Speaker 1: M Hey, everybody, it's Josh and for this week's select,
Speaker 1: I picked our episode on composting. You'll hear Chuck and
Speaker 1: Me get super jazzed about earth science, gardening, invertebrates, all
Speaker 1: of our favorite things. I hope you enjoy it, and
Speaker 1: I hope it inspires you to start composting, or at
Speaker 1: least start pocket mulching. Welcome to Stuff you Should Know,
Speaker 1: a production of I Heart Radio. Hey, and welcome to
Speaker 1: the podcast. I'm Josh, the man Clark. There's Charles w
Speaker 1: Chuck Bryant, and I think I neglected to say last
Speaker 1: you did. Guest producer Noel is with us. That's right.
Speaker 1: So if you listen to the Shroud of Turn episode
Speaker 1: and you're like, man, that sounds great. Yeah, that was anual.
Speaker 1: Thanks Noel. Uh this show today, I've been replaying my
Speaker 1: one of my favorite Simpsons jokes ever over my head.
Speaker 1: I laughed already just hearing. It was from the one
Speaker 1: of the Halloween episodes when um they did the Nightmare
Speaker 1: on Elm Street Riff. There's old old ones Um where
Speaker 1: groundskeeper Willie was Freddy Krueger and he turned into a
Speaker 1: I think like a shredder or a tractor or something
Speaker 1: and ran over people or something and said, uh, when
Speaker 1: you when you had done, when I'm done, that they're
Speaker 1: going to need to do a comb post bordered them.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is a bad joke. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: really good, one of the I mean, the Simpsons didn't
Speaker 1: get too funny, but that was that was a good one. Well,
Speaker 1: anything goes on a treehouse of horror, you know, agreed,
Speaker 1: So you know, um, there's a bunch of cities that
Speaker 1: have kind of gotten woke to the idea that we
Speaker 1: should be recyce cleaner, composting our food. Did you know that? Sure?
Speaker 1: I saw a stat said something like of food gets wasted.
Speaker 1: But I got suspicious because I also saw that of
Speaker 1: the um stuff that goes to municipal landfills or trash
Speaker 1: is food waste, which doesn't necessarily mean it's wasted food,
Speaker 1: because I don't think you would count like a banana
Speaker 1: peal as food waste as wasted food because the box.
Speaker 1: They're not counting food packaging food no, but I think
Speaker 1: they're counting everything that has to do with food that
Speaker 1: could conceivably be eaten as wasted food, which is not
Speaker 1: the same as food waste. The point is the legitimate
Speaker 1: stat that I saw just about everywhere is that if
Speaker 1: you took all the garbage that the United States throws
Speaker 1: away into a landfill, that is food waste. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure some of it is the whole cake, some complete
Speaker 1: more on through a whole cake away for no good reason.
Speaker 1: Well that's actually a pretty good reason. But you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, um of all that trash is food.
Speaker 1: The problem is you might say, well, who cares trash?
Speaker 1: It decomposes. That's great, that's true. It does decompose. But
Speaker 1: in the landfills that the United States uses, we make
Speaker 1: sure they're anaerobic. Oxygen doesn't get down there, so a
Speaker 1: whole different decomposition process takes place. And in a landfill,
Speaker 1: in anaerobic decomposition, methane is produced. And methane is bad news.
Speaker 1: Methane is something on the order of seventy worse. I know,
Speaker 1: there's a much more scientific way to put it, but
Speaker 1: it's seventy batter than carbon dioxide as far as greenhouse
Speaker 1: gases go, more potent, how about that? Okay, so you
Speaker 1: don't want methane. If you have to choose between methane
Speaker 1: and carbon dioxide, you want to go with car monoxide.
Speaker 1: And it just so happens that if you compost food waste,
Speaker 1: mostly carbon dioxide is produced methanes not so if you're
Speaker 1: diverting this food waste from the landfill. There's a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of different stuff you're doing. Number One, you're saving
Speaker 1: all that the space for actual trash, So you're extending
Speaker 1: the life of your land, sir. You're keeping all that
Speaker 1: methane from being produced. And as if it couldn't get
Speaker 1: any better, you are creating an amazing fertilizer that you
Speaker 1: can use to grow. You could grow a tree out
Speaker 1: of a shoe. This fertilizer is so good the old
Speaker 1: shoe tree. Sure, uh, yeah, it's um. We've danced around
Speaker 1: this a lot. We well, you just referenced are and
Speaker 1: I don't like the tutor on horns a lot, but
Speaker 1: that landfills episode was great landfills And don't forget the
Speaker 1: plasma incinerator one. Yeah, basically any of our waste management
Speaker 1: ones are yeah what else where think grilla gardening. We
Speaker 1: touched on this sum and um a couple of others.
Speaker 1: We've mentioned composting and to the extent where I thought
Speaker 1: we had done one on composting, but we had not
Speaker 1: until about five and a half minutes ago, UM. And
Speaker 1: that's a guess. So if you're right in say it
Speaker 1: like it was eight minutes, chuck, you're grounded. So, like
Speaker 1: you mentioned, we didn't. I don't think these numbers are
Speaker 1: accurate anymore. But we generate let's just say, a lot
Speaker 1: of millions of tons, hundreds of millions of tons of trash,
Speaker 1: and about twenty five of that is recovered through recycling,
Speaker 1: which includes composting, which is good. But that number, if
Speaker 1: it was seventy, would be amazing. Does that include composting?
Speaker 1: That that recycling number? Yeah, okay, yeah, fib seventy would
Speaker 1: be great? Ye, why not let's shoot for ninety. Well,
Speaker 1: supposedly Seattle itself, UM has a goal of something like
Speaker 1: six seventy of all of its trash being recycled by
Speaker 1: the end of the year. Of course they do, because
Speaker 1: Seattle does it right, and they actually have compulsory mandatory
Speaker 1: composting now, like you have to compost if you live
Speaker 1: in the city of Seattle. I don't know I live there,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I asked myself that
Speaker 1: a lot you know, Emily and I went for our
Speaker 1: two shows ago on that lovely spring weekend was gorgeous,
Speaker 1: and we we stayed extra in Seattle and after we
Speaker 1: were like, we're moving here. That's it. It's a great town.
