Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table.
Speaker 2: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 2: of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the Graphics Guy. I
Speaker 1: have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Gambling Podcast. Our starting lineup is Shayan Irving,
Speaker 1: my new best friend. We got Dylan the graphics Guy.
Speaker 3: Your old best friend.
Speaker 1: We have the Ray, the Intern picture de Ray and
Speaker 1: Bad Larry joining us as well. And Marvin is also
Speaker 1: in here in the room. Let's say, hey, hey Larry.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, how are you doing?
Speaker 3: Happy folloween guys, Happy Halloween? Larry?
Speaker 4: Do you say I'm sitting on a front porch waiting
Speaker 4: for my first kid?
Speaker 3: Are you dressed as a guy with fake teeth?
Speaker 1: Do you say happy Halloween?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Like to grown ups?
Speaker 5: No, No, Unless it's a child, college age girl or
Speaker 5: a gay man, you do not engage in Halloween.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know.
Speaker 3: They are Like most of the people who you hang
Speaker 3: out with.
Speaker 5: That's my social circle. That's favorites on the old iPhone. No,
Speaker 5: it's not a holiday at all, especially for grown men.
Speaker 3: I don't think it takes a little the punch out
Speaker 3: of it. It's definitely like a weekend holiday, so like
Speaker 3: if it falls on a Saturday, it's not a hard Friday.
Speaker 5: It's a pagan holiday.
Speaker 3: That's why you don't like it.
Speaker 5: Sorry, going to heaven.
Speaker 1: Wait, your religion doesn't celebrate Halloween. Halloween is the day,
Speaker 1: one day of the year where the wall.
Speaker 5: Is thinnest between this life and the next, So the
Speaker 5: demons come out. They're much closer to you than they
Speaker 5: should be. So you got to protect yourself as opposed
Speaker 5: to take part in this consumer capitalist holiday.
Speaker 3: That's just Oh the rest of them aren't.
Speaker 1: No. No, yeah, Christmas, No, that's how capital is. No,
Speaker 1: I totally agree.
Speaker 5: I think Christmas should be banned from the You know,
Speaker 5: Christmas is a Roman holiday that they tricked Christians into celebrating.
Speaker 5: Jesus wasn't born in the twenty fifth of December, Let's
Speaker 5: be honest. He was born sometime you know, late spring,
Speaker 5: early summer. This cold is hell in the desert in
Speaker 5: the twenty fifth I think a baby can survive in
Speaker 5: a manger. I don't he dead. I'd be bad for
Speaker 5: all of.
Speaker 3: Its Actually, weirdly a good point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, swaddling clothes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how about Larry.
Speaker 5: Way to go, Larry? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Agree at the wedding, Larry? That next Friday?
Speaker 3: Wait that's next next or this coming Friday week from tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Yes, Larry.
Speaker 5: Is there going to be valet at the reception?
Speaker 4: Of course?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm good, Larry. I hope you know Shay is
Speaker 1: being serious about coming to the wedding reception. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just showing up ready. I'm just letting you know that.
Speaker 1: When we had dinner with Shae and his wife, he
Speaker 1: did bring it up, and then his wife was like, wait,
Speaker 1: you're not invited, and I said, no, he's He's going
Speaker 1: with me. He's my plus one.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone I've heard from says that we're not invited.
Speaker 1: We aren't. You guys aren't invited.
Speaker 3: I thought we were.
Speaker 4: You. You will not have a seat at the dinner table.
Speaker 1: I'm not sitting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's a party.
Speaker 4: But that the happy hour and a half open bar.
Speaker 4: They won't even know you're there. Just put a jack in.
Speaker 5: Oh, have no fear. Let's not tempt him. Okay, I'm
Speaker 5: bringing dice. We're playing games. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: Let's recap bad Larry talked a big game last week.
Speaker 1: He lost three units. Now he said plus eight. Dylan
Speaker 1: had a big zero didn't lose. Treading Water didn't win
Speaker 1: minus seventeen and a half. Shane and her bring zero
Speaker 1: units one zero units lost.
Speaker 5: Larry's Bengals won't hold me Danny four and two in college.
Speaker 5: Heavy on the Bengals and they just laid an egg
Speaker 5: in the third and fourth quarter against the Eagles.
