WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bedazzler

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<v Speaker 1>Answer, Elvis Durant. Phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Here comes the phone tap. Dear Elvis, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap my two aunts who live together, and this

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<v Speaker 2>comes from.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name?

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<v Speaker 2>Her name is Verity Verity obviously, uh, these two women

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<v Speaker 2>living together, they cannot stand telemarketers. So we're gonna stick

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<v Speaker 2>Scary Jones and he's gonna call them and sell them

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<v Speaker 2>some stuff. So let's listen in to today's Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with MeVis

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<v Speaker 1>ninety dot com. How are you doing today? Miss?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? But I'm not interested in anything you have to sell.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a question for you. How do you take

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<v Speaker 1>something from dull to dazzling?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>You be dazzled it with the original B dazzler stud

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<v Speaker 1>and rhinestone setter today you're in luck. Hi, It's mister

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Oppenheimer with the B Dazzling hung calling prepared to

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<v Speaker 1>be dazzled? Miss? Now, are you on a list of

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<v Speaker 1>people to be called today? Miss?

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<v Speaker 3>Which I do not call this Do not call this

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<v Speaker 3>number again.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be dull, be dazzling with the BE dazzler.

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<v Speaker 3>Man. I'm not call this number.

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<v Speaker 4>I can.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you understand English?

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<v Speaker 1>You can be dazzle ahead a shirt, a belt, or

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<v Speaker 1>a scarf or a sweater. It's easy and it's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll get the original Be Dazzler, plus all the rhinestones,

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<v Speaker 1>the studs and the stars that you'll need.

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<v Speaker 3>White ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if you've never threaded a needle. Hello, who, Even

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<v Speaker 1>if you've never threaded a needle, You'll be dazzling in minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, stupid, but miss I'm one of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 3>U nana?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give it.

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<v Speaker 1>What if you order now, it will be fourteen dollars

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<v Speaker 1>and ninety five cents plus seven dollars ninety five cents

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<v Speaker 1>shipping and handling.

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<v Speaker 3>It's if it's flight. I don't want it. Do you

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<v Speaker 3>understand that I do not want it?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever want to put some shimmer in one

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<v Speaker 1>of your belts or your pants?

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<v Speaker 3>You buy it and you give it to your mother.

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<v Speaker 1>What credit card would you like to use it? This time?

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<v Speaker 3>You are once stuff instead of a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>But the Be Dazzler is the fashion craze of the season, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to sell it in all.

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<v Speaker 1>Are there clothes that you were considering throwing away? No,

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<v Speaker 1>because if they were, you can now be dazzle them

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<v Speaker 1>with the beat down.

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<v Speaker 3>No no no no no no no no no no no

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<v Speaker 3>no no no no no no.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a new generation of be dazzling with the bee dazzler.

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<v Speaker 3>A Missini citizen or interested in.

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<v Speaker 1>Your product, Maybe you'd like to be dazzle your shawls.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>I really think you're missing out.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep thinking, who's that? None of your business? You don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to tell Tota.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't speak on her. Behalf.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I don't want to be dazzlers. Okay, you have

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<v Speaker 3>it for Margaret. She don't want to be dazzler.

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<v Speaker 1>Margaret.

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<v Speaker 3>Do not send anything to this house I'm sending you.

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<v Speaker 3>Do not send anything un solicited to this house.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're not happy with it, you can return it

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<v Speaker 1>with you.

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<v Speaker 3>You send me here, I'm solicited. It's mine. Freak clear,

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<v Speaker 3>I got back. Good bye?

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Hello? All right, Jarvis, I keep going.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, she's calling me on my job line.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, connect the lines, let us hear it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy has called thirty something times from the Dazzler

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Oppenheimerler, you know the thing that you put these

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<v Speaker 3>sparkles on your clothes? The kid, Yeah, what did he want?

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<v Speaker 3>He wants to sell us. He sold us for the dazzlers.

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<v Speaker 3>Because now it's on my answer machine. What so, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>you bought something? You try did not buy? Can you

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<v Speaker 3>play the message? All right? Wait a minute, hold on? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>three new messages, I guess.

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<v Speaker 4>Good afternoon. This is mister Michael an Heimer. At this

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<v Speaker 4>time it's YouTube. Can come to your phone so we

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<v Speaker 4>can complete this transaction. I'm going to put this purchase

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<v Speaker 4>through if I did not hear for you in five

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<v Speaker 4>seconds four three two one, okay, congratulations ladies on the

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<v Speaker 4>purchase of four be Dazzlers. A great afternoon.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello Hello, Hello, you should say that.

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<v Speaker 4>Go online, get his supervisor's number and play that for them.

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<v Speaker 1>Good afternoon. Hello, Hello, Hello, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 1>with the Be Dazzler.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you now? We cut into the line and Margaret,

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<v Speaker 3>what are you doing? He's in on the line.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to be dazzled?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'll pass, but thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to be phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Oho, my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning show and oh god, yeah, it's already phone

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<v Speaker 1>tapping you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I could help myself. You are so bad.

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<v Speaker 3>And I called this guy every name under the sun,

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<v Speaker 3>Elvis Duran's phonotab.

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