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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hi guys, Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome to the Indificial Expert Podcast,

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Speaker 2: where we don't get drumb about what you thought you knew.

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Speaker 3: Oh look at that. I like that little you know.

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Speaker 3: I got sunglasses on in the stew. Okay, so you

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Speaker 3: you somebody thank you this big time. This is my

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Speaker 3: Howard Stern persona right now. Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 4: I'm wearing glasses because I don't want to look you

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Speaker 4: in your eyes and take away your soul.

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Speaker 3: You know, that's how satanic introduction was that. That's how

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Speaker 3: I feel right now. Hot, since you know I'm a Christian?

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Speaker 3: Why are you hot? Somebody? Somebody touched her butt on

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Speaker 3: the train.

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Speaker 4: No, you know, this was a this is a weird week.

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Speaker 4: I was going through a lot this week, were you. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I feel like I saw you a couple of times

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Speaker 4: this week. Yeah, but we was at Carolines, and you

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Speaker 4: know I was upset after.

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Speaker 3: Can we talk about what happened at Caroline? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Ye?

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Speaker 3: Can we name some names? Yeah, of course.

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Speaker 2: So Louis c k dropped in and Sidney was supposed

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Speaker 2: to get on stage, and like when when a comic

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Speaker 2: that has credits a famous comedian comes into a club

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Speaker 2: everybody else who thought they were going up has to wait. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And so he came out and somebody said, oh wait.

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Speaker 4: The why was really upset is that another comedian had

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Speaker 4: switched with me. He said he had to go and

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Speaker 4: he needed to go first, and I was originally first,

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Speaker 4: and then he put me all the way towards the end, right,

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Speaker 4: So I was upset because he stuck around to watch

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Speaker 4: Louis c K.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, I thought you had things to do,

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Speaker 3: and he was like, I'm not gonna leave. Louis c

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Speaker 3: K's here, and I.

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Speaker 2: Was like, that's what all the women said about him. Also, yeah,

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Speaker 2: they couldn't leave because Louis.

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Speaker 3: C K was there. Damn, you don't do that. Okay,

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Speaker 3: that's the notes. Wow Jesus.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, he came out and he was He had a

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Speaker 2: joke where he talked about his penis, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I feel like only a white man in America in

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Speaker 2: twenty eighteen can get accused of what he got accused

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Speaker 2: of and then get on stage and talk about his dick.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was like, that's that's like the right climate for this.

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Speaker 2: But they were here for it. I mean like they enjoyed.

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Speaker 4: Him will cho as crazy is that we just had

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Speaker 4: that hearing with doctor Ford and everything, and it's just like,

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Speaker 4: this is not the week to do this. You should

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Speaker 4: just still take a seat and be in your attic

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Speaker 4: or your basement and chilled. Can you just be on ice? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Like we don't need your opinion or your jokes right now.

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Speaker 4: They not that good.

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Speaker 2: They not that good.

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Speaker 4: Like what made me so upset was that everybody in

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Speaker 4: I was like, dude, there was another comic who was

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Speaker 4: funnier than him before well actually actually.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and then one after that was.

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Speaker 2: He was a professional gross ass comedian and people enjoyed him.

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Speaker 2: Somebody said that because there was one person that was

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Speaker 2: clapping longer than everybody else, and that person apparently was

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Speaker 2: standing like gave him a standing ovation by himself. Just

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Speaker 2: one person in this comedy club decided they were going

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Speaker 3: Salute this dude like he was a vent.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And so after he got off, it's the it's

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Speaker 4: a little hard for other comedians to go up and

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Speaker 4: do their thing because the the audience was already like.

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Speaker 3: They're already nut next they already nutted.

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Speaker 4: They were like well I came and I can leave

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Speaker 4: now or I'm just not going to give people the

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Speaker 4: energy that they deserve. And that's exactly what was happening,

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Speaker 4: Like they were just so lukewarm, and it's like, dude,

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Speaker 4: this guy Louis didn't even do his job. Those were

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Speaker 4: it was his open mic, pretty right. He had a

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Speaker 2: He was talking about you know whatever I popped into

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Speaker 4: And so I got online and uh, the person you

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Speaker 4: blasted somebody. I blasted the person because I called him

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Speaker 4: a dick rider. And obviously that's a triggering word for men,

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Speaker 4: because men were all in my dms like well, why

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Speaker 4: is he a dick writer?

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Speaker 3: And it's like I'm.

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Speaker 2: Because let me see what the what the post is

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Speaker 2: doing on Facebook.

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Speaker 4: Well, I've been out after the post and people came

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Speaker 4: up to me, thank you, thank you so much for

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Speaker 3: Thank you think we appreciate you. And I was like,

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Speaker 3: they're giving you standing ovations, like you're a vent.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, but it's just like you don't need

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Speaker 4: to watch this. I was stuck in the room watching

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Speaker 4: him because the dressing room was being occupied by somebody else.

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Speaker 4: Otherwise I wouldn't have watched his set, But I was like,

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Speaker 4: why are we giving him the attention that he obviously

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Speaker 4: is here for. If everybody turned his back while he

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Speaker 4: was doing his jokes, he would be like, oh, I'm

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Speaker 4: not wanted here. I'm not wanted at all, and I

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Speaker 4: probably wouldn't do this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, let's read the follow up post that Sidney

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Speaker 2: put on.

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Speaker 3: I missed this. It's like seventy nine comments.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Sidney said, half, y'all comedians would barely sit around

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Speaker 2: to watch your own friends do a set, but y'all

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Speaker 2: stayed to watch Luis c k trash.

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Speaker 3: It's dick writing.

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Speaker 2: It's oh, he's one of the greats, so fucking what

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Speaker 2: he was pulling his dick out.

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Speaker 3: And being mad weird with women.

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Speaker 2: Nah, I don't want to watch his set or any

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Speaker 2: person who is that disrespectful. Legends can be garbage too,

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Speaker 2: and I'm not standing with him.

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Speaker 3: For the love of comedy.

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Speaker 2: Sidney, give me an what's a angela ride?

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Speaker 3: Angela ride? Shut up?

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Speaker 5: Marie.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I guess that was my expertise, just calling

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Speaker 4: people out and not standing for the bullshit. Thank you,

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Speaker 4: thank you so let's crappy. Some snap, somebody gets some

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Speaker 4: snaps some okay, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Snap, some hitting your heels, clicking your heels guys.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think that we need to call out

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Speaker 4: more people as much as possible, because this is the time.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the time. Why not why not say you're fresh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Why not call somebody a dick rider? Yeah, I'm beauty.

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Speaker 2: It's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: I love it. I love it. Were you an expert?

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Speaker 2: See my expertise seems real little compared to yours. Now,

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Speaker 2: but I have pretty big week, Sis. This week, I

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Speaker 2: decided I was going to go on a date every

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Speaker 2: single day with a different man.

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Speaker 3: And because I'm on the app right, yes, And.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, it's in your pocket, it's

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Speaker 2: on your phone sometimes you like, somebody send you a

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Speaker 3: Made no excuse, Sis, you did what you did?

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Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no no no, I'm taking a step.

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Speaker 2: I just want to say something. I don't always respond

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Speaker 2: to stuff like I'm not really active on the app

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Speaker 2: Busy Bliss and so uh, my roommate is on the

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Speaker 2: same app as me, and she hasn't gone on a

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Speaker 3: And I was like, you need to get off that app.

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Speaker 3: You're doing these apps. You're dating wrong. You need to

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Speaker 3: do the Christian minglers. I went on a date on

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Speaker 3: Monday with the dude because he had a printer. Sis.

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Speaker 3: He had a printer in his building and that's why.

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Speaker 2: And I didn't know that coming into it, because technically

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Speaker 2: I went out for the tacos and then he was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: because we went to lunch and he was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: do you want to come drink on my roof?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, it's four o'clock.

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Speaker 4: It's four o'clock and it's overcast, like if there's no

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Speaker 2: But I had some stuff that I needed to print out,

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Speaker 2: and I said to him, well do you have a

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Speaker 2: printer And he said, I have a printer in my building.

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Speaker 2: And I said, well, I guess I'm coming.

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Speaker 3: Your house then.

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Speaker 2: So I went to this house and he was trying

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Speaker 2: to get me to stay. You're like, no, honey, I

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Speaker 2: got my ship printed out. I gotta get these ten

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Speaker 3: He unmatched me.

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Speaker 2: So, but the printer is in his lobby, So me

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Speaker 2: and the concierge are cool in the building now. So

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Speaker 2: now I have a place to print free Sydney. Do

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Speaker 2: you need some stuff printed this week? Girl?

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Speaker 3: Listen, I got you email it to me and then

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Speaker 3: I'm pop in see his coss beautiful.

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Speaker 4: And this is why I love Marie because she gets

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Speaker 4: what she wants. She puts it out there in the universe.

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Speaker 4: She throws it at the wall and it always comes back.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I also really want some money, universe, Universe,

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Speaker 2: throw some money in my face.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna go.

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Speaker 2: And then Tuesday I went out with uh, this like

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Speaker 3: But you know, how was that exists? Were you Rosetta

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Speaker 4: Or you were just Oh, you know what's fun is

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Speaker 4: like when people people speak and you kind of try

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Speaker 3: That's fun. You met a whole Congress conversation was a

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Speaker 3: whole corson.

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Speaker 2: I mean he was trying, you know, he was trying

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Speaker 2: to speak English, and I was like, yeah, should we

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Speaker 2: get more margarite? That was me on the rooftop with

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Speaker 2: this man that like, I'm probably never going to see

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Speaker 2: it again.

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Speaker 3: You went to another roof. Yeah, I went to another roof.

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Speaker 3: You're not trying to live.

