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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we're back back back at the back

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<v Speaker 2>back from We're going for like mad long yo. We

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<v Speaker 2>went around a world friend, low key, high key. We

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<v Speaker 2>we did a little where as the world is Carmen

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<v Speaker 2>San Diego. But I'm all saying, also, doesn't it feel

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<v Speaker 2>like we were We didn't do an episode in mellow

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<v Speaker 2>it did? It did feel like that, And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I just got to get back in the groove of

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<v Speaker 2>doing it because there was a moment where I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>are we still doing the podcast? I was like, do

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<v Speaker 2>we have a podcast? The answer is yea. And I

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<v Speaker 2>just got a notification on Facebook that we've done this

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<v Speaker 2>podcast for four years? Now what four years ago?

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<v Speaker 1>You? I know, wait when did the first episode air?

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<v Speaker 2>Today? Four years ago?

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<v Speaker 1>Today?

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<v Speaker 2>Today? Ago? P d dabrow Today makes it four American years? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>for American African American years, African American years. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so this was like pre Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it was a better time to tell you that much.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a better time. It was like right before,

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<v Speaker 2>right before everything was over. Yeah, it was right before

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the world. Isn't that crazy? Wow? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>But we've been doing the Patreon for a year. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we haven't been doing it that long and it's already

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<v Speaker 2>just made our lives better financially wise. Uh. So we

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<v Speaker 2>loved to see it. We love money. Yes, keep giving

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<v Speaker 2>us that. Yeah, actually we have to we have to

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<v Speaker 2>meet up Marie, so we can, you know, do what

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<v Speaker 2>we normally do for the Patreon Yeah all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I was gonna come over today, but you

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<v Speaker 2>are booked booked up. I truly think you still have

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<v Speaker 2>enough time to come over, So just saying yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I decided that I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 2>smoke weed for the month of October. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>there's more avocado on this white sweater I got. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna take it off. So I decided I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna smoke weed for the month of October for

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<v Speaker 2>thirty days, and then found out later that there are

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<v Speaker 2>thirty one days in October, which is like, okay, we

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<v Speaker 2>don't turn up. We're gonna turn up on the thirty first.

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<v Speaker 2>So thirty days no smoking, and today is the last

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<v Speaker 2>day that I can smoke, So me and my friend

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<v Speaker 2>are gonna hang out today and go hi. So I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if I'm available for the Patreon oh is

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<v Speaker 2>it a friend that like you know who I'm talking about. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna say his name on here. You know

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<v Speaker 2>exactly what is. You've met him, You've been in his car,

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<v Speaker 2>you've met his dog. You know him. Hey, baby, missy sweet?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, make sure you do what you need

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<v Speaker 2>to do so that we can have something to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about when we finally do do the Patreon Okay, we

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<v Speaker 2>can do it tomorrow. Good. Great, do you have time

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<v Speaker 2>to Are you available tomorrow? I'm sure I'm available tomorrow

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<v Speaker 2>or something? All right, worse comes to worse, Well, we

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<v Speaker 2>will figure it out. Well, we'll post it at midnight,

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<v Speaker 2>and you guys can enjoy it for the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>your worst things worse I pop up freaks, saw the

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<v Speaker 2>honeys bunnies play boys. First things first, I'll eat your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>First things first. That's all right, you're right, okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>let's just get right into it. Bitches went away and

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<v Speaker 2>the cats were playing mm hmm the cats your cats, No,

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<v Speaker 2>my pussy, Your pussy was popping togethers. That's how rumors.

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<v Speaker 2>I know someone's good. Listen to this. They paused the

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<v Speaker 2>episode to be like Sydney and Maurice Pussies was playing again.

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<v Speaker 2>We need rumors, we need rumors, we need something to

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<v Speaker 2>go viral on this fun, amazing podcast. That's the rumor

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<v Speaker 2>that you want to start. Yes, let's let's go. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>start from the top. So I went to La to

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<v Speaker 2>visit you know, my love, and we turned it into

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<v Speaker 2>a goals trip. You know, it's like, if you love me,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta love my gals. So you me, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if we were mentioning this this friend of ours anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>You Me and third trist A Megas was in La

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<v Speaker 2>and that I mean, that's how I know, like this

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<v Speaker 2>person is amazing because they were able to house not

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<v Speaker 2>just one but dose friends, dose friends. I mean that's

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<v Speaker 2>just the perk of having a nice ass, big ass house.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I think that I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 2>would let my friend bring her two friends to my house,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, not this house that living right now. But

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<v Speaker 2>she was very generous because I was in the house,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was like, you letting us drink the water,

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<v Speaker 2>you letting us eat the fools here? Wow? And you

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<v Speaker 2>providing transportation. She's I think she's a keeper. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead and propose to you for her. Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 2>she's really, you know, top tier, and I'm glad that

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<v Speaker 2>I've met somebody during this fucking awful year night mayor

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<v Speaker 2>of a year so terrible. But she definitely is the

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<v Speaker 2>light at the end of the very dark tunnel. And

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<v Speaker 2>we come on poetry. We had a good time. You

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<v Speaker 2>guys laughed a lot. You guys laughed, you got smoked.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys laughed and smoked. And you heard me had sex.

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<v Speaker 2>It was it was wonderful. I did hear Sydney have sex?

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<v Speaker 2>How does it sound? Very I forgot about that. Yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>how does it sound? So? Do you remember when you

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<v Speaker 2>heard Carolina have sex and you said that she sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like a size two and you were like, is that Carolina?

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<v Speaker 2>And you were like mad close to the door and

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<v Speaker 2>you opened it a little bit and you got in

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<v Speaker 2>the bed with them. Remember when you told that story.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was uh yeah, bitch, talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, is there a cat in here? Because

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<v Speaker 2>it's like it's like and then it was like.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>Yo. I was like, I'm gonna sit right here on

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<v Speaker 2>this couch. No, And then the third of ours fucking

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<v Speaker 2>knocks on the door and asks for the Wi Fi

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like that was hilarious. You know, we're adults,

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<v Speaker 2>you can figure it out. We're busy, yo, What time

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<v Speaker 2>of one time of day was the morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Got it been a little bit earlier than that, even

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<v Speaker 2>because you know our third likes to get up very early. Loud,

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<v Speaker 2>not even necessarily for the internet. She she was like,

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<v Speaker 2>want FaceTime with her family falcony, laughing loud, and you know, Sydney,

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<v Speaker 2>come hard, come hard, hard, can't come because I'm hearing

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<v Speaker 2>my friend in the back background. Honestly, you should really

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<v Speaker 2>lean into your friend's voices when you're having no thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all same, I love my friend dearly, but that's

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<v Speaker 2>not the voice that I want to squirt to. Sorry, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we're squirting regularly. Come through consistency. Yeah, it was, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it was hard. It was hard to like get my

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<v Speaker 2>mind where it needed to be because I but you

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<v Speaker 2>got there two days before. We did what. We gave

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<v Speaker 2>you time, ample time to destroy somebody's mattress and you're

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<v Speaker 2>saying you didn't get it in them other day. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>we did. We did. We had a little I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say, but we had a better kimk ray j

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<v Speaker 2>moment and at night in Paris, It's a night in

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<v Speaker 2>Cyny that's the title. Remember you said that, Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>was good. And then uh, you know, my friend was

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<v Speaker 2>very comfortable at this person's house and you know, praise

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<v Speaker 2>be plays be friendship. Well that's the thing. There's two

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<v Speaker 2>different types of people when they come to your house, right,

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<v Speaker 2>there's the type of person who shows up and they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we're shoes off, okay, cool, let me take them off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh may I may I have a glass of wine.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there's the person that shows up. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>take their shoes off. They maybe they throw their dirty

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<v Speaker 2>coat on your beer, even though the bed is nowhere

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<v Speaker 2>near that. She didn't have a coat though, so she

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't throwing her road anything. They opened the fridge and

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<v Speaker 2>they start touching things and tasting things. To take a

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<v Speaker 2>body of sandwich, put it down. They'll put their finger

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<v Speaker 2>in your fish chink and be like what a fish like?

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<v Speaker 2>Different types of house guests. And I want to say

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm the first one and our third is the

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<v Speaker 2>second one. Now and Sydney, you right there in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>You're and middle of those two types of people that

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<v Speaker 2>come to your own No, I mean no, I will.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put this one out here. I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>if the friend is listening. Uh So my friend was

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<v Speaker 2>in a very small revealing like one the Lips was

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<v Speaker 2>waving to everyone. The Lips went out in the balcony

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<v Speaker 2>to get some air. Listen. I heard one friend have

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<v Speaker 2>sex and saw my other friend having sex with the

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<v Speaker 2>close she ha. So that's the type of intimacy that

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<v Speaker 2>I experienced on his birthday, tche And so she was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, walking around and I was like, girl, you're

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<v Speaker 2>real comfortable in here, Like look what the fuck you're wearing?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I need you to put some

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<v Speaker 2>clothes on, and she was like, y'all lesbians. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was different. It was like if any thing she has,

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<v Speaker 2>she's yeah, she's gay, but she has eyes she can see.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you said that, it was like funny to me,

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<v Speaker 2>but you were legit being serious. Dead ass didn't want her.

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<v Speaker 2>Coach Lips like, yeah, put your robe on, bitch, put

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<v Speaker 2>it on. And then she went and put on the tiniest,

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<v Speaker 2>like the shortest, sluttiest rope. It was a very pretty silk,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was who it was cropped it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you remember the half baby fat jackets from back in

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<v Speaker 2>the day, That's exactly what was. And my friend is hot.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend's hot. So I was like, yeah, yeah, cover up, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you're cute, bitch like there. But her mindset was I'm

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<v Speaker 2>amongst women. We we do less in fitting rooms and dressed.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, this is not a planet fitness. We are

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<v Speaker 2>not in the fitting room, honey. We are in someone's space.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, I don't want I don't want Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be thinking about you while we're

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<v Speaker 2>trying to do stuff. Because, yeah, Aramiga was giving us

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<v Speaker 2>Ebonine Place Club Andrew, I don't know if you know

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<v Speaker 2>that reference that might be to I mean, I love

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<v Speaker 2>the Players Club is a classic film from the night.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend has a very sexy body, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be thinking about this now, cover up.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you thinking about your friend the next time

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<v Speaker 2>you were having sex while your other friend me was

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<v Speaker 2>thinking about you. I was just thinking about the fucking WiFi.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, does she have the WiFi? What do

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<v Speaker 2>I what do I need to get for her for

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<v Speaker 2>her to not knock on this door? Yo, Sidney was

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<v Speaker 2>fully having sex. And our friend was like, is that

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<v Speaker 2>when I say I saw her hand on the door handle?

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<v Speaker 2>She was she wasggling. Is that the titles? Is that

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<v Speaker 2>the title? What's the WiFi? What's the WiFi? Maybe?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you say earlier? It was a night night

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<v Speaker 1>and night.

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<v Speaker 2>In money, a night in Sydney. He's actually the wife

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<v Speaker 2>that is so good. That's my WiFi passwords, A night

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<v Speaker 2>in city. So we went to we went to La

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<v Speaker 2>La Land that was cute, and then we went to

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<v Speaker 2>what was the next spot? Then we jumped on a

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<v Speaker 2>plane and went to saloon. We were in Mexico. We

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<v Speaker 2>were dripped in pesos and we stayed in this really

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<v Speaker 2>really sexy house, beautiful house that had a pool, gorgeous

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<v Speaker 2>and and a private chef was there when we got there,

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<v Speaker 2>and let's talk about that. They were let's talk about

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<v Speaker 2>the scam, the scandal, So the Mexican scandalos he They

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<v Speaker 2>were like, oh, the the chef is this much money

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<v Speaker 2>per for this group of people, plus the price of ingredients.

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<v Speaker 2>So we were like, ah, that's okay. We splurged a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit. We'll be rich. We'll do some real housewives

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<v Speaker 2>of we gotta work type things, and he was like

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<v Speaker 2>the groceries was one hundred dollars, one hundred and four dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>We were like me, Anda, Me, Me and a Mina

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<v Speaker 2>looked at each other because Amina was in'to lum with

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<v Speaker 2>us and a Mina looked at each other and we

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<v Speaker 2>were like, I spend. If I'm spending one hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 2>on groceries, I'm eating for like three years. Like that's

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<v Speaker 2>enough food for me to eat for several weeks. Mind you,

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<v Speaker 2>let me tell you the menu. It was like pasta

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<v Speaker 2>with chicken in it, the fahidas with chicken with the

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<v Speaker 2>same chicken, and then a salad and there was guac

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<v Speaker 2>and chip. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait where did you find this chef?

