Speaker 1: I get a text from my brother the other day.
Speaker 1: Hey got this weird voicemail. He sends it to me, Hey,
Speaker 1: this is so and so with unclaimed funds for your sister.
Speaker 1: We've been trying to get a hold of her. No,
Speaker 1: they found my brother. I swear to God, these people
Speaker 1: are ruthless. Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a
Speaker 1: production of iHeartRadio. I've been noticing that when I come
Speaker 1: on here and I'm like, well, welcome to the Calm
Speaker 1: Down Podcast. The tone is not a tone that even
Speaker 1: sounds like it's coming from me.
Speaker 2: It's like I become a like different person. Hi, welcome
Speaker 2: to the Calmdown Podcast Week eleven.
Speaker 1: It's like, first of all, that's jarring when I'm scrolling
Speaker 1: through a reel and I just like, hear my own voice?
Speaker 2: Are you talking about like that?
Speaker 1: By the way, it was it happened last week and
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. While scrolling my own voice came
Speaker 1: up because it was off the Calm Down Instagram and
Speaker 1: I was like, that is so annoying.
Speaker 2: Hi, everyone to the Calm Down Podcast. You you have
Speaker 2: you do?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Welcome to Thursday Night Football. Everybody like you?
Speaker 1: Now you have your announcer. I try to, but my
Speaker 1: voice couldn't be worse. Yes, this is a true story.
Speaker 1: Don't say that about you. I was practicing my Christian
Speaker 1: McCaffrey hit a few times out loud to myself, and
Speaker 1: I started saying it, how Melissa Stark does a report,
Speaker 1: and because I really she has a certain way she
Speaker 1: does hers, and you know, I always try to listen
Speaker 1: and see how she does it. She I feel like
Speaker 1: she speaks a certain way. I feel like I speak
Speaker 1: a certain way. We all have our own ways of
Speaker 1: doing it. I started like detailing things like I thought
Speaker 1: she would, and then in the middle of it, I
Speaker 1: go where I was gonna say, and Kevin Kyle Shanahan
Speaker 1: said this. I go and Mike like my Ferrico practice
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, whoa, I need to lock in.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine this shit on air?
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: I have nightmares about when I'm doing highlights that I'm
Speaker 1: going to throw it back to the wrong crew because
Speaker 1: it goes from Adam to Joe to Kevin whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's also like wake up, like we should know
Speaker 1: a breadth of fresh air.
Speaker 2: You really are, keV, like you just are. You're like, hey, Kevin.
Speaker 2: It's it's really nice. I always want to say Hi, CHRISA.
Speaker 2: That is such a nice thing to say.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a few thoughts about that before we
Speaker 1: move on to my game breaks, which I know have
Speaker 1: been a source of entertainment and conversation before on this podcast,
Speaker 1: we do need to talk about how adorable you are.
Speaker 1: That you so anyone that doesn't know Melissa Stark was
Speaker 1: is was our Michael Jordan. You have to remember, like
Speaker 1: I still have a haircut that she had when she
Speaker 1: first came on Monday Night Sidelines and she and is
Speaker 1: still doing it on Sunday Night now for NBC. And
Speaker 1: she has always been so good to us and we
Speaker 1: love her. But I love aged, which she's really annoying.
Speaker 1: Not a fucking day literally.
Speaker 2: Out myself right now, like I have I don't know,
Speaker 2: I need a tan. I might be dead. Somebody checked
Speaker 2: my pulse. Why am I purple? I will tell you why.
Speaker 2: I'm at the ranch.
Speaker 1: It's very cold up here, but I mean, my god,
Speaker 1: get this girl some circulation. But yeah, we love Melissa
Speaker 1: and she has not aged and literally I'm like she
Speaker 1: looks like her daughters who are.
Speaker 2: Who are gorgeous gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I bet you they get confused for like, there's no
Speaker 1: way people think that's her mom.
Speaker 2: They're like, is that your older sister? AnyWho? Melissa, we
Speaker 2: love you.
Speaker 1: I love that you were practicing your report, like Melissa, Well,
Speaker 1: I started doing details like I was saying. Christian McCaffrey
Speaker 1: told us he feels good. He actually last week during
Speaker 1: their bye and I started doing it kind of in
Speaker 1: her way. She goes about it, which means he got
Speaker 1: two weeks of full practices. But as Kyle Shanahan told us,
Speaker 1: and I go Mike and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, whoa where it's great? Ken, we had some great games.
Speaker 1: So you had Tampa, San Francisco and t but I
Speaker 1: had Baltimore and Dodger Sinnattie so good on Thursday night.
Speaker 1: Looks so great that wind was blowing. You were in
Speaker 1: this green coat.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you. You looked gorgeous.
Speaker 1: It's a little like saying gorgeous like this, No, you
Speaker 1: know what, Okay, the frump is this. I just had
Speaker 1: a whole fitting back here for stuff I'm doing coming
Speaker 1: up and look right now is oversized for women, which
Speaker 1: I love, but it's kind of hard on TV because
Speaker 1: they just see us from here and like the outfit's cute,
Speaker 1: but is it does it look cute when it's so big?
Speaker 2: Waist up? Waist up is a hard like thing.
Speaker 1: I loved my jacket and I loved shop gorgeous, love
Speaker 1: that jacket. But then it's like you weren't while I'm
Speaker 1: working through this short hair, like there's only so many
Speaker 1: like I can't do a pony to take like a
Speaker 1: like a power pony like you can. There's only so
Speaker 1: many different hairstyles you can do with shorty swing my way.
Speaker 1: And so since it was windy, I was like, I
Speaker 1: said to Dominique, Dominique, who has to deal with me?
Speaker 1: I'm always like, let's try something different, and then we
Speaker 1: try something different and I'm like, I don't like that.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, this is why we don't try something different. Anyways,
Speaker 1: it was a half up and it's like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just felt a little frumpy.
Speaker 2: But AnyWho, thank you, love you great.