Speaker 1: I've said it before on the show Dogs and Bars.
Speaker 1: That was all it took, uh, Dog bar tenders, but
Speaker 1: again dog explain poker. Uh again, it's easy to fall
Speaker 1: in love a Seattle on a perfect weekend in April. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hear it rains there a lot, though I'd still
Speaker 1: live there. It's a great place. And you know what,
Speaker 1: you may see us again this year's Seattle tease tease.
Speaker 1: It's such a tease, all right. So composting is great
Speaker 1: for a thousand reasons, but one, uh, first and foremost
Speaker 1: is that it's it's not hard to do and it's
Speaker 1: not expensive to do if you just want to be uh.
Speaker 1: And there are many different levels of composting, from big
Speaker 1: city programs to the home farmer that takes it super seriously,
Speaker 1: to just if you just want to lessen the impact
Speaker 1: a little bit on your landfill, your local landfill, feel
Speaker 1: like you're doing the right thing and get a little
Speaker 1: bit of nutrient rich goodness fertilizer to use. You can
Speaker 1: have it just a little, small, little composting operation going
Speaker 1: on at your house. Yeah, this is all. This is
Speaker 1: all you need organic waste. And we don't even mean
Speaker 1: something that's like organic. We mean like organic, meaning it's
Speaker 1: composed mostly a carbon. It was once alive at one point, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I made a poopy noise, which you can't use poops.
Speaker 1: So no, that's night soil. It's the opposite of what
Speaker 1: I should have done. Uh, what's a banana sound? That's
Speaker 1: a bananas on. You need soil, you need water, need
Speaker 1: air or oxygen. Right, So the organic waste is the
Speaker 1: stuff you're gonna have broken down, which in this case,
Speaker 1: in the case of a compost pile, is food the
Speaker 1: soil well partially sure, but no, no, it's food for
Speaker 1: the things that in the soil. Right, it's an energy
Speaker 1: source and nutrient source for what's in the soil. So
Speaker 1: you add soil. When you're adding soil, you're basically adding
Speaker 1: starter culture to the compost. What you're doing is grabbing
Speaker 1: microbes from say, in your yard and putting them on
Speaker 1: the compost pile and say dinners on boys. Yes, but
Speaker 1: you don't want to poop in it. You need a
Speaker 1: little bit of water, like you said, to keep it moist,
Speaker 1: but you don't want to keep it over wet because
Speaker 1: microbes like slightly moist soil and then air because again
Speaker 1: again this is really really important. You can let your
Speaker 1: compost pile um degrade anaerobically, but it's gonna douce methane,
Speaker 1: which is bad for the for the environment, bad for
Speaker 1: your neighbors, bad for your neighbors, bad for you. It's
Speaker 1: gonna stink, it might blow up, who knows. You don't
Speaker 1: want to smoke near a what's called a passive compost pile.
Speaker 1: So you want to just introduce oxygen and all this
Speaker 1: sounds very complicated, it's not. It's hitting it with your hose.
Speaker 1: It's um and by that I mean spraying water on
Speaker 1: it with your hose. Just realized you can with your
Speaker 1: host to um. It's like turning it over right the
Speaker 1: pitchfork to add oxygen. It's as simple as that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really easy. UM. So what you're gonna end up
Speaker 1: with the end, like we said, is is really fertilizer.
Speaker 1: But it's a it's called humus. Don't call it hummus, No,
Speaker 1: that's different. Has has two limbs, right, Uh, this is
Speaker 1: just one m and um. Those little microorganisms in there,
Speaker 1: they're gonna break this stuff down. They're gonna eat it,
Speaker 1: they're gonna poop it out, and they're gonna multiply and
Speaker 1: there's gonna be we'll talk about the critters a little
Speaker 1: more later, but they're gonna be different critters along the
Speaker 1: way that eat those critters than critters to eat those critters.
Speaker 1: And it's gonna get really hot up in there. It
Speaker 1: might steam, then it's gonna cool back down. It's gonna
Speaker 1: get smaller, and it's just like this little micro environment.
Speaker 1: It is really really neat. There's actually a food web
Speaker 1: in there. There's a lot of physics and chemistry that's
Speaker 1: going on. It's it is very neat. I'm fascinated by
Speaker 1: it too. But the upshot of composting is that you're
Speaker 1: taking something and it's being broken down into its constituent
Speaker 1: parts so that it can be reused by plants and
Speaker 1: the whole circle of life can start over again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're sort of just accelerating the natural process of like rot,
Speaker 1: you're optimizing it. Yeah, Like you mentioned a passive composter,
Speaker 1: which is to say, you know, lazy hippies, you could
Speaker 1: you could just throw all that junk out of your
Speaker 1: window if you wanted, in a big pile and throw
Speaker 1: your some grass clippings on and throw throw your your
Speaker 1: fall leaves on there. Just leave it there, and that
Speaker 1: thing will eventually compost itself. Well again, it'll produce methane,
Speaker 1: you'll blow up, or you can turn you know, you
Speaker 1: can turn it every now and then and maybe avoid that.
Speaker 1: But no, I think that makes it an active pile. Well, uh,
Speaker 1: slightly active pile then. I don't mean like every other
Speaker 1: day just to avoid methane maybe, but that would still
Speaker 1: technically be an active pile, would be a poorly managed
Speaker 1: active pile. Slightly active, poorly managed. So I'm serious, that's
Speaker 1: what they call it. I know, Okay, I just we'd
Speaker 1: like to make up our own names for things. I
Speaker 1: didn't know you were going to cease that and oh
Speaker 1: it was in year nine. I gotta sorry. We'll call
Speaker 1: that the dooby pile. Okay, you know it's called active management.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure that we got it
Speaker 1: on the record. So, uh, the big goal here is
Speaker 1: to reduce your waste, they say in this article ultimately
Speaker 1: will save you tax money because you're landfill, won't I
Speaker 1: thought that was hilarious. Yeah, I mean, don't count on
Speaker 1: seeing any any tax breaks coming anytime soon. But you
Speaker 1: like that got William F. Buckley's attention. Probably, So, so
Speaker 1: how do you how do you do this? Let's say
Speaker 1: you want to start composting. There's a one, two, three,
Speaker 1: five step process to get this thing going. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let's talk about them. The first thing you want to
Speaker 1: do is just pick out the place you want to
Speaker 1: do it, all right, because it's you know, it's a
Speaker 1: bit of a mess. It's it doesn't have to be necessarily,
Speaker 1: but it depending on your neighbors, they might be like, well, great,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you started an unsightly pile of kitchen rubbish
Speaker 1: in food waste that I can see from my deck.
