Speaker 4: it was going to be like a cool trip or whatever,
Speaker 4: but like it just unless it's like a work thing,
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't know, I'll be at the crib.
Speaker 3: I think all my bucket list things are like going places.
Speaker 3: There's places I want to visit before I die. I
Speaker 3: don't know if there's like activities I want to do.
Speaker 2: But do you travel, Blake?
Speaker 3: Not not really not much interesting?
Speaker 2: To the Yeah, to the bar and back. You know
Speaker 2: you can?
Speaker 4: You know you can.
Speaker 3: I mean I get I get places, but there are
Speaker 3: places I would like to go.
Speaker 2: What does that mean, dude? Like I'm going to places
Speaker 2: I'm going to cause mel baby, hey.
Speaker 5: Tampo, Yeah, because we're doing this cruise together, but like
Speaker 5: you mean for work. I'm kind of that way too.
Speaker 5: I don't take many Like I don't go on a
Speaker 5: lot of vacations.
Speaker 4: Oh you gotta travel, you gotta travel.
Speaker 3: I yeah, traveling is kind of like demeat is like
Speaker 3: kind of a stressful thing. It's kind of a jam up.
Speaker 3: It kind of is off putting. Really, I don't like packing.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you something? N I tell you something.
Speaker 4: Don't pack. Shop when you get there, okay, very shady.
Speaker 4: Go somewhere awesome, eat good food, has like Yelp or whatever,
Speaker 4: like kind of where you can find a restaurant.
Speaker 5: And also, Blake, you have money, dude, I mean, take
Speaker 5: some of the money that we're earning off this podcast
Speaker 5: from our ten thousand fucking ads that we have Hello Baby,
Speaker 5: and put that to Yeah, take some of the load
Speaker 5: boost cash and put it to a trip.
Speaker 4: Takes some out load boost.
Speaker 3: But I also, I don't think I'm like maybe I'm
Speaker 3: in the minority, but like you're not your way. Not
Speaker 3: liking to go on vacation is not like a totally
Speaker 3: foreign thing.
Speaker 2: Like the thought of like planning a trip to Japan.
Speaker 3: As much as I would love to do that, it's
Speaker 3: just like there's just so there's so much stuff where
Speaker 3: I'm like, I just I'd rather just stay home.
Speaker 4: Dude, you just go, just go in two weeks.
Speaker 5: That's just a house cat. That's a house cat mentality.
Speaker 5: That's my wife has the same thing.
Speaker 4: Just go. And by the way, I'm a house cat too,
Speaker 4: but like, I gotta get out there. I got a
Speaker 4: sea shoot.
Speaker 3: I will eventually.
Speaker 2: No, that's a junkyard dog mentality, right there.
Speaker 4: Oh is that right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Dude, isn't that also the same thing. They're also changed to.
Speaker 2: A yard, but they're always trying to get out.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's true.
Speaker 2: The house cat doesn't want to leave, doesn't want to leave.
Speaker 4: A junkyard dog always sneaks out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the junkyard dog is always like, as soon as
Speaker 5: I get off this chain, let me.
Speaker 2: Off the least.
Speaker 4: She's circling back to wrestling here.
Speaker 3: Oh great, legend, legend, legend.
Speaker 4: Just go to Japan.
Speaker 2: I will, I will get there. I'm gonna go. It's
Speaker 2: a bucket list. I will. I don't think you're I
Speaker 2: don't think you will. I will go before I die.
Speaker 3: I guarantee it, guarantee unless unless I fucking peace out.
Speaker 2: Hell now you know cheers in Japanese.
Speaker 5: Yeah, come Pi, the best, the best cheers of all
Speaker 5: the cheers.
Speaker 2: Dude, have to come pie. Yeah, get them makes me hungry.
Speaker 2: That's a celibate. That's celibratory right there, and that's baby.
Speaker 4: That's that's love boost money, Come.
Speaker 2: Pie, Everybody's coming. I like that. Everybody's everybody's coming. I
Speaker 2: like that to Japan.
Speaker 4: Come by by my bucket list. I don't know what
Speaker 4: my bucket list would be. I feel like my bucket
Speaker 4: list would be things that like I can't just make happen,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like we were going through
Speaker 4: our like our tattoo names of comedy people, Like if
Speaker 4: I could be in a writer's room and sit and
Speaker 4: like break a story with like a Ben Stiller or
Speaker 4: somebody like that, you know what I mean, Like I
Speaker 4: just have that experience and like make something that'd be
Speaker 4: fucking sick, but he won't return my calls.
Speaker 2: I bet you could have.
Speaker 5: Uh if when Severn season three is staffing up, you
Speaker 5: could throw your name and be.
Speaker 4: Like, yo, what if they weren't severed?
Speaker 2: No, Well, we have friends that are in that writer's room.
Speaker 5: I think I think that's a possibility that you could
Speaker 5: get in there if you really really wanted them.
Speaker 4: I mean I've even I've said, I can't remember it
Speaker 4: was for was it Zuleian or two or something where
Speaker 4: I did. I did sit in a room with Ben
Speaker 4: and Justin throw and kind of bullshit about ideas for
Speaker 4: the script, but uh.
Speaker 3: But they didn't make it.
Speaker 4: It was like no, but it was like I don't know,
Speaker 4: it was like a short session or something. I can't
Speaker 4: remember exactly why I was there.