Speaker 1: Who gets the Diego Pavia Award this week because Larry
Speaker 1: went ohero to four in college this week? So Larry
Speaker 1: is going to get the award named after the Vanderbilt quarterback.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Larry. You know what, Shay will bring that to
Speaker 1: you next Friday.
Speaker 5: Deal. Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 1: Anything else that needs to be mentioned here, By the way,
Speaker 1: we'll recap. Shay and his wife came over for dinner,
Speaker 1: and I told my wife not to step on the
Speaker 1: accelerator and do the homemade lasagna. I said, just go easy, hunt,
Speaker 1: you know, just waltz your way into some shrimp scampy
Speaker 1: a salad that your wife was remarking was unbel We
Speaker 1: had great wine there, we had good conversation, we had
Speaker 1: fake laughter, we had cigars. We did it all.
Speaker 5: I mean, Danny, I was a hit obviously with the
Speaker 5: Patrick family, all of them there, there.
Speaker 1: Were several No, it was my wife and my daughter,
Speaker 1: and they all loved me.
Speaker 5: But I gotta say your wife, yeah, the cooking. Yeah,
Speaker 5: not only that she's smart as shit. She ain't. She
Speaker 5: ain't no slouch. She married me. That doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1: That means she is smart.
Speaker 5: No, she can cook. Though she accidentally made the best
Speaker 5: scan she've ever had in my life. She did that
Speaker 5: salad was straight out.
Speaker 3: Of what was the salad?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5: I just know there were like walnuts in it. There
Speaker 5: was like a arugula, cranberries. Yeah, yeah, that's what it was, cranberry's.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5: And the classy thing you had the salad after the entre.
Speaker 1: But we do.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I actually I kind of like when you eat
Speaker 3: the warm stuff first and then the cold stuff.
Speaker 5: Made like seven pounds of posta yea, yes.
Speaker 3: Well, like you think just like as a general rule,
Speaker 3: because usually it's like salad first, and then.
Speaker 1: If you're poor, yeah, not always, you know, yes, yes, sir, Ray,
Speaker 1: How did you.
Speaker 6: Prep the family for seeing Shay? Because when I went
Speaker 6: to Vegas, I had to tell my girlfriend and I
Speaker 6: was like, listen, this guy's the nicest guy in the world.
Speaker 6: But he's got a tattoo on the side of his
Speaker 6: head with a gun and he's gonna look a little scary,
Speaker 6: but he's super nice. And then when we sat down,
Speaker 6: she's like, I can see the gun.
Speaker 5: She called me fat. Your wife called me fat the
Speaker 5: second I walked in there.
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, she said she thought you were going
Speaker 1: to be skinny, yeah, which.
Speaker 5: Means why would she think he was gonna be you know,
Speaker 5: she said, I thought you're gonna be a skinny biker guy.
Speaker 5: And I was like, thanks, thanks a lot, Yeah, sweet
Speaker 5: of you.
Speaker 3: Instead said you're a fat biker exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh she yeah, I had given a build up there.
Speaker 1: I think my youngest, my my youngest daughter, Molly connected
Speaker 1: with Shay and his dilemma that he has with his
Speaker 1: youngest daughter. Oh yeah, my daughter who had four her
Speaker 1: birthdays canceled. It sounded pretty familiar, pretty tough. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're just starting She's Your Girls four. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's the finished product at twenty six that you were
Speaker 1: seeing there.
Speaker 5: With my daughter Lass. I got home from work and
Speaker 5: obviously went to go to your house, YadA YadA. Then
Speaker 5: I got home from that and the babysitter was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: everything was fine except for Fefee, and Fife decided to
Speaker 5: strip naked in the middle of the kitchen at about
Speaker 5: seven pm when it was time for everybody to have
Speaker 5: dinner and then go to bed, okay, and refused any
Speaker 5: instruction from the babysitter about putting our clothes back on, which.
Speaker 1: Is weird because that's what happened at my house around
Speaker 1: seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: So except the cops were calling.
Speaker 1: Anything to recap your bad, Larry, other than you didn't
Speaker 1: do well in college. You kind of salvaged it with
Speaker 1: the NFL.
