WEBVTT - Minisode 12: Hanging with Producer Jess

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey that's some Atlanta music right there. Yeah yeah, hello Beauty.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another Beauty Translated mini mini so number twelve,

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<v Speaker 2>can you believe it? And this time I have producer

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<v Speaker 2>Jess Crying chich in the house with me. Hi, Jess,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to the pod.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, thank you. It's so fun to be on this side.

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<v Speaker 2>On the front facing pod side. Yeah, you're always are

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<v Speaker 2>behind the scenes super producer. I'm really glad that that

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<v Speaker 2>we're finally able to have you on the show. To

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<v Speaker 2>introduce you to the listeners. Oh thanks, Well, Jess, tell

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<v Speaker 2>the listeners a little bit about who you are and

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<v Speaker 2>just what you do aside from working on Beauty Translated

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<v Speaker 2>or some of the other things you do. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So obviously I'm a podcast producer and audio producer, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also a musician. We've had so many fun musicians

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<v Speaker 1>on this show this season. It's been really awesome. So

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<v Speaker 1>I am trained as a jazz vocalist, but recently have

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<v Speaker 1>formed a new project called Boy Jane, a kind of

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<v Speaker 1>indie rock band here, you know, gigging around local here

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<v Speaker 1>in Brooklyn. So that's been really fun and it's been

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<v Speaker 1>my little passion project.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell Us about I love the name boy Jane, tell

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<v Speaker 2>us about the tell Us about the name.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thanks, It's like, it's such a stupid, silly little

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<v Speaker 1>name because all the music is written by me and

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<v Speaker 1>my husband, and so we're the founding members of the band.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was thinking, oh, like us as a duo,

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<v Speaker 1>what are we like? We're kind of like Tarzan and Jane.

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<v Speaker 1>But I would be the Tarzan and he would be

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<v Speaker 1>the Jane. So it's like boy Jane, girl Tarzan, Yep, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And obviously that's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>So we just stuck with boy Jane because it sounds cute.

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<v Speaker 2>That is cute, That is very I love that. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really glad I asked that question because I never knew

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<v Speaker 2>until today. That's really awesome. And I just have to

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<v Speaker 2>say Tarzan was one of my favorite animated movies as

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<v Speaker 2>a soundtrack. Yes, Phil Collins, you be.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, deep cut. Did you ever have those Disney

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<v Speaker 1>Mania CDs growing up where was celebrities or you know,

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<v Speaker 1>famous singers redoing songs.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't, but my cousins probably did, because I did

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<v Speaker 2>have cousins that were much more Disney like fanatical than

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<v Speaker 2>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I had a couple of those, and my

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<v Speaker 1>first ever crush on a celebri already was Usher because

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<v Speaker 1>he redid You'll be in my Heart, and it like

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<v Speaker 1>something in my ten year old brain was like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that is the sound of love.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to hear that. I might have heard that

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<v Speaker 2>version like a long ass time ago, but I need

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<v Speaker 2>to go back and listen to that because Usher, one

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<v Speaker 2>of my favorite R and B artists, that that sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like an amazing cover.

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<v Speaker 3>I stand by it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow Wow. Why don't we go ahead and get into

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<v Speaker 2>the news of today and why we fucking hate it here?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, every Thursday, every Friday we record you know,

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<v Speaker 2>for those the listeners. We do record these on Friday

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<v Speaker 2>and release them on Monday, so that I have the

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<v Speaker 2>latest in all the news. I go into Google and

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<v Speaker 2>what I do is I type in trans news. I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I just go and I'm like, what are the top headlines?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm always amazed at the patterns I notice with

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<v Speaker 2>the news articles. So many of them are Fox News.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very transparent that Fox News seems to rely heavily

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<v Speaker 2>on these clickbait headline articles. And it's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>trans people in sports and it's a lot of trans

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<v Speaker 2>kids stuff and stuff like that, and it's it's insane.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I just thought I would talk about that

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<v Speaker 2>for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean, they're grasping at straws for legitimacy, so

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<v Speaker 1>they gotta do something.

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<v Speaker 2>They're now fueling their headlines with like stuff about just

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<v Speaker 2>groups of people that they don't like, which are trans

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<v Speaker 2>women in sports and trans people having rights in general.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. So yeah, it's really upsetting. I mean, even

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<v Speaker 2>here they have so this is recent news literally from

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<v Speaker 2>an hour ago. Russia has passed a bill in parliament

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<v Speaker 2>that bans trans healthcare for uh Russians that are trans.

