WEBVTT - Episode 138: We're Best Friends Now 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.920 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.920 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:10.799 One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table. 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:13.880 A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:14.560 of gambling. 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:16.320 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.599 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:20.280 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.440 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:27.160 Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the Graphics Guy. I 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:27.920 have friends. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:30.560 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:34.839 Welcome to the Gambling Podcast. Our starting lineup is Shayan Irving, 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:38.599 my new best friend. We got Dylan the graphics Guy. 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:39.560 Your old best friend. 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:43.639 We have the Ray, the Intern picture de Ray and 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:46.560 Bad Larry joining us as well. And Marvin is also 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:50.680 in here in the room. Let's say, hey, hey Larry. 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:52.040 Hey guys, how are you doing? 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:54.480 Happy folloween guys, Happy Halloween? Larry? 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:57.720 Do you say I'm sitting on a front porch waiting 0:00:57.760 --> 0:00:59.040 for my first kid? 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:03.200 Are you dressed as a guy with fake teeth? 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:08.080 Do you say happy Halloween? 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:08.399 No? 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:09.360 Like to grown ups? 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:13.880 No, No, Unless it's a child, college age girl or 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:16.640 a gay man, you do not engage in Halloween. 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:18.360 I didn't even know. 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:19.920 They are Like most of the people who you hang 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:20.360 out with. 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:24.840 That's my social circle. That's favorites on the old iPhone. No, 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:28.320 it's not a holiday at all, especially for grown men. 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:30.440 I don't think it takes a little the punch out 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:34.280 of it. It's definitely like a weekend holiday, so like 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:37.000 if it falls on a Saturday, it's not a hard Friday. 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:38.120 It's a pagan holiday. 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:40.360 That's why you don't like it. 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:41.440 Sorry, going to heaven. 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:45.399 Wait, your religion doesn't celebrate Halloween. Halloween is the day, 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:49.080 one day of the year where the wall. 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:52.000 Is thinnest between this life and the next, So the 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:54.720 demons come out. They're much closer to you than they 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.120 should be. So you got to protect yourself as opposed 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:01.720 to take part in this consumer capitalist holiday. 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:03.200 That's just Oh the rest of them aren't. 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:07.760 No. No, yeah, Christmas, No, that's how capital is. No, 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:08.760 I totally agree. 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:10.520 I think Christmas should be banned from the You know, 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:14.280 Christmas is a Roman holiday that they tricked Christians into celebrating. 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.800 Jesus wasn't born in the twenty fifth of December, Let's 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.520 be honest. He was born sometime you know, late spring, 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:21.919 early summer. This cold is hell in the desert in 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:23.519 the twenty fifth I think a baby can survive in 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:26.360 a manger. I don't he dead. I'd be bad for 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:26.600 all of. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.120 Its Actually, weirdly a good point. 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:31.200 Yeah, swaddling clothes. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.359 Yeah, how about Larry. 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:34.840 Way to go, Larry? Thank you? 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:38.520 Agree at the wedding, Larry? That next Friday? 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:42.639 Wait that's next next or this coming Friday week from tomorrow? 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:44.240 Yes, Larry. 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:46.520 Is there going to be valet at the reception? 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:48.240 Of course? 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:52.120 Oh, I'm good, Larry. I hope you know Shay is 0:02:52.160 --> 0:03:01.359 being serious about coming to the wedding reception. Okay, I'm 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:04.200 just showing up ready. I'm just letting you know that. 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:07.760 When we had dinner with Shae and his wife, he 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:11.000 did bring it up, and then his wife was like, wait, 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:14.640 you're not invited, and I said, no, he's He's going 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:15.760 with me. He's my plus one. 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:16.080 Yeah. 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.760 Yeah, everyone I've heard from says that we're not invited. 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:20.680 We aren't. You guys aren't invited. 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:22.720 I thought we were. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:25.920 You. You will not have a seat at the dinner table. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:26.519 I'm not sitting. 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:27.840 Yeah, but it's a party. 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:31.880 But that the happy hour and a half open bar. 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:36.440 They won't even know you're there. Just put a jack in. 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:42.080 Oh, have no fear. Let's not tempt him. Okay, I'm 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:44.520 bringing dice. We're playing games. It's gonna be great. 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:48.240 Let's recap bad Larry talked a big game last week. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:52.480 He lost three units. Now he said plus eight. Dylan 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:56.480 had a big zero didn't lose. Treading Water didn't win 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:00.840 minus seventeen and a half. Shane and her bring zero 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:03.840 units one zero units lost. 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:08.880 Larry's Bengals won't hold me Danny four and two in college. 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:11.600 Heavy on the Bengals and they just laid an egg 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:13.600 in the third and fourth quarter against the Eagles. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:18.400 Who gets the Diego Pavia Award this week because Larry 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:21.440 went ohero to four in college this week? So Larry 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:26.120 is going to get the award named after the Vanderbilt quarterback. 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:30.600 Congratulations Larry. You know what, Shay will bring that to 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:32.680 you next Friday. 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:34.400 Deal. Yeah, how about that? 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.200 Anything else that needs to be mentioned here, By the way, 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:41.480 we'll recap. Shay and his wife came over for dinner, 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:45.440 and I told my wife not to step on the 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:51.400 accelerator and do the homemade lasagna. I said, just go easy, hunt, 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:55.200 you know, just waltz your way into some shrimp scampy 0:04:56.200 --> 0:05:00.919 a salad that your wife was remarking was unbel We 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:04.640 had great wine there, we had good conversation, we had 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:09.200 fake laughter, we had cigars. We did it all. 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.479 I mean, Danny, I was a hit obviously with the 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:14.800 Patrick family, all of them there, there. 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:17.159 Were several No, it was my wife and my daughter, 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:18.320 and they all loved me. 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:22.320 But I gotta say your wife, yeah, the cooking. Yeah, 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:26.359 not only that she's smart as shit. She ain't. She 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:29.000 ain't no slouch. She married me. That doesn't mean anything. 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.320 That means she is smart. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:33.640 No, she can cook. Though she accidentally made the best 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:35.760 scan she've ever had in my life. She did that 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:36.839 salad was straight out. 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:39.200 Of what was the salad? 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:40.560 I don't know what it was. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:43.120 I just know there were like walnuts in it. There 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:47.440 was like a arugula, cranberries. Yeah, yeah, that's what it was, cranberry's. 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:48.400 I don't know what it was. 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:51.440 And the classy thing you had the salad after the entre. 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:52.040 But we do. 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:54.400 Yeah. I actually I kind of like when you eat 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:57.200 the warm stuff first and then the cold stuff. 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:00.640 Made like seven pounds of posta yea, yes. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.680 Well, like you think just like as a general rule, 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.000 because usually it's like salad first, and then. 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:09.480 If you're poor, yeah, not always, you know, yes, yes, sir, Ray, 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:10.280 How did you. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:13.800 Prep the family for seeing Shay? Because when I went 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.359 to Vegas, I had to tell my girlfriend and I 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:18.480 was like, listen, this guy's the nicest guy in the world. 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:20.800 But he's got a tattoo on the side of his 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:23.160 head with a gun and he's gonna look a little scary, 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:25.680 but he's super nice. And then when we sat down, 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:26.960 she's like, I can see the gun. 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:29.320 She called me fat. Your wife called me fat the 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:30.279 second I walked in there. 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.880 Well, no, no, she said she thought you were going 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:34.800 to be skinny, yeah, which. 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:36.960 Means why would she think he was gonna be you know, 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:38.880 she said, I thought you're gonna be a skinny biker guy. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:40.800 And I was like, thanks, thanks a lot, Yeah, sweet 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:41.080 of you. 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:44.480 Instead said you're a fat biker exactly. 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:48.800 Yeah. Uh she yeah, I had given a build up there. 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:53.240 I think my youngest, my my youngest daughter, Molly connected 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:57.240 with Shay and his dilemma that he has with his 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.200 youngest daughter. Oh yeah, my daughter who had four her 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:05.560 birthdays canceled. It sounded pretty familiar, pretty tough. Yeah, yeah, 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.960 and you're just starting She's Your Girls four. Yeah, so 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:11.280 that's the finished product at twenty six that you were 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:11.880 seeing there. 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.880 With my daughter Lass. I got home from work and 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:19.480 obviously went to go to your house, YadA YadA. Then 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:22.240 I got home from that and the babysitter was like, yeah, 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:26.760 everything was fine except for Fefee, and Fife decided to 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:30.400 strip naked in the middle of the kitchen at about 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:32.880 seven pm when it was time for everybody to have 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.920 dinner and then go to bed, okay, and refused any 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:39.800 instruction from the babysitter about putting our clothes back on, which. 