Speaker 1: Get to have frumpy days when you're on in front
Speaker 1: of how many millions of people, Like it's hard. I
Speaker 1: was doing the same thing. I had the same slickback,
Speaker 1: still do ponytail that I've had because we've had shit
Speaker 1: weather in all our games, and it looks at Gillian,
Speaker 1: I go, I stop feeling this. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: like great, and she's like, oh okay, and I'm like no,
Speaker 1: I And then you get on air and you're like
Speaker 1: it's fucking fine. Who cares, It's it's fine, And I
Speaker 1: told you, yeah, sweet Andrew Whitworth, who we absolutely love,
Speaker 1: who's just like Aaron looks great, like we just here's
Speaker 1: the thing that I also love about our teammates, Like
Speaker 1: we just have like great it's one thing. If a
Speaker 1: girl says it's another thing. And all these guys are
Speaker 1: like our brothers. So we're saying it, you know, in
Speaker 1: a way of like anyways, I just love I just
Speaker 1: love us. We have such a good group that cheers
Speaker 1: for Like, even though I'm not a part of Thursday Night,
Speaker 1: I feel like I am. And fatime when I got
Speaker 1: on the plane with Al and like we were having
Speaker 1: a whole conversation like it's yeah, or like you and
Speaker 1: cann't done that, it's awesome, Yeah it is. It's really great.
Speaker 1: If any of you are bored by that conversation, it's fine.
Speaker 1: We're getting back to our originally scheduled programming, which we are.
Speaker 2: Nice people and don't bitch all the time. No we aren't.
Speaker 2: You were saying that earlier. We're not pitching.
Speaker 1: Here's what I have to say about this podcast. And
Speaker 1: I love this forum for a lot of different reasons. A.
Speaker 1: I get to spend an hour and a half with
Speaker 1: you every single week, like basically FaceTime, which is the
Speaker 1: inception of this whole podcast, because we would do it anyways.
Speaker 1: But I love the community. I have to tell you
Speaker 1: there was two women who came up to me. Shelby
Speaker 1: from the Ravens, who I'd never met before. She worked
Speaker 1: the Ravens sideline, and she came up and she said
Speaker 1: the nicest things about you and I and I just
Speaker 1: it's never lost on me that other women in this
Speaker 1: business can be supportive, can be kind, because that's not
Speaker 1: always been the case. And I know they will not
Speaker 1: be named, but there's a lot of people that aren't
Speaker 1: always like that. So I just I appreciate when we
Speaker 1: are able to meet women who listened to the podcast.
Speaker 1: And I'm looking through right now because there was another.
Speaker 2: To child Steel.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Chad Chad Steel, he.
Speaker 2: And Tony separated at birth.
Speaker 1: Hold on, wait one second, Wait one second, So sweet
Speaker 1: Shelby who works for the Ravens, and then Valerie who
Speaker 1: came up to me on the sidelines and said that
Speaker 1: she listens to the podcast and just said the nicest things,
Speaker 1: and I never want to look past that.
Speaker 2: Other women supporting women is such.
Speaker 1: It's something now as I've gotten older and been through
Speaker 1: some things, it was really meaningful to me when other
Speaker 1: women take the time to come up and say something,
Speaker 1: whether it's about our podcasts or us or whatever, or
Speaker 1: being look, we're not fucking heroes, we get it, but
Speaker 1: just some sweet inspirational thing and it really means a lot.
Speaker 1: So Shelby and Valerie, thank you for taking the time
Speaker 1: to do that, because it makes me emotional and it
Speaker 1: makes me just remember that there are good women out
Speaker 1: there that support other women. So I had a great time.
Speaker 1: I had a great game. And it was week three
Speaker 1: game game Week five between these two teams went into overtime.
Speaker 2: It was an unbelievable game.
Speaker 1: So coming into this one, we're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: can we get lucky enough to have another one of these?
Speaker 1: And sure enough, it came down to the last minute
Speaker 1: of the game. There was some you know, some people
Speaker 1: call them controversial calls, depending on how you look at it.
Speaker 1: But the Ravens ended up winning, and Lamar was so
Speaker 1: great and you and I.
Speaker 2: I missed it.
Speaker 1: Tell me about it. I didn't get to see it.
Speaker 1: I had stuff going on in my life. What was
Speaker 1: going Tell me how it went?
Speaker 2: So Lamar. I've got to sit down with Lamar.
Speaker 1: I mean this is years ago now and for an
Speaker 1: interview for Fox, and he couldn't have been greater. But
Speaker 1: Lamar is not overly talkative, and it just seems sort
Speaker 1: of like short sometimes in answering and not in an
Speaker 1: intentional way. He's just like direct the answer, and sometimes
Speaker 1: when you're interviewing him, you're like, oh my god, because
Speaker 1: anyone out there, You're like, you want these people to
Speaker 1: obviously like enjoy the process of doing interviews, because come on,
Speaker 1: these guys' schedules are jam packed, and it's like, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, and I always apologize for them taking time
Speaker 1: out of their day or whatever, but you just want
Speaker 1: the experience to be enjoyable for both people, Okay, not
Speaker 1: to be like oh God, why do I tell Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got to go up and like do this interview
Speaker 1: or whatever. Lamar was so lovely, he was so like
Speaker 1: he had this like I mean, obviously he's he just
Speaker 1: won a game, but still it doesn't negate the fact that,
Speaker 1: like he was jovial, he was fun. I had also
Speaker 1: mentioned to him about that little bracelet that this girl
Speaker 1: Presley had made him that.
Speaker 2: He wore in the and he said to me, he
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I forgot it.
Speaker 1: I actually was on my way here to the game
Speaker 1: today and then we were in traffic and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she I forgot my bracelet and just I don't know.
Speaker 2: It is such an honor to.
Speaker 1: Have, and we've talked about it before on this podcast,
Speaker 1: to have a front row seat to watching these athletes,
Speaker 1: like watching Joe Burrow and Lamar Jackson go back and
Speaker 1: fourth in these like epic battles, like look, I know
Speaker 1: that Joe Burrow and the Bengals aren't having the year
Speaker 1: that they want, but this fucking guy bawled out and
Speaker 1: so did Lamar and showing And I asked Lamar about that,
Speaker 1: like what is it like these battles and he's like,
Speaker 1: I wish they weren't like these because they're exhausting, But
Speaker 1: like it is so great, like just to have that
Speaker 1: kind of rivalry a divisional game and to have these
Speaker 1: back and forth games. It was an awesome one and
Speaker 1: I just felt privileged to like be there for it.
Speaker 1: So we got another good one this week, which I'm
Speaker 1: really looking forward to the Eagles and the Commanders.
Speaker 2: It's just the NFL is week to week.