Speaker 4: Right, I lost my first seven bets. All my boys
Speaker 4: down here were busting my chops, and then I won
Speaker 4: the last four games to save a little little bit
Speaker 4: of face. Big win on the Dodgers with the bookie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, no, no, no, we don't do that. We
Speaker 1: we don't talk about things that we haven't spoken about
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 4: I think I said on the show two weeks ago,
Speaker 4: Cole wins Game one and Dodgers winning five. But I
Speaker 4: didn't bet it. We had no points on the show.
Speaker 4: But that doesn't mean I didn't bet it.
Speaker 3: Can I can I prepare something?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yes you can.
Speaker 3: Are we allowed to talk about losses that we incurred
Speaker 3: that weren't necessarily in the show.
Speaker 1: Larry Larry does a two hour podcast, Larry Larry doesn't
Speaker 1: tell you his losses.
Speaker 4: I bet the Yankees given two and a half runs
Speaker 4: last night, I'm up five nothing.
Speaker 1: What a meltdown.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: Jesus, there's a loss that's not on the show.
Speaker 1: If you said the Dodgers were going to win five,
Speaker 1: then why were you betting on the Yankees last night?
Speaker 4: I said Cole was gonna got No, I haven't. I
Speaker 4: didn't bet the Dodgers to win five. I bet the
Speaker 4: Dodgers to win the series. I'm just telling you. On
Speaker 4: the show, I said Cole wins game won and the
Speaker 4: Dodgers winning.
Speaker 1: No, you just said that you predicted they were gonna
Speaker 1: win five, and then it got to Game five and
Speaker 1: you bet on the aank.
Speaker 5: I gotta say Cole looked good enough. He did like
Speaker 5: cold looked great, especially coming back after that fifth ending,
Speaker 5: Like a lot of pictures would have just collapsed after that,
Speaker 5: Like he showed up as a professional.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 5: How do you let that go?
Speaker 1: He was walking to the dugout. He was walking to
Speaker 1: the dugout.
Speaker 5: How do you take that for granted? How the fuck
Speaker 5: do you do that? In October?
Speaker 1: Shay, anything to recamp here?
Speaker 5: Yeah, soccer board is happening, Danny, We're storming the castle.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have to explain this again that you have
Speaker 1: a problem with the soccer board in your hometown.
Speaker 5: Correct, it's it's run by communists and socialists, and so
Speaker 5: we have a strategy. There's a couple open board positions.
Speaker 5: But they know who we are, right, They know that
Speaker 5: me and a couple of their dads are fanatics and we,
Speaker 5: you know, believe in meritocracy, which is antifical to their
Speaker 5: communists idealism. So what we're doing is we're putting our
Speaker 5: wives in there. We're making our wives trojan Horse suggests,
Speaker 5: and wives are going to apply for voting rights on
Speaker 5: different board seats, and they're gonna be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: we need women because we're going to say diversity. Hello,
Speaker 5: it's twenty twenty four. We need more women on the board,
Speaker 5: and they're going to allow them in and then we're
Speaker 5: going to control their votes, just like it's nineteen fifty two.
Speaker 1: Gardens.
Speaker 5: It's going to be great.
Speaker 1: Can't wait, Dylan, anything to recap here?
Speaker 3: I got hoes pretty good in college Betting against Indiana
Speaker 3: has been bad.
Speaker 1: How about them Hoosiers? They're legit like they're getting their
Speaker 1: quarterback the Iowa under Yeah, that's a failed experiment.
Speaker 3: I think this year you're really going to just boil
Speaker 3: it down to an experiment. It's a lifestyle.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's an it's an experiment.
Speaker 3: We'll see what I picked this week. All right, And
Speaker 3: but NFL went four and one, great, Bad Larry. It
Speaker 3: was pretty fucking great at the time.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry, you have your college football picks to start
Speaker 1: off with, Yes.
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 4: I don't have the lines dance, so I'm just going
Speaker 4: to tell you the teams.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, all right, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on. We have to get
Speaker 1: him the lines because he pulls this every week.
Speaker 6: Okay, So the last time we did this was last year,
Speaker 6: and I was like, all right, I'm sending Larry the lines,
Speaker 6: and I sent him pictures of every single game on
Speaker 6: college football and the NFL to his phone and he
Speaker 6: said it was too small and he couldn't read it.
