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Speaker 1: Hello, the Internet at him. Welcome to Season eighty eight,

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Speaker 1: Episode five, Daily Night Guys. Yeah, the action of our radio.

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Speaker 1: This is a podcast. We take a deep dive into

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Speaker 1: American chair consciousness and say, officially off the top Buck

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Speaker 1: Coke Industries and fuck Box New Holy Ship. We ship

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Speaker 1: you guys. Did he just say what I think he said?

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Speaker 1: It's Friday, June two, tho nine. Team. My name is

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Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien a K. It's Jack and Jamie Jamie. It's

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Speaker 1: Jack and Jamie Jamie. What is Jack and Jamie Jamie?

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Speaker 1: It's Jack and Jamie Jamie. Get Hi, Get Hi, Get Hi,

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Speaker 1: Get Hi. Let's hie, let's hie. That is courtesy of

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Speaker 1: my high phone. It's Bone and Biggie, Bicky. I think

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Speaker 1: I needed the background. I gotta um and yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined by today's Jack being co

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Speaker 1: host the hilarious and talented Sarah Drew. What's up? Not much?

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Speaker 1: I'm let to be here. I'm so glad to have you.

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad to have seen the whole Democratic debate.

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm sorry. I apologize. Sorry, No, I mean

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Speaker 1: it's you know you could pay me, but it's not great,

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Speaker 1: It's not great. Let's be honest, and we're thrilled to

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Speaker 1: be joined in our third seat by the hacker who

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Speaker 1: codes Jamie loft Us. I'm in nice uh, Jamie. We're

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Speaker 1: going to get to know you a little bit better

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Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners what

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Speaker 1: we're talking about today. Mostly we're gonna talk about the debates,

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Speaker 1: but we're also going to talk about the fact that

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Speaker 1: the Taco Bell Hotel sold out in two minutes. Excuse me, oh,

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Speaker 1: I forgot never never, This was rigged all the way

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Speaker 1: to the top. Also, we're gonna talk about that ad

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Speaker 1: yes us good you mean boyhood? Yes exactly. Well, if

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Speaker 1: it's your myth, we don't have to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the first debate, the second debate.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the fact that Netflix won't have

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Speaker 1: the office for much longer, and yeah, other stuff. But first, Jamie,

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Speaker 1: we like to ask our guess, what is something from

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Speaker 1: your search history that's revealing about who you are. I

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Speaker 1: got a drink with my friend last night and he's

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Speaker 1: telling me about this new girl he's dating, and I

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Speaker 1: googled her for a full hour when I got home.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even realize what I was doing. But computers

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Speaker 1: are so scary. I like, I don't do you ever

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Speaker 1: just lock in and you're like, I'm gonna do something

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Speaker 1: fucking weird tonight. Like where I was talking to him,

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Speaker 1: I was like, he kept saying her first name, and

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Speaker 1: at some point I was just like, what's her last name?

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Speaker 1: And he gave me her last name, and then like,

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Speaker 1: how are you spelling that? He mentioned that her parents

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Speaker 1: And so I went home. I googled her. I read

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Speaker 1: her articles in her college newspaper. I found out she

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Speaker 1: she worked on a TV show I liked. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's cool. And then I found out her parents are

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Speaker 1: up her name and white pages and figured out exactly

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Speaker 1: what her birthday was. Did you then, no, I should

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Speaker 1: have looked at her. Okay, that's for tonight. You need

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Speaker 1: to ask him what she was born? There let me

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Speaker 1: I just and then my friend texted me later and

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like no more than you do. Probably

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Speaker 1: did you know she was on the Honor Roll in

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Speaker 1: two thousand seven? Did you intend? I really think like

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Speaker 1: And the more I read about her, the more I

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Speaker 1: liked her. She seems lovely. I know everything about her.

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Speaker 1: That's so I hope she listens to the show. What

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Speaker 1: is something that you think is overrated? Chris Hardwick on television? Still?

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Speaker 1: He just came on with a game show that seemed

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Speaker 1: otherwise like a delight Number one. It's called The Wall,

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Speaker 1: have to climb it. I would watch a show where

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Speaker 1: to see him to climb a wall without oft I

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Speaker 1: want to see him free solo. The NBC Wall a

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Speaker 1: game show where Chris Hardwick does all the challenges and

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Speaker 1: they're all impossible. He just gets hurt a lot and yeah,

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Speaker 1: ideal post debate thing to show really. I've never seen

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Speaker 1: the show before, but Ellen Degenerous who should be President,

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Speaker 1: posts this absolutely unsafe show where they spin people around

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Speaker 1: she chooses jurisdiction, jurisdiction, she's an uh, she has jurisdiction

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Speaker 1: Why wasn't that between the I'm pretty sure jurisdiction was

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Speaker 1: it was such a thority, the word you're looking for

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Speaker 1: is juris um. That sounds amazing. Yeah, it was really good.

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Speaker 1: I'm said that. I turned it off so quickly in

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Speaker 1: I wanted him to. Goddamn it. Oh, I think I

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Speaker 1: just figured out what my new myth is going to be. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: what is something do you think is underrated? Underrated? Is

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Speaker 1: the Jeremy Renners song that did you guys talk about

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Speaker 1: the Jeremy Renoers Okay, Jeremy Rennert yesterday or no, two

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Speaker 1: days ago on sweating already on Twitter dot com. He's

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Speaker 1: already tried and failed to be a stand up comedian.

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Speaker 1: Now he's trying to be a musician. The clip is

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Speaker 1: fucking wild. It sounds like a like an imagine dragons

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Speaker 1: fucked up. We're gonna plug in the ox cord just

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Speaker 1: to catch everybody up. In case you don't know who

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Speaker 1: Jeremy Renner is. If you don't know Locker, he was

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Speaker 1: very good in the town. Yeah, if you don't know,

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Speaker 1: now you know he's also he's come up hawkeye right.