Speaker 1: Thanks a lot for that. So that's something you want
Speaker 1: to keep in consideration. Apparently, even if you do have
Speaker 1: a very well managed active pile. Um, what would you
Speaker 1: call that? I'm not making it funny name anymore. Then
Speaker 1: we're jokes. I've ruined it. Um, it's still it's still
Speaker 1: may stink here there. So you want to kind of
Speaker 1: away from the house, but not so far away that
Speaker 1: if you're feeling lazy, you're not gonna go out and
Speaker 1: tend to it on a daily or every other day
Speaker 1: le basis. Yeah. And if you have that much land
Speaker 1: that you have a compost pile a mile from your house,
Speaker 1: good for you. You got some acreage. Uh. There might
Speaker 1: be some local rules, either from your h o A
Speaker 1: heaven forbid if you have to belong to one of those,
Speaker 1: or maybe just your municipality might have rules and regulations. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to check with them first. That's what everyone does. Be
Speaker 1: for they started compost Piley, go down to city hall
Speaker 1: and say what tell me even the rules and regulations
Speaker 1: surrounding composting in my yard? And I think the first
Speaker 1: thing everyone does is start throwing their eggshells out the window.
Speaker 1: That's how it always starts. It's like I'm tired of
Speaker 1: these things being in my trash than Uh. They recommend
Speaker 1: down when because like you said, it might stink a bit. Uh.
Speaker 1: Sun it's good in a way, but you don't want
Speaker 1: it baking in the sun all day, no, because it
Speaker 1: will dry it out. Remember, you want it to be
Speaker 1: kind of moist, and the sunlight can actually dry it out,
Speaker 1: so you want Apparently the best place to put it
Speaker 1: is under a deciduous tree. Good spot. Yeah, because in
Speaker 1: the in the winter time there's no leaves on the tree,
Speaker 1: so the sun is gonna keep it warm when it's cold.
Speaker 1: But during summer it's going to be shaded by the tree,
Speaker 1: so it won't dry out. It's just perfect. It is
Speaker 1: deciduous tree equals love. Uh. Wind is good to provide
Speaker 1: a little air, but you don't want it blowing scattering
Speaker 1: the stuff all over the place, drying it out again.
Speaker 1: No good? What else drainage? Don't start one in that
Speaker 1: old baby pool that you don't want to throw out,
Speaker 1: especially if your baby's in there. Uh. Yeah, you want
Speaker 1: good drainage. Like generally you build either build a bin.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about this stuff actually right now. But it's
Speaker 1: off the ground. Sure, it's on legs. Yeah, although you
Speaker 1: can't have a pile, but um, you know generally you
Speaker 1: want to you want to build a bin or buy
Speaker 1: a bin, right, and those things sit off the ground
Speaker 1: right because of drainage. That's part of it for sure. Yeah. Um.
Speaker 1: You also want dirt rather than say like a concrete
Speaker 1: pad or something like that. Yeah, I don't come post
Speaker 1: in your driver, Right, it's not a good idea. Um.
Speaker 1: As far as structures go, you can, like you said,
Speaker 1: you can go buy one. They're not very expensive from
Speaker 1: what I understand, right, it depends on the size. You
Speaker 1: can also say go buy some cinder blocks and build
Speaker 1: something like that. Sure, um, But basically you can cut
Speaker 1: compost structures into two. There's a single bin and there's
Speaker 1: a three bin system. So in the single bin system,
Speaker 1: you put new stuff on top new binan appeals. This
Speaker 1: is what I think of when I think composting. You know,
Speaker 1: banana peles um. You put new stuff on top, and
Speaker 1: then you take a pitchfork or shovel or something like
Speaker 1: that and you work, you work it in to the compost.
Speaker 1: And at the bottom of this structure, say it's open
Speaker 1: when you're walking up to it, the the finished compost
Speaker 1: will accumulate at the bottom. And the reason it accumulates
Speaker 1: at the bottom because it's of a finer, finer grain
Speaker 1: um And that's it. Single bin new stuff at the top,
Speaker 1: easy peasy, stuff that's in process in the middle, stuff
Speaker 1: that's finished in the bottom, and it will just naturally
Speaker 1: kind of separate like that. Yeah, And when we're talking
Speaker 1: structure like that, if you want to build one, you know,
Speaker 1: build a wood frame and it's like got chicken wire
Speaker 1: walls and a chicken wire bottom, and that gives you
Speaker 1: the air. And if you've got something that collected underneath,
Speaker 1: it's gonna fall, you know when it's small enough. Uh,
Speaker 1: some other stuff might fall. You may need to add
Speaker 1: it back in. But with the three bend system, you've got,
Speaker 1: well you've got three bends, you've got the starter stuff,
Speaker 1: you've got the once it starts to break down a
Speaker 1: little stuff, and then you have the finished product. And
Speaker 1: you have to actively manage that system. Yeah, that system
Speaker 1: sounds unnecessarily difficult, kind of like it. Oh you're a
Speaker 1: three bing guy. Well, we're about to get into this
Speaker 1: for real. We've been um lazily composting for a while,
Speaker 1: but um, we're doing our whole backyard, Like we're getting
Speaker 1: rid of our grass. Basically, what are you gonna do
Speaker 1: compost mulch in beds and plants and herbs and cacti
Speaker 1: in and all that. Uh no cacti, but we do
Speaker 1: have a palm tree. We've had that forever though. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: just getting rid of the grass. Basically because it takes
Speaker 1: up so much water. Just it's just it's not good
Speaker 1: grass to begin with, and I'm not the best about
Speaker 1: cutting it. Lawmars are terrible. Plus you don't water enough.
