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Speaker 1: Hello's treaty allowed listeners. It's announcement time once again. Bee peep,

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Speaker 1: bee peep. I'm just putting this thing here to let

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Speaker 1: at the Bellhouse on July eight at seven thirty pm, which,

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Speaker 1: if you don't know, it's in Brooklyn, New York. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna have special guests that we're so excited about. Um, friends,

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Speaker 1: I would say the theme of the special guests straight

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Speaker 1: know a little bit of both. And it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: the end of our season two. So we'd love for

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Speaker 1: I hope, no, I know, I know. Why would I

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Speaker 1: say that? You're being so insecure? I mean, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be iconic. It's gonna be the best night ever. And

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Speaker 1: as we said in a previous prerecorded announcement, we're also

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Speaker 1: going to all party afterwards. It's true. And now you go,

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Speaker 1: you see yours. And then the second thing we have

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Speaker 1: to announce is that, well what would a season be

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Speaker 1: without a earnestness bonanza? That's top it all off. So

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Speaker 1: our Earnestness Bananza, which will come out the last Tuesday

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Speaker 1: of June. I'm not going to look up what that

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Speaker 1: so make sure to get all your questions in email

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Speaker 1: us at Stradio Lab at gmail dot com. The way

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Speaker 1: earnest and Bananza works is that we answer questions that

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Speaker 1: you'll get that literally once a month. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: the episode, Bye bye. Podcast starts now. Hello, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: Stradio Lab. Can I say one thing please? Many people

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Speaker 1: will remember our last episode. I was more hungover than

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Speaker 1: because of my state of being, and this time, I'm

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Speaker 1: row on this gorgeous Sunday. Okay, revealing the process. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a process, pod um. I mean we record live

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Speaker 1: the time. Okay. When you texted me at ten am,

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Speaker 1: roughly um, I had. I was like, what is this

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Speaker 1: because I got a perfect a lot of sleep, A

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Speaker 1: I did wake up and I said no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: to say so we are having you know, as everyone knows,

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Speaker 1: know what your here is? Actually? Do you think you're doing?

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Speaker 1: Megan Kelly, gotcha coming here? I think I got you.

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Speaker 1: you stupid for from Horrorville. Podcasting is improv and I

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Speaker 1: who by the way, my other sister is named after. Okay,

424
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 1: so when she was so when I was young, she

425
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,880
Speaker 1: didn't have kids yet, and I was like the first

426
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 1: kid of that extended side of the family. So she

427
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: was very much like, oh my god, I didn't even

428
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: mention that for two years my mom, my aunt, and

429
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:58,439
Speaker 1: I lived together in the Netherlands. Stop pitching sitcoms because

430
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 1: was away a job. I'm not kidding, Okay. The point

431
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 1: is she so she like loved getting me gifts and

432
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: whatever because she was single and I and I was

433
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 1: the one baby in the family. And so she at

434
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 1: one point discovered this printing place that could very cheaply

435
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: put like a photo on like a T shirt, a

436
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: mouse pad, and that was all the rage in the

437
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 1: early nineties. I don't know if anyone remember I remember

438
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 1: having many mouse pads. Yes, So I would send her

439
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,959
Speaker 1: and I thought this was like a thing only she

440
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: knew about. I thought that was like the thing my

441
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: godmother knows. It's like this business that that she's like

442
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 1: a regular apt So I would send her like I

443
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 1: send her like a photo of n Sync from a

444
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 1: Rolling Stone feature, and I was like, mouse pad make photos.

445
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,400
Speaker 1: I sent her into either mouse pads or T shirts.

446
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: And so I think maybe it's my nostalgia for that

447
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: that makes me want a photo credit card. Not the

448
00:24:54,640 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 1: most rewarding story, but I think it really godmother, Yeah, yeah,

449
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 1: that other stuff was a little more interesting. You should

450
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: get the in Sync Rolling Stone cover as a credit

451
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 1: card as a credit card. That's a genius idea. Actually,

452
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 1: thank you. Um yeah, sorry, your story flopped at the

453
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: It's okay. I started off really great a lot at

454
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: the beginning, and exactly, And I think I should have

455
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 1: realized that as we were laughing at the other stuff

456
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 1: and been like, well, I don't have to stick the landing,

457
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: like I don't have to go back to why I

458
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,479
Speaker 1: started this, Like I can just luxuriate in in the

459
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 1: tail I'm telling Yeah, And also We didn't know where

460
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: you were going with it, so you could have been like,

461
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, like we did it. Now we were like,

462
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 1: and when do you get into the personalized credit card

463
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: part of the story. No one was Jones for part

464
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: two of the personalized credit card discussion, like the cub

465
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: stay was funny enough. Well, no, this is definitely this.

466
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 1: This episode, I can already tell is a return to form.

467
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: It's a process pod, it's a it's it's angry, it's emotional,

468
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 1: it's um, it's got it all, it's got it all,

469
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,120
Speaker 1: and you know what, let's freaking keep going by doing

470
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 1: our first segment. Okay, I'll actually yeah, take the reins

471
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 1: on this. Yeah. Um. So our first segment is actually

472
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 1: called straight Shooters, and in it, we ask you a

473
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: series of rapid fire questions basically this thing or this

474
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 1: other thing, um, in order to gage your familiarity with

475
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 1: and complicity in straight culture. The only rule is you

476
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: can't ask any follow up questions and um, if you do,

477
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: we'll get really really bad. Okay, I don't want to

478
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: see that, I mean I do, But yeah, so George,

479
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: do you want to kick us off? Yes, Alison? Um

480
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes of fame or thirty seconds to Mars fifteen

481
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:56,640
Speaker 1: minutes of fame, Power Aid, Gatorade or financial aid. Okay Allison,

482
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Speaker 1: they yeah yeah yes, or no no, no, no way,

483
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm living without you. Yeah yeah, yes, okay Millie, Bobby

484
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: Brown or Bippity Poppity boo, okay, Allison, keeping a diary,

485
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: keeping the faith, or keeping up with the Kardashians, keeping

486
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: a diary. I have a lot of Kardashian thoughts that

487
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: we don't have time to get into, obviously, as all

488
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 1: people in America. Of course. Yeah, it's yes, I'm forced

489
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 1: to have opinions on people I don't know. Um, okay,

490
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: up with olives or down with the sickness? Up with olives?

491
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 1: That's really good, okay. Um Ring around the Rosy or

492
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: the pussy Cats as well as Josie as a Betti

493
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: and Veronica fan the pussy Cats as well as Josie

494
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Speaker 1: perfect incredible work. Um. We rank your performance on a

495
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: scale of zero to one thousand doves, and you've got

496
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: two thousand. But I hate it's actually a record high.

497
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: I both hate and fear of birds. Yeah, well, ready

498
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 1: for a lot of them to come into your apartment

499
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: as a gift. I'm so glad you brought up a

500
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 1: hatred of birds because I have a huge hatred and

501
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: fear of birds, and I feel no one else is

502
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: talking about it. I am talking about it all the

503
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: time on stage constantly. Um, I had a bird fly

504
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: and I have like I have a terrorist, um and

505
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: get them many laptops that cost them so many it's

506
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: made of laptops my apartment, but honestly be cheaper if

507
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: you just bought an apartment made of laptop It's truly

508
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: just like just like MacBooks wall to wall, Um, they're

509
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: the lighting source. Um. But I have a glass door

510
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: that goes out there. Another brag and a I came

511
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: home one day and there was a giant, greasy print

512
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: of a bird that had clearly flown smack into the

513
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: door and it had like you could see every wing.

