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Speaker 1: my interest. Let's get into a very salty episode of bananas.

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Speaker 2: I still world understand. Would you be if you my

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Speaker 3: Bana Bana.

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Speaker 2: BANAA Guys, guys, non binary pals, Welcome to bananas. I

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Speaker 2: am KERB Browniler.

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Speaker 1: I am banana boy number two Scotti Landers, Thank you

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Speaker 1: for listening to the silliest little podcast ever was We

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Speaker 1: have a wonderful guest today, Kurt. Did you want to

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Speaker 2: I think I do. I think I had a hunch.

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Speaker 2: June seventeenth, I'm in San Diego at the Soda Bar.

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Speaker 2: Come on down, and then just added June twenty third,

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Speaker 2: twenty fourth, twenty fifth, I'm at Comedy on Maine in Madison, Wisconsin,

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Speaker 2: So come on down there, and then, of course Banana

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Speaker 2: Boys will be an Asbery Parks our fourteenth at Brooklyn

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Speaker 2: the Bellhouse. July seventeenth, and then I might just have

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Speaker 2: some dates in August and September for you, Scottie, like

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Speaker 2: Right, let's bring out our guests. Our guest today m

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Speaker 2: M so funny comedian, aest writer. POW's been a writer

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Speaker 2: on Big Mouth, mir Workers, Love, and many more of

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Speaker 2: now on a Swim and HBO Max. Please welcome Mitra Johari. Hello, Mitra.

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Speaker 3: Enthusiastic, flawless, accurate intro.

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Speaker 1: It's really good at intros. You can tell. He's done

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Speaker 1: hot tub intros for sixteen years. She's excellent at intro.

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Speaker 3: It's such a science. I'm really bad at introing. I

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Speaker 2: I peak early in the podcast and then slowly go downwards.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: So that is the intro is the best you're getting

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Speaker 3: You're clear, I have to say, off the bat I

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Speaker 3: told Patrick this, one of the producers produces the podcast. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I didn't know the proper title. But my sister, this

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Speaker 3: is so huge for me. Yes, Nadia, She's always sending

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Speaker 3: is like, I mean, fun for many reasons for me.

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Speaker 3: But also how often do you get to like flex

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Speaker 3: Not like, like, not as often as I would like, Like,

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Speaker 1: Yes, and so Nadia, this whole entire episode is dedicated

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna tell you guys about this woman.

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Speaker 2: So this one comes in. This was sent in by

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Speaker 2: your strange news stories that you find DMAs on Instagram

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Speaker 2: at the Bananas Podcast. So this is from Newsweek. This

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Speaker 2: Where dark book comes from. Woman tries first proper meal

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Speaker 2: Has finally eaten a proper meal after being hypnotized. Zoey Saddler,

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Speaker 2: She scoffed two packs of her favorite potato chips every ead.

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Speaker 2: She has an Apple watch on. It's funny to wear

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Speaker 3: Yes, Oh my god, I was so embarrassed.

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Speaker 3: And I think, actually I deserved it, and it was

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Speaker 1: They're crazy. They're crazy.

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Speaker 3: If something is made of chemicals and only chemicals, I

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Speaker 2: No, I like the one that's one hundred percent palm

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Speaker 1: I always wanted that show too. I've always wont to

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Speaker 3: I feel that way about setups for housewives, like the

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Speaker 3: I also want a two hour I would go. I

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Speaker 2: How many substitutions are involved with each order, the.

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Speaker 1: I think that's possible. That sounds like bonus fosh. Now

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, yes I do.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what plants are native to my area,

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Speaker 1: Okay, so pretty knew that LA has To your point,

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Speaker 1: The Australian bartender. The Australian bartender who found an ATM

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Speaker 1: unavailable at this time. So I transferred two hundred dollars

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00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 1: from my credit account to my savings and it said

438
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 1: transaction canceled, spat out the card. I thought it was odd,

439
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 1: so I tried to get two hundred dollars out of

440
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: my savings account just to see what would happen, and

441
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 1: it gave me the money. So I went to the

442
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 1: bar and kept drinking. So basically it kept canceling transactions,

443
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 1: and after he would do a transfer, it would say

444
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 1: that transfer didn't happen, but the money would show up.

445
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 2: Oh, so he was He was always transferring two hundred

446
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 2: dollars from his checking to his savings. It wouldn't go through,

447
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 2: and then he would take it out of his savings

448
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,359
Speaker 2: anything exactly immediately after.

449
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 1: So he started playing around with it. He went to

450
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: the same ATM. I transferred another two hundred and then

451
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 1: got the money out after it's canceled. Then I did

452
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 1: five hundred. Then I did six hundred, just to see

453
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 1: what would happen. I think it was a combination being

454
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 1: tipsy and board. But I just pushed the envelope and

455
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 1: tried it again and again. It felt like a magic trick.

456
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: I mean, of course it was, of course it did.

