Speaker 1: Oh hello everybody. Hello, good, good morning, good afternoon, good evenning,
Speaker 1: or buenos no chase, as they say in Espana, which
Speaker 1: is where I just hailed from. Welcome to one of
Speaker 1: our little Mini Nugget Nugget episodes while we are on hiatus.
Speaker 1: We won't be on hiatus for very long because I'm
Speaker 1: coming back with season two shortly, but we wanted to
Speaker 1: give you a couple of updates and a couple of chickens.
Speaker 1: I have a new friend with me. She's not so
Speaker 1: new to me, but she's new to you guys. Her
Speaker 1: name is Katherine, and she's a producer on this show,
Speaker 1: and she is sitting with me in the room to
Speaker 1: guide me along and be you're like my shirt, but
Speaker 1: basically my podcast shirt, but right, move things along. Katherine
Speaker 1: is upbeat and full of information, and that's what we
Speaker 1: need with me. We need somebody who is upbeat and
Speaker 1: has more information than I do with regard to orders.
Speaker 1: You know, technique, I would call it podcast technique and
Speaker 1: other bullshit, you guys. So that's what we're doing. I
Speaker 1: just came from my summer vacation, even though it's fall
Speaker 1: from my Orca and I had all of my ski
Speaker 1: girlfriends from Whistler meet me at my place in my
Speaker 1: Orca and we e biked our asses off, and I
Speaker 1: really feel rejuvenated, except for the fact that last night
Speaker 1: I went to bet at four o'clock in the morning
Speaker 1: because somebody wouldn't shut the funk up. And we'll have
Speaker 1: more on that later. But it was a great vacation
Speaker 1: and my Orca is like really known for cycling, and
Speaker 1: people train for big bike races. They're like the Tour
Speaker 1: de France. And so we had a great time with
Speaker 1: all my girlfriends. And one of my girlfriends is like
Speaker 1: a little muscular, She's a nugget actually, she's five one
Speaker 1: and her calves look like two clamshells, like two scallops actually,
Speaker 1: and she is stronger than a horse or an ox.
Speaker 1: And so on one of our bike trips that was
Speaker 1: fifty four miles up a mountain and then down mountains,
Speaker 1: three of us lost batteries to our e bikes because
Speaker 1: I decided that I was going to be in Turbo
Speaker 1: the whole time, not Echo, because I'd us thought, fuck this,
Speaker 1: this is too hard and I'm not willing to challenge
Speaker 1: myself after that much sangoria. But I did and we
Speaker 1: had to kind of tow each other through the mountains
Speaker 1: through tunnels on e bikes, which are very heavy to
Speaker 1: pedal if you have no battery. So for anybody out
Speaker 1: there who is renting an e bike, make sure you
Speaker 1: get the battery when you rented and charged that so
Speaker 1: that you are never stuck like I was, even though
Speaker 1: it was a good adventure and you know, I burned
Speaker 1: a lot of calories, so that was good. And one
Speaker 1: of my friends, oh, one of my very very dear
Speaker 1: friends who I know listens to this podcast every week.
Speaker 1: We were able to get penetrated, so that is a
Speaker 1: huge victory. And I said when we got there to
Speaker 1: my girlfriends, I said, if I can just see a
Speaker 1: man walk out of Blanks bedroom one morning, this vacation
Speaker 1: will be like a huge fulfillment for me. And that's
Speaker 1: what happened, guys, So problem solved is what I like. Catherine,
Speaker 1: thank you. I can see your beaming as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's nothing better, especially after what we talked about on
Speaker 1: our last podcast, There's nothing better than helping a friend
Speaker 1: get penetrated. And it wasn't me by myself, it was
Speaker 1: all of us working in concert. Yeah, some girls went
Speaker 1: out one night, others stayed back, and then the next
Speaker 1: night we went back out and then we kind of
Speaker 1: reconnected and then the ones that weren't there filled in
Speaker 1: for the ones. It was. It was great. And then
Speaker 1: at one point my friend said, there's eleven guys here
Speaker 1: and they all want to go back to your house,
Speaker 1: and I said, pick your two favorites, and one of
Speaker 1: the favorites made it and he got the last rose.
Speaker 1: That's excellent. I know, it was our own private my
Speaker 1: workan bachelor heartwarming. And also my other friend there who
Speaker 1: loves the show Below Deck loves Below Deck, which I
Speaker 1: think a lot of people love Below Deck, right she
Speaker 1: was watching the Mediterranean edition, which I also ended up
Speaker 1: seeing like six or seven episodes of that. But then
Speaker 1: we had a friend of a friend from Germany came
Speaker 1: and she's actually works on a boat as the chiefs do.