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Speaker 1: That's probably the more well known uh, and the most

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Speaker 1: well known thing to Daily Zeitgeist listeners is an interview

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Speaker 1: he had in a magazine a couple of years ago

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Speaker 1: where he was like, he said he'd never gotten in

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Speaker 1: we're that he can't be choked out. It was really

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Speaker 1: it's very weird like and then he talked about house flipping,

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Speaker 1: this really did it for me. He posted it's him

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Speaker 1: he's got singing into the filter thing. The tweet says

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Speaker 1: It turns into an Imagine Dragons. Can you turn that

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Speaker 1: and don't have a name discernible lyrics. Give me if

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Speaker 1: you give me, give me there. Jeremy Renner he has

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Speaker 1: never I haven't been on board with him for a

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Speaker 1: second until today. I love his Imagine Dragon's cover band.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. But it's like this was made in a program.

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Speaker 1: This sounds like a fake, Like did you see the

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Speaker 1: Black Mirror with Miley Cyrus where they you know, they

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Speaker 1: get the song out of her brain and then they

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Speaker 1: kind of the bullshit. Yeah, like let's max out the

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Speaker 1: bullshit okay musician, but you cannot hear him, although he

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Speaker 1: is not saying why. So it starts with him can

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Speaker 1: you play it again? Like his raw audio? And then

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Speaker 1: it goes into the song. I'm like, whoever made this

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Speaker 1: wanted people to hear the raw audio of this Wait

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Speaker 1: coming soon? Shannon don't have a name? Yeah, yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: these upshots of Jeremy Renner and a scarf. There's a

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Speaker 1: coming soon? As am I? How could you not? I mean,

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Speaker 1: a which is a contradiction to contradiction because by definition,

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Speaker 1: Shannon would have a name. But that's really the message.

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Speaker 1: people have compared it to the Kim Control scatting video,

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Speaker 1: and I don't think it's far off. Yeah, the Kim

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Speaker 1: scatting video. That's a that's a classic. Yeah, it's amazing

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Speaker 1: because it's her and her then husband future ex husband together.

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Speaker 1: He's like a musician playing upright bass and it's clearly

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Speaker 1: And she's like yeah, and it's great. We spend time

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Speaker 1: then it's just her being like it is is this

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Speaker 1: the upright base. Sorry Latin quoth sounds, Yeah, you had

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Speaker 1: some hot Hollywood gass is that she's got a new

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Speaker 1: town never knew such a she said with such confidence.

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Speaker 1: It is amazing. Yeah. I actually was thinking about that

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Speaker 1: video tonight when uh President Hudsucker Proxy was talking, just

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Speaker 1: because it's like this very strange delivery of things, but

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Speaker 1: like extremely man Williamson, Yeah, yeah, him audition for blunt.

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Speaker 1: Oh my word, Trump has ruined this country. But I'm

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Speaker 1: going to govern by bringing up baby like a crystal

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Speaker 1: and every pussy, what a delight? Really, don't call me

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Speaker 1: a goddess and then makes eye contact with the camera. Okay,

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Speaker 1: camera and she didn't remember when she she thinks it's fleabag.

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Speaker 1: Remember when she was like and then like really like

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Speaker 1: looked at a camera and was like, Mr Trump, if

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Speaker 1: you're nested. I wanted her to give a discount code

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Speaker 1: to her speaking sessions at the end, if you put

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Speaker 1: on check out. I like that that. They were like,

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Speaker 1: what's your number one policy goal? And she was like,

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Speaker 1: governing with love. I can just listen to you, guys.

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Speaker 1: Do what is Marianne sign? I know she she knows.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess. I'm gonnakay yes, oh wait,

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Speaker 1: oh this is good. Cancer. You're guessing she's a cancer?

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Speaker 1: Gives me she's cancer. Virgo. Okay, you should have stuck

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Speaker 1: with it because she is a cancer. Does her rising

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Speaker 1: is Gemini? Your your initial instinct with well, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know she's She looked at the camera with such teary emotion.

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Speaker 1: This cancer needs help. This is a lot, This poor

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Speaker 1: little cancer. Okay, what is your myth, Jamie. Now this

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Speaker 1: is gonna sound contradictory because I do it. But I

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Speaker 1: realized today that people should not run social media accounts

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Speaker 1: for their pets because Robert Evans sent me better or

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Speaker 1: for because dogs Twitter and it is the most pathetic

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Speaker 1: thing I've ever seen in Does the dog skateboard the dog?

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Speaker 1: It's joking, poser, It's like many things about Betto. It's

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Speaker 1: just fucking embarrassing, hard to look at. Does the dog

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Speaker 1: also stand on things he shouldn't he? It's always His

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Speaker 1: respected the moderators at all. Nobody followed their instructions. Everyone

422
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Speaker 1: my crush, muster hole, my internal crush any day, anytime. Yeah,

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00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: I don't know, it was it was, I don't know

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00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: it was. It was a weird. Uh. I mean, at

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00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: least the background tonight was a little better than the

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00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: background last night, was it? Yeah, because the one for

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00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: the first debate was like it was like a big

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00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: fake house. It looked like a big white house, really yeah,

429
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: and then this one was like it was just blue

430
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:02,479
Speaker 1: stripes or something. Yeah. Yeah, it seems like Elizabeth Warren

431
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: did well like the last night. Yeah, she does, and

432
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: she did it well so like she didn't do anything surprising,

433
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: but like she didn't really have to, so it is fine. Yeah,

434
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,919
Speaker 1: So I wish I could probably stay on the same trajectory.

435
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: Here's my note. I wish she had talked like Mary

436
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: and Williams, and I think it would have been a

437
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: lot doing that and just not address it. Just like

438
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 1: this is my voice now. Once the second Mary and

439
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: Williamson is out of the race, I need Elizabeth Warren

440
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: to take that affectation and really run with it. I

441
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 1: was amazed build the blossio is. I had never like

442
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: seen him in like motion before, and I'm like shocked

443
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: that he's a politician because he looks Yeah it's so.

444
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: I mean, people seemed like some people seemed really like

445
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,239
Speaker 1: more impressed with him than I was expecting them to be.

446
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm just like, dude, like we kind of wrecked BATO

447
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: a couple of times, but I mean, how hard is that?

448
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: I mean everyone was kind of like throwing food and beta,

449
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: but like they're I mean, like the trains can't even

450
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: run in New York going like no one can get anywhere.

