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Speaker 1: Scott are you ready for it?

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to laugh and love and love?

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Speaker 1: How many community this is? First off, I knew it.

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Speaker 1: There we go, Yeah, get that off. We're already taken.

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Speaker 2: To costumes already. This is the thing about costumes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Now this is a Halloween show, so it might

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Speaker 1: be a little spoo. We're just offences.

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Speaker 2: Here it is, Scotty, I'm ready, buddy boy.

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Speaker 1: How many communions would it take to consume one full Jesus?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I don't know actually, so let's kick off a

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Speaker 2: little bananas. The relatives was all.

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Speaker 3: The place is a rehood all the way around the world.

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Speaker 2: You just coming to Colone and baby checked the backs put.

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Speaker 3: Your better money because I don't thank you.

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Speaker 2: Scut to color and baby checked the backs.

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Speaker 3: Got this stranger that the sided me. Panda's baby, Panna's

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Speaker 3: Banana and Dana driving me Bandana's baby Bananas, Bandana tidded

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Speaker 3: me Banana's baby Bananas Banana and theta driving me. But

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Speaker 3: Danna's baby Bananas Bananda Daday.

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Speaker 2: Guys, gals are not binary pals. Welcome to Banana. That's

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Speaker 2: Scotti La. That's Kurt Brown Alder, my favorite comedian. The

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Speaker 2: whole wide.

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Speaker 1: World, my favorite writer in the whole. Wise, I'll take it.

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Speaker 1: I'll take it, take it too, I'll take it straight

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Speaker 1: to the bank.

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Speaker 2: Songs by Kahana Maddi. It slapped, it's a pop, It's

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Speaker 2: a favor. Is how are you? The best night of

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Speaker 2: my life? You kidding me? This is correct.

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Speaker 1: I feel bad for those of you listening. I immediately

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Speaker 1: took off my.

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Speaker 2: Beaver and you certainly did.

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Speaker 1: It's a real big beaver head. It's very hot, and

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Speaker 1: you can't hear me talk, so it kind of interrupts

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Speaker 1: the main point of a podcast.

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Speaker 2: Also, I feel like I need to say for the

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Speaker 2: people that listened to the podcast who didn't just wander

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Speaker 2: off here from MacArthur Park, which is the safest park

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Speaker 2: in Los Angeles. Also, but this is not the beaver

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Speaker 2: costume curtis sending. He already sent that one. You had

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Speaker 2: not sent it yet. Yeah, he's not gross. He's not

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Speaker 2: like a weird perverse.

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Speaker 1: I have to I do have too. Is it a

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Speaker 1: weird pervert of ing a costume before sending it to something?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever smelled the inside of a costume?

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Speaker 1: Well, all of these have been worn before. Definitely.

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Speaker 1: Two of them, but yeah, I'm gonna send that person one.

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Speaker 2: When Kurt and I first met each other, he would

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Speaker 2: throw like we go these Halloween parties, and I was

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Speaker 2: just like, Oh, I like this guy's funny. I should

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Speaker 2: be friends with this man u. And every time I

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Speaker 2: would show up to a Halloween party where Kurt was attending,

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Speaker 2: he would be wearing a giant foam costume that made

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Speaker 2: the party very awkward for everybody around him. And so

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Speaker 2: we never talked at any of these parties. I would

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Speaker 2: just get drunk and watch Kurt barreling over people.

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Speaker 1: It was, and they were always in like small Brooklyn apartments.

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Speaker 1: We were in our twenties. No one had a big place.

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Speaker 2: Like bend and then pop out. You know, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: And then uh, when he got single, shocking after that.

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Speaker 1: And then I remember the one Halloween that I was single,

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Speaker 1: It was based on a car wash in New York

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Speaker 1: It was fucked up and I was and I hate

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Speaker 1: And then we got into bed with each other. I

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Speaker 1: The thing is, I wasn't wearing anything underneath the whale costume,

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Speaker 2: The day, my mind number one two, everybody else strangers

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Speaker 2: The romance. Romance is over. Nine am.

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Speaker 1: Sun starts coming up and I'm like coming down off

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Speaker 1: Like hungover as a blue whale, nine thirty am, Sunday morning.

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Speaker 1: I hung it on my wall?

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Speaker 2: Bring great smelled great? And what really did smell?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to hear about this story?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't remember the headline, so please tell us

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Speaker 2: all again.

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Speaker 1: The headline is how many communions would it take to

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Speaker 1: consume one full Jesus.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy.

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Speaker 1: This is based on the one you did, which was

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Speaker 1: how many how many the marshmallow State Puff Marshallows?

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Speaker 2: How many s'mores could you make out of State Puff

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Speaker 2: marshmallow Man? With Mary Roach, the Great Mary Roach. He

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Speaker 2: was so cool to be on the podcast. We were

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Speaker 2: a sort of starstruck.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I was super starstruck. She is amazing. She's essentially

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Speaker 1: been doing bananas many many years.

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Speaker 2: We ripped her off. She could sue us, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Don't marry so here.

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Speaker 1: This was just I It was posted I think on

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Speaker 1: read it maybe on Facebook. And then this guy Thomas

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Speaker 2: He's the best of them? Is he is?

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Speaker 1: He wrote this, He broke it down. Okay, So the

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Speaker 1: question is how many comedians do you have to how

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Speaker 1: do you how many Communis do you have to do

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Speaker 2: Jesus right the Eucharist if you're a Catholic boy or

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Speaker 1: Okay, Despite the discuss from others posting, I really was

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Speaker 2: Jesus is so hot he is.

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Speaker 1: Why did they have to give Jesus the lines.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just just that guy. But for you, swaddling

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Speaker 1: Dismissed because there was there was the back part of

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Speaker 1: could story fun nobody's talking about nobody's talking about it.

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Speaker 2: Nobody's talking about it. The fact that that was.

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Speaker 1: What we'd do to children. Here is a here's the

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Speaker 1: flesh and blood of a human being. He is holy,

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Speaker 1: he is also God. Eat it all right, creepy. If

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Speaker 1: each Jesus weighs approximately point twenty five gram as indicated online,

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Speaker 1: you would have to eat roughly two hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: four thousand and eleven of them to eat an entire

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Speaker 1: Now that started to make me think. What about the blood?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Of course, who wanted how many bottles of wine?

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Speaker 2: I mean he he brought it up at the last supper.

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Speaker 1: He said, this is my blood and my body brag.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the delicious blood should be accounted for. Yeah, most

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Speaker 2: This was sent in by upwards seven animals. Mm hmm

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, Alex Elvie, Drew Ferrell, Junior, Candy Underscore, Rand

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Speaker 1: You know what's so sorry?

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Speaker 2: Scream it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, she's good guy, She's awesome. It's a good name. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: great name, good character name. Hiker lost for twenty four

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Speaker 2: They went to Mount Albert, that intimidating name, Old Mount Albert,

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Speaker 2: Rescue set search crews canvassed the area as you always

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Speaker 2: Great cell phone service. On Mount Olvert, by the way,

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Speaker 2: that reminds me. I. So I when I was twenty two,

441
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Speaker 2: I graduated college.

442
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Speaker 1: And I decided I was gonna live in the woods

443
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Speaker 1: by myself for a month, as you do, yes, and

444
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Speaker 1: so I like lived in the woods. I've talked about

445
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,880
Speaker 1: it on the podcast before. I like built my own structure.

446
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 1: It was very hippy dippy. But I only I ate

447
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 1: like canned foods. I wasn't like beating squirrels or anything animal.

448
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Speaker 2: You were not alone, You were not alone? Season seven?

449
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I was not alone. I was alone, but

450
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 1: I wasn't alone. And uh, and so I was, you know,

451
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: just like trying to get I was actually like the

452
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Speaker 1: whole thing. I was just so obnoxious. My whole plan

453
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 1: was like I just want to be alone without being lonely.

454
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Speaker 2: How did that go occur?

455
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 1: I was lonely the whole time.