Speaker 1: You never let a quarter inch of water accumulating exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just and you know it'll it'll look nicer. So part
Speaker 1: of this in this company that's doing it is it's
Speaker 1: not just a landscaping company there. There are a bunch
Speaker 1: of hippies. So they're they're designing it in such a
Speaker 1: way that that feeds itself. And part of that is
Speaker 1: composting anyway, long long way of saying, we're gonna start,
Speaker 1: like for real composting very shortly. And you're going with
Speaker 1: the three bin structure. I don't know, I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna build it. It's well, it's the structure Emily tells
Speaker 1: me to build. It's the easiest way to say it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But if you buy one, like you were saying, um,
Speaker 1: there's all different kinds just you know, look look it
Speaker 1: up online or go to a hardware store, and you
Speaker 1: know many of them will look like a big barrel
Speaker 1: on legs and it literally turns like has a crank
Speaker 1: on it. To where you can turn this thing in
Speaker 1: circles so you don't have to use a pitchfork at all.
Speaker 1: You don't have to muss your hands or your hair.
Speaker 1: It's like a bingo, yes, spinner, but with banana pi.
Speaker 1: Have you ever played bingo, like legit bingo in a
Speaker 1: room h with hundreds of people, not hundreds, well more
Speaker 1: than like you and you me, yes, like a bingo parlor?
Speaker 1: Is that what they're called. I've actually gone to um
Speaker 1: a couple of like uh senior retirement homes and helped
Speaker 1: out with bingo and that's a pretty pretty cool experience actually,
Speaker 1: because do you run the bingo? It's kind unqualified to
Speaker 1: run the bingo? Right, just walk around and point out
Speaker 1: if somebody missed one that they you know that was
Speaker 1: called that kind of thing, but did you want to
Speaker 1: talk about taking it seriously? Oh my god? And then
Speaker 1: you have to be a certified bingo master to run
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, and they'll like tell you to hurry
Speaker 1: up and like shout if you're if you're not like
Speaker 1: loud enough for fast enough, for going too fast. Like
Speaker 1: so the point is not to have fun, you know,
Speaker 1: The point is to win. What do they win? The prizes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing much usually, I mean, but you can I think
Speaker 1: like you can play bingo and casinos for thousands and
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars usually at old folks humes. They don't,
Speaker 1: you know, sure there's not thousands of dollar prizes like
Speaker 1: honey buns and cigarettes, right right exactly? All right, Well
Speaker 1: let's take a break here after we have talked structure
Speaker 1: and uh, we'll talk a little bit about what you
Speaker 1: want what kind of junk you want to throw in
Speaker 1: that pile? All right, chuck, So we're talking what you
Speaker 1: want to throw on the pile. Right, you got your
Speaker 1: bin either a triple three banger cat, your site or single.
Speaker 1: You got your site. You bribed your neighbor to look
Speaker 1: the other way, right exactly. You bought a goat. Oh man,
Speaker 1: talking about green living. My neighbor has goats, now, like
Speaker 1: five of them. Are they a loud No? Oh, that's great.
Speaker 1: Everyone's a while to hear them. But it's a joy
Speaker 1: to hear. So it's not like it's not like a rooster.
Speaker 1: Do you wake up and look out and say morning satan. No, Well,
Speaker 1: goats one of my favorites, so it's kind of nice
Speaker 1: to have them around the baby goats or adult coat. No,
Speaker 1: they're big ones. I mean she got them to maintain
Speaker 1: the property because she was started cutting. I guess she
Speaker 1: didn't want a zero escape it, so she bought goats. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's it's awesome. Uh, kitchen waiste Josh, that's what you
Speaker 1: want to throw in there? Well? Yeah, that's the first one.
Speaker 1: That's the one that everybody says. That's why you compost, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and yeah, banana peals everybody knows that. But did you
Speaker 1: also know you can compost apple cores in orange rines?
Speaker 1: You can also eat apple cores. Yeah. You you believe
Speaker 1: there is no such thing as a core, right that
Speaker 1: because there's not um seeing people who leave their apple
Speaker 1: course left over. They can compost those things. Those are
Speaker 1: the easy ones. You can also do coffee grounds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Paper filters through that filter and
Speaker 1: all in there. Okay, so let's just say a maybe
Speaker 1: a whole pizza to myself. I've got a couple of
Speaker 1: napkins wadded up. What do I do with those? Chuck? Uh?
Speaker 1: I think you can throw those napkins in there, Josh,
Speaker 1: isn't that crazy? It is crazy? Newspaper? Yeah, corn cobs.
Speaker 1: If you still read a newspaper, if you get your
Speaker 1: news on the internet, throw your laptop in there. Watermelon rhymes, yeah, seeds, leaves, Uh,
Speaker 1: you know the butt end of the asparagus that no
Speaker 1: one cooks, but that junk in there. Um. You can
Speaker 1: also do yard waste too, sure. Right, So you've got
Speaker 1: grass clippings, which we'll talk about in a second. We've
Speaker 1: got a couple of warnings as far as grass clippings goes,
Speaker 1: not too much. Um, but like, let's say you're raking
Speaker 1: leaves or something like that, throw some leaves on there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good crunchy brown ones. And you can also throw like,
Speaker 1: um trimmings from your like shrubs if you trim your
Speaker 1: woody shrubs. Um. The key here is this chuck. You
Speaker 1: want to cut all this stuff up in small bits. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't throw a whole corn cob in there. You can
Speaker 1: know your compost pile. Just throw it right back out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'll just spit it right back out right, very funny.
Speaker 1: It'll make a burping noise. Uh. They say to shred
Speaker 1: the corn cob. I don't have a corn cobs shredder.
Speaker 1: I don't either. Um, I've never thought about that I
Speaker 1: wouldn't waste like my blender blade on chopping up corn cops.
Speaker 1: I think the point is that's breaking into a little pieces.