451
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: I mean, just like I mean, and like, I feel

452
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: like b had like a similar thing tonight, but he

453
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: actually had to address it where he was like, now, listen, guys,

454
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: I know I'm doing a bad job as mayor, but

455
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: don't let that discourage you from letting me run the country.

456
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: He's like, look, I know gun violence is a big

457
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: issue because everybody in my town where I am mayor

458
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: is dying right now. Let me tell you how I'm

459
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 1: not going to solve that problem on a national stage either.

460
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: He's like, Now, a great way for for things to

461
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: get safer in South Bend is for me to not

462
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: be mayor there anymore. You know we're going to do that.

463
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna make me present. And you know what, I

464
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: did not carry an assault rifle around a foreign country

465
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: just to see assault riffles carried by regular citizens here states.

466
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: Those are for killing foreign foreign people. He has beautiful eyes.

467
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: He looked like a doll who became a boy. Okay,

468
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: never mind how he had His eyes are so blue

469
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: that it looked like his eyeballs were green screen and

470
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: it was just showing the So you saw his Vogue

471
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: shoot shoot absolutely, So I brought it up the other

472
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: day and Jack was like what, And I was like,

473
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: how have you not seen? Keep up with the bedo

474
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,959
Speaker 1: in the butt pictures? Oh my god, it's unbelief. It's

475
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: really good. But its like in front of a truck

476
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: or something and he's like trying to stand on it

477
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: and they keep moving him and telling him not to,

478
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: and then it is like because I want it, Yeah,

479
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: incredible doing where his tie is over his shoulder or

480
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: something and he's like looking to the left and he's like, yeah,

481
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: Annie Luvitz, just taking my photo right now because I'm

482
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: mayor y. His His press team is very very intense

483
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: and very very interesting. They've run a really really hard

484
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: campaign of trying to make you horny for Pete Bug

485
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: and it's just not working for a lot of the

486
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: American public. But for some of the American public it's

487
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: really working. Yeah, a lot of people are are horny

488
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: for the mayor. I don't know why. I'm not horny

489
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: for the mayor. I'm mayor. I don't want to know.

490
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to be horny for the president. I

491
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: thought it was weird that people were cheering so loud

492
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: and hard for him, Like, yeah, it made me wonder

493
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: because he is like such a machine guy, got a

494
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: good team, right, I'm assuming that they just like it

495
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: was all about placement. I get I get why people

496
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: like him too, but it's just, yeah, he's I don't

497
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: know tool the well say, here's what we'll say about

498
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: Pete Buddha. Uh, Seth McFarlane really likes him, So he's

499
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: got the family guy vote, and you know we got

500
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: to respect that. That's with Seth McFarlane. The past five

501
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: record show that I only vote with Seth. My record

502
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: is spotless. My politics have everything to do with my

503
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: crush when I was twelve. I will vote with him. Uh,

504
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 1: family guy, family values exactly right. God, you you were

505
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: like already speaking and I feel like you could run

506
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: for president. I absolutely would if Pete would marry me,

507
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: that's what I would love. I don't think that's happened.

508
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: Oh ship Jamie just exploded, Uh that that is We're

509
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: going to have to get a clean up in here.

510
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: But in the meantime, super Producer around a Hosnie is

511
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: here with some takes on what she thought of I

512
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: shouldn't tee you up like that. No, Jamie had to leave.

513
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: We're bringing in super Producer around a Hosnie a team now. Yeah, yeah,

514
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: so welcome. And I just killed Jamie so that she

515
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: could take her place as guest. She put her in

516
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: a headlock and said, Jamie lost consciousness. Yeah, well, thank

517
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: you for your high energy. My one overwhelming note from

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00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: tonight's debate is Eric Swalwell, damn man, I hate your

519
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: face is what I wrote. That's really really the only

520
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: thing that I wrote. You don't like potatoes that are

521
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: a little potatoes. I really did not like him. Was

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00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: that just across both nights, was there anybody who jumped

523
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: out to you guys that you like, weren't aware of

524
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: that you thought was like impressive or whatever? Like I know,

525
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: people last night were like Tulsi Gab was great and

526
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: well her just knowing who committed nine eleven was very

527
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: important to me. Gab talking about wars and then nobody

528
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: else jumping on it at all was was pretty good.

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00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: I liked Warren's closing speech. I thought he was delivered

530
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: really well. Um still doesn't really explain why she doesn't

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00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: support medicare for all, but you know, that just seems

532
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: out of seems Uh, it seems out of character for

533
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,479
Speaker 1: her other policies. Uh. You know what I really was

534
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: surprised by was how terrible Andrew Yang was on stage.

535
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: I was led to believe that he was charismatic. Yeah,

536
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: I did too. It felt like he also just didn't

537
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: really get a chance, and he was wearing like an

538
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: open collar shirt situation, which was, well, he's the laid

539
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: back entrepreneur Canada. I don't know if you guys know this,

540
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: but one thousand dollars a month is below below the

541
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: poverty line. It's like way, way way, Like even if

542
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: you support UBI, a thousand dollars a month is way

543
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: below a living wage. So like his main thing is

544
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: the U b I thing and it doesn't really make

545
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: any sense. He also says something weird, which was when

546
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: they asked them about foreign policy, you know, what's your

547
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,959
Speaker 1: number one foreign policy concern? He was like, we should

548
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: cooperate with China. On AI and I was like, no,

549
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: we shouldn't, absolutely not right. Yeah, I do feel like

550
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: their go to is to bring up China a Trump, Yeah,

551
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 1: and it's like, okay, but that's not really what the

552
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: question asked. Yeah. Well that was the weird thing about

553
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 1: the first night is that nobody brought up Trump. So

554
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: on the second night, it seemed like they one person

555
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: I think brought up Trump. There was I forget who

556
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 1: it was, but there was one who who would be like,

557
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: the biggest problem to our national security is that the question?

558
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: They would say, it's national security at the end that

559
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 1: was that was today tonight too. It was like your

560
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: biggest national security concern is it climate change? And they

561
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: were like yes, but no, Yeah. I think last night

562
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: there was one person who said Trump, which who I'm

563
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:12,240
Speaker 1: I'm blanking on who it was, Uh, personally Tim Ryan

564
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here. I was shop bits

565
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: and I don't know who he's the one who didn't

566
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: know who could leven Okay. Just the weirdest policy on

567
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: the Middle East that was just so edging towards like

568
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: the little conservative, aren't we that I was just like,

569
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: come on, I really enjoyed hicken Looper's whole to really

570
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: change the climate, we need to include fossil fuel companies.

