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Speaker 1: Hey, love that you made it to the podcast. Thank

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Speaker 2: One thing that totally makes my day is when people

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Speaker 2: share our podcast and then tag us at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Yes, because then we can thank you in person. We

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Speaker 1: know who you are.

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Speaker 3: You know you men to stock your instant Lokia.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's too same, All right, follow the podcast, share away,

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Speaker 2: and enjoy the show.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And a new

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Speaker 4: survey came out saying that more than half of all

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Speaker 4: adults think screaming is beneficial to your health.

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Speaker 5: Oh really.

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Speaker 1: I was walking on with my daughter yesterday. I was like,

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Speaker 1: do you just need to scream? Would that be fit?

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Speaker 1: Would that feel good?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 1: And she's like, mom, there's people around. I'm like, well,

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Speaker 1: sometimes it's just as good.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 3: It seems concerning.

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Speaker 4: Though, Yeah, especially when they're being dragged by their like

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Speaker 4: an adult somewhere. They don't want to tell the child

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Speaker 4: to scream.

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Speaker 1: It's like instant stress relief.

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Speaker 7: Come on.

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Speaker 4: More than half of millennials say the louder they scream,

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Speaker 4: the better they feel afterwards.

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Speaker 8: Oh.

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Speaker 4: Meanwhile, older adults don't necessarily agree with that idea. Most

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Speaker 4: say that they don't like to scream loudly.

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Speaker 2: Jeffy, I think you should give it a try. I

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Speaker 2: think that it could really improve your life.

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Speaker 9: I think I naturally scream all the time.

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Speaker 1: And look how happy you are.

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Speaker 9: I'm always like, oh, yeah, I'm almost animated.

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Speaker 4: Despite the relief, only ten percent of people say that

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Speaker 4: they scream at least once a week.

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Speaker 4: Women are more likely to scream out of fear. Meanwhile

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Speaker 4: men more likely to scream out of pain.

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Speaker 9: There is a passion, jeff I.

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Speaker 4: Could be one and the same. There have been studies

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Speaker 4: though the show screaming provides long term mental health benefits.

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Speaker 4: So just remember that guy that's sitting at the back

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Speaker 4: of your bus, rocking back and forth screaming that the

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Speaker 1: Or the mom sitting out of school pickup. Okay, she

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Speaker 9: Leave her alone, Lady screaming and crying is so centered. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I wonder what effect the shock callar has on overall

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of studies into shock therapy.

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Speaker 4: If you want, we ainally got a room of well

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Speaker 4: balanced Einstein's in here, Digital Jake.

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Speaker 11: This holiday season forget caroling around the neighborhood or playing

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Speaker 11: Spin the candy Cane with your relatives, because this is

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Speaker 11: the hot new Christmas game everybody wants to play with

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Speaker 11: your family. Find out once and for all who's the

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Speaker 11: smartest member in your household. With trivia questions so easy

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Speaker 11: even our blockhead Charlie Brown could get them right. Let's

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Speaker 11: have another holly jolly edition of three and a half

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Speaker 11: Seconds with Alexis, and the theme of today's game is

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Speaker 11: popular Christmas carols. So let's start with Brooke. Your category

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Speaker 11: is Spanish carols. Are you going to bet on Alexis

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Speaker 2: I think Alexis is pretty worldly. She travels a lot.

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Speaker 3: I have a seventy day du lego streak in Spanish.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's also helpful. I'm going to bet for her

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Speaker 11: J Okay, through being on her, Alexis, you'll have to

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Speaker 11: finish this famous Spanish Christmas tune. It goes like this,

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Speaker 11: peleas Navidad, peleas navidad, feleast navidad prospero what.

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Speaker 11: Close to offensive. That's not gonna be We're looking for

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Speaker 11: prospero Anyo? Isn't that what she said? Close a pretty

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Speaker 11: good accents That does roughly translate to don't drink the

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Speaker 11: water from mommy's cup. So, Brookie, bet on Alexis, that

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Speaker 11: did not well for you to be getting shot today.

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Speaker 4: How did worldly Alexis get.

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Speaker 3: That doesn't have that?

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Speaker 11: To Jeff, your category is giddy up, jingle horse.

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Speaker 4: Or against Alexis giddy?

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Speaker 11: Oh her college mascot was a horse, that is true,

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Speaker 1: But think about this. How many slight rides would she

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's just Alexis's knowledge of music in general,

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Speaker 4: let alone Christmas music does not seem to be very strong.

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Speaker 1: Stronger than her Spanish skills.

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Speaker 4: Look, it's all not very good. Unfortunately, I'm gonna have

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Speaker 11: Right, Jeff's hope that she gets this wrong. Alexis, you

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Speaker 11: have to finish this famous Christmas lyrics. Okay, jingle bell

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Speaker 11: jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bells chime in jingle

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Speaker 11: bell time, Yeah, dancing and prancing in jingle bell square in.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what's the Spanish version of that.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna anyone else.

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Speaker 11: Alexis didn't even eat all of her three and a

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Speaker 11: half seconds. She got that right, and Jeff bet against her.

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Speaker 11: So the Brook and Jeff are getting shocked so far, Jose,

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Speaker 11: you may be able to save yourself if you got

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's fifty to fifty right now.

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Speaker 11: Jose, your category is pudding.

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Speaker 9: That's so random. I don't think she's ever mentioned.

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Speaker 2: Putting anybody who's casually pudding or hot bread pudding.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, get me in.

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Speaker 13: But from the girl who likes chicken nuggets strip in

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Speaker 11: Wrong, betting against her. Alexis. Finish this classic Christmas song.

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Speaker 11: We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a

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Speaker 11: merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas and a

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Speaker 11: happy new Year. Good tidings we bring up.

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Speaker 14: Up, Allow me to finish.

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Speaker 11: Please give at work, good tidings we bring to you

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Speaker 11: and your kid. We wish you a merry Christmas and

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Speaker 11: a happy new Year. Oh bring us some figgy pudding. Oh,

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Speaker 11: bring us some piggy puddy. Oh, bring us some fitty

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Speaker 11: pugging and.

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Speaker 1: Make it extra chocolate.

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Speaker 11: Alexis, I will give you a half point for singing that,

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Speaker 11: and I will give you negative three for getting that wrong.

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Speaker 1: Is not going to be chocolate girl.

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Speaker 11: Route we were looking for and bring it right here,

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Speaker 11: very demanding. Yes, she was saying you bet against her.

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Speaker 11: She got a wrong. Jose Safe.

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Speaker 14: That was three and a.

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Speaker 11: Half seconds with Alexis Christmas Carol Edition.

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Speaker 4: I want to say good work, Alexis, but I don't

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Speaker 4: even think that's fair. So Brooke and I are going

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Speaker 4: to be taking shot because we guessed incorrectly, and we're

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Speaker 4: going to be singing Happy by Farrell because fororeograph that

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Speaker 4: they're just bouncing like that was totally impromptu, natural performers.

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Speaker 4: That's your show collar question of the day.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I do not want to do this, but as

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Speaker 4: per management's request, let's get it over with. It's Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning with the top five signs

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Speaker 4: you bought a bad Christmas tree.

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Speaker 1: That Christmas tree number.

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Speaker 4: Five, that lumpy brown thing that just fell from it

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Speaker 6: Pine cone.

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Speaker 1: A tree and could you eat it?

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Speaker 4: Definitely don't eat that book.

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Speaker 1: The next number.

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Speaker 4: Four it won't fit in your car or in your house, which,

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Speaker 4: sadly for you, is the same thing on the Christmas

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Speaker 4: See this is management, Brooke, don't blame me for this.

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Speaker 4: Management wants us to do this list.

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Speaker 11: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that that was appropriate.

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Speaker 4: Number three of the top signs you bought a bad

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Speaker 4: Christmas tree. The rest of the Peanuts gang finally leaves

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Speaker 4: Charlie Brown alone and mocks you for buying yours.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know if I fully get that joke

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Speaker 2: a lot, but some grandma out there is cracking up.

