Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're back back back at the back
Speaker 2: back from We're going for like mad long yo. We
Speaker 2: went around a world friend, low key, high key. We
Speaker 2: we did a little where as the world is Carmen
Speaker 2: San Diego. But I'm all saying, also, doesn't it feel
Speaker 2: like we were We didn't do an episode in mellow
Speaker 2: it did? It did feel like that, And you know,
Speaker 2: I just got to get back in the groove of
Speaker 2: doing it because there was a moment where I was like,
Speaker 2: are we still doing the podcast? I was like, do
Speaker 2: we have a podcast? The answer is yea. And I
Speaker 2: just got a notification on Facebook that we've done this
Speaker 2: podcast for four years? Now what four years ago?
Speaker 1: You? I know, wait when did the first episode air?
Speaker 2: Today? Four years ago?
Speaker 1: Today?
Speaker 2: Today? Ago? P d dabrow Today makes it four American years? Yes,
Speaker 2: for American African American years, African American years. Yes.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this was like pre Trump.
Speaker 2: Oh, it was a better time to tell you that much.
Speaker 2: It was a better time. It was like right before,
Speaker 2: right before everything was over. Yeah, it was right before
Speaker 2: the end of the world. Isn't that crazy? Wow? Yeah,
Speaker 2: But we've been doing the Patreon for a year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we haven't been doing it that long and it's already
Speaker 2: just made our lives better financially wise. Uh. So we
Speaker 2: loved to see it. We love money. Yes, keep giving
Speaker 2: us that. Yeah, actually we have to we have to
Speaker 2: meet up Marie, so we can, you know, do what
Speaker 2: we normally do for the Patreon Yeah all right, Well,
Speaker 2: I mean I was gonna come over today, but you
Speaker 2: are booked booked up. I truly think you still have
Speaker 2: enough time to come over, So just saying yeah, but
Speaker 2: you know what, I decided that I'm not going to
Speaker 2: smoke weed for the month of October. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: there's more avocado on this white sweater I got. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna take it off. So I decided I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna smoke weed for the month of October for
Speaker 2: thirty days, and then found out later that there are
Speaker 2: thirty one days in October, which is like, okay, we
Speaker 2: don't turn up. We're gonna turn up on the thirty first.
Speaker 2: So thirty days no smoking, and today is the last
Speaker 2: day that I can smoke, So me and my friend
Speaker 2: are gonna hang out today and go hi. So I
Speaker 2: don't know if I'm available for the Patreon oh is
Speaker 2: it a friend that like you know who I'm talking about. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say his name on here. You know
Speaker 2: exactly what is. You've met him, You've been in his car,
Speaker 2: you've met his dog. You know him. Hey, baby, missy sweet?
Speaker 2: All right, well, make sure you do what you need
Speaker 2: to do so that we can have something to talk
Speaker 2: about when we finally do do the Patreon Okay, we
Speaker 2: can do it tomorrow. Good. Great, do you have time
Speaker 2: to Are you available tomorrow? I'm sure I'm available tomorrow
Speaker 2: or something? All right, worse comes to worse, Well, we
Speaker 2: will figure it out. Well, we'll post it at midnight,
Speaker 2: and you guys can enjoy it for the rest of
Speaker 2: your worst things worse I pop up freaks, saw the
Speaker 2: honeys bunnies play boys. First things first, I'll eat your brain.
Speaker 2: First things first. That's all right, you're right, okay, so
Speaker 2: let's just get right into it. Bitches went away and
Speaker 2: the cats were playing mm hmm the cats your cats, No,
Speaker 2: my pussy, Your pussy was popping togethers. That's how rumors.
Speaker 2: I know someone's good. Listen to this. They paused the
Speaker 2: episode to be like Sydney and Maurice Pussies was playing again.
Speaker 2: We need rumors, we need rumors, we need something to
Speaker 2: go viral on this fun, amazing podcast. That's the rumor
Speaker 2: that you want to start. Yes, let's let's go. Let's
Speaker 2: start from the top. So I went to La to
Speaker 2: visit you know, my love, and we turned it into
Speaker 2: a goals trip. You know, it's like, if you love me,
Speaker 2: you gotta love my gals. So you me, I don't
Speaker 2: know if we were mentioning this this friend of ours anymore.
Speaker 2: You Me and third trist A Megas was in La
Speaker 2: and that I mean, that's how I know, like this
Speaker 2: person is amazing because they were able to house not
Speaker 2: just one but dose friends, dose friends. I mean that's
Speaker 2: just the perk of having a nice ass, big ass house.
Speaker 2: You know. I think that I don't know if I
Speaker 2: would let my friend bring her two friends to my house,
Speaker 2: I mean, not this house that living right now. But
Speaker 2: she was very generous because I was in the house,
Speaker 2: Like I was like, you letting us drink the water,
Speaker 2: you letting us eat the fools here? Wow? And you
Speaker 2: providing transportation. She's I think she's a keeper. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go ahead and propose to you for her. Yeah, she's
Speaker 2: she's really, you know, top tier, and I'm glad that
Speaker 2: I've met somebody during this fucking awful year night mayor
Speaker 2: of a year so terrible. But she definitely is the
Speaker 2: light at the end of the very dark tunnel. And
Speaker 2: we come on poetry. We had a good time. You
Speaker 2: guys laughed a lot. You guys laughed, you got smoked.
Speaker 2: You guys laughed and smoked. And you heard me had sex.
Speaker 2: It was it was wonderful. I did hear Sydney have sex?
Speaker 2: How does it sound? Very I forgot about that. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: how does it sound? So? Do you remember when you
Speaker 2: heard Carolina have sex and you said that she sounds
Speaker 2: like a size two and you were like, is that Carolina?
Speaker 2: And you were like mad close to the door and
Speaker 2: you opened it a little bit and you got in
Speaker 2: the bed with them. Remember when you told that story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was uh yeah, bitch, talk about it.
Speaker 2: I was like, is there a cat in here? Because
Speaker 2: it's like it's like and then it was like.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: Yo. I was like, I'm gonna sit right here on
Speaker 2: this couch. No, And then the third of ours fucking
Speaker 2: knocks on the door and asks for the Wi Fi
Speaker 2: and it's like that was hilarious. You know, we're adults,
Speaker 2: you can figure it out. We're busy, yo, What time
Speaker 2: of one time of day was the morning?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Got it been a little bit earlier than that, even
Speaker 2: because you know our third likes to get up very early. Loud,
Speaker 2: not even necessarily for the internet. She she was like,
Speaker 2: want FaceTime with her family falcony, laughing loud, and you know, Sydney,
Speaker 2: come hard, come hard, hard, can't come because I'm hearing
Speaker 2: my friend in the back background. Honestly, you should really
Speaker 2: lean into your friend's voices when you're having no thank you,
Speaker 2: I'm all same, I love my friend dearly, but that's
Speaker 2: not the voice that I want to squirt to. Sorry, okay,
Speaker 2: we're squirting regularly. Come through consistency. Yeah, it was, Yes,
Speaker 2: it was hard. It was hard to like get my
Speaker 2: mind where it needed to be because I but you
Speaker 2: got there two days before. We did what. We gave
Speaker 2: you time, ample time to destroy somebody's mattress and you're
Speaker 2: saying you didn't get it in them other day. Oh
Speaker 2: we did. We did. We had a little I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna say, but we had a better kimk ray j
Speaker 2: moment and at night in Paris, It's a night in
Speaker 2: Cyny that's the title. Remember you said that, Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was good. And then uh, you know, my friend was
Speaker 2: very comfortable at this person's house and you know, praise
Speaker 2: be plays be friendship. Well that's the thing. There's two
Speaker 2: different types of people when they come to your house, right,
Speaker 2: there's the type of person who shows up and they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're shoes off, okay, cool, let me take them off.
Speaker 2: Oh may I may I have a glass of wine.
Speaker 2: And then there's the person that shows up. They don't
Speaker 2: take their shoes off. They maybe they throw their dirty
Speaker 2: coat on your beer, even though the bed is nowhere
Speaker 2: near that. She didn't have a coat though, so she
Speaker 2: wasn't throwing her road anything. They opened the fridge and
Speaker 2: they start touching things and tasting things. To take a
Speaker 2: body of sandwich, put it down. They'll put their finger
Speaker 2: in your fish chink and be like what a fish like?
