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Speaker 1: We are the one to solar losers. What up, everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 1: I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up, everybody. I'm

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Speaker 1: Eddie and I know the least about the sports. But

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Speaker 1: I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. I just

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Speaker 1: don't know the who's who's or the what's What's what up?

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Speaker 1: Y'all siss and let me get readjusted. I am from

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Speaker 1: the North, I'm an alpha male, and I do Shotgun

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Speaker 1: White Claws on the West Side with Bazer, and I

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Speaker 1: believe the audio was a tad off on Friday show.

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Speaker 1: I listened back on Spotify as well as the I

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio way to listen, and I didn't put one

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Speaker 1: of the effects on the audio. I will do that today.

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Speaker 1: Oh so is low. It was a little bit low,

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Speaker 1: and that is audio jargon. I'll save that for another

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Speaker 1: day in time. But all my truck drivers across the

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Speaker 1: country you know what I'm talking about. I'll pump it

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Speaker 1: up next time. One show, I didn't see any complaints, man,

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Speaker 1: so you are being extra critical of your own and

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Speaker 1: that's what Michael Jordan would do. He would find the

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Speaker 1: little things in his performance to critique because there's always

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Speaker 1: room to improve. Lebron does it too, and that's why

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Speaker 1: I like having you on this podcast. Lebron does not

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Speaker 1: do that. Lebron is just hanging out. Lebron's at his

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Speaker 1: son's high school games, show bolting, doing dunk contests in

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Speaker 1: the warm up line instead of letting the kids have

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Speaker 1: the attention. That's what Lebron does. You don't see Jordan.

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Speaker 1: You never saw Jordan at his high school son's basketball

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Speaker 1: game dunking and putting shows on. No, he let the

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Speaker 1: kids have the spotlight. Thinking about Lebron, you talked about

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Speaker 1: your truck or friends and all that. I just thought

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Speaker 1: about something that happened a couple of days ago, and

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize that it's not a thing for kids

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Speaker 1: nowadays to do the horn signal for talk to trump drivers, coach,

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Speaker 1: they do the bird. No, they just flip them off.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean it's not a thing for the kids.

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Speaker 1: If you're on a road trip, the kids can still

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Speaker 1: do the couch. So we pull up next to a

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Speaker 1: big rig dude sitting there and I'm looking at him

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Speaker 1: like well, what are you win for? Boys? And they're like,

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Speaker 1: win for what? Give him the horn signal let's go,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, what are you talking about? Like, oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, I failed as a dad. And my twelve

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Speaker 1: year olds like, oh yeah, I remember you used to

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Speaker 1: do that. And I'm like, what do you mean used to?

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Speaker 1: Let's go and rolled all their windows down and they're like, dad, dad,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? Dad? No? Dat, my guy's easy

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Speaker 1: checking out. Give him the little elbow thing and they're like,

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Speaker 1: this is the coolest thing ever. And like, dang, boys,

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Speaker 1: I apologize, I've failed. You get dude, and you got

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Speaker 1: to show the kids. I got the nephew in town.

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Speaker 1: And there were some hotties his age, I believe. So

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Speaker 1: maybe they weren't hot right right right right right right right, Wow,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to delete that. In his eyes, they

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Speaker 1: were very attractive girls. And he goes, so I'm driving

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Speaker 1: by him. What I'm driving that I was talking here?

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Speaker 1: Morgan number two is here? Did you hear that? All

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Speaker 1: check out a girl? Is what I thought? This is

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Speaker 1: what he said, Morgan number two. Morgan number two just

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Speaker 1: let's just your reaction. You're driving in your car, you're

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Speaker 1: I mean they were probably his age, which is twelve.

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Speaker 1: other sins. I should have said he thought they were attractive.

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Speaker 1: I want to go pull up to the hotties. So

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Speaker 1: then I drove up and I go, dude, you gotta

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Speaker 1: it's that case where you want to talk to the girls,

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Speaker 1: Hey you I said, hey you or hey you kids,

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Speaker 1: best ones that our friend Jeff Gorman used to do.

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Speaker 1: guy gets up like what, man, I'm working on a sign. Like, man,

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Speaker 1: A month ago, I'm walking the dog around the neighborhood right,

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Speaker 1: she better been wearing a mask and in a nursing home, Coach,

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Speaker 1: of them? No, you know, he did the look around.

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Speaker 1: He looks both ways like she was talking to somebody else.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you need? He shows and I'm thinking, okay,

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Speaker 1: Was it a frantic what do you need? Or was

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Speaker 1: with you just being so cute right there, you and

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Speaker 1: you make out? And I Am like, whoa, Okay, she

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Speaker 1: there's no coach run a neighborhood street. There's not a

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Speaker 1: lot of touch I've seen at East Nashville Coach. What happened.

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Speaker 1: I'm like wow. So I go home to my wife

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, you're boys. At your boys. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: that didn't happen. No woman stopped and cat called you,

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Speaker 1: so smash cut. A couple of days after that, I

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Speaker 1: So she goes, I was on the community facebook page

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Speaker 1: I was in my front line yard and I got

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Speaker 1: cat called by this Lady's like, oh yeah, she's in

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Speaker 1: what a great memory we're gonna have her Corona. I

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Speaker 1: wish more people would be more fun like this good thing.

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Speaker 1: So it could be a prank as well. Luckily years

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Speaker 1: But at the same time, I don't want people listening

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Speaker 1: I thought you had a couple of beers. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: So I'm driving. I'm driving and my buddies like, hey, yes, sorry.

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Speaker 1: Where's the after party? And she's like, I'm serious. If

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Speaker 1: know it could have been her boyfriend? Oh, it wasn't

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Speaker 1: tell that story again? For whatever reason, I do not read.

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Speaker 1: But his stories all involved cabs. His dating scene isn't

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Speaker 1: She got the number, coach. So you shot your shot,

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Speaker 1: pull vaulter is not a normal Sarah or Stephanie. What

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Speaker 1: what kind of what kind of stereotype is this? What

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Speaker 1: that's cool to talk me about that. She's like, well, basically,

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Speaker 1: your scoop for the road, Coach that paid, Well, what

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Speaker 1: and so hey and so then I was like, all right,

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Speaker 1: really thought that we were gonna be a thing. But really,

419
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,240
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what It proves that these they're not unapproachable.

420
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,800
Speaker 1: Don't be worried about if they say no, who cares

421
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,200
Speaker 1: if you move on and you're you're in a little

422
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,400
Speaker 1: bit embarrassed for like what ten fifteen seconds? But then alright, cool.