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Speaker 4: That's for you, Grandma.

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Speaker 11: Number two.

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Speaker 1: I hate when consultants can get involved in our show.

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Speaker 4: Number two. The smell of your tree reminds you of

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Speaker 4: that time you were out in the forest when you

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Speaker 4: accidentally stumbled on that decomposing body. That's a bad Christmas tree.

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Speaker 4: And the number one sign you bought a bad Christmas

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Speaker 4: tree this year, it's covered in bugs and not the

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Speaker 4: cute kind like you find in your Panda Express.

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Speaker 5: Press joke, but we went there.

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Speaker 4: Who was ready for the season?

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Speaker 9: I know, I am stories is coming up. That was management.

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Speaker 9: They wanted us to do that feel.

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Speaker 1: Like I just got punched in the face.

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Speaker 9: You're doing laser stories right.

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Speaker 1: After this, but I do want orange chicken.

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that's helping out the shy guys

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Speaker 4: who don't have a holiday date this year with mistletoe drones.

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Speaker 4: Type in your crushes address and the drone will suddenly

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Speaker 4: show up to her house right before you do. Okay, steady,

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Speaker 4: Eddie's gonna get a kissed this year.

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Speaker 9: E give me and I've been wetting my whiffle this camp.

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Speaker 4: That's right, and it's all thanks to Laser Story, the

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Speaker 4: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 4: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 4: There's other tonsil touches, just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 4: is out of Louisiana. It was around midnight when Domino's

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Speaker 4: pizza delivery guy Terrence Watson pulled up to a house

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Speaker 1: He said the same thing as the sounding you guys.

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Speaker 4: Were on the same page. As Terrence got out of

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Speaker 4: his car, a person in a hooded sweatshirt swiped the

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Speaker 9: Bucks nobody got to you already got the buddy.

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Speaker 4: Like Terrence gave it to him and then reported the

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Speaker 4: incident to police. Yeah, and then just seven days later,

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Speaker 4: just around midnight, and you guessed it, the same thing happened.

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Speaker 9: Come on, man, you can just keep calling him back.

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Speaker 1: So now he's up to forty bucks.

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Speaker 4: The same exact dude jumped out, took the pizza, and

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Speaker 1: You know, I do like a robber that's not picky

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's taking whatever. However, this time police were able

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Speaker 4: he used to place the order, and when the cops

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Speaker 4: arrived at his house, they found a vital piece of

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Speaker 4: evidence in the man's trash can, a Domino's pizza box.

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Speaker 9: That'll do it.

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Speaker 2: Do you think he would have given himself up if

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Speaker 2: it would have been Hawaiian pizza?

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Speaker 4: I deserve to be by vice to this.

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Speaker 1: I'll wait to be arrested.

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Speaker 4: while later, Terrence was back at Domino's and got a

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Speaker 2: Oh can't fool me three times, sir.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, he didn't bite this time, and he

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Speaker 4: Why a fifty one year old woman named Olka Dogan

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Speaker 2: Creepy with the very blue, like crystal blue.

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Speaker 4: Chestnut, so would not smash No, And.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but somebody needs if you're gonna get pictures

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Speaker 4: Well, that makes it awkward.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes it awkward because Olca has been invited

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the surgery is not approved by the FDA yet yet.

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Speaker 1: Like bringing cash to a back.

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Speaker 4: Alley, it uses a laser to poke two tiny holes

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Speaker 1: Nope.

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Speaker 4: No, there are aving colors to choose from, including emeralds, green,

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Speaker 1: It's well, you know it's not FDA proved.

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Speaker 2: You don't know.

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Speaker 4: This is just the real stuff, just harvested from a beehigh.

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Speaker 4: You are fully awake for the entire procedure too. And

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Speaker 1: Yeohney, that's crazy. Now they all have the exact same color.

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Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of the feast Forum.

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Speaker 4: A company surveyed one thousand people on weight loss medications

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Speaker 1: Can you do that? Can you just like be like

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Speaker 4: I don't think. You just stop stabbing yourself with the injections.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The top food temptations for people on weight loss drugs

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Speaker 4: are Christmas cookies and sweets.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Fifty four percent of people want to be able to

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Speaker 4: scarf down more of those without thinking about their waistline.

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Speaker 4: Forty eight percent of Americans say potatoes of some kind,

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Speaker 4: mashed or scalloped are just too hard to pass up

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Speaker 4: about just raw with straight out of the ground don't

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Speaker 9: No, Oh, they're pretty good apple.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, put a little salt on them.

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Speaker 4: Maybe a few years, I'll hate myself enough to try it.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a juicy potato.

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Speaker 3: Yeah they are.

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Speaker 4: They have them, and it isn't just holiday dinners and gatherings.

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Speaker 4: In the poll, sixty four percent of people say they

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Speaker 4: a good chunk also don't take them around birthdays, weddings,

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Speaker 9: That's ironic, as I take more drugs during the holiday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the fun ones.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, true, don't make me eat more.

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Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of Holiday Headquarters. The

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Speaker 4: movie Elf is set in New York, and a big

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Speaker 4: part of the movie involves generating enough Christmas spirit for

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Speaker 4: Santa and his reindeer. Yes, so let me just say

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Speaker 4: it's a good thing. The movie wasn't set in Anchorage.

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Speaker 4: According to a recent website that analyzed a bunch of

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Speaker 4: Google search data to determine which states have the most

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Speaker 4: and least Christmas spirit, And wouldn't you know, the one

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Speaker 4: closest to the North Pole came in Dead Last, Alaska.

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Speaker 9: That's like Santa's neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: The state with the most Christmas spirit was surprisingly Utah.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense, high religion.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah. Other states with the most Christmas spirit

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Speaker 2: Wow, pick it up, Okay, spirit shame everybody, right.

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Speaker 4: As for this guy, he's all about Christmas spirit. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: he's in camouflage, but really he's just tape missiletoe all

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Speaker 4: around his show. He knows how to celebrate the holidays.

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Speaker 4: And Salmon's Laser Stories has comes to an end for

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Speaker 4: the day. Well, we'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 8: On Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: If there's one thing that women love, it's getting free

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Speaker 4: drinks at the bar from men that they have zero

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so much power.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: If you're like a Lexus, you'll do whatever it takes

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Speaker 4: to get that passion fruit white claw paid for whatever

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Speaker 4: that means. If it means listening to some old guy

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Speaker 4: with an eye patch tell you about how he lost

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Speaker 4: his left ear and both of his lungs while fighting

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Speaker 4: a giant squid at sea breathing, or even flirting with

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Speaker 4: the bathroom attendant by asking him to hold her hair

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Speaker 4: back while she hugs the porcelain.

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Speaker 3: Yeah him.

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Speaker 4: Recently, a guy got tricked into buying a woman a

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Speaker 4: drink at the bar, and he is not happy about it.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna hear how she pulled it off in a

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Speaker 4: brand new loser line coming up right after this.

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Speaker 8: Ant is this the right number? It's the line good by,

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Speaker 8: just call.

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Speaker 4: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you

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Speaker 15: Hey, there's Senorita. You must be a straight A student

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Speaker 15: because my name's Dean and you just made my.

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Speaker 4: List Dean's List.

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Speaker 15: Yeah they still have those anymore. Yeah, it's everybody. Just

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Speaker 1: Wow, you got to put him down at the same time.

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Speaker 4: And after he drops that line, whatever you do, don't

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Speaker 4: ask him about what it was like going to college

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Speaker 4: in the nineteen forties.

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Speaker 15: No, I can spin a yarn. Why don't you have

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Speaker 10: There?

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Speaker 4: Instead, give him the number of the loser line, so

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Speaker 4: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play over

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Speaker 4: the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 16: Hey, Ashley, it's I met you at the fertility clinic.

