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The greatest value online other than 38 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 1: porn day Satus of the citizens Uxidiary Police. Today Joel 39 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: interviews Rick Below of the New York Pretend Police. Thanks 40 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 1: so very much. This is Jay Shanna sitszens Au Jury Police. 41 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 1: Rick Canning here, let's just say, yeah, this is a 42 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: guy I've known for a long time. When he started 43 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 1: the New York Simulated Police some five six years ago, 44 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 1: no one new then what it would become. But Rick 45 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: Bologna is with me here, and Rick is from New Yorker, 46 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: from what part of New York are from? Originally from 47 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 1: Hell's Kitchen as a matter of fact, the Midtown Manhattan Okay, 48 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,080 Speaker 1: I'm not sure is that when they say Hell's Kitchen, 49 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 1: is that there's a lot of violence there. No, No, 50 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 1: it's it's tourists. It used to be at one time 51 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 1: heavily irish, I think. But okay, so, uh you look nervous. 52 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: It made me a little bit nervous because I know 53 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 1: mister Henry is going to be in a play in 54 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: Midtown Manhattan Star next week. But that's right, and we're 55 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 1: looking forward to having mister Henry there, and the New 56 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 1: York for ten Police will be out in full regal. 57 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: You but he's he gonna be a Hell's Kitchen. I 58 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 1: think that's where the theater is. Yeah, but it's not 59 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: like what you do. Just because it's called Hell's Kitchen 60 00:02:56,160 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 1: doesn't mean it sounds you know, no, it's fine. I 61 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,920 Speaker 1: know that in New York City. Yeah, I don't want 62 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,239 Speaker 1: to make a big deal out of it. But don't 63 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: you have like a mafia? And no? Yeah, I mean yeah, 64 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,639 Speaker 1: but nobody really gets upset about that. It's that the 65 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 1: mafia is not the problem in New York when it 66 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,519 Speaker 1: comes to crime. It's more are you talking like get 67 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 1: it beat it up? Yeah, you want to get beat 68 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: up by Mafi or anything? No, that's not gonna happen. 69 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 1: I will. Let's get to this. Speaking of being beat up, 70 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: something happened to Rick? You explain it? Because you were 71 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: the New York Simulated Police and now you're called the 72 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: New York Pretend Police. And it has a kind of 73 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 1: a tragic backstory, don't it. Yes, it does, Jay, What 74 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: happened basically, Oh you're gonna start telling the story now, 75 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: yeah that's what I Okay? Here is okay, hold on, 76 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 1: Here is Rick Bologna, the New York Pretend Police, on 77 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: a story and on what happened? On what happened? Yeah? Okay, 78 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: thanks Jay? So what happened was this, we had information 79 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: the New York Pretend Police. We're set up the way 80 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: the citizens Police is set up. You have like sub commanders, 81 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: we have warriors. You have your brigadier Admiral Jay that's correct. Yeah, okay, 82 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: I'm a quartermaster. You're the quartermaster. Yeah. You have Major 83 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 1: Elvis Newton. We have Gladiator Bob. Okay, so he says, 84 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 1: that's his first name. No, that's his last name. His 85 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: name is David Elliott Bob, Gladiated Bob, who is the 86 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:26,440 Speaker 1: head of the whole p Tend Police. Okay, and understand 87 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,599 Speaker 1: it when I say pretend Police, it's like somebody is 88 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: sticking one right up there in wiggling. I can't do. 89 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,840 Speaker 1: It hurts. It does hurt, because that was what the 90 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: judge the court ordered us, and they ordered us to 91 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 1: take their order. They order you to change your name. 92 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 1: They ordered us to change our name, yes to the 93 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 1: New York Pretend Police. And this happened after we had 94 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:58,080 Speaker 1: received information that there was drug manufacturing and distribution going 95 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 1: on at a certain residence, uh in Midtown of Manhattan 96 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 1: in New York City. And at that time, we then 97 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: took a you call it, you guys take a squad, 98 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 1: We take a cluster. Okay, So we took a cluster 99 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 1: of our warriors and we pranced you say you like 100 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,760 Speaker 1: fan out and fan in. We prance in and we 101 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 1: prants about. What's what the face? I don't know, why 102 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: do you? Because it shows an ability. See, this is 103 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 1: the whole thing. This. I had to argue this at 104 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,840 Speaker 1: one of our meetings. I said, I want to call 105 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: it the prance in and the and the prance about 106 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 1: because that shows flexibility and it shows our ability to 107 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 1: go from like here over to across the room in 108 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: the blink of an eye. If you fan and and 109 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,279 Speaker 1: you fan out, everybody can predict where you're gonna go. 110 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,440 Speaker 1: But if you prance about, you're here, then you're over, 111 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 1: across the room, then you're on the ceiling. Okay, I'm sorry. 