WEBVTT - "The Freeloading Expert" with Ayo Edebiri 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.560 Forever. 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:07.960 Hi guys, Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome to the Indificial Expert Podcast, 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:10.319 where we don't get drumb about what you thought you knew. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:13.200 Oh look at that. I like that little you know. 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:15.760 I got sunglasses on in the stew. Okay, so you 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:18.400 you somebody thank you this big time. This is my 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:21.360 Howard Stern persona right now. Yeah, I don't. 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:23.239 I'm wearing glasses because I don't want to look you 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:24.960 in your eyes and take away your soul. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:29.560 You know, that's how satanic introduction was that. That's how 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:32.080 I feel right now. Hot, since you know I'm a Christian? 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:34.080 Why are you hot? Somebody? Somebody touched her butt on 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:34.400 the train. 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:37.000 No, you know, this was a this is a weird week. 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:39.960 I was going through a lot this week, were you. Yeah, 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:41.560 I feel like I saw you a couple of times 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:44.120 this week. Yeah, but we was at Carolines, and you 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:45.680 know I was upset after. 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:47.680 Can we talk about what happened at Caroline? Oh? 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:47.600 Ye? 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:49.480 Can we name some names? Yeah, of course. 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:53.000 So Louis c k dropped in and Sidney was supposed 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:55.720 to get on stage, and like when when a comic 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.840 that has credits a famous comedian comes into a club 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.920 everybody else who thought they were going up has to wait. Yeah, 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:05.560 And so he came out and somebody said, oh wait. 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:08.520 The why was really upset is that another comedian had 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:10.720 switched with me. He said he had to go and 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:12.880 he needed to go first, and I was originally first, 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:14.920 and then he put me all the way towards the end, right, 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:19.760 So I was upset because he stuck around to watch 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:20.560 Louis c K. 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:22.840 And I was like, I thought you had things to do, 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:24.440 and he was like, I'm not gonna leave. Louis c 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:25.280 K's here, and I. 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:29.160 Was like, that's what all the women said about him. Also, yeah, 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:30.720 they couldn't leave because Louis. 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:33.319 C K was there. Damn, you don't do that. Okay, 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:36.480 that's the notes. Wow Jesus. 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:39.800 Anyway, he came out and he was He had a 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:42.039 joke where he talked about his penis, and I was like, 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:44.840 I feel like only a white man in America in 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:47.360 twenty eighteen can get accused of what he got accused 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:49.400 of and then get on stage and talk about his dick. 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:50.120 Yeah. 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:53.600 I was like, that's that's like the right climate for this. 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:58.000 But they were here for it. I mean like they enjoyed. 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:00.480 Him will cho as crazy is that we just had 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.960 that hearing with doctor Ford and everything, and it's just like, 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.120 this is not the week to do this. You should 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:09.520 just still take a seat and be in your attic 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:14.919 or your basement and chilled. Can you just be on ice? Yeah, 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:17.639 Like we don't need your opinion or your jokes right now. 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:18.560 They not that good. 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:20.399 They not that good. 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:24.400 Like what made me so upset was that everybody in 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.000 the room was key key king at this man, and 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:29.720 I was like, dude, there was another comic who was 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:33.440 funnier than him before well actually actually. 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:41.000 Yes, and then one after that was. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.639 He was a professional gross ass comedian and people enjoyed him. 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:48.519 Somebody said that because there was one person that was 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:52.239 clapping longer than everybody else, and that person apparently was 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:55.720 standing like gave him a standing ovation by himself. Just 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:59.040 one person in this comedy club decided they were going 0:02:59.080 --> 0:02:59.960 to stand and. 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:01.799 Salute this dude like he was a vent. 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:04.120 Yeah, And so after he got off, it's the it's 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.079 a little hard for other comedians to go up and 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:09.560 do their thing because the the audience was already like. 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:12.040 They're already nut next they already nutted. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.359 They were like well I came and I can leave 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:15.960 now or I'm just not going to give people the 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:18.720 energy that they deserve. And that's exactly what was happening, 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:22.040 Like they were just so lukewarm, and it's like, dude, 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:25.960 this guy Louis didn't even do his job. Those were 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.040 it was his open mic, pretty right. He had a 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:29.400 piece of paper and he was reading off. 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:31.880 He was talking about you know whatever I popped into 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.040 his head on the train today or whatever. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:39.240 And so I got online and uh, the person you 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:42.560 blasted somebody. I blasted the person because I called him 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:46.160 a dick rider. And obviously that's a triggering word for men, 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:48.480 because men were all in my dms like well, why 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:49.240 is he a dick writer? 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:50.520 And it's like I'm. 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:54.880 Because let me see what the what the post is 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:55.840 doing on Facebook. 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:59.000 Well, I've been out after the post and people came 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:00.720 up to me, thank you, thank you so much for 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:01.200 writing that. 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:03.600 Thank you think we appreciate you. And I was like, 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.320 they're giving you standing ovations, like you're a vent. 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:08.600 Yeah yeah, yeah, but it's just like you don't need 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:12.120 to watch this. I was stuck in the room watching 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:16.520 him because the dressing room was being occupied by somebody else. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:19.600 Otherwise I wouldn't have watched his set, But I was like, 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:24.120 why are we giving him the attention that he obviously 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:27.279 is here for. If everybody turned his back while he 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:29.360 was doing his jokes, he would be like, oh, I'm 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:32.159 not wanted here. I'm not wanted at all, and I 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:33.240 probably wouldn't do this. 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:37.159 Okay, well, let's read the follow up post that Sidney 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:37.560 put on. 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:42.120 I missed this. It's like seventy nine comments. 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:45.559 Okay, Sidney said, half, y'all comedians would barely sit around 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.599 to watch your own friends do a set, but y'all 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.120 stayed to watch Luis c k trash. 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:51.080 It's dick writing. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.080 It's oh, he's one of the greats, so fucking what 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:55.560 he was pulling his dick out. 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:56.960 And being mad weird with women. 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:59.159 Nah, I don't want to watch his set or any 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:02.479 person who is that disrespectful. Legends can be garbage too, 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:03.840 and I'm not standing with him. 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:05.840 For the love of comedy. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:11.640 Sidney, give me an what's a angela ride? 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:15.080 Angela ride? Shut up? 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:15.440 Marie. 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.520 So yeah, I guess that was my expertise, just calling 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:21.400 people out and not standing for the bullshit. Thank you, 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:25.840 thank you so let's crappy. Some snap, somebody gets some 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.360 snaps some okay, thank you. 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:30.039 Snap, some hitting your heels, clicking your heels guys. 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.839 Yeah, but I think that we need to call out 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.919 more people as much as possible, because this is the time. 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:40.040 Yes, the time. Why not why not say you're fresh? 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:44.320 Yeah? Why not call somebody a dick rider? Yeah, I'm beauty. 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:44.880 It's beautiful. 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:47.000 I love it. I love it. Were you an expert? 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:49.480 See my expertise seems real little compared to yours. Now, 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:51.960 but I have pretty big week, Sis. This week, I 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:53.880 decided I was going to go on a date every 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:56.000 single day with a different man. 0:05:56.640 --> 0:06:01.040 And because I'm on the app right, yes, And. 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.400 I feel like, you know, it's in your pocket, it's 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:05.480 on your phone sometimes you like, somebody send you a 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:06.800 message you don't really want to respond. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:08.840 Made no excuse, Sis, you did what you did? 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:10.279 No? No, no, no, no no no, I'm taking a step. 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:12.160 I just want to say something. I don't always respond 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.039 to stuff like I'm not really active on the app 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:19.719 Busy Bliss and so uh, my roommate is on the 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:21.800 same app as me, and she hasn't gone on a 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:24.560 single date and she's like, well, I'm looking for a husband. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:26.160 And I was like, you need to get off that app. 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:28.440 You're doing these apps. You're dating wrong. You need to 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:30.280 do the Christian minglers. I went on a date on 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:32.440 Monday with the dude because he had a printer. Sis. 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:35.200 He had a printer in his building and that's why. 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.400 And I didn't know that coming into it, because technically 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:40.280 I went out for the tacos and then he was like, oh, 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:42.200 because we went to lunch and he was like, oh, 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:43.960 do you want to come drink on my roof? 