571
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 1: That was like a really you know kind of I

572
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: don't know what you call, like an out of the

573
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: box thinking strategy, like an entrepreneurial type of way to

574
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: combat fossil fuel created climate change is just to like

575
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: keep working with that. The Conservatives, I'm looking at Drudge

576
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: right now and they already have tomorrow's New York Post headline,

577
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: which is who wants to lose the election? With a

578
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: picture of all the candidates raising their hand because they

579
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: think it's crazy that the Democratic candidates raised their hand

580
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: in favor of free healthcare for illegal immigrants. Yeah, is

581
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 1: that a thing? Um? Uh No, I didn't know we

582
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: could do that, right, Um? I mean to support free

583
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: healthcare for illegal imgrants, you would need to both support

584
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: open borders and medicare for all, which no candidate really does.

585
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 1: So that doesn't make sense. But they are going to

586
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: lose the election. Real gaff. But the main headline seems

587
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: to be Biden stammers as Kamala eats him alive. Well,

588
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: that little girl was her. Well that's the thing. Biden

589
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 1: can't admit that he was wrong. Which is like classic,

590
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: like old white male. Yeah, like his teeth were starting

591
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 1: to fall out, like just let it go, man, you're

592
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: like literally stress arguing yourself today up in front of

593
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: our eyes. And they were like where he's just stopped.

594
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, I guess no one's really listening anymore,

595
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: so I'll just stop here. He was like, now you

596
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: said thirty seconds. That was but like what if what

597
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,760
Speaker 1: if you can if you had to pick one, would

598
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: you rather healthcare or climate change? Because Obama only got

599
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: to do one? And he was like, well, actually, um,

600
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: Obama did a lot, and just tell us, just pick one,

601
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: just say something right. Yeah. In that moment, he looked

602
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: up and everyone was looking at their phones. I mean,

603
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: this is the point that people were making kind of

604
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,439
Speaker 1: right when he entered the race that he was the

605
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 1: front runner because he was the vice president, but he's

606
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: run for president four times before, and all of him

607
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: time Obama told him not to write. Obama was like no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

608
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: don't but yet, Joe, Joe over here over here, No, no,

609
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: you're looking the wrong way over here. No, don't do Joe,

610
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm over here. But like in the eighties and like nineties.

611
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: He uh, one thousand, Yeah, I believe he's one years old.

612
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,959
Speaker 1: And in the he's got really good botox. He looks

613
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: like he's got something good. Yeah, well, quality work done.

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00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: But coloring wise, we're we're it's just not but he's

615
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: really he's smooth. He's smooth, burnie baby looks like corpse makeup. Um.

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00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: But he but I mean, I think people were making

617
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: that like he's just not good at this, he's not

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00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: good at running for president, like he was an appropriate

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00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: choice for Jack Barack Obama calls him Joe. Right, that's true,

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00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: that is true. I forget everything I said. I always

621
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: feel like I have a personal rule. If I cannot

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00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: stay awake and I'm tired, and then my friends keeping

623
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: me up, come out, come out, come out. But I

624
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: can't stay awake. I'm very tired. I need to sleep.

625
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: I go to sleep. I don't go out. And that's

626
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: just a metaphor what Biden should do. He clearly can't

627
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: stay awake for this. He's not going to be able

628
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: to handle a full four year presidency, let alone two terms.

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Speaker 1: You know, like I can't imagine he's already like he's

630
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: got that cranky look when you when you do go

631
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 1: out and then you're like, well, funk, I hate this.

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Speaker 1: Why am I here? This sucks? And all your friends

633
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 1: are like head fun and you're like, I'm just going

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00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 1: to be a bummer. Sorry, I'm going to be in

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Speaker 1: the corner being a bumber. I will not pay for

636
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Speaker 1: my own Liftope. How do you think Bernie did? Bernie did?

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00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: I think Bernie did pretty good. You know, tax the rich.

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00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: You know who doesn't love that? Um, I guess the rich.

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Speaker 1: But I think I think he did all right. Um.

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Speaker 1: He did a lot of yelling at the end, which

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Speaker 1: I loved. I really liked his yelling about Wall Street

642
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Speaker 1: and big Pharma and fossil fuels and you know, um

643
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: they asked a question about something and then he brought

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Speaker 1: up special interests and it was like not really relevant,

645
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: but yeah, there was a race part where like they

646
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: talked about race, like him changing or not paying enough

647
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: attention to race, and he was like, the thing we

648
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: have to focus on his class, which is like the

649
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: thing that everybody faults him for his like shifting the focus. Well,

650
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Speaker 1: I think people do fault him for that a lot,

651
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Speaker 1: but it seems to me also like one of the

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Speaker 1: most materialist ways of thinking about race, because like, you know,

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Speaker 1: we've had the Reparations Bill hearing recently and that was

654
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Speaker 1: all about you know, now politicians are able to openly

655
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Speaker 1: say America was built economically on the backs of slaves,

656
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: and we owe African American slaves and their descendants money,

657
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Speaker 1: and to talk about that and to talk about the

658
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Speaker 1: you know, I think Gillibrand even brought up institutionalized racism.

659
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Speaker 1: Institutionalized racism is directly affected by things like Medicare for

660
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: all and universal pre k and and paid leave. I mean,

661
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: all of these things are policies that would most affect

662
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Speaker 1: America's poorest, who are also generally America's darkest. Yeah, Gillibrand

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Speaker 1: and Clovish are the same person in my mind. They

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Speaker 1: Gillibrand is a little debates and then they Gillibrand is

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Speaker 1: princess kind of So she does she support Medica for

666
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Speaker 1: all or just universal pre k and paid leave? I

667
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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I feel like a lot

668
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,479
Speaker 1: of I did. Like how they were like what would

669
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Speaker 1: you what's your foreign policy goal? And she was like

670
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: engage Iran? Yeah, I think she wants she would start

671
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: a war with Iran. I think what she guys like

672
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: I would come out and be like, here's what we

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Speaker 1: need to do to fix our foreign you know, relations,

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Speaker 1: But I don't know a lot of that, like see

675
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 1: that things like when it comes to like those kind

676
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 1: of questions, they give such broad answers of like I

677
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: think that we would get back in the nuclear deal

678
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: and fix everything, And you're like, okay, but like you

679
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: do really understand that weren't like the worst situation we've

680
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: ever been. Even with the nuclear deal, there were still sanctions.