457
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 1: But also in the morning, I would have had a

458
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 1: panic attack. I would have woken up and be like,

459
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,360
Speaker 1: if you don't have two hundred dollars in suddenly you've

460
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: taken out two thousand dollars. I would have been like,

461
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: I'm going to jail. This is for me.

462
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 2: This happened to me. This happened to me once in

463
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 2: Brooklyn in two thousand. In two thousand, the year two thousand,

464
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 2: I was sick and I was going to get money

465
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 2: for some reason. I was like staying home that day,

466
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 2: and I tried to take twenty dollars out because that

467
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 2: is the amount that I would only take out. I

468
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 2: would only take all hollurs out at a time.

469
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, smart bees smart.

470
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: It just pumped right. It just gave me five hundred dollars. Oh,

471
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 2: And I just was like I had in my hand

472
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 2: and I was like, uh, I just like took it

473
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 2: home and then I was like, what do I do?

474
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 2: And I immediately bought a Sony like it was before

475
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 2: PlayStation whatever, like the Sony video game system was before that,

476
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 2: and I bought it, which was like four hundred dollars,

477
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 2: and then and one game, and then I just sat

478
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 2: home sick for the rest of the time and played

479
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 2: that game. I think it was Sonic the Hedgehog, so

480
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 2: it must have been Sega. Maybe it was a Segaga Genesis,

481
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,919
Speaker 2: Reega Genesis. I bought a Sega Genesis with it, and

482
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 2: I never got cock. Nothing ever happened. It never came

483
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 2: out of my account. Nothing. It was just magic money

484
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,439
Speaker 2: that existed free of charge.

485
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 1: Fantastic. I love this. Here's where it goes insane. So

486
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 1: the first day, spent two thousand dollars. On the second day,

487
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: he got nervous and transferred four one thousand over to

488
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 1: make sure his balance didn't stay negative. That transfer did

489
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: go through, but then reversed one day later. So basically

490
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: he figured out if he stayed ahead by reversing one

491
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: transfer with another, you could trick the system into thinking

492
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: you had millions. I later went to the bank who

493
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 1: told me my balance was one million dollars, just transferring

494
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: back and forth. It was numbers on a screen going

495
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: back and forth like yo yo's. So Weiz asked, what's

496
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: the first thing you spent the money on? First? I

497
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: gave the missus one thousand dollars into our joint account. Then, uh, the.

498
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 2: First thing I did was give one one hundred of

499
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 2: my money.

500
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 3: A thousand a million dollars. I gave my wife a

501
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 3: thousand dollars. Give me nothing, babe?

502
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 1: Will this shut you up about my giant fraud? Here's

503
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 1: a one thousand dollars, babe in our joint account. Then

504
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: he went to the bar and bought a few rounds

505
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: for everybody, which is very funny to do. Did I

506
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: ever tell the story about when Keifer Sutherland did that?

507
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 1: I did? Didn't I know?

508
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,399
Speaker 2: Oh wait, he walked in, wasted and bought around and

509
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 2: then walked out.

510
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, that happened to me. One time

511
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 1: he dread a frolic room. I asked the bartender once,

512
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 1: who's the best celebrity that comes in here? And he

513
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: goes easily key for Sutherland. And then the next time

514
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 1: I was in there, Porsche pulls up, Keifer stumbles in,

515
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: goes around on me. Boys and then everybody had got

516
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: a drink and cheered, and then he got back out

517
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: and just sped away into the night.

518
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 3: The whole point of having money.

519
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 2: Yes, right, that's so cool.

520
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 3: That is so cool. And you know what, I bet

521
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 3: he's a perfect person in every other way.

522
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,919
Speaker 2: Historically, not problematic in any way, shape or form.

523
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 3: I won't google it.

524
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 1: I don't care. Don't google anybody anymore, don't ever. I

525
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: felt very addictive to them. I'll jump ahead a little bit.

526
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: But a lot of his friends said to me, you

527
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,199
Speaker 1: shouldn't be doing this. I don't want any part of this.

528
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 1: But some of them didn't say that. Most of them

529
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: were like, Okay, you're the kind of guy who likes

530
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 1: to ride this wave. So they were egging me on,

531
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 1: saying like, let's go, We'll go on this ride with you.

532
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: And then basically he started to mentally it was kind

533
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: of like crime and punishment it mentally it started to

534
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: weigh on him too much. Oh interesting, So he never

535
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: contacted the police. I just stopped doing the transfers and

536
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: contacted the bank. Years later, they told me this is

537
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: a police matter, and we can't talk to you. They

538
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: will contact you. You're in a lot of trouble and

539
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: that was it. All I was going to say is

540
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: that I had eighty thousand dollars in a Hilton laundry

541
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: bag and you're welcome to come here and take it.

542
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 1: So he was just printing money at this point.