Speaker 1: Sure you can break it into little pieces though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you probably have a corn cob up. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: can also, like you can take all this stuff and
Speaker 1: chop at anything. You can put in smaller pieces the
Speaker 1: better because as we'll see, what you're really doing is
Speaker 1: you're not just breaking it up. You have to look
Speaker 1: at it like what you're doing is increasing the surface
Speaker 1: area some more microbes can work on it at once. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like if if you have I know you hate broccoli,
Speaker 1: but I hate broccoli, cut the little florets off and
Speaker 1: you've got that big green broccoli stalk. Uh, cut that
Speaker 1: thing up as small as you can and set it
Speaker 1: on fire you have patience for and throw that junk
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, basically channel your inner Anal Chef. You
Speaker 1: remember him, the anal Chef? Yeah? Was that a real thing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And Saturday a Live Bill Hartman. No, I don't anal
Speaker 1: retain of chef. Okay, I forgot the retinive part that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember the qualifiers, Like I don't get that joke. Mommy,
Speaker 1: remember the anal retin of chef. Yeah, I do remember that. Now.
Speaker 1: He'd like start to if he was dicing like green
Speaker 1: peppers and one of them was bigger than the rest,
Speaker 1: he'd just be like, okay, well, you want to take
Speaker 1: those chunks and you want to put him into a
Speaker 1: paper towel, and then you want to fold that up,
Speaker 1: and then you put that into some aluminum fold. You
Speaker 1: fold that up, and you put that into paper bag
Speaker 1: and you roll up and then you staple it and
Speaker 1: then you throw it away. Boy man, what a price
Speaker 1: that was. Oh, it still makes me sad. So you
Speaker 1: mentioned newspaper earlier. Um, if you live near the ocean
Speaker 1: and you've got your hands on some seaweed or some kelp,
Speaker 1: you can rinse that stuff off so you don't want
Speaker 1: all that salt content in there. But it's really good
Speaker 1: and nutrient rich if you rent that off and put
Speaker 1: it in your compost pile. And it's also good for
Speaker 1: you to eat too. I know I sound nuts, but
Speaker 1: just eat that stuff. What do you mean? Yeah, sawdust?
Speaker 1: Do you don't eat that? No? But like I'm building
Speaker 1: my compost, ben, I can put that salve dust back
Speaker 1: in it. How about that? Yeah? Pretty neat circle of life. Baby,
Speaker 1: what should not you compost night soil, which is poopy soil?
Speaker 1: Cat you don't go take a big dump post dump post.
Speaker 1: I know you want to know. That's not good. UM
Speaker 1: disease garden plants, that's a big one. Some of this
Speaker 1: stuff though, as we'll find, it doesn't quite make sense.
Speaker 1: But it's just good to air on the side of
Speaker 1: um garbage in, garbage out, except with compost. If you
Speaker 1: put garbage garbage in, then it's going to be really bad.
Speaker 1: If you put good, healthy garbage in, it's going to
Speaker 1: come out is quite good. So you don't want to
Speaker 1: put any disease plants in there. UM Invasive weeds are
Speaker 1: another one too, Yeah, but it says you can also
Speaker 1: put weeds in there, so I guess you just need
Speaker 1: to figure out which ones are the bad ones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So this specifically calls out buttercups, morning glory, and quack grass.
Speaker 1: I'm quite sure that there's plenty of seeds that wouldn't
Speaker 1: survive the composting process, but apparently these two. So stay
Speaker 1: away from the quack grass. That was I think that
Speaker 1: was the big mantra woodstock. It's a gateway drug don't
Speaker 1: have the yellow sunshine or the quack grass. It was
Speaker 1: the brown the browns, which I mean, who wants brown acid?
Speaker 1: You know? And what about uh, you're talking about kitchen stuff?
Speaker 1: What about meat and dairy? Okay, that's that's controversial. It
Speaker 1: is because Emily had taken classes and they were like, no,
Speaker 1: don't use any of that. That's like an animal cells
Speaker 1: and and fats in particular, they putrefy, they don't decompose,
Speaker 1: and puture faction makes some stinky stuff, and I think
Speaker 1: you can also generate a lot of disease bearing pathogens.
Speaker 1: So I was surprised to see this article say yeah,
Speaker 1: put it in there. Well, and they kind of said
Speaker 1: this article if you if you're really heavily managing this thing,
Speaker 1: you can do it. But I don't know. I've just
Speaker 1: heard don't They said turn it into a slurry, which
Speaker 1: I don't want to see freud and riches blender at
Speaker 1: home with corn cob leavings on it. But um, he's
Speaker 1: a whip it up into a slurry. And as long
Speaker 1: as it's a good, hot, actively managed pile, it'll it
Speaker 1: won't be a problem. I'm gonna go ahead and say
Speaker 1: I don't think you should do that. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to do with the animal leavings, but I don't
Speaker 1: think you should compost it. All right, Uh, it might
Speaker 1: make sense to you to say, Hey, I have an
Speaker 1: outdoor fire pit. I bet that would be great in
Speaker 1: my compost. Her incorrect, Although this specifically says charcoal ashes.
Speaker 1: I think that's any kind of charred ashes. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: burnt wood is called charcoal. So are you sure? Because
Speaker 1: I know what I know what you just said was true.
Speaker 1: But supposedly the entire Amazon Basin, and I learned this
Speaker 1: from the Greatest Book of All Time by Charles C. Mann,
Speaker 1: the entire Amazon Basin was a managed forest um that
Speaker 1: the indigenous people's down there had made completely fertile and
Speaker 1: fikoned by instead of slash and burn, they were using
Speaker 1: slash and char techniques, and there was way more carbon
Speaker 1: locked into the charred tree stumps and there was the ashes,
Speaker 1: so it became more fertile. So I have a question
Speaker 1: about that one. You know, I'm gonna back off of
Speaker 1: my determined stance because I don't know it would make
Speaker 1: sense if it was coal, like if it's like charcoal briquettes,
Speaker 1: because they have cement and all sorts of chemicals and
Speaker 1: junk in them. But if it's charred wood or would ash,
Speaker 1: I wonder. All right, well, somebody let us know, CHARLC.
Speaker 1: Man tell us the pesticide treated plants. You you know,
Speaker 1: you know my stands on pesticides period. Don't use them.
Speaker 1: But if you do, definitely don't put that stuff in there.
Speaker 1: Because your whole thing here is you want to you
Speaker 1: want to more or less organic compost pile right in
Speaker 1: the end, and so one of the things that people
Speaker 1: love about composted is it actually is organic. And we're
Speaker 1: going to explain how. I didn't know this until um
Speaker 1: we did this research, but we'll explain how because we're
Speaker 1: going to go through the process that your compost pile undergoes.