456
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 2: I know, this got really good. Yeah that's not that's

457
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Speaker 2: not his operation.

458
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I did write a poem.

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Speaker 2: Okay, te year old Curti b This is twenty two

460
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Speaker 2: years old two year old Curti Bee.

461
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Speaker 1: This is uh and I found this.

462
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Speaker 2: I only found her. I'm gonna cry. This is all

463
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Speaker 2: my writing really disturbing. Right, Oh but oh buddy, gee,

464
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Speaker 2: this is so embarrassed. Oh good, it's not only.

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Speaker 1: Bad, but it's not like it's not even bad so bad,

466
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Speaker 1: it's good.

467
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Speaker 2: All right, We'll see. He was probably in the carrollac

468
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Speaker 2: like all twenty two year olds are.

469
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Speaker 1: I totally was. And can we get a little haze

470
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Speaker 1: up here?

471
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Speaker 2: I had no idea? And this is coming. This is good,

472
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Speaker 2: This is production value.

473
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Speaker 1: I am eating tuna fish, naked out of a can.

474
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Speaker 2: God again, who went by himself? I built his own structure.

475
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: On top of a mountain, in the middle of a field.

476
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 1: I stood and watched the sunsetting light reflect off the clouds.

477
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Speaker 1: I am naked, and I am eating tuna fish.

478
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Speaker 2: I mean, wow, this is.

479
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Speaker 1: My testicles and penis are tight and hard and cold.

480
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Speaker 2: What And I've never heard this? This is I promise

481
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Speaker 2: of my heart, never once, my belly white and brown.

482
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Speaker 2: Oh Jesus pray.

483
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Speaker 1: I'm beginning to fill my fingernails long filled with dirt.

484
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 1: I feel wind and my nipples hardened.

485
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Speaker 2: Do I want to fuck myself? He's doing something out

486
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Speaker 2: in the woods.

487
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 1: As I stand eating tuna fish.

488
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Speaker 2: I mean, what the fuck?

489
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Speaker 1: And my mind empty except for sky and sun, wet

490
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Speaker 1: ground underfeet and tuna fish naked out of a can.

491
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Speaker 2: Oh. Oh man, it makes me want to protect you.

492
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 2: But it's what you do. It's what you do when

493
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Speaker 2: you're young. I applied for Real World season six. Yeah,

494
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,479
Speaker 2: oh my god, you would have been so good at that.

495
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:12,199
Speaker 1: Maybe theovonn wouldn't exist if you were on True it was.

496
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 2: It's whatever season Hawaii ended up being. And I did

497
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Speaker 2: what you just did, the saccharine precious, like I have

498
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 2: something to offer this world. I like, I don't even

499
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Speaker 2: know how I filmed this. I guess on full size

500
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 2: cam quarders, but I would like set it up and

501
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 2: like ride my bike box and then like run up

502
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 2: the hill. And then I grew up in this area

503
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 2: that had a big lake and there was a dock,

504
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 2: and I set up the camera and I just talked

505
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Speaker 2: to the camera exactly like it is the saddest shit

506
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 2: of all time, because when you're young, I used to

507
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 2: wear canny necklaces. It's like this means something, and they're like, no,

508
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: it means you just desperately aren't supposed to be in

509
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 2: resers down Maryland, and but I got to I went

510
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 2: to college. Right after that, I was a freshman like

511
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,199
Speaker 2: two weeks and they get a random call and it

512
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 2: was MTV and they're like, hey, we saw your tape

513
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 2: and we think it's pretty cool and we would like

514
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 2: to bring you into New York to meet with what

515
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 2: Bunnam and Murray Bunham and Murray or whoever was running

516
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 2: Bunnam and Murray at the time. My sister, how old

517
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Speaker 2: are You're seventeen? I was seventeen. I went to college

518
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 2: seventeen because I was young, not because I was smart,

519
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 2: never been uh. And my sister, to her credit to

520
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 2: this day, she goes, uh, Scott, if you do this,

521
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 2: you will forever be Scott from the real world. You

522
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 2: will never be yourself. And on the second call, so

523
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 2: I did a call with the producers and I was like, yeah,

524
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 2: like I'm really interested in all these you know, just

525
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 2: making things up where you're like, I love Origami, It's

526
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 2: super big to me, and like Nelson Mandel is number one,

527
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 2: and you're like, who else is really important right now?

528
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: And I was just doing everything you could do to

529
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 2: get on the show. And she's like, if you do this,

530
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 2: you will for be stained for the rest of your life.

531
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Speaker 2: No one will ever take you seriously. It's the greatest,

532
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: but it's ever gotten. But that tape in my high

533
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 2: school senior class yearbook, it's me holding a mountain bike

534
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 2: on my shoulder, like, what's possible for this young I'm

535
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 2: gonna roll this bike up the hill. Yeah, guess what.

536
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: We're all gonna make billions riding this bicycle across this

537
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 2: lake behind me very sadly.

538
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wish you were on the real

539
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: world though.

540
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 2: I know when it was in Hawaii, I was bummed out.

541
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 2: I tell you where it's going. Tesus up pretty big.

542
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: On Philly, right, Oh, they've never been in Philly.

543
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 2: A real work Philly would be tight. I just made

544
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 2: fist fights and screaming. I'm gonna tease us out to

545
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 2: a break. I love happens.

546
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: That time surgeons farted into Petrie Dishes for science.

547
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Speaker 2: I will get back to it on a little live

548
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 2: banana and we are bad. I got a lot of

549
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:44,479
Speaker 2: body shot from chili. From just here, folks, he's Banana

550
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Speaker 2: Boy number three. Do you have any any banana mal

551
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 2: at all? Now? Okay, I have a few, Okay, cool,

552
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: And then we're gonna get right into you have a

553
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 2: very special guest tonight. Everybody ever get into it. Happy

554
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 2: birthday to Grey coming to us. Oh, he's gonna come

555
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 2: see us in Chicago. Gregory is coming in Chicago. We

556
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 2: have a Chicago show.

557
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 5: Come.

558
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 2: There's like nineteen tickets left. Get out there. We love it.

559
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 5: Uh.

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00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 2: Happy happy birthday to Alex from Rachel Keeler. Can you

561
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,959
Speaker 2: believe it? I just got older this year? All right,

562
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 2: good job, And they're coming to the Brooklyn Show at

563
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Speaker 2: the Bell House. Fantastic. Now this one matters. Okay, they

564
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 2: all matter.

565
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Speaker 1: Copy Haste, Copy Haste is here, Copy is here.

566
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 2: His name is Mauricio. He's Banana Boy number four. For

567
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 2: those who don't listen to the podcast, copy.

568
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: Hay sends in more stories than anyone else since.

569
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Speaker 2: Day one, since day one, to the point where we

570
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 2: called him and said, are you okay? So Mauricio, are

571
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Speaker 2: you here? Come on, guys, come on down, Come on down,

572
00:31:54,600 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 2: Come on down, Mauricio. Uh. It's Mauricia's birthday on November six.

573
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 2: So Aaron Boy number five, Marizio, We're gonna give you

574
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 2: a little gift right now. All right here it is,

575
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 2: come here.

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Marine, Siah, Yeah, Scotty is saying a bunch

577
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Speaker 1: of stuff off Mike. You can't hear him, okay.

578
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 2: Eron Erdman was the person who said it was your

579
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 2: birthday November six, and Marico Copyhaste was, uh, we're going

580
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 2: to give out a prize for the best costume later

581
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 2: and he gave us a fifty dollars gift card to

582
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Speaker 2: his store. What's your store called? How do you know? Comics?

583
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 2: Santa Monica? This comic book store in Los Angeles, folks,

584
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Speaker 2: everybody give it up.

585
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: Happy door called off, Let's see you right after this.

586
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: And then we do have so we want to know

587
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: who who is the uh we have a segment who

588
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: It's called the who's the longest banana? Who has come

589
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: the farthest away? Can we have house lights on? And

590
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: also I have to say one little and aryh Yeah, okay.

