1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: I get a text from my brother the other day. 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: Hey got this weird voicemail. He sends it to me, Hey, 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,560 Speaker 1: this is so and so with unclaimed funds for your sister. 4 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 1: We've been trying to get a hold of her. No, 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: they found my brother. I swear to God, these people 6 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,439 Speaker 1: are ruthless. Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a 7 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 1: production of iHeartRadio. I've been noticing that when I come 8 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:27,319 Speaker 1: on here and I'm like, well, welcome to the Calm 9 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: Down Podcast. The tone is not a tone that even 10 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,639 Speaker 1: sounds like it's coming from me. 11 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 2: It's like I become a like different person. Hi, welcome 12 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 2: to the Calmdown Podcast Week eleven. 13 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,880 Speaker 1: It's like, first of all, that's jarring when I'm scrolling 14 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: through a reel and I just like, hear my own voice? 15 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:46,199 Speaker 2: Are you talking about like that? 16 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,879 Speaker 1: By the way, it was it happened last week and 17 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. While scrolling my own voice came 18 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: up because it was off the Calm Down Instagram and 19 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: I was like, that is so annoying. 20 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 2: Hi, everyone to the Calm Down Podcast. You you have 21 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 2: you do? 22 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 1: You? 23 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:08,040 Speaker 2: Welcome to Thursday Night Football. Everybody like you? 24 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,959 Speaker 1: Now you have your announcer. I try to, but my 25 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: voice couldn't be worse. Yes, this is a true story. 26 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 1: Don't say that about you. I was practicing my Christian 27 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: McCaffrey hit a few times out loud to myself, and 28 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 1: I started saying it, how Melissa Stark does a report, 29 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: and because I really she has a certain way she 30 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: does hers, and you know, I always try to listen 31 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,400 Speaker 1: and see how she does it. She I feel like 32 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,399 Speaker 1: she speaks a certain way. I feel like I speak 33 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,039 Speaker 1: a certain way. We all have our own ways of 34 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: doing it. I started like detailing things like I thought 35 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 1: she would, and then in the middle of it, I 36 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 1: go where I was gonna say, and Kevin Kyle Shanahan 37 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: said this. I go and Mike like my Ferrico practice 38 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, whoa, I need to lock in. 39 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: Can you imagine this shit on air? 40 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 2: I have. 41 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: I have nightmares about when I'm doing highlights that I'm 42 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,560 Speaker 1: going to throw it back to the wrong crew because 43 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: it goes from Adam to Joe to Kevin whatever. Yeah, 44 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,079 Speaker 1: but it's also like wake up, like we should know 45 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: a breadth of fresh air. 46 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 2: You really are, keV, like you just are. You're like, hey, Kevin. 47 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 2: It's it's really nice. I always want to say Hi, CHRISA. 48 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 2: That is such a nice thing to say. 49 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: Okay, I have a few thoughts about that before we 50 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,920 Speaker 1: move on to my game breaks, which I know have 51 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: been a source of entertainment and conversation before on this podcast, 52 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: we do need to talk about how adorable you are. 53 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 1: That you so anyone that doesn't know Melissa Stark was 54 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 1: is was our Michael Jordan. You have to remember, like 55 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: I still have a haircut that she had when she 56 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 1: first came on Monday Night Sidelines and she and is 57 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: still doing it on Sunday Night now for NBC. And 58 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: she has always been so good to us and we 59 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: love her. But I love aged, which she's really annoying. 60 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 1: Not a fucking day literally. 61 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 2: Out myself right now, like I have I don't know, 62 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,079 Speaker 2: I need a tan. I might be dead. Somebody checked 63 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 2: my pulse. Why am I purple? I will tell you why. 64 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 2: I'm at the ranch. 65 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: It's very cold up here, but I mean, my god, 66 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: get this girl some circulation. But yeah, we love Melissa 67 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 1: and she has not aged and literally I'm like she 68 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: looks like her daughters who are. 69 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 2: Who are gorgeous gorgeous. 70 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: I bet you they get confused for like, there's no 71 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,239 Speaker 1: way people think that's her mom. 72 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 2: They're like, is that your older sister? AnyWho? Melissa, we 73 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 2: love you. 74 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: I love that you were practicing your report, like Melissa, Well, 75 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: I started doing details like I was saying. Christian McCaffrey 76 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 1: told us he feels good. He actually last week during 77 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: their bye and I started doing it kind of in 78 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: her way. She goes about it, which means he got 79 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: two weeks of full practices. But as Kyle Shanahan told us, 80 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: and I go Mike and I'm. 81 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 2: Like, whoa where it's great? Ken, we had some great games. 82 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: So you had Tampa, San Francisco and t but I 83 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 1: had Baltimore and Dodger Sinnattie so good on Thursday night. 84 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 1: Looks so great that wind was blowing. You were in 85 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: this green coat. 86 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you. You looked gorgeous. 87 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: It's a little like saying gorgeous like this, No, you 88 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: know what, Okay, the frump is this. I just had 89 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: a whole fitting back here for stuff I'm doing coming 90 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 1: up and look right now is oversized for women, which 91 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 1: I love, but it's kind of hard on TV because 92 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:31,239 Speaker 1: they just see us from here and like the outfit's cute, 93 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,360 Speaker 1: but is it does it look cute when it's so big? 94 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 2: Waist up? Waist up is a hard like thing. 95 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 1: I loved my jacket and I loved shop gorgeous, love 96 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: that jacket. But then it's like you weren't while I'm 97 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: working through this short hair, like there's only so many 98 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 1: like I can't do a pony to take like a 99 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: like a power pony like you can. There's only so 100 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 1: many different hairstyles you can do with shorty swing my way. 101 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,599 Speaker 1: And so since it was windy, I was like, I 102 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,880 Speaker 1: said to Dominique, Dominique, who has to deal with me? 103 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: I'm always like, let's try something different, and then we 104 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:01,479 Speaker 1: try something different and I'm like, I don't like that. 105 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: She's like, well, this is why we don't try something different. Anyways, 106 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 1: it was a half up and it's like, I don't know, 107 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: I just felt a little frumpy. 108 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:11,160 Speaker 2: But AnyWho, thank you, love you great. 109 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,279 Speaker 1: Get to have frumpy days when you're on in front 110 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: of how many millions of people, Like it's hard. I 111 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: was doing the same thing. I had the same slickback, 112 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,599 Speaker 1: still do ponytail that I've had because we've had shit 113 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 1: weather in all our games, and it looks at Gillian, 114 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: I go, I stop feeling this. I feel like it's 115 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,919 Speaker 1: like great, and she's like, oh okay, and I'm like no, 116 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: I And then you get on air and you're like 117 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: it's fucking fine. Who cares, It's it's fine, And I 118 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:36,840 Speaker 1: told you, yeah, sweet Andrew Whitworth, who we absolutely love, 119 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,480 Speaker 1: who's just like Aaron looks great, like we just here's 120 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: the thing that I also love about our teammates, Like 121 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: we just have like great it's one thing. If a 122 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: girl says it's another thing. And all these guys are 123 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 1: like our brothers. So we're saying it, you know, in 124 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,479 Speaker 1: a way of like anyways, I just love I just 125 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 1: love us. We have such a good group that cheers 126 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 1: for Like, even though I'm not a part of Thursday Night, 127 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 1: I feel like I am. And fatime when I got 128 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 1: on the plane with Al and like we were having 129 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,480 Speaker 1: a whole conversation like it's yeah, or like you and 130 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 1: cann't done that, it's awesome, Yeah it is. It's really great. 