Speaker 2: Different types of house guests. And I want to say
Speaker 2: that I'm the first one and our third is the
Speaker 2: second one. Now and Sydney, you right there in the middle.
Speaker 2: You're and middle of those two types of people that
Speaker 2: come to your own No, I mean no, I will.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put this one out here. I don't care
Speaker 2: if the friend is listening. Uh So my friend was
Speaker 2: in a very small revealing like one the Lips was
Speaker 2: waving to everyone. The Lips went out in the balcony
Speaker 2: to get some air. Listen. I heard one friend have
Speaker 2: sex and saw my other friend having sex with the
Speaker 2: close she ha. So that's the type of intimacy that
Speaker 2: I experienced on his birthday, tche And so she was like,
Speaker 2: you know, walking around and I was like, girl, you're
Speaker 2: real comfortable in here, Like look what the fuck you're wearing?
Speaker 2: And I was like, I need you to put some
Speaker 2: clothes on, and she was like, y'all lesbians. I thought
Speaker 2: it was different. It was like if any thing she has,
Speaker 2: she's yeah, she's gay, but she has eyes she can see.
Speaker 2: So when you said that, it was like funny to me,
Speaker 2: but you were legit being serious. Dead ass didn't want her.
Speaker 2: Coach Lips like, yeah, put your robe on, bitch, put
Speaker 2: it on. And then she went and put on the tiniest,
Speaker 2: like the shortest, sluttiest rope. It was a very pretty silk,
Speaker 2: but it was who it was cropped it was like,
Speaker 2: you remember the half baby fat jackets from back in
Speaker 2: the day, That's exactly what was. And my friend is hot.
Speaker 2: My friend's hot. So I was like, yeah, yeah, cover up, Okay,
Speaker 2: you're cute, bitch like there. But her mindset was I'm
Speaker 2: amongst women. We we do less in fitting rooms and dressed.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, this is not a planet fitness. We are
Speaker 2: not in the fitting room, honey. We are in someone's space.
Speaker 2: And you know, I don't want I don't want Mike.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be thinking about you while we're
Speaker 2: trying to do stuff. Because, yeah, Aramiga was giving us
Speaker 2: Ebonine Place Club Andrew, I don't know if you know
Speaker 2: that reference that might be to I mean, I love
Speaker 2: the Players Club is a classic film from the night.
Speaker 2: My friend has a very sexy body, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to be thinking about this now, cover up.
Speaker 2: Where are you thinking about your friend the next time
Speaker 2: you were having sex while your other friend me was
Speaker 2: thinking about you. I was just thinking about the fucking WiFi.
Speaker 2: I was like, does she have the WiFi? What do
Speaker 2: I what do I need to get for her for
Speaker 2: her to not knock on this door? Yo, Sidney was
Speaker 2: fully having sex. And our friend was like, is that
Speaker 2: when I say I saw her hand on the door handle?
Speaker 2: She was she wasggling. Is that the titles? Is that
Speaker 2: the title? What's the WiFi? What's the WiFi? Maybe?
Speaker 1: What did you say earlier? It was a night night
Speaker 1: and night.
Speaker 2: In money, a night in Sydney. He's actually the wife
Speaker 2: that is so good. That's my WiFi passwords, A night
Speaker 2: in city. So we went to we went to La
Speaker 2: La Land that was cute, and then we went to
Speaker 2: what was the next spot? Then we jumped on a
Speaker 2: plane and went to saloon. We were in Mexico. We
Speaker 2: were dripped in pesos and we stayed in this really
Speaker 2: really sexy house, beautiful house that had a pool, gorgeous
Speaker 2: and and a private chef was there when we got there,
Speaker 2: and let's talk about that. They were let's talk about
Speaker 2: the scam, the scandal, So the Mexican scandalos he They
Speaker 2: were like, oh, the the chef is this much money
Speaker 2: per for this group of people, plus the price of ingredients.
Speaker 2: So we were like, ah, that's okay. We splurged a
Speaker 2: little bit. We'll be rich. We'll do some real housewives
Speaker 2: of we gotta work type things, and he was like
Speaker 2: the groceries was one hundred dollars, one hundred and four dollars.
Speaker 2: We were like me, Anda, Me, Me and a Mina
Speaker 2: looked at each other because Amina was in'to lum with
Speaker 2: us and a Mina looked at each other and we
Speaker 2: were like, I spend. If I'm spending one hundred dollars
Speaker 2: on groceries, I'm eating for like three years. Like that's
Speaker 2: enough food for me to eat for several weeks. Mind you,
Speaker 2: let me tell you the menu. It was like pasta
Speaker 2: with chicken in it, the fahidas with chicken with the
Speaker 2: same chicken, and then a salad and there was guac
Speaker 2: and chip. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait where did you find this chef?
Speaker 2: He was through the Airbnb that we were using. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so the Yeah, so the gaggies they own like twenty
Speaker 2: five properties and they just have like chefs and transportation
Speaker 2: and massuses and like this network of people that they
Speaker 2: use that they just refer you to when you ask
Speaker 2: for them. And it was like whatever, I had never
Speaker 2: done anything like that before. I don't I don't come
Speaker 2: from private shift money. Like my mom was my private
Speaker 2: chef and she wasn't taking requests, not at all. She
Speaker 2: was you know, she was buying her groceries, you know,
Speaker 2: on sale with coupons. So yeah, it was pasta with
Speaker 2: chicken chicken fijedas. There was two bottles of wine that
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, the wine is going to be
Speaker 2: inexpensive in Mexico. Comes back to the house. It was
Speaker 2: like it was one hundred and four dollars and we
Speaker 2: were like, we paid it obviously clearly. But every time
Speaker 2: we had them come cook for us, the ingredients was
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars again, and it was like, well, where
Speaker 2: are y'all shopping? Okay? Is there a Walgreens here? And
Speaker 2: being the inspector gadgets of black women in comedy, we
Speaker 2: were like, let's go to the store. Let's let's get
Speaker 2: some groceries. Well, actually, the reason we went to the
Speaker 2: stores because we didn't have any food in the house
Speaker 2: and we were hungry. Right, don't mess up the story. Marine.
Speaker 2: You're saying, oh, you're saying that we was on the case.
Speaker 2: You're saying we were harry at the spy. So we
Speaker 2: went to the grocercy store. Okay, go ahead, go ahead,
Speaker 2: sys my bad. So we went there. They want alcohol,
Speaker 2: they want snacks, they want food. We get salmon. Like
Speaker 2: we going on, wait a minute, holding we get to
Speaker 2: the supermart. First of all, we had the driver waiting
Speaker 2: for like half an hour. Out that man done with us.
Speaker 2: We're like, oh my god, he's gonna charge us ninety
Speaker 2: eight dollars. So he we we get there, He's like,
Speaker 2: We're like, we're gonna we need thirty minutes. Sydney starts
Speaker 2: full on grocery shopping her own car by herself in Mexico,
Speaker 2: and I was like, well, what's that over there? She's
Speaker 2: she's collecting things for the group, and then we're gonna consolidate. No,
Speaker 2: Sydney's buying red Bull, she's buying cheesy Cheeto, she's buying
Speaker 2: no Waters, she's buying Sydney think I had. She's buying Gushers,
Speaker 2: she's buying Dunker Niggas. She's buying all this stuff. And
Speaker 2: I'm looking at her cart like, babe, we're only gonna
Speaker 2: be here for three days. But you know, I was like, well,
Speaker 2: maybe she's prepping for a silken cook. I don't know
Speaker 2: what was happening. Right. We were at the supermarket for
Speaker 2: like an hour and we get all this stuff. We
Speaker 2: did not eat. We got ice cream, we got snacks,
Speaker 2: we got cereal, milk, all this and it was like,
Speaker 2: why did we get so much cheese? So much? AnyWho?
Speaker 2: I do my little cart, they do they cart right
Speaker 2: their car? What did your car come up to? Like
Speaker 2: seventy seven dollars? I don't know, but yeah it was.