514
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: They're so oily. Yeah, well they don't really shower, eat

515
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:16,959
Speaker 1: rains rains like they should be showering. There's no excuse

516
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: for them to be that dirty. Yeah, bird bath ever

517
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: heard of? That? Is that? We know? We all know

518
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: that bads are not about cleaning. There about luxuriating and

519
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: taking me time. So it's more of a mental health.

520
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: Exercise mats are about wellness, that's the next thing. Yes,

521
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: it's very true. Do you think Actually it's funny that

522
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: we're talking about this because I was having this conversation

523
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,479
Speaker 1: last night where um was this someone and they were like,

524
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't it be so wouldn't it suck? Wouldn't it suck

525
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: to be a flightless bird? And then I was like,

526
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: I would love to be a flamingo. There's so much

527
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: more fabulous than like a pigeon. But then flamingos do flight.

528
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: What are the flightless ones? Do ostriches fly? No? No,

529
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: so penguins. Yeah, well, penguins are kind of iconic. Penguins

530
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: are a slate and a half. I don't know if

531
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: I would want to be an ostrich No, they seem dusty. Yeah, okay,

532
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: well I guess then I would want to be a

533
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: flamingo because it's like, it looks great and it can

534
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: fly and it does really skinny legs. Also, they eat

535
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: a lot of shrimp and that's why they're pink. Oh

536
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: that's very kids, Like they're like about a seafood tower. Yeah, exactly.

537
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: They love it from cocktail it's shrimp or like cockroaches

538
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: of the sea, but they're so elegant and delicious. Well

539
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: lobsters do. I guess that's true. I think, like most

540
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: shellfish is that it's funny that you can be persona

541
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: on gratta in your own community a k a. Underwater,

542
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: but then humans come, humans like see you for the

543
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: beauty you really are, you know what I mean? It's

544
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: so powerful, like you're like you're like in your middle

545
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: school and like no one sees you as hot. But

546
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: then like a modeling out comes and finds in front

547
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: of the limited too, like you are so beautiful and

548
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: no one in this world respects you. But I see

549
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: the trim and then they go back to their hometown

550
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, flop, ugly, go leave. Wow. I think

551
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: it's actually I think that could be a really good

552
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: topic for like a children's book, like the shrimp that's

553
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: ugly at home, but then is um you know what.

554
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: It's also kind of tragic because in order for shrimp

555
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: to be appreciated, they have to be murdered and eaten. Yeah,

556
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: they have to die. So it's very pretty hurts by

557
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: Beyonce in that way. Well I was also I was

558
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: just that video, but shrimp, I guess more. The title

559
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: of the song just like well under water a bit

560
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: in that. That's right, it's about shrimp. Every like Little

561
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: Dead Fact Pretty Hurts is actually about shrimp. It's literally

562
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: like the plight of a of a beautiful shrimp and

563
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: their journey for being ugly in their hometown of underwater

564
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 1: to being beautiful on the table of let's say, a

565
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: really beautiful restaurant in New York City. Yeah, I mean yeah,

566
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: I was thinking you were going to go more in

567
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: a direction of like it would be sad because then

568
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: they have to leave home. It would be sort of

569
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: like about I thought it was gonna be a sort

570
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 1: of a queer narrative about like having to leave your family,

571
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: um to find a chosen family of people that want

572
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: to eat you. Yeah. Yeah, it's like that's like one

573
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: way to look at it. Although you would imagine that

574
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: their actual families also other shrimp in that scenario. So yeah,

575
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: I guess like they're not mothered by the related like family. Yeah, yeah,

576
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: it doesn't quite work. We have some there's a development

577
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: process that needs to well, there's also I feel like

578
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: it's also like the process of devanning shrimp is like

579
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: taking away there how it's like, well, we have to

580
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: you have to remove the ugly part of yourself to

581
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: be beautiful for the human gaze. So de ving a

582
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: shrimp is human plastic surgery exactly. Yeah, it's like, well

583
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: you have to get a vain job in order be

584
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: acceptable at the restaurant. There's this is unrelated but kind

585
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: of related. On my old blocker I used to live,

586
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: there was a Verico's vein treatment center called vain Go

587
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: like go o g A. I love that really disgusting name.

588
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: When you can be like a medical facility and still

589
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: have a little fun with the name. I say, go

590
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: off my um at. In my old neighborhood in San Francisco,

591
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: there was a place called t M I Colon X No. Yeah,

592
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: WHOA did you ever go? No? And actually like I'm like,

593
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 1: maybe I should have. I always thought about it. I'm

594
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: very interested. Yeah, I've never gotten one, me neither. We

595
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: got into a fight at a job I was at once,

596
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: and it was like it split people pretty much down

597
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: the middle of like whether you would like give it.

598
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not trying to like become a part

599
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: of like colonic culture, just like to see what it's

600
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: like to have one and like how it feels afterwards,

601
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: and that's kind of go about all wellness stuff. I'll

602
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 1: try it ones. Yeah, but there were some people that

603
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: were like, that's bad for you, and I was like,

604
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: everything I do is bad for me, right, can't I

605
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: just feel things? You're like, we're on our smoke break,

606
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: Like I'm like pounding liquor in the middle of the afternoon,

607
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: Like I think we're gon. We're like the show started taping,

608
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: it's five thirty, we can open up whiskey, and it's

609
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: like what we're doing? Uh? Should we start the topic? Alston?

610
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: Do you want to introduce your topic and maybe just

611
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: say a little bit about why you chose it and

612
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: what makes it straight? Okay, um, my topic is space. Wow,

613
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: let that say again. I'm giving space for space. Um,

614
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: but I hate space a lot. Um. So I guess

615
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 1: that's part of like being a straight woman and having

616
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: to engage with the concept of space. And I mean

617
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: outer space, not personal space or or or the space

618
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,399
Speaker 1: that we about you. I'm specifically talking about outer space. Yes,

619
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 1: I was going to ask you to define space because

620
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: I was like, this could be anything. I'm like the

621
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: space bar and You're like I already have a fraut

622
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: relationship with mine. Um. It feels like my association with

623
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: space is also like almost exclusively um Apollo thirteen, which

624
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: is an incredibly straight narrative of like men with short

625
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: hair telling their wives goodbye. It's literally two hours of that. Yeah,

626
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: it's like goodbye wife. Um, and that's it. That's my submaro. Yeah. Um.

627
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: But there's just I think that like also like our

628
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: obsession with space, Trump's obsession with space yuck. Um, But

629
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,919
Speaker 1: like people love space and I'm like, we don't even

630
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: know what's in the ocean and we're going to space.

631
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: We have I've long been like we we haven't figured

632
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: out the oceans y percent of the ocean floor, but

633
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: we're sending men into like face. I mean, it's but like,

634
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: let's like, what are we doing. We live on this

635
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: planet right, figure out what did the Mariatta trench? We

636
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 1: should know before on walking around on the moon. They're like,

637
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: we should colonize Mars, and it's like, what's in this lake? Okay?