591
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 2: I went on Etsy on Etsy, I was at a

592
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 2: low point in my life and I made twelve twelve

593
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 2: inch rulers that said you are the longest banana. I

594
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 2: was going to give one out to each person at

595
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 2: our tour that came from the farthest away, and somebody

596
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 2: stole them. So somewhere in Los Angeles somebody was like

597
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 2: got it. Let's get rich and now they have twelve rulers.

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00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 2: That's ay your longest banana. So we have a different

599
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: prize in the lieu of that. But if you flew

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00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 2: in this show, well on first do we? Yes, let's

601
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Speaker 2: do it because this is a huge prize. It's Jennifer

602
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 2: Andison perfew what amen success, our favorite friend Rachel who

603
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: loves to be able to make it from TV to

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Speaker 2: a movie. Now we it's two point nine ounces, which

605
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 2: I think you can get on an airplane if you

606
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 2: flew in, and we signed the box, which is worth

607
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 2: zero dollars and four cents. Now, who came from far away? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who came from far away? Where are you from?

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00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 2: New York? Setup y? It's pretty far that you hate

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Speaker 2: Jennifer Aniston, is what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: Anybody else?

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00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 2: Anybody else, far far away? Do we have any here

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Speaker 2: Burbanks Sacramento house? You woke up at three in the

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00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 2: morning and drove from Sacramento. Uh, oh, you're you might

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Speaker 2: be on the list. And can anybody ben't No, wait

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Speaker 2: time out, wait a second. What you had a denispointment

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Speaker 2: in Los Angeles?

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Speaker 1: You just keep a dentist in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: Smart, you're from here? Oh hi, wait, what is your name? Nurse?

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Speaker 2: Hi mar Jesus. Welcome to pen Animals. Yes, oh yes,

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Speaker 2: I do remember that. Thank you, Holy smoke. The next

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Speaker 2: furthest anybody Lisa, Lisa Maggan our.

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Speaker 1: She just flew out, surprised us. So you'll see she's

624
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Speaker 1: been selling. She'll be selling posters.

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00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 2: Outside anybody else? Can you be? Oh? There we go farther.

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Speaker 2: You know what I want to I just wanted to

627
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Speaker 2: be like it's tough.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's not tough. There is a geographical who's

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Speaker 1: farthest to.

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Speaker 2: Most of us tip lifts, and I never go there.

631
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 2: That is so far away July, farther away than New

632
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 2: York City. Yeah, very strange. Like if you were like,

633
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 2: do you want to fly to New York, I'm like,

634
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,439
Speaker 2: hell you I love New York. You're like, you wanna

635
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 2: take an uber to Santa Monica like eat shit and

636
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 2: die turkey? Not for me? Who we got to see you? Yes,

637
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 2: Oh you're just cheering for Santa Monica. Sucker. Anybody else

638
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 2: beat in New York City going once, going twice? Okay,

639
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 2: you gotta come up, Come on, I gotta come on up.

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00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 2: We won't embarrass you.

641
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: We give you this Jenniferison perfume.

642
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 2: Congratulations, you are the longest banana. The longest Bananason's perfume

643
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 2: is Jennifer Anniston. We're in New York state. Served where

644
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 2: I camped was North Pitcher. Yeah, yeah, this is how

645
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 2: you relate to right near? Will it? All right? Thank

646
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 2: you so much so far? What a joy? All right,

647
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 2: you're so welcome and smell like Jennifer Aniston for all

648
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 2: your happy days. All right, sho we do it now?

649
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 2: I think we should bring out bring out our guests.

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00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: Guys, I think you have guessed who's coming out to

651
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Speaker 1: the stage right now, go on. They only Georgia heart stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yes, h welcome, welcome.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to have you here. We are very sorry

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00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: but Karen could not make it tonight, only because you know,

655
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Speaker 1: personal reason. But she wishes she could be here.

656
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 2: So don't pride, don't go already, be yourself, look forward,

657
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 2: not in the past, no speculation. No, she's fine, fine,

658
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 2: but she's sorry.

659
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 4: I'm sad, but.

660
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 2: We're happy here. Oh my god. Welcome.

661
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: Oh well, the first thing we want to do with you,

662
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Speaker 1: oh yes, yes we have. We put out a box

663
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 1: in the lobby as people are coming in. You could

664
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Speaker 1: put your confessions in the box. We're now going to

665
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,280
Speaker 1: read some of those confessions, tell you of your sins.

666
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: Uh uh, Lisa Maggot, our intern, can you please bring

667
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: the box to the stay.

668
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it, just comming hurt.

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Speaker 4: You are so sweaty.

670
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: I'm so sweat you can you like unzip me? I

671
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 1: think I'm just gonna go shirt.

672
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 2: The heat. You can train run top saying I'm not depressed.

673
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 2: I guess I.

674
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Speaker 4: Didn't truss that, but it this has done. This is

675
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Speaker 4: a halloween scene.

676
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 2: You look beautiful. It's always beautiful as always. So Banana's confessions.

677
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,240
Speaker 2: Oh sorry please? Oh you got pockets.

678
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:50,760
Speaker 4: Pocket?

679
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 2: Oh fuck? Yeah, we put some confessions and okay, here

680
00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 2: give Lisa full ound of all right, that is adorable.

681
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 2: So you wrote these, they have to be real. We

682
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: keep them anonymous, but don't put it. Yeah, take some

683
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 2: and read the ones you love? All right? So much

684
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 2: what we got here? Just let's just laugh and have

685
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 2: fun with it.

686
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 4: Nothing sad. Please.

687
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: Oh, I have the biggest crush on Scottie.

688
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 2: No, that is fifty our listeners, guys, I got a

689
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 2: really good one actually, Okay, but it requires people knowing

690
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 2: who rayge A is. Does everybody know who ray is? Okay, doky,

691
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 2: thank god these are anonymous. Partied with ray J's manager

692
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 2: and was so cooked out and drunk. I may have

693
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 2: had a threesome. You're absolved, you are forgiven. May have

694
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Speaker 2: Anna's bless your soul.

695
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 5: Someone said, I once got a whole stadium to stand

696
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Speaker 5: up for the wrong national anthem.

697
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 4: A week after nine to eleven.

698
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: The wrong national anthem.

699
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Speaker 2: I was like, oh can People are like, we're going

700
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 2: with it right. You are absolved, You're fine, everything's cool

701
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 2: in your life. Move forward.

702
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 5: Oh my fucking dream by every Sunday. I Readpost Secrets

703
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 5: and it likes for the past fifteen years.

704
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 2: Really and to just get in on people. It's so fun.

705
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 2: I think minesotes might shift into his confessions. Yeah, I

706
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: like this one. This one's pretty juicy.

707
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: I keyed an ex boyfriend's car and swore to him

708
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: it wasn't me to be fair, he was suck fucking

709
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: someone else and oh or he wasn't.

710
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 2: Okay. Let's Carrie Underwood style. We like that. We like

711
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 2: that she just repeats that threat every every time we

712
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 2: get to the course. We're like, we get it, Carrie.

713
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 2: You don't deal well be cheat at all.

714
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 5: I have one yes, because I am or was an

715
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 5: absolute moron. I thought it'd be funny and pooped in

716
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Speaker 5: the pool in.

717
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 4: My high school. They had to electro shock the pool.

718
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 4: I really, I was really dumb.

719
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not super funny. Honestly, I love that. It's like,

720
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 2: what a goose? This is gonna be such a goose

721
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 2: in the pool. Wouldn't this be fun? It Also that

722
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 2: takes that's premeditated. That's pre meditating. Yeah, that's like and

723
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 2: it's time. Here's a sweet and soft one. Yeah, I

724
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 2: can eat a banana with my feet. There's websites that

725
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 2: pay for that. What about we like banana's confession. Thank

726
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 2: you for everybody for putting these in about this.

727
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 4: Whenever I run out of underwear, I steal it from

728
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Speaker 4: my roommates.

