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Speaker 2: I'm feeling better, I know. I feel bad for our

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Speaker 2: listeners who are like, why are why have these girls

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Speaker 2: been sick for a month, And it's like, no, no,

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Speaker 2: we're kind of batch recording.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah exactly. They're like it's only been a couple

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, right, just go see a doctor for crme and

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Speaker 2: mine is just allergies, so it's never It's not like

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Speaker 2: there's anything to even get over other than h than

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Speaker 2: spring and summer and nature. You're screwed until until summertime basically, so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much even then it's still so.

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Speaker 3: So Basically, what we're saying is is, uh, Andrew may

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Speaker 3: get better, but you're in for a long haul with

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Speaker 2: Have you ever tried a nettie pot?

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Speaker 3: I have tried a netti pot, although it's more it's

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Speaker 3: just like a nose. There's there's the ones that are

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Speaker 3: like teapots that are like the netty pots, But then

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Speaker 3: you can also get just like the ones that you

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Speaker 3: know whatever the drug store that are like you just

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Speaker 3: sort of squeeze, same effect, but you just shoved.

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Speaker 1: The tweeze tube. Yeah that's a technique.

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Speaker 1: It's all just all connected. Well it is all connected.

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Speaker 3: That I've taken anatomy, I do know that, but but that, yeah, definitely,

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Speaker 3: nothing is going to get better unless I get all

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Speaker 1: And I don't know that that exists. Is that again,

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Speaker 1: I don't think that exists. I you know, my house

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Speaker 1: is particularly But anyway, enough about my allergy problems. Nobody

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Speaker 1: cares about that. They're like, no, first we you know,

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Speaker 2: Golden Girls, who just talk about our ailments and our I.

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Speaker 3: Mean, we're older than the actors when they played the

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Speaker 3: Golden Girls, really so, or we're we went to pre age.

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Speaker 2: Like that's they seemed so much older in the show.

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Speaker 2: Is it because they went gray and let themselves go gray?

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Speaker 2: Why did they seem so or were we just that young?

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Speaker 3: It just it like it settled on their skin and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bad for the bad for the environment, bad

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Speaker 2: for ourselves are our aging.

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Speaker 1: And our health, you know, Yeah, I mean the zone.

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Speaker 1: There was a lot of things that Aquinet was bad for.

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Speaker 2: Style, you know, just style, definitely style, Yes, as is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the hair. It just doesn't get better.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that is heavily dependent on what what

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Speaker 3: you define is better, you know what I mean? Like like,

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's a bit fuzzy. It's a bit fuzzy in

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Speaker 1: That's why I refuse to not let my kids go

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but we have the ultimate trump card because we

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Felicity just puts emojis over her face. If she

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Speaker 3: I try to keep it to myself, but I've learned

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Speaker 2: God, it's so great how you grow closer with your

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Speaker 2: I'm still I'm waiting for that day.

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Speaker 1: I called my mom yesterday.

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Speaker 3: It was I texted and called and texted again because

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Speaker 2: Oh Jeanie, you never stopped needing your mom. It doesn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are the best and I'm sorry it

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Speaker 2: took us what thirty forty years to acknowledge that, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right? Is it to finally be like, you know what, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Let's uh, let's do a little recap episode. Let's do

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Speaker 2: This gosh, we are we are three episodes away from

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Speaker 2: the end of the series, like the end of the season.

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Speaker 1: That's blowing my mind. Yeah, we are just.

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Speaker 2: This last half of season two has some some bangers,

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Speaker 2: or some not bleeders, but bangers, as the.

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Speaker 1: British would say. You got some some big ones.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, some great episodes, especially this one, the next one

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're great. So let's get into it. Hello and

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Speaker 1: welcome back to how Rude Dan Ritos. I forgot where

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Speaker 1: I was for a minute. Uh happens all the time.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Howard Yeah ready, ready, are you ready

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to how Rude Tan Ritos. I'm Andrea Barber

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Speaker 2: and I'm Jody Sweeten. Today we're discussing season two, episode twenty.

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Speaker 2: I'm there for you babe. It originally aired April fourteenth,

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Speaker 2: nineteen eighty nine, and it goes a.

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Speaker 1: Little something like this.

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Speaker 2: On the morning of Jesse's twenty sixth birthday, he wakes

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Speaker 2: schedule that involves helping the kids and being an adult.

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Speaker 1: Otherwise known as an adult birthday as yeah, yeah, as

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Speaker 1: every other birthday once yeah, once you have kids.

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Speaker 2: The responsibilities don't stop just.

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Speaker 1: Because your twenty birthday wash a dish. Yeah, yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: And I still can't believe he's only twenty six, Like,

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Speaker 2: how how is he so young? Like did John just

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Speaker 2: look up? Maybe I'm permanently I still look at John

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Speaker 2: this episode, I'm still looking at him as if I

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Speaker 2: they were way older than me, that right, But there

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Speaker 2: will always be sort.

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Speaker 1: Of that divide, you know what I mean. And it's

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Speaker 1: like he'll always be like, oh, you're the adult.

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Speaker 2: I can't make those mental leap that I personally am

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Speaker 2: older than he was.

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Speaker 1: Then it's a mind, it's a mind, a mind.

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Speaker 3: You know what, Right, Yeah, I feel like I'm always

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Speaker 3: forever frozen somewhere around like twenty and I see college

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Speaker 3: people playing sports and I'm like.

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Speaker 1: Look at oh my god, look at those kids. Oh

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Speaker 1: I could be their mother. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a very sobering realization. This episode was directed

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Speaker 2: by Jack Shay and it was written by Kim Weissakoff.

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Speaker 2: We got one guest star this week, Oh boy, and

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Speaker 2: So, this guy's credits is longer than a CVS receipt.

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Speaker 2: So Jesse pretends to be bashful, saying, oh, my birthday

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Speaker 2: Danny hands his gift to Jesse. Next, Jesse excitedly tears

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Speaker 2: So Joey rescues Jesse from this awkward interaction by waiving

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Speaker 2: So Jesse tells everyone that twenty six will be his year.

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Speaker 2: Danny sarcastically tells her, don't worry. They'll probably hold an

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Speaker 1: Jesse would love that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So dj stays behind to remind Jesse of their

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Speaker 1: Jesse tells her, Hey, I'm the coach. I'm there for you, babe.

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Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I'm your coach. I'm like, sure here, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got the chicken legs. So do I you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's I'm not everyone. It's all right. He's pretty,

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Speaker 1: Oh that's why what credit dentist's watching my diction? Thank

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Speaker 1: I'm there for you, babe. That sounds every time he

437
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,879
Speaker 1: says it, I'm like that sounds disingenuous. I feel like

438
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 1: they were trying to make it a catchphrase like have mercy,

439
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,840
Speaker 1: but it was only for this episode. I got you, babe.

