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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on Demand. Just a second ago, I

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Speaker 1: said that a new year end list came out for

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. I know it's already twenty twenty three,

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Speaker 1: and why are we going over stuff that happened in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. Well, this list is going viral, and

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Speaker 1: I think it's the list that we didn't know we

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Speaker 1: were missing, because there's always the year end lists of

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Speaker 1: the top Google searches, which are pretty funny, or you know,

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Speaker 1: there's all that stuff. But this list is going viral

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Speaker 1: on the internet. And this is a list of the

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Speaker 1: top funniest ways that men injured there, Oh twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: I like this one. This is preventive care for twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty years. Is ways to be careful if you're a dude.

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Speaker 1: And also if you've ever had to deal with the

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Speaker 1: dude before, and maybe you have a boyfriend or a

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Speaker 1: husband or something like that, you're gonna like this list

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Speaker 1: because you're gonna be like, good, they deserved it. Going

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Speaker 1: over A list is going viral of the funniest ways

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Speaker 1: that men injured there. A dad got karate chopped. Oh

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Speaker 1: in the had to end up in the ear because

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Speaker 1: of that. Oh, my gosh, which you'd be kind of mad,

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Speaker 1: right if that was your kid he was doing karate

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Speaker 1: and did that to you when he was practicing. But

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Speaker 1: then also, that's a great karate chop. I mean you

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Speaker 1: had to go to the ar, right, Those lessons are

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Speaker 1: paying off, Yes they are. Another one from this list

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Speaker 1: the funniest ways that men injured there twenty two, a

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Speaker 1: guy was using a French Press coffee machine and ended

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Speaker 1: up in the ear for somehow getting it caught in

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Speaker 1: the French press coffee. Okay, I don't know how. There's

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Speaker 1: no way he was making coffee. He might have been

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Speaker 1: making coffee, but that wasn't the only thing he was doing.

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Speaker 1: And is that just the thing that randomly happened, Like

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Speaker 1: you're making your morning coffee, you're wait a second, this

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Speaker 1: looks kind of fun. You end up in the ar.

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Speaker 1: Going over a list, it's going viral of the top

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Speaker 1: ways that guy's injured there. In twenty twenty two, of course,

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Speaker 1: there's the zipper stuck. Apparently there was fifteen cases reported

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Speaker 1: at ers of men having to go there because of

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Speaker 1: the zipper. And I haven't done that since I was

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Speaker 1: a little kid. I used to do that all the

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Speaker 1: time as a kid. Right. I think it's a popular

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Speaker 1: problem in their an elementary school. At least it was

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Speaker 1: for me, it was I was constantly I'm still scared

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Speaker 1: of zippers. Take your time. Another guy ended up in

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Speaker 1: the hospital because he was working out with a friend

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Speaker 1: when an elastic exercise band slipped out of the friend's

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Speaker 1: hand and hit him. Right enough, Yeah, that's why I

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Speaker 1: don't work out. I don't believe him. He's saying he

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Speaker 1: was quote unquote working out. It was a quote unquote

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Speaker 1: wait band, right to run with that? Excuse y'all. I

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Speaker 1: better hope that Bennet's not your nurse and the ear

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Speaker 1: because he's gonna be well, I'm not helping you till

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Speaker 1: you tell me the truth. Yeah, break it down and

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Speaker 1: I've done that. Okay, working out huh okay, sure, I

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Speaker 1: love Jim too. I could see Bennett doing that walking

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Speaker 1: in Just judge you just looking at the French press machine.

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Speaker 1: H making French press coffee. It's more just coffee, that's

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Speaker 1: all you were doing. Yeah, you're gonna sit there in pain,

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Speaker 1: Yeah until you show me the video. We're going over

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Speaker 1: a list that's going viral of the top ways that

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Speaker 1: men injured. There, I'm looking for another sound effect to use.

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Speaker 1: I'll just use that one again. In twenty twenty two. Um,

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Speaker 1: another one was a guy was having a pillow fight

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Speaker 1: with his dog and the dog lunched for the pillow

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Speaker 1: but missed. I mean, that's hopefully that guy doesn't play

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Speaker 1: like the sock tug a war with his dog. Oh no, really,

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Speaker 1: thank the about at Victoria. She looks a little confused, honestly, Like,

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Speaker 1: that's my biggest fear, you know, when I'm at home

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Speaker 1: and you know I'm about to get the shower, if

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Speaker 1: I'm i have no clothes on. I'm always scared to

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Speaker 1: be around pets and dogs because like that, that's my

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Speaker 1: biggest fear of if they just decide to take a bite.

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Speaker 1: That's why you gotta be let me and have a

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Speaker 1: little dog that doesn't come far off the ground two legs.

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Speaker 1: Another guy ended up in the hospital because he was

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Speaker 1: sitting on a freshly lacquered wood bench naked. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: and his got stuck in between the bench thingies because

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Speaker 1: I guess it was freshly lacquered up and slippery, and

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Speaker 1: he had to go to the air to get the

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Speaker 1: bench removed. The bend the pinch removed from they had

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Speaker 1: to take the whole bit. That's awkward. Walk into the yard. Promise,

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Speaker 1: it's not what it looks like. Guys, it's not it's

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Speaker 1: not what okay, it's kind of what it looks I

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Speaker 1: was attacked by the bench, I promise, texting four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. Should you have made this list? Did

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Speaker 1: something happen to you in twenty twenty two? And will

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Speaker 1: you be making twenty twenty three's list of ways guys injured?

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Speaker 1: There pork the other white meat, Oh my god. The

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