Speaker 1: Answer, Elvis Durant. Phone tap.
Speaker 2: Here comes the phone tap. Dear Elvis, I want to
Speaker 2: phone tap my two aunts who live together, and this
Speaker 2: comes from.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 2: Her name is Verity Verity obviously, uh, these two women
Speaker 2: living together, they cannot stand telemarketers. So we're gonna stick
Speaker 2: Scary Jones and he's gonna call them and sell them
Speaker 2: some stuff. So let's listen in to today's Michael Oppenheimer
Speaker 2: phone tap.
Speaker 1: Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with MeVis
Speaker 1: ninety dot com. How are you doing today? Miss?
Speaker 3: Okay? But I'm not interested in anything you have to sell.
Speaker 1: I have a question for you. How do you take
Speaker 1: something from dull to dazzling?
Speaker 3: All right, I'm not interested.
Speaker 1: You be dazzled it with the original B dazzler stud
Speaker 1: and rhinestone setter today you're in luck. Hi, It's mister
Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer with the B Dazzling hung calling prepared to
Speaker 1: be dazzled? Miss? Now, are you on a list of
Speaker 1: people to be called today? Miss?
Speaker 3: Which I do not call this Do not call this
Speaker 3: number again.
Speaker 1: Don't be dull, be dazzling with the BE dazzler.
Speaker 3: Man. I'm not call this number.
Speaker 4: I can.
Speaker 3: Do you understand English?
Speaker 1: You can be dazzle ahead a shirt, a belt, or
Speaker 1: a scarf or a sweater. It's easy and it's fun.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: You'll get the original Be Dazzler, plus all the rhinestones,
Speaker 1: the studs and the stars that you'll need.
Speaker 3: White ass.
Speaker 1: Even if you've never threaded a needle. Hello, who, Even
Speaker 1: if you've never threaded a needle, You'll be dazzling in minutes.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, stupid, but miss I'm one of you.
Speaker 1: Hello, excuse me.
Speaker 3: U nana?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3: I don't give it.
Speaker 1: What if you order now, it will be fourteen dollars
Speaker 1: and ninety five cents plus seven dollars ninety five cents
Speaker 1: shipping and handling.
Speaker 3: It's if it's flight. I don't want it. Do you
Speaker 3: understand that I do not want it?
Speaker 1: Did you ever want to put some shimmer in one
Speaker 1: of your belts or your pants?
Speaker 3: You buy it and you give it to your mother.
Speaker 1: What credit card would you like to use it? This time?
Speaker 3: You are once stuff instead of a bitch.
Speaker 1: But the Be Dazzler is the fashion craze of the season, ma'am.
Speaker 3: You want to sell it in all.
Speaker 1: Are there clothes that you were considering throwing away? No,
Speaker 1: because if they were, you can now be dazzle them
Speaker 1: with the beat down.
Speaker 3: No no no no no no no no no no no
Speaker 3: no no no no no no.
Speaker 1: It's a new generation of be dazzling with the bee dazzler.
Speaker 3: A Missini citizen or interested in.
Speaker 1: Your product, Maybe you'd like to be dazzle your shawls.
Speaker 3: You know you're an idiot.
Speaker 1: I really think you're missing out.
Speaker 3: Keep thinking, who's that? None of your business? You don't
Speaker 3: want to tell Tota.
Speaker 1: Please don't speak on her. Behalf.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't want to be dazzlers. Okay, you have
Speaker 3: it for Margaret. She don't want to be dazzler.
Speaker 1: Margaret.
Speaker 3: Do not send anything to this house I'm sending you.
Speaker 3: Do not send anything un solicited to this house.
Speaker 1: If you're not happy with it, you can return it
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: You send me here, I'm solicited. It's mine. Freak clear,
Speaker 3: I got back. Good bye?
Speaker 1: Miss Hello? All right, Jarvis, I keep going.
Speaker 3: Actually, she's calling me on my job line.
Speaker 1: Hello, connect the lines, let us hear it.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: Huh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: This guy has called thirty something times from the Dazzler
Speaker 3: Michael Oppenheimerler, you know the thing that you put these
Speaker 3: sparkles on your clothes? The kid, Yeah, what did he want?
Speaker 3: He wants to sell us. He sold us for the dazzlers.
Speaker 3: Because now it's on my answer machine. What so, I'm
Speaker 3: you bought something? You try did not buy? Can you
Speaker 3: play the message? All right? Wait a minute, hold on? Yeah,
Speaker 3: three new messages, I guess.
Speaker 4: Good afternoon. This is mister Michael an Heimer. At this
Speaker 4: time it's YouTube. Can come to your phone so we
Speaker 4: can complete this transaction. I'm going to put this purchase
Speaker 4: through if I did not hear for you in five
Speaker 4: seconds four three two one, okay, congratulations ladies on the
Speaker 4: purchase of four be Dazzlers. A great afternoon.
Speaker 3: Hello Hello, Hello, you should say that.
Speaker 4: Go online, get his supervisor's number and play that for them.
Speaker 1: Good afternoon. Hello, Hello, Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer
Speaker 1: with the Be Dazzler.
Speaker 3: How are you now? We cut into the line and Margaret,
Speaker 3: what are you doing? He's in on the line.
Speaker 1: Would you like to be dazzled?
Speaker 2: No, I'll pass, but thank you.
Speaker 1: Would you like to be phone tapped?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 1: Oho, my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in
Speaker 1: the morning show and oh god, yeah, it's already phone
Speaker 1: tapping you.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I could help myself. You are so bad.
Speaker 3: And I called this guy every name under the sun,
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