423
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,800
Speaker 1: But my point is this, there's ways to just slide

424
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,160
Speaker 1: hit on chicks, Like throw a ball over their area.

425
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,240
Speaker 1: See how they throw it back. Are they friendly or

426
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,760
Speaker 1: they just kind of like mad, like you're you're annoying them?

427
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,800
Speaker 1: And also the conversation thing is huge. Have a conversation

428
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,760
Speaker 1: with your buddy. But you're at a distance, so it

429
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,359
Speaker 1: kind of the conversation goes into their area of it.

430
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,639
Speaker 1: See if they start to join in. I was figuring

431
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,159
Speaker 1: this all in my head as I'm watching. I'm like,

432
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,600
Speaker 1: how can these guys do better? Do a conversation to

433
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,119
Speaker 1: see if the girls joining the conversation. If they don't,

434
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,760
Speaker 1: they don't want a part of it at all. Right,

435
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,399
Speaker 1: they Hey, you guys say some kind of like slide

436
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,520
Speaker 1: joke to you and your buddy, and it's they laugh.

437
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,240
Speaker 1: They're in You look over like, do you think that

438
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,280
Speaker 1: was funny? In a loud bar, you're gonna be able

439
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:08,159
Speaker 1: to tell the pool at the pool quit putting him

440
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,640
Speaker 1: in another situation. These got about the pool. These guys

441
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,320
Speaker 1: at the pool, you jump in cannon ball and you

442
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 1: splash them back, and if they laugh, then they're cool.

443
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,360
Speaker 1: That's how you know if they're gonna be cool. That's it.

444
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 1: And if you're in Vegas, mow at him. If they

445
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:27,240
Speaker 1: mow back, their prostitutes get away. Wow, that's actually a

446
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,200
Speaker 1: good tip for this weekend. Lap them in the butt.

447
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,960
Speaker 1: If they call the cops, they're not prostitutes. If the

448
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 1: if they're here in Vegas, if they're sitting at the

449
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:41,160
Speaker 1: bar alone and it's like midnight. They're a prostitute in Vegas.

450
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 1: If they like start shielding their mouth and they'll never

451
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 1: really talk in numbers. They always just like point to

452
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 1: a casino machine because they don't want any audio detective

453
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 1: of what they're talking about their prostitute. Because that happened

454
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,119
Speaker 1: to me like seven years ago, before I was engaged.

455
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 1: Before you're engaged, Yeah, you aren't saying numbers out loud.

456
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 1: Should go, oh, that's this price, and she'll point to

457
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 1: a number on the lot of like a slot machine,

458
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 1: or if they're sitting at a slot machine by themselves

459
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,680
Speaker 1: and you're they're not playing, they're just sitting there. What

460
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,639
Speaker 1: was the number and they're two hundred. There was a

461
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 1: two hundred on the slot machine. She just pointed to it.

462
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 1: So she wouldn't say these numbers out loud, because that's

463
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 1: how you don't get caught. Believable. So they used slot

464
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,360
Speaker 1: machines as like a visual and that's how they're able

465
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 1: to do it. They're like a teacher, but they're pointing it.

466
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 1: That's their that's the dry race board. The laser pointer

467
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: is how it happened with me. I was walking through

468
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 1: the wind and just the middle of the slot machines

469
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 1: in the middle of them. No one's around this one

470
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 1: girl sitting in the middle of them, and she just

471
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 1: looks at me. She goes, you look at the party.

472
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,440
Speaker 1: Of course. I love a good p A R T

473
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 1: Y and birthday party. I didn't come to Vegas, not

474
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,959
Speaker 1: the party. And I'm like, what kind of part are

475
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,879
Speaker 1: we talking about? What do you think they were talking about? Idiot?

476
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 1: I knew what she was talking about. I had a

477
00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 1: hidden mic on and started recording her. Oh he was wired. No,

478
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 1: I wasn't wired at the time. I was like, so

479
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 1: tell me about this party. She's like, like, they caught

480
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 1: that on you. Dang, the pimp would kick you, kill you.

481
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 1: They can't come int the casino the pimp. The radio

482
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 1: audio is him getting his asked me by the pim

483
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: kid just slap you with this. I started talking about,

484
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 1: like what kind of party, and she's like, let's go

485
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,160
Speaker 1: up to your room and talk about it. And I'm like, well, like, well,

486
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 1: I could talk about it right here. Why do we

487
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: need to go up to the hotel. I don't know.

488
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: I left you, but my room is a little messy

489
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: and correct I said, I have a friend with me.

490
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 1: If I go party without him, he's gonna be so mad,

491
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 1: and she goes, okay, well go find your friends. So

492
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 1: that's when I went and got the mic and taped

493
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 1: it on. And then you're like, I didn't find my friend.

494
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 1: Then I went down my microphone and my friend Mike.

495
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: I said, but if we go, I mean, my friend's

496
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 1: gonna be mad, and she goes, I can call a friend.

497
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 1: You're about to line up four, Coach, We're gonna line

498
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: up to I have one to two V two okay,

499
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,199
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to tell ask you what kind of party. Oh,

500
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 1: let's not talk about it here, let's talk about it

501
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: in the room. So she wouldn't say what kind of party,

502
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do? But you knew, well, I absolutely,

503
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 1: we knew what kind of party one, and you knew

504
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 1: what they were going to do absolutely, And then smash cut.

505
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,960
Speaker 1: Four in the morning, we're getting back from where we're

506
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: at and she's getting let out of the hotel back

507
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 1: door by the security. Picked somebody else to party with,

508
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 1: Coach and what was yours? Coach? You were saying the

509
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: two Well, she just wanted it was so weird. She

510
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: wouldn't finish a conversation or a sentence. She'd automatically go

511
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 1: to a slot machine. And then on the slot machine,

512
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 1: she's looking for numbers that she can use and should

513
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: letters and whatever like that. So she'd be like, should

514
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: point out the two D, you know? And then she'd go,

515
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: or there's always and then she'd pointed to sixty, which

516
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: means it's a different type of thing she'll do. But

517
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 1: she you know, she can't say it out loud. You

518
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 1: couldn't tell you what those things were. Well, she would say,

519
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 1: she'd go, should motion it with her mouth? I know so,

520
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: But that's that a lot. I guess that's how you

521
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,440
Speaker 1: avoid a staying operation. Yeah, I guess so you when

522
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: she was like, why did you do that oddly with

523
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: your mouth? But that was her telling me of her

524
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: price and her like business. Did you ever go to

525
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: the room to talk about it? No, But they wouldn't

526
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 1: do it out in public, like they're very very very professional.