Speaker 1: I mean, even down to that Kansas City and that
Speaker 1: Broncos game where it's like a blocked field goal, and
Speaker 1: of course, you know how much I love Jean Payton.
Speaker 1: I felt bad for the Broncos, but it's like Kansas City,
Speaker 1: they like even with like something like that, like find
Speaker 1: a way to stay undefeated, and week to week, it's
Speaker 1: just an awesome fuck.
Speaker 2: It's why the NFL. There's no other league like it.
Speaker 2: It's just the best.
Speaker 1: It's like even in our game, you know, the field
Speaker 1: goal kicker or field goal kicker Mercy, the kicker his
Speaker 1: three field goals, yep. And it's where I stand on
Speaker 1: the sideline is basically that's how I ended up knowing
Speaker 1: Pat McAfee. I know all the special teams because where
Speaker 1: we stand is where they're warming up, where they're doing
Speaker 1: their stuff.
Speaker 2: Justin tech, I'm so sorry, let me get out of
Speaker 2: the way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all those guys, I mean, they'll talk to me
Speaker 1: during the game. They're so great, and it was one
Speaker 1: of those I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Those guys
Speaker 1: have families, they have worked so hard for this. It
Speaker 1: is such a I hate seeing anyone lose. It is terrible.
Speaker 1: But he is sitting there and he is kicking, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, and
Speaker 1: I just don't even want to make eye contact because
Speaker 1: you feel so bad. The day is going that way.
Speaker 1: So when he lined up to make that field goal,
Speaker 1: it's just like, oh my god, oh my god, my god,
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 2: You know, it's just wild. It's wild. You got a
Speaker 2: long snopper, you got debo, you got you know everything. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I said this when we were sitting there doing game
Speaker 1: breaks to my sweet researcher Matt, so I said four
Speaker 1: game breaks and we talked about at the top of
Speaker 1: the show, I sit next to a researcher, Matt, who
Speaker 1: I just love.
Speaker 2: He's so great.
Speaker 1: Jared, who's now with you guys on the road, was
Speaker 1: my researcher before that. Because you need yardage of the
Speaker 1: play you need the certain individuals. Is it the third
Speaker 1: touch seven? They score the day like things are happening,
Speaker 1: and so you always have someone next to you that's
Speaker 1: providing the like pertinent information that you need or sub
Speaker 1: substantive information.
Speaker 2: They've lost the Saints have lost seven in a row. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Anyways, But when Moody had missed his second field goal,
Speaker 1: at that point, I was like fuck. I was like,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. He'd just come off the high ankle
Speaker 1: spray and like obviously physically like not feeling great or
Speaker 1: at least the kicks are representing that he's not feeling great.
Speaker 1: But more than anything, it's the mental part of that.
Speaker 1: Because not every quarterback completes every pass, not every wide
Speaker 1: receiver catches every ball, but like as a kicker, you're
Speaker 1: expected to make.
Speaker 2: Every single kick.
Speaker 1: So when you don't, it's like, I that is the
Speaker 1: last last position in sporting. Now, I would want to
Speaker 1: have goalie pitcher. Though goalie pitcher those are pretty difficult too,
Speaker 1: they are, but I just feel like with kickers, you're
Speaker 1: expected to make it, and if you do, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you have one job, and it's like if you have
Speaker 1: one bad day, like all the whole team is like, bro,
Speaker 1: you have one job, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: it's a thankless job. But I just much respect to kickers.
Speaker 1: So I'm glad in his particular case. And I know
Speaker 1: it didn't go that way for Tampa. So this isn't like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want the Niners. It's just like, at least his
Speaker 1: miskicks didn't cost them the game.
Speaker 2: Because how about Baker stiff arming neck Bosa.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, Baker is such highm shit all day. Baker Mayfield,
Speaker 1: he is just and listen, I love the forty nine ers.
Speaker 1: This is just again talk a lot of player.
Speaker 2: Damn. He is just so fun to cover. He is
Speaker 2: so fun to root for. He's just one of.
Speaker 1: The entire drafts, starting with that stiff arm. For those
Speaker 1: of you that don't know what we're talking about, Baker
Speaker 1: Mayfield the quarterback of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He has
Speaker 1: to use his legs to extend this play. I think
Speaker 1: at that point it must have been fourth and something,
Speaker 1: or it was third and long, whatever it was, in
Speaker 1: order to get a first down.
Speaker 2: He's nick Bosa is not like a man.
Speaker 1: He like sasquatch compared to Baker Mayfield, who's like, anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm not going there, but it's just he's massive of
Speaker 1: a man, massive, So Baker stiff arms him and for
Speaker 1: not a second, Like for I would love to know Ryan,
Speaker 1: how many seconds did he stiff arm him?
Speaker 2: I realized these probably.
Speaker 1: Keeps the play and is able to get the first down,
Speaker 1: which then sets up the drive that they're able to
Speaker 1: tie the game and.
Speaker 2: The whole thing.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, holy shit, that series, Like that's where
Speaker 1: you know we hear guys. I'm like, I want to
Speaker 1: play for Baker. I want to play with him because
Speaker 1: he's a dude. This guy would not give up on anything.
Speaker 1: And now we know his journey through the NFL. He's
Speaker 1: the number one overall pick.
Speaker 2: He goes to all the things, yeah, all.
Speaker 1: The things and kind of a journeyman and then ends
Speaker 1: up in Tampa. You and I obviously we love him,
Speaker 1: but like having sat down with him this year, just
Speaker 1: like fighting a home in Tampa. He then Mike Evans
Speaker 1: goes down, Chris Godwin goes down his number one, his
Speaker 1: number two, and like that dude has zero quit. So
Speaker 1: I know that they're probably standing wise, not obviously, I
Speaker 1: know that they're not where they want to be, but
Speaker 1: I would want to play with and for.
Speaker 2: A guy like that, He's fucking yeah, he said it was.
Speaker 1: Ryan said the stiff arm was about four seconds, and
Speaker 1: it was it was fourth and seven.
Speaker 2: I see.
Speaker 1: What's crazy is I want to go back and watch
Speaker 1: that fourth quarter because there's so much shit happening that
Speaker 1: it's so hard to know what's going on. Like I
Speaker 1: see it on a monitor, but I'm also there, but
Speaker 1: I'm also behind, like the old line, I'm also behind here,
Speaker 1: like you're doing different things, you know, the debo thing happens.