Speaker 2: The total was like a little bit for four people,
Speaker 2: five people. He had been telling us that the groceries
Speaker 2: were one hundred dollars for us to cook the one
Speaker 2: meal that he was my car, my car. I had
Speaker 2: a raizor, I had body washed, I had like mad
Speaker 2: I had stuff for Marie's birthday party. I had plates
Speaker 2: and forks and balloons and all this shit. My thing
Speaker 2: came up to like sixty something dollars. I was like,
Speaker 2: there's no way, sir, there's no way. You got one
Speaker 2: meal and it costs one hundred dollars. You lying sack
Speaker 2: of shit, right, you gonna lie to us in this
Speaker 2: pandemic black women at that you're gonna try to hustle
Speaker 2: black women doing it on my birthday? Girl in this time?
Speaker 2: Is you're gonna try to disrespect me in this time?
Speaker 2: And when we say the ingredients were one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: We still had to pay him for the cooking meal,
Speaker 2: which was another I don't know, one hundred dollars or whatever.
Speaker 2: But so so this dude came back and we were
Speaker 2: or when we got back from the supermarket, we messaged
Speaker 2: the Airbnb lady, our contact, and we were like, we
Speaker 2: need receipts moving forward, us receipts. We need receipts of
Speaker 2: everything that he's buying for us. And I guess he
Speaker 2: was upset about that because he showed up the next
Speaker 2: day with attitooed with a capital no all cap attitude
Speaker 2: walk talk at walk, and so he lets Marie know,
Speaker 2: like how much because we're like, it's Marie's birthday. Let's
Speaker 2: let's have a nice fucking dinner. Let's have a Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because he was he was like, oh, we can do
Speaker 2: He's like we can grill, I could do steak, I
Speaker 2: could do lobster. I could do this. And you know,
Speaker 2: Sidney her lobster and my friend is very wealthy in
Speaker 2: her heart, and she was like, lobsters, let's do it right,
Speaker 2: we get them.
Speaker 1: Wait, I don't want to bury the lead, but you
Speaker 1: got food poisoning?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Did he give you? Oh?
Speaker 2: My god, ma'am, well, she says, she says she got
Speaker 2: it from the lobster, but we all ate the lobster,
Speaker 2: and Sydney's the only one that got sick. But my lobster.
Speaker 2: I visibly could tell that the lobster was not cooked.
Speaker 2: But I was like, I've had sevich before, let's go okay,
Speaker 2: so yes to Just to be clear, this man made
Speaker 2: seven lobsters for five feetle so everybody got their own lobster,
Speaker 2: and then there was like residual remainder lobster and it
Speaker 2: was so the lobster. It was one hundred and sixty
Speaker 2: one dollars for seven lobsters, which I'm slack. I feel
Speaker 2: like that sounds good. I've never put no can someone
Speaker 2: anybody's paid for one lobster before? How much does it cost? Well,
Speaker 2: what's one sixty one divided by seven, because that's how
Speaker 2: much east lobster was?
Speaker 1: Got sixty one divided by seven twenty three dollars each.
Speaker 2: Twenty three dollars for a lobster is actually quite Yeah,
Speaker 2: that is cheap. Well, we didn't need fucking seven, but
Speaker 2: we definitely didn't need seven lobsters because and he bought
Speaker 2: shrimp too. He had shrimp. He bought these giants that
Speaker 2: they call them Rang's doing a prawn and a shrimp.
Speaker 2: One went to private school and another one didn't. Okay, so
Speaker 2: we had proms that know how to ski in and
Speaker 2: speak multiple languages. Our proms were Tracy Ellis Ross and
Speaker 2: they still had the heads attached and the eyes were
Speaker 2: like looking at us and they were like goog. But
Speaker 2: we didn't even need all the shrimp. No, we didn't.
Speaker 2: So and then there was a salad whatever the case
Speaker 2: may be. Dinner was like over three hundred and something
Speaker 2: dollars and it was really good. Thank my friend, my
Speaker 2: good friend, my colleague, good sister paid for those lots. Yes,
Speaker 2: I did what I could. I was like, happy birthday, baby,
Speaker 2: I love you, kissed me on the mouth now did
Speaker 2: not And it was it was a beautiful, beautiful day.
Speaker 2: I mean we were in the pool, people were drinking smoking.
Speaker 2: We actually started the day oh because we me and
Speaker 2: Sydney were like completely content with going down to Mexico,
Speaker 2: laying out by the pool, not interacting with really anybody
Speaker 2: and just like working on our tans and learning how
Speaker 2: to swim. Amina and her sister were like we got
Speaker 2: to do something. What's the plan? And we were like,
Speaker 2: no plan. They found this thing. We went and rode
Speaker 2: ATVs through the jungle. That's what we did. I forgot.
Speaker 2: And now we went to a monkey sank sanctuary and
Speaker 2: we we like went into like a snow taste. We
Speaker 2: like went into a cave and like pitch black cold water. Remember,
Speaker 2: like it was like a whole day. It was a
Speaker 2: whole day and a really sexy that was more money,
Speaker 2: more money, just yeah, but the ATVs were fun. No,
Speaker 2: it was worth it. It was It was definitely worth it. Andrew,
Speaker 2: have you ever been on an a an all terrain vehicle?
Speaker 1: Okay, I was wondering what ATV stood for. No, I've
Speaker 1: not been on an a TV.
Speaker 2: It's a four wheel you know who DMX is.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, you're familiar.
Speaker 2: With the earl. Yeah, so you it's just this big
Speaker 2: ass little baby monster truck thing that you see like
Speaker 2: white boys like riding through mud hills or whatever. So
Speaker 2: we had never been on them, and I.
Speaker 1: Was never you were you were controlling it yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, we're driving our own we're.
Speaker 1: Gonna get that sounds like so much fun though it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was like, whenever it's around my birthday,
Speaker 2: I always think this is when I'm gonna die because
Speaker 2: my tombstone it's gonna be real sad. So I'm more
Speaker 2: afraid that I'm gonna hurt myself and die. Around September
Speaker 2: twenty third, and so we're on these ATVs and I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm wearing a crop top. We have like
Speaker 2: masks on and these goggles and these big ass helmets,
Speaker 2: and like my heart is pounding. And then we start
Speaker 2: driving and I was like, I'm a popo Lee. Yeah
Speaker 2: she was. She was actually doing the most and I
Speaker 2: really really and I was behind her and all of
Speaker 2: the dust was all over me because she was going
Speaker 2: to full speed ahead ghost be racer go. But you
Speaker 2: know what, I think that whenever I travel to another country,
Speaker 2: if they have ATV tours available, I'm gonna do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like that's how much I enjoyed doing it. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was wonderful. We had a great time. The mosquitoes were terrorists.
Speaker 2: They ate up my ass, my legs. They gave us
Speaker 2: a bucks spray that literally was Capri Sun for them.
Speaker 2: I think the buzzspray was mosquito like. It was like
Speaker 2: mosquito gs. Because the mosquitos, the Mexican mosquitoes were so aggressive.
Speaker 2: I felt like I was at like a like a
Speaker 2: frat party or something like. It felt real like dude,
Speaker 2: leave me alone, I have a man. The mosquitos were
Speaker 2: like literally on Sydney's a Smiths, Miss Smiths, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: excuse me, excuse me, gentlemen, a A. It was what
Speaker 2: time is it? It was showtime, dinner time, dinner time?
Speaker 2: It was. It was then, you know, we saw the monkeys.
Speaker 2: I had like twenty minutes into the tour. I said,
Speaker 2: I'm going back. I can't. I can't do this. I
Speaker 2: can do Sydney opted out. I said bye. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: after we rode the ATVs and we like took a
Speaker 2: deep dive into these like caves and stuff. Then it
Speaker 2: was like a zoo and we were walking through the
Speaker 2: jungle looking at like flamingos and parrots from Rio and
Speaker 2: Sydney and Zadier were like, no, it's too many mosquitoes.
Speaker 2: Were going back to this, I said, I guess this
Speaker 2: is where I'm going to check out. Goodbye. And you
Speaker 2: know Marie and I mean, they're like what we pay
Speaker 2: her money? I was like the money is. I didn't
Speaker 2: even say anything about the money. Me and my sister.
