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Speaker 1: up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. But

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Speaker 1: I'm going to begin here with the story I have

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Speaker 1: told before. Longtime listeners will have heard me. We'll have

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Speaker 1: heard me tell this story a couple times. But something

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Speaker 1: real game how power works. Let's talk about it. Today,

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Speaker 1: Josh Holly came out. Senator Josh Holly of Missouri, who

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Speaker 1: out and supported John Cornyan for the Leader of the Senate,

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Speaker 1: Not perfect, course, none of them are. But people woke

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Speaker 1: because people, now, especially you who listens to this show,

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Speaker 1: we're in a desperate situation. There are three people running, Cornyn, Thoon,

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Speaker 1: on that. Senator John Thune, the number two Senate Republican,

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Speaker 1: Josh Holly support John Cornyan. You're going to ask that

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Speaker 1: In fact, he's probably gonna come in third. Jesse. Why

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Speaker 1: He supported Bernie Sanders, he was vocally anti Trump for

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Speaker 1: the longest time. The reason you quote don't have Joe

428
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: Rogan anymore, as you rabbit animals, couldn't stop yourself from

429
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Speaker 1: your demonic impulses, and you pushed him over into Donald

430
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,959
Speaker 1: Trump's camp. You're the reason you don't have Joe Rogan.

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Speaker 1: But they can't see it. They can't see it, all right.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think I was ever going to say this,

433
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Speaker 1: but I believe I possibly I possibly sexually harassed somebody

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Speaker 1: by accident today, and I will explain exactly what I

435
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: mean by that in a moment. Does this somebody need

436
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: to purchase a burn A Pistol launcher? It probably? I

437
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: just got this email, Jesse. I was at my family

438
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: reunion and my wife's burn A Pistol Launcher Lee edition arrived.

439
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: I quickly tried to coax my cousins to let me

440
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Speaker 1: shoot one of them so we could test it. I

441
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: didn't get any takers. I finally handed it to one

442
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Speaker 1: of them and said I would do it. Oh, no, don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to read the rest of this.

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00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: At forty five feet it proved to be accurate, striking

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Speaker 1: me below my left shoulder blade. It put a hole

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00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: in the vest I was wearing, and I attached a picture.

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00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: Oh he did of the wound it left. Tell your

448
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: listeners they don't need to test it. I did. It

449
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: will stop a threat. His name is Lyle. Please do

450
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 1: not test the burn a pistol launcher on yourself. Please

451
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: the thing. It will hurt your clothes, It will hurt

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00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 1: you badly. It will not kill you, by the grace

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Speaker 1: of God. But it is designed to stop a threat.

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00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: It's non lethal pepper balls or tear gas balls or

455
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: kinetic rounds. It will stop a very bad man so

456
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 1: you can escape. And it's legal in all fifty states.

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00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: You don't need a permit, you don't need a background check.

458
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 1: Save your life or the life of someone you love.

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Speaker 1: Get him a burn a Pistol launcher. They have great

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Speaker 1: products for women. B y Rna Berna dot com. Slash

461
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 1: Jesse my harassment story. Next it is the Jesse Kelly

462
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 1: Show on a Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday, and yes,

463
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: the questions are about to begin. I just have to

464
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: tell you the story about me. I believe I inadvertently

465
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 1: sexually harassed somebody today and it wasn't what I wanted.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just going to lay out exactly exactly what happened. First,

467
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: a little background. Longtime listeners of the show will know

468
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: this to be true. I have what my wife calls

469
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 1: an unhealthy obsession with food. I do. It's not healthy.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to be like me. Food affects my

471
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Speaker 1: mood a great deal. If I have a great meal,

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Speaker 1: I will be in a good mood for hours, and

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00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: if I have a bad one, it will drag me

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Speaker 1: down for hours. It's ridiculous, ridiculous and childish. It's terrible.

