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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, I do. Whenever I'm at friends' houses partying,

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Speaker 1: we have a little drink, I get tipsy, and I

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Speaker 1: go on my friend's phones to look at my excess profiles.

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Speaker 2: I do that sober. Yeah. But do your friends know

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Speaker 2: that you're using their phones to do that?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I make sure that they are out of

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Speaker 1: the room or that nobody can see what I'm doing.

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Speaker 2: Oh so they don't even know. Yeah, you ever want

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Speaker 2: to comments on your excess stuff? But as your friend,

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Speaker 2: that's the secret.

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Speaker 1: I never go that far. But I just want to

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Speaker 1: check up on them. After we broke up, I usually

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Speaker 1: block them because I just don't need them in my

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Speaker 1: life anymore. I don't want to get reminded of them.

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Speaker 1: But until you ring in, me just wants to know

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Speaker 1: how they're doing, if they're doing well without me, if

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Speaker 1: their life sucks without me. I just gotta know. So

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Speaker 1: I use have friends phones for that, Let's be honest.

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Speaker 2: You just want them to look worse.

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Speaker 3: Thank you know that's always like, yeah, it makes you

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Speaker 3: feel a little bit better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thank you itels good to get that off my shot.

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Speaker 2: All right, see you? Hello, Hi, what's up? You have

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Speaker 2: a dirty little secret? I do have a dirty little secret. Well,

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Speaker 2: let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: So my dirty little secret is that I have signed

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Speaker 3: my husband up for every possible political email, text message,

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Speaker 3: robo calls you can imagine, or something. We got into

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Speaker 3: some dumb fight where he just was not understanding my

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Speaker 3: point of view and these ads came up on the

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Speaker 3: TV and I was like, I know exactly what I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna do, and I just wanted to do something to

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Speaker 3: annoy him.

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Speaker 2: But now it's.

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Speaker 3: It's become a big thing in our house because he's

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Speaker 3: getting a lot of text messages and emails and phone calls.

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Speaker 2: That's funny. This might be the most diabolical dirty little

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Speaker 2: secret we've ever had. It is long lasting, It is

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Speaker 2: subtle and intrusive, genius. I like it. The funny really is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The funny thing about this is is I've heard people

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Speaker 2: do this as revenge to exes. Meanwhile, you're doing it

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Speaker 2: to your husband messages. Better you get to see it

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Speaker 2: happen first, you be like, I don't know why getting

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Speaker 2: all these You're like, I have no idea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he renewed his license last month, and I was like, Babe,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You must have checked a talk something that's funny. Well,

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Speaker 2: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank

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Speaker 2: you guys, have a great day. What's your dirty little secret.