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:45.520 And I was like, it's four o'clock. 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:49.240 It's four o'clock and it's overcast, like if there's no 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:53.000 real reason, it was real foggy. 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:54.920 But I had some stuff that I needed to print out, 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:56.640 and I said to him, well do you have a 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:58.920 printer And he said, I have a printer in my building. 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:00.080 And I said, well, I guess I'm coming. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:00.599 Your house then. 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:05.200 So I went to this house and he was trying 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:07.840 to get me to stay. You're like, no, honey, I 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.320 got my ship printed out. I gotta get these ten 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:15.520 pages and go, and then I left and he unmatched 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:16.640 me work. 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:17.720 He unmatched me. 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:21.240 So, but the printer is in his lobby, So me 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:23.280 and the concierge are cool in the building now. So 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:24.960 now I have a place to print free Sydney. Do 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:26.800 you need some stuff printed this week? Girl? 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.640 Listen, I got you email it to me and then 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:32.280 I'm pop in see his coss beautiful. 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:35.200 And this is why I love Marie because she gets 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.760 what she wants. She puts it out there in the universe. 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:39.920 She throws it at the wall and it always comes back. 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:42.920 I mean, I also really want some money, universe, Universe, 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:44.240 throw some money in my face. 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:44.760 It's gonna go. 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.000 And then Tuesday I went out with uh, this like 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:48.640 Italian dude that didn't speak no English. 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.400 But you know, how was that exists? Were you Rosetta 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:51.920 Stone in it? 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:54.680 Or you were just Oh, you know what's fun is 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:56.520 like when people people speak and you kind of try 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:57.640 to guess what they're talking about. 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:00.280 That's fun. You met a whole Congress conversation was a 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:00.960 whole corson. 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:03.920 I mean he was trying, you know, he was trying 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.520 to speak English, and I was like, yeah, should we 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.480 get more margarite? That was me on the rooftop with 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.520 this man that like, I'm probably never going to see 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:11.840 it again. 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.520 You went to another roof. Yeah, I went to another roof. 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:15.680 You're not trying to live. 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:19.120 I'm just trying to time real estate to like kill 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:20.040 somebody a roof. 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:21.240 No, yes, it. 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:26.880 Is when white people are gathered drinking on a roof. 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:27.520 Uh huh. 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:30.800 They're not gonna kill you in an alley downstairs, yes, 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:32.080 but not a roof. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:35.360 When do you ever watch those like crime movies where 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:37.480 like the bad guys on the roof and then the 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:39.120 good guys on the roof, and then they have a 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:40.560 scuffle and you're. 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:42.960 Calling me the bad guy or the good guy? Who 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:45.319 am I in this scenario? You use the niggas with 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:45.760 a printer? 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:47.640 Yeah, I mean it was an ink jab. 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:51.800 There was black and color black listen I got. I 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:55.200 got a black and white print out in color. I 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:56.840 was like, can we print that out in navy? 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:57.400 I love that? 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:01.000 Got cole bolt. So that's what I was doing. And 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:03.400 uh then my streak ended. 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.960 So two dates, five days. The Lord had to humble you. 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:09.080 I was like, you didn't take a break. Take a break. 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:11.040 He was like, that's enough tequila for you. But I 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.480 think that I'm gonna I'm gonna do, like keep doing it. 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:15.280 I might do like an Asian week, and then like 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:17.520 a Shark week, and then like a black actually. 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:18.839 The Black Shark week. Whatever. 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:20.440 I just I feel like I'm gonna go out with 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:22.280 people who like I just why not. 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:22.600 Out of you? 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:26.000 I totally am down with this. And you know, if 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.400 you ever want to just third will me. I'm here 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:28.640 for it. 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:29.840 Oh you want me to do it? Three something? 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.120 Yeah, just be like, hey, I really feel comfortable if 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:35.280 my my hot friend comes as well, say I'm hot, 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:36.920 so that you know. And then I'll come in like 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.720 a button down or a turtleneck and be like hey guys, 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:40.600 and I'll bring a book. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.040 Come on, let's have fun. 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:45.360 With this, Marie. Okay, cool, let's do that. Let's do it. 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:49.000 Avatars do a week when I just keep bringing Sydney 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:50.760 to dates, I'm doing it. 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:54.160 Speaking of bringing people. Wait, wait, wait, Marie, there was 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:54.559 one thing. 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:55.319 What happened. 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:57.720 There was a d M and we're gonna we're gonna 0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:00.480 go by it today. How we have to. 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:03.560 Be Oh yeah, somebody's sliding my dms and. 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:05.960 You want to read it? Oh on, let me pull 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:08.240 out the receipts. I love when the guests give us feedback. 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.360 We need it. Sometimes you know what I mean. By 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:12.520 the way, keep writing those. 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:14.480 Reviews, y'all, keep writing the reviews. 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:17.800 Keep giving us stars, all the stars. We need them. 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:19.720 It's so important. Okay, this comes. 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:23.920 From a listener Nedra underscore eighty eight work. She said, 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:26.360 I love you guys and think you are both super funny. 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:29.200 But y'all gotta let the guests speak sometimes, like we 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:32.160 want to hear what they have to say, if they're 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:34.760 an expert at something. When you cut them off, speak 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:36.760 over them, or don't listen to what they say, you 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:40.000 break their momentum and it takes away from the overall 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:43.360 greatness of the show. Sometimes, like the cool Mom episode 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:45.360 that was last week that I'm listening to right now, 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.760 or last week's episode about sex sex date shout out 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.480 to Maley Austin. I can literally hear the guests fighting 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:52.920 to get the words across. Well, we're gonna try not 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:55.240 to be rude today, but probably will be a little 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:56.080 bit rude today. 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:57.920 No, no, no, no, Our guests can handle us. 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:00.319 She she's dealt with us on many occasion, and she's 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:01.920 at the same time, at the same damn time. 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.960 She got it. Okay, Well, but I'm gonna take a seatback. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.120 I'm gonna let you rot. You know what I'm saying. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:09.920 Episode is gonna be dry as because we're gonna be like, 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:13.240 can I can I speak? Yeah? Can I have the floor? 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:16.360 Can we raise her hand to get a little bell? Listen? 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.640 If you're holding the donut box, then the exable, then 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:19.240 you get to speak. 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:19.920 Do you want to do that? 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:25.559 No? I guess today is like a super funny comedian. 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:27.160 Oh my god, truly adorable. 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:29.000 She called us her moms, which is a little bit 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:33.520 so rude, but like cool moms, like cool gay moms. Yes, 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:38.080 like if full House had black people on it. She's 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:39.760 a hilarious comic. Y'all won't love her. 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:41.679 And she just celebrated her birthday. Yes, she did that. 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:43.720 I missed because I was busy. 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:48.360 Give it up for the very funny hour Free loading Expert. 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:50.280 It's I owe a debois. 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.400 Yeah. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.280 I guys, do you have anything that you wanted to 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:57.720 weigh in on? 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:57.800 On? 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.520 What that what we talked about? Yeah? What if? 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:01.640 I was just like, oh, I don't really want to 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:03.240 talk this episode. You guys can just talk? 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:06.000 No, we need God? 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:09.280 So wow, okay, And she is wearing glasses in the 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.760 stewed folks in the suits. Absolutely in the studie. We 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:12.439 got two glasses. 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.120 We have another pair of glasses for the guests. 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:15.240 I would love to put some where. 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:15.800 Actually I do. 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:17.280 Oh my god, of course you're doing all right, Well, 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:19.800 here I go. You'll feel it. You'll feel the difference. 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:21.080 You'll hear the difference. 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:21.480 When I put them on. 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:25.000 And they're really fun there. They're very like Grace Jones is. 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:28.120 Oh wow, great, I feel like I'm in a pull. 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:31.679 Up to my bump bye bye, even. 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:33.319 Like in like, I feel like I look like I'm 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:34.880 in ray Is that is that? 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:38.400 Arts? You feel like? 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:43.439 I feel like I look like I'm wearing glasses? That 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:45.679 that like a three Blind Mice cartoon? 