131 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 1: If any of you are bored by that conversation, it's fine. 132 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 1: We're getting back to our originally scheduled programming, which we are. 133 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 2: Nice people and don't bitch all the time. No we aren't. 134 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 2: You were saying that earlier. We're not pitching. 135 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: Here's what I have to say about this podcast. And 136 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 1: I love this forum for a lot of different reasons. A. 137 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 1: I get to spend an hour and a half with 138 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 1: you every single week, like basically FaceTime, which is the 139 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 1: inception of this whole podcast, because we would do it anyways. 140 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,480 Speaker 1: But I love the community. I have to tell you 141 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:37,160 Speaker 1: there was two women who came up to me. Shelby 142 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:39,720 Speaker 1: from the Ravens, who I'd never met before. She worked 143 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,599 Speaker 1: the Ravens sideline, and she came up and she said 144 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 1: the nicest things about you and I and I just 145 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 1: it's never lost on me that other women in this 146 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,839 Speaker 1: business can be supportive, can be kind, because that's not 147 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 1: always been the case. And I know they will not 148 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:57,039 Speaker 1: be named, but there's a lot of people that aren't 149 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: always like that. So I just I appreciate when we 150 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,599 Speaker 1: are able to meet women who listened to the podcast. 151 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,680 Speaker 1: And I'm looking through right now because there was another. 152 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,040 Speaker 2: To child Steel. 153 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 1: Shout out to Chad Chad Steel, he. 154 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 2: And Tony separated at birth. 155 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: Hold on, wait one second, Wait one second, So sweet 156 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 1: Shelby who works for the Ravens, and then Valerie who 157 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 1: came up to me on the sidelines and said that 158 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: she listens to the podcast and just said the nicest things, 159 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 1: and I never want to look past that. 160 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 2: Other women supporting women is such. 161 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 1: It's something now as I've gotten older and been through 162 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:40,360 Speaker 1: some things, it was really meaningful to me when other 163 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,560 Speaker 1: women take the time to come up and say something, 164 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 1: whether it's about our podcasts or us or whatever, or 165 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,680 Speaker 1: being look, we're not fucking heroes, we get it, but 166 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: just some sweet inspirational thing and it really means a lot. 167 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 1: So Shelby and Valerie, thank you for taking the time 168 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,240 Speaker 1: to do that, because it makes me emotional and it 169 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,960 Speaker 1: makes me just remember that there are good women out 170 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:10,560 Speaker 1: there that support other women. So I had a great time. 171 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,000 Speaker 1: I had a great game. And it was week three 172 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 1: game game Week five between these two teams went into overtime. 173 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,720 Speaker 2: It was an unbelievable game. 174 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: So coming into this one, we're like, oh my god, 175 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,400 Speaker 1: can we get lucky enough to have another one of these? 176 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 1: And sure enough, it came down to the last minute 177 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,520 Speaker 1: of the game. There was some you know, some people 178 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,160 Speaker 1: call them controversial calls, depending on how you look at it. 179 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,760 Speaker 1: But the Ravens ended up winning, and Lamar was so 180 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,280 Speaker 1: great and you and I. 181 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 2: I missed it. 182 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,120 Speaker 1: Tell me about it. I didn't get to see it. 183 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:41,120 Speaker 1: I had stuff going on in my life. What was 184 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 1: going Tell me how it went? 185 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:46,000 Speaker 2: So Lamar. I've got to sit down with Lamar. 186 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 1: I mean this is years ago now and for an 187 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,800 Speaker 1: interview for Fox, and he couldn't have been greater. But 188 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,920 Speaker 1: Lamar is not overly talkative, and it just seems sort 189 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,760 Speaker 1: of like short sometimes in answering and not in an 190 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:01,240 Speaker 1: intentional way. He's just like direct the answer, and sometimes 191 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,520 Speaker 1: when you're interviewing him, you're like, oh my god, because 192 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: anyone out there, You're like, you want these people to 193 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 1: obviously like enjoy the process of doing interviews, because come on, 194 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,880 Speaker 1: these guys' schedules are jam packed, and it's like, I'm 195 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,440 Speaker 1: so sorry, and I always apologize for them taking time 196 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,520 Speaker 1: out of their day or whatever, but you just want 197 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:20,640 Speaker 1: the experience to be enjoyable for both people, Okay, not 198 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,760 Speaker 1: to be like oh God, why do I tell Yeah, 199 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: I got to go up and like do this interview 200 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,760 Speaker 1: or whatever. Lamar was so lovely, he was so like 201 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,800 Speaker 1: he had this like I mean, obviously he's he just 202 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,080 Speaker 1: won a game, but still it doesn't negate the fact that, 203 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,439 Speaker 1: like he was jovial, he was fun. I had also 204 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,319 Speaker 1: mentioned to him about that little bracelet that this girl 205 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,800 Speaker 1: Presley had made him that. 206 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,719 Speaker 2: He wore in the and he said to me, he 207 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I forgot it. 208 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,360 Speaker 1: I actually was on my way here to the game 209 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,120 Speaker 1: today and then we were in traffic and I was like, oh, 210 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,320 Speaker 1: she I forgot my bracelet and just I don't know. 211 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 2: It is such an honor to. 212 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,360 Speaker 1: Have, and we've talked about it before on this podcast, 213 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:56,479 Speaker 1: to have a front row seat to watching these athletes, 214 00:09:56,520 --> 00:10:00,200 Speaker 1: like watching Joe Burrow and Lamar Jackson go back and 215 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,360 Speaker 1: fourth in these like epic battles, like look, I know 216 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,559 Speaker 1: that Joe Burrow and the Bengals aren't having the year 217 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,160 Speaker 1: that they want, but this fucking guy bawled out and 218 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,280 Speaker 1: so did Lamar and showing And I asked Lamar about that, 219 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 1: like what is it like these battles and he's like, 220 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,720 Speaker 1: I wish they weren't like these because they're exhausting, But 221 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:19,079 Speaker 1: like it is so great, like just to have that 222 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,319 Speaker 1: kind of rivalry a divisional game and to have these 223 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,480 Speaker 1: back and forth games. It was an awesome one and 224 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,000 Speaker 1: I just felt privileged to like be there for it. 225 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,199 Speaker 1: So we got another good one this week, which I'm 226 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,400 Speaker 1: really looking forward to the Eagles and the Commanders. 227 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,320 Speaker 2: It's just the NFL is week to week. 228 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,840 Speaker 1: I mean, even down to that Kansas City and that 229 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 1: Broncos game where it's like a blocked field goal, and 230 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,600 Speaker 1: of course, you know how much I love Jean Payton. 231 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,960 Speaker 1: I felt bad for the Broncos, but it's like Kansas City, 232 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 1: they like even with like something like that, like find 233 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,719 Speaker 1: a way to stay undefeated, and week to week, it's 234 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,040 Speaker 1: just an awesome fuck. 235 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 2: It's why the NFL. There's no other league like it. 236 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,040 Speaker 2: It's just the best. 237 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,160 Speaker 1: It's like even in our game, you know, the field 238 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,199 Speaker 1: goal kicker or field goal kicker Mercy, the kicker his 239 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 1: three field goals, yep. And it's where I stand on 240 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,040 Speaker 1: the sideline is basically that's how I ended up knowing 241 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,840 Speaker 1: Pat McAfee. I know all the special teams because where 242 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,480 Speaker 1: we stand is where they're warming up, where they're doing 243 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 1: their stuff. 