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Speaker 17: I actually asked you for your phone number to thank you.

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Speaker 17: You know, they have the private foods with the magazines

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Speaker 16: I had actually gone there a.

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Speaker 5: Few times and none of that stuff was working for me.

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Speaker 18: But you.

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Speaker 16: Did the trick you. I met you and you were

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Speaker 16: kind of my infra. If you get my drift, I

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Speaker 16: hope that's not weird. But I think you're an aspiring lady.

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Speaker 16: So maybe give me a call. I'll give you a

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Speaker 16: very special thank you.

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Speaker 9: Yeah goodness.

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Speaker 4: I don't think there's a higher compliment a man could

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Speaker 19: I think that there isn't a lower compliment. You know

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Speaker 19: it's not a compliment. God, did you just ruin my

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Speaker 4: A sweetheart? Manager?

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Speaker 20: I think it was, Oh my god, Hi, Chad, it's

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Speaker 20: see I'm calling. I was in your car about a

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Speaker 18: A cleaning charge.

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Speaker 20: I don't know what your problem is, but I didn't

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Speaker 20: me that you said it smelled like French fries. Yeah,

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Speaker 20: I work in a restaurant. I don't know what you

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Speaker 18: I thought we had a good talk.

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Speaker 21: I thought we would.

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Speaker 4: See each other after you gave me your card.

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Speaker 18: I don't know why you would.

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Speaker 20: Do this to me, but this is really ridiculous. You

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Speaker 20: don't have to have a card detailed because someone smells

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Speaker 20: like French fries. And for your information, even if it

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Speaker 20: were true that your car smell like French fries, French

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Speaker 20: fries are awesome, okay, and they smell a hell of

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Speaker 20: a lot better than that time forest cologne thing you

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Speaker 18: Okay, you need to go to because you're a jerk.

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Speaker 18: Next message, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's a jerk and French fries. I stand up

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Speaker 1: for her wholeheartedly.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, fresh French fries smell good, but stale French fries

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Speaker 4: like three day old French fries.

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Speaker 2: You just never worked at a burger place like you

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Speaker 9: It's just how it works.

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Speaker 4: I'm impressed with the driver though, who apparently made up

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Speaker 4: I didn't. She probably has like a left pocket for

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Speaker 12: Next message, Hey Barbara, if that's your real name, it's

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Speaker 12: remember from the bard the other night, the guy that

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Speaker 12: you tricked with your with your Latin tattoo. Just to

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Speaker 12: what does that mean? And then you were like, well,

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Speaker 12: then I bought you that drink, the most expensive drink

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Speaker 12: then you tell me, and you thought it was really

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Speaker 12: funny that what it said was buy me a drink,

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Speaker 12: and I'll tell you you wasted my time. He made

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Speaker 12: me feel like you were interested in me. I was

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Speaker 12: being nothing but nice to you. And then you turn

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Speaker 12: around and pull that up. How many people have you

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Speaker 12: done that too?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 12: You wonder you women, you all wonder why you can't

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Speaker 12: find a good man. It's because of people like you.

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Speaker 9: Hear me.

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Speaker 1: I love it. That's brilliant, as if you would have

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Speaker 1: found a good man in him. Yeah, that's the funny

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Speaker 1: part to me.

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Speaker 13: Everyone needs to do this now. Oh yeah, bodies, have

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Speaker 13: it literally spelled out. Buy me a drink and I'll

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Speaker 13: tell you you're gonna get a free drinks.

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Speaker 4: Have you been to our TikTok recently at Brook and Jeffrey. Remember,

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Speaker 4: because we post the number one loser line every week

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Speaker 4: on there, I'm just saying, don't sleep on this week's

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Speaker 4: you're gonna regret it. At Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Carla, this is the handyman. I was over yesterday

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Speaker 5: and I took care of that mailbox, and I noticed

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Speaker 5: that there's some work that needs to happen around your house,

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Speaker 5: you know, the gutters. It looks like you need some

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Speaker 5: minor roof for pare. I also took the little peek

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Speaker 5: through your windows and I noticed some cabinets that needed

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Speaker 5: touching up. Also, Kyle, rack in your bathroom that needs replacing.

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Speaker 5: I can do all of that for you. And again

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Speaker 5: I observed that you know well looking through your window.

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Speaker 5: Oh and most importantly, I can also build a cabinet

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Speaker 5: for all of the cute undergarments. That's some really nice

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Speaker 5: undergarments in there. I'll tell you. I can tell you

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Speaker 5: don't slack in that department. But anyway, your undergarments were

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Speaker 5: strewn all over the bedroom.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 5: You know, I can build you something really nice for

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Speaker 5: those undergarments. And any event, if you can give me

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Speaker 5: a callback, that would be great.

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Speaker 13: Oh my gosh, how much you want to bet he

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Speaker 13: accidentally has one or two of those undergarments.

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Speaker 9: I don't know how they fell in my hams.

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Speaker 1: She does to have a full glass house for him

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Speaker 1: to see all of that. She was in there.

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Speaker 9: I was inside, by the way, I was in the

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Speaker 9: piping up in your.

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Speaker 1: I've actually lived in there.

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Speaker 4: Now, you can listen to the Loser Line regularly at

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Speaker 4: this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to

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Speaker 4: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel. Yeah, Los your line

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Speaker 4: second dates and phone tabs all right there for you.

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Speaker 4: Phone taps coming up.

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Speaker 8: Next freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Imagine how nervous you'd be for your very first time skydiving.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 13: Oh I can't imagine, because I would never do that.

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Speaker 4: The anxiety of it. But now imagine the person that's

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Speaker 4: going to be strapped to your back for your first

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Speaker 4: jump is octagenarian Ellen winter That's what happens today. Wife

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Speaker 4: is pranking her husband, who's going up for the first

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Speaker 4: time with his buddies. Alan's gonna be breaking the news.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be your jump partners. Can't you hope he

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Speaker 4: remember to take my heart bills.

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Speaker 9: Oh you'll hear him fall asleep.

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Speaker 14: You're gonna hear.

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Speaker 4: His reaction in your phone. Tap right now. Another on

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Speaker 4: the twenties. Hello, Hello, is this Darren?

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Speaker 21: Yeah, this is Darren.

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Speaker 5: Who's this?

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Speaker 15: My name is Alan winter Bottom. I'm calling from West

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Speaker 15: Sky Diving.

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Speaker 21: Oh okay, it.

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Speaker 15: Says here on my sheet that you have a jump

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Speaker 15: booked for.

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Speaker 14: Yeah Saturday. Yeah, yep.

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Speaker 21: My wife actually booked it for me as a birthday gift.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 21: Me and a few friends are going to be there

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Speaker 21: this weekend.

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Speaker 15: Wow, that's real swell. My wife left me ten years

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Speaker 15: ago for a younger man.

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Speaker 14: He was eighty three saton.

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Speaker 21: I'm sorry to hear that.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 21: So why exactly are you calling me?

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Speaker 14: Sorry?

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Speaker 15: I almost dozed off there. I want to talk to

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Speaker 15: you about your lesson. So how many how many times

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Speaker 15: you done this year before?

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Speaker 21: This will be my first time.

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Speaker 15: Actually, oh, oh, it looks like we got some fresh meat,

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Speaker 15: but being a clean up on Aisle three?

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Speaker 21: Oh yeah, what exactly do you mean by fresh meat?

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Speaker 21: Clean up on Aisle three?

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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Speaker 15: You know, newbies whenever they go up for the first time,

533
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Speaker 15: they have a tendency to wet themselves from the fear,

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Speaker 15: so clean up on Aisle three.

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Speaker 21: I hope that. I hope that's not me. I hope

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Speaker 21: we won't have that issue.

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Speaker 14: Well, it happens to me every time.

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Speaker 4: Oh jeez, why I wear a diaper.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, you'll feel the warmth because I'll be strapped onto

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Speaker 15: your back there.