Speaker 2: Do you think they wrapped it up and like pretended to.
Speaker 2: I went back and hey, everybody, hold back real quick.
Speaker 2: We're gonna call it. Everybody.
Speaker 5: Everybody, everybody except for Durs, hold back real quick, real quick.
Speaker 4: I was just still eating my launch from like a
Speaker 4: round table.
Speaker 2: And then they were like, do you care if we
Speaker 2: have a meeting?
Speaker 4: And I go, I got my deals. Uh no, but
Speaker 4: I don't know, like doing it doing something creative with somebody.
Speaker 3: Yes, you you you mentioned this even when we were
Speaker 3: talking about like, yo, if we could, if we had
Speaker 3: a billion dollars or whatever, Adam would like shoot down
Speaker 3: planes with missile launchers, and You're like, I just want
Speaker 3: to like create something or whatever. So your your bucket
Speaker 3: list and your billion dollars is this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could build a city like SimCity.
Speaker 5: You can, you know, be the mastermind of this beautiful
Speaker 5: city and create this wonderful utopia and I could destroy
Speaker 5: it with my rocket launchers and that would be.
Speaker 2: A cool yin and yang for me and you. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: well I love it. Bucket list.
Speaker 3: Let's start filling out our bucket list because we are
Speaker 3: getting old and we do need to really like complete
Speaker 3: it for and so.
Speaker 4: The wrestling thing would do it for you. Blaze, that's
Speaker 4: a thing that's on your bucket list.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I think that would be really cool.
Speaker 5: And also like he wants to travel, but that's too
Speaker 5: much of a jam.
Speaker 2: Pam to me.
Speaker 4: That seems so like surface, like yeah, come here and
Speaker 4: like do this thing like see you Like.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like it's a it's a long list.
Speaker 3: It doesn't no, Like a bucket list to me is
Speaker 3: like something you have to do before you die.
Speaker 2: I don't have to do that.
Speaker 3: That would be a fucking awesome moment in my life
Speaker 3: to do, like be on the pro wrestling stage. That
Speaker 3: would be very cool, But I won't feel incomplete if
Speaker 3: I'm lying in my deathbed and I did not.
Speaker 5: I also feel like I don't have to do anything
Speaker 5: I just think it would be cool to do, Like
Speaker 5: I didn't have to go shark diving. That wasn't like
Speaker 5: I have to go shark diving.
Speaker 2: It was just when it was just.
Speaker 4: The pandemic and we were like perfect.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why you had done it once before with Efron
Speaker 5: in for in Hawaii for Mike and Aveny wedding dates,
Speaker 5: and we were just like, let's fucking do it. And
Speaker 5: then when I did it, like I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 5: that was insane and incredible.
Speaker 2: And then uh we did that, it.
Speaker 3: Wasn't as fun with us.
Speaker 4: You had some unfinished business. Yeah, Now, what was it
Speaker 4: like diving with him? Because I imagine like you were
Speaker 4: a little little a bunch of way for that. But
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, next to him, you got a
Speaker 4: lot more meat on your bones.
Speaker 2: Sharks are going for you.
Speaker 4: They're not necessarily going for mister Afron.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your body t They're like, he's one of us,
Speaker 2: he's one of us.
Speaker 3: Your body type is way more of a harbor steal right,
Speaker 3: he's got sharkskin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this little he.
Speaker 4: Has two little fish next to his dick, just.
Speaker 2: Swimming around Luga up. Got the what do they call
Speaker 2: these gills? Gill Gills. Yes, yeah, I'm so dumb. No,
Speaker 2: you're good, dude, Yeah, no, I was.
Speaker 5: I was for sure scared because it wasn't a small
Speaker 5: tiger shark, like we saw a couple of small tiger
Speaker 5: sharks when we did the tiger Shark Layer thing. It
Speaker 5: was thirteen feet. It was the size of a fucking
Speaker 5: van that came out of nowhere. It was fucking enormous, right,
Speaker 5: and then Zach swims up to it and grabs its fin.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like that, and everybody's like that ship was
Speaker 5: fucking insane.
Speaker 2: And then he does it two more times. Wow, dude, you.
Speaker 3: Have like a death wish? Does he have like a
Speaker 3: death wish personality where he's just like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't know. That's crazy, because that's that's disastrous. I
Speaker 3: would never ever know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it seemed like a wild I mean, it's a
Speaker 5: you know, there's a obviously it was a wild shark.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: We weren't in fucking sea world. We were out in
Speaker 3: the ocean, right, just grabbing tiger shark.
Speaker 2: So that was crazy.
Speaker 4: It's a weird question, Blake. It's a weird ques.
Speaker 3: When I say death wish, I don't mean like he's
Speaker 3: like suicidal or anything. I'm just saying, like, is the
Speaker 3: guy like just it seems like.
Speaker 2: I think he's a risk taker. Yeah, I think he's
Speaker 2: a risk taker. Yeah, he's like I dare you to
Speaker 2: kill me?
Speaker 5: God, I think I would, Like, you know, I want
Speaker 5: to go on a safari, Like I might shoot this
Speaker 5: thing in Africa later this year.
Speaker 2: That would be dope.
Speaker 5: And if I do actually shoot that movie, I want
Speaker 5: to try to extend and go on like a six
Speaker 5: safari and like see some.
