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Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben

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Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere as it

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Speaker 1: is the Saturday edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben

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Speaker 1: Mallard and Danny G. Radio. I'm on drugs right now, man,

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Speaker 1: and we do this podcast because listen, eight days a

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Speaker 1: for me. And Danny does the show during the week

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Speaker 1: during the day there late afternoon, depending on where you

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Speaker 1: are with Cavino and Rich. But we are hanging out

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Speaker 1: with you all all weekend long. You can get this

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Speaker 1: so I don't need to tell you, but you can

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Speaker 1: tell a friend. And this the Saturday podcast Danny G Radio.

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Speaker 1: So exciting, this is so amazing. We've got NFL playoff

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Speaker 1: That's the whole nine yards. Yeah, I love Saturday football.

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Speaker 1: And one thing I've been loving about this podcast, Ben,

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Speaker 1: So on this Saturday editional the podcast, I've got Unmasked

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Let's do it? All right? So this

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Speaker 1: I had a just a pure clogged situation and all

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Speaker 1: that and from being sedentary for a few days and

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, but I'm all back to normal now. But

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Speaker 1: it was it was bad for a couple of days. Man,

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Speaker 1: that sounds uncomfortable just tearing about it. And I've taken

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Speaker 1: those cleansing pills before cleaning out. What a ship show, right,

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00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: It is a ship show. And I you know, my

433
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,679
Speaker 1: wife's so great about coming up with the other remedies

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Speaker 1: and stuff. So it's great, you know, having her and

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Speaker 1: helping me out so much. It was great to see Pooh,

436
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Speaker 1: you know, she is like Mary Poppins. But this was

437
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: not super califragilistic xp aidocious. It was the opposite. This

438
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Speaker 1: was shitty, shitty, bang bang exactly. It was shitty, shitty

439
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 1: bang bang. Uh. As far as Backscratcher is GONC we'll

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Speaker 1: move on from that. But I just wanted to share

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Speaker 1: that story. So if my advice is, make sure if

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Speaker 1: you get clogged up, well it happens as you go

443
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Speaker 1: through life, make sure that that's your only problem, and

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00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: and and double and triple check that you don't have

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Speaker 1: a hidden problem elsewhere that might pop up. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying, Backscratcher. Did we

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Speaker 1: have one, three or none this week? Danny, g one,

448
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 1: three or none? I'm gonna say we had no, Danny.

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Speaker 1: You are an optimist. You are wrong. We pitched a shutout, Danny.

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Speaker 1: We had not a single review. We had a bunch

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Speaker 1: of last week, but none this week. That man, you're

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Speaker 1: like a day Oh no, Mo, that's terrible. I have

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Speaker 1: a feeling though, this story that I just told will

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Speaker 1: inspire people to give us a nice review, probably rip

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Speaker 1: me and goof on me. And that's fine. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: T M I yeah, exactly. Uh So anyway you can

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Speaker 1: you can help us out on the backscratcher and check

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Speaker 1: that out via up the Apple podcast page, which it's

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Speaker 1: in the description. Danny has been great about that, very simple,

460
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 1: you can figure it out. So you're a smart person.

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00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 1: I believe in you. I trust you. So let's get

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Speaker 1: to pop goes the culture. Are you excited for pop goals?

463
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: The culture? Here? Poopoooo? So these are stories that not

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00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 1: necessarily sporty stories, but stories that have come across our

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Speaker 1: our attention, our desk, if you will. And then we

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Speaker 1: we didn't talk about them, maybe some of us did,

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00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: but we're gonna spend more time on them here. So

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Speaker 1: the the headline on this one, they're talking about weird.

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Speaker 1: The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for

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Speaker 1: over a year because no one can turn them off. Danny,

471
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Speaker 1: you see this story. Yeah, what a redunculus story. You

472
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: talk about incompetence at the higher highest level. So the

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Speaker 1: they're blaming this on the pandemic and supply chain issues.

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Speaker 1: This comes from the the school district in Wilbraham, Massachusetts.