729
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 2: Yes, so she has no idea. This is interesting? Yes,

730
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 2: and right. No, but I've heard before yes, yes, okay,

731
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 2: well I'll back it up with stories. No, I've had

732
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 2: many female friends that were like, oh, I just would

733
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 2: take my roommates clothes and wear them all the time.

734
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 2: Close are fine? Close are fine? Well, underwear are clothes, no.

735
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 4: Intimates, no intimate stealing, okay.

736
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 2: No intimate, but also somebody here did do it, so

737
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 2: I'm not wrong.

738
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Speaker 4: I thought multiple, but I have no one here is

739
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Speaker 4: with their roommate and they're like, is.

740
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 2: This roommates stuff is the realist stuff? Like relationship stuff

741
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 2: is like all that breaks my heart. Roommate stuff is like, oh,

742
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 2: you were going to either kill them or do this

743
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 2: weird thing.

744
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 3: You know.

745
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 5: I once lost like my when I lived in a

746
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 5: big house with a bunch of fucked up hipsters.

747
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,879
Speaker 2: I how many people did you live?

748
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 3: Four?

749
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 2: That's a lot so you and four? Yes? Five to

750
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 2: my cat.

751
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 5: Elvis had wandered around. I couldn't find him, and I

752
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 5: was like, can I look in your room? And I

753
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,720
Speaker 5: went through the room and there was just a huge

754
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 5: pile of coke.

755
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:12,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretend like I didn't walk away. Yeah, I didn't

756
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 2: find all this in there.

757
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 1: God An EXAs sitting in the front road, they looked

758
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: like ship tonight.

759
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 4: So beautiful, you all look beautiful.

760
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Speaker 2: Couldn't be not. Also, nobody's turning around yet. I'm looking

761
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 2: for the people looking back and the lamp, the lamp,

762
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Speaker 2: the lamp was tinking.

763
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Speaker 4: Everybody you all look gorgeous.

764
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Speaker 2: Wow. I know they're lines.

765
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Speaker 4: That's it. There's some I didn't pick some of these,

766
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Speaker 4: I I refused.

767
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was just I think that was one

768
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Speaker 2: for the road. Yeah yeah, all right. Oh.

769
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: When I was young, I used to practice sex with

770
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Speaker 1: an empty wonderbread bag. Okay, okay, like that that person

771
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Speaker 1: is like, I'm gonna say, practice sex, okay. And he

772
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Speaker 1: took the wonderbread bag out to dinner, brought it back,

773
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Speaker 1: watched him movie.

774
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 2: Ye, put his arm around. Yeah, we love each other.

775
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 5: That it was specifically a wonderbread too. Yeah, it could

776
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Speaker 5: have been like, what's the like, what's the like Trader

777
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 5: Joe's brand?

778
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well wonder makes sense also kind of a

779
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 2: good design. So when I was in the design high school, Okay,

780
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,839
Speaker 2: so when I was my senior year, there was an

781
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Speaker 2: ap art class and it was the teacher was really cool.

782
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: Wait, how why is there an advanced art class?

783
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 2: Well, because artists advanced. They they deserve three credits more

784
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 2: than the kids that are like doing ap government or whatever.

785
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 2: So anyways, and I was in photography and I would

786
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 2: walk through this little door and I'd walk over to

787
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: art and we'd all hang out and they would everybody

788
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,479
Speaker 2: would make their own projects. So it was very fun.

789
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and so in ap art, I forgot

790
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 2: where the story's going. Oh wow, oh wha, what was

791
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,879
Speaker 2: your thing? Wonder? Ready? Fuck do wonder? I got it? Okay,

792
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 2: So assuming I'm assuming there was a table on the

793
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 2: back and we were all out to work on free projects.

794
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 2: And everybody was like, uh, you masturbate, right, because like

795
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 2: you're in high school and everybody's just pushing each other

796
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 2: to limits, and everybody's just like into all these crazy bands.

797
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 2: And this guy, oh I won't name them, but this

798
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 2: one dude was just making a penis as a sculptor

799
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 2: and everybody's like he does. And so we're all sitting

800
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Speaker 2: around this table making art class I wasn't supposed to

801
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 2: be in. And this one kid was just like, yes,

802
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 2: I have sex with my sofa. I do it quite regularly.

803
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 2: As soon as my mom leaves, I put a condom

804
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 2: between the mattresses and I have sex with my sofa.

805
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 2: He gets down on his knees and this one guy's

806
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 2: being required like what about you, and he goes, uh,

807
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 2: I hit my penis with spatuless like spoon man. So

808
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 2: this might take a visual representation, but he goes, uh

809
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 2: so I take two spotelors whenever my mom goes to

810
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 2: work and I go like this, No no no no

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Speaker 2: no no no no no no no no no no. Wow.

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00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 2: We all went okay, let's talk to the teacher. I

813
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 2: walked back to the dark room. But yeah, and I've

814
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 2: thought about that for so it's those weird.

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Speaker 4: Ones were like, and that man's name is Elon Musk.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Mandy, pretty PayPal. Shall we dive back in?

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Speaker 2: Pretty Beebe's right back in.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Bonnie Goodheart, the best Bonnie good.

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Speaker 2: Heart, arguably Banana Woman number two. Okay, okay, it's you.

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Speaker 2: So this was on Quartz. It's a new one for me. God,

821
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Speaker 2: I get up every morning and I just read quarts.

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Speaker 2: I put my nest cafe in. I opened Quartz, which

823
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 2: I assume is a website.

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Speaker 1: Quartz dot com.

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00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 2: That's the one. Yeah, this isn't.

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Speaker 1: Quartz, this is quartz ut Quartz courtz would be an

827
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Speaker 1: amazing website.

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00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 2: Just beautiful courts made of quartz. Most courts are made

829
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Speaker 2: of quartz, really, if you think about it. All right,

830
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Speaker 2: no more rock humor. Let's get into it. I like

831
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Speaker 2: having fun.

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Speaker 1: This is by Catherine ellen Foley.

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Speaker 2: She's the She's the best in the business and always

834
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Speaker 2: has been.

835
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Speaker 1: The title again is the time surgeons farted into Petri

836
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Speaker 1: dishes for science?

837
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 2: Oh right, this old gag.

838
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 4: Dream job, dream job, right there, dream.

839
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: This is science.

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00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: Ah, science, the objective roadmap for solving life's most pressing questions.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: Sixteen years ago, a nurse asked austri Alien physician Carl

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Speaker 1: kruizel Nikki if he if her flatulence could contaminate a

844
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: sterile operating room.

845
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 2: Wait, yep, okay, all right.

846
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,439
Speaker 1: Her concern was that the patient on the table would

847
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,760
Speaker 1: be at risk of developing an infection as a result

848
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Speaker 1: of her gas. So very farty, nurse.

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00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 2: Asked this.

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00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: Okay, Australians are different. Okay, yeah, seriously so cruisell Nikki

851
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: asked a colleague to fart into a small Petrie dish.

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00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 2: I mean, so fun, what a colleague? I love? Yeah, use.

853
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 1: Your buds used for growing bacteria, once with pants on

854
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: and once in the buff he found. Okay, I mean,

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00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: do you guys, what do you do? You want to

856
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: make a prediction of what happens.

857
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 2: For a colleagues to go into a corner naked and

858
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 2: fart on a Petrie dish, an action that's so crazy

859
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 2: because you would have to.

860
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: Like just wait around until you had to fart.

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00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't run into a room, disrobe, open the

862
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 2: peatree because you can't keep it. Oh, bra, it's got

863
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 2: to be covered. Open it, fart on it real quick,

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00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 2: cover it up. Yeah, that's what But I will say

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Speaker 2: if Petri dishes were red, I guess they probably are

866
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 2: readily available. But like keeping around the house and being

867
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 2: like to sneeze on this one, see what happens like

868
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 2: fart in this one. Yeah, you're good. You would do

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00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 2: everything to it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: His glorious conclusion, published in a short blurb in the

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Speaker 1: British Medical Journal read as follows our deduction, is that

873
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 1: the enteric zone in the second Petrie disc was caused

874
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,320
Speaker 1: by the flatness itself and the splatter ring around that

875
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: was caused by the year of alone.