Speaker 1: So it was just like a phantasmagoria of sex information
Speaker 1: about what happens on Yachita's you know, below deck and
Speaker 1: above deck and on the side of the deck and
Speaker 1: then beneath that. So I think it was you know,
Speaker 1: it was a pretty good, solid vacation and I'm just
Speaker 1: happy to be home. I'm happy to be going on tour.
Speaker 1: My first dates are in Cincinnati Indianapolis. It's like start
Speaker 1: septem I think I have Cincinnati, yep, and then Detroit
Speaker 1: at the Fillmore and then Indianapolis and then Grand Rapids,
Speaker 1: so come see me, and then Norfolk, Virginia. So please
Speaker 1: come see me on my Vaccinated and Horny tour. And
Speaker 1: I am horny, but I have somebody who's fulfilling that
Speaker 1: horny nous now. And if you have been been paying
Speaker 1: attention to my social media, which I don't expect all
Speaker 1: of you to be doing, I will fill you in
Speaker 1: on the fact that I am in love and finally
Speaker 1: getting regular penetration. Excellent, I know. I mean, it's all
Speaker 1: from this podcast, right, It's a full evolution of what
Speaker 1: therapy can do for a person. I'm so glad that
Speaker 1: we can help. Yeah, yeah, well exactly. And also giving
Speaker 1: advice to other people and hearing their stories and then
Speaker 1: seeing that I could go to therapy and it works,
Speaker 1: and that I can now be in a normal, healthy
Speaker 1: relationship with someone should be an inspiration to anyone who
Speaker 1: thinks that they're not going to find the lead to
Speaker 1: their pot because you are. It doesn't happen when you
Speaker 1: want it to happen, but it does. It does happen
Speaker 1: when it's supposed to happen. So I yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 1: I found my guy. I love that. Yeah, it's exciting.
Speaker 1: It's exciting for you have been speculating a little bit
Speaker 1: just from watching your social media, so I'm excited to
Speaker 1: hear about it. Yeah. Well, I'm excited to share it,
Speaker 1: you know me. I mean there are no secrets, right, great, okay,
Speaker 1: so we'll get into that maybe later. But we have
Speaker 1: some updates, right, Catherine, Yes, we do. We have some
Speaker 1: updates from some callers. So our first update is actually
Speaker 1: from someone who didn't call in, but they were just
Speaker 1: a listener. From Dan. He said, I was a social
Speaker 1: cigarette smoker in my whole life, but during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: I got severely hooked. While listening to your podcast, you
Speaker 1: briefly mentioned, and this was like tiny mention that you
Speaker 1: stopped smoking by hypnosis. Your comments stuck with me, so
Speaker 1: I called my local hypnosis center and made an appointment.
Speaker 1: Two days later, I met my hypnotherapist and had my
Speaker 1: session and have been smoked free ever since. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you in all caps for giving me my health back. Dan, Oh,
Speaker 1: that is awesome. There's something else that you could get
Speaker 1: hypnotized for that my friend was just talking to me
Speaker 1: about because you know these people that they can do
Speaker 1: that for, like your fear of flying. I have a
Speaker 1: friend who bites her toenails. Um, that's probably separate conversation,
Speaker 1: but it still falls under the category of things you
Speaker 1: want to stop doing, and that's one of them. And
Speaker 1: she went to carry gain or who's the guy that
Speaker 1: I went to in l A. There hypnotherapists throughout the world,
Speaker 1: So obviously if you're serious about it, you know it
Speaker 1: can work. And I'm trying to think about what the
Speaker 1: other problem was. It was something really anyway, hopefully instructually
Speaker 1: got hypnotized for her fear of ladders, which like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what she's on a ladder, elevators, that's my
Speaker 1: friend had fear of elevator. Fear of ladders is funny
Speaker 1: going walking under them or walking I think it's like
Speaker 1: going up them. But she's an attorney's like, I don't
Speaker 1: know when she's going on a ladder. But they brought
Speaker 1: her back to apparently at some point when she was
Speaker 1: in a crib, she had gotten like crawled out of
Speaker 1: her crib and was hanging from the crib so all
Speaker 1: she could see where the bars, and after she had
Speaker 1: that realization that that's where her fear of letters came from,
Speaker 1: she was not afraid of him anymore. Wow. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: that would explain it, because having a fear of ladders
Speaker 1: without any real recall of why would be really confusing,
Speaker 1: because then then you're like, was I a contractor what
Speaker 1: happened in a past life? Yea, in a past life? Anyway,
Speaker 1: what other updates do we have? Okay, this is from Emily,
Speaker 1: who wasn't sure if she should get a boob job.
