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Speaker 1: Hi guys, this is Teddy Mellencamp and I'm joined by

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Speaker 1: my friend Emily Simpson for our new spinoff show Popping Off,

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Speaker 1: where we are digging deep on this season of Banner

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Speaker 1: Pump Rules. Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Popping

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Speaker 1: Off with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.

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Speaker 2: And Emily Simpson. I'm happy to be back. I don't

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Speaker 2: like that a week off bothers me, and you felt

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Speaker 2: sad that you were missing me. I did add a

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Speaker 2: little fomo. Have to admit, well, I missed you too.

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Speaker 1: But luckily we have Carlos who will fill in, who

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Speaker 1: actually will be filling in for me the week after next,

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Speaker 1: so you'll be able to get some Carlo's time in

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Speaker 1: with yourself and then I can have some fomo and.

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Speaker 2: Okay, good. Then we'll be sure to shit talk you

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Speaker 2: as much as possible.

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Speaker 1: Perfect even though I didn't shit talking once.

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Speaker 2: To thank you, well you can. I enjoy it, I know,

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So the first thing, before we get into any

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Speaker 1: like headlines or the valley or Popping Off or any

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Speaker 1: of the things, I need to ask you a question

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Speaker 1: because I was talking about this when I was recapping

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Speaker 1: on to teas in a pod because on Potomac this

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Speaker 1: past episode they showed Meka going in for her incemination

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Speaker 1: process and her husband releasing yeah, and they had Mecca

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Speaker 1: go in with him to help him out.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting. The crew was there.

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Speaker 1: So then I started thinking, like, because I was I

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Speaker 1: did incemination with Slade and IVF with Cruise and so,

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Speaker 1: and I mean I had multiple miscarriages, Like I was

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Speaker 1: in there a bunch and never once did any doctor

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Speaker 1: say to me like, do you want to go in.

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Speaker 2: With Edwyne to like never once. No, Well, I mean

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Speaker 2: I went through the same thing. I had five years

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Speaker 2: of going to you know, specialists. I did IVF myself

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Speaker 2: in twenty eleven. I was pregnant with twins. I've told

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Speaker 2: this story on Orange County but no, I mean Shane,

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Speaker 2: they had to get multiple samples from my husband, but

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Speaker 2: he always did it alone. I mean I always asked him.

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Speaker 2: He's like, oh, there's magazines in there, but I was

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Speaker 2: never in there. That would be weird.

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Speaker 1: I got well next is kind of like yelling at

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Speaker 1: her husband like hurry up, let's go, let's get this,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like I can't even because like it's kind

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Speaker 1: of a running joke between me and Edwin that the

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Speaker 1: fertility adoptor like never updated his porn.

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Speaker 2: So it's like from the eighties and right right, he

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Speaker 2: just got like two magazines in nineteen eighty three and

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Speaker 2: he's like this he'll do. He's like this was fine.

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm all right with a full blush. And then

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Speaker 2: I was like, am I the only one?

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Speaker 1: And so I just did an Instagram post and all

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Speaker 1: the women are responding, No.

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Speaker 2: We didn't go in. We didn't go in.

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Speaker 1: So I'm wondering, is this like a specialized doctor that allows.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. So is is it a bathroom or

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Speaker 2: is it a bedroom? Well, I mean if you're if

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Speaker 2: you're going to both be in there, like do they

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Speaker 2: make it comfy for you?

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Speaker 1: It was definitely a bathroom in this situation and Edwin's situation.

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Speaker 1: At our doctor, it wasn't a bedroom. It was like

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Speaker 1: a room that had a little TV with like a

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Speaker 1: VCR at the body. Yeah, that's what Shane went into.

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Speaker 1: It's like a little dark a closet.

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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, in this dark closet and come out

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Speaker 2: when you're done.

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Speaker 1: So that was the same and but on Potomac They

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Speaker 1: even said to Nika, no saliva, no something else, and

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Speaker 2: What, Oh, that's so weird that I don't know that's

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Speaker 2: a that's that's a doctor in his own category right there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the comments are killing me on my

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Speaker 1: post though, because everyone's like, between all the other ship

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Speaker 1: that I had to do in order to get pregnant,

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Speaker 1: I feel like my husband could handle this one.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, that's how I felt too. I was like,

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Speaker 2: I've been poked, prodded, I've been in pain, I've cried,

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Speaker 2: I've bled. You can go in the closet, Like, go

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Speaker 1: Get this ship done in a timely fashion, right, and

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Speaker 1: don't complain, and don't complain.

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Speaker 2: And I don't care if this is ruining the mood,

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Speaker 2: get it. I don't care if you're embarrassed and everybody's

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I can only imagine how relaxed Shane and Edie would

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Speaker 2: Right, let's go urry up, get it out, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna say, if there's no saliva involved,

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Speaker 2: I just want to know, like I'm not that great

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Speaker 2: at a hand job. I don't don't know had it

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Speaker 2: been made. That sounds like a lot of friction that

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Speaker 2: I just don't need.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, at least I'm not alone in this, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. But it was something that was really

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Speaker 1: plaguing me this morning, and I bet I was like,

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Speaker 1: this is a lot to take in for me. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: now we'll just get right in a quick transition over

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Speaker 1: back to business. Back to business. No more funny talk,

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Speaker 1: no more fans jobs. That's it boring, inappropriate from here

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Speaker 1: on out. Yeah, that's also when recovering these two gems

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Speaker 1: in a show.

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Speaker 2: The headlines for.

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Speaker 1: Vander Pump Rules and The Valley are coming in hot.

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Speaker 1: This first one is Instagram user at Steph with adids

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Speaker 1: shares a clip of Lala and Sena defending Ariana two

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Speaker 1: months before filming season eleven. Lala and she and I

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Speaker 1: are talking on a podcast defending Ariana's choice to not

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Speaker 1: associate with friends of Tom Sandval. Lala's quoted saying Ariana

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Speaker 1: is in this situation saying if you choose to hang

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Speaker 1: out with Sandoval, you can't be around me. It's not

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Speaker 1: really saying you can and don't do this. It's just

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Speaker 1: saying if you choose wrong, you're not around me. It's

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Speaker 1: very simple. Then Shina goes on to say, and she

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Speaker 1: has every right to feel that way and to expect

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Speaker 1: that from her friends. That's not too much to ask.

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Speaker 1: Lalla concludes, There'll come to a point where something happens

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Speaker 1: and you look at the group around you and say

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Speaker 1: it's either A or B, and if you ain't picking

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Speaker 1: the letter, I want you to then get away from me.

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Speaker 2: So the interesting part about this is that's not actually

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Speaker 2: what happened to.

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Speaker 1: You know, two months later when they started filming, you

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Speaker 1: can see y'all, Laala and Sena are having a change

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Speaker 1: of heart, which I got into last week with Carlos,

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Speaker 1: not to you know, rub it in your face that

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Speaker 1: this because it's kind of how I feel when housewives

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Speaker 1: say they refuse to film with somebody else.

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Speaker 2: You mean you're against that, thinking two months before filming

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Speaker 2: like if Arianna makes a line in the sand, they're

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Speaker 2: okay with that. That's the part you disagree with or

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Speaker 1: I disagree with thinking that you can control the casting

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Speaker 2: And if they're all there.

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Speaker 1: To do a job, it's not up to them to

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Speaker 1: do the icing out and the whatnot, like that's up

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Speaker 1: to production. Like if production wants Tom Sandoval gone or

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Speaker 1: makes the choice to have Ariana film everything separate, that's

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Speaker 2: Don't you think it has to do with social media

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Speaker 2: presence and pressure too? As far as their feelings two

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Speaker 2: months before filming, I mean, clearly everyone was team Ariana,

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Speaker 2: So don't you think that them saying that two months

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Speaker 2: before filming was just also playing to social media mob? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: To And maybe at this point they hadn't come to

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Speaker 2: So yeah, it could be social media.