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<v Speaker 2>He was through the Airbnb that we were using. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so the Yeah, so the gaggies they own like twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five properties and they just have like chefs and transportation

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<v Speaker 2>and massuses and like this network of people that they

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<v Speaker 2>use that they just refer you to when you ask

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<v Speaker 2>for them. And it was like whatever, I had never

0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:10.959
<v Speaker 2>done anything like that before. I don't I don't come

0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:15.720
<v Speaker 2>from private shift money. Like my mom was my private

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<v Speaker 2>chef and she wasn't taking requests, not at all. She

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<v Speaker 2>was you know, she was buying her groceries, you know,

0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:25.120
<v Speaker 2>on sale with coupons. So yeah, it was pasta with

0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:29.040
<v Speaker 2>chicken chicken fijedas. There was two bottles of wine that

0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:30.320
<v Speaker 2>they were like, oh, the wine is going to be

0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:34.560
<v Speaker 2>inexpensive in Mexico. Comes back to the house. It was

0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:36.080
<v Speaker 2>like it was one hundred and four dollars and we

0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:41.520
<v Speaker 2>were like, we paid it obviously clearly. But every time

0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:44.160
<v Speaker 2>we had them come cook for us, the ingredients was

0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:47.040
<v Speaker 2>one hundred dollars again, and it was like, well, where

0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:49.480
<v Speaker 2>are y'all shopping? Okay? Is there a Walgreens here? And

0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:54.880
<v Speaker 2>being the inspector gadgets of black women in comedy, we

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<v Speaker 2>were like, let's go to the store. Let's let's get

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<v Speaker 2>some groceries. Well, actually, the reason we went to the

0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:01.440
<v Speaker 2>stores because we didn't have any food in the house

0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:05.400
<v Speaker 2>and we were hungry. Right, don't mess up the story. Marine.

0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:08.280
<v Speaker 2>You're saying, oh, you're saying that we was on the case.

0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:09.960
<v Speaker 2>You're saying we were harry at the spy. So we

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<v Speaker 2>went to the grocercy store. Okay, go ahead, go ahead,

0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:14.920
<v Speaker 2>sys my bad. So we went there. They want alcohol,

0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:18.240
<v Speaker 2>they want snacks, they want food. We get salmon. Like

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<v Speaker 2>we going on, wait a minute, holding we get to

0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:25.160
<v Speaker 2>the supermart. First of all, we had the driver waiting

0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:28.320
<v Speaker 2>for like half an hour. Out that man done with us.

0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:30.680
<v Speaker 2>We're like, oh my god, he's gonna charge us ninety

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<v Speaker 2>eight dollars. So he we we get there, He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>We're like, we're gonna we need thirty minutes. Sydney starts

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<v Speaker 2>full on grocery shopping her own car by herself in Mexico,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, well, what's that over there? She's

0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:49.120
<v Speaker 2>she's collecting things for the group, and then we're gonna consolidate. No,

0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Sydney's buying red Bull, she's buying cheesy Cheeto, she's buying

0:15:53.760 --> 0:16:00.920
<v Speaker 2>no Waters, she's buying Sydney think I had. She's buying Gushers,

0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:04.880
<v Speaker 2>she's buying Dunker Niggas. She's buying all this stuff. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at her cart like, babe, we're only gonna

0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:12.280
<v Speaker 2>be here for three days. But you know, I was like, well,

0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:14.120
<v Speaker 2>maybe she's prepping for a silken cook. I don't know

0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:19.160
<v Speaker 2>what was happening. Right. We were at the supermarket for

0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:23.280
<v Speaker 2>like an hour and we get all this stuff. We

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<v Speaker 2>did not eat. We got ice cream, we got snacks,

0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:30.600
<v Speaker 2>we got cereal, milk, all this and it was like,

0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:34.160
<v Speaker 2>why did we get so much cheese? So much? AnyWho?

0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:37.280
<v Speaker 2>I do my little cart, they do they cart right

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<v Speaker 2>their car? What did your car come up to? Like

0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:43.280
<v Speaker 2>seventy seven dollars? I don't know, but yeah it was.

0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:47.640
<v Speaker 2>The total was like a little bit for four people,

0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:50.960
<v Speaker 2>five people. He had been telling us that the groceries

0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:53.840
<v Speaker 2>were one hundred dollars for us to cook the one

0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:56.240
<v Speaker 2>meal that he was my car, my car. I had

0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:59.680
<v Speaker 2>a raizor, I had body washed, I had like mad

0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:03.240
<v Speaker 2>I had stuff for Marie's birthday party. I had plates

0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:06.040
<v Speaker 2>and forks and balloons and all this shit. My thing

0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:08.520
<v Speaker 2>came up to like sixty something dollars. I was like,

0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:11.880
<v Speaker 2>there's no way, sir, there's no way. You got one

0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:15.960
<v Speaker 2>meal and it costs one hundred dollars. You lying sack

0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:19.240
<v Speaker 2>of shit, right, you gonna lie to us in this

0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:23.040
<v Speaker 2>pandemic black women at that you're gonna try to hustle

0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:26.560
<v Speaker 2>black women doing it on my birthday? Girl in this time?

0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Is you're gonna try to disrespect me in this time?

0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:31.960
<v Speaker 2>And when we say the ingredients were one hundred dollars.

0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:34.600
<v Speaker 2>We still had to pay him for the cooking meal,

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<v Speaker 2>which was another I don't know, one hundred dollars or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>But so so this dude came back and we were

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<v Speaker 2>or when we got back from the supermarket, we messaged

0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:47.520
<v Speaker 2>the Airbnb lady, our contact, and we were like, we

0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:50.760
<v Speaker 2>need receipts moving forward, us receipts. We need receipts of

0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:53.800
<v Speaker 2>everything that he's buying for us. And I guess he

0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:55.920
<v Speaker 2>was upset about that because he showed up the next

0:17:55.960 --> 0:18:00.959
<v Speaker 2>day with attitooed with a capital no all cap attitude

0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:04.120
<v Speaker 2>walk talk at walk, and so he lets Marie know,

0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:06.920
<v Speaker 2>like how much because we're like, it's Marie's birthday. Let's

0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:10.360
<v Speaker 2>let's have a nice fucking dinner. Let's have a Yeah.

0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Because he was he was like, oh, we can do

0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:14.119
<v Speaker 2>He's like we can grill, I could do steak, I

0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:16.879
<v Speaker 2>could do lobster. I could do this. And you know,

0:18:16.960 --> 0:18:21.200
<v Speaker 2>Sidney her lobster and my friend is very wealthy in

0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:24.880
<v Speaker 2>her heart, and she was like, lobsters, let's do it right,

0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:27.120
<v Speaker 2>we get them.

0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Wait, I don't want to bury the lead, but you

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<v Speaker 1>got food poisoning?

0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:30.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:18:30.400 --> 0:18:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Did he give you? Oh?

0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:34.080
<v Speaker 2>My god, ma'am, well, she says, she says she got

0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:36.320
<v Speaker 2>it from the lobster, but we all ate the lobster,

0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:38.920
<v Speaker 2>and Sydney's the only one that got sick. But my lobster.

0:18:39.160 --> 0:18:42.200
<v Speaker 2>I visibly could tell that the lobster was not cooked.

0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:47.440
<v Speaker 2>But I was like, I've had sevich before, let's go okay,

0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:51.720
<v Speaker 2>so yes to Just to be clear, this man made

0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:56.439
<v Speaker 2>seven lobsters for five feetle so everybody got their own lobster,

0:18:56.560 --> 0:19:00.199
<v Speaker 2>and then there was like residual remainder lobster and it

0:19:00.240 --> 0:19:02.679
<v Speaker 2>was so the lobster. It was one hundred and sixty

0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:09.560
<v Speaker 2>one dollars for seven lobsters, which I'm slack. I feel

0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:11.639
<v Speaker 2>like that sounds good. I've never put no can someone

0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:15.800
<v Speaker 2>anybody's paid for one lobster before? How much does it cost? Well,

0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:17.919
<v Speaker 2>what's one sixty one divided by seven, because that's how

0:19:18.000 --> 0:19:19.040
<v Speaker 2>much east lobster was?

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<v Speaker 1>Got sixty one divided by seven twenty three dollars each.

0:19:26.440 --> 0:19:29.359
<v Speaker 2>Twenty three dollars for a lobster is actually quite Yeah,

0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:33.600
<v Speaker 2>that is cheap. Well, we didn't need fucking seven, but

0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:37.320
<v Speaker 2>we definitely didn't need seven lobsters because and he bought

0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:41.720
<v Speaker 2>shrimp too. He had shrimp. He bought these giants that

0:19:41.920 --> 0:19:45.960
<v Speaker 2>they call them Rang's doing a prawn and a shrimp.

0:19:46.560 --> 0:19:49.639
<v Speaker 2>One went to private school and another one didn't. Okay, so

0:19:49.720 --> 0:19:51.840
<v Speaker 2>we had proms that know how to ski in and

0:19:51.920 --> 0:19:56.040
<v Speaker 2>speak multiple languages. Our proms were Tracy Ellis Ross and

0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:57.880
<v Speaker 2>they still had the heads attached and the eyes were

0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:00.639
<v Speaker 2>like looking at us and they were like goog. But

0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:03.280
<v Speaker 2>we didn't even need all the shrimp. No, we didn't.

0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:05.640
<v Speaker 2>So and then there was a salad whatever the case

0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:09.040
<v Speaker 2>may be. Dinner was like over three hundred and something

0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:12.919
<v Speaker 2>dollars and it was really good. Thank my friend, my

0:20:13.119 --> 0:20:16.639
<v Speaker 2>good friend, my colleague, good sister paid for those lots. Yes,

0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:19.119
<v Speaker 2>I did what I could. I was like, happy birthday, baby,

0:20:19.320 --> 0:20:21.760
<v Speaker 2>I love you, kissed me on the mouth now did

0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:26.480
<v Speaker 2>not And it was it was a beautiful, beautiful day.

0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:32.320
<v Speaker 2>I mean we were in the pool, people were drinking smoking.

0:20:33.240 --> 0:20:36.199
<v Speaker 2>We actually started the day oh because we me and

0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Sydney were like completely content with going down to Mexico,

0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:44.040
<v Speaker 2>laying out by the pool, not interacting with really anybody

0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:46.840
<v Speaker 2>and just like working on our tans and learning how

0:20:46.840 --> 0:20:49.760
<v Speaker 2>to swim. Amina and her sister were like we got

0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:51.560
<v Speaker 2>to do something. What's the plan? And we were like,

0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:56.000
<v Speaker 2>no plan. They found this thing. We went and rode

0:20:56.040 --> 0:20:58.920
<v Speaker 2>ATVs through the jungle. That's what we did. I forgot.

0:20:58.960 --> 0:21:01.600
<v Speaker 2>And now we went to a monkey sank sanctuary and

0:21:01.640 --> 0:21:04.800
<v Speaker 2>we we like went into like a snow taste. We

0:21:04.880 --> 0:21:09.640
<v Speaker 2>like went into a cave and like pitch black cold water. Remember,

0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:11.560
<v Speaker 2>like it was like a whole day. It was a

0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:14.520
<v Speaker 2>whole day and a really sexy that was more money,

0:21:14.680 --> 0:21:17.720
<v Speaker 2>more money, just yeah, but the ATVs were fun. No,

0:21:17.840 --> 0:21:22.040
<v Speaker 2>it was worth it. It was It was definitely worth it. Andrew,

0:21:22.040 --> 0:21:24.400
<v Speaker 2>have you ever been on an a an all terrain vehicle?

0:21:24.720 --> 0:21:27.720
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I was wondering what ATV stood for. No, I've

0:21:27.760 --> 0:21:28.800
<v Speaker 1>not been on an a TV.

0:21:29.720 --> 0:21:33.040
<v Speaker 2>It's a four wheel you know who DMX is.

0:21:33.119 --> 0:21:36.680
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes, you're familiar.

0:21:36.240 --> 0:21:41.360
<v Speaker 2>With the earl. Yeah, so you it's just this big

0:21:41.400 --> 0:21:44.199
<v Speaker 2>ass little baby monster truck thing that you see like

0:21:44.240 --> 0:21:47.800
<v Speaker 2>white boys like riding through mud hills or whatever. So

0:21:48.680 --> 0:21:50.600
<v Speaker 2>we had never been on them, and I.

0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Was never you were you were controlling it yourself.

0:21:53.800 --> 0:21:56.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was like, we're driving our own we're.

0:21:56.000 --> 0:21:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Gonna get that sounds like so much fun though it was.