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<v Speaker 2>And that is deeply concerning because there are already a

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<v Speaker 2>country that has anti gay laws and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But the headline that Fox News chooses for this, to me,

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<v Speaker 2>feels very intentional. It says Russian lawmakers outlaw transgender medical

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<v Speaker 2>procedures to affirm quote traditional values. Oh my god. And

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<v Speaker 2>it's almost like when and I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 2>a conspiracy theorist, but you know, I am sometimes, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's almost like they're like, see, look at Russia, that's

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<v Speaker 2>you know, what we should be doing over here. Blah

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so fascinating with the cherry picking that they do

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<v Speaker 1>because obviously in our history, Russia the Cold War blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah, huge quote unquote enemy or whatever tension you

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<v Speaker 1>know to the US. And now it's like, oh, even

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<v Speaker 1>though they're you know, imminently wanting to engage in nuclear

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<v Speaker 1>warfare again, like, look at them, at least they're traditional.

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<v Speaker 2>We love that. Yeah, the Chrysto fascists in this country

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<v Speaker 2>are really simping hard for Russia. And it's like it's transparent,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. Yeah, I feel bad for people in Russia.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the Russian government is horrible. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>anyone in Russia should be blamed for that. And keep

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<v Speaker 2>in mind that the people do who do sympathize, they

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<v Speaker 2>have an all state run media.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like, you know, yeah, well, first off, really,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, controversial stance there. Russian government bad.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Another hot take from Beauty translated. But in other news,

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<v Speaker 2>trans athletes have been banned from international cycling and I

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<v Speaker 2>should note that, I mean that's a headline that I

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<v Speaker 2>just read from the Telegraph dot co dot UK, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>in the UK we call it turf Island. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>trans athletes, it was trans women have been banned from

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<v Speaker 2>participating in international cycling. I guess I could have seen

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<v Speaker 2>this coming with like the Lance Armstrong stuff we talked

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<v Speaker 2>about last week, and it keeps coming back up whenever

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<v Speaker 2>people need something to be mad about. The specific ruling

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<v Speaker 2>is that if anyone has gone through a male puberty,

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<v Speaker 2>they cannot participate in women's cycling, which you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>would continue to argue that, yes, while most people who

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<v Speaker 2>experience a male puberty are going to have some physical

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<v Speaker 2>advantages to people who do not, I think to pretend

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<v Speaker 2>that a male puberty is like this fulkinating like thing,

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<v Speaker 2>it goes back to this like bio essentialist and kind

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<v Speaker 2>of I think misogynists thinking that women are always going

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<v Speaker 2>to be biologically inferior to men. And I don't necessarily

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<v Speaker 2>buy that, Yeah, I know women, sis women. When I

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<v Speaker 2>say that, I know sis women who are biologically superior

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<v Speaker 2>to me, you know, and and I did go through

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<v Speaker 2>a male puberty, and of course everybody's body is different,

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<v Speaker 2>so I don't buy you know.

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<v Speaker 1>No, definitely not. I mean, it's like an elementary school,

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<v Speaker 1>middle school debate that everybody goes through in their class. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>boys are stronger than girls, So that means so like,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter what, the sports are more interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like the whole WNBA, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody cares about it because it's women playing basketball. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you've seen there's always been people on like

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter and whatever thinking that they could specifically do better

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<v Speaker 1>at tennis than Serena Williams, who was like like the

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<v Speaker 1>top athlete in my mind, like of the world. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just like the Hubris.

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<v Speaker 2>She prob Yeah, and I don't know do they do

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<v Speaker 2>how do they do tennis? Do they do gendered? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Okay does she ever compete against men? Like? Do they

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<v Speaker 2>ever do that? Does that know?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that was the whole the Billie Jean King

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<v Speaker 1>thing that she had the movie a couple of years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Not she you know, they the ubiquitous they made a

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<v Speaker 1>movie about her. Who was the first woman to play

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<v Speaker 1>against a man. I don't remember his name because who cares.

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<v Speaker 1>He's whatever, Because again, the whole thing was like.

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<v Speaker 2>He wanted to be like no, like you can't win

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<v Speaker 2>or can't meet your girl? Does she win?

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<v Speaker 1>She did win? She did win against Bobby Riggs. The

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<v Speaker 1>number one ranked men's tennis player at the time. Yay

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<v Speaker 1>Billy Jean King in the Battle of the Sexes match.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for her.

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<v Speaker 1>I also just feel like all these people who get

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<v Speaker 1>super riled up about who should and shouldn't compete in

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<v Speaker 1>sports aren't even like the people who are actually interested

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<v Speaker 1>in sports, right It's like, are you watching blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. I mean, sure, my perception is

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<v Speaker 1>that there are you know, toxic men watching the NFL

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, being.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, God, get them out of the sports.