527
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: They're really professional. Of course, they're very professional. And and

528
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: but then the weird thing is they act like they're

529
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: playing the slots, but they're they always have like these

530
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: don't they make decent money? They make good money. Right now,

531
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 1: they'll probably make no money because all the money goes

532
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 1: to the pimp. Because I was looking at the tickets

533
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 1: they had, like you know, some Planet Hollywood tickets and

534
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: stuff like that. They were all nothing. There was nothing

535
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: more than five dollars on these uh ticket stuff. But

536
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: they would put them in in fake like they're playing.

537
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 1: That's how they distract if there's anybody else in the

538
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: casino watching them, they act like they're playing. So they're

539
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 1: putting in the ticket vouchers which were worthless. Like one time,

540
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 1: we were walking down the strip and we're going one

541
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 1: way and this girl comes. I mean she's by herself,

542
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: two am, walking by herself, and she goes hey, and

543
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,160
Speaker 1: my buddy goes hey, and she turns around and it's

544
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 1: her arm inside his arm and starts walking. And he

545
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 1: is thinking, oh my god, I am the biggest pimp ever.

546
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 1: I am amazing pimp, like like I got game. And

547
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 1: she is siting sitting there, going oh what are you doing.

548
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: He's like, Oh, we're probably gonna go back to our hotel,

549
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: play some black jack where you want to. Yeah, I

550
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 1: love black jacket. He's like, oh, so cool, and he

551
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 1: keeps looking at me, going, dude, look how easy I

552
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 1: picked up a ship at two in the morning. And

553
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh my god, this idiot doesn't realize

554
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: what's going on, and we will. When she dressed short dress,

555
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: high heels, tight dress, so maybe got separated from a

556
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 1: bachelrette party. Yeah, I guess you can say that. Uh,

557
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: And so we're there's a way to tell coach the

558
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 1: heels aren't just two inches, they're like and there oh

559
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: the clear plastic. Okay, okay, let's do and like there's

560
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 1: not just a little bit of Cleveland showing, like literally,

561
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: they're the areal is almost poking. Right. Was her name?

562
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he got the name, that's

563
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,360
Speaker 1: how quick it was like that he was said, hi back,

564
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 1: that's all. That's all he did. And she was in

565
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 1: and that's when they start walking and where she's talking talking,

566
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: and she was like, what else are we gonna do?

567
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: And he was like, I don't know, you know, maybe

568
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 1: I'm another drink or two. And she was like and

569
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 1: he's like, She's like, well, how how much is this worth? Oh?

570
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: He did still hasn't picked up on it. He goes,

571
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: how much is what worth my time? And he goes, oh,

572
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, no, no no no, when it

573
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,880
Speaker 1: finally clicked, and then she's like, I just lost ten

574
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 1: minutes of my life. Walked with us for a good

575
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: ten minutes before he realized freaking what was going on? No, no,

576
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 1: it wasn't bad at boxing. I don't think he's ever

577
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: been to Vegas, Garrett, not one g the one girl.

578
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: And then one time I was there and then you said, Hi,

579
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 1: I'm walking back from the Cosmo. Whould you want you

580
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: ever heard of a cab in Vegas? All these stories

581
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: where I was walking walking from the walking from the

582
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 1: Vegas Airport story apart hal a ten dollar cab. Cabs.

583
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 1: Cabs are expensive in Vegas. They rip you off, and

584
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm cheap and coach everything you do in Vegas. And

585
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 1: I like, because if you're in cabs, if you're in

586
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: cab in the hotel, you're standing just ripping. If you're

587
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: in cabs, you don't get experiences like this. True, Okay,

588
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: what happened? So I'm walking back to the hotel and

589
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: there's these two chicks, of course ones probably three fifty.

590
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: Are we talking pounds? Money? And I mean, what time

591
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: of day is this? Three am ok, so they're your type.

592
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: So what you do? So I'm walking and one and

593
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:52,719
Speaker 1: they're they won't well, hello, they hit on the night.

594
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: You know, I don't say anything. I'm walking. Why do

595
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: I want to say anything to these girls? I don't know? Potentially,

596
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: and they looked. I mean they said, hey, can we

597
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: come back to your room? Just like that, just like

598
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: that first parts out of your mouth. The skinny one

599
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: says that to me, and I say not both y'all know,

600
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: And I keep on walking. Wow, hey, big girl, charge around.

601
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: You don't have to be so blank and rude about it.

602
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: And I turned on. I didn't know there was etiquette

603
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: on rejecting a prostitute. Okay, coach, the most educated line

604
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: he's ever said. He said he said that at three

605
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: in the morning in Vegas with that kind of articulation.

606
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna slurt the look. Hey, but I

607
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: didn't know there was a proper etiquette protocol. Now, you

608
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: listen to me. According to Penal Code for seven of

609
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: the Las Vegas Police Department, I would ask that you

610
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: add here to what I'm about to say. I just

611
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: never realized there was a proper and improper way to

612
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 1: say no to a prostitute. And all I said was no,

613
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 1: And what did she say? Some bunch of cuss words

614
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: blah blah blah and walked away. Wow, dude walked into

615
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: the little the shops that getting the mall and then

616
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: walked into the area, and I was just and I

617
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: was steaming mad because I was like steaming mad. All

618
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: I did was say no, Like that's all I really did.

619
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: You were mad at that coach. All she wanted to

620
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: do is bang you? But why does she get mad

621
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: about you? Don't have to be so rude about it, Like,

622
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: what do you want me to say? Is they prost

623
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: What do you want me to say? Excuse me, ma'am,

624
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: I appreciate your offer by me going to decline, I

625
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: mean I would I think you would say it's like

626
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: a drive through and they go, would you like to

627
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: supersize that? Do you go? No, like you need to

628
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: be that type of polito. Exactly good. This is their business.

629
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: So no matter what you tell me what they're the wrong.

630
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: They're in the wrong industry if no sets them off. Coach,

631
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: So you're a red lobster, right, And they say, Sara,

632
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: would you like some more cheddar baby business? And you go, wow,

633
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: I apologize her. I didn't know you had to yell

634
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: at me like that. It would happen to you. I

635
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it in a normal setting at three o'clock drinks. Yes,

636
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: but if you're that thin skin, get into new business. Okay,

637
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: So you're pulling the Walgreen's right, You're getting some prescription

638
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: field or whatever. And he gives you the medicine, says, so,

639
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: would you like any more information on how to take

640
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: the medication? Would you say that no, exactly. I think

641
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: she's in the right coach. There is a way to

642
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: respectfully decline. I think that those are the words. Yes,

643
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: thank you, I respectfully decline. I'm considering getting married very soon.