Speaker 1: This is one of my favorite updates. She says, Hey, Chelsea,
Speaker 1: after speaking with you, it actually made me feel a
Speaker 1: little more confident in the skin I have now. And
Speaker 1: I have only one body and take pretty damn good
Speaker 1: care of it. So for me, it's not a super
Speaker 1: huge need because I'm so comfortable and confident in the
Speaker 1: person I am. Yes, some boobs would boost some of
Speaker 1: my confidence, but it's not the end all be all.
Speaker 1: I can live without them. I also took the time
Speaker 1: to do some more research, and while I was on
Speaker 1: the fence at first, I think I'm gonna stay small
Speaker 1: chested at the moment, and then one day, if and
Speaker 1: when I have kids, maybe rethink that decision. But I
Speaker 1: will definitely go with Chelsea's advice and do a large
Speaker 1: beecup small seacup if that day comes. Emily, music to
Speaker 1: my ears. Speaking of which I was on, I was
Speaker 1: on vacation with two friends, two people who have had
Speaker 1: boob jaws that I know have had to have second
Speaker 1: and third boob jobs. So like, because as you get older,
Speaker 1: your boobs keep growing, so then you have to reduce
Speaker 1: them even more. So yeah, you just have to keep
Speaker 1: that in mind when you're getting a boob job that
Speaker 1: when you get older, hormonally something happens to just or
Speaker 1: if you gain any weight at all, your boobs gain
Speaker 1: the most weight. Wow, Yeah, this is okay, great, Great,
Speaker 1: check that off my list, Catherine. If I have a lift,
Speaker 1: first of all, we have to make a list and
Speaker 1: then we have to check things off of it. So
Speaker 1: our last update for today comes from caller Billy, who
Speaker 1: was actually on our very first episode Mothers. He had
Speaker 1: wanted to move to Maine and that would take him
Speaker 1: away from his adoptive mom, but he wasn't sure how
Speaker 1: to do that and still let his mom know that
Speaker 1: he loved her, So you guys encouraged him to follow
Speaker 1: his dream and make the move. Things have been going well,
Speaker 1: he says, I've officially gotten my alcohol and drug counseling
Speaker 1: licensure activated in Maine. In the meantime, rural Minnesota does
Speaker 1: not have any spaces for queer folk, so I decided
Speaker 1: to be proactive. I've been in the process of developing
Speaker 1: a queer support group for young people and their parents
Speaker 1: in my hometown. I feel it's important to provide the
Speaker 1: resources that I needed when I was young. I'm also
Speaker 1: organizing a drag show in the same town to help
Speaker 1: fund and raise awareness for the support group. Slowly but surely,
Speaker 1: I've been figuring out who I want to be and
Speaker 1: why I want to give to others. My mother actually
Speaker 1: tracked down The Mother's episode and listened to the interview.
Speaker 1: It definitely gave her something to think about and brought
Speaker 1: us some much needed dialogue regarding our relationship. The interview
Speaker 1: also jumped started the healing process regarding the struggles behind
Speaker 1: the adoption and everything that followed. All the best Billy,
Speaker 1: Oh Wow, good use of your time and energy, Billy,
Speaker 1: way to go, way to turn your all of that
Speaker 1: confusion into something more powerful and setting an example for others.
Speaker 1: And also his mom hearing the podcast, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: anyone who ever calls in your family will hear about it. You.
Speaker 1: I mean, at some point it all comes back in
Speaker 1: one big circle. It's just like karma. So you should
Speaker 1: keep that in mind when you're calling in. Even obviously
Speaker 1: if you don't want that, you can disguise your name
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah, but if you use your real name,
Speaker 1: it's just a matter of time. But I will say
Speaker 1: to that end, I think that sometimes a third party
Speaker 1: having the conversation, you know, without both parties involved, sends
Speaker 1: a stronger message when they're not involved in the actual dialogue.
Speaker 1: So his mom hearing about that, or Billy, your mom
Speaker 1: hearing about that, sounds like it was a good conversation
Speaker 1: starter for you. And I'm really psyched you got out
Speaker 1: of there. You don't need to be around peet where
Speaker 1: people aren't respecting and you know, even lauding you. They
Speaker 1: should be psyched that you're there. And it sounds like
Speaker 1: in the community that you moved into, they're all going
Speaker 1: to be very psyched that you're there because you're helping everybody.