543
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know Hilton laundry bag. I love

544
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 3: this so specific send a little money, get yourself a

545
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 3: cute little purse, buddy, for what serve it, you're working hard.

546
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: Kate Spade. I thought it was going to get totally reamed,

547
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: but the court so he eventually did turn himself in. Again.

548
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: The court was weird because no one actually understood what

549
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: I had done, not Mud, not the prosecutor, so it

550
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: was very odd. There were so many blank looks. The

551
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: bank provided minimal evidence, so it really was just a

552
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: case of bad Dan. Here's a small whack on the

553
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 1: wrist and that's it. I pleaded guilty, got one year

554
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 1: of prison for one point six million dollars uh and

555
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: allowed but I was allowed out on an eighteen month

556
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: community corrections order. So basically, yeah, whoa worth it?

557
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 3: Love it?

558
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 2: Australia is the land of the free man.

559
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 3: And again, don't look that up.

560
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:53,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't google it. We're just making huge assumptions that

561
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: are probably going to blow up in our face. And

562
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: the last thing he says is the vice interviewer said,

563
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: what has it been like going back to working in

564
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: a bar earning twenty two bucks an hour after being

565
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: an instant millionaire? And Dan said, I learned that face

566
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 1: with temptation, it's easy to lose yourself. I felt like

567
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: Macaulay Coughlan and Home Alone too, like one minute you're hot,

568
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: the other you're not, and the next becomes a bit

569
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: hard to take. There was definitely a hangover time when

570
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: I thought, geez, maybe I should have just gone to

571
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: Spain after all. So I think it kind of regrets

572
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: not doing bigger swings. But he had a really fun

573
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: run fifteen months of just going hard on free money

574
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: with his friends. Pretty amazing.

575
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.

576
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: I love it.

577
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 3: Tho that's ever happened to me? One time, this isn't

578
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 3: this isn't a bit reminded me of this was a

579
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 3: I went to get a sandwich at the bodega near

580
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 3: my place.

581
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: Sounds fo.

582
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 3: It was so fun. I can't recommend it enough. It

583
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 3: was so fucking awesome. And the woman had something was

584
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 3: like wrong with the card reader, so she had to

585
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 3: manually enter my total, which was like eight dollars, which

586
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 3: like I had eight dollars on my account, but I

587
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 3: really didn't have a lot more in that and she

588
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 3: did like a big gasp and started to cry, and

589
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,719
Speaker 3: she was like, really, I just charged you eight hundred

590
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 3: dollars and I was like, oh no, what, how is

591
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 3: that possible? And then we both kind of cried, and

592
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 3: then like we both started laughing because it was so stupid.

593
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: Would you like one hundred more of those sandwiches?

594
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 3: How hungry are you? Girlfriend?

595
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: Do you have eight? So what happens?

596
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 2: How it did it just not go through?

597
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 3: Well, it went through, which was crazy because the money

598
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 3: was not there, and she she refunded the money and

599
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 3: then I got a bunch of free stuff every time

600
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 3: she was in there because she felt so bad for

601
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 3: not long enough though, I think given the turmoil.

602
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, no joke, And that was probably when there was

603
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 2: still like overdraft fees and shit, which is so criminal. Yeah,

604
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 2: that was the worst. That used to screw me over

605
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 2: so much.

606
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, that's the worst. Here, we want the

607
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: money that you don't have. We're going to take more we'n.

608
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 2: Take more of it.

609
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, one time I went to lunch with this woman

610
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 3: and it was like in around that same time, and

611
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 3: I thought it was like a cool meeting where she

612
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 3: was going to buy me lunch, and then it wasn't.

613
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 2: I was.

614
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 3: Like, it was I guess she just thought you were

615
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 3: like hanging out, but I was like, we're not. We're

616
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 3: not We're not hanging out. You're not my friend. And

617
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 3: but I was like, once I realized that that was

618
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 3: what was happening, I sort of like went into the

619
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 3: bathroom to collect myself. I was like, all right, we're

620
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 3: going in the red. That's fine. Like you chose to

621
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 3: come here. You thought you were getting a good free lunch,

622
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 3: but you chose to come here. And I found one

623
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 3: hundred dollars on the floor of the bathroom there. Really

624
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 3: it was, I mean, and you know, probably somebody was

625
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 3: really missing that hundred dollars, but I did not think

626
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 3: about it for one week.

627
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 2: I don't know. I picked that person was using that

628
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 2: to do cocaine. The goddamn pocket.

629
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 3: It was a Crisp pundo And I was like, you

630
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 3: know what, this is as close to divine intervention as

631
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 3: I'm going to get. I'm picking up the hundo. I'm

632
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 3: spending it on the meal end of story. And it

633
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 3: was incredible, right, it's.

634
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: That's a great one.

635
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 2: All you want to them to tease us into a break.

636
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: Here more than anything in my whole life. Wow.

637
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see. Let's see. Here's my question for you, guys.