0:21:59.600 --> 0:22:02.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it was like, whenever it's around my birthday,

0:22:02.520 --> 0:22:04.560
<v Speaker 2>I always think this is when I'm gonna die because

0:22:05.080 --> 0:22:08.120
<v Speaker 2>my tombstone it's gonna be real sad. So I'm more

0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:10.560
<v Speaker 2>afraid that I'm gonna hurt myself and die. Around September

0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:13.639
<v Speaker 2>twenty third, and so we're on these ATVs and I

0:22:13.680 --> 0:22:16.119
<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm wearing a crop top. We have like

0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:19.480
<v Speaker 2>masks on and these goggles and these big ass helmets,

0:22:19.520 --> 0:22:21.840
<v Speaker 2>and like my heart is pounding. And then we start

0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:26.200
<v Speaker 2>driving and I was like, I'm a popo Lee. Yeah

0:22:26.320 --> 0:22:29.919
<v Speaker 2>she was. She was actually doing the most and I

0:22:30.080 --> 0:22:32.359
<v Speaker 2>really really and I was behind her and all of

0:22:32.359 --> 0:22:34.600
<v Speaker 2>the dust was all over me because she was going

0:22:34.680 --> 0:22:40.040
<v Speaker 2>to full speed ahead ghost be racer go. But you

0:22:40.119 --> 0:22:43.520
<v Speaker 2>know what, I think that whenever I travel to another country,

0:22:43.920 --> 0:22:46.880
<v Speaker 2>if they have ATV tours available, I'm gonna do. Yeah,

0:22:47.119 --> 0:22:49.359
<v Speaker 2>Like that's how much I enjoyed doing it. Yeah, it

0:22:49.440 --> 0:22:54.440
<v Speaker 2>was wonderful. We had a great time. The mosquitoes were terrorists.

0:22:54.920 --> 0:22:59.000
<v Speaker 2>They ate up my ass, my legs. They gave us

0:22:59.440 --> 0:23:02.760
<v Speaker 2>a bucks spray that literally was Capri Sun for them.

0:23:03.080 --> 0:23:06.840
<v Speaker 2>I think the buzzspray was mosquito like. It was like

0:23:07.000 --> 0:23:11.760
<v Speaker 2>mosquito gs. Because the mosquitos, the Mexican mosquitoes were so aggressive.

0:23:12.480 --> 0:23:14.320
<v Speaker 2>I felt like I was at like a like a

0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:17.320
<v Speaker 2>frat party or something like. It felt real like dude,

0:23:17.359 --> 0:23:19.440
<v Speaker 2>leave me alone, I have a man. The mosquitos were

0:23:19.480 --> 0:23:24.000
<v Speaker 2>like literally on Sydney's a Smiths, Miss Smiths, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:23:25.000 --> 0:23:29.679
<v Speaker 2>excuse me, excuse me, gentlemen, a A. It was what

0:23:29.720 --> 0:23:32.920
<v Speaker 2>time is it? It was showtime, dinner time, dinner time?

0:23:34.800 --> 0:23:37.840
<v Speaker 2>It was. It was then, you know, we saw the monkeys.

0:23:37.880 --> 0:23:40.760
<v Speaker 2>I had like twenty minutes into the tour. I said,

0:23:40.760 --> 0:23:43.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm going back. I can't. I can't do this. I

0:23:43.840 --> 0:23:47.840
<v Speaker 2>can do Sydney opted out. I said bye. Yeah, because

0:23:47.880 --> 0:23:50.080
<v Speaker 2>after we rode the ATVs and we like took a

0:23:50.119 --> 0:23:53.159
<v Speaker 2>deep dive into these like caves and stuff. Then it

0:23:53.280 --> 0:23:55.879
<v Speaker 2>was like a zoo and we were walking through the

0:23:55.960 --> 0:24:00.080
<v Speaker 2>jungle looking at like flamingos and parrots from Rio and

0:24:00.119 --> 0:24:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Sydney and Zadier were like, no, it's too many mosquitoes.

0:24:03.440 --> 0:24:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Were going back to this, I said, I guess this

0:24:05.000 --> 0:24:07.879
<v Speaker 2>is where I'm going to check out. Goodbye. And you

0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:10.760
<v Speaker 2>know Marie and I mean, they're like what we pay

0:24:10.800 --> 0:24:12.880
<v Speaker 2>her money? I was like the money is. I didn't

0:24:12.880 --> 0:24:14.879
<v Speaker 2>even say anything about the money. Me and my sister.

0:24:15.160 --> 0:24:16.880
<v Speaker 2>All of you guys wanted to go back to the car,

0:24:16.960 --> 0:24:19.560
<v Speaker 2>and me and my sister were like, well, the pesels

0:24:19.600 --> 0:24:23.960
<v Speaker 2>have already been sent via Venmo. Yeah, so we're gonna

0:24:24.000 --> 0:24:26.159
<v Speaker 2>sit here. Also, they were like, we're gonna go wait

0:24:26.200 --> 0:24:27.560
<v Speaker 2>in the van. But they were like the van is

0:24:27.600 --> 0:24:30.560
<v Speaker 2>not here. Yeah, you gotta wait for the driver and

0:24:30.640 --> 0:24:32.240
<v Speaker 2>when he gets here, then you can go. And it

0:24:32.320 --> 0:24:34.200
<v Speaker 2>was like, well, if I'm gonna be here, I might

0:24:34.240 --> 0:24:36.879
<v Speaker 2>as well finish this tour and look at these lemurs

0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:39.239
<v Speaker 2>or whatever. Oh my god, I want a lemur. I

0:24:39.320 --> 0:24:41.199
<v Speaker 2>was like, this is why I see why people have

0:24:41.320 --> 0:24:44.840
<v Speaker 2>these like exotic animals in their home. There the fucking

0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:48.760
<v Speaker 2>lemurs were so cute. You said, you want a lemur? Sidney,

0:24:48.800 --> 0:24:51.240
<v Speaker 2>have you learned nothing from that Oprah episode where that

0:24:51.320 --> 0:24:54.119
<v Speaker 2>lady had a chimpane Yeah, no, I don't remember, but

0:24:54.119 --> 0:24:57.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, and the chimpanzee ripped her face off.

0:24:57.760 --> 0:24:59.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't think the lemur would do that.

0:25:01.560 --> 0:25:03.760
<v Speaker 1>I hate it. I completely like blocked that out of

0:25:03.800 --> 0:25:05.760
<v Speaker 1>my memory. Thank you for bringing that back up.

0:25:05.800 --> 0:25:08.520
<v Speaker 2>That's like, of all the opera episodes that I walked

0:25:08.560 --> 0:25:10.520
<v Speaker 2>in on my mom watching. That is the one that

0:25:10.560 --> 0:25:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I remember the most clearly.

0:25:12.800 --> 0:25:15.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, obviously it's a monkey ripped.

0:25:15.359 --> 0:25:18.159
<v Speaker 2>Her fingers off. It was like, yeah, well did you

0:25:18.280 --> 0:25:20.040
<v Speaker 2>feed the monkey? Yeah?

0:25:20.080 --> 0:25:22.080
<v Speaker 1>And Sidney, you already have two cats. I mean that's

0:25:22.440 --> 0:25:24.440
<v Speaker 1>like the domestic version of lemurs.

0:25:25.280 --> 0:25:29.399
<v Speaker 2>No, yes, already have They're way more active than they have.

0:25:29.560 --> 0:25:36.879
<v Speaker 2>Their eyes were so cute, they were fer you. Yeah

0:25:37.080 --> 0:25:41.520
<v Speaker 2>you have Lemur corona now. Anyways, So okay, so we

0:25:41.600 --> 0:25:44.040
<v Speaker 2>did that and then we have the dinner and they

0:25:44.080 --> 0:25:47.800
<v Speaker 2>went skinny dipping and life is grand, life is great. Andrew,

0:25:47.840 --> 0:25:49.520
<v Speaker 2>Who's who was I did do you think it was

0:25:49.520 --> 0:25:51.520
<v Speaker 2>to go skinny dipping? Oh?

0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:54.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean Sidney like showing off her body a lot.

0:25:54.440 --> 0:26:00.360
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna say sy.

0:25:58.480 --> 0:26:01.639
<v Speaker 2>It was my creepy well the lobster bin and food

0:26:01.680 --> 0:26:04.280
<v Speaker 2>poisoning receiving friend. Yeah, I was like, we should go

0:26:04.320 --> 0:26:05.840
<v Speaker 2>skinny dipping. I said, I want to.

0:26:06.200 --> 0:26:06.400
<v Speaker 1>God.

0:26:06.680 --> 0:26:09.080
<v Speaker 2>I was like, and if anybody's got a fat pussy,

0:26:09.160 --> 0:26:14.480
<v Speaker 2>wake up. Yeah. City came upstairs one morning and she

0:26:14.600 --> 0:26:17.520
<v Speaker 2>was like, if you have a fat pussy, makes some noise.

0:26:18.160 --> 0:26:22.600
<v Speaker 2>And our friend was in court. She was in zoom court.

0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:26.680
<v Speaker 2>There was a judge and a lawyer and a defendant.

0:26:26.720 --> 0:26:30.000
<v Speaker 2>She was in the zoom court and Sydney's screaming about

0:26:30.040 --> 0:26:31.480
<v Speaker 2>fat pussies in the background.

0:26:31.600 --> 0:26:34.040
<v Speaker 1>So wait, you can't just leave it at zoom court.

0:26:34.359 --> 0:26:36.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm really curious what a zoom court. Why was she

0:26:36.880 --> 0:26:37.439
<v Speaker 1>in court?

0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:39.480
<v Speaker 2>She was in court because she got into an accident

0:26:39.520 --> 0:26:41.760
<v Speaker 2>with this guy who's trying to say that she's at fault.

0:26:42.280 --> 0:26:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh right. It wasn't even like considering like, yeah,

0:26:45.440 --> 0:26:47.960
<v Speaker 1>you could do court on zoom that's the same.

0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:51.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we're doing this raggedy ass sexy ass podcast

0:26:51.280 --> 0:26:53.919
<v Speaker 2>and she was doing zoom co I mean actually had

0:26:53.920 --> 0:26:56.359
<v Speaker 2>a blazer on with no pants. That's how it should

0:26:56.400 --> 0:26:58.520
<v Speaker 2>always be, Truly, I don't think we should ever have

0:26:58.560 --> 0:27:00.679
<v Speaker 2>to walk into her court room again. We should just

0:27:00.720 --> 0:27:07.560
<v Speaker 2>do everyone agree. Oh, I'm sustained, overruled, and so we

0:27:07.600 --> 0:27:10.160
<v Speaker 2>have a lovely night. We stay up late. I mean,

0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:14.919
<v Speaker 2>my friend is dancing, laughing, having I mean, I've been

0:27:14.960 --> 0:27:17.280
<v Speaker 2>with her for most of her birthdays as are like,

0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:21.080
<v Speaker 2>as we've been friends, and this was probably the best

0:27:21.119 --> 0:27:24.359
<v Speaker 2>time I would visibly see my friend having And it

0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:27.840
<v Speaker 2>was wonderful to see, and we still had one more

0:27:27.880 --> 0:27:29.480
<v Speaker 2>day to go, and I was like, if this is

0:27:29.520 --> 0:27:33.080
<v Speaker 2>the like this is the second day, I can't imagine

0:27:33.080 --> 0:27:35.280
<v Speaker 2>what this third day is going to be like. So

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:37.720
<v Speaker 2>we stay up late. It was it was really good.

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:40.399
<v Speaker 2>We're listening to music. I'm just I just want to

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:44.160
<v Speaker 2>hug my friend to death. Everybody's naked. Everybody, well, first

0:27:44.200 --> 0:27:48.920
<v Speaker 2>of all, me and Amina and Sydney, I think got

0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:52.320
<v Speaker 2>naked immediately. We did. And then my sister was there

0:27:52.520 --> 0:27:56.160
<v Speaker 2>and amina sister was there, and they both were taking

0:27:56.160 --> 0:27:59.520
<v Speaker 2>a sweet ass. They're both taking their sweet fitness times,

0:27:59.760 --> 0:28:02.440
<v Speaker 2>both of them personal trainers. Beautiful bodies, both of them,

0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:06.239
<v Speaker 2>amazing bodies, both of them Like can I go in

0:28:06.280 --> 0:28:09.040
<v Speaker 2>with my robe? It was like, now put your titties

0:28:09.040 --> 0:28:13.720
<v Speaker 2>in this water. Now. That was that was the that's

0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:15.080
<v Speaker 2>what we get that on shirt. I was like, I

0:28:15.119 --> 0:28:19.280
<v Speaker 2>want to see some ariolas right fucking now. They showed

0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:21.920
<v Speaker 2>to ariolas they sow the laby is it's great, it's beautiful,

0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:24.920
<v Speaker 2>it's it was Sydney. It probably has so many videos

0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:27.560
<v Speaker 2>of our naked bodies in the pool, and she refuses

0:28:27.560 --> 0:28:29.760
<v Speaker 2>to send them to us because she likes to quote

0:28:30.119 --> 0:28:34.200
<v Speaker 2>save things in her phone for our birthdays to post

0:28:34.240 --> 0:28:40.040
<v Speaker 2>on Instagram and the girls any who is a great night.