638
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 1: Here's my thing with space. To me, space works best

639
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 1: as a metaphor and it's a very straight thing to

640
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: take it literally and be like, well, I want to

641
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: physically be on the moon. Actually space, space exists so

642
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: that we can make art about it. Like it's not

643
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: about you shouldn't try to be in space, like you

644
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: should just like watch Gravity starring Sandra but Oka say,

645
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: name more art about space. Well no, no, it's not

646
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: even it's not even art about space. It's like it's

647
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: like the great unknown and being inspired by that and

648
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,720
Speaker 1: looking at the stars star gazing, Like star gazing should

649
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: be enough. You shouldn't want to like star hop it

650
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 1: should absolutely be enough. Also, there's a lot of trash

651
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: in space, yeah, that we put there. Littering feels super straight, Yes,

652
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 1: very much, so you after a cycling compost. But I

653
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: really am like it's just very like, appreciate the unknown,

654
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: the lack of knowing, and appreciate how expansive it all is,

655
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: and and and and the and just like how small

656
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: we are in compared to the rest of the universe.

657
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: Stop trying to colonize everything. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty white too,

658
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: if we're being honest. Yes, space is a white man god,

659
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 1: straight white man. Yeah something about Yeah, I think the

660
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: science around space definitely is straight. Because also it's like

661
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 1: it's almost like, how do I say this, it's like

662
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: there's a gate keeping element of mystery, like where it's like, oh,

663
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: actually it's not mystery because I know this, this, this that.

664
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: It's like Okay, actually I just want to like not

665
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: think about the reality of it. You're not gonna go there.

666
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go there. We'll never go there. And

667
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: I just in terms of the art influence by space,

668
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 1: I also thinking like alien stuff, Like it's fashion that's

669
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 1: very futuristic in space. Space Like all that stuff is yes, yes,

670
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: contact like again interstellar, like just make art about space, yes,

671
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: but don't go there. Don't go there. Also like it's

672
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 1: it's inherently going to be like well because like we can't,

673
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: as you say, like it's an unknowable thing and it's

674
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: everything like we can't. So like everything you find out

675
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: about it is going to be disappointing because it's just like, yeah,

676
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,399
Speaker 1: oh there's some trash up here, like oh the moon

677
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,879
Speaker 1: is dusty, like oh, like there's just not a lot

678
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: outright that we're going to actually access. I was thinking

679
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: about that recently when they released that photo of a

680
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 1: black hole, and I was like, well, this doesn't look good.

681
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: So just so like I would rather just think about

682
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: the concept of a black hole round. Look at this

683
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: blurry like this blurry image that's like a black hole

684
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 1: right right, And also just like what does that mean?

685
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: Like once you start talking about space, there's discussions of

686
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: like the concept of adder and I just don't like that. Again,

687
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: better works better as a metaphor. I don't have to

688
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: know the equations now, too many equations? And again, what's

689
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: in the sea? Right? I do like that as kind

690
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: of like what about is um? And it's like when

691
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: someone talks about space, you're like, um, check back in

692
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,919
Speaker 1: when you're in the sea. What about is the first

693
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: space of the ocean? Yeah, it's like you're holding a

694
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: sign like you're doing a protest. That's like we still

695
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: don't know anything about the sea. That guys doing like

696
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: the balloon sign, like all of the balloons that are

697
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: like inflated as the letters. I guess that's stupid painted. Yeah.

698
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 1: It makes me feel like when someone like has clothes

699
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: all over the floor and it's like we need to

700
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: go shopping and it's like clean up your clothes first

701
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: and then you can get whatever shirt you want, but

702
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: pick up your shirts. Yeah, because the ocean time I'm like,

703
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: it's definitely amazing. At the same time, like, the more

704
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: we explore the ocean probably the more we'll ruin it.

705
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: So I also want to maybe discourage people from being

706
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: too in interventionist. I think, just let's do some snorkeling. Yeah,

707
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: but you know, it doesn't need to be a whole

708
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: couldn't disagree less, Okay, I gotta it's on our planet.

709
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 1: It's like it's like having a drawer you never open

710
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: in your home. You're right, You're right, we need to know.

711
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:20,720
Speaker 1: Don't let's frack the sea floor. We have to frack.

712
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, the ocean is like, actually what we

713
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: want from space is in the ocean. Like big aliens exist,

714
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: we have like giant squid that are insane. I guarantee

715
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,879
Speaker 1: you they are more attractive than any alien life forms

716
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: that exist. Attractive as in like not like sexually like majestic.

717
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: Majestic is maybe the right. You're like, they're hot, Yeah,

718
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: like have you seen a squid? Like my whole thing

719
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 1: with shrimp is just that I'm sexually attractive. Yeah, actually

720
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: that is what we're learning. Like order shrimp cock, I'm like, puck, oh,

721
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: these shrimper models understands your beauty like I do. I'd

722
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: say I am craving it from yeah, okay space, yeah, space.

723
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 1: It's just I just really don't like it. The only

724
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 1: thing I like about space is when we get to

725
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: see images of the Earth and how beautiful it can be,

726
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: Like totally I agree, like going to take a picture

727
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 1: of the Earth. Okay, everything, but we have those now,

728
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 1: so right as long as the Earth is centered in

729
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: the narrative, because that's absolutely true. Yeah, And I like,

730
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: you know, I like a photo of Jupiter. Sure, it's impressive,

731
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: you know, the rings. So you don't know what you're like,

732
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: You're like, don't really know it. I mean I like

733
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: learning abou the planets in school. That felt like really

734
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: fun as a kid to be like like memorizing the

735
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: order they go in, like the spice pros in that way,

736
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 1: because each of their own personality and their own look.

737
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: And Pluto is like eating out trying to have its

738
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: own career. But then like we're we're kicking it out.

739
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: I guess it's like also like the the uncertainty of

740
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: Pluto's status as um a planet is that's clear, That's

741
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 1: that's queer, is it? Is it? A planet. Still you're

742
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 1: trying to be binary, and it's like, let Pluto be

743
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: whatever they want to be. I think though it was

744
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: like not and then they were like, j K, it

745
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: is well, but we'll see. I mean people have all

746
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 1: people as do planets. Yeah, so planets. We are pro

747
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: pro planets. Well, it's local space. You care about local.

748
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: You have to keep it local, like our Solar System.

749
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: I'm all in, like keep the Milky Way weird. Yeah. Yeah,

750
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: like I'm going to support I'm gonna support Saturay, I'm

751
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: going to support Jupiter, like I'm gonna support Pluto for sure.

752
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: But it's but let's not. It's like the only thing

753
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: mercury can do is like poison Jeremy Piven. That's it.

754
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 1: It's a little sinister. Um. You know, you get into

755
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: also astrology, like astrology the other side of but that's

756
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: the more theoretical side of space exactly. It's space as

757
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: a metaphor. It proves the rule that space is trade. Um. Also,

758
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: how do you feel about like asteroids? Oh? Complicated? Yeah,

759
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 1: I kind of like the idea that one could like

760
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: like a meteor. I don't know the difference one a

761
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 1: rock could hit Earth and has in the past. That's

762
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: kind of exciting to me. We love a surprise drop,

763
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:00,959
Speaker 1: you know, no, we really do. And feels like also

764
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: like if Armageddon and Deep Impact like too Important films. Yes, absolutely,

765
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 1: it would be very straight I feel when when a

766
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:14,439
Speaker 1: big space rock hits us next time. But it could

767
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 1: be nice. I think if it hit like a desert

768
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: and no one died, but it was still really exciting

769
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 1: and we all felt sort of planetary unity for two days.