244 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,160 Speaker 2: Justin tech, I'm so sorry, let me get out of 245 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 2: the way. Yeah. 246 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, all those guys, I mean, they'll talk to me 247 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,199 Speaker 1: during the game. They're so great, and it was one 248 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: of those I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Those guys 249 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 1: have families, they have worked so hard for this. It 250 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:32,040 Speaker 1: is such a I hate seeing anyone lose. It is terrible. 251 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 1: But he is sitting there and he is kicking, and 252 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,240 Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, and 253 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,200 Speaker 1: I just don't even want to make eye contact because 254 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,000 Speaker 1: you feel so bad. The day is going that way. 255 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:43,920 Speaker 1: So when he lined up to make that field goal, 256 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,880 Speaker 1: it's just like, oh my god, oh my god, my god, 257 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:46,320 Speaker 1: my god. 258 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 2: You know, it's just wild. It's wild. You got a 259 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:54,160 Speaker 2: long snopper, you got debo, you got you know everything. Yeah. 260 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,680 Speaker 1: I said this when we were sitting there doing game 261 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 1: breaks to my sweet researcher Matt, so I said four 262 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,160 Speaker 1: game breaks and we talked about at the top of 263 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:05,840 Speaker 1: the show, I sit next to a researcher, Matt, who 264 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:06,520 Speaker 1: I just love. 265 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:07,839 Speaker 2: He's so great. 266 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,040 Speaker 1: Jared, who's now with you guys on the road, was 267 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:13,880 Speaker 1: my researcher before that. Because you need yardage of the 268 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,760 Speaker 1: play you need the certain individuals. Is it the third 269 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,680 Speaker 1: touch seven? They score the day like things are happening, 270 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,560 Speaker 1: and so you always have someone next to you that's 271 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,520 Speaker 1: providing the like pertinent information that you need or sub 272 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,040 Speaker 1: substantive information. 273 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,880 Speaker 2: They've lost the Saints have lost seven in a row. Whatever. 274 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:33,720 Speaker 1: Anyways, But when Moody had missed his second field goal, 275 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,320 Speaker 1: at that point, I was like fuck. I was like, 276 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 1: here's the thing. He'd just come off the high ankle 277 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:42,040 Speaker 1: spray and like obviously physically like not feeling great or 278 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,160 Speaker 1: at least the kicks are representing that he's not feeling great. 279 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 1: But more than anything, it's the mental part of that. 280 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:52,160 Speaker 1: Because not every quarterback completes every pass, not every wide 281 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,079 Speaker 1: receiver catches every ball, but like as a kicker, you're 282 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,240 Speaker 1: expected to make. 283 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,240 Speaker 2: Every single kick. 284 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,680 Speaker 1: So when you don't, it's like, I that is the 285 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,760 Speaker 1: last last position in sporting. Now, I would want to 286 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:07,040 Speaker 1: have goalie pitcher. Though goalie pitcher those are pretty difficult too, 287 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 1: they are, but I just feel like with kickers, you're 288 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,679 Speaker 1: expected to make it, and if you do, it's like, oh, 289 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,880 Speaker 1: you have one job, and it's like if you have 290 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:18,319 Speaker 1: one bad day, like all the whole team is like, bro, 291 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,440 Speaker 1: you have one job, you know what I mean. So 292 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,160 Speaker 1: it's a thankless job. But I just much respect to kickers. 293 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 1: So I'm glad in his particular case. And I know 294 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 1: it didn't go that way for Tampa. So this isn't like, oh, 295 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,080 Speaker 1: I want the Niners. It's just like, at least his 296 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,920 Speaker 1: miskicks didn't cost them the game. 297 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,280 Speaker 2: Because how about Baker stiff arming neck Bosa. 298 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:40,520 Speaker 1: Holy shit, Baker is such highm shit all day. Baker Mayfield, 299 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,240 Speaker 1: he is just and listen, I love the forty nine ers. 300 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,960 Speaker 1: This is just again talk a lot of player. 301 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 2: Damn. He is just so fun to cover. He is 302 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,040 Speaker 2: so fun to root for. He's just one of. 303 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,480 Speaker 1: The entire drafts, starting with that stiff arm. For those 304 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 1: of you that don't know what we're talking about, Baker 305 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,760 Speaker 1: Mayfield the quarterback of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He has 306 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,920 Speaker 1: to use his legs to extend this play. I think 307 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,360 Speaker 1: at that point it must have been fourth and something, 308 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 1: or it was third and long, whatever it was, in 309 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:04,600 Speaker 1: order to get a first down. 310 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 2: He's nick Bosa is not like a man. 311 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:14,559 Speaker 1: He like sasquatch compared to Baker Mayfield, who's like, anyway, 312 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 1: I'm not going there, but it's just he's massive of 313 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 1: a man, massive, So Baker stiff arms him and for 314 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,160 Speaker 1: not a second, Like for I would love to know Ryan, 315 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,480 Speaker 1: how many seconds did he stiff arm him? 316 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,760 Speaker 2: I realized these probably. 317 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,440 Speaker 1: Keeps the play and is able to get the first down, 318 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,640 Speaker 1: which then sets up the drive that they're able to 319 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,680 Speaker 1: tie the game and. 320 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,120 Speaker 2: The whole thing. 321 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,800 Speaker 1: But I'm like, holy shit, that series, Like that's where 322 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,000 Speaker 1: you know we hear guys. I'm like, I want to 323 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 1: play for Baker. I want to play with him because 324 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:46,760 Speaker 1: he's a dude. This guy would not give up on anything. 325 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 1: And now we know his journey through the NFL. He's 326 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,320 Speaker 1: the number one overall pick. 327 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 2: He goes to all the things, yeah, all. 328 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,960 Speaker 1: The things and kind of a journeyman and then ends 329 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,320 Speaker 1: up in Tampa. You and I obviously we love him, 330 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,200 Speaker 1: but like having sat down with him this year, just 331 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 1: like fighting a home in Tampa. He then Mike Evans 332 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,600 Speaker 1: goes down, Chris Godwin goes down his number one, his 333 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:09,400 Speaker 1: number two, and like that dude has zero quit. So 334 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,200 Speaker 1: I know that they're probably standing wise, not obviously, I 335 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,160 Speaker 1: know that they're not where they want to be, but 336 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,160 Speaker 1: I would want to play with and for. 337 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,400 Speaker 2: A guy like that, He's fucking yeah, he said it was. 338 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:23,080 Speaker 1: Ryan said the stiff arm was about four seconds, and 339 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,400 Speaker 1: it was it was fourth and seven. 340 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 2: I see. 341 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,240 Speaker 1: What's crazy is I want to go back and watch 342 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,360 Speaker 1: that fourth quarter because there's so much shit happening that 343 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,160 Speaker 1: it's so hard to know what's going on. Like I 344 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,200 Speaker 1: see it on a monitor, but I'm also there, but 345 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 1: I'm also behind, like the old line, I'm also behind here, 346 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:43,520 Speaker 1: like you're doing different things, you know, the debo thing happens. 347 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,000 Speaker 1: I run over there, so it's like, wait, what happened? 