0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:42.960
<v Speaker 2>We finally go to bed at like I don't know,

0:28:43.080 --> 0:28:45.160
<v Speaker 2>like two three o'clock one morning, who knows what time

0:28:45.200 --> 0:28:49.760
<v Speaker 2>it was, Like, my sweet beautiful face of mine closes

0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:56.920
<v Speaker 2>my great eyes, and at six am, my stomach is like,

0:28:57.320 --> 0:29:07.640
<v Speaker 2>welcome to the jungle, the screaming. My stomach is screaming.

0:29:10.400 --> 0:29:14.120
<v Speaker 2>The stomach said, oh, you know in the Michael Jackson

0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 2>song where like it starts with and then he goes

0:29:19.520 --> 0:29:23.360
<v Speaker 2>or whatever, he like screams, That's what Sydney's butthole was doing.

0:29:23.520 --> 0:29:23.680
<v Speaker 3>Yo.

0:29:23.960 --> 0:29:29.320
<v Speaker 2>I wake up and I'm like throwing up violently just that.

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:32.840
<v Speaker 2>But but you made it to the bathrooms. The bathroom,

0:29:34.720 --> 0:29:36.600
<v Speaker 2>I throw up and then I was like, oh my god,

0:29:36.720 --> 0:29:40.440
<v Speaker 2>gotta poop pooping, pooping the same thing like and then

0:29:40.440 --> 0:29:42.600
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Okay, maybe it just needed to get

0:29:42.640 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 2>it out, you know, I'll be fine, go back to sleeping. This.

0:29:46.040 --> 0:29:48.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm pooping and throwing up at the same time. I

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:51.040
<v Speaker 2>think that I'm dying. I did do I Sally. I

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:52.880
<v Speaker 2>don't think I've ever done both of those things at

0:29:52.880 --> 0:29:56.800
<v Speaker 2>the same time. This is going on until ten fucking

0:29:56.920 --> 0:30:01.640
<v Speaker 2>am okay, throwing up, pooping. I'm running to the next

0:30:01.680 --> 0:30:05.080
<v Speaker 2>bathroom like across the way to like throw up, then

0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:07.000
<v Speaker 2>coming back to poop because I don't want to be

0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:10.000
<v Speaker 2>in the same place. I don't want to get cross contamination.

0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:15.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm miserable. You don't want to get Then they can

0:30:15.200 --> 0:30:19.680
<v Speaker 2>people can hear me like shitting out my soul. It's

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:22.160
<v Speaker 2>just it was awful. And then I was like, I'm

0:30:22.160 --> 0:30:24.360
<v Speaker 2>not going to the beach. I'm not doing it. And

0:30:24.480 --> 0:30:27.960
<v Speaker 2>something in my brain was like, I'm in Mexico. You

0:30:28.120 --> 0:30:30.160
<v Speaker 2>have to go to the beach. This is your last day.

0:30:30.360 --> 0:30:33.640
<v Speaker 2>We are you gonna stay in the households on right. Meanwhile,

0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:35.520
<v Speaker 2>back at their enche me and mean, they are upstairs

0:30:35.640 --> 0:30:39.560
<v Speaker 2>eating shroom chocolates just like you know, just a little piece.

0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:42.640
<v Speaker 2>This is gonna make the day, Like really cute. My

0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:46.360
<v Speaker 2>sister took a half. Sydney's coming to the beach. We're excited.

0:30:46.800 --> 0:30:48.680
<v Speaker 2>Shrooms hit us in the van on the way to

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 2>the beach. These pitchers are laughing their asses off and

0:30:51.960 --> 0:30:58.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking pissed. They are cackling like hyenas on crack.

0:30:58.360 --> 0:31:03.040
<v Speaker 2>They're having the best their life. Amina could not stop laughing,

0:31:03.400 --> 0:31:06.719
<v Speaker 2>and I'm hanging on. I'm hanging on to the side

0:31:06.840 --> 0:31:09.840
<v Speaker 2>of the door because I'm like, I'm gonna throw up again.

0:31:09.880 --> 0:31:11.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna poop, and mind you,

0:31:12.040 --> 0:31:15.960
<v Speaker 2>I have full on nerve wearing a song bikini a

0:31:16.040 --> 0:31:20.480
<v Speaker 2>song bikini with diarrhea. That that is, honestly, if that's

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:23.280
<v Speaker 2>the title, I'm gonna say that in your eulogesis. I'm

0:31:23.560 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm putting that in your obituary. My friend was

0:31:28.680 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 2>you know, a star and he got winner and blah

0:31:31.520 --> 0:31:34.040
<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah blah. Also very Brave were a song

0:31:34.240 --> 0:31:36.760
<v Speaker 2>once she had diarrhea was yeah, I mean I had

0:31:36.840 --> 0:31:40.720
<v Speaker 2>sandy shitty ass title of the pod, and no, we're

0:31:40.720 --> 0:31:45.600
<v Speaker 2>not calling it that Sandy, all right? But maybe the

0:31:45.600 --> 0:31:48.680
<v Speaker 2>song was keeping Things eaten plug It was like, no,

0:31:48.760 --> 0:31:53.560
<v Speaker 2>it was not. And so Amina and Marie and Lou

0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 2>are having the best time of their life. Zadia is like,

0:31:57.000 --> 0:31:59.880
<v Speaker 2>chill mode, we get out, we get to the beach.

0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:02.800
<v Speaker 2>It's beautiful. I'm looking at everything. I was like, I'm

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:07.600
<v Speaker 2>so glad I came. And then uh, I was like,

0:32:08.040 --> 0:32:10.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm miserable. I want to go back and I couldn't,

0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:13.600
<v Speaker 2>and I lay on this beanie bag because there's not

0:32:13.840 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 2>enough chairs or beds for all of us. So I'm

0:32:19.360 --> 0:32:23.120
<v Speaker 2>laying on the beanie bed and I'm like, I gotta

0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:25.960
<v Speaker 2>dig a hole next to the to the bed so

0:32:26.080 --> 0:32:29.560
<v Speaker 2>I can throw up. But no, the servers are watching.

0:32:29.880 --> 0:32:32.680
<v Speaker 2>They're they're watching me dig this holder Like what is

0:32:32.720 --> 0:32:35.160
<v Speaker 2>she about to do? They're like, she's making sand castles

0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:36.240
<v Speaker 2>over there. I said, well, you.

0:32:36.200 --> 0:32:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Can't go somewhere like secluded to do this or what.

0:32:39.240 --> 0:32:40.440
<v Speaker 2>So you want me to We were at like a

0:32:41.440 --> 0:32:43.160
<v Speaker 2>you want my friend to throw up by herself?

0:32:44.120 --> 0:32:46.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean it could be like a group

0:32:46.560 --> 0:32:49.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, a group activity. You all like it. I

0:32:49.520 --> 0:32:51.800
<v Speaker 1>don't know what the whole vibe was, but you can,

0:32:51.880 --> 0:32:55.000
<v Speaker 1>like all chaperone sit up.

0:32:55.160 --> 0:32:58.480
<v Speaker 2>The vibe was three of us were high and laughing

0:32:58.760 --> 0:33:03.560
<v Speaker 2>and okay, having deep conversations in the water the Gulf

0:33:03.600 --> 0:33:09.360
<v Speaker 2>of Mexico. One person was drinking CBD Margarita's and then

0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:12.600
<v Speaker 2>Sydney was digging holes that she can throw up in

0:33:12.760 --> 0:33:17.120
<v Speaker 2>and like cover her poop with, saying, yeah.

0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Wait, were you also playing on pooping?

0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:20.479
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know a friend, I don't know what

0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:24.440
<v Speaker 2>I was going through that I was slipping and sliding,

0:33:25.880 --> 0:33:30.400
<v Speaker 2>my rectum was not happy, my throat, esophagus on fire,

0:33:31.120 --> 0:33:35.560
<v Speaker 2>and I I was sick and I still felt like fat.

0:33:35.800 --> 0:33:39.120
<v Speaker 2>It was weird. I was so self conscious. It was

0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:41.440
<v Speaker 2>just miserable. And I was like, usually it's me and

0:33:41.480 --> 0:33:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Marie hand in hand, and I was like, that's not

0:33:43.720 --> 0:33:46.600
<v Speaker 2>going to happen today. One because she's on mushrooms. And

0:33:46.640 --> 0:33:48.840
<v Speaker 2>two because you wanted me to hold your hand while

0:33:48.880 --> 0:33:51.040
<v Speaker 2>you threw up. No, sorry, hold on, I didn't want

0:33:51.080 --> 0:33:52.720
<v Speaker 2>to be sick so we could be hand in hand.

0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 2>But then we wouldn't have been hand in hand anyway,

0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:57.640
<v Speaker 2>because you were on mushrooms. I would have held your

0:33:57.640 --> 0:34:04.600
<v Speaker 2>hand on mushrooms. Yeah, I was thinking about taking a

0:34:04.640 --> 0:34:07.440
<v Speaker 2>ship in the ocean. I was like, well, but then

0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:11.359
<v Speaker 2>I went to the bathroom and I took I took

0:34:11.400 --> 0:34:15.359
<v Speaker 2>my panties off, I took my bikini off. I'm like, basically, Ni,

0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:17.600
<v Speaker 2>you know, you have to poop real bad. When you

0:34:17.640 --> 0:34:20.280
<v Speaker 2>have to strip butt naked, you got to really get

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 2>like a comfortable stance together when you're like, no, I

0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:25.879
<v Speaker 2>need I need freedom to move. I had to wash

0:34:25.960 --> 0:34:31.520
<v Speaker 2>my bottoms out, washing them out, so I had nobody

0:34:33.040 --> 0:34:38.960
<v Speaker 2>was in the bathroom, no bottoms on, scrubbing, scrubbing. Yeah,

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:39.520
<v Speaker 2>it was bad.

0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Wait, I'm just like caught up with the fact that

0:34:42.000 --> 0:34:45.400
<v Speaker 1>you were very content, like going to like throw up

0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:48.360
<v Speaker 1>possibly poop into this hole in public, but there's also

0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:51.319
<v Speaker 1>a bathroom at your disposal.

0:34:53.080 --> 0:34:55.720
<v Speaker 2>We were fully we were fully at a beach club,

0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:57.840
<v Speaker 2>like at a restaurant, but you.

0:34:57.840 --> 0:34:59.680
<v Speaker 1>Would rather do it in public.

0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 2>Didn't know if I was gonna make it, dude. It

0:35:03.200 --> 0:35:06.000
<v Speaker 2>was all about if I was gonna make it okay. Timing.

0:35:06.120 --> 0:35:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Timing is everything, because we were we were kind of

0:35:09.280 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 2>we were like the last beds, like on the beat

0:35:12.680 --> 0:35:15.520
<v Speaker 2>far dude. It was because we were like this nice.

0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:17.719
<v Speaker 2>We're in the shade, We're in the sun, the beaches here,

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:21.920
<v Speaker 2>the water is clear. There was like birds diving diving

0:35:21.960 --> 0:35:25.480
<v Speaker 2>into the ocean from the sky. It was it was.

0:35:26.440 --> 0:35:28.839
<v Speaker 2>It was Blue Planet on Netflix. I could and I

0:35:28.880 --> 0:35:35.160
<v Speaker 2>could with poop poop. I couldn't eat, I couldn't drink,

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:38.320
<v Speaker 2>and the waiter kept coming back to or want anything.

0:35:38.360 --> 0:35:40.120
<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, I'm like, he fully thinks I'm

0:35:40.120 --> 0:35:44.840
<v Speaker 2>on heroin because I'm like laid out, like passed out,

0:35:45.320 --> 0:35:51.120
<v Speaker 2>on my back. Yeah, and and then a mina and

0:35:51.120 --> 0:35:53.880
<v Speaker 2>then our shrooms wear off, so we take more because

0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:58.120
<v Speaker 2>this is good chocolate and because it's like it's chocolate

0:35:58.200 --> 0:36:01.600
<v Speaker 2>with the mushrooms like baked into it. We're like what.