770
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: That could be here cycle changes over yeah, um yeah

771
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: before it's like the rock has a problematic pass my ideal.

772
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 1: Here's my ideal space event. An asteroid hits the middle

773
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: of a desert, no humans, no humans or animals are harmed,

774
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: and then it actually creates a natural crevass that is

775
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: that is the perfect size for an outdoor music venue.

776
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: And then there's like a big music festival. George, that

777
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: is so smart. Wait, so, like, who would play at

778
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: that venue? She would play that? Well? I think it

779
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 1: would have to be space themed. It would be like LaRue, Yes, okay,

780
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: like just like someone that will bring everyone together. Yeah, totally,

781
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: and that is exactly who should you can LaRue is

782
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: headlining space fest. I'm like wait, LaRue, who has like

783
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: two songs. I'm not even going to address what you

784
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 1: just said because she actually has many songs. But I

785
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: think LaRue is has a has had a global impact.

786
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: I think she's technically French. I could be wrong. Maybe

787
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 1: she's British. I guess we have all the resources to

788
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: find this out. I'm going to get British with the

789
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 1: French name. Okay, she is in fact English. Yeah, there

790
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: you go. I feel like her singing style and her

791
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: name is Ellie Jackson. Go off, Wow, so hair, I

792
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: forgot about that fucking hair. Sorry, wow. I can't believe

793
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: you don't stand LaRue. No, don't get me wrong. I

794
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 1: stand LaRue in like a way where she is a blip.

795
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: She was such a weird moment in time and Bulletproof

796
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 1: made yeah for you for me that time has not

797
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: a long long timeline. Well, maybe this will be her

798
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: big comeback when she performs at the crater Um venue. Well,

799
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: I think she's very similar to sort of an asteroid

800
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: hitting the planet. It's it happens once, it's a huge impact,

801
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: and and then we just sort of put a music

802
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: festival on on or of it. It's LaRue collaboration with

803
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: the Asteroid Music Festival. Love it. I'm there, And then

804
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: you know that Gwyneth Paltrow is going to come in

805
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: and like collect some of the space rocks and be

806
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 1: like this is now. Yeah, She's like purpose, I didn't

807
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: exactly literally what I was gonna says, like my asteroid. Yeah,

808
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: the candle is called kiss my asssteroid m Yeah, very

809
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: sellingent urban. Do you know what I hate when people

810
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: say things like we all on this crazy space rock.

811
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,959
Speaker 1: I hate that. I feel like that is toxic space rhetoric. Yes,

812
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: and like or like we're just like a blue marble

813
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:13,280
Speaker 1: hurtling through space. Shut up, please, you live in Cleveland.

814
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 1: You wish you had a marble. Yeah, but that's like

815
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: toxic queer culture. That's toxic queer. Weird, tender queer. It's

816
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: tender queer queer culture. I'm trying to think what I

817
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: hate about space. Yeah. I also, I mean, like now

818
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: we're like diving more into like um astronauts. But like

819
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: the way that they have to eat food. That's why

820
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 1: would you like I don't want to eat like freeze

821
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: dried beef stew I completely agree, Allison. And one of

822
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: the things that really really annoys me is when people

823
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: fetishize astronaut food and there and they it's like a

824
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,439
Speaker 1: delicacy or like dipping different dipping dots are not good,

825
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: So why are we doing this? Like have some sheared garcina.

826
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: I call it a day. Right, we have all the

827
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: food we can do. We can do whatever, Like you

828
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: can eat whatever you want. You could have shrimp like

829
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: sorry you turned on um, Yeah, no, I hate astronaut

830
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: food is very it's very Ripley's believe it or not.

831
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: Like you go to Ripleys believe it or not in

832
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: their gift store has astronaut It's like I just imagine that,

833
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: Like astronaut food is just like circus peanuts chopped up.

834
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: That's what it looks like, pretty much as somebody who

835
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: lived outside of Washington, d C. And went to the

836
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: Aaron Space Museum many times and and then like jerky,

837
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: but it's not the artisanal kind. It's the best, right,

838
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 1: It's like I love jerky, but like not like, well,

839
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: this is the only way you can consume meat. I

840
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: am curious about why astronauts as a business as a job.

841
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 1: Why do they like market two kids so hard? Why

842
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: do they like need to appeal. Yeah, except those words

843
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: all the time uniform they can identify like that's an astronaut,

844
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: whereas like you can be like that's a social media manager.

845
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: I mean you can and they also like, I mean

846
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: they also kids love space because it's childish to do so. Yes,

847
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: so it makes sense that they would be attracted to

848
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: the idea of an astronaut. How much do you think

849
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: astronauts get paid? That's you could tell me. You could

850
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 1: be like twelve Yeah, that sounds right. You could be

851
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 1: like half a million dollars. I'd be like, yeah, of course,

852
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 1: it's like unpaid. They do it for exposure. It's like

853
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: the dollars a flight simulator, Like could they afford a

854
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 1: home in l A See, I think you know? No, Okay,

855
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: well I'm sure there's like levels Like I'm sure there's like,

856
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: you know, kind of like an open micro astronaut who's

857
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: just out there. Well, it does make you think. And

858
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: then there's like the ones that go to space and

859
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: get a Netflix special. It does. It is one of

860
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,240
Speaker 1: those jobs that so desirable that I wouldn't be surprised

861
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 1: if they secretly didn't get paid anything. It didn't get

862
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,839
Speaker 1: paid much like yeah, I think when you learned that,

863
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: um for instance, when you when you learned that New

864
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:14,439
Speaker 1: Yorker writers are contractors and don't get health insurance, it's

865
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: so disappointed and you're like, wait, this is literally everyone's

866
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: like people that are journalists are writers, like this is

867
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: their dream job and they have to literally be on

868
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: their spouses health insurance. Makes you think, It makes you think.

869
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 1: I think that astronauts don't make a lot of money. Okay,

870
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,280
Speaker 1: you've convinced me. Now I'm like I've because like also

871
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: like all of the like astronaut like um office, the

872
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: like Houston, we have a problem. You have to live

873
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 1: in Houston, right, Yeah, or like Florida, they should open

874
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn office in Dumbo. Yeah, NASA Dumbo right next

875
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: to the office. I mean when the like, my theory

876
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,240
Speaker 1: is that um as they overhaul to go Honest Canal.

877
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 1: In ten years, the GOANAS is going to look like

878
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,879
Speaker 1: the high Line. Um. Oh totally. So I think that's

879
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:08,399
Speaker 1: a great place for a NASA outpost. Agreed, right, next

880
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 1: space work and a nine dollar cold brow. Yeah. So

881
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: this is almost too obvious of a point to make,

882
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: so I'll just say it briefly, but we also need

883
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: to address the kind of phallic nature of a spaceship.

884
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 1: It's kind of one of the ultimate phallic condoles, some

885
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:30,760
Speaker 1: of the ultimate phallic objects. And on top of it all,

886
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: just um, a big, big car, you know. Yeah, yeah,

887
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 1: it's kind of there's also an element where it's just

888
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 1: a big vehicle. That's like, this is one of the

889
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 1: biggest vehicle. You're like, just drive a Prius, like you

890
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: don't have to do this, right, It's I mean, it's

891
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: more like it's a hummer, Like it's a humm. It's like, yeah,

892
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 1: I feel like going to space is kind of the

893
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 1: ultimate my super sweet sixty someone's dad is paying for it.