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Speaker 1: And also according to what we're watching, Laala is going

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Speaker 2: Also, before you start filming, I think it's very easy

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Speaker 2: be very much like well, I just won't hang out

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Speaker 2: then it's very simple to say. But then once you

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Speaker 2: putting different situations, and you know, even with housewives when

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Speaker 2: they it's like going into it, you know, thinking you're

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Speaker 2: I think that's it's the same thing. It's like you

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Speaker 1: That being said, this was not a good episode for

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Speaker 1: Tom Sanamal in any stretch, just being a.

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Speaker 2: Mens I know, every time I start to feel badly

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Speaker 2: I kind of like Tom, And then I watched the

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Speaker 2: next episode, I'm like, damn it, Tom.

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Speaker 1: Like like learn how to just I mean, I guess

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Speaker 1: I don't. I have a hard time learning this too,

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Speaker 2: Just learn that's it. Just likability. That's all likability. Likability.

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Speaker 1: Well, speaking of likability, this next one is about Joe.

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Speaker 2: She's different.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what's different is that everyone comparing her

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Speaker 1: to me?

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Speaker 2: Do you get compared to Joe? Yes, everyone's saying this.

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Speaker 1: Well I mentioned it last week, but I just kind

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Speaker 1: there's something about our bone structure that I was like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: people are going to give it to me. Now there's

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Speaker 1: eighty two memes like this would be John Mellencamp's daughter

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Speaker 1: if she wasn't John Mellencamp's daughter.

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Speaker 2: I actually can see that. I'm actually going to go

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Speaker 2: with that. I agree with that. What do you what

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Speaker 2: do you mean? Do I told you the story about

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Speaker 2: my true.

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Speaker 1: I can't the turtle story. She really wanted to get

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Speaker 1: that story out there. I was like, it's not a

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Speaker 1: good one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. She was proud of the turtle story. Man,

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Speaker 2: So if your turtle's on a leash, why couldn't you

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Speaker 2: just pull him out? Because because he has no neck,

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Speaker 2: it clearly slipped off when he fell. She incapitated a

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Speaker 2: turtle retally, But the turtle is dead, and that's why

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Speaker 2: it ended that way. The turtle's no longer in its shell.

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Speaker 2: It's just like yeah.

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Speaker 1: But she shares her feelings about Tom Schortz and an

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Speaker 1: Instagram post, Joe wrote, been wanting to say this for

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Speaker 1: a while and give me grace on how I say it.

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Speaker 1: Anytime somebody says give me grace, I means you're not

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Speaker 1: going to give him.

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Speaker 2: Grace You're getting as soon as they ask word, I'm like,

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Speaker 2: hell no, I'll make my own choices on who I'm

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Speaker 2: going to give grace. Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: Everything about this human makes me happy. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: found a human that just it's you? That's Tom, that's me.

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Speaker 1: Season eleven, episode eight.

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Speaker 1: Start and I'm going to use this term loosely. Party

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Speaker 1: the pool party? Was that not the most crap?

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Speaker 1: Piled up and you're glad it's not you. That's actually

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Speaker 1: Here has been a little bit And then I'm like,

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Speaker 2: This ain't the way, No, no, And then the two

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Speaker 1: a rock. They probably heard of scandaal So don't act

436
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 1: like you don't know who is rooted.

437
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,880
Speaker 2: He's like I was in a relationship, you know, ten

438
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,360
Speaker 2: years and they were just like dead, like dead dead

439
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 2: dead faces dead.

440
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 1: They're like, we need another shot before this continues on.

441
00:22:56,040 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: Then we get into the Katie and La La lunch

442
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 1: and there's obvious tension after.

443
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,199
Speaker 2: The birth chart. I love all these different parties, the

444
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 2: birth chart, party, birth chart. You know, I was thinking

445
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: that we should DM Ali and ask her to do

446
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 2: our birth chart. Oh yeah, why don't we? Because I

447
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: feel like Pluto's definitely in the first house when it

448
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 2: comes to me, I was like, I definitely the Pluto's

449
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 2: in the first house on my chart.

450
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't know that we could get in.

451
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 1: She's probably like two booked up now. Between that and

452
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: then I also saw like a clip of her with

453
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 1: a guitar with like Shena and Sheena's sister in the

454
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 1: music video, like Ali's gonna blow up's she's two books.

455
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 2: She's booked and busy, but maybe she can come for

456
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 2: one popping off chart read. Maybe she could move us

457
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 2: to the front of the line. But I do appreciate

458
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,400
Speaker 2: that Katie and.

459
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 1: Lala show us all how reality shows are supposed to work,

460
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 1: conflict then resolution.

461
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 2: Yes, I appreciated that. Yeah, I did too.

462
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 1: They were able to say that they were sorry, they

463
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 1: talked through their thing.

464
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 2: It was nice and quick. We didn't need to rehash.

465
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 1: We both know what they were doing originally, so let's

466
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 1: just keep it moving. Yeah, then we get back to

467
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 1: the party.

468
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 2: Because we have to show more of it because it's

469
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 2: so cringey. They're like, so more of that party.

470
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: It includes a lot of liquor or liquorless liquor, which

471
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 1: it sounds really fun, and a topless girl in the pool,

472
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 1: which I'm like, what.

473
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 2: Time of day is? How drunk could you be already?

474
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 1: Like they just got here, and then shorts leaving and then.

475
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's it's just all in all. Billy

476
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 2: Lee is like, did you meet my girl Tea?

477
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: And then they panted Tea, which we already know at

478
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 1: some point he's hooking up with Tea because we see

479
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 1: him in Tea, like holding hands and paparazzi before the season.

480
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: But then I'm like, he's not even into tea originally

481
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,880
Speaker 1: because he's brought over these two random chicks he met

482
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: at shorts and sand like this is or on Craigslist

483
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 1: or on Craigslist or Central Casting, and they got their

484
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,360
Speaker 1: taffedeartly for today's episode.

485
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 2: I did enjoy his cringy toast here's to staying positive

486
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,400
Speaker 2: and testing negative. I was like, oh, good ones good one,

487
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 2: Tom good one good.

488
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: One off class for that one. But the morning after

489
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 1: the pool party, once again we feel bad for Anne.

490
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 2: Yes, we do feel bad for Anne. I can't imagine

491
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 2: how disgusting. I mean, that house looked disgusting on films,

492
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:33,879
Speaker 2: so can you imagine what it really looked like?

493
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 1: I mean, but Ariana walks out pissed at the side

494
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: of the mess. But then I'm like, that's kind of

495
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 1: ironic considering her bedroom.

496
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 2: Considering she's a hoarder. It's like.

497
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: Before, at least the you know, when the bedrooms were

498
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 1: a mess, Like at least the common area was clean.

499
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 1: It's just all of it's giving me my OC for

500
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: its money. And then when he's on the treadmill and

501
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 1: A's like, I'm working on cleaning it up, and he's like, great, well,

502
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,199
Speaker 1: let's let's get to it.

503
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 2: Then, like, couldn't even at least pretend to help for

504
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 2: a minute. No, he is getting in shape, he's working

505
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 2: out with his headband. It's important things to do. He's like,

506
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm walking on an incline. Yes, and I'm

507
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 2: going to journal. I do not have time for this.

508
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: And and I listen, I am paying you minimum wage

509
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: right now.

510
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 2: Should be really excited. All said, ship ship what is it?

511
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 1: Shipp tip chip ship tip chip shape, tiptop shape, tiptop shape.

512
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 1: I And then and as Ann's cleaning up, I'm sitting

513
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: there thinking like she's visualizing of murdering Sandoval.

514
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 2: And who wants to murder him more? Ari Honor and

515
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 2: like these are the things that go through my mind.