112 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,039 Speaker 1: I should not have laughed. Yeah, that's right, you should 113 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:02,719 Speaker 1: not have laughed. Okay, God, sorry, Anyway, there was you said. 114 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 1: Instead of fanning and fanning out, you prants about. Yeah, 115 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:09,839 Speaker 1: we prants about. Okay, I'm sorry, I apologize. So we 116 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,160 Speaker 1: prance about. So what happened was we got a call 117 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: that there was some drug dealing and distribution and the 118 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:21,279 Speaker 1: disseminations at this residence, and we went there. I called 119 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 1: for a prance about, and we clustered. Then we started 120 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 1: the prance about, so you could see our warriors like 121 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: up in the air, down on the ground. We were 122 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 1: every we were darting back and forth almost in the 123 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: blink of the eye, you know. So that's that's the 124 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 1: strength of the prants about. Yeah, that's what I'm trying 125 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 1: to tell you. So when I said, okay, cluster in 126 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:53,280 Speaker 1: prance about, and we started to Jesus m M. And 127 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,479 Speaker 1: we started to prance about. So we started. I was 128 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 1: on the ceiling and another guy on the Florida and 129 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: they died about in the blink of an eye. A 130 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,839 Speaker 1: New York pretend police warrior can be across the street 131 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 1: and standing right in front of it. You could blink youright. 132 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,280 Speaker 1: There's standing in front of you and blink your eye. 133 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 1: He's sitting in his car reading a newspaper. Blink your 134 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,120 Speaker 1: eye again. He's having an ice cream cone down in 135 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: Times Square. See, so it doesn't make any difference. It's 136 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: that quick. Okay, So you did a prance about. What happened, 137 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: We did the prance about, and we wound up in 138 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 1: this in the interior of the room where we believed 139 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: at that time that there was drug distribution, sorry distribution 140 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 1: distribution and drug manufacturing going on. One of our officers, 141 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 1: the one of the Warrior Clem, was taken and beaten 142 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 1: with a chair by one of the individuals in that room. 143 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:45,360 Speaker 1: And he was beaten like repeatedly, and we saw it happening, 144 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 1: and it was so savage that we all just kind 145 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 1: of backed the way and I was pressed up against 146 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 1: the wall, going oh God, no, no, no, no, no, no, 147 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 1: on what was going on? This guy? I say it 148 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 1: was a ten year old. What happened was we come 149 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:01,360 Speaker 1: into a kid's birthday party. Okay, you thought this was 150 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,440 Speaker 1: where the drugs were. We thought this, we were told 151 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 1: it was there was drug distribution and dissemination in manufacture, 152 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,560 Speaker 1: and so we went in as we pranced in and 153 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 1: the next thing you know, it's a party. There's like 154 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,160 Speaker 1: five kids there, they're ten, They got birthday cake and 155 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 1: they stand at us like like we're perverts or something. 156 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,960 Speaker 1: I was very shot. And then one of the kids 157 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: grabbed a chair and laid into Warrior Clem, just over 158 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 1: and over and over again. Man, it sounds like it 159 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:30,760 Speaker 1: was very traumatic for you. 160 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 2: It really was. Man. 161 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 1: It just beat him and beat him and beat him 162 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,200 Speaker 1: until finally the cops arrived and we were charged with 163 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,960 Speaker 1: a home invasion and we said, well, we want to 164 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: counter charge this gentleman. And they said, with this ten 165 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,080 Speaker 1: year old kid. I said, okay, and we are not 166 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,520 Speaker 1: allowed to say the kid's name, so let's use use 167 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:54,160 Speaker 1: a placeholder name. Okay. The kid's name was Timmy, Timmy Temperton. 