348 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 1: You know? 349 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,240 Speaker 2: It was so interesting. I was talking about you. 350 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,560 Speaker 1: Sorry, I was thinking about this so for us, for 351 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 1: like the end of that game, for that Baltimore Cincinnati game, 352 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 1: Like I'm sinking in my head, like all right, if 353 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,400 Speaker 1: we get Joe on set, like these are the questions 354 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,640 Speaker 1: if I want Lamar on set these, but I have 355 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,600 Speaker 1: more time, like I've got a commercial grip break, I've 356 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,280 Speaker 1: got like Kaylee's postgame interview, which by this time, like 357 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,520 Speaker 1: we have I have at least by the time the 358 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 1: game ends to us on set, right, I'm having to 359 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,800 Speaker 1: do the interview I have probably, I mean because then 360 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,800 Speaker 1: we got to wait from to come out of the 361 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,400 Speaker 1: locker room, Like, I have probably seven minutes to like 362 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,400 Speaker 1: really think about these questions that I want to ask. 363 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 1: You have seven seconds because the second that game is over, 364 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,440 Speaker 1: like depending on I know, So, how do you do 365 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,080 Speaker 1: that if you're like, do you already think? Like these 366 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,320 Speaker 1: are the questions I was going to ask so and 367 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,120 Speaker 1: so and then now? I mean, I I don't know 368 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 1: if we've ever even talked about that. I'm really annoying. 369 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 1: I keep a notepad of all my stuff. I log 370 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 1: the game to keep me I'm not saying I have 371 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,520 Speaker 1: an attention, you know, I do. 372 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 2: I have attention. 373 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,680 Speaker 1: I'm all over the place, But I log the game. 374 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 1: I don't need to, but it's something I've always done, 375 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,280 Speaker 1: so I have that. Then you log the game like 376 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:56,600 Speaker 1: are you're like okay, you write down six to like 377 00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 1: six to odd whoa San Francisco thirteen prety two twenty 378 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 1: three long run and I'll star it? Write us in 379 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,159 Speaker 1: your hand this, yeah, right, that's for you. Notice my 380 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,240 Speaker 1: thumb really friggin hurts there. I've had so many players 381 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,880 Speaker 1: come up to me and be like, what are you writing? 382 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,280 Speaker 1: Over there and like it doesn't even make sense what 383 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 1: I have. It's basically is my own sense script. Yeah, 384 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,119 Speaker 1: So I do that to keep myself like occupied and 385 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,359 Speaker 1: like just make sure like I'm dialed in. But then 386 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,359 Speaker 1: I'm also looking at stuff like I was looking at 387 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,160 Speaker 1: that San Francisco defense that was fried. 388 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,160 Speaker 2: Bosa was fried. It was so hot. 389 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,959 Speaker 1: They were, you know, not having much time over on 390 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,520 Speaker 1: the sideline. So I'm doing that. I'm writing that down, 391 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,280 Speaker 1: But then I listen to points that Brady makes, and 392 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,480 Speaker 1: I listen to points that Kevin makes, and I write 393 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 1: those down on a little notepad that I'm going to 394 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,920 Speaker 1: take to my halftime interview and to my postgame interview. 395 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:51,320 Speaker 1: So you knew with that interview you had to ask 396 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,919 Speaker 1: about Christian's return and the impact of it. Where that 397 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,520 Speaker 1: was going to be. Maybe it was Christian that was 398 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,760 Speaker 1: going to have the game winning play. 399 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,120 Speaker 2: I don't know. It ended up being the kicker. I thought. 400 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,800 Speaker 1: What was good with that is that game was so 401 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,600 Speaker 1: many highs, so many lows. It looked like for a 402 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,520 Speaker 1: while San Francisco was going to lose it because the 403 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,840 Speaker 1: guy had missed three field goals. 404 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,480 Speaker 2: So George was. 405 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,800 Speaker 1: Perfect to like describe to me what that was like. 406 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:14,159 Speaker 1: The second one was George had two amazing plays. He 407 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,199 Speaker 1: had that thirty yard run and then he had that 408 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,400 Speaker 1: great catch in the end zone as party was extending 409 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,919 Speaker 1: the play. You kind of go in with three that 410 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,199 Speaker 1: you know we'll get there. But yeah, you kind of 411 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,520 Speaker 1: have to think of it before because you also have 412 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,479 Speaker 1: to listen to you you have to listen to what 413 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,600 Speaker 1: the person says in the because especially with George, because 414 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,960 Speaker 1: he's like freaking quick and fun. He's like, I don't 415 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,680 Speaker 1: know if you know what an aura is, and he's 416 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,960 Speaker 1: like that Christian McCaffrey. He's pretty good and it's like 417 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,919 Speaker 1: fun to have fun with him. Yeah, you have to 418 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:43,600 Speaker 1: listen to the postgame interview to the athlete. What a concept. 419 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,199 Speaker 1: George Kittle. We talked about him before, of course, and 420 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:50,280 Speaker 1: our loves for Clay Kittle, but he is I say 421 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,639 Speaker 1: this about Gronk human espresso. The second you get around 422 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 1: that guy, it's like the tight ends really have it 423 00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:00,160 Speaker 1: going on, you know, you really do. Travis obviously is amazing. 424 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:06,399 Speaker 1: I mean Greg Olsen, Kittle, I haven't really had Gonzalez, 425 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:11,840 Speaker 1: who Mark Andrews is super great? Who else we got 426 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,760 Speaker 1: I don't know Sam Laporta that well, that's what I 427 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,879 Speaker 1: was just gonna say. I haven't had much interaction with 428 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,480 Speaker 1: Sam Laporta, but I'm sure he's one of those ends 429 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,240 Speaker 1: are just fun. 430 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:34,160 Speaker 2: Where are you this week? Chicago? Chicago? What are we wearing? 431 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:41,479 Speaker 1: We cold and raining? Oh ship, Yeah, I'm in Philly. 432 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,360 Speaker 1: I'm excited though. 433 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,480 Speaker 2: Your game is great? 434 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, Jaden Daniels Jalen Hurts. Of course, the Eagles just 435 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,640 Speaker 1: coming off a very decisive one in Dallas. A lot 436 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,360 Speaker 1: of question marks in Dallas, a lot of things going 437 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,440 Speaker 1: on there. Uh, this is not a Dallas Cowboys podcast. 438 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 1: But yeah, Cheerleaders got picked up for season two. I 439 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:13,439 Speaker 1: did seven eight. Hey, Speaking of shows, I admittingly was 440 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,119 Speaker 1: so excited to watch Yellowstone. I drove up to the 441 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:21,760 Speaker 1: ranch after our postgame stuff yesterday and Steve and I 442 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,000 Speaker 1: were like, let's go. I mean, there's also like this 443 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 1: feeling like you're you're at a ranch, You're watching Yellowstone. 444 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,440 Speaker 2: Blah blah blah, Rip is down the street. I fell asleep. 445 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,800 Speaker 1: That doesn't shock me. So you worked so hard? How 446 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,359 Speaker 1: could it's not that it's because Kevin Costner's not in it? 447 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,119 Speaker 1: Like I say, I see dead or alive. You can't say. 448 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,359 Speaker 1: You can't say people they had. 449 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:42,960 Speaker 2: To kill him off. 450 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,520 Speaker 1: It's like, I've got so many questions for Taylor Sheridan, 451 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,359 Speaker 1: and I know there's beef between the two and that 452 00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:50,000 Speaker 1: there's like a whole thing. But like I got by 453 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:54,680 Speaker 1: Kevin Costner, I knew him, and I'm gonna watch it after. 454 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,240 Speaker 2: We get off here and like get caught up. But 455 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,080 Speaker 2: I just I don't know. 456 00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,760 Speaker 1: I'm so sad. I just want them to squash whatever 457 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,600 Speaker 1: if they have. Don't say squashed beef. 458 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,359 Speaker 2: Gross. I hate that expression. 459 00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,199 Speaker 1: I know. You know. What I've also tried to be 460 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,640 Speaker 1: more mindful of is like I don't need to say 461 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,320 Speaker 1: things like piece of shit. 462 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,920 Speaker 2: Or like anything like that. I need to wash my mouth. 463 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,240 Speaker 2: Yeah it's gross, it's pretty its gross, Like I get 464 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,440 Speaker 2: it like a little one of the boys. 465 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 1: But it's like at some point, like, no, I'm disgusting. 