894
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: That's true. Um, how do we feel about like the

895
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: lack of gravity and a spaceship or I was a

896
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: question in gravity in general. You're reading my mind. Okay,

897
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: I love it. I love that. Yeah, I want to

898
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 1: be weightless. I think that is the one part that

899
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm all in on, which, you know, not to beat

900
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: a dead horse, you kind of get weightless and water too.

901
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: It's based at home, and it saves the environment because

902
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: you're not you know, wasting all that fuel to get

903
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: up to the moon. It's more humble. Sure, but you

904
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: have space in your very own backyard if you just

905
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: explore it. Um. But that being said, I do want

906
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 1: to be in a spaceship floating in the area I do.

907
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: You just want to know what that feels like. Yeah,

908
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 1: I wish I could take it. There were like places

909
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: that do that. Okay, I was to say there are

910
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,240
Speaker 1: in the back of my mind, I know that those exist,

911
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: But how does that work? And is it real? I

912
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 1: always feel like it's a fake. There's no way, there's

913
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,399
Speaker 1: no graphy like that. That can't If that was real,

914
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 1: then people will be doing that all the time. But

915
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: like you there, like bring your laptop and like work. Yeah,

916
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 1: that's great. I just wanted, like my dream is to

917
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:28,359
Speaker 1: be like waitless but still typing. Yeah exactly, yeah, wait

918
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: less right. Why do I feel like gravity and WiFi

919
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: are connected? Well that, I mean, so much of the

920
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: things we rely on wouldn't exist without gravity, Like just

921
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 1: like I'm sure that it would funk up, you know,

922
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 1: our sewage system if there wasn't well, yeah, because you

923
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: have to p into a tube or something like yeah,

924
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: yeah right, and then if even one drop gets out,

925
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: it's just like there forever just in the air with you. Yeah,

926
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,399
Speaker 1: but I don't think those places are fake. I think

927
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 1: it's like they can simulate zero pity with like some

928
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,399
Speaker 1: very specific technology. Yeah, and I bet it's not zero.

929
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: I bet it's just like a little less gravity than normal.

930
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: You're basically just on a trampoline. Yeah. Now I'm like,

931
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: what's gravity like? Like, I know, it's like again, it's

932
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: like I understand it as a concept, but not as

933
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:21,280
Speaker 1: a scientific equation. Yeah. Well, also the thing with gravity,

934
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 1: it's like it's Earth's way of pulling us towards it.

935
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: So it is so rude to be like I'm going

936
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: to create a big dick shaped spaceship to leave Mother Earth.

937
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: Yeah it's actually, um, it's actually anti feminist, it is. Yeah,

938
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: it's it's super misogynistic actually, um wow. Yeah, space space

939
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 1: seems like not um hospitable to women. I agree in

940
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: a lot of ways. In some ways, Earth also not

941
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: very hospitable to almost nothing is hospitable to women, just

942
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:59,399
Speaker 1: just the wing. Maybe Mother Earth is a self hating woman, Yes,

943
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 1: I think that probably's like she's like a mother that

944
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: is jealous of her daughters and so she makes them suffer.

945
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: That's what it feels like but then space is like

946
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: there are no mothers to be found. Yeah, yeah, almsot,

947
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: Like what do they do up there? Well, that's how

948
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 1: long are people up there? And like do they like

949
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 1: hook up? What's going on? Sexually? You don't stop being

950
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: a person just because you're in space. Yeah, well you're

951
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 1: basically going around and round. I mean that's kind of

952
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 1: you're in orbit. It's space is the ultimate wherever you go,

953
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 1: there you are. You think you're going somewhere different, but

954
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: in fact you're literally going in a literal circle. We

955
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: are all spaceships orbiting the Earth. I don't want to speak.

956
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,319
Speaker 1: I do think they're orbiting in some capacity. They're not

957
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: like going up there and then staying like the whole

958
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,919
Speaker 1: thing is it's all moving. But where are you going?

959
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: I would kind of assume they're all orbiting Earth? How

960
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: long does it take for a spaceship to go around

961
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 1: the Earth? Listen? I don't know I want to answer

962
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 1: to certainly wead out. Yeah. I Also in terms of

963
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: space movies, I just wanted to say The Martian is

964
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 1: a straight one. M M. Yeah, it's very like man

965
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,799
Speaker 1: nature fantasy. What do you think of Star Wars Go?

966
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:22,840
Speaker 1: I've never seen any of it. I've literally seen and

967
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: now I'm like trying to keep going because I'm like,

968
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 1: well I can't now I agree, I tragically have seen

969
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: probably uh probably like those bad sequels everyone hit. I

970
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 1: think I've seen like episode one, episode two once each

971
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: at like a birthday party when I was a kid,

972
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: so like that was my because I was in like

973
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: what or something whatever. Yeah, I think I've I think

974
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: I've probably seen those with like a group of kids.

975
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: I've never seen the originals, never seen you know, space

976
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: Yoda or whatever, the one that's on peak Disney plans.

977
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 1: Dare you say Peacock? Yeah? Uh. And you know what

978
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: I I, oh, you know what. I love Spaceballs. Great film,

979
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: great film, great film. You guys are insane. My favorite,

980
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,879
Speaker 1: one of my favorite jokes, this is the dumbest thing

981
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: that's every been committed to film, is they go, we

982
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: have to comb the desert, and the next thing, they

983
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 1: have a giant hair comb and they are combing the desert.

984
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 1: I mean, that's there's not a lot of comedy that's

985
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: better than that. Kind of like an airplane where they're

986
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: like the ship's really going to hit the fan, and

987
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 1: then the ship hits the fan and you're just like beautiful.

988
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: I watched Airplane during the pandemic, and I was like,

989
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: where are the movies like this? I would do anything

990
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: for a comedy like Airplane, and it's so funny. It's

991
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 1: so funny. So yeah, I've never really seen Star I

992
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: do believe people that the originals are good. I'm not.

993
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 1: I'm not like such a detractor that I'm like, oh,

994
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 1: it's all. I don't really like the Star Wars industrial

995
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: complex for now everything whatever, Like I don't care about that,

996
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: but I'm willing to believe the originals are good. Maybe

997
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: at one point I will watch, Yeah, maybe for our

998
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 1: movie club that I didn't suggest anything for you're you're like,

999
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: I was actually just waiting until now. It could be good.

1000
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: I've also never seen a second of Star Trek of

1001
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 1: any kind. I was gonna say, Uh, Star Wars is straight,

1002
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: Star Trek is gay. I believe, and I've heard that

1003
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: from multiple sources. Um, there's an incredible super cut. I'm

1004
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 1: also not a Star Trek person, but I've seen, like

1005
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 1: I had to watch an episode for a podcast I

1006
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: did once and I was like, this feels rude. Um homework. Um,

1007
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 1: But there's like a super cut of funk what's his

1008
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:43,959
Speaker 1: name Rex, That one guy Jonathan. Oh yeah, he makes

1009
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 1: just really bold choices every time he sits in a

1010
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 1: chair and how he's going to do that, and it's

1011
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 1: just a super cut of all the times he does it,

1012
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: and it's pretty funny. Also, so many iconic people, like like,

1013
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: so many iconic people have been on a various version

1014
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: of Star Trek, And you know what, I have not

1015
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: ruled out I have not ruled out getting into Star Trek,

1016
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 1: and I have not ruled out getting into Battlestar Galactica,

1017
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: and that I've never done the dive. Misha is obsessed

1018
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: with Star Trek, so I have it all secondhand, and

1019
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:16,439
Speaker 1: I am kind of like, oh, this is fun. Yeah,

1020
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 1: it seems fun. I also love Galaxy quest m with

1021
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 1: I want to say, Sigourney Weaver and it's like, what

1022
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 1: about exactly? Well, the reason I like Spaceballs and Galaxy

1023
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: Questions because they're making fun of they're they're like, in fact,

1024
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 1: they're like, yes, making fun of the idea of taking

1025
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 1: space seriously. Yes, yes, yes, which I appreciate it. We

1026
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 1: should not be taking space seriously. We take space too seriously. Exactly.