516
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: And as I'm watching it, and it's really a toss

517
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 1: up which one despises them more, which would make the

518
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: rumor of and potentially working for Ariana feel more accurate,

519
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 1: especially after the leftover food. Then of course Ann has

520
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: to get involved to let.

521
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 2: Let Tom know that so and so is going to

522
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 2: be at the house, Like there's.

523
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, but first, Ariana has Shena over because

524
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 1: she's heard from multiple sources that Gina's upset with her.

525
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm going to tell you what these multiple

526
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 1: sources are. It's a it's a two word name, Lisa

527
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: vander Pump. Oh, that's yes, it's Lisa vander Pump.

528
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah. But Arion's quite nice to Sena in the scene,

529
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 2: but in the confessional, she's like, what does she want

530
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 2: me to do? Break my nda and tell her? Yeah,

531
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, I can't. I can't with say Ariana,

532
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 2: Ariana whatever. She just she rubs me the wrong way.

533
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: I think it's because I haven't yet to see like

534
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: any sort of like lap like lighter side to her. Yeah,

535
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: maybe because she is on the defense, or maybe because

536
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: she is heartbroken. But like even in the past when

537
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: I have watched, she's just seems pissed all the time.

538
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know. I have a

539
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 2: hard time with her. I just every time I watch her,

540
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,959
Speaker 2: I just want to yell, let it go, like, just

541
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 2: let it go, move on like him anyway. You clearly

542
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 2: were done with him anyway.

543
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: But I'm curious at this point if Bravo was like, Hey, ABC,

544
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: if you hire. If you hire Ariana, Shena promises to

545
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: bring up Dancing with the Stars.

546
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 2: As I now think this is product placement for Dancing

547
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 2: with the Stars. Well, I feel like now if I

548
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 2: was a producer on Dancing with the Stars, I would

549
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 2: never hire her because she's brought it up so many times.

550
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 2: I would be like, hell, no, it's not happening now,

551
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Because I'm that kind

552
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 2: of girl, Like I'm the kind of girl that would

553
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 2: just be like.

554
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: No, Also like play a little hard to get, Like

555
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: now we know you've already signed up for dance classes, Like.

556
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,959
Speaker 2: I haven't even done that yet. I'm believing like Dancing

557
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 2: with the Stars call a girl. I promise not to

558
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 2: tell Emily. Oh my gosh, I would be so pissed.

559
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 2: I've been wanting Dancing with the Stars for years. I

560
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 2: had my hip replace. I am a better candidate. I

561
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 2: have a story. Then we get to Shorts and Joe

562
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 2: hanging again.

563
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: This time they're peddling in a swan talking about turtles

564
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: and his confessional. Short says he could probably marry Joe

565
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: right now and be happy, but he doesn't run a

566
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: relationship so soon after his divorce with Katie. Do you

567
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: think he's still in love with Katie? No, I don't

568
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: really think so.

569
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 2: I think you're right what you said earlier when he

570
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 2: says he could marry her right now, but he doesn't

571
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 2: want to, I don't. I think it's because he doesn't

572
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 2: want to because everyone else thinks she's a quirky weirdo.

573
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 2: That's really what it is. So he just changed quirky

574
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 2: weirdo to I don't want a relationship. So soon after

575
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 2: my divorce, he's.

576
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: Like, I need to wait till I'm no longer on

577
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: this show, and I can just hang out with my

578
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: pal that would then be my wife, and we can

579
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: do weird things together and right without the judgment. Yeah,

580
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: And then the entire friend group goes out, including Sandoval

581
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: and Ariana in the same room.

582
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: That felt casual, easy going. Do you think that he

583
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 2: had no idea that she was going to show up

584
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 2: or do you think they both know they would be

585
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 2: there at the same time. I don't think they had

586
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 2: any idea.

587
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: I think it was like an all cast event, where like,

588
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: if I'm just making up, if Tamraa wasn't going to

589
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 1: show up, they would be like guess what, Emily Tamra's

590
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: not coming because she's mad at you, Like they wouldn't

591
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: necessarily tell you.

592
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 2: Right, So you're saying you think it was just an

593
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 2: open invitation for all of the casts and they didn't

594
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 2: know who was actually going to be there. Correct. I

595
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 2: don't think they're like on a group text, like in

596
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 2: be there at six thirty. Yeah, that sounds.

597
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: Super awesome, guys, I can't wait, but Arianna says Now,

598
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: Arianna saying she isn't going to let Sandoval prevent her

599
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: from hanging out with her friends for the rest of

600
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: her life.

601
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 2: And at this point, I'm wondering, who are your friends

602
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: other than Katie? Yeah, exactly. Katie's like her riders diaminion

603
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 2: if she every face she makes when anyone talks about

604
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 2: Sandoval kills me. I'm like, can you move on?

605
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: Like?

606
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 2: Can we get past the hatred.

607
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: But also continuing to say that Sena and Arianna are

608
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: best friends. I'm sorry, I don't feel it. I don't

609
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: feel it. I'm trying to feel it. I'm trying to

610
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: get on board. I've hung out with Sheena a multitude

611
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: of times. She's always been super fun. Sena feels like

612
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: she to me, it feels like Shena is walking on

613
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: eggshells every time she's an Ariana's presence.

614
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, I don't feel like I don't when

615
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 2: I watch it. I don't see a friendship there. No,

616
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 2: even when she even when she called her from the boat,

617
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 2: it was an awkward phone call, like clearly they were like,

618
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 2: go FaceTime, Arianna, and she did, and it was awkward

619
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 2: and Katie rolled her eyes the whole time she was talking.

620
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 2: But it didn't feel like a friendship.

621
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I get Shena did bring Arianna on to

622
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: the show, but I think that's because she wanted to

623
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: bring in, you know, a new person that was a cheater, cheater,

624
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: pumpkin eater, because you know, Shena had already come in

625
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: as one of those, so then she was.

626
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 2: Like, greaty, there's another one.

627
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: The other girls didn't like Shena, so Ariana was kind

628
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: of that person for her. But at that point, Shina

629
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: was in a position of strength on the show, where

630
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: now it's reversed and I don't think the same grace

631
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: is being given to Shena from Mariana that Shina gave Marianna.

632
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 2: That's right, Well, Ariana just seems to me like she

633
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,959
Speaker 2: has a huge ego. Every time I watch her, I

634
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 2: just see ego.

635
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: Well, she was very excited that Tom was checking her

636
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: out from the back, which she was, but I don't

637
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: even know if it would be considered checking her out

638
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: because he was just like.

639
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 2: This, Yeah, I don't think you mean, I don't think

640
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 2: it was like a flirtatious like, damn, she looks hot

641
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 2: checking her out. He was probably just trying to like

642
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 2: figure out where she was in his peripheral vision in

643
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 2: case she wanted to take a shot at him actually

644
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 2: with a beer bottle or something. You know, when you

645
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 2: like when your enemy is in the room, you want

646
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 2: to make sure where they are at all times.

647
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: You need to keep all hands on deck. Then Allie

648
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: tells the group that Joe I just have to laugh

649
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: every time I say Joe's name, that Joe Till asked

650
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: her if they could hang out and read her birth chart.

651
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: And then that's when Katie's like, that's giving. Katie's always

652
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: saying giving, And now I need to check myself anytime

653
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,959
Speaker 1: I say giving, because I realize I do it sometimes

654
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: because my kids say it, but like.

655
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: It's giving, desperate, it's giving too much. It's getting me.

656
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 2: I don't say that. That's not in my vocabulary. Well

657
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 2: you're lucky. Yeah, But now that you said that, now

658
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 2: I'm going to get it stuck in my vocabulary. Yeah.

659
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 1: And then you're gonna every time you say, you're gonna

660
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: be like, oh, well, am I saying it's giving, it's

661
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: giving despread, it's giving infiltration. Then Sena is trying to

662
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: have yet another conversation with Sandoval about taking accountability and

663
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 1: apologize for Katie.