Speaker 2: All of you guys wanted to go back to the car,
Speaker 2: and me and my sister were like, well, the pesels
Speaker 2: have already been sent via Venmo. Yeah, so we're gonna
Speaker 2: sit here. Also, they were like, we're gonna go wait
Speaker 2: in the van. But they were like the van is
Speaker 2: not here. Yeah, you gotta wait for the driver and
Speaker 2: when he gets here, then you can go. And it
Speaker 2: was like, well, if I'm gonna be here, I might
Speaker 2: as well finish this tour and look at these lemurs
Speaker 2: or whatever. Oh my god, I want a lemur. I
Speaker 2: was like, this is why I see why people have
Speaker 2: these like exotic animals in their home. There the fucking
Speaker 2: lemurs were so cute. You said, you want a lemur? Sidney,
Speaker 2: have you learned nothing from that Oprah episode where that
Speaker 2: lady had a chimpane Yeah, no, I don't remember, but
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, and the chimpanzee ripped her face off.
Speaker 2: I don't think the lemur would do that.
Speaker 1: I hate it. I completely like blocked that out of
Speaker 1: my memory. Thank you for bringing that back up.
Speaker 2: That's like, of all the opera episodes that I walked
Speaker 2: in on my mom watching. That is the one that
Speaker 2: I remember the most clearly.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, obviously it's a monkey ripped.
Speaker 2: Her fingers off. It was like, yeah, well did you
Speaker 2: feed the monkey? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And Sidney, you already have two cats. I mean that's
Speaker 1: like the domestic version of lemurs.
Speaker 2: No, yes, already have They're way more active than they have.
Speaker 2: Their eyes were so cute, they were fer you. Yeah
Speaker 2: you have Lemur corona now. Anyways, So okay, so we
Speaker 2: did that and then we have the dinner and they
Speaker 2: went skinny dipping and life is grand, life is great. Andrew,
Speaker 2: Who's who was I did do you think it was
Speaker 2: to go skinny dipping? Oh?
Speaker 1: I mean Sidney like showing off her body a lot.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say sy.
Speaker 2: It was my creepy well the lobster bin and food
Speaker 2: poisoning receiving friend. Yeah, I was like, we should go
Speaker 2: skinny dipping. I said, I want to.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: I was like, and if anybody's got a fat pussy,
Speaker 2: wake up. Yeah. City came upstairs one morning and she
Speaker 2: was like, if you have a fat pussy, makes some noise.
Speaker 2: And our friend was in court. She was in zoom court.
Speaker 2: There was a judge and a lawyer and a defendant.
Speaker 2: She was in the zoom court and Sydney's screaming about
Speaker 2: fat pussies in the background.
Speaker 1: So wait, you can't just leave it at zoom court.
Speaker 1: I'm really curious what a zoom court. Why was she
Speaker 1: in court?
Speaker 2: She was in court because she got into an accident
Speaker 2: with this guy who's trying to say that she's at fault.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh right. It wasn't even like considering like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you could do court on zoom that's the same.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're doing this raggedy ass sexy ass podcast
Speaker 2: and she was doing zoom co I mean actually had
Speaker 2: a blazer on with no pants. That's how it should
Speaker 2: always be, Truly, I don't think we should ever have
Speaker 2: to walk into her court room again. We should just
Speaker 2: do everyone agree. Oh, I'm sustained, overruled, and so we
Speaker 2: have a lovely night. We stay up late. I mean,
Speaker 2: my friend is dancing, laughing, having I mean, I've been
Speaker 2: with her for most of her birthdays as are like,
Speaker 2: as we've been friends, and this was probably the best
Speaker 2: time I would visibly see my friend having And it
Speaker 2: was wonderful to see, and we still had one more
Speaker 2: day to go, and I was like, if this is
Speaker 2: the like this is the second day, I can't imagine
Speaker 2: what this third day is going to be like. So
Speaker 2: we stay up late. It was it was really good.
Speaker 2: We're listening to music. I'm just I just want to
Speaker 2: hug my friend to death. Everybody's naked. Everybody, well, first
Speaker 2: of all, me and Amina and Sydney, I think got
Speaker 2: naked immediately. We did. And then my sister was there
Speaker 2: and amina sister was there, and they both were taking
Speaker 2: a sweet ass. They're both taking their sweet fitness times,
Speaker 2: both of them personal trainers. Beautiful bodies, both of them,
Speaker 2: amazing bodies, both of them Like can I go in
Speaker 2: with my robe? It was like, now put your titties
Speaker 2: in this water. Now. That was that was the that's
Speaker 2: what we get that on shirt. I was like, I
Speaker 2: want to see some ariolas right fucking now. They showed
Speaker 2: to ariolas they sow the laby is it's great, it's beautiful,
Speaker 2: it's it was Sydney. It probably has so many videos
Speaker 2: of our naked bodies in the pool, and she refuses
Speaker 2: to send them to us because she likes to quote
Speaker 2: save things in her phone for our birthdays to post
Speaker 2: on Instagram and the girls any who is a great night.
Speaker 2: We finally go to bed at like I don't know,
Speaker 2: like two three o'clock one morning, who knows what time
Speaker 2: it was, Like, my sweet beautiful face of mine closes
Speaker 2: my great eyes, and at six am, my stomach is like,
Speaker 2: welcome to the jungle, the screaming. My stomach is screaming.
Speaker 2: The stomach said, oh, you know in the Michael Jackson
Speaker 2: song where like it starts with and then he goes
Speaker 2: or whatever, he like screams, That's what Sydney's butthole was doing.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 2: I wake up and I'm like throwing up violently just that.
Speaker 2: But but you made it to the bathrooms. The bathroom,
Speaker 2: I throw up and then I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: gotta poop pooping, pooping the same thing like and then
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, maybe it just needed to get
Speaker 2: it out, you know, I'll be fine, go back to sleeping. This.
Speaker 2: I'm pooping and throwing up at the same time. I
Speaker 2: think that I'm dying. I did do I Sally. I
Speaker 2: don't think I've ever done both of those things at
Speaker 2: the same time. This is going on until ten fucking
Speaker 2: am okay, throwing up, pooping. I'm running to the next
Speaker 2: bathroom like across the way to like throw up, then
Speaker 2: coming back to poop because I don't want to be
Speaker 2: in the same place. I don't want to get cross contamination.
Speaker 2: I'm miserable. You don't want to get Then they can
Speaker 2: people can hear me like shitting out my soul. It's
Speaker 2: just it was awful. And then I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to the beach. I'm not doing it. And
Speaker 2: something in my brain was like, I'm in Mexico. You
Speaker 2: have to go to the beach. This is your last day.
Speaker 2: We are you gonna stay in the households on right. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: back at their enche me and mean, they are upstairs
Speaker 2: eating shroom chocolates just like you know, just a little piece.
Speaker 2: This is gonna make the day, Like really cute. My
Speaker 2: sister took a half. Sydney's coming to the beach. We're excited.
Speaker 2: Shrooms hit us in the van on the way to
Speaker 2: the beach. These pitchers are laughing their asses off and
Speaker 2: I'm fucking pissed. They are cackling like hyenas on crack.
Speaker 2: They're having the best their life. Amina could not stop laughing,
Speaker 2: and I'm hanging on. I'm hanging on to the side
Speaker 2: of the door because I'm like, I'm gonna throw up again.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna poop, and mind you,
Speaker 2: I have full on nerve wearing a song bikini a
Speaker 2: song bikini with diarrhea. That that is, honestly, if that's
Speaker 2: the title, I'm gonna say that in your eulogesis. I'm
Speaker 2: I'm I'm putting that in your obituary. My friend was
Speaker 2: you know, a star and he got winner and blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah. Also very Brave were a song
Speaker 2: once she had diarrhea was yeah, I mean I had
Speaker 2: sandy shitty ass title of the pod, and no, we're
Speaker 2: not calling it that Sandy, all right? But maybe the
Speaker 2: song was keeping Things eaten plug It was like, no,
Speaker 2: it was not. And so Amina and Marie and Lou
Speaker 2: are having the best time of their life. Zadia is like,
Speaker 2: chill mode, we get out, we get to the beach.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. I'm looking at everything. I was like, I'm
Speaker 2: so glad I came. And then uh, I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm miserable. I want to go back and I couldn't,
Speaker 2: and I lay on this beanie bag because there's not
Speaker 2: enough chairs or beds for all of us. So I'm
Speaker 2: laying on the beanie bed and I'm like, I gotta
Speaker 2: dig a hole next to the to the bed so
Speaker 2: I can throw up. But no, the servers are watching.