644
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: I was already married. Oh, ma'am. I respect that offer,

645
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: but I am married. I'm married, and that would be

646
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: considered cheating, and that is a sin, and that is adultery.

647
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 1: I am choosing not to go down that path. Thank you.

648
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: I do appreciate you thinking that I am sleepworthy. I

649
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: am not an adulterer. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, and

650
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: good night. I hope you too are safe and have

651
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: a great night. And this is one of the deadly

652
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: sins that the lord told us about, and I hope

653
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: you find someone that takes you up on your offer

654
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: later tonight. There you go, I mean you are, you're

655
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: obviously working. I'm interested though, in the set up because

656
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: the one girl is bigger and the one was skinny.

657
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so what was the deal? They rolled as

658
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: a pair? Usually the girls are I'm saying, there's separate, separate,

659
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: But I think it was getting late at night that

660
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: they were just they were like, man, we gotta find

661
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: the plan. Didn't really stick together couch at three am.

662
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: I think it's like that's you know, plan's going out

663
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: the window, and it's just like the pimper is in

664
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: there saying, hey, do you better find someone you haven't

665
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: made any money tonight. I bet there's some that makes

666
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: some good money though. I would think so because we're

667
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: telling the ones that are maybe struggling a little bit.

668
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: But guys, real talk, real talk, real talk. Out of

669
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: all the guys that we know have been to Vegas,

670
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: I mean we know a lot of guys have been

671
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: in Vegas, right, including ourselves, and we have lots of

672
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: friends that have been to Vegas. Do you all know

673
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: one that has hooked up with a prostitute. No, I

674
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: don't either. So who's doing this? Oh? There's have you

675
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: ever been in New York City? The Wall Street guys?

676
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: I mean you see them, I mean you see the

677
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: How do we not know? One? We know a lot

678
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: of people haven't understand, but we're we're still Coach. You

679
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: want me to ask him their client lists next time

680
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm in Vegas? Yeah, I think, well you'll be there

681
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: in a couple of days. Then I'll do it. Here's

682
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: the thing, I wouldn't be a bad bit. There's old.

683
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: You can see him like it's an old dude, senty

684
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: five years old, and then you got this chick on

685
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: his arm. You know, Okay, that's not what if it's

686
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: his daughter, It ain't his daughter? What if it's a coach?

687
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: I mean that's the thing that people have rough rough jobs.

688
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: Some people just want to go out to Vegas and

689
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: do something crazy. They don't want it, and they don't

690
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: want to date. Coach's seventy five years old. It's hard

691
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: to go to the pool and pick up chicks. Coach.

692
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: I've heard Yeah, I've heard so many great people say

693
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: it before. You don't pay for a prostitute for what?

694
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: What she does Why do you pay You pay her

695
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: to leave, and when you date a girl she not

696
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: all the time can leave. I see, so that i'd

697
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: be that's what it is your dad. No, no, no,

698
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: I've heard. One of the greatest things my dad ever

699
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 1: told me was you're not paying her for the act.

700
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,879
Speaker 1: You're paying her to leave when you want her to leave. Yeah.

701
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:17,320
Speaker 1: I mean that's deep, Coach, it's very deep man speaking

702
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: all this. Guys, what do you do for Father's Day?

703
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: Happy Father? Thank you many Happy father Day. I'm a

704
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: day late on saying that, but Happy Fathers. To the

705
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,479
Speaker 1: fourth Power for Eddie, to the second power for lunch

706
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 1: to the third power for me. I'm not gonna sit

707
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 1: here and talk about Father's Day with Ray. I'm not

708
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 1: even getting into that. Some people did say on Twitter

709
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: that I do have twenty three frozen eggs. Guys, you

710
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: see what I said. I don't. I didn't, but I'm

711
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: sure I'm going to hear it. But I just don't

712
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: think I'm a father yet. It is a funny joke,

713
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 1: but I'm more close. But I'm not a father, you know,

714
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: because pretty funny because lunch Box can attest like it's

715
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: hard being a dad. There's a lot of war. We

716
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: put a lot of hours into our a lot of

717
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: sacrifices of mean to dad. And for you to come

718
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: in here and joke about a coach and I think hilarious, Right,

719
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 1: I would keep joking. I keep I keep saying my father,

720
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: and you have a cat, so your daddy. That's another thing.

721
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: You people like, oh, I know, man, I have pets too.

722
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm a fur daddy. You shut the like.

723
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 1: There's no comparison of being a pet owner and a

724
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: real dad, Jo. There's no comparison to coming home from

725
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: a hard day of work and you got a bunch

726
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: of kids yelling at you and you've got to be

727
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 1: a court justice, or or you come home and you

728
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: got this cat going, yeah, he's just gratching your legs.

729
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: You put food in the ball and you're good. How

730
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: much I can do with my kids? I put I

731
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: put food on their plates coaching, So I don't you

732
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: want to eat it? I put it on the plane

733
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: and he throws it on the ground then eats it,

734
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, why did you do that? Exactly

735
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: time out and my wife tries to freak, oh my gosh,

736
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: she's eating off the ground. I'm like, what difference does

737
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: it make? Well, I mean he probably learned from his

738
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: daddy off the ground. Like he has a water table,

739
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: you know, in the front yard, and so you put

740
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: water in, and you played with these duckies and all

741
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: this and ducks a bunch of duckies, and the water

742
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: is in there for day is at a time, and

743
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: sometimes I drain it, but it gets like pollen and stuff,

744
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: and and he drinks it, and my wife freaks out

745
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: every time. I'm like, look, you can't drink that. I

746
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: understand that, but you're not anything that has water in it.

747
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: He's gonna try to drink it, so I can't stop him.

748
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 1: So just let him drink it. You know what, my

749
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: one of the greatest sounds in the world when I

750
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: wake up on a Saturday morning. You want to know

751
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: what it is? Silence? No here, I got it for you.