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Speaker 21: What do you mean you'll be strapped?

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Speaker 15: Okay, that's how this whole thing he works. It's called

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Speaker 15: tandem jumping.

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Speaker 21: Oh and so you're saying you and I are the tandem.

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Speaker 21: H just kind of curious. How old are you.

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Speaker 15: I'm old enough to know what the heck I'm doing?

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Speaker 15: Been in Normandy? What I said, Normandy?

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Speaker 21: You're telling me right now that you were in World

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Speaker 21: War Two in Normandy.

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Speaker 15: Good work, Sherlock. Yeah, I was there D Day. That

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Speaker 15: was actually my last jump till tomorrow with you.

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Speaker 21: Wait, so you haven't jumped out of a plane in

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Speaker 21: sixty years?

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Speaker 15: Hey there, sonny, I'm doing you favor here, Okay, because

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Speaker 15: some of the fellows who work here called in sick

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Speaker 15: and then old Alan had to go grab his old

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Speaker 15: war pair of shoe. Okay, mean no lip from young

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Speaker 15: people like you.

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Speaker 21: I wasn't trying to give you any lip.

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Speaker 15: I'm just by the way, you got any duct tape

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Speaker 15: because there's a few holes over here.

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Speaker 14: We gotta patch them up real clear.

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Speaker 21: Yeah, you know what, I think, I'm actually kind of happening.

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Speaker 21: Maybe some second thoughts about h this weekend. I'm not

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Speaker 21: sure you're.

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Speaker 15: Thinking you're worried just because I haven't jumped out of

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Speaker 15: a plane in over half a century that I don't

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Speaker 15: know what I'm doing, No, sir, just what I'm gonna

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Speaker 15: open up the YouTube's here and re learn all the lessons.

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Speaker 14: So you just hold on.

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Speaker 18: There, okay, sir.

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Speaker 21: If this is not safe.

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Speaker 14: You just hold on. Modern technology is no good.

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Speaker 21: All right, Sorry, sir, I'm really not trying to be

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Speaker 21: right here.

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Speaker 14: I'm just shut up there and things not connected. I think, no,

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Speaker 14: it's not working. Did you screw it.

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Speaker 4: Up, sir, I did not would.

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Speaker 21: You do do anything up? I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 14: Did you push your button?

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Speaker 5: Sir?

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Speaker 14: Just shut your mouth. There you're gonna ruin it. These

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Speaker 14: things are sens.

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Speaker 21: Okay, sir, that's it.

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Speaker 6: That's it.

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Speaker 21: I'm done. I don't want to go skydiving.

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Speaker 14: What's wrong you? You? You scared? You see so that

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Speaker 14: you need to borrow one of my diapers?

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Speaker 21: So does my wife need to cancel this skydiving lesson?

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Speaker 21: Or can I just cut the time right here because

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Speaker 21: I'm done?

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Speaker 15: Hey, don't we don't give refunds for prank phone calls.

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Speaker 21: Yeah, no, I'm not prank phone calling you. I just

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Speaker 21: want my money back.

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Speaker 9: No, I've been pranking you.

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Speaker 5: Boo.

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Speaker 3: What what the.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll put my old man boys away for a second.

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Speaker 4: My name is really jeff I host her.

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Speaker 21: My god, wait, this is the same person I've been

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Speaker 21: talking to the whole time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm actually a radio show host on Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning. And your wife set you up

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Speaker 4: for a phone.

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Speaker 21: Tab dude, Oh my god, you don't worry.

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Speaker 4: You're not jumping out of a plane with some ninety

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Speaker 4: year old.

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Speaker 21: Oh my god. It was like I didn't want an

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Speaker 21: upset a World War two veteran, but at the same

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Speaker 21: time I didn't want to die.

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Speaker 15: So I can you come over here and to play

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Speaker 15: some cream on my rash?

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Speaker 14: It's getting pretty bad?

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Speaker 21: No, sir, I will not be using any cream.

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Speaker 14: You're sissy. They don't make you.

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Speaker 8: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 8: the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: There's a famous saying from Thomas the Tank Engine, where

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Speaker 4: one wrong switch in the whole trains off the track.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Thomas wise.

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Speaker 4: Show. It means all it takes is one tiny hiccup

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Speaker 4: to completely ruin your plans for the day. And that's

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Speaker 4: exactly what happened to one of our listeners during a

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Speaker 4: Great Date where one minute he's running outside a girl's

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Speaker 4: apartment to move his car real quick, and the next

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Speaker 4: minute he's on a city bus miles away heading in

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Speaker 4: the completely wrong direction. Who how did his night get

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Speaker 4: so wildly off track? You're gonna hear it in a

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Speaker 4: brand new Second Date update coming up next Second Date updated.

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Speaker 4: On this show, we talk about us being foodies quite

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Speaker 4: a bit, and we love our food are eating right now, literally,

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Speaker 4: because everyone here is hungry constantly. But if there's two

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Speaker 4: single foodies out there, where's the best place for them

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Speaker 4: to meet.

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Speaker 1: Up, like to meet for the first time, or to

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Speaker 1: go on the first.

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Speaker 4: Date, Like, how about at a local food fair? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 4: we had two tongues dancing together over one fried gator kebab.

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Speaker 1: Put that in the description and you send them your date.

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Speaker 4: Ideaunds like love to me, but you're trying to go

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Speaker 4: to end on this gator stick. I bring up food

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Speaker 4: fairs because that's where one of our listeners met a

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Speaker 4: fellow foodie recently. His name is Paul, So, Paul, welcome

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Speaker 4: to the show.

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Speaker 10: Hey, thank you so much for helping me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the best part about being someone who loves food

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Speaker 2: is it's so easy to have conversation, right, yeah, you

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Speaker 2: always have something to talk about.

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Speaker 9: Good or bad?

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Speaker 10: Ye? Yes, yeah, absolutely no. In fact, I met Taylor

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Speaker 10: at a streets fair.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, So her name is Taylor, and how

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Speaker 4: did you too, like strike up a conversation? Paint the

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Speaker 4: picture for us, all.

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Speaker 10: Right, Well, we were in line for the Korean corn

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Speaker 10: dogs and just started chatting the.

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Speaker 13: Cheesy ones with the corn on the outside of it

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Speaker 13: looks like the corn cheese.

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Speaker 10: It's beyond description, and the taste was insane.

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Speaker 2: Now this is my new summer goal to seek out

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Speaker 2: write that down listeners.

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Speaker 4: Korean corn dogs are where real love happens. Did okay?

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Speaker 2: And so you and Taylor in line together? Is that

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Speaker 2: how you struck up a conversation?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, because she was behind me. So we just started

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Speaker 10: chatting about that and then other things we had had,

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Speaker 10: and then we kind of hit it off, and then

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Speaker 10: we walked the whole fair.

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Speaker 9: What that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: You guys are there by yourselves.

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Speaker 10: I was just there for me, but Taylor was there

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Speaker 10: with her sister and her sister's kids.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so it's easy to split off.

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Speaker 3: And yeah she was thankful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's so cute. Yeah, walk in the fair together,

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Speaker 1: eat in your Korean corn. I mean this sounds like

678
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: a great.

679
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 9: Sounding a Korean soapball.

680
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, what did you guys connect over?

681
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 10: She let me choose the next place, and I happened

682
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 10: to pick the exact one she wanted to go, And

683
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 10: we kept doing that back and forth where we were

684
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 10: almost like completing each other's menus as we walked along.

685
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 9: It's like, no way, I was gonna.

686
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 4: I wanted to go there.

687
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 1: How much did you eat?

688
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 2: Maybe she's in a food coma, that's why she's not

689
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: calling me back.

690
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 10: I did have the sweats, but I tried my best

691
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,839
Speaker 10: to camp it down.

692
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 9: But that's the goal is to get the sweats slightly.