876
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 2: Not good, not good, Happy Halloween, everybody, dear lord. Hey,

877
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,280
Speaker 2: it's gonna be a splattering in three days.

878
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: It seems therefore, that flatness can cause infection if the

879
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: emitter is naked, but the emitter but not if he

880
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: or she is clothed.

881
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,240
Speaker 4: But how are they doing surgery?

882
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 2: I mean they are doing it clothed. Yeah.

883
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 1: The main thing is don't take your pants off in

884
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: this for anyone. But the main thing is that neither

885
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 1: type of bacteria is harmful. In fact, they're similar to

886
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: the friendly bacteria found in yogurt. So you're farting yogurt.

887
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 2: Oh finally, yeah, yeah, I just love the way that

888
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 2: this came about. It was just so like, just like,

889
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 2: what do you think, I don't know. Let's get together

890
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 2: and fart onto petri dishes to.

891
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 4: Yes, like cancer salt, let's do that.

892
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 2: Wait a second, we know about these farts, but not cancer. Fine,

893
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 2: and this is the bet this I'll just go. I'll

894
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 2: jump to the end.

895
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: We can all agree that everybody farts, and that if

896
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: you're a doctor or nurse you should probably keep your

897
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: pants on in the operating room. Quote it's not rocket science,

898
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: kraizal Nikki's said, But then again maybe it is.

899
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's definitely not. That was a thing

900
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,240
Speaker 2: in the early two thousands, so pre you know, pretty

901
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 2: good Internet, like crap internet. The big thing with relationships

902
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 2: is like we far in front of each other. It's

903
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 2: remember that people to brag about. That is like a

904
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 2: real like Martha bar and you're like, no, that sucks.

905
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 2: You have to do that. You don't have to. Yeah,

906
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 2: there's there's doors everywhere.

907
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 4: I never get micro You've got I do some of

908
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 4: that because choice.

909
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 2: It's not good. No, that's not the ultimate sign of love.

910
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 2: I don't I don't think. I had a buddy named

911
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,479
Speaker 2: Evan when I was growing up who got a really

912
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 2: bad car accident and they were like, you can't see him.

913
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 2: You cannot see Evan. He's in a bad place. And

914
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 2: we're like, okay, I know it was horrible. Yeah, it's gone, doc,

915
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 2: I'm bringing it back, bringing it back. No, he invented farted.

916
00:51:55,440 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 2: It's fine, very funny, god BMX. He was in the

917
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 2: movie Rat all right, Yeah it was so And then

918
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 2: finally like you could see him. But guys, he's like

919
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 2: he doesn't have control of his faculties and so like,

920
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 2: oh god, this is so bad. And we go in

921
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 2: and and he's fine. He's like I'm fine. I don't

922
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 2: know why everybody's setting you up for the worst shit.

923
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 2: And then we leave and they're like this guy named

924
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 2: Jed was like, hey, we caught him masturbating, and I

925
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 2: was like, you caught him masturbating. We're eighth grade, and

926
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 2: he goes, he was masturbaing to Lorenzo's oil. The sexiest movie,

927
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 2: the sexiest movie ever made. The reason I remember this

928
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 2: story is because for twenty years I thought he was

929
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 2: masturbating to Lorenzo's oil. For many of you've never seen

930
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,959
Speaker 2: this movie, it is nothing. There's nothing sexual about this movie.

931
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 2: It's about a kid with a rare disease and his

932
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 2: parents fight very hard to find a type of oil

933
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 2: that cures his horrible seizures. I did not know that

934
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,959
Speaker 2: was the plot of It is not a sexual movie.

935
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: This is the plot of Lorenzo's Oil. There is oil

936
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 1: in the desert and a man kills other men to

937
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: get the.

938
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 2: Women that are attractive to No. It's about Susan Sarandon

939
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 2: and I think, god damn it, I can't remember who

940
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 2: does it. But basically it's like, we need to save

941
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 2: our son, and they do. It's a beautiful story. And

942
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 2: for years I went, how did he masturbate to this?

943
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 2: How is this? It's like if you were like backdraft

944
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 2: number one movie to whack off to me, Like this, dude,

945
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 2: really likes fire. So I went to my ten year

946
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 2: high school a union.

947
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: Oh, this is gonna be satisfying.

948
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 2: And I walked and I was talking to the guy

949
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 2: that told me that.

950
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 4: And I was like, it's like a mystery for ten

951
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 4: years that you've kept in.

952
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 2: Your head, or like for more than that, for so long.

953
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 2: And I go, did Evan really masturbate Lorenzo's oil? He goes,

954
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 2: what I go, you told me once when he was

955
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 2: in bed and farting constantly. He goes, No, Carlito's way.

956
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 2: It just person's name and then noun. But it affected

957
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 2: me so deeply, Like everyone, I kept trying to figure

958
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 2: it out. It's like I have to be an interesting person.

959
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 2: What is the horny twist here? No horny twist? What

960
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,359
Speaker 2: if someone came.

961
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 5: Up to I feel bad for the person you came

962
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 5: up to him was like, hey, buddy, I haven't seen

963
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 5: you in fucking fifteen years.

964
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 4: Remember when you told me this really weird fact? And

965
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 4: he's just like, nice to see you. Yeah.

966
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, But also that he remembered what movie it was.

967
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 2: I've been thinking about it a lot too.

968
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. Had you both like just looked at each other

969
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:45,720
Speaker 1: and be like, yeah, wow.

970
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 2: May Sours Ma Doory Sours for the Class of ninety nine.

971
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 1: I remember the weirdest movie I ever found, Sexually Awakening

972
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: as a child.

973
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 2: This could go movie theater and it was on Golden Pond.

974
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 2: Oh just about two old people who I think.

975
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: Are have dementia.

976
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:15,240
Speaker 2: I think one of them. Yeah, I'm laughing, and it's.

977
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: Just because one of them says suck face in one scene.

978
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: They say suck face. And I was just like, I'm

979
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: having feelings I don't and I looked at when it

980
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 1: came out. It came out at nineteen eighty one.

981
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 2: Oh dear, I was six, So that's why I was like,

982
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 2: suck face and I was like, what's happening?

983
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 4: Mine was hook?

984
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 2: Look you Upio Rufio feelings.

985
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 4: Little Georgia was like, excuse me over here?

986
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 2: You feel I had it going on. God, Yeah, they're

987
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 2: the big cock of the walk thing there. They were

988
00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:03,240
Speaker 2: like the crow Rufio. When Twitter is new, I tweeted,

989
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 2: I wonder if the guy that played Rufeo tells women

990
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 2: at bars that he played Rufeo, and that guy DM

991
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 2: me No. I would have said, I'm very proud of

992
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 2: that role. I do bring it up when I'm talking

993
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 2: to shave it up for Rufeo. Also, if anybody here

994
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:21,399
Speaker 2: hasn't watched hok in twenty years or whatever, they don't

995
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 2: get to Neverland until fifty seven minutes into the movie.

996
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 2: What Oh, it's crazy. I was like, Oh, I'm going

997
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 2: to watch this and maybe i'll do my own version.

998
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 2: And then one hour and I'm like, they're still not

999
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 2: in never line. Unacceptable, it's bad.

1000
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:35,760
Speaker 4: No, that's terrible.

1001
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 2: Good movie.

1002
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will tell his one one fire related story

1003
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:41,399
Speaker 1: and then let's get out of this scene.

1004
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 2: That's a clear thing.

1005
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, I do feel bad about bringing up a

1006
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 1: fart chinting.

1007
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 2: No, we're okay podcast.

1008
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 1: When I first started dating Lauren ten years ago, I

1009
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: lived in a very tiny, one room studio apartment in

1010
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: brook and the bathroom was right to the kitchen. They

1011
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,839
Speaker 1: were like, it was a bathroom kitchen and then the room.