440
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 1: I'm there for you. It's kind of a Sammy Davis

441
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,879
Speaker 1: Junior thing. I'm there for you, babe. Yeah, okay, I

442
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,760
Speaker 1: see it, I see it.

443
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,360
Speaker 2: Danny runs down with Michelle, telling the guys he has

444
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 2: some news. He tells Jesse, get out your new appointment

445
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:39,359
Speaker 2: book right down seven thirty Tonight, Sam Battersby Smash Club.

446
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,119
Speaker 1: Jesse is in awe.

447
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,919
Speaker 2: Sam Battersby is a music critic. Danny met him on

448
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,679
Speaker 2: the set and talked him into seeing Jesse's band tonight.

449
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:51,120
Speaker 2: All Danny used was his wit, his charm, and his

450
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,880
Speaker 2: two giants tickets to get Sam.

451
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 1: To do this.

452
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 2: Jesse is so grateful he willingly gives Danny a hug

453
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,600
Speaker 2: to thank him. When he realizes what he did, he sighs,

454
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 2: So I've been living in this house too long. Danny

455
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 2: gleefully walks away, and Michelle whimpers, uh oh as she's

456
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 2: playing with her music box. Jesse crouches down to see

457
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 2: what's wrong, and Michelle asks, where's Jack.

458
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,359
Speaker 1: She tries to get.

459
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,359
Speaker 2: Him out of the box by giving a nice please,

460
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,879
Speaker 2: but she has no luck. Jesse takes the box and

461
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,960
Speaker 2: tries to help, but Joey's getting impatient. They need to

462
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 2: work on their jingle. It's already two thirty. Jesse realizes, Oh,

463
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 2: he needs to leave for DJ's soccer game. He apologizes

464
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 2: to Joey and races.

465
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:37,160
Speaker 1: Out of the room. He's getting over stretched. I hate

466
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,399
Speaker 1: days like this. I know it's when your life. I

467
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,400
Speaker 1: need to be seven people right now. Yeah, you need

468
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 1: to clone yourself. Yeah.

469
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 2: We cut to the living room, where DJ and Kimmy

470
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 2: are dressed in matching soccer uniforms, passing the soccer ball

471
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 2: back and forth.

472
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: Excellently with precision.

473
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 2: And yeah, I don't remember I remember so much of

474
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,159
Speaker 2: this episode. I don't remember the soccer part, Like I

475
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,400
Speaker 2: don't remember theseus. I don't remember playing with the soccer ball.

476
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's other lines that live in my head. Really, Yeah,

477
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,199
Speaker 2: I just forgot we played soccer. I'm like, when does

478
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 2: DJ play soccer? I thought she was a karate student,

479
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,879
Speaker 2: but okay, so now she's she's.

480
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 3: Soft the karate, soccer, horseback riding. She's got a lot

481
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,160
Speaker 3: of extracurriculars.

482
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,479
Speaker 1: Going on, she does.

483
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 2: She does is getting out all of her pent up

484
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 2: angst over being a big sister. Yeah, so, Kimmy teases her,

485
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 2: you'll never get the ball past me. DJ yell's and points, look, Kimmy,

486
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 2: Jean's on sale. Kimmy falls for this trick and TJ's

487
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 2: able to score a goal against her. Kimmy gets serious.

488
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 2: Don't ever make jokes about a sale that is so cruel?

489
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,439
Speaker 2: Where would they be on sale? Though that Kimmy was

490
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 2: so this was one of those forced the joke has

491
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 2: to work things jokes. Jesse bolts into the room, hyping

492
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 2: the girls up for the big game and ushering them

493
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 2: towards the door. He opens the front door to reveal Stephanie.

494
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 2: She yells, Uncle Jesse, Uncle Jesse, tomorrow's my school bake sale.

495
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,919
Speaker 2: Will you bake one hundred of your special cookies pretty please?

496
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,880
Speaker 2: With chocolate chips on top? No?

497
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 1: Do you're gonna come at me to bake a hundred

498
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: cookies for tomorrow? That's a lot of day before Yeah,

499
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: you have no. No, you have volunteered me for the

500
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 1: wrong thing, you know what I mean?

501
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 2: So true to life, though kids do that, as.

502
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: I probably have baked one hundred cookies. I think. In fact,

503
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: I did do something one time where I had to

504
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 1: bake cookies because Bee had volunteered to bring cookies for something.

505
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 2: They sign you up for things and they tell you

506
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 2: the night before this is right.

507
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,199
Speaker 3: So they sign up for things and you're like, so

508
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 3: what do you have to do nothing now to this

509
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,360
Speaker 3: is that? And then the night before they're like, oh,

510
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 3: by the way, I need to make a clay model

511
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,919
Speaker 3: of a medieval castle.

512
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 2: And you're like, yeah, the stores are closing in five minutes.

513
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: There's no time to run out, and mom.

514
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,439
Speaker 1: Has work to do. So yeah, very true to life.

515
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 2: But for some reason, jesse answers, how could I turn

516
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,640
Speaker 2: that down? Steph grabs his arm and starts to direct

517
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,239
Speaker 2: him towards the kitchen, but DJ grabs his other arm,

518
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 2: forcing him to stay. She dismisses Steph, he'll bake your

519
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 2: cookies later, your little chicken wing. Stephanie stomps towards her

520
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 2: and shoots back, Oh yeah, well, if I'm a chicken wing,

521
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: then you're a can of chicken noodle soup.

522
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 1: What a burn, right?

523
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 2: I mean?

524
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, fresh chicken a canned ha.

525
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 2: DJ scoffs and says, you have the brain of a paramesium.

526
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: Steph doesn't give up. Then you only have the brain

527
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 1: of one mesium. Ha ha ha.

528
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 2: This is such a core memory. This.

529
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 1: I remember this, parames remember.

530
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 3: In my head. Yeah, and you only have the brain

531
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 3: of one mesium. Yeah, it's like she's so confident.

532
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,360
Speaker 1: I love that joke.

533
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 3: I thought it was hilarious because you know, I was

534
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 3: a nerdy little kid that loved like wordplay.

535
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 1: I found it, you know, funny and this. Yeah, I

536
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,679
Speaker 1: was like, this is great. It was so this was

537
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,199
Speaker 1: like a dad joke wrapped up in a six like

538
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 1: it was so funny and a burn.

539
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 3: It was right and a burn, and like the confidence

540
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 3: of a six year old that has no idea what

541
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 3: they're saying, but things that they do.