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Speaker 1: For almost a year and a half, a high school

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Speaker 1: in that city has had the lights on around the clock. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and they have been unable to turn off. They have

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Speaker 1: about seven thousand lights in this massive old building and

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Speaker 1: it looks like the White House. I'm looking at a

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Speaker 1: photo of it. It's it's pretty cool. I wonder if

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Speaker 1: that includes lights like on their sports fields. UM, not

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Speaker 1: sure about that. But it's m I N N E

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Speaker 1: c h A U G min Chog Minschog. It might

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Speaker 1: be Minshog, I don't know, but it's it's a region

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Speaker 1: all high school in this town in Massachusetts. And so

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Speaker 1: the story on this is that they built this thing,

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Speaker 1: this light system, like a decade ago. The system was

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Speaker 1: installed and the whole plan was they're gonna save money

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Speaker 1: and energy and all this stuff. But the software that

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Speaker 1: that runs the light system failed in August of this

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Speaker 1: in the spring it's in the suburbs of Springfield where

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Speaker 1: alf the alien O Piner lives. And so the lights

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Speaker 1: failed in August, and ever since then they've continued to

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Speaker 1: run and the taxpayers and this they've had to pay

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Speaker 1: a small fortune in in electric bills, and so the

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Speaker 1: the idiots at the school district they're like, wow, there's

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Speaker 1: nothing we can do. It's a significant amount of money.

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Speaker 1: But they had to get these special lights out of

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Speaker 1: China to that to replace the system, and they could

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Speaker 1: and get the lights and there was no other way

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Speaker 1: to turn that of off. The system was fucked up,

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Speaker 1: and they use these highly efficient fluorescent and led light

503
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Speaker 1: bulbs and in anyway, so they couldn't get the lights fixed.

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00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: They didn't have the access to it because of supply

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Speaker 1: chain issues, and so rather than figure out a way

506
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Speaker 1: to solve the problem, they just left the lights on

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Speaker 1: and said, Okay, that's it. And the school the building

508
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: dates back to nineteen fifty nine and it was it

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Speaker 1: was replaced the original high school nineteen was replaced by

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Speaker 1: this other building like over a decade ago. And anyway,

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Speaker 1: if they finally just got the green light to get

512
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Speaker 1: the system from China, but a year and a half, Danny,

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Speaker 1: that is insane, right, I mean, that is it is

514
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Speaker 1: not so. I mean I yell when the kids leave

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Speaker 1: the living room light on for an hour. Yeah, you've

516
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: become We've all become like our father or a mother.

517
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Speaker 1: We've morphed into that as we've gotten older. He was like,

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Speaker 1: what are they act like that? Now? We're like, we're

519
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: just like them. We have new Ammo now you can say,

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Speaker 1: what do you think you're in fucking Massachusetts? That's right,

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Speaker 1: you think you're at a high school in Massachusetts. Come on,

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00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: you think that power is free? Come on that way,

523
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: you're born in a barn? Yeah, all right? Did you

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00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: guys talk about this story on Caveto and Rich a

525
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: woman has sued a concert venue because she got so

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Speaker 1: drunk she blew up a home and caused fifteen million

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00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: dollars of damage. About that? What? Yeah, this is in Canada,

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00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: so I was reading this story. So apparently the woman

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Speaker 1: went to like a Maryland Manson concert. I think she

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Speaker 1: got completely ship faced drunk. She gets kicked out of

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Speaker 1: the concert, she's that intoxicated. She then drives, because why

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Speaker 1: wouldn't you do that if you're stinking drunk? She drives,

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Speaker 1: She of course crashes her car because she's hammered. She

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00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: ran her car into a house. The house then exploded

535
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: because the car ran into it. A bunch of people

536
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Speaker 1: got injured that the fire spread to three other houses,

537
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: so four houses are destroyed. She played guilty. She she's

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Speaker 1: in jail, but she's decided to sue the food services

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Speaker 1: company from the concert venue because the claim is it's

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Speaker 1: their fault because they kept serving her alcohol while she

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Speaker 1: was drunk, and they didn't stop her from driving drunk.

