Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it, and now joined by Bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. By Larry, Hello, Dan,
Speaker 1: how are you doing, buddy good? Why did you send
Speaker 1: me a picture about with you drinking beer at the
Speaker 1: Providence Game. I had nothing to do with that. I
Speaker 1: don't know. No, offen it to me. This guy Kevin
Speaker 1: Riley was down the floor with some big telescopic lens.
Speaker 1: I was just minding my own business, watching a game,
Speaker 1: drinking a beer. Oh I don't know why. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It came out of nowhere because you you
Speaker 1: had the problem with you know, Shay and Dylan about drinking,
Speaker 1: and then you bypassed here and then you went all
Speaker 1: the way up to the Providence Games. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: what the message was, but I'm looking at the pictures now,
Speaker 1: and they're quite a few where Bad Larry is drinking
Speaker 1: a Budweiser every single one. Yeah, that's it. No, No,
Speaker 1: that that is a like a camera that clicks every
Speaker 1: like one half second. That is like a three second segment.
Speaker 1: It's oh, it's only one beer, okay, looking over my beer,
Speaker 1: watching again, taking another step to standing up there, minding
Speaker 1: my own business. I don't know why it's a big deal. Okay,
Speaker 1: you made it a big deal. We didn't. No, I
Speaker 1: don't know why the cameraman made it a big deal.
Speaker 1: You're so good looking, Larry. Yeah, I'm like, I'm in
Speaker 1: the middle of the arena. We sent it into TMZ
Speaker 1: and they didn't give a shitty Okay, good. I saw
Speaker 1: you know picture day Ray and I said, uh, are
Speaker 1: we doing the podcast? He said, yeah, these guys got
Speaker 1: things to bet on. What are we doing here? A
Speaker 1: little smattering? Okay, yeah, But knowing you, Dylan, we have
Speaker 1: other things that are going to be in here, such
Speaker 1: as such as Formula one golf. Yeah, it's XFL season, Dan,
Speaker 1: college lacrosse, college baseball. We're doing that, right, are we?
Speaker 1: Are we not? When when they say somebody's a degenerate,
Speaker 1: does anybody ever say somebody's a degenerate? I've never heard it,
Speaker 1: Like I have a problem, Danny. Oh yes, yea, and
Speaker 1: a solution. No, I found that. Yeah. Have you have
Speaker 1: you ever sought help, no God, no no quitter, Danny. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's your what's your roommates say? She doesn't she doesn't
Speaker 1: listen to his podcast. You know what, I will say this.
Speaker 1: Her friends started listening. Oh yeah, remember the remember the
Speaker 1: Bahamas call? Yeah okay, Well a lot of people were like, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: how was the cocaine down there? And I had to,
Speaker 1: you know, admit it. It was just bad, Danny. I mean,
Speaker 1: they go to school with my kids. Their kids go
Speaker 1: to school and go through here to get to that information.
Speaker 1: The roommate told the kids once. She was like, you know,
Speaker 1: daddy's got a podcast he's got to do at night
Speaker 1: or whatever. And I was like, you ever say that again?
Speaker 1: We're getting divorced, don't you ever. Can you imagine them
Speaker 1: going to school and saying, my daddy's on a podcast,
Speaker 1: you're plugging in and listen, or or my daddy does coke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'd be walked out of the town we live and
Speaker 1: we'd be walking out. Okay, that but that's why we
Speaker 1: don't show your face on No. I appreciate that, I
Speaker 1: get it, I need it, But you want to remain
Speaker 1: anonymous to have to Danny. Okay, like you have like
Speaker 1: a secret really high end job. No, God, no cook
Speaker 1: at me. I know, but but you're you're smart. It
Speaker 1: ain't my job. That's I'm worried about it. It's my
Speaker 1: family's reputation. Does your wife know how much you gamble? No?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not the roommate. Danny respect her. I know. I
Speaker 1: would always say that to Shay. I'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: how's your wife? We live together, Danny. A lot of
Speaker 1: people that are married don't live together. We do. So
Speaker 1: you know, it's kind of a oh so you're not married.
Speaker 1: We are. We also lived together. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: people that are married don't. I'm not gonna lie it like.