542
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,479
Speaker 1: So funny.

543
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 2: And I looked that parameseum is a freshwater amoeba type organism.

544
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 2: I thought, I'm like, it's something sciency, but I'm.

545
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so like a yeah.

546
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 2: So next in the kitchen, stuff is talking to mister

547
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 2: Bear saying she'll be the one who licks the spoon

548
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 2: while Jesse's making cookies because mister Bear put on a

549
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 2: couple of pounds.

550
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: The fat shaming in this house I swear.

551
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 2: Like what like the poor bear Jesse just did this

552
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 2: a couple episodes ago.

553
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: Well, this is what this is. This is what happens,

554
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,640
Speaker 1: you know, giving everybody in the house a complex.

555
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 2: Man diet culture was bad, bad, It's bad. So DJ,

556
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 2: Kimmy and Jesse burst through the door, screaming and singing, Nana, Nana,

557
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 2: NANAA hey, hey, goodbye, h. Steph tells DJ tells Steph

558
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 2: that they creamed those nerd bombers stuff, grabs an apron

559
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 2: and puts it around Jesse's waist. Now it's time for

560
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 2: him to make cookies.

561
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 1: He doesn't hesitate.

562
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 2: He tells her, I'm there for you, babe.

563
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 1: I am applauding his commitment at just like yeah.

564
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 3: And also his pants choice to go and coach a

565
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 3: soccer game in a pair of like pleated slacks with

566
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 3: a lovely belt and a soccer jersey tucked into them

567
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 3: was probably the most John thing about the entire about

568
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 3: the entire episode was that he would have no idea

569
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 3: how to dress as a soccer coach, and that was

570
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 3: what it was.

571
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 2: Do we think that wardrobe had him try on athletic

572
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 2: pants and John was like, no, I want to wear

573
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 2: these pleated pants. Do you think, like, where's the disconnect?

574
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: Was there a wardrobe? What are they gonna do? Put

575
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 1: him in shorts? You know what I mean?

576
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 2: Like, he doesn't wear shorts, No shorts. He could have

577
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 2: worn like joggers or some sort of like Swiss pant.

578
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 1: I don't but that wasn't Jesse. Right, Yeah, you're right,

579
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: that wasn't Jesse.

580
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 3: Jesse wore leaded dressed slax as a soccer coach.

581
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 1: Just I noticed it, and I was like, wow, really great,

582
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: you know what?

583
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: And I just took it as a well, okay, well

584
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 2: that's I didn't even like it didn't register in my

585
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 2: head because I'm like, well, of course he's wearing pleated pants,

586
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 2: because that's uncle Jess.

587
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 1: Well he's wearing pleated pants.

588
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 3: And I am basically I have made an entire outfit

589
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 3: out of lor Ashley wallpaper. Apparently that's completely matching shirt

590
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 3: and overalls. If I leaned up against, uh, like the

591
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 3: wall of my childhood bedroom, I would have disappeared. Yes,

592
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 3: he would have been a face splended in like a chameleon, like.

593
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: A chessure cat with just a grin.

594
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, just I was I could sit on any sort

595
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 3: of little overstuffed chair and just blend right in.

596
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: It's like Danny with the couch. That's yes, yes, that's

597
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: the right. Yeah. Yeah.

598
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 2: So then Becky walks in and says hello. She runs

599
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 2: up to Jesse and embraces him, wishing him a happy

600
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 2: twenty sixth Kimmy is flabbergasted. Twenty six Wow, that's more

601
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: than halfway to fifty. It's all downhill from here, and

602
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 2: she mimics an explosion to really bring home her point.

603
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was brutal. So and then I had to

604
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: laugh at being at John's sixtieth birthday and being like,

605
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, to think then when we made that joke.

606
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've known him so dang long. Yeah, Like, I

607
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 2: can't even wrap my head around it. It's amazing. So

608
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 2: Jesse asks her, Hey, have I ever told you how

609
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 2: much I appreciate having you around? Kimmy says no, and

610
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 2: Jesse says, good, she kind of deserved that.

611
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that one.

612
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 3: Sometimes we're a little harsh to get that one. I

613
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, you know, I.

614
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: Deserve that one. He'll I agree.

615
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 2: So he walks towards the fridge and Becky runs after him.

616
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: She tells him.

617
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: He'll be getting his birthday present later, but right now

618
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: she wants to give him a preview, and she leans

619
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 2: in for a little makeout. Sessh forst the kids in

620
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 2: the kitchen with the kids, with the kids?

621
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 3: Why are we making out? Why is it why everyone

622
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 3: just the horn dogs on this show?

623
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 2: Like?

624
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: Am I approved? I feel like I'm a punk because

625
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: I am certainly not. Okay, So if you're bothered by this, okay.

626
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 3: Now I'm although, like I have to say, the other day,

627
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 3: I was sitting on the couch and Scale and I

628
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 3: were talking about like what we were gonna do for dinner.

629
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 3: And I was sitting there like right next to him,

630
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 3: kind of have my legs like you know, draped over

631
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 3: his lap or whatever, and he like gave me a kiss.

632
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 3: And the kids walked into the room. They're like, oh god, yeah,

633
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 3: this grows you. Yeah, but like half joking, but like

634
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I wouldn't just start making out with someone

635
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 3: in the middle of the and being like, hey, we're

636
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 3: gonna bone later, let me give you a preview.

637
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Yeah. Yeah.

638
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 2: And it's not like they weren't aware that the girls

639
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 2: were in the room, like they they interacted.

640
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: Want to get naked, Like what are you doing?

641
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 2: Stop? It's like becky, becky, Yeah, she's he's all blinded

642
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 2: by Jesse's good looks because she's and.

643
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: Also, what are you doing in the house? Skin it?

644
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 3: I mean like get a room, like literally, like a

645
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 3: hotel for nineteen hundred people that leave in this live

646
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 3: in this house, like even.

647
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 2: Just go Yeah, time to invest in a little hotel

648
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 2: room for the night or whatever.

649
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 1: Anyway, Okay, so anyways, we cut three hornballs and realize

650
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: that there's children in the room.

651
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, the girls are full on staring at them and smiling.

652
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 2: DJ clears her throat to remind the adults, Hey, they're

653
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 2: still here, and Jesse tells them they need to get

654
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: dressed if they're gonna come to the Smash Club tonight

655
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 2: to watch his band.

656
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

657
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 2: Kimmy is ecstatic, thanks for inviting me, and she sprints

658
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 2: out the door. Jesse tries to stop her, but it's

659
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 2: too late. Steph tells Jesse she's going to get changed,

660
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 2: but he needs to bake, baby bake, and she scurries

661
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 2: up the stairs. Steph is like, I'm going to keep

662
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,479
Speaker 2: you on task, like, don't like she doesn't give him

663
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 2: a minute to sit down, go peete nothing.