168 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:57,520 Speaker 1: You know his name. It says that's a kid name, right. Sure, 169 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:02,280 Speaker 1: So this kid, Timmy Mmelin beat the hell I just 170 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:05,400 Speaker 1: beat on Clam with a chair. And so when we 171 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 1: at least want him arrested, and they said when the 172 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,960 Speaker 1: kid was acting in self defense And they said self 173 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 1: defense from one man. He never had a chance. You know, 174 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:19,080 Speaker 1: I understand. It's very traumatic. Yeah, so they took us 175 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:23,280 Speaker 1: into custody. We was bonded out the next day by 176 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:27,280 Speaker 1: Gladiator Bob and his wife Blue. Her name is Bluelegs 177 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,200 Speaker 1: because it's a beautiful name, it said Blue Bob. Yeah, 178 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,120 Speaker 1: I guess you could say Blue. Well, I'm sorry, that's 179 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:38,520 Speaker 1: her name. Yeah, okay, god, man, that's her name. You're right, 180 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:41,720 Speaker 1: Blue Bob. I guess she did. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 181 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:46,840 Speaker 1: God damn. So then what happened was we were we 182 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:50,120 Speaker 1: were sued by this group the parents of these kids, 183 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:54,240 Speaker 1: and they sued us for about a half a million, 184 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:58,040 Speaker 1: which we was that we did lose that case, okay, 185 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,440 Speaker 1: And so we were assessed them images and had to, 186 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,160 Speaker 1: you know, come up with the money. I had a 187 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:07,319 Speaker 1: reverse mortgage on my house. I'm gonna it was horrible. 188 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,840 Speaker 1: I said, you guys got you got found liable in 189 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 1: a civil action and had to pay up a half 190 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:16,120 Speaker 1: a million. And for what reason, Well, they said, you know, 191 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:19,199 Speaker 1: for damages, for personal injury, this kind of thing. They 192 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 1: hired some personal injury attorney and also because we scared 193 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 1: the kids. And I don't know. I told them, I said, 194 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 1: you got a ten year old kid man and almost 195 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,960 Speaker 1: killed one of my guys. I ain't care. No, they didn't. Man. 196 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,080 Speaker 1: So anyway, long story short, the judge says to us, 197 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:38,080 Speaker 1: you can pay or or the families are agreeable to 198 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,080 Speaker 1: this term, which is you change your name to the 199 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,800 Speaker 1: pretend police. I said, what's your hon He said, you 200 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,200 Speaker 1: changed your name from the New York simulated Police to 201 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,360 Speaker 1: the New York pretend Police. And you go about with 202 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 1: these there's the picture, okay, So that explains you guys 203 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:54,839 Speaker 1: go around with what are those like pink bear ears? 204 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,439 Speaker 1: Or something. Yeah, if they're made up bear ears, I 205 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,760 Speaker 1: don't know. So you have to go out and those 206 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 1: are the caps you wear their ball caps. You're right 207 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:05,680 Speaker 1: on the front, it says New York Pretend NYPP, which 208 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: that's unfortunate, Yeah it is. And those pink barriers they 209 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:10,840 Speaker 1: were supposed to wear. 210 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 2: All right. 211 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,320 Speaker 1: So here's so the New York Pretend Police what you 212 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,960 Speaker 1: call now used to be calling New York similar police. 213 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 1: And we knew your your exploice for many years. Say 214 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 1: that again. We knew your ex boys from their years. 215 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,800 Speaker 1: You knew my exploits from near my ear? No for 216 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:29,720 Speaker 1: many years? Oh oh yeah right, thank you. So now 217 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 1: you're the pretend police. You got fuzzy pink bear ears. 218 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,240 Speaker 1: Why not just disband now, that's what they wanted us 219 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,280 Speaker 1: to do, That's what they wanted us to do. But 220 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,600 Speaker 1: why not just disbanding and join some other units? There 221 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,400 Speaker 1: must be some other units around New York. The Poughkeepsie 222 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,439 Speaker 1: pull Boys wanted us to join. Is that's a similar police. 223 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,439 Speaker 1: You had to pull the pull Boys p O L 224 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 1: L B O Y S. I don't know why to 225 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,160 Speaker 1: call that. They just like they walk around with long 226 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,120 Speaker 1: poles and they walk around jerking, you know, jerking them 227 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,520 Speaker 1: off like they think they're tough guys, and I hear 228 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,720 Speaker 1: that they are. They are also a uh you know 229 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:07,560 Speaker 1: auxiliary police unit, Poughkeepsie pull boys. Yeah, there's the Albany 230 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:11,079 Speaker 1: State cannons. They're they're like auxiliary police. The Albany State 231 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:14,160 Speaker 1: can see a N N O N S. I don't know. 232 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,360 Speaker 1: We we wanted to be with our with our guys, 233 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 1: so we we maintained our unit. But in order for 234 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 1: you to maintain a unity, by by core order, you 235 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:26,160 Speaker 1: know what's that again? By core order, oh, by court order. Yeah, 236 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:29,200 Speaker 1: you had to change your name year for him police 237 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,240 Speaker 1: and walk around in fuzzy barriers. The judge said, we 238 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,480 Speaker 1: had to wear bear ears the ball caps that said 239 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 1: NYPP And you can see right here, what are those 240 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,600 Speaker 1: It's like bear pants or something. Yeah, they're fuzzy shorts. 