Speaker 1: I run over there, so it's like, wait, what happened?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: It was so interesting. I was talking about you.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was thinking about this so for us, for
Speaker 1: like the end of that game, for that Baltimore Cincinnati game,
Speaker 1: Like I'm sinking in my head, like all right, if
Speaker 1: we get Joe on set, like these are the questions
Speaker 1: if I want Lamar on set these, but I have
Speaker 1: more time, like I've got a commercial grip break, I've
Speaker 1: got like Kaylee's postgame interview, which by this time, like
Speaker 1: we have I have at least by the time the
Speaker 1: game ends to us on set, right, I'm having to
Speaker 1: do the interview I have probably, I mean because then
Speaker 1: we got to wait from to come out of the
Speaker 1: locker room, Like, I have probably seven minutes to like
Speaker 1: really think about these questions that I want to ask.
Speaker 1: You have seven seconds because the second that game is over,
Speaker 1: like depending on I know, So, how do you do
Speaker 1: that if you're like, do you already think? Like these
Speaker 1: are the questions I was going to ask so and
Speaker 1: so and then now? I mean, I I don't know
Speaker 1: if we've ever even talked about that. I'm really annoying.
Speaker 1: I keep a notepad of all my stuff. I log
Speaker 1: the game to keep me I'm not saying I have
Speaker 1: an attention, you know, I do.
Speaker 2: I have attention.
Speaker 1: I'm all over the place, But I log the game.
Speaker 1: I don't need to, but it's something I've always done,
Speaker 1: so I have that. Then you log the game like
Speaker 1: are you're like okay, you write down six to like
Speaker 1: six to odd whoa San Francisco thirteen prety two twenty
Speaker 1: three long run and I'll star it? Write us in
Speaker 1: your hand this, yeah, right, that's for you. Notice my
Speaker 1: thumb really friggin hurts there. I've had so many players
Speaker 1: come up to me and be like, what are you writing?
Speaker 1: Over there and like it doesn't even make sense what
Speaker 1: I have. It's basically is my own sense script. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I do that to keep myself like occupied and
Speaker 1: like just make sure like I'm dialed in. But then
Speaker 1: I'm also looking at stuff like I was looking at
Speaker 1: that San Francisco defense that was fried.
Speaker 2: Bosa was fried. It was so hot.
Speaker 1: They were, you know, not having much time over on
Speaker 1: the sideline. So I'm doing that. I'm writing that down,
Speaker 1: But then I listen to points that Brady makes, and
Speaker 1: I listen to points that Kevin makes, and I write
Speaker 1: those down on a little notepad that I'm going to
Speaker 1: take to my halftime interview and to my postgame interview.
Speaker 1: So you knew with that interview you had to ask
Speaker 1: about Christian's return and the impact of it. Where that
Speaker 1: was going to be. Maybe it was Christian that was
Speaker 1: going to have the game winning play.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It ended up being the kicker. I thought.
Speaker 1: What was good with that is that game was so
Speaker 1: many highs, so many lows. It looked like for a
Speaker 1: while San Francisco was going to lose it because the
Speaker 1: guy had missed three field goals.
Speaker 2: So George was.
Speaker 1: Perfect to like describe to me what that was like.
Speaker 1: The second one was George had two amazing plays. He
Speaker 1: had that thirty yard run and then he had that
Speaker 1: great catch in the end zone as party was extending
Speaker 1: the play. You kind of go in with three that
Speaker 1: you know we'll get there. But yeah, you kind of
Speaker 1: have to think of it before because you also have
Speaker 1: to listen to you you have to listen to what
Speaker 1: the person says in the because especially with George, because
Speaker 1: he's like freaking quick and fun. He's like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you know what an aura is, and he's
Speaker 1: like that Christian McCaffrey. He's pretty good and it's like
Speaker 1: fun to have fun with him. Yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: listen to the postgame interview to the athlete. What a concept.
Speaker 1: George Kittle. We talked about him before, of course, and
Speaker 1: our loves for Clay Kittle, but he is I say
Speaker 1: this about Gronk human espresso. The second you get around
Speaker 1: that guy, it's like the tight ends really have it
Speaker 1: going on, you know, you really do. Travis obviously is amazing.
Speaker 1: I mean Greg Olsen, Kittle, I haven't really had Gonzalez,
Speaker 1: who Mark Andrews is super great? Who else we got
Speaker 1: I don't know Sam Laporta that well, that's what I
Speaker 1: was just gonna say. I haven't had much interaction with
Speaker 1: Sam Laporta, but I'm sure he's one of those ends
Speaker 1: are just fun.
Speaker 2: Where are you this week? Chicago? Chicago? What are we wearing?
Speaker 1: We cold and raining? Oh ship, Yeah, I'm in Philly.
Speaker 1: I'm excited though.
Speaker 2: Your game is great?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jaden Daniels Jalen Hurts. Of course, the Eagles just
Speaker 1: coming off a very decisive one in Dallas. A lot
Speaker 1: of question marks in Dallas, a lot of things going
Speaker 1: on there. Uh, this is not a Dallas Cowboys podcast.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Cheerleaders got picked up for season two. I
Speaker 1: did seven eight. Hey, Speaking of shows, I admittingly was
Speaker 1: so excited to watch Yellowstone. I drove up to the
Speaker 1: ranch after our postgame stuff yesterday and Steve and I
Speaker 1: were like, let's go. I mean, there's also like this
Speaker 1: feeling like you're you're at a ranch, You're watching Yellowstone.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah, Rip is down the street. I fell asleep.
Speaker 1: That doesn't shock me. So you worked so hard? How
Speaker 1: could it's not that it's because Kevin Costner's not in it?
Speaker 1: Like I say, I see dead or alive. You can't say.
Speaker 1: You can't say people they had.
Speaker 2: To kill him off.
Speaker 1: It's like, I've got so many questions for Taylor Sheridan,
Speaker 1: and I know there's beef between the two and that
Speaker 1: there's like a whole thing. But like I got by
Speaker 1: Kevin Costner, I knew him, and I'm gonna watch it after.
Speaker 2: We get off here and like get caught up. But
Speaker 2: I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm so sad. I just want them to squash whatever
Speaker 1: if they have. Don't say squashed beef.
Speaker 2: Gross. I hate that expression.