664
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: She's just like, you're great. I mean that's typical kid,

665
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: right you walk, It're like, wow, I'm really tired. They're like,

666
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: and now my thing.

667
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 2: Becky asks Jesse what time she should pick him up

668
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 2: for the wedding tomorrow, but he has no idea what

669
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 2: she's talking about. She rolls her eyes and to remind

670
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 2: him whose wedding it is. It's my uncle's first wife's

671
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 2: son in law.

672
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 3: Oh that would be no for me if in an RSVP. No, no, no,

673
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 3: not going to stretch, ma'am. Yeah, I'm certainly not buying

674
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 3: a present.

675
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: The present is that you show up to this wedding

676
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: for this person that you barely know. I mean, I

677
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: wouldn't even want to show. I'd be like, why are

678
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: you paying for my meal? You know me, You've got

679
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: to have a friend that you're closer to than first

680
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: wife's son in law feels.

681
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,239
Speaker 3: But I guess we're trying to establish that Becky has

682
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 3: this big, very close in family and true.

683
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 2: So Jesse smiles and tells her, don't worry. I'm there

684
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 2: for you, babe.

685
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

686
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 2: Joey and Danny walk in and They both found Jesse

687
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 2: with tasks that they need him to do. Joey needs

688
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 2: the music for the dentist jingle and Danny needs help

689
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 2: fix in his car. Jesse's on top of it. He's

690
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 2: determined to do it all, but most importantly, it's time

691
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 2: for him to head to the Smash Club. We get

692
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 2: our very first Smash Club, Ladies and gentlemen. This I

693
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 2: didn't realize it. It appeared the Smash Club appears in

694
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 2: season two. I thought that was a little bit later on.

695
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 3: I actually thought the Smash Club appeared much earlier in

696
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 3: the show. I thought it was one like in season

697
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 3: one that Jesse plays the Smash Club. But it's just

698
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 3: the comedy club that was in the same exact building

699
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 3: and set up the same exact way.

700
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: As the Smash Club.

701
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 2: It's the same set. They just painted it added some

702
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 2: different furniture. Yeah, we love to repurpose.

703
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 3: And I have to say they got there at what

704
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 3: six fifteen pm?

705
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: Because that's what he says, I have to be there

706
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: at six weeks.

707
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that is a really that's a pack nightclub

708
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 3: for six fifteen pm.

709
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: That's true. Well, and they allowed children well, and they

710
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: and they allowed children so maybe they're hurting for money

711
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: and they'll just be like, well, we'll let in anybody.

712
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 2: If you're homeless, will let you in, if you're ten

713
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,479
Speaker 2: years old, will let you in. Like, well, they're just

714
00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 2: like letting everybody in.

715
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I yeah, it should have

716
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: been like a ten PM show. I agree, yeah for

717
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,400
Speaker 1: a music but then you can't. Yeah, then the joke's

718
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: going out to see a show at six fifteen.

719
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 3: If they were, the crowd would be probably considerably older.

720
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: They would be our age that that is so accurate,

721
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 1: and they just well into their mid forties.

722
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,879
Speaker 2: Oh, man, never felt older than I do right now.

723
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 2: So Danny walks in wearing a suit. Of course, he

724
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 2: bribed the owner of the club with two Giants tickets

725
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 2: to let the girls in. Wait, yeah, I know what

726
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 2: you're gonna say, because I wrote at the same note I.

727
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 1: Thought the two tickets went to the to.

728
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 3: The Sam Battersby Damn Battersby, which when he walked in

729
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 3: the hands in the tickets.

730
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's the music. I was very

731
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,919
Speaker 1: confused for a moment. No, you're right. I went back

732
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 1: and watched it.

733
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 2: You're right, the tickets were meant for Sam Battersby and

734
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 2: but he hands them to this.

735
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 3: And then I bound that was going to turn into

736
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 3: a thing where Danny gave him to the wrong like.

737
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 1: But oh, I was like, oh, I was confused. I

738
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: don't know what happened.

739
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 2: Either he gave the tickets to the wrong person, or

740
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 2: he just has a lot of Maybe he has season

741
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 2: tickets to the Giants. He has too many tickets and

742
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 2: now he's just handing them out like willy nilly.

743
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.

744
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 3: Incoming message from our producer who knows things he made,

745
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 3: he makes a joke about giving away all of his

746
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 3: Giants tickets to people for favors like this, So I

747
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 3: think he's just handingnstantly.

748
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: So he gets got it?

749
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the only way he gets stuff done is

750
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 2: just by people with his Giants.

751
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: I was confused as well, got it?

752
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 2: So glad we that clarification? Yeah, thank you, Maddie. Uh So,

753
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 2: DJ and Kimmy take it all in. They are in

754
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 2: a rad place filled with cute guys, and Steph makes

755
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 2: a comment at least no one's wearing my outfit.

756
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: Thank god? Were you worried about that?

757
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 3: I'm sure I mean, Scottie dogs were apparently very popular.

758
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 3: I'm sure there was one on the cover of my sweatshirt.

759
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 3: You know, who knows anybody could be wearing one, And.

760
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 2: I'm wearing my little black hat, which was my personal hat,

761
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 2: my tribute to Joey McIntyre. It just didn't have the circle.

762
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 1: Yeah I have that. It's in like every photo from

763
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: that I remember. I remember you remember attached to your head. Yeah, yeah,

764
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: which is good. The mullet needs to be covered up

765
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: like it. Maybe, See, maybe that's the thing. We don't

766
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: have anything to really compare it to because you always

767
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: had that hat on.

768
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 2: Oh so that's why my hair looks extra bag It

769
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 2: was maybe the hat was holding down the mullet.

770
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe your hair.

771
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 3: Didn't grow right out of your head, like just really

772
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 3: thick like that, and it needed the weight of the

773
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 3: of the hat.

774
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 2: To kind of train it for a little Yeah, or

775
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,439
Speaker 2: I wonder if I just I was I just let

776
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 2: the hairstylists cut my hair so terribly because I wanted

777
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 2: to wear that hat on the show.

778
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: So I was like, fine, you do whatever. Yeah, you

779
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: were like, give me a bullet, give me the hat,

780
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: get to wear my hat. Yeah, that could be it too.

781
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: Let's go with that, okay, because something was it was

782
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: a it was an intentional move, Let's go with that.