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:42.080 Is weird because that's what happened at my house around 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:42.840 seven o'clock. 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:46.440 So except the cops were calling. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.440 Anything to recap your bad, Larry, other than you didn't 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:52.800 do well in college. You kind of salvaged it with 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:53.720 the NFL. 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:56.240 Right, I lost my first seven bets. All my boys 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:58.120 down here were busting my chops, and then I won 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:00.320 the last four games to save a little little bit 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:04.280 of face. Big win on the Dodgers with the bookie. 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.160 Yeah, but no, no, no, no, we don't do that. We 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:11.559 we don't talk about things that we haven't spoken about 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:12.040 on the show. 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:14.720 I think I said on the show two weeks ago, 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:18.520 Cole wins Game one and Dodgers winning five. But I 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:20.200 didn't bet it. We had no points on the show. 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:21.760 But that doesn't mean I didn't bet it. 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:23.600 Can I can I prepare something? 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:23.880 Yes? 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:25.200 Yes you can. 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:28.720 Are we allowed to talk about losses that we incurred 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:30.160 that weren't necessarily in the show. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:34.400 Larry Larry does a two hour podcast, Larry Larry doesn't 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:35.680 tell you his losses. 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:39.040 I bet the Yankees given two and a half runs 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:40.520 last night, I'm up five nothing. 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:43.160 What a meltdown. 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:44.080 That's awesome. 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.720 Jesus, there's a loss that's not on the show. 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:50.240 If you said the Dodgers were going to win five, 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:52.680 then why were you betting on the Yankees last night? 0:08:55.720 --> 0:09:03.000 I said Cole was gonna got No, I haven't. I 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:04.880 didn't bet the Dodgers to win five. I bet the 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:06.520 Dodgers to win the series. I'm just telling you. On 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.360 the show, I said Cole wins game won and the 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:08.960 Dodgers winning. 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:12.440 No, you just said that you predicted they were gonna 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:14.360 win five, and then it got to Game five and 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:15.000 you bet on the aank. 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:17.080 I gotta say Cole looked good enough. He did like 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:20.320 cold looked great, especially coming back after that fifth ending, 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:23.640 Like a lot of pictures would have just collapsed after that, 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:25.199 Like he showed up as a professional. 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:27.320 He was. 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:32.000 How do you let that go? 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:36.480 He was walking to the dugout. He was walking to 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:37.200 the dugout. 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:39.440 How do you take that for granted? How the fuck 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:40.760 do you do that? In October? 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.280 Shay, anything to recamp here? 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:46.280 Yeah, soccer board is happening, Danny, We're storming the castle. 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:49.200 Okay, you have to explain this again that you have 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:52.119 a problem with the soccer board in your hometown. 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:55.920 Correct, it's it's run by communists and socialists, and so 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:59.439 we have a strategy. There's a couple open board positions. 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.640 But they know who we are, right, They know that 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.800 me and a couple of their dads are fanatics and we, 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:08.600 you know, believe in meritocracy, which is antifical to their 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:12.560 communists idealism. So what we're doing is we're putting our 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:16.760 wives in there. We're making our wives trojan Horse suggests, 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:19.760 and wives are going to apply for voting rights on 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:22.080 different board seats, and they're gonna be like, oh, yeah, 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.240 we need women because we're going to say diversity. Hello, 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.800 it's twenty twenty four. We need more women on the board, 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:29.160 and they're going to allow them in and then we're 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:31.720 going to control their votes, just like it's nineteen fifty two. 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:34.320 Gardens. 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:35.480 It's going to be great. 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:38.920 Can't wait, Dylan, anything to recap here? 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:44.120 I got hoes pretty good in college Betting against Indiana 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:45.800 has been bad. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:49.400 How about them Hoosiers? They're legit like they're getting their 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:55.920 quarterback the Iowa under Yeah, that's a failed experiment. 0:10:56.559 --> 0:10:58.880 I think this year you're really going to just boil 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:00.760 it down to an experiment. It's a lifestyle. 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:04.440 I think it's I think it's an it's an experiment. 