Speaker 1: It definitely took me a few weeks to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's not actually his roommate. We have three kids in
Speaker 1: a roommate. That's weird. Man, you're getting investigated. So once again, Dylan,
Speaker 1: the Kansas City chiefs of Betting, you took your victory lap,
Speaker 1: you had your parade, and rightfully so. So now we
Speaker 1: head into the off season here and uh we do
Speaker 1: we want to recap anything that happened. I got Dylan
Speaker 1: zero units, Shay zero bad Larry minus two and a half.
Speaker 1: Love it Okay, Dylan recapping John Ram and Justin Thomas
Speaker 1: finishing top five. No, go on that, you love son,
Speaker 1: Jay m M. Yeah, I didn't work. I'm kind of
Speaker 1: starting to reconsider that. I'm gonna keep doing it because
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sticking in the system. But I'm also I'm spicing.
Speaker 1: This was the Genesis invitation because we were all off.
Speaker 1: Yeah two weeks ago. Okay, you were going to uh
Speaker 1: Canadians game or a Maple Leaves game. I'm wise in Montreal,
Speaker 1: but the game was in Toronto. But I figured I
Speaker 1: may as well bet on it while I'm there. And
Speaker 1: you lost that and I lost that Canadian suck? No, Shay,
Speaker 1: you bet on college bounceketball? Yeah, I went too and two.
Speaker 1: That's life. Danny. Okay, so, uh Liberty, you lost that
Speaker 1: one to Kennesaw State. I really thought that. Did you
Speaker 1: always have some Liberty game? I love Matrix, I love
Speaker 1: that school. Do you love Liberty with college football as time? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it's just a weird situation. It's a bizarre situation. Weird.
Speaker 1: I love it bad. Larry recapping golf. You had Tiger
Speaker 1: to miss the cut? All right, that's my big bet.
Speaker 1: Three units Um, I think they moved the line so
Speaker 1: we could make it, could play on a weekend. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, we go, there we go. That was the
Speaker 1: most a little bit of it. Larry's one stroke behind
Speaker 1: making the cut. Larry wasn't gonna make it, and then
Speaker 1: a couple an hour later the cut line. What Larry,
Speaker 1: it is his tournament. Yeah, I guess I'm killing you.
Speaker 1: I think you jumped on Tiger not making a cut. Two. Um,
Speaker 1: I might have. Actually, I definitely liked it. I don't
Speaker 1: think I did. I didn't formally, but I actually was
Speaker 1: a fan of that because it seemed too obvious. That's
Speaker 1: the most Unamerican bet that this podcast could make. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck you, Larry, I was never taking that. Might be
Speaker 1: yea might as well be betting on North Korea. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna re listen to it bad Larry had Patrick Can't Ley, Maxhoma,
Speaker 1: Scottie Scheffler Top twenty. You did well there you went
Speaker 1: down with Dylan on Sun Jay m. Well wait, you
Speaker 1: went down together again. Look at that teamwork, Glen. Larry
Speaker 1: does talk threesomes a lot. JUSI his wife and his
Speaker 1: wife's sisters. That right, Larry? Um, Yeah, we traveled together
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, do you my sister in law? It's
Speaker 1: not my wife? Oh, even better seen that. Okay, So
Speaker 1: here we are for this week, Dylan, I'll let you
Speaker 1: lead us off. Yeah. Um more golf bets all right.
Speaker 1: So this is my my new strategy in addition to
Speaker 1: betting on some JM every week. See, I can't complain
Speaker 1: about your strategy because of how well you did during
Speaker 1: the NFL season. Yeah, I mean that, Uh, last week
Speaker 1: was just ridiculous. It was. That was one of the
Speaker 1: great weeks that a better could ever have. And all
Speaker 1: that money will be gone probably in about a week
Speaker 1: and a half. I'm surprised it's not already gone quick.