Speaker 1: I know. You know. What I've also tried to be
Speaker 1: more mindful of is like I don't need to say
Speaker 1: things like piece of shit.
Speaker 2: Or like anything like that. I need to wash my mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's gross, it's pretty its gross, Like I get
Speaker 2: it like a little one of the boys.
Speaker 1: But it's like at some point, like, no, I'm disgusting.
Speaker 1: I don't really need to tighten it up. I think
Speaker 1: of just women that I look up to, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: they would never speak this way?
Speaker 2: Am I okay?
Speaker 1: No, well we classier. Yeah, I just need to lock
Speaker 1: it up. It's not cute.
Speaker 2: I do too.
Speaker 1: It's my early New Year's resolution yet again, probably I
Speaker 1: feel like we have a year. I just and it's
Speaker 1: not even about the profanity. It's just about like being crass.
Speaker 1: Like I hear other yea, when I hear other women
Speaker 1: like talk like that, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, be a lady that. How long would appreciate it?
Speaker 2: I'm sure? Okay, So let's hold each other accutable. We'll
Speaker 2: have a little like buzzword.
Speaker 1: When you say something weird or gross, I'll be like,
Speaker 1: how are we long off?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Speaking of weird and gross, you said you said something
Speaker 1: that hotel of jim behavior.
Speaker 2: What's going on here?
Speaker 1: I just here's the thing. I spend a lot of
Speaker 1: time in hotel gyms. I don't spend a lot of
Speaker 1: time in gyms. Yeah I do. I go to berries,
Speaker 1: which I love. I go to pilates. I feel like
Speaker 1: I've discussed this before. If you have a mess cleaning
Speaker 1: it up, I just have a very big problem. And
Speaker 1: I've seen it a few times where people are working out,
Speaker 1: and good for them, they really detox their body and
Speaker 1: have a full blown sweat pool around them. I think
Speaker 1: it's so bizarre when people wipe the equipment down and
Speaker 1: not the floor that is cover in their DNA. I
Speaker 1: just think that's wild behavior. And I also think it's
Speaker 1: wild behavior when the poor gym attendant who also cleans
Speaker 1: the spa or cleans whatever at the hotel has to
Speaker 1: get on their hands and knees and wipe down your DNA.
Speaker 1: How about when the people don't wipe down the equipment
Speaker 1: at all. You've seen those people that just hop off
Speaker 1: and don't wipe it down. Are you reporting them?
Speaker 2: Are you going up to them and saying, hey, you
Speaker 2: forgot to wipe that down? Because I think it's and
Speaker 2: I need to do that.
Speaker 1: I think it's bizarre behavior to wipe that down but
Speaker 1: then leave everything else there. Listen, I'm not in the
Speaker 1: deep end. Watch as I dive in. You need to
Speaker 1: wipe that out. That's disgusting. This is a PSA. I'll
Speaker 1: watch my mouth. You wipe the mat.
Speaker 2: Good good, And I need to get on the mat
Speaker 2: to be more zen.
Speaker 1: That's what I need to do. I need to get
Speaker 1: on the mat to work on myself. We texted each
Speaker 1: other about certain things.
Speaker 2: Oh, we sure have.
Speaker 1: And by the way, there's a lot of things we
Speaker 1: don't text about. We leave voice notes for because I
Speaker 1: don't want any trail Hansel and Gretel of things that
Speaker 1: we're saying. And so here's my PSA. If you save
Speaker 1: a voice note that I've left you, you are not
Speaker 1: my friend. There is nothing that I leave on a
Speaker 1: voice note that I want saved. That's why I'm leaving
Speaker 1: a voice note. If you thought it was funny, if
Speaker 1: you thought it was cute, great, but you don't need
Speaker 1: to save it. The minute that I see so and
Speaker 1: so has kept a voice note, I want to write back,
Speaker 1: and I have.
Speaker 2: Why do you save that? It's like what it's like?
Speaker 2: I see you, I.
Speaker 1: See you over there, same times they don't know it's
Speaker 1: on their settings, though I don't care. It's the same
Speaker 1: red read receives conversation we've had. If you've saved a
Speaker 1: voice note from me, now I immediately think that you're
Speaker 1: going to use that to incriminate me. And now you
Speaker 1: have something on me, and now I have to wonder
Speaker 1: who I can trust. So now I'm out here wondering
Speaker 1: who I can industry, who's keeping the voice notes? Why
Speaker 1: do you need to keep anything that I've left on
Speaker 1: a voice note?
Speaker 2: Ever, I'm leaving a voice.
Speaker 1: Note because I don't want it in writing what are
Speaker 1: we doing? This has been a special announcement by Chrysia
Speaker 1: Jane Thompson. The more you know win. Honestly, these are
Speaker 1: the questions that I have. What do you saving them for?
Speaker 1: Just on a rainy day? You want to go back
Speaker 1: and listen to some voice notes I've left you, I'd
Speaker 1: be crazy.
Speaker 2: Is a red flag for me as well? It really flag?
Speaker 2: All the flags, white, red checkered flag. It's over.
Speaker 1: I almost ran into that Buccaneers flag yesterday on the sidelines.
Speaker 1: That would have taken me out. Hey, here's something about
Speaker 1: being on the sidelines. I got a text from a
Speaker 1: salesman about something.
Speaker 2: You know that I own a car. What are you
Speaker 2: in the market for?
Speaker 1: I tell you, Masdaki is Chevrolet, Lee Johns and Chevrolet.
Speaker 1: You've got a friend in the car business. Come on down,
Speaker 1: just up by four or five exit eighteen in Kirkland.
Speaker 2: If you know.
Speaker 1: You know my man, my guy texting me, Hey, I
Speaker 1: got this and this and this. Let me know if
Speaker 1: you're interested. I said, hey, Bud, appreciate it, and he's
Speaker 1: he's texting me. First of all, Hi, guys on Sundays,
Speaker 1: can't really get back to you.
Speaker 2: Can't, you know?
Speaker 1: I'm good, but it's not just don't it's not extut
Speaker 1: your response. My man is texting me a few times. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: just checking in to see if you got my last
Speaker 1: text five minutes ago. Hey, what do you think about this?
Speaker 2: Any thoughts?
Speaker 1: You know what I wrote back after his sixth text yesterday? Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm working a game right now. I can't
Speaker 1: get back to you. Can we do this another time? Thanks,
Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next week. Pause, pause, pause another text? Hey,
Speaker 1: just out of curiosity?