Speaker 2: Lions and tigers.
Speaker 4: Oh it's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be incredible. I love that idea.
Speaker 4: It's the ship and you're also just in a van
Speaker 4: looking at animals. It's it's this weird duality where you're like, whoa,
Speaker 4: it's a fucking lion and we're on there turf.
Speaker 2: It's not the zoo.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, I'm eating Dorito's in this
Speaker 4: van that then we just drive away, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 2: Like, so let's cool.
Speaker 5: See you're allowed to bring sandwiches, because that's my follow
Speaker 5: up question. Didn't bring sandwiches and doritos?
Speaker 3: Now it's my bucket list all right now, right up
Speaker 3: to the top. Now it's my bucket right up to
Speaker 3: the top. What are the dorrito flavors in in Africa?
Speaker 3: Are there some different ones? Like some good ones?
Speaker 4: That's so racy?
Speaker 3: No, it is not, dude, I've been. I've been to Europe.
Speaker 3: They got some wild ass chip flavors overseas.
Speaker 2: You know, they got me.
Speaker 3: Even in Canada they got weird ass chip flavors.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like ketchup and maple syrup and ship No all
Speaker 5: dressed shout out to all dressed fucking one like Canada, okay,
Speaker 5: and also ketchup and Ketchup, but not maple syrup. That's
Speaker 5: not chip flavor. I bet they there's I guarantee there's
Speaker 5: a maple syrup chip up in Canada without a doubt.
Speaker 5: I mean maybe as a as a goof producers, feel
Speaker 5: free to put that in the chat.
Speaker 2: Think you they won't. They're busy, without a doubt.
Speaker 5: And it's sort of like kit kats in Japan, right,
Speaker 5: they got a lot of fun where they have like
Speaker 5: wasabi flavored kitkats and probably maple syrup, probably maple syrup flavored.
Speaker 4: I think I brought a bunch home for my kids
Speaker 4: and they were like, no, thanks from uh from Japan.
Speaker 2: Your kids are wild, dude. They said, No, that's wild.
Speaker 2: They are wild. That's a whole new jan Man. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know about your kids, but I mean I
Speaker 2: loved eating weird shit when I was a kid. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is that weird?
Speaker 4: I got Shamrock shakes the other night because we're at
Speaker 4: Shamrock shake season. It's a family tradition.
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, baby, happy Saint Patty's. Look at
Speaker 2: the Irish. Yeah, it's a lucky the Irish.
Speaker 4: The oldest kid was like no, and I'm like, what,
Speaker 4: it's a milkshake. He's like, I don't want a monk
Speaker 4: shake for McDonald's.
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, what the hell that? Well, that's
Speaker 2: no fun.
Speaker 4: Wow, I mean he likes shake shack. I mean, I
Speaker 4: guess is I think he just knows McDonald's.
Speaker 3: Some of these kids might be a little a little
Speaker 3: spoiled with their ice cream.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was gonna say, we've talked about this sport.
Speaker 4: You don't have to go to McDonald's anymore. There's so
Speaker 4: many other fast food options that are better now that
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm not stepping in that ship.
Speaker 3: But is it a fast food thing or is he
Speaker 3: got like, does he have the Los Angeles tongue for
Speaker 3: ice cream?
Speaker 4: You know, like, you don't talk about my son's tongue.
Speaker 2: He's always talking about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just whenever I talk about him, like how's
Speaker 4: the tongue.
Speaker 5: And maple syrup chips that I know that they're currently
Speaker 5: looking for producers.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying there's a lot of there's a
Speaker 3: lot of high falutin ice cream shops out of here,
Speaker 3: and sometimes these kids they don't realize that, you know,
Speaker 3: there there was a.
Speaker 4: No because he's basic dude. I got a bunch of
Speaker 4: like Jenny's ice Cream of the Day that has like
Speaker 4: the wild ass flavors, super good. And he goes, you
Speaker 4: didn't get any of vanilla? And I was like, sh no, honky.
Speaker 2: My god, Yeah, what a crackup? But he for sure is.
Speaker 4: And then I was like, and he goes, I don't
Speaker 4: want any of that. I'm like, what fucking almond brittle
Speaker 4: or like cookies and cream or whatnot?
Speaker 2: Cream? Baby, that's cookies.
Speaker 3: Hook cream is a that's a gangster. That's my bucket list.
Speaker 5: Well, kettle makes a maple bacon flavored potato chips, Okay,
Speaker 5: flying off the shew.
Speaker 3: Well, but that doesn't seem like it's just a Canadian flavor.
Speaker 3: That seems like some American ship to me.
Speaker 4: You said it so confidently. Okay, I bet that's probably
Speaker 4: gotta be somewmer in America.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably something else. Maple bacon potato chip.
Speaker 5: Oh there's a maple moose laced potato chip. Okay, that's Canadian.
Speaker 3: So if that's not from Canada, I don't know what
Speaker 3: it is, Well send some our way Canada. You know
Speaker 3: what the trade the trade wars are on. We can't
Speaker 3: get their chips more. Fuck, it'd be like it'd be
Speaker 3: a two hundred and fifty bus. So heated about that, dude,
Speaker 3: I'm heated, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 4: You're really into politics.
Speaker 2: No, I'm really so. Will you just tell me about
Speaker 2: how how it's all going? No, I just I bet.