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Speaker 4: I'm just trying to time real estate to like kill

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Speaker 3: No, yes, it.

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Speaker 2: Is when white people are gathered drinking on a roof.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: They're not gonna kill you in an alley downstairs, yes,

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Speaker 2: but not a roof.

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Speaker 4: When do you ever watch those like crime movies where

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Speaker 4: like the bad guys on the roof and then the

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Speaker 4: good guys on the roof, and then they have a

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Speaker 4: scuffle and you're.

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Speaker 2: Calling me the bad guy or the good guy? Who

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Speaker 2: am I in this scenario? You use the niggas with

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Speaker 2: a printer?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was an ink jab.

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Speaker 2: There was black and color black listen I got. I

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Speaker 2: got a black and white print out in color. I

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Speaker 2: was like, can we print that out in navy?

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Speaker 3: I love that?

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Speaker 2: Got cole bolt. So that's what I was doing. And

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Speaker 2: uh then my streak ended.

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Speaker 3: So two dates, five days. The Lord had to humble you.

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Speaker 3: I was like, you didn't take a break. Take a break.

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Speaker 2: He was like, that's enough tequila for you. But I

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Speaker 2: think that I'm gonna I'm gonna do, like keep doing it.

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Speaker 2: I might do like an Asian week, and then like

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Speaker 3: You want to read it? Oh on, let me pull

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Speaker 2: Reviews, y'all, keep writing the reviews.

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Speaker 3: Keep giving us stars, all the stars. We need them.

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Speaker 2: From a listener Nedra underscore eighty eight work. She said,

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Speaker 2: I love you guys and think you are both super funny.

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Speaker 2: But y'all gotta let the guests speak sometimes, like we

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Speaker 2: to Maley Austin. I can literally hear the guests fighting

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you rot. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Episode is gonna be dry as because we're gonna be like,

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Speaker 3: Can we raise her hand to get a little bell? Listen?

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Speaker 2: If you're holding the donut box, then the exable, then

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Speaker 3: Do you want to do that?

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Speaker 2: No? I guess today is like a super funny comedian.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, truly adorable.

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Speaker 2: She called us her moms, which is a little bit

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Speaker 2: so rude, but like cool moms, like cool gay moms. Yes,

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Speaker 3: And she just celebrated her birthday. Yes, she did that.

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Speaker 3: I missed because I was busy.

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Speaker 2: Give it up for the very funny hour Free loading Expert.

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Speaker 3: It's I owe a debois.

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Speaker 3: I guys, do you have anything that you wanted to

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Speaker 1: On?

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Speaker 3: What that what we talked about? Yeah? What if?

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Speaker 5: I was just like, oh, I don't really want to

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Speaker 3: No, we need God?

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Speaker 5: So wow, okay, And she is wearing glasses in the

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Speaker 3: We have another pair of glasses for the guests.

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Speaker 5: I would love to put some where.

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Speaker 3: Actually I do.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, of course you're doing all right, Well,

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Speaker 5: here I go. You'll feel it. You'll feel the difference.

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Speaker 5: You'll hear the difference.

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Speaker 3: When I put them on.

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Speaker 4: And they're really fun there. They're very like Grace Jones is.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, great, I feel like I'm in a pull.

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Speaker 2: Up to my bump bye bye, even.

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Speaker 5: Like in like, I feel like I look like I'm

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Speaker 3: Arts? You feel like?

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Speaker 5: I feel like I look like I'm wearing glasses? That

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Speaker 3: Can you give us? Can you give us a heroine shimmy? Yeah? Absolutely,

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Speaker 5: Took women's head.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I almost like, well that, I mean.

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Speaker 3: The movie, that's what half of the movie was.

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Speaker 5: That was fully like one of the first like sexy

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Speaker 2: It was it had a sexy It was a.

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Speaker 5: So anyways, I was a kid and I thought it

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Speaker 3: That I like your I like your outlook on that.

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Speaker 2: But there's a keyboard right there you turned on right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: forever dog little instead doing a little right Charles bit, No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: you are black, but you won't be Black List.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you. So yeah, way in on some

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean the whole like uh Louis c K

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Speaker 5: I wish you had you took that jacket off so

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Speaker 5: I could see more of you. And I was like,

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Speaker 3: No, the jacket was too big. Did'd you hear me?

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Speaker 2: All the sound was absorbed by your jacket?

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Speaker 3: I mean you, I mean you could take that jacket off.

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Speaker 3: You guys in my shoulders?

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Speaker 5: Well, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I just want to I just want to see more

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Speaker 5: It's a little stressful. How hot my shoulders. It's a burden.

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Speaker 3: Let me see a little, just a little, just a little.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I am I'm that's a sports and

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Speaker 2: that's a sports bru.

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Speaker 3: Did you work out today?

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Speaker 5: Uh no, some guys should just want to feel sort

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Speaker 5: of smushed, smushed, Yeah, a little flat.

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Speaker 3: I didn't realize how like young you sound you are?

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Speaker 3: How old are you?

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Speaker 5: I just turned twenty three?

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I like everybody in her is twenty three.

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Speaker 4: I'm actually twenty five, but thank you. I just looked

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Speaker 2: Why did you come but you just turned twenty three?

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Speaker 3: Where are you from?

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Speaker 5: Like, I'm originally I'm from Boston, and then I went

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Speaker 2: Okay, you got seventy nine thousand dollars a year for school?

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Speaker 5: No, I got a deep scholarship.

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Speaker 3: I believe that. I feel like you're a hard worker.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you stay in your laptop and always

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Speaker 3: We should call you a nerd suit a little bit,

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Speaker 3: a little bit.

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Speaker 5: Listen, I'll own it. My parents, my dad's from Nigeria,

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Speaker 3: I feel like I didn't know Nigerians were allowed to

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Speaker 2: I feel like the weddings are very like traditional. So

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Speaker 5: She they didn't do like a huge traditional traditional wedding

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Speaker 5: well and so that's sort of and so we'll get

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Speaker 5: But my mom loves that stuff. Like we went to

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Speaker 5: my aunt got married recently and there was like a

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Speaker 3: What three days?

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Speaker 4: We gotta push her down several flights of stairs. How

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Speaker 4: dam are they providing food for the whole three days? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: First day is like it's like traditional and it's like

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Speaker 5: that's like but like everybody comes to that, and then

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Speaker 4: Wait, how do you first of all, how expensive are

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Speaker 3: Get into it? Do I need to meet a Nigerian man?

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Speaker 5: I think honestly both, yes. And Nigerian Week, you know,

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Speaker 3: You treat yourself.

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Speaker 5: It sort of will be a little bit of punishment.

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Speaker 5: You're a Haitian, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Spiritually the men sort of they're the same, the same,

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Speaker 2: They're the same, And that's why I don't want to

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Speaker 3: But like an American eyed.

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Speaker 5: An americanized one. Yeah, and he's like a doctor or

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Speaker 3: Doctor lawyer, engineer.

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Speaker 5: Well he's all of that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but Marie got a lip. You know, she talked

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Speaker 4: So I don't think a Nigerian man who work in

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hit her in the mouth, that's yeah, just

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Speaker 2: poop you.

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Speaker 5: Where are you from? You're from the middle of the ocean.

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Speaker 3: Where are you?

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Speaker 2: Froum? Just sorry that ain't exist? Okay, give me a

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Speaker 2: Nigerian accent. Oh no, I'm nervous now.

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Speaker 3: Well, well, because you got the floor.

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Speaker 5: It's not been on forever dog, but I but but

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Speaker 5: I feel like I haven't been on the podcast where

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Speaker 5: the black people listen.

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Speaker 3: I feel like this is the one where the black pep.

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Speaker 3: It's the white people. It's white people in Australia. Listen, everybody, girl,

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Speaker 3: This is for the masses, that's true. This is for

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Speaker 2: Oh hi people, I mean you know, our people popular,

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Speaker 2: Their people are listening.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, So so you talk to us about

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Speaker 4: who you are.

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Speaker 2: You're twenty three, You're thriving, Your your hair is moisturized,

448
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,960
Speaker 2: your skin is glowing a little smushed right now.

449
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,439
Speaker 3: That's like your book. It mates your boobs thank you.

450
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,520
Speaker 5: You gotta do it. Some days you just gotta be flat.

451
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,159
Speaker 3: That's okay.

452
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,240
Speaker 2: Sydney doesn't believe that Sydney's booms always gott to be

453
00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:01,200
Speaker 2: presented propped up. God, I gotta yeah a bunch of

454
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,439
Speaker 2: boobs that they look like they're protruding through the jacket.

455
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,520
Speaker 5: It's just like you're perky.

456
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,320
Speaker 2: That's what they're fake. They should understand money. If they

457
00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:09,680
Speaker 2: was all the way down to my knees, I'll be

458
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,880
Speaker 2: a very be a problem.

459
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,800
Speaker 3: They're like, well, you wanted the natural look, so we.

460
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,120
Speaker 5: Put them in your knees. We just put them there,

461
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,199
Speaker 5: just got ahead of it.

462
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,080
Speaker 2: So how long are implants good for? Like do you

463
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,640
Speaker 2: have to like up keep like.

464
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,560
Speaker 3: Say ten years?

465
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:30,120
Speaker 2: Oh nice, yeah, you got to go back dope decade

466
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:32,919
Speaker 2: titties Hell yeah, you guys, so you get you have

467
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,560
Speaker 2: to get them, like you got to re up on

468
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,680
Speaker 2: your boobs in ten years. Oh, I can't wait till

469
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,880
Speaker 2: I book a book of show show. I'm getting new

470
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:40,840
Speaker 2: titties with that money.

471
00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:44,320
Speaker 3: Some eleven, get some Fox.