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:50.119 Can you give us? Can you give us a heroine shimmy? Yeah? Absolutely, 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:51.200 like a heroine. 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:54.600 Took women's head. 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:02.960 Oh yeah, I almost like, well that, I mean. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.520 The movie, that's what half of the movie was. 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:09.160 Charles like, women would shake his hand and he would 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:11.960 like touch their wrist and if like the risk felt sexy, 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:13.280 he was like, oh that mean she hot. 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:16.040 That was fully like one of the first like sexy 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.240 movies that I like I watched, I feel like as 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:20.080 a or just it had a sexy movie. 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:21.920 It was it had a sexy It was a. 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.480 Dude addicted to heroin playing. 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:27.080 So anyways, I was a kid and I thought it 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:30.760 was hot. Just having a really strange sort of memory 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:32.079 of remembering being in the scene. 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:34.400 That I like your I like your outlook on that. 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:37.319 But there's a keyboard right there you turned on right, Yeah, 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:38.800 we might have to get you on the on the 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:46.200 forever dog little instead doing a little right Charles bit, No, no, no, no, 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:47.760 you are black, but you won't be Black List. 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:51.200 Thank you, thank you. So yeah, way in on some 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:52.240 stuff my friend. 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:56.679 Yeah, I mean the whole like uh Louis c K 0:13:57.040 --> 0:14:00.760 thing that just makes me so annoyed, especially after I 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:03.920 feel like just like the whole hearings and everything. I 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:08.960 had a show recently also where after my set a 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:11.760 guy in the audience came up to me and was like, 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:14.160 I was wearing this like oversized jacket and he was like, 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.680 I wish you had you took that jacket off so 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:18.600 I could see more of you. And I was like, 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:20.760 did you hear any of the jokes that I said 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:22.840 when I was talking about like for five minutes, And 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:24.800 I was like, no. 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:26.800 No, the jacket was too big. Did'd you hear me? 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.359 All the sound was absorbed by your jacket? 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:31.800 I mean you, I mean you could take that jacket off. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:33.000 You guys in my shoulders? 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:33.520 Well, thank you. 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:36.640 I just want to I just want to see more 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:37.200 of your shoulder. 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:41.160 It's a little stressful. How hot my shoulders. It's a burden. 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:44.280 Let me see a little, just a little, just a little. 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:47.880 Oh my god, I am I'm that's a sports and 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:48.640 that's a sports bru. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:49.680 Did you work out today? 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:54.000 Uh no, some guys should just want to feel sort 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:56.600 of smushed, smushed, Yeah, a little flat. 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:59.960 I didn't realize how like young you sound you are? 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:00.760 How old are you? 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:04.040 I just turned twenty three? 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:07.200 Okay, okay, I like everybody in her is twenty three. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:11.240 I'm actually twenty five, but thank you. I just looked 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:12.320 twenty three, fossil. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:16.160 Why did you come but you just turned twenty three? 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:17.160 Where are you from? 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:21.440 Like, I'm originally I'm from Boston, and then I went 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:23.520 to NYU and I still n y you. 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.920 Okay, you got seventy nine thousand dollars a year for school? 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:28.800 No, I got a deep scholarship. 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:31.440 I believe that. I feel like you're a hard worker. 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:33.880 I feel like you stay in your laptop and always 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:36.120 working on some type of paper or dissertation. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:38.040 We should call you a nerd suit a little bit, 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:38.760 a little bit. 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:41.920 Listen, I'll own it. My parents, my dad's from Nigeria, 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:45.920 is from Barbados, and so those are two like you 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.480 have to achieve, like you have no choice but to 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:49.880 achieve countries. 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:51.920 I feel like I didn't know Nigerians were allowed to 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:56.000 marry non Nigerians. I mean we found out. 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:59.760 I feel like the weddings are very like traditional. So 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:02.720 the Beasian mom was also, she had like the beads. 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:06.320 She they didn't do like a huge traditional traditional wedding 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:10.600 because my dad's kind of like simple dude. But yeah, 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:12.720 well and so that's sort of and so we'll get 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:16.640 back around to that. But he listened. He loved to save. 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:21.600 But my mom loves that stuff. Like we went to 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:24.040 my aunt got married recently and there was like a 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:27.920 big wedding. It was in Boston. It was three days long. 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:29.200 What three days? 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:32.600 We gotta push her down several flights of stairs. How 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.480 dam are they providing food for the whole three days? Yeah, 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:38.240 this lunch and did well. So it's like the. 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:41.280 First day is like it's like traditional and it's like 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:43.560 the introduction, so it's just like the families meet each 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:45.440 other and then they do these like Nigerian rights, and 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:48.200 then like the second day is another traditional wedding and 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:52.040 that's like but like everybody comes to that, and then 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:56.400 there's like dancing and this like games and whatever and 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:58.800 more traditional stuff. And then that's lots of food, lots 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.480 of dancing, and then the third day was like an 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:03.920 American wedding, white dress. 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:06.960 Wait, how do you first of all, how expensive are 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:07.680 these three days? 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:09.520 Get into it? Do I need to meet a Nigerian man? 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:13.280 I think honestly both, yes. And Nigerian Week, you know, 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:17.760 have a Nigerian Week, and then I think you deserve it. 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:18.879 You treat yourself. 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:22.080 It sort of will be a little bit of punishment. 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:23.200 You're a Haitian, right, Yeah. 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:26.680 Spiritually the men sort of they're the same, the same, 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:29.199 They're the same, And that's why I don't want to 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:31.040 actually date a Nigerian man. 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:32.360 But like an American eyed. 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:34.600 An americanized one. Yeah, and he's like a doctor or 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:36.920 something because his parents are like you have to be 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:38.320 a doctor, and he listened to them. 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:39.680 Doctor lawyer, engineer. 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:40.760 Well he's all of that. 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:43.160 Yeah, but Marie got a lip. You know, she talked 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:43.840 too damn much. 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:45.800 So I don't think a Nigerian man who work in 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:47.960 all the hours is going to let her talk like that. 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:53.240 You're gonna hit her in the mouth, that's yeah, just 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:56.000 poop you. 0:17:57.440 --> 0:17:59.479 Where are you from? You're from the middle of the ocean. 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:00.520 Where are you? 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:09.359 Froum? Just sorry that ain't exist? Okay, give me a 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:11.840 Nigerian accent. Oh no, I'm nervous now. 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:14.200 Well, well, because you got the floor. 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:16.320 It's not been on forever dog, but I but but 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:18.120 I feel like I haven't been on the podcast where 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:18.960 the black people listen. 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:20.400 I feel like this is the one where the black pep. 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:25.520 It's the white people. It's white people in Australia. Listen, everybody, girl, 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:28.040 This is for the masses, that's true. This is for 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:28.520 the people. 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:31.640 Oh hi people, I mean you know, our people popular, 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:33.480 Their people are listening. 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:42.320 Oh my gosh, So so you talk to us about 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:43.199 who you are. 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:46.560 You're twenty three, You're thriving, Your your hair is moisturized, 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:48.960 your skin is glowing a little smushed right now. 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:51.439 That's like your book. It mates your boobs thank you. 0:18:51.440 --> 0:18:53.520 You gotta do it. Some days you just gotta be flat. 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:54.159 That's okay. 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:57.240 Sydney doesn't believe that Sydney's booms always gott to be 0:18:57.280 --> 0:19:01.200 presented propped up. God, I gotta yeah a bunch of 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:03.439 boobs that they look like they're protruding through the jacket. 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:04.520 It's just like you're perky. 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:08.320 That's what they're fake. They should understand money. If they 0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:09.680 was all the way down to my knees, I'll be 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:10.880 a very be a problem. 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:14.800 They're like, well, you wanted the natural look, so we. 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:18.120 Put them in your knees. We just put them there, 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:19.199 just got ahead of it. 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:22.080 So how long are implants good for? Like do you 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:23.640 have to like up keep like. 0:19:23.680 --> 0:19:24.560 Say ten years? 0:19:24.760 --> 0:19:30.120 Oh nice, yeah, you got to go back dope decade 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:32.919 titties Hell yeah, you guys, so you get you have 0:19:32.960 --> 0:19:34.560 to get them, like you got to re up on 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:36.680 your boobs in ten years. Oh, I can't wait till 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:39.880 I book a book of show show. I'm getting new 0:19:39.880 --> 0:19:40.840 titties with that money. 0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:44.320 Some eleven, get some Fox. 