693
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

694
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 4: So was this year date like just hanging out at

695
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 4: the food fair trying stuff together?

696
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 5: No?

697
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 10: When I did it, I we kind of parted ways,

698
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 10: but I said that I wanted to bring her food

699
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 10: from my favorite restaurant.

700
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: Day. Please tell me a different day after all this food?

701
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 4: You know what you want? It's more food?

702
00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah's not the same day?

703
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 10: Please, No, it's not. It was listed next.

704
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: To that is a thoughtful thing to do.

705
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, I think anybody who likes to cook or just

706
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 13: feed anybody else, that's just like such a good gesture.

707
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: And it's his love language.

708
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 14: Yeah.

709
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: How did that go?

710
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 10: Yeah? Well, I mean the food I knew was going

711
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 10: to be a home run because I had some kind

712
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 10: of leaf and you hand delivered them hand delivered. It

713
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 10: was handmade by an old Italian guy handed in me.

714
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 10: I handed it to her.

715
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 4: Like handed it directly into her mouth.

716
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 10: Yes, I wish she's like I can taste the Italian.

717
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, like staved, just dropped it off and drove off.

718
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 9: That's a good question.

719
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 10: No, I wanted to stay longer. But the place where

720
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 10: I had parked had like weird signs, and I think

721
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 10: I was like in a toe zone and I really

722
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 10: had kind of a short window.

723
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: And there wasn't any way you could just move your car.

724
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,919
Speaker 10: Yeah, I actually I tried to move the car because

725
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 10: I told her i'd be back.

726
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 4: Oh, just to go move it somewhere else and then

727
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 4: come back and finish your didn't you come? No, I

728
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 4: got to wait.

729
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 9: Wait you got your.

730
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, I had to deal with all that, and so

731
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 10: I was just hoping to bounce out, bounce back. But

732
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 10: here I am, I'm trying to get the car off

733
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 10: the wreckord and the guy's not even listening to me.

734
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 1: They'll never take it off. They act like it's some law,

735
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: and I call bs. I'm sorry. I have argued with

736
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 1: too many tow truck drivers.

737
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 2: As soon as the wheels are uplifted off the grill,

738
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 2: we can't do anything.

739
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 9: Bet you, you gave him like a hundred bucks.

740
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: I have tried.

741
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 4: Oh really, they are really stubborn but excellently soft lips. Right,

742
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 4: So you weren't able to get your car off the toe? No,

743
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 4: I wasn't too.

744
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 9: Wonderful.

745
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: Then they impounded, Then you have to go to the

746
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 1: pound place, then you have to have cash. It all sucks.

747
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 4: Well, No, what did you do about Taylor?

748
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:49,399
Speaker 1: Oh?

749
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 14: Sorry, I'm done with the.

750
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 10: Car, So I'm texting her telling you that I'm going

751
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 10: to come back, and then now the next thing you know,

752
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 10: I'm on a bus.

753
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 9: Wait to go get your car.

754
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: Do you not tell her that your car got towed?

755
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 5: No?

756
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 10: I thought I could just get the car and come

757
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 10: back like nothing had happened.

758
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: But rookie mistake that that's just like Murphy's law.

759
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 5: Right.

760
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 9: Oh man?

761
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: So wait, did you ever make it back there at all?

762
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 5: No? I didn't.

763
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 10: I just told her that I'd hit her up.

764
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 1: No wonder she.

765
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 4: Feels like you like ditched her.

766
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 14: In the middle of the day.

767
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: Did you ever explain Yeah?

768
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 10: I told her I'd explain it on our next date,

769
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 10: but it didn't sound like she was interested.

770
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 2: I mean, I totally get your circumstances and why you

771
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to say anything, but to her, it's probably

772
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,240
Speaker 2: a red flag that you're that unreliable.

773
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 4: Well, it's also a sign you shouldn't park in that area. FLA,

774
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 4: it's blocked off. So how long has it been since

775
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 4: your mishap with Taylor and the Canoli's.

776
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 5: It's been like a week.

777
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 2: Oh no, we had to get you a second date

778
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 2: so that that six hundred dollars or whatever it was

779
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 2: to get your was actually worth a hull.

780
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 9: Also, did she eat the Canolis? How good were d

781
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 9: This is the best restaurant you've ever been, you know.

782
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 4: I really like how Brooke is super focused on the money.

783
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 4: Jose's really focused on the food. Alexis I'm not sure

784
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 4: if she's paying attention on something.

785
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 9: We're gonna do something.

786
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 4: We're gonna get some answers for everybody when we come

787
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 4: back and do your Second Date update. Right after this

788
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 4: Hold On Second Date update. One of the most tragic

789
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 4: stories we have ever heard on this segment about a

790
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 4: lonely Canoley sitting on a plate, crying, waiting for a

791
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 4: warm mouth to bite into it, swallow it, and help

792
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 4: fulfill its culinary destiny.

793
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 9: The children's movie an animated.

794
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: We don't think she just ate two.

795
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 4: It's possible we don't know because our listener Paul never

796
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 4: returned to eat his canoli and finish his date with

797
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 4: Taylor because this car got towed and we all feel

798
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 4: bad for Paul, but that canol, Oh my.

799
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 2: God, and is so crazy to sit down at a

800
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: person's house to share a meal with them, go to

801
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 2: move your car, and then never return.

802
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, and keep telling him I'll be back, I'll be

803
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 9: back yeah a second. Yeah, never show.

804
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 4: But at least, like they said, he was texting or

805
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 4: trying to keep her informed on what was going on.

806
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 2: Vaguely, he's gonna tell her the whole story on their

807
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:22,839
Speaker 2: next date.

808
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,240
Speaker 1: That just never happened.

809
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 4: Yes, So we're going to try to make that happen

810
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 4: for him, hopefully get redemption for Paul, but more importantly

811
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 4: for that canoli. Yeah, Paul, you ready for this?

812
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 10: I'm absolutely ready.

813
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 13: Everybody hashtag team Cannoli if you're posting on social.

814
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: Have I she cried into those canolis?

815
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a cr Only one way to find out

816
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 4: is by dialing her number right now.

817
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 22: We'll see if she picks up here. We go, Hello, Hey,

818
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 22: we're looking to talk to Taylor.

819
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 18: Does is she may ask? Is calling?

820
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 4: As you may you're We're a radio show called Brook

821
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hi Taylor, Hi, Yeah, we're

822
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 4: all wanting to talk to you about actually a date

823
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 4: that you went on recently with one of our listeners,

824
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 4: a guy named Paul.

825
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 18: Oh wait, okay, I think I know what this is.

826
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 5: You do?

827
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 18: I think I seeing you guys on social media.

828
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. Hey, thanks?

829
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 3: Did you like to follow.

830
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,280
Speaker 9: Smash that subscribe?

831
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: But that's why she just did it?

832
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 4: Now uninstalled TikTok foreverything listening to it. But yeah, this

833
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 4: is a second date update. And we know that you

834
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 4: and Paul met at a food fair recently and you

835
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 4: had a brief hangout with him the week after that

836
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 4: didn't go quite according to play.

837
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: It was the next night.

838
00:40:55,239 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 18: Yeah, Yeah, it was weird. It was gross. Was not

839
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 18: the food.

840
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 4: Not the food, just the situation.

841
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: Makes sense why you'd be upset, for.

842
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 4: Sure, because we're aware that things were left on kind

843
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 4: of a weird note, because he said he was leaving

844
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 4: to go move his car. It was supposed to be

845
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 4: real quick and he came back, but he never he

846
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 4: never did.

847
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 18: He told me that he had to grab something out

848
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 18: of his car.

849
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, the truth is he had to move it.

850
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:28,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

851
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he didn't do a very good job of

852
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 2: explaining what happened next.

853
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 18: No, he didn't because he never told me that.

854
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well I.

855
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: Think he was hoping to explain in person. He was

856
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: pretty embarrassed.

857
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a lot of sorry, go ahead.