0:36:02.280 --> 0:36:06.239
<v Speaker 2>Amina gets paranoid and she's like, these people are watching us.

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:08.120
<v Speaker 2>She was like, make sure you take your stuff with

0:36:08.160 --> 0:36:10.440
<v Speaker 2>you everywhere you go. I'm like, girl, this is the ocean.

0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:13.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm not taking my stuff into the ocean. And she's like, well,

0:36:13.680 --> 0:36:17.360
<v Speaker 2>I'll watch everything. And she's like being super paranoid. And

0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:19.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking to her and she's like, you're talking too loud.

0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:22.400
<v Speaker 2>These people they work here and they're watching us and

0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:24.960
<v Speaker 2>they're not real customers. And I we're gonna pay. They

0:36:24.960 --> 0:36:28.640
<v Speaker 2>don't think we're gonna pay. I was like, yeah, you're rude.

0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:31.680
<v Speaker 2>In my hig. I'm gonna go to the throwing the diarrhea.

0:36:31.840 --> 0:36:37.080
<v Speaker 2>So I go back to City's bed and and we

0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:39.680
<v Speaker 2>were supposed to get like the masseuse was supposed to

0:36:39.680 --> 0:36:41.600
<v Speaker 2>come give us massages that day, and we were like,

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:44.600
<v Speaker 2>it was such a good day at the beach. We

0:36:44.600 --> 0:36:46.560
<v Speaker 2>were like, let's just like this is where we're supposed

0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:49.799
<v Speaker 2>to be. And then the check comes and I had

0:36:49.840 --> 0:36:53.719
<v Speaker 2>already decided I was gonna pay for my friends, and

0:36:53.800 --> 0:36:59.720
<v Speaker 2>so I put my card down. So put my card down,

0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 2>and then I was like waiting for them to bring

0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:04.640
<v Speaker 2>it back to me. So I had left my friends

0:37:04.880 --> 0:37:06.919
<v Speaker 2>and I'm standing by myself and I'm looking out into

0:37:06.960 --> 0:37:09.480
<v Speaker 2>the ocean, and I'm thinking about what my mom was

0:37:09.480 --> 0:37:11.320
<v Speaker 2>doing when she was my age, and what my grandma

0:37:11.440 --> 0:37:13.880
<v Speaker 2>was doing when she was my age, and I was like,

0:37:13.920 --> 0:37:17.400
<v Speaker 2>what a beautiful moment. I should take a picture, and

0:37:17.640 --> 0:37:20.360
<v Speaker 2>I this stranger danger came up and I was like,

0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:22.120
<v Speaker 2>can you take a photo? And she did, and when

0:37:22.120 --> 0:37:23.880
<v Speaker 2>she walked away, I was looking at it and I

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:30.160
<v Speaker 2>started crying, just like full tears streaming down my face,

0:37:30.680 --> 0:37:37.160
<v Speaker 2>but like I wasn't sad. I was like happy dude, right,

0:37:37.200 --> 0:37:40.200
<v Speaker 2>but like because it wasn't like it was like just

0:37:40.239 --> 0:37:43.480
<v Speaker 2>like the tears just couldn't stop coming out of my eyes.

0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:46.040
<v Speaker 2>And all the Mexican waiters are coming up to me

0:37:46.080 --> 0:37:50.720
<v Speaker 2>and they're like, Senora, you good, and I'm like I'm fine.

0:37:50.920 --> 0:37:54.440
<v Speaker 2>And I was standing there crying, looking at this photo

0:37:54.440 --> 0:37:58.239
<v Speaker 2>of myself, and I was like, I should go stay

0:37:58.320 --> 0:38:00.400
<v Speaker 2>with my friends. I shouldn't be crying by myself. But

0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:01.920
<v Speaker 2>then the other half of me was like, but I

0:38:01.920 --> 0:38:04.640
<v Speaker 2>also didn't want my friends to see me cry, and

0:38:04.680 --> 0:38:06.840
<v Speaker 2>it was I know it, but I don't want to

0:38:06.880 --> 0:38:10.240
<v Speaker 2>be standing here by myself. I know Marie for six

0:38:10.320 --> 0:38:14.239
<v Speaker 2>years and I saw one thug tear come down when

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:17.279
<v Speaker 2>I relapsed and we were in Starbucks, and I was

0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:19.719
<v Speaker 2>just like, crying, that's checking her, forget. While I was

0:38:19.719 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 2>crying in Mexico, I was thinking about Sidney crying in

0:38:21.600 --> 0:38:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Starbucks because I was like, and I cried once a year. Famously,

0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:31.719
<v Speaker 2>she sheds one tier a year around twenty third and

0:38:31.800 --> 0:38:33.560
<v Speaker 2>I went and I was crying, and they were like

0:38:33.800 --> 0:38:36.800
<v Speaker 2>laughing at me. I wasn't laughing. I thought it was

0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:40.040
<v Speaker 2>beautiful you were Sydney didn't laugh. It was clear that

0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:45.080
<v Speaker 2>you were thankful, and it was such a sincere moment

0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:48.400
<v Speaker 2>and it just made me love you more. I was like,

0:38:48.880 --> 0:38:50.560
<v Speaker 2>it's good that I never get to see you cry

0:38:50.640 --> 0:38:52.919
<v Speaker 2>because I saw this the one time that you did.

0:38:52.920 --> 0:38:56.640
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, my friend, right, I feel

0:38:56.680 --> 0:38:58.239
<v Speaker 2>like my sister. The last time my sister saw me

0:38:58.280 --> 0:39:02.400
<v Speaker 2>cry was in like early twos, so she was about

0:39:02.600 --> 0:39:06.799
<v Speaker 2>I started crying a little bit. She teared up. She

0:39:07.000 --> 0:39:10.040
<v Speaker 2>was having a very emotional moment on the shore of

0:39:10.080 --> 0:39:13.320
<v Speaker 2>the beach because I kept we would every time I

0:39:13.400 --> 0:39:15.200
<v Speaker 2>left her, she would just sit on the shore and

0:39:15.239 --> 0:39:18.160
<v Speaker 2>like she would like ponder her life with her muscles

0:39:18.160 --> 0:39:19.879
<v Speaker 2>and stuff. So she was going through it as well.

0:39:21.520 --> 0:39:23.680
<v Speaker 2>But I was also crying, I think a little bit

0:39:23.719 --> 0:39:25.880
<v Speaker 2>because I had no idea how much I swiped out

0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:30.080
<v Speaker 2>at this speech club because because it was in Paesels

0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:32.759
<v Speaker 2>and I want to say it said five thousands or

0:39:32.800 --> 0:39:34.880
<v Speaker 2>some crap, there was a comma in it, and I

0:39:34.920 --> 0:39:40.480
<v Speaker 2>was like, yead damn, like tears. And also we've never

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:43.000
<v Speaker 2>really seen Marie pay for things, so that was another

0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:47.280
<v Speaker 2>moment where I was like, is she going through it? Also,

0:39:47.360 --> 0:39:53.040
<v Speaker 2>not my ministry pulling my car off. I'm consuming, no, ma'am,

0:39:53.480 --> 0:39:56.120
<v Speaker 2>no no. But I mean, like you guys spent all

0:39:56.120 --> 0:39:58.279
<v Speaker 2>this money. Y'all came down there to celebrate with me.

0:39:58.400 --> 0:40:01.000
<v Speaker 2>It was like, Eh, you can't take this money with

0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:04.680
<v Speaker 2>you when you leave, you know. Also, I think I'm

0:40:04.680 --> 0:40:06.439
<v Speaker 2>gonna be able to write it off. Trump only paid

0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:09.480
<v Speaker 2>seven hundred and fifty to two cents in Texas last year,

0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:11.040
<v Speaker 2>so I think I'm gonna be able to do the same.

0:40:12.239 --> 0:40:14.920
<v Speaker 2>It was. It was so nice and you know, I

0:40:15.000 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 2>was still sick and I don't know. It just made

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 2>our friendship stronger. And but you're I'm glad you came.

0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:25.400
<v Speaker 2>If you had been at the household day you, it

0:40:26.040 --> 0:40:28.480
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't have been a pleasant It would have been a

0:40:28.560 --> 0:40:31.319
<v Speaker 2>less pleasant day for you. I think it would if

0:40:31.320 --> 0:40:32.680
<v Speaker 2>we all left and we were like we had it

0:40:32.719 --> 0:40:36.120
<v Speaker 2>amazing time, you would be you would not be happy

0:40:36.120 --> 0:40:38.279
<v Speaker 2>about that friend. So it was worth it. It was

0:40:38.320 --> 0:40:43.720
<v Speaker 2>worth being poo poop pants in my thong bikini for

0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:47.239
<v Speaker 2>my best friend's birthday. How many times do you think

0:40:47.239 --> 0:40:51.160
<v Speaker 2>you pooped that day? Oh? A good? A good twelve.

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:58.000
<v Speaker 2>And it was just and there definitely when I was

0:40:58.040 --> 0:41:01.560
<v Speaker 2>on the beanie bed and I mean it was making

0:41:01.600 --> 0:41:06.160
<v Speaker 2>me laugh. I was just it was coming out. Yes,

0:41:06.680 --> 0:41:08.000
<v Speaker 2>you were shouting a little bit.

0:41:10.840 --> 0:41:21.919
<v Speaker 4>It was like best part. Awaken up is folger, that's merch.

0:41:25.880 --> 0:41:27.719
<v Speaker 2>The only thing that would have made the trip better

0:41:27.840 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 2>is if we could have had sex on it, not

0:41:29.760 --> 0:41:32.120
<v Speaker 2>you and me, but just like so, I was like,

0:41:32.160 --> 0:41:35.160
<v Speaker 2>if we could have had no Yeah, I think that's

0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:36.600
<v Speaker 2>the only thing that might have made the trip better

0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:40.760
<v Speaker 2>is if two things, if I was actively having sex

0:41:41.040 --> 0:41:44.360
<v Speaker 2>on the beach every single day. And two if somebody

0:41:44.480 --> 0:41:47.520
<v Speaker 2>bankrelled the trip for us and I was talking anything

0:41:47.600 --> 0:41:50.480
<v Speaker 2>y'all need, yeah, it would have been nice. That's the

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:52.279
<v Speaker 2>only thing that that would have made the trip better.

0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:54.120
<v Speaker 2>If we would have had a straight man with money

0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:59.040
<v Speaker 2>on the fucking trip, that would have really made my day. Honestly,

0:41:59.400 --> 0:42:03.000
<v Speaker 2>that's for next year, next trip. We need a man

0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:06.160
<v Speaker 2>with like, uh, what are these things called a monocle?

0:42:06.680 --> 0:42:14.359
<v Speaker 2>A monocle in a pocket watch and mister peanut man, yeah.

0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Might not also be hot to like fulfill both needs

0:42:16.160 --> 0:42:18.680
<v Speaker 1>for you, Marie, Like, I mean like he could be

0:42:18.960 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 1>someone very wealthy. Felt whilet fat dick, you know.

0:42:21.960 --> 0:42:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Fat while fat. I love that. I love that for

0:42:26.040 --> 0:42:35.120
<v Speaker 2>us that friend is gay. But it was it was nice.

0:42:35.160 --> 0:42:37.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm so glad I didn't sit my ass home.

0:42:37.800 --> 0:42:39.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad I did it in front of it

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:43.279
<v Speaker 2>was a brilliant idea, like beyond its like and I'm

0:42:43.320 --> 0:42:45.960
<v Speaker 2>somebody who like, I'm like a little bit paranoid and

0:42:46.000 --> 0:42:47.879
<v Speaker 2>a little bit of like, oh, something bad is gonna

0:42:47.880 --> 0:42:49.560
<v Speaker 2>happen on this trip because I didn't tell my mom

0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:51.879
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna be in Mexico. This is the trip

0:42:51.880 --> 0:42:55.000
<v Speaker 2>with something happens to my sister or whatever, and like

0:42:55.239 --> 0:42:58.440
<v Speaker 2>thinking like that is not good for you, because you

0:42:58.520 --> 0:43:02.520
<v Speaker 2>miss out on living your life, you know. And honestly,

0:43:02.800 --> 0:43:04.319
<v Speaker 2>I didn't tell my mama was going to Mexico because

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:06.480
<v Speaker 2>I didn't want her to be like you, traveling internationally

0:43:06.560 --> 0:43:09.440
<v Speaker 2>during a pandemic. And when I told her that I

0:43:09.480 --> 0:43:12.160
<v Speaker 2>was in La, she was so cool about it. I

0:43:12.200 --> 0:43:14.560
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, she would not have cared. I still

0:43:14.560 --> 0:43:16.040
<v Speaker 2>didn't tell her that I went to Mexico. But now

0:43:16.040 --> 0:43:17.839
<v Speaker 2>I feel like too much time has passed, so much time,

0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:21.080
<v Speaker 2>it's like, so you're just withholding information like this, I'm

0:43:21.160 --> 0:43:24.719
<v Speaker 2>just never gonna tell her, like what Like if I

0:43:24.719 --> 0:43:26.319
<v Speaker 2>didn't tell her while I was there, and I didn't

0:43:26.320 --> 0:43:27.960
<v Speaker 2>tell her before I left, I'm not gonna tell her why.