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:50.320 Don't let me get no Netflix, because hunty, you won't 0:19:50.320 --> 0:19:51.400 even be able to see my face. 0:19:51.400 --> 0:19:52.240 How big the titty is. 0:19:52.200 --> 0:19:54.440 Gonna be that four of them. 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:55.040 Just get four. 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:56.359 If you get get some on your back. 0:19:57.160 --> 0:19:59.320 Why not, I'll do it. Do it for the kids. 0:19:59.359 --> 0:20:01.119 I feel like you look like they are. 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:05.080 Yeah, they are sort of larger than they appear, right, 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:07.119 I feel like my booth do that sometimes. 0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:09.000 Sometimes, Yeah, I left this motion. Then it's like, hey, 0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:10.680 surprise they are here. You know what I mean. 0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:13.399 I'm like your vibe because you're young and you already 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:14.280 know you got the body. 0:20:14.320 --> 0:20:16.040 And if you don't want to hurt nobody, so you're 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:16.480 gonna wait. 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:18.280 You're gonna wait till you turn twenty six, and it's 0:20:18.320 --> 0:20:20.280 gonna be like bam it iver. 0:20:20.480 --> 0:20:21.960 I mostly don't want to hurt myself. 0:20:22.160 --> 0:20:26.480 You know, your back's bothering you. 0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:29.760 There's a sort of like gentle gaze and nod that's 0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:31.760 happening right now. I think it's like really crucial to 0:20:31.920 --> 0:20:34.080 know that when this question is being asked. 0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:36.400 Okay, so are you are you dating in the streets? 0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:38.320 You're young, attractive, you're smart. 0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:39.280 I know, make some money. 0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:41.840 I yeah, trying to. I don't know. I really don't 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:45.840 like dating very much. It's because she's working, because I'm working. 0:20:46.040 --> 0:20:48.480 Okay, because I'm unemployed. You're saying I got time to 0:20:48.680 --> 0:20:49.520 like dating. 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:55.680 No friend, No, I don't know. It's it's like it's 0:20:55.720 --> 0:20:56.720 kind of boring for me. 0:20:56.800 --> 0:21:00.359 I feel like dating, yeah, because you're dating boring dudes, okay, 0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:05.119 and so sort of okay, drag me, I mean, drag me. 0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:07.399 I feel like I can't find a happy media Like 0:21:07.560 --> 0:21:10.520 it's either like they're boring or they're crazy. But then 0:21:10.560 --> 0:21:12.720 I do know that it's like because I think it's 0:21:12.720 --> 0:21:14.160 like in the back of my mind and group very 0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:16.679 Christian and like a lot of my friends right now 0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:20.440 are like married or have kids, like be like Pentecostal 0:21:20.600 --> 0:21:22.960 twenty three. Yeah, your friends are trash. 0:21:23.119 --> 0:21:27.520 No, they're just Christian, And so you sort of leave 0:21:27.600 --> 0:21:30.120 that to where that, you know, let those two sentences 0:21:30.240 --> 0:21:33.919 find those space between that that's true. But like I 0:21:33.920 --> 0:21:36.600 feel like my impulse is actually to like, oh, I 0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:38.880 should be in love and like you know what I mean, 0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:41.320 just because I was like raised like that for so long. 0:21:41.359 --> 0:21:43.520 I was raised like that, but I don't believe. 0:21:43.200 --> 0:21:43.440 That I have. 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:45.280 So I just feel like I have to, like I 0:21:45.600 --> 0:21:47.360 either I'm just like okay, I have to keep dating 0:21:47.359 --> 0:21:50.400 people who I'm not actually interested in or not I'll. 0:21:50.200 --> 0:21:51.520 Be like yeah, stuck. 0:21:51.760 --> 0:21:53.600 Yeah, just don't do it if you're not interested in 0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:56.320 them at all and they not spending three days worth 0:21:56.320 --> 0:21:57.960 a wedding money on you, think that's true. 0:21:58.160 --> 0:22:00.640 Just focus on your work. I was raised straight as fuck. 0:22:00.680 --> 0:22:07.200 Look at me, now, let's get that on some jackets. 0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:10.800 That's very on each arm, on each arm, or like. 0:22:10.760 --> 0:22:13.679 Down the pant leg. So wait, what did you go 0:22:13.720 --> 0:22:14.159 to school for. 0:22:14.800 --> 0:22:19.760 I studied, uh, playwriting? Really? Yeah? Wow? 0:22:19.920 --> 0:22:20.840 I did not know that. 0:22:21.200 --> 0:22:21.960 For four years? 0:22:22.119 --> 0:22:22.560 No, I. 0:22:27.040 --> 0:22:30.080 So I was studying to be a teacher, and so 0:22:30.119 --> 0:22:33.480 I did that for two and then that was also 0:22:33.640 --> 0:22:36.359 like my being like don't worry mom and dad like 0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:41.760 I'll do improv that night, sort of toxic. And then 0:22:42.760 --> 0:22:45.159 I was like okay, that doesn't make any sense. And 0:22:45.240 --> 0:22:48.240 so I transferred to a writing program in n y 0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:52.320 U and got in, and then my dad was like okay, 0:22:52.359 --> 0:22:52.800 good luck. 0:22:53.320 --> 0:22:55.520 They're like bye, that was nice. 0:22:55.600 --> 0:22:57.679 Yeah, They're like good, we're happy for you by good 0:22:57.720 --> 0:23:02.080 luck with money, but like cool, that's a decision that 0:23:02.119 --> 0:23:04.359 you made. But yeah, studied that. 0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:07.480 So let's talk about many. So do you have you 0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:08.439 come from a big family? 0:23:08.800 --> 0:23:15.480 Yeah, so my dad has twenty sisters, twenty sisters, brothers. 0:23:15.480 --> 0:23:17.640 You say twenty kids, My. 0:23:17.640 --> 0:23:21.480 Dad's got twenty kids. No, he has twenty brothers and sisters, 0:23:21.800 --> 0:23:24.000 and my mom has twelve. 0:23:24.200 --> 0:23:26.400 Oh my god, that's like ninety uncles. 0:23:26.800 --> 0:23:29.280 I mean about yeah, we have, like I have, like 0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:30.800 truly hundreds of cousins. 0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:34.000 And so where are all these aunts and uncles. 0:23:34.280 --> 0:23:37.120 So on my dad's side, my my grandfather had three 0:23:37.119 --> 0:23:39.960 wives and so. 0:23:39.880 --> 0:23:41.159 That's true to the culture. 0:23:41.240 --> 0:23:43.480 And so my dad is the oldest of the first wives, 0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:45.919 and all those kids went to America basically, and then 0:23:45.960 --> 0:23:48.600 the second wife, all those kids went to Europe, and 0:23:48.640 --> 0:23:50.639 then the third wife. The kids like kind of split 0:23:50.680 --> 0:23:51.760 back and forth and now they live here. 0:23:52.840 --> 0:23:54.840 That means like you could literally like you probably know 0:23:54.880 --> 0:23:56.000 people in like every country. 0:23:56.080 --> 0:23:58.679 Oh literally, I've like been to Europe before and like 0:23:59.119 --> 0:24:02.400 and before I even knew that like met them at them, 0:24:02.440 --> 0:24:04.080 we just knew that we were family. They were like, 0:24:04.160 --> 0:24:06.960 oh yeah, stay in, stay here, don't spend any money. 0:24:07.359 --> 0:24:09.240 That sucks because like what if you try to hook 0:24:09.320 --> 0:24:11.199 up and you're like, wait, my cousin, it could be 0:24:11.280 --> 0:24:15.080 mad cousins over here, I mean obviously. 0:24:13.960 --> 0:24:15.800 And so sort of and that's kind of why I'm 0:24:15.840 --> 0:24:18.040 like I am afraid to date any Nigerian people just 0:24:18.040 --> 0:24:19.840 because we might end up related. 0:24:21.160 --> 0:24:23.960 Honestly and truly, that's a that's a real fear. And 0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:27.560 he hey, you know what I mean Nigerian. I mean 0:24:27.560 --> 0:24:30.880 you're dating everybody else, everybody any other country. Not just kidding, 0:24:31.440 --> 0:24:33.480 but yeah, that's like that side. 0:24:33.520 --> 0:24:35.320 And then my mom most of the people are either 0:24:35.320 --> 0:24:39.399 in Barbados or here, but it's like very big, like 0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:43.159 extended family. And then both of my parents met and 0:24:43.200 --> 0:24:46.240 were like, oh, one kid. Oh we're not a one child, 0:24:46.760 --> 0:24:48.119 Like so you're an only child. 0:24:48.680 --> 0:24:49.480 Oh my god. 0:24:49.680 --> 0:24:51.960 Yeah, it's just me and my oldest parents. 0:24:52.160 --> 0:24:52.360 Yeah. 0:24:53.200 --> 0:24:56.879 You know what, when I talk sometimes i'm around you, 0:24:56.960 --> 0:24:59.040 I feel you give me like only child vibes. 0:24:59.320 --> 0:25:02.879 I mean, I yeah, then that's that's it's not I 0:25:03.400 --> 0:25:05.120 don't know what if that's good or bad. 0:25:05.280 --> 0:25:06.400 No, it's good. It's good. 0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:09.080 Honestly, as I'm a middle child and I don't pick 0:25:09.160 --> 0:25:11.000 up really on only child vibes. 0:25:11.040 --> 0:25:14.120 I feel like only children are weird for actually an 0:25:14.119 --> 0:25:14.720 only child. 0:25:14.800 --> 0:25:18.480 Actually, no, I'm I'm the first girl, okay. 0:25:18.680 --> 0:25:21.040 And I'm a middle kid, right, and I'm a middle kid. 0:25:21.440 --> 0:25:23.800 All my cousins like for the most part, most of 0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:26.560 them are dudes, and so like they they all I 0:25:26.600 --> 0:25:29.160 was kind of like baby sister to a lot of them. 0:25:29.480 --> 0:25:31.280 But then it's like me and my parents and they 0:25:31.400 --> 0:25:34.560 also because they both like most of my aunts and 0:25:34.600 --> 0:25:36.520 uncles have like a lot of kids, right, and then 0:25:36.720 --> 0:25:39.040 my parents like waited till they were like in their 0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:42.840 thirties and which which now isn't that no, because I 0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:44.440 feel like I'm gonna get forty eight, I'm gonna. 0:25:44.240 --> 0:25:45.200 Be Jene Jackson fret. 0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:47.840 Yeah, but I just feel like it's like the Christian 0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:50.320 thing plus the immigrant thing, like they were kind of 0:25:50.320 --> 0:25:52.600 like outliers in the sense they're one kid, We're gonna 0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:56.720 wait until we can actually afford to have a kid. Also, yeah, 0:25:56.760 --> 0:25:57.640 and so I. 0:25:57.600 --> 0:26:00.360 Mean like, if you're gonna have a baby, I feel 0:26:00.359 --> 0:26:01.840 like the best way to do it is when. 0:26:01.680 --> 0:26:02.919 You're not poor. You know. 0:26:03.080 --> 0:26:05.000 It feels just like kind when you're. 0:26:04.800 --> 0:26:07.080 Not that poor, because poor people can have babies. 0:26:07.359 --> 0:26:10.520 Look at my parents, Look at my parents, I mean 0:26:10.600 --> 0:26:14.000 parent I feel like my mom just had just it 0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:16.480 was just hers. Yeah, like got some sperm off the street, 0:26:16.880 --> 0:26:19.119 off the street, yeah, just off the street sperm and 0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:21.120 then just have makes. 0:26:20.840 --> 0:26:22.720 I feel like I will sort of do a version 0:26:22.760 --> 0:26:23.120 of that. 0:26:23.040 --> 0:26:27.760 At some point. Really, yeah, you Turkey based it, maybe, Yeah, what. 0:26:27.800 --> 0:26:30.760 Are your requirements for the for the Turkey baster? Like 0:26:30.880 --> 0:26:32.320 what he got to what do you have to have 0:26:32.480 --> 0:26:32.679 or be? 0:26:32.880 --> 0:26:33.840 He should be tall? 0:26:34.000 --> 0:26:36.280 Obviously, Well that's what. Have you ever been to the 0:26:36.440 --> 0:26:38.399 sperm bank? That's a requirement you have to be? 0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:43.600 I have five more. They will not accept sperm. 0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:46.840 Sperm banks looking at what the requirements. 0:26:46.840 --> 0:26:48.480 Oh, there was this guy who was at an open 0:26:48.520 --> 0:26:50.400 mic talking about he was like trying to get money 0:26:50.400 --> 0:26:53.920 and he was trying to donate his sperm and they're like, ah, you're. 0:26:53.520 --> 0:26:56.119 Five five damn, we want no parts. 0:26:57.960 --> 0:27:01.760 And I was like, why does the sperm bank have better? Requirements? 0:27:01.760 --> 0:27:05.120 Are like standards most like the most? Yes, that's crazy. 0:27:05.280 --> 0:27:07.080 I feel like that's such a nice way to think 0:27:07.080 --> 0:27:09.320 of it. It's like I I have to think of 0:27:09.320 --> 0:27:12.000 myself as a sperm bank, you know, no, no, no, 0:27:12.040 --> 0:27:13.919 but like it's like I have to think of myself 0:27:13.960 --> 0:27:17.239 as a sperm bank because the sky high tall and 0:27:17.440 --> 0:27:21.000 do you have to you know background check? 0:27:21.560 --> 0:27:22.359 Yeah, they're crazy. 0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:25.080 Absolutely, you guys are insane, absolutely out of my mind. 0:27:25.160 --> 0:27:28.320 Yeah, I'm with you. Because I'm a lesbian, so I 0:27:28.359 --> 0:27:29.200 have to go have to. 0:27:29.440 --> 0:27:29.760 Yeah. 0:27:29.800 --> 0:27:34.000 Well, actually, I feel like my partner, whoever it may be, 0:27:35.080 --> 0:27:38.040 is gonna say, hey, why don't we just get a friend, 0:27:38.359 --> 0:27:39.600 Why don't we get his sperm? 0:27:39.760 --> 0:27:42.080 Right? Because you know, we gotta cut corners. 0:27:42.200 --> 0:27:44.840 Yeah, honestly, use one of ninety eight cousins. 0:27:45.240 --> 0:27:45.720 That's true. 0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:47.560 And here's what I'll say. Some of them are very 0:27:47.600 --> 0:27:48.400 tall and some of them are. 0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:51.800 You know, I saw the pictures on your Instagram from 0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:53.520 your yeah. 0:27:52.800 --> 0:27:53.800 That sort of. 0:27:54.400 --> 0:27:56.880 Honestly, I might have to stop posting my family because 0:27:56.920 --> 0:27:59.520 there are people who will be like, who's that cousin? Yeah, 0:27:59.560 --> 0:28:00.479 who's that? Uh? 0:28:01.800 --> 0:28:03.400 I introduced me to one of your cousin's girl. What's 0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:03.800 going on? 0:28:03.880 --> 0:28:06.200 Listen next wedding? There's some, there's some in New York. 0:28:06.240 --> 0:28:07.720 If you want to come to a Nigerian wedding, I'll 0:28:07.720 --> 0:28:10.800 get three dress. No, yeah, get you. We'll get your 0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:12.520 dress and we'll figure it out. 0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:13.199 Yeah, let's do it. 0:28:13.240 --> 0:28:13.960 You'll just do one. 0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:17.119 Story is so wonderful, let's get into it. So I 0:28:17.160 --> 0:28:19.400 really want to get into this. Uh free loading. 