Speaker 2: They're they're watching me dig this holder Like what is
Speaker 2: she about to do? They're like, she's making sand castles
Speaker 2: over there. I said, well, you.
Speaker 1: Can't go somewhere like secluded to do this or what.
Speaker 2: So you want me to We were at like a
Speaker 2: you want my friend to throw up by herself?
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean it could be like a group
Speaker 1: you know, a group activity. You all like it. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the whole vibe was, but you can,
Speaker 1: like all chaperone sit up.
Speaker 2: The vibe was three of us were high and laughing
Speaker 2: and okay, having deep conversations in the water the Gulf
Speaker 2: of Mexico. One person was drinking CBD Margarita's and then
Speaker 2: Sydney was digging holes that she can throw up in
Speaker 2: and like cover her poop with, saying, yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait, were you also playing on pooping?
Speaker 2: And I don't know a friend, I don't know what
Speaker 2: I was going through that I was slipping and sliding,
Speaker 2: my rectum was not happy, my throat, esophagus on fire,
Speaker 2: and I I was sick and I still felt like fat.
Speaker 2: It was weird. I was so self conscious. It was
Speaker 2: just miserable. And I was like, usually it's me and
Speaker 2: Marie hand in hand, and I was like, that's not
Speaker 2: going to happen today. One because she's on mushrooms. And
Speaker 2: two because you wanted me to hold your hand while
Speaker 2: you threw up. No, sorry, hold on, I didn't want
Speaker 2: to be sick so we could be hand in hand.
Speaker 2: But then we wouldn't have been hand in hand anyway,
Speaker 2: because you were on mushrooms. I would have held your
Speaker 2: hand on mushrooms. Yeah, I was thinking about taking a
Speaker 2: ship in the ocean. I was like, well, but then
Speaker 2: I went to the bathroom and I took I took
Speaker 2: my panties off, I took my bikini off. I'm like, basically, Ni,
Speaker 2: you know, you have to poop real bad. When you
Speaker 2: have to strip butt naked, you got to really get
Speaker 2: like a comfortable stance together when you're like, no, I
Speaker 2: need I need freedom to move. I had to wash
Speaker 2: my bottoms out, washing them out, so I had nobody
Speaker 2: was in the bathroom, no bottoms on, scrubbing, scrubbing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was bad.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm just like caught up with the fact that
Speaker 1: you were very content, like going to like throw up
Speaker 1: possibly poop into this hole in public, but there's also
Speaker 1: a bathroom at your disposal.
Speaker 2: We were fully we were fully at a beach club,
Speaker 2: like at a restaurant, but you.
Speaker 1: Would rather do it in public.
Speaker 2: Didn't know if I was gonna make it, dude. It
Speaker 2: was all about if I was gonna make it okay. Timing.
Speaker 2: Timing is everything, because we were we were kind of
Speaker 2: we were like the last beds, like on the beat
Speaker 2: far dude. It was because we were like this nice.
Speaker 2: We're in the shade, We're in the sun, the beaches here,
Speaker 2: the water is clear. There was like birds diving diving
Speaker 2: into the ocean from the sky. It was it was.
Speaker 2: It was Blue Planet on Netflix. I could and I
Speaker 2: could with poop poop. I couldn't eat, I couldn't drink,
Speaker 2: and the waiter kept coming back to or want anything.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I'm like, he fully thinks I'm
Speaker 2: on heroin because I'm like laid out, like passed out,
Speaker 2: on my back. Yeah, and and then a mina and
Speaker 2: then our shrooms wear off, so we take more because
Speaker 2: this is good chocolate and because it's like it's chocolate
Speaker 2: with the mushrooms like baked into it. We're like what.
Speaker 2: Amina gets paranoid and she's like, these people are watching us.
Speaker 2: She was like, make sure you take your stuff with
Speaker 2: you everywhere you go. I'm like, girl, this is the ocean.
Speaker 2: I'm not taking my stuff into the ocean. And she's like, well,
Speaker 2: I'll watch everything. And she's like being super paranoid. And
Speaker 2: I'm talking to her and she's like, you're talking too loud.
Speaker 2: These people they work here and they're watching us and
Speaker 2: they're not real customers. And I we're gonna pay. They
Speaker 2: don't think we're gonna pay. I was like, yeah, you're rude.
Speaker 2: In my hig. I'm gonna go to the throwing the diarrhea.
Speaker 2: So I go back to City's bed and and we
Speaker 2: were supposed to get like the masseuse was supposed to
Speaker 2: come give us massages that day, and we were like,
Speaker 2: it was such a good day at the beach. We
Speaker 2: were like, let's just like this is where we're supposed
Speaker 2: to be. And then the check comes and I had
Speaker 2: already decided I was gonna pay for my friends, and
Speaker 2: so I put my card down. So put my card down,
Speaker 2: and then I was like waiting for them to bring
Speaker 2: it back to me. So I had left my friends
Speaker 2: and I'm standing by myself and I'm looking out into
Speaker 2: the ocean, and I'm thinking about what my mom was
Speaker 2: doing when she was my age, and what my grandma
Speaker 2: was doing when she was my age, and I was like,
Speaker 2: what a beautiful moment. I should take a picture, and
Speaker 2: I this stranger danger came up and I was like,
Speaker 2: can you take a photo? And she did, and when
Speaker 2: she walked away, I was looking at it and I
Speaker 2: started crying, just like full tears streaming down my face,
Speaker 2: but like I wasn't sad. I was like happy dude, right,
Speaker 2: but like because it wasn't like it was like just
Speaker 2: like the tears just couldn't stop coming out of my eyes.
Speaker 2: And all the Mexican waiters are coming up to me
Speaker 2: and they're like, Senora, you good, and I'm like I'm fine.
Speaker 2: And I was standing there crying, looking at this photo
Speaker 2: of myself, and I was like, I should go stay
Speaker 2: with my friends. I shouldn't be crying by myself. But
Speaker 2: then the other half of me was like, but I
Speaker 2: also didn't want my friends to see me cry, and
Speaker 2: it was I know it, but I don't want to
Speaker 2: be standing here by myself. I know Marie for six
Speaker 2: years and I saw one thug tear come down when
Speaker 2: I relapsed and we were in Starbucks, and I was
Speaker 2: just like, crying, that's checking her, forget. While I was
Speaker 2: crying in Mexico, I was thinking about Sidney crying in
Speaker 2: Starbucks because I was like, and I cried once a year. Famously,
Speaker 2: she sheds one tier a year around twenty third and
Speaker 2: I went and I was crying, and they were like
Speaker 2: laughing at me. I wasn't laughing. I thought it was
Speaker 2: beautiful you were Sydney didn't laugh. It was clear that
Speaker 2: you were thankful, and it was such a sincere moment
Speaker 2: and it just made me love you more. I was like,
Speaker 2: it's good that I never get to see you cry
Speaker 2: because I saw this the one time that you did.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, my friend, right, I feel
Speaker 2: like my sister. The last time my sister saw me
Speaker 2: cry was in like early twos, so she was about
Speaker 2: I started crying a little bit. She teared up. She
Speaker 2: was having a very emotional moment on the shore of
Speaker 2: the beach because I kept we would every time I
Speaker 2: left her, she would just sit on the shore and
Speaker 2: like she would like ponder her life with her muscles
Speaker 2: and stuff. So she was going through it as well.