783
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 2: So the whole family walks over to Jesse to see

784
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 2: him before the big performance, and Jesse's wearing, yes, the

785
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 2: black leather jacket with fringe on the sleeves and black

786
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 2: leather chaps. Why is he wearing chaps? Is that a

787
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,439
Speaker 2: rock and roll thing or like what I mean?

788
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 3: Uh, you know, Prince Prince did it with the assless

789
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 3: pants but not the chaps.

790
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: So I feel like this was sort of a.

791
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 3: Around the same era, you know what I mean, maybe

792
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 3: a little earlier, but yeah, chaps.

793
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 2: Were you know, I can't believe he walked out with

794
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 2: a straight face. I thought this was a joke waiting

795
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 2: to happen, and it's not.

796
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, you can't believe he

797
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: walked out as a straight man.

798
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 3: No, then yeah, yeah, chaps are choice. They're a choice

799
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 3: if you're not riding long distance on a motorcycle.

800
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: Maybe he was.

801
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 3: Maybe he was riding on motorcycle and didn't want to

802
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 3: ruin his pleated pants jeans, his pleated pants that he

803
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 3: wore to a soccer game.

804
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.

805
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 2: The thing is, you know, John Stamos isn't gonna wear

806
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 2: anything that John Stamos doesn't want to wear. So this

807
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 2: was an intentional choice by John Stamos to wear these

808
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 2: leather chaps.

809
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's gotta he's gotta take some accountability for

810
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 3: the Yeah, because like and you with chaps, you can't

811
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 3: like at least me it it only highlights like you

812
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 3: know what I mean, like you don't want to look

813
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 3: at they're you know, they're they're they're big in other

814
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 3: in other communities. But it, yes, it's just all it

815
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 3: was all I was like, I'm only seeing what I

816
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 3: have to.

817
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 2: Which I'm sure for the ladies that were in love

818
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 2: with him that was great, but for us like us,

819
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 2: like no, like I don't want to see that, Like

820
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 2: put that away, Jesse.

821
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 3: Well, I mean as a kid, I probably wasn't like

822
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 3: but but now as an adult, all like it's.

823
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,720
Speaker 2: I still I don't want to see it. At forty seven,

824
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 2: I still don't want to see that.

825
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: It is a it's a choice. It was a choice. Man.

826
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: Can you imagine though?

827
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 3: Hit Jesse on his motorcycle fringe and his jacket blowing in.

828
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: The limb oh Man. Yeah, actually I can't see that.

829
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: I can tell you him.

830
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 2: No, I can't drive it up to Tahoe. Yeah, his

831
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 2: chaps and his fringe. Yep, yeah, I can actually go

832
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 2: see that.

833
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay.

834
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 2: So Jesse is not too overjoyed.

835
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: He's upset.

836
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 2: Actually his band did not show up. He feels like

837
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 2: an idiot because he double booked the band. They're currently

838
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 2: at a holiday inn in Sacramento. He could have sworn

839
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 2: he canceled it, but he's been so confused lately with

840
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 2: all the things that are going on. Kimmy nods understandingly

841
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,760
Speaker 2: tough break. Anybody want to see a movie? There's no response.

842
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 2: She's just so sensitive.

843
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 1: She's just like yeah, anyway.

844
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 2: The club owner walks over to Jesse, telling him he

845
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 2: needs to play, whether he has a band or not.

846
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 2: He points to Sam Battersby remind him that his review

847
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,439
Speaker 2: could make or break him. Jesse puts on a fake

848
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 2: smile and says showtime. Jesse asks aloud, where am I

849
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 2: going to find a band? Cut to the stage, which

850
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,240
Speaker 2: is now filled with the entire Tanner family and Kimmy

851
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 2: and Becky. Of course, of course we are Joey's playing harmonica,

852
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 2: Danny's playing the guitar. Becky and the girls are I'll

853
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,399
Speaker 2: snapping off beat.

854
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 1: It is a disaster.

855
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 2: Jesse looks over at them in shock, and Danny confidently

856
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 2: tells him, we're there for.

857
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: You, babe. Oh dear this this chaos is about to ensue.

858
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: I feel like.

859
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 3: If I were the club owner, I would not be like,

860
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 3: you have to play. I'd be like, we're just slap

861
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 3: a tape in there and call it a day.

862
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: You know, it's only gonna make him look bad that

863
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: it's true. The alternative is far worse. Right, I don't know.

864
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,280
Speaker 2: He must have meant like Jesse has to play solo,

865
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 2: like he's got it, just.

866
00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

867
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 3: That you walked into a bar slash nightclub and there

868
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 3: was a seven year old on the stage, you might

869
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 3: be like, maybe this isn't for me, But like.

870
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 2: This isn't say Same Street Live, this is.

871
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: Right smash club. Yeah, it's a smash club.

872
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 2: So we cut to an awkward commercial break and we're

873
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 2: back continuing. In the smash club, Jesse is reminding his

874
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 2: makeshift band that this is one of the easiest songs

875
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,879
Speaker 2: ever written. Danny has no doubt that they can do it.

876
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 2: Everyone puts their hands in the middle and they do

877
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 2: a huge and break.

878
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: Just like our huddles are pre show huddles. Is this

879
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: where we got this or we were.

880
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 3: We were already doing We're already doing our weird like

881
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 3: yelling and break thing.

882
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's what it looks like.

883
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 2: Anyone who wants who wants to know what our pre

884
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 2: show huddle looks like?

885
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,439
Speaker 1: That was it right there? Yep?

886
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 2: Jesse stairs in horror. It's come down to this Jess

887
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 2: and the Partridge family. The owner introduces them. The Smash

888
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 2: Club is proud to no, the Smash Club is contractually

889
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 2: obligated to present Jesse, and Jesse finishes these other guys.

890
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 2: The crowd lets out a rowdy applause. Jesse asks them

891
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 2: if they're ready to rock and roll, muttering, I hope

892
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 2: we are. Steff yells into the microphone rock and roll like.

893
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 2: The family is so excited about this, like they.

894
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: Don't care that. So finally.

895
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 2: Jesse begins with a crazy guitar riff and begins to

896
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 2: sing do what Diddy? The family joins in and they

897
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 2: sound terrible. Kimmy's on the keyboard, DJ's on the drums.

898
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,240
Speaker 2: Steph is tambourining and.

899
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: Becky everything I've got.

900
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 2: Becky's got the biggest grin on her face like she's

901
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 2: trying to sell.

902
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: It, and it's so funny, like I'm here and it's great. Yeah,

903
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,919
Speaker 1: nothing's wrong, nothing's wrong.