0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:20.800 Well, you have to, you're young. 0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:24.800 We gotta we gotta survive. Yeah, I love it because 0:28:24.880 --> 0:28:27.320 after school, it's like, yeah, you're on your own. 0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:29.960 Right I am. And also my parents were very much 0:28:30.040 --> 0:28:33.080 like I mean even in school they and not in 0:28:33.119 --> 0:28:35.679 a like bad way or whatever, but just realistically they 0:28:35.680 --> 0:28:38.400 weren't like doing the n YU were going to pay 0:28:38.440 --> 0:28:40.200 for every single second of your life. They were like, 0:28:40.240 --> 0:28:42.960 all right, you made this decision. You're an adult, like 0:28:43.040 --> 0:28:45.320 you have to understand how money works. 0:28:45.720 --> 0:28:47.640 And so when you were like low on cash, as 0:28:47.720 --> 0:28:49.720 like a freshman or a sophomore, you couldn't be like, hey, 0:28:49.800 --> 0:28:53.760 can you put some money uh in my account and 0:28:53.760 --> 0:28:56.640 my dad would be like why that was my dad too. 0:28:56.640 --> 0:28:59.280 But I always was just like for books. Yeah, it 0:28:59.320 --> 0:29:01.440 was always for I need more money for books. Yeah. 0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:03.360 And I was not using the money for books. 0:29:03.440 --> 0:29:08.160 No, I mean, no, are you selling your swipes? 0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:09.080 I before. 0:29:10.440 --> 0:29:13.760 Before I I love a good n y U scam. 0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:17.600 One of my more favorite scams was I used my 0:29:18.280 --> 0:29:21.240 like so they gave me a financial aid package for housing. 0:29:21.000 --> 0:29:23.080 Yes, and then you got the you got reimbursed and I. 0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:27.160 I got reimbursed and so then I didn't live in 0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:30.120 housing and I and I like used that money to 0:29:30.160 --> 0:29:33.200 write an apartment, which was like thousands of dollars cheaper 0:29:33.320 --> 0:29:36.280 per month than the n YU housing. And then I 0:29:36.360 --> 0:29:39.160 used that extra money for like stuff that I wanted, 0:29:39.200 --> 0:29:41.880 and then the rest I used to preemptively like pay 0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:42.840 back some of my loans. 0:29:42.960 --> 0:29:47.880 Oh my god, where was the apartment that you ended 0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:48.360 up staying? 0:29:48.520 --> 0:29:54.320 It was like in like Bushwick, Washington. Yeah, it was 0:29:54.440 --> 0:29:58.720 like deep repo real. I was, but like but like 0:29:58.840 --> 0:30:02.000 nice with two friends and I was like, was it nice. 0:30:01.920 --> 0:30:03.720 Or was there a crackhead opened the door for y'all 0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:08.440 that was like have a good day? So I was. 0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:11.360 We definitely did live next to like some sort of 0:30:12.360 --> 0:30:15.600 like gang a gang. We lived next door to like 0:30:15.640 --> 0:30:18.040 a gang house, like a gang house, a gang ahead. 0:30:18.160 --> 0:30:21.400 And we had a really hot neighbor. His name was Alejandro, 0:30:22.440 --> 0:30:27.760 and he was so hot and when he saw me 0:30:27.880 --> 0:30:30.240 just like completely fall and eat face and it was 0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:31.600 really horrific. 0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:34.320 That turns men on, though when you fall. 0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:43.920 It might be something a little lost due it's just 0:30:43.960 --> 0:30:46.680 maybe sexual translation. But I know in that moment, I 0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:48.000 was like I was like doing my laundry, like I 0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:50.560 had this huge laundry basket wearing these short shorts, and 0:30:50.600 --> 0:30:52.720 he was like hey, and I was like oh, hi 0:30:53.160 --> 0:30:57.280 whatever whatever, walking walking fall immediately just fell and ate 0:30:57.360 --> 0:30:58.360 total face and I was. 0:30:58.320 --> 0:31:01.360 Like, well, that's into the cloth or on the concrete. 0:31:01.000 --> 0:31:05.000 Real hard concrete, real hard cock. But then they were fine, 0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:07.920 and he was also like, are you okay. I was like, yeah, 0:31:07.960 --> 0:31:10.920 I'm good, I'm all right, I'm really great, actually goods. 0:31:10.960 --> 0:31:14.320 Like one of my greatest fears is falling in public. Yeah, 0:31:14.360 --> 0:31:15.400 like I hate that. 0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:17.800 I think I have never I've never fell as hard 0:31:17.840 --> 0:31:19.640 as I did that day. Like it also was like 0:31:19.680 --> 0:31:21.360 you know, normally when you fall, there's some sort of 0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:23.800 like there's a little bit up and then you sort 0:31:23.840 --> 0:31:26.760 of do the hit. It was full, like just forward. Yeah, 0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:28.640 there was no there was no space, there. 0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:30.480 Was no listen. I don't want to hear none of this. 0:31:30.600 --> 0:31:32.600 I hopped the curve with my bike and flew to 0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:35.840 off and I was I had fox locks and one 0:31:35.840 --> 0:31:38.000 of them came out. 0:31:38.160 --> 0:31:41.000 It was always painful to see a lock in the 0:31:41.040 --> 0:31:44.360 street and just sort of wonder the backstory, you know, poor. 0:31:44.160 --> 0:31:46.840 A little out for him, like a braid when they 0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:50.480 call those hood snakes hood snakes something like that. You 0:31:50.480 --> 0:31:51.840 see like a braid on the ground and you're like, oh, 0:31:51.840 --> 0:31:54.080 somebody got into a fight or has to go see 0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:55.240 their hair dresser this weekend. 0:31:55.400 --> 0:31:57.760 They got into the fight with gravity oh all day 0:31:57.840 --> 0:31:58.360 and lost. 0:31:58.920 --> 0:32:01.520 So wait that was shut up. That was a great 0:32:01.560 --> 0:32:04.240 scam with your school. What's what's the next scam after that? 0:32:04.720 --> 0:32:06.480 You can make sure you're not paying for anything. 0:32:06.520 --> 0:32:09.880 Well, I love just like small scams. I have a 0:32:10.000 --> 0:32:12.520 very young sounding voice. Yeah, and like you sound like 0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:15.400 a cartoon and like a young presence. And I feel 0:32:15.440 --> 0:32:17.680 like I'm very good at using that. Like if you 0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:20.360 know what your what your asset is, I feel like 0:32:20.400 --> 0:32:22.880 that is something key. Like some people you have a 0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:25.320 very sexual energy, and it's like if you need to 0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:27.600 use that, use that to your advantage. 0:32:27.720 --> 0:32:27.800 Me. 0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:30.160 I know my energy. You know, it's the youth. It's 0:32:30.160 --> 0:32:33.560 the sort of like a like a sexually vibe. It's like, 0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:36.680 what's the deal. But I want to help it? H 0:32:37.240 --> 0:32:39.840 And so it's like all right, absolutely, I present myself 0:32:39.880 --> 0:32:40.520 to be helped. 0:32:40.880 --> 0:32:41.640 I want to invest. 0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:45.240 I want to yes, invest in talk about this. I 0:32:45.800 --> 0:32:49.160 feel like I'm well, I'm really good at like small scams. 0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:52.280 Like I'll befriend like an entire coffee shop and then 0:32:52.320 --> 0:32:55.200 I'll just like then it's like, well, now I don't 0:32:55.200 --> 0:32:59.920 have to pay for coffee anymore. I have like several 0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:02.720 coffee shop I feel like also, I like, now you know, 0:33:02.760 --> 0:33:04.400 my spot's gonna get a little blown up. I have 0:33:04.480 --> 0:33:07.360 like like I have at least two coffee shops in 0:33:07.360 --> 0:33:10.760 in like in like each borough like where. It's like 0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:12.560 I and you know I because you don't want to 0:33:12.600 --> 0:33:14.800 make them you gotta leave a little mystery too. You 0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:17.160 want to make them miss you a little. You befriend 0:33:17.200 --> 0:33:18.840 and then you come back they're like, oh, we haven't 0:33:18.880 --> 0:33:20.680 seen you in so long on the house. You know 0:33:21.440 --> 0:33:25.400 you have befriend. It's like, yeah, another day, this girl 0:33:25.400 --> 0:33:27.160 gave me a whole bag of beans. She was like 0:33:27.440 --> 0:33:30.520 a bag of beans, a coffee beans. You got a 0:33:30.520 --> 0:33:35.240 coffee maker, Yeah, give me beans and like the grind 0:33:35.520 --> 0:33:36.280 the grounds and. 0:33:36.240 --> 0:33:39.040 Stuff and thrown them beans back in her exactly. Well. 0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:41.040 Also, you know it's good if you go to another 0:33:41.040 --> 0:33:43.000 coffee shop and you're like, oh, I was at this 0:33:43.080 --> 0:33:47.720 other coffee shop and they had to be better than that, yes, 0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:49.920 And you get like yeah, because they want to because 0:33:49.920 --> 0:33:51.520 they want to competet. 0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:52.280 Yeah. 0:33:52.360 --> 0:33:54.840 Yeah, I just go to coffee shops to like pee 0:33:54.920 --> 0:33:56.320 and use the wi fi. I didn't know they was 0:33:56.320 --> 0:33:57.000 given away. 0:33:56.920 --> 0:34:00.520 Coffee, find the community, make them you. 0:34:01.040 --> 0:34:03.520 But how many times are you how many times in 0:34:03.920 --> 0:34:05.680 like a month would you say that you go to 0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:09.160 like one particular coffee shop? Oh, like how you how 0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:11.759 you foster in these relations? You gotta do like maybe 0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:12.560 once a week. 0:34:12.640 --> 0:34:15.719 Yeah, like twice, maybe once or twice okay, Yeah. 0:34:15.520 --> 0:34:17.839 Because when I was waitress and you have regulars, yeah, 0:34:17.840 --> 0:34:22.080 and it's just people that you enjoy their company and 0:34:22.120 --> 0:34:23.239 you love when they're in the room. 0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:24.959 Yeah, you feel like, oh, let me get you a drink. 0:34:24.920 --> 0:34:26.839 You are some fool, Like what do you want? Let 0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:27.600 me take care of you. 0:34:27.640 --> 0:34:31.440 And those people are far and in between, like you 0:34:31.520 --> 0:34:34.080 never know if they're like trying to scam you or 0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:36.160 they're just a good person, right, So you have to 0:34:36.680 --> 0:34:40.280 you have to decipher sometimes in the conversation like hmmm, are. 0:34:40.120 --> 0:34:42.160 You doing this all the time? Are you waiting for 0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:44.320 me to give you something free? Are you asking me? 0:34:44.480 --> 0:34:46.799 Because there are people who do do it all the time. 0:34:46.880 --> 0:34:49.200 Yeah, that's sort of where those people are foster. 0:34:50.280 --> 0:34:52.319 It's like I think it's like I have to sort 0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:54.840 of balance. I have to like balance my energy, you 0:34:54.840 --> 0:34:57.319 know what I mean? It's like, I gotta make sure 0:34:57.320 --> 0:34:59.839 that I don't oh D because then it's like then 0:34:59.840 --> 0:35:01.239 you just go through a spell and you're like, wait 0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:03.520 a minute, I haven't gotten anything free for old freaking 0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:04.799 two months. What's up with that? 0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:07.160 Yeah, that's not going back two months. 0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:08.240 That's horrible. 0:35:08.320 --> 0:35:09.839 Two days. I go for two days. If I don't 0:35:09.840 --> 0:35:11.359 get something free, I'm like, I'm never coming back here. 0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:13.279 I got to be thoughtful to yeah, come in and 0:35:13.320 --> 0:35:15.719 bring ship, like, oh, I just happen to have this 0:35:15.760 --> 0:35:16.959 extra ticket to my show. 0:35:17.040 --> 0:35:19.000 You're not a comparing gifts? 0:35:19.120 --> 0:35:24.399 Yes, yeah, man, I'll listen to your freaking song on Spotify. 0:35:25.000 --> 0:35:27.440 Have to tweet something, tweet it. 0:35:28.160 --> 0:35:31.399 I'm making a community and I'm getting free things. I'm 0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:35.880 making make community, you make it. I mean, it's an honor. 0:35:37.440 --> 0:35:38.040 It's an honor. 0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:39.880 I love to learn. So you got the coffee, You 0:35:39.960 --> 0:35:41.200 got the coffee game on lock? 0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:44.680 What else? Well, okay, I will say, even though I 0:35:44.719 --> 0:35:48.120 don't like going on dates, I do like going on 0:35:48.200 --> 0:35:50.480 dates and getting for free. 0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:53.160 Just feed me. I'm hungry. My friend is empty. 0:35:53.280 --> 0:35:53.560 Yeah. 0:35:53.719 --> 0:35:55.839 I don't know any woman that's not doing that. I mean, 0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:57.839 there are women who pay on. 0:35:57.880 --> 0:36:00.560 These days and it's like, don't you know my friends? 0:36:00.719 --> 0:36:03.440 I mean, they outfit, but they're not in my community. 0:36:03.640 --> 0:36:06.920 Now to do it, don't do it? I will I 0:36:07.440 --> 0:36:10.480 do love. Like sometimes you can feel that split second, 0:36:11.120 --> 0:36:12.960 like that split half a second where it's like you 0:36:13.000 --> 0:36:14.560 think you're not going to pay for this. 0:36:14.640 --> 0:36:16.719 But you are. That hurts, but you are hurts. 0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:18.720 The dude I went on a date with on Monday, 0:36:18.840 --> 0:36:22.600 we went to get tacos and the guy was like, 0:36:22.640 --> 0:36:26.200 do you want anything to drink? The server dude and 0:36:26.800 --> 0:36:28.560 the guy that I was out with was like, yeah, 0:36:28.920 --> 0:36:30.520 she got water, right, you got a water bottle. 0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:33.000 I was like, I want one of these war ritos? 0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:34.800 What those jus? Those Mexican? 0:36:34.920 --> 0:36:37.719 Yeah, I want one of I don't know, I don't 0:36:39.120 --> 0:36:40.560 And I was like, you won't even let me get 0:36:40.560 --> 0:36:41.040 a jip? 0:36:41.320 --> 0:36:45.520 Wow, I got water over there. I was like, those 0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:46.040 are cheap. 