Speaker 2: But I was also crying, I think a little bit
Speaker 2: because I had no idea how much I swiped out
Speaker 2: at this speech club because because it was in Paesels
Speaker 2: and I want to say it said five thousands or
Speaker 2: some crap, there was a comma in it, and I
Speaker 2: was like, yead damn, like tears. And also we've never
Speaker 2: really seen Marie pay for things, so that was another
Speaker 2: moment where I was like, is she going through it? Also,
Speaker 2: not my ministry pulling my car off. I'm consuming, no, ma'am,
Speaker 2: no no. But I mean, like you guys spent all
Speaker 2: this money. Y'all came down there to celebrate with me.
Speaker 2: It was like, Eh, you can't take this money with
Speaker 2: you when you leave, you know. Also, I think I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be able to write it off. Trump only paid
Speaker 2: seven hundred and fifty to two cents in Texas last year,
Speaker 2: so I think I'm gonna be able to do the same.
Speaker 2: It was. It was so nice and you know, I
Speaker 2: was still sick and I don't know. It just made
Speaker 2: our friendship stronger. And but you're I'm glad you came.
Speaker 2: If you had been at the household day you, it
Speaker 2: wouldn't have been a pleasant It would have been a
Speaker 2: less pleasant day for you. I think it would if
Speaker 2: we all left and we were like we had it
Speaker 2: amazing time, you would be you would not be happy
Speaker 2: about that friend. So it was worth it. It was
Speaker 2: worth being poo poop pants in my thong bikini for
Speaker 2: my best friend's birthday. How many times do you think
Speaker 2: you pooped that day? Oh? A good? A good twelve.
Speaker 2: And it was just and there definitely when I was
Speaker 2: on the beanie bed and I mean it was making
Speaker 2: me laugh. I was just it was coming out. Yes,
Speaker 2: you were shouting a little bit.
Speaker 4: It was like best part. Awaken up is folger, that's merch.
Speaker 2: The only thing that would have made the trip better
Speaker 2: is if we could have had sex on it, not
Speaker 2: you and me, but just like so, I was like,
Speaker 2: if we could have had no Yeah, I think that's
Speaker 2: the only thing that might have made the trip better
Speaker 2: is if two things, if I was actively having sex
Speaker 2: on the beach every single day. And two if somebody
Speaker 2: bankrelled the trip for us and I was talking anything
Speaker 2: y'all need, yeah, it would have been nice. That's the
Speaker 2: only thing that that would have made the trip better.
Speaker 2: If we would have had a straight man with money
Speaker 2: on the fucking trip, that would have really made my day. Honestly,
Speaker 2: that's for next year, next trip. We need a man
Speaker 2: with like, uh, what are these things called a monocle?
Speaker 2: A monocle in a pocket watch and mister peanut man, yeah.
Speaker 1: Might not also be hot to like fulfill both needs
Speaker 1: for you, Marie, Like, I mean like he could be
Speaker 1: someone very wealthy. Felt whilet fat dick, you know.
Speaker 2: Fat while fat. I love that. I love that for
Speaker 2: us that friend is gay. But it was it was nice.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm so glad I didn't sit my ass home.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad I did it in front of it
Speaker 2: was a brilliant idea, like beyond its like and I'm
Speaker 2: somebody who like, I'm like a little bit paranoid and
Speaker 2: a little bit of like, oh, something bad is gonna
Speaker 2: happen on this trip because I didn't tell my mom
Speaker 2: I was gonna be in Mexico. This is the trip
Speaker 2: with something happens to my sister or whatever, and like
Speaker 2: thinking like that is not good for you, because you
Speaker 2: miss out on living your life, you know. And honestly,
Speaker 2: I didn't tell my mama was going to Mexico because
Speaker 2: I didn't want her to be like you, traveling internationally
Speaker 2: during a pandemic. And when I told her that I
Speaker 2: was in La, she was so cool about it. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, she would not have cared. I still
Speaker 2: didn't tell her that I went to Mexico. But now
Speaker 2: I feel like too much time has passed, so much time,
Speaker 2: it's like, so you're just withholding information like this, I'm
Speaker 2: just never gonna tell her, like what Like if I
Speaker 2: didn't tell her while I was there, and I didn't
Speaker 2: tell her before I left, I'm not gonna tell her why.
Speaker 2: I know, it doesn't matter. It doesn't. Hey, remember when
Speaker 2: I spoke to you on my birthday, I was actually
Speaker 2: headed to Mexico. Like no, actually I was in Mexico
Speaker 2: when I spoke to her, So it was wonderful. And
Speaker 2: it's it just shows you, like you gotta live your life,
Speaker 2: you know. This is this is trying times, and I
Speaker 2: also want to say, listen, don't be reckless and just
Speaker 2: traveling and not being safe and not wearing your mask
Speaker 2: and not taking precautious don't. I'm not promoting that, but
Speaker 2: I'm due promote. If you are a black woman, this
Speaker 2: is self care. You gotta take a little trip with
Speaker 2: a couple friends and just unwine, you know, because fuck,
Speaker 2: Like just the debates last night and we got like
Speaker 2: thirty seven more days left until the election. It's just like, goly,
Speaker 2: this is this is gonna rock our world just a
Speaker 2: little bit. I mean, the world is literally burning on
Speaker 2: like around us. Oh sorry, Oh, there was an earthquake
Speaker 2: in La when we were there too. There was an earthquake.
Speaker 2: Were you guys having sex on the earth. She was
Speaker 2: giving me a massage, but it would have been perfect
Speaker 2: if we were having with her fingers or with her face. No,
Speaker 2: she had a she had like a massage, gun massage gun. Okay,
Speaker 2: bang bang. Yeah. It was. It was like eleven forty
Speaker 2: five at night, and I was tired, so I was
Speaker 2: like laying in bed and I felt the building shake
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, oh my god, should I
Speaker 2: stand in the door, like I hope this building doesn't
Speaker 2: fall on top of me. But yeah, I've never felt
Speaker 2: an earthquake before, and I have. I have been in
Speaker 2: an iconic earthquake. It was like like nineteen ninety or whatever.
Speaker 2: I was in Oakland, California. It was like a huge, huge,
Speaker 2: or maybe it was eighty nine, I don't know, nineteen ninety. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you remember the earthquake. Yeah. Oh, it knocked everything down,
Speaker 2: like cars got stuck on the Golden gate Bridge, streets
Speaker 2: were toe up to the flow up. It was really bad.
Speaker 2: A lot of damage was done during that earthquake. So yeah,
Speaker 2: it's so crazy. I've been in a real earthquake before.
Speaker 2: So oh that was nothing I felt was fair. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was like it felt someone brushed, like somebody. No
Speaker 2: it didn't, Sydney. You not going downplay my first earthquake
Speaker 2: like that. I mean, I guess technically I was in
Speaker 2: an earthquake. There was one that hit the East Coast
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago, and I was at my
Speaker 2: mom's house and I remember I tripped up the stairs.
Speaker 2: I was running up the stairs and I tripped, and
Speaker 2: then it came out later that there was an earthquake.
Speaker 1: Like twenty eleven like that. Yeah, I remember I was
Speaker 1: on the on the Wildwood Boardwalk in New Jersey. I
Speaker 1: couldn't feel it because there's so much going on. But
Speaker 1: people came running from the beach and they were like,
Speaker 1: a tsunami is gonna come because of this earthquake. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my, this is insane.
Speaker 2: Listen. Those people watch the news and they've seen the
Speaker 2: movie the day after that, they've seen it.
Speaker 1: They've seen all those movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, I mean, yeah, there's an earthquake on
Speaker 2: the beach. I'm i to him, gonna scream so Nammy
Speaker 2: or shark Nadoh, I'm running to the car. But none
Speaker 2: of those things happened. And I checked my bank statement
Speaker 2: yesterday for the first time and the damage wasn't that bad.
Speaker 2: So it was totally doable. I mean, we did it
Speaker 2: that I survived, so it's fine. But yeah, I have
Speaker 2: never gotten food poisoning before. When's the last time you
Speaker 2: got food poisoning? Friend, I'll tell you one thing. I
Speaker 2: didn't get food poisoning in this the age I am
Speaker 2: right now. It fucking hit different. It hit different. I
Speaker 2: thought I thought I was like, I'm gonna die on
Speaker 2: this beach. I'm just gonna I'm gonna fall asleep and
Speaker 2: not wake up again because I was hurting. And it's
Speaker 2: just like I was eating the lobster and I knew
Speaker 2: it was bad. I was like, I shouldn't be eating
Speaker 2: this is not good. Like the last time I took
Speaker 2: I swallowed it, I almost threw it up because it
Speaker 2: was just not it was not good. Well maybe.