1012
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,439
Speaker 2: It was cool. It was it was good, it was cool.

1013
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 2: It was cool, it was it was Did I helped

1014
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 2: move it? Yeah? And and one morning.

1015
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: I came out of the bathroom. It was we had

1016
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: had a late night and I used the bathroom.

1017
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 2: It happens.

1018
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 1: You have to is late night and wake up and

1019
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: Lauren comes in now in the kitchen, and she just

1020
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 1: comes around the corner I think, honestly, like wearing just

1021
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 1: a T shirt or something very sexy, and just comes

1022
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: around the corner and goes, m, somebody's cooking.

1023
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 2: Put a ring on it.

1024
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 1: It said, I just took a ship and lit a match.

1025
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 2: And then she's like, oh, yeah, that's what it is.

1026
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 2: That's a good sign now that it was a good keeper.

1027
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 2: That's a keeper. And I did and I did?

1028
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 4: That sounds antiquated, disgusting.

1029
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 2: Should we do one more story? Should do?

1030
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: Would you like to do one more story?

1031
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 2: Georgia?

1032
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 4: To do one more story? Let's get into this guy.

1033
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, your nails look so nice.

1034
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 4: I just did them. Don't look too close.

1035
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 2: You did them yourself? Kind of Yeah, they look beautiful.

1036
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 2: He got it.

1037
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 4: Thanks.

1038
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 2: Oh a details guy. Okay, speaking of details, guys. No,

1039
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 2: this was sent in by l Healer Heiler. It's Lindsey

1040
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 2: who I went to high school. It was very nice

1041
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 2: to me, who I hope doesn't mind that I say.

1042
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 2: She was a very nice goth. Oh, super street. She's nice.

1043
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 2: She's been animal. Hope to hang with you soon. Meet

1044
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 2: the guy who spends just one hundred and fifty dollars

1045
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 2: a year to eat all of his meals at six Flags.

1046
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 4: I fucking saw this and was like, well, you're my hero.

1047
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 2: I mean he figured something out incredible. Yeah, and like

1048
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 2: shitty food, Yeah my favorite. Yeah. Did you see this one? Oh?

1049
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 2: I did. Yeah, I have a different take. Oh, let's

1050
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 2: find out about this fucking weird all right. This was

1051
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 2: in Mel Magazine. When I get up and I make

1052
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 2: my sanka in my cup, it's Bell Magazine, Mel Magazine,

1053
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 2: Mall magazine. I bought a separate iPad that is just

1054
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 2: Mel Magazine stories. I love that you chose, because this

1055
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:41,920
Speaker 2: story is in every major news outlet in America. You

1056
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 2: chose Mel Magazine. Give me the guy, give me the writer.

1057
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 2: That's because and scream best in the business, y'all. Quinn

1058
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 2: Myers wrote this, and Quinn Myer's boy or girl is

1059
00:59:54,280 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 2: the I love that very good, Thank you, It really is. Quinn.

1060
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 2: Quinn is a very popular name of these days four years,

1061
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 2: and that is true. I have a I have a

1062
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 2: nephew name named Quinn. I always want to call him

1063
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 2: medicine woman. It has taken it takes me so much control.

1064
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 2: That's my brother's child, and I be favorite uncle. Well,

1065
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:21,080
Speaker 2: I know, but it's the.

1066
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm the only uncle.

1067
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 2: So, but did either one of you ever watch Quinn

1068
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 2: the Medicine Woman. Never know what is it about? But

1069
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 2: we all know it. I watched that. I don't watch

1070
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 2: that show. I think before the Internet, they would just

1071
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 2: put shows up and be like this is a hit,

1072
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 2: and every was like, is it okay, we're going with it.

1073
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 1: If I had to predict what doctor Quinn Medicine Woman is,

1074
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: it's a cross between Zena and Jane Goodall.

1075
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 2: That's what I imagine.

1076
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 4: Very close.

1077
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I agree. It's slightly mystical, but she said

1078
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 1: solves a problem and a.

1079
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 2: Little bit attractive and a little attractive in a town

1080
01:00:55,400 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 2: where maybe not the case. Four years, millennials have endured

1081
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 2: an endless barrage of I don't know's true, I don't know.

1082
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: Oh is this smell like in Millennium magazine?

1083
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 2: Oh farts, No, it's emio. I call them millenniums. Okay.

1084
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 2: For years, also, millennials are like this close to being boomers,

1085
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 2: it's crazy. For years, millennials have endured an endless barrage

1086
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 2: of worthless budgeting apps, phony money diaries, and toxic hustle porn.

1087
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 2: What the fuck world is this person living in money diaries?

1088
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 2: When myers take it easy boy or girl going right

1089
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 2: now a year everybody else in their office went back

1090
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 2: to the office. Quinn's like, not for me. I'm on

1091
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 2: a rowboat.

1092
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 4: I gotta finish my money diary.

1093
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 2: Yes, but in truth, the realistic path us or overcome

1094
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 2: are debilitating financial crisis is what Dylan, a thirty three

1095
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 2: year old electrical engineers smarty pants, but also engineers are

1096
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 2: very much like this is how much protein I need

1097
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 2: to live?

1098
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 3: I know this.

1099
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 2: I will just have shakes and vitamins. Yes, this is

1100
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 2: exactly what a human needs. Dill In, a thirty three

1101
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:20,720
Speaker 2: year old electrical engineer from Santa Clarita, California, is one.

1102
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 2: You figured it out sort of quote, Quinn, you can

1103
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 2: pay around one hundred and fifty dollars American a year

1104
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 2: for a limit unlimited, year round access to six flags

1105
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 2: that's right up the street, which includes parking and two

1106
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 2: meals a day.

1107
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 1: This is the weirdest thing.

1108
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 2: Why are there two meals a day included in this?

1109
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 5: This?

1110
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 4: It's so strange. Whatever needs to be fired, ever came

1111
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 4: up with this is getting fired.

1112
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:51,280
Speaker 2: After this it was bugs bunny. I bet it was

1113
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 2: the old guy that used to dance in the Six

1114
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 2: flagscamer show, which I heard was a woman. Really, really,

1115
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 2: I heard that a woman. You can pay around one

1116
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars a day for unlimited, year round

1117
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 2: access to six Flags, which includes two meals a day.

1118
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 2: If you time it right, you could eat both lunch

1119
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 2: and dinner there every day. And guys, you've been amusement parks,

1120
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 2: the food rocks your world.

1121
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, corn dogs, corn, that's my favorite.

1122
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:24,800
Speaker 2: Fuck well it's salt. Maybe that sounds atlantis.

1123
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 1: But after seven years, seven years.

1124
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 2: Of daily meal, daily meals, no and in the beginning

1125
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 2: the food wasn't good right, No, queen, no queen, it

1126
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 2: was the beginning. After seven years of daily meals at

1127
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 2: the theme park, Dylan paid down his student loans and

1128
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 2: got married off of this ticket.

1129
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,560
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, married, like in spite of this.

1130
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 2: That's more of a that's yeah, there's more.

1131
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a woman who's just like, all right, we'll

1132
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: do it, Dylan.

1133
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, he has a car and a credit card. God sail.

1134
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 2: The crewa sucks. Okay, So he paid down his student

1135
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:17,480
Speaker 2: loans and got married and bought a house because of

1136
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,920
Speaker 2: this plan. It all started the first day of his internship.

1137
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 2: First day of his internship twenty fourteen, when Dylan noticed

1138
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:28,439
Speaker 2: rollicking coasters of Six Flags Magic Mountain, which is dope.

1139
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 2: We've all been there. It's very fun. I've not been.

1140
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 2: I want to go it. Kurt loves it. He goes

1141
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,760
Speaker 2: there every day from the windows of his new office,

1142
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 2: so he's right there. And also a lot of those

1143
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 2: offices for anybody that drives up that way. It's mostly

1144
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 2: like like security companies and prisons and shit. It's very sure. Yeah,

1145
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 2: it's weird up there. It ain't pretty. Fresh out of

1146
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 2: college looking for something to do the coaster fanatic already,

1147
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 2: Dylan was pursuing the options for Six Flags annual passes

1148
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 2: when he stumbled across what might be the deal of

1149
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 2: his lifetime for a one time fee of one and

1150
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 2: fifty American dollars.