904
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 2: They continue with this offbeat and off key performance, and

905
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 2: then DJ does a drum solo, Danny follows with a

906
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 2: guitar solo, and Joey gives us a bluesy harmonica solo.

907
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,439
Speaker 2: Two people from the crowd get up and leave. Sam

908
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 2: watches and shakes his head in disappointment. Oh, but Jesse

909
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 2: has to finish the song. The terribleness continues, and eventually

910
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 2: the entire crowd gets up and leaves. Jesse watches the

911
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 2: whole thing unfold, and he is speechless. I kind of

912
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 2: enjoyed it, like because I lean into the campiness of

913
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 2: full house.

914
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is great, Like I really right, it

915
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: was ridiculous, and well, I was laughing.

916
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 3: Too, because I was thinking, like, it's actually very funny

917
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 3: because between most of everybody on that stage, we sing

918
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 3: or play an instrument, So it's just funny that you know,

919
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 3: we're all like we're really terrible and have no rhythm,

920
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 3: but you.

921
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: Know it's great. I have Maddy a night at John's house.

922
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: We've actually the band's art imitates life. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,

923
00:43:59,440 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: it's true.

924
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 2: So a little while later, we're still in the Smash Club.

925
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 2: The audience is practically empty as Steph is singing b

926
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,439
Speaker 2: I n g O on the stage with the whole

927
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 2: family back in her. Jesse's the only one who doesn't

928
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 2: seem to be enjoying it. Once the song ends.

929
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: They decide to do it again. At that point, went

930
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: on the ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall

931
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 1: something you know.

932
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 2: No, Steph is stuck on this this bingo. She knows

933
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 2: this song by heart, and she's excited about it very

934
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,919
Speaker 2: and Jesse is just sitting there like, you know, he's

935
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 2: just limply sitting there, not even contributing, just trying.

936
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: To block it all out. Yeah, it's just like this

937
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: isn't happening. Later on, we're in Jesse's room.

938
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 2: Jesse is sleep singing b I n g O, and

939
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 2: Steph walks in carrying a large bowl and a newspaper.

940
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 2: Jesse thanks her for waking him up because he was

941
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 2: having a terrible nightmare. Steph tells him there's an article

942
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,439
Speaker 2: in the paper about their band. Jesse realizes it wasn't

943
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,760
Speaker 2: a nightmare, and he covers his head with a pillow.

944
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 2: Steph decides to read the article out loud. If you

945
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 2: missed Jesse and these other guys last night, you're luckier

946
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 2: than I am. They were so bad a room of

947
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 2: tone deaf metal heads were forced to flee the building.

948
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 1: Not great.

949
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 2: Jesse snatches this newspaper from her. There must be one

950
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 2: good thing written in here. Somewhere he finds something. The

951
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 2: bright spot of the evening was the inspired keyboard plane

952
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 2: of the adorable Kimmy Gibbler.

953
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:35,800
Speaker 1: Yay flowers. Yes, I'm living for this moment, but Steph

954
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 1: is shocked. Adorable. Are you sure it doesn't say ador Bell?

955
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 2: I left so hard at that line, ador Bell, Kimmy Gibler.

956
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: You know it fits.

957
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 2: So Jesse sighs. He tosses the newspaper and declares that

958
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 2: his career is over. Steph cheerfully responds, well, at least

959
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 2: you have plenty of time to bake cookies for the

960
00:45:59,080 --> 00:45:59,760
Speaker 2: bake sale.

961
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: Yeah back to me. She doesn't quit like she doesn't

962
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: give them Sorry. Yeah, that sucks anyway, get your whisk Yeah,

963
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: exactly right from buddy.

964
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 2: Jesse repeats his now catchphrase, I'm there for you, babe,

965
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 2: and Michelle walks in the room carrying her broken Jack

966
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 2: in the box. Jesse told her he'd fix it, but

967
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 2: at the same time DJ is now calling, calling for

968
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 2: him too. He tells Michelle he'll be right back, and

969
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 2: she pouts on nuts. Michelle's got a catchphrase, I love it.

970
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

971
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 2: Jesse walks into DJ and Stephf's room and DJ is

972
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 2: standing there wearing her soccer uniform. She questions him, why

973
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 2: aren't you dressed? Our game starts in an hour. Steph

974
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 2: butts in he can't be your coach. He's baking my cookies.

975
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 2: Jesse stops them from fighting, telling them he's got everything

976
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 2: under control. He walks out of the room and Joey

977
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 2: stops him in the hallway. He asks Jesse, how's the

978
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 2: music coming along for the jingle. Jesse says, oh, he'll

979
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 2: go write it right now, and DJ and Stuff botht hey.

980
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: Back in Jesse's room.

981
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 2: DJ asks about her soccer, Steph asks about her cookies,

982
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 2: and Michelle asks about Jack. Jesse bends down to help

983
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 2: Michelle and Danny walks in wearing a filthy shirt while

984
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 2: holding a carburetor. He asks Jesse white's not working, and

985
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 2: Jesse explains because it's in your hand and not under

986
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 2: your hood. Danny doesn't find this funny. The rest of

987
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 2: the family chimes in with things that Jesse's supposed to

988
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 2: help them with, too. Jesse still thinks he can handle it,

989
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 2: coming up with an elaborate plan of what he can

990
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 2: do to accomplish everything at once. On cue, Becky walks

991
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 2: in and she's all dressed for the wedding. Uh oh,

992
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 2: Jesse starts to malfunction.

993
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: This line was so funny. He did such a great

994
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: job he did.

995
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 2: He can't possibly go to the wedding When he has

996
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 2: soccer balls to bake and has to tune up the

997
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 2: dentist jingle, he shouts, just because I'm twenty six doesn't

998
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 2: mean I can do twenty six things at want because

999
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 2: I can't. Then Kimmy walks in. She excitedly asked Jesse

1000
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 2: if he's read the band's review yet. Jesse screams and

1001
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 2: runs back to bed. Michelle tells him.

1002
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: Don't worry, be happy. You know I us, Jesse, I.

1003
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 2: Usually dislike Jesse's tantrums. But I really related to this.

1004
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 2: I felt like this was definitely warranted.

1005
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 3: You know, this is what my brain feels like most

1006
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 3: days with kids with ADHD, with all of it.

1007
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: Where you're like spinning in the middle of the room

1008
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: like I got.

1009
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 3: And then somehow you look down and you have a

1010
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 3: carburetor in your hand and you can't figure out why.

1011
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: You're juggling all the balls juggling all the.

1012
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 3: Carburetors come out and they're like, hey, a, you're taking

1013
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 3: me to my rehearsal practice thing and you're.

1014
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 2: Like, oh God, Like, oh crap, I forgot about that.