Speaker 1: It had to be like that, but like I feel
Speaker 1: like you can get your money back.
Speaker 2: No, no, not from Ricardo the ship.
Speaker 1: Not from like Airbnb or any I mean.
Speaker 2: That bitch wanted us to leave early. She wanted us
Speaker 2: to leave an hourly. Yeah, we we ain't leave on
Speaker 2: the best term. The house was still very sexy when
Speaker 2: we left. But we were supposed to do like a
Speaker 2: farewell breakfast in the morning that we were leaving, and
Speaker 2: we canceled that. We were supposed to do massages the
Speaker 2: night before, and we were like just demanding all of
Speaker 2: our money back because like it's kind of a scam.
Speaker 2: I mean they or if not a scam, it's definitely
Speaker 2: a racket. Like all the people that she recommended, we
Speaker 2: used all of her friends that she's connected with, We
Speaker 2: use them for the trip because we were like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: we need a car, We're going to use the taxi service.
Speaker 2: We need a chef, We're gonna use your chef. So
Speaker 2: you know, it's just people that she's cool with that
Speaker 2: want to make money off of tourists in Mexico. And
Speaker 2: we were like eh, and it's like, it's assume it
Speaker 2: was nice. I don't know what you'd think is going
Speaker 2: on here, But we're not. We're not rich. But we
Speaker 2: showed up like we were. No, we did not. We're
Speaker 2: wearing leggings. Who's wearing like leggings? Me? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I would do it all again too. I would do
Speaker 2: all of it all over. We just didn't need a chef,
Speaker 2: that's it. I mean, we didn't need a chef that
Speaker 2: was charging us one hundred dollars for groceries. But we
Speaker 2: only use him for two days, So there's that. We
Speaker 2: cooked ourselves some of the days, We went out to
Speaker 2: eat some of the days. One night we went into
Speaker 2: town and we had our little masks on, and when
Speaker 2: me and my sister got out of the car, there
Speaker 2: was another black girl with us, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: she must work here, and she's at the table talking
Speaker 2: to us, and she's this that I'm from Houston, Texas.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. We're like, oh, that's cool, that's what's up.
Speaker 2: I'm like, can you get us some menus? She's like,
Speaker 2: I don't work here. I'm like, well, why are you?
Speaker 2: Marie was sitting at Marie for her. That was Marie's
Speaker 2: version of being a terrible white man. I mean, assuming
Speaker 2: that she was the waitress, you bum bitch, she was.
Speaker 2: Andrew As I leave my house with four of my friends,
Speaker 2: with my four loved ones, I get to this restaurant.
Speaker 2: There's six people now, and she's standing up and she's
Speaker 2: talking to us. I see somebody bought over a sixth chair.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, there's no what she's about to sit down.
Speaker 2: She must be getting ready to serve us. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, sis, can I get can you get
Speaker 2: some menu? You? She just she was trying to promote
Speaker 2: a party. She's trying to she was happy to see
Speaker 2: black girls in Mexico. That's what why she was talking
Speaker 2: to her. I missed the beginning of the conversation.
Speaker 1: Because I got it you.
Speaker 2: Working on what's the specials for the day? And she's like,
Speaker 2: I don't work here, and I'm like, okay, well, what
Speaker 2: are you talking to us? Yeah, Marie was rude, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't like it felt like that.
Speaker 2: It felt like the beginning of taking when they get
Speaker 2: to the airport and that French guy is talking to them.
Speaker 2: That's what it felt like. It was. If you don't
Speaker 2: work here, then you're definitely trying to work us. Like,
Speaker 2: thank you, I'm not getting taken today. My birthday is tomorrow, right.
Speaker 2: And I also, I can't get kidnapped in Mexico. My
Speaker 2: mom and dad didn't even know I was in Mexico.
Speaker 2: Imagine you see, you got to call my mom and
Speaker 2: be like, ay ah, Marie got taken and there's a ransom.
Speaker 2: My dad is hanging up on you. He's gonna be like,
Speaker 2: this got taken in Brooklyn. You're gonna be like no,
Speaker 2: we actually flew down to loom. My dad is gonna
Speaker 2: be like, no, my daughter is in Brooklyn. Sto. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not true, he's not. He's not coming to pick me up.
Speaker 2: But nobody got kidnapped. Only one person got diarrhea. And
Speaker 2: we had our own pool and it was a mirror
Speaker 2: in front of the pool, and you know, it was
Speaker 2: just like a sexy grown ass trip that also had
Speaker 2: mushrooms in it. Yeah, and I have videos of you know,
Speaker 2: people's pussies, so if you want to see them, just
Speaker 2: DM me, you know, for for a pretty penny or
Speaker 2: a pretty penny. I can send it to you on
Speaker 2: What's at Sydney has the Lady of footage and you
Speaker 2: know hashtag never forget Now. I want to take more
Speaker 2: trips with these people and others. I just want to
Speaker 2: like experience, you know, the world and stuff, but also
Speaker 2: ride more ATVs in more jungles. Yeah. So, Sydney, your
Speaker 2: birthday is in February. What would you think, potentially you
Speaker 2: gon want to do for your birthday? I don't know.
Speaker 2: If I still have a girlfriend at the time, I'll
Speaker 2: see we're Wow, we're gonna we start, We're gonna start
Speaker 2: and end in a whole relationship before the second of February.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I think she's the one.
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna get married. So wow, I hope.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna get You're gonna get married on February.
Speaker 2: The birthday gift is going to be the wedding. No,
Speaker 2: but she did, she did ask. She's like, well, how
Speaker 2: long do you think you know we should wait until
Speaker 2: like getting engaged. I was like, obviously, when we have
Speaker 2: more wait? She asked you that question already. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: y'all are different.
Speaker 1: That is different, is it?
Speaker 2: How long do you think we should wait before we
Speaker 2: get engaged? How long has it been since y'all started talking? Friend? Bitch?
Speaker 2: Like three months? Three months? I think three months? I know,
Speaker 2: but I am I am not twenty five. I'm a
Speaker 2: grown woman. I know what I want and I know
Speaker 2: if this person can give it to me. And so far,
Speaker 2: I mean, this is I feel like my other half.
Speaker 2: She is she is Marie but like nicer and I
Speaker 2: can have sex that's aggressive and I could have sex
Speaker 2: with her. Yeah, okay, just say you're in love with
Speaker 2: me and leave the past, yes, Sydney. Imagine you guys
Speaker 2: get engaged in and the minister or the officiant is like,
Speaker 2: are there any objections speaking now? Or for your peace?
Speaker 2: And then I stand up and I go I object, Sydney,
Speaker 2: I've been in love with you since nineteen. I will
Speaker 2: strangle you. I will strangle you or I'll be like, okay,
Speaker 2: well then you have to marry me right now. We
Speaker 2: have to do it. If you're in love with us,
Speaker 2: we're getting married today. I'm not leaving this place without
Speaker 2: a fucking real way without a wife. Yeah, come on,
Speaker 2: Porscha Dora, that's me, porsiad Ashy, that's me. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't do that, but you know, you just gotta let
Speaker 2: me know what's season. You think y'all gonna get married,
Speaker 2: so I could figure out what type of suit I
Speaker 2: want to wear. Yeah, because you're gonna be my best man.
Speaker 2: So my best man, I'm we get straight back corn
Speaker 2: rows down to my Please don't for the straight X.
Speaker 2: Don't do that. But she really likes you really proved
Speaker 2: yourself during the trip, so she she really enjoys again
Speaker 2: because I'm the type of guests that shows up and
Speaker 2: takes my shoes off at the door. I'm not I'm
Speaker 2: not wearing a unitard with my cooch, lips out, screaming
Speaker 2: about hogging down. My friend was so high and was
Speaker 2: like snack snacks, snacker snacker ruse and was like, oh,
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm gonna go to the store and she's like, well,
Speaker 2: bring back some butter peek in on. I scream. He
Speaker 2: was like, okay, since I didn't know if you wanted anything.