1151
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,400
Speaker 1: They keep saying American dollars.

1152
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 4: It's a New Zealand publication.

1153
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,640
Speaker 2: Probably I don't know, Okay, maybe it's Melbourne magazine. Oh,

1154
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 2: that's mel magazine for Melville. It's me adding the American

1155
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 2: He could eat two meals a day every day at

1156
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 2: the Park for entire year.

1157
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 4: I was overanalyzing every fucking half paying.

1158
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:34,760
Speaker 2: A pretty since his office was five minutes away, it

1159
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:40,080
Speaker 2: was a no brainer, Like Bob's discount furniture. Anybody that

1160
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:46,720
Speaker 2: entire first year, That entire first year. I don't think

1161
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 2: I ever went to the grocery store. Bachelor's engineers weird.

1162
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 2: People avoid them. They make money. I timed it so

1163
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 2: I was able to go there during my lunch break

1164
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 2: and then go back to work, and then stop back

1165
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 2: for dinner on my way home. Yeah, holy shit. Where

1166
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:14,200
Speaker 2: others saw glorified carnival food, Dylan saw the world through

1167
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 2: food court. It was crazy. I was saving money paying

1168
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 2: off student loans. One of my coworkers said she spent

1169
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 2: fifteen hundred dollars a month eating out, which is a

1170
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 2: lot of money. And yeah, that's a lot of money,

1171
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 2: even in LA That's that's a lot. That co worker

1172
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 2: is working at six Flags right now. And I was like, yeah,

1173
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,880
Speaker 2: I'm not going down that road, said Dylan.

1174
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:37,320
Speaker 4: How about just five hundred a month. Then that's a

1175
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 4: lot exactly, That's not that's a terrible thing to do

1176
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 4: to your heart.

1177
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, this took six Flags years off his life. There's

1178
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 2: no doubt about it. To be sure, the six Flags

1179
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:51,439
Speaker 2: died isn't for the Hain of art, fin of heart,

1180
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 2: Hain of heart. I was like, yeah, I'm not going

1181
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 2: to on that road to Dylan, to be sure, I'm

1182
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 2: gonna jump to the craft. Yeah, okay, here we go.

1183
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:09,680
Speaker 2: Over the next six years, Dylan pulled back a little

1184
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,960
Speaker 2: bit on the current frequency. Three or four lunches a week,

1185
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 2: dinner every night, my wife, dinner every night.

1186
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 4: Dinner is expensive.

1187
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:22,160
Speaker 2: Dinner is pulling back, honey, Let's go to six Flags

1188
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 2: for dinner Friday night.

1189
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:30,400
Speaker 4: No, No, it sounds exciting to me because I love

1190
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 4: carnivals me too.

1191
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,040
Speaker 2: Do you like roller coasters? No? I fucking do you

1192
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 2: like roller coaster?

1193
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:35,040
Speaker 1: Love them?

1194
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 2: Okay, you hate them to death? I'm terrible.

1195
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 4: They scare the shit out of me. I have no

1196
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:41,920
Speaker 4: interest in taking chances.

1197
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:47,320
Speaker 1: But think about the carnival food after Yes, the eighth

1198
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:51,120
Speaker 1: day exactly once one seven day round, You're just like, mmmm,

1199
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 1: that eighth meal is like I'm gonna kill myself, and

1200
01:07:58,480 --> 01:07:58,800
Speaker 1: it's just.

1201
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 4: Like it'd be like eating cost food every day.

1202
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

1203
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 2: This guy did.

1204
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 4: Sounds great.

1205
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy did supersize me for seven years and

1206
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 2: just didn't make a documentary about it. Oh he didn't,

1207
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:19,719
Speaker 2: so he did so three or four lunches a week dinners.

1208
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 2: My wife moved in, says Dylan, and I stopped doing weekends.

1209
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:28,679
Speaker 2: But since she's not, stop doing weekend I mean, ladies,

1210
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:35,640
Speaker 2: raise your standard. Raising God, don't date these fu You

1211
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 2: start dating someone and your friends like, let's go on

1212
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:40,720
Speaker 2: a double date on Thursday, and we're like, well, we

1213
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:44,479
Speaker 2: would have to go to six Flags? Why is that?

1214
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:48,560
Speaker 1: Dylan will only eat at six Flags.

1215
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 2: At that point, the friend goes, fucking don't him, this

1216
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:54,559
Speaker 2: has no friends.

1217
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:56,879
Speaker 4: Six Flags more like red Flag.

1218
01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:05,960
Speaker 2: So I'll jump to some of the meat potates. We

1219
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:08,439
Speaker 2: were just in the meat potates. We're not at the

1220
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:12,080
Speaker 2: dessert yet of this article. Dude. No, we also got

1221
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:16,000
Speaker 2: to set this by nine trillion people. So I'll just

1222
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,479
Speaker 2: tell you what he was eating, right, because it's kind

1223
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:22,360
Speaker 2: of interesting because you know, you think it's something and

1224
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:27,040
Speaker 2: it's the exact opposite. Uh. So thankfully the menu is

1225
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:33,280
Speaker 2: involved beyond pizza, burgers and sandwiches. Thanks seven years. Does

1226
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:38,599
Speaker 2: he have the gout? Probably? Uh, They've got decent options now,

1227
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 2: Dylan tells me. Still a lot of bad food. I

1228
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:45,320
Speaker 2: mean it's theme park food. Like he's on the right side. Yeah, yeah,

1229
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 2: he's just like I also can't wear shoes anymore. My

1230
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 2: each foot is the size of four feet. It's like

1231
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:54,080
Speaker 2: the rollers and Return to Oz where it's just like, oh,

1232
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:57,680
Speaker 2: he just rolls in and rolls Fuck this guy for

1233
01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:59,800
Speaker 2: not riding roller coasters. If he was like you a

1234
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:02,000
Speaker 2: which I ride A recalls like if you ride a

1235
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:06,519
Speaker 2: roller coaster and go back to work, you're amazing. Like Chipola,

1236
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:09,720
Speaker 2: it was like sick, I did an upside don't still

1237
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 2: a lot of bad fluid. But the meals are terrible.

1238
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,960
Speaker 2: Stuff like try tip sandwhich is vegan options are in

1239
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:20,400
Speaker 2: now and black bean burgers and meatless meatball subs. Hop

1240
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:24,599
Speaker 2: about your six Flags? Got a single salad? Just vegan

1241
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,559
Speaker 2: meatball sums? Okay, got healthy?

1242
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,719
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, guess because it's called vegan doesn't.

1243
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 2: Mean it not. That's right, that's right. Sorry, No, it's

1244
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:40,280
Speaker 2: not good. And everybody goes Super Bowl, go to six Flags,

1245
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,960
Speaker 2: watch go to six Flags on Super Bowl Sunday because

1246
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,760
Speaker 2: nobody's there. Really, I've heard it when to go yeah,

1247
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,360
Speaker 2: all right, we'll see all that.

1248
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,559
Speaker 1: Like a child and not ride on a right.

1249
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, well the kids for the kids is fine, Okay,

1250
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:55,320
Speaker 2: I'll wrap it uptight with this. So, uh, they have

1251
01:10:55,479 --> 01:11:02,679
Speaker 2: seen the seasonal seasonal specialties. They have a Thanksgiving dog,

1252
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:12,600
Speaker 2: which felt to Dylan nothing short of life changing stuff

1253
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,840
Speaker 2: like try tip sandwiches and vegan options like black burgers

1254
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:19,760
Speaker 2: and meatless meatball subs. And then at the end over

1255
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:23,000
Speaker 2: the years, Dylan has settled on, like I said, three

1256
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:25,760
Speaker 2: or four more lunches a week at six Flags. But

1257
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:29,240
Speaker 2: he figured out a way to stick to healthier options,

1258
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:32,639
Speaker 2: and he bought a house and paid off his debt

1259
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:36,400
Speaker 2: and has saved up enough money where he's considering a

1260
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 2: next venture him. So this weird ass engineer has eaten

1261
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:45,639
Speaker 2: crud forever and his life came together.