858
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 7: I don't know.

859
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 18: I appreciated him bringing me dinner, but yeah, he was

860
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 18: definitely in a different state of mind. Like, the whole

861
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 18: situation was pretty weird.

862
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: What do you mean the whole situation of him leaving

863
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: was pretty weird? Was there something weird before?

864
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 18: I mean, he was definitely different than he was the

865
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 18: day before. Like he sat down, he was checking his phone.

866
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 18: He seemed like rushed, nervous.

867
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 4: Maybe a little hungry, wanting to eat because I was

868
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 4: really looking forward to sharing it with you. He made

869
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 4: that very clear to us. Do you think maybe nerves

870
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,879
Speaker 4: played into it at all?

871
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 18: So I think I know what the real story is,

872
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 18: and that's why I'm actually not responding to him.

873
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:28,720
Speaker 4: Real story.

874
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think the real story is?

875
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 18: Well, I mean I was cleaning up after he left,

876
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 18: and I found the receipt still in the bag that

877
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,879
Speaker 18: he brought and it was a name and address. It's

878
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 18: like a completely different street, like a delivery going somewhere.

879
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.

880
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 9: Did he accidentally takes someone to go like.

881
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 4: The order wasn't for him?

882
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 9: Maybe not?

883
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 18: Yeah, I mean I don't know. He must have stole

884
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 18: the meal from like an Uber East driver.

885
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 3: Stop.

886
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 1: Stop. That is such an accusation.

887
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 4: Serious.

888
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 18: You explained the receipt with all the different information, and

889
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 18: then he's like, I'll be back in ten minutes, I'll

890
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 18: be back in twenty.

891
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 5: Yeah.

892
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 4: Well we should find out right now, because Paul.

893
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 14: Are you there?

894
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm here, Taylor.

895
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 4: He's actually been on the other line listening, wanting to

896
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 4: talk to you.

897
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 10: Oh god, Paul Taylor, Taylor, I promise you I did

898
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 10: not steal that from an Uber Eats driver.

899
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 9: Where'd the receipt come from?

900
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: Then there's probably a mix up.

901
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 10: I am a Uber Eats driver.

902
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 18: What what?

903
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 9: Wait?

904
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 6: Explain it?

905
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 1: I don't get it.

906
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 18: Can you tell me that.

907
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 10: I just didn't It was going to come up eventually,

908
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 10: but I just didn't really know how to say it,

909
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 10: and I was just more interested in the food and

910
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 10: your reaction to the food.

911
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 2: Wait, but why was the receipt to somebody else, Paul,

912
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 2: did you not order the food?

913
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter if you're an Uber Eats driver or not.

914
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 10: The order was for somebody else and they had canceled,

915
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 10: and so I had the food.

916
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 13: Did they really canceled then cancels?

917
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 5: No?

918
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 18: One I ate someone else's Canoi?

919
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 3: You would canceled? Your hooper's taking a long time because

920
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 3: he stopped at someone's house.

921
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's wait.

922
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 1: So wait, I thought your car got towed. I thought

923
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 1: that was the whole thing.

924
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 10: Are your car got no?

925
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 5: Look?

926
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 10: I wait, I didn't for the show. I just thought

927
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 10: it would sound better if my car got towed.

928
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: Because you had to finish a shift.

929
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 3: It's on your own time, though.

930
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you have food in the car that

931
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 2: you have to drop off at somebody's house, Alexis he

932
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 2: stole the.

933
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 4: Food dropping off at her house and he's like in

934
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 4: the car, Oh, you had to finish another order.

935
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 10: I I didn't think it was going to be that

936
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,359
Speaker 10: busy that night, but my phone just kept blowing up

937
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 10: and I just kept getting delivery after.

938
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 18: On so many different levels.

939
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 10: But because look, I'm not on apps and I and

940
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 10: I don't really dat a whole lot, and I don't

941
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 10: really meet people that really set me off, Like the

942
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 10: way you did when we met at the food fair,

943
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 10: I was like got another world and so just to

944
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 10: have an opportunity, even if it was just short, to

945
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 10: spend any time with you, for me was worth anything,

946
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 10: including just a small lie.

947
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:21,240
Speaker 18: That sounds really sweet, So like, I can't see someone

948
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 18: who has lied to me so many times, like upon

949
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 18: meeting Taylor.

950
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 4: Are you forgetting the gift of the delicious canoli that was.

951
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 18: Eli aren't cheap?

952
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,240
Speaker 9: Yeah, spensive treats?

953
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 10: Taylor, you have to admit that connoli was amazing?

954
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 21: Can you deny that it was amazing?

955
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 18: But the rest of it is just too weird for me?

956
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 2: Just call needs to apologize. He lied from the moment

957
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 2: the food got there. He lied to us, He lied

958
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 2: to her about why he left.

959
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 4: Like I support him lying to us, but the other

960
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 4: stuff that's not okay.

961
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 10: I just if I could just apologize, and I'm sorry

962
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 10: for putting anyone through this, but I really just want

963
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 10: a second chance. And if I could take you out

964
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 10: and really really show you who I am, I really

965
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:11,879
Speaker 10: believe this can be a thing.

966
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 4: Do you hear that, Taylor? He's inviting you onto his

967
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 4: next Uber each shift, which.

968
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 3: Is actually super helpful because if one person runs the

969
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 3: orders out in the other stays in the car, you

970
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 3: don't have to find parking.

971
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 4: Nice that you want to eat together to.

972
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 18: That does not sound very enticing to me.

973
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to ask an unpopular question here, Taylor,

974
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 4: do you have a problem dating an Uber Eats driver?

975
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 9: Oh?

976
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,919
Speaker 18: Oh no, of course not. But an Uber Eats driver

977
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 18: who has lied to me and been very like mysterious, fishy,

978
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 18: strange like.

979
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, look, that's fine. I'm gonna be one hundred percent

980
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 10: honest with you. I stole someone's food and I gave

981
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 10: it to you and you ate it.

982
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 5: You're an accessory.

983
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 4: Well, that has to be refreshing to get that kind

984
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 4: of honest Taylor.

985
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 18: Wow, that refreshing. Oh good, I'm gonna I'm gonna have

986
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 18: to go.

987
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 4: Well, before you go, I just need to ask you

988
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,280
Speaker 4: if you'd like to meet up with Paul one more time,

989
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 4: maybe on that Uber Eats route. I'm assuming it's a yes.

990
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 18: No, Jeff, I don't know how else to say it,

991
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 18: but that's a giant no.

992
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: Did the little Italian place get a new customer?

993
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 18: I'm never eating a canoli ever again?

994
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 4: You can't spell no without canoli.

995
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 9: There we go, Yeah you can.

996
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 4: Wait, you can't spell canoli without no.

997
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 9: Yeah you can candles.

998
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start spelling no as.

999
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 14: Darn it.

1000
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 4: Well, sorry, Paul.

1001
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 8: Breaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1002
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 4: Is honesty always the best policy?

1003
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

1004
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 2: Just like honestly, any honesty would be a good policy,

1005
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 2: just even an ounce of it.

1006
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 4: Jeff, Well, Paul was honest at the end there and

1007
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 4: admitted that he stole the conol from somebody else. And

1008
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 4: even that wasn't enough to win.

1009
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: Get credit for being honest after you lied and then.

1010
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 3: Got caught fifteen minutes l That is true.

1011
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 4: He did lie to us multiple times before that, and

1012
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 4: you should know we don't like to be lied to.

1013
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 4: We like to be lied on. Am I right?

1014
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 5: Brother?

1015
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: Okay, the mess up? I actually still really liked Paul.

1016
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,720
Speaker 2: I hope Paul thinks, yeah, I know his lying issue

1017
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 2: because I think that he sounded like a good guy.

1018
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 22: You're just sweet talking him for free conoles, and I

1019
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 22: don't not a bad play on, Jeff.