1027
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: We need to, uh, we need to make fun of

1028
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 1: space as much as possible. Yeah, it's also weird because

1029
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, you look at the countries that are obsessed

1030
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 1: with being in space, and I'm like this is not

1031
00:59:56,040 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: good company is good point? But China, Russia and the

1032
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: United States, Right, It's like so, so that's the other

1033
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: thing is like, in the same way that top Gun

1034
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 1: Maverick is military propaganda. Basically, all so much space media

1035
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 1: is actually propaganda to be for people to be implicated

1036
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 1: in this space war that is going to end in

1037
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 1: like nuclear war. Yes, Like you don't see like people

1038
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 1: who live in Croatia being like, how do we get

1039
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: to space? They're like, no, we love it here and

1040
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. Yeah. Do you think anyone in Barcelona cares

1041
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: about going into space? I don't think so. They're like

1042
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 1: what space? Yeah, they're like taking their cs then having

1043
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 1: little sprits. Yeah, They're like I would love like a

1044
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:39,960
Speaker 1: uno verde and some octopus. Wow. The last I do

1045
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: feel like sort of a merging of our topics. UM

1046
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 1: I think this is actually maybe is a sponsored podcast

1047
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 1: for UM the Avatar sequels UM, which are space and

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01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,400
Speaker 1: more so underwater interesting, um and sort of exploring underwater

1049
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: as if it is space. Wow, you're like one of

1050
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 1: the only people in the entire I know. I don't

1051
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 1: see movies like I see I've seen, like I don't

1052
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 1: like forty three movies. That's like probably how many movies

1053
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: I've seen in my life that is so fascinating. Matthew

1054
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: is the same way. He just like didn't grow up

1055
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 1: in a movie household, so it was not a big

1056
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 1: part of his I like did, like we went to

1057
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 1: the movies a lot when I was like younger, as

1058
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: like a thing to do, and like I bought I remember,

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01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 1: like I mean like I owned Airplane and History of

1060
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 1: the World and like you know, important films. Um. But

1061
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 1: like in the last like once left to my own

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01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 1: devices where it wasn't like this is the thing my

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01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 1: parents and I can do together where we don't have

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01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 1: to talk. Um. Now I'm just like, oh I'm TV. Yeah,

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01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: I see everything that is on television, but I see

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01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: one movie a year. Yeah. Well, I do think that

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01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 1: you're not alone in I just think movies, as we've

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01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:46,960
Speaker 1: mentioned on the pod before, are in there. All movies

1069
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 1: are Indian now because no one cares about movies, like

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01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 1: in fact, Marvel is Indie because they're going there's so

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01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: much working against them because everyone is like watching TV

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01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 1: and on TikTok. But like going to a movie theater

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01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,959
Speaker 1: in any capacity is supporting local business. But I love

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01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 1: the concept of movie theaters, but I would rather go

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01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 1: and watch like three episodes of a TV show there.

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01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the or what I would really like

1077
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:12,919
Speaker 1: to do. And I have like pitched this many times

1078
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 1: two people, but obviously none of the people I talked

1079
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 1: to are capable of making changes in the entertainment industry.

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01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: I would pay ten dollars for one hour of watching

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01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: trailers is the craziest thing I've ever heard in a theater.

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01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: Like in a theater, I get my I can have

1083
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 1: my cinema quartet, which is diet coke, red wine, popcorn,

1084
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 1: and raison uts, oh lost, okay, rollers, I don't know, um,

1085
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 1: some kind of chocolate, salty soda, alcohol, and have like

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01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: seventy minutes of just back to back all of the

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01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 1: trailers that I haven't gotten to see. And it's air conditioned,

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01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 1: and I have somebody with me that I can lead

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Speaker 1: over and be like, oh, that looks good, and then

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Speaker 1: that's it. That's what I want. I don't want to

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01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 1: see a movie. I just want teasers. Wow. I used

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01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: to when I was young, I would go on trailers

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01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 1: dot Apple dot com. Do you guys remember they used

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01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 1: to have all the trailers and that was my favorite website.

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01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: I would check it every day and be like so excited.

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01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 1: And I feel like that's like also where I like

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01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 1: I started learning about indie film because they would have

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01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 1: like everything were like God, I miss it. It's just

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01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 1: like I would always get sad when the trailers were

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01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 1: over and the movie was starting. Totally Oh when people

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01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:28,320
Speaker 1: don't appreciate trailers and they're like, oh, we can be

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01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 1: a little late because it's just trailers, and like, absolutely not.

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01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: We need to do trivia and trailers. I'm gonna leave

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01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: when the movie starts. Oh trivia. To see Maria Manunos

1105
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 1: on the screen makes me instantly feel safe at a

1106
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 1: gas station. Oh I know she's on every single screen.

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01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I do, not really one bit. I'm I'm

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01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 1: you don't like trailers. I skipped the trailers. They're they're

1109
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: emotionally manipulative, manipulated, And I also it's so it's such

1110
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 1: a gift if you're someone who thrives on kind of

1111
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,000
Speaker 1: being judgmental, it's such a gift to then watch four

1112
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 1: of them in a row and be like, that looks good,

1113
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 1: that looks bad, that looks yes. Yes, that's what I

1114
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: enjoy about entertainment consumption. It's judging it. And it also

1115
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: gives you a kind of it really gives you a

1116
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 1: pulse of the culture, like especially now and now in

1117
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: a more depressing way. But you'll see literally five trailers

1118
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,320
Speaker 1: in a row, and all of them are either reboots

1119
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:33,640
Speaker 1: or sequels, literally every single one of them. So you

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01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: can turn to your partner and be like, what is

1121
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: this country coming to? And that's really fun. Yeah, sorry,

1122
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,840
Speaker 1: I just I love nuance and I love sort of

1123
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 1: seeing what the filmmaker is trying to say. No. Also,

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01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: trailers these days give away everything. Like trailers are like

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01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 1: three and a half minutes long. It's it for comedies,

1126
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 1: it's all the best jokes. Yeah. Yes, Also some movies

1127
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 1: are better as trailers. Correct. I would Where the Wild

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01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,960
Speaker 1: Things Are? Yes, Where the Wild Things Are. Also, I've

1129
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 1: actually never seen this movie. However, the trailer for the

1130
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 1: movie Stoker with Nicole Kidman is one of the best

1131
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 1: trailers I've ever seen in my entire life. There's this

1132
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,240
Speaker 1: one scene where she looks at her daughter and she's like,

1133
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,320
Speaker 1: it's like this long speech where she's like, most parents

1134
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 1: have kids because they want a second chance to see

1135
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 1: their kids do it right this time, blah blah blah.