Speaker 1: So I love to hear all about that. And it
Speaker 1: turns out, I mean anybody could give advice if we're
Speaker 1: getting such positive results. I mean almost anybody could do it,
Speaker 1: you guys. If I could do it, anybody can do it.
Speaker 1: So I think we have to take a quick break
Speaker 1: right now, and when we come back, we'll have some
Speaker 1: questions for you, Chelsea. I love question I love personal questions.
Speaker 1: I hope they're personal. They are, Okay, the first one here,
Speaker 1: how do you manage your time so well? You seem
Speaker 1: to do so much. Your career is always popping. You
Speaker 1: work out and meditate consistently, and you're basically an unofficial
Speaker 1: doctor Noah. While the doctor part is what I'm most
Speaker 1: ashen and about. So that comes to the most easily
Speaker 1: to me because I get so excited when I have
Speaker 1: a new patient or I have somebody with symptoms that
Speaker 1: I can't quite break down. So that's easy because I
Speaker 1: don't have an office because I don't have a degree,
Speaker 1: so it's very off the cuff, and usually with people
Speaker 1: that are in my life, I don't get unknowns. But
Speaker 1: managing my time. I have to be honest. I really
Speaker 1: require a lot of sleep, and if I can get
Speaker 1: sleep like eight or nine hours a night, then I
Speaker 1: can really have a high functioning day. And if I
Speaker 1: don't even for one night, I feel like my eyes
Speaker 1: are burning, Like right now, I went to a hookah
Speaker 1: bar last night to smoke. Houka. Oh. I'm doing a
Speaker 1: thirty day no alcohol thing. I've decided because the thirty
Speaker 1: day weed thing was just such a big hit and
Speaker 1: we inspired so many people and I got so many
Speaker 1: d ms on Instagram of people who did it. So
Speaker 1: I am on day four of no drinking, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go a month without drinking just because I drank
Speaker 1: so much sangrea in in my Orca that my skin
Speaker 1: started to turn purple and also my teeth and it
Speaker 1: wasn't a hot look. So I'm just gonna detox for
Speaker 1: some clarity because winter's right around the corner and that's
Speaker 1: margaritea time. So anyone who wants to join me on
Speaker 1: a thirty day dtox, DM me let me know how
Speaker 1: you're doing right into the podcast. Let us know. I'm
Speaker 1: using it to get serious mental clarity. That's great, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've actually been thinking about doing that too. We'll do
Speaker 1: with me. Why don't you do it? I mean, this
Speaker 1: is the time to do it before the holidays, right,
Speaker 1: So I started September nineteenth, October nine. That way, we're
Speaker 1: good for well, Halloween. It's not like I'm celebrating Halloween
Speaker 1: at least I hope I'm not right. You can celebrate
Speaker 1: in another way like smock a little whatever, right exactly,
Speaker 1: So I'll figure out another way, all right, I'm on board, great, Catherine, Yeah, exciting.
Speaker 1: I kind of got to the point where like if
Speaker 1: I have a glass or two of wine and I
Speaker 1: immediately have a hangover, So it's yeah, it's two glasses
Speaker 1: is like hangover time. And I know yeah. And I
Speaker 1: also noticed when you go out a couple of times
Speaker 1: without drinking, it's just it becomes a less and less
Speaker 1: of a situation. Like last night we went out for
Speaker 1: ramen and we had like there were six of us,
Speaker 1: and then we went to hookah bar and I just
Speaker 1: had my I just had weed, and I just decided
Speaker 1: to stick with that and then I didn't even miss it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we'll see how long I can go. Well. Good.
Speaker 1: Our next question for you comes from Evan Dillon. Do
Speaker 1: you find it crazy that total strangers can find inner
Speaker 1: healing through you as a public figure. Yes, I do
Speaker 1: find that crazy, But you know what, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: take whatever comes my way and not be Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd love to heal people. I can't tell you how
Speaker 1: many people come up to me and tell me things.
Speaker 1: You know, you do things that you never even think
Speaker 1: about again. So it's important to recognize that you have
Speaker 1: an impact on people. It doesn't matter how big or
Speaker 1: how small. I know I've said that so many times,
Speaker 1: but it really the ripple effect of like kindness and
Speaker 1: listening and inspiration goes a long way. So it gives
Speaker 1: me a lot of faith in humanity. You know that
Speaker 1: you can say something to somebody. I know people have
Speaker 1: said things to me that have changed the course of
Speaker 1: the direction of my life. And so when I think
Speaker 1: about this podcast, I always just think about that. All right.