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<v Speaker 1>But I feel like the majority of these noisy people

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<v Speaker 1>do they actually give a real crap.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when they do, they're fucking hypocrites. I just

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<v Speaker 2>pulled up this stupid bitches Martina and Narva Ritolova from

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<v Speaker 2>the Czech Republic, Sorry Czech Republic. This horror has been

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<v Speaker 2>participating in women's tennis her hall fucking career, and she

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<v Speaker 2>says yikes, yikes. Even on her Wikipedia page it says

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<v Speaker 2>LGB writes in her for what she does it she

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't advocate for transferright. She only advocates for gay people

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<v Speaker 2>because because she's a lesbian. First, Okay, I'm like, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So what does she think she's some mystical fairy like

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<v Speaker 1>nobody else like her exists or should exist.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, I guess. So why why it's an insane

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<v Speaker 2>With Katelyn Enginner last week, Kaitlyn Jenner participating in women's

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<v Speaker 2>golf doesn't think trans women should be able to fucking

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<v Speaker 2>cycle anyway? What's about her? We're gonna go on a

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<v Speaker 2>quick break and when we come back, we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>celebrate some good news and let's celebrate.

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<v Speaker 3>That they.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're back, all right. So first thing I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about in the let celebrate that segment. Miss

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<v Speaker 2>Netherlands crowns its first openly trans woman, Ricky Valerie Collier.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming that's how I say that, And congrats to her.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to celebrate her. She is stunning, and yeah, she

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<v Speaker 2>deserves it. She looks like a fucking Victoria's Secret model.

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<v Speaker 2>So of course she's been receiving hate for this because

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<v Speaker 2>she is now going to go on to compete in

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<v Speaker 2>the Miss Universe pageant, and she's been receiving a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of hate and a lot of once again, trans people

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<v Speaker 2>in another thing are being debated. You know, this whole

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<v Speaker 2>story about Ricky Valerie Colier winning reminded me of when

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<v Speaker 2>Genna Talakova in twenty twelve was all over the news

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<v Speaker 2>because she was barred from participating in the Miss Canada

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<v Speaker 2>Universe pageant, which at that time was run by Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was my first memory as a trans child

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<v Speaker 2>seeing Donald Trump be like super transphobic and hateful. Now

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<v Speaker 2>fast forward to today, a trans woman from Thailand now

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<v Speaker 2>owns Miss Universe. I followed pageants stuff for a long

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<v Speaker 2>time when I was like younger, mostly like trans women pageants,

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<v Speaker 2>because trans women have historically been excluded from beauty pageants,

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<v Speaker 2>and they have historically competed in our own LGBT community pageants,

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<v Speaker 2>which you know, was alongside a lot of a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of CIS gay men also, so it's nice that we

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<v Speaker 2>live in a world today where trans women can compete

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<v Speaker 2>in the same kind of as other women because they're

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<v Speaker 2>all getting plastic surgery. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about you, this is random, but every

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<v Speaker 1>time any picture, mention whatever of Trump shows up on

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<v Speaker 1>my feed, I have to immediately like scroll it out

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<v Speaker 1>of you like it. I feel like it will poison

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<v Speaker 1>me if I see it in front of my eyes,

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<v Speaker 1>Like literally some sort of black magic is gonna like

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<v Speaker 1>seep out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the fuck it's the fucking bird box or something.

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<v Speaker 2>During the Trump campaign, like in twenty twenty, I used

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<v Speaker 2>to watch there was a guy on YouTube who dubbed

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<v Speaker 2>his I forget.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you lip dubbed them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it was the guy who was in the tick,

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<v Speaker 2>the human tick or the blue whatever. Yeah, he dubbed

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<v Speaker 2>Trump with a like gay voice, Like did like gay voice,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was like word for word what he was saying. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was just gay voice. And so for a

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<v Speaker 2>while that was actually how I the only way I

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<v Speaker 2>could consume like a Trump speech was by watching the

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<v Speaker 2>gay voice dub. Wow. I love that. Yeah, that's incredible. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>all of that stuff. In twenty twelve with genaitel Cova,

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<v Speaker 2>she was all over the news. Trump dragged her through

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<v Speaker 2>the mud basically and just made a you know, a

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<v Speaker 2>fool of her. She's completely changed now she lives in

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<v Speaker 2>South Korea. She now no longer looks like a white woman.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks like a Korean woman. Oh no, and I

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<v Speaker 2>mean she's half she was half Korean anyway. I think

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<v Speaker 2>her mom was Korean, but you.

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<v Speaker 1>Were telling me she was another Alie London.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, not another Ali London. But she's definitely

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<v Speaker 2>half Korean, but she made herself look like one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>But she lives in South Korea and she has completely

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<v Speaker 2>like left the public eye altogether. And I don't blame

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<v Speaker 2>her because I think just all of that led her

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<v Speaker 2>to be like, yeah, I don't want to be in

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<v Speaker 2>the media anymore, and just moved to another country and

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<v Speaker 2>just basically took on another identity, you know, not another identity,

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<v Speaker 2>but like I am all pro that. I fantasize all

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<v Speaker 2>the time about getting my ffs, getting my vagina, getting

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<v Speaker 2>all of that, and then changing my name again and

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<v Speaker 2>then just moving to another country and never talking to

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<v Speaker 2>anyone again, and that way I can just be stealth

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<v Speaker 2>without because like you know, that's my thought, is like, well, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>if I ever want to be stealth again, how am

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<v Speaker 2>I going to do that? That's how I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>do it. Y'all won't even know. I'll be on the

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<v Speaker 2>next plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Where would you go?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if I told.