1136
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 1: And then at the end she goes, not me, I

1137
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:31,040
Speaker 1: can't wait to watch Life Tear You Apart. And it's

1138
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:33,240
Speaker 1: like and then it like has the title of the movie.

1139
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 1: I've literally watched that trailer like times. Never once press

1140
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 1: played on the movie. Oh my god. Also trailers or

1141
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 1: where you get like spooky or children's versions of pop songs,

1142
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 1: and I think that was a really important part of

1143
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: our culture. Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's true. Which stary

1144
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 1: version of I got five on it? Like, okay, I'm

1145
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 1: listening to Jordan Peel or whoever cut your trailer? Oh,

1146
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:04,320
Speaker 1: I love Jordan Jordan Peel trailer is like, I mean,

1147
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 1: that's what he should get awards for. Do you remember

1148
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 1: that like ten year period where Slave Bells Real Real

1149
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:12,480
Speaker 1: wasn't every single trailer. First of all, Slaybels was in

1150
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 1: every single media property at all, Like there was an

1151
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: entire season of Girls that was just essentially a visual

1152
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 1: album for slabels. But yeah, I also Perfume Geniuses on

1153
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 1: every trailer now correct, Yeah, it's actually too much and

1154
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 1: shout out to Perfume Genius. But you gotta rein it in.

1155
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:36,640
Speaker 1: And I think you gotta tell these movies you can't.

1156
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 1: They can't use you anymore. Oh my god, because I

1157
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:40,920
Speaker 1: think it's cheapening his brand. I think he has a

1158
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 1: very powerful brand. I think they're cheapening in it. Wow,

1159
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:46,440
Speaker 1: Whereas I support career artists and really want Perfume Genius

1160
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 1: to cash out as much as possible to they can

1161
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:53,920
Speaker 1: keep making the music he wants to make well stream

1162
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: um the new song with Should we do a final segment?

1163
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:01,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I guess is that you learn you're right?

1164
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:06,160
Speaker 1: Because it's literally it is. It is time. Actually I hadn't.

1165
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: I'm having so much fun that I didn't even notice,

1166
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 1: all right, So our final segment is called shoutouts, and

1167
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,080
Speaker 1: in it we give a shout out to anything that

1168
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 1: we're enjoying, in an homage to the classic straight tradition.

1169
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 1: So imagine or if it's two thousand one, you're at

1170
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: TRL and you're shouting out to your squad back home,

1171
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 1: but about anything that you are enjoying. George, do you

1172
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 1: have one? Yes? I do, I will go. Now, what's

1173
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 1: up freaks and losers out there? I want to give

1174
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 1: a quick shout out to the dessert eaten Mess. I

1175
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:39,600
Speaker 1: had never really grappled with or engaged with this dessert

1176
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:43,240
Speaker 1: until very recently. In fact, at the bake sale Allison

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01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 1: co hosted for show, there were all these tables. The

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01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 1: one repeat dessert that two separate tables had was eaten Mess,

1179
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 1: and I said, what the hell is everyone talking about?

1180
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:58,880
Speaker 1: What is eaten mess? And it is strawberries, meringue, and

1181
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:02,800
Speaker 1: whip cream. I want to basically all mixed together in

1182
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:06,520
Speaker 1: kind of like a you know, like in a cup.

1183
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 1: It doesn't look elegant. It looks kind of like mishmashed together.

1184
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,800
Speaker 1: And so I had one. Obviously I loved it, and

1185
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 1: then since then it's one of those things where once

1186
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:16,760
Speaker 1: you see it, you see it everywhere. It was on

1187
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,639
Speaker 1: the dessert menu last night when I went to run

1188
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 1: her up. It was one of the things my friend

1189
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:24,360
Speaker 1: Claire made when she recently had a party ironically celebrating

1190
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:27,519
Speaker 1: McQueen's jubilee and it was in another thing that I

1191
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:29,760
Speaker 1: saw recently, I can't remember, and I think if I

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01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,080
Speaker 1: was a food writer, free idea, if you work at

1193
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:35,800
Speaker 1: grub Street, this is the summer of eating mess and

1194
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,240
Speaker 1: you heard it here first. I'm seeing it everywhere and

1195
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:40,639
Speaker 1: I think there's something. I don't know what the root

1196
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,360
Speaker 1: of it is, but if I was a reporter, I

1197
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 1: would go out there and I would report out this

1198
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,799
Speaker 1: boy because the esprestial martini is over and eating messes

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01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:51,400
Speaker 1: in I've never heard of this before. Was the first

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01:08:51,439 --> 01:08:53,639
Speaker 1: time hearing about this, Allison, have you noticed that it's everyone?

1201
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:55,960
Speaker 1: Have noticed that it's everywhere? The bake sale was like

1202
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,320
Speaker 1: the first time that I was like, Wow, two people

1203
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:00,599
Speaker 1: are doing this, and I mean, of all things for

1204
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,400
Speaker 1: two people to do, it's not like one of the

1205
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:05,519
Speaker 1: most popular desserts and one of them. I remember I

1206
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,360
Speaker 1: was in line for one of the two lines. It's

1207
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:08,439
Speaker 1: sold out, and then I had to go to the

1208
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:11,400
Speaker 1: other line to get it. I think it's like it's

1209
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:13,639
Speaker 1: a good summer dessert too. So I think we're seeing

1210
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:16,960
Speaker 1: kind of like, uh, you know, it's it's berries. You know,

1211
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,360
Speaker 1: it's seasonal, it's lights and it's easy to make for

1212
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 1: a big group because it's just like one giant bowl

1213
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:23,120
Speaker 1: and you kind of like get it. When we're back

1214
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:32,400
Speaker 1: to having parties kind of again. It feels like, yeah, okay,

1215
01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 1: I can go. Now, what's up everybody around the globe?

1216
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: I want to give a huge shout out to Yes,

1217
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:44,880
Speaker 1: I mentioned it before. I was going to do a

1218
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:47,160
Speaker 1: shout out to it, but I could not help myself

1219
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:52,920
Speaker 1: and mentioned it before. Um Calling people. I love calling

1220
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:56,400
Speaker 1: people to figure out essential plans sort of when it's

1221
01:09:56,439 --> 01:09:58,160
Speaker 1: like what time are we going to meet? Where are

1222
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 1: we gonna go? What blah blah blah, what should I bring?

1223
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:03,679
Speaker 1: When you can just call someone and sort of naturally

1224
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 1: have that conversation, it reduces the stress significantly from like texting,

1225
01:10:08,439 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 1: because it's like do I have to ask or do

1226
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 1: they have to ask? And it's like also, it's kind

1227
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:14,559
Speaker 1: of fun to just talk to your friend because I

1228
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:16,920
Speaker 1: think we I forget that you're just allowed to do that,

1229
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh right, you can just sort of

1230
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:20,800
Speaker 1: talk to them and it's kind of a tree. It's

1231
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:24,360
Speaker 1: kind of throwback, you know, Um, the fifties are back

1232
01:10:24,479 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 1: and you can call your friends whenever you feel. Um,

1233
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:31,160
Speaker 1: so shout out to calling your friends, and but don't

1234
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:33,200
Speaker 1: do it for too long because they're busy and you're busy,

1235
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:35,120
Speaker 1: and like it's just meant to be like a little

1236
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:36,600
Speaker 1: check in and supposed to be a funny jokes. They

1237
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,680
Speaker 1: don't get married to it, don't fall in love when