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Speaker 1: I know I am obsessed with food. My father rest

476
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Speaker 1: in peace. I got it from him. He could tell

477
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Speaker 1: you when he was alive, every town he's ever been in,

478
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Speaker 1: he could tell you the restaurant he went to and

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00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: what he ate if it was good. He could You

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Speaker 1: could ask my dad, Hey, Dad, when's the last time

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Speaker 1: you went to Boise?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I went to Boise and I went down to Tina's

484
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Speaker 1: diner shop and you got to get the chicken Fried's sake.

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Speaker 1: That's how he was, and so that's how I got it,

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00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: and I inherited it. Honestly, it was just was it.

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00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: Last week my wife and I decided to get out

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Speaker 1: of the house have a little date night. The World

489
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: series was on, and we went to a place where

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Speaker 1: we could sit at the bar. And we sat at

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Speaker 1: the bar like a couple of teenagers. We were watching

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Speaker 1: the game, just eating. You're having a good time. And

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Speaker 1: dude beside me gets this pepperoni jalapeno flatbread that looked dynamite,

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Speaker 1: and Aurey looks over at me because she was in

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Speaker 1: between me and him, and she said, please tell me

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Speaker 1: you're not eyeballing his food. And I got so that's

497
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Speaker 1: how it is. She said, stop eyeballing everyone's food. I'll

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Speaker 1: talk to people about their food. So that's how I

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Speaker 1: get about food. Now today Carol Roth, you know Carol Roth,

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Speaker 1: she's coming on. I was recording a segment with her

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Speaker 1: for my TV show. I have a TV show every

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Speaker 1: night on the first TV. And how it works is

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00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there in the chair, I'm doing my monologue,

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00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: and then when it's time to interview them, the producers

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00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: and all these people dial them up, and there's a

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Speaker 1: little monitor in front of me, so I can see

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Speaker 1: when she's been hooked in, but oftentimes I'm not looking

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Speaker 1: at it. In fact, while they were dialing up Carol Roth,

509
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Speaker 1: I was getting hungry. We were about done recording. I

510
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: was going to order some food for me and Chris

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Speaker 1: and Corey, and so I pull up my phone. I'm

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Speaker 1: looking down right, if you're looking at the simulcast, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking down just like I am. Now. I'm looking down

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Speaker 1: at my phone, so I'm not looking at the monitor

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00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: while the producers are dialing up Carol Roth. And I'm

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Speaker 1: looking and I see this taco place and I click

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Speaker 1: on it. It's a new taco place, so I'm ooh boom,

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Speaker 1: and I click on it. And the first thing I

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00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: see is this big, meaty, cheesy looking burrito thing of

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Speaker 1: some kind, and it had some kind of sauce slash

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Speaker 1: salsak pouring out of the top of it. I'm staring

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00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: down at my phone, and remember, everyone can hear me.

523
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: The producers can hear me if the guest is wired,

524
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Speaker 1: and they can hear me. By now, I'm staring down

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Speaker 1: at my phone, and I said, oh, hello, beautiful Carol

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Speaker 1: Roth had been on the line for like twenty seconds

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Speaker 1: by now, just waiting for me to say something to

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Speaker 1: do with calms chick. Now, by the grace of God,

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Speaker 1: Carol one knows me. She's a personal friend, and two

530
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: she can see me on the monitor. She knew I

531
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Speaker 1: was looking down at my phone talking to something whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: And that's when the producer was Matt, my TV producer.

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Speaker 1: Matt said, Hey, Jesse, Carol's on the line. I hope

534
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Speaker 1: she doesn't think you were talking to her. And I'm like, oh, hi, Carol, Sorry,

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00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: it was the tacos. I swear it was the tacos.

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00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, absolutely sexually harassed Carol Roth today by accident,

537
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: and that might be a lawsuit. Chris, What what Chris?