472
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,320
Speaker 4: Don't let me get no Netflix, because hunty, you won't

473
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,400
Speaker 4: even be able to see my face.

474
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,240
Speaker 3: How big the titty is.

475
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,440
Speaker 5: Gonna be that four of them.

476
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,040
Speaker 3: Just get four.

477
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,359
Speaker 2: If you get get some on your back.

478
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,320
Speaker 3: Why not, I'll do it. Do it for the kids.

479
00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:01,119
Speaker 3: I feel like you look like they are.

480
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:05,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are sort of larger than they appear, right,

481
00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:07,119
Speaker 2: I feel like my booth do that sometimes.

482
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,000
Speaker 5: Sometimes, Yeah, I left this motion. Then it's like, hey,

483
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,680
Speaker 5: surprise they are here. You know what I mean.

484
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,399
Speaker 4: I'm like your vibe because you're young and you already

485
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,280
Speaker 4: know you got the body.

486
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,040
Speaker 3: And if you don't want to hurt nobody, so you're

487
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:16,480
Speaker 3: gonna wait.

488
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,280
Speaker 4: You're gonna wait till you turn twenty six, and it's

489
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,280
Speaker 4: gonna be like bam it iver.

490
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,960
Speaker 5: I mostly don't want to hurt myself.

491
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:26,480
Speaker 2: You know, your back's bothering you.

492
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,760
Speaker 5: There's a sort of like gentle gaze and nod that's

493
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,760
Speaker 5: happening right now. I think it's like really crucial to

494
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,080
Speaker 5: know that when this question is being asked.

495
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,400
Speaker 2: Okay, so are you are you dating in the streets?

496
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,320
Speaker 2: You're young, attractive, you're smart.

497
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 3: I know, make some money.

498
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,840
Speaker 5: I yeah, trying to. I don't know. I really don't

499
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,840
Speaker 5: like dating very much. It's because she's working, because I'm working.

500
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,480
Speaker 3: Okay, because I'm unemployed. You're saying I got time to

501
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,520
Speaker 3: like dating.

502
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 5: No friend, No, I don't know. It's it's like it's

503
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,720
Speaker 5: kind of boring for me.

504
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,359
Speaker 2: I feel like dating, yeah, because you're dating boring dudes, okay,

505
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:05,119
Speaker 2: and so sort of okay, drag me, I mean, drag me.

506
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,399
Speaker 2: I feel like I can't find a happy media Like

507
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 2: it's either like they're boring or they're crazy. But then

508
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,720
Speaker 2: I do know that it's like because I think it's

509
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,160
Speaker 2: like in the back of my mind and group very

510
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,679
Speaker 2: Christian and like a lot of my friends right now

511
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,440
Speaker 2: are like married or have kids, like be like Pentecostal

512
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,960
Speaker 2: twenty three. Yeah, your friends are trash.

513
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 5: No, they're just Christian, And so you sort of leave

514
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,120
Speaker 5: that to where that, you know, let those two sentences

515
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,919
Speaker 5: find those space between that that's true. But like I

516
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 5: feel like my impulse is actually to like, oh, I

517
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,880
Speaker 5: should be in love and like you know what I mean,

518
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 5: just because I was like raised like that for so long.

519
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 3: I was raised like that, but I don't believe.

520
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:43,440
Speaker 2: That I have.

521
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 5: So I just feel like I have to, like I

522
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,360
Speaker 5: either I'm just like okay, I have to keep dating

523
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:50,400
Speaker 5: people who I'm not actually interested in or not I'll.

524
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 3: Be like yeah, stuck.

525
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, just don't do it if you're not interested in

526
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 2: them at all and they not spending three days worth

527
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 2: a wedding money on you, think that's true.

528
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,640
Speaker 3: Just focus on your work. I was raised straight as fuck.

529
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:07,200
Speaker 3: Look at me, now, let's get that on some jackets.

530
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 5: That's very on each arm, on each arm, or like.

531
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,679
Speaker 3: Down the pant leg. So wait, what did you go

532
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,159
Speaker 3: to school for.

533
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 5: I studied, uh, playwriting? Really? Yeah? Wow?

534
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 3: I did not know that.

535
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 2: For four years?

536
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 3: No, I.

537
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 5: So I was studying to be a teacher, and so

538
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 5: I did that for two and then that was also

539
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,359
Speaker 5: like my being like don't worry mom and dad like

540
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 5: I'll do improv that night, sort of toxic. And then

541
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,159
Speaker 5: I was like okay, that doesn't make any sense. And

542
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 5: so I transferred to a writing program in n y

543
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 5: U and got in, and then my dad was like okay,

544
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 5: good luck.

545
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 3: They're like bye, that was nice.

546
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, They're like good, we're happy for you by good

547
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 5: luck with money, but like cool, that's a decision that

548
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 5: you made. But yeah, studied that.

549
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 2: So let's talk about many. So do you have you

550
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,439
Speaker 2: come from a big family?

551
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, so my dad has twenty sisters, twenty sisters, brothers.

552
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 3: You say twenty kids, My.

553
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 5: Dad's got twenty kids. No, he has twenty brothers and sisters,

554
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 5: and my mom has twelve.

555
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's like ninety uncles.

556
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 5: I mean about yeah, we have, like I have, like

557
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 5: truly hundreds of cousins.

558
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 2: And so where are all these aunts and uncles.

559
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,120
Speaker 5: So on my dad's side, my my grandfather had three

560
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 5: wives and so.

561
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,159
Speaker 3: That's true to the culture.

562
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 5: And so my dad is the oldest of the first wives,

563
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,919
Speaker 5: and all those kids went to America basically, and then

564
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 5: the second wife, all those kids went to Europe, and

565
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 5: then the third wife. The kids like kind of split

566
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 5: back and forth and now they live here.

567
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 2: That means like you could literally like you probably know

568
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 2: people in like every country.

569
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,679
Speaker 5: Oh literally, I've like been to Europe before and like

570
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:02,400
Speaker 5: and before I even knew that like met them at them,

571
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 5: we just knew that we were family. They were like,

572
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 5: oh yeah, stay in, stay here, don't spend any money.

573
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 4: That sucks because like what if you try to hook

574
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,199
Speaker 4: up and you're like, wait, my cousin, it could be

575
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 4: mad cousins over here, I mean obviously.

576
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 5: And so sort of and that's kind of why I'm

577
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 5: like I am afraid to date any Nigerian people just

578
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 5: because we might end up related.

579
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 2: Honestly and truly, that's a that's a real fear. And

580
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 2: he hey, you know what I mean Nigerian. I mean

581
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,880
Speaker 2: you're dating everybody else, everybody any other country. Not just kidding,

582
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 2: but yeah, that's like that side.

583
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 5: And then my mom most of the people are either

584
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:39,399
Speaker 5: in Barbados or here, but it's like very big, like

585
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 5: extended family. And then both of my parents met and

586
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 5: were like, oh, one kid. Oh we're not a one child,

587
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 5: Like so you're an only child.

588
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

589
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just me and my oldest parents.

590
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

591
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 4: You know what, when I talk sometimes i'm around you,

592
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 4: I feel you give me like only child vibes.

593
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 5: I mean, I yeah, then that's that's it's not I

594
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 5: don't know what if that's good or bad.

595
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 3: No, it's good. It's good.

596
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 2: Honestly, as I'm a middle child and I don't pick

597
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 2: up really on only child vibes.

598
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 3: I feel like only children are weird for actually an

599
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 3: only child.

600
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 2: Actually, no, I'm I'm the first girl, okay.

601
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 3: And I'm a middle kid, right, and I'm a middle kid.

602
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 5: All my cousins like for the most part, most of

603
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 5: them are dudes, and so like they they all I

604
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 5: was kind of like baby sister to a lot of them.

605
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 5: But then it's like me and my parents and they

606
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 5: also because they both like most of my aunts and

607
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 5: uncles have like a lot of kids, right, and then

608
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 5: my parents like waited till they were like in their

609
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 5: thirties and which which now isn't that no, because I

610
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 5: feel like I'm gonna get forty eight, I'm gonna.

611
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 2: Be Jene Jackson fret.

612
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I just feel like it's like the Christian

613
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 5: thing plus the immigrant thing, like they were kind of

614
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 5: like outliers in the sense they're one kid, We're gonna

615
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 5: wait until we can actually afford to have a kid. Also, yeah,

616
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 5: and so I.

617
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,360
Speaker 2: Mean like, if you're gonna have a baby, I feel

618
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 2: like the best way to do it is when.

619
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,919
Speaker 3: You're not poor. You know.

620
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 5: It feels just like kind when you're.

621
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 3: Not that poor, because poor people can have babies.

622
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: Look at my parents, Look at my parents, I mean

623
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 2: parent I feel like my mom just had just it

624
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 2: was just hers. Yeah, like got some sperm off the street,

625
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 2: off the street, yeah, just off the street sperm and

626
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 2: then just have makes.

627
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 5: I feel like I will sort of do a version

628
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:23,120
Speaker 5: of that.

629
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 3: At some point. Really, yeah, you Turkey based it, maybe, Yeah, what.

630
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 2: Are your requirements for the for the Turkey baster? Like

631
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 2: what he got to what do you have to have

632
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:32,679
Speaker 2: or be?

633
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 5: He should be tall?

634
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 4: Obviously, Well that's what. Have you ever been to the

635
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 4: sperm bank? That's a requirement you have to be?

636
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 3: I have five more. They will not accept sperm.

637
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 2: Sperm banks looking at what the requirements.

638
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 4: Oh, there was this guy who was at an open

639
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 4: mic talking about he was like trying to get money

640
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 4: and he was trying to donate his sperm and they're like, ah, you're.

641
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 2: Five five damn, we want no parts.

642
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 3: And I was like, why does the sperm bank have better? Requirements?