Speaker 6: So then I sent him a link and he said
Speaker 6: he the linke didn't work, So now he just sends
Speaker 6: me pictures from the post and their circle.
Speaker 4: So I have two days ago lines and if they
Speaker 4: change it, oh, I don't want to I don't want
Speaker 4: to go. I have Miami minus twenty and a half.
Speaker 4: You go, it's twenty one. So I'm just gonna say
Speaker 4: I have Miami Overduke.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's twenty and a half and half partner, Okay.
Speaker 4: I have Illinois getting three from Minnesota.
Speaker 1: That is true, Okay.
Speaker 4: I have Army minus twenty two and a half.
Speaker 1: They Nope, that's like twenty one now, lar.
Speaker 4: Well, Dan, give me the number.
Speaker 1: I don't even have it on your sheet, Larry.
Speaker 6: Uh oh, yeah, I don't think you sent me that.
Speaker 1: You You don't even have it written down here, Larry?
Speaker 4: Oh No, what Army circle minus twenty two and a half.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at the pay per circled up last night.
Speaker 1: It must be I have the print out here. I
Speaker 1: have the print out of all the things you sent.
Speaker 1: You do not have Army on this piece of paper.
Speaker 1: What is Army's points? But is it twenty two?
Speaker 5: Ray?
Speaker 6: It's twenty two?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Good, we move on. What else?
Speaker 4: I'll take Army plus minus twenty to Virginia's haacked minus
Speaker 4: four against Syracuse.
Speaker 1: That is correct.
Speaker 4: Michigan getting fourteen in a hook against art Ohoa.
Speaker 5: That is true.
Speaker 4: Clemson given ten and a half.
Speaker 1: To Louisville you only have to give ten.
Speaker 4: Thank you. And Texas A and m given two and
Speaker 4: a half to South Carolina.
Speaker 1: That is true. You're good there, Shit, they are okay?
Speaker 1: Shake college football team. I'm going heavy today, Danny, which
Speaker 1: you ain't great. I got the Herbert Gnosiphiles against the
Speaker 1: my fighting Mullets, laying three. I got the Ducks laying
Speaker 1: fourteen against who gives a shit and a half? Fourteen
Speaker 1: and a half. No, yeah, he's a fourteen and a
Speaker 1: half now, Yeah it was for Larry.
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, I thought we were different. I got
Speaker 5: Pitt plus seven against the Cocaine Cowboys and the fight
Speaker 5: in Franklin's plus three and a half. I've been circling this.
Speaker 5: This is it's been my mojo, Danny. I really wanted
Speaker 5: six because I thought that's what anyway, Maine OEU over
Speaker 5: forty three and a half, Nebby laying six and a
Speaker 5: half against the Bruins, South Cakilaki plus two and a half.
Speaker 5: Wave those shirts around, and then Navy laying ten and
Speaker 5: a half against Als.
Speaker 1: Why is Maine playing?
Speaker 5: Oh you, The fact that OU gets Maine in the
Speaker 5: middle of this SEC schedule is bananas. See, this is
Speaker 5: what I want to get rid of. That's what we
Speaker 5: thought would get rid of when we merge the fucking
Speaker 5: like this was supposed to stop.
Speaker 1: If you do the top sixty schools or fifty schools,
Speaker 1: then you take this out of the equation. You just
Speaker 1: play each other like it's an NFL schedule.
Speaker 2: Yes, wait, so what happens to Mercer?
Speaker 1: Mercer is gonna have to all right, somebody outside of
Speaker 1: the top sixty Dylan College Football?
Speaker 3: Please all right, Dan? Unlike Shay, I've got Ohio State
Speaker 3: minus three and a half. Coward for the white it's
Speaker 3: the White hour.
Speaker 5: Oh it ain't. It's a noon game. It ain't. It
Speaker 5: ain't what I want it in the st Still be
Speaker 5: a white hope yeah, sure, it's not an official It
Speaker 5: ain't official.
Speaker 3: With these two schools.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine the price of cocaine and Happy Valley?
Speaker 5: I don't why why do you go there? What do
Speaker 5: you mean because I care about commerce?
Speaker 3: Well, they're driving it from the white out is not
Speaker 3: what that's.
Speaker 1: What we're talking.
Speaker 5: Well, it just got in my head, so I thought
Speaker 5: about fun.