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:08.160 We'll see what I picked this week. All right, And 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:14.839 but NFL went four and one, great, Bad Larry. It 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:16.360 was pretty fucking great at the time. 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:21.640 Bad Larry, you have your college football picks to start 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:22.960 off with, Yes. 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:22.960 I do. 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:24.440 I don't have the lines dance, so I'm just going 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:25.200 to tell you the teams. 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:31.160 Oh my god, yeah, all right, hold on, hold on, 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:34.960 hold on, hold on, hold on. We have to get 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:38.160 him the lines because he pulls this every week. 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:42.040 Okay, So the last time we did this was last year, 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.200 and I was like, all right, I'm sending Larry the lines, 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.560 and I sent him pictures of every single game on 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.640 college football and the NFL to his phone and he 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.439 said it was too small and he couldn't read it. 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:54.680 So then I sent him a link and he said 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.880 he the linke didn't work, So now he just sends 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:59.360 me pictures from the post and their circle. 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.800 So I have two days ago lines and if they 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.600 change it, oh, I don't want to I don't want 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.680 to go. I have Miami minus twenty and a half. 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:08.839 You go, it's twenty one. So I'm just gonna say 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:10.120 I have Miami Overduke. 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:13.520 Okay, it's twenty and a half and half partner, Okay. 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:17.240 I have Illinois getting three from Minnesota. 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:18.840 That is true, Okay. 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:21.160 I have Army minus twenty two and a half. 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:25.120 They Nope, that's like twenty one now, lar. 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:28.040 Well, Dan, give me the number. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:30.200 I don't even have it on your sheet, Larry. 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:33.839 Uh oh, yeah, I don't think you sent me that. 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:37.040 You You don't even have it written down here, Larry? 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.360 Oh No, what Army circle minus twenty two and a half. 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:41.440 I'm looking at the pay per circled up last night. 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.920 It must be I have the print out here. I 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:48.240 have the print out of all the things you sent. 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:52.000 You do not have Army on this piece of paper. 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:54.440 What is Army's points? But is it twenty two? 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:54.959 Ray? 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:55.720 It's twenty two? 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:56.160 All right? 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:57.600 Good, we move on. What else? 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:01.960 I'll take Army plus minus twenty to Virginia's haacked minus 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:02.920 four against Syracuse. 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:03.960 That is correct. 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:07.520 Michigan getting fourteen in a hook against art Ohoa. 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:08.720 That is true. 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:12.080 Clemson given ten and a half. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.760 To Louisville you only have to give ten. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:17.400 Thank you. And Texas A and m given two and 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:18.680 a half to South Carolina. 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:22.439 That is true. You're good there, Shit, they are okay? 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:25.800 Shake college football team. I'm going heavy today, Danny, which 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:29.360 you ain't great. I got the Herbert Gnosiphiles against the 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:34.720 my fighting Mullets, laying three. I got the Ducks laying 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.920 fourteen against who gives a shit and a half? Fourteen 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:39.800 and a half. No, yeah, he's a fourteen and a 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:42.120 half now, Yeah it was for Larry. 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:45.920 Wait a minute, I thought we were different. I got 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:50.440 Pitt plus seven against the Cocaine Cowboys and the fight 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:53.240 in Franklin's plus three and a half. I've been circling this. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:57.440 This is it's been my mojo, Danny. I really wanted 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:02.680 six because I thought that's what anyway, Maine OEU over 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:05.439 forty three and a half, Nebby laying six and a 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:09.079 half against the Bruins, South Cakilaki plus two and a half. 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:12.000 Wave those shirts around, and then Navy laying ten and 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:13.080 a half against Als. 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:14.720 Why is Maine playing? 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:18.400 Oh you, The fact that OU gets Maine in the 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:22.720 middle of this SEC schedule is bananas. See, this is 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:24.640 what I want to get rid of. That's what we 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.240 thought would get rid of when we merge the fucking 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:29.120 like this was supposed to stop. 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:32.280 If you do the top sixty schools or fifty schools, 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.360 then you take this out of the equation. You just 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.560 play each other like it's an NFL schedule. 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.240 Yes, wait, so what happens to Mercer? 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:43.840 Mercer is gonna have to all right, somebody outside of 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:46.200 the top sixty Dylan College Football? 