1015
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 2: Yet it gets worse as you get older because in

1016
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 2: your memory, like I have to write everything down or

1017
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 2: do it right away, and if I say I'll write

1018
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,280
Speaker 2: that down later, I will forget.

1019
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:58,359
Speaker 1: I will forget. So this is very relatable. I very

1020
00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: much relate to Jesse.

1021
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, So a little while later, back in Jesse's room,

1022
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 2: Becky is carrying a tray as she walks in and

1023
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 2: announces your breakfast is served. Danny and Joey follow behind,

1024
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 2: rolling in a TV. Jesse is confused and Danny explains

1025
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 2: that this is day one of his well deserved one

1026
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 2: day vacation. Steph hands Jesse his reading material, recommending Curious George,

1027
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 2: and Joey has three Stooges queued up for him on

1028
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 2: the TV. Jesse recognizes how nice this is, but he

1029
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 2: doesn't think he deserves it. In fact, he feels like

1030
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 2: he let everyone down. Becky kindly reminds him to give

1031
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 2: himself a break. There's no possible way he can do

1032
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 2: everything all at once. Jesse asked, well, what about all

1033
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 2: the stuff he promised to do for them? Joey says

1034
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 2: he got extra time to finish their jingle. Becky's cousin

1035
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,800
Speaker 2: will keep her company at the wedding. Joey will coach

1036
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 2: the soccer team, Danny is going to bake the cookies,

1037
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,720
Speaker 2: and mister Goodrench is fixing the car.

1038
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: Why have been the way things went in the first place?

1039
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: Because the joke's gotta work? Because I know, why couldn't

1040
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: that have been the plan first? Because the joke has

1041
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: to work? Yeah? That was, But you you haven't astute

1042
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: point is that? Yeah?

1043
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 2: They they should have recognized that he was about to

1044
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,879
Speaker 2: break down at any minute. They shouldn't have waited for.

1045
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 1: The breakdown, right, Well, but what family ever does that

1046
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: your family communicates.

1047
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 3: You know, does your family ever look at you?

1048
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 2: Go?

1049
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: Oh, she looks like she's got a lot on her plate.

1050
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 1: I should really not ask for something. No, they don't know.

1051
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 1: They never do. No, it's speaking of me. Here's the

1052
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 1: thing I need.

1053
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 2: Right, So, Jesse doesn't want to miss any of this stuff,

1054
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 2: though he smiles. I feel like I'm needed. You know,

1055
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 2: this is my family and I'm supposed to be the

1056
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 2: world's greatest uncle. Danny responds, you are, but you still

1057
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 2: have to learn to balance your priorities. Ding ding ding yep.

1058
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 2: He gives an example. It's great that you want to

1059
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 2: bake cookie for Stephanie, but not if it means it's

1060
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 2: gonna cost you your job. Stephan interrupts, unless you want

1061
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,399
Speaker 2: to be a baker, and Danny thanks her, but steph

1062
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 2: doesn't realize it was sarcasm. Joey tells Jess it's okay

1063
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 2: to ask for help once in a while. We're all

1064
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 2: a team here. Jesse smiles, Thank you. I love being

1065
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 2: part of this team. Danny yell's okay, everybody dogpile on your.

1066
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: Uncle, Jesse.

1067
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 2: Jesse ducks for cover, and the whole family does a

1068
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 2: pseudo dog pile on top of him. Danny sighs, ah, man,

1069
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 2: we don't do this nearly enough. He gets up and

1070
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,959
Speaker 2: tells his family that uncle Jesse's on vacation and they've

1071
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 2: all got stuff to do. Everyone files out, except for Becky.

1072
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 2: She hugs Jesse and tells him as soon as the

1073
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 2: wedding's over, I'm coming right back here to see if

1074
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 2: I can get you totally relaxed. WHOA I wonder like

1075
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 2: if the writers were getting feedback about like the audience

1076
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 2: is really responding to this couple, this Jesse couple.

1077
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, so lean into the sex bits. You know this

1078
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: was a note.

1079
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 2: Jesse smirks, let me just say have mercy, and Becky laughs,

1080
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 2: I like the way you say that. They say goodbye,

1081
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 2: and Michelle pops up from around the corner, sadly, saying,

1082
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 2: wake up, jack h Jesse breaks it to her, I'm sorry, babe,

1083
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 2: but your uncle.

1084
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 1: Jay is on vacation. He kicks up his feet to relax.

1085
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 2: And Michelle hits him with a I love you. He

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00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 2: gets out of bed, telling her and I love you too.

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00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 2: He plops her into his lap. Determined to get this

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00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 2: box working, He enthusiastically winds up the music box and

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00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 2: Jack pops out Ta Da Ta Da. Michelle has a

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00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 2: huge grin spread across her face and Jesse says, I

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00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 2: told you I'm there for you, babe, And this is

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00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 2: so sweet this part.

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00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 2: Michelle pets his cheek and mimics for you, babe, and

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00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 2: Jesse responds, no, for you, babe, and they go back

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00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 2: and forth until Jesse pulls her in for a big

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00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 2: kiss and tickles her. And that is our show. I

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00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 2: love that bit.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I don't always love like, you know, the little manufactured

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00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 2: Michelle bits, but this genuine, like you could see the

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00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 2: chemistry between them.

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00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 3: Now, this was genuine is very sweet and very cute.

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Speaker 3: And I liked this episode because you know it. I mean, yes,

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00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 3: there's obvious, you know, a lot of holes. I'm like,

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00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 3: we'll just do it that way in the first place.

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00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 3: But the message of the show was about like not

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00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 3: trying to live up to standards that you can't set,

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00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Your kids will think that

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00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 3: you're great even if you can't, you know, bake the

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00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 3: cookies and coach the team and do the club and

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00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 3: write the jingle and do the wedding, and you know

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00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 3: mm hmmm, that it's all about balance and priorities and

1114
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 3: asking for help. That that was the big thing because

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00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 3: you know, we know that Jesse doesn't like asking for help.

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00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,879
Speaker 3: So this was kind of again like when he broke

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00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 3: his arms and like this, it's you know, Jesse is

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00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 3: constantly having to learn the lesson of like it's okay

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00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 3: to ask for help, It's okay to rely on other people.

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Speaker 3: You know, as we can see, Grandpa Nick has really

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00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 3: done a number on him. So he's a lot to

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00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 3: untangle there in terms of you know, relationships.

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Speaker 1: But yes, but Becky's.

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00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 3: But Becky's having a good effect and and you know,

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00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 3: he's realizing he needs to ask for help.

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00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't be all things to everyone all the time.