Speaker 2: What game you work in? No? No, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: And by the way, no, say I will not be
Speaker 1: I will not be buying whatever you're selling. How about
Speaker 1: the text I get from my account who I'm obsessed with?
Speaker 1: I love him so much. Now he can say voice
Speaker 1: notes that I've left him because Lord knows what he's
Speaker 1: doing with the books over there, so he can incriminate
Speaker 1: me at any point.
Speaker 2: I mean, my God, that is not irs. Do not
Speaker 2: come after me.
Speaker 1: I am a clean I am clean, carry the wand
Speaker 1: divide by two. I overpay my taxes, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: speaking of which, the state of California gave me some
Speaker 1: money back because I always try to over that.
Speaker 2: I don't need. I don't need to be blindsided.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, exactly blindsided with Oh we forgot to charge
Speaker 1: you for this, so I'm overpaying. I'm sending way more
Speaker 1: money so I get little reimbursement check back. I go
Speaker 1: into the ATM deposit that check. Check's not taken. It
Speaker 1: spits it right back out of the machine. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean it's not taken? The other checks
Speaker 1: are taking the cat stick out right back out.
Speaker 2: I always worried did I tear it too bad? I like,
Speaker 2: is this real? Is this really?
Speaker 1: No? And now and now I'm trying to smooth out
Speaker 1: the check because it has the red bulls got the
Speaker 1: exactly not people.
Speaker 2: On it.
Speaker 1: Literally, I'm like, is that the lip closs on it
Speaker 1: that's keeping the numbers from being registered? Goddamn it holding
Speaker 1: it up? Is this a real check? I probably had
Speaker 1: fraud another thing. These people are trying to get me
Speaker 1: out here. I had this whole thing. Oh, you've got
Speaker 1: twenty six thousand dollars in unclaimed fund da DA DA
Speaker 1: da unused unused airline ticket. Really where, by the way,
Speaker 1: who's the fucking idiot knows?
Speaker 2: Who's howey long? You're right that's a good one. That's good.
Speaker 1: Who's the not intelligent person that immediately writes back, oh
Speaker 1: I do, Oh my god, Well, now I can't stop.
Speaker 2: It's a fraud.
Speaker 1: I get a text from my brother the other day, Hey,
Speaker 1: got this weird voicemail.
Speaker 2: He sends it to me.
Speaker 1: Hey, this is so and so with unclaimed funds for
Speaker 1: your sister. We've been trying to get a hold of her.
Speaker 1: They found my brother. I swear to God, these people
Speaker 1: are ruthless. There's no unclaimed funds. But I fell for it.
Speaker 2: And now I'm at Target sending money.
Speaker 1: I had that happen. One time you owe money, go
Speaker 1: to your local Target and put in your Social Security number.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is crazy, gullible line one. Nope, not today,
Speaker 1: And I'm getting these have a few questions for you.
Speaker 1: Let me know when I have some questions for you,
Speaker 1: or my taxes paid. I hate those taxes. I have
Speaker 1: a few questions. No, God, I don't have answers. Don't
Speaker 1: have no more money. Hey, And by the way, every
Speaker 1: time I turn around, we got taxes April, we got
Speaker 1: them in October, we got them in December. I thought
Speaker 1: April fifteenth was the only day I had to pay
Speaker 1: attention to know you can.
Speaker 2: Extend extension extension.
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing any extensions, and I would not like
Speaker 1: her at taxes extended. I don't like surprises. I'm in
Speaker 1: a time, in a place in my life. I don't
Speaker 1: want a surprise party. I don't want to be surprised
Speaker 1: with you owed this much money. The only surprise that
Speaker 1: I want is when I leave a voice note and
Speaker 1: it's not kept. Well, there you go, surprise were that?
Speaker 2: God? Enough is enough? You know what else? I'm really
Speaker 2: on a real heater about I love the fact you
Speaker 2: said heater.
Speaker 1: At the Delta Lounge for boy, which you guys know
Speaker 1: my safe place is the Delta Lounge. No one loves
Speaker 1: Delta more than me. My celebrity crush Ed Bastian. Okay,
Speaker 1: I get real jealous when Charles Woodson sends me a
Speaker 1: picture with Ed Bastian because Intercept wine is now being
Speaker 1: on international flight. It's good for you, Charles Woodson. God
Speaker 1: only are you Heisman Trophy winner, a super Bowl winner,
Speaker 1: a national champion, all of the things you have your
Speaker 1: wine on Delta flights. I mean, this guy just what
Speaker 1: I think things can't get better for him? He just
Speaker 1: keeps raising the bar. I'm at the bar trying to
Speaker 1: order the Intercept wine. And you know what I peep
Speaker 1: over here at the buffet, people picking things off, not
Speaker 1: using the tongs. We've got those little sandwiches. We're grabbing
Speaker 1: in there, We're grabbing. The tongs are there, You're not
Speaker 1: using them.
Speaker 2: We're reaching.
Speaker 1: We're reaching in not using the tongs. You think I
Speaker 1: don't see you over here. I'm watching. I'm the eyes
Speaker 1: and ears of this institution. And you need to use
Speaker 1: those tongs immediately. You are disgusting. And just because this
Speaker 1: stuff is free doesn't mean you need to come back
Speaker 1: for your fourth sandwich.
Speaker 2: What do we use our minds over the free growth? Petera? Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the humma okay, oh we're dipping.
Speaker 1: See you know how I feel about this? He just
Speaker 1: walked in. I'm talking about the people at the Delta buffet.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: You know what I think about is the communal Is
Speaker 2: that a word? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Almond milk, oat, milk or cream. It's like we're all
Speaker 1: touching it, we're all opening it, we're all poorn touching.
Speaker 1: You're not touching the milk, you're just touching the container.
Speaker 1: I know, but we're all touching that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well that's fine. We're not in our hands. Are
Speaker 2: not in the milk. I'm not in the milk. No,
Speaker 2: And I'm also I'm tonging. I'm tonguing. We're talking. Who
Speaker 2: else is taking liberties over here? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Now's the time you decided to light the fire. This
Speaker 1: podcast isn't over yet. We're still doing it. Now's the
Speaker 1: time he's gonna light the fire. Well, you have a
Speaker 1: snowstorm coming. I think somebody should come on, baby, light
Speaker 1: by fire. This guy wants to get romantic all of
Speaker 1: a sudden.