Speaker 2: I bet it is.
Speaker 5: You used to own a T shirt company. I don't
Speaker 5: know if you still are involved in your T shirt company.
Speaker 5: But does that affect T shirt.
Speaker 2: Or T shirt company?
Speaker 3: Hurdle, No, I don't. I don't have a T shirt
Speaker 3: company anymore.
Speaker 5: Okay, No it doesn't, yes, Okay, but is that affecting
Speaker 5: the T shirt company business.
Speaker 3: I have no clue.
Speaker 5: Probably right, was it made? Were your T shirt? T
Speaker 5: shirts made in the US of A.
Speaker 4: Uh oh, here we go, sensitive question.
Speaker 3: They were printed in the United States of America.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not what I asked.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, T shirt blanks are unless you do
Speaker 3: American apparel.
Speaker 4: But at that time, T shirt blanks and now what
Speaker 4: are T shirt blanks?
Speaker 3: Like? If you look at the tag of some of
Speaker 3: your T shirts, you'll know that there's like all Style
Speaker 3: or guild in or American apparel. There's like shirts or
Speaker 3: Hanes or fruit of a loom. There's like certain places
Speaker 3: that create the base of your T shirt, the T shirt. Yes,
Speaker 3: and those are usually not made in America. American apparel was.
Speaker 3: But then the guy who owned that company turned out
Speaker 3: to be kind of a scuzzard and.
Speaker 4: A little cuckoo. Isn't it crazy?
Speaker 2: Isn't it crazy?
Speaker 5: Like this is it is going to make uh America
Speaker 5: great again.
Speaker 3: It's just a long walk.
Speaker 2: It's gonna suck a lot. We can't have this conversation
Speaker 2: with these hats on.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, of course we can.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Mike Rowe broke it down and I
Speaker 2: listened everything.
Speaker 5: Mike Rowe says, and he was saying that essentially it's
Speaker 5: gonna suck for a while.
Speaker 4: Like a generation or like six months.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, I mean hopefully. I don't know how long.
Speaker 5: He didn't say. I would not think a generation, or
Speaker 5: maybe it will. Maybe we're entering the Great Depression around
Speaker 5: But then everything is going to be built in America
Speaker 5: again and we won't won't be reliant on China and
Speaker 5: YadA YadA, which does make sense, but uh, you know,
Speaker 5: it's really going to fucking suck.
Speaker 2: And I liked my cheap ship from overseas. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll pissed now.
Speaker 3: But then again, I don't own an American factory.
Speaker 4: So I love the idea of just being sandwich between
Speaker 4: Canada and Mexico. Who start to just dig China. China's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: we'll hook you up. We're your friends now, and then
Speaker 4: we're just fucking in a ship sandwich.
Speaker 2: Hi. And then we can't go to Cazamel anymore? Can
Speaker 2: we get that chips? Do you have maple chips? Baby?
Speaker 5: But we just went to maple chips the maple kind Yeah.
Speaker 2: Pissed. I'm freaking pissed.
Speaker 4: Now our crews can't fucking land Yeah, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: I said, No, sir, go back.
Speaker 4: We go to Tampa where we leave in the year
Speaker 4: twenty twenty six, February twenty second.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a blast baby, Cosmeo.
Speaker 2: I've never been to Cosmeo either. I bet it's a freaking.
Speaker 4: Where I've been in Mexico? Where was your wedding?
Speaker 2: What town? Cabo Mamo, Sam Lucas? Beautiful? Crazy?
Speaker 4: You know I had a map of Mexico, wouldn't nowhere
Speaker 4: to point.
Speaker 2: M that's at the bottom of Baja California.
Speaker 3: Strand Yes, love Baja the tippy wit Baja Blast Baby,
Speaker 3: Let's have Baja Blast machines on the cruise ship.
Speaker 2: I would love that. There's now alcoholic Baja Blast.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, didn't I send you guys a picture
Speaker 4: from the liquor store.
Speaker 2: Yes? Wow, they really figured it.
Speaker 3: They have those taco bell cantinas, which are like bars
Speaker 3: and taco bells.
Speaker 2: So one down the street from my house.
Speaker 3: You're so lucky, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, never go.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's anywhere near Holly Wa.
Speaker 4: Do you guys like this stuff, the like the like
Speaker 4: brandification of just everything.
Speaker 2: Like I don't think so.
Speaker 5: Oh, do you know what I'm saying or not, Blake,
Speaker 5: you do if anyone likes it, it's you, you love it.
Speaker 4: I took a fucking video the other day of the
Speaker 4: ice cream ale, and there's they had rice Crispy Treats
Speaker 4: ice cream next to Honey Smacks ice cream, next to
Speaker 4: Fruit Loops ice cream, next to Ego Buttery Maple ice cream,
Speaker 4: next to Pops ice cream, next to Applejack's ice cream,
Speaker 4: next to Flatted Flakes ice cream.
Speaker 5: It's so good, so Blake, I've never heard of a
Speaker 5: thing Blake likes more than the brandification of that.
Speaker 3: I am a sucker for that shit. Yeah, I will
Speaker 3: say that we all.
Speaker 4: Are, because your knee jerk reaction is like, oh I
Speaker 4: love pops, gotta have my pops, right, But now it's
Speaker 4: like ice cream or like dental floss or like that's
Speaker 4: how I have an oatmeal that's now just like it's
Speaker 4: just yes it RFK, where are you pal that stuff?