643
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 3: Are like standards most like the most? Yes, that's crazy.

644
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 5: I feel like that's such a nice way to think

645
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 5: of it. It's like I I have to think of

646
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 5: myself as a sperm bank, you know, no, no, no,

647
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,919
Speaker 5: but like it's like I have to think of myself

648
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,239
Speaker 5: as a sperm bank because the sky high tall and

649
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 5: do you have to you know background check?

650
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're crazy.

651
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you guys are insane, absolutely out of my mind.

652
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with you. Because I'm a lesbian, so I

653
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 3: have to go have to.

654
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

655
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 4: Well, actually, I feel like my partner, whoever it may be,

656
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 4: is gonna say, hey, why don't we just get a friend,

657
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 4: Why don't we get his sperm?

658
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 3: Right? Because you know, we gotta cut corners.

659
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, use one of ninety eight cousins.

660
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 3: That's true.

661
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 5: And here's what I'll say. Some of them are very

662
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 5: tall and some of them are.

663
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 4: You know, I saw the pictures on your Instagram from

664
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 4: your yeah.

665
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 3: That sort of.

666
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 5: Honestly, I might have to stop posting my family because

667
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 5: there are people who will be like, who's that cousin? Yeah,

668
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,479
Speaker 5: who's that? Uh?

669
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 3: I introduced me to one of your cousin's girl. What's

670
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 3: going on?

671
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 5: Listen next wedding? There's some, there's some in New York.

672
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 5: If you want to come to a Nigerian wedding, I'll

673
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 5: get three dress. No, yeah, get you. We'll get your

674
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 5: dress and we'll figure it out.

675
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it.

676
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 5: You'll just do one.

677
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 4: Story is so wonderful, let's get into it. So I

678
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 4: really want to get into this. Uh free loading.

679
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 3: Well, you have to, you're young.

680
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 4: We gotta we gotta survive. Yeah, I love it because

681
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 4: after school, it's like, yeah, you're on your own.

682
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 5: Right I am. And also my parents were very much

683
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 5: like I mean even in school they and not in

684
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 5: a like bad way or whatever, but just realistically they

685
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 5: weren't like doing the n YU were going to pay

686
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 5: for every single second of your life. They were like,

687
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 5: all right, you made this decision. You're an adult, like

688
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 5: you have to understand how money works.

689
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 2: And so when you were like low on cash, as

690
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: like a freshman or a sophomore, you couldn't be like, hey,

691
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 2: can you put some money uh in my account and

692
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 2: my dad would be like why that was my dad too.

693
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 2: But I always was just like for books. Yeah, it

694
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 2: was always for I need more money for books. Yeah.

695
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 3: And I was not using the money for books.

696
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 5: No, I mean, no, are you selling your swipes?

697
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 3: I before.

698
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 5: Before I I love a good n y U scam.

699
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 5: One of my more favorite scams was I used my

700
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 5: like so they gave me a financial aid package for housing.

701
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 3: Yes, and then you got the you got reimbursed and I.

702
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 5: I got reimbursed and so then I didn't live in

703
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 5: housing and I and I like used that money to

704
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 5: write an apartment, which was like thousands of dollars cheaper

705
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 5: per month than the n YU housing. And then I

706
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 5: used that extra money for like stuff that I wanted,

707
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 5: and then the rest I used to preemptively like pay

708
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 5: back some of my loans.

709
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, where was the apartment that you ended

710
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 2: up staying?

711
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 5: It was like in like Bushwick, Washington. Yeah, it was

712
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 5: like deep repo real. I was, but like but like

713
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 5: nice with two friends and I was like, was it nice.

714
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 3: Or was there a crackhead opened the door for y'all

715
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 3: that was like have a good day? So I was.

716
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 5: We definitely did live next to like some sort of

717
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 5: like gang a gang. We lived next door to like

718
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 5: a gang house, like a gang house, a gang ahead.

719
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 5: And we had a really hot neighbor. His name was Alejandro,

720
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 5: and he was so hot and when he saw me

721
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 5: just like completely fall and eat face and it was

722
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 5: really horrific.

723
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 3: That turns men on, though when you fall.

724
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 5: It might be something a little lost due it's just

725
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 5: maybe sexual translation. But I know in that moment, I

726
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 5: was like I was like doing my laundry, like I

727
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 5: had this huge laundry basket wearing these short shorts, and

728
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 5: he was like hey, and I was like oh, hi

729
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 5: whatever whatever, walking walking fall immediately just fell and ate

730
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 5: total face and I was.

731
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 3: Like, well, that's into the cloth or on the concrete.

732
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 5: Real hard concrete, real hard cock. But then they were fine,

733
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 5: and he was also like, are you okay. I was like, yeah,

734
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 5: I'm good, I'm all right, I'm really great, actually goods.

735
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 2: Like one of my greatest fears is falling in public. Yeah,

736
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 2: like I hate that.

737
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 5: I think I have never I've never fell as hard

738
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 5: as I did that day. Like it also was like

739
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 5: you know, normally when you fall, there's some sort of

740
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 5: like there's a little bit up and then you sort

741
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 5: of do the hit. It was full, like just forward. Yeah,

742
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 5: there was no there was no space, there.

743
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 3: Was no listen. I don't want to hear none of this.

744
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 4: I hopped the curve with my bike and flew to

745
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 4: off and I was I had fox locks and one

746
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 4: of them came out.

747
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 5: It was always painful to see a lock in the

748
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 5: street and just sort of wonder the backstory, you know, poor.

749
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 2: A little out for him, like a braid when they

750
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 2: call those hood snakes hood snakes something like that. You

751
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 2: see like a braid on the ground and you're like, oh,

752
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 2: somebody got into a fight or has to go see

753
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 2: their hair dresser this weekend.

754
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 5: They got into the fight with gravity oh all day

755
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 5: and lost.

756
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 4: So wait that was shut up. That was a great

757
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 4: scam with your school. What's what's the next scam after that?

758
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 4: You can make sure you're not paying for anything.

759
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 5: Well, I love just like small scams. I have a

760
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 5: very young sounding voice. Yeah, and like you sound like

761
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 5: a cartoon and like a young presence. And I feel

762
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 5: like I'm very good at using that. Like if you

763
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 5: know what your what your asset is, I feel like

764
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 5: that is something key. Like some people you have a

765
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 5: very sexual energy, and it's like if you need to

766
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 5: use that, use that to your advantage.

767
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 2: Me.

768
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 5: I know my energy. You know, it's the youth. It's

769
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 5: the sort of like a like a sexually vibe. It's like,

770
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 5: what's the deal. But I want to help it? H

771
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 5: And so it's like all right, absolutely, I present myself

772
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 5: to be helped.

773
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 3: I want to invest.

774
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 5: I want to yes, invest in talk about this. I

775
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 5: feel like I'm well, I'm really good at like small scams.

776
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 5: Like I'll befriend like an entire coffee shop and then

777
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 5: I'll just like then it's like, well, now I don't

778
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 5: have to pay for coffee anymore. I have like several

779
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 5: coffee shop I feel like also, I like, now you know,

780
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 5: my spot's gonna get a little blown up. I have

781
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 5: like like I have at least two coffee shops in

782
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 5: in like in like each borough like where. It's like

783
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 5: I and you know I because you don't want to

784
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 5: make them you gotta leave a little mystery too. You

785
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 5: want to make them miss you a little. You befriend

786
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 5: and then you come back they're like, oh, we haven't

787
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 5: seen you in so long on the house. You know

788
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 5: you have befriend. It's like, yeah, another day, this girl

789
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 5: gave me a whole bag of beans. She was like

790
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 5: a bag of beans, a coffee beans. You got a

791
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 5: coffee maker, Yeah, give me beans and like the grind

792
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 5: the grounds and.

793
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 3: Stuff and thrown them beans back in her exactly. Well.

794
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 4: Also, you know it's good if you go to another

795
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 4: coffee shop and you're like, oh, I was at this

796
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 4: other coffee shop and they had to be better than that, yes,

797
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 4: And you get like yeah, because they want to because

798
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 4: they want to competet.

799
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 5: Yeah.

800
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just go to coffee shops to like pee

801
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 2: and use the wi fi. I didn't know they was

802
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 2: given away.

803
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 5: Coffee, find the community, make them you.

804
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 2: But how many times are you how many times in

805
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 2: like a month would you say that you go to

806
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 2: like one particular coffee shop? Oh, like how you how

807
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 2: you foster in these relations? You gotta do like maybe

808
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 2: once a week.

809
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, like twice, maybe once or twice okay, Yeah.

810
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 4: Because when I was waitress and you have regulars, yeah,

811
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 4: and it's just people that you enjoy their company and

812
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 4: you love when they're in the room.

813
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, you feel like, oh, let me get you a drink.

814
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 3: You are some fool, Like what do you want? Let

815
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 3: me take care of you.

816
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 4: And those people are far and in between, like you

817
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 4: never know if they're like trying to scam you or

818
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 4: they're just a good person, right, So you have to

819
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 4: you have to decipher sometimes in the conversation like hmmm, are.

820
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 3: You doing this all the time? Are you waiting for

821
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 3: me to give you something free? Are you asking me?

822
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 5: Because there are people who do do it all the time.

823
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sort of where those people are foster.

824
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 5: It's like I think it's like I have to sort

825
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 5: of balance. I have to like balance my energy, you

826
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 5: know what I mean? It's like, I gotta make sure

827
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 5: that I don't oh D because then it's like then

828
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 5: you just go through a spell and you're like, wait

829
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 5: a minute, I haven't gotten anything free for old freaking

830
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 5: two months. What's up with that?

831
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not going back two months.

832
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,240
Speaker 2: That's horrible.