Speaker 2: I didn't ask, but okay, And then she gets to
Speaker 2: the store and there's no butter pekad I because that's
Speaker 2: so specific, and she's like, yeah, I'm gonna call her,
Speaker 2: just because, like, you know, I don't want her to
Speaker 2: think that I didn't want to get it. And she
Speaker 2: was like, well, I guess you could give me some vanilla.
Speaker 2: Then it was like, what right, Like, I'm going to
Speaker 2: the store to pick up my things and you you
Speaker 2: asked for ice cream, and now I'm being courteous to
Speaker 2: let you know they don't have what you want, but
Speaker 2: you still asking for I don't know, some people really
Speaker 2: like ice cream. Yeah, but honestly, this person is the
Speaker 2: funniest person and I would never go anywhere without her.
Speaker 2: Best trip. Yeah, we laughed so hard. Girl's Trip and
Speaker 2: there was no fight, no fight. Nobody got into a fight,
Speaker 2: isn't that crazy. Nobody got kidnapped, nobody got roofeed, nobody
Speaker 2: got into a fight. And I came so and you came.
Speaker 2: Well the second time I couldn't the second day when
Speaker 2: the WiFi was being iced, so I came then. But
Speaker 2: the second time, oh, the wife WiFi makes you wet
Speaker 2: that's the title. Why if I makes you wet? I
Speaker 2: did not come on the trip, but I did get
Speaker 2: a ride home when I got back. Okay, so you
Speaker 2: came after, and wow, what a time to be alive.
Speaker 2: It was like, did you miss me? Yes? You did.
Speaker 2: I literally had I love that literally had sand from
Speaker 2: the beach in every single nook and cranny of my body.
Speaker 2: And I left his bed more sandy than when I
Speaker 2: left my when I actually left the beach. So soon, mommy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like, I'm ready to take more trips with
Speaker 2: you guys. I want to I want to go to
Speaker 2: the Mediterranean. I want to go to the south of France.
Speaker 2: I want to go to Africa. I want to eat
Speaker 2: weird things in Tokyo and hang out with hip hop Asians.
Speaker 2: I want to do all those things with my friends. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: you know we just got one thing that stopping us
Speaker 2: in is fucking Corona. So y'all need to put your
Speaker 2: mask on. They need to get a vaccine so we
Speaker 2: can fucking live our best travel nor lives. Yeah that's
Speaker 2: what I want. So, Andrew, did you decide what you're
Speaker 2: doing for your birthday yet?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know we had that conversation right before you
Speaker 1: left on the trip. I've been thinking about it because
Speaker 1: my mom has been really wanting to, Like my mom
Speaker 1: and sister, I have like been wanting to like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: they want to like get like an airbnb somewhere for
Speaker 1: like a month. My mom consistently forgets that, like she's like, well,
Speaker 1: what about work? And I'm like, literally, I can work
Speaker 1: from anywhere in the world. It's it's like it's insane,
Speaker 1: Like why do I have to be here.
Speaker 2: You're like, You're like I can zoom from Zaire, from Zimbabwe,
Speaker 2: all the places that.
Speaker 1: I and so she's like, well, what about work? And
Speaker 1: I'm like no, uh So it's just about convincing.
Speaker 2: Didn't your sister just have a baby?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Or no? Who system thing?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Somebody else? Maybe Matteo. Your sister just got married?
Speaker 1: Though, yes, no she did not. She just no, she
Speaker 1: she just had a birthday.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was looking at your sister's Instagram. You guys
Speaker 2: have the same face. She's really cute.
Speaker 1: I really don't think that we have the same Do
Speaker 1: you really think.
Speaker 2: So you look like siblings?
Speaker 1: I look like my mom way more. And then my
Speaker 1: sister looks like a twin.
Speaker 2: Of my dad is so cute. I feel like it's eyes.
Speaker 1: Then, thank you.
Speaker 2: What's your mom's name, Kathy Cafe? Cathy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she got in a fight on Facebook this morning
Speaker 1: with my cousin's wife, like a political fight, and she
Speaker 1: doesn't know anything about politics, and like she was like
Speaker 1: that was thrilling, And I was like, you don't actually
Speaker 1: know anything about politics, so why are you engaging? But
Speaker 1: she was like on the right opinion at.
Speaker 2: Least okay, so she was talking about the debate. I
Speaker 2: was like, one, your mother was not.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, no, I don't. You don't know anything. So
Speaker 1: I just don't want you to engage in fights that
Speaker 1: you can't really ground.
Speaker 2: You know, you think you think your mom don't know
Speaker 2: nothing about politics.
Speaker 1: She I know she doesn't.
Speaker 2: I know she doesn't think she doesn't watch the news
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 1: I know she does. Is she literally this is what
Speaker 1: she does every morning. She gets up, goes in the treadmill,
Speaker 1: has her phone like on like the little stand, and
Speaker 1: then starts Instagram Stories and just watches that all the
Speaker 1: way through until she's.
Speaker 2: She watches it like it's TV, bitch.
Speaker 1: She watches she loves an Instagram story.
Speaker 2: Thank you mama. Your mom loves Instagram story and.
Speaker 1: Like I'll watch her and she'll like swipe up and
Speaker 1: like do the little reactions like.
Speaker 2: Laughing, yeah, yeah, yeah, tell you thing.
Speaker 1: She would respond to literally everything, So just be prepared.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call her. I'm gonna call her money see money, hey, babe.
Speaker 2: Oh and my mind Kathy starts with a K.
Speaker 1: It does start with the right.
Speaker 2: Oh. Okay, my bad. Oh. I just thought she was cool,
Speaker 2: so that's why I give her.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Okay, she is cool.
Speaker 2: I think the only Kathy that's what this see is
Speaker 2: the Kathy cartoon, the comic, the coolest. Thank you Kyo. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I have to go because my laptop is at ten
Speaker 2: percent and we gotta do something. We gotta do some stuff.
Speaker 2: We gotta do. So uh, happy birthday Marie again. It's
Speaker 2: been It's been a great ride, great trip friend. So
Speaker 2: blessed to be, you know, on the other side with you.
Speaker 2: For me. My favorite part of the whole trip is
Speaker 2: when I got on the plane to come back to
Speaker 2: New York. No Flat attendants called me, sir, so just
Speaker 2: one short year ago, Irene, who will never forget ever
Speaker 2: on the United Flat, said sir and Sacks and she
Speaker 2: is dead to me.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was like the mask that really brought out
Speaker 1: your like feminine qualities.
Speaker 2: No, I think they're just nicer on aerow Mexico. They
Speaker 2: were nicer on my delta flight than Irene was to
Speaker 2: me last year. And it's still Irenes are still canceled.
Speaker 2: So I just want to make sure that we know that. Yeah, Sidney,
Speaker 2: I'm glad you came to celebrate with me. Thank you
Speaker 2: for buying me lobster, even though it got you sick,
Speaker 2: it was worth it. I'll do it all over for you.
Speaker 2: Thank you for pooping on the beach with me, for me,
Speaker 2: not with me. All Right, y'all know to drill, you know, subscribe, whatever, comment,
Speaker 2: do all those things tell people to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2: It's been four years. Wow, that's I don't believe. I
Speaker 2: need to check my receipts. Four years going too much time. Anyway,
Speaker 2: this is gonna be the last episode of the podcast
Speaker 2: because it's been four years and.
Speaker 1: We're still stop it and you're saying that all the time.
Speaker 1: I have people messaging me like is it over? Like
Speaker 1: is it really over? Because you guys keep on talking
Speaker 1: about it being over. Yo, Andrew, but they're not taking
Speaker 1: it as a joke.
Speaker 2: Oh well, while we're here and we're queer, and we're
Speaker 2: not going anywhere because we're in a pandemic. But ray,
Speaker 2: ray and comment and subscribe and maybe you too, one
Speaker 2: day can enjoy one night in Sydney A and we're
Speaker 2: done forever.
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