664
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 2: How he acted after her divorce.

665
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: How did he act after her divorce? Essentially, the Toms

666
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: just aren't like if you. Toms aren't necessarily like marriage

667
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: therapists for one another. They are not going to give

668
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: you the advice you need to hear. They're going to

669
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: give you the advice you want to hear. So, no

670
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: matter how shitty they were treating their significant others, they

671
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 1: both were kind of there for each other.

672
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 2: Like they were just okay. So I don't think I

673
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 2: don't think that's treating someone shitty. I think that's just

674
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 2: being a friend to that other person.

675
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: Essentially, to Tom, Schwartz was not being the best husband,

676
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: and Tom Sandoval was making Katie the villain because of it.

677
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: But like Tom Shortz, like not only like body shamed Katie,

678
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: he would say like terrible.

679
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: Things to her on camera.

680
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 1: Like it was the things that he said to are

681
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 1: on camera really made me question that what he could

682
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: possibly be saying to her off camera, because they were

683
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: the type of things that, like if Edwin said them

684
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: to me, I would carry around that grudge for the

685
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,240
Speaker 1: rest of my life.

686
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 2: Right And then of course, and then so Tom Sannibal

687
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 2: wasn't a voice of reason saying you shouldn't say things

688
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 2: like that.

689
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: Yeah she Yeah, No, he didn't really do anything. I mean, essentially,

690
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: he would just be like, yeah, Katie's the worst, you

691
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: deserve better that kind of situation versus like, you guys

692
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: have been together for so long, you love each other,

693
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: you can't talk to her that way, that type of thing.

694
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 2: Neck. But I feel like that's his men in general,

695
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 2: Like I don't feel like they ever say things from

696
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 2: a reasonable and you know, compassionate perspective. They're like, yeah,

697
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,879
Speaker 2: that grows a bitch, you can do better. I guess straight, men,

698
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 2: you're right, I guess. I guess.

699
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 1: Then Katie's at Ariana and Santoval's he house helping set

700
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,439
Speaker 1: up for game night.

701
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 2: Sandoval walks into the kitchen.

702
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,439
Speaker 1: Well, first, he like at Ariana ask Katie if she's

703
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: comfortable sitting in the kitchen while she goes up to

704
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: get changed in her hoarder's room and Sandoval comes down.

705
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 2: He was on he was on the treadmill and.

706
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: Incline again, he was like, Pete's sakes, let's change it up.

707
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 2: Or he was journaling, Oh gosh, the journaling.

708
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: He tries to apologize for his behavior during Katie and

709
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 1: shorts divorce. Oh, we forgot sorry, we got sidetracked when

710
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: Shena was talking to Shorts accountabit. Yeah, then he stormed out.

711
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when he was really I'm like, okay, but

712
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:12,280
Speaker 2: can I just say this is probably maybe an unpopular opinion,

713
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 2: but I actually felt badly for him in that situation

714
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 2: because here they all are out at a bar, hanging

715
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 2: out in a group, and again someone's telling him that

716
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 2: he needs to apologize and take accountability. Again. It's like

717
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 2: it's like every situation he's in, is he just he

718
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 2: has to apologize every time he's around someone? Is that

719
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 2: the standard? I mean?

720
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: And also, does Sheena really think that if he apologizes

721
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: Katie's going to be like.

722
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 2: Great, let's move on out, Let's bury the hatchet. I

723
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 2: feel good about our friendship. Now. No apologizing is going

724
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 2: to do nothing. Clearly, this is it is what it is.

725
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: But he does come down the next day or whatever

726
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 1: it is to apologize.

727
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 2: Katie isn't having it all right.

728
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: Then Schortz comes over to the house and Sandoval has

729
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: a breakdown about his situation with Rachel.

730
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 2: He pulls out pictures of them where they like blur

731
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 2: out her.

732
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: Faith right reminiscens of the good times.

733
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 2: But then he goes the closet seeing killed me, Like

734
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 2: was that I was watching that? And I'm like, okay,

735
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 2: I feel like that was for effect, Like was this

736
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 2: situation that dramatic that he had to go in his

737
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 2: closet and like put his.

738
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 1: Arm on the shelf, and like, I think he was

739
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 1: trying to muster up the tears. Right, He's in there

740
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: like punching himself. He's like really hard. But then he

741
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: compares himself to Scott Peterson, who allegedly murdered his wife.

742
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: But this is my this is a really important question.

743
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 2: He was convicted of murdering his wife and his unborn child,

744
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 2: so I guess we don't even have to say allegedly.

745
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:52,919
Speaker 2: Oh that's true.

746
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: I only said allegedly because that's what Short said, I think.

747
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: But very important question. Did Scott Peterson put on foundation

748
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 1: and cover up before going out in the evening? Did

749
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 1: you see Tom putting it on?

750
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did. It was like he was doing, you know,

751
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 2: like the concealer under the eyes. I was like, oh,

752
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 2: this gets better and better.

753
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: It was like not even scoff Peterson a convicted murder,

754
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: which is such a thing.

755
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 2: No, I mean he I feel like Scott Peterson will

756
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 2: leave it at the white nail polish and then be

757
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: like I can't concealers too much. I can do a

758
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 2: white nail polish, but I can't go with the concealer.

759
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 2: Oh maybe Tom has a partnership with a man's makeup line.

760
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: Oh he did Tom had? Oh maybe this is it.

761
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: Maybe he's still white labeled with them.

762
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 2: I don't know. The keyword has had. Yeah, I think

763
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 2: had is going to be all the things.

764
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: Then the whole group comes over for game night, they

765
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: play never have I Ever and brought confesses to being

766
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,479
Speaker 1: in an orgy which she not also took a part

767
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: in which apparently.

768
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 2: No, this is separate. This didn't Their orgies did not

769
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 2: happen at the same time. I see you. I thought

770
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 2: they were separate orgies too. There's some in our.

771
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: Rundown it says it was one orgy, but it wasn't.

772
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: Well the orgy that Sina is talking about. When she essentially.

773
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 2: Throws John Mary, I mean seriously, I guess my body

774
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 2: in the Wonderland and I guess my body. I mean seriously.

775
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, you really buried the co Yeah,

776
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 2: that was that was very swift. No one's going to

777
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 2: get it. Yeah, like it was.

778
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, sorry, John Mayer, all the karma

779
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: from the things that you legedly did to Jessica Simpson

780
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: and Tayler's swift or I'll coming back to haunt you

781
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: on vander Pavlo.

782
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sina just called you out. Shina just called you up. Then,

783
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, I hope you didn't.

784
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: Send that video to anyone, Shena, You'll also be in trouble, okay.

785
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 2: But but she made it like she wasn't a part

786
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 2: of the orgy. She was watching or No, that was Brock,

787
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 2: that was just watching Brock. Brock was saying he was

788
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 2: like in a room with multiple people having sex, and

789
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 2: he was just in a chair in his leopard He

790
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 2: was hale, he was for the right. They sent you

791
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 2: into the orgie room first, and then they send you

792
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 2: into the dark closet. Now I see how it works.

793
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 2: And then the guys are all at Tom Tom.

794
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: While Ali's hanging out with Joe giving her birth chart reading,

795
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: Schortz is adamant that him and Joe are just friends.

796
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: Ali reads Joe's birth chart saying her and Shorts are

797
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: only meant to be friends.

798
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 2: You can see that Joe is not happy with this.

799
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 2: Her face is like she's very bummed.

800
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: And then the guys are reliving their glory days when

801
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: Jack Taylor joins them.

802
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 2: Jacks, it was a lot. It was. I did find

803
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,760
Speaker 2: it entertaining though. He is like there is no filter.