Speaker 1: Right after this. Yeah, all right, I did something we
Speaker 1: rarely do, which is looks something up as we're podcasting,
Speaker 1: because it just sounded lazy to be like, oh, we
Speaker 1: don't know this one. Um gardens alive dot com says,
Speaker 1: um wood ashes are so strongly alkaline that it doesn't
Speaker 1: take a lot to upset the balance in the pile
Speaker 1: and stop the processing. You can add a very small
Speaker 1: amount of wood ash from like your fireplace or a
Speaker 1: woodburning stove. Um, it apparently not much, so I think,
Speaker 1: you know, like you're kind of right, and then it's
Speaker 1: it's not completely for boating, right, But it sounds like
Speaker 1: too much is not a good thing. I think that's
Speaker 1: what freud And was just saying, like, don't even mess
Speaker 1: with it. Put an animal fasts instead. Well, and that's
Speaker 1: what the person from Gardens Alive was saying this, like
Speaker 1: it's so little that it's not really going to make
Speaker 1: a difference. And if you're trying to get rid of
Speaker 1: it in a different way, she's like, it's not really
Speaker 1: gonna matter. But the but it raises a great question, Chuck,
Speaker 1: why in the name of all things holy would it
Speaker 1: matter what the alkalinity is of your compost pile. And
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. Because it's a chemistry experiment. It
Speaker 1: is it's a it's a chemistry experiment. It's also a
Speaker 1: biological experiment. You have a microcosm growing there, and there's
Speaker 1: actually really easy things you can do to optimize this
Speaker 1: and basically create a Zanna Do paradise for the the
Speaker 1: microbes and primary and secondary and tertiary um consumers of
Speaker 1: this stuff that you're putting in there to break down
Speaker 1: so that they just have the greatest life that any
Speaker 1: invertebrate or microbe ever had. All right, should we talk
Speaker 1: chemistry a bit then come back to just the management
Speaker 1: and stuff. All right, what you're really talking about here
Speaker 1: for an ideal composting scene, you need a disco ball,
Speaker 1: and you need a proper uh C in ratio, which
Speaker 1: is carbon to nitrogen ratio. And depending on how walky
Speaker 1: you want to get, if you want to start measuring things,
Speaker 1: you can do that. But from what I gather, just
Speaker 1: try and do a lot to a little about thirty
Speaker 1: to one carbon to nitrogen and and eyeball it. When
Speaker 1: the rule of thumb is this, if it's green and
Speaker 1: um recently deceased, and by green like a nice bananappeal
Speaker 1: would qualify as this right is appliable and green or
Speaker 1: you know, again recently deceased, it is um high in nitrogen.
Speaker 1: If it's brown and dried, it's high in carbon. So
Speaker 1: you want to actually when you're adding the compost, you
Speaker 1: want to just kind of layer this stuff in about
Speaker 1: those ratios thirty to one. And there's actually tables like
Speaker 1: if you're a big time into this. There are tables
Speaker 1: out there that tell you just about exactly the carbon
Speaker 1: and nitrogen ratio in each individual thing. But what we
Speaker 1: said earlier, you want to avoid grass clippings. This is why,
Speaker 1: because they're too high in nitrogen. And what happens when
Speaker 1: you have too much nitrogen it's bad, right, It makes
Speaker 1: your pile stinky. Yeah, that's is that where the methane
Speaker 1: starts creeping in that Actually it leads to ammonia gas. Right.
Speaker 1: But you also don't want too much carbon either, chuck,
Speaker 1: because so you carbon and nitrogen. Carbon is like the
Speaker 1: building block and it's an energy source for these micro
Speaker 1: Nitrogen is um essential to their growth and their metabolic
Speaker 1: activity as well. But when they have this in these concentrations,
Speaker 1: that's when they flourish. Yeah. And the other problem with
Speaker 1: carbon two is it just it breaks down so slowly. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: it depends on the source. Yeah that's true. But generally
Speaker 1: a lot of the carbon sources like newspaper and corn
Speaker 1: cobs and stuff like that, it's just a much slower process, right. Right,
Speaker 1: So like they have um much tougher uh structural support
Speaker 1: in their cells, have structural integrity exactly. Um, they need
Speaker 1: to have a good saying that rhymes. If it's yellow,
Speaker 1: let it mellow, If it's brown, flush it down. Um,
Speaker 1: I thought you were heading towards that. I was just
Speaker 1: kind of like on the edge of my seat, like
Speaker 1: if it's greens brown. Maybe maybe there is one that
Speaker 1: we don't know, or maybe someone can write one like
Speaker 1: a creative listener. I would love to hear it. I'll
Speaker 1: bet we get a bunch of those. All right, oxygen
Speaker 1: if you're talking uh, if we're talking ratios, and again,
Speaker 1: you can walk out as much as possible. But the
Speaker 1: good news is about your compost piles. It's not like
Speaker 1: it needs to be like the oxygen that you need
Speaker 1: walking around to breathe, which is in the atmosphere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what we have going on. It can get by
Speaker 1: these aerobic microbes as low as five percent. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: cutting it close. That's getting it close. They say, try
Speaker 1: to hover somewhere around ten or up. How do you
Speaker 1: measure that? You don't? You just airate your pile and
Speaker 1: it's fine by either turning it or you can do
Speaker 1: hold PVC. And I guess that brings us kind of
Speaker 1: to the management part um. You don't just sit there
Speaker 1: unless you want to have a totally passive pile, and
Speaker 1: who wants that? You have to manage this thing either
Speaker 1: every day or every other day. Turn it, like we're saying,
Speaker 1: either with the little crank if you've got a handy
Speaker 1: little barrel unit, or with a pitch fork or they
Speaker 1: call it a composting fork in here. That's pretty fancy.
Speaker 1: Probably the same thing. And it's the same thing as
Speaker 1: a pitchfork, except like fifty dollars more. Uh, you want
Speaker 1: to water it some, but again, um, do you want
Speaker 1: to give watering advice? You don't want it for me.