Speaker 1: No, you don't do that stuff anymore. Remember, Remember even
Speaker 1: a man can dream. Dan, you told your wife we
Speaker 1: don't we don't party, don't she does? She sure does? Yes,
Speaker 1: bottles of why did you all go through? By the way,
Speaker 1: she got after a little bit.
Speaker 5: How many bottles? Three bottles? Three bottles between the well,
Speaker 5: the three of you that ain't nothing, well really your
Speaker 5: wife and me.
Speaker 1: And a half to be honest, Yeah, superd ain't chugging
Speaker 1: it down. Suit's not a drinker. And Molly will have
Speaker 1: a beer. She can cook. But uh, and then I
Speaker 1: had some tequila down there in the bar. You had
Speaker 1: some good tequila down there at the bar. You had
Speaker 1: some strong tequila tequila. Those cigars, Yes, it was a
Speaker 1: great cigar.
Speaker 5: Never had a cigar like that. That was a great cigar.
Speaker 3: Okay, Uh, Dyl, I'm taking Maine with the thirty four
Speaker 3: and a half.
Speaker 1: Now I'm rooting for Maine now, yeah, being a resident
Speaker 1: of Maine, I'm rooting right home team. This is kind
Speaker 1: of my hometown.
Speaker 3: And you know, they're beyond excited to get out of
Speaker 3: like the Also Oro is like up there, so it's
Speaker 3: probably freezing there already. They're pretty stoked to just take
Speaker 3: a little trip to Oklahoma.
Speaker 5: Are they see a couple of meth labs and some cows.
Speaker 3: That's kind of like northern Maine too. It feels like, oh, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know if we need to throw a blanket on
Speaker 1: a region like that, but continue.
Speaker 3: Well, that's small region. Michigan State. I don't know why
Speaker 3: I'm doing this money line against Indiana.
Speaker 1: You don't believe in Indiana, No I do. But I'm
Speaker 1: back to back, back to back weeks.
Speaker 3: I want to take Indiana, but I know the moment
Speaker 3: I do is when they finally lose a game. So
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take Michigan State straight up. And another product
Speaker 3: of the mind of Dylan Iowa, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: You're going to under again.
Speaker 3: I can't. I have to do.
Speaker 1: It double down, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Well, if I'd been doubling down the whole time. I'd
Speaker 3: be really fucked.
Speaker 5: Not if you were quadrupling down.
Speaker 1: You're already mineus seventeen and a half.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what the end there's We've got plenty
Speaker 3: of time to make that.
Speaker 1: All right, what's your next pick? I got I gotta
Speaker 1: keep Larry awake, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Sorry, just sitting here listening down.
Speaker 4: I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I've also got Louisville and Clemson over sixty three and
Speaker 3: a half.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: Clemson is quietly good, kind of good. Snuck back into
Speaker 1: the national picture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, since I got rid of DJU, they've been clawing
Speaker 3: their way bad.
Speaker 4: Larry, your NFL picks, Okay, I might come back to
Speaker 4: the game tonight.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I didn't have circled up, but the ones I got
Speaker 4: circled up. Commanders given three and a half to the Giants.
Speaker 1: Uh, it's four, okay four.
Speaker 4: Falcon's given two and a half to the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: Three Brown three it's three mm.
Speaker 4: Hmmm, Vegas wanta Scott my picks. Brown's getting two from
Speaker 4: the Chargers.
Speaker 1: The Browns are getting one and a half.
Speaker 4: Okay. Lion's just giving three and a half to the
Speaker 4: pay and I'm taking the Buccaneers getting the nine from
Speaker 4: the Chiefs.
Speaker 1: You're getting eight and a half.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's pretty normal. It's pretty normous. You know what, Dan,
Speaker 4: just give me the Jets tonight because I'm gonna be whoa.
Speaker 4: I might as well go a unit on them on
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 1: Whoa. Okay, so you're given one and a half.
Speaker 4: Okay, one and a half. I'm ray write that down
Speaker 4: so we don't have a problem next week, Jets. Right, Okay,
Speaker 4: you're my man. Do I have army? Because I know
Speaker 4: I circle it up and I got a picture of it.
Speaker 5: So do you not remember three minutes ago, Laire.