833
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 3: Two days. I go for two days. If I don't

834
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 3: get something free, I'm like, I'm never coming back here.

835
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 4: I got to be thoughtful to yeah, come in and

836
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 4: bring ship, like, oh, I just happen to have this

837
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,959
Speaker 4: extra ticket to my show.

838
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 2: You're not a comparing gifts?

839
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:24,399
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, man, I'll listen to your freaking song on Spotify.

840
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 2: Have to tweet something, tweet it.

841
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 5: I'm making a community and I'm getting free things. I'm

842
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 5: making make community, you make it. I mean, it's an honor.

843
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 5: It's an honor.

844
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 3: I love to learn. So you got the coffee, You

845
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 3: got the coffee game on lock?

846
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 5: What else? Well, okay, I will say, even though I

847
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 5: don't like going on dates, I do like going on

848
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 5: dates and getting for free.

849
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 3: Just feed me. I'm hungry. My friend is empty.

850
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 5: Yeah.

851
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 3: I don't know any woman that's not doing that. I mean,

852
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 3: there are women who pay on.

853
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 2: These days and it's like, don't you know my friends?

854
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 2: I mean, they outfit, but they're not in my community.

855
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 5: Now to do it, don't do it? I will I

856
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 5: do love. Like sometimes you can feel that split second,

857
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 5: like that split half a second where it's like you

858
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 5: think you're not going to pay for this.

859
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 3: But you are. That hurts, but you are hurts.

860
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,720
Speaker 2: The dude I went on a date with on Monday,

861
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 2: we went to get tacos and the guy was like,

862
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 2: do you want anything to drink? The server dude and

863
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: the guy that I was out with was like, yeah,

864
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 2: she got water, right, you got a water bottle.

865
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 3: I was like, I want one of these war ritos?

866
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 3: What those jus? Those Mexican?

867
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want one of I don't know, I don't

868
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 2: And I was like, you won't even let me get

869
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 2: a jip?

870
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 3: Wow, I got water over there. I was like, those

871
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 3: are cheap.

872
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 2: I'm definitely coming to your house to print some stuff

873
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 2: and I'm not going to show you my boy.

874
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm for you on that. Thank you.

875
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 5: Dang how dare He's so crazy? He should have got man,

876
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 5: you gotta get to worried us.

877
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 3: I did.

878
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 4: So, you got a lot of people who you know

879
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 4: no people and who probably actually do have tons of money. Yeah,

880
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 4: so everybody has that one person in the group that

881
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 4: you're like, she might not have it, so let's let's

882
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 4: pay for her.

883
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 3: Are you that person?

884
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 4: I do your friends show show up and show out?

885
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 5: Well, part of the problem was I gotta I was

886
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 5: one of the first friends in my group to like

887
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 5: get a writing job, and so after that happened, you

888
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 5: know what I mean, Like you have money now it's like, yeah,

889
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 5: I stole a free stuff honestly, and also I don't.

890
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 5: It's not even like that, right, You're not like you're

891
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 5: not like you haven't sold a shove. Yeah, I'm not

892
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 5: freaking writing for sign Fields do make good money, though,

893
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 5: I mean I can eat, I can put my repok at.

894
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 4: You be a modest bitch, I know, just some people

895
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 4: out here making cakes on writing. I don't know you

896
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,240
Speaker 4: was at BT so actually, yeah, come through with the receipts.

897
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 3: It wasn't how much money, was it, really?

898
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 4: I mean you could tell us off the pain, that's right,

899
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 4: you on medicaid. She definitely don't have blue Cross. He

900
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 4: doesn't give you blue cross blue shield, No, not at all.

901
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 4: They're like he's a band aid and a receipt for

902
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 4: a chicken. There's an urgent carrying neighborhood.

903
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 3: Go there, Mari.

904
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 2: This is why we don't get hired for ship yo. Honestly,

905
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,919
Speaker 2: we will drag a place, a network down to a round.

906
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 3: I don't think they have any more thought of emplogued me.

907
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 5: So I'm fine.

908
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 3: The beach a sucker. Wow, yeah, I said it, but

909
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 3: I haven't last.

910
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 4: She said she didn't know for sure. She was on

911
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,280
Speaker 4: a cusp about getting high.

912
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 5: Hard line sucker dick, hard line. You need to a

913
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 5: hard suck a hard dick.

914
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 3: Do rock paper scissors on cutting that out, leave it in.

915
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: I stand by anxious, beautiful white smiles across the room,

916
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:01,280
Speaker 2: anxious beautiful.

917
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:02,399
Speaker 3: Oh see that's you should write.

918
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 2: That's a poem you are, that's a show anxious beautiful minds,

919
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 2: white smiles.

920
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 5: I was anxiously nice.

921
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, So what's the most expensive things like your

922
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 4: friends might have put together for you?

923
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 5: One night I went out with friends to like a

924
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 5: like a club, and I also was like, I don't

925
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 5: like like clubs make me anxious weird, I mean, like

926
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 5: you have club experience.

927
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: No, but it makes me anxious. Now, as a sober person.

928
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just like a little anxiety inducing and also

929
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 5: like I don't just like the sweat and the fuck

930
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 5: in the air. It's it's like it's.

931
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:45,280
Speaker 2: Got to use the creative heat the air.

932
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 3: They get that.

933
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,240
Speaker 2: Some shirts, Oh my god, it's so weird. Just shirt shirts,

934
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 2: shirts right now.

935
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 5: Lots of merch.

936
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 3: I can't wait.

937
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 5: I really, I really would love a jacket that has

938
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 5: each sleeve in one says straight as that's insane, so

939
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 5: good and so good, or like a front back T

940
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 5: shirts situation. I'm just pitching, just pitching.

941
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 3: So you're at the club.

942
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 5: We're at the club and we're getting drunks.

943
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 3: And what's your poison? What are you drinking?

944
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 5: I like whiskey. I like whiskey dark.

945
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't say that. You give me vodkavi.

946
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 5: I do I look like a like a vodka cranberry girl, And.

947
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 4: That's okay, No, no, no, you give me like mixed

948
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 4: cocktail like a long berry, like.

949
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 3: A watermelon martini.

950
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: Water.

951
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 5: I do love the cocktail though, come on, but we

952
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 5: but we were this was also like but they were

953
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 5: getting like bottles and like yeah, this is like a

954
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 5: club of clob like you know, like going hard, lights

955
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 5: and flashing people dancing.

956
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,439
Speaker 3: We give us, give us the look.

957
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 5: I was wearing like a skirt and a shirt. Yeah,

958
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 5: you wear a skirt I every now and again. You

959
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 5: got to switch it up sometimes. But I knew that

960
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 5: I was going out and so and I also I

961
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 5: think I wore like a boot with a heel because

962
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 5: I wasn't gonna do like full you know, skinny heels

963
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 5: stiletto situation. I mean, just absolutely not. I was like,

964
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 5: I already can feel myself on the train back home,

965
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,959
Speaker 5: so I'm gonna try to leaves so.

966
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 2: Your friend's not getting you a cab after well, so

967
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 2: then here we go. And so we're at the club whatever.

968
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 2: It's inks and it's oks and it's ONNSEN and I'm like,

969
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 2: we're getting a lot of drinks right to like my

970
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: my other friend who's like closest to the to the

971
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 2: rich dude, and she's like whatever, and I'm like, okay, cool, cool.

972
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 5: Also, this is important to note they are Korean and

973
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 5: Korean American Sir frows so crazy, but it's like adjacent

974
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 5: to that crew. Yeah, so it's like they're Koreating Korean

975
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 5: Americans and whatever. And like when I hung out with

976
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 5: them before we're hanging out, you know, we're eating like

977
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 5: whatever food, you know what I mean, like good food, yeah,

978
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,399
Speaker 5: but it's nothing like too extravagant, right, And and so

979
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 5: in my mind, I'm like, okay, these are just like

980
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 5: n YU people who have you know, enough money to

981
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 5: go to n Y but whatever. And so we're at

982
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 5: the club and and and I'm like okay, this is

983
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 5: like I feel like we're getting a lot of drinks

984
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 5: and he's like whatever, like it's on my mom's cart,

985
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 5: like I don't care. I'm like huh. And so we're

986
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 5: I'm like okay, short short Shore and the night is

987
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 5: like wrapping up, and he's like, yo, let's let's go

988
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 5: home like whatever, like uh, probably gonna cab it back.

989
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 5: And I'm like okay, sure. Like in my head, I'm like,

990
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,879
Speaker 5: what the heck is this bill? Looking like the bill

991
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 5: comes over twenty five hundred dollars like for for everything,

992
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 5: for all those drinks, for like the roped off area.

993
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 5: And I was just like in a night and he's like, eh,

994
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 5: my mom's card and I'm like okay, wow.

995
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 3: And nobody had sex with him that night.

996
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 2: No, Wow, that's a good friend. That's what I'm telling you.

997
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 2: This is why Ronney's dudes day money.

998
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 3: It's fine. It's on his mom's card.

999
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:02,919
Speaker 5: It's on his mom's card.

1000
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 3: It's fine, it's his mom. As much as you can.

1001
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 2: Yes see, ladies don't feel bad about like spending some

1002
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 2: man's money.

1003
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,479
Speaker 3: Right, it might be his mom's money, but whatever, spend

1004
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 3: her money and.

1005
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 5: Spending his dad's money, and the cycle, you know, and

1006
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 5: the circle. I also feel like any time whena because

1007
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 5: like I definitely do know like people who are like, oh,

1008
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 5: but it's like if you do that, then there's the

1009
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,439
Speaker 5: expectation of sex or whatever. But there's no better time

1010
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 5: than now to just be like, so what you expected sex?