Speaker 1: Our next question is I don't even think we answer
Speaker 1: the time management question really. I meane time management is sleep. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean okay, let me just get back to that
Speaker 1: so that I can give you something. I always work
Speaker 1: out first thing in the morning. Always get that out
Speaker 1: of the way so that I don't have to deal
Speaker 1: with that or Ben Bruno, you know, an hour where
Speaker 1: I'm fully awake and alert and then I meditate at
Speaker 1: the same time. I do the meditation before I work
Speaker 1: out every morning. So I like to bang those things,
Speaker 1: like the necessary things of my day. I bang them
Speaker 1: out first thing in the morning, so that I have
Speaker 1: room to be creative later, and I have room to
Speaker 1: work on my stand up and have room for all
Speaker 1: of that like writing and development and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if that helps, but I would
Speaker 1: say whatever is the most important to you are the
Speaker 1: things that you feel like are your tasks for the day,
Speaker 1: which we're probably meditation and working out. Just kind of
Speaker 1: rock them out right away or knock them out or
Speaker 1: rock about or rock out with your cock out. I
Speaker 1: don't know, you decide. Our next question comes from Jody.
Speaker 1: Have you found a good product to remedy the dark
Speaker 1: hollowed out underic circles that come from cannabis use? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know? Okay, So I use this product called liz
Speaker 1: Earl oil, and it's got rose hips which is really
Speaker 1: good for underic circles, and also green tea. But I
Speaker 1: would green tea eye patches. I don't know the name
Speaker 1: of the brand offhand, but there's a lot of under
Speaker 1: eye patches that work and some of them that are crappy.
Speaker 1: So there's one. Like anything with green tea helps the
Speaker 1: swelling a lot if you're talking about swelling, if you're
Speaker 1: talking about the darkness, rose hips, vitamin E is good
Speaker 1: for that, and you can find those indifferent serums. You
Speaker 1: just kind of have to find a serum like a
Speaker 1: face serum that you put on before your moisturizer. I
Speaker 1: use Liz Earle and I also use this Mindy Walter stuff,
Speaker 1: which is vitamin C is really important for those dark
Speaker 1: circles too, So you can look up any of those.
Speaker 1: And if you're getting those kind of dark circles from
Speaker 1: pot smoking, though, you should also probably just try try
Speaker 1: and do edibles because I could definitely notice a difference
Speaker 1: in my skin tone when I'm smoking versus doing edibles.
Speaker 1: You know, I know the smoking is fun and everything,
Speaker 1: but we've talked about the merits of just eating your cannabis,
Speaker 1: so I would say try and pivot more towards that. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm reading this next one verbatim, but Stephen Husker asks,
Speaker 1: are you ever going to make only fans? Uh? First
Speaker 1: of all, it's an only fans, Stephen, it's not only fans.
Speaker 1: And I don't think I haven't thought about it, but
Speaker 1: my team has advised strongly against. I already have so
Speaker 1: many videos out there that would be qualified to be
Speaker 1: on only fans. So no, I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think that's the right
Speaker 1: move for me right now. But I encourage anybody with
Speaker 1: an open mind and and other open things to join
Speaker 1: only fans, you know, and open up your heart. And
Speaker 1: if you have a question, or you and a loved
Speaker 1: one have a question, please write into Dear Chelsea Project
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com Dear Chelsea Project at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: And also, you know, I would like to invite couples,
Speaker 1: whether you're friends, or you're married, or you're seeing each other,
Speaker 1: any types of couples that need a sounding board. I'm
Speaker 1: into that big time, and we haven't had a lot
Speaker 1: of that in season one, so hopefully we can branch
Speaker 1: out in season two. And I know some people are
Speaker 1: resistant too hearing feedback, but you know that's the point
Speaker 1: to have a third party anyway, These are my fantasies.
Speaker 1: I hope they come true. And to all of our
Speaker 1: previous callers, we love the updates, but nothing brings me
Speaker 1: more pleasure. It's like being a parent, but without babies.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Please send me your
Speaker 1: report card. Okay, well, this was your little mini update
Speaker 1: from Catherine and me, and we are going to be
Speaker 1: back next week with another mini update, and then we're
Speaker 1: starting season two. What's the date we're starting season two, Catherine?
Speaker 1: October seven, October seven, right in time for fall, right
Speaker 1: in time to plan our Halloweens together everybody, so stay tuned.
Speaker 1: We're not going anywhere for very long, and I'll be
Speaker 1: back next week to tell you about my love life.
Speaker 1: So okay, bye bye, bye bye everybody. Bye Catherine, Bye
Speaker 1: bye