752
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: No good Saturday morning you try to go No, no, no, no,

753
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: So at night no no. The best sound is right

754
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: now Saturday morning. Is that what you're saying? You wake

755
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: up and you hear you want to go again? No,

756
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that one in ages. No, So Friday night,

757
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 1: you know, before I go to bed. I usually get

758
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,959
Speaker 1: a glass of water for the nighttime. I drink about

759
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: half of it, go to sleep. Thanks to much for

760
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: the routine. All right, Saturday morning, you know what, I

761
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: hear the water spilling on the carpet. I mean every

762
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: every Saturday morning, every Sunday morning. That's your fault. Yeah,

763
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: I get it. But what happens is, I'm like, I'm

764
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: gonna drink that throughout the night, and then some nights

765
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: I just don't get up to drink it. But then

766
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 1: the my little baby he walks up there, grabs it

767
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: and just pours it, and I'm like, does he sleep

768
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:17,919
Speaker 1: in the other room. He does, but my wife takes

769
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: him out. My wife takes him out of the crib,

770
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: and he just crawls around for like a good thirty minutes,

771
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: just doing whatever he wants to do. Well, my wife

772
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: like jumps in the shower or whatever. And usually what

773
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: first thing he does, he walks over, grabs my cup

774
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: and pours the water out. And I'm like, oh my gosh,

775
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: it pisces me off so much. Every single time you

776
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: do not put the lid on it. A lid? What

777
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 1: is it? A freaking McDonald's cup? Coach, it's a class

778
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: You said water bottle. I think you said water. Boh,

779
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: it's a glass of not Also mark in the lid

780
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: if it's a diet coke or a coke. Do you

781
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: not drinking out of a sippy cup like I do? Dude,

782
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: I got the nephews in town. The one year old

783
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: in the twelve year old. You do have to be careful.

784
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,919
Speaker 1: I used to just leave the phone. Not anymore. Boys,

785
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,839
Speaker 1: I put it in the pan, it's pocket. I got

786
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: my pants zipped up, my shoes are tied, Coach. I

787
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: got my feet off the floor. You can't set anything

788
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 1: on the ground. They'll die good. Don't make it, or

789
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: they'll just throw your phone. They like to throw the phone,

790
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 1: and that's annoying, dude, the one year old. It's the

791
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: crazy kids are attracted to a phone over anything else.

792
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: You know what's crazyer, coach, is they know how to

793
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: operate the damn thing. My sister said, he knows how

794
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: to swipe and start it off. It's so simple. And

795
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 1: if you think about it, you look at the phone,

796
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: you hit it, You're like, oh, look, there's a there's

797
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: a lot of numbers on there. Start hitting the numbers.

798
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,760
Speaker 1: You get something and then once you open it, okay,

799
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: swipe to the right, hit that button. Oh that button's red.

800
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: Hit that button. I mean, it's so self explanatory. They

801
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: get it when my kid doesn't understand when there's not

802
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: FaceTime whenever you just call someone, like if you just

803
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: call Grandma and grandpa. He's and there's no FaceTime going on.

804
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, he thinks it's broken. He's so confused,

805
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: like so weird that that is what he thinks is

806
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: normal is the FaceTime. You know what's crazy is that

807
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: our little one year old he we have these toy

808
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 1: lawn mores. This dude grabs the toy lawn more every

809
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: day and mows the lawn. The backyard goes back and forth.

810
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, maybe I should get a real one

811
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: more out there. My son, hey, baby box, the older one,

812
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: he will he likes to mow with me, like he'll

813
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: put his or he'll get his toy mower and go

814
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,919
Speaker 1: right behind me. Coaching, very exact, same, very patient. You're

815
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 1: telling me you're mowing the grass with the kid also

816
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: having a hand on it. Yes, why did you do that?

817
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,479
Speaker 1: They're never in a million here should let's do that, coach.

818
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: He was trying to get it done in twenty minutes.

819
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 1: That would take you hours. So it took me on

820
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: Saturday five hours to mow the lawn. Baby Box did

821
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 1: it with me every step of the way. I'm proud

822
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: of him. He mowed it with it. May it may

823
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: have taken ten minutes longer. You gotta understand, I don't

824
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: have a very big yard. And he would. He stands

825
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 1: in front of me and he pulled, he holds onto

826
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 1: the little thing and we just go and all right

827
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: her and you get to go a little bit slower,

828
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,399
Speaker 1: but he loves it. But you're not worried the little

829
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: blade of grass gonna hit him in the face. And

830
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,479
Speaker 1: you're not spitting worried those lines are gonna be straight, coach.

831
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about the lines. Were not worried about

832
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 1: his feet getting caught under. So he's far enough back.

833
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: That's why we go really slow. Coach. What are you

834
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: guys doing? You're just doing straight up and now need

835
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: to do diagonals. You don't know. We just do a square.

836
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: We do a square. We do it a lot like

837
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: some of the baseball grass. And how do they do that?

838
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 1: That is amazing. They're amazing, especially when the it's World

839
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 1: Series time and you see the he says World series.

840
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: That is that like them bringing it down a little bit,

841
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: cutting it shorter or something, leaving some longer. I think

842
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: it's just the way they like. It's some blades are

843
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,359
Speaker 1: going that way and some blades are going this way,

844
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: because I don't think they have uneven grass. I don't

845
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: think they're willing to cut it on even because the

846
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: next night there's a different design, and so I don't

847
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:52,399
Speaker 1: know how they do it. Very interesting. But my son

848
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 1: loves to take that more when we go for walks

849
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,399
Speaker 1: and he pushes it down the sidewalks the sidewalk, Oh

850
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: my gosh, and then halfway through the walk he wants

851
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: you to area. No, that's the problem when my kids,

852
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: my kids want to go ride a bike around the neighborhood, like, no, no,

853
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: we're not doing this. You can go on your own

854
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,959
Speaker 1: and I'll watch you. I'm not going with you, because

855
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: what happens They get down the hill and they're like,

856
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back up the hill with

857
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: a b Yeah exactly, dude. You already know the kids

858
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,760
Speaker 1: next step, so you're preparing for that, like it happened.

859
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 1: When you're going to the pool, you're not bringing a

860
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: ton of crap because you know on the way back

861
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: the kids are tired. You're gonna be carrying twenty things

862
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: looking like a freaking clown in an elevator. Happened to

863
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: me this weekend. Remember this, Coach, whenever you go to

864
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,280
Speaker 1: the pool, you think you need all this food, water,

865
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: you need sandwiches, you need chips, Coach, you don't. They're

866
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: not any of that crapy Happy Fatherday. We went to

867
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: the lake. I took like ten bottle waters. I took

868
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 1: gatorades and a cooler and everything. Coach, guess how much

869
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: we brought back? All of it? All of it. They

870
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: must to drink one water bottom They all shared it.

871
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: Goa to your wife's worried. Oh, we gotta make sure

872
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: they have enough. I don't want them to get tired

873
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: and thirsty. Crazy man, So what do you do for

874
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: Father's Day? Coach? Just made a weekend out of it.