638
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 2: Uh do you want dolphin news or salmon news? Salmon

639
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 2: salmon news? All right here it is Taiwanese people stuck

640
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 2: with the name salmon after sushi promotion.

641
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: Katie, did we do this one?

642
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 2: We did it the original time when people were naming

643
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 2: themselves salmon, and this is the follow up. This is

644
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 2: the fallout of people naming themselves salmon.

645
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 3: Okay, understand what.

646
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 2: Hey Katie, keep that that that clarification.

647
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Well, we'll be back with some fish.

648
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: Bananasa folks.

649
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 2: We are back with bananas, Scottie anything.

650
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: I got some, Now I got some again, bananamals. We're

651
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: so sorry. We're not doing birthday shout outs anymore, but

652
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: if you send us sort of bananas esque, kind of

653
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: strange and unpredicted, unexpected bananas, we will shout you out.

654
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: For example, Kelsey wants to shout out Danak and Bob

655
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Speaker 1: who are moving to Guam. I've never heard of anybody

656
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: moving to Guam before. I love that. Good luck out there,

657
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: Danak and Bob. I think they have snakes that climb

658
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: fences there or something like that, So good luck. Here's

659
00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: another sort of bananas one. Happy Anti and antiversary to

660
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: Evan from Abbey. They broke up on their third anniversary

661
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: but remain friends, so they're coming up on their antiversary.

662
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: Oh that's great, very mature of them. Good for you too. Uh,

663
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 1: we'll do a couple more. Mallory just wants to shut

664
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: out Tye. He's the kindest person in the world. The

665
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: nice that must be nice. Maybe he laid that hundred

666
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 1: down for you meet your when he saw you getting

667
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: screwed by the manager who should have paid for it.

668
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: And here's two more. Oh one is from the zoo. Kurt.

669
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 2: We got an email today from this zoo, from the

670
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 2: Baltimore Zoo. When we say the zoo, there's only one

671
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 2: the zoo, and it's the.

672
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: Baltimre Zoo, Baltimore's zoo on June twenty fourth, for our

673
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 1: Baltimore ban animals, and we have a lot of them.

674
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: There's event hosted by Kiss Tomorrow. Hello, it's called the

675
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:55,240
Speaker 1: Night Brunch. You can go to the Night Brunch dot

676
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: com and it is an event.

677
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a brunch at night at the Zoo.

678
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking too, is a monkey.

679
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 2: Oh nice. So if it's not a night brunch, the

680
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you. We are, of

681
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 2: course here with Mitra Johari Mitra. So second season of

682
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 2: Three Busy DeBras is out right now. Congratulations. I got

683
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 2: to catch a uh a marathon of the first season

684
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 2: on Adult Swim because I was watching terrestrial TV in

685
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 2: a hotel room and it was kept it on for hours.

686
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 2: It was fantastic.

687
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 3: Thank you.

688
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 2: So tell us about second seasons little tease, give us

689
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,720
Speaker 2: a little teas well.

690
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 3: Second sees us finds us back in lemon Curd with

691
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 3: the Three Busy DeBras.

692
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: Tell us tell people about what the show is in

693
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 2: case they have not even seen Three Busy DeBras.

694
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 3: So Three Busy Deborahs is about three women who are

695
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 3: all named Deborah, and they're very, very busy in their

696
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 3: cul de sac in their imaginary town of lemon Curd, Connectican.

697
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:04,439
Speaker 3: It's not it's just it's anywhere. It's anywhere everywhere, and

698
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 3: they get into they every day they start with brunch

699
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 3: and they get into trouble around their hometown of Lemon Curd. So,

700
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 3: you know, season one saw the naturally occurring atm in

701
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 3: the town that grows out of the ground erupting for

702
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 3: the first time, so kind of topical. Second season, it

703
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 3: was just really exciting. We were like doing a lot

704
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 3: of new jobs for the first time. I ran the

705
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 3: writer's room this season, and Alissa, thank you. It was

706
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 3: very cool. Alyssa like our art department leader liked it.

707
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 3: Basically was like the visual voice of the show. Sandy directed,

708
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,919
Speaker 3: and then we like got to bring back a bunch

709
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 3: of local actors we love from season one and like

710
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 3: friends to be in it and friends to write on it.

711
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 3: And it just felt like I was so proud of

712
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 3: season one, and then I felt like even more excited

713
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 3: out season two. We just learned so much and it's

714
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 3: really just I'm being so serious talking about it, and

715
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 3: it really is just the dumbest thing that's ever.

716
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 2: Been and it also has such a thought out and

717
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 2: beautiful aesthetic to it as well. And it all comes

718
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,280
Speaker 2: from I remember seeing the first short that you guys

719
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 2: did together. And I remember that before you had the

720
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 2: TV show. I loved it so much, thank you, And

721
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 2: I remember just sharing and telling everybody they had to

722
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 2: watch it. Where when you guys shot that? Who? Like

723
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 2: so who directed it? Like how did that all come

724
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 2: together to have it be so because for people who

725
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 2: haven't seen it, it's it's incredible. It's all white. Everything

726
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 2: is white, everything is very stylized. It's in this like

727
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 2: almost white psych world.