1238
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:41,559
Speaker 1: calling your friends, just do it casually. Okay, now you're mad,

1239
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:44,840
Speaker 1: and like not everyone's gonna answer. That's sort of what's

1240
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:46,519
Speaker 1: beautiful about it is that if they're not free, they

1241
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:50,599
Speaker 1: can't answer, so it's like actually more consenting anyway, That's

1242
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: how I feel about it. Well, I love I love

1243
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:57,640
Speaker 1: talking on the phone and typing on a computer. I

1244
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:02,640
Speaker 1: am five years old and will not change. It's so

1245
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 1: much easier, Yeah, so much easier. Although I have I

1246
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,599
Speaker 1: know someone in my life who is currently working with

1247
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:10,880
Speaker 1: someone who I guess would count as a boomer on

1248
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 1: a project, and this man basically uses calling as texting,

1249
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:17,880
Speaker 1: and the way that even like I would text you

1250
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 1: just like a one funny thought, he'll call say that

1251
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:22,960
Speaker 1: one funny thought and be like isn't that funny and

1252
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,639
Speaker 1: then hang up. And that happens like multiple times a day,

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Speaker 1: like yeah, like for like texting is great for like

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Speaker 1: here's a funny thought, or just like just check it

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Speaker 1: in or saying hi, or or relaying information, or like

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01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:38,479
Speaker 1: a casual conversation as no immediacy, like there's no plans

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01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,400
Speaker 1: being made, but everything like for a lot, for a

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01:11:40,439 --> 01:11:45,479
Speaker 1: long funny story or for like coordinating. Always call Yeah,

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01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:50,200
Speaker 1: I always call Alison whenever you are ready, if you

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Speaker 1: want to do a little shout out. Um, hey girlies,

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Speaker 1: I am recently obsessed with it's like right next to

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Speaker 1: me too. But as I was using it for you

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01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:05,120
Speaker 1: guys got on um canned air. What do you not

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01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,800
Speaker 1: use cand air? What do you lean your computer? Oh?

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01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 1: I thought you were like doing whip this. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I mean yes, I also love with its, but like

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01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:16,439
Speaker 1: no canned air for like clean like oh, cleaning your computer.

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01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:20,640
Speaker 1: I have become obsessed with um the new trend on

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Speaker 1: like TikTok, and by on TikTok, I mean three weeks

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Speaker 1: later when it's a real on Instagram because I'm not

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01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 1: on TikTok. Say ye of like power washing things and

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01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:35,000
Speaker 1: like cleaning like people, like cleaning upholstery or like a dick. Um,

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01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,240
Speaker 1: it's just like really satisfying before and after something like

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Speaker 1: I'm an infomercial like Blubber, Like I'll watch before and

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01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 1: after stuff all day and like this is kind of

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Speaker 1: my home. I don't have anything gross enough to power

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Speaker 1: wash um because I'm clean um, and I don't have

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01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:50,760
Speaker 1: a deck, and I don't have like a rug from

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01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,519
Speaker 1: the thirties that somebody gave me in the Hawking mouse,

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01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,599
Speaker 1: which is what all of those I'm like, how did

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01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:59,719
Speaker 1: these rugs get so dirp um? But I did send

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01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:04,080
Speaker 1: I um fancy vintage drug that my grandmother had given

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01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:06,479
Speaker 1: me to a rug cleaner, and I wanted to be

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01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:09,200
Speaker 1: like before I moved, and I was like, I was

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01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:11,880
Speaker 1: like video it happening for me. I want to see it,

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01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 1: um because they did clean it really nicely, but can't

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01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 1: air is great because like I don't know you guys

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01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:20,400
Speaker 1: know you guys know laptops right, um, but like oh yeah,

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01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:22,960
Speaker 1: they get I feel like it's so dusty and they're

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01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:26,080
Speaker 1: just like dust under everything and this just like cleans

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Speaker 1: it off. And I love it. And when I was

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Speaker 1: home seeing my parents, my dad had at my office

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01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,719
Speaker 1: and I used it every single day to clean my laptop.

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01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:34,720
Speaker 1: And then I came home and I was like I

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01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:38,400
Speaker 1: must buy something. Oh, you know, it really is crazy

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Speaker 1: how we accept how dirty all our electronics are. The

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Speaker 1: filthy I choose not to think about it. I mean

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Speaker 1: my phone, I think it's cast iron. You know you

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01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:52,760
Speaker 1: want to see. Yeah. Yeah. The other day I put

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01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,559
Speaker 1: my phone on top of my coffee cup to keep

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01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:57,960
Speaker 1: it warm, just like instinctively, I was like I need

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01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,679
Speaker 1: to put something there because and I was like, wait

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01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:03,200
Speaker 1: a minute, it this has fecal matter on it, like

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01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:06,439
Speaker 1: most of your problems on your own. I really don't

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01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:09,840
Speaker 1: enjoy that. Like we're moving towards like a Apple pay

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01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 1: phone system for the subway. I'm like, I don't want

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01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:15,680
Speaker 1: it touching. We're coming close to touching things that are

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01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:19,640
Speaker 1: like subway turnstiles. Yeah, and I don't like how to

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01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 1: get for like menu QR codes. I don't like it

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01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,920
Speaker 1: being on the tape, Like, I just don't like the

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01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,360
Speaker 1: forced engagement with it in times where I'm like, this

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01:14:26,439 --> 01:14:28,760
Speaker 1: is dirty. You should be able to give your phone

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01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:32,880
Speaker 1: a bath. There are like electronics cleaning things that you

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01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 1: can where it's like ultra violet light. But I have

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01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:40,280
Speaker 1: a jewelry and glasses cleaner that I bought that's a

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Speaker 1: commercial grade micro It's a little Oh my god, you

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01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:48,200
Speaker 1: have so many gadgets. It's a little bad and like

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01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:51,559
Speaker 1: you like, it really looks like a little bathtub, but

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01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:53,519
Speaker 1: like you can't put electronics in it. It's just for

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01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,880
Speaker 1: metal stuff. But I clean my glasses in it. And

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Speaker 1: you really don't think about how gross your glasses is

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01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:01,840
Speaker 1: and if you've ever cleaned them. Yeah. Wow, So I

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01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:03,639
Speaker 1: wish I could. I wish I could do a little

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01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,640
Speaker 1: skincare routine on my phone, exfoliating. Yeah, like a P

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01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:12,439
Speaker 1: fifty would be nice. It would be nice. But I

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01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:15,360
Speaker 1: guess I'm into cleaning. That's my shout out. Clean love

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01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:18,960
Speaker 1: that I'm nice. Especially now in the summer, everything is

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01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:22,640
Speaker 1: it's so important to constantly be cleaning constantly. Everything is

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01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:26,040
Speaker 1: covered in a film of bug spray, sunscreen, sand and

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Speaker 1: like dirt. I love that. Well, Allison, this has been

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01:15:32,479 --> 01:15:36,920
Speaker 1: an absolute dream a damn. I mean, I really don't

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Speaker 1: remember the last time I was so giddy for an

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Speaker 1: hour and a half straight. True, Well, I mean probably

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01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 1: the last time you saw shrimp. Yeah, just enter a

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01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:50,080
Speaker 1: blackout or I'm like, you wake up with like Monday afternoon,

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01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm covered in shrimp tails. Oh my god. Wow,

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Speaker 1: okay okay Bye Mine Bye,