804
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 2: He's just like, you look like you're fifty. What's with

805
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 2: the nail polish? Are you going to die soon? I mean,

806
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 2: like the guy and you know, this is what happened.

807
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: Jack's before going went online and he like went on

808
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: Reddit and he's like, what has everybody said?

809
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 2: Exact? Tom? I'm going to say, just give me, just

810
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 2: give me five bullet points. So I can just hit

811
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 2: him hard as soon as I sit down. Bam, bam, bam.

812
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to show people that I am a change man,

813
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: so that then they can read the same time that

814
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: this comes.

815
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 3: Out that significant because changed because my penis cannot be

816
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 3: controlled or it's too controlled when it's with my wife.

817
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: And then but he I kind of thought it was

818
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: a little bit bizarre that there wasn't like a moment

819
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: of niceness.

820
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 2: It was just immediately like on the attack. What did

821
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 2: he do to you? Jacks Like, yeah, it was a lot.

822
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 2: I mean, I still found it entertaining though.

823
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: But then Sandoval is like he feels like Jack has

824
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 1: always been jealous, which then they took us down memory lane.

825
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: Jax compares Sandoval to the person he was seven years ago.

826
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 2: Because he's so evolved now. He's a very distinguished gentleman now,

827
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,479
Speaker 2: as you'll see when you tune into the premiere that yes,

828
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 2: very mature.

829
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: But also why it's like Jack's like a method actor,

830
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: because I kept thinking he's reminding me of Vince Vaughan

831
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 1: from a movie, Like I can't even remember what movie

832
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: it was, like maybe it was Swingers or something, but

833
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 1: it was just.

834
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 2: Like old school or something something. I was just like

835
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 2: watching and I was like, what is happening here?

836
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: But to point out in season six, when Arianna and

837
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: La La exposed Jack's cheating to Brittany, Sandoval actually took

838
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: Jax's side, So the fact that Jax can't do the

839
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 1: same is also like Jack's how badly do you want attention?

840
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 2: Well, he probably doesn't even remember that he took his side.

841
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 2: I feel like he's the epitome of just tunnel vision

842
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 2: and narcissism.

843
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: Well, that seems like the theme here for the men

844
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: are fantom roles in the valley.

845
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 2: Except for Rock. I feel like Brock's a little self aware.

846
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 2: I I can't tell. I can't tell. I think that

847
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 2: he has the most potential to have some self awareness.

848
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: I think I think Brock is a little pent up

849
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: because he's like, I don't want to be the babysitter anymore.

850
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: I don't want I need to be making some money here.

851
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: I feel under your thumb. I think any man when

852
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: they don't, when they're not creating their own income and

853
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: they're at somebody else's like, you know, it's all about

854
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: Sheena's schedule, Sheena's life whatever.

855
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,359
Speaker 2: In Rock's just there. I think he's just.

856
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: Hit his breaking point with that. But I mean Brock

857
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: does have issues. I mean his previous season was about

858
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: him not caring or paying for his other children.

859
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 2: So oh yeah, well that's pretty shitty, Brock. Brock, Jeez,

860
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 2: you're getting a box. Get your shit together, Brock.

861
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: Like maybe instead of paying a babysitter for summer moon,

862
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: you could pay for your other kids.

863
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 2: Like no child support for his other children. I don't

864
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 2: think so. Oh damn it, Brock. Just when I give

865
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 2: somebody props and I find.

866
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: That out, well that's why I bury it to the end,

867
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: so you can step in the mud and then I

868
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 1: can dig you out slowly.

869
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 2: Damn it. But yeah, that is the.

870
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Speaker 1: let's face it, life's too short for boring podcasts. We

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Speaker 1: are recapping the Valley, so here we go.

888
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 2: All right, let's see, We're on episode one. We're introduced

889
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,760
Speaker 2: to the Valley casts, which includes Vander Pop, Rolls Alum's

890
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:55,879
Speaker 2: Jack Saylor, Britney Cartwright, and Kristin Doty. Kristen's boyfriend Luke,

891
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 2: who goes by Luke Colorado, is also on the cast,

892
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 2: as well as some other couples including Danny and Nia,

893
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 2: Jesse and Michelle, Jason and Janet. Joining the series as

894
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 2: friends are Jasmine and Zach. So who is your favorite

895
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 2: couple so far? Oh? Definitely Jason and Janet. Yes, I agree?

896
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: Who would I want to be friends with and hang

897
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: out with. Definitely Jason and Janet. I think Jesse and Michelle.

898
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: It's just going to be one of those situations where

899
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,760
Speaker 1: it's going to be hard to watch. Oh he's so cringey,

900
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: he's so he's the worst, and then oh cringey Danny

901
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: and Nia. I actually know in real life that's how

902
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: Jax Taylor met them because Jack and bo and Danny

903
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: all went to a RAMS game with Edwin and that's

904
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 1: how Jackson Danny became friends.

905
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 2: Look at you, You're like, what is it? Seven degrees

906
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 2: of separation from the valley. You know, all these shows

907
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 2: and you're always connected, but you're just never on him.

908
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say.

909
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: I am the queen and getting other people on television

910
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: shows and not getting on any myself.

911
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 2: Yes, Queen, I got it.

912
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: But the intro shows the party or turned parents showing

913
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: off their new lifestyles including tiny baby cars, mini pool

914
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 1: full of baby bottles, and Kristen taking out the trash.

915
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 2: But also why do they dressed like they're in the

916
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 2: mid nineties. What is happening? I don't know, But why

917
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 2: is there a many pool full of baby bottles? Is

918
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 2: that just for looks for show.

919
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: The only thing that I do know for sure was

920
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,800
Speaker 1: that they've made it very clear how hot.

921
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 2: It is in the valley. Yes, it's very I know

922
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 2: it's so hot that Jack sweats brown, That's how hot

923
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 2: it is. I mean, if I saw Edwin's sweating off

924
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 2: his spray Dan, I think it might give me the egg, right,

925
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 2: I'd be like, you have to go home and change.

926
00:48:56,600 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 2: You saw cameras down, camera's down? Sorry, can you walk

927
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 2: back the block? I love it, though it's so hot.

928
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 2: We barely made it over here.

929
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: And then they showed it's like, this is where Jack's

930
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: and Brittany live.

931
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 2: This is where they crossed the street. Essentially they crossed

932
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 2: the street.

933
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: And then okay, so we're We're in Brittany and Jackson's

934
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: house and Brittany is sporting a post surgery compression bandage

935
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:21,479
Speaker 1: around the top of.

936
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 2: Her head to her chin, but she still has full makeup.

937
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 2: So I appreciate that. I did. I did appreciate that.

938
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 2: And then they go through all of the surgeries that

939
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 2: Jacks has had all the nose Are they just all

940
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 2: no surgeries?

941
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: I think he I could be making this up, but

942
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: I think he may have gotten in fights or things

943
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 1: happened where like his nose would if not, if he

944
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: hadn't gotten in fights, or he hadn't had some kind

945
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: of injuries to his nose. I don't know that I

946
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: would want to be the surgeon known as the friend

947
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: that performs all these surgeries when you've had to have seven,

948
00:49:55,520 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: Like if we had to get seven necklaces, because that's

949
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: a problem the first one took. I guess he got

950
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: so many because he never took the doctor's advice after

951
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: he got this.

952
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 2: Okay, but when you learn that after the first time,

953
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 2: like you have the surgery, you don't pay attention to

954
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,959
Speaker 2: the doctor's orders. You have to have another surgery. Okay,

955
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 2: I'll give you two. But like when it gets to

956
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 2: be six or seven.

957
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 1: It's like, are at some point doesn't the doctor say, like,

958
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you another surgery?

959
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 2: Right, Like you're fired as a client. Yeah, you're done.

960
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 2: You're a hazard to yourself. Yes.