1011
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 3: Yes, you know what I mean, pull that card out,

1012
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 3: pull it, pull.

1013
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 5: It, pull it hard, and make them feel horrible.

1014
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,280
Speaker 3: They won't.

1015
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 2: They won't, Yeah, they won't be like actually that bill

1016
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 2: twenty one hundred dollars.

1017
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually do expect it.

1018
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I only had twelve drinks time, so

1019
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 2: I'm not paying this.

1020
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: With me.

1021
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, my vagina does not cost twelve vodka sodas. Yeah, sorry,

1022
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I'm worth more than twenty five hundred dollars.

1023
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, and that's.

1024
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 4: That well, you know what it's it's crazy when you

1025
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 4: say going out with your friends now that I'm a

1026
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 4: comedian and they know that I ain't got no coins,

1027
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 4: when they invite me to dinners when they go out

1028
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 4: and they already know I have Nathan's on it. One

1029
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 4: time we're at a dinner and they're like, oh, well,

1030
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 4: divided by seven and they're like, oh, oh, actually divide. Yeah,

1031
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 4: you didn't see me that I'm wearing this orange jacket boot.

1032
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 3: I'm here, I was eating all the Yeah.

1033
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 5: It is also weird like having friends who are like

1034
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 5: more successful, like and like have like either like better

1035
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 5: writing jobs, are acting on it or whatever, and like

1036
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 5: actually have money. And then like because there will be

1037
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 5: moments where I'm going out with people and I'm like, oh,

1038
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 5: this person just walked away, or they're paying the entire

1039
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 5: bill for everyone.

1040
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 3: Oh I love that.

1041
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 2: I love when we're to come and somebody already paid

1042
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 2: and they're like all right, let's go, And You're like, wait,

1043
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 2: because you pretend to reach you, I pretend to.

1044
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 4: Reach I feel like what the pretend to reach? This

1045
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 4: is crucial No, it's annoying. I mean we've done it

1046
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 4: so many times. Like as a waitress, I'm like, let's

1047
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 4: not play this game already.

1048
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,439
Speaker 3: You know you're not gonna pay.

1049
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, just give me a fucking card that we're

1050
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,720
Speaker 2: gonna use and stop these games.

1051
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 3: I don't have time for the bad game.

1052
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 5: No.

1053
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 2: I mean like when the friend gets up and pretend

1054
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 2: to going to the bathroom and they pay for everybody.

1055
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, then you're at the table after it's already paid, like.

1056
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 2: Oh well I was gonna oh okay, well thank you.

1057
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 3: That friend is usually wearing like a slide like that.

1058
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 3: The friend usually the backless shoe. It doesn't look like

1059
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 3: they're the person who's gonna be paying, but they do.

1060
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 5: They're sort of like a disheveled.

1061
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 2: Hair y going like as you wash today, like you know,

1062
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 2: like a Steve Jobs like cold.

1063
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 5: Jean right yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

1064
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 3: I love those friends.

1065
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 5: I love those friends, like no matter how many times

1066
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 5: they wash their face, there will always be a little

1067
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 5: bit of eyeliner. Yes, I love those friends.

1068
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 3: Yes.

1069
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 4: What about okay, so you got your friends, you do

1070
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 4: all that? What about any venmo situations? Because that's what's

1071
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 4: going on now, Like friends, people are on social media. Hey,

1072
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 4: I would love if anybody could veno me for my

1073
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 4: birthday or for like my cat died for my tooth.

1074
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 3: I haven't done that yet.

1075
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 5: I have not done that yet, but I and and

1076
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 5: a lot of days, like I think.

1077
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 2: About it, honestly, for your birthday, it's I Sidney said.

1078
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 2: My birthday was like two weeks ago. And Sidney was like,

1079
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 2: if anybody wants to venmo Marie for her birthday, her

1080
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 2: Venmo was Marie Foss And.

1081
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 3: For my birthday, okay.

1082
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 5: I did a show where the guy, like the person

1083
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 5: who like put the show together, was like, here are

1084
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 5: these comics and here are their venmos. If you like them,

1085
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 5: venmo them. And I was like, hah, no one's going

1086
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:42,760
Speaker 5: to Oh my god, people venmoed me for a joke.

1087
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 5: It was, which is like, but it was fun.

1088
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 3: We should do that, like for our show. We should

1089
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,919
Speaker 3: like we should have people.

1090
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 5: It kind of was. It was like a cool idea.

1091
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 5: And I have a friend who started one of those

1092
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 5: like astrology meme accounts. Do you know this there's like

1093
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 5: a lot of name Her name is Courtney.

1094
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 2: Okay, but the the but that sounds like a Courtney move.

1095
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 5: I mean listen. When it first started, I was like, oh, okay,

1096
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 5: this is cool that she made this thing. And then

1097
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 5: she was like, I'm quitting my job, and I was

1098
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 5: like this, wait hold on. But literally people will venmo

1099
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 5: her for memes, and I mean she like also does

1100
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 5: other things like like writing and stuff like, but like

1101
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 5: people like will send her money for her online content.

1102
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 3: How many followers you get?

1103
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 5: Uh? I think like two hundred and fifty k or

1104
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 5: something like it, like atrology, It like blew up, she's

1105
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 5: doing well, She's.

1106
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 2: Right, quob listen, I am doing it all wrong. Yes, honestly,

1107
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 2: there's some.

1108
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 4: Fans, like real fans, people who like fans will ride

1109
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 4: or die.

1110
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 3: They will support you for real.

1111
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, they'll help you free load.

1112
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 2: I got to get two hundred fifty thou friends? Hey,

1113
00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 2: unofficial expert followers or fans or whatever? Are you a

1114
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 2: real one? Are you straight as.

1115
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,760
Speaker 5: If you're gas hell, you can find us all on venomo.

1116
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 5: If you're straight as fuck, you can also find me

1117
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 5: on vemo.

1118
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 4: Uh what about adults? I feel like you got the

1119
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 4: power to scam some adults.

1120
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 2: Oh, because you got that like little like like hey.

1121
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's sort of like an orphan like a

1122
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 5: lost in New York City orphan vibe. Yeah, I've definitely

1123
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 5: had like several just like gotten dinners. I love to

1124
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 5: go to a dinner and yeah, I'm I'm sorry. I'm

1125
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 5: obsessed with dinner.

1126
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 2: Sydney, and I like, I feel like we've gotten to

1127
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 2: some really some real nice, just eventful dinner.

1128
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 3: We got some events coming up. We had an event

1129
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 3: coming up next week.

1130
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're always on the on the go and working

1131
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 4: our way to get to the next level of scamming.

1132
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 3: What else can we get for free?

1133
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:50,919
Speaker 2: Why?

1134
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 5: I recently my big crusade right now, my foot was

1135
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 5: run over by an uber recently, right and this is

1136
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 5: sort of my My foot was run over by an uber.

1137
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 5: It's my right foot. I'm now in a shoe bravely,

1138
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 5: I'm in a sneaker, but it was run over and

1139
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 5: I had a hairline fracture.

1140
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 3: Fuck camera.

1141
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 5: It was a Toyota and he ran over my foot. Wait,

1142
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 5: can you I I was I was going to an

1143
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 5: engagement party and I was getting out of the Uber

1144
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 5: and I had and I was stepping out and he

1145
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 5: already started driving away and he drove over my foot

1146
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 5: and I was like, no, you drove over my foot

1147
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 5: and he backed up to hear me over my foot,

1148
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 5: and I was like, you should go, because that is

1149
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 5: like my gut reaction to just anything. I like picked

1150
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 5: the wrong emotion to feel and sort of like flight

1151
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 5: or flight scramble. I was like embarrassed, like that was

1152
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 5: what my body chose to do.

1153
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 2: Wait, he ran over your foot twice time. So he

1154
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 2: ran over it then backed up over it, and you

1155
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 2: said you should go, And then then what happened? You

1156
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,360
Speaker 2: go to this party?

1157
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 5: So I step in and I immediately go, oh, my

1158
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:09,720
Speaker 5: foot just got run over twice. So I called another

1159
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 5: uber because I have no shame, and that one took

1160
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 5: me to the city m D. Yes I went to

1161
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 5: a city MD.

1162
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with that.

1163
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 5: Yes, I went to my summer home the City, MD

1164
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 5: and my second home the Union Square, City MD. And

1165
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 5: and one time I went there with true sorry is

1166
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 5: that I went there with a friend and the woman

1167
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 5: from the front desk recognized me. She was like, no

1168
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 5: fromming to the City MD. So often just like hi,

1169
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 5: And I was like, good to see you again, Kathy,

1170
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 5: and so looked at my foot and I so I

1171
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 5: like emailed uber and I was like this happened, Like

1172
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 5: you have to pay for the bills. I don't want

1173
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 5: to penalize the driver because like I saw a picture

1174
00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 5: of like his son on the dashboard, you know what

1175
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 5: I mean. I was like, he's another Listen, you got

1176
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 5: a heart after your fucking foot was a company, but

1177
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 5: I wanted the company to suffer. And so now I am.

1178
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 5: My dad has like a friend who's a lawyer, and

1179
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 5: so I'm like, I want free Ubers for the rest

1180
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 5: of my life.

1181
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like that's what you're gonna say that

1182
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 3: you got. We're working on it.

1183
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 5: We're working on it. Is that Okay, so Uber paid,

1184
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 5: they paid the hospital bill, and they paid for the

1185
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 5: Ubers to and from so that night is covered. But

1186
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 5: I want it more. I was like, I want every

1187
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 5: Uber I had to take when I was when I

1188
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 5: was freaking booted right, like right.

1189
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 3: And did you miss the engagement party? Oh yeah, of

1190
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 3: course she did.

1191
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 2: Should pay you, should reimburse you for that, right.