728
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: Range, Stepford wife world. Yes way, yeah.

729
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, where did that all come from?

730
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:53,359
Speaker 3: I mean when we first started working together, we accidentally

731
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 3: we did we did like an improv jam thing at

732
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 3: UCB East and we all accidentally named every character Debra.

733
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 3: And we were talking about how busy we all were

734
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 3: and that was the first night we ever met, and

735
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 3: or like that, we all three hung out as a

736
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 3: group and then we got asked to do this like

737
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 3: ten minute play at the Annoyance Theater in New York

738
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 3: which is now closed rest in peace. But we we

739
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 3: were trying to write something else and then we just

740
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 3: kept being like, oh so fun being those like horrible

741
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 3: little women and what if we wrote wrote it down?

742
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:27,240
Speaker 3: And then yeah, it was like The simplicity of the

743
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 3: shore is mostly just because there was no money to

744
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 3: make it, but we were like we wanted to still

745
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 3: feel super stylized, so you know, like Sandy made sugar Glass.

746
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:39,280
Speaker 3: Like we all like it was all very like Sandy Glass.

747
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 3: I think, so there was, like I think there was,

748
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 3: if I remember remembering, it might have even it might

749
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,280
Speaker 3: have been Alyssa though, So don't.

750
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 2: Come from you were you guys were just eating broken glass, right,

751
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 2: very nice, fine, fine white china.

752
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, so rotten of me to forget a

753
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 3: prop that was made seven years ago, but it was

754
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 3: definitely not me that made it. And then yeah, making

755
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 3: the we did for like an hour long play that

756
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 3: ran for a long time, and then adapting it to

757
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 3: TV was so exciting because like we had never had

758
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 3: a budget like that before, and like, yeah, you know,

759
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 3: we knew we wanted a room that was all white,

760
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 3: but like filling it in with all of these like

761
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 3: you know, white and cream and gray and like light

762
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 3: yellow and all this stuff. Like watching our production designer

763
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 3: work to make this space it felt like what we

764
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 3: made in those videos, but was like such a like

765
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 3: intensely elevated version of it, but still felt true to

766
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 3: the play that was very bare bones by necessity was

767
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 3: really cool, like everybody in Seattle where we shoot it,

768
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 3: like so got it and was so funny and like

769
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 3: added so much comedy to it and like that. It

770
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 3: was just like the most fun of it was like

771
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 3: doing show and tells with like every department and being like,

772
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 3: oh my god, this is like you read the script

773
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 3: and then.

774
00:39:55,960 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 2: This is what you did, especially because then you realize like, oh,

775
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 2: there's all these artists on you know, like everybody is

776
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 2: an artist if you allow them to have the freedom

777
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 2: to like actually use their mind to make something better.

778
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 3: Yes, And that's why the second season was so much

779
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 3: fun because when we first did when he did the

780
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 3: first season, we're meeting all of those people for the

781
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 3: first time. So it was like, obviously, this amazing pleasant surprise,

782
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 3: and we knew that everybody was so talented, but like

783
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 3: never you just never know how people are going to

784
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 3: react to what's in front of them. And then everybody

785
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 3: was so awesome. So the second season we were like, Okay,

786
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 3: we know we have this amazing crew. Let's just give

787
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,959
Speaker 3: them this and see what they do with it because

788
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 3: it'll be awesome. And same with the cast in Seattle,

789
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 3: Like there's this amazing local theater scene that we had

790
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 3: no idea about because we had never been to Seattle

791
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 3: before and we got to, especially in the second season

792
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 3: because of COVID shutting down so many productions, which is sad,

793
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 3: but for us, it meant that we got to work

794
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,720
Speaker 3: with like all these people that were like Broadway actors

795
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 3: and like you know, fly them into the sky just

796
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 3: does a cockney woman or whatever. There's this amazing actress

797
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 3: named Anne Allgood who like is legit a former Broadway

798
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,919
Speaker 3: actor and is like the star of the Seattle theater scene.

799
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 3: And she plays a cockney woman in the first episode

800
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 3: of the second season, and she's just talking about how

801
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 3: she wants to eat me cookie the whole time, and

802
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 3: she was like approaching it with such like joy and

803
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 3: entire I can't believe that we are She's just shooting

804
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:23,439
Speaker 3: her up on a rig.

805
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 2: She wants to keep saying, I want to eat me cookie.

806
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 3: Well, there's a milk shortage in town, and she's really concerned.

807
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 3: Her big line is, how am I supposed to eat

808
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 3: me cookie?

809
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: Peo. People are losing their shit because there's no milk.