875
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: We just went the lake kayaks, took the kids fishing,

876
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: and then I smoked some ribs. I watched old couple

877
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: of old movies. You watch Blue Hawaii. The kids watching

878
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 1: this they love this crap. Now they love it. There's

879
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: an Alfred Hitchcock movie that I watched. It's called north

880
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: By Northwest. They my twelve year old watched the whole

881
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 1: I've seen that one Coach. He watched the whole movie said,

882
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: this movie is amazing. Coach, is it nostalgia? Do you

883
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,439
Speaker 1: think of your family time? But why do you watch

884
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: these old movies? I can't even be I can't even

885
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: be grasped in with a Netflix one hour movie. I

886
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: love to see the progression that that the movies have

887
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: made throughout the years, you know what I mean. Like

888
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 1: you see something like Alfred Hitchcock movies like Psychic Crows,

889
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: the Birds, those movies, Coach, those movies, Those Birds of

890
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: Prey are so freaking good that in the nineteen fifties

891
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: when they came out people didn't realize how awesome they were.

892
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: You watch them now and you're like, those could come

893
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: out today, obviously with better effects or whatever, and would

894
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: be amazing. Like there's one which, oh my god, today

895
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 1: that finished last place at the box. Now they wouldn't Coach.

896
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: I'm telling you there's one great If you guys haven't

897
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: seen its call, This has brought to you by a

898
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 1: movie Mike's podcast. It's called The Rope. The Rope, alright,

899
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 1: roping the wind. So these two up. It's a fantastic

900
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: a plot, these two rope. These two guys. These two

901
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: guys are about to have a party at their house

902
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,399
Speaker 1: in their apartment, and they're about they've just invited about

903
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: like twenty people to come. And right before they show up,

904
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 1: when is the rope getting ball? Someone tied the door

905
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: string to their door, right and right before ever the party,

906
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: this dude comes in and he's like some kind of

907
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: like dealer, drug deal or something. I don't really remember,

908
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: but there was something like some bad business going on

909
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: and they get into a fight and with the rope

910
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: they kill him. They kill him with a rope. Wow,

911
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: that's how the movie got the title. So they're like,

912
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: whole crow, what do we do? Like people about to

913
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: get So they hide the body and one of the

914
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,879
Speaker 1: furnitures they're there in the house and then people start

915
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: coming in, they have you got out? Where do you

916
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: hide the rope? Coach Coach said, that's kind of what

917
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: gives up. Where the body is the couch that people

918
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: are sitting on it, So there's a nose up the buttons, like,

919
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: what the heck that is? Thing? He's in there somewhere

920
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 1: and you see people and every time they get near

921
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: the body, the two dudes are like, why don't we

922
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: come to and move the part of the kitchen and

923
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: they're like, I know, hold on just one of my

924
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: drinks over here and they're grabbing WHOA, don't open that.

925
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: It's awesome. It's makes you want to run out and

926
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: watch this movie. Coach Is it a crime or is

927
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: it a comedy? It's it's all of his movies. They

928
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: are crime based and murder base, but they're they're they're

929
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: kind of funny in an ironic way. Okay, it sounds

930
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: like a good father's nay man, what do you do?

931
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: Coach man? I woke up and good morning, sweetie, I

932
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 1: like your own? Do you want to make me a father?

933
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: They want to go for number three, but then baby

934
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: Box starts crying, so that's not happening. So go downstairs

935
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 1: and my wife is very nice. She goes in and

936
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 1: she makes blueberry pant cakes, so we all sit around

937
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: with blueberry pancakes. Daddy baby Box likes him, so it's

938
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: baby boxing. Why would she make what he like. I mean,

939
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: kids don't know it's his father. What do you want?

940
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: But I do. I enjoy blueberry pancakes, so it was

941
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: good to I mean, we have eggs a lot. Okay,

942
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 1: that's that's why I would like something different. So it

943
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 1: was nice to have something different. I'd like some green.

944
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 1: And then I go in and I go to the bathroom,

945
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: like breast with cooking food. Give me some of that milk, Mama,

946
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:35,760
Speaker 1: let me see what this. You know, baby box chex,

947
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to do any more. Bottling

948
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: came here. I got a little room left to my

949
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: stomach for some of that milk. So I had breast

950
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 1: milk for father today. That was the dessert. Had cereal,

951
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: but I needed more breast. My cereals running a little dry,

952
00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, sweetie. So I gotta go

953
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and I come out. Baby box has

954
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: got a present for me wrapped, and I'm like all right,

955
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: And so my wife's like, oh, give it to him,

956
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: and I all right, yes, cool present. Well I start

957
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: to unwrap it. Oh it's a Jenobi or what's up

958
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: in game called Odamino. That's anniversary she got me that island.

959
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: So I opened it up and it might be the

960
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: worst gift I've ever got. Come on, what is it?

961
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: It's something that I have made fun of for years. Minivan. Well,

962
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 1: it goes on a minivan. It's a sticker, whether the kids,

963
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: kids stickers, the families, the family freaking sticker crap. Ever.

964
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: I'm with you exactly. I am like, I make fun

965
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: of this all the time. You gotta put it on

966
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: the ultimate coach. She got me the mom, the dad,

967
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: and the two kids and a dog. It's perfect. That's

968
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: your family, coach. I understand. But you're never going to

969
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: get hotties anymore. Looked at the old ladies turned off. Now.

970
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: I opened it up and I am like this, that

971
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,919
Speaker 1: came in a present. That was my present. It didn't

972
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: come like an envelope. No, she wrapped it. It was

973
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: like in like an envelope, but it was in a

974
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: box or whatever. Dude. The good news is people will

975
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: let you in now when you're driving, like, oh, they

976
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 1: got a family kids on board. You go and you

977
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: can make it right. Come on, come on, yeah, dude,

978
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: I feel bad if I see somebody trying to do

979
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: something and they got the family or they got the

980
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 1: one that says baby on board. Dude. They can pretty

981
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: much do it all they want anywhere. They I see

982
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: them all into the suction cup thing to stop light

983
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 1: and the family isn't going They got all the stickers

984
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 1: in the back. You're like, I can't honk the whole

985
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,959
Speaker 1: families in the car. I don't want the dad looking

986
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: like a clown. You don't want a kid to wake up.

987
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: Here's the ones I used to hate on with a

988
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: little soccer balls and it would say like Kyle, Jimmy

989
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: m and it would be like Cheryl whatever you know, Nicole.

990
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 1: I was like, this are so dumb, Please don't ever

991
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: here's the problem. And I haven't had one of those yet,

992
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: but I kind of understand why the parents have to

993
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: put it up because the kids feel proud when they

994
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: do it. Okay, but coach it sucks. And my kids

995
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: haven't done that yet and I'm hoping they never will.