0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:48.279 I'm definitely coming to your house to print some stuff 0:36:48.280 --> 0:36:49.560 and I'm not going to show you my boy. 0:36:49.600 --> 0:36:52.279 Honestly, I'm for you on that. Thank you. 0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:56.880 Dang how dare He's so crazy? He should have got man, 0:36:57.960 --> 0:36:59.080 you gotta get to worried us. 0:37:02.719 --> 0:37:03.000 I did. 0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:05.200 So, you got a lot of people who you know 0:37:05.600 --> 0:37:09.360 no people and who probably actually do have tons of money. Yeah, 0:37:09.400 --> 0:37:11.920 so everybody has that one person in the group that 0:37:11.960 --> 0:37:14.520 you're like, she might not have it, so let's let's 0:37:14.520 --> 0:37:15.040 pay for her. 0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:16.120 Are you that person? 0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:19.799 I do your friends show show up and show out? 0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:24.480 Well, part of the problem was I gotta I was 0:37:24.480 --> 0:37:26.319 one of the first friends in my group to like 0:37:26.360 --> 0:37:30.880 get a writing job, and so after that happened, you 0:37:30.920 --> 0:37:33.200 know what I mean, Like you have money now it's like, yeah, 0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:36.360 I stole a free stuff honestly, and also I don't. 0:37:36.440 --> 0:37:38.560 It's not even like that, right, You're not like you're 0:37:38.600 --> 0:37:42.400 not like you haven't sold a shove. Yeah, I'm not 0:37:42.520 --> 0:37:45.520 freaking writing for sign Fields do make good money, though, 0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:48.120 I mean I can eat, I can put my repok at. 0:37:48.040 --> 0:37:50.080 You be a modest bitch, I know, just some people 0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:52.920 out here making cakes on writing. I don't know you 0:37:53.000 --> 0:37:56.240 was at BT so actually, yeah, come through with the receipts. 0:37:56.280 --> 0:37:59.800 It wasn't how much money, was it, really? 0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:06.120 I mean you could tell us off the pain, that's right, 0:38:07.239 --> 0:38:13.120 you on medicaid. She definitely don't have blue Cross. He 0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:15.600 doesn't give you blue cross blue shield, No, not at all. 0:38:15.840 --> 0:38:17.719 They're like he's a band aid and a receipt for 0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:21.000 a chicken. There's an urgent carrying neighborhood. 0:38:21.000 --> 0:38:22.879 Go there, Mari. 0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:26.000 This is why we don't get hired for ship yo. Honestly, 0:38:26.200 --> 0:38:29.919 we will drag a place, a network down to a round. 0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:35.239 I don't think they have any more thought of emplogued me. 0:38:35.360 --> 0:38:36.080 So I'm fine. 0:38:36.920 --> 0:38:40.120 The beach a sucker. Wow, yeah, I said it, but 0:38:40.160 --> 0:38:40.759 I haven't last. 0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:43.600 She said she didn't know for sure. She was on 0:38:43.680 --> 0:38:45.280 a cusp about getting high. 0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:49.719 Hard line sucker dick, hard line. You need to a 0:38:49.800 --> 0:38:51.080 hard suck a hard dick. 0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:56.160 Do rock paper scissors on cutting that out, leave it in. 0:38:56.680 --> 0:39:00.000 I stand by anxious, beautiful white smiles across the room, 0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:01.280 anxious beautiful. 0:39:01.280 --> 0:39:02.399 Oh see that's you should write. 0:39:02.440 --> 0:39:06.760 That's a poem you are, that's a show anxious beautiful minds, 0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:08.160 white smiles. 0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:09.719 I was anxiously nice. 0:39:09.719 --> 0:39:13.640 Okay, cool, So what's the most expensive things like your 0:39:13.680 --> 0:39:16.000 friends might have put together for you? 0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:20.520 One night I went out with friends to like a 0:39:20.800 --> 0:39:23.800 like a club, and I also was like, I don't 0:39:23.840 --> 0:39:28.319 like like clubs make me anxious weird, I mean, like 0:39:28.400 --> 0:39:30.960 you have club experience. 0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:32.680 No, but it makes me anxious. Now, as a sober person. 0:39:32.920 --> 0:39:36.080 Yeah, they're just like a little anxiety inducing and also 0:39:36.360 --> 0:39:38.680 like I don't just like the sweat and the fuck 0:39:38.760 --> 0:39:41.560 in the air. It's it's like it's. 0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:45.280 Got to use the creative heat the air. 0:39:47.640 --> 0:39:48.200 They get that. 0:39:48.560 --> 0:39:51.240 Some shirts, Oh my god, it's so weird. Just shirt shirts, 0:39:51.239 --> 0:39:52.080 shirts right now. 0:39:53.560 --> 0:39:54.319 Lots of merch. 0:39:55.200 --> 0:39:55.719 I can't wait. 0:39:55.800 --> 0:39:58.560 I really, I really would love a jacket that has 0:39:58.640 --> 0:40:04.480 each sleeve in one says straight as that's insane, so 0:40:04.600 --> 0:40:07.040 good and so good, or like a front back T 0:40:07.160 --> 0:40:10.200 shirts situation. I'm just pitching, just pitching. 0:40:11.440 --> 0:40:12.160 So you're at the club. 0:40:12.360 --> 0:40:15.600 We're at the club and we're getting drunks. 0:40:15.280 --> 0:40:18.120 And what's your poison? What are you drinking? 0:40:18.239 --> 0:40:20.839 I like whiskey. I like whiskey dark. 0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:24.600 Yeah, I don't say that. You give me vodkavi. 0:40:24.880 --> 0:40:28.160 I do I look like a like a vodka cranberry girl, And. 0:40:28.320 --> 0:40:30.520 That's okay, No, no, no, you give me like mixed 0:40:30.560 --> 0:40:32.520 cocktail like a long berry, like. 0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:43.239 A watermelon martini. 0:40:40.040 --> 0:40:40.239 Water. 0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:44.960 I do love the cocktail though, come on, but we 0:40:45.040 --> 0:40:47.000 but we were this was also like but they were 0:40:47.000 --> 0:40:49.719 getting like bottles and like yeah, this is like a 0:40:49.800 --> 0:40:54.080 club of clob like you know, like going hard, lights 0:40:54.239 --> 0:40:56.840 and flashing people dancing. 0:40:56.960 --> 0:40:58.439 We give us, give us the look. 0:40:58.680 --> 0:41:01.560 I was wearing like a skirt and a shirt. Yeah, 0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:04.520 you wear a skirt I every now and again. You 0:41:04.600 --> 0:41:06.520 got to switch it up sometimes. But I knew that 0:41:06.560 --> 0:41:08.520 I was going out and so and I also I 0:41:08.560 --> 0:41:10.680 think I wore like a boot with a heel because 0:41:10.719 --> 0:41:14.240 I wasn't gonna do like full you know, skinny heels 0:41:14.239 --> 0:41:19.480 stiletto situation. I mean, just absolutely not. I was like, 0:41:19.560 --> 0:41:22.040 I already can feel myself on the train back home, 0:41:22.080 --> 0:41:23.959 so I'm gonna try to leaves so. 0:41:23.960 --> 0:41:25.960 Your friend's not getting you a cab after well, so 0:41:26.040 --> 0:41:29.600 then here we go. And so we're at the club whatever. 0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:32.200 It's inks and it's oks and it's ONNSEN and I'm like, 0:41:32.360 --> 0:41:34.960 we're getting a lot of drinks right to like my 0:41:34.960 --> 0:41:37.160 my other friend who's like closest to the to the 0:41:37.280 --> 0:41:41.840 rich dude, and she's like whatever, and I'm like, okay, cool, cool. 0:41:42.040 --> 0:41:45.279 Also, this is important to note they are Korean and 0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:53.320 Korean American Sir frows so crazy, but it's like adjacent 0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:57.520 to that crew. Yeah, so it's like they're Koreating Korean 0:41:57.560 --> 0:41:59.680 Americans and whatever. And like when I hung out with 0:41:59.719 --> 0:42:03.080 them before we're hanging out, you know, we're eating like 0:42:03.440 --> 0:42:05.680 whatever food, you know what I mean, like good food, yeah, 0:42:05.680 --> 0:42:09.399 but it's nothing like too extravagant, right, And and so 0:42:09.680 --> 0:42:11.520 in my mind, I'm like, okay, these are just like 0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:14.400 n YU people who have you know, enough money to 0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:16.520 go to n Y but whatever. And so we're at 0:42:16.520 --> 0:42:18.880 the club and and and I'm like okay, this is 0:42:18.920 --> 0:42:20.480 like I feel like we're getting a lot of drinks 0:42:20.480 --> 0:42:22.359 and he's like whatever, like it's on my mom's cart, 0:42:22.440 --> 0:42:25.719 like I don't care. I'm like huh. And so we're 0:42:25.800 --> 0:42:27.880 I'm like okay, short short Shore and the night is 0:42:27.920 --> 0:42:30.319 like wrapping up, and he's like, yo, let's let's go 0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:33.680 home like whatever, like uh, probably gonna cab it back. 0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:35.880 And I'm like okay, sure. Like in my head, I'm like, 0:42:35.880 --> 0:42:38.879 what the heck is this bill? Looking like the bill 0:42:38.960 --> 0:42:43.600 comes over twenty five hundred dollars like for for everything, 0:42:43.680 --> 0:42:46.520 for all those drinks, for like the roped off area. 0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:49.200 And I was just like in a night and he's like, eh, 0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:52.320 my mom's card and I'm like okay, wow. 0:42:52.600 --> 0:42:54.359 And nobody had sex with him that night. 0:42:54.560 --> 0:42:57.879 No, Wow, that's a good friend. That's what I'm telling you. 0:42:57.960 --> 0:42:59.840 This is why Ronney's dudes day money. 0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:01.839 It's fine. It's on his mom's card. 0:43:01.920 --> 0:43:02.919 It's on his mom's card. 0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:05.400 It's fine, it's his mom. As much as you can. 0:43:05.520 --> 0:43:08.400 Yes see, ladies don't feel bad about like spending some 0:43:08.600 --> 0:43:09.400 man's money. 0:43:09.520 --> 0:43:11.479 Right, it might be his mom's money, but whatever, spend 0:43:11.480 --> 0:43:12.040 her money and. 0:43:12.600 --> 0:43:15.480 Spending his dad's money, and the cycle, you know, and 0:43:15.560 --> 0:43:19.759 the circle. I also feel like any time whena because 0:43:19.760 --> 0:43:22.800 like I definitely do know like people who are like, oh, 0:43:22.800 --> 0:43:24.279 but it's like if you do that, then there's the 0:43:24.400 --> 0:43:27.439 expectation of sex or whatever. But there's no better time 0:43:27.480 --> 0:43:30.320 than now to just be like, so what you expected sex? 0:43:30.400 --> 0:43:32.319 Yes, you know what I mean, pull that card out, 0:43:32.360 --> 0:43:33.200 pull it, pull. 0:43:33.040 --> 0:43:35.440 It, pull it hard, and make them feel horrible. 0:43:35.800 --> 0:43:36.280 They won't. 0:43:36.360 --> 0:43:39.120 They won't, Yeah, they won't be like actually that bill 0:43:39.320 --> 0:43:40.279 twenty one hundred dollars. 0:43:40.320 --> 0:43:41.520 Yeah, I actually do expect it. 0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:44.480 I'd be like, I only had twelve drinks time, so 0:43:44.600 --> 0:43:45.600 I'm not paying this. 0:43:47.520 --> 0:43:47.759 With me. 0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:51.520 I'm sorry, my vagina does not cost twelve vodka sodas. Yeah, sorry, 0:43:51.560 --> 0:43:53.480 I'm sorry. I'm worth more than twenty five hundred dollars. 0:43:53.840 --> 0:43:57.080 Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, and that's. 0:43:56.920 --> 0:43:59.120 That well, you know what it's it's crazy when you 0:43:59.160 --> 0:44:02.319 say going out with your friends now that I'm a 0:44:02.360 --> 0:44:04.680 comedian and they know that I ain't got no coins, 0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:07.480 when they invite me to dinners when they go out 0:44:07.520 --> 0:44:12.759 and they already know I have Nathan's on it. One 0:44:12.800 --> 0:44:15.200 time we're at a dinner and they're like, oh, well, 0:44:15.239 --> 0:44:22.799 divided by seven and they're like, oh, oh, actually divide. Yeah, 0:44:23.040 --> 0:44:25.200 you didn't see me that I'm wearing this orange jacket boot. 0:44:25.400 --> 0:44:30.040 I'm here, I was eating all the Yeah. 0:44:30.160 --> 0:44:34.120 It is also weird like having friends who are like 0:44:34.480 --> 0:44:38.680 more successful, like and like have like either like better 0:44:38.719 --> 0:44:41.000 writing jobs, are acting on it or whatever, and like 0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:43.319 actually have money. And then like because there will be 0:44:43.320 --> 0:44:45.800 moments where I'm going out with people and I'm like, oh, 0:44:45.960 --> 0:44:47.960 this person just walked away, or they're paying the entire 0:44:48.000 --> 0:44:48.880 bill for everyone. 0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:50.319 Oh I love that. 0:44:50.400 --> 0:44:53.279 I love when we're to come and somebody already paid 0:44:53.320 --> 0:44:55.120 and they're like all right, let's go, And You're like, wait, 0:44:55.480 --> 0:44:58.239 because you pretend to reach you, I pretend to. 0:44:58.200 --> 0:45:00.040 Reach I feel like what the pretend to reach? This 0:45:00.280 --> 0:45:03.440 is crucial No, it's annoying. I mean we've done it 0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:05.799 so many times. Like as a waitress, I'm like, let's 0:45:05.800 --> 0:45:07.320 not play this game already. 0:45:07.440 --> 0:45:08.439 You know you're not gonna pay. 0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:10.319 Yeah, Like, just give me a fucking card that we're 0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:11.720 gonna use and stop these games. 0:45:11.719 --> 0:45:13.120 I don't have time for the bad game. 0:45:13.320 --> 0:45:13.480 No. 0:45:13.520 --> 0:45:16.760 I mean like when the friend gets up and pretend 0:45:16.760 --> 0:45:18.360 to going to the bathroom and they pay for everybody. 0:45:18.440 --> 0:45:21.000 Yeah, then you're at the table after it's already paid, like. 0:45:21.000 --> 0:45:23.839 Oh well I was gonna oh okay, well thank you. 0:45:24.000 --> 0:45:27.560 That friend is usually wearing like a slide like that. 0:45:27.800 --> 0:45:30.279 The friend usually the backless shoe. It doesn't look like 0:45:30.320 --> 0:45:32.239 they're the person who's gonna be paying, but they do. 0:45:32.480 --> 0:45:34.319 They're sort of like a disheveled. 0:45:33.800 --> 0:45:37.600 Hair y going like as you wash today, like you know, 0:45:38.160 --> 0:45:40.160 like a Steve Jobs like cold. 0:45:39.920 --> 0:45:42.439 Jean right yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:45:42.600 --> 0:45:43.400 I love those friends. 0:45:43.440 --> 0:45:45.760 I love those friends, like no matter how many times 0:45:45.760 --> 0:45:47.640 they wash their face, there will always be a little 0:45:47.640 --> 0:45:50.000 bit of eyeliner. Yes, I love those friends. 0:45:50.080 --> 0:45:50.360 Yes. 0:45:51.480 --> 0:45:53.960 What about okay, so you got your friends, you do 0:45:54.080 --> 0:45:57.319 all that? What about any venmo situations? Because that's what's 0:45:57.360 --> 0:46:00.359 going on now, Like friends, people are on social media. Hey, 0:46:01.080 --> 0:46:03.279 I would love if anybody could veno me for my 0:46:03.440 --> 0:46:06.920 birthday or for like my cat died for my tooth. 