810
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: They're hoarding it. It's wonderful. It's like Fury Road. Well, congratulations,

811
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: so hard to get anything on the air, let alone

812
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: now a season, let it alone to get two seasons,

813
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: so congratulations.

814
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 3: Thank you.

815
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: You can watch the whole both seasons in on Adult

816
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: Swim or HBO Max streaming, which is why would you

817
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 1: and you can binge it because they're like twelve minute episodes.

818
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: You can binge both seasons in under two hours, so.

819
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 3: I know it isn't a crazya spent so much time

820
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 3: making something and be like two hours.

821
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 2: Huh that ruined my life.

822
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: For a little while.

823
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 3: Wow, definitely eight up years of my precious time on

824
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:11,399
Speaker 3: planet Earth.

825
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: Are we doing some salmon named kurdy.

826
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 2: B here it is? Yes, Taiwanese people stuck with name

827
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 2: salmon after sushi promotion. This is in the Guardian. This

828
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 2: was written by Helen Davidson and Chi Huin Lin in Taipei.

829
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 2: Here it does. Taiwanese parliamentarians have debated changing legal limits

830
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 2: on name changes after some of the hundreds of people

831
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 2: who legally altered their name to salmon in return for

832
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 2: free sushi reportedly became stuck with it. As we have

833
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 2: covered before in March twenty twenty one restaurant changed Shushiu

834
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 2: ran a promotion offering free all you can eat sushi

835
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 2: for a whole table to anyone with the Chinese character

836
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 2: for salmon, we you in their name, and what was

837
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:58,240
Speaker 2: later dubbed salmon Chaos. Three hundred and thirty one people

838
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 2: took her, paying a nominal administration fee to legally call

839
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 2: themselves names including Salmon Dream and Dancing Salmon. At the time,

840
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 2: the government was critical of the promotion, asking people to

841
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 2: be rational and complaining that the stunt created pointless extra

842
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 2: work for Taiwan's paperwork heavy bureaucracy. Some participants built social

843
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 2: media followings off the international media attention, while others ran

844
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 2: small businesses, taking friends to the restaurants for a.

845
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 3: Face so like free salmon for life, or a free sushi.

846
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 2: For life, or free sushi for like the period of

847
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 2: the that that was running, but you could go in

848
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 2: as many times as you wanted, and it's your whole

849
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 2: table is free salmon, is free sushi. Three salmon, sorry

850
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 2: here it is once the two day promotion ended. Two days, yeah, two.

851
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 1: Days free Salmon's free salmon.

852
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,439
Speaker 2: Most returned to their normal names, but more than one

853
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 2: year on have some some have hit a roadblock. The

854
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 2: government only allows people to change their name three times,

855
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 2: So apparently changing your name multiple times in Taiwan is

856
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 2: pretty common.

857
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: I get pretty cool too.

858
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. On Thursday, legislators in Taiwan's National Parliament debated proposed

859
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 2: amendments to the name's Ordinance Well well well, with members

860
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 2: for both the government and opposition parties calling for changes

861
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 2: to help those stuck as Salmon's or to prevent another

862
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 2: Salmon chaos quote after the Sam and Chaos incidents. Some

863
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 2: people had already changed their name three times and now

864
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 2: have no way to change them back that New Power

865
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 2: Party legislator she said Chichi, suggesting other measures included fee

866
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 2: changes and cooling off periods other legislatures. Legislators from both

867
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 2: the governing Democraty Democratic Party Progress Party and main opposition

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00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 2: Kaumintang called for it to be made more difficult. Wow,

869
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 2: they're trying to make it more difficult. Our trust in

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Speaker 2: civic rationality is too low, said legislator Kwan Beeah, opposing

871
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 2: an increase an increase to restrictions as an intrusion into

872
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:07,280
Speaker 2: people's daily lives. On Taiwanese social media, residents We're scathing

873
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 2: of debates, say adults should be more responsible, and this

874
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 2: was waste, a waste of the legislature's time. How can

875
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: we amend the law for all those who sell their

876
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 2: personality for the sake of benefits? Said one comment. Be

877
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 2: responsible for your own life, Salmon's be responsible for your

878
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,959
Speaker 2: own life, Salmons. And that is how that ends.

879
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 3: I'm always saying that.

880
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 2: It's a classic as a tattoo across my chest. Be

881
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 2: responsible for your life, Salmons.

882
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 3: That's what I say to the Atlantic salmon in my

883
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 3: freezer right now.

884
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:43,959
Speaker 1: Try.

885
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 2: Have I talked on the podcast yet about my tattoo idea?

886
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 3: What?

887
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: Nope?

888
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: Oh so I want to get a tattoo that says

889
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 2: this is temporary on my arms. I did talk about it, Okay,

890
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 2: So if there's anyone in Los Angeles who is a

891
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 2: tattoo artist, I think I'm gonna do it. This will

892
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 2: be my only tattoo.

893
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 3: I think someone in LA is probably a tattoo artist.