0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:30.440
<v Speaker 2>I know, it doesn't matter. It doesn't. Hey, remember when

0:43:30.480 --> 0:43:32.400
<v Speaker 2>I spoke to you on my birthday, I was actually

0:43:32.600 --> 0:43:35.640
<v Speaker 2>headed to Mexico. Like no, actually I was in Mexico

0:43:35.680 --> 0:43:37.839
<v Speaker 2>when I spoke to her, So it was wonderful. And

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 2>it's it just shows you, like you gotta live your life,

0:43:41.120 --> 0:43:44.839
<v Speaker 2>you know. This is this is trying times, and I

0:43:44.880 --> 0:43:48.880
<v Speaker 2>also want to say, listen, don't be reckless and just

0:43:49.000 --> 0:43:52.040
<v Speaker 2>traveling and not being safe and not wearing your mask

0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:56.040
<v Speaker 2>and not taking precautious don't. I'm not promoting that, but

0:43:56.120 --> 0:44:00.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm due promote. If you are a black woman, this

0:44:00.280 --> 0:44:03.480
<v Speaker 2>is self care. You gotta take a little trip with

0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:08.520
<v Speaker 2>a couple friends and just unwine, you know, because fuck,

0:44:08.840 --> 0:44:13.680
<v Speaker 2>Like just the debates last night and we got like

0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 2>thirty seven more days left until the election. It's just like, goly,

0:44:19.640 --> 0:44:22.279
<v Speaker 2>this is this is gonna rock our world just a

0:44:22.320 --> 0:44:26.319
<v Speaker 2>little bit. I mean, the world is literally burning on

0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:29.960
<v Speaker 2>like around us. Oh sorry, Oh, there was an earthquake

0:44:29.960 --> 0:44:33.480
<v Speaker 2>in La when we were there too. There was an earthquake.

0:44:33.480 --> 0:44:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Were you guys having sex on the earth. She was

0:44:35.480 --> 0:44:39.720
<v Speaker 2>giving me a massage, but it would have been perfect

0:44:39.760 --> 0:44:43.080
<v Speaker 2>if we were having with her fingers or with her face. No,

0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:49.160
<v Speaker 2>she had a she had like a massage, gun massage gun. Okay,

0:44:49.320 --> 0:44:53.800
<v Speaker 2>bang bang. Yeah. It was. It was like eleven forty

0:44:53.800 --> 0:44:56.080
<v Speaker 2>five at night, and I was tired, so I was

0:44:56.120 --> 0:44:58.680
<v Speaker 2>like laying in bed and I felt the building shake

0:44:59.239 --> 0:45:00.880
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, oh my god, should I

0:45:00.920 --> 0:45:07.400
<v Speaker 2>stand in the door, like I hope this building doesn't

0:45:07.440 --> 0:45:10.439
<v Speaker 2>fall on top of me. But yeah, I've never felt

0:45:10.440 --> 0:45:13.839
<v Speaker 2>an earthquake before, and I have. I have been in

0:45:13.840 --> 0:45:19.040
<v Speaker 2>an iconic earthquake. It was like like nineteen ninety or whatever.

0:45:19.360 --> 0:45:22.240
<v Speaker 2>I was in Oakland, California. It was like a huge, huge,

0:45:22.360 --> 0:45:25.680
<v Speaker 2>or maybe it was eighty nine, I don't know, nineteen ninety. Yeah,

0:45:25.880 --> 0:45:29.000
<v Speaker 2>you remember the earthquake. Yeah. Oh, it knocked everything down,

0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:34.160
<v Speaker 2>like cars got stuck on the Golden gate Bridge, streets

0:45:34.200 --> 0:45:37.480
<v Speaker 2>were toe up to the flow up. It was really bad.

0:45:38.640 --> 0:45:41.960
<v Speaker 2>A lot of damage was done during that earthquake. So yeah,

0:45:43.040 --> 0:45:46.360
<v Speaker 2>it's so crazy. I've been in a real earthquake before.

0:45:46.440 --> 0:45:49.399
<v Speaker 2>So oh that was nothing I felt was fair. Yeah,

0:45:49.400 --> 0:45:53.919
<v Speaker 2>that was like it felt someone brushed, like somebody. No

0:45:54.000 --> 0:45:59.840
<v Speaker 2>it didn't, Sydney. You not going downplay my first earthquake

0:45:59.880 --> 0:46:01.880
<v Speaker 2>like that. I mean, I guess technically I was in

0:46:01.880 --> 0:46:04.240
<v Speaker 2>an earthquake. There was one that hit the East Coast

0:46:04.400 --> 0:46:06.239
<v Speaker 2>a couple of years ago, and I was at my

0:46:06.280 --> 0:46:09.000
<v Speaker 2>mom's house and I remember I tripped up the stairs.

0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:10.840
<v Speaker 2>I was running up the stairs and I tripped, and

0:46:10.880 --> 0:46:13.200
<v Speaker 2>then it came out later that there was an earthquake.

0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:18.319
<v Speaker 1>Like twenty eleven like that. Yeah, I remember I was

0:46:18.360 --> 0:46:21.880
<v Speaker 1>on the on the Wildwood Boardwalk in New Jersey. I

0:46:21.880 --> 0:46:24.400
<v Speaker 1>couldn't feel it because there's so much going on. But

0:46:24.440 --> 0:46:26.759
<v Speaker 1>people came running from the beach and they were like,

0:46:26.800 --> 0:46:29.480
<v Speaker 1>a tsunami is gonna come because of this earthquake. And

0:46:29.520 --> 0:46:33.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my, this is insane.

0:46:34.080 --> 0:46:36.360
<v Speaker 2>Listen. Those people watch the news and they've seen the

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:38.480
<v Speaker 2>movie the day after that, they've seen it.

0:46:38.480 --> 0:46:39.760
<v Speaker 1>They've seen all those movies.

0:46:39.880 --> 0:46:43.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well yeah, I mean, yeah, there's an earthquake on

0:46:43.280 --> 0:46:46.400
<v Speaker 2>the beach. I'm i to him, gonna scream so Nammy

0:46:46.600 --> 0:46:50.879
<v Speaker 2>or shark Nadoh, I'm running to the car. But none

0:46:50.920 --> 0:46:55.080
<v Speaker 2>of those things happened. And I checked my bank statement

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:59.000
<v Speaker 2>yesterday for the first time and the damage wasn't that bad.

0:46:59.320 --> 0:47:03.319
<v Speaker 2>So it was totally doable. I mean, we did it

0:47:03.480 --> 0:47:08.400
<v Speaker 2>that I survived, so it's fine. But yeah, I have

0:47:08.520 --> 0:47:11.759
<v Speaker 2>never gotten food poisoning before. When's the last time you

0:47:11.800 --> 0:47:14.000
<v Speaker 2>got food poisoning? Friend, I'll tell you one thing. I

0:47:14.000 --> 0:47:18.000
<v Speaker 2>didn't get food poisoning in this the age I am

0:47:18.080 --> 0:47:21.279
<v Speaker 2>right now. It fucking hit different. It hit different. I

0:47:21.280 --> 0:47:23.560
<v Speaker 2>thought I thought I was like, I'm gonna die on

0:47:23.600 --> 0:47:26.399
<v Speaker 2>this beach. I'm just gonna I'm gonna fall asleep and

0:47:26.440 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 2>not wake up again because I was hurting. And it's

0:47:31.560 --> 0:47:34.799
<v Speaker 2>just like I was eating the lobster and I knew

0:47:34.800 --> 0:47:36.879
<v Speaker 2>it was bad. I was like, I shouldn't be eating

0:47:36.920 --> 0:47:39.000
<v Speaker 2>this is not good. Like the last time I took

0:47:39.239 --> 0:47:41.640
<v Speaker 2>I swallowed it, I almost threw it up because it

0:47:41.680 --> 0:47:45.680
<v Speaker 2>was just not it was not good. Well maybe.

0:47:47.200 --> 0:47:48.719
<v Speaker 1>It had to be like that, but like I feel

0:47:48.760 --> 0:47:50.400
<v Speaker 1>like you can get your money back.

0:47:50.760 --> 0:47:55.760
<v Speaker 2>No, no, not from Ricardo the ship.

0:47:55.880 --> 0:47:59.160
<v Speaker 1>Not from like Airbnb or any I mean.

0:47:59.160 --> 0:48:02.360
<v Speaker 2>That bitch wanted us to leave early. She wanted us

0:48:02.360 --> 0:48:06.640
<v Speaker 2>to leave an hourly. Yeah, we we ain't leave on

0:48:06.680 --> 0:48:10.600
<v Speaker 2>the best term. The house was still very sexy when

0:48:10.640 --> 0:48:13.359
<v Speaker 2>we left. But we were supposed to do like a

0:48:13.400 --> 0:48:17.279
<v Speaker 2>farewell breakfast in the morning that we were leaving, and

0:48:17.320 --> 0:48:19.960
<v Speaker 2>we canceled that. We were supposed to do massages the

0:48:20.040 --> 0:48:24.680
<v Speaker 2>night before, and we were like just demanding all of

0:48:24.680 --> 0:48:28.719
<v Speaker 2>our money back because like it's kind of a scam.

0:48:28.960 --> 0:48:32.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean they or if not a scam, it's definitely

0:48:32.080 --> 0:48:35.200
<v Speaker 2>a racket. Like all the people that she recommended, we

0:48:35.320 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 2>used all of her friends that she's connected with, We

0:48:38.320 --> 0:48:40.759
<v Speaker 2>use them for the trip because we were like, oh yeah,

0:48:40.800 --> 0:48:42.760
<v Speaker 2>we need a car, We're going to use the taxi service.

0:48:42.760 --> 0:48:45.480
<v Speaker 2>We need a chef, We're gonna use your chef. So

0:48:46.320 --> 0:48:48.799
<v Speaker 2>you know, it's just people that she's cool with that

0:48:49.040 --> 0:48:52.239
<v Speaker 2>want to make money off of tourists in Mexico. And

0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:55.840
<v Speaker 2>we were like eh, and it's like, it's assume it

0:48:55.880 --> 0:48:58.560
<v Speaker 2>was nice. I don't know what you'd think is going

0:48:58.600 --> 0:49:03.160
<v Speaker 2>on here, But we're not. We're not rich. But we

0:49:03.160 --> 0:49:06.080
<v Speaker 2>showed up like we were. No, we did not. We're

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:15.200
<v Speaker 2>wearing leggings. Who's wearing like leggings? Me? I don't know.

0:49:15.280 --> 0:49:16.920
<v Speaker 2>I would do it all again too. I would do

0:49:17.200 --> 0:49:19.080
<v Speaker 2>all of it all over. We just didn't need a chef,

0:49:19.280 --> 0:49:23.080
<v Speaker 2>that's it. I mean, we didn't need a chef that

0:49:23.120 --> 0:49:25.000
<v Speaker 2>was charging us one hundred dollars for groceries. But we

0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:27.520
<v Speaker 2>only use him for two days, So there's that. We

0:49:27.560 --> 0:49:30.239
<v Speaker 2>cooked ourselves some of the days, We went out to

0:49:30.280 --> 0:49:33.000
<v Speaker 2>eat some of the days. One night we went into

0:49:33.080 --> 0:49:36.239
<v Speaker 2>town and we had our little masks on, and when

0:49:36.239 --> 0:49:37.560
<v Speaker 2>me and my sister got out of the car, there

0:49:37.600 --> 0:49:40.040
<v Speaker 2>was another black girl with us, and I was like, oh,

0:49:40.080 --> 0:49:42.920
<v Speaker 2>she must work here, and she's at the table talking

0:49:42.960 --> 0:49:45.880
<v Speaker 2>to us, and she's this that I'm from Houston, Texas.

0:49:46.000 --> 0:49:48.680
<v Speaker 2>Blah blah blah. We're like, oh, that's cool, that's what's up.