0:46:07.760 --> 0:46:08.680 I haven't done that yet. 0:46:08.840 --> 0:46:12.560 I have not done that yet, but I and and 0:46:12.640 --> 0:46:14.960 a lot of days, like I think. 0:46:14.760 --> 0:46:19.399 About it, honestly, for your birthday, it's I Sidney said. 0:46:19.480 --> 0:46:21.200 My birthday was like two weeks ago. And Sidney was like, 0:46:21.320 --> 0:46:23.800 if anybody wants to venmo Marie for her birthday, her 0:46:24.000 --> 0:46:25.319 Venmo was Marie Foss And. 0:46:27.000 --> 0:46:27.920 For my birthday, okay. 0:46:28.080 --> 0:46:31.600 I did a show where the guy, like the person 0:46:31.640 --> 0:46:33.719 who like put the show together, was like, here are 0:46:33.719 --> 0:46:36.000 these comics and here are their venmos. If you like them, 0:46:36.480 --> 0:46:38.640 venmo them. And I was like, hah, no one's going 0:46:38.680 --> 0:46:42.760 to Oh my god, people venmoed me for a joke. 0:46:43.000 --> 0:46:45.640 It was, which is like, but it was fun. 0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:48.600 We should do that, like for our show. We should 0:46:48.719 --> 0:46:50.919 like we should have people. 0:46:51.400 --> 0:46:54.040 It kind of was. It was like a cool idea. 0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:57.600 And I have a friend who started one of those 0:46:57.680 --> 0:47:03.239 like astrology meme accounts. Do you know this there's like 0:47:03.320 --> 0:47:06.880 a lot of name Her name is Courtney. 0:47:06.560 --> 0:47:09.720 Okay, but the the but that sounds like a Courtney move. 0:47:09.840 --> 0:47:14.280 I mean listen. When it first started, I was like, oh, okay, 0:47:14.400 --> 0:47:16.440 this is cool that she made this thing. And then 0:47:16.440 --> 0:47:18.319 she was like, I'm quitting my job, and I was 0:47:18.400 --> 0:47:22.200 like this, wait hold on. But literally people will venmo 0:47:22.400 --> 0:47:24.560 her for memes, and I mean she like also does 0:47:24.600 --> 0:47:27.480 other things like like writing and stuff like, but like 0:47:27.719 --> 0:47:31.400 people like will send her money for her online content. 0:47:31.480 --> 0:47:32.520 How many followers you get? 0:47:32.800 --> 0:47:35.400 Uh? I think like two hundred and fifty k or 0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:40.320 something like it, like atrology, It like blew up, she's 0:47:40.360 --> 0:47:41.560 doing well, She's. 0:47:41.440 --> 0:47:45.520 Right, quob listen, I am doing it all wrong. Yes, honestly, 0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:46.319 there's some. 0:47:46.760 --> 0:47:50.520 Fans, like real fans, people who like fans will ride 0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:51.000 or die. 0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:52.879 They will support you for real. 0:47:52.960 --> 0:47:53.960 Yeah, they'll help you free load. 0:47:54.040 --> 0:47:56.400 I got to get two hundred fifty thou friends? Hey, 0:47:56.440 --> 0:48:00.560 unofficial expert followers or fans or whatever? Are you a 0:48:00.640 --> 0:48:06.279 real one? Are you straight as. 0:48:06.400 --> 0:48:08.760 If you're gas hell, you can find us all on venomo. 0:48:10.360 --> 0:48:12.319 If you're straight as fuck, you can also find me 0:48:12.360 --> 0:48:13.080 on vemo. 0:48:13.920 --> 0:48:16.800 Uh what about adults? I feel like you got the 0:48:17.200 --> 0:48:18.760 power to scam some adults. 0:48:18.920 --> 0:48:22.200 Oh, because you got that like little like like hey. 0:48:22.200 --> 0:48:24.080 Yeah, and it's sort of like an orphan like a 0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:27.640 lost in New York City orphan vibe. Yeah, I've definitely 0:48:27.680 --> 0:48:30.880 had like several just like gotten dinners. I love to 0:48:30.880 --> 0:48:34.680 go to a dinner and yeah, I'm I'm sorry. I'm 0:48:34.680 --> 0:48:35.799 obsessed with dinner. 0:48:36.040 --> 0:48:38.120 Sydney, and I like, I feel like we've gotten to 0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:41.080 some really some real nice, just eventful dinner. 0:48:41.680 --> 0:48:43.480 We got some events coming up. We had an event 0:48:43.480 --> 0:48:44.160 coming up next week. 0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:46.560 Yeah, we're always on the on the go and working 0:48:46.600 --> 0:48:49.080 our way to get to the next level of scamming. 0:48:49.120 --> 0:48:50.560 What else can we get for free? 0:48:50.680 --> 0:48:50.919 Why? 0:48:51.440 --> 0:48:56.400 I recently my big crusade right now, my foot was 0:48:56.440 --> 0:48:59.320 run over by an uber recently, right and this is 0:48:59.400 --> 0:49:03.800 sort of my My foot was run over by an uber. 0:49:04.040 --> 0:49:06.560 It's my right foot. I'm now in a shoe bravely, 0:49:06.600 --> 0:49:09.680 I'm in a sneaker, but it was run over and 0:49:09.719 --> 0:49:11.120 I had a hairline fracture. 0:49:11.440 --> 0:49:14.640 Fuck camera. 0:49:14.800 --> 0:49:19.640 It was a Toyota and he ran over my foot. Wait, 0:49:19.680 --> 0:49:24.520 can you I I was I was going to an 0:49:24.520 --> 0:49:26.760 engagement party and I was getting out of the Uber 0:49:27.080 --> 0:49:29.239 and I had and I was stepping out and he 0:49:29.280 --> 0:49:31.520 already started driving away and he drove over my foot 0:49:31.640 --> 0:49:34.560 and I was like, no, you drove over my foot 0:49:34.560 --> 0:49:37.839 and he backed up to hear me over my foot, 0:49:38.200 --> 0:49:41.799 and I was like, you should go, because that is 0:49:41.840 --> 0:49:45.000 like my gut reaction to just anything. I like picked 0:49:45.000 --> 0:49:47.200 the wrong emotion to feel and sort of like flight 0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:50.759 or flight scramble. I was like embarrassed, like that was 0:49:50.800 --> 0:49:52.040 what my body chose to do. 0:49:52.160 --> 0:49:54.680 Wait, he ran over your foot twice time. So he 0:49:54.760 --> 0:49:57.880 ran over it then backed up over it, and you 0:49:57.960 --> 0:50:01.759 said you should go, And then then what happened? You 0:50:01.760 --> 0:50:02.360 go to this party? 0:50:02.400 --> 0:50:04.880 So I step in and I immediately go, oh, my 0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:09.720 foot just got run over twice. So I called another 0:50:09.880 --> 0:50:12.560 uber because I have no shame, and that one took 0:50:12.560 --> 0:50:15.759 me to the city m D. Yes I went to 0:50:15.840 --> 0:50:16.520 a city MD. 0:50:17.000 --> 0:50:17.839 There's nothing wrong with that. 0:50:19.560 --> 0:50:21.600 Yes, I went to my summer home the City, MD 0:50:22.400 --> 0:50:27.360 and my second home the Union Square, City MD. And 0:50:27.360 --> 0:50:31.440 and one time I went there with true sorry is 0:50:31.440 --> 0:50:33.040 that I went there with a friend and the woman 0:50:33.040 --> 0:50:36.440 from the front desk recognized me. She was like, no 0:50:36.719 --> 0:50:40.600 fromming to the City MD. So often just like hi, 0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:43.600 And I was like, good to see you again, Kathy, 0:50:43.800 --> 0:50:50.840 and so looked at my foot and I so I 0:50:50.920 --> 0:50:53.600 like emailed uber and I was like this happened, Like 0:50:53.640 --> 0:50:55.640 you have to pay for the bills. I don't want 0:50:55.640 --> 0:50:57.920 to penalize the driver because like I saw a picture 0:50:57.920 --> 0:50:59.480 of like his son on the dashboard, you know what 0:50:59.480 --> 0:51:02.440 I mean. I was like, he's another Listen, you got 0:51:02.480 --> 0:51:05.400 a heart after your fucking foot was a company, but 0:51:05.440 --> 0:51:08.799 I wanted the company to suffer. And so now I am. 0:51:09.600 --> 0:51:11.880 My dad has like a friend who's a lawyer, and 0:51:11.960 --> 0:51:13.839 so I'm like, I want free Ubers for the rest 0:51:13.920 --> 0:51:14.359 of my life. 0:51:14.360 --> 0:51:16.080 Honestly, I feel like that's what you're gonna say that 0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:17.880 you got. We're working on it. 0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:20.560 We're working on it. Is that Okay, so Uber paid, 0:51:20.600 --> 0:51:22.920 they paid the hospital bill, and they paid for the 0:51:23.000 --> 0:51:26.239 Ubers to and from so that night is covered. But 0:51:26.960 --> 0:51:28.640 I want it more. I was like, I want every 0:51:28.680 --> 0:51:30.759 Uber I had to take when I was when I 0:51:30.800 --> 0:51:34.360 was freaking booted right, like right. 0:51:34.360 --> 0:51:36.719 And did you miss the engagement party? Oh yeah, of 0:51:36.760 --> 0:51:37.200 course she did. 0:51:37.320 --> 0:51:39.640 Should pay you, should reimburse you for that, right. 0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:41.400 Got to you like I paid for the gift and 0:51:42.120 --> 0:51:42.640 an outfit. 0:51:43.080 --> 0:51:46.239 I got my hair done, huh, yes, I got you 0:51:46.239 --> 0:51:48.319 gotta get me new shoes because now my foot this. 0:51:48.280 --> 0:51:50.120 Is now a part of my case, I'm gonna need 0:51:50.120 --> 0:51:53.760 the taste for this taste draft something for you girl. Honestly, 0:51:53.840 --> 0:51:58.320 maybe I'm not might break my foot tonight. I'm not 0:51:58.480 --> 0:51:59.680 to get hammered to the foot tonight. 0:52:01.640 --> 0:52:04.280 Get out forever. 0:52:04.680 --> 0:52:10.680 That's my case. All the rock tapes, oh my gosh, 0:52:10.760 --> 0:52:11.400 I'm in court. 0:52:11.440 --> 0:52:15.759 I'm crying like they are, Like on the September, I 0:52:15.800 --> 0:52:18.200 don't even know what date is, October whatever, You're on 0:52:18.200 --> 0:52:19.920 the unofficial expert saying you were going to take a 0:52:20.000 --> 0:52:20.880 hammer to the foods. 0:52:20.920 --> 0:52:23.120 I have no idea what you're talking about. I'll be 0:52:23.160 --> 0:52:24.080 speaking to my lawyer now. 0:52:24.239 --> 0:52:26.239 Objection. My lawyer is you. 0:52:28.920 --> 0:52:31.960 I'm like overall, just like you can't say that. I'm like, 0:52:32.040 --> 0:52:35.320 but I just ate Boston Esquire. I see you, Boston, 0:52:35.480 --> 0:52:40.200 Washington and gay that's a great actually good okay, merch again, 0:52:41.920 --> 0:52:44.279 content and gay that's what it is. 0:52:44.400 --> 0:52:46.719 So these are all good. But I feel like I 0:52:47.120 --> 0:52:48.600 beat you on this because. 0:52:49.080 --> 0:52:50.800 I do you freeload. 0:52:51.400 --> 0:52:54.920 My friend was scamming this, not scamming this, but this 0:52:55.000 --> 0:52:58.279 dude kept like buying her purses taking around. These are 0:52:58.320 --> 0:53:01.919 kind of bags Chanel, like the big one, the jumbo bag, 0:53:02.080 --> 0:53:04.200 like the one that's clunky, the one that's like over 0:53:04.280 --> 0:53:07.000 five thousand dollars. He's like, I want to go to 0:53:08.600 --> 0:53:11.120 Miami and I want to take you. And she's like, 0:53:11.440 --> 0:53:14.720 or cool, but you got to bring my friend Sidney 0:53:14.800 --> 0:53:16.720 because I don't want to go. I don't feel comfortable 0:53:16.760 --> 0:53:19.879 going with just you. And he said, cool, So pay 0:53:20.000 --> 0:53:24.960 for my flight there, right, So I'm there and pays 0:53:25.000 --> 0:53:25.440 for everything. 0:53:26.560 --> 0:53:28.520 I don't pay for a dime. Pays for the drugs 0:53:28.600 --> 0:53:30.919 or food. Everything. Yeah, to drugs and the food yeah. 0:53:30.920 --> 0:53:32.400 And the flight, yes, and the flight. 0:53:32.920 --> 0:53:38.719 I the day before we're supposed to leave, my Auntie 0:53:39.200 --> 0:53:43.840 was like dying and I'm in full on teers and 0:53:43.920 --> 0:53:46.040 I looked at the flight to change and it was 0:53:46.200 --> 0:53:49.600 like six hundred dollars to go to California from Miami, 0:53:49.960 --> 0:53:51.360 and I was like, I don't have this money. 0:53:51.880 --> 0:53:53.080 He's like, don't worry. 0:53:53.800 --> 0:53:56.840 He bought my ticket to freaking California and back to 0:53:56.920 --> 0:53:57.520 New York City. 0:53:57.560 --> 0:53:59.040 Yeah, have me be the two tickets. 0:53:59.160 --> 0:54:01.520 I said what? And my friend didn't give him. No 0:54:01.640 --> 0:54:03.160 cat not not one not. 0:54:03.600 --> 0:54:06.719 She would she told you if she slept with him, 0:54:06.719 --> 0:54:07.960 would have told you, yes, she would have. 0:54:07.960 --> 0:54:10.520 We're roommates. That don't mean nothing. I don't even know 0:54:10.520 --> 0:54:12.360 my middle night, not me. I was. 0:54:12.440 --> 0:54:17.480 I was sleeping in her bed when she wasn't there, Okay, 0:54:17.560 --> 0:54:18.359 I was waiting for her. 0:54:19.360 --> 0:54:22.000 You owed for us or not? 0:54:22.239 --> 0:54:24.640 You were sleeping in her bed when she why? 0:54:24.719 --> 0:54:26.840 And you're probably eating all types of crunchy. 0:54:27.719 --> 0:54:30.120 I wouldn't eat her bed, but I was definitely waiting around, Like, 0:54:30.400 --> 0:54:31.919 so you got us some money this week? 0:54:33.680 --> 0:54:33.839 Him? 0:54:34.360 --> 0:54:36.719 Yeah, yeah, she was him exactly yeah. 0:54:36.719 --> 0:54:39.680 But when when when that happened, I was like, oh man, 0:54:39.719 --> 0:54:42.320 I can't even imagine what these other girls are getting, 0:54:42.360 --> 0:54:45.759 girls who actually have like body I looked like him, 0:54:45.880 --> 0:54:47.480 K Like I can't even I. 0:54:47.400 --> 0:54:49.120 Have like a friend of a friend who like met 0:54:49.160 --> 0:54:51.799 an older dude like literally and seeking arrangement and now 0:54:51.800 --> 0:54:55.680 they've been together for like forty years and she has everything. 0:54:55.719 --> 0:54:57.880 And how much older than her is he? 0:54:58.000 --> 0:55:02.399 She's my age and he early millions. It's like, well 0:55:02.680 --> 0:55:05.640 he's like it's like one like a long island like 0:55:05.800 --> 0:55:09.799 rich man. Like what she's just like is either in 0:55:09.840 --> 0:55:11.799 that house or like traveling wherever she wants. 0:55:11.800 --> 0:55:12.719 Do you ever feel bad? 0:55:13.040 --> 0:55:13.960 Do I ever feel bad? 0:55:13.960 --> 0:55:16.680 I'm not like being able to contribute sometimes, like I 0:55:16.719 --> 0:55:17.319 don't have it. 0:55:18.719 --> 0:55:25.560 No, No, sometimes I do, but I do. I'm like, 0:55:25.600 --> 0:55:28.200 maybe I should just make an account, you know, I 0:55:28.320 --> 0:55:28.879 just you know what. 0:55:28.800 --> 0:55:30.960 This is what I'm afraid of because I feel like everybody, 0:55:31.280 --> 0:55:34.240 every female that went to college has made an account 0:55:34.320 --> 0:55:36.080 or thought about making an account or whatever, because we 0:55:36.080 --> 0:55:37.400 ain't got no money when we're in school. 0:55:37.440 --> 0:55:40.800 But I'm just afraid that somebody, I know it's. 0:55:40.600 --> 0:55:43.680 Gonna see me on one of these things and be like, marieh, 0:55:43.880 --> 0:55:44.759 what what's this? 0:55:45.200 --> 0:55:46.440 What do you want to know me? What's this? 0:55:46.480 --> 0:55:49.040 You would want to look like dollars dot Com? You 0:55:49.520 --> 0:55:51.759 look like exactly I'm trying to get. I'm trying to 0:55:51.760 --> 0:55:54.279 get a bag to secure the bag. Secure all about 0:55:54.280 --> 0:55:57.120 secure the bags. I went on a date with this 0:55:57.200 --> 0:56:01.960 dude that was also dating this woman and who somebody 0:56:02.120 --> 0:56:04.480 at Tesla or somebody at like one of these like 0:56:05.160 --> 0:56:09.440 rich expensive places. She was dating one of these guys, 0:56:09.480 --> 0:56:12.239 and he bought her an apartment and put it in 0:56:12.280 --> 0:56:14.600 her name and then is paying for her to go 0:56:14.640 --> 0:56:17.440 to school right now, her name said, he put it 0:56:17.440 --> 0:56:20.880 in her name because that's that's what you want, is 0:56:20.880 --> 0:56:22.960 it to be in your name? So when we break up, 0:56:23.120 --> 0:56:25.360 you can't say that this is your place. Oh my god, 0:56:25.800 --> 0:56:27.720 he bought her an apartment in the issue. 