681
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Speaker 1: I mean, so I was very surprised that they did

682
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Speaker 1: not bring up that. More candidates didn't bring up Iran,

683
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: considering we literally almost went to war last week. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't think they have an answer to that, because

685
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: I think the concept of your own really scares them,

686
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: as it does like a lot of people. Because you're like,

687
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 1: now we have this country that is gonna if we

688
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 1: if we don't come to eight deal in our negotiations,

689
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: they're going to start enriching their uranium and that could

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00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: lead to nuclear weapons. And that's all you really have

691
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: to say for them to panic, Like it doesn't really

692
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: matter that they would be doing that to like, you know,

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00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: have electricity, Like, it's also blanketed. You hear Iran, you

694
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: hear nuclear weapons, that's it. Well, there's also the assumption

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00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: that if you run had nuclear weapons, they would attack Israel, right,

696
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Speaker 1: or that if Iran had nuclear weapons they would attack America,

697
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: you know, which is has not happened. But but you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of like you really think they

699
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Speaker 1: think they're going to unprovoked attack Israel. But you know,

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Speaker 1: the question of of nuclear sovereignty is one that I

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00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 1: don't think a lot of candidates want to talk about.

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00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: You know, it's a tough thing. I think they struggle

703
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: a lot with the Middle East, and I don't think

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00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: anyone ever feels like they have the right answer, So

705
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: they always get very blanketed straight like well, because they

706
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: don't want to say what the real answer is, which

707
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Speaker 1: is I would do whatever we needed to do to

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Speaker 1: continue the flow of oil into our country. Nobody wants

709
00:42:55,360 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: to say that. So it's just one covered in oil,

710
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: just getting carried with the giant buckets of oil on

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00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 1: top of the stage. Really interesting take. When they asked

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Speaker 1: about climate change was first. It was great that they

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Speaker 1: asked about climate change, Thank God, because I don't think

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Speaker 1: they brought it up on the first debate. Um, sorry,

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Speaker 1: where did you come from? Yeah? Yeah, you know everybody.

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00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that twelve years number. And then for for

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Speaker 1: Biden to still or maybe it was hacken Looper or Biden,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, they're the same, to be like, we're

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Speaker 1: going to get to carbon zero by and it's like,

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Speaker 1: we're not going to have a there's not gonna be

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Speaker 1: a planet. There's not gonna be a planet by like

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Speaker 1: all electric by Oh it was Biden. He was like

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Speaker 1: all electric cars by. You know, that's like a little

724
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Speaker 1: it's not a lot, dude. Have you seen Miami lately? Right,

725
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: but they were in Miami, But no, he has not. Yeah.

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00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you think they're all gone. We just lost

727
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Speaker 1: all our democratic Oh yeah, Biden has been dead for

728
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Speaker 1: twenty years. All right, we're gonna take a quick break.

729
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Speaker 1: We'll be right back. And we're back. And in other

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Speaker 1: important news, it has now been announced what has been

731
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: rumored for a while, Uh, The Office is leaving Netflix

732
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: in so yeah, this is a huge deal for an

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00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: entire generation of comedy fans. People really funk with the Office,

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00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: doesn't it make up? Like some people just watch The

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00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: Office on a loop on Netflix. Yeah, it's a study,

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Speaker 1: and I think it's three to five percent of all

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Speaker 1: Netflix of total user minutes on Netflix, that's fifty billion minutes.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's many seasons five are good

739
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: and there's plenty to watch. Yeah. The thing is it's um,

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00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: it's it's just it's something that you can rely on

741
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: to like make you laugh. It's also nostalgic because it's

742
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: just you know, it's a great show and then he

743
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: always just reminds you of back when you were watching

744
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: it and then all the joke. Yes, I love this episode.

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00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: But apparently there's like a younger generation of fans who

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00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: started watching it on Netflix and are are obsessed with it.

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00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,280
Speaker 1: Have you seen all the Office stand accounts on Instagram?

748
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 1: There's so many Office mume accounts, so many more than

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00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: you think for a show that went off the air

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00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: like ten years ago. But there's a lot because because

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00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 1: kids have been like younger people have started and finished

752
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: watching it on Netflix. Yeah. Billie Eilish, which we were

753
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: talking earlier about, how Sergean you just always ask is

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00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: that Billy? Whenever I see a young woman on television,

755
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 1: I say, is that Billy Eilish. I don't know my

756
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: favorite thing it is. I love Billie Eilish, all the

757
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 1: young people I hang out with. I'm pretty sick um.

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00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 1: But she has like a song that has or she

759
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: like plays clips of the Office from she plays the

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00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: opening theme in her concert, had her concerts and like

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00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: has clips from the has clips from the show in

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00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 1: on her album. Yeah, that's that's weird. What clips. It's

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00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: just like I don't remember, but it'll be like in

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00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: the middle of a song you'll cut back to the

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00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: clipteresting and yeah, what character are you? Who do you

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00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: relate to the most? I take my quiz. This is

767
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: a BuzzFeed podcast. Now I'm oh you are I'm never

768
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: impressed to the point you are. Stanley. Can you do

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Speaker 1: a push up? Cooking mc h you're at Michael's st

770
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: if I've seen man Steve Carrell. Really, let's just talk

771
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: about how greed he is. Steve Carrell, great, great, great

772
00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: communicy actor. God damn. So apparently in I assumed that

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Speaker 1: NBC could just take the Office back whenever they wanted,

774
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: but they had to bid a hundred million dollars. So

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00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: Netflix pays ninety million dollars a year for the right

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00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: to have the Office on Netflix, and to get it

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00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: for their streaming platform, NBC Universal had to pay a