Speaker 1: All right, what do you have for me? Um? So
Speaker 1: my new strategy, I'm betting on John Ram to win
Speaker 1: every week because he's playing. He's having one of the
Speaker 1: more ridiculous starts to the season ever. Yeah, um so,
Speaker 1: I mean look at him to win is plus six
Speaker 1: to fifty. That's pretty low for a golfer to win
Speaker 1: a tournament. Um so I'm gonna roll with that. I'm
Speaker 1: also gonna do Will's Al Tours to win plus two thousand,
Speaker 1: all right, and some JM top ten I'm willing. I'm
Speaker 1: wiling him back down. I'll probably do top t him
Speaker 1: play in every tournament, by the way, he's like even
Speaker 1: the one like the Honda Classic, he was like the
Speaker 1: only notable name in it. I think he does play
Speaker 1: in more tournaments than anybody. He's a worker. Uh, XFL,
Speaker 1: we gonna bet on XFL where we are. I've adopted
Speaker 1: the Seattle ce Dragons as my team in large part
Speaker 1: just because I like the name. Okay, and their quarterback
Speaker 1: genius workouts the pizza all right. Uh so they're obviously
Speaker 1: to their minus three and a half against the Vipers,
Speaker 1: the Vegas Vipers this week. Okay, so I'm taking that,
Speaker 1: and then while we're here, I may as well just
Speaker 1: take the c Dragons to win the XFL title plus
Speaker 1: eight hundred good value there. The DC Defenders are the
Speaker 1: favorites to win the XFL. Yeah, they suck, and that
Speaker 1: they Derrick King is the quarterback. He played at Houston,
Speaker 1: then he went to Miami. That he didn't get hurt
Speaker 1: in a bowl game, Yeah he did. He blew right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think was it in the bowl game. I think
Speaker 1: I think it was. It was like a garbage game
Speaker 1: of Bowl game. Yes, I think I don't know why
Speaker 1: it went. It was like like potentially opting out and
Speaker 1: then played that got hurt. Yeah. Uh. Formula one yep.
Speaker 1: Formula one season starts this weekend. It's the Bahrain Grand Prix,
Speaker 1: Dan Rain. So I'm going George as a you know,
Speaker 1: well known Mercedes. What do you think purple bah Rain? Um,
Speaker 1: I'm going George Russell to win the Bahrain Grand Prix
Speaker 1: plus sixteen hundred, okay. And then I'm going against the
Speaker 1: grain here and going Sergio Perez fastest lap plus six
Speaker 1: fifty okay. The fastest lamp was one one hundred thirty
Speaker 1: one miles per hour damn minutes a while ago, a
Speaker 1: minute thirty one. I think, great, they're going way faster
Speaker 1: than that, right, Oh yeah, they're gonna I think they're like,
Speaker 1: they're going what am I talking about? You're right? So
Speaker 1: one minute thirty one seconds that as everyone knows day
Speaker 1: La Rosa in two thousand and five, that would be yeah,
Speaker 1: So that's pilot error my part. Oh, shay, what do
Speaker 1: we have betting on college basketball today? Danny uy C
Speaker 1: plus eight and a half against Missoo State. Oh, we're
Speaker 1: going to Missouri Valley. Okay, always are here. We go
Speaker 1: plus eight and a half. I love it South Bama
Speaker 1: my favorite school in Alabama by a mile minus four
Speaker 1: and a half. But I took the money line minus
Speaker 1: one ninety against app State. They're frauds. Uh odu Old
Speaker 1: Dominion money line minus one seventy against Texas State. Don't
Speaker 1: you like old Dominion? I love Old Dominion. Tell you
Speaker 1: like Texas State too? I do not. Uh, Temple minus
Speaker 1: one and a half. This was bet. This opened at
Speaker 1: plus one and a half. And the money just poured
Speaker 1: in on Temple. Okay, and it came at one one
Speaker 1: and a half and I hit it. That's where I'm at. Okay.
Speaker 1: NFL Draft future Bijon Robinson picked by the Cowboys. I
Speaker 1: love it. I think plus four hundred is an easy number.
Speaker 1: Tony Pollard is in jeopardy. Ze doesn't exist. We need
Speaker 1: a new running back. That's all there is doing, especially
Speaker 1: with old Fatman coming out today talking about he wants
Speaker 1: to run the ball. Would be coach Mike McCarthy. Coach
Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy, right, old fatass Coach McCarthy, Coach Coachman are
Speaker 1: the favorites. The Eagles are the favorites to draft b
Speaker 1: Sean Robbins. I don't care. I would think Buffalo would
Speaker 1: be the tip. No, if Jerry sees him at twenty six,
Speaker 1: well it's gone. Do you think he's gonna last that long?
Speaker 1: I do. I don't think so. I think all these
Speaker 1: teams are draft in seventh round running backs, just like
Speaker 1: Kansas City did with the Rutgers boy. What was his
Speaker 1: name but Jaco Isaiah Isaiah? I mean, come on, nor
Speaker 1: anything else? No, sir? All right? Bad Larry front and center.