Speaker 2: Babe, I'm on my way. We only have five minutes left.
Speaker 2: Turn up the heat. I got one for you.
Speaker 1: Come home last night. We've all heard it. Yes, Aaron,
Speaker 1: we know it was hot for your game. Yes, we
Speaker 1: get it. It took eight hours.
Speaker 2: God be hot in here. He's lighting the fire, So
Speaker 2: take off all your clothes. Howard Long, Howard Long.
Speaker 1: No, By the way, I got a daily mail because
Speaker 1: you and I have ptas de about headlines.
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta a notification. See, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: We don't need the fire right now? What are we doing?
Speaker 2: I got a notification.
Speaker 1: Aaron Andrews has some choice words for podcast partner Daily Mail.
Speaker 1: Is now, I say to you exactly because you called
Speaker 1: me a bit for the for the gray hair. Oh
Speaker 1: now they think that you're actually calling me a baby.
Speaker 2: I'm irrationally angry. That's what somebody said about me. This
Speaker 2: is crazy. But he's going on. I don't know. Pet's
Speaker 2: heads are falling off. They've got five minutes. Oh god, Oh,
Speaker 2: he's trying to be sweet. This is the thing. I've
Speaker 2: got plans for you for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: You and Jared are spending it together, So hap hat
Speaker 1: have plans tonight? Hey No, this is what I was
Speaker 1: about to say. He's trying to be so sweet last night.
Speaker 1: I'm tired, I'm dehydrated, I'm sunburned.
Speaker 2: We get it.
Speaker 1: Arin Mackie doodle Doo has come down with a cold.
Speaker 1: Daddy is dealing with it. He wakes up while I'm
Speaker 1: still in transit.
Speaker 2: You heard me before, she said it. It was gonna
Speaker 2: really row me up. And I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go in and take care of him.
Speaker 1: And I'm like on the plane and I can see
Speaker 1: on the nana he's doing it. And so then he
Speaker 1: he's like we both fell asleep together. I was reading
Speaker 1: him the Seinfeld book. I got him back in, so
Speaker 1: I turned banana back on and there's a big he's
Speaker 1: passed out, which I'm thankful, but there's a big blanket
Speaker 1: in the crib. And so now I'm like, Jared, he's
Speaker 1: gonna suffocate. He's gonna suffocate, and I'm not home. So
Speaker 1: we land at Lax. I'm calling, I'm calling. I'm calling
Speaker 1: where Andrew Whitworth we have do not disturb. He's not
Speaker 1: picking up. I'm like, this kid's gonna suffocate. Like, this
Speaker 1: is bad. So I'm calling the house phone, not picking
Speaker 1: up the house phone, I'm the landline. Now he's gonna
Speaker 1: Now he's gonna wake. He's gonna suffocate. He's gonna wake
Speaker 1: up because you're calling the landline. Now the kid's awake
Speaker 1: after Jared's put him to bed, and it's all your fault.
Speaker 1: I went from my god, my husband's so amazing too.
Speaker 1: You're gonna kill the kid, like and you know, and
Speaker 1: then he comes home. He's like, hey, babe, I just
Speaker 1: read your text. It just went and got the thing out.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you can't leave blanket in the crib with
Speaker 2: the baby. How are you trying to It's like they're
Speaker 2: trying to be nice. Take a chill. Here's the thing,
Speaker 2: Howard Long what.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say this too loud because he's obviously
Speaker 1: can here in the the room.
Speaker 2: We're lucky that we have any boyfriends or husbands when
Speaker 2: they're soccer nuts. We're crazy. We're fucking crazy. But as
Speaker 2: they say, thank god we have them so we could
Speaker 2: have material, Well, we're providing a fabric store worth of
Speaker 2: material with this. This is crazy. You know what else
Speaker 2: is crazy?
Speaker 1: I called you the other day because I was walking
Speaker 1: when I was in Baltimore and we were having our
Speaker 1: normal rant about god knows what, like this podcast I
Speaker 1: go to Duncan don't. It's all excited that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get my pumpkin. There's like a little chill in the air,
Speaker 1: the fall foliage, the whole thing. I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get my pumpkin coffee. They already took the pumpkin coffee away.
Speaker 1: It is awesome in Thanksgiving and you took it away
Speaker 1: and the peppermints in there. So I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear this that I can't put up my Christmas tree.
Speaker 1: Because Duncan already has the peppermint and the white chocolate flavor.
Speaker 1: And Thanksgiving doesn't not pumpkin anymore. It's Halloween ends, Pumpkin's gone.
Speaker 1: What happened to shorten these rules?
Speaker 2: It's a great question.
Speaker 1: I want someone from Duncan to answer, or Starbucks or whatever,
Speaker 1: like you are holding up a Starbucks holiday cup. That's
Speaker 1: a Christmas it's a Christmas sure adjacent holiday cup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not even Thanksgiving yet. Look I have my tree
Speaker 1: up knocking that I'm not knocking it, but I just
Speaker 1: want to know what I can't still get a pumpkin
Speaker 1: flavored coffee and it's mid November. If any of you
Speaker 1: listeners are out there and have if you're still listening, yes,
Speaker 1: if you're employed by D and D, we'd love a
Speaker 1: commercial or a campaign we'd run on. I'd run to
Speaker 1: go get Duncan, Oh my god. Or if you work
Speaker 1: with Starbucks, please let us know we're interested. I think
Speaker 1: we have time for headlines. This is to a couple, Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, six cents intuition eight and ten Women feel
Speaker 1: like they have a six sense. According to new research,
Speaker 1: a survey of two thousand women looked at how strong
Speaker 1: they're in tuition is and found that more than half
Speaker 1: of respondents have a lot of trust in their intuition,
Speaker 1: especially those who are moms seventy four percent.
Speaker 2: I believe it. Oh, trust your gut always.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of experience in this when I
Speaker 1: felt like maybe in a relationship someone wasn't being so honest.
Speaker 1: I've had that. One happened before. Aloha and Mahallow. You
Speaker 1: know who you are, Steve. This fire is raging. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's literally it's gonna burn the house down.
Speaker 2: Well careful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely trust in women's intuition. I obviously am
Speaker 1: not a parent. I don't have that, but like I
Speaker 1: do have, I think I have a maternal instinct with
Speaker 1: like our fur babies.