0:49:48.960 --> 0:49:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, can you get us some menus? She's like,

0:49:52.040 --> 0:49:54.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't work here. I'm like, well, why are you?

0:49:54.200 --> 0:49:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Marie was sitting at Marie for her. That was Marie's

0:49:57.560 --> 0:50:01.040
<v Speaker 2>version of being a terrible white man. I mean, assuming

0:50:01.120 --> 0:50:05.279
<v Speaker 2>that she was the waitress, you bum bitch, she was.

0:50:05.480 --> 0:50:10.560
<v Speaker 2>Andrew As I leave my house with four of my friends,

0:50:10.880 --> 0:50:14.120
<v Speaker 2>with my four loved ones, I get to this restaurant.

0:50:14.280 --> 0:50:17.080
<v Speaker 2>There's six people now, and she's standing up and she's

0:50:17.120 --> 0:50:20.160
<v Speaker 2>talking to us. I see somebody bought over a sixth chair.

0:50:20.960 --> 0:50:22.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, there's no what she's about to sit down.

0:50:22.600 --> 0:50:26.000
<v Speaker 2>She must be getting ready to serve us. I'm like, oh,

0:50:26.080 --> 0:50:28.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, hey, sis, can I get can you get

0:50:28.160 --> 0:50:32.760
<v Speaker 2>some menu? You? She just she was trying to promote

0:50:32.800 --> 0:50:36.960
<v Speaker 2>a party. She's trying to she was happy to see

0:50:36.960 --> 0:50:39.160
<v Speaker 2>black girls in Mexico. That's what why she was talking

0:50:39.160 --> 0:50:41.720
<v Speaker 2>to her. I missed the beginning of the conversation.

0:50:41.320 --> 0:50:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Because I got it you.

0:50:45.120 --> 0:50:47.400
<v Speaker 2>Working on what's the specials for the day? And she's like,

0:50:48.040 --> 0:50:49.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't work here, and I'm like, okay, well, what

0:50:49.760 --> 0:50:52.520
<v Speaker 2>are you talking to us? Yeah, Marie was rude, and

0:50:52.560 --> 0:50:54.319
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I don't like it felt like that.

0:50:54.760 --> 0:50:56.879
<v Speaker 2>It felt like the beginning of taking when they get

0:50:56.880 --> 0:50:58.960
<v Speaker 2>to the airport and that French guy is talking to them.

0:50:59.000 --> 0:51:01.520
<v Speaker 2>That's what it felt like. It was. If you don't

0:51:01.520 --> 0:51:04.360
<v Speaker 2>work here, then you're definitely trying to work us. Like,

0:51:06.960 --> 0:51:13.360
<v Speaker 2>thank you, I'm not getting taken today. My birthday is tomorrow, right.

0:51:13.400 --> 0:51:15.400
<v Speaker 2>And I also, I can't get kidnapped in Mexico. My

0:51:15.440 --> 0:51:17.840
<v Speaker 2>mom and dad didn't even know I was in Mexico.

0:51:18.320 --> 0:51:20.880
<v Speaker 2>Imagine you see, you got to call my mom and

0:51:20.920 --> 0:51:27.480
<v Speaker 2>be like, ay ah, Marie got taken and there's a ransom.

0:51:27.600 --> 0:51:30.360
<v Speaker 2>My dad is hanging up on you. He's gonna be like,

0:51:30.400 --> 0:51:32.600
<v Speaker 2>this got taken in Brooklyn. You're gonna be like no,

0:51:32.680 --> 0:51:37.120
<v Speaker 2>we actually flew down to loom. My dad is gonna

0:51:37.160 --> 0:51:39.560
<v Speaker 2>be like, no, my daughter is in Brooklyn. Sto. Yeah,

0:51:39.880 --> 0:51:43.200
<v Speaker 2>not true, he's not. He's not coming to pick me up.

0:51:44.920 --> 0:51:48.839
<v Speaker 2>But nobody got kidnapped. Only one person got diarrhea. And

0:51:49.640 --> 0:51:53.200
<v Speaker 2>we had our own pool and it was a mirror

0:51:53.239 --> 0:51:56.080
<v Speaker 2>in front of the pool, and you know, it was

0:51:56.160 --> 0:52:00.600
<v Speaker 2>just like a sexy grown ass trip that also had

0:52:00.640 --> 0:52:02.799
<v Speaker 2>mushrooms in it. Yeah, and I have videos of you know,

0:52:02.880 --> 0:52:05.680
<v Speaker 2>people's pussies, so if you want to see them, just

0:52:05.760 --> 0:52:09.400
<v Speaker 2>DM me, you know, for for a pretty penny or

0:52:09.480 --> 0:52:12.600
<v Speaker 2>a pretty penny. I can send it to you on

0:52:12.640 --> 0:52:16.880
<v Speaker 2>What's at Sydney has the Lady of footage and you

0:52:16.960 --> 0:52:21.359
<v Speaker 2>know hashtag never forget Now. I want to take more

0:52:21.400 --> 0:52:25.440
<v Speaker 2>trips with these people and others. I just want to

0:52:25.520 --> 0:52:28.680
<v Speaker 2>like experience, you know, the world and stuff, but also

0:52:28.920 --> 0:52:34.640
<v Speaker 2>ride more ATVs in more jungles. Yeah. So, Sydney, your

0:52:34.680 --> 0:52:37.759
<v Speaker 2>birthday is in February. What would you think, potentially you

0:52:37.760 --> 0:52:39.279
<v Speaker 2>gon want to do for your birthday? I don't know.

0:52:40.000 --> 0:52:42.239
<v Speaker 2>If I still have a girlfriend at the time, I'll

0:52:42.280 --> 0:52:46.240
<v Speaker 2>see we're Wow, we're gonna we start, We're gonna start

0:52:46.280 --> 0:52:49.800
<v Speaker 2>and end in a whole relationship before the second of February.

0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:52.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I mean, I think she's the one.

0:52:52.920 --> 0:52:56.319
<v Speaker 2>I think we're gonna get married. So wow, I hope.

0:52:56.440 --> 0:52:58.440
<v Speaker 2>So you're gonna get You're gonna get married on February.

0:53:00.600 --> 0:53:03.080
<v Speaker 2>The birthday gift is going to be the wedding. No,

0:53:03.160 --> 0:53:05.120
<v Speaker 2>but she did, she did ask. She's like, well, how

0:53:05.160 --> 0:53:08.920
<v Speaker 2>long do you think you know we should wait until

0:53:08.920 --> 0:53:11.239
<v Speaker 2>like getting engaged. I was like, obviously, when we have

0:53:11.440 --> 0:53:14.960
<v Speaker 2>more wait? She asked you that question already. Yeah, oh,

0:53:15.080 --> 0:53:15.880
<v Speaker 2>y'all are different.

0:53:16.600 --> 0:53:18.040
<v Speaker 1>That is different, is it?

0:53:18.680 --> 0:53:20.360
<v Speaker 2>How long do you think we should wait before we

0:53:20.400 --> 0:53:25.360
<v Speaker 2>get engaged? How long has it been since y'all started talking? Friend? Bitch?

0:53:25.440 --> 0:53:34.279
<v Speaker 2>Like three months? Three months? I think three months? I know,

0:53:34.400 --> 0:53:38.759
<v Speaker 2>but I am I am not twenty five. I'm a

0:53:38.840 --> 0:53:43.319
<v Speaker 2>grown woman. I know what I want and I know

0:53:43.760 --> 0:53:48.040
<v Speaker 2>if this person can give it to me. And so far,

0:53:48.680 --> 0:53:52.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean, this is I feel like my other half.

0:53:53.800 --> 0:54:00.880
<v Speaker 2>She is she is Marie but like nicer and I

0:54:00.880 --> 0:54:06.479
<v Speaker 2>can have sex that's aggressive and I could have sex

0:54:06.520 --> 0:54:11.480
<v Speaker 2>with her. Yeah, okay, just say you're in love with

0:54:11.480 --> 0:54:20.200
<v Speaker 2>me and leave the past, yes, Sydney. Imagine you guys

0:54:20.200 --> 0:54:24.400
<v Speaker 2>get engaged in and the minister or the officiant is like,

0:54:25.719 --> 0:54:28.200
<v Speaker 2>are there any objections speaking now? Or for your peace?

0:54:28.239 --> 0:54:31.560
<v Speaker 2>And then I stand up and I go I object, Sydney,

0:54:31.560 --> 0:54:33.600
<v Speaker 2>I've been in love with you since nineteen. I will

0:54:33.760 --> 0:54:37.840
<v Speaker 2>strangle you. I will strangle you or I'll be like, okay,

0:54:38.040 --> 0:54:40.239
<v Speaker 2>well then you have to marry me right now. We

0:54:40.320 --> 0:54:42.239
<v Speaker 2>have to do it. If you're in love with us,

0:54:42.320 --> 0:54:45.880
<v Speaker 2>we're getting married today. I'm not leaving this place without

0:54:45.920 --> 0:54:51.440
<v Speaker 2>a fucking real way without a wife. Yeah, come on,

0:54:51.480 --> 0:54:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Porscha Dora, that's me, porsiad Ashy, that's me. Yeah, I

0:54:58.880 --> 0:55:01.160
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't do that, but you know, you just gotta let

0:55:01.200 --> 0:55:03.000
<v Speaker 2>me know what's season. You think y'all gonna get married,

0:55:03.040 --> 0:55:04.840
<v Speaker 2>so I could figure out what type of suit I

0:55:04.840 --> 0:55:06.879
<v Speaker 2>want to wear. Yeah, because you're gonna be my best man.

0:55:07.120 --> 0:55:12.360
<v Speaker 2>So my best man, I'm we get straight back corn

0:55:12.440 --> 0:55:16.440
<v Speaker 2>rows down to my Please don't for the straight X.

0:55:16.600 --> 0:55:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't do that. But she really likes you really proved

0:55:20.480 --> 0:55:24.200
<v Speaker 2>yourself during the trip, so she she really enjoys again

0:55:24.239 --> 0:55:25.840
<v Speaker 2>because I'm the type of guests that shows up and

0:55:25.880 --> 0:55:29.359
<v Speaker 2>takes my shoes off at the door. I'm not I'm

0:55:29.400 --> 0:55:34.880
<v Speaker 2>not wearing a unitard with my cooch, lips out, screaming

0:55:34.920 --> 0:55:41.719
<v Speaker 2>about hogging down. My friend was so high and was

0:55:41.760 --> 0:55:46.200
<v Speaker 2>like snack snacks, snacker snacker ruse and was like, oh,

0:55:46.440 --> 0:55:49.680
<v Speaker 2>She's like, I'm gonna go to the store and she's like, well,

0:55:49.719 --> 0:55:52.920
<v Speaker 2>bring back some butter peek in on. I scream. He

0:55:53.040 --> 0:55:55.360
<v Speaker 2>was like, okay, since I didn't know if you wanted anything.

0:55:55.400 --> 0:55:57.880
<v Speaker 2>I didn't ask, but okay, And then she gets to

0:55:57.920 --> 0:56:00.719
<v Speaker 2>the store and there's no butter pekad I because that's

0:56:00.800 --> 0:56:03.719
<v Speaker 2>so specific, and she's like, yeah, I'm gonna call her,

0:56:03.840 --> 0:56:05.440
<v Speaker 2>just because, like, you know, I don't want her to

0:56:05.440 --> 0:56:06.719
<v Speaker 2>think that I didn't want to get it. And she

0:56:06.920 --> 0:56:10.160
<v Speaker 2>was like, well, I guess you could give me some vanilla.

0:56:10.239 --> 0:56:14.120
<v Speaker 2>Then it was like, what right, Like, I'm going to

0:56:14.160 --> 0:56:16.279
<v Speaker 2>the store to pick up my things and you you

0:56:16.320 --> 0:56:19.000
<v Speaker 2>asked for ice cream, and now I'm being courteous to

0:56:19.080 --> 0:56:21.359
<v Speaker 2>let you know they don't have what you want, but

0:56:21.440 --> 0:56:24.319
<v Speaker 2>you still asking for I don't know, some people really

0:56:24.360 --> 0:56:28.000
<v Speaker 2>like ice cream. Yeah, but honestly, this person is the

0:56:28.320 --> 0:56:32.480
<v Speaker 2>funniest person and I would never go anywhere without her.

0:56:32.840 --> 0:56:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Best trip. Yeah, we laughed so hard. Girl's Trip and

0:56:38.960 --> 0:56:42.239
<v Speaker 2>there was no fight, no fight. Nobody got into a fight,

0:56:43.760 --> 0:56:48.680
<v Speaker 2>isn't that crazy. Nobody got kidnapped, nobody got roofeed, nobody

0:56:48.680 --> 0:56:51.879
<v Speaker 2>got into a fight. And I came so and you came.