961
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 1: But then Jax is boasting about his new lifestyle and

962
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: career that includes doing cameos.

963
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 2: He's like, I have like thirty two to do. It

964
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 2: tastes so long. What's the matter?

965
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 1: Can you just look up how much Jax charges for

966
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: a cameo really quick?

967
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:57,399
Speaker 2: Do you do cameo? I do, but I've never had

968
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 2: thirty two in a queue to do. I don't know

969
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,479
Speaker 2: if it's because his are like twenty dollars each, because

970
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 2: are what.

971
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 1: One hundred and twenty okay, so calculator one hundred and

972
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:09,399
Speaker 1: twenty two?

973
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 2: Why one hundred and twenty two? He just randomly was like,

974
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 2: I'm just going to attack on that extra two dollars.

975
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: So he was making three thousand and nine hundred and

976
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: four dollars doing cameos. I'm like, and I only charge

977
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,760
Speaker 1: ninety nine dollars and I'm not getting thirty two requests

978
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: in a day.

979
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,879
Speaker 2: Yeah. Our producer saying, do you really believe he got

980
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 2: thirty two cameos? But I don't. But you know, I

981
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe I don't know. I got like three

982
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 2: a week. I think I think they're just like, hey,

983
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 2: why don't you guys talk about what you have going on?

984
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 2: And He's all, I got, I've got thirty two cameos

985
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 2: to do.

986
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: I have cameos, I have the podcast, and then he

987
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: has he has Jax's coming out. But then they're making

988
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: making jokes about how Brittany can't give bjs why she's

989
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: in recovery when we come to find they're not intimate

990
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: at anyway. So I'm like, why are we even making

991
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: this joke? That makes it even worse?

992
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,879
Speaker 2: I know, how much does that backfire on you when

993
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 2: all this press comes out and you're making when you're

994
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 2: making jokes about getting blowjobs when clearly you don't really

995
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 2: want a blowjob, but he's probably getting Yeah, I was

996
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 2: gonna say he's probably getting blowjobs. This is not from

997
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 2: his wife.

998
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I can tell you when Edwin and I

999
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 1: were on our dry spell after I had slate and

1000
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: things were rough on both sides, we weren't joking about sex. No,

1001
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: it was not a time where we were like, how

1002
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:36,959
Speaker 1: about the blowjob later?

1003
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 2: You know that's never going to happen. You Like, No,

1004
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,840
Speaker 2: there wasn't a joke. We just kind of brushed over it.

1005
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: Then Kristen talks about her rocky past relationship and how

1006
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: she met her new boyfriend Luke. It was right after

1007
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: she was with her last guy. They met at a

1008
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 1: wedding and ended up having sex behind a tent. I

1009
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: kind of want to know how many people Riston's had

1010
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: sex with.

1011
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 2: Well, if you're listening, Kristen, please send us the number.

1012
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 2: It's thirty two, same amount of cameos that Jash has.

1013
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 1: That's pretty close to my number, so I'm sure hers

1014
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 1: has got to be higher. Okay, And and your sexual partners, Emily,

1015
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: do you count.

1016
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 2: Just just that? Well, I've never just had I've never

1017
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 2: had that happen. What it's full throat all the time,

1018
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 2: You've never had like, no, why would that happen? Well,

1019
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 2: it's happened in what in what scenario would just that happen? Well?

1020
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 1: I have a scenario where I was at a club

1021
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: and then I started hooking up with a guy, and

1022
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: then he kept saying, can I just put the tip in?

1023
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 2: And I see, no, I have no I have quality

1024
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 2: guys there quality Teddy. See that's I go with quality.

1025
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 2: You clearly are just emphasizic.

1026
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 1: I realize why he said that, because then he was

1027
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: so small that he just claimed that it was the tip,

1028
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: even though it was.

1029
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 2: The whole thing. This is party trick. It was an.

1030
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: Awkward next day when I couldn't even fit in his

1031
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 1: boxer shorts because he was so tiny and general.

1032
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 2: Wait, he's smaller than you. At the time. Yes, it

1033
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 2: was a lever con. You had sex with a lever

1034
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 2: con at a club. I've always had a great taste.

1035
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 2: But then.

1036
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 1: We can already see that Luke's gonna have a hard

1037
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 1: hard time with this rib or.

1038
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 2: Luke, he just looked. His eyes are just wide. Luke

1039
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 2: Colorado has no idea what he's gotten into. Sure, Chris,

1040
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 2: all to La for the summer and fill the TV

1041
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 2: show with you. Sounds like fun.

1042
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: And then I'm going to be forced to get you

1043
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: pregnant all the time.

1044
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 2: Hang out with the rest of the my name.

1045
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: Then we get a glimpse into Danny and Nia's life

1046
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 1: with their three kids under two, including twin girls. Nia

1047
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: was Missy was saying in twenty fourteen, and Danny is

1048
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: a working actor.

1049
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 2: I got him when they were showing pictures of him

1050
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 2: acting when he was younger. I got him confused with

1051
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,799
Speaker 2: the Taylor Latner. Does he look like him? He looks

1052
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:24,839
Speaker 2: like when he was Yeah, I was like, was he

1053
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 2: was he on t Well?

1054
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: Weirdly, I was watching a Lifetime movie recently that was

1055
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: It was pretty great. It was like a stalker movie

1056
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 1: where a girl gets in a car crash and then

1057
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: she has amnesia, and then the new guy shows up

1058
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 1: and says he's the husband, but really he's not the husband.

1059
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: He's a stalker. Danny was the husband. He didn't have

1060
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: any speaking parts, but he was the husband. So I

1061
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,439
Speaker 1: had I texted Nia.

1062
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my gosh, we're just so Danny and love.

1063
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 2: He didn't talk, but he did a great job. He

1064
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 2: did a great job of being the husband.

1065
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: But you can kind of see I see some of

1066
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: like Nia. You can tell like she's a very good girl.

1067
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 1: She's very she's very pageant in the way that like

1068
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 1: life needs to be this way, this is what I

1069
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 1: projected for our life. And you can tell that she

1070
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: lives and breeze by that. And I feel like we're

1071
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: going to see that Danny is going to be pushing

1072
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 1: the boundaries a bit.

1073
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good way to say it. She's very pageany. Yeah,

1074
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 2: like yeah, and.

1075
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 1: She s she's always been nothing but nice to me,

1076
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: always kind, whatever. But I think there's a little bit

1077
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: of like a shell, right, always performing a little bit

1078
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 1: like Jacal kind happy smiles but really yeah, when that

1079
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 1: other drows right, I was crazy twenty four to seven,

1080
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: So it's easier for me too, so there's no hiding

1081
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 1: my resting bitch face now. But then Jason and Janet

1082
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:03,240
Speaker 1: are next. Jane is pregnant, and Jason gives a taste

1083
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,839
Speaker 1: of what the experience is like by saran wrapping a

1084
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 1: watermelon to his stomach and two giant cantalopes to his chest.

1085
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,919
Speaker 1: Not my favorite scene, but I do like these two.

1086
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:15,839
Speaker 2: I do too.

1087
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: I thought that was a little corny, but you know whatever,

1088
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 1: you know, they were looking for a moment.

1089
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 2: What else are they going to do that?

1090
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: They you know, they had their sparkling apple cider and

1091
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 1: then they're like what else?

1092
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, what should we do? Now? Let's refort to you.

1093
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 1: Then Jesse and Michelle are last couple who we now

1094
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 1: know are separated, and it's obvious why.

1095
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,919
Speaker 2: It's truly obvious.

1096
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: When Michelle's asked how she would describe her husband, she

1097
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: actually can't think of anything, not.

1098
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 2: One word, nothing, not a single thing. She's like a asshole bag,

1099
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 2: like they can't mistake.

1100
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: Then, apparently Jesse has never had Michelle as a screensaver

1101
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 1: on his.