466 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,280 Speaker 1: I don't really need to tighten it up. I think 467 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,159 Speaker 1: of just women that I look up to, and I'm like, 468 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,400 Speaker 1: they would never speak this way? 469 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:26,920 Speaker 2: Am I okay? 470 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:30,040 Speaker 1: No, well we classier. Yeah, I just need to lock 471 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,200 Speaker 1: it up. It's not cute. 472 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:31,720 Speaker 2: I do too. 473 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,879 Speaker 1: It's my early New Year's resolution yet again, probably I 474 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,400 Speaker 1: feel like we have a year. I just and it's 475 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,400 Speaker 1: not even about the profanity. It's just about like being crass. 476 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,399 Speaker 1: Like I hear other yea, when I hear other women 477 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,240 Speaker 1: like talk like that, I'm. 478 00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:46,639 Speaker 2: Like, oh, be a lady that. How long would appreciate it? 479 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,959 Speaker 2: I'm sure? Okay, So let's hold each other accutable. We'll 480 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,960 Speaker 2: have a little like buzzword. 481 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,639 Speaker 1: When you say something weird or gross, I'll be like, 482 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,080 Speaker 1: how are we long off? 483 00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:56,320 Speaker 2: Hey? 484 00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 1: Speaking of weird and gross, you said you said something 485 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,320 Speaker 1: that hotel of jim behavior. 486 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:04,200 Speaker 2: What's going on here? 487 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:08,359 Speaker 1: I just here's the thing. I spend a lot of 488 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:11,280 Speaker 1: time in hotel gyms. I don't spend a lot of 489 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,640 Speaker 1: time in gyms. Yeah I do. I go to berries, 490 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,399 Speaker 1: which I love. I go to pilates. I feel like 491 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,560 Speaker 1: I've discussed this before. If you have a mess cleaning 492 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,960 Speaker 1: it up, I just have a very big problem. And 493 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,240 Speaker 1: I've seen it a few times where people are working out, 494 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,119 Speaker 1: and good for them, they really detox their body and 495 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 1: have a full blown sweat pool around them. I think 496 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,640 Speaker 1: it's so bizarre when people wipe the equipment down and 497 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,919 Speaker 1: not the floor that is cover in their DNA. I 498 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,080 Speaker 1: just think that's wild behavior. And I also think it's 499 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:50,679 Speaker 1: wild behavior when the poor gym attendant who also cleans 500 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,399 Speaker 1: the spa or cleans whatever at the hotel has to 501 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:57,240 Speaker 1: get on their hands and knees and wipe down your DNA. 502 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 1: How about when the people don't wipe down the equipment 503 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,840 Speaker 1: at all. You've seen those people that just hop off 504 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,120 Speaker 1: and don't wipe it down. Are you reporting them? 505 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:05,960 Speaker 2: Are you going up to them and saying, hey, you 506 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,119 Speaker 2: forgot to wipe that down? Because I think it's and 507 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,000 Speaker 2: I need to do that. 508 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,919 Speaker 1: I think it's bizarre behavior to wipe that down but 509 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,560 Speaker 1: then leave everything else there. Listen, I'm not in the 510 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,720 Speaker 1: deep end. Watch as I dive in. You need to 511 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:22,160 Speaker 1: wipe that out. That's disgusting. This is a PSA. I'll 512 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,040 Speaker 1: watch my mouth. You wipe the mat. 513 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,320 Speaker 2: Good good, And I need to get on the mat 514 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,080 Speaker 2: to be more zen. 515 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,000 Speaker 1: That's what I need to do. I need to get 516 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,960 Speaker 1: on the mat to work on myself. We texted each 517 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,119 Speaker 1: other about certain things. 518 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,159 Speaker 2: Oh, we sure have. 519 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:37,879 Speaker 1: And by the way, there's a lot of things we 520 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,240 Speaker 1: don't text about. We leave voice notes for because I 521 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,440 Speaker 1: don't want any trail Hansel and Gretel of things that 522 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:48,240 Speaker 1: we're saying. And so here's my PSA. If you save 523 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,439 Speaker 1: a voice note that I've left you, you are not 524 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,040 Speaker 1: my friend. There is nothing that I leave on a 525 00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,880 Speaker 1: voice note that I want saved. That's why I'm leaving 526 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,360 Speaker 1: a voice note. If you thought it was funny, if 527 00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,679 Speaker 1: you thought it was cute, great, but you don't need 528 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,879 Speaker 1: to save it. The minute that I see so and 529 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,560 Speaker 1: so has kept a voice note, I want to write back, 530 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,040 Speaker 1: and I have. 531 00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,320 Speaker 2: Why do you save that? It's like what it's like? 532 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:09,200 Speaker 2: I see you, I. 533 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,320 Speaker 1: See you over there, same times they don't know it's 534 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,240 Speaker 1: on their settings, though I don't care. It's the same 535 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:18,200 Speaker 1: red read receives conversation we've had. If you've saved a 536 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,800 Speaker 1: voice note from me, now I immediately think that you're 537 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,639 Speaker 1: going to use that to incriminate me. And now you 538 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,679 Speaker 1: have something on me, and now I have to wonder 539 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,480 Speaker 1: who I can trust. So now I'm out here wondering 540 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,800 Speaker 1: who I can industry, who's keeping the voice notes? Why 541 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,840 Speaker 1: do you need to keep anything that I've left on 542 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:34,679 Speaker 1: a voice note? 543 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,440 Speaker 2: Ever, I'm leaving a voice. 544 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,439 Speaker 1: Note because I don't want it in writing what are 545 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 1: we doing? This has been a special announcement by Chrysia 546 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:49,879 Speaker 1: Jane Thompson. The more you know win. Honestly, these are 547 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,240 Speaker 1: the questions that I have. What do you saving them for? 548 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,600 Speaker 1: Just on a rainy day? You want to go back 549 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,640 Speaker 1: and listen to some voice notes I've left you, I'd 550 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,119 Speaker 1: be crazy. 551 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,520 Speaker 2: Is a red flag for me as well? It really flag? 552 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,720 Speaker 2: All the flags, white, red checkered flag. It's over. 553 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,600 Speaker 1: I almost ran into that Buccaneers flag yesterday on the sidelines. 554 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,200 Speaker 1: That would have taken me out. Hey, here's something about 555 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 1: being on the sidelines. I got a text from a 556 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,440 Speaker 1: salesman about something. 557 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,399 Speaker 2: You know that I own a car. What are you 558 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,080 Speaker 2: in the market for? 559 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,560 Speaker 1: I tell you, Masdaki is Chevrolet, Lee Johns and Chevrolet. 560 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,680 Speaker 1: You've got a friend in the car business. Come on down, 561 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,280 Speaker 1: just up by four or five exit eighteen in Kirkland. 562 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:29,720 Speaker 2: If you know. 563 00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:34,520 Speaker 1: You know my man, my guy texting me, Hey, I 564 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,320 Speaker 1: got this and this and this. Let me know if 565 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:39,640 Speaker 1: you're interested. I said, hey, Bud, appreciate it, and he's 566 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:43,760 Speaker 1: he's texting me. First of all, Hi, guys on Sundays, 567 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,560 Speaker 1: can't really get back to you. 568 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 2: Can't, you know? 569 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,080 Speaker 1: I'm good, but it's not just don't it's not extut 570 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,680 Speaker 1: your response. My man is texting me a few times. Hey, yeah, 571 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,160 Speaker 1: just checking in to see if you got my last 572 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,560 Speaker 1: text five minutes ago. Hey, what do you think about this? 573 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,200 Speaker 2: Any thoughts? 574 00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:01,720 Speaker 1: You know what I wrote back after his sixth text yesterday? Hey, 575 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm working a game right now. I can't 576 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,400 Speaker 1: get back to you. Can we do this another time? Thanks, 577 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:14,000 Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next week. Pause, pause, pause another text? Hey, 578 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,040 Speaker 1: just out of curiosity? 579 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:19,199 Speaker 2: What game you work in? No? No, no, absolutely not. 580 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,479 Speaker 1: And by the way, no, say I will not be 581 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,359 Speaker 1: I will not be buying whatever you're selling. How about 582 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,359 Speaker 1: the text I get from my account who I'm obsessed with? 583 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,760 Speaker 1: I love him so much. Now he can say voice 584 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,920 Speaker 1: notes that I've left him because Lord knows what he's 585 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,080 Speaker 1: doing with the books over there, so he can incriminate 586 00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:36,879 Speaker 1: me at any point. 