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00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars. That's crazy. Um, yeah, it's basically like

779
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: all stream all streaming platforms are just becoming really expensive

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00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: channels that we all have to pay for hostly as

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00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: long as they don't have ads. I'm kind of okay

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00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: with it. NBC Universal are they making Is it just

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00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 1: like an app where you can go on to like

784
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Speaker 1: how you would just sign onto your like not streaming service,

785
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: but that cable or whatever you pay for already it's

786
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: like a streaming so you have to pay fortix. But yeah,

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00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 1: NBCUniversal is like has a streaming thing that I think, Yeah,

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00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: that's how you watch SNL online if you want to

789
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: do that for whatever reason. But like that's what the

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00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: what they need to do if they're all separating, is

791
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: they all need to be to Yeah, because I can't

792
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 1: pay fifteen dollars a month for sixteen different fucking streaming

793
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,439
Speaker 1: services and it's insane. Well, you gotta pick and choose,

794
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 1: You gotta pick and choose on who's got the best content.

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00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: This is America. I shouldn't have to pick and choose.

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00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: This is what they should be debating about. What do

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00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: you think of them taking the Office on Netflix? One

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00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: or two answers lit uh So. Vanity Fair was speculating

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Speaker 1: as to why The Office is so popular with the

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00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: younger generation. They were saying that because it started in

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00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: two thousand five, which is Facebook was just getting going

802
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: and the iPhone was still two years away, and so

803
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: like the culture was shifting and Office is not just

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00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: like doesn't just happen to take place at that time.

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00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: It's about that shift since it takes place in a

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00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: paper company. Um. Yeah, I remember when the whole arc

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Speaker 1: about Ryan and Dunnermthlin two point oh, like the website

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00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: and how he faked all to say they did an

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Speaker 1: end ron thing. They did kind of an end ron arc.

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Speaker 1: And for anyone born after the year two thousand, that's

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00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: just been your whole life. Yeah, yeah, I guess it's

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Speaker 1: more of a Ryan, what's scamming the company that works

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Speaker 1: for you? My hair went blonde because of the sun,

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00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: ye know, it is the sun. So the rest of

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Speaker 1: this episode is just gonna be us quoting the Office.

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00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: Yeah jokes, but I think that's the point it's like

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00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: that no one, it's so universal NBC universal that like

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00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 1: it's so being paid on the side, no matter the generation,

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00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: like you still can watch it like it's because also

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00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: it's pretty ever the concept of yeah, it's very evergreen.

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Speaker 1: And the concept of the fact that you're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is a paper company, like in the back of

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Speaker 1: your mind you're like, this will never survive company is

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00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: like such a crash and burn sort of situation that

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00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 1: it's almost who The entire concept is hilarious, independently owned

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Speaker 1: paper like small papers. It's kind of cool to see

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Speaker 1: those actors who now have all had botox, like what

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Speaker 1: they used to look like, who's had botox? At LEAs?

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Speaker 1: Don't make me? Okay, fine, come on, Mindy Kalin come on,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, Stephen Steven Correll has probably been had

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Speaker 1: some botox. Um. Well, you know what else never gets old, guys, cocaine.

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Speaker 1: I knew you wanted to talk about this. I don't.

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Speaker 1: It's just the headline here that Jack has written is

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Speaker 1: Cocaine is back. Where did it go? Jack? So Yahoo?

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Speaker 1: This is a Yahoo headline, which I thought he was

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Speaker 1: pretty funny. I can't wait for my momma, this article,

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Speaker 1: that's where I get my news. Where do you? Where

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Speaker 1: do you kids? Look? Um, Cocaine's back. Blame technology for

839
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: it was the Yahoo finance thing. Oh yeah, you are

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00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: such a millennial. I go to Vice. Fucking badass man.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing. Cocaine never left because we've been on

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Speaker 1: Vice and you've been on Y'allhoo, we went to Saudi

843
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Speaker 1: Arabia with cocaine. Um, but it reads this article reads

844
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Speaker 1: like an ad for cocaine. They explain that like it's

845
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,839
Speaker 1: like socially well adapted. People get it from dealers who

846
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: are like the uber of drug delivery and what they say,

847
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: it's just a delivery service. That is a thing. Though

848
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Speaker 1: I have been you used to not be able to

849
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Speaker 1: get cocaine delivered to your house. I think you used

850
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Speaker 1: to have to go to your cocaine dealer's house. So

851
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: now now cocaine dealers come to your house. Yeah, there is.

852
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 1: They have a number. I've witnessed people who have rolled

853
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 1: up in like really nice cars, like over the top cars,

854
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: where you're like, that's a drug dealer because like the

855
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: rooms are made out of yeah, and they like sell.

856
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: They will come to your place and sell you drugs.

857
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Speaker 1: And I'm not saying I've ever done this because I

858
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Speaker 1: have no interest in knowing people like that, but like

859
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: I've seen it and I've been like, that's your yea,

860
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: how it works now, yeah, because it's so crazy. Um,

861
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Speaker 1: those guys are just uber drivers. They're just uber drivers

862
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,439
Speaker 1: who did really well. Let start asking my uber drivers

863
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Speaker 1: if they have cocaine, just for definitely to The article

864
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Speaker 1: also talks about the fact that it's stronger now than

865
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Speaker 1: it's ever been there, like it's pure now than ever

866
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Speaker 1: because production is so ramped up. I guess because the

867
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Speaker 1: farc is no longer like the Colombian guerrilla groups are

868
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Speaker 1: no longer fucking with people in the mountains of Columbia,

869
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: so they're able to like from cocaine, we'll just like

870
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 1: get more of it out and so now like nobody's

871
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: cutting their local economies right, no one's stepping on their

872
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 1: cocaine is a micro loan. Every time I buy cocaine,

873
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 1: it's a micro loan to South America. But then so

874
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 1: is interesting. One thing that I was curious about is

875
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:08,479
Speaker 1: it said, like so the numbers said that like it's

876
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: up to three of people use cocaine. People in America

877
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: have used cocaine or use cocaine regularly. I don't know,

878
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: that's that's the question. But that seems low to me.

879
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: So it's cleaner now because it's just like less regulated.