Speaker 6: I wrote it down for you, Larry. It's in there,
Speaker 6: but you didn't send it to me because he said
Speaker 6: twelve bets all one unit, and then I counted twelve
Speaker 6: bets all one unit and there's no army in there.
Speaker 6: But we're fine. You haven't now, Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna look at it when we get off the show,
Speaker 4: and you and I will talk on the side. They
Speaker 4: are right.
Speaker 6: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I seriously gotta start drinking on this show. Yeah, we've
Speaker 1: offered you many episodes you should Why don't vicariously through
Speaker 1: you really, Yeah, I don't know. I did feel bad though,
Speaker 1: for you, because you kept like leaning closer to me
Speaker 1: when I was drinking my tequila. The wives coming down
Speaker 1: to the base, I know, I know, I thought I
Speaker 1: was gonna leave one to the side where it was
Speaker 1: kind of accidentally put there. But I was so worried,
Speaker 1: Like your wife is sharp, she knows what's going on.
Speaker 5: She's way too smart, like I've been running game on
Speaker 5: her for twenty years, but she's she's fucking hiptops.
Speaker 3: At any point, did you think this was a little
Speaker 3: bit of a trap situation where Dan's like, let's go
Speaker 3: down to the bar.
Speaker 1: Well at all I thought it was finally get away
Speaker 1: from them. No, but I was cleaning up the dishes
Speaker 1: and he took it like I wanted him to leave.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, hold on to the people listening to
Speaker 5: the show. If you're at somebody's house having dinner and
Speaker 5: then all of a sudden he starts loading the dishwasher
Speaker 5: like a waitress at Perkins at eleven fifty nine pm,
Speaker 5: I mean, what do you what do you think? What's
Speaker 5: in your mind? Tell me? And how was my explanation?
Speaker 5: The explanation played, but the fact remains that you were
Speaker 5: doing dishes. I did dishes so then I could go
Speaker 5: downstairs and smoke a cigar. That's different, have some tequila.
Speaker 1: But instead of going, I go down there, and then
Speaker 1: I gotta go back up and put away dishes.
Speaker 5: But you don't.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 5: I do. My wife cooked under. You should have put
Speaker 5: away the dishes. You should have as a guest. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that'd be That'd be rude. That'd be rude. You didn't
Speaker 5: even bring your plate over. I brought your gifts. I
Speaker 5: brought you all kinds of gifts, like, well, we brought
Speaker 5: you that Italian cake.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say the right vernacular. You're not
Speaker 1: doing that, not after I've met your wife.
Speaker 5: I respect him that. That's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Get pizza, Danny, there's pizza all over this. Let's go,
Speaker 1: let's go to Peppies.
Speaker 5: I don't know, do we There's like we're friends. I
Speaker 5: don't know we are.
Speaker 1: I don't know we're besties.
Speaker 3: Was there any merit to the whole dishwashing thing? Was right?
Speaker 3: Did you worry that like a little bit of a signal?
Speaker 1: No? No, Because I knew that he wanted to go
Speaker 1: and smoke his cigar. He wanted to go down to
Speaker 1: the bar area. And then as soon as we get
Speaker 1: down there, vulties up and hits a grand slam. That's true, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that was your fault. And then I got him
Speaker 1: a cigar and I had some tequila. Then the ladies
Speaker 1: came down started talking. Yeah, it started ruining the buzz
Speaker 1: and then uh yeah, so then.
Speaker 5: We started talking about how much they love democracy and
Speaker 5: also the bullshit. I just sit there quietly like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I agree, voting is great.
Speaker 3: Well, that's why you have to be like, hey, I
Speaker 3: have to go entertain our guests downstairs. The dishes similar that.
Speaker 1: His wife is going to go where I am.
Speaker 3: But was there any concerns of reciprocity in that department,
Speaker 3: like maybe your wife sees Shay, you know, the moxie,
Speaker 3: the two working shoulders.
Speaker 1: She didn't say, man, he's got a lot of charisma.
Speaker 1: He's taller than I thought. No, she just said fatter.
Speaker 5: She said he's fatter, matter than I thought, fat biker.
Speaker 5: That was to be fair, like I had the entire
Speaker 5: family in stitches several times.
Speaker 1: You I will say that my daughter Molly was entertained
Speaker 1: by you. Yeah, Molly said, I think we could be
Speaker 1: bff's there, and I said, no, no.