Speaker 1: Um got a couple top twenties in the golf to
Speaker 1: him this weekend. Okay, Carrell, Hatton, Terrell, Hnton, Harroll whatever,
Speaker 1: Scottie Shuffler, Yeah, got that xanders Off rule, Shotly Sholy good,
Speaker 1: good matthis Patrick yep, got that one. And Bradley Badly
Speaker 1: all two units. Top twenties guarantee to make the cut.
Speaker 1: Keegan Bradley guaranteed to make the cut. Oh yeah he is.
Speaker 1: He's made the cut ten years running at this tournament. Larry,
Speaker 1: I fell into that. I didn't know that, sap. That's fine.
Speaker 1: Now we go to the XFL. I don't know why
Speaker 1: we're even gonna bet it. My feelings on this is you.
Speaker 1: They're trying to expand their fan base. It's got to
Speaker 1: be like a pinball machine. I got all four games.
Speaker 1: The Sea Dragons and the Vipers over thirty eight, the
Speaker 1: BattleHawks and Defenders over thirty seven, The Guardians and the
Speaker 1: Renegades over thirty seven. And I don't even san Antonio.
Speaker 1: I can't pronounce what their name is. Wow, and the
Speaker 1: Houston Roughnecks over thirty six, San Antonio. The Brahmas, Yeah, promise, yes,
Speaker 1: it's a cow. It's a cow. Yeah that you know.
Speaker 1: The quarterback for the Brahmas. Know who he cost you
Speaker 1: money at Wisconsin which one. No, he's not Jack. He
Speaker 1: made the XFL. Shut up, Murtz. No, no, Jack cone O.
Speaker 1: Murtz killed me. Ye remember when as a freshman it
Speaker 1: was like the next it was it that was a
Speaker 1: big deal. And then he couldn't throw a touchdown for
Speaker 1: the rest of them, couldn't throw thirty five yards down
Speaker 1: the freaking field. The quarterback for the Saint Louis BattleHawks,
Speaker 1: by the way, might have the prettiest wife of and
Speaker 1: she was a big deal. She was a big deal.
Speaker 1: Now he was a big deal in college. She might
Speaker 1: have been a bigger deal. Wasn't our boy Brenton Musburger
Speaker 1: all over that one? No, No, in trouble. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Well girlfriend at the time, Yes, that was a good
Speaker 1: day and put down one too many jin and tanas
Speaker 1: before that. Yeah, he was on and she still looks great.
Speaker 1: Yeah you don't say yeah. I saw something The Rock
Speaker 1: like tweet at him at age Ry the other day
Speaker 1: and was like, I'm proud of you for joining the
Speaker 1: XFL because he said he was like, did it to
Speaker 1: spend more time with his kids or something? Loser? That's
Speaker 1: what I said. Wait, he's spending more time with his
Speaker 1: kids playing in the XFL as opposed to being a
Speaker 1: backup in the NFL. I was gonna say, stop playing football. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll see them all day. Actually you're still not. When
Speaker 1: somebody says that I'm going to spend more time with
Speaker 1: my kids, okay, what are you gonna do. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be an analyst, switch jobs. How about you don't do
Speaker 1: anything hang out with your kids. Yeah, you spend time.
Speaker 1: Also underrated to Dan Josh Gordon is on my Seattle
Speaker 1: Sea Dragons, Okay, our Seattle Ce Dragons. Like he's got
Speaker 1: to be watched the quarterback for the Seattle He's gonna
Speaker 1: be thrown darts to Josh Gordon for probably a week
Speaker 1: and look back on what could have been with Johsh
Speaker 1: Gordon back in twenty thirteen. Kind of a tragic sixteen
Speaker 1: hundred yards and nine touchdowns in fourteen games. Art for
Speaker 1: Cleveland Art. Yeah, yeah, bad Larry. Any any parting words,
Speaker 1: any words of what you got a question? What am
Speaker 1: I missing in this XFL? Why are these those unders
Speaker 1: so low? They're on in the thirties right? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because because they all said, have you see them play? Right?
Speaker 1: Have you watched a single game? Where no? I have not.
Speaker 1: Doesn't the defender stuck too? Though? They also suck Larr
Speaker 1: You know, so that leads to points I would think,
Speaker 1: bad Larry. There works in progress. That's what the XFL is.