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Speaker 1: And so she's blaming all these other people and so

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00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: and just trying to that you're liabel. Maybe the laws

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00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: are different in Canada, but she's an adult, I believe, Like,

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Speaker 1: what's what's the deal on that? We're not in charge

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Speaker 1: of your life? You moron? Yeah, if you make bad decisions,

547
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: you're going to end up doing things that you're going

548
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: to regret and could get you in jail. You're lucky

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00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: no one died in that in that I'm looking a

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Speaker 1: photo here. It's it's freaking nuts. Like she took out

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Speaker 1: one home and then that fire, like the whole neighborhood

552
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: had to be evacuated and these homes are completely like

553
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: charcoal craziness. What a loser? All right? How about this one? Spotify?

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00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: There's a story out of Spotify. They they did a

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00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: study on the top music to listen to to go

556
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: to bed, the best music to help you fall asleep.

557
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: It's going to replace the Bed Mallard show out there.

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Speaker 1: You are you you want to take a swing at this?

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00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: What do you think the top music is? If you

560
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:09,959
Speaker 1: want to snooze. Well, usually it's like quiet Storm, which

561
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: is like jazz, soft, R and B. I mean I

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00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: I use that. Um. There's an app where it plays like,

563
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: you know, the rainforest and little birds chirping and a

564
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: shotgun being cocked. I like the sound of rain um.

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00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: But I don't usually have I like background I was

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Speaker 1: I have a fan, I have some I gotta have

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Speaker 1: background noise. But as long as I have white noise,

568
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: I'm good. But according to Spotify, they claim that Billie

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Speaker 1: Eilish a track from from Billie Eilish, and also there's

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Speaker 1: a song from a South Korean boy band, Dynamite from

571
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Speaker 1: the boy band BTS. I don't know what that is.

572
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: Are you up on your South Korean boy bands? Then?

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00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: I mean know who that is? Because there's there's even

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Speaker 1: a K pop store at the mall in Thousand Oaks

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00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: and it's everything BTS. It's ridiculous. That's a world I

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00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,439
Speaker 1: don't know anything about. That's a that's just a whole

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00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: different universe for me. But anyway, they did the stock out, Yeah,

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00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: they did the study and they identified that based on

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00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: their information, this is what people end up end up

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Speaker 1: listening to. And they claimed that the tracks, including Dynamite

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Speaker 1: and Lovely are very popular, very very now, is it possible, Danny,

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00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: that the people listen to this music to fall asleep

583
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: because that's just music they like and they happen to

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Speaker 1: fall asleep. Is that conceivable that this just happens to

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00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: be music that's important to these people and they happen

586
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: to listen to it at night when they fall asleep

587
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 1: or is that outrageous? Well, it also confirms that this

588
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: generation has really bad taste in music, I would think so.

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00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: They say that Lovely the Billy Eilish duet with Khalid,

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00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: and it was featured in a Netflix drama Thirteen Reasons Why,

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00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: that has people go to sleep. So I don't know.

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00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: How about this one from Vegas? You were just in

593
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Speaker 1: Vegas a v I P. A big wig in Vegas

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00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: has revealed how big a high roller you have to be?

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Speaker 1: How much money do you have to spend to get

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00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 1: a high rollers status in Sin City? Danny? To be

597
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: called a whale, I'm gonna say you have to drop

598
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Speaker 1: at least a hundred thousand dollars. Hundred thousand dollars you're

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Speaker 1: going with here, So the numbers on this the way

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Speaker 1: this is broken down the high rollers status. Uh you

601
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Speaker 1: have to but I should take this back that the

602
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: whale thing is maybe not the right term, just high roller. Um,

603
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,280
Speaker 1: so you have to play the twenty five dollar slots,

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00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: the five dollar slots, things like that. I'm trying to

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00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: get the exact number here. There's a lot of numbers

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Speaker 1: in this in this story. So to get gold status,

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Speaker 1: and that means he's got rooms are free, as much

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00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: food and beverage as you want. Everything's done, uh, he said.