Speaker 5: Shay your NFL picks please, these are all winners, Danny.
Speaker 5: I got the Canadians laying six against the Cocaine Cowboys
Speaker 5: at the NFL. I got the Indians laying four against
Speaker 5: the Higantes and be the Commanders. Yeah, Pats plus three
Speaker 5: and a half against the Titans. I got Skull laying
Speaker 5: five against the richardson empty.
Speaker 1: You're going to go against I'm laying all right.
Speaker 5: I'm laying it, okay. And then the Broncos Ravens under
Speaker 5: forty six and a half, Danny, Okay.
Speaker 1: Have you talked to Sammy P?
Speaker 5: Yeah? We uh yeah, I texted with him.
Speaker 1: Did he give you some No, I'm not taking that advice.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought Sammy.
Speaker 5: P was, Danny.
Speaker 1: He's a professional.
Speaker 5: If you look at my record the last month, I've
Speaker 5: been pretty pretty good.
Speaker 3: Hey you're up a unit and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're killing it all right?
Speaker 5: What right?
Speaker 6: He was at one point down seven units, So he
Speaker 6: has worked his way back to be fair.
Speaker 3: To be fair, I'll give you that as someone who
Speaker 3: needs to claw their way back down seventeen.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Dylan, what do you have for me?
Speaker 3: All right. I am also taking the Bills with the
Speaker 3: six against the Dolphins. It's in Buffalo. We know how
Speaker 3: that one ends. And the Ravens minus the nine against
Speaker 3: the Broncos. Broncos people are kind of getting high on
Speaker 3: the Broncos bandwagon and I'm still not much of a
Speaker 3: believer in the offense.
Speaker 1: That defense is real.
Speaker 3: The defense is real. Cardinals minus one and a half
Speaker 3: against the Bears, and I'm taking the Pack plus three
Speaker 3: and a half against the Lions, probably against my better judgment,
Speaker 3: but the visional matchup, I'll do it, and then I tonight, Dan,
Speaker 3: this is this is when I start clawing these units back.
Speaker 3: Dalton Schultz first TD scorer plus sixteen hundred Wow.
Speaker 6: C J.
Speaker 3: Stroud has limited people to throw the ball to at
Speaker 3: this point. And then I'm also going to add another
Speaker 3: bet for the night Texans alternate spread minus seven plus
Speaker 3: three hundred two units on that all right, I think
Speaker 3: this is I don't like that line is weird, as
Speaker 3: everyone knows. And I've been boned many times this year
Speaker 3: talking myself out of the Yeah, brother, I can't escape it, Dan,
Speaker 3: It's everybody. So I think this is a don't overthink
Speaker 3: of the jets are a disaster. Rogers can drink what
Speaker 3: any spice in any water that he wants.
Speaker 1: He's just wandering.
Speaker 3: I do kind of feel bad.
Speaker 5: We know what Aaron Rodgers needs. Jesus he does. He's
Speaker 5: been searching for a decade. Doesn't talk to his family,
Speaker 5: goes to Peru and people. Right, he just needs he
Speaker 5: needs the Lord. That's all. That's all I need. That'll
Speaker 5: help win, That'll help him start winning, start covering some
Speaker 5: fucking spreads at son of a Bitch.
Speaker 3: I think I think he needs way more.
Speaker 1: I think he needs a new girlfriend, like another famous girlfriend.
Speaker 5: You think, yeah, I think he needs to talk to
Speaker 5: his mama, he needs to call his family whit. Sorry.
Speaker 3: Usually I feel like the famous girlfriend correlates more to
Speaker 3: like a decrease in production because you're like distracted and stuff.
Speaker 3: But I feel like traditionally he's played better when he's dating,
Speaker 3: like what Olivia Munn and the other actress Patrick Danika
Speaker 3: Patrick for a while.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 5: Jaylon Woodley was when he was at his best.
Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously, And of the three, she's number.
Speaker 1: Three, number here's number one.
Speaker 3: What do you mean of those three?
Speaker 5: You think Shalen Woodley's number three out of those three,
Speaker 5: Olivia mun and Danica Patrick. Can you imagine having sex
Speaker 5: with Danica Patrick?