587 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,080 Speaker 2: I mean, my God, that is not irs. Do not 588 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:39,679 Speaker 2: come after me. 589 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:44,000 Speaker 1: I am a clean I am clean, carry the wand 590 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,560 Speaker 1: divide by two. I overpay my taxes, which, by the way, 591 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,159 Speaker 1: speaking of which, the state of California gave me some 592 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,600 Speaker 1: money back because I always try to over that. 593 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,440 Speaker 2: I don't need. I don't need to be blindsided. 594 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,720 Speaker 1: Well yeah, exactly blindsided with Oh we forgot to charge 595 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,359 Speaker 1: you for this, so I'm overpaying. I'm sending way more 596 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,040 Speaker 1: money so I get little reimbursement check back. I go 597 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,919 Speaker 1: into the ATM deposit that check. Check's not taken. It 598 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,720 Speaker 1: spits it right back out of the machine. I'm like, 599 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,200 Speaker 1: what do you mean it's not taken? The other checks 600 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,920 Speaker 1: are taking the cat stick out right back out. 601 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,760 Speaker 2: I always worried did I tear it too bad? I like, 602 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,960 Speaker 2: is this real? Is this really? 603 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,520 Speaker 1: No? And now and now I'm trying to smooth out 604 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 1: the check because it has the red bulls got the 605 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,480 Speaker 1: exactly not people. 606 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:27,160 Speaker 2: On it. 607 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:34,800 Speaker 1: Literally, I'm like, is that the lip closs on it 608 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,719 Speaker 1: that's keeping the numbers from being registered? Goddamn it holding 609 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,400 Speaker 1: it up? Is this a real check? I probably had 610 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,480 Speaker 1: fraud another thing. These people are trying to get me 611 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,960 Speaker 1: out here. I had this whole thing. Oh, you've got 612 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,879 Speaker 1: twenty six thousand dollars in unclaimed fund da DA DA 613 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:54,320 Speaker 1: da unused unused airline ticket. Really where, by the way, 614 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,040 Speaker 1: who's the fucking idiot knows? 615 00:27:56,040 --> 00:28:01,000 Speaker 2: Who's howey long? You're right that's a good one. That's good. 616 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,480 Speaker 1: Who's the not intelligent person that immediately writes back, oh 617 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,080 Speaker 1: I do, Oh my god, Well, now I can't stop. 618 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:09,760 Speaker 2: It's a fraud. 619 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,360 Speaker 1: I get a text from my brother the other day, Hey, 620 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,280 Speaker 1: got this weird voicemail. 621 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,199 Speaker 2: He sends it to me. 622 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,600 Speaker 1: Hey, this is so and so with unclaimed funds for 623 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,720 Speaker 1: your sister. We've been trying to get a hold of her. 624 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,640 Speaker 1: They found my brother. I swear to God, these people 625 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,719 Speaker 1: are ruthless. There's no unclaimed funds. But I fell for it. 626 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,160 Speaker 2: And now I'm at Target sending money. 627 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,520 Speaker 1: I had that happen. One time you owe money, go 628 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,120 Speaker 1: to your local Target and put in your Social Security number. 629 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,800 Speaker 1: I mean, this is crazy, gullible line one. Nope, not today, 630 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,600 Speaker 1: And I'm getting these have a few questions for you. 631 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,720 Speaker 1: Let me know when I have some questions for you, 632 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,760 Speaker 1: or my taxes paid. I hate those taxes. I have 633 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,760 Speaker 1: a few questions. No, God, I don't have answers. Don't 634 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,959 Speaker 1: have no more money. Hey, And by the way, every 635 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Speaker 1: time I turn around, we got taxes April, we got 636 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: them in October, we got them in December. I thought 637 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,400 Speaker 1: April fifteenth was the only day I had to pay 638 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,680 Speaker 1: attention to know you can. 639 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,800 Speaker 2: Extend extension extension. 640 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,880 Speaker 1: I'm not wearing any extensions, and I would not like 641 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 1: her at taxes extended. I don't like surprises. I'm in 642 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,080 Speaker 1: a time, in a place in my life. I don't 643 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,280 Speaker 1: want a surprise party. I don't want to be surprised 644 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,880 Speaker 1: with you owed this much money. The only surprise that 645 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 1: I want is when I leave a voice note and 646 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,240 Speaker 1: it's not kept. Well, there you go, surprise were that? 647 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:34,400 Speaker 2: God? Enough is enough? You know what else? I'm really 648 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,040 Speaker 2: on a real heater about I love the fact you 649 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:37,720 Speaker 2: said heater. 650 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:42,080 Speaker 1: At the Delta Lounge for boy, which you guys know 651 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,760 Speaker 1: my safe place is the Delta Lounge. No one loves 652 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,280 Speaker 1: Delta more than me. My celebrity crush Ed Bastian. Okay, 653 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,760 Speaker 1: I get real jealous when Charles Woodson sends me a 654 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,880 Speaker 1: picture with Ed Bastian because Intercept wine is now being 655 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,280 Speaker 1: on international flight. It's good for you, Charles Woodson. God 656 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,600 Speaker 1: only are you Heisman Trophy winner, a super Bowl winner, 657 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,160 Speaker 1: a national champion, all of the things you have your 658 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,200 Speaker 1: wine on Delta flights. I mean, this guy just what 659 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,200 Speaker 1: I think things can't get better for him? He just 660 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,160 Speaker 1: keeps raising the bar. I'm at the bar trying to 661 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,200 Speaker 1: order the Intercept wine. And you know what I peep 662 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 1: over here at the buffet, people picking things off, not 663 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,000 Speaker 1: using the tongs. We've got those little sandwiches. We're grabbing 664 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,920 Speaker 1: in there, We're grabbing. The tongs are there, You're not 665 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:22,520 Speaker 1: using them. 666 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:23,280 Speaker 2: We're reaching. 667 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,320 Speaker 1: We're reaching in not using the tongs. You think I 668 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,800 Speaker 1: don't see you over here. I'm watching. I'm the eyes 669 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 1: and ears of this institution. And you need to use 670 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,960 Speaker 1: those tongs immediately. You are disgusting. And just because this 671 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,640 Speaker 1: stuff is free doesn't mean you need to come back 672 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,560 Speaker 1: for your fourth sandwich. 673 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,680 Speaker 2: What do we use our minds over the free growth? Petera? Yeah, 674 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:45,240 Speaker 2: and the humma okay, oh we're dipping. 675 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,680 Speaker 1: See you know how I feel about this? He just 676 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,400 Speaker 1: walked in. I'm talking about the people at the Delta buffet. 677 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,800 Speaker 1: Just yeah, exactly. 678 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,320 Speaker 2: You know what I think about is the communal Is 679 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,280 Speaker 2: that a word? Yeah? 680 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,280 Speaker 1: Almond milk, oat, milk or cream. It's like we're all 681 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,040 Speaker 1: touching it, we're all opening it, we're all poorn touching. 682 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,360 Speaker 1: You're not touching the milk, you're just touching the container. 683 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,040 Speaker 1: I know, but we're all touching that. 684 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,840 Speaker 2: Okay, Well that's fine. We're not in our hands. Are 685 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,480 Speaker 2: not in the milk. I'm not in the milk. No, 686 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,680 Speaker 2: And I'm also I'm tonging. I'm tonguing. We're talking. Who 687 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,000 Speaker 2: else is taking liberties over here? What are you doing? 688 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,280 Speaker 1: Now's the time you decided to light the fire. This 689 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:29,400 Speaker 1: podcast isn't over yet. We're still doing it. Now's the 690 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,080 Speaker 1: time he's gonna light the fire. Well, you have a 691 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,800 Speaker 1: snowstorm coming. I think somebody should come on, baby, light 692 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,000 Speaker 1: by fire. This guy wants to get romantic all of 693 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,400 Speaker 1: a sudden. 694 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,600 Speaker 2: Babe, I'm on my way. We only have five minutes left. 695 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,959 Speaker 2: Turn up the heat. I got one for you. 696 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,800 Speaker 1: Come home last night. We've all heard it. Yes, Aaron, 697 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,240 Speaker 1: we know it was hot for your game. Yes, we 698 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,440 Speaker 1: get it. It took eight hours. 