241 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,640 Speaker 1: They look like there's a bear tale. And so this 242 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,880 Speaker 1: is how you guys want to proceed Now, yeah, we 243 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,360 Speaker 1: do because we believe that heavily and that very much 244 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,959 Speaker 1: deeply in law enforcement. Now we go into the subways. 245 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,920 Speaker 1: We go man, we go down where you know, we 246 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,679 Speaker 1: go where the action is. Okay, we run the trouble man. 247 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 1: Just like they say in the citizens Auxilby Police, we 248 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,480 Speaker 1: see this same thing in New York for tend police. 249 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 1: This is us coming to trouble. Yeah, hey, you know 250 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,160 Speaker 1: like that. Yeah what, well, it's not as good as 251 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,560 Speaker 1: the way we do we do this with Yeah, okay, 252 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:15,360 Speaker 1: oh that didn't scare Yeah not really. No, anyway, we 253 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,960 Speaker 1: come at trouble like you guys do only I don't know, 254 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,760 Speaker 1: but uh, I believe he trouble is frightened of us. Well, 255 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,880 Speaker 1: Trouble's scared of us too. While you're wearing your where 256 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,600 Speaker 1: you're wearing fuzzy bear pants with a tail and bear ears. 257 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,840 Speaker 1: Yeah you know, look, man, I may dress you can. Hey, 258 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 1: Stephen King proved to us that clowns can be scary, right, 259 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,360 Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, so you may think I look weird 260 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,280 Speaker 1: and I look almost clown like because I have bear ears, 261 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,599 Speaker 1: bear pants with a bear with a bear tail. You 262 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:45,520 Speaker 1: say bear pants, and they bear shorts. They're bear shorts. Yeah, 263 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,079 Speaker 1: it's a fuzzy bear pair of bear shorts. Down, middie, 264 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:54,480 Speaker 1: cover your ass with a big fuzzy bear tail. It's pink. Yeah, 265 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:58,079 Speaker 1: it's pink, I mean, And and you feel this is really, 266 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,760 Speaker 1: really real worth it. We do feel it's worth it 267 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,600 Speaker 1: because at the end of the day, we are the 268 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:09,240 Speaker 1: New York pretend police. Yeah. Yeah, and you have a 269 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:09,640 Speaker 1: soul you. 270 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:09,920 Speaker 2: Want to do. 271 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, we do owe to New York pretend police. We're 272 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:27,760 Speaker 1: on the street protecting the things you are and can be. Well. 273 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:36,640 Speaker 1: The New York pretend police wearing the fuzzy pants. You 274 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:42,160 Speaker 1: all right, I just need some New York pretend New 275 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:49,440 Speaker 1: York pretend police that says to me, like a quartermaster, 276 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,240 Speaker 1: hold on, it is having a hard time breathing here. 277 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:52,760 Speaker 2: I'm all right. 278 00:14:54,040 --> 00:15:01,480 Speaker 1: The New York pretend police were in the pants, where 279 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 1: in the ears walking around? We got no fears of you. 280 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 1: That's fantastic. Yeah, very good, sir, Thanks a lot, New 281 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,760 Speaker 1: York for ten police. Get it done and you get 282 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,120 Speaker 1: it said. That's what the auxiliary police is all about. 283 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,200 Speaker 1: We like to think, so Jay, we feel the auxiliary police. 284 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,120 Speaker 1: They can laugh at you, they can mock you, they 285 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:31,040 Speaker 1: can throw garbage at you, they can cut a fot 286 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 1: and lock you in a room with it, you know, 287 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:36,440 Speaker 1: and it's all been done to us and worse, all bad. Yeah, 288 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 1: and yet we keep on keeping on with the New 289 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,000 Speaker 1: York for tend police. All right, let's hear it for 290 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,440 Speaker 1: Rick boloona of the New York Partempolate. People give you 291 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,880 Speaker 1: a hard time about a name. Yeah, sometimes they they say, hey, Bologna, 292 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,880 Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know that. You know, my name's Bologna. 293 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,920 Speaker 1: It's not Bologny, it's not Bologna. It's got nothing to 294 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,880 Speaker 1: do with lunch meat. It's a proud name. It's a Sardinian. Okay, 295 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,680 Speaker 1: Now Sardinian doesn't like the fish. No, not like to finish. 296 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,520 Speaker 1: Talk about the island. Yeah, the island of Sardinia, which 297 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,320 Speaker 1: is where my family originally comes from. A lot of 298 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 1: people are proud of their Sicilian roots and people at 299 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,280 Speaker 1: naple Li. You know, you hear a lot of different 300 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:15,440 Speaker 1: places of origin of the Italian families in America. My family, 301 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 1: the Bolognas, is from Sardinia, very proudly so. And my 302 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:24,880 Speaker 1: grandparents came here in nineteen ninety nine, nineteen How old 303 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 1: were your parents then? Six? When did they have you? 304 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 1: When they were sixteen? When were you born? Twenty sixteen? 