1192
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 3: Got to you like I paid for the gift and

1193
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 3: an outfit.

1194
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 2: I got my hair done, huh, yes, I got you

1195
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 2: gotta get me new shoes because now my foot this.

1196
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 5: Is now a part of my case, I'm gonna need

1197
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 5: the taste for this taste draft something for you girl. Honestly,

1198
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 5: maybe I'm not might break my foot tonight. I'm not

1199
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 5: to get hammered to the foot tonight.

1200
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:04,280
Speaker 2: Get out forever.

1201
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 5: That's my case. All the rock tapes, oh my gosh,

1202
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 5: I'm in court.

1203
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 2: I'm crying like they are, Like on the September, I

1204
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 2: don't even know what date is, October whatever, You're on

1205
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 2: the unofficial expert saying you were going to take a

1206
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 2: hammer to the foods.

1207
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 5: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'll be

1208
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 5: speaking to my lawyer now.

1209
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 3: Objection. My lawyer is you.

1210
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 2: I'm like overall, just like you can't say that. I'm like,

1211
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:35,320
Speaker 2: but I just ate Boston Esquire. I see you, Boston,

1212
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 2: Washington and gay that's a great actually good okay, merch again,

1213
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 2: content and gay that's what it is.

1214
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 4: So these are all good. But I feel like I

1215
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 4: beat you on this because.

1216
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 3: I do you freeload.

1217
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 4: My friend was scamming this, not scamming this, but this

1218
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 4: dude kept like buying her purses taking around. These are

1219
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,919
Speaker 4: kind of bags Chanel, like the big one, the jumbo bag,

1220
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 4: like the one that's clunky, the one that's like over

1221
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 4: five thousand dollars. He's like, I want to go to

1222
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 4: Miami and I want to take you. And she's like,

1223
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,720
Speaker 4: or cool, but you got to bring my friend Sidney

1224
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,720
Speaker 4: because I don't want to go. I don't feel comfortable

1225
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,879
Speaker 4: going with just you. And he said, cool, So pay

1226
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 4: for my flight there, right, So I'm there and pays

1227
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 4: for everything.

1228
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 3: I don't pay for a dime. Pays for the drugs

1229
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,919
Speaker 3: or food. Everything. Yeah, to drugs and the food yeah.

1230
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 3: And the flight, yes, and the flight.

1231
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 4: I the day before we're supposed to leave, my Auntie

1232
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 4: was like dying and I'm in full on teers and

1233
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 4: I looked at the flight to change and it was

1234
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 4: like six hundred dollars to go to California from Miami,

1235
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 4: and I was like, I don't have this money.

1236
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 3: He's like, don't worry.

1237
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 4: He bought my ticket to freaking California and back to

1238
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 4: New York City.

1239
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, have me be the two tickets.

1240
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 3: I said what? And my friend didn't give him. No

1241
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 3: cat not not one not.

1242
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 2: She would she told you if she slept with him,

1243
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 2: would have told you, yes, she would have.

1244
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 3: We're roommates. That don't mean nothing. I don't even know

1245
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 3: my middle night, not me. I was.

1246
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 4: I was sleeping in her bed when she wasn't there, Okay,

1247
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 4: I was waiting for her.

1248
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 3: You owed for us or not?

1249
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 2: You were sleeping in her bed when she why?

1250
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 3: And you're probably eating all types of crunchy.

1251
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 4: I wouldn't eat her bed, but I was definitely waiting around, Like,

1252
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:31,919
Speaker 4: so you got us some money this week?

1253
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:33,839
Speaker 2: Him?

1254
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she was him exactly yeah.

1255
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 4: But when when when that happened, I was like, oh man,

1256
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 4: I can't even imagine what these other girls are getting,

1257
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 4: girls who actually have like body I looked like him,

1258
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 4: K Like I can't even I.

1259
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 5: Have like a friend of a friend who like met

1260
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 5: an older dude like literally and seeking arrangement and now

1261
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 5: they've been together for like forty years and she has everything.

1262
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 3: And how much older than her is he?

1263
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 5: She's my age and he early millions. It's like, well

1264
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 5: he's like it's like one like a long island like

1265
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 5: rich man. Like what she's just like is either in

1266
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 5: that house or like traveling wherever she wants.

1267
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 3: Do you ever feel bad?

1268
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 5: Do I ever feel bad?

1269
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 4: I'm not like being able to contribute sometimes, like I

1270
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 4: don't have it.

1271
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 5: No, No, sometimes I do, but I do. I'm like,

1272
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 5: maybe I should just make an account, you know, I

1273
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:28,879
Speaker 5: just you know what.

1274
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 2: This is what I'm afraid of because I feel like everybody,

1275
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:34,240
Speaker 2: every female that went to college has made an account

1276
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 2: or thought about making an account or whatever, because we

1277
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 2: ain't got no money when we're in school.

1278
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,800
Speaker 3: But I'm just afraid that somebody, I know it's.

1279
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 2: Gonna see me on one of these things and be like, marieh,

1280
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 2: what what's this?

1281
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 3: What do you want to know me? What's this?

1282
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 2: You would want to look like dollars dot Com? You

1283
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 2: look like exactly I'm trying to get. I'm trying to

1284
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 2: get a bag to secure the bag. Secure all about

1285
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 2: secure the bags. I went on a date with this

1286
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 2: dude that was also dating this woman and who somebody

1287
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 2: at Tesla or somebody at like one of these like

1288
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 2: rich expensive places. She was dating one of these guys,

1289
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 2: and he bought her an apartment and put it in

1290
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 2: her name and then is paying for her to go

1291
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 2: to school right now, her name said, he put it

1292
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 2: in her name because that's that's what you want, is

1293
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 2: it to be in your name? So when we break up,

1294
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 2: you can't say that this is your place. Oh my god,

1295
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,720
Speaker 2: he bought her an apartment in the issue.

1296
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 5: Is that so? I mean, and it happened earlier. But

1297
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 5: I have too much heart sometimes where I'm just like

1298
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 5: and and that's and that's sort of the what makes

1299
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 5: my free loading work, but also is a crutch, you

1300
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 5: know what I mean, which is like I might not

1301
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 5: I don't know if I'll get if I'll get the apartment.

1302
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 5: Could you got to be ruthless, But you got to

1303
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,240
Speaker 5: be ruthless if you want the building in your name.

1304
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:51,919
Speaker 2: In your name.

1305
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:55,240
Speaker 4: But you're a good person and I appreciate you because

1306
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 4: you want to give back.

1307
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that's good karma. I think, thank you.

1308
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 5: And if any executive right now is listening to this

1309
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 5: and sort of here's my good.

1310
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 2: Heart, you know, here's my fashion.

1311
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 5: You know, I will I will take an apartment. I'll

1312
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,919
Speaker 5: start a charity in both of our names, but will

1313
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 5: you take a dick for the apartment?

1314
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 2: And Sydney?

1315
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,440
Speaker 5: Okay, but were you saying a sentence earlier?

1316
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 3: This is this is the.

1317
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 2: Saying you said you will take the you'll take the apartment,

1318
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 2: but will you take a dick for the apartment.

1319
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 4: I'm a lawyer, no, no, no, no, no.

1320
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 3: It's Sidney. I'm gonna see you sis.

1321
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 2: If a dude, it's like you got to sleep with me,

1322
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 2: and you know I'm ready to sign the papers right now.

1323
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 2: The apartment in your name in in Soho or Troba

1324
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 2: or the hell wherever you need it to be.

1325
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 5: Is it like once.

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00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 3: It's for a week?

1327
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 2: A week, you gotta take the so one dick five

1328
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 2: times O man for a whole apartment in my name

1329
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 2: and your name. There's a two bedroom, there's a terrorists.

1330
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 5: Is there laundry in the building, laundry in the units?

1331
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 2: Are taking the dick for five days?

1332
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 5: She said, there's laundry?

1333
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 3: She said, there's.

1334
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 2: Laundry, Sydney, Sidney, you would take the dick for five

1335
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 2: days for all that? I can't you mean you can't

1336
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 2: You rather live where you live than get the terrify.

1337
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 2: I'll find a way to get it, giving you.

1338
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 3: The dick on my own. Just take the dick, said no, listeners,

1339
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 3: I'm giving I'm throwing the question back.

1340
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 5: I'm giving all of you an apartment.

1341
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 3: If you say you'll take the doll I just know,

1342
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 3: would you take the dick? Absolutely everybody else take the.

1343
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 5: Do I think I'd take the five.

1344
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 2: Day, you would take the dick anyway, just for free.

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00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 3: Basement apartment.

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00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 5: And I'm also imagining in my situation in my in

1347
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 5: my mind, like in the simulation. In my mind, he's

1348
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 5: like kind of he's kind of gross.

1349
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:55,439
Speaker 3: He is kind of gross.

1350
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 2: Okay, because people who are not gross aren't doing it,

1351
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 2: That's true. You gotta be a little bit gross, be

1352
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 2: like a little be like, okay, well give me the part.

1353
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 2: He looks like a quasi moto okay, but like but

1354
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 2: like in a suit.

1355
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 4: And I'm glad you have a heart, and I'm glad

1356
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 4: that you always think and you're and you're so young,

1357
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 4: and it's like you you're not even you're not even

1358
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 4: down on your luck yet.

1359
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 3: Girl, you know what I mean. It might not come

1360
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 3: for her, that might not ever happen. That's what I'm

1361
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 3: This is what I'm feeling the vibes. And it's beautiful

1362
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 3: because I.

1363
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 5: Get exposed tomorrow on Vulture dot Com.

1364
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 3: I don't know for what. Why would they listen if

1365
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 3: they expose you. I was like, that's a hate crime

1366
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 3: in itself.

