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Speaker 1: I'm moving nine point five nurse's office, Christine speaking. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Oh? Hello, hello, yeah, this is said? Okay, Ted,

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Speaker 1: how can I help you? Oh? Um, you didn't know?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, what about last night? No, what happened last night?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I should have told you. Um. My name

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Speaker 1: is Ted, and um I have a question. Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: what the nurses line is for question? Okay. Um. So

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Speaker 1: I was at a party last night and things got

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Speaker 1: like out of control. Okay, um, and there was a stripper.

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Speaker 1: I don't really know what happened, but I fell out

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Speaker 1: of my chair during the lap dance. All right, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: well that's not like the problem though, Okay, what is

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Speaker 1: the problem? Um? So, like when I fell, she bit me?

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Speaker 1: What did you say? Oh? She bit me, like right

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Speaker 1: on my arm, and I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: So I called my mom and I told her about it,

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Speaker 1: and then she freaked out and wanted me to call

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Speaker 1: a nurse and then and now like I'm on the

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Speaker 1: phone with you. Okay, Um, a stripper she bit It

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Speaker 1: sounds like really funny when you explained it, But I

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Speaker 1: mean it's not that funny because she bit me. But

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Speaker 1: it's just the way you said it was funny. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a strip of bit. Now what is your question? Do

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Speaker 1: you get STD if like a stripper bites you? No?

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Speaker 1: You well, STD is as from a sexually transmitted disease. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And then that's why I was like, oh, dude, that's

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Speaker 1: a stripper bite. That's probably a bad bite. You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? No, No, there has to be sex involved.

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Speaker 1: There's not a bite. Well, she was like sexy. I

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Speaker 1: know that. I did not say sexy. I said sex.

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Speaker 1: It was no sex. You do not have an STD. Um.

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to figure out if if there's

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Speaker 1: some serious rather ratifications you mean ramifications and ramifications you

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Speaker 1: can get from a bite as probably in section that's

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Speaker 1: about it. You mean like like a zombie. No, No,

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Speaker 1: like you know, like I've been watching a lot of

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Speaker 1: like zombie stuff. Okay, what is probably I don't think

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Speaker 1: you need to listen because it always starts with a

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Speaker 1: bite from a zombie. I listen to you, but you're

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Speaker 1: not making any sense. And I are you high? You

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Speaker 1: know you're really pissing me off. Now, I mean this serious.

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Speaker 1: This is a nurse's office, and this is for serious questions,

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Speaker 1: not somebody ridiculous. But the last time I checked, like

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Speaker 1: a worldwide apocalypse because of zombies starting with a stripper

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Speaker 1: bite could be a pretty serious thing. I don't think

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Speaker 1: you should take that lightly. That is ridiculous. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know where you're coming from with whoa, what? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? What's wrong? Now? I just realized something. Um

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Speaker 1: so the bite marks it looks like mine. Yea, I

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Speaker 1: think yeah, I think I may have accidentally been my

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Speaker 1: own arm. And you know what, actually, there wasn't even

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Speaker 1: a stripper last night. I was hanging out by myself.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I can crack this call and I

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Speaker 1: can find out who you are and where you are.

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Speaker 1: And I haven't been mind to call campus security. Oh

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Speaker 1: you know what's funny. It's like, I'll tell you where

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from. You don't even need to track it.

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Speaker 1: That will save me the trouble. Now, just tell me

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Speaker 1: where you're at. I'm gonna send somebody. I'm at a

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Speaker 1: radio station doing a prank phone call on you right now?

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Speaker 1: What did you say? This is Jewil from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the Morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your daughter Amber set you up. My daughter Amber set

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Speaker 1: me up for what a prank phone call on the radio.

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Speaker 1: She she says that you get a lot of ridiculous

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Speaker 1: phone calls as a school nurse, and I thought maybe

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Speaker 1: a stripper bike would help top that list. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe she did that. You're absolutely like a

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Speaker 1: stripper bike that you haven't gotten many phone calls about

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Speaker 1: stripper bykes? Have that? Absolutely no phone called stripper Bykes. Well,

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Speaker 1: the next time you get one, now you know it

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Speaker 1: causes the zombie apocalypse. Strippers that the week of every

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