0:56:27.800 --> 0:56:31.279 Is that so? I mean, and it happened earlier. But 0:56:31.400 --> 0:56:34.960 I have too much heart sometimes where I'm just like 0:56:35.239 --> 0:56:38.400 and and that's and that's sort of the what makes 0:56:38.440 --> 0:56:41.080 my free loading work, but also is a crutch, you 0:56:41.239 --> 0:56:42.680 know what I mean, which is like I might not 0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:45.120 I don't know if I'll get if I'll get the apartment. 0:56:47.080 --> 0:56:48.880 Could you got to be ruthless, But you got to 0:56:48.920 --> 0:56:51.240 be ruthless if you want the building in your name. 0:56:51.200 --> 0:56:51.919 In your name. 0:56:52.120 --> 0:56:55.240 But you're a good person and I appreciate you because 0:56:55.360 --> 0:56:56.239 you want to give back. 0:56:56.360 --> 0:56:58.680 Yeah, like that's good karma. I think, thank you. 0:56:58.719 --> 0:57:03.160 And if any executive right now is listening to this 0:57:03.520 --> 0:57:05.040 and sort of here's my good. 0:57:04.880 --> 0:57:09.320 Heart, you know, here's my fashion. 0:57:10.120 --> 0:57:12.759 You know, I will I will take an apartment. I'll 0:57:12.760 --> 0:57:14.919 start a charity in both of our names, but will 0:57:14.920 --> 0:57:17.320 you take a dick for the apartment? 0:57:18.400 --> 0:57:19.120 And Sydney? 0:57:19.200 --> 0:57:21.440 Okay, but were you saying a sentence earlier? 0:57:21.680 --> 0:57:22.840 This is this is the. 0:57:22.800 --> 0:57:25.160 Saying you said you will take the you'll take the apartment, 0:57:25.160 --> 0:57:26.520 but will you take a dick for the apartment. 0:57:26.520 --> 0:57:29.280 I'm a lawyer, no, no, no, no, no. 0:57:29.120 --> 0:57:30.600 It's Sidney. I'm gonna see you sis. 0:57:31.080 --> 0:57:33.680 If a dude, it's like you got to sleep with me, 0:57:33.840 --> 0:57:36.000 and you know I'm ready to sign the papers right now. 0:57:36.400 --> 0:57:43.080 The apartment in your name in in Soho or Troba 0:57:43.160 --> 0:57:45.200 or the hell wherever you need it to be. 0:57:45.360 --> 0:57:46.280 Is it like once. 0:57:47.640 --> 0:57:48.600 It's for a week? 0:57:48.840 --> 0:57:52.120 A week, you gotta take the so one dick five 0:57:52.200 --> 0:57:55.120 times O man for a whole apartment in my name 0:57:55.240 --> 0:57:58.120 and your name. There's a two bedroom, there's a terrorists. 0:58:00.920 --> 0:58:03.280 Is there laundry in the building, laundry in the units? 0:58:04.000 --> 0:58:07.840 Are taking the dick for five days? 0:58:07.880 --> 0:58:08.880 She said, there's laundry? 0:58:09.080 --> 0:58:09.800 She said, there's. 0:58:09.680 --> 0:58:12.400 Laundry, Sydney, Sidney, you would take the dick for five 0:58:12.520 --> 0:58:15.520 days for all that? I can't you mean you can't 0:58:16.320 --> 0:58:18.600 You rather live where you live than get the terrify. 0:58:18.680 --> 0:58:21.160 I'll find a way to get it, giving you. 0:58:21.200 --> 0:58:27.440 The dick on my own. Just take the dick, said no, listeners, 0:58:27.960 --> 0:58:29.720 I'm giving I'm throwing the question back. 0:58:29.920 --> 0:58:31.600 I'm giving all of you an apartment. 0:58:31.640 --> 0:58:33.840 If you say you'll take the doll I just know, 0:58:35.320 --> 0:58:38.160 would you take the dick? Absolutely everybody else take the. 0:58:38.160 --> 0:58:40.160 Do I think I'd take the five. 0:58:40.080 --> 0:58:44.760 Day, you would take the dick anyway, just for free. 0:58:46.160 --> 0:58:47.120 Basement apartment. 0:58:47.840 --> 0:58:50.400 And I'm also imagining in my situation in my in 0:58:50.480 --> 0:58:52.840 my mind, like in the simulation. In my mind, he's 0:58:52.880 --> 0:58:54.240 like kind of he's kind of gross. 0:58:54.720 --> 0:58:55.439 He is kind of gross. 0:58:55.520 --> 0:58:57.600 Okay, because people who are not gross aren't doing it, 0:58:57.800 --> 0:58:59.480 That's true. You gotta be a little bit gross, be 0:58:59.480 --> 0:59:01.520 like a little be like, okay, well give me the part. 0:59:01.560 --> 0:59:04.040 He looks like a quasi moto okay, but like but 0:59:04.160 --> 0:59:04.720 like in a suit. 0:59:05.120 --> 0:59:09.520 And I'm glad you have a heart, and I'm glad 0:59:09.560 --> 0:59:12.360 that you always think and you're and you're so young, 0:59:12.640 --> 0:59:15.000 and it's like you you're not even you're not even 0:59:15.200 --> 0:59:16.520 down on your luck yet. 0:59:16.640 --> 0:59:18.920 Girl, you know what I mean. It might not come 0:59:18.960 --> 0:59:21.640 for her, that might not ever happen. That's what I'm 0:59:21.920 --> 0:59:24.480 This is what I'm feeling the vibes. And it's beautiful 0:59:25.080 --> 0:59:25.720 because I. 0:59:25.720 --> 0:59:27.880 Get exposed tomorrow on Vulture dot Com. 0:59:27.920 --> 0:59:34.920 I don't know for what. Why would they listen if 0:59:34.960 --> 0:59:36.800 they expose you. I was like, that's a hate crime 0:59:36.840 --> 0:59:37.320 in itself. 0:59:37.400 --> 0:59:40.840 Thank you. I'm secretly a war criminal. I'm actually evil. 0:59:41.000 --> 0:59:42.520 I'm thinking about this imaginary dick. 0:59:42.720 --> 0:59:45.920 I just I feel like, yeah, you said laundry and 0:59:46.480 --> 0:59:47.040 in the unit. 0:59:47.480 --> 0:59:50.720 In the unit, throw an extra printer in there. 0:59:53.240 --> 0:59:55.800 My friends come over print all their ship. It's not 0:59:56.000 --> 0:59:58.320 just for me, it's for my community, for the community. 0:59:58.400 --> 1:00:01.280 Sid I'll take the dick so you can come over. 1:00:01.600 --> 1:00:04.720 And honestly, that's how that's how my freeloading works. I 1:00:04.840 --> 1:00:07.200 get people who will do the dirty work because I'm 1:00:07.240 --> 1:00:09.520 not good at it. Yeah, I'll be honest. 1:00:10.040 --> 1:00:10.840 I think too much. 1:00:11.120 --> 1:00:14.600 I'm very sober, I'm too old, Like I'm not pulling 1:00:14.640 --> 1:00:17.240 you only twenty five, Yeah, twenty five. I'm in a 1:00:17.360 --> 1:00:20.840 mature twenty five that also went through the civil rights Like, 1:00:20.960 --> 1:00:22.720 I'm not doing it. 1:00:22.920 --> 1:00:25.280 So I pick people who are like, she's gonna she 1:00:25.360 --> 1:00:27.480 gonna do this for the team. Yeah you know, yeah, 1:00:27.920 --> 1:00:31.480 I need that. I'm not judging. If you take it, 1:00:31.960 --> 1:00:32.320 you judge. 1:00:32.360 --> 1:00:35.800 It looks like, yeah, you held my hand and then released. 1:00:35.440 --> 1:00:39.280 It immediately today you are not my daughter. 1:00:39.360 --> 1:00:42.000 I flew to the other side of the room. No, 1:00:42.160 --> 1:00:43.920 it is good to have like schemer. I feel like 1:00:44.240 --> 1:00:45.760 it's nice to have schemers around. 1:00:45.880 --> 1:00:46.080 Yeah. 1:00:46.200 --> 1:00:48.320 Yeah, you gotta have friends that like watch your back. Also, 1:00:48.320 --> 1:00:50.640 you gotta have like a fully charged phone. Yeah, and 1:00:50.720 --> 1:00:52.640 you got to send pictures and drop pins at all 1:00:52.680 --> 1:00:53.840 times so people know where you at. 1:00:54.320 --> 1:00:57.040 And that's basically like, that's my advice for people who 1:00:57.120 --> 1:00:57.600 are listening. 1:00:57.960 --> 1:01:01.680 Do you have any like, if you two three bits 1:01:01.720 --> 1:01:05.040 of advice, I would don't. 1:01:05.120 --> 1:01:07.120 I don't make your friends make them feel like you're 1:01:07.200 --> 1:01:09.800 using them. That's the number one rule. Like your friends 1:01:09.840 --> 1:01:14.720 won't because like when you really need them, when you 1:01:14.960 --> 1:01:18.240 really freaking need them, like they're not gonna be there 1:01:18.240 --> 1:01:20.320 because like, hey, bitch, remember you said you was going 1:01:20.320 --> 1:01:22.280 to borrow to six hundred dollars and you never gave 1:01:22.320 --> 1:01:25.080 it back and then I see you stunting on the ground. Yes, yeah, 1:01:25.120 --> 1:01:28.600 that's after truth speaking. I'm telling my truth. I fucked 1:01:28.640 --> 1:01:30.800 up on that there, like after the fact I didn't 1:01:30.800 --> 1:01:33.120 even really need that money at the time, and now 1:01:33.160 --> 1:01:34.080 I actually really need it. 1:01:34.200 --> 1:01:37.520 I'm like, buck, I wish I could call that friend. Yeah, 1:01:38.280 --> 1:01:40.680 do you have any pieces of words of advice or wisdom? 1:01:40.800 --> 1:01:42.840 I say, I think you got uh you know, find 1:01:42.880 --> 1:01:46.760 what's true to you. Uh you know, and uh holding 1:01:46.800 --> 1:01:50.160 in on honing in on on that and uh. 1:01:50.240 --> 1:01:52.360 It's very vague. Yeah, that's real vague what that means. 1:01:52.480 --> 1:01:55.560 What that means is like, uh, if if you think 1:01:55.640 --> 1:01:58.440 that you're a seeking arrangement sort of person, you know, 1:01:58.600 --> 1:02:00.840 it's like go there. If you know that you're like 1:02:00.960 --> 1:02:05.840 a smaller schemes building up, go there. Don't be afraid 1:02:05.880 --> 1:02:06.480 to freeload. 1:02:06.600 --> 1:02:08.320 So also you own it. 1:02:08.480 --> 1:02:10.680 I just if you're gonna do it, do it. I 1:02:10.800 --> 1:02:12.480 used to when I was in high school. I would 1:02:12.520 --> 1:02:15.360 ask people for change, like IM like does it may 1:02:15.400 --> 1:02:17.240 have a quarter or like a dollar, and then I 1:02:17.240 --> 1:02:19.240 would use that money to like buy food, I buy 1:02:19.320 --> 1:02:24.880 lunch because I would panhandled. I excuse me, ladies. 1:02:24.600 --> 1:02:26.360 And gentlemen, that's anybody else. 1:02:26.440 --> 1:02:28.400 And I would ask people like directly, can I have 1:02:28.400 --> 1:02:30.320 a court because a bagel was like fifty cents, And 1:02:30.400 --> 1:02:33.600 so you would just sort of like collect yes every day. 1:02:33.840 --> 1:02:35.240 And I was like, people must have thought I was 1:02:35.360 --> 1:02:36.680 like the homeless dude. 1:02:36.480 --> 1:02:36.880 On the train. 1:02:37.040 --> 1:02:40.120 Yeah, you literally were literally a homeless man on the 1:02:40.160 --> 1:02:41.960 train yesterday asked me for change. And I got a 1:02:42.040 --> 1:02:44.280 flashback of me doing the same thing in high school, 1:02:44.280 --> 1:02:46.480 and I was like, oh, that was me in like 1:02:46.760 --> 1:02:48.400 a couple of years, like that was that was me? 1:02:48.760 --> 1:02:49.960 Yeah, definitely. 1:02:50.560 --> 1:02:53.480 Anyway, if you loved this episode, and I know that 1:02:53.560 --> 1:02:56.080 you did, make sure you rate, comment and subscribe. Yes, 1:02:56.200 --> 1:03:00.320 and uh, listen to our Sugar Daddy Expert episode because 1:03:00.320 --> 1:03:02.080 she was talking about all the stuff that she was getting. 1:03:02.360 --> 1:03:04.440 And you know, yeah, but I think. 1:03:04.320 --> 1:03:07.240 That's a different type of freeloading. That's like a real 1:03:07.400 --> 1:03:08.320 life freeloading. 1:03:09.280 --> 1:03:09.560 That's a. 1:03:11.040 --> 1:03:11.240 Yeah. 1:03:11.320 --> 1:03:13.120 This is like little by little. 1:03:14.520 --> 1:03:17.960 Little thing coffee, coffees, urgent. 1:03:17.760 --> 1:03:22.000 Care meals every now and again, maybe a trip or. 1:03:22.000 --> 1:03:24.640 Two, maybe an apartment with a terrorists. 1:03:24.680 --> 1:03:27.720 Okay, anyway, maybe Uber Uber, if you're listening to me 1:03:27.960 --> 1:03:30.360 give me my ride, you're going to at uber. 1:03:30.240 --> 1:03:33.640 And be like, dude, you rolled over our friend's foot 1:03:33.760 --> 1:03:37.400 twice twice, right, run us our money. 1:03:37.680 --> 1:03:39.200 It's us an our money. We're together. 1:03:39.200 --> 1:03:42.040 Okay, cool, we can talk about that. Well, we just 1:03:42.480 --> 1:03:46.040 the account sure like it like it is sort of 1:03:46.120 --> 1:03:52.080 my foot, but it's our money. Yes, Uber, Okay, pleep 1:03:52.160 --> 1:03:53.760 got pimped up by the end of this episode. 1:03:54.080 --> 1:03:56.640 But this is the free loading episode. 1:03:56.680 --> 1:03:58.640 You just and I and okay, and then I just 1:03:58.680 --> 1:03:59.280 saw it an action. 1:03:59.480 --> 1:04:01.840 You know where you are. If you get free ubers, 1:04:01.880 --> 1:04:03.720 you better hit me up and take me up. 1:04:03.720 --> 1:04:05.560 But that's what If I do get free ubers, I 1:04:05.720 --> 1:04:08.200 immediately it will be for the comedy community. No no, no, no, no, 1:04:08.240 --> 1:04:11.080 no no, just okay, got it just to okay, okay, 1:04:11.120 --> 1:04:12.680 got it just for you to excuse. 1:04:12.320 --> 1:04:15.080 Me because I had an uber the record police, I 1:04:15.160 --> 1:04:17.080 had an uber a hookup and Marie hasn't got me 1:04:17.120 --> 1:04:17.840 an uber yet. 1:04:17.920 --> 1:04:18.320 Oh I. 1:04:20.760 --> 1:04:23.280 Was taking yea, she get. 1:04:23.240 --> 1:04:23.920 A little colds. 1:04:24.040 --> 1:04:28.280 People do a little cold on uber off Sydney. You 1:04:28.360 --> 1:04:30.560 are bringing it back to like the past, that was 1:04:30.640 --> 1:04:33.680 like twenty sixteen. I can't tell you I haven't had 1:04:33.720 --> 1:04:36.320 an Ober six she hadn't take care of me since 1:04:36.920 --> 1:04:37.360 I'm waiting. 1:04:38.840 --> 1:04:40.680 Remember that we had it. We had a show and 1:04:40.800 --> 1:04:44.400 you were like, I'll take it anyways, what like the uber? 1:04:45.760 --> 1:04:46.160 Is that true? 1:04:46.320 --> 1:04:47.680 Is that false? No? Wait? 1:04:47.720 --> 1:04:48.440 Which will you? 1:04:48.720 --> 1:04:49.000 You had? 1:04:49.640 --> 1:04:52.360 You had the Sydney had a connect Yes, and I 1:04:52.440 --> 1:04:53.920 was getting free ubers you had. 1:04:54.120 --> 1:04:56.120 We had a show and then you were like there 1:04:56.240 --> 1:04:58.720 was like a super expensive trip or whatever. 1:04:58.960 --> 1:05:00.800 Yeah, I have to break that to break them up. Yeah, 1:05:00.800 --> 1:05:02.080 it was twenty dollars each. 1:05:02.280 --> 1:05:05.120 Right, Sydney had a hookup. She could take twenty dollars 1:05:05.240 --> 1:05:07.320 rides for free. So if we were going somewhere that 1:05:07.400 --> 1:05:09.760 was on course forty dollars, we had. 1:05:09.720 --> 1:05:11.000 To take two ubers. 1:05:11.160 --> 1:05:14.240 Yes, if we were going from Manhattan to Brooklyn, we 1:05:14.320 --> 1:05:15.920 had to take six ubers. 1:05:16.440 --> 1:05:18.400 Like there was a night that we were uptown. We 1:05:18.520 --> 1:05:19.840 were in Harlem and we were trying to get to 1:05:19.880 --> 1:05:21.760 Bushwick and we took it. 1:05:21.880 --> 1:05:22.480 It was like fun. 1:05:22.600 --> 1:05:25.320 We took edibles and then it turned into the journey 1:05:25.360 --> 1:05:27.400 to get to this house party in Bushwick and we 1:05:27.480 --> 1:05:29.480 had to take the Apple store. We had to take 1:05:29.560 --> 1:05:32.360 like eight different uber right, because it couldn't be it was. 1:05:32.560 --> 1:05:34.320 It was so fun. Actually, it was the most fun 1:05:34.400 --> 1:05:36.479 we've had. It was. It was more fun than the party. 1:05:36.520 --> 1:05:37.760 We got to the party, we were like, oh this 1:05:37.880 --> 1:05:40.600 is trash. Yeah, let's get back a uber again. 1:05:40.840 --> 1:05:42.640 Yeah, we should be in an uber again. We ate 1:05:42.720 --> 1:05:44.800 cake and then left. I haven't spoken to that girl since. 1:05:45.000 --> 1:05:47.200 I mean, honestly, she's dead to us. Yeah, because we 1:05:47.240 --> 1:05:49.280 don't give settle to Abigail. Thank you so much. Oh my, 1:05:50.520 --> 1:05:51.800 all right, we gotta go. Guys. 1:05:52.120 --> 1:05:55.080 Rate the podcast. Yes, subscribe to the podcast. Yes, take 1:05:55.120 --> 1:05:57.880 your friends raggedy ass phone, Yes and subscribe on that. 1:05:58.640 --> 1:05:59.960 Give us twelve stars. 1:06:00.080 --> 1:06:02.080 Yes, and then vemo us and then vemo Us. 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