Speaker 1: It's a developmentally, you gotta line. So if we're gonna
Speaker 1: fix anything, we're gonna fix it with more scoring to
Speaker 1: get people to watch. True, yeah, you should watch Larry
Speaker 1: like you. I don't have to. I don't have what
Speaker 1: do you what do you do? Larry? I don't have
Speaker 1: time to watch the XFL. That's what I know. I
Speaker 1: guess I don't know what I do, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't even have time to come here. You could
Speaker 1: start walking on like Saturday, make it here by Thursday,
Speaker 1: do the podcast, and walk home. I think that would.
Speaker 1: These guys are drinking white Claws right now and they
Speaker 1: are killing it as only they can. And we want
Speaker 1: to do this Wonderlick test, Larry, I mean, how many
Speaker 1: times have you? Yeah? I want to do that test too.
Speaker 1: It's the combine this week. You guys can't You can't
Speaker 1: practice it? Can you practice? I mean practice your heart?
Speaker 1: They do have practice? You do? He to go, Larry,
Speaker 1: I mean, Jesus, Wow, hit it right on the head, Larry, Larry.
Speaker 1: You can do a practice Wonderlick test if you want to,
Speaker 1: But that won't be the questions that I would be
Speaker 1: asking you guys. But I'm not gonna bring it up
Speaker 1: anymore because it feels like Dylan and Shay are ready
Speaker 1: to go and any woman and you're not. And I've
Speaker 1: never known you to back down from a challenge, but
Speaker 1: I'd say, you're soft. Oh, why can't we do it
Speaker 1: on a zoom call? Because you're gonna change lame and
Speaker 1: you would che Wait, I have one phone. Larry, you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't even get on zoom. Yeah, Larry, there's no
Speaker 1: way you could zoom IM look anything up. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to do that. No, no, but they're talking
Speaker 1: about drinking with you doing the Wonderlick test. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: going to Georgia next week. That's good. Whatever through mid Okay,
Speaker 1: why not come to Milford. It's I think I'm even dan.
Speaker 1: I think I'm even passing on the Big East Tournament
Speaker 1: this year. What I think I'm gonna be away? I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna be away. That is a shocker, right there?
Speaker 1: Another regatta. I know nobody, nobody goes to more games,
Speaker 1: doesn't see the games than you do. With the Big
Speaker 1: East Tournament there there was decades I wasn't in my seat.
Speaker 1: You're exactly right, yes, yes, But so my wife goes
Speaker 1: We're driving to Saint Simas Island, Georgia. Um, if you
Speaker 1: really want to go Thursday, we can push a trip
Speaker 1: back a day and we can just drive on fryday.
Speaker 1: So problem is planning nine thirty Thursday night now, And
Speaker 1: I said, all I want to do is go to
Speaker 1: the East Thursday and then drop to Georgia. The next morning,
Speaker 1: not happening. Yeah, you're not going to be in good
Speaker 1: shape there. Y'all don't believe in planes? Yeah, well yeah
Speaker 1: you can fly, you know. Um yeah, I know. We
Speaker 1: could fly out, but then rent a car down and
Speaker 1: I can just drive very easily. You're are you on
Speaker 1: one of those lists where you can't get on the plane? Larry?
Speaker 1: All right? Are we done? Once again? Larry has come
Speaker 1: up with a convenient excuse to avoid highly coming anyway. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's it, Larry, I think until next week. Yeah, till
Speaker 1: next week. And by the way, Shaye and Irving with
Speaker 1: his podcast. It's entitled Shaye and Irving Anything does Now?
Speaker 1: Does your wife know about that podcast? I mean she
Speaker 1: knows it exists, but she would never listen to it.
Speaker 1: Are you sure? I'm positive? Why wouldn't she listen to it?
Speaker 1: Because she knows I have crazy things in my head
Speaker 1: and she doesn't want to understand them or see them.
Speaker 1: Which you listen to this more than she would? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is way more normal than what I put out
Speaker 1: there on my own. Okay, okay, yeah, we're getting into
Speaker 1: politics now, Danny. Should I be? It's the offseason. It's
Speaker 1: just getting weird it's time. Wherever you consume your podcast,
Speaker 1: you can get Shane and Irving. It's the name of
Speaker 1: the podcast there. And one day we'll have an American Caesar.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, Danny. Is that the tease for the Shane
Speaker 1: and Irving came about? Absolutely? Season season? All right, until
Speaker 1: next week, bad Larry, thank you gentlemen. Okay, and that's
Speaker 1: it until next week.