1102
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 2: Phone, only the dog and their daughter.

1103
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: He claims it's because they work together and he has

1104
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 1: to look at her all day long.

1105
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 2: Yeh, that's so romantic. Okay, what's Edwin's screensaver? Does he

1106
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 2: have you?

1107
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: No, it's Slate, Slate put her own and it's one

1108
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: of those like three X ones where you're like, but

1109
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily think a screensaver is a sign of

1110
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 1: your marriage is going to last or not last?

1111
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. I mean Shane's had Kit the car

1112
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 2: Kit as his screensaver for like our entire marriage, so

1113
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 2: I don't take it personally. It's been fifteen years and

1114
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 2: it's always Kit Kit from like the League of their

1115
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 2: Own was like, that's an intro. I mean Kits as

1116
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 2: in the car from the eighties that David Hasselhoff drive.

1117
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 2: It's the night writing flag and sye writer is what

1118
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 2: I mean.

1119
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: So, just watching these intros, who are you rooting for

1120
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: the most?

1121
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 2: Like rooting for Well, Jesse, Michelle. I can't even with them.

1122
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 2: I do like Janet. I think she's funny, she gets

1123
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 2: some good sarcastic comments in there. And I like her husband.

1124
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 2: I think he's like the good, solid attorney husband. You know,

1125
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:37,479
Speaker 2: he reminds me of Shane, except not funny. So it's

1126
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 2: not funny, not funny Shane look for.

1127
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: The compliment there, and then they go to lunch, where

1128
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 1: Kristen meets with her friends Zach and Jasmine.

1129
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 2: I know I've seen these people before. I don't know

1130
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 2: if that's being out or whatever they've been on vander.

1131
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: Pump Rules or what it is, but I'm like, I

1132
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: know I've seen Jasmine before. Zach was Brittany's best friend

1133
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 1: that now is Kristen's best friend.

1134
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:02,919
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, for Pete's sake.

1135
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 1: But Kristin's talking about how she's watching all of her

1136
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: friends getting married and having babies and she's wondering when

1137
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 1: it will be her time.

1138
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1139
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: I personally think if somebody doesn't live like Kristin, do

1140
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 1: I think you really want to have a baby with

1141
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 1: Luke if that is name, it's Luke Colorado, Louke Colorado.

1142
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 2: I don't know that you do.

1143
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 1: But I also know that if somebody is willing to

1144
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: move to the valley for the summer, it must be

1145
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 1: true love.

1146
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I honestly, how does that work? Though? He's got

1147
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 2: seventy acres in Colorado and he's clearly not an LA

1148
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 2: kind of guy, So what's he gonna bean? I mean,

1149
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 2: I don't know I'm just guessing he did so good

1150
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 2: at top Golf right he was like, he was so awkward.

1151
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 2: I felt badly for him. I was like, these guys

1152
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 2: are just going to eat him alive. But yeah, I

1153
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 2: don't know why. I mean, why wouldn't you want to

1154
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 2: have a baby with someone who clearly lives in Colorado

1155
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 2: on seventy acres and probably will only visit Layah. I

1156
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 2: mean maybe it seems it seems like the perfect relationship

1157
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 2: to me to have a child in Yeah, right now.

1158
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 2: Then Brittany and Michelle at Nia's house while all the

1159
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 2: guys are golfing, Luke asks Jack's if he's gonna unblock him,

1160
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 2: and then Jack's is like, I don't even know if

1161
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 2: you're blocked, you know, like I don't even know who

1162
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 2: you are? Yeah, Like do you go here? Yeah?

1163
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: But Jack, the epitome of morals and ethics, questioning how

1164
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: somebody chooses to live is pretty rich.

1165
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 2: Yes, I know. It was all about Kristen and her choices.

1166
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 2: Why does he care? I mean every every scene was

1167
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 2: him like, do you guys know, did you know what

1168
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 2: she's gonna do? What do you think of that? Should?

1169
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 2: It was? I was like, should you not focus on

1170
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 2: maybe the thirty two cameos that you need to do

1171
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 2: and like the.

1172
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 1: And your wife, maybe you should some sort of that

1173
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: passion towards getting in with your wife. Unless about Kristin

1174
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,959
Speaker 1: wanting to have a baby, Like, I get that, we're

1175
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: going to talk about it, but truthfully, if Kristin wants to.

1176
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 2: Have a baby with Luke from Colorado, she's you know,

1177
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:14,439
Speaker 2: go for it. That's right, She's an adult woman. It's

1178
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 2: her choice. It's her choice. Then Jacks and Brittany go

1179
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 2: over to Jason's house. We see the sweating. He's like,

1180
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 2: it was self tanner. I'm like, dude, you know you've

1181
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 2: got a spray tan naked in your garage the night before? Please,

1182
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 2: of course you did, But I don't.

1183
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,480
Speaker 1: I want to know what Brittany was doing the night

1184
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: before because she has a stamp on her hand, and

1185
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, were you at a club last night?

1186
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,959
Speaker 2: Is that why y'all are sweating so much? Right?

1187
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 1: Then we get to Janet's birthday party that Brittany's putting on,

1188
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: where they went County Fair theme.

1189
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:51,840
Speaker 2: That was a good theme, Like, it is a good theme,

1190
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 2: But I have a question. I was always told granted

1191
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 2: I haven't gotten a tattoo in a.

1192
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 1: While, but that you're not supposed to drink alcohol when

1193
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 1: getting a tattoo because it thins your blood. But they're

1194
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: all pound in shots getting tatted up. I was like, yeah,

1195
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 1: I just looked it up. You shouldn't drink for twenty

1196
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 1: four hours before getting a tattoo either, your new tattoo

1197
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 1: would be considered an open wound, and alcohol.

1198
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 2: Delays the body's healing process. Alcohol also thins the blood,

1199
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 2: which can cause excess bleeding and set back the natural

1200
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 2: clotting and scabbing necessary for recovery. Well, listen, this tattoo

1201
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,480
Speaker 2: artist clearly is not you know, they probably got him

1202
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 2: from craigslist. They're like, whatever, come in, can I do

1203
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 2: it to spring some tools. We'll set up a lawn

1204
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,919
Speaker 2: chair in the in the living room. It'll be great.

1205
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 2: We'll set up a facialist chair.

1206
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: And get everybody tutted, and we'll give Jesse another excuse

1207
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 1: to fight with somebody else. But I do I would

1208
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,960
Speaker 1: be fine with Brittany throwing a birthday party for me.

1209
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: I want all of those things actually too. I was like,

1210
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:53,560
Speaker 1: I want an Emily County Fair. I'm from Ohio. I'm

1211
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 1: from Indiana, let's do it. But we'd have to like

1212
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: have a pig competition where that's what like my cousin's

1213
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 1: away did. They would like raise their pigs and then

1214
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 1: bring them and then have the little crops and like

1215
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 1: set up the pigs. Like I didn't see any I

1216
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 1: would like a little petting zoo, a little petting. I

1217
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,440
Speaker 1: just like the corn dogs and the funnel cakes. I

1218
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,479
Speaker 1: don't like a funnel cake, but I love a corn dog.

1219
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 1: I love a good corn dog too.

1220
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,919
Speaker 2: Then Lala and Sheena and Brock of course show up

1221
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 2: to the party. Lala and Jacks of course talk about

1222
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:26,440
Speaker 2: Kristen La.

1223
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:29,840
Speaker 1: Lala comments, I think she throws that puss around and

1224
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 1: it shoots diamonds or something.

1225
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 2: Let's be dazzled. She be dazzled Vagina because she's always

1226
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 2: able to lock down a man. Then Jesse like, I

1227
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:43,919
Speaker 2: didn't get the jokes.

1228
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: That Jesse was making to Lalla calling her his mistress,

1229
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't he I didn't get it.