1262
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 5: But did it.

1263
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:52,280
Speaker 2: Capitalism? I would like to say that he has lost

1264
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:58,160
Speaker 2: seven years more of discovering how to eat food.

1265
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:02,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, think about his palette at this point, He's just

1266
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:05,200
Speaker 1: a carnival palette for the rest of his life. He

1267
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:08,960
Speaker 1: spent his like twenty two to thirty only eating that.

1268
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:09,840
Speaker 4: He's fucked.

1269
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 2: He's fucked. If he eats sushi, he's gonna be like

1270
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:21,040
Speaker 2: up Burger. It's really true. So this Okay. When I

1271
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:23,320
Speaker 2: lived in New York, I love roller coasters. They're like

1272
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:27,280
Speaker 2: number seven in the book for me. So I was

1273
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:30,240
Speaker 2: in New York and I had a couple buddies who

1274
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:33,960
Speaker 2: loved him too. And six Flags Great Adventure you're from.

1275
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,439
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, yep, yep. Six Gras not from.

1276
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:42,479
Speaker 2: Thank god, thank god. They created the tallest fastest roller

1277
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,320
Speaker 2: coaster in the world. It's called King da Ka. It's

1278
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,960
Speaker 2: no longer the tallest fastest. But when they do that,

1279
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:50,200
Speaker 2: you go, let's go do the thing. It's like a headliner.

1280
01:12:50,439 --> 01:12:53,680
Speaker 2: It's great. So my buddy Bryce, my buddy Rusty, and

1281
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 2: I go. So the three of us go and we're like,

1282
01:12:55,439 --> 01:12:56,920
Speaker 2: we have to write King to Ka. We get there

1283
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 2: and they're like, there's too much wind.

1284
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:01,640
Speaker 1: And this roller coaster is say, fuck, I don't want

1285
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:02,200
Speaker 1: to be on.

1286
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:04,520
Speaker 4: A thing that if there's a little too much atmosphere.

1287
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:05,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't do it.

1288
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:06,919
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

1289
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:10,360
Speaker 2: Fuck that ship you mean wind? If wind could kill you.

1290
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,880
Speaker 2: You don't know what I mean? Man, another man. We've

1291
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,960
Speaker 2: got it set up so that if it's windy.

1292
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,200
Speaker 1: Just falls off the track.

1293
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:19,439
Speaker 5: Yeah right, there's like dim bars, there's bars. You can

1294
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 5: just go hang out in You don't have a fucking

1295
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:21,959
Speaker 5: roller coast.

1296
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:26,479
Speaker 2: That's true. Jager is sort of the roller coaster, that's true.

1297
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:29,080
Speaker 2: So it's just like two thousand and five and we

1298
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:30,560
Speaker 2: go and they're like, you can't do it, So we

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Speaker 2: buy the flash pass or whatever. We're walking and riding

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01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:34,320
Speaker 2: everything else, and we're like, we gotta do this one.

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01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,519
Speaker 2: We've got to do this one. So it's what it's.

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01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:39,640
Speaker 2: It's crazy tall. It's the it's tall roller coaster in

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01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:41,720
Speaker 2: the world. And the whole thing is like it goes

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01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:45,360
Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty miles per hour and two seconds.

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01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:47,680
Speaker 2: It's maglef It lifts you up and just rock at

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Speaker 2: you for it. So we go do the thing, and

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01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,600
Speaker 2: we're being polite and we go and then it's like

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01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:54,760
Speaker 2: bing ming ming ming ming minging. You can come do

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01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,920
Speaker 2: King daka. Would they make an announcement across like the park, Well,

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Speaker 2: if you have a flash passion, this little dumb pager

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01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:04,120
Speaker 2: thing that's like come now. And so we're running. These

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01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 2: are like grown men running to be like watch out,

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Speaker 2: virginity alert, watch out ladies. Here's three boys. So we

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Speaker 2: get there, we go the short line and we get in.

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01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:20,360
Speaker 2: We're like, here we go. So we get up to

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01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:23,280
Speaker 2: the front and then you know, it sits to to two.

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01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:26,040
Speaker 2: It's like fourteen people can ride the train. And so

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'll ride alone. I'll let these two

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01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:33,880
Speaker 2: ride together. I'll get in, and then the announcer would

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Speaker 2: the person the announcer, the announcer, the person at six

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Speaker 2: Flags that hates their job, was like, we need a one,

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01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:43,600
Speaker 2: we need a single. Yeah, And this guy who's in

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Speaker 2: his late sixties is like me and here's what I remember,

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Speaker 2: five foot four DuPont Jeff Gordon racing cap on, which

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01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,760
Speaker 2: is a NASCAR thing and it's just a multicolored, multi

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Speaker 2: colored thing. And he gets in next to me and

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Speaker 2: I'm like okay. So then we sit there because the

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01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:07,800
Speaker 2: wind they had taken a really long time, so we're

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Speaker 2: sitting there for very long.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it's an airplane.

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01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's something wrong to the engine falls

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01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 2: off all away, and you're like looking for your luggage

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01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,719
Speaker 2: and you're like, is that my luggage?

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01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:18,920
Speaker 3: Now?

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01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,800
Speaker 2: That's pretty good, it's pretty good. So I'm sitting there

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01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:24,640
Speaker 2: and my friends are just goofing and up behind me,

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01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 2: having the time of their life. And I'm sitting there.

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01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:28,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, and you need to, like, you know, talk

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01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:32,240
Speaker 2: to this dude. And so when you look forward, you

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01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:35,599
Speaker 2: get this track where you go two seconds, one hundred

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01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:37,840
Speaker 2: and thirty miles an hour and two seconds and shoot

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01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:41,559
Speaker 2: up forty stories the highest roller coaster in the world,

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01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:44,200
Speaker 2: and then you do a little twisty poo it's the

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01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:48,920
Speaker 2: twenty second roller coaster and out the butt. And so

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01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:52,599
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, I got to talk to this dude.

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01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:55,240
Speaker 2: So I look at him and I go, you know,

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01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:57,759
Speaker 2: like this, you go, Hey, what do you think happens

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01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:04,439
Speaker 2: if we get struck by lightning? So I'm going to

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01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:07,680
Speaker 2: do his voice. I'm going to do it exactly how

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01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 2: it happened when I asked that question. This is a

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01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:12,560
Speaker 2: grown man holding his NASCAR Jeff Gordon had in his

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01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:16,160
Speaker 2: right hand. I go, hey, what do you think if

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01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:18,160
Speaker 2: at the top we get struck by He goes, we

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01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:24,879
Speaker 2: will be a rotissary chicky, and then we shoot forward.

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01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:32,040
Speaker 2: So the photo of me on this train is sideways.

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01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:37,280
Speaker 2: He's holding his hat that flies off his hand and

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01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 2: for two full seconds and my head tilted sideways. All

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01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:43,559
Speaker 2: I'm thinking is how did he know I was going

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01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:46,439
Speaker 2: to ask him that, how did he have an answer?

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01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:50,680
Speaker 2: Then we go up and down. We're gonna be a

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01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:55,719
Speaker 2: rotissary gie and we had to write it again because

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01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:59,240
Speaker 2: the whole time I was so confused. Was he waiting

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01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,000
Speaker 2: for me to ask a question?

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Speaker 4: Please, a waiting whole life or someone asking yeah, us question?

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Speaker 2: It was insane. It bruined me. Yeah, heyde, what do

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Speaker 2: you think we're gonna be?

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Speaker 4: Man is Elon Musk.

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Speaker 2: That has been banana. This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The music by Kahan, and all of.

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Speaker 1: Our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: don't cover on the podcast.

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