699 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,719 Speaker 2: God be hot in here. He's lighting the fire, So 700 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:56,080 Speaker 2: take off all your clothes. Howard Long, Howard Long. 701 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,960 Speaker 1: No, By the way, I got a daily mail because 702 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,960 Speaker 1: you and I have ptas de about headlines. 703 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,720 Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta a notification. See, I'm not kidding. 704 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,320 Speaker 2: We don't need the fire right now? What are we doing? 705 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,320 Speaker 2: I got a notification. 706 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,720 Speaker 1: Aaron Andrews has some choice words for podcast partner Daily Mail. 707 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,360 Speaker 1: Is now, I say to you exactly because you called 708 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,000 Speaker 1: me a bit for the for the gray hair. Oh 709 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,080 Speaker 1: now they think that you're actually calling me a baby. 710 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:24,640 Speaker 2: I'm irrationally angry. That's what somebody said about me. This 711 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:29,760 Speaker 2: is crazy. But he's going on. I don't know. Pet's 712 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:34,000 Speaker 2: heads are falling off. They've got five minutes. Oh god, Oh, 713 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,080 Speaker 2: he's trying to be sweet. This is the thing. I've 714 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,440 Speaker 2: got plans for you for Thanksgiving. 715 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,600 Speaker 1: You and Jared are spending it together, So hap hat 716 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,800 Speaker 1: have plans tonight? Hey No, this is what I was 717 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,440 Speaker 1: about to say. He's trying to be so sweet last night. 718 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,520 Speaker 1: I'm tired, I'm dehydrated, I'm sunburned. 719 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 2: We get it. 720 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,920 Speaker 1: Arin Mackie doodle Doo has come down with a cold. 721 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,200 Speaker 1: Daddy is dealing with it. He wakes up while I'm 722 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,160 Speaker 1: still in transit. 723 00:32:55,360 --> 00:33:01,600 Speaker 2: You heard me before, she said it. It was gonna 724 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,760 Speaker 2: really row me up. And I was like, I'm gonna 725 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:05,920 Speaker 2: go in and take care of him. 726 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,640 Speaker 1: And I'm like on the plane and I can see 727 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,200 Speaker 1: on the nana he's doing it. And so then he 728 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,360 Speaker 1: he's like we both fell asleep together. I was reading 729 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,240 Speaker 1: him the Seinfeld book. I got him back in, so 730 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,720 Speaker 1: I turned banana back on and there's a big he's 731 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,680 Speaker 1: passed out, which I'm thankful, but there's a big blanket 732 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,040 Speaker 1: in the crib. And so now I'm like, Jared, he's 733 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,800 Speaker 1: gonna suffocate. He's gonna suffocate, and I'm not home. So 734 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,800 Speaker 1: we land at Lax. I'm calling, I'm calling. I'm calling 735 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,480 Speaker 1: where Andrew Whitworth we have do not disturb. He's not 736 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,760 Speaker 1: picking up. I'm like, this kid's gonna suffocate. Like, this 737 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,480 Speaker 1: is bad. So I'm calling the house phone, not picking 738 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,440 Speaker 1: up the house phone, I'm the landline. Now he's gonna 739 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,479 Speaker 1: Now he's gonna wake. He's gonna suffocate. He's gonna wake 740 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,880 Speaker 1: up because you're calling the landline. Now the kid's awake 741 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,320 Speaker 1: after Jared's put him to bed, and it's all your fault. 742 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,880 Speaker 1: I went from my god, my husband's so amazing too. 743 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,680 Speaker 1: You're gonna kill the kid, like and you know, and 744 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,560 Speaker 1: then he comes home. He's like, hey, babe, I just 745 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,440 Speaker 1: read your text. It just went and got the thing out. 746 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,400 Speaker 2: I'm like, you can't leave blanket in the crib with 747 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,360 Speaker 2: the baby. How are you trying to It's like they're 748 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,400 Speaker 2: trying to be nice. Take a chill. Here's the thing, 749 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,040 Speaker 2: Howard Long what. 750 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,680 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say this too loud because he's obviously 751 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,879 Speaker 1: can here in the the room. 752 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,480 Speaker 2: We're lucky that we have any boyfriends or husbands when 753 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,680 Speaker 2: they're soccer nuts. We're crazy. We're fucking crazy. But as 754 00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,920 Speaker 2: they say, thank god we have them so we could 755 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,880 Speaker 2: have material, Well, we're providing a fabric store worth of 756 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,920 Speaker 2: material with this. This is crazy. You know what else 757 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:25,400 Speaker 2: is crazy? 758 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 1: I called you the other day because I was walking 759 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,120 Speaker 1: when I was in Baltimore and we were having our 760 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,600 Speaker 1: normal rant about god knows what, like this podcast I 761 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,680 Speaker 1: go to Duncan don't. It's all excited that I'm gonna 762 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,000 Speaker 1: get my pumpkin. There's like a little chill in the air, 763 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,279 Speaker 1: the fall foliage, the whole thing. I'm like, I'm gonna 764 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,960 Speaker 1: get my pumpkin coffee. They already took the pumpkin coffee away. 765 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,960 Speaker 1: It is awesome in Thanksgiving and you took it away 766 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,719 Speaker 1: and the peppermints in there. So I don't want to 767 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,279 Speaker 1: hear this that I can't put up my Christmas tree. 768 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,640 Speaker 1: Because Duncan already has the peppermint and the white chocolate flavor. 769 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 1: And Thanksgiving doesn't not pumpkin anymore. It's Halloween ends, Pumpkin's gone. 770 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,200 Speaker 1: What happened to shorten these rules? 771 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:03,720 Speaker 2: It's a great question. 772 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,120 Speaker 1: I want someone from Duncan to answer, or Starbucks or whatever, 773 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:11,879 Speaker 1: like you are holding up a Starbucks holiday cup. That's 774 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,919 Speaker 1: a Christmas it's a Christmas sure adjacent holiday cup. Yeah, 775 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,600 Speaker 1: it's not even Thanksgiving yet. Look I have my tree 776 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,000 Speaker 1: up knocking that I'm not knocking it, but I just 777 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Speaker 1: want to know what I can't still get a pumpkin 778 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:29,360 Speaker 1: flavored coffee and it's mid November. If any of you 779 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,640 Speaker 1: listeners are out there and have if you're still listening, yes, 780 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,319 Speaker 1: if you're employed by D and D, we'd love a 781 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,840 Speaker 1: commercial or a campaign we'd run on. I'd run to 782 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,319 Speaker 1: go get Duncan, Oh my god. Or if you work 783 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,640 Speaker 1: with Starbucks, please let us know we're interested. I think 784 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,800 Speaker 1: we have time for headlines. This is to a couple, Okay, 785 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,640 Speaker 1: go ahead, six cents intuition eight and ten Women feel 786 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,840 Speaker 1: like they have a six sense. According to new research, 787 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,600 Speaker 1: a survey of two thousand women looked at how strong 788 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,080 Speaker 1: they're in tuition is and found that more than half 789 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,719 Speaker 1: of respondents have a lot of trust in their intuition, 790 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,560 Speaker 1: especially those who are moms seventy four percent. 791 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:14,360 Speaker 2: I believe it. Oh, trust your gut always. 792 00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,239 Speaker 1: I have a lot of experience in this when I 793 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,600 Speaker 1: felt like maybe in a relationship someone wasn't being so honest. 794 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:26,160 Speaker 1: I've had that. One happened before. Aloha and Mahallow. You 795 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,120 Speaker 1: know who you are, Steve. This fire is raging. Oh 796 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,439 Speaker 1: my god, it's literally it's gonna burn the house down. 797 00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:33,400 Speaker 2: Well careful. 798 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:38,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely trust in women's intuition. I obviously am 799 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,600 Speaker 1: not a parent. I don't have that, but like I 800 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,759 Speaker 1: do have, I think I have a maternal instinct with 801 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,000 Speaker 1: like our fur babies. 802 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,680 Speaker 2: Or don't say for I fucking hate for a baby. 803 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,239 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say that. I hate when people say 804 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:47,760 Speaker 2: for babies. 805 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,120 Speaker 1: I don't hate you for saying that, but I say that, like, no, 806 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,040 Speaker 1: you don't say it, but I'm just like if people do, 807 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,600 Speaker 1: I don't mean that, I don't hate you, it's just 808 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,760 Speaker 1: I just like I get it. Yeah, I definitely feel 809 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,640 Speaker 1: like's intuition is a real thing for sure. 810 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. 