1230
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 2: I know. And then he's like and then he changed

1231
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 2: and he was like, oh not mistress side piece, like

1232
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:56,960
Speaker 2: that was better. And then his wife's standing there like

1233
01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaker 2: she's likely not saying anything. I don't know. That was

1234
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 2: an awkward moment. I didn't get it. I didn't think

1235
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 2: it was funny. It wasn't fun I was laala. If

1236
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 2: that was vander pumb rules, she would have gone off

1237
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:09,480
Speaker 2: on him.

1238
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 1: But she's like, I'm just doing this as a favor

1239
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:14,200
Speaker 1: to Brittany or Jack soph you don't mind, I'm just

1240
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 1: going to keep this moving, right. But then Kristin and

1241
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:23,880
Speaker 1: Jesse are waiting in line to get tattooed. Kristin pinches Jesse's.

1242
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 2: He pinched her boob. No, but did you realize that

1243
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,560
Speaker 2: Kristin pinched his first, Yes, but then he did it back.

1244
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 2: I feel like you can't do that.

1245
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 1: I feel like nipple pinching shouldn't happen regardless. Like I mean,

1246
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 1: Matt's sitting right here, our producer, and I'm not going

1247
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 1: to grab his nipple any okay.

1248
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:44,160
Speaker 2: But if for some odd reason you just went unhinged

1249
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:47,800
Speaker 2: and did pinch him in the nipple, but he pinched

1250
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 2: you back, that's where it's like, that's where it just

1251
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:56,120
Speaker 2: gets really bizarre. Please don't pinch my back. They're fake.

1252
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

1253
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:02,880
Speaker 1: She gets upset clearly, and she feels like she has

1254
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 1: to put up with Jesse because of how close she

1255
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: is with Michelle.

1256
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:10,160
Speaker 2: It's a bad.

1257
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 1: State of affairs that Jesse is coming off worse than Jack's.

1258
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:17,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with that, But they used some model together.

1259
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't even picture these two like

1260
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 2: in New York Modeling. But I'm not sure it was

1261
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 2: New York Modeling. Where was it. I mean, I think they.

1262
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 1: Use the word model loosely. I don't remember seeing them

1263
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 1: on the cover of I Don't Know Men's Health. But

1264
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: then Jack still continue to talk about Kristin trying to

1265
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 1: get pregnant.

1266
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,600
Speaker 2: How bad of an idea he thinks it is. This

1267
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 2: time he's telling Brock.

1268
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 1: Wallas sees the conversation happening and tries to intervene, bringing

1269
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:55,640
Speaker 1: Sheena and Kristin with her. Kristen starts tearing up after

1270
01:06:55,760 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: hearing Jax criticize her life and decisions. Jenns, You're I mean,

1271
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 1: at least Tom Sandhaul makes himself likable.

1272
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 2: Sometimes he does occasionally, but Jax is like he's at

1273
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:14,040
Speaker 2: zero for a hundred, like batting zero, like even.

1274
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:17,120
Speaker 1: When he wouldn't blow up the one like thing for

1275
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,800
Speaker 1: the dog, the corn dog yeah, the corn dog float

1276
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 1: and Brendany's like racing around like and he's just like,

1277
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 1: I need to heat.

1278
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 2: Up my macro plate or whatever he was trying to eat.

1279
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 2: I was like, for the love.

1280
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 1: And then this is where we start to see the

1281
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,280
Speaker 1: things coming unraveled. You can already tell that Nia wants

1282
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 1: to go home. She's done. She probably feels bad for

1283
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 1: her nanny that's having to sit in the closet with

1284
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:48,760
Speaker 1: her kids. Why she's doing this party and they go

1285
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 1: to take it. She's like, let's get a picture, and

1286
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,760
Speaker 1: or he wants to get a protray. I can't remember

1287
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:56,240
Speaker 1: who did. And then Jax comes down and pulls down

1288
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 1: his bathing suit and shows his finger to everybody.

1289
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:00,480
Speaker 2: It shows his dog.

1290
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 1: Do you think she was crying because she thought it

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Speaker 1: was an invasion of privacy or she didn't want anybody

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Speaker 1: to see that it was just the tip, but it

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Speaker 1: was the full.

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Speaker 2: Thing, the ladder. Definitely. Definitely, She's like, now the world

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Speaker 2: knows you're like. Plot twist. Teddy was with Danny. I

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Speaker 2: get it. He was at the he's the god.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't, guys, I never hooked up with Danny. Calm down.

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Speaker 1: But then Neo walks out, she's, you know, starting to sob.

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Speaker 2: Okay, would you sob? If someone walked up to Edwin

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Speaker 2: at a pool party in polige sorts down? Would you cry?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't either. I would probably laugh, and then I'd

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Speaker 2: have to fight with Shane and apologize for laughing. That's

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Speaker 2: what happened. I don't think I would cry it all.

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Speaker 1: But that's why I say she's got this pageant thing

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Speaker 1: where everything has to look and be a certain way,

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Speaker 1: and that was crossing the boundary for her. But my

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Speaker 1: favorite part of this entire scene is Sheena's face, like, girl.

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Speaker 2: You have absolutely idea what you signed up for. This

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Speaker 2: isn't my USA anymore?

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Speaker 1: To the Lion's den exactly, and getting his pants pulled.

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Speaker 2: Down, right. If you're crying over that, girl, girl, girl,

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Speaker 2: you know in danger, girl, your danger girl?

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Speaker 1: This is who Because Danny didn't seem to mind that much,

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Speaker 1: but also Jack seeming confused that somebody doesn't have underwear

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Speaker 1: on underneath the bathing suit.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't know, I didn't know yet,

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Speaker 2: no underwear on.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes Cruise will wear underwear in her bathing suit, solely

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Speaker 1: because he's too lazy to take his underwear off, Like,

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Speaker 1: so it's just like racing, but like, could you imagine

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Speaker 1: wearing a thong underneath your bikini bottom?

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Speaker 2: Emil Like no, that's so odd. Then it's soaking wet. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then it's caught and wet on you. No, thank you.

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Speaker 1: And then the pisode ends with Janet dunking Jacks in

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Speaker 1: the dunk Chink and an overview of the rest of

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Speaker 1: the party. We get a preview of what's to come

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Speaker 1: this season on the Valley, showing a potentially pregnant Kristen.

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Speaker 2: I don't think she actually is pregnant. I don't think

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Speaker 2: so either.

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Speaker 1: Jack's opening his new bar, Brittany holding a pregnancy test.

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Speaker 2: Maybe she's holding it for Kristin.

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Speaker 1: But she claims her and Jackson never have sex anymore

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Speaker 1: because he's not attracted to her. That part makes me sad,

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Speaker 1: I know. And then Michelle blaming Kristen for ruining her marriage.

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Speaker 1: I want to know what Kristen says.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you How do you blame Kristen? I

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Speaker 2: don't know. From all I've seen, I think Jesse does

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Speaker 2: a great job ruining it at all on his own.

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Speaker 2: He does not need any help from anyone else he's

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Speaker 2: got this. I just I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how do you feel, though, like, now that

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Speaker 1: we've watched it, do you think that like this is

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Speaker 1: going to be promising? Like there were parts watching this

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Speaker 1: where I was like this, this is taking way too long.

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Speaker 1: This could have been thirty minutes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think again, when there's any news show,

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Speaker 2: it takes a while. You have to get invested in

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Speaker 2: the characters. And I don't know, I felt like the

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Speaker 2: preview of what's to come looked interesting. So I'm slightly hooked.

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Speaker 2: So all right, I think it's a good watch. We're in.

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Speaker 2: We're in, so we'll keep updating you guys and doing

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Speaker 2: recaps and yeah, we hope you enjoyed and we will

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Speaker 2: talk to you next week. Thanks for listening, guys,