Speaker 3: I'm learning to not fall for that stuff as much
Speaker 3: because like it never pays off as much as as
Speaker 3: you'd hope.
Speaker 2: Emotionally it gotcha.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll buy the Taco Bell chips and that's not
Speaker 3: really But what I do like is if you go
Speaker 3: into the sauce eye. Yes, we live in such an awesome.
Speaker 4: Time, like the Chick fil A sauce and like the Pana.
Speaker 3: Chile sauce, the subway dressing, the orange Chicken sauce, bro
Speaker 3: the in Buffalo wild.
Speaker 2: Wing sauce in the crib.
Speaker 3: Dude, I haven't been down the sauce isle in man.
Speaker 2: I didn't know this is a thing. That's real.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, We'll say I haven't had an energy drink
Speaker 5: in years and and uh it's been years.
Speaker 2: And I saw on the back of a truck.
Speaker 4: But you haven't had an energy drink in years now
Speaker 4: over a year.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's crazy. I take it back. I've had one. Okay,
Speaker 2: I have had one.
Speaker 5: I've had a sugar free Red Bull four months ago.
Speaker 5: You're like the Ghost energy drink. Okay, okay, they have
Speaker 5: a sour patch kid. Energy drink.
Speaker 3: Ghost is a workout supplement, correct, yes, pre workout, pre workout,
Speaker 3: pre workout.
Speaker 5: And then they also do protein powders and and shit
Speaker 5: like that, and they make a canned energy energy drink
Speaker 5: and it looks incredible.
Speaker 2: My mouth was watering.
Speaker 5: I'm driving behind this truck and it was like a
Speaker 5: you know, eighteen wheeler, and I was like, wouldn't mind
Speaker 5: combined with that with my with a few buddies, with
Speaker 5: a few buddies of mine?
Speaker 2: Why not? Okay?
Speaker 5: All right, so I get what the branification it got me, dude.
Speaker 5: I was like, sour patch kids.
Speaker 4: But dude, it's so crazy, dude. It's like toothpaste flavors, unavoidable,
Speaker 4: Like what the but like, don't you feel.
Speaker 2: Like a sucker? No, like a chunk.
Speaker 4: Don't you feel like they think we're dumber than we are?
Speaker 2: No, we are dumb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just we're getting dumber.
Speaker 3: We're getting dumber. We're getting Cereal.
Speaker 4: Isle is wild right now, dude, because the ice cream
Speaker 4: is all Cereal and then the Cereals all ice cream.
Speaker 2: It was all ice cream. What's the deal? Grab Cereals
Speaker 2: all ice cream? Ice creams all Cereal.
Speaker 3: I know, I still am a sucker for it because
Speaker 3: when I see like Reese's peanut butter cup fucking Cereal,
Speaker 3: or I see I gotta go, I gotta get. I know.
Speaker 4: And I think I told you guys that I went
Speaker 4: to a fucking Applebee's and I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 4: pop rocks in a true temple, like let's go. And
Speaker 4: then I was like, they got me. This is fucking gross.
Speaker 4: But the sugar game what it's like their.
Speaker 2: Last Hail Mary.
Speaker 4: They're like, we gotta offload all this stuff and put
Speaker 4: it into everything before our FK puts a fucking hammer down.
Speaker 3: I fucking hate it here, but I'm going to fucking Canada.
Speaker 3: Brou Do we think RFK is actually gonna do shit?
Speaker 3: Because uh, Trump eats like a fucking garbage can. That
Speaker 3: was just like to get his boots right.
Speaker 4: I know that was the whole thing when he he
Speaker 4: had to eat fried chicken with Trump. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 4: remember who's talking to him about it, but.
Speaker 2: He's like he's like ha ha, gotchall twist his arm.
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking hung.
Speaker 4: I just find it disturbing, man. I just find it
Speaker 4: fucking wild, cause it's like I feel targeted. Are you are?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 4: But like everyone actually it's fucking normal.
Speaker 2: But you like that shit more than anyone. I thought
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 4: But now when I feel targeted, it used to be cute.
Speaker 2: It used to be like, oh, I see Adam, this
Speaker 2: is what I was saying.
Speaker 3: I used to love it too, but Now it's like
Speaker 3: it's a little too much. I'm feeling like a mark
Speaker 3: too much like I used to be, like, well, just
Speaker 3: don't get it, then, just don't get it on starting
Speaker 3: to it's.
Speaker 4: But dude, it's becoming unavoidable.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't get it. I think it's cool,
Speaker 2: but I don't get it.
Speaker 3: You know, you know the cereal that I couldn't fuck
Speaker 3: with that I saw and I thought of you guys,
Speaker 3: Well have you seen these ones where it's like where
Speaker 3: it's yes, cinnamon two crunch loaded loaded.
Speaker 5: It's just I thought that's a compie, but they have
Speaker 5: multiple loading.
Speaker 3: And I and I thought about you guys immediately when
Speaker 3: I saw this, I thought about all my close dude.
Speaker 4: And the pop tart flavors now loaded are out of control.
Speaker 2: They're just different cream pike flavors.
Speaker 4: Compile.
Speaker 2: Did you try and do a come by joking up? Yeah, like,
Speaker 2: look at this is wild ed loaded?