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00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,479
Speaker 1: If you could have seen this, Oh my gosh, this

539
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: food looked really really good. Really, what you mean why

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Speaker 1: didn't we get that? Well, here's why. I was in

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a hurry, and I knew you

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00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: were going to be high maintenance about it in some way,

543
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: and I knew we'd have Corey chiming in. I can't

544
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Speaker 1: have any onions in mine, and it was just gonna

545
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 1: like it was YouTube, We're gonna ruin it. You two

546
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,719
Speaker 1: are the reason we didn't get that. You two are

547
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: the reason we didn't get nice things. I was getting

548
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: ready to dive in, but because of both of you,

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00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: that's the reason we didn't so own it. If you're

550
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: looking for who to blame. I've got a mirror right

551
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: over there in my office. That's where you need to

552
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: go find it. Now, before we get back into the

553
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse questions, I should say into the ask

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00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse questions, because we actually haven't answered any of

555
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: those yet. That's going to be my fault. Let's talk

556
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: about your dog really quickly. Your dog dies too early.

557
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: Our dogs here in America die before they should. They

558
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: die because they never get nutrition. We give them dog

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00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: food their whole lives, and then they die at ten

560
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: years old, and we look around wondering why there's no

561
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: nutrition in dog food. It's dead. They kill everything in

562
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: it at the factory. They have to spray it down

563
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: with lard to even get your dog to eat it.

564
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: Otherwise it's so dead even dogs won't eat it. Start

565
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: sprinkling rough Greens on it, and your dog will live

566
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Speaker 1: healthier and longer. Rough Greens is an all natural nutritional

567
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Speaker 1: supplement that has everything your dog needs. It doesn't matter

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Speaker 1: how big your dog is. Oh and it's for cats, well,

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Speaker 1: I should say they have a cat version of it.

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Speaker 1: They have a cat blend, they have a dog blend.

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Speaker 1: They have dog chews, very healthy chews. A lot of

572
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: those chewy things you buy your dog, they're full of

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Speaker 1: a bunch of garbage. You don't want your dog to have.

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Speaker 1: Rough Greens free jumpstart trial bags are available at eight

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Speaker 1: three three three three My Dog, or you can go

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Speaker 1: to Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse. All right, let's do

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Speaker 1: some questions, shall wese? Little hands? Kelly not nice as

578
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: an oracle? Have you ever laid awake at night and

579
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: wondered what your life would have been like today if

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Speaker 1: you had won a race and became a politician. Would

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00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: you be the same dude you are today? Well, I

582
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: have wondered, you know, you wonder which way it would go.

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Speaker 1: But I will tell you. I'll tell you this. My

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Speaker 1: faith leaves me without regrets when it comes to that stuff.

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Speaker 1: The things I regret in life are the things that

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00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: I have done wrong. And I've done many, many, many

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Speaker 1: things wrong that I wish I could take back things.

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00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: I'm responsible for things that I did wrong. But I

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00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: don't have regrets about horrible, horrible things I've gone through,

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Speaker 1: or even bad things that have happened, or or losing

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00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: congressional races. I'm losing my father right. I don't. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't have this this feeling of regret about it.

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00:34:56,080 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: I'm sad and I miss him a lot, but I

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00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: trust that that's what God wanted. I lost a congressional race,

595
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 1: and I wasn't supposed to win a congressional race, and

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00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: I have no idea what I was maybe protected from.

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00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: Maybe I would have gotten corrupted. I don't know, how

598
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: do I know. I'm a flawed man. Maybe I would

599
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: have got bribed. Maybe some little dime intern would have

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00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: started batting her eyes at me, and I've blown up

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Speaker 1: my personal life. Maybe forget about me. Maybe I would

602
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: have done something wrong to someone else. Maybe i'd been

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Speaker 1: Maybe if I had been elected, it would have denied

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00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 1: someone else of something they needed for me at another time.

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00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 1: Maybe it was about my sons. You know, it was

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00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: tough being in Congress with young kids, and I love

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00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: being there for my boys and everything they do. I

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00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: would no, I really don't. Obviously I had wished i'd

609
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Speaker 1: won at the time bad I was running for the

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00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: right reasons, and it hurt, but I don't question it.

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00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: That's the way life goes. That's the way life goes,

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00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: and that's the way we're supposed to go, all right,

613
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: what can we actually expect over the next four years,

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Speaker 1: What should we expect, what's not reasonable, what is let's

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Speaker 1: talk about that next