Speaker 2: Or don't say for I fucking hate for a baby.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say that. I hate when people say
Speaker 2: for babies.
Speaker 1: I don't hate you for saying that, but I say that, like, no,
Speaker 1: you don't say it, but I'm just like if people do,
Speaker 1: I don't mean that, I don't hate you, it's just
Speaker 1: I just like I get it. Yeah, I definitely feel
Speaker 1: like's intuition is a real thing for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We have another headline that I think is wild.
Speaker 1: My roommates build me for my partner staying over. A
Speaker 1: Reddit post, Steve said his roommates reached out to him
Speaker 1: via WhatsApp after noticing his partner had been spending more
Speaker 1: time at their house. Two day rule for partners. Third
Speaker 1: day you pay a week's rent. I hope you understand
Speaker 1: that it costs me money.
Speaker 2: What are you talking? Okay, here's what I'll say about that.
Speaker 2: I put this on.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's say roommate A and B b's partners staying over.
Speaker 1: I put this on Roommate B. If you're got if
Speaker 1: your person's like eating the food or like leaving all
Speaker 1: the lights on, Like yeah, like have some common courtesy.
Speaker 1: But like if your boyfriend or girlfriend can't just stay over,
Speaker 1: that is weird. You're gonna charge them rent? Sounds like
Speaker 1: you're looking for a new roommate. People are bizarre, no kidding.
Speaker 1: I mean, and I know we are like always normal either,
Speaker 1: but like that two days, three days.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: If the person posts up and we're talking like a
Speaker 1: month and it's like hey, yo, what's uh, what's Sarah
Speaker 1: doing over here again?
Speaker 2: This month?
Speaker 1: Like we need to Sarah figure out if you and
Speaker 1: Sarah need to move in together, but like not after
Speaker 1: two nights.
Speaker 2: Relax, Yeah, I agree. We good.
Speaker 1: You like the fairy tale one, right, I do. Here's
Speaker 1: a headline I like. TikToker finds modern day fairy tale
Speaker 1: after shopping for a man at home depot. For those
Speaker 1: of you do to the Calm Down podcast, Welcome Also,
Speaker 1: Aaron has an aversion to going to home depot. It
Speaker 1: stresses her out. She has I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: It's my home away from home. I love everything about
Speaker 1: home Depot. I go in there, I am like I
Speaker 1: know where I'm going, I know what I'm getting, the
Speaker 1: whole thing. This says a TikTok creator went shopping for
Speaker 1: a man at her local home depot. Caitlin and Sorry
Speaker 1: approached a man shopping in the home improvement store and
Speaker 1: asked for his advice on how to hang a large
Speaker 1: picture frame that didn't actually exist. The flirting ploy ended
Speaker 1: with the pair exchanging numbers, texting, and going on their
Speaker 1: first day. I think this is fantastic, so cute and
Speaker 1: Sorry Conn that the pirs to pick up women by
Speaker 1: the way, they're desperate, They're anxious because they want to
Speaker 1: get in, they want to get out.
Speaker 2: No one wants to do this crap. That's me, Hey,
Speaker 2: and you want somebody to do hell are you? Yeah? Kat,
Speaker 2: you're onto something. I love this. And then she's a
Speaker 2: show for us.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll put it up here about their actually dating
Speaker 1: after that.
Speaker 2: I think that's great.
Speaker 1: I had this conversation with when I was getting my
Speaker 1: hair done the other day, it's so hard that works.
Speaker 1: There was talking about how hard it is to meet
Speaker 1: people and you don't want to be on the apps
Speaker 1: and whatever, like you and I have talked about it
Speaker 1: before we both got set up, and I'm so grateful
Speaker 1: for that. Like that's I've never had to be on
Speaker 1: apps or anything. But like I give it to you.
Speaker 1: It's like if you don't want to go out every night,
Speaker 1: and like I don't want to meet someone at a bar,
Speaker 1: I don't whatever.
Speaker 2: Like it is hard out there in the streets.
Speaker 1: So I like the creativity of Caitlyn being like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna go to home depot so cute.
Speaker 2: Great, and I should pay for their wedding. That's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Well week eleven, sister, I love you. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: put out this fire or maybe I'll turn it up. Hey,
Speaker 1: Howard Long, Howard Long, I know. I mean I'm in
Speaker 1: a sweatshirt, so you can tell that this whole like
Speaker 1: being cute in the I'm gonna put on a cute
Speaker 1: outfit date night.
Speaker 2: Yellow together. You know it was cute.
Speaker 1: I got a full blown, great extraction of this ZiT
Speaker 1: and I did it with myself, and I basically used
Speaker 1: a needle and a little instrument and a cue tip
Speaker 1: and I got the whole thing and I feel great
Speaker 1: about it. Well, guess what it's really highlighting your brows?
Speaker 1: And a shout out to Erin O'Toole, who works at
Speaker 1: NFL Film. She texted me yesterday being like, can I
Speaker 1: know where Aaron gets her eyebrows done? Oh? My god?
Speaker 2: Enough.
Speaker 1: I got him done probably a month and a half ago.
Speaker 1: And people are talking about these things. I'm using a serum.
Speaker 2: They look great. This is a positive. Some people say
Speaker 2: they're buzzard. I'm not trying to make them that way.
Speaker 2: I just like bushy eyebrow.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're being you're being crazy right now, because I'll
Speaker 1: tell you who loved them. Our FaceTime the other day
Speaker 1: with Julian Edelman jewels like your eyebrows looking you just.
Speaker 2: Got your brows. Donet no.
Speaker 1: I got him down a month and a half ago.
Speaker 1: I had a whole whiny voice. Then too fantastic, you
Speaker 1: look great. Problem is mine?
Speaker 2: Mine? I die mine? And then they like the dye
Speaker 2: goes away in two seconds.
Speaker 1: My god, that's not what happened. I tended them, and
Speaker 1: I feel like they're getting.
Speaker 2: Darker and darker and darker because you keep touching them.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love you, And.
Speaker 2: To those of you listening, thank you for supporting us
Speaker 2: in the good times. And is bad keeps mine, keeping
Speaker 2: keeps sho. No, see what we did there? It's the weave.
Speaker 2: Grides came back to bridesmaids and always comes back.
Speaker 1: Bye Now.
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