0:56:52.200 --> 0:56:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Well the second time I couldn't the second day when

0:56:55.719 --> 0:56:57.719
<v Speaker 2>the WiFi was being iced, so I came then. But

0:56:57.840 --> 0:57:01.439
<v Speaker 2>the second time, oh, the wife WiFi makes you wet

0:57:03.040 --> 0:57:08.239
<v Speaker 2>that's the title. Why if I makes you wet? I

0:57:08.280 --> 0:57:11.680
<v Speaker 2>did not come on the trip, but I did get

0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:15.239
<v Speaker 2>a ride home when I got back. Okay, so you

0:57:15.320 --> 0:57:18.560
<v Speaker 2>came after, and wow, what a time to be alive.

0:57:18.680 --> 0:57:21.520
<v Speaker 2>It was like, did you miss me? Yes? You did.

0:57:22.120 --> 0:57:29.280
<v Speaker 2>I literally had I love that literally had sand from

0:57:29.320 --> 0:57:32.600
<v Speaker 2>the beach in every single nook and cranny of my body.

0:57:33.000 --> 0:57:37.120
<v Speaker 2>And I left his bed more sandy than when I

0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:42.560
<v Speaker 2>left my when I actually left the beach. So soon, mommy.

0:57:44.240 --> 0:57:46.280
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, like, I'm ready to take more trips with

0:57:46.320 --> 0:57:48.000
<v Speaker 2>you guys. I want to I want to go to

0:57:48.040 --> 0:57:50.440
<v Speaker 2>the Mediterranean. I want to go to the south of France.

0:57:50.520 --> 0:57:53.120
<v Speaker 2>I want to go to Africa. I want to eat

0:57:53.160 --> 0:57:55.920
<v Speaker 2>weird things in Tokyo and hang out with hip hop Asians.

0:57:55.920 --> 0:57:58.040
<v Speaker 2>I want to do all those things with my friends. Okay, well,

0:57:58.200 --> 0:58:01.000
<v Speaker 2>you know we just got one thing that stopping us

0:58:01.000 --> 0:58:02.880
<v Speaker 2>in is fucking Corona. So y'all need to put your

0:58:03.000 --> 0:58:05.280
<v Speaker 2>mask on. They need to get a vaccine so we

0:58:05.280 --> 0:58:09.960
<v Speaker 2>can fucking live our best travel nor lives. Yeah that's

0:58:10.000 --> 0:58:13.440
<v Speaker 2>what I want. So, Andrew, did you decide what you're

0:58:13.440 --> 0:58:14.479
<v Speaker 2>doing for your birthday yet?

0:58:14.720 --> 0:58:14.800
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:58:15.080 --> 0:58:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know we had that conversation right before you

0:58:17.080 --> 0:58:21.480
<v Speaker 1>left on the trip. I've been thinking about it because

0:58:21.520 --> 0:58:24.080
<v Speaker 1>my mom has been really wanting to, Like my mom

0:58:24.120 --> 0:58:27.720
<v Speaker 1>and sister, I have like been wanting to like, yeah, no,

0:58:27.800 --> 0:58:29.960
<v Speaker 1>they want to like get like an airbnb somewhere for

0:58:30.000 --> 0:58:33.760
<v Speaker 1>like a month. My mom consistently forgets that, like she's like, well,

0:58:33.760 --> 0:58:36.040
<v Speaker 1>what about work? And I'm like, literally, I can work

0:58:36.080 --> 0:58:39.520
<v Speaker 1>from anywhere in the world. It's it's like it's insane,

0:58:39.680 --> 0:58:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Like why do I have to be here.

0:58:41.280 --> 0:58:45.960
<v Speaker 2>You're like, You're like I can zoom from Zaire, from Zimbabwe,

0:58:46.040 --> 0:58:50.040
<v Speaker 2>all the places that.

0:58:46.600 --> 0:58:52.000
<v Speaker 1>I and so she's like, well, what about work? And

0:58:52.040 --> 0:58:55.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm like no, uh So it's just about convincing.

0:58:55.600 --> 0:58:57.760
<v Speaker 2>Didn't your sister just have a baby?

0:58:58.240 --> 0:58:58.280
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:58:59.000 --> 0:59:00.240
<v Speaker 2>Or no? Who system thing?

0:59:00.280 --> 0:59:00.400
<v Speaker 1>You know?

0:59:00.520 --> 0:59:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Somebody else? Maybe Matteo. Your sister just got married?

0:59:03.320 --> 0:59:08.720
<v Speaker 1>Though, yes, no she did not. She just no, she

0:59:08.720 --> 0:59:11.200
<v Speaker 1>she just had a birthday.

0:59:12.200 --> 0:59:14.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was looking at your sister's Instagram. You guys

0:59:14.480 --> 0:59:16.160
<v Speaker 2>have the same face. She's really cute.

0:59:16.280 --> 0:59:17.840
<v Speaker 1>I really don't think that we have the same Do

0:59:17.880 --> 0:59:18.560
<v Speaker 1>you really think.

0:59:18.400 --> 0:59:20.160
<v Speaker 2>So you look like siblings?

0:59:21.000 --> 0:59:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I look like my mom way more. And then my

0:59:24.760 --> 0:59:26.160
<v Speaker 1>sister looks like a twin.

0:59:26.000 --> 0:59:29.120
<v Speaker 2>Of my dad is so cute. I feel like it's eyes.

0:59:29.160 --> 0:59:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Then, thank you.

0:59:31.200 --> 0:59:36.280
<v Speaker 2>What's your mom's name, Kathy Cafe? Cathy.

0:59:37.160 --> 0:59:39.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she got in a fight on Facebook this morning

0:59:39.560 --> 0:59:43.200
<v Speaker 1>with my cousin's wife, like a political fight, and she

0:59:43.200 --> 0:59:45.680
<v Speaker 1>doesn't know anything about politics, and like she was like

0:59:45.720 --> 0:59:47.480
<v Speaker 1>that was thrilling, And I was like, you don't actually

0:59:47.560 --> 0:59:50.760
<v Speaker 1>know anything about politics, so why are you engaging? But

0:59:50.840 --> 0:59:52.400
<v Speaker 1>she was like on the right opinion at.

0:59:52.320 --> 0:59:54.400
<v Speaker 2>Least okay, so she was talking about the debate. I

0:59:54.480 --> 0:59:57.480
<v Speaker 2>was like, one, your mother was not.

1:00:00.280 --> 1:00:02.960
<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, no, I don't. You don't know anything. So

1:00:03.040 --> 1:00:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I just don't want you to engage in fights that

1:00:05.440 --> 1:00:06.320
<v Speaker 1>you can't really ground.

1:00:06.600 --> 1:00:09.040
<v Speaker 2>You know, you think you think your mom don't know

1:00:09.040 --> 1:00:10.200
<v Speaker 2>nothing about politics.

1:00:10.440 --> 1:00:11.480
<v Speaker 1>She I know she doesn't.

1:00:11.760 --> 1:00:13.680
<v Speaker 2>I know she doesn't think she doesn't watch the news

1:00:13.680 --> 1:00:14.000
<v Speaker 2>at all.

1:00:14.440 --> 1:00:16.760
<v Speaker 1>I know she does. Is she literally this is what

1:00:16.760 --> 1:00:20.360
<v Speaker 1>she does every morning. She gets up, goes in the treadmill,

1:00:20.520 --> 1:00:23.640
<v Speaker 1>has her phone like on like the little stand, and

1:00:23.680 --> 1:00:26.840
<v Speaker 1>then starts Instagram Stories and just watches that all the

1:00:26.880 --> 1:00:28.680
<v Speaker 1>way through until she's.

1:00:28.760 --> 1:00:30.840
<v Speaker 2>She watches it like it's TV, bitch.

1:00:31.520 --> 1:00:34.360
<v Speaker 1>She watches she loves an Instagram story.

1:00:34.520 --> 1:00:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Thank you mama. Your mom loves Instagram story and.

1:00:39.480 --> 1:00:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Like I'll watch her and she'll like swipe up and

1:00:41.560 --> 1:00:43.000
<v Speaker 1>like do the little reactions like.

1:00:43.000 --> 1:00:46.400
<v Speaker 2>Laughing, yeah, yeah, yeah, tell you thing.

1:00:49.280 --> 1:00:54.360
<v Speaker 1>She would respond to literally everything, So just be prepared.

1:00:53.680 --> 1:01:01.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call her. I'm gonna call her money see money, hey, babe.

1:01:02.600 --> 1:01:04.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh and my mind Kathy starts with a K.

1:01:04.320 --> 1:01:05.880
<v Speaker 1>It does start with the right.

1:01:05.960 --> 1:01:10.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh. Okay, my bad. Oh. I just thought she was cool,

1:01:10.480 --> 1:01:11.440
<v Speaker 2>so that's why I give her.

1:01:12.080 --> 1:01:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Okay, she is cool.

1:01:14.760 --> 1:01:16.400
<v Speaker 2>I think the only Kathy that's what this see is

1:01:16.400 --> 1:01:23.520
<v Speaker 2>the Kathy cartoon, the comic, the coolest. Thank you Kyo. Anyway,

1:01:23.800 --> 1:01:26.520
<v Speaker 2>I have to go because my laptop is at ten

1:01:26.560 --> 1:01:30.200
<v Speaker 2>percent and we gotta do something. We gotta do some stuff.

1:01:30.200 --> 1:01:35.400
<v Speaker 2>We gotta do. So uh, happy birthday Marie again. It's

1:01:35.480 --> 1:01:39.880
<v Speaker 2>been It's been a great ride, great trip friend. So

1:01:40.040 --> 1:01:43.120
<v Speaker 2>blessed to be, you know, on the other side with you.

1:01:44.920 --> 1:01:47.120
<v Speaker 2>For me. My favorite part of the whole trip is

1:01:47.120 --> 1:01:48.680
<v Speaker 2>when I got on the plane to come back to

1:01:48.720 --> 1:01:52.960
<v Speaker 2>New York. No Flat attendants called me, sir, so just

1:01:53.120 --> 1:01:57.040
<v Speaker 2>one short year ago, Irene, who will never forget ever

1:01:57.760 --> 1:02:01.640
<v Speaker 2>on the United Flat, said sir and Sacks and she

1:02:01.920 --> 1:02:02.560
<v Speaker 2>is dead to me.

1:02:02.960 --> 1:02:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was like the mask that really brought out

1:02:04.880 --> 1:02:06.120
<v Speaker 1>your like feminine qualities.

1:02:07.840 --> 1:02:14.800
<v Speaker 2>No, I think they're just nicer on aerow Mexico. They

1:02:14.800 --> 1:02:17.920
<v Speaker 2>were nicer on my delta flight than Irene was to

1:02:18.000 --> 1:02:22.600
<v Speaker 2>me last year. And it's still Irenes are still canceled.

1:02:22.680 --> 1:02:26.160
<v Speaker 2>So I just want to make sure that we know that. Yeah, Sidney,

1:02:26.160 --> 1:02:27.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you came to celebrate with me. Thank you

1:02:27.640 --> 1:02:29.920
<v Speaker 2>for buying me lobster, even though it got you sick,

1:02:30.640 --> 1:02:32.240
<v Speaker 2>it was worth it. I'll do it all over for you.

1:02:33.680 --> 1:02:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Thank you for pooping on the beach with me, for me,

1:02:37.600 --> 1:02:50.160
<v Speaker 2>not with me. All Right, y'all know to drill, you know, subscribe, whatever, comment,

1:02:50.320 --> 1:02:53.400
<v Speaker 2>do all those things tell people to listen to the podcast.

1:02:53.560 --> 1:02:58.160
<v Speaker 2>It's been four years. Wow, that's I don't believe. I

1:02:58.160 --> 1:03:03.400
<v Speaker 2>need to check my receipts. Four years going too much time. Anyway,

1:03:03.440 --> 1:03:04.880
<v Speaker 2>this is gonna be the last episode of the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>because it's been four years and.

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<v Speaker 1>We're still stop it and you're saying that all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I have people messaging me like is it over? Like

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<v Speaker 1>is it really over? Because you guys keep on talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it being over. Yo, Andrew, but they're not taking

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<v Speaker 1>it as a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, while we're here and we're queer, and we're

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<v Speaker 2>not going anywhere because we're in a pandemic. But ray,

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<v Speaker 2>ray and comment and subscribe and maybe you too, one

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<v Speaker 2>done forever.

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