Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boy.
Speaker 2: Start up Up.
Speaker 1: They making noise up start up, dot Up, Episode three hundred.
Speaker 2: We are so close to Oh wait a minute, we're here.
Speaker 1: We're here.
Speaker 2: It's The Brooklyn Boys Podcast, three hundredth episode, Scary Happy
Speaker 2: three hundred episode to the Slices.
Speaker 3: Happy, three hundredth episode, David Brody. Wow, why we did it?
Speaker 3: We're running up that hill and now we're at the
Speaker 3: top of what we did. I just know we have
Speaker 3: a lot of episodes. That's what I know.
Speaker 2: I don't know how we did it, what we did,
Speaker 2: how we're still doing it, But we're still doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's crazy. In fact, I did a shout out on
Speaker 2: the morning show this morning for us. We did Yeah,
Speaker 2: I did a h that was really nice of you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I basically said, in my around room, which is a
Speaker 3: feature where I get.
Speaker 2: To hold on second you you did a shout out
Speaker 2: for us on the show? Well yeah, well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so uh basically in the around the Room segment,
Speaker 3: I get thirty seconds or whatever to kind of talk
Speaker 3: about whatever I want. So I was said, hey, let's
Speaker 3: go around the room, and I said, oh, and you
Speaker 3: promote it you promoted us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, he said, Hey. I said, well, hold
Speaker 2: on a second, it's time for a new game. Scary
Speaker 2: wait hold on.
Speaker 3: So yeah, So what I said was, I said, it's
Speaker 3: you know what I said, I'm going to use this
Speaker 3: time to talk about the three hundredth episode of the
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Boys podcast. So on the radio in front of
Speaker 3: three million people, I told everyone they should check us out.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's really nice of you. Yeah. Well, it's now
Speaker 2: time for a game called US WE and I. Are
Speaker 2: you ready to play? Yes, here's what I'd like you
Speaker 2: to do. I'm gonna play you a piece of audio,
Speaker 2: oh god, And I want you to count how many
Speaker 2: times Scary says we, how many times he says us?
Speaker 2: How many times he says I? And how many times
Speaker 2: he says Brody? Are you ready? Wait? Wait, wait I Brody,
Speaker 2: here we go. That's on your mind today? Well, I've
Speaker 2: reached a milestone in my Brooklyn Boys podcast. Today. We
Speaker 2: were released episode number three hundred. Oho, good for you,
Speaker 2: Captain Boys. We were nominated's Comedy Podcast. Those were Radio
Speaker 2: Awards one year.
Speaker 3: And I gotta say we're very excited. I'm completely like,
Speaker 3: I didn't think we get this far. But we've been
Speaker 3: this at twenty seventeen and we're still going strong. The
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Boys podcast available. Where do you get your podcasts?
Speaker 2: There you go? I mean that is okay. Did you
Speaker 2: count alone? What did you count? Did you play us,
Speaker 2: WE and I and Brody? Yeah? Oh? How many? Let's
Speaker 2: go for the official let's go for the official count.
Speaker 2: How many uses? There were two us'es? Yep? How many
Speaker 2: wheeze there was seven? Wheeze wheeze? How many eyes there
Speaker 2: was one eye? One eye? And how many Brody's zero?
Speaker 2: Not once did my co host my partner mentioned my
Speaker 2: name or the fact that it's our.
Speaker 4: Again.
Speaker 2: So count every count along? Oh my god, no way.
Speaker 2: But we know about hold on, Elvis, Elvis and milestone.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm Brooklyn Boys podcast today. Oh here we go?
Speaker 2: What about Elvis? Jeez? There you go? Okay, hey, let's keetgeah, producer,
Speaker 2: let's go to another bru what about Elvis? Hey, I know,
Speaker 2: my buddy. Well, I've reached a milestone. I have reached
Speaker 2: My Brooklyn Boys podcast today, my brook episode number three.
Speaker 2: Good for you Brooklyn Boys. We were nominated for Best
Speaker 2: Comedy Podcast the Heart Radio Awards one year and I
Speaker 2: gotta say, we're very excited. I'm completely like, I don't
Speaker 2: think we get this far. But we've been this at
Speaker 2: twenty seventeen and we're still going strong. The Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 2: Podcast wherever you get your podcasts, there you go, all right, fantastic.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, doesn't we and US an hour all
Speaker 3: talk to us? And and we an hour doesn't isn't
Speaker 3: that doesn't that include include you?
Speaker 2: So if I call this the Brooklyn Boys Podcast with Brody,
Speaker 2: you know us, that'll be fine. So basically I didn't
Speaker 2: say Brody, not once. I'm not gonna play it again.
Speaker 2: We can count how many but Elvis said Brody. That's
Speaker 2: irrelevant to me. I mean, thank you Elvis. He probably
Speaker 2: realized you didn't. Oh. I mean I appreciate him mentioning it.
Speaker 2: Put it to this game, Elvis is Brody is irrelevant.
Speaker 2: So what are you saying? Are you upset with me
Speaker 2: that I didn't say us. I'm a little disappointed to you.
Speaker 2: I didn't say David Brodie, Hey, my co host David
Speaker 2: Brody and I are celebrating a three hundred anniversary. Then
Speaker 2: you could say we all you want. So I didn't
Speaker 2: say it up us we and I. I didn't use
Speaker 2: your your the proper name, the proper noun Brody. You
Speaker 2: didn't use it. You didn't use the proper pronoun either,
Speaker 2: Brody Brody. I identify if I is Brody, U are we?
Speaker 2: So I believe identify as a we or a thing?
Speaker 2: It wasn't isn't the over arching.
Speaker 3: Isn't the overarching idea in that situation? Isn't that promoted
Speaker 3: to promote, to promote the Brooklyn Boys podcast and tell
Speaker 3: people to listen.
Speaker 2: I understand. Could I understand that it's been two years
Speaker 2: since I've been on the show, So you're worried that
Speaker 2: any new listeners in the past two years won't know
Speaker 2: who I am? Correct, which is why you say my
Speaker 2: co host David Brody. This way, they know that that guy,
Speaker 2: whoever he is, is your co host, and everybody in
Speaker 2: the room can go oh, I heard Brody's names in
Speaker 2: the world of Elvis Durant's show and new listeners. As
Speaker 2: you said, it's been two years since you've been on
Speaker 2: the show. If I would have said the word said,
Speaker 2: if you had said Brody and I, that would make
Speaker 2: any sense. You said my co host David Brody, and
Speaker 2: I then people who didn't know who I was perish,
Speaker 2: the thought would would be like, oh, whoever his co host?
Speaker 3: His name is da So, so I fucked up. I
Speaker 3: disappointed you here on our three hundredth anniversary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's maybe for the four hundredth episode, we'll be like, hey,
Speaker 2: Elvis Brody and I are celebrating you know my co host, Well,
Speaker 2: we have a lot to get to. We're playing at home. Hey, thanks,
Speaker 2: We and I us we and I I got how
Speaker 2: is born? We we we shall uh overcome overcome, you know.
Speaker 2: We So basically our friend first of all, Adam Adam
Speaker 2: geg shout out to you, buddy man, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: he's back. This guy listened, came through all the episodes
Speaker 2: since two hundred, I guess right, and uh collected did
Speaker 2: the two hundred episode, two hundredth episode montage, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Collected some of Yeah, all the all the clips things
Speaker 3: of funny things that we said in the past highlights.
Speaker 3: His highlight reel about us, So how was like a
Speaker 3: fifteen ten fifteen minute thing, right.
Speaker 2: It's sixteen minutes. Uh huh, but it's NonStop boom boom
Speaker 2: boom boom boom boom joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. We're
Speaker 2: gonna run that in a little bit and that's some
Speaker 2: time scary guys clips. Right. We also have our friend Michael.
Speaker 2: I want to give him proper shout out there. He
Speaker 2: has been keeping track of all the fuck you's we
Speaker 2: have the once since two hundreds, well since he said
Speaker 2: that we never did one hundred. So he wants us
Speaker 2: to read one hundred to three hundred because he feels
Speaker 2: like he was jipped. Well, so you can't use that
Speaker 2: term anymore. He feels he was he was cheated out
Speaker 2: of out of the out of the fuck you list
Speaker 2: from one hundred to two hundred because we never did it.
Speaker 2: So he's gonna give us one hundredth episode fuck you list.
Speaker 2: We didn't do a two hundred, right, so he's got
Speaker 2: it all for us. And that's because Adam didn't do
Speaker 2: a one hundredth episode montage. He did a two hundred montage.
Speaker 2: But we want to think but now three hundredth we
Speaker 2: have both okay, both, Yeah, we got to both. See
Speaker 2: what it's like to include both scary yeah. We So
Speaker 2: now now we made some AI songs, didn't we No,
Speaker 2: we didn't. I did, dah you did David Brody. Okay,
Speaker 2: I see how that works. Even though it's so so
Speaker 2: I want to I want to reference. There's a couple
Speaker 2: of people on the on Slice time who said a
Speaker 2: couple of people. We have so many thousands of listeners,
Speaker 2: but a couple of people, and I'm sure they represent
Speaker 2: more than a couple. Don't love the AI songs, especially
Speaker 2: when we do five six in a row. So here's
Speaker 2: what we're gonna do to do it a little differently.
Speaker 2: We're gonna play a couple throughout the show. Okay, couple now,
Speaker 2: a couple later. But I have compiled I for maybe six.
Speaker 2: I wrote again, these are not parodies. If he's like,
Speaker 2: I love you parodies, great, I'm glad you do. These
Speaker 2: are not parodies. These are original songs that I wrote.
Speaker 2: And I wrote this song which you'll hear different versions
Speaker 2: of ye, and I'm getting really good at pausing and
Speaker 2: putting things in quotes so they sound like a chant
Speaker 2: and a cheer. Okay. I wrote this about three hundred
Speaker 2: episodes and our career so far. All right, so this
Speaker 2: is like to play one. I'm gonna play one now,
Speaker 2: and then we'll spread these out through throughout. That is
Speaker 2: six so we could play one or two now, whatever
Speaker 2: you want to do, let's play. Let's play the pop one. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's do here. I think you'll like now, Scare you
Speaker 2: haven't heard these correct? No?
Speaker 1: I have not.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be risinal kell. I think you'll enjoy it,
Speaker 2: will if you should, just like I enjoyed all the
Speaker 2: rest of your AI songs. No, no, no, this one's
Speaker 2: not about you. It's about us. Oh good us? We
Speaker 2: I not? I yeah. They started in twenty seventeen Scary
Speaker 2: and Brody. Brody and Scary Scary wanted to do a
Speaker 2: birthday list, but Brody got pissed. Scary Scary Rich Westlop
Speaker 2: sponsors in and Lem Brody catches him. He ees podcast.
Speaker 2: They said it bloody last. But since the go ever,
Speaker 2: so they've done three hundred shows.
Speaker 4: Roast born Long, Make no Beds and diet Coke, no Ice,
Speaker 4: Scary oles in the Statan. He claims that leave by.
Speaker 2: Twice, from Brooklyn Industrial Clothes to scaryes U f Bos.
Speaker 2: It's been three hundred shows. Now bring the fucking jingles home.
Speaker 2: I like that, all right?
Speaker 4: Is that it? Scay's girl friend is an alien and
Speaker 4: Brody just got screwed again. They disagree and yell and scream,
Speaker 4: but somehow they're still friends.
Speaker 2: The Brooklyn Mos podcast, we hope that you all off.
Speaker 4: They don't make go lot on me, but they're having
Speaker 4: oh blast, Brodie got pissed.
Speaker 2: Agony has turned down.
Speaker 4: He was said as fuck Agnes, fuck Dill and fuck
Speaker 4: mushroom bills.
Speaker 2: Rudyland his job. The boys both lost their aunts. Brooklynboys dot,
Speaker 2: Big Carto dot com merch plud Brooklyn Boys dot Big
Speaker 2: Carte dot com.
Speaker 4: Is that it's more boys dot.
Speaker 2: Great. They have the best fan base. They call themselves
Speaker 2: the Slices, and they clearly have good taste. There's a
Speaker 2: novel that's it. Remember stepped over the Baby Got pissed?
Speaker 2: Are you ps? It turned out it was well, they
Speaker 2: repeated on their own it just yeah, yeah, it goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: it goes for four minutes. Okay, wow, I will put
Speaker 2: the full versions up while we're on while you're on vacation.
Speaker 2: I think, okay, as an as a bonus episode. Okay,
Speaker 2: sounds like a plan. We're off to a roaring start,
Speaker 2: all right. Well, the Version Boys podcast, we will be
Speaker 2: right back. So now is it the song?
Speaker 3: We just like that I love the song. I love
Speaker 3: this song we just heard. Is it the same lyrics
Speaker 3: in different formats?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'm not gonna write oh six, we don't
Speaker 2: have to play all six, okay please? That's that's a
Speaker 2: lot of mind. Version moves really fast, a lot of minutes,
Speaker 2: A lot of minutes. The versions half the length. So
Speaker 2: I guess, I mean we have some things to play you.
Speaker 2: I guess, Well, well, let's I want to do part
Speaker 2: one of Michael Bellevue. How do you say? B E
Speaker 2: L L I V E A. But you didn't send
Speaker 2: me the list, did you? Now do you want him?
Speaker 2: You told me you wanted me to read half of it.
Speaker 2: I get I'm gonna give it to you right now. Brody,
Speaker 2: you know you and your old school AOL address. When
Speaker 2: are you getting rid of that? By the way, I
Speaker 2: only use that for the bullshit I do with with you.
Speaker 2: All right, Brody, cue your music since you've upgraded your system.
Speaker 2: There we go, Oh beautiful. I like it all right.
Speaker 3: Starting from episode one hundred and one, Fuck you Carlon
Speaker 3: food Truck at Jacob Javit Center, Madeline, Kevin, Jeff Taco bar, Pedro,
Speaker 3: Twitter clowns, Row thirty, Dorothy Stanley, Manager Guy, Tim Hector,
Speaker 3: Medical Guy, Matthew Bond, suv Lady Rails Car Companies who Lease, Jamal,
Speaker 3: Peter Malar, Crystal, Easy Pass, oralb Wally, Target Designing, Numbering
Speaker 3: Lane Guy, Shopwright, Isle Guy Bumper, Bob, Amazon, Tire Industry,
Speaker 3: Chinese Food, Francis Ashville, Ashville, Archetype, Barami Brewing Company, Facebook, Messenger,
Speaker 3: Simple as Human, Wicki Clark, Hugh Grammarly Strong Industries, MS Clark.
Speaker 2: Hey, Fuck Buck Cheryl l Fuck Trucking Company.
Speaker 3: Fuck the guy with the big gut that wanted me
Speaker 3: to do all the work to move my own hot tub.
Speaker 3: Brent Close Talker Guy, SUPERU, Turtle Crossing Signs, Cecil, Amazon,
Speaker 3: Headphone Guy, Family Feud America, says Robbie ninety two Sports
Speaker 3: announcer Guy Jamie Amy, not your real name, Fuck you Facebook,
Speaker 3: Harry's Audix, ABC, Medical, Instagram, Instagram, Ted, Easy Pass, Ups, Hookah,
Speaker 3: bar Smashley, Katrise, Roberts, fuck you, AMC, Premiere Page, fuck you, Ashley,
Speaker 3: Tasha Staples, Cannon and Honda, fuck you Orange, Beanie Guy
Speaker 3: and Chipotle in my area fat heads, fuck you not
Speaker 3: from here.
Speaker 2: Fuck you not from here. Too, fuck you, Mike Walmart,
Speaker 2: secret person who won't come forward who tried to prank
Speaker 2: call me, fuck you, Pete, Marland Downey, Kyle Purple Label,
Speaker 2: Bobby Bubbles, Tracy Stacey, the guy who works the gas station,
Speaker 2: fuck you, post Mates, the asshole driver, suits that don't fit,
Speaker 2: scary and Cole's Law. That's the one hundred one ninety
Speaker 2: nine list, Brody. Well, that's what you sent me.
Speaker 3: So and by the way, lit fuck your pomp and
Speaker 3: circumstance bed because I can barely hear it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna end that one. That's okay, it's over.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't have the two hundred to three
Speaker 2: hundred me you. I sent you the two and you
Speaker 2: sent me. You sent me what you just read. Okay,
Speaker 2: I sent you the other one. Refresh your email in
Speaker 2: fuck you Brody's email reader, Brooklyn Boy Brody, I'm adding
Speaker 2: that to the list. This is a shitty version of this.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you the bed. None, No, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: give you the bed, and now you're gonna do it.
Speaker 2: You know what, fuck your equipment. Shut that thing off.
Speaker 2: Shut that thing off. Shut no, no, shut it off.
Speaker 3: You food truck Hey, now you do the two hundreds
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna play you the music. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: show you how to mix a bed. God damn it, Okay,
Speaker 3: goddamn it, all.
Speaker 2: Right, fuck you Colin, fuck you food truck at Jacob
Speaker 2: Chavitt Center. Fuck you Madeline, Kevin, Jeff Taco Ball. Hold on,
Speaker 2: you're supposed to be reading the two hundreds. That's the
Speaker 2: one hundreds. Oh, it's the one hundreds. Fuck you Broty again. Okay,
Speaker 2: ready go, fuck you Ray, fuck you Auto Flush, Walgreen, Spotify,
Speaker 2: fuck you Oracle, not really the company. Fuck you Drew,
Speaker 2: Amicx and Visa gift cards that charges six dollars fee.
Speaker 2: Fuck you Mikey, fuck you RNH Rooftop Restaurant, Fuck you
Speaker 2: Ellen Mark kitchen manager's name who I didn't get? Fuck
Speaker 2: you Paul Penny's, Nickels Dimes, Scary said this, fuck you
Speaker 2: Verizon Commercial, Fuck you, Peter, Target, app booblay Lady Malware
Speaker 2: bites for Gloria, the guy in the car, fuck you,
Speaker 2: Joe flug and Flaggon, fuck you, Poppy See Bagels, Mamus Dodge,
Speaker 2: fuck the Empire State Building, fuck Target, fucked Lewis or
Speaker 2: Luis fuck Esther or whatever your name was. Fuck Article,
Speaker 2: fuck Mildrid, fuck Gerald, fuck Sam fed, fuck bed barf
Speaker 2: and beyond, fuck Life Savers Lady, fuck met Life, fuck Olga,
Speaker 2: fuck Cheryl, fuck Phyllis with one l fuck Dan, fuck
Speaker 2: cousin in law, fuck dutch boy, fuck female hostess, fuck
Speaker 2: Chuck and fuck Max. I guess we woren't as angry
Speaker 2: between those.
Speaker 3: One hundred episodes as we were in the previous one hundred.
Speaker 3: You noticed that, all right, Well, I'm sure that the
Speaker 3: next hundred maybe we'll be angrier.
Speaker 2: How about that? Okay, so thank you Michael for putting
Speaker 2: all that time. How long did that take? At least
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes? Yeah, all right, so they thanks Michael.
Speaker 3: He wanted the William tell Over, he wanted the William
Speaker 3: tell overture, but we gave him pomp at circumstances that
Speaker 3: I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you give Hi what he wanted? He did
Speaker 2: all the work. The fuck you, Michael Belival. I'm kidding,
Speaker 2: I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Oh my god, I don't want
Speaker 2: to play the sky version. Can we play the scot version?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: The song of the song, Yes, the song with the
Speaker 2: same lyrics. All right, let's do that. I'll play it
Speaker 2: for you. You're being a dick. Well to hear here
Speaker 2: it goes. All right, So this is the ska punk
Speaker 2: version of the same song that we just did. All right, Scary,
Speaker 2: you've established that spot, Scott punk one. All right, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right here Scott Punk one. This is for you
Speaker 2: sometime today. Here we are seventeen.
Speaker 4: Scary or yeah, Scary Scary wanted to do your birthday list,
Speaker 4: but Rody got this. Scary's getting rich by slipping sponsors in.
Speaker 4: And when Brody catches him, he yells and Dutch and
Speaker 4: all match. Don't broclin for his podcast?
Speaker 2: They said it? And last, what's this the zero episode?
Speaker 4: They talked Fredy after shows both pot Bowman No Vegetables
Speaker 4: and Tight Co Noe.
Speaker 2: Scary helps him want to stay dinner.
Speaker 4: He claims that he's like twice from Brooklyn. He talks
Speaker 4: to me her close and scared of your wefers.
Speaker 2: It's great playing on this shows. Now bring the fucking
Speaker 2: shack thos home.
Speaker 4: Scary Scuflin is an alien and Brody just got screwed
Speaker 4: against They disagree, They yelling scream, but some of still
Speaker 4: friends the Roma Claim Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: Don't make a lot of money as Agnes Dylon mushroom pills.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah yeah, all right, So again, we don't
Speaker 2: have to play all the whole song, don't. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: I'm gonna post all of them on an episode again.
Speaker 2: We're off for two scaries, off of two weeks and
Speaker 2: shows off. I'm gonna I'm gonna post some bonus stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what. I also wrote a song for
Speaker 2: us being on vacation, So there'll be an episode with
Speaker 2: a vacation song, which I think I think it'll be
Speaker 2: really funny for people.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe not for scary. I gotta say we missed
Speaker 3: the boat on something. We did something today on the
Speaker 3: Morning show. We had a special guest up that came
Speaker 3: in and this is something we should have done during
Speaker 3: the pandemic, but this guy thought of first and now
Speaker 3: he's making a mint. This just goes to show that
Speaker 3: put your mind to it, you could probably come up
Speaker 3: with the next best idea to make a million dollars.
Speaker 3: Not a sponsor, but Brody, there's a guy called the
Speaker 3: Canoli Guy. Go on Instagram and do hashtag the Canoli Guy.
Speaker 2: Not a sponsor.
Speaker 3: I met this guy at paison Fest back in November,
Speaker 3: which is like a lemon Cello event. It was the
Speaker 3: people from stretch to mutz where it's like a muzzarella stretch.
Speaker 3: I think I talked about it on the podcast. It
Speaker 3: was an all Italian event when it like it was
Speaker 3: how to make lemon cello. The chow and cello people
Speaker 3: were there, but and then and then stretch stretched. The
Speaker 3: much is like they you know, they do a whole
Speaker 3: show for you. They make mutzuel and then they stretch
Speaker 3: it across meat ball sliders. So the Canoli guy was there.
Speaker 3: It's called correll od Canoli. This dude decided during the pandemic,
Speaker 3: how can I make some money? He strapped a Canoli
Speaker 3: prep station to his chest via the do you remember
Speaker 3: do you remember if you must have seen the old
Speaker 3: movies in the nineteen thirties and forties where they would
Speaker 3: walk through the aisles with the things strapped over there
Speaker 3: your cigarettes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he has one of those things. It's like it
Speaker 2: kind of jet jettisons baseball games too. Yeah yeah, right
Speaker 2: right way there. They carry the beer and they carry
Speaker 2: the candy. Yeah, they stuck the candy. Yeah, the jet
Speaker 2: Jennison's out from your chest and it's strapped over your shoulders.
Speaker 2: He basically has.
Speaker 3: Sprinkles, chocolate chips, pistachios like canoe toppings, like in separate containers.
Speaker 2: And then he's got the canoli shells and in his hands,
Speaker 2: he's got the canoli piping bag, the big fat bag
Speaker 2: full of the marcapone cheese, the marscapone, got the big
Speaker 2: fat bag of cream in his head, the bag of cream.
Speaker 2: What kind of cream marscapone, marzipone, not Marzapan, marscapone, right, marscapone,
Speaker 2: that's what can march coupon, whatever canoli.
Speaker 3: Cream is made of, and al capone. And basically, if
Speaker 3: you're Italian and you know Canoli's, or if you're not
Speaker 3: Italian but you know Canoli's, you know the freshest canolis
Speaker 3: are the ones that are piped right in front of you,
Speaker 3: because the shell stays crunchy and the cream is creamy.
Speaker 3: But you don't get freshly piped, freshly piped on the
Speaker 3: he pipes it live on the scene. He goes, he
Speaker 3: takes the canoli shelles on one side and then goes
Speaker 3: the other side, and he hands and then you says
Speaker 3: what would you like for your topping? Oh you want sprinkles,
Speaker 3: dips it in, dips it in one side and the
Speaker 3: sprinkles the other side, in the in the chrunck of chips.
Speaker 2: Here's your canoli. So he's available for parties, this dude is.
Speaker 3: He's got ten guys out there now and ten different
Speaker 3: of these canoli stations, and he walks around the party
Speaker 3: handing out making canolis. He said he's gonna try it
Speaker 3: in Times Square. He's gonna walk around Times Square and
Speaker 3: just hand out canoli's to people.
Speaker 2: But as a way of promoting his business, is he
Speaker 2: wearing gloves? Yes, he's wearing Yes. Now when he's freshly
Speaker 2: piping it. There's one special trick you have to do
Speaker 2: to make a canoli. What especially when you're freshly piping it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's that? You gotta give him that dude that night. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you gotta give him that hawk tool you get him
Speaker 2: in the howk on that?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: We should talk about her real quick. But but just
Speaker 2: to finish up what I'm saying, for no other reason
Speaker 2: than the fact that I was enamored and just amazed
Speaker 2: by what this guy does, I'm like, why didn't we
Speaker 2: think of that brody. We're from Brooklyn, We're I'm Italian,
Speaker 2: but you eat Canoli's. Why do we not think of like,
Speaker 2: you know, I guess a lot of great idea ideas
Speaker 2: with its not something. I don't think that guy is
Speaker 2: going to be a millionaire making Canoli's to order. You
Speaker 2: kidding me? You know?
Speaker 3: I bet you he charges thousands of dollars to show
Speaker 3: up for one hour at a party.
Speaker 2: How much could that cost? He needs some cream, you
Speaker 2: need some canoli shells, and you need some toppings. You're
Speaker 2: talking about chocolate chips. And why is that better than
Speaker 2: just buying a box of canolis? Because it's a gimmick.
Speaker 2: It's you. You add it to your party.
Speaker 3: It's a Why why do people get a donut truck
Speaker 3: or an ice cream truck at the end of their
Speaker 3: wedding When they're done with the wedding and then people
Speaker 3: are on their way out, they want something gimmicky.
Speaker 2: In fact, the truck might have like thirty flavors of
Speaker 2: ice cream, right, but catering hall might not. Yes, but
Speaker 2: what's this guy doing that I can't get from a
Speaker 2: box of Canoli's.
Speaker 3: He's actually walking around and making live canolis live in
Speaker 3: your face and handing them out. I'm telling you it's
Speaker 3: a brilliant idea.
Speaker 2: Not sold I'm not sold on it. Dude.
Speaker 3: He's growing in popularity. Google hashtag the Canoli guy. You'll
Speaker 3: see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Anyway, how about you having a bar mitzvah, your thirteen
Speaker 2: year old boy. Okay, you're not getting Canoli's done not getting.
Speaker 2: But you know the ceremony for a bar mitzvah is
Speaker 2: to bring you into manhood. You're a man once you're
Speaker 2: bar mitsfead. Yes, so how about you get this girl?
Speaker 2: She comes and she she does this.
Speaker 4: Night.
Speaker 2: So if you if that's a good bird, that that's
Speaker 2: a good bar mitsa present right there, if you've been
Speaker 2: living under if you've been living under a rock. I'm
Speaker 2: fascinated by this story too.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: These two women were interviewed by some podcasts well whatever,
Speaker 3: some podcast guy, and he put them the microphone, a
Speaker 3: microphone in their face and he said, uh so, what's
Speaker 3: the thing that makes your mang go crazy? And bet
Speaker 3: or something like that, and you know they're rolling she
Speaker 3: he rolls up to these two hot chicks in Nashville.
Speaker 2: They were in Nashville, walking on on street on the street,
Speaker 2: and she just nonchalantly comes right out with it. When
Speaker 2: asked the question what makes my man hot, she just, oh,
Speaker 2: you give him that hawk tour and spit on that
Speaker 2: thing and basically she does the hawk taw into the microphone. Uh,
Speaker 2: like it was that thing.
Speaker 3: Anyway, so Ever, since this happened, it went super viral.
Speaker 3: It's probably the most played clip on TikTok. You can't
Speaker 3: get away from it.
Speaker 2: So people are remixing it, like I think, like like
Speaker 2: Tiesto or Diplo, like did some fucking m song about it.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding, and I'm not the girl in the video.
Speaker 2: That is a different girl I have. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 2: girl named Elena. Everybody thinks it's hard, but it's not right.
Speaker 3: So so ever, since this happened, and because people are
Speaker 3: making memes, the memes are hilarious.
Speaker 2: They have you know, they'll have you know what, have
Speaker 2: I fix my my broken stereo and then they give
Speaker 2: it that howk.
Speaker 3: Tour or or nurse nurses to their patients when it
Speaker 3: when they're trying to how do you get that rectel
Speaker 3: tube in there? You gotta give it that hawk tour
Speaker 3: and then stick it, you know, what I'm saying. But
Speaker 3: they have her on a they do all this green
Speaker 3: screen stuff.
Speaker 2: It's funny as fuck. So here's a remix.
Speaker 3: There's better ones out there. That's that's great too, But
Speaker 3: that's an example that I found. But yes, so people
Speaker 3: are the remixing it. People are me proud of this.
Speaker 2: But the green screen is like has her in it
Speaker 2: and then the background is something else or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I understand that there is one. Well, let me ask
Speaker 2: you a question. Scary would that be a turn on
Speaker 2: for you if at a in the middle of your
Speaker 2: engaging in activities with your your your partner, and all
Speaker 2: of a sudden you hear her say hawk two. I
Speaker 2: understand that she's not gonna say those right, well, but
Speaker 2: if she so, people are now so people looking for her.
Speaker 2: And now this is my fascination. Why, like the internet
Speaker 2: wants to know who she is? Get it either people
Speaker 2: want to find her for what reason do they think
Speaker 2: they're gonna get a hawk hokta? So we don't know
Speaker 2: where she is. Uh.
Speaker 3: She's listed as Haley Welsh or Helly Walsh uh in
Speaker 3: the in the original video, But when you google that
Speaker 3: and you look for her.
Speaker 2: On social media, there's no there's no wi. She's nowhere
Speaker 2: to be found. People think, give the girl that they
Speaker 2: list is the other girl. The other girl.
Speaker 3: Yes, she did not discontinue or shut down her social media.
Speaker 3: She's enjoying it. She's just watching anyway. She's kind of
Speaker 3: in the background. But the Hailey girl who said sent
Speaker 3: this magical line which broke the internet the other day,
Speaker 3: well it's it's then the topic of everyone's conversation and
Speaker 3: there's another remix along, So yeah, that's the for whatever reason.
Speaker 2: So people suspect you to lead in her social media,
Speaker 2: and she might have, but if I was harsh, well
Speaker 2: what I would do if I was her, I would
Speaker 2: lean in to it and start making some money, or
Speaker 2: Philly leans into it, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Make some money off the damn thing, because other people
Speaker 2: are making money off of it. Did you see all
Speaker 2: the money money off it? Less, there's already merchs out there.
Speaker 2: There are people met with with hawk toy hats, and okay,
Speaker 2: so by the way, it's it's h a w k
Speaker 2: t u a h hawktua and so now there are
Speaker 2: people with hawk to a hats, hawk to a shirts.
Speaker 2: And these are people that are just capitalizing off of
Speaker 2: her bones and she's the one. She needs the credit,
Speaker 2: she needs the money. Okay, Now, does she stand a
Speaker 2: chance to make more money than the Canoli guy? I mean,
Speaker 2: well in the short run, in the short burst, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's gonna have like this fifteen minutes that are gonna expire.
Speaker 2: I think Canoli Guy's in it for the long haul. Yeah,
Speaker 2: really okay that I think she'll make more money in
Speaker 2: a week, but than Canoli guy in the rest of
Speaker 2: whatever reason.
Speaker 3: I think she's losing out right now by not show
Speaker 3: in her face. I mean, she needs to come correct.
Speaker 2: She needs to. Parents didn't like it, maybe her boyfriend
Speaker 2: didn't like it. She needs to. Maybe she realizes she
Speaker 2: was drunk and she looks like maybe not the the
Speaker 2: best example of I don't know, I fee shamed. It
Speaker 2: sucks because well literally literally yeah, but but it sucks
Speaker 2: because if I it's one move in bit that makes
Speaker 2: a man. Oh, here here's the original, the original question.
Speaker 2: Here we go, one that makes a man go crazy?
Speaker 2: Every time? I got to get that. Well, that's not original,
Speaker 2: that's a remix, all right. Anyway, do you understand where
Speaker 2: I'm coming from though, wouldn't you want wouldn't you want
Speaker 2: to just take ownership of it, so this way you
Speaker 2: get the credit. She deserves the money lottery, and they
Speaker 2: don't come forward. That's hitting the lottery. Serve money for
Speaker 2: that's hitting the lottery. She went viral, she went supervised,
Speaker 2: She broke the internet. She deserves l for saying she
Speaker 2: spits on her boyfriend's dick. But she deserves doesn't want
Speaker 2: to be known for that.
Speaker 3: She deserves the proceeds of all that merch that people
Speaker 3: are printing now and anyone who's capitalizing on their music.
Speaker 2: People are making money off a downloads. People are buying
Speaker 2: that song, and she's she lent her voice to if
Speaker 2: anyone's buying this song, but there's no one song. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: you could do an ai. You can do a version
Speaker 2: right now and put it out there for the slices
Speaker 2: to buy for ninety nine cents, and you're gonna pocket
Speaker 2: all that money. You see what I'm saying. She needs
Speaker 2: a piece of that. That's publishing. When people write a script,
Speaker 2: when people say a lie, they're not writing anything. But
Speaker 2: she coined that. Unto her, she coined the phrase. And
Speaker 2: people are making getting rich off of her bones or
Speaker 2: her boyfriend's bone. My question is your question, what do
Speaker 2: people expect to do once they find her? Like I
Speaker 2: understand if like a late night talk show wants to
Speaker 2: put her on, like Jimmy Fallon would have her on
Speaker 2: on a heartbeat you think so, right, like the Kevin
Speaker 2: side girl. Yeah, but even though that the context and
Speaker 2: the unfortunately, you know, I mean, because the content all
Speaker 2: she says is spin on that thing. She doesn't say
Speaker 2: dick or whatever, right, but it's insinuated. I don't know
Speaker 2: if anyone all right, but continue? Yeah, you said he
Speaker 2: would have the Roots do a song with her and
Speaker 2: and with the with the kid instruments and make it
Speaker 2: a huge viral hit, right with the tambourine, rocking steels
Speaker 2: and the xylophones. Okay, you know, ding ding ding ding
Speaker 2: ding K two spin on that thing and she just says,
Speaker 2: keeps saying it and maybe playing it would be huge.
Speaker 2: The other talk shows too serious for that. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: like carpool Karaoke if that was still a thing. Maybe
Speaker 2: have her with James Gordon. Oh no, if Fallon can
Speaker 2: find her and have her on and do a bit
Speaker 2: with the Roots, that would be massive. Right, But who
Speaker 2: else is gonna like, what are you gonna do with her?
Speaker 2: Have her show up at a w w E event.
Speaker 2: I think she's missing out by you know, that's not
Speaker 2: a bad idea. She'd kill at w w A. Of
Speaker 2: course she would come out and or you have or UFC.
Speaker 2: And you know who is the guy who's the football
Speaker 2: the food the football guy, Tua t u a. There's
Speaker 2: something going on with him too. Oh someone know somebody
Speaker 2: did a hawk and then Tua hawk Tua They did
Speaker 2: something like that. I don't know anyway, I know we've
Speaker 2: gone on and on about the hawk to a girl.
Speaker 2: We need to come up with it. You need to
Speaker 2: go do a video and talk about your best sex
Speaker 2: move with your guy. We need you talk backs, folks.
Speaker 2: LVE was your talkbacks? What's your move? What's your moving bed? Here?
Speaker 2: Isn't your move?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: That could be? That could be? That be huge.
Speaker 3: See now, if I now, if someone caught me off
Speaker 3: guard and half drunk in the middle of Tennessee and
Speaker 3: I'm I'm walking down the block, or I'm at the
Speaker 3: San Gennaro Feast and somebody put the mic in my
Speaker 3: face and said that, excuse hey, man, what's your favorite
Speaker 3: move in bed, and I'll be like, I just do
Speaker 3: a little.
Speaker 2: Now that and I could walk away. That moment could
Speaker 2: go viral. But guess what, Guess what I'm not doing.
Speaker 2: I'm not deleting my social media and I'm not going
Speaker 2: into hiding. I'm gonna take a moderate of her social media.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's like when.
Speaker 3: People steal your parodies, Brodie, and that you wrote and
Speaker 3: you worked and you sweated and you toiled to do
Speaker 3: you know, and write it out and then they make
Speaker 3: money off of you.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. See, here's what we do.
Speaker 2: So delete this part of the podcast, and then we
Speaker 2: go to a feast of some kind of festival and
Speaker 2: then I film you doing it. I just go up
Speaker 2: to you, hey man, what's your your favorite moving bed?
Speaker 2: And then we release it as if it's not staged,
Speaker 2: because half the videos on TikTok are staged. That was
Speaker 2: not keep sending me, yeah slices, keep sending me videos.
Speaker 2: Can you believe what happened on a plane? It's staged.
Speaker 2: It's the same plane set. It's not a real plane.
Speaker 2: Why is there somebody with a camera? Well, hey, so
Speaker 2: much so, why don't we stay sothing, Haley Welch, show yourself.
Speaker 2: That's her name. I think that that's who is tagged,
Speaker 2: and the other one is the right. She's got about
Speaker 2: three more days of fame before she's done, and no
Speaker 2: one's gonna keep you. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Come, come, correct now, get yourself out there. And the
Speaker 3: other girl, the poor girl that was mistaken for her
Speaker 3: that you were playing audio from before, because then she
Speaker 3: came out and said, it's not me.
Speaker 2: I swear. She does look close enough that you could
Speaker 2: be like, oh wait a minute, that's time, but it's
Speaker 2: not her, not her. Okay, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2: It's podcast. You want to hit me with another AI song?
Speaker 2: And by the way, will the next break. We're gonna
Speaker 2: leave you with our the montage that Adam Gag did
Speaker 2: for us for the three hundredth episode, So you gotta do.
Speaker 2: What's the next version? Rock or hair band? We get
Speaker 2: a hair band one one hair band. Yeah, we won't
Speaker 2: play the whole thing, We'll just play the first part again.
Speaker 2: I got pop two hair band and rock one and
Speaker 2: hairband two. U go with uh, whatever the one not
Speaker 2: the pop one? What's the one after that? Hot tour,
Speaker 2: Wow Pop, what pop? Ska pop two? Hairband one? They
Speaker 2: do hairband one, Okay, hairband one, this is uh. We
Speaker 2: won't play the whole three Scary Jones. We won't. He
Speaker 2: started in twenty seventeen Scary and Brody. Brody and Scary.
Speaker 4: Scary wanted to do a birthday list, but Brody got pissed.
Speaker 2: Scary skating rich by slipping sponsors in them. When Brody
Speaker 2: catches him, he yells the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 4: He said he wouldn't last, but since the zero episode,
Speaker 4: they've done three hundred shows.
Speaker 2: Comino Vegetables and Diet Cocono. I scary Oh was in
Speaker 2: mistake to enter. He claims that he.
Speaker 4: Tried fly twice from Brooklyn and Industrial Clothes, the Scaries
Speaker 4: uf os.
Speaker 2: It's been three hundred shows. Now bring your fucking jam pone,
Speaker 2: all right. The scariest girlfriend is an alien. Brody just
Speaker 2: cut screwed again. They well, we gotta taste a little taste.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is I feel like we're doing
Speaker 2: a flight of wines, you know, like when they do
Speaker 2: the flight flight and then I'm gonna put the whole
Speaker 2: all the episodes up, all those songs.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like you take it, you swallow it
Speaker 3: in your mouth, and you spit it in the spit bucket.
Speaker 3: At wine events you have bit to one of those
Speaker 3: brody Yes, of course you spit. You spit it in
Speaker 3: the proof. So that's what you don't get drunk. You
Speaker 3: give it an old hawk to.
Speaker 2: See. It's catchy, dude. We should do a wine event
Speaker 2: the hawk to a wine event. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: She's missing out come correct, Haley? All right? Anyway, there
Speaker 2: was some stuff that you wanted her name. Oh you know,
Speaker 2: I want to talk about Costco today. I wanted your opinion, Okay, Scarf.
Speaker 2: You you know when you go to Costco and you
Speaker 2: go to leave and they check your receipt, they look
Speaker 2: at your receipt and they make sure what's in the car.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they do that to me. A best part
Speaker 2: you don't steal a television set. There were two lines
Speaker 2: when I was leaving. Now, would you rather go on
Speaker 2: the line with a really good employee or the really
Speaker 2: bad employee? I mean, duh, the good employee. You're wrong? Okay,
Speaker 2: tell you why? Why? Because one line was moving really
Speaker 2: quickly and one line was moving really slowly, and I
Speaker 2: couldn't figure out why until I looked ahead to the
Speaker 2: two employees on the front of the line and one
Speaker 2: girl whose line was moving faster, who's doing the Uh yeah,
Speaker 2: I got got a nice dagna. And the other girl,
Speaker 2: the good employee, was matching every item on the receipt
Speaker 2: to every item in the cart. And when I got
Speaker 2: up there, she's like one, two, and then she looks
Speaker 2: at the receipt yep, nine items. Okay, thank you. Go
Speaker 2: to the line with the girl to give a shit
Speaker 2: about her job, doesn't care if you steal. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying I would hire her. I'm not saying I want
Speaker 2: her as my daughter. I'm saying if you noticed the
Speaker 2: girl's giving the old she had like the red flags
Speaker 2: like at the airport, right the guys at the airport, Yeah,
Speaker 2: direct the planes. He's like, get out, get out weekend
Speaker 2: an the other girls going three. My god, somebody's looking
Speaker 2: for a raise. Meanwhile, the line is to the back
Speaker 2: of the store. Would be I had to jump off.
Speaker 2: I was gonna jump off the lane, and you know
Speaker 2: what people did to me. The three people behind me
Speaker 2: jumped off from behind me. That on the other lane. Oh,
Speaker 2: they saw the girl was doing the old right this way,
Speaker 2: here we go, Bye bye, thank you for flying Costco.
Speaker 2: Bye bye, Wow, you have a receipt and a cart,
Speaker 2: bye bye, bye bye bye. You could have walked out
Speaker 2: with watermelons and television sets and five pounds gawns of
Speaker 2: mayo that wouldn't have matted clothing. A washing machine could
Speaker 2: have just right out. Wow, the other girl welcome? Is
Speaker 2: that the nine ounce or is it the seven ounce? Which? Ah? Uh?
Speaker 2: So in that case, the good employees suck because they're
Speaker 2: checking everything. The employ suck. Yeah, they just checking. Wait,
Speaker 2: you know, hold on here, your receipt is a mile long.
Speaker 2: That's aff So yeah, so you know what I want
Speaker 2: the bad What other situations when I want the bad employee? Oh,
Speaker 2: when you go to when you go to a place
Speaker 2: that serves the food like Chipotle, give a shit like yeah, spoons, spoons.
Speaker 3: You know where I want the bad employee as a bartender,
Speaker 3: because the good employee they use the jigger.
Speaker 2: The jigger, what the jigger? Jigger? Who the jigger is?
Speaker 2: The is the double sided silver cup that has uh
Speaker 2: that one side is bigger than the other west side?
Speaker 2: Well well there, yeah, well there are different sides there's
Speaker 2: one one is one ounce, and one is two ounces.
Speaker 2: I think it's for measuring proper liquor.
Speaker 3: Now best used in a cocktail situation where you need
Speaker 3: exact amounts when you're making a complicated cocktail and you
Speaker 3: got the shaker going in one hand.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know where I hate when they use that
Speaker 2: rum and coke? Right, vodka? So yeah, I want a
Speaker 2: tito soda. Oh hold on, let me pour this Tito's
Speaker 2: into the jigger to make sure that you your one
Speaker 2: ounce poor is just a one ounce poor. And so
Speaker 2: that's the good employee at the bar. By the way,
Speaker 2: are you pronouncing the r at the end of jigger? Jigger?
Speaker 2: J I G g E R And might that is? That?
Speaker 2: Should be right? Yes? Yeah, So so with the bar
Speaker 2: when the bartender, I'll tell you all the let's go
Speaker 2: to all the places though, hold on, wait, we want
Speaker 2: bad employees. I just was let me finish.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to say, you got so the the
Speaker 3: worst the bartender is, the more they don't give a fuck,
Speaker 3: so they'll just pour it right out of the bottle.
Speaker 3: They'll quote eyeball it into your glass, which is right,
Speaker 3: and they always overpour, so it's good for the customer,
Speaker 3: bad for the owner.
Speaker 2: But when they're giving you buybacks after one drink, oh right, freebee.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so that's where I want the bad employee,
Speaker 2: the good bartender. No, thank you.
Speaker 3: I'll pass on you because you're gonna measure everything and
Speaker 3: I don't. I want to get a little more drunk.
Speaker 3: Then you're gonna make me with a with a you know,
Speaker 3: perfect poor Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Got, I got two. You want me to do it
Speaker 2: one at a time, okay, bank teller enough said, oh
Speaker 2: that's all discount the money. If I could have change
Speaker 2: of a five please seven, eight, nine, eleven, twelve thirteen.
Speaker 2: I want the girl at the Costco counting out my
Speaker 2: dollar bills. Yeah, yeah, thanks for my five. Also, I
Speaker 2: want someone who's a bad car salesman, bad cars. Well,
Speaker 2: didn't talk to my manager. You can have it for
Speaker 2: twenty one thousand. I need to go in the back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so basically in any situation. Yeah, we paid twenty one
Speaker 2: thousand for the call. You can have it between one.
Speaker 2: Any retail situation where money's coming out of your pocket.
Speaker 2: You want the bad employee, right, I want the band employee.
Speaker 2: So I wanted to band employee cost go today and
Speaker 2: I didn't get it. You know where I want a
Speaker 2: good employee airline pilot, yeah, hospital, yeah, good employe please yeah,
Speaker 2: good employee absolutely, yeah. Yeah, truck driver, truck driver on
Speaker 2: the road next to it. Yeah. Good employee, yeah, good employee. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thanks all right. Also, when I go to a restaurant
Speaker 2: in order nachos without scallions, I would like a good
Speaker 2: employee please the same right, and uh, chef, the person
Speaker 2: cooking my food. I want the good employee because I
Speaker 2: want my food to taste great, less filling. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 2: chef is good. Oh a strip club, Oh yeah, give
Speaker 2: me the good employee. Oh you want to bat you
Speaker 2: want a batty? By the way, is there Hawk two
Speaker 2: in the champagne room? I don't know. I don't think
Speaker 2: there's Hawk to it. Get it right, bro, it's Hawk
Speaker 2: tour Oh. I'm sorry I have to perfectly quote some
Speaker 2: drunk dits from Tiktokha thek tour ty. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna go ahead and not release this until
Speaker 3: seven thirty pm because I want to talk about something
Speaker 3: that's happening at seven.
Speaker 2: Thirty pm if I can, Okay, I'm going to put
Speaker 2: a time on. But all the people that want to
Speaker 2: hear you this at five o'clock when they're driving down.
Speaker 2: I know, but I can't blow a surprise as a surprise,
Speaker 2: and I want to talk about it because I want
Speaker 2: your opinion on it. Put that at the end and
Speaker 2: tell people, Okay, no no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, we gotta I'm gonna I'm gonna set this
Speaker 3: auto set seven seven A clause.
Speaker 2: Are you having an appearance on the Jersey short No?
Speaker 1: No, no no.
Speaker 3: So by the time you hear this, the surprise will
Speaker 3: be blown. But my buddy Jason Smaller, my buddy Jason
Speaker 3: Smaller is turning fifty years old and we are going
Speaker 3: to surprise him tonight. Here comes at We're taking him
Speaker 3: to a party. His buddy who owns his partners with
Speaker 3: him in business in the law firm, is throwing the party.
Speaker 2: But his friends and family are going to be there.
Speaker 2: All the Brooklyn boys are going to be there, or
Speaker 2: our Brooklyn crew. Not Brody. Brody doesn't know these people.
Speaker 2: We we and us will be in us Not well,
Speaker 2: it's a different Brooklyn crew, but it's my other Brooks
Speaker 2: stand by, other other Brooklyn friends, the ones that grow.
Speaker 2: By the way, does Jason does Jason listen to this podcast?
Speaker 2: He may, but his daughter's it doesn't matter. Somebody could
Speaker 2: be a dick and then tell him blow the surprise.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows about this party with him. Yes, so you're
Speaker 2: not releasing the podcast to protect one person. Well, someone
Speaker 2: could co tell him. Someone could suck up the surprise. Scary, scary,
Speaker 2: You're about to be surprised. You gonna tell him Shady
Speaker 2: Jue Mobster is gonna find out his number and call
Speaker 2: him anyway. So we're surprised. But here's the thing. It's
Speaker 2: my responsibility to bring Jason into the room.
Speaker 3: At seven thirty. So here's the bit of the issue.
Speaker 3: Jason is a bourbon drinker and I know this. So
Speaker 3: about a month and a half ago, I said to him, Jay, Mike,
Speaker 3: I got this really cool bourbon event going on on Friday,
Speaker 3: June twenty. First, I'm like, do you want you want
Speaker 3: to come with me? I said, Now, I knew nothing
Speaker 3: about berman, so I started googling like expensive, rare bourbons,
Speaker 3: I said, he goes, Dude, he you know I love bourbon,
Speaker 3: I said, I said yeah. I said, Look, my buddy
Speaker 3: is in the liquor business and he's one of the
Speaker 3: people running the event, and we're going to have this thing.
Speaker 3: It's going on on on on the twenty first, on
Speaker 3: the at night. You want you want to be my
Speaker 3: plus one? He's oh, what are they going to have there?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, dude, they're going to have like
Speaker 3: Eagle Rare and Pappy Van Winkle. Then I'm reading off
Speaker 3: of like like the most expensive bourbon's out there. Okay,
Speaker 3: and he's he's getting more excited by the minute. He goes, dude,
Speaker 3: don't say anything else. He goes, I'm putting it on
Speaker 3: my calendar. It's the only day that I have off,
Speaker 3: the only day that I don't have anything going on.
Speaker 3: It's on the calendar a month and a half ago,
Speaker 3: since that moment. His actual birthday, it's in a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks.
Speaker 2: That's irrelevant. Oh so it's not even close. Yeah, that's irrelevant.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, well, right, The point is he told me,
Speaker 3: he's he's followed up with me two to three more
Speaker 3: times about this event.
Speaker 2: He is so hooked.
Speaker 3: He's got no clue that he's going to be surprised.
Speaker 3: But because he's such a bourbon kind of and he
Speaker 3: knows this is a quote expensive ticket is this guy.
Speaker 2: Is he gonna be fucking disappointed? He thinks we're walking
Speaker 2: into a room. Because this is what's going through my
Speaker 2: head now. He even like followed up a spensive bottle
Speaker 2: of bourbon for him. Yesterday he was telling me, he's like,
Speaker 2: he goes, dude, we're still on for tomorrow night, right
Speaker 2: Friday night. I said, yeah, we're on, We're on. He's
Speaker 2: all right, man, can't wait, Man, see you there, because
Speaker 2: I'll seeing so. So I'm bringing him in. I'm bringing
Speaker 2: him to a restaurant first, and I'm gonna walk him
Speaker 2: in when it's time. But I'm getting nervous now that
Speaker 2: because he's so looking forward to drinking this rare bourbon,
Speaker 2: these rare bourbons that we're gonna walk in and ask
Speaker 2: you for a website till he can. You know, he's
Speaker 2: not that guy, but he you know, has nothing to
Speaker 2: do with him being like suspect. He has bought hook
Speaker 2: Line and Sinker into this fucking plan. So we're gonna
Speaker 2: walk in and now I'm gonna be like married of course, yes,
Speaker 2: is his wife's gonna have a couple of really expensive
Speaker 2: bottles of bourbon there for him. I feel like I
Speaker 2: need to tell her to bring something. You better tell him, becau.
Speaker 2: He's gonna walk in there and go, what am I?
Speaker 2: It's gonna be surprise, is gonna be fifty people surprise,
Speaker 2: and then all the surprise. The event you thought you
Speaker 2: were going to is not here, right, But it's a
Speaker 2: surprise party for him. So what I'm saying is is
Speaker 2: the fact that the gift is not there. He wants
Speaker 2: the bourbon. You fucked him, You fucked yourself. He's gonna
Speaker 2: walk in and go, okay, great, where's the bourbon? You're like,
Speaker 2: no bourbon? No, but but but then he'll understand that
Speaker 2: I needed to create a lie to get him into this,
Speaker 2: to lure him in, to get him into the room,
Speaker 2: and and mission accomplished, and he's surrounded by his friends
Speaker 2: and family, some people who flow up from other cities
Speaker 2: are there, and everything Rip Van Winkle, Pappy happy Van Winkle, whatever,
Speaker 2: Pappy Van you better, you better have, you better have
Speaker 2: at least one bottle of something for him. Holy shit.
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking, like, dude, what if he's fucking disappointed
Speaker 2: and like, surprise, imagine scary you told me like, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: I got I got a meet and greet with kiss,
Speaker 2: and I'm hosting it. I want you to come and kiss.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna be kiss. This
Speaker 2: is great. Then I show up and like my cousins
Speaker 2: there like, what the fuck is kiss? That's exactly your
Speaker 2: fucking cousins. You're like, but look, your cousin is wearing makeup.
Speaker 2: That's something the same thing scary, right, No, no, no,
Speaker 2: uh uh no, you are.
Speaker 3: He sees his family all the time. But yeah, but
Speaker 3: some of us flew up. There's gonna be people there
Speaker 3: from other cities. I got boy baldfrek Grannie's flying in
Speaker 3: from Nashville. My friend Nicole's flying from Charlotte. So you
Speaker 3: can't tell me he's.
Speaker 2: Not gonna like they better have some suspensive bourbon with them,
Speaker 2: some some bappy man with Nashville. Yeah, holy shit. He
Speaker 2: you know he's gonna do, is gonna huck to and
Speaker 2: walk to heell? Wow, wow, you set yourself up. I mean,
Speaker 2: whose idea was this? Mine? Yours?
Speaker 3: Right, it was my idea. Then you're hold on there.
Speaker 3: His buddy and his wife put it on me to
Speaker 3: get him. Be goes, oh, you're getting him into the room.
Speaker 3: I'm like, me, So that's the best thing I could
Speaker 3: come up with.
Speaker 2: No, you're gonna owe him something. You're gonna owe him
Speaker 2: a bourbon fest that coming up, like tasting or something.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be What if he like, does he smoke
Speaker 2: cigars when he when he drinks bourbon. He's not a cigar.
Speaker 2: He's okay, But what if he's like fantasizing, like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I can't wait till I'm gonna have the
Speaker 2: best night of my life. I'm gonna be drinking free bourbon,
Speaker 2: my favorite stuff I've dreamed about having. Yeah, he's never
Speaker 2: had some of this stuff. And also, there's gonna be
Speaker 2: I told him it was gonna I said, I said
Speaker 2: the distillery they want to I said, they want to
Speaker 2: sample new product and test it out like unreleased product.
Speaker 2: So he thinks he's getting the exclusive on some.
Speaker 3: Of these tastes, on some of these bourbons that aren't
Speaker 3: even released in the public yet.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be telling his buddies he's gonna go to work,
Speaker 2: which what was the best bourbon He told everybody that
Speaker 2: he was going to this thing. Wow, listen, great idea,
Speaker 2: but poor execution. I'm sorry. He's gonna look around He's
Speaker 2: the first thing he's gonna do is go, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm so surprised. They look around the room for the bourbon.
Speaker 2: He's gonna think it's a bourbon event that his family
Speaker 2: is at. Siri and Brodie. All right, Bertie, you have
Speaker 2: time for the I think it is. But did you
Speaker 2: have another song that you were gonna drop on us?
Speaker 2: You're gonna gonna drop it like it's hot or is
Speaker 2: that was it? No? I have I have a special song,
Speaker 2: a vacation song that I'm gonna release while you're on
Speaker 2: wherever you are, right, So all right, So before we
Speaker 2: get into that, we're gonna leave it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna leave you with the montage from our boy
Speaker 3: Adam Geg thank you again for for putting together the
Speaker 3: best the highlights of our last couple of last one
Speaker 3: hundred episodes. But before we do that, just a little scheduling,
Speaker 3: little housekeeping here, and then I have I have a
Speaker 3: request ahead.
Speaker 2: So I'm going away. I'm going to uh Costa Rica,
Speaker 2: followed by a family vacation again to the Bahamas Bahamar
Speaker 2: with again with the family, and then I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: at the Jersey Shore for for the fourth of July
Speaker 2: week weekend with Robin and we're gonna be so I'm
Speaker 2: not coming back.
Speaker 3: I seriously won't see my apartment until like July sixth,
Speaker 3: or it's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 2: It's gonna six to seven. You know where Scary lives.
Speaker 2: You can have a six point four million dollar entertainment system.
Speaker 2: So yeah, So for two weeks, the Morning Show is
Speaker 2: going on vacation. Elvis ran the Big Show where we're
Speaker 2: our wife for two weeks. Elvis is going to Bali
Speaker 2: and he's going to going to Singapore. Everyone's going all
Speaker 2: over the place anyway. The point is, everyone, this is
Speaker 2: our two.
Speaker 3: Week break which we take every year, which we're forced
Speaker 3: to take because our union says we have to take
Speaker 3: your head.
Speaker 2: Union says we have to take anyway. So we are
Speaker 2: going away. So in its place, going away for two weeks. Yes,
Speaker 2: in its place, I will release an episode with the
Speaker 2: full versions of all of the three hundred episode songs,
Speaker 2: and then I will release another another episode, just another
Speaker 2: bonus episode with a special vacation song that I put together.
Speaker 2: So this is a separatehab you'll enjoy. I mean, it'll
Speaker 2: be a couple of minutes out of your life. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll be numbered. It won't be episode three want and
Speaker 2: just be some bonus content fee to listen to do
Speaker 2: if you choose to.
Speaker 3: All right, so yeah, now me, what about my my schedule?
Speaker 3: H well, i'd like that was my question, Brody. What
Speaker 3: where are you doing for your brain your vacation?
Speaker 2: Well, in addition to the fact, I will be at
Speaker 2: the my New Townhome Complex pool It opens officially seven
Speaker 2: days a week as of tomorrow, I will be poolside
Speaker 2: every day regardless of the weather. But tomorrow Saturday to
Speaker 2: twenty second, I will be at Mammoth Racetrack in New
Speaker 2: Jersey at the New Jersey Pizza Festival, eating pizza.
Speaker 3: Gotta be honest, like a madman, very jealous because I
Speaker 3: saw some of the places that are showing up, and
Speaker 3: I saw some of the previews.
Speaker 2: God, Brooklyn Square will be and Toronto's and oh my god.
Speaker 2: And I'll be wearing my Brooklyn Boys pizza shirt. I'll
Speaker 2: be easy to spot. How clever is that? And there's
Speaker 2: tickets available for this too, Yes, NJ Pizza Festival dot com,
Speaker 2: I think, but I keep tweeting out the link and
Speaker 2: I keep posting link on Instagram. It's at the Search
Speaker 2: New Jersey piece. It's an open it's an open event.
Speaker 2: It's at Mammoth Park Racetrack and it's from eleven to
Speaker 2: six and you just show up and you can buy
Speaker 2: tickets there. But I do believe that you have to
Speaker 2: pay for pizza right per pizza. The admission just gets
Speaker 2: you to the into the racetrack to be bucks for
Speaker 2: like sample slices. It's not gonna be ten dollars. It's
Speaker 2: not gonna be ten dollars a slice. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's not I don't get a misquote, but I believe
Speaker 2: it's a few dollars for like, yeah, sample sized slices
Speaker 2: you can eat like from everybody. Yeah, it's gonna be good.
Speaker 2: And it's even one place bringing New Haven style pizza.
Speaker 2: So if you're a big fan of New Haven style,
Speaker 2: I believe there will be a New Haven style pizza there.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna get on the MI C or what not?
Speaker 2: Peas you can get on the M I S, M
Speaker 2: I C the mic. No, I'm not getting on the mic.