305 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 1: So you're ten. I'm just kidding around. Yeah, my grandparents 306 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,560 Speaker 1: came over here back when all the Italians was arriving. 307 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,640 Speaker 1: It was sometime around all in black and white statue 308 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:44,080 Speaker 1: Liberty pictures. Oh yeah, yeah, like that Els Island, stuff 309 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:47,760 Speaker 1: like that. Yeah. So we're very proud of of our 310 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:53,920 Speaker 1: heritage and stuff like that. Proud of your what our heritage, heritage, heritage. 311 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,040 Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, we're very proud 312 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:01,000 Speaker 1: of our heritage and more and more every day we 313 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,800 Speaker 1: love to, you know, get it done. Man in New 314 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:15,439 Speaker 1: York for ten police the New York Pen wearing the 315 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 1: bear pants. I'm wearing the bear pants. I don't know. 316 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 1: And one time it worked in that desert, doesn't walking 317 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:28,280 Speaker 1: around in bear pants and barriers of wish the God. 318 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,280 Speaker 2: I'd never even got any it. 319 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,000 Speaker 1: Jase, Hannah Citizens or Jerry Police. Coming up next is 320 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 1: gonna be Bobby and Steve Dooey. 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Yeah? 345 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:45,440 Speaker 2: I am. 346 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:45,639 Speaker 1: So. 347 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,680 Speaker 3: We had quite a day. We were just got back 348 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:53,000 Speaker 3: from Buttoner as you know, last weekend, and we had 349 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 3: a kind of a pre fall Tacular meeting. There's been 350 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,520 Speaker 3: some discussion as to whether or not some of the 351 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:05,720 Speaker 3: people want me to give up on the fall Queen persona. 352 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:10,160 Speaker 3: But more to the point, they don't like Steve skipping 353 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,240 Speaker 3: out as the joy Elf. They want him to march 354 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:16,320 Speaker 3: out more as you know, the harbinger of the fall 355 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:18,080 Speaker 3: of the Autumn. They wanted to be the Autumn King 356 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:18,959 Speaker 3: something like that. 357 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:19,840 Speaker 2: They don't want to. 358 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,560 Speaker 3: Excuse me, I'm sorry, I had the phone. 359 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,720 Speaker 2: Sorry. 360 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,560 Speaker 1: They don't want Steve to be what. 361 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,640 Speaker 2: They don't want Steve. They don't want the joy Elf 362 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,280 Speaker 2: joy Oakbby. 363 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,040 Speaker 1: You guys have got to figure out who gets the phone. 364 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,160 Speaker 3: Okay, mister Henry's pistomp down you Steve just said fuck? 365 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 3: Can you can you edit that? 366 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:44,840 Speaker 1: Okay? Bobby? Please? Sorry, Bobby, this is a general Sean. 367 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,200 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Joe, how are you? I'm sorry, I've got gas. 368 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:52,119 Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's right, Margaret. Some of this I live, Okay. 369 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,119 Speaker 3: I have a rich, wonderful life. I eat and I belch. 370 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:58,800 Speaker 1: Fine, good for you. 371 00:19:59,240 --> 00:19:59,760 Speaker 2: What do you do? 372 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,040 Speaker 1: Hey, Bobby. We're not here to argue. We're here to 373 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,359 Speaker 1: talk to you about your summer at Buttner Lake and 374 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,120 Speaker 1: if you were having a problem there with the fall. 375 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,159 Speaker 3: Tacular, all right, mister, and we don't have to talk 376 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,120 Speaker 3: to me like garbage. 377 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,520 Speaker 2: It's not my wife like that. 378 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up in about two seconds. 379 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,840 Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, I'll do it. 380 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 1: Bobby, Hi, it's Margaret. I didn't mean to offend you, darling. 381 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,600 Speaker 1: I just wanted to know what you were eating that 382 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,760 Speaker 1: caused you to belch like that. 383 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,520 Speaker 3: I don't know what did we have Steve at bean Burgers? 384 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:29,439 Speaker 3: We had the morning start bean Burgers for a dinner. 385 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,480 Speaker 1: Okay, So they're giving up on Steve's persona as the 386 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,640 Speaker 1: joy out. They wanted to be what they they want 387 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,760 Speaker 1: to be, what the autumn King. 388 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,159 Speaker 2: I want to be the king of the Autumn that 389 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,560 Speaker 2: I come marching out in a pair of Chris Brown slacks. 390 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,600 Speaker 3: They want him in Chris Brown slacks, marching militarily. 