811 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:09,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. We have another headline that I think is wild. 812 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,080 Speaker 1: My roommates build me for my partner staying over. A 813 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,000 Speaker 1: Reddit post, Steve said his roommates reached out to him 814 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,799 Speaker 1: via WhatsApp after noticing his partner had been spending more 815 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,319 Speaker 1: time at their house. Two day rule for partners. Third 816 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,960 Speaker 1: day you pay a week's rent. I hope you understand 817 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:25,960 Speaker 1: that it costs me money. 818 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,040 Speaker 2: What are you talking? Okay, here's what I'll say about that. 819 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,000 Speaker 2: I put this on. 820 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,359 Speaker 1: Okay, let's say roommate A and B b's partners staying over. 821 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,080 Speaker 1: I put this on Roommate B. If you're got if 822 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,200 Speaker 1: your person's like eating the food or like leaving all 823 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,640 Speaker 1: the lights on, Like yeah, like have some common courtesy. 824 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,479 Speaker 1: But like if your boyfriend or girlfriend can't just stay over, 825 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,560 Speaker 1: that is weird. You're gonna charge them rent? Sounds like 826 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:56,640 Speaker 1: you're looking for a new roommate. People are bizarre, no kidding. 827 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,319 Speaker 1: I mean, and I know we are like always normal either, 828 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,879 Speaker 1: but like that two days, three days. 829 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:02,360 Speaker 2: I get it. 830 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,359 Speaker 1: If the person posts up and we're talking like a 831 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,000 Speaker 1: month and it's like hey, yo, what's uh, what's Sarah 832 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,280 Speaker 1: doing over here again? 833 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:09,839 Speaker 2: This month? 834 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,239 Speaker 1: Like we need to Sarah figure out if you and 835 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,200 Speaker 1: Sarah need to move in together, but like not after 836 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:15,920 Speaker 1: two nights. 837 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,120 Speaker 2: Relax, Yeah, I agree. We good. 838 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,439 Speaker 1: You like the fairy tale one, right, I do. Here's 839 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,000 Speaker 1: a headline I like. TikToker finds modern day fairy tale 840 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,480 Speaker 1: after shopping for a man at home depot. For those 841 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,560 Speaker 1: of you do to the Calm Down podcast, Welcome Also, 842 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,520 Speaker 1: Aaron has an aversion to going to home depot. It 843 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,879 Speaker 1: stresses her out. She has I don't know what I'm doing. 844 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,719 Speaker 1: It's my home away from home. I love everything about 845 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,200 Speaker 1: home Depot. I go in there, I am like I 846 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,040 Speaker 1: know where I'm going, I know what I'm getting, the 847 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:48,000 Speaker 1: whole thing. This says a TikTok creator went shopping for 848 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:51,400 Speaker 1: a man at her local home depot. Caitlin and Sorry 849 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,120 Speaker 1: approached a man shopping in the home improvement store and 850 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,360 Speaker 1: asked for his advice on how to hang a large 851 00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,279 Speaker 1: picture frame that didn't actually exist. The flirting ploy ended 852 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,200 Speaker 1: with the pair exchanging numbers, texting, and going on their 853 00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:06,480 Speaker 1: first day. I think this is fantastic, so cute and 854 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,799 Speaker 1: Sorry Conn that the pirs to pick up women by 855 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,239 Speaker 1: the way, they're desperate, They're anxious because they want to 856 00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,439 Speaker 1: get in, they want to get out. 857 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,319 Speaker 2: No one wants to do this crap. That's me, Hey, 858 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,160 Speaker 2: and you want somebody to do hell are you? Yeah? Kat, 859 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,640 Speaker 2: you're onto something. I love this. And then she's a 860 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,439 Speaker 2: show for us. 861 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:27,440 Speaker 1: Well, we'll put it up here about their actually dating 862 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:28,000 Speaker 1: after that. 863 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,320 Speaker 2: I think that's great. 864 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,360 Speaker 1: I had this conversation with when I was getting my 865 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:35,919 Speaker 1: hair done the other day, it's so hard that works. 866 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,600 Speaker 1: There was talking about how hard it is to meet 867 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,120 Speaker 1: people and you don't want to be on the apps 868 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,239 Speaker 1: and whatever, like you and I have talked about it 869 00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,680 Speaker 1: before we both got set up, and I'm so grateful 870 00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,600 Speaker 1: for that. Like that's I've never had to be on 871 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,839 Speaker 1: apps or anything. But like I give it to you. 872 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,560 Speaker 1: It's like if you don't want to go out every night, 873 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,799 Speaker 1: and like I don't want to meet someone at a bar, 874 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:53,640 Speaker 1: I don't whatever. 875 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,200 Speaker 2: Like it is hard out there in the streets. 876 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,120 Speaker 1: So I like the creativity of Caitlyn being like, you 877 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,680 Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna go to home depot so cute. 878 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,160 Speaker 2: Great, and I should pay for their wedding. That's fantastic. 879 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:11,640 Speaker 1: Well week eleven, sister, I love you. I'm gonna go 880 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,400 Speaker 1: put out this fire or maybe I'll turn it up. Hey, 881 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,880 Speaker 1: Howard Long, Howard Long, I know. I mean I'm in 882 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,759 Speaker 1: a sweatshirt, so you can tell that this whole like 883 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,680 Speaker 1: being cute in the I'm gonna put on a cute 884 00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,560 Speaker 1: outfit date night. 885 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,360 Speaker 2: Yellow together. You know it was cute. 886 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,640 Speaker 1: I got a full blown, great extraction of this ZiT 887 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:39,080 Speaker 1: and I did it with myself, and I basically used 888 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,319 Speaker 1: a needle and a little instrument and a cue tip 889 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,160 Speaker 1: and I got the whole thing and I feel great 890 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,360 Speaker 1: about it. Well, guess what it's really highlighting your brows? 891 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,000 Speaker 1: And a shout out to Erin O'Toole, who works at 892 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,960 Speaker 1: NFL Film. She texted me yesterday being like, can I 893 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,960 Speaker 1: know where Aaron gets her eyebrows done? Oh? My god? 894 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:52,279 Speaker 2: Enough. 895 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,359 Speaker 1: I got him done probably a month and a half ago. 896 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,719 Speaker 1: And people are talking about these things. I'm using a serum. 897 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,040 Speaker 2: They look great. This is a positive. Some people say 898 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,200 Speaker 2: they're buzzard. I'm not trying to make them that way. 899 00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:05,800 Speaker 2: I just like bushy eyebrow. 900 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,759 Speaker 1: Okay, you're being you're being crazy right now, because I'll 901 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,600 Speaker 1: tell you who loved them. Our FaceTime the other day 902 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,560 Speaker 1: with Julian Edelman jewels like your eyebrows looking you just. 903 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,960 Speaker 2: Got your brows. Donet no. 904 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,080 Speaker 1: I got him down a month and a half ago. 905 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,719 Speaker 1: I had a whole whiny voice. Then too fantastic, you 906 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:22,879 Speaker 1: look great. Problem is mine? 907 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,080 Speaker 2: Mine? I die mine? And then they like the dye 908 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,320 Speaker 2: goes away in two seconds. 909 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,880 Speaker 1: My god, that's not what happened. I tended them, and 910 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:29,920 Speaker 1: I feel like they're getting. 911 00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,600 Speaker 2: Darker and darker and darker because you keep touching them. 912 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,680 Speaker 1: Oh, I love you, And. 913 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,040 Speaker 2: To those of you listening, thank you for supporting us 914 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,920 Speaker 2: in the good times. And is bad keeps mine, keeping 915 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,080 Speaker 2: keeps sho. No, see what we did there? It's the weave. 916 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:51,000 Speaker 2: Grides came back to bridesmaids and always comes back. 917 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:52,560 Speaker 1: Bye Now. 918 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,920 Speaker 2: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. 919 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:03,400 Speaker 1: For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, 920 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,239 Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcasts. 921 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:11,000 Speaker 2: M