WEBVTT - Can You Really Escape an Alligator by Running Zigzag?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Brainstuff, a production of iHeartRadio. Hey Brainstuff, Lauren

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<v Speaker 1>boglebam here. Much like the cheetah, the alligator is an

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly fast runner. You've probably seen one rise up on

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<v Speaker 1>its long, muscular legs and sprint the length of a

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<v Speaker 1>football field in pursuit a fleeing prey. No, you've never

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<v Speaker 1>seen that. What you've probably seen is more like this.

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<v Speaker 1>You're standing by a pond checking out some kind of

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<v Speaker 1>heron when you notice two small bumps protruding from the water.

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<v Speaker 1>After you take note of the nearby don't feed the

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<v Speaker 1>alligator's sign, you put two and two together. Those bumps

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<v Speaker 1>are the eyes of a gator lazily floating in the pond.

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<v Speaker 1>You might be frightened for a moment, but then you

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<v Speaker 1>remember the classic adage. You can escape an alligator if

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<v Speaker 1>you run in a zigzag, and this brings you comfort.

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<v Speaker 1>But should it. This saying, which is so old and

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<v Speaker 1>so widespread that it's virtually impossible to determine where or

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<v Speaker 1>why it started, implies first that an alligator is likely

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<v Speaker 1>to chase you across land, and second that alligators can

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<v Speaker 1>run faster than humans, at least when they're running in

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<v Speaker 1>a straight line. Neither of these are exactly true. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>what's true for sure is that you should avoid encouraging

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<v Speaker 1>an alligator to chase you under any circumstances. But they

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<v Speaker 1>don't really conduct chases on dry land because that's not

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<v Speaker 1>what they're built for, and if one did, you could

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<v Speaker 1>almost certainly outsprint it. Today, let's talk a little about

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<v Speaker 1>alligator's safety, including how alligators do and don't attack. The

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<v Speaker 1>American alligator is an apex predator and keystone species in

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<v Speaker 1>its native environment, which is the mostly freshwater systems of

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<v Speaker 1>the American South, ranging from eastern Texas up into Arkansas

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<v Speaker 1>and across the warm southeast up to the coastal Carolinas.

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<v Speaker 1>They are large, cold blooded reptiles, which means they do

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of work to work as little as possible

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<v Speaker 1>in order to conserve energy. They'll eat pretty much anything

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<v Speaker 1>they can get a hold of, and they actually create

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<v Speaker 1>environments for their food sources by digging or wallowing in

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<v Speaker 1>the mud or silt of a water bed, making pockets

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<v Speaker 1>that won't dry out during the dry season. But gator's

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<v Speaker 1>entire mode of cuisine is based on energy conservation. They

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<v Speaker 1>prefer to sneak up on their prey in the water,

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<v Speaker 1>they can float motionless and swim silently, their eyes set

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<v Speaker 1>on the top of their head like a periscope. They're

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<v Speaker 1>patient hunters and will wait in the water for hours

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<v Speaker 1>before lunging at an opportune snack. Once they attack, if

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<v Speaker 1>the prey does fight back, a gator will typically abandon it,

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<v Speaker 1>and they don't tend to attack anything that they can't

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<v Speaker 1>swim in a single gulp. Even large alligators choose prey

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<v Speaker 1>that's relatively small, which is good news for adult humans.

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<v Speaker 1>This has to do with an alligator's jaw and throat structure.

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<v Speaker 1>A gater kills by latching onto its prey with its

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<v Speaker 1>strong jaws and teeth designed to crush shells and bones.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll then perform the death roll, rolling over and over

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<v Speaker 1>in the water until its prey drowns or bleeds out.

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<v Speaker 1>The alligator then juggles the prey around in its mouth

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<v Speaker 1>so that it can toss it down its throat in

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<v Speaker 1>one bite. That massive jaw that allows it to hang

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<v Speaker 1>on to prey so securely also prevents it from chewing

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<v Speaker 1>and swallowing, and its teeth aren't particularly sharp. If a

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<v Speaker 1>gater does take down prey, too large to swallow a hole,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll store it until it rots enough to tear chunks

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<v Speaker 1>out of which, even for a gator, is not the

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<v Speaker 1>most delicious prospect. Small alligators make up the majority of

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<v Speaker 1>the population. An alligator that's less than five feet or

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<v Speaker 1>one and a half meters long will typically eat crawfish,

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<v Speaker 1>small snakes, and turtles. They don't even present a threat

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<v Speaker 1>to small dogs, let alone people. Large alligators are less common,

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<v Speaker 1>but they can be big enough to size us up

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<v Speaker 1>as a legitimate meal. A full grown gator can be

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<v Speaker 1>some eight to eleven feet long that's two and a

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<v Speaker 1>half to three and a half meters and weigh up

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<v Speaker 1>to one thousand pounds or four hundred and fifty kilos.

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<v Speaker 1>They are a threat, but they're still wary of us.

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<v Speaker 1>We're big and noisy, and they tend to avoid interactions

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<v Speaker 1>with people all together. When an alligator snaps its jaws

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<v Speaker 1>and bellows at people, it may look like it's rearing

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<v Speaker 1>for an attack, but this is really just defensive posturing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hoping that you will leave it alone. An alligator

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<v Speaker 1>is most likely to attack humans when it's protecting its

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<v Speaker 1>territory or nest, or otherwise sees the person as a threat.