894
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot.

895
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if there are any tattoo artists in

896
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 2: Los Angeles County. I know it's rare.

897
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a tattoo artists on my soccer team.

898
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 2: You've got in touch with me, dm us and let's

899
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: do it. Let's do it. I want to do it.

900
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 2: This is temporary. Where do you want it on my

901
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 2: arm so I can read it?

902
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 3: I love that.

903
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did talk about that. I think we did

904
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,439
Speaker 1: talk about in the pott If not, we talked about

905
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 1: it driving to our Vancouver show and we were like, yeah,

906
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: and that you could even have the temporary fading away.

907
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: You could say this is temporary, so it does you know,

908
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: it's a reminder to live every day to the banana's fullest.

909
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 3: I get poetic.

910
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: That's great. We brought that story up because Karen Kilgaroff,

911
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 1: one of our benevolent overlords, has a salmon tattoo, and

912
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: she told that story on our one year banana aniversary.

913
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: I think, which is.

914
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 2: Fat just right. She does have a salmon tattoo.

915
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 3: I love that also.

916
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: I love a tattoo.

917
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 3: I love a tattoo.

918
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: Have any tattoos.

919
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 3: I have a big floral tattoo on my arm.

920
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 2: Wear on your arm, IM like the forearm.

921
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 3: Kind of on the back of the audio audio medium.

922
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 3: Everyone's gonna love this.

923
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: And now Mitra is pulling her arm out from her

924
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: no beautiful.

925
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 3: That's really nice, thank you, But I want my whole, like, uh,

926
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:37,919
Speaker 3: upper arm. So it's the start of a nice, a big,

927
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 3: a big thing, perfect for my industry.

928
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 2: My friend recommended to her to not get her first

929
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 2: tattoo somewhere where she looks every day.

930
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 3: Oh.

931
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 2: Interesting, So that's not somewhere you look every.

932
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: Day on your forehead, right, We're not on my you know.

933
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 2: I wanted to get on my forearm facing me, so

934
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,760
Speaker 2: it would be somewhere that I look all the time,

935
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:04,240
Speaker 2: and her suggestion was against that. What are your thoughts,

936
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 2: I think.

937
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 3: That's I don't know. I mean, I like, I don't

938
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 3: feel strongly about that. I think that's kind of interesting advice, though,

939
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 3: because I do think I would probably be looking at

940
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 3: it obsessively if it was on the front of my arm.

941
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 3: So I think it's smart because I was kind of

942
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 3: monitoring it obsessively after I got it, being like, is

943
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 3: this like, am I rotting? And so I think in

944
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 3: the immediate aftermath, it's pretty nice to not be able

945
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 3: to see it.

946
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 2: Hopefully I haven't talked about that on the pod before,

947
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 2: because there's a like, at this point, I don't know

948
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 2: what we've talked about and what we haven't talked about.

949
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we've done so many episodes. Hey, it's gonna happen,

950
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: deal with it.

951
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 3: But also it's progress. Now you're making the moves to

952
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 3: make it happen, and the listeners will be so happy

953
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 3: to hear that.

954
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty great. I love that tattoo. It's funny too,

955
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: because that is I think you're going to open the damn.

956
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: It seems like you get one and then you just

957
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 1: start getting more. It seems like one is the breaking

958
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: the seal, and then it's like here comes the flood.

959
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:06,919
Speaker 2: Interesting, Well, we'll see.

960
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 1: That's what I've been told.

961
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 3: I feel that way. It didn't really because I had

962
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 3: wanted one for so long and I've always wanted my

963
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 3: whole upper half of my arm tattooed, and I was like,

964
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 3: I'll do this chunk, and you know, then if I

965
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 3: don't like it, I can stop there. And it's like

966
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 3: not at all. I can't wait to get back in

967
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:23,919
Speaker 3: that chair.

968
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,800
Speaker 1: That's how it goes.

969
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,760
Speaker 2: Scott, he send us home with one.

970
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: I'll send us with a short one that I found

971
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: while doing something that I still do on occasion, which

972
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: is just going to Wikipedia and just search for random

973
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: word combinations. I love that, so I'm going to tell

974
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: you too about Staff Sergeant Reckless.

975
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 2: Oh okay.

976
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: Staff Sergeant Reckless was a decorated war horse who held

977
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: the official rank. Who held an official rank in the

978
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: United States military. She was a mayor of Mongolian horse

979
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: breeding and was purchased in nineteen fifty ffty two for

980
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars from a Korean stable boy

981
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: in soul at a racetrack so that that boy could

982
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: buy an artificial leg for his sister. So already, bananas,

983
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: start to staff Sergeant Reckless.

984
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 2: Okay, that's where he was sold. He was sold by

985
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: the boy to buy artificial leg for his sister.

986
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 3: Grimm's fairy tale.