Speaker 3: What everything is loaded with? Fucking seaman? Now what are
Speaker 3: they teaching?
Speaker 4: And if you go to like the kids ship, all
Speaker 4: the like yogurts, all those are flavored from some loaded
Speaker 4: with like paw patrol ship boo cocky.
Speaker 2: Yo play freaking bu cake.
Speaker 4: Look at the tricks Loaded actually looks like a fire
Speaker 4: ass like hip hop album. That looks like a Kuci Yeah,
Speaker 4: I feel like I just said that. You know, no,
Speaker 4: but it doesn't if it's who had the albums that
Speaker 4: like the diamond font.
Speaker 3: That was no limit for sure, no limit soldia, Like
Speaker 3: I told you, where's that?
Speaker 4: Where's the wrap snacks of cereal? How have they not
Speaker 4: done rap snacks of cereal?
Speaker 3: Oh dude, look at these though, Look at these? Look
Speaker 3: at General General Mills. Try to get into it with
Speaker 3: Hershey's and Pillsbury Billows.
Speaker 4: This is what I'm saying, Billows.
Speaker 3: See why are they filling everything with white good bro
Speaker 3: not mad dude, this is RF dude.
Speaker 4: You got is going to take it down, dude.
Speaker 5: And also Hillsbury cinnamon roll cereal that seems like a lot.
Speaker 3: Dude, Dude, that is that's bad, right, That's bad for you?
Speaker 3: Well obviously, yeah, all is terrible for you. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: how we started our day as young bugs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still will smash some syrual. I I still.
Speaker 5: Uh I eat protein cereal, which probably is even worse
Speaker 5: for you, But I'll have some protein cru just because
Speaker 5: they were like, wow, now, I'm just seeing a ton
Speaker 5: of way pro teen.
Speaker 4: Soy or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like what you look at the list of ingredients,
Speaker 5: so it's like a mile long, and I'm like, give me, gimme.
Speaker 2: You can't pronounce anything.
Speaker 4: Your boobs are huge.
Speaker 2: I wish they're huger, dude. Yeah, you can get them back.
Speaker 4: What's wild to me is that I used to dig
Speaker 4: going into the fucking cereal aisle and being like I'm
Speaker 4: about to get something naughty, and now I'm like.
Speaker 2: This is gross. This is too naughty. Yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 2: too old. It's a porn hob I know.
Speaker 5: But like that that that mustache went white and you
Speaker 5: lost your cool, dude, Yeah, I wish.
Speaker 4: I wish it would just all go white, as opposed
Speaker 4: to just like cobwebs here and there.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 5: I feel like you are six months to one year
Speaker 5: away from it being all white, because this a year ago,
Speaker 5: wasn't this white even close.
Speaker 2: To well, it wasn't this bushy, was it? Oh? No,
Speaker 2: this is you know what.
Speaker 4: I got scared the other day and changed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh god, what scared you, bud? He's not gonna
Speaker 5: make his bucket list your face? Oh wow, fucking burn
Speaker 5: bro't you epic slam. It doesn't very nice, killer.
Speaker 4: I'm not telling you it was.
Speaker 2: You could all.
Speaker 3: Hey, I want nothing more than for us all to
Speaker 3: be justper men.
Speaker 2: Boys. I want to do justper men.
Speaker 4: Just combing it in bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just call in a little sauce and your
Speaker 3: stash just jumps off the bag?
Speaker 4: Is it the Ohio State's football coach who's got like
Speaker 4: the dark beard that you're like it's just too dark?
Speaker 4: It's not.
Speaker 2: There's no way your beer is that dark.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there has to be some your beard is dark
Speaker 5: amount that you can no, I mean it does like
Speaker 5: there has to be saying, well, you can, you can
Speaker 5: age yourself down a little bit, but not to where
Speaker 5: you're like trying to act like you were a twenty
Speaker 5: six year old guy again.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, How do you guys feel about men of
Speaker 4: a certain age who two pays?
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say two pays who
Speaker 3: are on TRT, which Blake should be on.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's true, we're getting there.
Speaker 4: No men of a certain age who dye their hair
Speaker 4: well into their sixties and they can pull it off,
Speaker 4: And there's definitely some who cannot pull it off at all.
Speaker 4: Where you're like, you're eighty and your hair's like jet black.
Speaker 4: It's just off right. But the dudes who pull it
Speaker 4: off go for it.
Speaker 5: I don't think anyone can really blake Blague my points.
Speaker 5: If you if you're watching YouTube, you're in for a treat.
Speaker 5: He just gave himself a little foo man chew, a
Speaker 5: little ghost.
Speaker 2: As old as fuck. I look like I play in
Speaker 2: Black Sabbath. Brother.
Speaker 5: No, what's cool is you have a mustache, and that
Speaker 5: mustache is somehow thinner and wispier than your mustache.
Speaker 4: A mustache under your mustache. You don't look like you
Speaker 4: play in Black Sabbath. Does look like someone who plays
Speaker 4: it for their kids and on the way to school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're gonna look like this, Tommy. I also
Speaker 2: are called bands.
Speaker 4: They're a thing that used to exist.
Speaker 2: No, you look like someone who plays it for their kids,
Speaker 2: but their kids are grown and out of the house.