880
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: I am confused. There's just more of it. Oh, there's

881
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: more of it, but in the sense that like the

882
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: supply and demand, there's more supply. It's kind of how

883
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: organised too much. We like we have way to watch

884
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:42,879
Speaker 1: cocaine exactly. That's wild, huh. Like the three percent made

885
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: me think of this study this dude did where he

886
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 1: basically dug into American landfills, like it was an archaeological dig,

887
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: just like one guy with a shovel, right, well he

888
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: was an Arizona professor, but it was basically just him

889
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: and like his grad students and who were so but

890
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: like the it's when to dig a landfill. But the

891
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: stuff he found, Like one of the big findings he

892
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 1: found was that like, these self reported surveys are such bullshit,

893
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 1: and we like way more junk food and drink way

894
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 1: more booze and smoke more than like the self reported

895
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 1: surveys would indicate. So well, yeah, I think we're naturally

896
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: programmed to make ourselves always appear better than we really are.

897
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Speaker 1: So you also, when you drink a lot, you forget

898
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 1: how much you drink, that's true. Yeah, well tend to

899
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: black out scattered around you. Yeah, that's crazy. Cocaine, man,

900
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 1: that's crazy that it's back, because like and then it

901
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: left and came back empty cocaine boxes and the empty

902
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 1: cocaine bottles. It's back, Jack. I think it's the like

903
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: it being it's a veil ability, it's being cheaper and

904
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 1: more potent probably, and also, I mean maybe the fact

905
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: that this is an entire generation of kids who grew

906
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:14,400
Speaker 1: up with uppers, like at the ready. Maybe it's the

907
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: same thing as like why heroin uses on the upswing

908
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 1: because opioid's got a lot of people hooked on opiates.

909
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: So you know, if you can't get a prescription for

910
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: your chosen upper, maybe cocaine is the cheaper choice. Now. Yeah,

911
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: that makes sense because a lot of people who do

912
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: like oxy or something eventually get to like heroin. It

913
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,439
Speaker 1: makes sense. It's just like it's just the street version

914
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 1: of the prescribed pill. Yeah. How can you ever really

915
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 1: know the truth though, with like these sort of studies like,

916
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 1: it's so crazy because I feel like I would never

917
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: tell the truth of someone's like, are you on cocaine?

918
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 1: And they're like, well, it's in your blood. I'd be like, well, silly,

919
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 1: did that get there? I would just never want to

920
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: admit to just like doing a ton of cocaine, Like yeah,

921
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,320
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's what was so interesting about

922
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Speaker 1: that sociological study. I don't know, man, In my experience,

923
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: people that do cocaine love to talk about it, but

924
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:11,320
Speaker 1: to you, not to your doctor, who's like, dude, your nose.

925
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: Yeah three. It's the rate of cocaine. News has gone

926
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 1: up a lot, but it's all already lang. It's entirely

927
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Speaker 1: Stephen King, Stephen King, Stephen single handedly responsible in Hawking

928
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Speaker 1: Stephen Steve representative Steve King, Yes him too. Uh well, guys, wait,

929
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 1: who Trump does uppers as well? Right? Yeah? Trump has

930
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: been on uppers since he got a prescription for them

931
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: in the eighties. But you'd never do illegal drugs. He

932
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 1: would just do uppers, And it is clearly snorting. I

933
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: wonder if he's had he's ever done the Stevie Nicks

934
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: route and had cocaine blown up his butt? Whoa powder yeah, yeah,

935
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: whoa wait, how do you've never had cocaine blown up?

936
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like it's it's jen only unnecessary,

937
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 1: and it's like when you're being a little too like

938
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: it's like that's when I think of like like minions,

939
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: like you're doing too much. You're doing too much at

940
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 1: my I never need to do that in my high

941
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: school and minions, you know how they're always just doing

942
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: too much. They're like like that's how I imagine if

943
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 1: you but you're doing too much, unnecessary, trying too hard. Yeah,

944
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: it's too much, you don't. It's like when Kavanaugh was

945
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: like boofing beer, it's like you're doing too much, You're

946
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 1: doing too much. I still think that's an underrated aspect

947
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: of that story that he kept saying that he loved beer. Well,

948
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: that that got it brought up, but like people were like, yeah,

949
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: I know what he was really talking about was like

950
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: drinking beer through his ass, and like that's the thing boofing,

951
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 1: boofing is butt chugging. So did he do that as

952
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 1: a young pledge or whatever? I know, I don't know

953
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: did he say he boofed beer? Apparently it's like you

954
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: can get drunker that way is that? What was that? What?

955
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 1: I think it's that you get drunk ester or something.

956
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 1: That's what I heard about vodka souk tampons, which is

957
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: also a bad idea. Don't do it. Yeah, yeah, see

958
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 1: that's see again, you're doing too much. Well, they're trying

959
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 1: to get there, trying to get away with the breath thing.

960
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: They think you can people do that ship because they

961
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: think that it won't show up on a breathalyzer. That's

962
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 1: why people put liquor in their ass. Guys, you're gonna

963
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: see me next week on Shark Week, and I'm coming

964
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 1: out with a buttle breathalyzer. Noker, get away with this,

965
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 1: shark kids. Mark Cuban is in Alright, Sharks. We all

966
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: hate getting into our car and blowing into the breathalyzer.

