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Speaker 1: Today, I affed up when Alexa reminded me in the

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Speaker 1: middle of a dinner.

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Speaker 2: Party to boink my wife. A mistimed, well intentioned reminder.

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Speaker 1: Alexis trying to get in un this three summer Now.

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Speaker 2: Alex is trying to gain a mix.

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Speaker 1: So this happened last night and we were just getting

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Speaker 1: over the laughter. Now, my wife and I are early sixties,

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Speaker 1: and because of old age, menopause, et cetera, et cetera,

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Speaker 1: Fortian slip, et cetera, et cetera, our sex life has

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Speaker 1: needed medical intervention, and a new treatment was suggested to

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Speaker 1: alleviate my wife's pain during intercourse.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm glad they're finding a solution. But tang,

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Speaker 2: that's that's unfortunate. Unfortunate dude.

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Speaker 1: So ten days ago, jokingly, after a few bottles of wine,

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Speaker 1: we set an Alexa reminder to announce when the treatment

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Speaker 1: had run its course and we could officially get to

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Speaker 1: the d Oh yeah, we set a reminder, David, it's time.

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Speaker 2: To boink Fiona.

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Speaker 1: It seemed boink didn't trigger Alexi's censorship, so that's why

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Speaker 1: we did it. Fast forward ten days we had totally

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Speaker 1: forgot this, and last night in the middle of a

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Speaker 1: dinner party with several friends, we get the reminder, David, reminder,

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Speaker 1: it's time to blink, Fiona. As you can imagine, confusion rained,

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Speaker 1: and after a pause in the dinner party conversation, questions

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Speaker 1: were asked and our friends joined in on the good humor,

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Speaker 1: as we were all similar ages. Everyone gets old, things

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Speaker 1: don't work as well as they once did, but please

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Speaker 1: try to keep your sense of humor.

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Speaker 2: And Alexa seems to help them do that. I thought

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Speaker 2: you were going to say. And then the friends joined

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Speaker 2: in on a raging elderly orgy. It is read it

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Speaker 2: so you know anything can happen. That is true,