391 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,080 Speaker 1: But this is you are the Holmeaners Association president. How 392 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:49,440 Speaker 1: can they tell you to do anything? 393 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,000 Speaker 3: It's a good question. Down through the years, I've seeded 394 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:57,400 Speaker 3: Bourn more authority to the party board, which is run 395 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,520 Speaker 3: by Karen Gibner Beacon, and she's a geez. She's a 396 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,280 Speaker 3: little bit of a pain in the UK. So I've 397 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,800 Speaker 3: seated more of the authority and all right. 398 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,320 Speaker 1: Well can I yes Phil again? 399 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,160 Speaker 3: Oh I bet you quit. 400 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,600 Speaker 1: No, I didn't quit, but I was getting so Bobby, 401 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 1: here is the thing we want to know about the 402 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,520 Speaker 1: summer at Buttner Lake. I understand that you had a 403 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 1: good summer. 404 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,400 Speaker 3: We did have a great summer, Phil, and we're having 405 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,000 Speaker 3: a good time here at Western of States. We just 406 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:25,359 Speaker 3: came back to this meeting. Gribner had a problem. Joe Oakin, 407 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,000 Speaker 3: who's the. 408 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,399 Speaker 2: Joe Ogan had a problems. You know, they all got 409 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,560 Speaker 2: problems with us because they got brought. He's got a 410 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,560 Speaker 2: problem with me. It's like me walking around in tight shorts. 411 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,240 Speaker 3: Steve walks around in tight shorts all summer. Steve puts 412 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,760 Speaker 3: on the tight shorts in June, doesn't take them off 413 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:38,840 Speaker 3: until September twenty. 414 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,600 Speaker 2: First. They're tight, they show everything, you know. Yeah, that's 415 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:42,960 Speaker 2: what I do. 416 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,240 Speaker 3: That's what he does. And this guy Grubner, this guy, 417 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe he's looking at your penis or 418 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:48,679 Speaker 3: something yet. 419 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,399 Speaker 1: Okay, Bobby, no more discussion of this on we go 420 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 1: to the summer at Buttner Lake. 421 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm real sorry. Yes, Butler Lake, Steve and I 422 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,119 Speaker 3: and the boys showed up, as you know, Phil in 423 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,720 Speaker 3: late June. We had a wonderful summer. We had to 424 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:08,760 Speaker 3: send off last Sundays when we left. And the sendoff 425 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,320 Speaker 3: is when Steve drags me around the lake on an 426 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,800 Speaker 3: inner tube, you. 427 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,880 Speaker 1: Know, maybe drags and drags you around. What do you say, 428 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,960 Speaker 1: what do you mean, drags you around? 429 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:19,360 Speaker 2: Oh? 430 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,400 Speaker 3: I get on the inner tube on my knees. I'm 431 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,320 Speaker 3: in my bikini, the flower top bikini, you know, Margaret, 432 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,600 Speaker 3: and I wave and I go Hi Hi, and Steve 433 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,840 Speaker 3: drags the inner tube around the lake. 434 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,360 Speaker 2: It goes slow because I might, you know, bumper off 435 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:39,480 Speaker 2: and everything. I'm on my knees and don't say it, Steve, 436 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,440 Speaker 2: God help you don't say it. Steve made the crack. 437 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,680 Speaker 2: We were doing an interview on the Grubner and Lewis show. 438 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,200 Speaker 2: Do you know those people tell me we were on 439 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,040 Speaker 2: Grubner and Lewis. They got to show out here in 440 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 2: the valley. I don't know if anybody listens to it, 441 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,520 Speaker 2: but anyway, I said, I was on my knees, and 442 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,520 Speaker 2: Steve said, just the way I like you. And that's 443 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,320 Speaker 2: when I took the receiver which I was holding in 444 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:01,400 Speaker 2: my hand and broke it across the back of Steve's head. 445 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,680 Speaker 1: Bobby, you know how I feel about this violence. 446 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,199 Speaker 3: What he said, that's how I like you. When I 447 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,040 Speaker 3: was on my knees. 448 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,959 Speaker 1: It was absolutely classless, breaking the receiver the phone across 449 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:11,840 Speaker 1: the back of his head. 450 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,399 Speaker 2: I didn't touch him. We just made a sound like that. 451 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:19,920 Speaker 2: I would like this. Ah and and Grubner says, what happened? 452 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,840 Speaker 2: Did they? You know? Did she hit you? And I go, yeah, 453 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:22,879 Speaker 2: she hit me with the phone. 