Speaker 1: You don't want it to be soaking wet. No, you
Speaker 1: want to be moist. Damp. People hate that word, so
Speaker 1: we'll say damp um. And again I mentioned the perforated
Speaker 1: PVC pipes that can help. Uh. It says you can
Speaker 1: avoid turning it by having those pipes. I would still
Speaker 1: turn it. I would too, just to mix it up right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but putting PBC pipes throughout your pile would make it
Speaker 1: really difficult to turn. So well, you can pull them out,
Speaker 1: I guess you could, you know, but getting them back
Speaker 1: into real pain. You can stick him back in another
Speaker 1: way to get to introduce oxygen is earthworms. Oh man,
Speaker 1: this is where I go crazy. Oh yeah, we have
Speaker 1: a lot of worms on our property. And just because
Speaker 1: there's a lot of worms in Georgia. Yeah, um, we
Speaker 1: did a great episode on earthworms, remember, Yeah, And every
Speaker 1: time I find them, Um, I picked them up. I
Speaker 1: show them to Emily and she immediately says, throw it
Speaker 1: in the garden, you know. And that's because we weren't
Speaker 1: composting heavily. Now it's gonna be thrown in the compost pile.
Speaker 1: But these guys are great because they naturally and may
Speaker 1: do a lot of things, but one of the things
Speaker 1: they do is naturally aerate by just tunneling through that stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So earthworms and then worms in general are probably the
Speaker 1: most important non microscopic resident in your compost pile. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they do so much. So worms and especially earthworms
Speaker 1: and most types of nematodes um. They actually go in
Speaker 1: and like eat a lot of the stuff that's in
Speaker 1: the compost pile, a lot of the food waste, right
Speaker 1: or organic waste, and in doing so they break it down,
Speaker 1: and as they break it down, they make it easier
Speaker 1: for the microbes to digest themselves. Should we start with
Speaker 1: the microbes. Okay. So again this com postpile. When you
Speaker 1: add food waste to the pile and add soil, you're
Speaker 1: introducing energy source to energy consumer. Okay. And at the
Speaker 1: base of this is the is microbial life bacteria mostly
Speaker 1: but um, the bacteria go to town. They start eating
Speaker 1: this stuff, and the smaller it is, the more service
Speaker 1: area there is, the more the bacteria can eat. And
Speaker 1: they actually take the nutrients out of this and use
Speaker 1: it for cellular respiration, which is why they need oxygen,
Speaker 1: because they take oxygen and combine them with the carbon
Speaker 1: and they create a t P which they use as
Speaker 1: an energy source to power their cells and live and
Speaker 1: frolic and play, and in doing so they create carbon dioxide.
Speaker 1: That's right. So um, as they're doing this, they're they're
Speaker 1: actually breaking the stuff down from what you'd recognize as
Speaker 1: a banan appeal closer and closer to that finished humus
Speaker 1: project product. So you've got bacteria and they're a big
Speaker 1: part of it. And depending on the phase that the
Speaker 1: compost miles in, uh, the there will be different kinds
Speaker 1: of bacteria in your compost pile. Yeah, and it's not
Speaker 1: you know, just bacteria there's a fun guy doing lots
Speaker 1: of work. Um. We mentioned neba toads there. You're gonna
Speaker 1: eventually get mites in there, and slugs. You've already thrown
Speaker 1: your worms in, some millipedes doing some action, all these
Speaker 1: cute little legs, and overall these are known as primary consumers.
Speaker 1: Some are are are all of them primary consumers? While
Speaker 1: they're listed okay by this person who made this fancy chart.
Speaker 1: So then above that, chuck, you get the secondary consumers, secundo,
Speaker 1: and those are right, those are the um, those are
Speaker 1: the predators of the primary consumers, right yeah. And then
Speaker 1: you have tertiary consumers. They're the predators of the secondary consumers.
Speaker 1: And so you put all this together and what you
Speaker 1: have is a food web if microbs breaking the stuff down,
Speaker 1: worms and stuff doing the same thing in some way. Um,
Speaker 1: and then other predators, different graduated levels of predators preying
Speaker 1: on the smaller animals to keep their population in check
Speaker 1: and to keep everything in a perfect balance so that
Speaker 1: it's as efficient as possible. And eventually a great white
Speaker 1: shark comes along. What gets me eats the whole pile
Speaker 1: thanks to a shark, Nato. What gets me though, Um,
Speaker 1: the best The best part of all this to me
Speaker 1: is that if you look at the lifespan of a
Speaker 1: compost pile from brand new to finished humans to humus,
Speaker 1: it's a It forms a bell as far as the
Speaker 1: temperature gradient goes, right, Yeah, it's really kind of cool.
Speaker 1: So the first stage is the mesophilic stage. Temperatures get
Speaker 1: up to I think forty degrees celsius. I can't remember
Speaker 1: what that is in fahrenheight. Yeah, we'll go with celsius. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: so it's warmish. And then as the cellular respiration mounts
Speaker 1: and builds, a more and more bacteria born and start
Speaker 1: eating and carry this cellular respiration out. The byproducts are
Speaker 1: CEO two and heat, and heat starts to accumulate in
Speaker 1: the compost pile so much so that it gets up
Speaker 1: to something like um fifty to sixty degrees celsius, which
Speaker 1: is like a hundred to a hundred and fifty degrees fahrenheit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's hot. At this point, your organisms are going
Speaker 1: to change. You're gonna have thermophilic there. These are a
Speaker 1: little heat loving critters and they move in because it's
Speaker 1: nice and warm. Their snowbirds, their desert dwellers, and they
Speaker 1: like it when it's warm. Um. But here's the thing
Speaker 1: is you want to like you want you don't want
Speaker 1: it to get too hot, so you want to continue
Speaker 1: to airate and keep that temperature and check. What you
Speaker 1: want is that natural bell to happen on its own, right,
Speaker 1: So the mesophilic um bacteria die off or they go
Speaker 1: kind of dormant as it enters the thermophilic phase. And
Speaker 1: then after the thermophilic phase ends. The reason it ends
Speaker 1: is because they've eaten up all of the stuff that's
Speaker 1: there to eat and only the hard stuffs left over.
