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Speaker 1: Kiti misconnections.

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Speaker 2: That was me staring.

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Speaker 3: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 3: One is on an exploration trip to Mars when you

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Speaker 3: and the Russian cosmon, I find a whole new meaning

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Speaker 3: for the word space junk.

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Speaker 2: No same meaning that I had when I was on Earth, Jeff.

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Speaker 3: On the others on the pages of craigslist dot org,

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Speaker 3: the website that we scour every single week to find

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Speaker 3: the best misconnections that they have to offer, like this

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Speaker 3: first one titled your hahas gave me the hot hots,

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Speaker 3: Oh woman for man thirties comedy club open mic night.

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Speaker 3: No okay, she says, Oh my god, you were so

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Speaker 3: funny the other night. You were the comic that had

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Speaker 3: the joke about Ken hooking up with g I Joe hilarious.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why no one else laughed. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was so funny.

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Speaker 4: If no one's been to a comedy open mic, you should,

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Speaker 4: just so you know what awkward silence feels like.

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Speaker 1: She says.

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Speaker 3: I was the unnatural blonde sitting four rows back that

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Speaker 3: shouted that shouted, Hey g I Joe, I'm Barbie, let

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Speaker 3: me see your weapon.

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Speaker 2: How is she funnier than the comedians.

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Speaker 3: I was a little tipsy, so I don't remember exactly

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Speaker 3: what you said back to me, but whatever it was,

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Speaker 3: I totally cracked up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you gotta laugh.

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Speaker 3: Surprisingly, no one else did again this room. I guess

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Speaker 3: we were vibing and no one could enter our atmospheres.

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Speaker 3: After our flirty exchange, you playfully told the waitress to

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Speaker 3: cut me off.

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Speaker 1: Oh she thought you were serious.

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Speaker 3: Does she not understand that you work in a comedy club? Hello?

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Speaker 4: And does he not understand the only person laughing at

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Speaker 4: him is the one lady Bossue.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I went out to get some fresh air and

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Speaker 3: ended up going home with some guy that said he

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Speaker 3: was friends with Cedric the entertainer. He's almost as funny

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Speaker 3: as you. Almost anyways, will you.

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Speaker 1: Call me please?

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Speaker 3: Signed B Yeah, B for Barbie. This next misconnection is

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Speaker 3: titled I drew a bird, Then you gave me the bird?

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Speaker 3: Oh Man for woman thirties College of Art and Design.

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Speaker 2: Feels like her message is clear, sir.

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Speaker 3: He says, we used to sit next to each other

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Speaker 3: in three dimensional design. Remember me, I was the only

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Speaker 3: guy there.

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Speaker 2: Then she probably does.

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Speaker 3: And every day you came in and said you're not

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Speaker 3: going to draw another grouping of triangles again, are you?

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Speaker 3: What can I say? If you're good at something, don't stop.

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Speaker 4: He's got those three sides just down anyway.

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Speaker 3: That was about five years go. Now I can't find

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Speaker 3: you anywhere online. The last thing I heard about you

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Speaker 3: was that you couldn't afford tuition anymore, so you moved

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Speaker 3: back home to become a nanny. Oh that story was boring, though,

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Speaker 3: so I told everyone at school you had to leave

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Speaker 3: because of alien hands syndrome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I actually I would appreciate him. My life had come

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Speaker 4: to back living with my parents.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, please, who cares? It sounds cool?

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Speaker 1: He says, look it up. It's cool regardless.

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Speaker 3: You're probably wondering why I'm reaching out to you via Craigslist.

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Speaker 3: Now it turns out I actually made something of myself

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Speaker 3: and I work on the highway construction crew for the state.

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Speaker 1: Pretty cool.

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Speaker 3: And you'll never guess what my current project is.

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Speaker 2: Oh tell me, it's a triangle.

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Speaker 3: I'm making yield signs for them. I just wanted you

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Speaker 3: to know the dream lives on.

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Speaker 4: Every time I pass a road time, I'm gonna think

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Speaker 4: of the passion that goes to he.

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Speaker 3: Says, hit me up for the reunion in a few years.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we can go together. That signed spoink, Oh that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: All came full trying.

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Speaker 2: Hit the three points.

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Speaker 3: This next misconnection is titled bow Chick a Chihuahua.

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Speaker 1: Dog.

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Speaker 3: It says man for woman seventies back patio palm Garden's

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Speaker 3: retirement comp. Yes.

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Speaker 2: Wait, I was.

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Speaker 3: The one who found your blind chihuahua taking a little

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Speaker 3: bitty poopsy.

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Speaker 1: On my begonias.

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Speaker 3: After a few calls to neighbors, you came to collect

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Speaker 3: your prize, and you walked away with two your dog

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Speaker 3: and a party.

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Speaker 1: Bag of your pooches misgiving.

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Speaker 2: He's gonna say, my heart, you gave her back.

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Speaker 1: The dog dropping here you go.

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Speaker 3: Our interaction was brief, I'll admit, but I believe you

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Speaker 3: noticed the kid through a pepper spray in my hand,

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Speaker 3: just in case our conversation didn't go right.

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Speaker 1: How could that conversation go that far south?

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Speaker 2: Like she was getting her Doberman from your backyard?

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Speaker 3: After our tay de tay, I invited you inside for

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Speaker 3: some country crackers and some spiked coolie.

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Speaker 1: Weird stuff.

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Speaker 3: You declined, so I took off my shirt and said,

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Speaker 3: how about now I feel like it.

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Speaker 2: Took him five minutes to get his shirt.

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Speaker 3: Else you coyly pretended to not hear me, but you

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Speaker 3: did look me up and down with your one good eye. Ah.

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Speaker 3: After that, you proceeded to walk out my back gate,

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Speaker 3: and that's when I stopped you and said, hold on,

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Speaker 3: be careful. There's a trap door right in front of you,

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Speaker 3: and the only way out is through my bedroom. Come.

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Speaker 1: Sadly, you kept walking.

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Speaker 3: It's unfortunate because that line worked ninety percent of the

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Speaker 3: time in the eighties.

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Speaker 1: I swear tomorrow, let's try again. What else are you

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Speaker 1: gonna do? Let's be real.

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Speaker 4: That signed Bruce, even an old guy, he's gross.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to that retirement complex and saying what's up?

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Speaker 3: Like a fun plays misconnections has come to it as

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Speaker 3: we're gonna do a phone tap

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Speaker 2: Right after that, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,