1020
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 4: If you want free stuff, we do this show for free.

1021
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're welcome.

1022
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 4: You check it out wherever you get your podcasts at

1023
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey and if you want our assistance, email

1024
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 4: the show. We can call that person who's not calling you.

1025
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,280
Speaker 8: Back, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1026
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 4: We all know the true spirit of Christmas is about

1027
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 4: being with the family, Yes, for sure, redding love and joy. Yeah,

1028
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 4: Christmas cheers and of course less competition and holiday bragging rights.

1029
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 4: I don't nobody on earth is more obsessed with winning

1030
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 4: than hardcore Christmas carollers. I know they might seem sweet

1031
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 4: dressed in their old Victorian outfits, singing about Yule Tide

1032
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 4: treasure and gay apparel.

1033
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 6: Fa la la la, la la la.

1034
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 4: But deep down they are warriors there to give their

1035
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 4: opponent a Christmas purb stopping they'll never forget. That's why

1036
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 4: we sent our own jose Bolanos and Alexis Fuller down

1037
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 4: into the holiday blood bag to ask the thousands of

1038
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 4: people there to bear witness what you're doing at the

1039
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 4: Christmas carol competition. Oh my god, we're gonna pulay you

1040
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 4: the hardcore audio coming up right after this. You know

1041
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 4: what Christmas carollers and snow have in common? What you

1042
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 4: pee on both and they disappear.

1043
00:49:56,520 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 9: No, that's not a thing, not the other night.

1044
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 23: Oh, during the Christmas Carol Championships in the city, it

1045
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 23: was on, Oh we're talking sopranos versus baritone, Biggie Pudding

1046
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 23: figaros versus the sugar plum sonatas. It was getting ugly

1047
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 23: up in there, and that's why we sent Jose and

1048
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 23: Alexis to drop the mic right in front of the

1049
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 23: stage to ask the people, what you doing at the

1050
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 23: Christmas Carol Championships.

1051
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 3: What you're doing at the Christmas Carolyn competition?

1052
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 6: Just hang out just me and my friends.

1053
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 3: Were you planning on coming to this tonight or.

1054
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 6: Did you just heck ya for a very long time?

1055
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 4: He sings in choir in our church.

1056
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:41,439
Speaker 1: Oh you sing?

1057
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 3: Are you wanting to be up there?

1058
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 6: I already got recruited by some groups, so next year maybe.

1059
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 3: Wait, this could be your big break. What would your

1060
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 3: song be that you sing up there?

1061
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 6: Silent night?

1062
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 10: Suh?

1063
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 6: Oh song?

1064
00:50:58,719 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: Are you restarting?

1065
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 6: Screwed up? The first time? Saw No? I crack under

1066
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 6: pressure real easy.

1067
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: I really not.

1068
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 3: I should not be putting pressure on you. I don't

1069
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 3: even notice.

1070
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:10,919
Speaker 6: Think.

1071
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:16,280
Speaker 3: Oh I thought this was like a professional, top tier recruitment.

1072
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1073
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 6: I think they were just giving our carts to pretty

1074
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 6: much anybody.

1075
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 5: See.

1076
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 4: I don't think I would actually want to go watch

1077
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 4: the Christmas caroling competition, but I would watch it if

1078
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 4: it was a bunch of people that didn't know any

1079
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:29,919
Speaker 4: of the words.

1080
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 9: Or words silent night, over and over.

1081
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know I could root for a caroler. That

1082
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: guy's got my vote next year.

1083
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 4: Man, we're all We're all there for you. What's you

1084
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 4: doing at the Christmas Caroling competition?

1085
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 7: Hey, I am a judge for the chral competition tonight.

1086
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 13: Wow, we got one of the official judges in front

1087
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 13: of us.

1088
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 4: So what does it take to be a judge for

1089
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 4: one of these?

1090
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 7: Really? Nothing at all. It seems like no no coral

1091
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 7: experience required it bro, I heard that Gloria song for

1092
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 7: the first time tonight. You ever heard the Gloria song?

1093
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 13: You don't, Okay, you don't know a lot of Christmas terms,

1094
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 13: probably like Holly Jolly.

1095
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,720
Speaker 7: Not know what figgie pudding is this whole time, didn't

1096
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 7: google it, didn't do anything, very little prep.

1097
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 13: This is like the Big Championship. It was also locally

1098
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 13: televised as well.

1099
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, is there.

1100
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 4: Anyone less qualified to judge a Christmas He doesn't need

1101
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 4: to know what carols are.

1102
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: I end up here.

1103
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 3: What you're doing at the Christmas Carolyn competition?

1104
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 24: So truly, we're actually here for a wedding. And wandered

1105
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:39,879
Speaker 24: around looking for a cocktail bar and heard some singing.

1106
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 3: And could not turn away. Oh wait, so you wandered

1107
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 3: into a Carolyn competition.

1108
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 24: Yes, Unfortunately they weren't taking any late carolers, so I

1109
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 24: just am here to watch.

1110
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 3: Oh wait, you wanted to go on stage?

1111
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 24: Yeah, that would be ideal, but apparently that's not a thing.

1112
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 3: All right, So you have some singing experience. If you

1113
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 3: were to go out there, you can't sing, but you're

1114
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 3: giving a pep talk to the carollers. What would you

1115
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 3: say to them?

1116
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 24: Like, listen, the whole world is gonna get cold if

1117
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 24: you don't get up there and sing Carol of the Bells.

1118
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're going to the threatening route.

1119
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 6: It's that serious.

1120
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 3: Do you have kids or anything? God, no, gonna say.

1121
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 3: I'm kind of worried for them if you talk like this.

1122
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 3: So you're a therapy Do you talk to your clients

1123
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:22,560
Speaker 3: like this.

1124
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: When they need it?

1125
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 4: Oh?

1126
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the therapy that I've been waiting for.

1127
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you get her her card and information because

1128
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 4: I think she's gonna have some new clients from the show.

1129
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 2: You go to a therapist to cry it out, but

1130
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 2: apparently she just makes you cry.

1131
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 4: Sometimes that's what you need.

1132
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, you could out there and stop crying.

1133
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,439
Speaker 4: It's what you're doing at the Christmas Carol Championships, where

1134
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 4: jose and Alexis braved the bitter cold temperatures and put

1135
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 4: their attraction for each other aside to ask other people

1136
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 4: a simple question. What you doing at the Christmas Caroling competition.

1137
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 3: We're a barber chop group.

1138
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 4: Wow, we do a lot of going jingle jingle, jingle

1139
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 4: jingle while everybody else is singing. By the way, you

1140
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 4: look beautiful. You have Christmas lights on your body of

1141
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 4: your shoes. Describe to people your shoes.

1142
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: Well, my boots are made of red glitter.

1143
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 4: And lights and lights.

1144
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 23: So cute about the lights and of course the candy

1145
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 23: cane leg warmers because you know you can't be a

1146
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 23: Christmas elf without leg warmers.

1147
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 4: Well that's awesome, Okay, So we.

1148
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 3: Have one of the best songs. It's a crowd favorite.

1149
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,839
Speaker 14: What explain what is that like? What do you mean?

1150
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 11: So we have a song that is about being alone

1151
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 11: on Christmas.

1152
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 25: Oh that's a crowd favorite, requesting do the alone songs?

1153
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 2: It's silent night because you're literally the only person there

1154
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 2: that Christmas.

1155
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 4: Believe, we have judges who don't recognize the song, singers

1156
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 4: who don't know most of the words, and we finally

1157
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 4: get someone who's supposed to be actually legit. And what

1158
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 4: do they want to sing about out? Not holly jolly Christmas?

1159
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 4: Alone and depressed? Where's my Zannies at? Actually again, I

1160
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 4: do want to go to that version of the show.

1161
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 3: What you doing? Did the Christmas carolling competition?

1162
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 6: Listen to the carrollers?

1163
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: Okay?