Speaker 1: And so the thermophiles go away, and some of the
Speaker 1: mesophiles come back and new stuff comes in like um
Speaker 1: acts in of my seats actin of my seats, which
Speaker 1: are kind of like a weird fungi. Bacteria cross and
Speaker 1: they break down like the really hard woody shrubby stuff
Speaker 1: UM and they finish it off. And this third phase
Speaker 1: is called the curing phase. Right, And at the end
Speaker 1: of all of it you have this great nutrient rich
Speaker 1: hummus humus. But in the middle of that, when it
Speaker 1: gets really hot, it gets so hot, chuck that pathogens
Speaker 1: that can make you sick, that can make animals sick,
Speaker 1: that can make plants sick, are actually killed off in
Speaker 1: the face, which is why when you get your hands
Speaker 1: on compost on humus, it's organic. It's been basically treated
Speaker 1: naturally to rid itself of parasites, pathogens, all sorts of
Speaker 1: bad stuff, and all that's left off does the nutrients
Speaker 1: that have been broken down in the process that a
Speaker 1: plant can use very easily, and again the circle of
Speaker 1: life starts over again. Yeah, and you know, I mentioned
Speaker 1: sun earlier can dry it out, but if if it
Speaker 1: gets over sixty five celsius, it's gonna kill off so
Speaker 1: many microbes. It's gonna really slow down your process. Uh
Speaker 1: So that's another reason you turn it is to kind
Speaker 1: of keep and again don't have it direct sunlight, but
Speaker 1: it's going to keep that temperature where it does its
Speaker 1: thing naturally. Where you don't want to, you know, put
Speaker 1: a heat lamp on it. I just want to keep
Speaker 1: it moist, turn it over and let it do its thing,
Speaker 1: and you might come out there on a chilly morning
Speaker 1: there might be steam coming off of that sucker, and dude,
Speaker 1: that's when you just like you go hot dog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hot diggity dog and you go inside and you eat
Speaker 1: a banana yea, and you throw it on the on
Speaker 1: the pile. All right, So when is it all over? Man?
Speaker 1: I just love this is why I love earth science.
Speaker 1: It's really amazing because it's like it requires a little
Speaker 1: bit the human management. But then you kind of just
Speaker 1: step away and say, do your thing. It's really neat.
Speaker 1: Uh when is it Overwell, you can tell. There's a
Speaker 1: few ways of being able to tell. Um. The temperature
Speaker 1: starts to go down. If it's below a hundred degrees fahrenheit,
Speaker 1: it's out of the thermophilic phase and it's now into
Speaker 1: the mesophilic phase. This says that it's probably done. I disagree.
Speaker 1: I think you probably wanted even cooler than that, because
Speaker 1: the longer you let it cure, the more um diverse
Speaker 1: the microbes inside are going to be, the better the
Speaker 1: soil that you use to amend it with is going
Speaker 1: to be sure. Temperature is one uh, one of it
Speaker 1: is just eyeball it. And if it's if it's about decomposed,
Speaker 1: like if you still see clearly a banana peal, then
Speaker 1: it's not done. Right. You don't want to recognize this
Speaker 1: stuff is food at this point, um or an eggshell
Speaker 1: or whatever? Um? And is it? Is it smaller? Is
Speaker 1: if it's been reduced by and it's dark brown or
Speaker 1: black and crumbly and it looks kind of like soil,
Speaker 1: then you're you're cooking with gas. It's my dad used
Speaker 1: to say, Um, the texture, did you say smooth or crumbly? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What about the smell, Well, it shouldn't um, it shouldn't
Speaker 1: stink bad at this point. No, it should smell earthy.
Speaker 1: And actually one of my favorites the actin of my sites,
Speaker 1: the actin of my seats. Okay, they are the reason
Speaker 1: that soil and dirt has its smell. It's those guys.
Speaker 1: They give it its earthy smell and that cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think we didn't mention you know that it's
Speaker 1: doing well along the way if it stopped smelling like
Speaker 1: it doesn't just stink the whole time, right, And it's
Speaker 1: not gonna smell earthy. The soil that you add will
Speaker 1: smell earthy. But when you grab a handful of humus,
Speaker 1: it should just fall through your fingers. It should be
Speaker 1: the closer to black, the better, and it should smell
Speaker 1: like every everything associated with earth would smell like. It's
Speaker 1: like the word earth. That's what it should smell like.
Speaker 1: Like you'll understand what earth smells like. Yeah, they said
Speaker 1: pete moss. If you if none of this makes sense,
Speaker 1: go to your local hardware store or lawn and garden
Speaker 1: center and smell the pete moss exactly. Um. So, now
Speaker 1: that it's done, you've got your wonderfully natural fertilizer. Use it,
Speaker 1: Put it, Spread it out in your garden, Spread it
Speaker 1: out around your trees, throw it in your yard, spread
Speaker 1: it around your naked body, and run around your yard
Speaker 1: if you want to. Um, it's got a doobie pile
Speaker 1: or quack grass. Yeah, stay away from that stuff. Um.
Speaker 1: It's basically like the easiest way to put it without
Speaker 1: getting too scientific, is it's gonna make everything better. It's
Speaker 1: gonna increase soil microbes. It's gonna increase nutrients and enhance them.
Speaker 1: It's gonna improve the pH and chemistry of your soil,
Speaker 1: your yards structure and again. And like, what you've just
Speaker 1: done is taken stuff and had it broken down into
Speaker 1: its components, unlocked it for your plants to use. So
Speaker 1: your plants are gonna say thank you brother. Pretty amazing. Ye. Uh,
Speaker 1: some people create a lot of it and sell it,
Speaker 1: but you know, mainly people do this to just use
Speaker 1: around their house. Yeah, and increasingly towns are starting to
Speaker 1: do curb side composting. Pickup food waste, pickup where you
Speaker 1: got trash, recycling bin food waste. Been an appeals, You've
Speaker 1: been an appeals? Right, that's it all right, go forth
Speaker 1: and composts. Yeah, if you want to know more about composting,
Speaker 1: you can type that word in the search part house
Speaker 1: to works dot com. Cornell actually also has a really
Speaker 1: great site about composting if you want to know more
Speaker 1: about the science of it. Were very excited. I love that.
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