Speaker 2: It doesn't talk to them. Well come home, brother, brother,
Speaker 2: let me play you something. And you're like, you're like,
Speaker 2: I gotta play something. Dad quit calling me. I told
Speaker 2: you you're out of my life. Just let it go
Speaker 2: to voicemail. Just let me play something, brother, I gotta
Speaker 2: play you something, brother, brother, Dad, You're not my brother,
Speaker 2: I'm your daughter.
Speaker 6: Come on, brother, Uh dude, wow, dude, yeah no, I
Speaker 6: think I think the only way I would die my
Speaker 6: hair like that would be diet white.
Speaker 5: Like, if it's going kind of kind of gray or
Speaker 5: kind of white, just go just say fuck it and
Speaker 5: go full on uncle baby Billy and just get a
Speaker 5: shot ahead of white hair. That being said, if I
Speaker 5: go bald, full on hair plugs without even patty.
Speaker 3: I think I think hair plugs a terrible two pay
Speaker 3: is one of the cool list booking look when like
Speaker 3: you could tell that somebody just laid like a dead
Speaker 3: animal on there any take backs or and they go
Speaker 3: out the fucking house like that.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, but you like that ironic?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, sure. I don't know if they exists
Speaker 4: really anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh no, when you see them, when you see them,
Speaker 2: you're like, there's a guy at the breakfast spot.
Speaker 5: I go to a lot that has a crazy gnarly
Speaker 5: to pay. Dude, you see like the line that goes
Speaker 5: across it's a lost art.
Speaker 2: Truly.
Speaker 5: If you guys, wait, I think we might have talked
Speaker 5: about this, but if you went bald, would you guys go,
Speaker 5: would you get hair plugs, I would.
Speaker 3: I would for sure wear them lugs or.
Speaker 4: Like the new school ones like the Piven Jamie Fox joints.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's hair plugs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I guess I just don't even know it's what.
Speaker 4: Although I know somebody who took Roguain or whatever it fell.
Speaker 4: They were fully a bald person and now it's back.
Speaker 4: And do they say illustrious?
Speaker 3: Ye? Luscious luscious both are words.
Speaker 2: Are they luscious? Luscious? Luscious? Lucious?
Speaker 4: Their hair their hair is luscious.
Speaker 2: Now you mentioned baby Billy, I would try that.
Speaker 4: First thing before I would get like plugs taken from
Speaker 4: the back to the front.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you would have to do roguin first, because.
Speaker 3: If not, if I ball just on the top and
Speaker 3: had like a scullet, I would be hyped on that.
Speaker 3: I think that's the coolest hairdo ever is when you
Speaker 3: just even when it's just the horseshoe around the head,
Speaker 3: that's a lost hairstyle. And I think it's you're talking
Speaker 3: about hull cogin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're just talking whole coked. Yes, But I'm saying,
Speaker 2: even if you're if it's.
Speaker 4: A lot, I don't think anyone had that except for him.
Speaker 3: No if no, I'm saying, like, you know, like say
Speaker 3: you don't have long hair, you're still like a short
Speaker 3: hair guy, but you still have the like horseshoe the Costanzo. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's the coolest hairstyle in the world. No, everyone is
Speaker 3: ashamed to rock that, like Lebron should have that. That
Speaker 3: ship is fucking cool, dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the John Amos style. If Lebron had that.
Speaker 5: So it is weird that some people can can get
Speaker 5: hair plugs and it looks great, Like Joel McHale, like
Speaker 5: he has hair plug he talks about. I'm not outing him,
Speaker 5: but his hair looks great. You couldn't tell. You can't tell, right,
Speaker 5: he has. But Lebron, well, the guy has to get
Speaker 5: hair plugs every other weekend, it seems, and then it
Speaker 5: looks bad every time, like halfway through the year he
Speaker 5: loses his hair again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't even know. I haven't been paying attention.
Speaker 4: Why doesn't it look good?
Speaker 2: He's never admitted to it.
Speaker 5: But what I will say, it like just starts to
Speaker 5: it starts to fall out like halfway through the season.
Speaker 2: And I guess he's the athlete of court. I mean,
Speaker 2: why of course.
Speaker 3: But Lebron is buff enough and sick enough.
Speaker 2: I feel like Joel McHale probably works out like a
Speaker 2: yeah he does, I know.
Speaker 3: But Lebron is sweats NonStop.
Speaker 2: He's he's I don't think it has anything to do
Speaker 2: with sweating. They don't. I don't think they.
Speaker 4: Tell you, Tom, let's let's let's yeah, let's come on.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So he's sweating so hard the hair just shoots out.
Speaker 4: It's like, we gotta go, We're gonna drown.
Speaker 3: That's besides the point. Here's the deal is. I think
Speaker 3: that Lebron actually has that deal. I think he has
Speaker 3: a responsibility because he's such a fucking legendate. He's such
Speaker 3: an he's such a fucking athletic god specimen arguably the
Speaker 3: goat he isn't he could grow that hairstyle, the horseshoe
Speaker 3: and make it socially acceptable and really cool.
Speaker 4: Who is who's the last person to rocket that you?
Speaker 4: That is this person? That is this figure you're talking about?
Speaker 3: Do you remember speaking? I think Zeus Bruce Willis. I
Speaker 3: think no Bruce never really Zeus like from Greek Times
Speaker 3: or whatever, from No Holds Barred starring Hulkogan is the
Speaker 3: bad Remember the bad guy Zeus. I think he had
Speaker 3: it and it was really cool.