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:49.560 Please all right, Dan? Unlike Shay, I've got Ohio State 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:53.480 minus three and a half. Coward for the white it's 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:53.920 the White hour. 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:56.120 Oh it ain't. It's a noon game. It ain't. It 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:58.920 ain't what I want it in the st Still be 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.600 a white hope yeah, sure, it's not an official It 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:02.640 ain't official. 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:03.640 With these two schools. 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:07.520 Can you imagine the price of cocaine and Happy Valley? 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.040 I don't why why do you go there? What do 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:11.640 you mean because I care about commerce? 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:15.280 Well, they're driving it from the white out is not 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:15.840 what that's. 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:16.280 What we're talking. 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:18.360 Well, it just got in my head, so I thought 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:18.880 about fun. 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:23.160 No, you don't do that stuff anymore. Remember, Remember even 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:26.000 a man can dream. Dan, you told your wife we 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:30.360 don't we don't party, don't she does? She sure does? Yes, 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.000 bottles of why did you all go through? By the way, 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:34.280 she got after a little bit. 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:37.280 How many bottles? Three bottles? Three bottles between the well, 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:40.800 the three of you that ain't nothing, well really your 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:41.520 wife and me. 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:46.240 And a half to be honest, Yeah, superd ain't chugging 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:49.360 it down. Suit's not a drinker. And Molly will have 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.560 a beer. She can cook. But uh, and then I 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:54.800 had some tequila down there in the bar. You had 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:56.680 some good tequila down there at the bar. You had 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:01.040 some strong tequila tequila. Those cigars, Yes, it was a 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:01.560 great cigar. 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.160 Never had a cigar like that. That was a great cigar. 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:11.280 Okay, Uh, Dyl, I'm taking Maine with the thirty four 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:12.240 and a half. 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:17.280 Now I'm rooting for Maine now, yeah, being a resident 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:21.160 of Maine, I'm rooting right home team. This is kind 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:21.800 of my hometown. 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:24.440 And you know, they're beyond excited to get out of 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:27.720 like the Also Oro is like up there, so it's 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:30.200 probably freezing there already. They're pretty stoked to just take 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:31.359 a little trip to Oklahoma. 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:34.040 Are they see a couple of meth labs and some cows. 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:37.560 That's kind of like northern Maine too. It feels like, oh, I. 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:39.200 Don't know if we need to throw a blanket on 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:41.640 a region like that, but continue. 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:45.880 Well, that's small region. Michigan State. I don't know why 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:48.200 I'm doing this money line against Indiana. 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:50.920 You don't believe in Indiana, No I do. But I'm 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:52.840 back to back, back to back weeks. 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:55.200 I want to take Indiana, but I know the moment 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:57.720 I do is when they finally lose a game. So 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:03.640 I'm gonna take Michigan State straight up. And another product 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:06.280 of the mind of Dylan Iowa, Wisconsin. 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:06.800 You're going to under again. 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:08.640 I can't. I have to do. 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:11.400 It double down, Like what are you doing? 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:13.960 Well, if I'd been doubling down the whole time. I'd 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:15.760 be really fucked. 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:17.560 Not if you were quadrupling down. 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:20.520 You're already mineus seventeen and a half. 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.440 Well, you know what the end there's We've got plenty 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:24.080 of time to make that. 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:26.880 All right, what's your next pick? I got I gotta 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:28.080 keep Larry awake, all. 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:30.280 Right, Sorry, just sitting here listening down. 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:30.760 I'm fine. 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:31.280 I know. 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:35.760 I've also got Louisville and Clemson over sixty three and 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:36.119 a half. 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:37.159 Okay. 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:42.200 Clemson is quietly good, kind of good. Snuck back into 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:43.159 the national picture. 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:47.119 Yeah, since I got rid of DJU, they've been clawing 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:47.760 their way bad. 0:17:47.920 --> 0:17:52.879 Larry, your NFL picks, Okay, I might come back to 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:53.639 the game tonight. 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:53.960 I don't. 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:56.120 I didn't have circled up, but the ones I got 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:58.959 circled up. Commanders given three and a half to the Giants. 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:04.040 Uh, it's four, okay four. 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:07.200 Falcon's given two and a half to the Cowboys. 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:12.360 Three Brown three it's three mm. 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:19.320