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<v Speaker 1>Early to Midsummer is mating season, and adult male gaters

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<v Speaker 1>become territorial. Later in the year, a female gater may

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<v Speaker 1>attack if she perceives a threat to her eggs or hatchlings. Generally,

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<v Speaker 1>just don't try to pet alligators or other wild animals.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not pets. But if you see an adorable young gaiter,

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<v Speaker 1>you must assume its mother is nearby and will not

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<v Speaker 1>take kindly to stranger danger. No matter how small an

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<v Speaker 1>alligator is, don't attempt to feed it. This only encourages

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<v Speaker 1>them to get closer to humans, which could lead to

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<v Speaker 1>attacks later. Innocently trying to give a gator a snack

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<v Speaker 1>could be a death sentence for the animal if it

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<v Speaker 1>begins approaching people, and wildlife services has to be called in.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't throw things at gaiters if one is crossing a

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<v Speaker 1>road or path, don't try to move it along. Like

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<v Speaker 1>all of us, They're just doing their thing, and they've

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<v Speaker 1>got as much right to be here as we do.

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<v Speaker 1>More really, when you consider that they've been around for

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<v Speaker 1>some eighty four million years and we're the three hundred

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<v Speaker 1>thousand year upstarts. Unfortunately, alligator bytes are on a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of an upswing, probably because their populations have been recovering

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<v Speaker 1>from endangerment and human development is increasingly encroaching on their territory.

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<v Speaker 1>In Florida, for example, there was an average of just

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<v Speaker 1>one bite per year from nineteen eighty eight through nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine, but that number jumped to seven a year

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<v Speaker 1>between two thousand and twenty sixteen, and in twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twelve bytes were reported. Still, the US as a whole

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<v Speaker 1>averages less than one alligator related fatality per year. From

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen forty eight to two thousand and four, the Fish

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<v Speaker 1>and Wildlife Conservation Commission received reports of three hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>fifty six alligator attacks on humans. Only twenty five of

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<v Speaker 1>those attacks were fatal, and in nine cases it's believed

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<v Speaker 1>that the victims were deceased before the alligators ate them.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't overturn boats to capture prey or snatch people out

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<v Speaker 1>of boats. If you see an alligator on the water's edge,

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<v Speaker 1>silently glide into the water and head towards your boat,

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<v Speaker 1>it's probably more afraid than you are. Gators are much

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<v Speaker 1>more comfortable in water than on land, so when they're

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<v Speaker 1>startled by a boat while sunning themselves, they instinctively head

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<v Speaker 1>for the water. Just steer clear. The greatest danger from

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<v Speaker 1>alligator attacks is too small children and pets near the

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<v Speaker 1>water's edge, either in the shallows or within striking distance.

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<v Speaker 1>On land, the supervised play and the buddy system, even

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<v Speaker 1>for grown ups, is always the best bet for swimming,

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<v Speaker 1>even minus half ton Carnivorous reptiles, alligators lurk in murky

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<v Speaker 1>water and where banks are overgrown with weeds or brush.

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<v Speaker 1>They're most active at dusk and through the night. If

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<v Speaker 1>you are within alligator's natural range, be aware and stick

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<v Speaker 1>too clearer waters during the day. If you see a gator,

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<v Speaker 1>get out of the water and warn your bank side neighbors.

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<v Speaker 1>In the extremely unlikely yet unpleasant event that an alligator

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<v Speaker 1>does attack you in the water, don't waste time trying

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<v Speaker 1>to pry its jaw open, which is nearly impossible. Do scream, thrash,

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<v Speaker 1>and splash to make the gator reconsider its choice, and

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<v Speaker 1>if you can aim a blow or poke it its eyes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a pretty solid way to get any animal to

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<v Speaker 1>release you. If you're on land, then you think an

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<v Speaker 1>alligator is approaching you with malicious intent, run away as

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<v Speaker 1>fast as you can a straight line is fine. Gators

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<v Speaker 1>are quick in short bursts. They can dash it up

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<v Speaker 1>to around nine and a half miles per hour or

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen kilometers per hour, which is faster than most humans job.

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<v Speaker 1>But gators can't keep it up for long, and we

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<v Speaker 1>humans are much better sprinters. Athletes average above seventeen miles

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<v Speaker 1>an hour at a sprint. That's twenty seven kilometers per hour,

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<v Speaker 1>or nearly twice as fast as a gator's top speed.

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<v Speaker 1>You say, in Bolt has been clocked at twenty seven

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<v Speaker 1>point eight miles an hour or forty four point seven kilometers.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if you're not him, a brisk run should be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Alligators have little endurance and don't give chase. If it

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<v Speaker 1>misses its first opportunity to grab its prey, it usually

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<v Speaker 1>gives up and goes back to waiting for something easy.

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<v Speaker 1>So sure, you could probably escape an alligator if you

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<v Speaker 1>ran in a zigzag, but the likelihood that an alligator

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<v Speaker 1>would ever chase you on dry land is so low

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<v Speaker 1>that the old adage is more joke than genuine advice.

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<v Speaker 1>It simply does not apply. Today's episode is based on

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<v Speaker 1>the article can you really escape an alligator? If you

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