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00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 2: It's a great lesson. And you know, I'm glad it's

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00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,439
Speaker 2: they didn't. I mean, there's no mom in the show,

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00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 2: so I'm glad, but I'm glad it's like, hey, this

1130
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 2: can happen to guys too, you know, it's not just

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00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 2: one thing of like the frazzled mom and around.

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00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's why you need an appointment book the

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00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 3: size of the Yellow Pages.

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00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 2: I also liked Tyol this This is an episode where

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00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 2: it's like there was just one storyline. I like these

1136
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 2: episodes where all the whole families and there's not an

1137
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,839
Speaker 2: a it was just one storyline, one a storyline.

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00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was everybody was involved in the main story.

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00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 3: I felt like last time we were a little diluted

1140
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 3: with like three things going on.

1141
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,280
Speaker 1: It was a kind of storylines.

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00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 3: This one felt a little more cohesive and kind of

1143
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 3: had a had more of a like a message.

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00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 2: I wonder if that's harder to write to one storyline

1146
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 2: or multiple storylines. I don't because we don't see these

1147
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,399
Speaker 2: one storylines all the time. So I wonder if it's

1148
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 2: harder to write to. And that's why they.

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00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 3: Probably yes, because you have to manufacture each person's interest

1150
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 3: in that particular story, the problem or that which was

1151
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 3: why everyone everyone needed to get something different from Jesse,

1152
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 3: you know.

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00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 1: And in that case it would.

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00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 3: Probably be easy, but but would be hard to like

1155
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 3: imagine everybody caring necessarily about the same thing.

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00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 2: Yeas, and especially with such such a diverse like the

1157
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 2: age range. You got a baby, and then you got

1158
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 2: a third an age range, a thirty year old and.

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00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 1: A baby, right right, They were so old back.

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00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 2: Then yeah, well, did you have a an everywhere you look?

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00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: Before? Oh? Did I have an everywhere? Wait? Hold on,

1162
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 1: did I did? I? I did not? I really did?

1163
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,879
Speaker 1: I sort of have this one? I did.

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00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 2: I wrote down that I saw black marks on the

1165
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 2: carpet in Jesse's bedroom, and at first I was like, oh,

1166
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 2: they forgot to pull up our marks that they set

1167
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:30,760
Speaker 2: so we know where to stand.

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00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: But and then I looked closer, I'm like, oh, I

1169
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: think it's just dirt. I thought they.

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00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 3: Forgot Yeah, probably, yeah, yeah, you know, I didn't. I

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00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 3: didn't have anything on this one. You know, everywhere he looks,

1172
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 3: that's fair. I looked hard in this smoth and me

1173
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 3: wearing a wallpaper.

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00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 2: I thought for sure we'd recognize somebody in the smash club.

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00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: I paused it a couple of times and was looking around.

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00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 3: There were a couple of people there who I know

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00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 3: were I think friends of John's.

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00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 1: Oh okay, at the time.

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00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 3: There were a couple of people whose faces I had

1180
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 3: seen around and recognized, but I did not remember their name,

1181
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 3: and I know they were sort of friends of John's.

1182
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 3: They were in the Spash Splash club. I was when

1183
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 3: they first made mention of the of the rippers. I

1184
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:14,919
Speaker 3: was really looking for Ripper with the rat tail. Oh, yes,

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00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 3: I was really hoping.

1186
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: We got like where this guy has to come back?

1187
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 3: I hope, mostly because I just wanted to see if

1188
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 3: the rat tail had survived.

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00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been like a whole season since we've seen him,

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00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 2: so it's yeah, did it survive?

1191
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:30,439
Speaker 1: Did it gets shop?

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00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 2: Last we saw him, was he in tall or in

1193
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 2: the living room? He was in the living room. He

1194
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 2: was in the living room. They were singing something. I

1195
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 2: don't know, that's right.

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00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: They were singing that some do wall sort of. Yeah.

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00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah in season one, okay, and yeah, he hasn't appeared since.

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00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: Time sicken for that rat tail man. I kind of

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00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: miss it. I missed the rat tail, right I did.

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00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I miss it.

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00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 3: I miss it not enough to like, you know, have

1202
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 3: the scout grow one, or you know, have someone cut

1203
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 3: in and like leave it on the desk as a pet.

1204
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: But you know, you know, we're getting at the next

1205
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: nineties cone. Now people rat hair extensions and they're like,

1206
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 1: this is the rat tail. Rat tails.

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00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a funny idea. Please don't need them, Please don't.

1208
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 3: I don't need weird I don't need to be questioning

1209
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 3: where those hair extensions came from.

1210
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 2: We don't need Yeah, we don't need fake hair. We

1211
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 2: don't need hair just no, yeah, but thank you preemptively.

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00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just write a note. We prefer notes like

1213
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: this is representing a rat. Just draw us a rat tail. No,

1214
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: don't even do that. Don't even do that. Bring an

1215
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: actual rat with a tail. It's we're getting We're digging

1216
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: this whole deeper and deeper. Rats. They're cute.

1217
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 3: They're very sweat you like rats, not like the like

1218
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 3: you know, the subway rats. Those ones are a little

1219
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 3: scary in my stab you but no like rat They're

1220
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 3: incredibly intelligent.

1221
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: They're smart, cute little faces.

1222
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 2: No, they have read beady eyes. They look like they're

1223
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 2: plotting your death. I mean, I like them, but I

1224
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 2: also I only see like wild rats. I don't I

1225
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 2: don't really see them as pets. I don't know it's

1226
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 2: kinably a hamster.

1227
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 1: I guess hamsters or yeah, they're they're dirty, little little

1228
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 1: dirty little hamsters, dirt little hamsters.

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00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 3: Yea, is this our post show chatchat, This is our

1230
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 3: post chatter about hamsters and rattails. So you're welcome everyone,

1231
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 3: and UH. If you have thoughts about rat tails, hamsters,

1232
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:41,440
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1233
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1235
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:53,360
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00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,480
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00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:59,000
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Speaker 3: the newest episodes as soon as they drop, because where

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01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 3: would you get other important breaking information about rat tails.

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01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: Uh your number one source of rat tail information. Thank you,

1242
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: guys so much for joining us for another ridiculous episode

1243
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 1: of Howard.

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01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 3: Tannerto's We love you guys. We're having so much fun.

1245
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 3: And remember the world is full. No oh oh, you

1246
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 3: had a streak going and you just broke it.

1247
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: You're gonna say, I had a stroke. I thought the

1248
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 1: world is small, the house is full. You saved it,

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01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 1: You saved it. But wow, that was I was distracted

1250
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: by rattails. That's all you can think about. Didn't think

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01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: about anything else