Speaker 4: So that's the guy that's the last person to pull
Speaker 4: it off.
Speaker 2: It's been a while. No, there's probably some people who
Speaker 2: were like.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, I can't summon the names. But they're like
Speaker 3: dudes in like funk bands that would like let their
Speaker 3: shit grow. That was really fucking cool, Like I want
Speaker 3: to say, like there was a dude in Cameo No
Speaker 3: that he had like.
Speaker 2: A flat wow. So all these deep cut all these
Speaker 2: deep cut bands that.
Speaker 4: Stop, let's just stop for a second, like van like
Speaker 4: the Van Gundy's the Van Gundy's Rocket. No.
Speaker 3: But that's the thing you have to still be. You
Speaker 3: can't be like a little like em. I want you
Speaker 3: to be like a buff dude.
Speaker 4: I think they're both over six feet, but they're just
Speaker 4: next to tall people, so you're like heating on them.
Speaker 3: They're kind of like turdy dudes though they're kind of
Speaker 3: nerdy guys.
Speaker 2: I don't know that.
Speaker 4: That's how you think about Like CP three and then
Speaker 4: you stand next to him, you go, he's bigger than me.
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: I'm talking to a guy con with some swag. Those
Speaker 3: guys don't have a lot of like swagger.
Speaker 4: Bruce Willis was he the last one to do this?
Speaker 3: I don't think he ever grew out the sides Like
Speaker 3: what isn'native?
Speaker 4: He looks like a dieard.
Speaker 3: No, that's like a buzz cut. At least I got
Speaker 3: a shave hit. That's not like.
Speaker 4: Can somebody pull up a picture of Bruce Willis and die.
Speaker 2: Oh he's talking about the long hair. He's not long.
Speaker 2: It just has to be.
Speaker 4: No, he's just talking about the horseshoe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bruce Willis doesn't have that. It's like one. It's
Speaker 3: like one.
Speaker 4: Even he's got a he's got a little bit on
Speaker 4: the top.
Speaker 5: He's got like a tuft, which my dad had when
Speaker 5: when we were when he before he was like admitted
Speaker 5: that his hair was bald.
Speaker 2: And that's dope too, And I'm down for that too.
Speaker 3: I love anybody clinging to their normal hair pattern as
Speaker 3: it begins to fade, it's even sicker.
Speaker 2: I think balding is fucking cool as buck. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: could agree that, being said, I would be are you
Speaker 2: setting something?
Speaker 5: I'd get hair yeah, I'd get hair plugs so quickly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it rocks.
Speaker 4: It's awesome that being said as fast as possible.
Speaker 2: That being said, uh absolutely, I would. I would.
Speaker 5: You gotta turn off that mustache, bro, It's not like
Speaker 5: that you could turn off and on a mustache.
Speaker 2: I wish I could, dude, I'm so.
Speaker 5: I just checked again, as if, as if it suddenly
Speaker 5: would start working and be able to be part of
Speaker 5: the cool thing where I can have mustaches like you
Speaker 5: guys can just add a mustache.
Speaker 2: But it's science.
Speaker 4: Hey, let's do take backs and ship I gotta.
Speaker 2: Go okay, all right? Any take back apologies? Any epic slams.
Speaker 3: I wish I could epic slam somebody in the in
Speaker 3: a wrestling ring that's on my bucket list.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty good points.
Speaker 4: And god, well, somebody sliding Blake.
Speaker 2: Will somebody sliding Blake's.
Speaker 4: D MS and tell him the last boss.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jesse Venturro.
Speaker 3: He's he's an animal, dude, I love you. Also, wrestler
Speaker 3: can't be a pro wrestler seems like sliding.
Speaker 2: Blake CMS with a person who's got the hair pot.
Speaker 3: I bet there's I bet there's a really metal bro
Speaker 3: who has Rick Rubin is pretty stick.
Speaker 2: That's long.
Speaker 3: I want I also want it not to be long.
Speaker 3: I wanted to be short. I wanted to be a
Speaker 3: short Oreshoot by the.
Speaker 4: Way, now that I'm like thinking, it's all just like
Speaker 4: Earthquake had it.
Speaker 3: Like wrestlers Mornice white hat it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot of a lot of Why is
Speaker 2: it all wrestlers? It's an insane It's an insane look
Speaker 2: is what?
Speaker 3: No, there's also you probably had a teacher who had
Speaker 3: the hat it okay, any other takebacks or dead.
Speaker 4: Rey No, I had a friend whose dad had it.
Speaker 4: Mister King, mister King had it.
Speaker 2: There you go player?
Speaker 4: Who else? Mister mister Philipsbourne had it? Was?
Speaker 2: It was a good look it was.
Speaker 4: It was like a little bit of an ownership thing
Speaker 4: where it's like I'm just gonna own it.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, so big shout out to Lowells. I'm a big fan.
Speaker 5: Thank you for sending me this ship. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Like you get anything sent to you.
Speaker 3: I got this chat dude, which I'm freaking I bought it,
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: I bought it out.
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Speaker 4: No, okay, well, absolutely, you'll be with You'll be amongst them.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. I'm a good begins but well not me.
Speaker 3: I'm harmless.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 4: I work under the boat. I work at the bottom
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Speaker 5: I love it.
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