1164
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 6: I had a drink before?

1165
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 3: Oh it's too warm because it's cold out here. Drinking

1166
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 3: just for the warm or it does it help enjoy

1167
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 3: the carols a little more? Maybe a little bit of both? Okay?

1168
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 3: Are you rooting training teams?

1169
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 14: Well?

1170
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 3: The first one already won. Oh I missed the winner?

1171
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 3: Oops that was one of them.

1172
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 4: Oopsy?

1173
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,880
Speaker 3: Did the crowd like go crazy or anything? I missed it?

1174
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:39,280
Speaker 8: Sure?

1175
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 4: Cheer cheer, cheer, yeah, yeah yeah.

1176
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 3: What did you do when they won?

1177
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 23: You said, so, she fell off a building, had one drink.

1178
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 4: A second time? You became good friends with that one.

1179
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, watched the show, but we did sure dream.

1180
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 3: I feel like I could do my mom.

1181
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,839
Speaker 4: That was what you're doing at the Christmas Carol Champion, Jim.

1182
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 9: That was actually a good time.

1183
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 4: We got your phone tap coming up right after.

1184
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 8: This, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1185
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,800
Speaker 4: We got new players coming out of the woodwork left

1186
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 4: and right to take on Brook and today. His name

1187
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 4: is Garrett the Attorney.

1188
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:30,800
Speaker 1: It's an infestation and I'm.

1189
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 4: Playing playing this music because he, just like me, is

1190
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 4: a fellow mensch who's going to be celebrating for the holiday.

1191
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:44,800
Speaker 15: It's shalom, Brook, say Shalom doom shalom.

1192
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 9: Shut up.

1193
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 1: I think that's gonna get you canceled by jeff.

1194
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, I don't really care.

1195
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:57,879
Speaker 1: Traditions.

1196
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 10: So my kids and I built say Kiki torch Menora

1197
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 10: a few years ago. We'd like to pull it out

1198
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 10: every year, so looking.

1199
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 4: Forward to that.

1200
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 9: Wow, tiki Torch's interesting.

1201
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: Do you keep the fire extinguish here nearby?

1202
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 5: We do, that's a necessity.

1203
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, and you also do latkas and doughnuts and

1204
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 4: all the traditional hank of foods.

1205
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1206
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 18: If I haven't gained twenty pounds by year end. It's

1207
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 18: been a failure.

1208
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 5: Man.

1209
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 4: That's my man. All right, let's send Brook out of

1210
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 4: the studio, and while she leaves, I'm going to go

1211
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 4: over the rules really quick. You got thirty seconds. Answer

1212
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 4: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1213
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,919
Speaker 4: you could say past. But you do have to beat

1214
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 4: Brook out right to win. Are you ready?

1215
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 5: Let's do it?

1216
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 4: All right? Your time starts now. Eli Whitney was born

1217
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 4: on this day in seventeen sixty five. He's most famous

1218
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 4: for inventing what the cotton gin? In nineteen forty seven.

1219
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 4: Who was the first US President to appear on television?

1220
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 4: Harry Truman from What animal do we get Kashmir from?

1221
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 5: In?

1222
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 4: Which decade was prohibition?

1223
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 5: The twenties?

1224
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 4: What is the Italian word for ice cream?

1225
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 18: Uh?

1226
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 4: Let's three US states start with the letter C California, Connecticut,

1227
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 4: and what else? Colorado jumped right on top of that one, Garrett,

1228
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 4: good work. Brook's gonna come back into the studio. And Garrett,

1229
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 4: since your attorney, I just want to ask, really quick,

1230
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 4: is anybody suing us right now?

1231
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 5: No comment?

1232
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 4: Oh that'd be so funny.

1233
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 9: He's almolined to like get info from us.

1234
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 4: Well, do your kids want anything for the holidays? And

1235
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:33,919
Speaker 4: he gifts uh money, mostly.

1236
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: Money that sense.

1237
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 2: Jeff always tells a story about how his mom would

1238
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 2: give him a different part of his gift every day

1239
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 2: of hone cut like you can get the batteries one day?

1240
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 1: Is that normal?

1241
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 5: We haven't tried that one, but.

1242
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 4: It really cheaped out on it when it came to

1243
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 4: Holly Good Gifts. But let's do over the Are you ready?

1244
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 4: Let's do this? Your time starts now. Eli Whitney was

1245
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 4: born on this day in seventeen sixty five. He's most

1246
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 4: famou mis for inventing what O the cotton gin? In

1247
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 4: nineteen forty seven? Who was the first US President to

1248
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 4: appear on television? Roosevelt from what animal do we get

1249
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 4: Kashmir from?

1250
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 17: Oh?

1251
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 1: Kashmir? Mink?

1252
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 22: In?

1253
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 4: Which decade was prohibition?

1254
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 1: The twenties?

1255
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,919
Speaker 4: What is the Italian word for ice cream?

1256
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 10: Oh?

1257
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: Gelato?

1258
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 4: Three US states start with the letter C California, Connecticut,

1259
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 4: andyone else? Can I get a clarification on an answer

1260
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 4: from Brook?

1261
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 6: Yes?

1262
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, which Roosevelt?

1263
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 5: Oh?

1264
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: Which Roosevelt forty seven would be FDR.

1265
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 4: That was, you know, good investigative work over there. Miss,

1266
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 4: I know she she tries to skirt around the answers

1267
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 4: by giving vague.

1268
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: Gave you the last name of the president. That's what

1269
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 1: they go buy.

1270
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,479
Speaker 4: Let's go with the scoreboard to see y'all did with Jose.

1271
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 14: She got to cheap your head.

1272
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 9: You gotta talk to Garrett.

1273
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 1: Garrett.

1274
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 9: You got four correct todays.

1275
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Brook, Are you gonna go shah hard or goat?

1276
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: Oh? No, let's not do this anymore.

1277
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 9: You got five?

1278
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 1: Brook, me too.

1279
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 4: I had hope for you there, Garrett, but it just

1280
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 4: wasn't quite enough.

1281
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: You should have gone to our school.

1282
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 4: That's good.

1283
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 5: It was fun.

1284
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 4: They're gonna go over the answers really quick. Eli Whitney

1285
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 4: was born on this day, seventeen sixty five, most famous

1286
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 4: for inventing the cotton gin.

1287
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: I can't believe it came up with that.

1288
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 5: That was right.

1289
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:27,959
Speaker 1: I am really impressed with my brain.

1290
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 9: We learned, Garrett.

1291
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 14: Yeah, Garrett knew that one.

1292
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 5: I don't know that one.

1293
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 3: Were you impressed on that one?

1294
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 1: Garrett?

1295
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 18: I just I don't know where it came from.

1296
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 9: It, I know, I know, I feel like anyway.

1297
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 4: In nineteen forty seven, the first US president to appear

1298
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 4: on television was Franklin Roosevelt FDR the animal. We get

1299
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 4: cashmere from his goats. Goats make kashmere. The decade that

1300
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 4: prohibition happened was the nineteen twenties.

1301
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: I would have been the star of a speakeasy. I

1302
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: would have just lived in one of those.

1303
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 9: Things, would have owned a bunch of them.

1304
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: Oh man, you how many times I would have been

1305
01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: arrested in the twenties A lot?

1306
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 4: Yes, not usually a bragging port for people.

1307
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 1: But okay, I need a lawyer.

1308
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 4: The Italian word for ice cream is gelato. And the

1309
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 4: three states to start with the letter C California, Connecticut,

1310
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 4: and yes, Colorado. So Garrett, unfortunately weren't able to beat

1311
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 4: Brooke today, but just for playing you do get some

1312
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey swag.

1313
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, thank you, David.

1314
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: You'll have to call back in and try.

1315
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 4: His name's Garrett Direct. Don't worry, I'll be all right.

1316
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 4: Thank you, Garrett, Thank you for being on the show.

1317
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 4: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1318
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.