1367
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 5: Thank you. I'm secretly a war criminal. I'm actually evil.

1368
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about this imaginary dick.

1369
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 5: I just I feel like, yeah, you said laundry and

1370
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 5: in the unit.

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00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 3: In the unit, throw an extra printer in there.

1372
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 5: My friends come over print all their ship. It's not

1373
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 5: just for me, it's for my community, for the community.

1374
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 5: Sid I'll take the dick so you can come over.

1375
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 4: And honestly, that's how that's how my freeloading works. I

1376
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 4: get people who will do the dirty work because I'm

1377
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 4: not good at it. Yeah, I'll be honest.

1378
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 3: I think too much.

1379
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 4: I'm very sober, I'm too old, Like I'm not pulling

1380
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 4: you only twenty five, Yeah, twenty five. I'm in a

1381
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 4: mature twenty five that also went through the civil rights Like,

1382
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 4: I'm not doing it.

1383
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 3: So I pick people who are like, she's gonna she

1384
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 3: gonna do this for the team. Yeah you know, yeah,

1385
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 3: I need that. I'm not judging. If you take it,

1386
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 3: you judge.

1387
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 5: It looks like, yeah, you held my hand and then released.

1388
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 3: It immediately today you are not my daughter.

1389
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 5: I flew to the other side of the room. No,

1390
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 5: it is good to have like schemer. I feel like

1391
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 5: it's nice to have schemers around.

1392
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1393
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta have friends that like watch your back. Also,

1394
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 2: you gotta have like a fully charged phone. Yeah, and

1395
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 2: you got to send pictures and drop pins at all

1396
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 2: times so people know where you at.

1397
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 3: And that's basically like, that's my advice for people who

1398
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 3: are listening.

1399
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 2: Do you have any like, if you two three bits

1400
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 2: of advice, I would don't.

1401
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 4: I don't make your friends make them feel like you're

1402
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 4: using them. That's the number one rule. Like your friends

1403
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 4: won't because like when you really need them, when you

1404
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 4: really freaking need them, like they're not gonna be there

1405
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 4: because like, hey, bitch, remember you said you was going

1406
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 4: to borrow to six hundred dollars and you never gave

1407
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 4: it back and then I see you stunting on the ground. Yes, yeah,

1408
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 4: that's after truth speaking. I'm telling my truth. I fucked

1409
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 4: up on that there, like after the fact I didn't

1410
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 4: even really need that money at the time, and now

1411
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:34,080
Speaker 4: I actually really need it.

1412
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, buck, I wish I could call that friend. Yeah,

1413
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 3: do you have any pieces of words of advice or wisdom?

1414
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 5: I say, I think you got uh you know, find

1415
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 5: what's true to you. Uh you know, and uh holding

1416
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 5: in on honing in on on that and uh.

1417
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 3: It's very vague. Yeah, that's real vague what that means.

1418
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 5: What that means is like, uh, if if you think

1419
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 5: that you're a seeking arrangement sort of person, you know,

1420
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 5: it's like go there. If you know that you're like

1421
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 5: a smaller schemes building up, go there. Don't be afraid

1422
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 5: to freeload.

1423
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 3: So also you own it.

1424
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 2: I just if you're gonna do it, do it. I

1425
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 2: used to when I was in high school. I would

1426
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 2: ask people for change, like IM like does it may

1427
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,240
Speaker 2: have a quarter or like a dollar, and then I

1428
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 2: would use that money to like buy food, I buy

1429
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 2: lunch because I would panhandled. I excuse me, ladies.

1430
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 3: And gentlemen, that's anybody else.

1431
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 2: And I would ask people like directly, can I have

1432
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 2: a court because a bagel was like fifty cents, And

1433
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,600
Speaker 2: so you would just sort of like collect yes every day.

1434
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 2: And I was like, people must have thought I was

1435
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 2: like the homeless dude.

1436
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:36,880
Speaker 3: On the train.

1437
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you literally were literally a homeless man on the

1438
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 2: train yesterday asked me for change. And I got a

1439
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 2: flashback of me doing the same thing in high school,

1440
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:46,480
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, that was me in like

1441
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 2: a couple of years, like that was that was me?

1442
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.

1443
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 2: Anyway, if you loved this episode, and I know that

1444
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 2: you did, make sure you rate, comment and subscribe. Yes,

1445
01:02:56,200 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 2: and uh, listen to our Sugar Daddy Expert episode because

1446
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 2: she was talking about all the stuff that she was getting.

1447
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 3: And you know, yeah, but I think.

1448
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 4: That's a different type of freeloading. That's like a real

1449
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 4: life freeloading.

1450
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 2: That's a.

1451
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1452
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 5: This is like little by little.

1453
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:17,960
Speaker 2: Little thing coffee, coffees, urgent.

1454
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 5: Care meals every now and again, maybe a trip or.

1455
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 3: Two, maybe an apartment with a terrorists.

1456
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 5: Okay, anyway, maybe Uber Uber, if you're listening to me

1457
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 5: give me my ride, you're going to at uber.

1458
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 4: And be like, dude, you rolled over our friend's foot

1459
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 4: twice twice, right, run us our money.

1460
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 3: It's us an our money. We're together.

1461
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 5: Okay, cool, we can talk about that. Well, we just

1462
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 5: the account sure like it like it is sort of

1463
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 5: my foot, but it's our money. Yes, Uber, Okay, pleep

1464
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 5: got pimped up by the end of this episode.

1465
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 3: But this is the free loading episode.

1466
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 5: You just and I and okay, and then I just

1467
01:03:58,680 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 5: saw it an action.

1468
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 3: You know where you are. If you get free ubers,

1469
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 3: you better hit me up and take me up.

1470
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 5: But that's what If I do get free ubers, I

1471
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 5: immediately it will be for the comedy community. No no, no, no, no,

1472
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 5: no no, just okay, got it just to okay, okay,

1473
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 5: got it just for you to excuse.

1474
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 4: Me because I had an uber the record police, I

1475
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 4: had an uber a hookup and Marie hasn't got me

1476
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 4: an uber yet.

1477
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:18,320
Speaker 1: Oh I.

1478
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 5: Was taking yea, she get.

1479
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 3: A little colds.

1480
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 2: People do a little cold on uber off Sydney. You

1481
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 2: are bringing it back to like the past, that was

1482
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 2: like twenty sixteen. I can't tell you I haven't had

1483
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 2: an Ober six she hadn't take care of me since

1484
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:37,360
Speaker 2: I'm waiting.

1485
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 5: Remember that we had it. We had a show and

1486
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 5: you were like, I'll take it anyways, what like the uber?

1487
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 3: Is that true?

1488
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:47,680
Speaker 2: Is that false? No? Wait?

1489
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:48,440
Speaker 3: Which will you?

1490
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 5: You had?

1491
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,360
Speaker 3: You had the Sydney had a connect Yes, and I

1492
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,920
Speaker 3: was getting free ubers you had.

1493
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 5: We had a show and then you were like there

1494
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 5: was like a super expensive trip or whatever.

1495
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to break that to break them up. Yeah,

1496
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 3: it was twenty dollars each.

1497
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 2: Right, Sydney had a hookup. She could take twenty dollars

1498
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 2: rides for free. So if we were going somewhere that

1499
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 2: was on course forty dollars, we had.

1500
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 3: To take two ubers.

1501
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 4: Yes, if we were going from Manhattan to Brooklyn, we

1502
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,920
Speaker 4: had to take six ubers.

1503
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,400
Speaker 2: Like there was a night that we were uptown. We

1504
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 2: were in Harlem and we were trying to get to

1505
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 2: Bushwick and we took it.

1506
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 5: It was like fun.

1507
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 2: We took edibles and then it turned into the journey

1508
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,400
Speaker 2: to get to this house party in Bushwick and we

1509
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 2: had to take the Apple store. We had to take

1510
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 2: like eight different uber right, because it couldn't be it was.

1511
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 3: It was so fun. Actually, it was the most fun

1512
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,479
Speaker 3: we've had. It was. It was more fun than the party.

1513
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 3: We got to the party, we were like, oh this

1514
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:40,600
Speaker 3: is trash. Yeah, let's get back a uber again.

1515
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, we should be in an uber again. We ate

1516
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 4: cake and then left. I haven't spoken to that girl since.

1517
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, she's dead to us. Yeah, because we

1518
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 3: don't give settle to Abigail. Thank you so much. Oh my,

1519
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 3: all right, we gotta go. Guys.

1520
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:55,080
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1521
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,880
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1522
01:05:58,640 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 2: Give us twelve stars.

1523
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 3: Yes, and then vemo us and then vemo Us. I'm

1524
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 3: Marie Foston on Vemo Foston, and then Austin like Texas,

1525
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 3: I'm Sydney Dash Washington.

1526
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 5: There you go, I'm io Dash Debris and you can

1527
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 5: sort of look to see how it's spelled.

1528
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 3: It's gonna be on our Instagram.

1529
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I mean if you can't figure it out,

1530
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 5: then then sort of best.

1531
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 3: Of luck to you, no sense, it's best luck to you.

1532
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:19,919
Speaker 3: How do you spell your name?

1533
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 5: A Y O E D E BS and boy I

1534
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:24,440
Speaker 5: R I all right?

1535
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:28,000
Speaker 3: And if anybody listening is given terraces for Dick for

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Speaker 3: five days, yeah, you know, hit me.

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Speaker 5: You know the two people that will do it.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna end on. We're gonna end on.

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Speaker 4: Sydney lost the tooth last week, so I actually really

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Speaker 4: need the vemo okay, and so misplaced is gone?

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Speaker 3: You lost it? It's how.

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Speaker 2: So yes, send it to my digital We thank you, guys,

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Speaker 2: goodbye bye for.

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