996
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, I used to see those and be like,

997
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: who would ruin their car with those kinds of When

998
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: I was a kid, I wanted a bumper sticker. All

999
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 1: I wanted was to have a car so they could

1000
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: put a bumper sticker on it. And you want to

1001
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: know the bumper sticker I wanted. Oh, I know it

1002
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 1: was the hot one. No, it was no fear, No, no,

1003
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: I know what it is. Close but it had a

1004
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 1: swear word in it. No, yes, close, close, you're very close.

1005
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: Is it the lowe little boy pissing on the chev

1006
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: But that one's good. But it's funny too. It's uh happens.

1007
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: They drove around my town this truck. It did all

1008
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: the time, and whatever reason, I always saw the truck

1009
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,959
Speaker 1: and me and my family, brother and sister, like, that's

1010
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: the best bumper sticker ever. And so I was like, man,

1011
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 1: when I get a car, I'm putting that on it.

1012
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: Bumper Stickers went out of style and I never put

1013
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,399
Speaker 1: it on. Likeumper stickers. They're they're terrible because they don't

1014
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:08,240
Speaker 1: come off. Happens, And I get that. The one I wanted,

1015
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: the one bumper sticker I wanted because I hated bumper

1016
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: stickers and I hated those stupid little she's the little

1017
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,320
Speaker 1: things with the family and their names. And Tiger plays soccer,

1018
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: Tiger karate, he's a black belt. The one I wanted

1019
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: was my kid beat up your honor student. That was

1020
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: pretty good. That's good one that because everyone's like, oh,

1021
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: like Natalie got a honor roble. It's like, shut up,

1022
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,919
Speaker 1: like really, do we need to put this on our car?

1023
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: And then my wife got him for me for Father's Day. Sorry, coach,

1024
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: if you put it on the vehicle, you're gonna have to.

1025
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put them on. You're gonna have to.

1026
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: But I am glad. The one thing I will say

1027
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 1: is she didn't get their names, like I don't. That's

1028
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: even dumber when you have your kid Jason, you and

1029
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: then baby box and baby box too and Waldo and

1030
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: I mean the terrible they always to go to. If

1031
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: you're eating this, you're following me too. I saw one

1032
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 1: there that was pretty funny. It said like, uh, keep

1033
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: keep tailgating me, I got guns or something like that.

1034
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: Was pretty funny. So stupid, it's so stupid, Like I

1035
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 1: just but but you can't, you can't tell me that.

1036
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 1: They really doesn't show what kind of person is driving

1037
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 1: that car. When you read the bumpers, it really shows

1038
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: they're kind of a jail exactly. So you know who's

1039
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: driving that car when they're ever a really with it

1040
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,919
Speaker 1: person who's very I mean, they're usually actually, bumper sicker

1041
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 1: people are probably a decent amount of educated. But is

1042
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Speaker 1: there ever a person that's just like a pimp, got

1043
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: a ball or asked wife, just a great life and

1044
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: they got a bumper sicker and Lamborghinis with bumper stickers,

1045
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 1: and there's a reason for that. But you know, you don't,

1046
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 1: here's nothing. Oh my gosh, that's why I need to

1047
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: The bumper stickers cracked me up. Is like when it's

1048
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: like Hillary, yeah, and it's still on their ten years

1049
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: later because they don't come off. It's so funny. Right

1050
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: when the elections over, you gotta find a way to

1051
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: get it Hillary. Yeah. Well, you know, the back when

1052
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: I was in high school, what a lot of people

1053
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: like to do was get the bumper sticker of the

1054
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 1: college that they were going to. Oh gosh, no, you

1055
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like it was like they got

1056
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: accepted at University of Maryland, they got the University of

1057
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: Maryland sticker on whatever. Listen to Texas Date everybody, I know,

1058
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 1: I take it back about that wasn't a bumper sticker?

1059
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 1: Was one that goes in your back winship? Yeah, okay,

1060
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: it was on the wed The popular is the walking

1061
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: about it's popular the University of Texas, Texas, and now

1062
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: there was something to be proud of the school you

1063
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,439
Speaker 1: went to. Well, when I graduated high school, I didn't

1064
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: have a school because I was just gonna go to

1065
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 1: the local. So I bought an Aggie sticker on my

1066
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: car and I was like, did it it's a gig

1067
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: him on Hi. I'm like, I don't freaking care about

1068
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: going to n M. I'll never go to a n M,

1069
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: but I need something. You're like the guy I worked

1070
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 1: at the gas station for a little while and he

1071
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 1: would always tell people would be like, yeah, I'm going

1072
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,439
Speaker 1: in the fall, I'm going back to school. And I'd

1073
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: always say, oh, that's awesome, So you're going back to

1074
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: school and he's like no, but I just tell people that,

1075
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: well what happens when it's the fall and you're not

1076
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: in school? And why do you keep lying at me?

1077
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: And why don't you why don't you just go to

1078
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: damn school. He's like I always just tell him that

1079
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: I never we're gonna go that. That's funny though, because

1080
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: it gets people'll be back okay, cool, Like it's like

1081
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: I was just jealous. Man. Everybody had the cool stickers

1082
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: like SMU like, oh school I go through an A

1083
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: and M on. I'm like, all right, give me one

1084
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: of those. Gig him on it. Hey do you get

1085
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: A and M Now that's like me. I was going

1086
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: to U T. S A. No one had even heard

1087
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: of U T. S A. So I'm like, I'm going

1088
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: I'm going to Notre Dame. I'm going to Rice, I'm

1089
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: going to North Carolina. Where are you going? U s A?

1090
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: What's that? University of Texas at Santonio? Was him? Again?

1091
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: School down to Santonio. Don't worry about it. Oh, it's

1092
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 1: a party school. A lot of people get drunk down Santonio.

1093
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 1: It's more of a commuter school. Yeah, people go wild

1094
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,360
Speaker 1: out there. Man. You should look it up though, just

1095
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 1: UT s A website. It does kind of suck though,

1096
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: because you know, like U T. S A is kind

1097
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: of equivalent to the school I went to down to

1098
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: the Valley, you know, like, well, but but I think

1099
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Speaker 1: at the first at first, because you know, it's kind

1100
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 1: of their San Antonio's just local school. But it's crazy

1101
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 1: that you that was your destination school. Well, the reason

1102
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: it was my destination is because I wanted to go

1103
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 1: to Kansas. But it was out of state and they

1104
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: didn't accept you. Well, it would have been really expensive

1105
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: and so, you know whatever, it would have been part

1106
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: of this cheating scandal. Good job you didn't get mixed

1107
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: up with Did you ever try joining the basketball team

1108
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: I was going to. I would have been a manager

1109
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: or whatever I could have done, I would have done it.