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Speaker 1: In twenty this goes back to he bet sixties six

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Yeah, not too far off. Yeah, he said,

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Speaker 1: he won. This is wild. So he put sixty six

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00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: grand in a slot machine or different slot machines, and

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00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: he ended up netting a win of two was in

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Speaker 1: one nine. So it's a lot of That's a lot

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00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: of work, man, that's a lot of work, uh, he says.

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00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: And then he this guy goes through everything. He's like

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Speaker 1: two thousand eighteen. He was like the king right because

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00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: he went it was in Vegas. The limo would pick

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Speaker 1: him up. He was in the VIP lounge. He had

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Speaker 1: a nine d square foot suite with a balcony overlooking

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Speaker 1: the Bellaggio fountains. But in order to get that, he

622
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: had to spend a hundred eighty three thousand dollars on slots.

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Speaker 1: He lost that year almost fifteen thousand dollars. But that sheez.

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00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: But he goes through. He he spends. He has a

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00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: whole like spreadsheet this dude on how much he's spent

626
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: at the slot machines per year, how much he's won. Like,

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00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: he goes through the whole deal and he's yeah, he's

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00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: gonna wind up dying of lung cancer. You spend that

629
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: many hours in those smokey casinos. Yeah, Like it's cool

630
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: getting the v I P status and all that, but

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Speaker 1: does that offset the whole How about this? If you

632
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: lose fourteen grand, but you get you stay at the

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Speaker 1: hotels all the time and you get free free money,

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00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: like free free drinks, food rooms, does that offset the

635
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: loss of fourteen thousand? If that you'd have to live there,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't you. It's like the Mallard calculator at the Super

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Speaker 1: Bowl last year. Let's see, you would be adding up

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Speaker 1: all of that stuff to make sure the offset was correct. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did to do the math on that. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: free the free food in the hospitality room at the

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Speaker 1: radio road things. So this guy coined out, since seven

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars, seven thousand, seven hundred thousand dollars coined

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Speaker 1: out Jack Potts, he ended up winning a hundred and

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Speaker 1: twenty four thousand dollars. Uh. And he goes through the

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Speaker 1: whole thing and he ended up I believe he's lost

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Speaker 1: over since he's lost over thirty four almost thirty five

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars on slot machines. So, but he's a V.

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Speaker 1: I P. Danny. Guys, if I'm reading this right, you

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Speaker 1: guys a VP. Come on? What more do you need?

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Speaker 1: All right? This is pop goes the culture with you

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Speaker 1: a few more? Did you see this? Uh? Pamela Anderson

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Speaker 1: said she she's never watched the tape that made her

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Speaker 1: more famous than anything. I did see this? Yeah you

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Speaker 1: believe that? No? I don't believe it. Yeah, she gotta

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Speaker 1: be lying, right? Strippersh of people too not come Twitch

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Speaker 1: banned a streamer this, this woman for showing her feet

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Speaker 1: on camera? Should you be banned? Danny? Should be banned

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Speaker 1: for showing your feet? They're like some Kevin Durant looking feet. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I looked at a photo. I mean, maybe

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at a bad photo, but they look all right.

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Speaker 1: It don't look like the worst feet I've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: You are, I'm an expert, me and Rex Ryan. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Here's when waffle house employees are rebelling against a menu

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Speaker 1: hack that has popped up on social media. And there

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Speaker 1: said no, uh f you, we are not doing doing this,

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Speaker 1: and some people have learned the the hack. It involves

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Speaker 1: a breakfast sandwich that features eggs, cheese, and a variety

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Speaker 1: of meat between two waffles. And so these people have

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Speaker 1: been saying, oh, here's what you can get and all

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Speaker 1: that you can assemble the sandwich yourself, ordering the ingredients