454 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,920 Speaker 3: And then I said, I'm only kidding, kidding. I didn't 455 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,639 Speaker 3: touch him, and Steve said, she's right, she didn't touch me. 456 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:30,880 Speaker 1: So what did they say? 457 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:31,800 Speaker 2: They hung up on us? 458 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, they hung up on us. And we didn't anticipate 459 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 3: that because you never know, you never have none done that, 460 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,199 Speaker 3: and yet they did do that. 461 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so okay. 462 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,879 Speaker 1: Move on if you will, that's what I need to do. So, Bobby, 463 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,240 Speaker 1: you were dragged around the lake. 464 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,280 Speaker 2: Yes, I was being. 465 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:53,080 Speaker 3: Dragged around the lake, going high high, and the people 466 00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,680 Speaker 3: are waving back, and you know a lot of them 467 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,040 Speaker 3: are resentful. They don't like that I look good in 468 00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,639 Speaker 3: the bikini that Steve and I are happy. We have 469 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,840 Speaker 3: three happy sons. Steve has a beautiful v bottom a 470 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:09,159 Speaker 3: powerboat ski boat. We have a beautiful cabin on the 471 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,480 Speaker 3: Gooblin And we were coming around the bend to Gooblin Rock. 472 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,600 Speaker 3: That's where Bob happened to. Dan has his home. 473 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:16,560 Speaker 1: What's his name? 474 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,240 Speaker 2: Bob happened to Dan. Bob happena. Dan has a home there. 475 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,760 Speaker 2: And as we rounded around Goobner Rock, he came running 476 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,320 Speaker 2: out of the front door of his house and pulled 477 00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:26,439 Speaker 2: his pants down, pointing at his rear end. 478 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,160 Speaker 3: Yeah. And I don't know, it's almost as if they 479 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,720 Speaker 3: listened to your show, mister Henry, because there's a lot 480 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,159 Speaker 3: of people on your show that pulled their pants down, 481 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,520 Speaker 3: pointed their rear ends. 482 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,960 Speaker 1: And go see that's what he did. 483 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,120 Speaker 2: That's exactly what he writes. Steve. Yeah, he came out, 484 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,200 Speaker 2: he pulled his pants down. As he saw Bobby, he goes, hey, 485 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,760 Speaker 2: look see, and. 486 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,520 Speaker 3: I went, you know, something happened to Dan. And I 487 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,000 Speaker 3: used the word I said f and I used the 488 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,280 Speaker 3: word you. And then I got up popped, and Steve 489 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,520 Speaker 3: slowed down. I climbed out of the inner tube and 490 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,720 Speaker 3: I went below for a drink. 491 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,719 Speaker 2: Well, Bobby what's so funny? 492 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,080 Speaker 1: Nothing? I think you. You know, Bobby, you live a 493 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,840 Speaker 1: life that's very interesting. You live either in great contention 494 00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,560 Speaker 1: and direct opposition to people, or you're getting along with 495 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,399 Speaker 1: people at Buttoner Lake. I'm not sure. What is that about. 496 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,679 Speaker 3: Well, the problem is we tried to form a homewners association. 497 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,240 Speaker 1: Hey, oh so that's the problem. 498 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,639 Speaker 2: No, the problem, Bobby, you trying. 499 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:24,120 Speaker 1: To lord it over people. Yeah, people live up there 500 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,160 Speaker 1: and they don't have to have no homewners association. 501 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,080 Speaker 2: Say that again. 502 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,159 Speaker 1: Why do you have to have a homeowners association? 503 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,639 Speaker 3: Because Phil, there's no organization. Just last week, as we 504 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,600 Speaker 3: were leaving, I'm going around for my farewell. I do 505 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,560 Speaker 3: it every year. Steve drags me around the lake on 506 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,600 Speaker 3: the inner tube. I kneel at the inner tube at 507 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,760 Speaker 3: great personal risk because Steve's doing about the thirty knots 508 00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:50,520 Speaker 3: like god, you know. Anyway, I go hi, Hi, I'm 509 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,760 Speaker 3: waving and this guy comes running out of his cabin, 510 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,080 Speaker 3: pulls the pants down and points at it. 511 00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,720 Speaker 1: Well, Bobby, what's a homeowners association going to do? 512 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,640 Speaker 3: We can have some rules, some rules and decent behavior 513 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 3: for the first time in some of their lives, but 514 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,280 Speaker 3: they want to they don't want to do it. 515 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of them don't want to do and 516 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,040 Speaker 2: they say, well, we're crimping their style. 517 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,280 Speaker 1: Yeh, sure, probably are crimping their style. People go up 518 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,680 Speaker 1: to the lake man because they want to be free, 519 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,680 Speaker 1: to be free, to be free to fish and see 520 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,040 Speaker 1: the see the mountains and everything. What you know, what 521 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,919 Speaker 1: he said, and he's right. People go up there not 522 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,720 Speaker 1: to have rules. People go to the mountains to be 523 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,280 Speaker 1: free to live in their cabins whoever the hell and 524 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:27,840 Speaker 1: do their thing. 