967
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: What if you didn't have to? Alright, Sorry June, it's

968
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 1: been a pleasure having it's been pleasure being here. Thank you, Jack. Actually,

969
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: I guess I go to Anna first. She's our guest

970
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: and great having you. I guess. Thanks. Whatever, Where can

971
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 1: people find you? I'm at Anna hosting on Twitter. Let's

972
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: skip all the hubbubba shobaba hubba blue. I want to

973
00:58:56,040 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 1: read some Marann Williamson tweets that are hilarious. Okay, uh

974
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 1: at Guy Random says Marianne Williamson is the only candidate

975
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: bold enough to propose a witchcraft based healthcare system that

976
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 1: we have. Another one that says, um, this is from

977
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Speaker 1: excuse me at Pablo Torre Pablos tore Marann Williamson is

978
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: doing an incredible job for someone who is obviously digesting

979
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 1: and edible on television. Uh this from Jason Oh Gilbert

980
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 1: at Gilbert Jason Oh. Pete Boudage goes to shake marian

981
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: Williamson's hand, but she's already disappeared on her lecture and

982
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 1: sits alone. Or Agami Crane, Um a good tweet about

983
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: the debates. I mean this actually happened, but I had

984
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: totally forgotten about this. What's the first thing you would

985
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 1: do as president? Defeat Donald Trump? Or someone from Alexandra

986
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 1: Petrie from Petrie dishes, we are all just ideas in

987
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: the mind of Maryanne Williamson, and if she stops believing

988
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 1: in us even or a second, we'll all vanish, right

989
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: said If marian Williamson can teach the enormous tortoise beneath

990
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 1: the world to love. It just might end climate change. Yeah,

991
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: she's what someone says Marian Williamson from Marien Johnson at

992
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: Marie Johnson. Marian Williamson is is like a sentient glass

993
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: of chardonnay. Marian Williamson is a Vikadin. Yeah. Someone said

994
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 1: it's the Daily Tricks. That Daily Tricks said Marian Williamson

995
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 1: is the best thing the Onion has ever done. And

996
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 1: do you want to go see here at the Saban?

997
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: Honestly I would. I've heard I've heard about this for

998
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 1: your she has weekly talks. She's a self basically, she's

999
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Speaker 1: a spiritual guru to Oprah and a self help advisor.

1000
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: So every Monday night at the Saban Theater in Beverly

1001
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 1: Hills she has a talk. She's a book that's not

1002
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 1: called The Secret, but it's almost called The Secret. It's

1003
01:00:56,800 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: called like The Secrets or something. So my tweets are

1004
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: going to be actual old tweets from Marian Williamson. Sorry, June,

1005
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? People can find me at

1006
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 1: hey sr June h E y s A r A

1007
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: j u n E on Venmo and Instagram. You can

1008
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Speaker 1: also follow my stand up comedy show at High Priestess

1009
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Speaker 1: comedy or on Instagram, and you can follow some of

1010
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Speaker 1: my work with Means TV at Means Underscore TV on

1011
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,600
Speaker 1: Twitter and I think also on Instagram. Um, it is

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Speaker 1: an anti capitalist entertainment cooperative that I am now working

1013
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Speaker 1: with and very excited. I'm sorry, I thought you said

1014
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: anti capitalist. Yes, Means TV. Yeah, I've talked about this

1015
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Speaker 1: before when I was actually awesome. Yeah, it's pretty dope.

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Speaker 1: Please give us some money. It's dope. And is there

1017
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Speaker 1: a tweet you've been enjoying? Yes, Um, I'm going I

1018
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 1: really enjoyed all of the debate tweets from Senator Microvell's account.

1019
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 1: I particularly enjoyed Marian Williamson is charging up her aura

1020
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 1: when the moderators finally let her speak. What she says

1021
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: will be very powerful. Excited to see the Spanish sentence

1022
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 1: you will say. This one goes out to Marion Williamson's aura.

1023
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: Sollie Ellie Hall, elliv Hall at ELLEB. Hall put together

1024
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 1: a thread amazing old tweets by presidential candidate Marion Williamson.

1025
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Speaker 1: Yin is feminine earth, Yang is masculine sky. When God

1026
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 1: is seen as he, the soul is seen as she.

1027
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: Just archetypes spirit impregnant soul. That was the end of

1028
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: that tweet. What you can do for your soul, but

1029
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 1: what your soul can do for your yang. Another tweet

1030
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 1: was everyone feels on some level like an alien in

1031
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: this world because we are we come from another realm

1032
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 1: of consciousness and long for home. Um. Yeah, she's pretty great, man.

1033
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,480
Speaker 1: It's got a lot going on. Honestly, she doesn't. I

1034
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 1: think she. Um, she has many followers, and I think

1035
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 1: she actually she I said that she's like a female

1036
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: Tony Robbins without the abuse and seems to understand that

1037
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: like human beings should not be abused basically, Like I

1038
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: think it extremely jealous of marian Williamson's influence among among

1039
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:21,800
Speaker 1: women and followers, because Gilibrand is kind of running on

1040
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 1: this whole like I'm here for women, like women should

1041
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 1: vote for me, you know, like I'm here to protect women.

1042
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm here to give universal pre k, you know, like

1043
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,919
Speaker 1: all all that. She talks a lot about her paid

1044
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 1: leave plan and stuff, and I think she, you know,

1045
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:36,600
Speaker 1: she sees Marianne just effortlessly like swaying, you know, like

1046
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 1: dancing with the winds of public opinion, just like feeling

1047
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 1: auras and and she longs to be on a ticket

1048
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 1: with her. Another debate tweet that I liked was from

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Speaker 1: really did seem like he was just she She also tweeted,

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Speaker 1: real time, which was I thought I had at one

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Speaker 1: a point. You can find me on Twitter at Jack

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Speaker 1: Underscore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zikeys,

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Speaker 1: once Laura Dern's roommate dead I thought somebody died by

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Speaker 1: We're post episodes on our foot no Swear. We link

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Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as a song we write out on I

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Speaker 1: am going to recommend a song by this this and

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Speaker 1: this is out to my boyfriend Nac and it's also

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Speaker 1: out to Miles's um majesty, her majesty. This is a

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Speaker 1: song by a dedicated to my boy It's okay, it's

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Speaker 1: for sorry June's boyfriend. Why don't you record it's for you? Um?

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Speaker 1: It's this regular artist called Chronics and the song is

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Speaker 1: called Majesty. Okay, Uh, it's not for you, okay, but

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Speaker 1: it does go out to your beautiful wife Okay, not you,

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Speaker 1: not you, but definitely lost definitely your wife. The Daily

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Speaker 1: That's going to do it for this week. We will

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Speaker 1: be back on Monday. How to break Weekend? Everyone by

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Speaker 1: There's something about and I don't think it's just as much.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to say no. I've been thinking

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Speaker 1: for the best way to say is right, yea, before

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Speaker 1: I hold you with my arts, I wanna hold you

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Speaker 1: with my art because before we share a love upon

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Speaker 1: the bed, I wanna place this caud upon your end.