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Speaker 1: by a number of customers have gone to waffle house

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Speaker 1: and they've they've started to try to get the people

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Speaker 1: they're like, fuck you, we're not We're not doing it,

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Speaker 1: and uh they've been shut down all because of a

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Speaker 1: TikTok video. We did some research on the Covino and

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Speaker 1: Rich show. There is one waffle house location in Phoenix.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, are you gonna go to the waffle house

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Speaker 1: when you're there. I haven't been to one since I

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Speaker 1: was in Atlanta. Yeah, it sounds good to me. It's

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Speaker 1: better than way better than Denny's. I have not been

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Speaker 1: to a waffle house since I was in Florida, like

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Speaker 1: a long time ago in the nineties, i ate as

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Speaker 1: at a waffle house and it was like the coolest thing,

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Speaker 1: you know, because I've never seen a waffle house. I've

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Speaker 1: heard about the waffle house, but you you go to

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Speaker 1: the waffle house, it's like, oh man, this is like

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Speaker 1: the legendary place in the South. Um. Now, when you're

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Speaker 1: in Arizona, you gotta go to Holvers, which is a

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Speaker 1: Wisconsin restaurant but a great, great fast food place. And

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Speaker 1: it's all over Phoenix. They got a bunch of locations

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Speaker 1: around Phoenix. Wonderful. Uh, let's see do a couple more,

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Speaker 1: get out of here. On the the pop culture, all right,

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Speaker 1: how about this one. A recent report says that something

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Speaker 1: people use to commute is filthier than a toilet. And

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Speaker 1: this is something we see all the time, especially where

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Speaker 1: we do the show from you know those e scooters,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and those e bikes. Yeah, they're gross with germs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they say that those are up to that's the weasel term,

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Speaker 1: up to fifty eight thousand times filthier than a toilet.

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Speaker 1: Researchers have looked at the amount of bacteria covering public

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Speaker 1: transportation options, and they've pointed out that your typical public

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Speaker 1: e biker scooter is carrying thousands of times germs of

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Speaker 1: the average toilet bowl. Wow, how does that happen? Are

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Speaker 1: people like pissing on the scooters? Are they shipping on

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Speaker 1: the bikes? Like? What's going on with that? Yeah? Is

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Speaker 1: that homeless people popping wheelie's on the bird scooter? Gotta

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Speaker 1: be it's it's it's got I mean, it's gotta be

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Speaker 1: the homeless people. I mean, maybe there's just disgusting people

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Speaker 1: that aren't homeless, but man, and that is why right

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Speaker 1: there that I have hand sanitizer attached to my keys

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Speaker 1: and in my pocket at all times. Yeah, they say this,

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Speaker 1: This thing says the two most bacteria written surfaces in

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Speaker 1: public gyms are exercise mats and the weights. O good

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Speaker 1: Sotta used the treadmill of the gym. My ass feels

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Speaker 1: so good right now, so I don't have to necessarily

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Speaker 1: worry about that. All right, We'll get out on that

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Speaker 1: we got the mailbag on Sunday. Anything you'd like to

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Speaker 1: promote here, Danny, As we wind things down on this

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Speaker 1: fifth hour, it is our last NFL Saturday, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be going to have some fun with Jonas Knox his

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Speaker 1: Saturday program eleven am to one pm on the West Coast.

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Speaker 1: And then right after that, Steve Hartman the loose Cannon

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Speaker 1: himself along with Ephraim Salam a Heisman Trophy voter. Steve

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Speaker 1: Hartman he is, yeah, he was never mentioned that. He

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Speaker 1: doesn't like to bring that up. He said he never.

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Speaker 1: He also doesn't like to point out that he worked

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Speaker 1: for Al Davis and there in the Raiders that no, no,

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Speaker 1: I know, it's it's you've never heard that before. All right,

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Speaker 1: have a great rest of your day, enjoy the playoff

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Speaker 1: games today, and we will catch you next time. Osta Pasta,

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Speaker 1: gotta murder, Gotta go,