Speaker 3: I mean I would tell everyone I knew about it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: It would be like watching paint dry. There's no chance
Speaker 5: there's action there none.
Speaker 1: Alrighty well, I'll wrap up another another edition into this
Speaker 1: bad Larry. I can't wait till next Friday. Yes, you know,
Speaker 1: depending on traffic, you know I'll be there, but uh,
Speaker 1: and I do make up for lost time pretty well.
Speaker 5: What's the dress code? What's the dress code for the reception?
Speaker 4: It's not quite black tie?
Speaker 3: So that's the word. I hate that black literally, just
Speaker 3: say black tie, or say like nice clothes, because then
Speaker 3: you're just getting like, all right, well, am I going
Speaker 3: to be the only dick not in the tuxia there?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I might be the only dick.
Speaker 4: Everyone else will have a suit and tie on.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 6: Should we keep our journalistic integrity and be transparent about
Speaker 6: the futures bets for MLB this year?
Speaker 5: No, cancel?
Speaker 6: They were not good.
Speaker 5: Cancel.
Speaker 6: I can do a brief overview of it. You lost
Speaker 6: minus eight units still and you lost two?
Speaker 2: All right, I'd be a chick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you did it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all really hinging on the Mets.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you had no baseball futures, Larry. You have college
Speaker 6: football and NFL. I still have those logged.
Speaker 4: I didn't have over Mets over eighty and a half wins.
Speaker 4: Shade jumped on my bandwagon to get to make that bet.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 6: He did World Series, not eighty and a half wins.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did over eighty and a half. He did,
Speaker 5: Yeah he did.
Speaker 6: Okay, Sorry, all right, Larry.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank Shye. Thank you for sticking up with.
Speaker 5: Buddy.
Speaker 1: Larry.
Speaker 3: It's actually nice to see you two getting along.
Speaker 4: Okay, right, you guys have fun today.
Speaker 1: So bad, Larry. I will talk to you next Thursday
Speaker 1: and then I'll see you next Friday.
Speaker 4: You got him?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: Thanks, that's bad. Larry. Joints is from the Jersey Shore
Speaker 1: Beautiful area, Spring Lake.
Speaker 3: Are you going to wear a tux?
Speaker 1: I didn't even know what the dress code.
Speaker 3: Was, But now that now that I believe, I believe that.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: You're just like suit.
Speaker 5: You ain't wear the tucks. I mean, that's his best
Speaker 5: friend and I can weigh in here. There's no chance.
Speaker 3: He's wearing a to I'm gonna wear a tucks go.
Speaker 5: Ahead, I ain't. I'm gonna wear something weird.
Speaker 3: You're gonna wear like a fucking bolo tie and denim suit.
Speaker 5: I should. I probably should wear a bolo tie. You
Speaker 5: got a bolow tie. I'm bringing a camera.
Speaker 3: No, but I wear like ironic?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes? Right?
Speaker 6: Does Larry cry at the water? Do you think?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: You know no, he's pretty devoid of moment.
Speaker 5: I might cry.
Speaker 1: I might cry before Larry cries.
Speaker 5: You're a crier. I am.
Speaker 1: I'm the town crier.
Speaker 3: He's gonna cry when the valet give him his key too.
Speaker 5: We got a lot in common. Yeah, wow, I am
Speaker 5: a crier. I am. I cried this morning.
Speaker 3: Because good movie, like a good movie.
Speaker 5: Washing commercial. It's a pretty strong commercial.
Speaker 3: It's an audi commercial or something.
Speaker 5: It was a nostalgia commercial. Yeah, I was like, go
Speaker 5: back to the fifties and then what sorry, Marvin at
Speaker 5: the point.
Speaker 1: Marvin didn't want to go back to the sixties or
Speaker 1: the seventies.
Speaker 5: And got a big election coming up, that's all. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. The political attack ads. I've just gotten addict
Speaker 3: with streaming. They just put play the same one four times.
Speaker 5: In comos for them trunt for you.
Speaker 1: That is a great line.
Speaker 3: That is all right.
Speaker 1: We've done enough damage and we want to thank you
Speaker 1: for your patients and listening to this and if you
Speaker 1: wade through whatever information they gave you, hopefully you can
Speaker 1: get some winners as well. We'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 1: And Dan Patrick takes a game.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmmmmmm