WEBVTT - #300: HAWK TUAH! Here's Your 300th Episode!

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Start up Up.

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<v Speaker 1>They making noise up start up, dot Up, Episode three hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>We are so close to Oh wait a minute, we're here.

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<v Speaker 1>We're here.

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<v Speaker 2>It's The Brooklyn Boys Podcast, three hundredth episode, Scary Happy

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<v Speaker 2>three hundred episode to the Slices.

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<v Speaker 3>Happy, three hundredth episode, David Brody. Wow, why we did it?

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<v Speaker 3>We're running up that hill and now we're at the

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<v Speaker 3>top of what we did. I just know we have

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of episodes. That's what I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how we did it, what we did,

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<v Speaker 2>how we're still doing it, But we're still doing it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's crazy. In fact, I did a shout out on

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<v Speaker 2>the morning show this morning for us. We did Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I did a h that was really nice of you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I basically said, in my around room, which is a

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<v Speaker 3>feature where I get.

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<v Speaker 2>To hold on second you you did a shout out

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<v Speaker 2>for us on the show? Well yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so uh basically in the around the Room segment,

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<v Speaker 3>I get thirty seconds or whatever to kind of talk

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<v Speaker 3>about whatever I want. So I was said, hey, let's

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<v Speaker 3>go around the room, and I said, oh, and you

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<v Speaker 3>promote it you promoted us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I said, he said, Hey. I said, well, hold

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<v Speaker 2>on a second, it's time for a new game. Scary

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<v Speaker 2>wait hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, So what I said was, I said, it's

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I said, I'm going to use this

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<v Speaker 3>time to talk about the three hundredth episode of the

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<v Speaker 3>Brooklyn Boys podcast. So on the radio in front of

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<v Speaker 3>three million people, I told everyone they should check us out.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's really nice of you. Yeah. Well, it's now

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<v Speaker 2>time for a game called US WE and I. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you ready to play? Yes, here's what I'd like you

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<v Speaker 2>to do. I'm gonna play you a piece of audio,

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<v Speaker 2>oh god, And I want you to count how many

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<v Speaker 2>times Scary says we, how many times he says us?

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<v Speaker 2>How many times he says I? And how many times

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<v Speaker 2>he says Brody? Are you ready? Wait? Wait, wait I Brody,

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<v Speaker 2>here we go. That's on your mind today? Well, I've

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<v Speaker 2>reached a milestone in my Brooklyn Boys podcast. Today. We

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<v Speaker 2>were released episode number three hundred. Oho, good for you,

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<v Speaker 2>Captain Boys. We were nominated's Comedy Podcast. Those were Radio

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<v Speaker 2>Awards one year.

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<v Speaker 3>And I gotta say we're very excited. I'm completely like,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't think we get this far. But we've been

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<v Speaker 3>this at twenty seventeen and we're still going strong. The

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<v Speaker 3>Brooklyn Boys podcast available. Where do you get your podcasts?

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<v Speaker 2>There you go? I mean that is okay. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>count alone? What did you count? Did you play us,

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<v Speaker 2>WE and I and Brody? Yeah? Oh? How many? Let's

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<v Speaker 2>go for the official let's go for the official count.

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<v Speaker 2>How many uses? There were two us'es? Yep? How many

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<v Speaker 2>wheeze there was seven? Wheeze wheeze? How many eyes there

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<v Speaker 2>was one eye? One eye? And how many Brody's zero?

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<v Speaker 2>Not once did my co host my partner mentioned my

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<v Speaker 2>name or the fact that it's our.

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<v Speaker 4>Again.

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<v Speaker 2>So count every count along? Oh my god, no way.

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<v Speaker 2>But we know about hold on, Elvis, Elvis and milestone.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, I'm Brooklyn Boys podcast today. Oh here we go?

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<v Speaker 2>What about Elvis? Jeez? There you go? Okay, hey, let's keetgeah, producer,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go to another bru what about Elvis? Hey, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>my buddy. Well, I've reached a milestone. I have reached

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<v Speaker 2>My Brooklyn Boys podcast today, my brook episode number three.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for you Brooklyn Boys. We were nominated for Best

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy Podcast the Heart Radio Awards one year and I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta say, we're very excited. I'm completely like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think we get this far. But we've been this at

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<v Speaker 2>twenty seventeen and we're still going strong. The Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast wherever you get your podcasts, there you go, all right, fantastic.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait a second, doesn't we and US an hour all

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<v Speaker 3>talk to us? And and we an hour doesn't isn't

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<v Speaker 3>that doesn't that include include you?

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<v Speaker 2>So if I call this the Brooklyn Boys Podcast with Brody,

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<v Speaker 2>you know us, that'll be fine. So basically I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>say Brody, not once. I'm not gonna play it again.

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<v Speaker 2>We can count how many but Elvis said Brody. That's

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<v Speaker 2>irrelevant to me. I mean, thank you Elvis. He probably

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<v Speaker 2>realized you didn't. Oh. I mean I appreciate him mentioning it.

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<v Speaker 2>Put it to this game, Elvis is Brody is irrelevant.

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<v Speaker 2>So what are you saying? Are you upset with me

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<v Speaker 2>that I didn't say us. I'm a little disappointed to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't say David Brodie, Hey, my co host David

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<v Speaker 2>Brody and I are celebrating a three hundred anniversary. Then

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<v Speaker 2>you could say we all you want. So I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>say it up us we and I. I didn't use

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<v Speaker 2>your your the proper name, the proper noun Brody. You

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<v Speaker 2>didn't use it. You didn't use the proper pronoun either,

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<v Speaker 2>Brody Brody. I identify if I is Brody, U are we?

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<v Speaker 2>So I believe identify as a we or a thing?

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't isn't the over arching.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't the overarching idea in that situation? Isn't that promoted

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<v Speaker 3>to promote, to promote the Brooklyn Boys podcast and tell

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<v Speaker 3>people to listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand. Could I understand that it's been two years

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<v Speaker 2>since I've been on the show, So you're worried that

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<v Speaker 2>any new listeners in the past two years won't know

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<v Speaker 2>who I am? Correct, which is why you say my

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<v Speaker 2>co host David Brody. This way, they know that that guy,

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<v Speaker 2>whoever he is, is your co host, and everybody in

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<v Speaker 2>the room can go oh, I heard Brody's names in

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<v Speaker 2>the world of Elvis Durant's show and new listeners. As

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<v Speaker 2>you said, it's been two years since you've been on

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<v Speaker 2>the show. If I would have said the word said,

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<v Speaker 2>if you had said Brody and I, that would make

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<v Speaker 2>any sense. You said my co host David Brody, and

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<v Speaker 2>I then people who didn't know who I was perish,

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<v Speaker 2>the thought would would be like, oh, whoever his co host?

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<v Speaker 3>His name is da So, so I fucked up. I

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<v Speaker 3>disappointed you here on our three hundredth anniversary.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's maybe for the four hundredth episode, we'll be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Brody and I are celebrating you know my co host, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>we have a lot to get to. We're playing at home. Hey, thanks,

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<v Speaker 2>We and I us we and I I got how

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<v Speaker 2>is born? We we we shall uh overcome overcome, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>We So basically our friend first of all, Adam Adam

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<v Speaker 2>geg shout out to you, buddy man, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>he's back. This guy listened, came through all the episodes

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<v Speaker 2>since two hundred, I guess right, and uh collected did

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<v Speaker 2>the two hundred episode, two hundredth episode montage, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Collected some of Yeah, all the all the clips things

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<v Speaker 3>of funny things that we said in the past highlights.

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<v Speaker 3>His highlight reel about us, So how was like a

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen ten fifteen minute thing, right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sixteen minutes. Uh huh, but it's NonStop boom boom

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<v Speaker 2>boom boom boom boom joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna run that in a little bit and that's some

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<v Speaker 2>time scary guys clips. Right. We also have our friend Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to give him proper shout out there. He

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<v Speaker 2>has been keeping track of all the fuck you's we

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<v Speaker 2>have the once since two hundreds, well since he said

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<v Speaker 2>that we never did one hundred. So he wants us

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<v Speaker 2>to read one hundred to three hundred because he feels

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<v Speaker 2>like he was jipped. Well, so you can't use that

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<v Speaker 2>term anymore. He feels he was he was cheated out

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<v Speaker 2>of out of the out of the fuck you list

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<v Speaker 2>from one hundred to two hundred because we never did it.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's gonna give us one hundredth episode fuck you list.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't do a two hundred, right, so he's got

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<v Speaker 2>it all for us. And that's because Adam didn't do

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<v Speaker 2>a one hundredth episode montage. He did a two hundred montage.

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<v Speaker 2>But we want to think but now three hundredth we

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<v Speaker 2>have both okay, both, Yeah, we got to both. See

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<v Speaker 2>what it's like to include both scary yeah. We So

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<v Speaker 2>now now we made some AI songs, didn't we No,

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't. I did, dah you did David Brody. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I see how that works. Even though it's so so

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<v Speaker 2>I want to I want to reference. There's a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of people on the on Slice time who said a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of people. We have so many thousands of listeners,

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<v Speaker 2>but a couple of people, and I'm sure they represent

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<v Speaker 2>more than a couple. Don't love the AI songs, especially

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<v Speaker 2>when we do five six in a row. So here's

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<v Speaker 2>what we're gonna do to do it a little differently.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna play a couple throughout the show. Okay, couple now,

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<v Speaker 2>a couple later. But I have compiled I for maybe six.

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<v Speaker 2>I wrote again, these are not parodies. If he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I love you parodies, great, I'm glad you do. These

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<v Speaker 2>are not parodies. These are original songs that I wrote.

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<v Speaker 2>And I wrote this song which you'll hear different versions

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<v Speaker 2>of ye, and I'm getting really good at pausing and

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<v Speaker 2>putting things in quotes so they sound like a chant

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<v Speaker 2>and a cheer. Okay. I wrote this about three hundred

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<v Speaker 2>episodes and our career so far. All right, so this

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<v Speaker 2>is like to play one. I'm gonna play one now,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we'll spread these out through throughout. That is

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<v Speaker 2>six so we could play one or two now, whatever

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<v Speaker 2>you want to do, let's play. Let's play the pop one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's do here. I think you'll like now, Scare you

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<v Speaker 2>haven't heard these correct? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I have not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be risinal kell. I think you'll enjoy it,

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<v Speaker 2>will if you should, just like I enjoyed all the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of your AI songs. No, no, no, this one's

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<v Speaker 2>not about you. It's about us. Oh good us? We

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<v Speaker 2>I not? I yeah. They started in twenty seventeen Scary

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<v Speaker 2>and Brody. Brody and Scary Scary wanted to do a

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<v Speaker 2>birthday list, but Brody got pissed. Scary Scary Rich Westlop

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<v Speaker 2>sponsors in and Lem Brody catches him. He ees podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>They said it bloody last. But since the go ever,

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<v Speaker 2>so they've done three hundred shows.

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<v Speaker 4>Roast born Long, Make no Beds and diet Coke, no Ice,

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<v Speaker 4>Scary oles in the Statan. He claims that leave by.

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<v Speaker 2>Twice, from Brooklyn Industrial Clothes to scaryes U f Bos.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been three hundred shows. Now bring the fucking jingles home.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that, all right?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that it? Scay's girl friend is an alien and

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<v Speaker 4>Brody just got screwed again. They disagree and yell and scream,

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<v Speaker 4>but somehow they're still friends.

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<v Speaker 2>The Brooklyn Mos podcast, we hope that you all off.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't make go lot on me, but they're having

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<v Speaker 4>oh blast, Brodie got pissed.

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<v Speaker 2>Agony has turned down.

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<v Speaker 4>He was said as fuck Agnes, fuck Dill and fuck

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<v Speaker 4>mushroom bills.

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<v Speaker 2>Rudyland his job. The boys both lost their aunts. Brooklynboys dot,

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<v Speaker 2>Big Carto dot com merch plud Brooklyn Boys dot Big

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<v Speaker 2>Carte dot com.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that it's more boys dot.

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<v Speaker 2>Great. They have the best fan base. They call themselves

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<v Speaker 2>the Slices, and they clearly have good taste. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>novel that's it. Remember stepped over the Baby Got pissed?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ps? It turned out it was well, they

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<v Speaker 2>repeated on their own it just yeah, yeah, it goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it goes for four minutes. Okay, wow, I will put

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<v Speaker 2>the full versions up while we're on while you're on vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, okay, as an as a bonus episode. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like a plan. We're off to a roaring start,

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<v Speaker 2>all right. Well, the Version Boys podcast, we will be

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<v Speaker 2>right back. So now is it the song?

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<v Speaker 3>We just like that I love the song. I love

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<v Speaker 3>this song we just heard. Is it the same lyrics

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<v Speaker 3>in different formats?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, I'm not gonna write oh six, we don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to play all six, okay please? That's that's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of mind. Version moves really fast, a lot of minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of minutes. The versions half the length. So

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, I mean we have some things to play you.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, Well, well, let's I want to do part

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<v Speaker 2>one of Michael Bellevue. How do you say? B E

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<v Speaker 2>L L I V E A. But you didn't send

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<v Speaker 2>me the list, did you? Now do you want him?

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<v Speaker 2>You told me you wanted me to read half of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I get I'm gonna give it to you right now. Brody,

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<v Speaker 2>you know you and your old school AOL address. When

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<v Speaker 2>are you getting rid of that? By the way, I

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<v Speaker 2>only use that for the bullshit I do with with you.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Brody, cue your music since you've upgraded your system.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go, Oh beautiful. I like it all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Starting from episode one hundred and one, Fuck you Carlon

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<v Speaker 3>food Truck at Jacob Javit Center, Madeline, Kevin, Jeff Taco bar, Pedro,

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<v Speaker 3>Medical Guy, Matthew Bond, suv Lady Rails Car Companies who Lease, Jamal,

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<v Speaker 3>Lane Guy, Shopwright, Isle Guy Bumper, Bob, Amazon, Tire Industry,

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<v Speaker 3>Chinese Food, Francis Ashville, Ashville, Archetype, Barami Brewing Company, Facebook, Messenger,

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<v Speaker 3>Simple as Human, Wicki Clark, Hugh Grammarly Strong Industries, MS Clark.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Fuck Buck Cheryl l Fuck Trucking Company.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck the guy with the big gut that wanted me

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<v Speaker 3>to do all the work to move my own hot tub.

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<v Speaker 3>Brent Close Talker Guy, SUPERU, Turtle Crossing Signs, Cecil, Amazon,

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<v Speaker 3>bar Smashley, Katrise, Roberts, fuck you, AMC, Premiere Page, fuck you, Ashley,

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<v Speaker 3>Tasha Staples, Cannon and Honda, fuck you Orange, Beanie Guy

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<v Speaker 3>and Chipotle in my area fat heads, fuck you not

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<v Speaker 3>from here.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you not from here. Too, fuck you, Mike Walmart,

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<v Speaker 2>secret person who won't come forward who tried to prank

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<v Speaker 2>call me, fuck you, Pete, Marland Downey, Kyle Purple Label,

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<v Speaker 2>Bobby Bubbles, Tracy Stacey, the guy who works the gas station,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck you, post Mates, the asshole driver, suits that don't fit,

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<v Speaker 2>scary and Cole's Law. That's the one hundred one ninety

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<v Speaker 2>nine list, Brody. Well, that's what you sent me.

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<v Speaker 3>So and by the way, lit fuck your pomp and

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<v Speaker 3>circumstance bed because I can barely hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna end that one. That's okay, it's over.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't have the two hundred to three

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<v Speaker 2>hundred me you. I sent you the two and you

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<v Speaker 2>sent me. You sent me what you just read. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I sent you the other one. Refresh your email in

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<v Speaker 2>fuck you Brody's email reader, Brooklyn Boy Brody, I'm adding

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<v Speaker 2>that to the list. This is a shitty version of this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you the bed. None, No, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>give you the bed, and now you're gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, fuck your equipment. Shut that thing off.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut that thing off. Shut no, no, shut it off.

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<v Speaker 3>You food truck Hey, now you do the two hundreds

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm gonna play you the music. Okay, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>show you how to mix a bed. God damn it, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>goddamn it, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, fuck you Colin, fuck you food truck at Jacob

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<v Speaker 2>Chavitt Center. Fuck you Madeline, Kevin, Jeff Taco Ball. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>you're supposed to be reading the two hundreds. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>one hundreds. Oh, it's the one hundreds. Fuck you Broty again. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>ready go, fuck you Ray, fuck you Auto Flush, Walgreen, Spotify,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck you Oracle, not really the company. Fuck you Drew,

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<v Speaker 2>Amicx and Visa gift cards that charges six dollars fee.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you Mikey, fuck you RNH Rooftop Restaurant, Fuck you

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<v Speaker 2>Ellen Mark kitchen manager's name who I didn't get? Fuck

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<v Speaker 2>you Paul Penny's, Nickels Dimes, Scary said this, fuck you

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<v Speaker 2>Verizon Commercial, Fuck you, Peter, Target, app booblay Lady Malware

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<v Speaker 2>bites for Gloria, the guy in the car, fuck you,

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<v Speaker 2>Joe flug and Flaggon, fuck you, Poppy See Bagels, Mamus Dodge,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck the Empire State Building, fuck Target, fucked Lewis or

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<v Speaker 2>Luis fuck Esther or whatever your name was. Fuck Article,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck Mildrid, fuck Gerald, fuck Sam fed, fuck bed barf

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<v Speaker 2>and beyond, fuck Life Savers Lady, fuck met Life, fuck Olga,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck Cheryl, fuck Phyllis with one l fuck Dan, fuck

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<v Speaker 2>cousin in law, fuck dutch boy, fuck female hostess, fuck

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<v Speaker 2>Chuck and fuck Max. I guess we woren't as angry

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<v Speaker 2>between those.

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<v Speaker 3>One hundred episodes as we were in the previous one hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>You noticed that, all right, Well, I'm sure that the

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<v Speaker 3>next hundred maybe we'll be angrier.

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<v Speaker 2>How about that? Okay, so thank you Michael for putting

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<v Speaker 2>all that time. How long did that take? At least

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes? Yeah, all right, so they thanks Michael.

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<v Speaker 3>He wanted the William tell Over, he wanted the William

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<v Speaker 3>tell overture, but we gave him pomp at circumstances that

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Why didn't you give Hi what he wanted? He did

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<v Speaker 2>all the work. The fuck you, Michael Belival. I'm kidding,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Oh my god, I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to play the sky version. Can we play the scot version?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>The song of the song, Yes, the song with the

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<v Speaker 2>same lyrics. All right, let's do that. I'll play it

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<v Speaker 2>for you. You're being a dick. Well to hear here

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<v Speaker 2>it goes. All right, So this is the ska punk

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<v Speaker 2>version of the same song that we just did. All right, Scary,

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<v Speaker 2>you've established that spot, Scott punk one. All right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right here Scott Punk one. This is for you

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<v Speaker 2>sometime today. Here we are seventeen.

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<v Speaker 4>Scary or yeah, Scary Scary wanted to do your birthday list,

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<v Speaker 4>but Rody got this. Scary's getting rich by slipping sponsors in.

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<v Speaker 4>And when Brody catches him, he yells and Dutch and

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<v Speaker 4>all match. Don't broclin for his podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>They said it? And last, what's this the zero episode?

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<v Speaker 4>They talked Fredy after shows both pot Bowman No Vegetables

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<v Speaker 4>and Tight Co Noe.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary helps him want to stay dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>He claims that he's like twice from Brooklyn. He talks

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<v Speaker 4>to me her close and scared of your wefers.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great playing on this shows. Now bring the fucking

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<v Speaker 2>shack thos home.

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<v Speaker 4>Scary Scuflin is an alien and Brody just got screwed

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<v Speaker 4>against They disagree, They yelling scream, but some of still

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<v Speaker 4>friends the Roma Claim Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't make a lot of money as Agnes Dylon mushroom pills.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Yeah yeah, all right, So again, we don't

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<v Speaker 2>have to play all the whole song, don't. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna post all of them on an episode again.

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<v Speaker 2>We're off for two scaries, off of two weeks and

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<v Speaker 2>shows off. I'm gonna I'm gonna post some bonus stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know what. I also wrote a song for

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<v Speaker 2>us being on vacation, So there'll be an episode with

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<v Speaker 2>a vacation song, which I think I think it'll be

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<v Speaker 2>really funny for people.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, maybe not for scary. I gotta say we missed

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<v Speaker 3>the boat on something. We did something today on the

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<v Speaker 3>Morning show. We had a special guest up that came

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<v Speaker 3>in and this is something we should have done during

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<v Speaker 3>the pandemic, but this guy thought of first and now

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<v Speaker 3>he's making a mint. This just goes to show that

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<v Speaker 3>put your mind to it, you could probably come up

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<v Speaker 3>with the next best idea to make a million dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Not a sponsor, but Brody, there's a guy called the

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<v Speaker 3>Canoli Guy. Go on Instagram and do hashtag the Canoli Guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a sponsor.

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<v Speaker 3>I met this guy at paison Fest back in November,

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<v Speaker 3>which is like a lemon Cello event. It was the

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<v Speaker 3>people from stretch to mutz where it's like a muzzarella stretch.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I talked about it on the podcast. It

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<v Speaker 3>was an all Italian event when it like it was

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<v Speaker 3>how to make lemon cello. The chow and cello people

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<v Speaker 3>were there, but and then and then stretch stretched. The

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<v Speaker 3>much is like they you know, they do a whole

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<v Speaker 3>show for you. They make mutzuel and then they stretch

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<v Speaker 3>it across meat ball sliders. So the Canoli guy was there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called correll od Canoli. This dude decided during the pandemic,

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<v Speaker 3>how can I make some money? He strapped a Canoli

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<v Speaker 3>prep station to his chest via the do you remember

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<v Speaker 3>do you remember if you must have seen the old

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<v Speaker 3>movies in the nineteen thirties and forties where they would

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<v Speaker 3>walk through the aisles with the things strapped over there

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<v Speaker 3>your cigarettes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he has one of those things. It's like it

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<v Speaker 2>kind of jet jettisons baseball games too. Yeah yeah, right

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<v Speaker 2>right way there. They carry the beer and they carry

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<v Speaker 2>the candy. Yeah, they stuck the candy. Yeah, the jet

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<v Speaker 2>Jennison's out from your chest and it's strapped over your shoulders.

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<v Speaker 2>He basically has.

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<v Speaker 3>Sprinkles, chocolate chips, pistachios like canoe toppings, like in separate containers.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he's got the canoli shells and in his hands,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got the canoli piping bag, the big fat bag

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<v Speaker 2>full of the marcapone cheese, the marscapone, got the big

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<v Speaker 2>fat bag of cream in his head, the bag of cream.

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of cream marscapone, marzipone, not Marzapan, marscapone, right, marscapone,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what can march coupon, whatever canoli.

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<v Speaker 3>Cream is made of, and al capone. And basically, if

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<v Speaker 3>you're Italian and you know Canoli's, or if you're not

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<v Speaker 3>Italian but you know Canoli's, you know the freshest canolis

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<v Speaker 3>are the ones that are piped right in front of you,

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<v Speaker 3>because the shell stays crunchy and the cream is creamy.

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<v Speaker 3>But you don't get freshly piped, freshly piped on the

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<v Speaker 3>he pipes it live on the scene. He goes, he

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<v Speaker 3>takes the canoli shelles on one side and then goes

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<v Speaker 3>the other side, and he hands and then you says

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<v Speaker 3>what would you like for your topping? Oh you want sprinkles,

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<v Speaker 3>dips it in, dips it in one side and the

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<v Speaker 3>sprinkles the other side, in the in the chrunck of chips.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's your canoli. So he's available for parties, this dude is.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got ten guys out there now and ten different

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<v Speaker 3>of these canoli stations, and he walks around the party

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<v Speaker 3>handing out making canolis. He said he's gonna try it

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<v Speaker 3>in Times Square. He's gonna walk around Times Square and

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<v Speaker 3>just hand out canoli's to people.

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<v Speaker 2>But as a way of promoting his business, is he

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<v Speaker 2>wearing gloves? Yes, he's wearing Yes. Now when he's freshly

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<v Speaker 2>piping it. There's one special trick you have to do

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<v Speaker 2>to make a canoli. What especially when you're freshly piping it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what's that? You gotta give him that dude that night. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta give him that hawk tool you get him

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<v Speaker 2>in the howk on that?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>We should talk about her real quick. But but just

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<v Speaker 2>to finish up what I'm saying, for no other reason

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<v Speaker 2>than the fact that I was enamored and just amazed

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<v Speaker 2>by what this guy does, I'm like, why didn't we

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<v Speaker 2>think of that brody. We're from Brooklyn, We're I'm Italian,

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<v Speaker 2>but you eat Canoli's. Why do we not think of like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I guess a lot of great idea ideas

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<v Speaker 2>with its not something. I don't think that guy is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a millionaire making Canoli's to order. You

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<v Speaker 2>kidding me? You know?

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<v Speaker 3>I bet you he charges thousands of dollars to show

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<v Speaker 3>up for one hour at a party.

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<v Speaker 2>How much could that cost? He needs some cream, you

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<v Speaker 2>need some canoli shells, and you need some toppings. You're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about chocolate chips. And why is that better than

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<v Speaker 2>just buying a box of canolis? Because it's a gimmick.

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<v Speaker 2>It's you. You add it to your party.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a Why why do people get a donut truck

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<v Speaker 3>or an ice cream truck at the end of their

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<v Speaker 3>wedding When they're done with the wedding and then people

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<v Speaker 3>are on their way out, they want something gimmicky.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, the truck might have like thirty flavors of

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<v Speaker 2>ice cream, right, but catering hall might not. Yes, but

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<v Speaker 2>what's this guy doing that I can't get from a

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<v Speaker 2>box of Canoli's.

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<v Speaker 3>He's actually walking around and making live canolis live in

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<v Speaker 3>your face and handing them out. I'm telling you it's

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<v Speaker 3>a brilliant idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Not sold I'm not sold on it. Dude.

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<v Speaker 3>He's growing in popularity. Google hashtag the Canoli guy. You'll

0:25:47.240 --> 0:25:48.200
<v Speaker 3>see what I'm talking about.

0:25:48.720 --> 0:25:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, how about you having a bar mitzvah, your thirteen

0:25:51.280 --> 0:25:54.399
<v Speaker 2>year old boy. Okay, you're not getting Canoli's done not getting.

0:25:54.720 --> 0:25:58.040
<v Speaker 2>But you know the ceremony for a bar mitzvah is

0:25:58.119 --> 0:25:59.920
<v Speaker 2>to bring you into manhood. You're a man once you're

0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:02.560
<v Speaker 2>bar mitsfead. Yes, so how about you get this girl?

0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:04.320
<v Speaker 2>She comes and she she does this.

0:26:06.960 --> 0:26:07.120
<v Speaker 4>Night.

0:26:07.880 --> 0:26:10.080
<v Speaker 2>So if you if that's a good bird, that that's

0:26:10.080 --> 0:26:11.840
<v Speaker 2>a good bar mitsa present right there, if you've been

0:26:11.880 --> 0:26:15.480
<v Speaker 2>living under if you've been living under a rock. I'm

0:26:15.560 --> 0:26:16.760
<v Speaker 2>fascinated by this story too.

0:26:17.960 --> 0:26:18.080
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:23.399
<v Speaker 3>These two women were interviewed by some podcasts well whatever,

0:26:23.480 --> 0:26:26.119
<v Speaker 3>some podcast guy, and he put them the microphone, a

0:26:26.160 --> 0:26:28.640
<v Speaker 3>microphone in their face and he said, uh so, what's

0:26:28.680 --> 0:26:30.600
<v Speaker 3>the thing that makes your mang go crazy? And bet

0:26:30.720 --> 0:26:33.680
<v Speaker 3>or something like that, and you know they're rolling she

0:26:33.840 --> 0:26:36.520
<v Speaker 3>he rolls up to these two hot chicks in Nashville.

0:26:36.560 --> 0:26:38.679
<v Speaker 2>They were in Nashville, walking on on street on the street,

0:26:38.920 --> 0:26:41.280
<v Speaker 2>and she just nonchalantly comes right out with it. When

0:26:41.320 --> 0:26:45.199
<v Speaker 2>asked the question what makes my man hot, she just, oh,

0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:48.600
<v Speaker 2>you give him that hawk tour and spit on that

0:26:48.760 --> 0:26:52.560
<v Speaker 2>thing and basically she does the hawk taw into the microphone. Uh,

0:26:52.920 --> 0:26:53.840
<v Speaker 2>like it was that thing.

0:26:54.160 --> 0:26:58.679
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, so Ever, since this happened, it went super viral.

0:26:59.119 --> 0:27:02.760
<v Speaker 3>It's probably the most played clip on TikTok. You can't

0:27:02.760 --> 0:27:03.399
<v Speaker 3>get away from it.

0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:07.000
<v Speaker 2>So people are remixing it, like I think, like like

0:27:07.400 --> 0:27:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Tiesto or Diplo, like did some fucking m song about it.

0:27:11.840 --> 0:27:14.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm kidding, and I'm not the girl in the video.

0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:17.320
<v Speaker 2>That is a different girl I have. Yeah, there's a

0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:19.840
<v Speaker 2>girl named Elena. Everybody thinks it's hard, but it's not right.

0:27:20.000 --> 0:27:22.679
<v Speaker 3>So so ever, since this happened, and because people are

0:27:22.680 --> 0:27:25.199
<v Speaker 3>making memes, the memes are hilarious.

0:27:25.720 --> 0:27:30.480
<v Speaker 2>They have you know, they'll have you know what, have

0:27:30.720 --> 0:27:33.320
<v Speaker 2>I fix my my broken stereo and then they give

0:27:33.359 --> 0:27:33.879
<v Speaker 2>it that howk.

0:27:33.800 --> 0:27:36.760
<v Speaker 3>Tour or or nurse nurses to their patients when it

0:27:36.800 --> 0:27:39.280
<v Speaker 3>when they're trying to how do you get that rectel

0:27:39.320 --> 0:27:41.360
<v Speaker 3>tube in there? You gotta give it that hawk tour

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:42.680
<v Speaker 3>and then stick it, you know, what I'm saying. But

0:27:43.840 --> 0:27:45.800
<v Speaker 3>they have her on a they do all this green

0:27:45.880 --> 0:27:46.520
<v Speaker 3>screen stuff.

0:27:47.200 --> 0:27:49.879
<v Speaker 2>It's funny as fuck. So here's a remix.

0:28:07.160 --> 0:28:09.240
<v Speaker 3>There's better ones out there. That's that's great too, But

0:28:09.320 --> 0:28:12.680
<v Speaker 3>that's an example that I found. But yes, so people

0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:14.639
<v Speaker 3>are the remixing it. People are me proud of this.

0:28:15.280 --> 0:28:17.840
<v Speaker 2>But the green screen is like has her in it

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:21.360
<v Speaker 2>and then the background is something else or whatever. Yeah,

0:28:21.400 --> 0:28:23.880
<v Speaker 2>I understand that there is one. Well, let me ask

0:28:23.880 --> 0:28:25.840
<v Speaker 2>you a question. Scary would that be a turn on

0:28:25.960 --> 0:28:27.399
<v Speaker 2>for you if at a in the middle of your

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:30.800
<v Speaker 2>engaging in activities with your your your partner, and all

0:28:30.840 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden you hear her say hawk two. I

0:28:33.800 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 2>understand that she's not gonna say those right, well, but

0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:40.239
<v Speaker 2>if she so, people are now so people looking for her.

0:28:40.560 --> 0:28:44.640
<v Speaker 2>And now this is my fascination. Why, like the internet

0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:47.080
<v Speaker 2>wants to know who she is? Get it either people

0:28:47.160 --> 0:28:49.320
<v Speaker 2>want to find her for what reason do they think

0:28:49.320 --> 0:28:54.600
<v Speaker 2>they're gonna get a hawk hokta? So we don't know

0:28:54.680 --> 0:28:55.800
<v Speaker 2>where she is. Uh.

0:28:56.080 --> 0:28:59.600
<v Speaker 3>She's listed as Haley Welsh or Helly Walsh uh in

0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:02.240
<v Speaker 3>the in the original video, But when you google that

0:29:02.360 --> 0:29:03.120
<v Speaker 3>and you look for her.

0:29:03.040 --> 0:29:05.840
<v Speaker 2>On social media, there's no there's no wi. She's nowhere

0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:08.120
<v Speaker 2>to be found. People think, give the girl that they

0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:09.880
<v Speaker 2>list is the other girl. The other girl.

0:29:10.120 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 3>Yes, she did not discontinue or shut down her social media.

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:17.560
<v Speaker 3>She's enjoying it. She's just watching anyway. She's kind of

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:22.320
<v Speaker 3>in the background. But the Hailey girl who said sent

0:29:22.400 --> 0:29:26.080
<v Speaker 3>this magical line which broke the internet the other day,

0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:30.040
<v Speaker 3>well it's it's then the topic of everyone's conversation and

0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:50.800
<v Speaker 3>there's another remix along, So yeah, that's the for whatever reason.

0:29:50.840 --> 0:29:53.400
<v Speaker 2>So people suspect you to lead in her social media,

0:29:53.640 --> 0:29:56.960
<v Speaker 2>and she might have, but if I was harsh, well

0:29:57.160 --> 0:29:59.680
<v Speaker 2>what I would do if I was her, I would

0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:02.600
<v Speaker 2>lean in to it and start making some money, or

0:30:02.680 --> 0:30:04.280
<v Speaker 2>Philly leans into it, if you know what I mean.

0:30:05.640 --> 0:30:08.240
<v Speaker 2>Make some money off the damn thing, because other people

0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:10.000
<v Speaker 2>are making money off of it. Did you see all

0:30:10.000 --> 0:30:12.840
<v Speaker 2>the money money off it? Less, there's already merchs out there.

0:30:13.240 --> 0:30:17.640
<v Speaker 2>There are people met with with hawk toy hats, and okay,

0:30:18.000 --> 0:30:20.000
<v Speaker 2>so by the way, it's it's h a w k

0:30:20.680 --> 0:30:24.320
<v Speaker 2>t u a h hawktua and so now there are

0:30:24.320 --> 0:30:27.040
<v Speaker 2>people with hawk to a hats, hawk to a shirts.

0:30:27.480 --> 0:30:30.680
<v Speaker 2>And these are people that are just capitalizing off of

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:33.800
<v Speaker 2>her bones and she's the one. She needs the credit,

0:30:34.040 --> 0:30:36.960
<v Speaker 2>she needs the money. Okay, Now, does she stand a

0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:41.880
<v Speaker 2>chance to make more money than the Canoli guy? I mean,

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:45.760
<v Speaker 2>well in the short run, in the short burst, yes, yeah,

0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:48.719
<v Speaker 2>she's gonna have like this fifteen minutes that are gonna expire.

0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:52.120
<v Speaker 2>I think Canoli Guy's in it for the long haul. Yeah,

0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:54.400
<v Speaker 2>really okay that I think she'll make more money in

0:30:54.440 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 2>a week, but than Canoli guy in the rest of

0:30:57.680 --> 0:30:58.240
<v Speaker 2>whatever reason.

0:30:58.320 --> 0:31:00.160
<v Speaker 3>I think she's losing out right now by not show

0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:02.080
<v Speaker 3>in her face. I mean, she needs to come correct.

0:31:02.760 --> 0:31:04.880
<v Speaker 2>She needs to. Parents didn't like it, maybe her boyfriend

0:31:04.920 --> 0:31:07.320
<v Speaker 2>didn't like it. She needs to. Maybe she realizes she

0:31:07.440 --> 0:31:10.280
<v Speaker 2>was drunk and she looks like maybe not the the

0:31:10.400 --> 0:31:13.480
<v Speaker 2>best example of I don't know, I fee shamed. It

0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:18.200
<v Speaker 2>sucks because well literally literally yeah, but but it sucks

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:22.240
<v Speaker 2>because if I it's one move in bit that makes

0:31:22.280 --> 0:31:24.600
<v Speaker 2>a man. Oh, here here's the original, the original question.

0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Here we go, one that makes a man go crazy?

0:31:27.920 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 2>Every time? I got to get that. Well, that's not original,

0:31:36.640 --> 0:31:43.000
<v Speaker 2>that's a remix, all right. Anyway, do you understand where

0:31:43.000 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm coming from though, wouldn't you want wouldn't you want

0:31:45.680 --> 0:31:48.320
<v Speaker 2>to just take ownership of it, so this way you

0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:50.760
<v Speaker 2>get the credit. She deserves the money lottery, and they

0:31:50.800 --> 0:31:53.360
<v Speaker 2>don't come forward. That's hitting the lottery. Serve money for

0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 2>that's hitting the lottery. She went viral, she went supervised,

0:31:57.320 --> 0:32:00.680
<v Speaker 2>She broke the internet. She deserves l for saying she

0:32:00.800 --> 0:32:04.280
<v Speaker 2>spits on her boyfriend's dick. But she deserves doesn't want

0:32:04.320 --> 0:32:04.840
<v Speaker 2>to be known for that.

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:08.240
<v Speaker 3>She deserves the proceeds of all that merch that people

0:32:08.280 --> 0:32:11.640
<v Speaker 3>are printing now and anyone who's capitalizing on their music.

0:32:12.280 --> 0:32:14.480
<v Speaker 2>People are making money off a downloads. People are buying

0:32:14.560 --> 0:32:17.760
<v Speaker 2>that song, and she's she lent her voice to if

0:32:17.760 --> 0:32:22.960
<v Speaker 2>anyone's buying this song, but there's no one song. Well, okay,

0:32:23.640 --> 0:32:25.120
<v Speaker 2>you could do an ai. You can do a version

0:32:25.200 --> 0:32:27.040
<v Speaker 2>right now and put it out there for the slices

0:32:27.080 --> 0:32:29.200
<v Speaker 2>to buy for ninety nine cents, and you're gonna pocket

0:32:29.240 --> 0:32:32.160
<v Speaker 2>all that money. You see what I'm saying. She needs

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:36.040
<v Speaker 2>a piece of that. That's publishing. When people write a script,

0:32:36.640 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 2>when people say a lie, they're not writing anything. But

0:32:38.920 --> 0:32:42.600
<v Speaker 2>she coined that. Unto her, she coined the phrase. And

0:32:42.760 --> 0:32:45.640
<v Speaker 2>people are making getting rich off of her bones or

0:32:45.760 --> 0:32:48.880
<v Speaker 2>her boyfriend's bone. My question is your question, what do

0:32:49.040 --> 0:32:51.640
<v Speaker 2>people expect to do once they find her? Like I

0:32:51.760 --> 0:32:53.600
<v Speaker 2>understand if like a late night talk show wants to

0:32:53.640 --> 0:32:56.160
<v Speaker 2>put her on, like Jimmy Fallon would have her on

0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:58.360
<v Speaker 2>on a heartbeat you think so, right, like the Kevin

0:32:58.680 --> 0:33:02.360
<v Speaker 2>side girl. Yeah, but even though that the context and

0:33:02.480 --> 0:33:06.160
<v Speaker 2>the unfortunately, you know, I mean, because the content all

0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:08.040
<v Speaker 2>she says is spin on that thing. She doesn't say

0:33:08.200 --> 0:33:10.880
<v Speaker 2>dick or whatever, right, but it's insinuated. I don't know

0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:13.520
<v Speaker 2>if anyone all right, but continue? Yeah, you said he

0:33:13.560 --> 0:33:16.240
<v Speaker 2>would have the Roots do a song with her and

0:33:16.560 --> 0:33:19.000
<v Speaker 2>and with the with the kid instruments and make it

0:33:19.040 --> 0:33:24.520
<v Speaker 2>a huge viral hit, right with the tambourine, rocking steels

0:33:24.560 --> 0:33:27.680
<v Speaker 2>and the xylophones. Okay, you know, ding ding ding ding

0:33:27.760 --> 0:33:29.840
<v Speaker 2>ding K two spin on that thing and she just says,

0:33:29.920 --> 0:33:31.920
<v Speaker 2>keeps saying it and maybe playing it would be huge.

0:33:32.480 --> 0:33:35.800
<v Speaker 2>The other talk shows too serious for that. Yeah, all right,

0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:39.880
<v Speaker 2>like carpool Karaoke if that was still a thing. Maybe

0:33:39.960 --> 0:33:43.680
<v Speaker 2>have her with James Gordon. Oh no, if Fallon can

0:33:43.760 --> 0:33:45.120
<v Speaker 2>find her and have her on and do a bit

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:47.840
<v Speaker 2>with the Roots, that would be massive. Right, But who

0:33:47.880 --> 0:33:49.560
<v Speaker 2>else is gonna like, what are you gonna do with her?

0:33:49.600 --> 0:33:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Have her show up at a w w E event.

0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:54.920
<v Speaker 2>I think she's missing out by you know, that's not

0:33:54.960 --> 0:33:58.640
<v Speaker 2>a bad idea. She'd kill at w w A. Of

0:33:58.680 --> 0:34:03.000
<v Speaker 2>course she would come out and or you have or UFC.

0:34:03.560 --> 0:34:06.360
<v Speaker 2>And you know who is the guy who's the football

0:34:07.200 --> 0:34:09.919
<v Speaker 2>the food the football guy, Tua t u a. There's

0:34:09.960 --> 0:34:12.799
<v Speaker 2>something going on with him too. Oh someone know somebody

0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:16.719
<v Speaker 2>did a hawk and then Tua hawk Tua They did

0:34:16.760 --> 0:34:19.280
<v Speaker 2>something like that. I don't know anyway, I know we've

0:34:19.320 --> 0:34:20.719
<v Speaker 2>gone on and on about the hawk to a girl.

0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:22.719
<v Speaker 2>We need to come up with it. You need to

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:24.560
<v Speaker 2>go do a video and talk about your best sex

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:27.520
<v Speaker 2>move with your guy. We need you talk backs, folks.

0:34:29.000 --> 0:34:31.680
<v Speaker 2>LVE was your talkbacks? What's your move? What's your moving bed? Here?

0:34:32.120 --> 0:34:32.719
<v Speaker 2>Isn't your move?

0:34:38.440 --> 0:34:38.600
<v Speaker 4>Right?

0:34:38.960 --> 0:34:40.520
<v Speaker 2>That could be? That could be? That be huge.

0:34:40.640 --> 0:34:42.839
<v Speaker 3>See now, if I now, if someone caught me off

0:34:42.880 --> 0:34:45.279
<v Speaker 3>guard and half drunk in the middle of Tennessee and

0:34:45.360 --> 0:34:47.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm walking down the block, or I'm at the

0:34:47.920 --> 0:34:49.680
<v Speaker 3>San Gennaro Feast and somebody put the mic in my

0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:52.320
<v Speaker 3>face and said that, excuse hey, man, what's your favorite

0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:54.920
<v Speaker 3>move in bed, and I'll be like, I just do

0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:55.480
<v Speaker 3>a little.

0:34:56.920 --> 0:34:59.439
<v Speaker 2>Now that and I could walk away. That moment could

0:34:59.440 --> 0:35:01.759
<v Speaker 2>go viral. But guess what, Guess what I'm not doing.

0:35:02.080 --> 0:35:04.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm not deleting my social media and I'm not going

0:35:04.120 --> 0:35:06.800
<v Speaker 2>into hiding. I'm gonna take a moderate of her social media.

0:35:06.920 --> 0:35:08.080
<v Speaker 2>It's like, it's like when.

0:35:07.920 --> 0:35:10.440
<v Speaker 3>People steal your parodies, Brodie, and that you wrote and

0:35:10.520 --> 0:35:12.759
<v Speaker 3>you worked and you sweated and you toiled to do

0:35:13.719 --> 0:35:15.799
<v Speaker 3>you know, and write it out and then they make

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:16.480
<v Speaker 3>money off of you.

0:35:16.680 --> 0:35:18.680
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying. See, here's what we do.

0:35:18.840 --> 0:35:20.880
<v Speaker 2>So delete this part of the podcast, and then we

0:35:21.000 --> 0:35:23.360
<v Speaker 2>go to a feast of some kind of festival and

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:25.040
<v Speaker 2>then I film you doing it. I just go up

0:35:25.040 --> 0:35:27.120
<v Speaker 2>to you, hey man, what's your your favorite moving bed?

0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:29.160
<v Speaker 2>And then we release it as if it's not staged,

0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:32.920
<v Speaker 2>because half the videos on TikTok are staged. That was

0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:36.160
<v Speaker 2>not keep sending me, yeah slices, keep sending me videos.

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Can you believe what happened on a plane? It's staged.

0:35:39.120 --> 0:35:42.400
<v Speaker 2>It's the same plane set. It's not a real plane.

0:35:43.080 --> 0:35:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Why is there somebody with a camera? Well, hey, so

0:35:46.440 --> 0:35:49.840
<v Speaker 2>much so, why don't we stay sothing, Haley Welch, show yourself.

0:35:49.960 --> 0:35:52.440
<v Speaker 2>That's her name. I think that that's who is tagged,

0:35:52.760 --> 0:35:54.799
<v Speaker 2>and the other one is the right. She's got about

0:35:54.840 --> 0:35:56.920
<v Speaker 2>three more days of fame before she's done, and no

0:35:56.960 --> 0:35:58.319
<v Speaker 2>one's gonna keep you. That's what I'm saying.

0:35:58.440 --> 0:36:01.759
<v Speaker 3>Come, come, correct now, get yourself out there. And the

0:36:01.880 --> 0:36:04.400
<v Speaker 3>other girl, the poor girl that was mistaken for her

0:36:04.440 --> 0:36:08.000
<v Speaker 3>that you were playing audio from before, because then she

0:36:08.080 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 3>came out and said, it's not me.

0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I swear. She does look close enough that you could

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:13.880
<v Speaker 2>be like, oh wait a minute, that's time, but it's

0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:16.160
<v Speaker 2>not her, not her. Okay, we gotta take a break.

0:36:16.760 --> 0:36:21.960
<v Speaker 2>It's podcast. You want to hit me with another AI song?

0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:24.520
<v Speaker 2>And by the way, will the next break. We're gonna

0:36:24.600 --> 0:36:28.239
<v Speaker 2>leave you with our the montage that Adam Gag did

0:36:28.320 --> 0:36:32.680
<v Speaker 2>for us for the three hundredth episode, So you gotta do.

0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:35.239
<v Speaker 2>What's the next version? Rock or hair band? We get

0:36:35.280 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 2>a hair band one one hair band. Yeah, we won't

0:36:37.640 --> 0:36:39.359
<v Speaker 2>play the whole thing, We'll just play the first part again.

0:36:39.360 --> 0:36:42.600
<v Speaker 2>I got pop two hair band and rock one and

0:36:42.680 --> 0:36:46.040
<v Speaker 2>hairband two. U go with uh, whatever the one not

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:48.040
<v Speaker 2>the pop one? What's the one after that? Hot tour,

0:36:48.400 --> 0:36:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Wow Pop, what pop? Ska pop two? Hairband one? They

0:36:53.760 --> 0:36:57.560
<v Speaker 2>do hairband one, Okay, hairband one, this is uh. We

0:36:57.600 --> 0:37:05.520
<v Speaker 2>won't play the whole three Scary Jones. We won't. He

0:37:05.680 --> 0:37:11.000
<v Speaker 2>started in twenty seventeen Scary and Brody. Brody and Scary.

0:37:12.440 --> 0:37:17.120
<v Speaker 4>Scary wanted to do a birthday list, but Brody got pissed.

0:37:19.239 --> 0:37:23.080
<v Speaker 2>Scary skating rich by slipping sponsors in them. When Brody

0:37:23.200 --> 0:37:28.160
<v Speaker 2>catches him, he yells the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:31.880
<v Speaker 4>He said he wouldn't last, but since the zero episode,

0:37:31.920 --> 0:37:33.360
<v Speaker 4>they've done three hundred shows.

0:37:34.080 --> 0:37:37.600
<v Speaker 2>Comino Vegetables and Diet Cocono. I scary Oh was in

0:37:37.680 --> 0:37:39.520
<v Speaker 2>mistake to enter. He claims that he.

0:37:39.640 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 4>Tried fly twice from Brooklyn and Industrial Clothes, the Scaries

0:37:44.200 --> 0:37:45.040
<v Speaker 4>uf os.

0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:48.720
<v Speaker 2>It's been three hundred shows. Now bring your fucking jam pone,

0:37:51.040 --> 0:37:56.520
<v Speaker 2>all right. The scariest girlfriend is an alien. Brody just

0:37:56.640 --> 0:38:00.560
<v Speaker 2>cut screwed again. They well, we gotta taste a little taste.

0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:02.960
<v Speaker 2>I feel like this is I feel like we're doing

0:38:03.080 --> 0:38:05.480
<v Speaker 2>a flight of wines, you know, like when they do

0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:07.759
<v Speaker 2>the flight flight and then I'm gonna put the whole

0:38:08.080 --> 0:38:09.560
<v Speaker 2>all the episodes up, all those songs.

0:38:10.920 --> 0:38:12.960
<v Speaker 3>It's like it's like you take it, you swallow it

0:38:13.000 --> 0:38:15.560
<v Speaker 3>in your mouth, and you spit it in the spit bucket.

0:38:16.400 --> 0:38:18.600
<v Speaker 3>At wine events you have bit to one of those

0:38:18.640 --> 0:38:20.600
<v Speaker 3>brody Yes, of course you spit. You spit it in

0:38:20.640 --> 0:38:22.680
<v Speaker 3>the proof. So that's what you don't get drunk. You

0:38:23.120 --> 0:38:24.520
<v Speaker 3>give it an old hawk to.

0:38:26.800 --> 0:38:30.319
<v Speaker 2>See. It's catchy, dude. We should do a wine event

0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:32.480
<v Speaker 2>the hawk to a wine event. See what I'm saying.

0:38:32.880 --> 0:38:38.759
<v Speaker 2>She's missing out come correct, Haley? All right? Anyway, there

0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:41.560
<v Speaker 2>was some stuff that you wanted her name. Oh you know,

0:38:41.560 --> 0:38:45.200
<v Speaker 2>I want to talk about Costco today. I wanted your opinion, Okay, Scarf.

0:38:45.200 --> 0:38:47.040
<v Speaker 2>You you know when you go to Costco and you

0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:50.120
<v Speaker 2>go to leave and they check your receipt, they look

0:38:50.160 --> 0:38:52.279
<v Speaker 2>at your receipt and they make sure what's in the car.

0:38:52.320 --> 0:38:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they do that to me. A best part

0:38:53.680 --> 0:38:56.560
<v Speaker 2>you don't steal a television set. There were two lines

0:38:56.560 --> 0:38:58.960
<v Speaker 2>when I was leaving. Now, would you rather go on

0:38:59.040 --> 0:39:02.279
<v Speaker 2>the line with a really good employee or the really

0:39:02.400 --> 0:39:08.880
<v Speaker 2>bad employee? I mean, duh, the good employee. You're wrong? Okay,

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:12.200
<v Speaker 2>tell you why? Why? Because one line was moving really

0:39:12.239 --> 0:39:14.400
<v Speaker 2>quickly and one line was moving really slowly, and I

0:39:14.440 --> 0:39:17.840
<v Speaker 2>couldn't figure out why until I looked ahead to the

0:39:17.880 --> 0:39:21.120
<v Speaker 2>two employees on the front of the line and one

0:39:21.200 --> 0:39:24.239
<v Speaker 2>girl whose line was moving faster, who's doing the Uh yeah,

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:27.839
<v Speaker 2>I got got a nice dagna. And the other girl,

0:39:28.080 --> 0:39:31.440
<v Speaker 2>the good employee, was matching every item on the receipt

0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:33.600
<v Speaker 2>to every item in the cart. And when I got

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:37.319
<v Speaker 2>up there, she's like one, two, and then she looks

0:39:37.320 --> 0:39:41.960
<v Speaker 2>at the receipt yep, nine items. Okay, thank you. Go

0:39:42.120 --> 0:39:43.879
<v Speaker 2>to the line with the girl to give a shit

0:39:43.920 --> 0:39:46.520
<v Speaker 2>about her job, doesn't care if you steal. I'm not

0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:48.520
<v Speaker 2>saying I would hire her. I'm not saying I want

0:39:48.520 --> 0:39:50.600
<v Speaker 2>her as my daughter. I'm saying if you noticed the

0:39:50.640 --> 0:39:52.760
<v Speaker 2>girl's giving the old she had like the red flags

0:39:52.880 --> 0:39:55.120
<v Speaker 2>like at the airport, right the guys at the airport, Yeah,

0:39:55.200 --> 0:39:58.920
<v Speaker 2>direct the planes. He's like, get out, get out weekend

0:40:01.760 --> 0:40:08.520
<v Speaker 2>an the other girls going three. My god, somebody's looking

0:40:08.560 --> 0:40:10.160
<v Speaker 2>for a raise. Meanwhile, the line is to the back

0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:11.960
<v Speaker 2>of the store. Would be I had to jump off.

0:40:12.000 --> 0:40:14.120
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna jump off the lane, and you know

0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:16.200
<v Speaker 2>what people did to me. The three people behind me

0:40:16.280 --> 0:40:19.080
<v Speaker 2>jumped off from behind me. That on the other lane. Oh,

0:40:19.160 --> 0:40:21.480
<v Speaker 2>they saw the girl was doing the old right this way,

0:40:21.640 --> 0:40:25.480
<v Speaker 2>here we go, Bye bye, thank you for flying Costco.

0:40:25.640 --> 0:40:28.200
<v Speaker 2>Bye bye, Wow, you have a receipt and a cart,

0:40:28.320 --> 0:40:31.239
<v Speaker 2>bye bye, bye bye bye. You could have walked out

0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:35.680
<v Speaker 2>with watermelons and television sets and five pounds gawns of

0:40:35.760 --> 0:40:40.120
<v Speaker 2>mayo that wouldn't have matted clothing. A washing machine could

0:40:40.160 --> 0:40:50.000
<v Speaker 2>have just right out. Wow, the other girl welcome? Is

0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:53.960
<v Speaker 2>that the nine ounce or is it the seven ounce? Which? Ah? Uh?

0:40:54.280 --> 0:40:57.719
<v Speaker 2>So in that case, the good employees suck because they're

0:40:57.760 --> 0:41:00.279
<v Speaker 2>checking everything. The employ suck. Yeah, they just checking. Wait,

0:41:00.360 --> 0:41:03.120
<v Speaker 2>you know, hold on here, your receipt is a mile long.

0:41:04.040 --> 0:41:06.680
<v Speaker 2>That's aff So yeah, so you know what I want

0:41:06.719 --> 0:41:10.719
<v Speaker 2>the bad What other situations when I want the bad employee? Oh,

0:41:10.760 --> 0:41:12.479
<v Speaker 2>when you go to when you go to a place

0:41:12.520 --> 0:41:17.719
<v Speaker 2>that serves the food like Chipotle, give a shit like yeah, spoons, spoons.

0:41:18.440 --> 0:41:21.360
<v Speaker 3>You know where I want the bad employee as a bartender,

0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:24.400
<v Speaker 3>because the good employee they use the jigger.

0:41:25.520 --> 0:41:29.400
<v Speaker 2>The jigger, what the jigger? Jigger? Who the jigger is?

0:41:29.480 --> 0:41:33.480
<v Speaker 2>The is the double sided silver cup that has uh

0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:35.680
<v Speaker 2>that one side is bigger than the other west side?

0:41:35.960 --> 0:41:38.359
<v Speaker 2>Well well there, yeah, well there are different sides there's

0:41:38.840 --> 0:41:40.680
<v Speaker 2>one one is one ounce, and one is two ounces.

0:41:40.719 --> 0:41:43.680
<v Speaker 2>I think it's for measuring proper liquor.

0:41:44.040 --> 0:41:48.960
<v Speaker 3>Now best used in a cocktail situation where you need

0:41:49.120 --> 0:41:52.080
<v Speaker 3>exact amounts when you're making a complicated cocktail and you

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:53.879
<v Speaker 3>got the shaker going in one hand.

0:41:54.640 --> 0:41:56.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know where I hate when they use that

0:41:57.760 --> 0:42:01.640
<v Speaker 2>rum and coke? Right, vodka? So yeah, I want a

0:42:01.680 --> 0:42:05.200
<v Speaker 2>tito soda. Oh hold on, let me pour this Tito's

0:42:05.640 --> 0:42:08.480
<v Speaker 2>into the jigger to make sure that you your one

0:42:08.520 --> 0:42:12.360
<v Speaker 2>ounce poor is just a one ounce poor. And so

0:42:12.640 --> 0:42:14.839
<v Speaker 2>that's the good employee at the bar. By the way,

0:42:14.960 --> 0:42:17.800
<v Speaker 2>are you pronouncing the r at the end of jigger? Jigger?

0:42:18.520 --> 0:42:21.600
<v Speaker 2>J I G g E R And might that is? That?

0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:26.239
<v Speaker 2>Should be right? Yes? Yeah, So so with the bar

0:42:26.480 --> 0:42:29.200
<v Speaker 2>when the bartender, I'll tell you all the let's go

0:42:29.239 --> 0:42:31.120
<v Speaker 2>to all the places though, hold on, wait, we want

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:32.760
<v Speaker 2>bad employees. I just was let me finish.

0:42:32.880 --> 0:42:35.560
<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to say, you got so the the

0:42:35.680 --> 0:42:39.080
<v Speaker 3>worst the bartender is, the more they don't give a fuck,

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:41.000
<v Speaker 3>so they'll just pour it right out of the bottle.

0:42:41.000 --> 0:42:44.279
<v Speaker 3>They'll quote eyeball it into your glass, which is right,

0:42:44.719 --> 0:42:47.160
<v Speaker 3>and they always overpour, so it's good for the customer,

0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:48.960
<v Speaker 3>bad for the owner.

0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:52.720
<v Speaker 2>But when they're giving you buybacks after one drink, oh right, freebee.

0:42:52.840 --> 0:42:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, so that's where I want the bad employee,

0:42:55.280 --> 0:42:57.480
<v Speaker 2>the good bartender. No, thank you.

0:42:57.680 --> 0:43:00.080
<v Speaker 3>I'll pass on you because you're gonna measure everything and

0:43:00.160 --> 0:43:01.879
<v Speaker 3>I don't. I want to get a little more drunk.

0:43:02.080 --> 0:43:04.719
<v Speaker 3>Then you're gonna make me with a with a you know,

0:43:04.920 --> 0:43:07.120
<v Speaker 3>perfect poor Yeah, I.

0:43:07.200 --> 0:43:08.560
<v Speaker 2>Got, I got two. You want me to do it

0:43:08.600 --> 0:43:15.799
<v Speaker 2>one at a time, okay, bank teller enough said, oh

0:43:16.200 --> 0:43:19.120
<v Speaker 2>that's all discount the money. If I could have change

0:43:19.160 --> 0:43:21.919
<v Speaker 2>of a five please seven, eight, nine, eleven, twelve thirteen.

0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:24.239
<v Speaker 2>I want the girl at the Costco counting out my

0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:30.239
<v Speaker 2>dollar bills. Yeah, yeah, thanks for my five. Also, I

0:43:30.360 --> 0:43:33.480
<v Speaker 2>want someone who's a bad car salesman, bad cars. Well,

0:43:33.760 --> 0:43:35.279
<v Speaker 2>didn't talk to my manager. You can have it for

0:43:35.360 --> 0:43:37.920
<v Speaker 2>twenty one thousand. I need to go in the back. Yeah,

0:43:38.040 --> 0:43:41.200
<v Speaker 2>so basically in any situation. Yeah, we paid twenty one

0:43:41.239 --> 0:43:42.680
<v Speaker 2>thousand for the call. You can have it between one.

0:43:42.760 --> 0:43:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Any retail situation where money's coming out of your pocket.

0:43:45.480 --> 0:43:48.480
<v Speaker 2>You want the bad employee, right, I want the band employee.

0:43:48.520 --> 0:43:50.160
<v Speaker 2>So I wanted to band employee cost go today and

0:43:50.160 --> 0:43:51.680
<v Speaker 2>I didn't get it. You know where I want a

0:43:51.680 --> 0:44:00.480
<v Speaker 2>good employee airline pilot, yeah, hospital, yeah, good employe please yeah,

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:07.200
<v Speaker 2>good employee absolutely, yeah. Yeah, truck driver, truck driver on

0:44:07.239 --> 0:44:11.799
<v Speaker 2>the road next to it. Yeah. Good employee, yeah, good employee. Yeah,

0:44:11.840 --> 0:44:14.680
<v Speaker 2>thanks all right. Also, when I go to a restaurant

0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:16.839
<v Speaker 2>in order nachos without scallions, I would like a good

0:44:16.840 --> 0:44:20.640
<v Speaker 2>employee please the same right, and uh, chef, the person

0:44:20.719 --> 0:44:22.840
<v Speaker 2>cooking my food. I want the good employee because I

0:44:22.920 --> 0:44:26.720
<v Speaker 2>want my food to taste great, less filling. Yeah, absolutely,

0:44:26.840 --> 0:44:30.279
<v Speaker 2>chef is good. Oh a strip club, Oh yeah, give

0:44:30.320 --> 0:44:32.680
<v Speaker 2>me the good employee. Oh you want to bat you

0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:35.440
<v Speaker 2>want a batty? By the way, is there Hawk two

0:44:35.480 --> 0:44:37.759
<v Speaker 2>in the champagne room? I don't know. I don't think

0:44:37.760 --> 0:44:41.279
<v Speaker 2>there's Hawk to it. Get it right, bro, it's Hawk

0:44:41.440 --> 0:44:45.120
<v Speaker 2>tour Oh. I'm sorry I have to perfectly quote some

0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:53.200
<v Speaker 2>drunk dits from Tiktokha thek tour ty. Yeah.

0:44:53.920 --> 0:44:58.959
<v Speaker 3>So I'm gonna go ahead and not release this until

0:44:59.040 --> 0:45:01.399
<v Speaker 3>seven thirty pm because I want to talk about something

0:45:01.440 --> 0:45:02.600
<v Speaker 3>that's happening at seven.

0:45:02.480 --> 0:45:06.399
<v Speaker 2>Thirty pm if I can, Okay, I'm going to put

0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:07.640
<v Speaker 2>a time on. But all the people that want to

0:45:07.640 --> 0:45:09.319
<v Speaker 2>hear you this at five o'clock when they're driving down.

0:45:09.440 --> 0:45:12.640
<v Speaker 2>I know, but I can't blow a surprise as a surprise,

0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:14.880
<v Speaker 2>and I want to talk about it because I want

0:45:14.920 --> 0:45:16.200
<v Speaker 2>your opinion on it. Put that at the end and

0:45:16.280 --> 0:45:18.000
<v Speaker 2>tell people, Okay, no no, no, no, no.

0:45:18.000 --> 0:45:20.320
<v Speaker 3>No, no, we gotta I'm gonna I'm gonna set this

0:45:20.920 --> 0:45:23.640
<v Speaker 3>auto set seven seven A clause.

0:45:23.840 --> 0:45:25.680
<v Speaker 2>Are you having an appearance on the Jersey short No?

0:45:25.880 --> 0:45:26.239
<v Speaker 1>No, no no.

0:45:26.440 --> 0:45:29.279
<v Speaker 3>So by the time you hear this, the surprise will

0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:33.919
<v Speaker 3>be blown. But my buddy Jason Smaller, my buddy Jason

0:45:33.960 --> 0:45:36.879
<v Speaker 3>Smaller is turning fifty years old and we are going

0:45:36.960 --> 0:45:41.480
<v Speaker 3>to surprise him tonight. Here comes at We're taking him

0:45:41.520 --> 0:45:46.120
<v Speaker 3>to a party. His buddy who owns his partners with

0:45:46.239 --> 0:45:49.880
<v Speaker 3>him in business in the law firm, is throwing the party.

0:45:50.160 --> 0:45:51.680
<v Speaker 2>But his friends and family are going to be there.

0:45:51.719 --> 0:45:53.520
<v Speaker 2>All the Brooklyn boys are going to be there, or

0:45:53.560 --> 0:45:57.759
<v Speaker 2>our Brooklyn crew. Not Brody. Brody doesn't know these people.

0:45:58.000 --> 0:46:00.920
<v Speaker 2>We we and us will be in us Not well,

0:46:00.960 --> 0:46:02.800
<v Speaker 2>it's a different Brooklyn crew, but it's my other Brooks

0:46:02.960 --> 0:46:04.680
<v Speaker 2>stand by, other other Brooklyn friends, the ones that grow.

0:46:04.719 --> 0:46:07.120
<v Speaker 2>By the way, does Jason does Jason listen to this podcast?

0:46:07.560 --> 0:46:10.399
<v Speaker 2>He may, but his daughter's it doesn't matter. Somebody could

0:46:10.440 --> 0:46:12.280
<v Speaker 2>be a dick and then tell him blow the surprise.

0:46:12.320 --> 0:46:16.600
<v Speaker 2>Everybody knows about this party with him. Yes, so you're

0:46:16.640 --> 0:46:20.120
<v Speaker 2>not releasing the podcast to protect one person. Well, someone

0:46:20.200 --> 0:46:23.760
<v Speaker 2>could co tell him. Someone could suck up the surprise. Scary, scary,

0:46:23.840 --> 0:46:26.160
<v Speaker 2>You're about to be surprised. You gonna tell him Shady

0:46:26.239 --> 0:46:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Jue Mobster is gonna find out his number and call

0:46:28.080 --> 0:46:30.920
<v Speaker 2>him anyway. So we're surprised. But here's the thing. It's

0:46:31.000 --> 0:46:33.200
<v Speaker 2>my responsibility to bring Jason into the room.

0:46:33.120 --> 0:46:37.320
<v Speaker 3>At seven thirty. So here's the bit of the issue.

0:46:37.800 --> 0:46:40.040
<v Speaker 3>Jason is a bourbon drinker and I know this. So

0:46:40.120 --> 0:46:43.680
<v Speaker 3>about a month and a half ago, I said to him, Jay, Mike,

0:46:44.520 --> 0:46:48.040
<v Speaker 3>I got this really cool bourbon event going on on Friday,

0:46:48.160 --> 0:46:51.440
<v Speaker 3>June twenty. First, I'm like, do you want you want

0:46:51.480 --> 0:46:54.160
<v Speaker 3>to come with me? I said, Now, I knew nothing

0:46:54.160 --> 0:46:58.280
<v Speaker 3>about berman, so I started googling like expensive, rare bourbons,

0:46:58.400 --> 0:47:00.920
<v Speaker 3>I said, he goes, Dude, he you know I love bourbon,

0:47:00.960 --> 0:47:03.080
<v Speaker 3>I said, I said yeah. I said, Look, my buddy

0:47:03.760 --> 0:47:05.759
<v Speaker 3>is in the liquor business and he's one of the

0:47:05.760 --> 0:47:09.600
<v Speaker 3>people running the event, and we're going to have this thing.

0:47:09.719 --> 0:47:12.120
<v Speaker 3>It's going on on on on the twenty first, on

0:47:12.440 --> 0:47:14.120
<v Speaker 3>the at night. You want you want to be my

0:47:14.320 --> 0:47:16.600
<v Speaker 3>plus one? He's oh, what are they going to have there?

0:47:16.600 --> 0:47:17.800
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, oh, dude, they're going to have like

0:47:17.960 --> 0:47:21.719
<v Speaker 3>Eagle Rare and Pappy Van Winkle. Then I'm reading off

0:47:21.760 --> 0:47:25.520
<v Speaker 3>of like like the most expensive bourbon's out there. Okay,

0:47:25.640 --> 0:47:28.279
<v Speaker 3>and he's he's getting more excited by the minute. He goes, dude,

0:47:28.400 --> 0:47:30.360
<v Speaker 3>don't say anything else. He goes, I'm putting it on

0:47:30.440 --> 0:47:32.319
<v Speaker 3>my calendar. It's the only day that I have off,

0:47:32.600 --> 0:47:34.040
<v Speaker 3>the only day that I don't have anything going on.

0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:36.359
<v Speaker 3>It's on the calendar a month and a half ago,

0:47:37.360 --> 0:47:40.120
<v Speaker 3>since that moment. His actual birthday, it's in a couple

0:47:40.160 --> 0:47:40.479
<v Speaker 3>of weeks.

0:47:40.680 --> 0:47:43.759
<v Speaker 2>That's irrelevant. Oh so it's not even close. Yeah, that's irrelevant.

0:47:44.760 --> 0:47:49.640
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, well, right, The point is he told me,

0:47:50.280 --> 0:47:52.440
<v Speaker 3>he's he's followed up with me two to three more

0:47:52.520 --> 0:47:53.479
<v Speaker 3>times about this event.

0:47:53.760 --> 0:47:54.720
<v Speaker 2>He is so hooked.

0:47:55.120 --> 0:47:57.480
<v Speaker 3>He's got no clue that he's going to be surprised.

0:47:58.200 --> 0:48:00.960
<v Speaker 3>But because he's such a bourbon kind of and he

0:48:01.120 --> 0:48:04.160
<v Speaker 3>knows this is a quote expensive ticket is this guy.

0:48:05.920 --> 0:48:09.839
<v Speaker 2>Is he gonna be fucking disappointed? He thinks we're walking

0:48:09.920 --> 0:48:12.759
<v Speaker 2>into a room. Because this is what's going through my

0:48:12.840 --> 0:48:15.239
<v Speaker 2>head now. He even like followed up a spensive bottle

0:48:15.239 --> 0:48:18.360
<v Speaker 2>of bourbon for him. Yesterday he was telling me, he's like,

0:48:18.640 --> 0:48:20.560
<v Speaker 2>he goes, dude, we're still on for tomorrow night, right

0:48:21.040 --> 0:48:23.040
<v Speaker 2>Friday night. I said, yeah, we're on, We're on. He's

0:48:23.040 --> 0:48:26.040
<v Speaker 2>all right, man, can't wait, Man, see you there, because

0:48:26.040 --> 0:48:28.200
<v Speaker 2>I'll seeing so. So I'm bringing him in. I'm bringing

0:48:28.239 --> 0:48:30.120
<v Speaker 2>him to a restaurant first, and I'm gonna walk him

0:48:30.160 --> 0:48:32.880
<v Speaker 2>in when it's time. But I'm getting nervous now that

0:48:33.400 --> 0:48:36.880
<v Speaker 2>because he's so looking forward to drinking this rare bourbon,

0:48:37.080 --> 0:48:39.480
<v Speaker 2>these rare bourbons that we're gonna walk in and ask

0:48:39.520 --> 0:48:42.040
<v Speaker 2>you for a website till he can. You know, he's

0:48:42.120 --> 0:48:44.360
<v Speaker 2>not that guy, but he you know, has nothing to

0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:47.279
<v Speaker 2>do with him being like suspect. He has bought hook

0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Line and Sinker into this fucking plan. So we're gonna

0:48:50.280 --> 0:48:53.399
<v Speaker 2>walk in and now I'm gonna be like married of course, yes,

0:48:53.840 --> 0:48:55.600
<v Speaker 2>is his wife's gonna have a couple of really expensive

0:48:55.640 --> 0:48:57.120
<v Speaker 2>bottles of bourbon there for him. I feel like I

0:48:57.160 --> 0:49:00.000
<v Speaker 2>need to tell her to bring something. You better tell him, becau.

0:49:00.000 --> 0:49:01.719
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna walk in there and go, what am I?

0:49:02.560 --> 0:49:05.960
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be surprise, is gonna be fifty people surprise,

0:49:06.520 --> 0:49:08.120
<v Speaker 2>and then all the surprise. The event you thought you

0:49:08.160 --> 0:49:10.719
<v Speaker 2>were going to is not here, right, But it's a

0:49:10.800 --> 0:49:13.279
<v Speaker 2>surprise party for him. So what I'm saying is is

0:49:13.400 --> 0:49:15.319
<v Speaker 2>the fact that the gift is not there. He wants

0:49:15.400 --> 0:49:19.399
<v Speaker 2>the bourbon. You fucked him, You fucked yourself. He's gonna

0:49:19.400 --> 0:49:21.320
<v Speaker 2>walk in and go, okay, great, where's the bourbon? You're like,

0:49:21.400 --> 0:49:24.480
<v Speaker 2>no bourbon? No, but but but then he'll understand that

0:49:24.560 --> 0:49:27.279
<v Speaker 2>I needed to create a lie to get him into this,

0:49:27.680 --> 0:49:29.879
<v Speaker 2>to lure him in, to get him into the room,

0:49:30.400 --> 0:49:33.560
<v Speaker 2>and and mission accomplished, and he's surrounded by his friends

0:49:33.600 --> 0:49:36.080
<v Speaker 2>and family, some people who flow up from other cities

0:49:36.120 --> 0:49:42.360
<v Speaker 2>are there, and everything Rip Van Winkle, Pappy happy Van Winkle, whatever,

0:49:43.280 --> 0:49:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Pappy Van you better, you better have, you better have

0:49:45.239 --> 0:49:47.919
<v Speaker 2>at least one bottle of something for him. Holy shit.

0:49:48.120 --> 0:49:50.719
<v Speaker 2>So I'm thinking, like, dude, what if he's fucking disappointed

0:49:50.800 --> 0:49:54.560
<v Speaker 2>and like, surprise, imagine scary you told me like, hey, listen,

0:49:54.760 --> 0:49:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I got I got a meet and greet with kiss,

0:49:57.440 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 2>and I'm hosting it. I want you to come and kiss.

0:50:00.120 --> 0:50:01.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna be kiss. This

0:50:01.600 --> 0:50:03.360
<v Speaker 2>is great. Then I show up and like my cousins

0:50:03.480 --> 0:50:06.719
<v Speaker 2>there like, what the fuck is kiss? That's exactly your

0:50:06.800 --> 0:50:09.760
<v Speaker 2>fucking cousins. You're like, but look, your cousin is wearing makeup.

0:50:09.800 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 2>That's something the same thing scary, right, No, no, no,

0:50:14.280 --> 0:50:16.080
<v Speaker 2>uh uh no, you are.

0:50:16.760 --> 0:50:20.320
<v Speaker 3>He sees his family all the time. But yeah, but

0:50:20.400 --> 0:50:22.400
<v Speaker 3>some of us flew up. There's gonna be people there

0:50:22.440 --> 0:50:25.279
<v Speaker 3>from other cities. I got boy baldfrek Grannie's flying in

0:50:25.320 --> 0:50:27.920
<v Speaker 3>from Nashville. My friend Nicole's flying from Charlotte. So you

0:50:28.040 --> 0:50:29.000
<v Speaker 3>can't tell me he's.

0:50:28.840 --> 0:50:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Not gonna like they better have some suspensive bourbon with them,

0:50:31.800 --> 0:50:37.680
<v Speaker 2>some some bappy man with Nashville. Yeah, holy shit. He

0:50:37.719 --> 0:50:39.320
<v Speaker 2>you know he's gonna do, is gonna huck to and

0:50:39.440 --> 0:50:46.839
<v Speaker 2>walk to heell? Wow, wow, you set yourself up. I mean,

0:50:46.880 --> 0:50:48.880
<v Speaker 2>whose idea was this? Mine? Yours?

0:50:48.960 --> 0:50:52.319
<v Speaker 3>Right, it was my idea. Then you're hold on there.

0:50:52.400 --> 0:50:55.360
<v Speaker 3>His buddy and his wife put it on me to

0:50:55.440 --> 0:50:57.200
<v Speaker 3>get him. Be goes, oh, you're getting him into the room.

0:50:57.239 --> 0:50:59.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, me, So that's the best thing I could

0:50:59.640 --> 0:50:59.920
<v Speaker 3>come up with.

0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:08.759
<v Speaker 2>No, you're gonna owe him something. You're gonna owe him

0:51:08.760 --> 0:51:10.920
<v Speaker 2>a bourbon fest that coming up, like tasting or something.

0:51:11.520 --> 0:51:13.319
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna be What if he like, does he smoke

0:51:13.360 --> 0:51:15.320
<v Speaker 2>cigars when he when he drinks bourbon. He's not a cigar.

0:51:15.600 --> 0:51:19.719
<v Speaker 2>He's okay, But what if he's like fantasizing, like, oh

0:51:19.800 --> 0:51:21.520
<v Speaker 2>my god, I can't wait till I'm gonna have the

0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:24.440
<v Speaker 2>best night of my life. I'm gonna be drinking free bourbon,

0:51:24.560 --> 0:51:27.239
<v Speaker 2>my favorite stuff I've dreamed about having. Yeah, he's never

0:51:27.320 --> 0:51:30.000
<v Speaker 2>had some of this stuff. And also, there's gonna be

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:32.000
<v Speaker 2>I told him it was gonna I said, I said

0:51:32.239 --> 0:51:35.320
<v Speaker 2>the distillery they want to I said, they want to

0:51:35.320 --> 0:51:38.080
<v Speaker 2>sample new product and test it out like unreleased product.

0:51:38.560 --> 0:51:40.920
<v Speaker 2>So he thinks he's getting the exclusive on some.

0:51:41.040 --> 0:51:43.360
<v Speaker 3>Of these tastes, on some of these bourbons that aren't

0:51:43.360 --> 0:51:44.600
<v Speaker 3>even released in the public yet.

0:51:45.520 --> 0:51:47.839
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna be telling his buddies he's gonna go to work,

0:51:48.840 --> 0:51:51.279
<v Speaker 2>which what was the best bourbon He told everybody that

0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:57.400
<v Speaker 2>he was going to this thing. Wow, listen, great idea,

0:51:57.520 --> 0:52:00.719
<v Speaker 2>but poor execution. I'm sorry. He's gonna look around He's

0:52:00.800 --> 0:52:02.120
<v Speaker 2>the first thing he's gonna do is go, oh my god,

0:52:02.160 --> 0:52:04.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm so surprised. They look around the room for the bourbon.

0:52:04.800 --> 0:52:07.080
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna think it's a bourbon event that his family

0:52:07.200 --> 0:52:14.640
<v Speaker 2>is at. Siri and Brodie. All right, Bertie, you have

0:52:14.840 --> 0:52:16.440
<v Speaker 2>time for the I think it is. But did you

0:52:16.560 --> 0:52:19.640
<v Speaker 2>have another song that you were gonna drop on us?

0:52:19.680 --> 0:52:21.160
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna gonna drop it like it's hot or is

0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:23.640
<v Speaker 2>that was it? No? I have I have a special song,

0:52:23.719 --> 0:52:25.840
<v Speaker 2>a vacation song that I'm gonna release while you're on

0:52:26.160 --> 0:52:28.480
<v Speaker 2>wherever you are, right, So all right, So before we

0:52:28.560 --> 0:52:29.680
<v Speaker 2>get into that, we're gonna leave it.

0:52:29.760 --> 0:52:32.520
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna leave you with the montage from our boy

0:52:32.680 --> 0:52:35.880
<v Speaker 3>Adam Geg thank you again for for putting together the

0:52:35.960 --> 0:52:38.719
<v Speaker 3>best the highlights of our last couple of last one

0:52:38.760 --> 0:52:42.600
<v Speaker 3>hundred episodes. But before we do that, just a little scheduling,

0:52:42.800 --> 0:52:45.200
<v Speaker 3>little housekeeping here, and then I have I have a

0:52:45.239 --> 0:52:46.200
<v Speaker 3>request ahead.

0:52:46.440 --> 0:52:49.960
<v Speaker 2>So I'm going away. I'm going to uh Costa Rica,

0:52:50.280 --> 0:52:54.000
<v Speaker 2>followed by a family vacation again to the Bahamas Bahamar

0:52:54.160 --> 0:52:56.000
<v Speaker 2>with again with the family, and then I'm gonna be

0:52:56.000 --> 0:52:58.680
<v Speaker 2>at the Jersey Shore for for the fourth of July

0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:03.960
<v Speaker 2>week weekend with Robin and we're gonna be so I'm

0:53:04.040 --> 0:53:04.799
<v Speaker 2>not coming back.

0:53:05.000 --> 0:53:08.480
<v Speaker 3>I seriously won't see my apartment until like July sixth,

0:53:08.600 --> 0:53:10.200
<v Speaker 3>or it's gonna be crazy.

0:53:10.320 --> 0:53:12.160
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna six to seven. You know where Scary lives.

0:53:12.200 --> 0:53:14.600
<v Speaker 2>You can have a six point four million dollar entertainment system.

0:53:15.160 --> 0:53:16.800
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, So for two weeks, the Morning Show is

0:53:16.800 --> 0:53:18.640
<v Speaker 2>going on vacation. Elvis ran the Big Show where we're

0:53:18.640 --> 0:53:20.880
<v Speaker 2>our wife for two weeks. Elvis is going to Bali

0:53:21.160 --> 0:53:25.480
<v Speaker 2>and he's going to going to Singapore. Everyone's going all

0:53:25.480 --> 0:53:28.279
<v Speaker 2>over the place anyway. The point is, everyone, this is

0:53:28.360 --> 0:53:28.879
<v Speaker 2>our two.

0:53:28.800 --> 0:53:31.320
<v Speaker 3>Week break which we take every year, which we're forced

0:53:31.360 --> 0:53:34.080
<v Speaker 3>to take because our union says we have to take

0:53:34.200 --> 0:53:34.520
<v Speaker 3>your head.

0:53:35.040 --> 0:53:37.120
<v Speaker 2>Union says we have to take anyway. So we are

0:53:37.200 --> 0:53:40.319
<v Speaker 2>going away. So in its place, going away for two weeks. Yes,

0:53:40.440 --> 0:53:43.160
<v Speaker 2>in its place, I will release an episode with the

0:53:43.280 --> 0:53:46.200
<v Speaker 2>full versions of all of the three hundred episode songs,

0:53:46.560 --> 0:53:50.200
<v Speaker 2>and then I will release another another episode, just another

0:53:50.239 --> 0:53:54.760
<v Speaker 2>bonus episode with a special vacation song that I put together.

0:53:54.920 --> 0:53:56.600
<v Speaker 2>So this is a separatehab you'll enjoy. I mean, it'll

0:53:56.600 --> 0:53:58.080
<v Speaker 2>be a couple of minutes out of your life. Okay,

0:53:58.600 --> 0:54:00.520
<v Speaker 2>I'll be numbered. It won't be episode three want and

0:54:00.680 --> 0:54:02.920
<v Speaker 2>just be some bonus content fee to listen to do

0:54:02.920 --> 0:54:03.440
<v Speaker 2>if you choose to.

0:54:03.640 --> 0:54:06.200
<v Speaker 3>All right, so yeah, now me, what about my my schedule?

0:54:06.680 --> 0:54:09.200
<v Speaker 3>H well, i'd like that was my question, Brody. What

0:54:09.440 --> 0:54:11.200
<v Speaker 3>where are you doing for your brain your vacation?

0:54:11.440 --> 0:54:13.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, in addition to the fact, I will be at

0:54:13.440 --> 0:54:18.080
<v Speaker 2>the my New Townhome Complex pool It opens officially seven

0:54:18.120 --> 0:54:20.920
<v Speaker 2>days a week as of tomorrow, I will be poolside

0:54:21.000 --> 0:54:24.520
<v Speaker 2>every day regardless of the weather. But tomorrow Saturday to

0:54:24.600 --> 0:54:28.279
<v Speaker 2>twenty second, I will be at Mammoth Racetrack in New

0:54:28.360 --> 0:54:32.720
<v Speaker 2>Jersey at the New Jersey Pizza Festival, eating pizza.

0:54:33.040 --> 0:54:35.719
<v Speaker 3>Gotta be honest, like a madman, very jealous because I

0:54:35.840 --> 0:54:37.400
<v Speaker 3>saw some of the places that are showing up, and

0:54:37.440 --> 0:54:38.440
<v Speaker 3>I saw some of the previews.

0:54:38.520 --> 0:54:42.759
<v Speaker 2>God, Brooklyn Square will be and Toronto's and oh my god.

0:54:43.000 --> 0:54:45.839
<v Speaker 2>And I'll be wearing my Brooklyn Boys pizza shirt. I'll

0:54:45.880 --> 0:54:48.080
<v Speaker 2>be easy to spot. How clever is that? And there's

0:54:48.120 --> 0:54:53.080
<v Speaker 2>tickets available for this too, Yes, NJ Pizza Festival dot com,

0:54:53.120 --> 0:54:54.920
<v Speaker 2>I think, but I keep tweeting out the link and

0:54:55.000 --> 0:54:57.359
<v Speaker 2>I keep posting link on Instagram. It's at the Search

0:54:57.440 --> 0:54:59.640
<v Speaker 2>New Jersey piece. It's an open it's an open event.

0:55:00.000 --> 0:55:01.960
<v Speaker 2>It's at Mammoth Park Racetrack and it's from eleven to

0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:04.960
<v Speaker 2>six and you just show up and you can buy

0:55:05.000 --> 0:55:07.520
<v Speaker 2>tickets there. But I do believe that you have to

0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:11.640
<v Speaker 2>pay for pizza right per pizza. The admission just gets

0:55:11.640 --> 0:55:14.320
<v Speaker 2>you to the into the racetrack to be bucks for

0:55:14.440 --> 0:55:17.080
<v Speaker 2>like sample slices. It's not gonna be ten dollars. It's

0:55:17.080 --> 0:55:19.480
<v Speaker 2>not gonna be ten dollars a slice. No, no, no, no, no, no,

0:55:19.600 --> 0:55:20.959
<v Speaker 2>it's not I don't get a misquote, but I believe

0:55:21.000 --> 0:55:23.600
<v Speaker 2>it's a few dollars for like, yeah, sample sized slices

0:55:23.640 --> 0:55:26.400
<v Speaker 2>you can eat like from everybody. Yeah, it's gonna be good.

0:55:26.400 --> 0:55:28.640
<v Speaker 2>And it's even one place bringing New Haven style pizza.

0:55:28.719 --> 0:55:30.160
<v Speaker 2>So if you're a big fan of New Haven style,

0:55:30.560 --> 0:55:32.400
<v Speaker 2>I believe there will be a New Haven style pizza there.

0:55:32.480 --> 0:55:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna get on the MI C or what not?

0:55:34.200 --> 0:55:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Peas you can get on the M I S, M

0:55:36.040 --> 0:55:38.319
<v Speaker 2>I C the mic. No, I'm not getting on the mic.

0:55:38.360 --> 0:55:40.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm not putting the hunk in the bunker, okay now,

0:55:40.280 --> 0:55:43.800
<v Speaker 2>but I am part of the VIP staffing. Actually what

0:55:43.840 --> 0:55:46.680
<v Speaker 2>they're calling me is I'm one of the influencers. I'll

0:55:47.000 --> 0:55:49.600
<v Speaker 2>take pictures and video and it are you gonna are

0:55:49.640 --> 0:55:52.480
<v Speaker 2>you bringing a guest plus one? I am bringing a

0:55:52.520 --> 0:55:54.480
<v Speaker 2>plus one. I'm bringing my one of my one of

0:55:54.520 --> 0:55:56.560
<v Speaker 2>my cousins. Okay, good, and the two of us will

0:55:56.560 --> 0:56:00.080
<v Speaker 2>be eating pizza, all right, and then after that, you

0:56:00.120 --> 0:56:03.600
<v Speaker 2>know what we're gonna do? What eat more pizza? Let

0:56:03.640 --> 0:56:05.600
<v Speaker 2>me know how it is. Change from my I may

0:56:05.719 --> 0:56:07.680
<v Speaker 2>change to my Brooklyn Boys shirt into my Brooklyn Boy

0:56:07.760 --> 0:56:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Slices shirt. It's both appropriate. Look out, I may do that.

0:56:11.600 --> 0:56:14.880
<v Speaker 2>Now we get this montage, Yeah, we got this. It

0:56:15.040 --> 0:56:17.400
<v Speaker 2>captures our show. I think Adam gag he did a

0:56:17.480 --> 0:56:19.680
<v Speaker 2>fantastic job. Thank you so much forget a Way to

0:56:20.320 --> 0:56:23.680
<v Speaker 2>thank him properly, and Michael as well for your your

0:56:24.000 --> 0:56:25.400
<v Speaker 2>f U list. We appreciate it. And if you're going

0:56:25.440 --> 0:56:27.600
<v Speaker 2>to leave it, talk license. Thank you for three hundred episodes.

0:56:27.640 --> 0:56:30.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm supporting us and Slice time. Yeah no, really no,

0:56:30.640 --> 0:56:32.680
<v Speaker 2>this has been amazing and if we can get the

0:56:32.719 --> 0:56:36.000
<v Speaker 2>word out to more people to spread the love, spread love,

0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:36.920
<v Speaker 2>it's the Brooklyn way.

0:56:37.080 --> 0:56:40.600
<v Speaker 3>Hello, let's get let's get more people listening to this podcast.

0:56:40.680 --> 0:56:43.960
<v Speaker 3>As we eumbark on another three hundred episodes together. And

0:56:44.239 --> 0:56:47.080
<v Speaker 3>if you want to comment on this episode and leave

0:56:47.080 --> 0:56:50.800
<v Speaker 3>a talk back, don't do it just yet. Wait until

0:56:51.520 --> 0:56:54.120
<v Speaker 3>let's say, let's call it the week.

0:56:53.960 --> 0:56:54.600
<v Speaker 2>Of July fourth.

0:56:54.960 --> 0:56:57.360
<v Speaker 3>July first, you can leave it because I know they

0:56:57.640 --> 0:57:00.560
<v Speaker 3>because it'll expire by the time we listened away, right, so.

0:57:00.640 --> 0:57:02.719
<v Speaker 2>Try to remember what you were excited about to leave

0:57:02.760 --> 0:57:03.319
<v Speaker 2>us a talk back.

0:57:03.480 --> 0:57:06.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, July, start leaving your talkbacks for this episode on

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<v Speaker 3>July first, twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, enjoy the montage everyone, and thanks

0:57:11.640 --> 0:57:21.040
<v Speaker 2>for everything. We are back. This is an event the

0:57:21.200 --> 0:57:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Private event Invite. We'll be flying

0:57:26.960 --> 0:57:32.200
<v Speaker 2>in Spearmint Rhino Entertainers so to celebrate and opening on

0:57:32.240 --> 0:57:34.920
<v Speaker 2>the twenty eighth Grand all say grand opening.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I'm thinking about our old school Z one hundred

0:57:43.480 --> 0:57:45.680
<v Speaker 3>dinner that we're going to be having. What who are

0:57:45.720 --> 0:57:47.240
<v Speaker 3>we thinking about for this time around?

0:57:47.720 --> 0:57:50.280
<v Speaker 4>So scary you me?

0:57:51.800 --> 0:57:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Sal Brandon, Bernie would love to get Greg and Cubby.

0:57:55.200 --> 0:57:58.560
<v Speaker 2>Brian's coming into town that weekend. Yeah, but yeah, it's

0:57:58.640 --> 0:58:01.080
<v Speaker 2>the usual. So you're came with Brody. Then I'm going

0:58:01.120 --> 0:58:03.560
<v Speaker 2>to invite Brody. No, Brody, is he on the line

0:58:03.600 --> 0:58:04.200
<v Speaker 2>with us right now?

0:58:05.360 --> 0:58:05.400
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:58:07.680 --> 0:58:09.720
<v Speaker 2>Is there anybody else on the planet you could have

0:58:09.800 --> 0:58:15.120
<v Speaker 2>mentioned other than me, Josh, I'm not saying that. Sometimes

0:58:15.120 --> 0:58:16.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't have to cut a dingle berry off my

0:58:16.600 --> 0:58:19.200
<v Speaker 2>bijon's ass. Oh. Sometimes it's like a little chocolate chip.

0:58:19.240 --> 0:58:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, little chocolate chips.

0:58:21.120 --> 0:58:21.400
<v Speaker 4>He goes.

0:58:21.560 --> 0:58:23.400
<v Speaker 2>You see, always look at the chocolate chip. He did

0:58:23.520 --> 0:58:26.439
<v Speaker 2>snip it off right. Brooklyn was sponsored by Nestle's toll

0:58:26.520 --> 0:58:30.640
<v Speaker 2>House coal House. No, it's more like whole house. Hello Hio, Yeah,

0:58:30.760 --> 0:58:35.280
<v Speaker 2>hashtag whole house. The real action started when I flew

0:58:35.400 --> 0:58:38.480
<v Speaker 2>to Cartagena, because as soon as you walk outside, their

0:58:38.560 --> 0:58:42.920
<v Speaker 2>panhandlers everywhere. My buddy left his iPhone thirteen in his

0:58:43.040 --> 0:58:46.160
<v Speaker 2>back pocket, so a seven year old kid popped the

0:58:46.240 --> 0:58:48.600
<v Speaker 2>phone out of his pocket. They fucking bolted, and my

0:58:48.760 --> 0:58:51.480
<v Speaker 2>one friend thought he was gonna be a nice guy

0:58:51.720 --> 0:58:53.720
<v Speaker 2>and get him. Was handed his phone over to the locals.

0:58:53.920 --> 0:58:56.280
<v Speaker 2>Well he might as well have. He pulls out a

0:58:56.400 --> 0:58:59.480
<v Speaker 2>lot of fucking cash from his pocket. What to give

0:58:59.560 --> 0:59:01.280
<v Speaker 2>to the kid. It's because kid wanted to some kid

0:59:01.360 --> 0:59:05.160
<v Speaker 2>wanted to play a dice game. Oh, your tourists three

0:59:05.640 --> 0:59:08.120
<v Speaker 2>people are coming New York and play three card Monty most.

0:59:08.320 --> 0:59:10.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna blanket this and I know this is

0:59:10.200 --> 0:59:12.680
<v Speaker 2>people that are Colombian goes a blanket there was. This

0:59:12.760 --> 0:59:15.120
<v Speaker 2>has been brought to you by the Cardaina turresan board,

0:59:17.680 --> 0:59:22.400
<v Speaker 2>Scary Jones from the streets, from the hood getting boattocks. Okay,

0:59:22.440 --> 0:59:29.560
<v Speaker 2>we'll wait a second. I got the Zeeman Zeman, so

0:59:30.520 --> 0:59:36.240
<v Speaker 2>they injected me with Zeeman. All right, it's so funny,

0:59:37.040 --> 0:59:40.040
<v Speaker 2>you got a Zeeman facial. I'll just sit here and

0:59:40.080 --> 0:59:44.960
<v Speaker 2>I'll wait until you finish your jokes. I'm finding it

0:59:45.120 --> 0:59:51.200
<v Speaker 2>very hard to swallow this whole Zeman story. Danks. No.

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<v Speaker 2>When I got into the Blue Lagoon shower locker room,

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<v Speaker 2>h I had my method of how I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to get around the nudity of it. There was like

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<v Speaker 2>there was man ass everywhere. They were just like dropping trowel.

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<v Speaker 2>I had like ballsack in my face. I saw the

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<v Speaker 2>hand What right? What ride did you go on? Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>The locker room was. I couldn't believe you're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>kiss the Blonnie stones while you were there. If I

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<v Speaker 2>went into a ball uptown and I was the only

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<v Speaker 2>white guy, am I killing it is he killing it

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<v Speaker 2>with the black ladies. Look, I have to fit Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>Is black girl handsome? Though? What the what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>What does that mean? That's my new Twitter handle? White

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<v Speaker 2>girl average looking, but black girl handsome? God?

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<v Speaker 4>Got hit?

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<v Speaker 2>I got I was having sex this woman would would

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<v Speaker 2>not lock her dog up, and then the dog jumps

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<v Speaker 2>on the bed and next thing you know, the dog

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<v Speaker 2>licked my asshole. Whoa what the was that? Holy shit?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my God, and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>I just felt, what the fuck? You gotta you gotta

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<v Speaker 2>rin tintin jobs. You have the return of Katie Babs.

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<v Speaker 2>Katie Blabs over a body, Katie Babs. And guess what,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not hungover from Las.

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<v Speaker 4>Vegas because I got one of those liquid ivs put

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<v Speaker 4>in my arm.

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<v Speaker 2>Where else would you put the ivy in your fucking eyeball?

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<v Speaker 2>I put the IV in my arm, man, because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>fucking crazy like that, right, And I didn't get hungover

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm fucking rad. Katie Babs. Scary Jones came in

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<v Speaker 2>wearing a shirt that said Jimmy Hendricks on It. Scary

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<v Speaker 2>Jones does not like Jimmy hendricks Scary Jones I said,

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<v Speaker 2>scary name three Jimmy Hendrick songs. Guess what he could

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<v Speaker 2>not I said, I said purple Haze, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>started grappling. Yeah, I couldn't. My mind couldn't think. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm yes, I know I could sing his songs. Hey Joe,

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Joe. That's it. And we go to see a

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<v Speaker 2>play called Take Me Out. There are two scenes of

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<v Speaker 2>full on male nudity. It's a it's a it's a

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<v Speaker 2>pot pourri penis. It's a penis potpourri. There's a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of guys on the stage on the right side who

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<v Speaker 2>are not a threat to me. And then there's an

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<v Speaker 2>actor in the play. He's got some big deal energy,

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<v Speaker 2>big deal energy, and he's on the left side of

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<v Speaker 2>the stage. I'm trying desperately to get my wife's attention

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<v Speaker 2>to look to the right. Did you see anything up there?

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<v Speaker 4>She liked.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say, hopefully not. Let me get some audio here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, I feel better tomorrow when I use tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>What's with the booze dust? So if they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>ye't do it like that, like over accentuate bruise dust.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now they're offering twenty percent hit no with bitch

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<v Speaker 2>hit this. I'm sorry, bitch coat the jingle not cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a bird expert per se, but I watch,

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<v Speaker 2>say I watch the only thing you know about birds

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<v Speaker 2>is when you cover them in sauce and cheese. I

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<v Speaker 2>watch a lot of bird videos.

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<v Speaker 3>The gray ones, the gray ones, talk some of them

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<v Speaker 3>the African and all you have all the name of

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<v Speaker 3>the African gray that would a minute, the African gray?

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<v Speaker 2>If what if there was another gray? Don't go there, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not going to my man the African gray.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm thinking you are gonna do. You're a douche.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm literally trying to redo my bathroom. I've lived here

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<v Speaker 3>for quite a long time. Right, it's time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well how much did they quote you? How much they

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<v Speaker 2>they want? Fucking twelve dollars? That fuck? They said to

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<v Speaker 2>me this, he goes. You want a toilet that screws

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<v Speaker 2>into the wall and doesn't touch the floor, toilet, the

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<v Speaker 2>floating total A floater. I don't have. The only floaters

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<v Speaker 2>I want is in the toilet. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>floating toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>You heard about chat GPT, right, you know what this is?

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<v Speaker 3>Chat jipp It could write a song. I could write

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<v Speaker 3>a hit song. Say, write a song that's gonna sell

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<v Speaker 3>a million copies.

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<v Speaker 2>Woo is the best, funnier than the rest. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>a clever guy. The made this song with Ai. It's right, skin,

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<v Speaker 2>you're an asshole? Was that necessary? There's two guys behind

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<v Speaker 2>the counter selling shirts, so I'm like, I think that's

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<v Speaker 2>Steve I son fire right, because yeah, you call me so,

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<v Speaker 2>he says to me, listen, after the show, my father

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<v Speaker 2>will stop and take pictures in meat people get out,

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<v Speaker 2>gives me the shirt. He turns the digital screen around

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<v Speaker 2>for the tip. Oh, his father's name is on the shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>He's getting paid and he's rich. The dilemma is he

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<v Speaker 2>gave you a tip.

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<v Speaker 4>A tip for what.

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<v Speaker 2>I think. If you're getting a tattoo under your boob,

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<v Speaker 2>be your boob, around your boob you get, I call

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<v Speaker 2>it a tiptoo. What about a bag two? That's a

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<v Speaker 2>twat two? Oh, oh my god, you're went there. I had, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I had at a better name than you. Gave it

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<v Speaker 2>a minute, I got another one. But if you get

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<v Speaker 2>a tattoo between you button and you and your privates,

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<v Speaker 2>a taint to a taint too. I had a family.

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<v Speaker 2>They were there an hour. Scary. I see the guy

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<v Speaker 2>go into my bathroom. He sits down on the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy took a ship in your toilet. He went

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<v Speaker 2>into my bathroom, my private bathroom. I hid every roll

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<v Speaker 2>of toilet paper and every box of tissues in He

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<v Speaker 2>wiped his on your towel. I don't know what I

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<v Speaker 2>hid the towels. There was nothing to wipe with. One

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<v Speaker 2>of your dogs, brown dogs in my car genius dog

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<v Speaker 2>kill my joke. You fuck Mario Carbone, the owner of

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<v Speaker 2>Sidel's studio. I have to say, this is the first

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<v Speaker 2>time I think I'm right upset. I'm not gonna be there.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to tell him to his face not

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<v Speaker 2>to put so much fucking dill in the Mazi ball soup.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, there's nothing more Jewish sounding than

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<v Speaker 2>Mario Carbone. If the Mario wasn't enough, Carbone certainly is

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<v Speaker 2>I arrest my case, Julia? Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Michael McDonald, he's white. Michael McDonald is why you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know Michael McDonald was white? From the Dewbie Brothers. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not Doobie and the brothers. Michael McDonald. Neither of those

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<v Speaker 2>names sounds that sounds like this. Michael McDonald's white with

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<v Speaker 2>a beard. You thought your whole life he was black.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he's white. Right, we're gonna officially launch

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<v Speaker 2>the uh Slice Time podcast. It's gonna be Oh well,

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<v Speaker 2>you just gave away the name. Oh yeah, Oh I

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<v Speaker 2>think I'm being recorded again. I don't know again from Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>Rode and Scary Jamie from Queen's Here, Andrew, I'm saying

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<v Speaker 2>New York here.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, it's Maggie for Miami, Danny the Blind Radio guys,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, Ted, Miowa, it's niney hair monocam.

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<v Speaker 2>Brody and scary, Scary and Brody. It's dead a he

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<v Speaker 2>from the Bronx over there. Oh boy, this is Chad

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<v Speaker 2>from all from Illinois. Good afternoon. My name is Dave Brown.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a room get mone Hey, guys, Damn here

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<v Speaker 2>hit the fucking jingle. Bitch, fucking yourselves, job job. Why

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<v Speaker 2>would you show up at five o'clock o'clock? Damn scary.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go out with you and you can break up

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<v Speaker 2>with me and make my car payments. It's a fun paenus,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it. I think the person that ship on the

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<v Speaker 2>jeans is actually Brodie.

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<v Speaker 4>Big Dip, Bob Ferrari, Spread and Pink Steve whatever your

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<v Speaker 4>friend's names.

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<v Speaker 2>Aren't Wait time, bring the fucking get the fuck out

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<v Speaker 2>of here. Stop giving away other people's money for free.

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<v Speaker 2>You just gotta expect they're gonna smash in your bed. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you are one sick puppy up to you. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>talk at a normal death level after ten o'clock in

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<v Speaker 2>your apartment. What the fuck Scarry with his seaman head

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<v Speaker 2>is not wrong? Good morning? This is your boy one

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<v Speaker 2>hey brother, a brooken bus boy. I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>remind everyone we should please limit our talk back because

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<v Speaker 2>it gets really fucking annoying. You can't fit it in

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<v Speaker 2>in three talk backs, then don't fucking say how can

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<v Speaker 2>you argue with logic like that? This is something you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna want to comment on. I think I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to come. This is only comment on stuff scary. But

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<v Speaker 2>all right, get off my sidewalk. Dude, you took a

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<v Speaker 2>ship at Junior's Drop my mama, what fuck kind of

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<v Speaker 2>Chinese restaurant doesn't have roast pork? So wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>You thought for a second I was gonna let you

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<v Speaker 2>charge me for this fuck off? That don't blame it

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<v Speaker 2>on having a sea a moment. I'm a senior. Damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>I threw away my fucking wallet. Brody, he was paulaying

1:09:05.240 --> 1:09:07.639
<v Speaker 2>it at a wake. You can't parlay it awake. Fuck

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<v Speaker 2>you douche, fuck you malware bites, Fuck up people, scary.

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<v Speaker 2>I just said that, what podcast do you? I stick it?

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<v Speaker 2>But I, oh, Maggie ordered the wrong part and you

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<v Speaker 2>put in the wrong part, so you don't even have

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<v Speaker 2>the right part. They fuck me. Oh my name's not Asia,

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<v Speaker 2>who give me the cheap pink? Give me the cheap paint?

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<v Speaker 2>And he's yelling at his dick. Don't do me like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, motherfucker work No, he goes, yeah, just pepp

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<v Speaker 2>it the whole sound a whole. I'm like, you fucking

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<v Speaker 2>knew here. I can't get into the ann Frank house.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, what's the spot? What spot? What are you

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<v Speaker 2>talking about? The Brady dogs are fucking I've been trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get rid of this goddamn scooter for a year.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't talk through the air. But he talks with the

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<v Speaker 2>glass guy who's in the way of everybody. Dad, why

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<v Speaker 2>don't you spend the ten dollars buy the books from me,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can go fucking donate them Facebook marketplace, go

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<v Speaker 2>fuck yourself. No, no paravans, But like, what kind of

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<v Speaker 2>free this their can you get from a fucking dermatologist?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Like? Am I gonna get? Don't want to meet you

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<v Speaker 2>because you're so awesome Berry Shaggy, Thanks fucking genius. You

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<v Speaker 2>made a nun move, gave a spell roll with fucking

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<v Speaker 2>cringe cheese. Hello, I'm stuck in the bathroom. Fuck her eyes, hashtead,

1:10:13.280 --> 1:10:15.920
<v Speaker 2>fuck her eyes. I got dicked on this fucking peanut

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<v Speaker 2>butter and stop lying to people, to me, many people

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<v Speaker 2>they guessed to me. And you want the crappy currd

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<v Speaker 2>cranky That's what I'm saying. Fuck Dodge, Fuck Mavis. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a nail in my tie. Fuck you're lady down.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Brodie, I hope nobody buy it from you.

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<v Speaker 2>I love io back. I hope you'll blunder is defective.

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<v Speaker 2>You are a nasty, awful woman and your glammar is terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you, ebee guy. This place is full of liars. Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>I bought your dinner. Stop measuring. He's rifling through the

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<v Speaker 2>garbage and guess who's Burger's up next. I fuck myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know the only way I can move the table?

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<v Speaker 2>Scary closer to the rock? What show is she talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>But what is my score?

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<v Speaker 1>Rove?

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<v Speaker 2>Click click?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? So we can't give you a credit because it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't canceled? Yes, I know you a man black last.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is Less. It's not black Less. No, that

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<v Speaker 2>fucked up my mailbox. You couldn't go with me to

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<v Speaker 2>New Haven because he was gonna be in the car

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<v Speaker 2>all day. Fuck you. I was at the gym late.

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<v Speaker 2>I was working out, you know, like they just get

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<v Speaker 2>up and fabreeze. Your asshole, Drew, don't tell me to

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<v Speaker 2>download the app again, sir, you're not listening to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, Drew, what do you need me to do?

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<v Speaker 2>I use your download app? Dree You didn't grow up

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<v Speaker 2>with Nicki Minaj. Yes, I did. Scary starts peeing while

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the phone with him. I'm happy being rained

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<v Speaker 2>on your goddamn kid's birthday party. It's like you're a

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<v Speaker 2>for douchebag. You don't doubt me. What do you do

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<v Speaker 2>for the mets? I own them? Fuck dad, one thought

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<v Speaker 2>at a time, stopping, stopping, stop, stop, it's not this girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, you paid eighty dollars for stupid mushrooms. My

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<v Speaker 2>sister Brittany is there, Well, where else would she be?

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<v Speaker 2>She's attached to you. Ah, you quibbled over a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>dollar six. A dollar six, bitch because they were in

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<v Speaker 2>the app pot salty and juicy and it's butter. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you paid for your dog to get a hand job.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks nice. His tweet at this motherfucker. You've never

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<v Speaker 2>freed up. Scary? You got time share? I got time shared?

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<v Speaker 2>Those are straight fire on you. Ah, to admit it.

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<v Speaker 2>Your house a piece of shit, that's right, It is

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<v Speaker 2>a piece of shit. That's But do you know how

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<v Speaker 2>many fucking vegans will be like super clean whatever, and

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<v Speaker 2>then on the weekends they go and eat someone's ass.

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<v Speaker 2>The wrinkled up in my wallet for a year card

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<v Speaker 2>that had to manage his signature in the white box,

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't the one I gave you. Can you do

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<v Speaker 2>me a favorite? Can I get an extra bag of noodles?

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, oh yeah, sure, fifty cents? And I realized

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<v Speaker 2>to myself, wait a minute, I just qualified for General

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<v Speaker 2>Soace chicken, and the fifty cents onto my Bill, I

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<v Speaker 2>would like to free general soace chicken now. And I

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<v Speaker 2>looked at it and I sweated sky, I went, were good?

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<v Speaker 2>The return of we good? We're good? Decide the episode

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<v Speaker 2>called two Angry Men? Isn't every episode called that? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>D or D? They're both on the top shelf? Why

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<v Speaker 2>did you put them here? Now? My food's called? She says,

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<v Speaker 2>she had a really good excuse. She looks at me,

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, oh, sorry, what what hit the song? Do

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<v Speaker 2>you exhaust me? Do?

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<v Speaker 4>I though?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's because we're both from That was amazing, Adam,

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<v Speaker 2>Adam standing ovation, steady. Congratulations. Brody is gonna hook you

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<v Speaker 2>up with a five hundred dollars AMEX gift card? What

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<v Speaker 2>for you? Adam? What money? I don't know? No, wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>that what? Brody?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait? Wait, where's the we and the US?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>It is Brody. Brody's got five hundred dollars for you

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<v Speaker 2>in camp. Do not you work at a radio station,

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<v Speaker 2>you figure out how to do it. Congratulations at Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so admirable of you to like to give Adam

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<v Speaker 2>money out of your pocket. Does admirable? It's also imagination,

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<v Speaker 2>it's your imagination. It's all you, Brodie's not gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all not Adam. I love you. I'll have a

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<v Speaker 2>job so I'll figure something out my job. And thank

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<v Speaker 2>you Michael.

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<v Speaker 4>The Three.

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<v Speaker 2>Boys Bros Boys b