987
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's right. Reckless was bought by members of

988
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: the United States Marine Corps, who trained her to be

989
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 1: a pack horse for the Recoilist Rifle Platoon, which was

990
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: an anti tank company. She quickly became part of the unit.

991
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:39,280
Speaker 1: Was allowed to roam freely through the camp, entering marine's

992
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: tents whenever she wanted. She would sleep with them on

993
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: cold nights. She was also known for her willingness to

994
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 1: eat nearly anything entirely. What year this year is this

995
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: nineteen fifty two? Okay, that makes a little more sense.

996
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 1: She quickly became part of the unit, slept in their

997
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: tents with them, and was known for her willingness to

998
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 1: eat nearly anything, including an entire tray of scramble eggs, beer,

999
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: Coca cola, and once thirty dollars worth of poker chips.

1000
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 2: Oh and the animal was also known as explosive diarrhea.

1001
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: That's the reckless part staff surgeent Reckless served in numerous

1002
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: combat actions during the Korean War, carrying supplies and ammunition,

1003
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:22,240
Speaker 1: and was used to evacuate the wounded, learning each supply

1004
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: route after only a couple trips. She often traveled to

1005
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: deliver supplies by herself without any handlers, and the highlight

1006
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 1: of her nine month military career came on March nineteen

1007
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 1: fifty three during the Battle of out Post, Vegas, when

1008
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 1: in a single day she made fifty one solo trips

1009
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 1: to resupply multiple frontline units and was wounded in combat twice.

1010
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: She was given the battlefield this is a horse of

1011
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 1: talking about, was given the battlefield rank of corporal and

1012
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: then promoted to sergeant in nineteen fifty seven. After several

1013
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 1: months the war finally ended. She became the first horse

1014
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: in the Marine Corps known to have participated in an

1015
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: amphibious life. So just imagine a horse running off a

1016
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:06,760
Speaker 1: boat through the ocean onto the shore. The fall. After

1017
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: the war, Staff Sergeant Reckless was awarded two Purple Hearts,

1018
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: a Marine Corps Good Conduct Medal, and was included with

1019
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: the Presidential Unit Citation from two different countries as well.

1020
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 3: Those awards.

1021
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: She ain't THEMN awards, y'all, ain't shit. Her wartime service

1022
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: record was featured in the Saturday Evening Post, and Life

1023
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: magazine recognized her as one of what America's one hundred

1024
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: all time war heroes.

1025
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 2: Was going to be one hundred best animals.

1026
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, not coolest horses.

1027
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 3: She graced this inaugural Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

1028
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: Honestly, now we are talking with American pharaoh in a bikini.

1029
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:56,440
Speaker 1: I'm laughing out.

1030
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 2: America turned on her when she posed for Playboy.

1031
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 1: She needed the money. She was made many television appearances

1032
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: and was a part of the United States Marine Corps

1033
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: Birthday Ball. I mean, this horse really lived a life.

1034
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: Then she gave birth to four foals at Camp Pendleton

1035
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: and the statue of her has been dedicated, so I

1036
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: gotta go see this. It's a Quantico Virginia. On July

1037
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: twenty sixth, twenty thirteen, the National Museum of the Marine Corps,

1038
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 1: they made a statue for staff Sergeant Reckless. So if

1039
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 1: anybody lives nearby, go take a pick. Ban animals in

1040
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: the wild. We love when you go do stuff.

1041
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 2: This will be the only statue that doesn't have someone

1042
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 2: sitting on top of the horse. It's just a horse

1043
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 2: by itself, just a food on horse.

1044
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 1: Eating scrambled eggs and poker chips. So anyways, Banana of

1045
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: the Week goes to step Sergeant Reckless, a war horse

1046
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 1: and hero amen.

1047
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 2: Ah and equally a hero in our hearts and minds.

1048
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 2: Mitra Johari, thank you for joining us.

1049
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 3: Our favorite horse.

1050
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:09,879
Speaker 2: Uh anything other than three busy DeBras.

1051
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 3: Oh, my sister Nadia and my brother Aria, who this

1052
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 3: is not his favorite podcast, but I just feel like

1053
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 3: I have to reference him to. I'm also younger.

1054
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,439
Speaker 2: He's theist, so you're eldest, I say, mm.

1055
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 3: Hmm, but I just really want to plug my brother

1056
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 3: and sister.

1057
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 1: I love that nobody's done that yet. We've done one

1058
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,240
Speaker 1: hundred plus episodes. Nobody's giving a flying fart about their siblings,

1059
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: So good for you.

1060
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 3: Horses love their siblings, and that is a.

1061
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: Fact, right, Nadia, This episode was for you.

1062
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 2: Thank you Nadia for listening. Mitra, thank you for being here.

1063
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 2: Everyone go watch three Busy DeBras right now in HBO.

1064
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 2: Max Bye Bu.

1065
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1066
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1067
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: The catchy banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

1068
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

1069
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

1070
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

1071
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.