Speaker 2: I'm not putting the hunk in the bunker, okay now,
Speaker 2: but I am part of the VIP staffing. Actually what
Speaker 2: they're calling me is I'm one of the influencers. I'll
Speaker 2: take pictures and video and it are you gonna are
Speaker 2: you bringing a guest plus one? I am bringing a
Speaker 2: plus one. I'm bringing my one of my one of
Speaker 2: my cousins. Okay, good, and the two of us will
Speaker 2: be eating pizza, all right, and then after that, you
Speaker 2: know what we're gonna do? What eat more pizza? Let
Speaker 2: me know how it is. Change from my I may
Speaker 2: change to my Brooklyn Boys shirt into my Brooklyn Boy
Speaker 2: Slices shirt. It's both appropriate. Look out, I may do that.
Speaker 2: Now we get this montage, Yeah, we got this. It
Speaker 2: captures our show. I think Adam gag he did a
Speaker 2: fantastic job. Thank you so much forget a Way to
Speaker 2: thank him properly, and Michael as well for your your
Speaker 2: f U list. We appreciate it. And if you're going
Speaker 2: to leave it, talk license. Thank you for three hundred episodes.
Speaker 2: I'm supporting us and Slice time. Yeah no, really no,
Speaker 2: this has been amazing and if we can get the
Speaker 2: word out to more people to spread the love, spread love,
Speaker 2: it's the Brooklyn way.
Speaker 3: Hello, let's get let's get more people listening to this podcast.
Speaker 3: As we eumbark on another three hundred episodes together. And
Speaker 3: if you want to comment on this episode and leave
Speaker 3: a talk back, don't do it just yet. Wait until
Speaker 3: let's say, let's call it the week.
Speaker 2: Of July fourth.
Speaker 3: July first, you can leave it because I know they
Speaker 3: because it'll expire by the time we listened away, right, so.
Speaker 2: Try to remember what you were excited about to leave
Speaker 2: us a talk back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, July, start leaving your talkbacks for this episode on
Speaker 3: July first, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, enjoy the montage everyone, and thanks
Speaker 2: for everything. We are back. This is an event the
Speaker 2: Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Private event Invite. We'll be flying
Speaker 2: in Spearmint Rhino Entertainers so to celebrate and opening on
Speaker 2: the twenty eighth Grand all say grand opening.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm thinking about our old school Z one hundred
Speaker 3: dinner that we're going to be having. What who are
Speaker 3: we thinking about for this time around?
Speaker 4: So scary you me?
Speaker 2: Sal Brandon, Bernie would love to get Greg and Cubby.
Speaker 2: Brian's coming into town that weekend. Yeah, but yeah, it's
Speaker 2: the usual. So you're came with Brody. Then I'm going
Speaker 2: to invite Brody. No, Brody, is he on the line
Speaker 2: with us right now?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Is there anybody else on the planet you could have
Speaker 2: mentioned other than me, Josh, I'm not saying that. Sometimes
Speaker 2: I don't have to cut a dingle berry off my
Speaker 2: bijon's ass. Oh. Sometimes it's like a little chocolate chip.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, little chocolate chips.
Speaker 4: He goes.
Speaker 2: You see, always look at the chocolate chip. He did
Speaker 2: snip it off right. Brooklyn was sponsored by Nestle's toll
Speaker 2: House coal House. No, it's more like whole house. Hello Hio, Yeah,
Speaker 2: hashtag whole house. The real action started when I flew
Speaker 2: to Cartagena, because as soon as you walk outside, their
Speaker 2: panhandlers everywhere. My buddy left his iPhone thirteen in his
Speaker 2: back pocket, so a seven year old kid popped the
Speaker 2: phone out of his pocket. They fucking bolted, and my
Speaker 2: one friend thought he was gonna be a nice guy
Speaker 2: and get him. Was handed his phone over to the locals.
Speaker 2: Well he might as well have. He pulls out a
Speaker 2: lot of fucking cash from his pocket. What to give
Speaker 2: to the kid. It's because kid wanted to some kid
Speaker 2: wanted to play a dice game. Oh, your tourists three
Speaker 2: people are coming New York and play three card Monty most.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna blanket this and I know this is
Speaker 2: people that are Colombian goes a blanket there was. This
Speaker 2: has been brought to you by the Cardaina turresan board,
Speaker 2: Scary Jones from the streets, from the hood getting boattocks. Okay,
Speaker 2: we'll wait a second. I got the Zeeman Zeman, so
Speaker 2: they injected me with Zeeman. All right, it's so funny,
Speaker 2: you got a Zeeman facial. I'll just sit here and
Speaker 2: I'll wait until you finish your jokes. I'm finding it
Speaker 2: very hard to swallow this whole Zeman story. Danks. No.
Speaker 2: When I got into the Blue Lagoon shower locker room,
Speaker 2: h I had my method of how I was going
Speaker 2: to get around the nudity of it. There was like
Speaker 2: there was man ass everywhere. They were just like dropping trowel.
Speaker 2: I had like ballsack in my face. I saw the
Speaker 2: hand What right? What ride did you go on? Dude?
Speaker 2: The locker room was. I couldn't believe you're trying to
Speaker 2: kiss the Blonnie stones while you were there. If I
Speaker 2: went into a ball uptown and I was the only
Speaker 2: white guy, am I killing it is he killing it
Speaker 2: with the black ladies. Look, I have to fit Brody.
Speaker 2: Is black girl handsome? Though? What the what is that?
Speaker 2: What does that mean? That's my new Twitter handle? White
Speaker 2: girl average looking, but black girl handsome? God?
Speaker 4: Got hit?
Speaker 2: I got I was having sex this woman would would
Speaker 2: not lock her dog up, and then the dog jumps
Speaker 2: on the bed and next thing you know, the dog
Speaker 2: licked my asshole. Whoa what the was that? Holy shit?
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my God, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: I just felt, what the fuck? You gotta you gotta
Speaker 2: rin tintin jobs. You have the return of Katie Babs.
Speaker 2: Katie Blabs over a body, Katie Babs. And guess what,
Speaker 2: I'm not hungover from Las.
Speaker 4: Vegas because I got one of those liquid ivs put
Speaker 4: in my arm.
Speaker 2: Where else would you put the ivy in your fucking eyeball?
Speaker 2: I put the IV in my arm, man, because I'm
Speaker 2: fucking crazy like that, right, And I didn't get hungover
Speaker 2: because I'm fucking rad. Katie Babs. Scary Jones came in
Speaker 2: wearing a shirt that said Jimmy Hendricks on It. Scary
Speaker 2: Jones does not like Jimmy hendricks Scary Jones I said,
Speaker 2: scary name three Jimmy Hendrick songs. Guess what he could
Speaker 2: not I said, I said purple Haze, and then I
Speaker 2: started grappling. Yeah, I couldn't. My mind couldn't think. So
Speaker 2: I'm yes, I know I could sing his songs. Hey Joe,
Speaker 2: Hey Joe. That's it. And we go to see a
Speaker 2: play called Take Me Out. There are two scenes of
Speaker 2: full on male nudity. It's a it's a it's a
Speaker 2: pot pourri penis. It's a penis potpourri. There's a couple
Speaker 2: of guys on the stage on the right side who
Speaker 2: are not a threat to me. And then there's an
Speaker 2: actor in the play. He's got some big deal energy,
Speaker 2: big deal energy, and he's on the left side of
Speaker 2: the stage. I'm trying desperately to get my wife's attention
Speaker 2: to look to the right. Did you see anything up there?
Speaker 4: She liked.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, hopefully not. Let me get some audio here.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I feel better tomorrow when I use tonight.
Speaker 2: What's with the booze dust? So if they were like,
Speaker 2: ye't do it like that, like over accentuate bruise dust.
Speaker 2: Right now they're offering twenty percent hit no with bitch
Speaker 2: hit this. I'm sorry, bitch coat the jingle not cool.
Speaker 2: I'm not a bird expert per se, but I watch,
Speaker 2: say I watch the only thing you know about birds
Speaker 2: is when you cover them in sauce and cheese. I
Speaker 2: watch a lot of bird videos.
Speaker 3: The gray ones, the gray ones, talk some of them
Speaker 3: the African and all you have all the name of
Speaker 3: the African gray that would a minute, the African gray?
Speaker 2: If what if there was another gray? Don't go there, okay,
Speaker 2: And I'm not going to my man the African gray.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking you are gonna do. You're a douche.
Speaker 3: I'm literally trying to redo my bathroom. I've lived here
Speaker 3: for quite a long time. Right, it's time.
Speaker 2: Well how much did they quote you? How much they
Speaker 2: they want? Fucking twelve dollars? That fuck? They said to
Speaker 2: me this, he goes. You want a toilet that screws
Speaker 2: into the wall and doesn't touch the floor, toilet, the
Speaker 2: floating total A floater. I don't have. The only floaters
Speaker 2: I want is in the toilet. I don't want to
Speaker 2: floating toilet.
Speaker 3: You heard about chat GPT, right, you know what this is?
Speaker 3: Chat jipp It could write a song. I could write
Speaker 3: a hit song. Say, write a song that's gonna sell
Speaker 3: a million copies.
Speaker 2: Woo is the best, funnier than the rest. So it's
Speaker 2: a clever guy. The made this song with Ai. It's right, skin,
Speaker 2: you're an asshole? Was that necessary? There's two guys behind
Speaker 2: the counter selling shirts, so I'm like, I think that's
Speaker 2: Steve I son fire right, because yeah, you call me so,
Speaker 2: he says to me, listen, after the show, my father
Speaker 2: will stop and take pictures in meat people get out,
Speaker 2: gives me the shirt. He turns the digital screen around
Speaker 2: for the tip. Oh, his father's name is on the shirt.
Speaker 2: He's getting paid and he's rich. The dilemma is he
Speaker 2: gave you a tip.
Speaker 4: A tip for what.
Speaker 2: I think. If you're getting a tattoo under your boob,
Speaker 2: be your boob, around your boob you get, I call
Speaker 2: it a tiptoo. What about a bag two? That's a
Speaker 2: twat two? Oh, oh my god, you're went there. I had, well,
Speaker 2: I had at a better name than you. Gave it
Speaker 2: a minute, I got another one. But if you get
Speaker 2: a tattoo between you button and you and your privates,
Speaker 2: a taint to a taint too. I had a family.
Speaker 2: They were there an hour. Scary. I see the guy
Speaker 2: go into my bathroom. He sits down on the toilet.
Speaker 2: This guy took a ship in your toilet. He went
Speaker 2: into my bathroom, my private bathroom. I hid every roll
Speaker 2: of toilet paper and every box of tissues in He
Speaker 2: wiped his on your towel. I don't know what I
Speaker 2: hid the towels. There was nothing to wipe with. One
Speaker 2: of your dogs, brown dogs in my car genius dog
Speaker 2: kill my joke. You fuck Mario Carbone, the owner of
Speaker 2: Sidel's studio. I have to say, this is the first
Speaker 2: time I think I'm right upset. I'm not gonna be there.
Speaker 2: I would like to tell him to his face not
Speaker 2: to put so much fucking dill in the Mazi ball soup.
Speaker 2: And by the way, there's nothing more Jewish sounding than
Speaker 2: Mario Carbone. If the Mario wasn't enough, Carbone certainly is
Speaker 2: I arrest my case, Julia? Is it?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Michael McDonald, he's white. Michael McDonald is why you didn't
Speaker 2: know Michael McDonald was white? From the Dewbie Brothers. It's
Speaker 2: not Doobie and the brothers. Michael McDonald. Neither of those
Speaker 2: names sounds that sounds like this. Michael McDonald's white with
Speaker 2: a beard. You thought your whole life he was black.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's white. Right, we're gonna officially launch
Speaker 2: the uh Slice Time podcast. It's gonna be Oh well,
Speaker 2: you just gave away the name. Oh yeah, Oh I
Speaker 2: think I'm being recorded again. I don't know again from Hey,
Speaker 2: Rode and Scary Jamie from Queen's Here, Andrew, I'm saying
Speaker 2: New York here.
Speaker 4: Hey, it's Maggie for Miami, Danny the Blind Radio guys,
Speaker 4: all right, Ted, Miowa, it's niney hair monocam.
Speaker 2: Brody and scary, Scary and Brody. It's dead a he
Speaker 2: from the Bronx over there. Oh boy, this is Chad
Speaker 2: from all from Illinois. Good afternoon. My name is Dave Brown.
Speaker 2: This is a room get mone Hey, guys, Damn here
Speaker 2: hit the fucking jingle. Bitch, fucking yourselves, job job. Why
Speaker 2: would you show up at five o'clock o'clock? Damn scary.
Speaker 2: I'll go out with you and you can break up
Speaker 2: with me and make my car payments. It's a fun paenus,
Speaker 2: isn't it. I think the person that ship on the
Speaker 2: jeans is actually Brodie.
Speaker 4: Big Dip, Bob Ferrari, Spread and Pink Steve whatever your
Speaker 4: friend's names.
Speaker 2: Aren't Wait time, bring the fucking get the fuck out
Speaker 2: of here. Stop giving away other people's money for free.
Speaker 2: You just gotta expect they're gonna smash in your bed. No,
Speaker 2: you are one sick puppy up to you. You can't
Speaker 2: talk at a normal death level after ten o'clock in
Speaker 2: your apartment. What the fuck Scarry with his seaman head
Speaker 2: is not wrong? Good morning? This is your boy one
Speaker 2: hey brother, a brooken bus boy. I just want to
Speaker 2: remind everyone we should please limit our talk back because
Speaker 2: it gets really fucking annoying. You can't fit it in
Speaker 2: in three talk backs, then don't fucking say how can
Speaker 2: you argue with logic like that? This is something you're
Speaker 2: gonna want to comment on. I think I don't want
Speaker 2: to come. This is only comment on stuff scary. But
Speaker 2: all right, get off my sidewalk. Dude, you took a
Speaker 2: ship at Junior's Drop my mama, what fuck kind of
Speaker 2: Chinese restaurant doesn't have roast pork? So wait a minute.
Speaker 2: You thought for a second I was gonna let you
Speaker 2: charge me for this fuck off? That don't blame it
Speaker 2: on having a sea a moment. I'm a senior. Damn it.
Speaker 2: I threw away my fucking wallet. Brody, he was paulaying
Speaker 2: it at a wake. You can't parlay it awake. Fuck
Speaker 2: you douche, fuck you malware bites, Fuck up people, scary.
Speaker 2: I just said that, what podcast do you? I stick it?
Speaker 2: But I, oh, Maggie ordered the wrong part and you
Speaker 2: put in the wrong part, so you don't even have
Speaker 2: the right part. They fuck me. Oh my name's not Asia,
Speaker 2: who give me the cheap pink? Give me the cheap paint?
Speaker 2: And he's yelling at his dick. Don't do me like this.
Speaker 2: Come on, motherfucker work No, he goes, yeah, just pepp
Speaker 2: it the whole sound a whole. I'm like, you fucking
Speaker 2: knew here. I can't get into the ann Frank house.
Speaker 2: I said, what's the spot? What spot? What are you
Speaker 2: talking about? The Brady dogs are fucking I've been trying
Speaker 2: to get rid of this goddamn scooter for a year.
Speaker 2: Don't talk through the air. But he talks with the
Speaker 2: glass guy who's in the way of everybody. Dad, why
Speaker 2: don't you spend the ten dollars buy the books from me,
Speaker 2: and you can go fucking donate them Facebook marketplace, go
Speaker 2: fuck yourself. No, no paravans, But like, what kind of
Speaker 2: free this their can you get from a fucking dermatologist?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Like? Am I gonna get? Don't want to meet you
Speaker 2: because you're so awesome Berry Shaggy, Thanks fucking genius. You
Speaker 2: made a nun move, gave a spell roll with fucking
Speaker 2: cringe cheese. Hello, I'm stuck in the bathroom. Fuck her eyes, hashtead,
Speaker 2: fuck her eyes. I got dicked on this fucking peanut
Speaker 2: butter and stop lying to people, to me, many people
Speaker 2: they guessed to me. And you want the crappy currd
Speaker 2: cranky That's what I'm saying. Fuck Dodge, Fuck Mavis. It
Speaker 2: was a nail in my tie. Fuck you're lady down.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Brodie, I hope nobody buy it from you.
Speaker 2: I love io back. I hope you'll blunder is defective.
Speaker 2: You are a nasty, awful woman and your glammar is terrible.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, ebee guy. This place is full of liars. Listen,
Speaker 2: I bought your dinner. Stop measuring. He's rifling through the
Speaker 2: garbage and guess who's Burger's up next. I fuck myself.
Speaker 2: Do you know the only way I can move the table?
Speaker 2: Scary closer to the rock? What show is she talking about?
Speaker 2: But what is my score?
Speaker 1: Rove?
Speaker 2: Click click?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Well? So we can't give you a credit because it
Speaker 2: wasn't canceled? Yes, I know you a man black last.
Speaker 2: His name is Less. It's not black Less. No, that
Speaker 2: fucked up my mailbox. You couldn't go with me to
Speaker 2: New Haven because he was gonna be in the car
Speaker 2: all day. Fuck you. I was at the gym late.
Speaker 2: I was working out, you know, like they just get
Speaker 2: up and fabreeze. Your asshole, Drew, don't tell me to
Speaker 2: download the app again, sir, you're not listening to me.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Drew, what do you need me to do?
Speaker 2: I use your download app? Dree You didn't grow up
Speaker 2: with Nicki Minaj. Yes, I did. Scary starts peeing while
Speaker 2: I'm on the phone with him. I'm happy being rained
Speaker 2: on your goddamn kid's birthday party. It's like you're a
Speaker 2: for douchebag. You don't doubt me. What do you do
Speaker 2: for the mets? I own them? Fuck dad, one thought
Speaker 2: at a time, stopping, stopping, stop, stop, it's not this girl.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, you paid eighty dollars for stupid mushrooms. My
Speaker 2: sister Brittany is there, Well, where else would she be?
Speaker 2: She's attached to you. Ah, you quibbled over a fucking
Speaker 2: dollar six. A dollar six, bitch because they were in
Speaker 2: the app pot salty and juicy and it's butter. Okay,
Speaker 2: you paid for your dog to get a hand job.
Speaker 2: It looks nice. His tweet at this motherfucker. You've never
Speaker 2: freed up. Scary? You got time share? I got time shared?
Speaker 2: Those are straight fire on you. Ah, to admit it.
Speaker 2: Your house a piece of shit, that's right, It is
Speaker 2: a piece of shit. That's But do you know how
Speaker 2: many fucking vegans will be like super clean whatever, and
Speaker 2: then on the weekends they go and eat someone's ass.
Speaker 2: The wrinkled up in my wallet for a year card
Speaker 2: that had to manage his signature in the white box,
Speaker 2: This isn't the one I gave you. Can you do
Speaker 2: me a favorite? Can I get an extra bag of noodles?
Speaker 2: She goes, oh yeah, sure, fifty cents? And I realized
Speaker 2: to myself, wait a minute, I just qualified for General
Speaker 2: Soace chicken, and the fifty cents onto my Bill, I
Speaker 2: would like to free general soace chicken now. And I
Speaker 2: looked at it and I sweated sky, I went, were good?
Speaker 2: The return of we good? We're good? Decide the episode
Speaker 2: called two Angry Men? Isn't every episode called that? I'm
Speaker 2: D or D? They're both on the top shelf? Why
Speaker 2: did you put them here? Now? My food's called? She says,
Speaker 2: she had a really good excuse. She looks at me,
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, sorry, what what hit the song? Do
Speaker 2: you exhaust me? Do?
Speaker 4: I though?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's because we're both from That was amazing, Adam,
Speaker 2: Adam standing ovation, steady. Congratulations. Brody is gonna hook you
Speaker 2: up with a five hundred dollars AMEX gift card? What
Speaker 2: for you? Adam? What money? I don't know? No, wasn't
Speaker 2: that what? Brody?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, where's the we and the US?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: It is Brody. Brody's got five hundred dollars for you
Speaker 2: in camp. Do not you work at a radio station,
Speaker 2: you figure out how to do it. Congratulations at Brody.
Speaker 2: That's so admirable of you to like to give Adam
Speaker 2: money out of your pocket. Does admirable? It's also imagination,
Speaker 2: it's your imagination. It's all you, Brodie's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2: It's all not Adam. I love you. I'll have a
Speaker 2: job so I'll figure something out my job. And thank
Speaker 2: you Michael.
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