1110
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: But my mom was like, what about U T. S A.

1111
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: Because I'd run some cross country meets there and I

1112
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: was like whatever, I don't care, And so my mom

1113
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: filed out the application and I got in. So that's

1114
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: why I went there. That's the only reason. It was

1115
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 1: the only it didn't You didn't have to write an

1116
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,720
Speaker 1: essay and my mom filled it out. It was perfect.

1117
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: Why didn't you pick tech? Uh? Southwest or Texas State?

1118
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 1: First of all, lunch is what a success story? Um?

1119
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 1: I was listening listen to that. My mom built out

1120
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: my application. So I originally went to this school in

1121
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: Chicago to play baseball, but within two weeks I got

1122
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: cut from the team. So because you sucked her, I

1123
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,879
Speaker 1: just wasn't good. They were They're comparable to D two

1124
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: like it was it was very good baseball, Like I

1125
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: didn't belong there. And they're basically it was three correct,

1126
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Speaker 1: it was D. It was in A I A, so

1127
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: it was comparable, like there's really no way to say

1128
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Speaker 1: the division, but it was very close to D two.

1129
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Speaker 1: So I mean, these are some top notch athletes that

1130
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 1: were getting drafted in the majors. Coach. I didn't belong there.

1131
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 1: I wasn't that good. So anyways, long story short, went

1132
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 1: there two years and then went home and my mom

1133
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,839
Speaker 1: was pretty much saying, hey, so now that baseball thing

1134
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: didn't happen, you should just go to school. Look close

1135
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: to home. It'll be a lot cheaper. And that summer

1136
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 1: I started realizing, oh crap, I'm gonna have to go

1137
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 1: to school down the road, which is basically like going

1138
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 1: to high school while you're living in While I'm living

1139
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: at home, and I'm like twenty one, I was like,

1140
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:00,879
Speaker 1: this can't happen. So South Beach goes, hey, to there's

1141
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 1: this school in Texas called Texas State. You should try

1142
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: to apply it. And so I did, got accepted, and

1143
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: I go, hey, mom, I got accepted this school. Can

1144
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: I go. I went on, worked on this lumbering job,

1145
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: came home playing ticket. She goes, I want you to go,

1146
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: there's your ticket. Expensive? It was, but I told him,

1147
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: I go, hey, I did a lot of research and

1148
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: after a year, if you prove that you worked for

1149
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: an entire year without taking a day in lapse of

1150
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 1: having jobs, you can claim that you are an in

1151
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: state student. I said, so, if I do that for

1152
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 1: one year, then it will be dirt cheap. I promise

1153
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: you that as long as you guys helped me for

1154
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: one year. And they're like, okay, we believe you. You

1155
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: can do that, dude. The first day I was down there,

1156
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: I got a job at a gas station, then went

1157
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 1: to public address announcer, then worked at Walmart distribution center,

1158
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: and it was an entire year. Registrar contact me you

1159
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: weren't working for a year, and I was like, boom,

1160
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 1: here's all my documentation. I'm in state mother. And then

1161
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: they're like, no, you're not, dude. It went back and

1162
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: forth for like two months. Legally I didn't have a

1163
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,359
Speaker 1: lawyer or anything got approved. Like, they're like, amazing, dude.

1164
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: I was going back and me in the registrar. I

1165
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: was in that office left and right. I was like, listen,

1166
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: I worked for an entire year. You guys have that

1167
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 1: on your website. Dude, I like fought for myself. It

1168
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: was kind of crazy. It was nuts time in my life.

1169
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 1: That's amazing. And then I was like mom and dad, year,

1170
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: I've worked for a year. Here you go in stay tuition.

1171
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 1: They're like, wow, that was actually the support you had

1172
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: from your parents that they bought you the plane ticket all.

1173
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 1: You know, that was a long conversation because my parents

1174
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: and they told me they sat me down there. I

1175
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: can listen. You know, not everybody goes to college. A

1176
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: lot of people just work after high school. They did

1177
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: not go to college. I agree with They thought I

1178
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: was going to flunk out, and I was going like, oh,

1179
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 1: coach you my motivation factor was out of this. Yeah,

1180
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: I see it right now every day. So all right,

1181
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 1: and also congratulations to you Dak Prescott. Yeah, is it done?

1182
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 1: Signed him with the Cowboy and nice how much he

1183
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 1: signed the franchise tag thirty one million dollars. They now

1184
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: have to July to work out a long term deal.

1185
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: But I told you guys, is gonna work out. So

1186
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 1: that means he'll be in training camp on time and everything.

1187
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: I mean, the best Father's day you could have got.

1188
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 1: Absolutely because I as a Cowboys fan, you don't want

1189
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: the red Rocket to be your starter. That his name

1190
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 1: red Rocket, Yeah, red Rifle, Red Rifle, Red Rocket was

1191
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 1: Matt Bonner. You're right, I did. Alright? What everybody have

1192
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: a great Monday. On Wednesday's show, listen, we got an

1193
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Speaker 1: email from a woman that she wants help deciding who

1194
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: to make her kids cheer for because her husband and

1195
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 1: her don't agree on teams. So how do you decide that? Uh?

1196
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: And we got a voicemail from the listener. We're gonna

1197
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 1: play back. You can always email us. We are the

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00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: sore Losers at gmail dot com. Still selling shirts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're still selling shirts. I don't know if we sell

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Speaker 1: ten dollars to buy Ray of Drink in Venice, mostly

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Speaker 1: to irritate Eddie Lee. Call you. It's it's successfully happening, coaches.

1204
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Speaker 1: We need the moneys. Eleven cents. Eleven cents. That's funny,

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Speaker 1: Kyle Schroeder. This is a big used for Sissans. Lady

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Speaker 1: of the Night Fund, Thank you much, bucks. Aaron Salazar

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Speaker 1: by Raymundo and yourself a beer in Vegas. Thank and

1208
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Speaker 1: there's more money coming in. I got my boy. He

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Speaker 1: works for Walt Disney World in Florida. He says, text

1210
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Speaker 1: me when you're in Vegas. The first two rounds are

1211
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Speaker 1: on me. So I just got the price tag of

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Speaker 1: those Saxophone drinks and it's five A better drink one

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Speaker 1: of those Saxophone drinks. Then I'm not dreading. Yes you are,

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Speaker 1: I'm not drinking it all right. Have a wonderful Monday, everybuddy,

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Speaker 1: By everyone,