525 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 2: It's aretty, what do you think this is some kind 526 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,600 Speaker 2: of a Hell's Angels run. We want to have rules 527 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,360 Speaker 2: and regulations and so that so that my wife can 528 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,760 Speaker 2: go around the lake inner bikini and not have some 529 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,800 Speaker 2: guy run out and pull his pants down. That's all 530 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,280 Speaker 2: we're saying. 531 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:43,000 Speaker 1: No homeowners association is gonna make that any better. Okay, 532 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,119 Speaker 1: no homewners association is gonna What are you gonna do? 533 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:45,840 Speaker 1: Throw that guy out. 534 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,320 Speaker 3: We could throw him out of the homeowners association and 535 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:49,480 Speaker 3: he'd be humiliated. 536 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,960 Speaker 1: Not to the point. If some guy's running out of 537 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,800 Speaker 1: his cabin pull on his pants down, he's got bigger 538 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,159 Speaker 1: problems than a homeowners association. Did you call the cops. 539 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,160 Speaker 1: Did you call the cops? 540 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,760 Speaker 3: Butler Lake doesn't have We have a constable. We have 541 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:09,920 Speaker 3: Constable new Deckie of the Buttoner Constabulary, the what the 542 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,800 Speaker 3: Buttoner Constabulary, that's the police force. 543 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,360 Speaker 1: And there's one guy. 544 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,160 Speaker 3: There's one guy. 545 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the chiefs and he also does regular and 546 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,880 Speaker 2: he does regular rounds. You know where you go it's 547 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,359 Speaker 2: two am and all is well. 548 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,479 Speaker 1: He does that like a town crier. 549 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:24,840 Speaker 2: I don't know what they're called. 550 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:25,439 Speaker 3: We don't know. 551 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,399 Speaker 1: That's a town crier. That's like that goes back to 552 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,080 Speaker 1: the sixteenth century. For god's sake. 553 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:35,200 Speaker 2: Oh my god, mister, I don't know anything about it. 554 00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:36,760 Speaker 1: I mean, you've got to be kidding me. So the 555 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,760 Speaker 1: guy goes around all night going it's two o'clock and 556 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,280 Speaker 1: all is well. 557 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,440 Speaker 2: Not all night. It's not gonna go to a place 558 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 2: he'll see it's three o'clock at all is well and 559 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:44,840 Speaker 2: two o'clock is all well. 560 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,040 Speaker 1: In other words, the guy's up all night. 561 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:48,800 Speaker 2: No, it's only on the weekends. 562 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,400 Speaker 1: And his name's Constable what Constable bub Ribner? 563 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,840 Speaker 2: Right, See that's not the name you used. I was 564 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,400 Speaker 2: using a place center name. Yeah, Constable bub Ribner And 565 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,359 Speaker 2: he is the he's the head of the constabulary, which 566 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,040 Speaker 2: means he's the chief Constable. 567 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:04,439 Speaker 1: The chief of police. 568 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't know what you need from me. 569 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,239 Speaker 3: But that's no, that's what it is. And and but 570 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,159 Speaker 3: we don't have a lot of crime. In fact, we 571 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,160 Speaker 3: don't have any crime. If we do have any serious crime, 572 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,560 Speaker 3: they call the Fresno. If we do have any serious crime, 573 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:23,280 Speaker 3: then it's the Home County Sheriffs. Hoan. Are you from California, Stearan, 574 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:23,600 Speaker 3: You don't know. 575 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,440 Speaker 1: I've never heard of Home County. 576 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,879 Speaker 3: H O n E No, it's k E r N. 577 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:36,040 Speaker 1: That's called Kern. Well whatever, Hoan County, Kern County, all right. 578 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,280 Speaker 2: Phil County. That's like the way to say this, the 579 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,080 Speaker 2: way you say, Jay Santos, Jayson, Kern County. It's the greatest. 580 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,160 Speaker 1: Do me a favorite, you, bud. Yeah, don't put them 581 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,440 Speaker 1: on after they've been drinking. Oh you think that's it. 582 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:52,200 Speaker 1: I know, that's it. Hoan County. I'm being dragged around 583 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 1: on an inter or two of going. 584 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:53,440 Speaker 2: Hi. 585 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,920 Speaker 1: Guy comes running out, pulls his pants down. We need 586 00:28:55,960 --> 00:29:01,880 Speaker 1: an owners association. Okay, thanks to our good friend here. 587 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,960 Speaker 1: Rick Bologna from the New York for ten Police. We're 588 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,720 Speaker 1: gonna be in New York next week. I'm starting on 589 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:12,160 Speaker 1: the Tuesday. Man. We will be originating shows from Midtown Men. 590 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,360 Speaker 1: We're Famous. Phil Henry Show, Executive produced by Phil Henry 591 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:20,360 Speaker 1: for Sambury Incorporated and Hull Rights Reserved on Podcast one. 592 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:30,760 Speaker 1: Goodbye everyone. 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