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<v Speaker 1>You that's true, you're right, You're right, don't reveal it.

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<v Speaker 2>I would go to Spain. I mean that's obvious. I

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<v Speaker 2>would go to Spain and I would turn into HILARI

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<v Speaker 2>a Baldwin, and I would pretend I'm Spanish, And yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I would. I would assume a new identity as a

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<v Speaker 2>Spanish woman. Well, which is my wildest dream.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I hope that's in the cards.

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<v Speaker 2>Free Spain loves trans women?

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<v Speaker 1>Does Spain really?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, Spain like that. Trans women have been like

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<v Speaker 2>in Spanish media for a long long time. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess I shouldn't sugarcoat it. If there are any Spanish listeners,

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<v Speaker 2>they'll be like, I'm actually, yeah, it's probably got a

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<v Speaker 2>good bit of transphobia. But I mean like there has

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<v Speaker 2>been transvisibility in Spain for a very long time. You

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<v Speaker 2>should watch Venino.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's been on my list.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm bad at TV.

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<v Speaker 1>If that can be a thing, like, yeah, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>get you. I'm just like a rewatcher of all the

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<v Speaker 1>boring brain candy. Yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that numb your brain?

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<v Speaker 1>But have you watched milf Manner?

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<v Speaker 2>What is milf Manner?

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<v Speaker 1>Milf Manner is a you know, like Love Island type

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<v Speaker 1>show for older women, for MILFs, and they're all like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just you know, younger men they keep up with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Older men just can't do it, you know. Blah, blah blah,

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<v Speaker 1>all the typical stuff. So the twist is that all

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<v Speaker 1>the men come out that they're supposed to be dating

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<v Speaker 1>and they're each other's sons.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what, Oh my god, women.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are the dating contestants are dating each other's young sons.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is the first season of the show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so they're never gonna be able to do this again.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, how can you trick?

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<v Speaker 2>Because they gooped and gagged these women, so it's all

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<v Speaker 2>of their sons. So these women are going to be

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<v Speaker 2>dating the other women's sons.

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<v Speaker 1>Is exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>That is horrifying. That is some fucking Lucille Blue Lucille,

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<v Speaker 2>what's her name from across the hall, Liza Minellias. That

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<v Speaker 2>is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you need brain candy that I'll have to

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<v Speaker 1>check that is the one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll have to check that out. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>that sounds insane. I I I actually love There's like

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<v Speaker 2>this episode of like I think it was like True

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<v Speaker 2>Life where it was like that like MILFs with like

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm talking like grannies, not like that's a guilf.

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<v Speaker 2>Then yeah, it was like a Gulf yeah, with like

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<v Speaker 2>younger guys, And I was like, this is crazy. But

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't There wasn't a twist like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, was it really true life?

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<v Speaker 2>No? It was produced life, you know. Okay, well that

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<v Speaker 2>is all we have for let's celebrate that this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much for tuning in to this week's

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<v Speaker 2>episode of Beauty Translated, and thank you for being here

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<v Speaker 2>with us, Jess, I appreciate it. Thanks, Carmen and h

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<v Speaker 2>Can you tell the listeners where they can find you,

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<v Speaker 2>follow you and listen to your music.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you guys can check out my band's Instagram page.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy Jane Underscore band. We are like just starting out

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<v Speaker 1>our Instagram page, so don't no hate.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, basically this summer we'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Be gigging around Brooklyn. Will be really soon at Branded Saloon,

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<v Speaker 1>beloved queer spot here in Brooklyn. So I will be

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<v Speaker 1>posting about those dates soon. So maybe I'll see you

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<v Speaker 1>all there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that sounds Oh I want to go to Brooklyn. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>be sure to tune in to Wednesday's episode. It is

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<v Speaker 2>a season the Now featuring the trans Trailblazer Monica Holmes

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<v Speaker 2>and her Darlene Wagner. I am talking to them both

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<v Speaker 2>about their lives and accomplishments and Monica Hulmes w you know,

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<v Speaker 2>is most famous for being the woman to create the

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<v Speaker 2>trans Pride flag. So I am so excited for next

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<v Speaker 2>week's season. For now, Jess hasn't even heard it. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't wait. I know it's going to be It's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be so good, So be sure to tune in

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<v Speaker 2>on Wednesday for that and have a wonderful Monday.